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I have been playing Touhou for a little more than a year, and I still haven't beaten a single game. I fucking hate this. I feel so ashamed.

Not even on easy mode

>> No.1913305

suck less

>> No.1913311

eeeh maji, easy modo!?

>> No.1913307

not even IN on easy?

>> No.1913312

>>1913307
NOT. EVEN.

>> No.1913318

When you all say "beat" do you mean 1cc?

>> No.1913337

switch to moedan

>> No.1913355
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>>1913302
It's... it's ok, OP..

>> No.1913363

hold shift for focused movement

>> No.1913377

My fingers are just not fast enough to dodge the bullets. By stage 5, they lock up and then FFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.1913382

>>1913302
wow...not even in easy?...I started to play 2 weeks ago and im playing in lunatic mode

>> No.1913424

Use a pad, helped a lot, now I can beat PCB on hard easily.

>> No.1913426

>>1913424
But I was told that was cheating

>> No.1913434

>>1913426
No it's not, NO IT'S NOT!!

>> No.1913436

>>1913426
wait wat?

>> No.1913438

>>1913302
Post a replay.

>> No.1913446

>>1913438
lol ok

>> No.1913453

Question.

Go into your setting on every game.
Is your "Player" set to 1?
BECAUSE "PLAYER" IS ZUN-SPEAK FOR "LIVES".

Man that burned me for the first month of Touhou.

>> No.1913458

I've been watching this, and among many other things, something bothers me.

Are Toda and Sako .. romantically involved? I thought it was fine because I keep seeing them as college students, but then I remembered. They're freshmen in high school.
Wtf?

>> No.1913478

>>1913453
You idiot

>> No.1913486

Not even...with continues?

>> No.1913496

1. Play IN on easy.
2. Use Raymoo/Yukari team.
3. Counterbomb (= bomb while dying). R/Y have a retardedly long counterbombing window on easy - you have about a whole second to slam Z, which is enough time for the average TH player to take a short nap and still make it.
4. If you still can't make it, check your play style. Focus on surviving. Ignore any score items you can't conveniently get.

Still no luck? Okay, here's something really extreme you can do:

1. Play EoSD Easy, with Reimu A. My ten year old kid brother beat it on his first try with ten lives left and bitched about how easy it was.
(Not recommended, because EoSD is crap)

>> No.1913499

>>1913486
You continue you suck

>> No.1913501

Not even EoSD? I atleast can do that. Just let me die. ;_;

>> No.1913506

Stupid OP. I've buried every Touhou game.

>> No.1913597

>>1913496

If you learn to counterbomb with the Border team, you will lose the ability to in any other game. Don't.

>> No.1913613

>>1913496
if you think EoSD is crap you're not playing it on the right difficulty settings. Go back and beat it on lunatic.

>> No.1913645

>>1913597
That's just a stupid myth propataged by people that suck at Touhou.

>> No.1913668

bombs, continues, and focusing are for the weak.

one life
no bombs
no focusing
no continuing
lunatic mode only

>> No.1913676

>>1913668
Final destination?

>> No.1913701

>>1913645

That could very well be the case.

>I have been playing Touhou for a little more than a year, and I still haven't beaten a single game. I fucking hate this. I feel so ashamed.

>Not even on easy mode

Hmm, I wonder what level of Touhou players this thread is for giving advice to?

>> No.1913709

>>1913676
?

>> No.1913716

>>1913701
Players that suck so hard they need to use bombs and spread sayings like ``DONT DIE WIHT BOMBS LEFT XD.''

>> No.1913732

LUNATIC MODE
NO SPELLCARDS
NO FOCUSING
NO SHOOTING
PACIFIST RUN ONLY

FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.1913744

I haven't beaten one either. I kinda suck, but I still have some self esteem left.

>> No.1913773

>>1913716 is obviously bitter because he loses all his lives on Stage 1 so fast he doesn't even have a chance to bomb

>> No.1913791

>>1913716

Sorry, but the answer wasn't "elitist faggots who wouldn't know how to give meaningful advice if their lives depended on it," I'm afraid.

>> No.1913796

>>1913773
Yes, that happens sometimes, but only in the new engine where it's too easy to die (not just the death-bombing window).

Here's a pretty recent replay that shows how bad of a player I am: http://replays.gensokyo.org/download.php?id=1890

I'm thinking of playing a R+Y run for score to see if I can get it a little better since that score isn't very impressive.

>> No.1913828

protip: hold down Z

>> No.1913831

>>1913828
>protip: hold down, ze~

>> No.1913834

>>1913831
help where's the ze~ key

>> No.1913846

>>1913834
ttp://www.google.co.jp/

>> No.1913918

>>1913355
post real one

>> No.1914075

>>1913796
Oh ****, I only managed to increase my score by about 10M, probably because I died even more this time. At least I managed to capture all but one of Kaguya's last words.

