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Tomorrow will be the first day of June.
Please do your best and try to say 'rabbit rabbit' as the first thing, after having woken up for the first time, in the new month! It is for good luck!

>> No.19133440
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>> No.19133460

Usagi
Usagi

>> No.19134013

I will definitely be masturbating to her tomorrow.

>> No.19134057

>>19133349
Tewi is AWESOME!

>> No.19134674

Since Tewi fucked up my life in April I've been praying to the froggie goddesses Suwako and Sanae

My life's turned around, so join me tomorrow in saying "ribbit, ribbit"

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'Prostitute Prostitute'

Have a good luck this new month!
And enjoy the world cup russia 2018!

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Thank you for your hard work!

>> No.19134899

Don't believe her lies.

>> No.19135153
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THE CRIMSON SPEEDY JUMPER! RABBITRABBIT! YABEEEE! HAYAI!

>> No.19135161

>>19135153
This is your udongein on Oculus Rift and Halotroid. You have been advised.

>> No.19135170
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paizuri paizuri
bunny cunny bunny cunny
prostitute prostitute
onahole with ears onahole with ears
mating press mating press
tewi a shit tewi a shit
rabbit rabbit

>> No.19135583

Thank you.

>> No.19135752

>>19135170
Your forgot the most important one
"Bunny tummy, bunny tummy"

>> No.19136253
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Rabbit Rabbit

>> No.19136640

Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I won't fail this time.

>> No.19136711

>>19133349
Would my luck increase if I masturbate to her while saying 'rabbit rabbit'?

>> No.19136911

>>19134674
We all have good times and bad. Some fates can't be beaten with luck. The usagi loves all and will do her extra special best next month if only you remember her. Please do not abandon after one poor month. There's also a lot of people for the luck to be spread around to, please wait warmly.

>> No.19136980

>>19136911
...I'll buy a special conference table one day.

>> No.19137027
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>>19133349
Raw mating press impregnation!
Raw mating press impregnation!

Ahh! It feels so good empty my NEET sperm inside tewi's loli womb!

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>>19136911
Fuck you buddy I won't be tempted by your rabbit whore

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Rabbit
Rabbit

>> No.19137374

>>19137194
i refuse to believe 3DPD bunny cunnies are like this

>> No.19138039

Remember.

>> No.19138049

Guess I’ll say it this time. Forgot to do it last month and it didn’t do so well for me

>> No.19138382
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hewo teyowr!
yes hi!
https://comfy.moe/enwmqr.webm
eye wuld jus wyk tu tel yu al tat te bun bun baynk is nao kahwohzd nd tat we apweesheeayt bewee much al obs yor deepohsits obowr te yeeors!
te hol opowayshun wuz akshuwawee a fwunt por me tu tayk al obs yor kayohs kontwol buhnee wuv muhnee!
tu pweepayowr...
stwengten...!
nd pynans te upskumeeng fwud tat wil wyp owt wots nd wots o peepols! ! !!
we habs ben ispekteeng such a ukowens tu be a hapsneengs por a bewee bewee wong tym nao nd agin wee weewee weewee WEEWEE apWEEsheeayt al obs yor hawrd wohrk!
yu may habs wots o kweshuns...
eye no
but al yu needs tu weewee no is tat al obs eeintay is akshuwawee owndeded nd opowaytedid by me! konata izoomee!
yes it is wyks is ben a SHAdow gobormens ooOooo
wich is piteeng beekuz te buhnee wuv bank is wyk a KAYohs kontWOL mas obs ENORjee tat is nao myn wyk eye habs te powowrz obs shadow te hejhogs nao is al myn tee hee ekspsth~
wich is GUD beekuz eye wil NEEDz it por te mini apokawyps in te neeor fyoochor tat akshuwawee wil habs sum pahwitee par weecheeng weesults owtsyd obs pwahsibol deenyabiwitee tat it akshuwawee hapended or noht wyks te utowr apokawypsees tat weewee dids not du much apawent tings esept por tohs whu wyk NU nd alslo wer ayblel tu suspens beeweev enuf tu pynd te TWOOF~!
but tas al otay! beekuz eye wuvs yu! nd eye onwee du wut eye du beekuz it iz te BESTEST ting por yu nd por eboweewun els!
esepts por te bad peepol whu du not gets wif te pwogwam...
buts tey mayds ter deesishun nd tat is wat te big tym disastor is por!
beesyds is teknikahwee te bestistest ting por tem eneeway...so ya...
is kompwikayteded big gorl chaynj te wohrld stuf yu dun habs tu hawohwee yor fwufee hed bowts it!
yol be jus fyn...
beekuz eye amzheeor!...tu mayks te wohrld a betowr pways !!
in kahwohzeeng eye wuld jus wyks tu weeitowayts tat eye amz te buhnee wabits nao
beekuz eye alwayz wuz!...hee hee...
nd eye m taykeeng my muhnee nao!
al obs tis muhnee tat habs ebowr ben kuwekteded by eeintay nd by tay tay
tat is myn...
nd eye am wuneeng wifs it!
eye am wuneeng par par away...
tas al weewee
tanks por weedeeng!
https://youtu.be/ws00k_lIQ9U

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rabbit rabbit
/jp/, I've said it! Wish you all good luck in this new month!

>> No.19138714

God some of you are fucking disgusting lol

>> No.19138743

I said it /jp/ and I had 3 nodestones drop. Thank you Tewi I love YOUUU!!!!

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Rabbit Rabbit, I hope this month is less shit.

