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You wake up in Gensokyo.

>> No.1913793

rape the maids

>> No.1913797

I am a little girl with a flat chest who can fly and use bizzare and poorly defined magic.

>> No.1913803

>>1913777
I check if the alligators here are as retarded as those on the other side of the border and if I can hop my way back to Japan on flying alligator lolis' backs.

>> No.1913844

i came

>> No.1913849

>>1913777
>and die

Deep down you know that's what would really happen.

>> No.1913860

>>1913849
From what? If you made it to the shrine, or to the human village, you'd be in fairly good hands.

>> No.1913874

>>1913860
>If you made it to the shrine, or to the human village, you'd be in fairly good hands.
You wont make it.

>> No.1913891

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Outsider

>Most outsiders that get caught by youkai either get eaten at once, or get eaten once the youkai lose interest in them.

>> No.1913898

I remember threadshitting this when it was first posted.

/jp/ was really shit back then and is only slightly better now

>> No.1913930

Sauce on OP?

>> No.1913958

>>1913891
Don't know, man. Just depends on how you interpret PMiSS.

>> No.1913962

I'd commence my most epic adventure yet.

TO PERFECT THE QUAD LASER.

>> No.1913972
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>>1913930

>> No.1913973

>>1913962
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofnEdB8Blc

Mima's already beat you.

>> No.1913986

>>1913973
Yeah but I myself havn't perfected it.

I can only do a Tri so far.

>> No.1913999

I'd go to Gensokyo - only if I was somehow able to get a GBE from BLAME before going there. Then I'd feel somewhat safe.

>> No.1914060

Should I really be posting in such a thread? The ghost of GM might come to haunt me.

>> No.1914095

Seconding request for OP sauce

>> No.1915318

>>1914095
it's all over tewi, can't you see it?

>> No.1915328

You are greeted by the gru--no, youkais staring down at you. Full moon is out. The chilly wind is nothing compared to the chill you feel at the spine as they begin devouring your body.
BAD END

>> No.1915341

>>1915328
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.1915386

Get eaten, as a powerless human, I would be able to do anything. I just kinda hope it's Rumia that eats me.

>> No.1915389

Get eaten, as a powerless human, I wouldn't be able to do anything. I just kinda hope it's Rumia that eats me.

>> No.1915423

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a youkai.

>> No.1915444
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>>1915423
Is that so?

>> No.1915452

Unarmed humans are easy prey. A human armed to the teeth with today's weaponry is another thing.

Hell, I am sure a single well placed bullet is more than enough.

Remember guys, aim to the navel, not the head with these girls.

>> No.1915503

>>1913777

Where? Gensokyo seems to be a fairly large place. Best hopes would be the human village, shrine or Rinnosuke's shop.

>> No.1915873

>>1915503
>Best hopes would be the human village, shrine or Rinnosuke's shop.
I hope for inside of yukari's "gap", IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

>> No.1915893
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[X] Jump into the lake

>> No.1915904

Youkais can't catch you when you're on fire.

>> No.1915912

>>1915904

What if it's some kind of fire youkai?

>> No.1915913

>>1915893
Oh god not the epic lake.

>> No.1915916

>>1915912
Then you're fucked... quite literally.

>> No.1915917

>>1915904
No, you're thinking NINJAs, ninjas can't catch you when you're on fire.
You lit yourself on fire for youkais they'll just watch you roast.

>> No.1915921

>>1915893


I miss reading those threads. What ever happened in the end? I did remember Anon was being confronted by Sakuya in SDM

>> No.1915926

>>1915921
I stopped caring once Anon decided to kill Mokou.

>> No.1915934

>>1915921
And then GM got exiled.
Though before that I think Anon jumped in the lake again.

>> No.1915930

>>1915921 I don't know but I am pretty sure it ended with anon getting b&.

>> No.1915950
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>>1915934
[X] Attempt to hug China
Stepping forward, you embrace her tightly, before she can react, bringing her close to you. "Please, I really am sorry." You whisper gently into her ear, and hear a shocked intake of breath. However, she firmly pushes you back, looking straight at you with large, crystal blue eyes.
"No. Please, sir. Go inside." Much more powerful than you, you are shoved back more than a couple of paces, and stumble right into the mansion, and she shuts the doors in front of you. Perhaps you should have waited or talked with her more.
[ ] Drown your ronery tears in a bed, and sleep
[ ] Go to the library
[ ] Go into the basement
[ ] Go to Remilia's study
[ ] Find Sakuya
[ ] Jump into the lake
[X] Jump into the lake
Opening the doors once more, you rush past the surprised Meiling and dive straight into the lake. "FUCK THIS! I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!" You sink like a fucking rock as you drop down to the bottom of the lake...
The lake wins again, Anon.
The lake wins fucking again.
---- BAD END ----

>> No.1916594

>>1915950
That's all???

>> No.1916607

[x]Yelling 'I'm Virgin!!!" to everybody
[x]Raep everbody

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>>1916594

>> No.1916621
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[x] Lake End.

>> No.1916623

>>1915950
FUCK YES YOU ARE THE BEST TOUHOU VN EVAR!

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>> No.1916629

>>1916607
'sup malaysian namefag.

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