>> No.1914100

>>1914075

Wow, you're so cool.

>> No.1914112

>>1914100
No, I'm not, I'm a worthless player.

>> No.1914133

>>1914112
shut the f*ck up tripfag

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>>1913918
?

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>>1913732
I liked it better when it was called "Shoot the Bullet"

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>>1914133
I'm not a ****ing tripfag, bro.

(by the way I marked you for not properly censoring that word, you may only show the inital letter, -ing and so on is fine too, enjoy your 3kl)

>> No.1914213

I'm going to second the suggestion to get a pad. I remapped fire + focus to shoulder buttons, since those are more natural to be holding down for any duration of time.

>> No.1914219

>>1914209
i got banned from /a/ for posting NSFW images with a spoiler.
Fucking bastards.

>> No.1914229

>>1914219
/jp/ is NSFW, you don't really have to do that here, but I do it if I'm posting guro or CP or so.

>> No.1914238

>>1913496

Raymoo/Yukari are also the Easy Mode because you don't have to aim with either of them. You can focus completely on staying alive.

>> No.1914243

>>1914229
>/jp/ is NSFW
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.1914245

>>1914229
>/jp/ is NSFW

No it isn't. Blue background = SFW.

Not many give a shit about that rule though, but it's still a rule.

>> No.1914248

>>1914243
>>1914245
1. All things Japanese welcome.
2. Global rules do not apply.

>> No.1914249

>>1914229
i dont think that is true bro

>> No.1914269

>>1914248
fuck you for making me waste my time checking the 4chan rules to verify that you're lying

>> No.1914275

>>1914209
That "guide" is horrible and I wish people stopped posting them.

>> No.1914277

>>1914209
what's with the ***

>> No.1914288

>>1914269
Only oldfags and people that have read SICP can see the second rule.

Anyway, /e/ has the blue background as well... no? That's odd, I could have sworn... what the fuck it used to be on zip! Right? Guys?

>> No.1914297

>>1914275
What's bad about it? Don't tell me you like femanon threads.

>> No.1914366

>>1914297
I don't disagree with the polite usage of sage, but permasage isn't the way imageboards are supposed to work, report everything you find shitty just makes you an ass (you're supposed to report things that go against the rules) and spoilers for NSFW images is retarded. Not to mention all the anti-tripfag stuff, it's not like our tripfags are annoying compared to other boards. We have some annoying ones like athens, Sion, ZUN!bar when he's trolling and etc, but removing their trips with CSS only makes it worse. This way is a lot better because you can filter out their posts in their mind. So instead of raging over Anonymous making a dumb post, you can just go "Oh, it's just Sion being a shithead" and move on with your life.

So yeah, it's a horrible guide.

>> No.1914537

bampu pantsu

>> No.1914602

>>1914209

wait a second, why don't I see that hide thread button in my browser...?

>> No.1914599

>>1914366
> I don't disagree with the polite usage of sage, but permasage isn't the way imageboards are supposed to work,
You are right, but considering most threads in /jp/ are shit (and I can't help trolling them) it's easier to remove sage once in a while instead of typing it out almost every time.
> report everything you find shitty just makes you an ass (you're supposed to report things that go against the rules)
Nothing subjective about that, shitty threads are shitty. The one in question is clearly a troll and got 160 replies or so: http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/1739834
> and spoilers for NSFW images is retarded.
I disagree, sometimes I don't want to hide a thread, but I also don't want to see whatever's in a specific image.
> Not to mention all the anti-tripfag stuff, it's not like our tripfags are annoying compared to other boards. We have some annoying ones like athens, Sion, ZUN!bar when he's trolling and etc, but removing their trips with CSS only makes it worse. This way is a lot better because you can filter out their posts in their mind. So instead of raging over Anonymous making a dumb post, you can just go "Oh, it's just Sion being a shithead" and move on with your life.
Dunno, I've only heard their names used in shitty threads which I don't read. I wish there was a way to hide namefags (people that go ``sage for athens xD'').

>> No.1914613

>>1914366

Tiptop Trip Tip: You can use the same thing to hide all tripfag posts.

>> No.1914611

>>1914602
they took the pic on 7chan i think we dont have it here

>> No.1914620

>>1914602
>>1914611

..4chan firefox addon..

>> No.1914793

If you can't beat even IN on easy, it's time to just stop playing shooters. There's no shame in it, it's just not your type of game. Go play something turn based instead.

>> No.1914806

>>1914793
Turn-based shooters

>> No.1914816

Who the hell still plays these fucking game? Go back to pooshlmer

>> No.1914821

>>1914793
HURRR
DURRR

>> No.1914864

>>1914816
You sir, are a faggot

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