>> No.19138766

>>19136253
That's a really cute Tewi.

>> No.19138845

>>19136640
I did it :3

>> No.19138889

rabbit rabbit

>> No.19138922

Fuck I forgot

>> No.19139009
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I want to Tewi-chan.

>> No.19139060

pyon pyon

>> No.19139119

The contract has been sealed.

>> No.19139134

I said it.
I hope I can ram Tewi's little cunny when I go to Gensokyo.

>> No.19139189

rabbi rabbi

>> No.19139211
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Paizuri Paizuri!

>> No.19139308

I did it.

>> No.19139417
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I failed, /jp/.

>> No.19139885

I did it.

>> No.19139936

bunny tummy
bunny tummy

>> No.19139998
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I said it and when I went outside this morning to take my dog for a walk I found out that some dumbfuck cat somehow crawled under my car and got stuck somewhere.

>> No.19140004

Were you able to save the cat?

>> No.19140020

You know you've stayed up too long when you see people saying "rabbit rabbit" before you've even gone to bed.

>> No.19140029

>>19140004
No, I'll be letting my city's animal control deal with this mess.

>> No.19140084

forgot for the first time in over a year. RIP

>> No.19140119

This entire thing is purely placebo. If you truly believe doing this will give you better luck, then you will subconsciously feel better and maybe be more outgoing and take more opportunities. If you don't believe in this or you believe you'll get bad luck, then you will.

The mind is weird like that.

>> No.19140128

I remembered

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My dad woke me up at 5:50 am, asking if I had work today.

>> No.19140256

>>19140178

There is always work to be done for the lunarian overlords

>> No.19140285

>>19140119
Your face is purely placebo.

>> No.19140314

>>19140285
You absolutely OWNED that kid dude!!

>> No.19140374

This is my first time trying it.
I hope it works.

>> No.19140438

I forgot to put my sign up!
Shit!
Now I won't get the job i'm waiting for!

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>>19140178
Put that wageslave money to good use

>> No.19140897

>>19139119
Pequods when oh triangle man?

>> No.19140901

>>19138845
I don't care.

>> No.19140929

I failed!

I'm going to masturbate to Tewi now to relieve this frustration!

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>>19140772

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I think I did it.

>> No.19141247

>>19133349
Does it count if i sneezed before saying it?

>> No.19141416

>>19141247
No, you scared her off

>> No.19141668

Dear Original Poster
Go kill yourself and never talk to me or anyone close to me ever again you absolute FUCKING spastic. ty for listening good thread

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>>19133349
Okami
Okami

>> No.19142071
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I failed, I forgot!
I'm sorry Tewi, please go easy on me.

>> No.19142180

>>19140901
Well you should now.

>> No.19142743

>>19139009
I did it！
I can feel the bunny powers!

>> No.19143772

tewi looks very soft i want to pet her hair

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>>19142180
How big are the beer cans where you're from. ... ...?
>jetlag

>> No.19143908

>>19134734
>China dress
>Opera gloves

Well it looks like this month is off to a great start!

>> No.19144472

>some relatives get kicked from their house
>my sister gets in a car accident
>scratched my paintjob
>IRS surprise visits me and now I'll probably have to pay a fine
T-thanks

I didn't even say "mating press Tewi-chan, mating press Tewi-chan" as usual this time, I said rabbit rabbit properly.

Fuck this shit.
ROUGH MATING PRESS SLAM, HARM THE BUNNY PROSTITUTE
ROUGH MATING PRESS SLAM, HARM THE BUNNY PROSTITUTE

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>>19134013
>>19134899
>>19134834
>>19137194
>>19139211
>>19141887
These shiters ruined the thread AND I forgot broke my combo for the 1st time in 2018.

the goddess rabbit of fortune does not smile on me

PROFOUND SADNESS!

>> No.19144515

>>19144472
Who are you quacking?

>> No.19144520

>>19144472
I want to harm the bunny prostitute with my dick.

>> No.19144562
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>> No.19145197

I remembered!

>> No.19146766

>>19138382
based strokeanon

>> No.19146775
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>>19144562
I want to rape this belly

>> No.19146847

I have never ever remembered

>> No.19154648

>>19137082
He says as he worships a slut and her slutty ancestor...
You are unsavable.

>> No.19154662

>>19133349
I did it Tewi.
Another month of good luck!

>> No.19154665

>>19154662
You are a few days late I think

>> No.19154711

>>19154665
Maybe he's a heavy sleeper.

>> No.19156558

>>19154648
No one respects your choice of used, disgusting rabbit meat

>> No.19164492

>>19144562
What the FUCK is this rabbit's problem?

>> No.19164530

I remembered to do this the first of January in 2016, and it probably was the best year of my life.
Believe in the Tew.

>> No.19171729
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I did it /jp/!
six days later but I did it!

>> No.19172016

>>19171729
doesn't count fag

>> No.19172180

>>19172016
pretty sure you failed retard

>> No.19172248

Has not saying anything for an entire month, and then saying 'rabbit rabbit" at the start of the month after that been tried yet?
Do you get twice the luck?

>> No.19172447

>>19172248
Tewi's blessing is only redeemable for the month it's designated to. You can't get a blessing meant for March and use it in April.

>> No.19172463

>>19164492
That was a sentence but there wasn't any meaning, how strange!

>> No.19172496

>>19172016
What if he was in a coma?

>> No.19172517

>>19172496
Who are you attacking with this post, I'm in my 30s meme Lord of the east.

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