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19110967 No.19110967 [Reply] [Original]

You have Youmu's permission.

>> No.19110980

to give her a hug!

>> No.19111011

To finger her bellybutton?

>> No.19111018

to give her some proper clothes?

>> No.19111109

To leave?

>> No.19111117

to die?

>> No.19111129

To expose her tiny phimosis dick!

>> No.19111181

to mount her tiny body and stroke my thick smelly dick in and out of her pussy as she squeals muffled whimpers of pain and pleasure?

>> No.19111202

to back off?

>> No.19111212

To take her virginity.

>> No.19111264

>>19110967
To read, write or execute?

>> No.19111377
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>> No.19111546

>>19111117
Only when Gensokyo is ashes.

>> No.19111553
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>>19111377

>> No.19111554
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19111554

that's a pretty weird request, Youmu. But, okay, I'll tuck you in bed!

>> No.19111843
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>>19111377
>>19111553

>> No.19111872
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>>19111843
DELETE THIS

>> No.19112907
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19112907

Walking in on Youmu naked! Youmu turning bright red and running away after attempting to cover herself! Youmu masturbating to the memory of you seeing her nipples vagina and butt!

>> No.19114594
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>>19110967
seriously? she said it was ng the other day

>> No.19114605

>>19110967
To kill her? Awesome!

>> No.19114668

>>19111843
saved

>> No.19115712

>>19114594
You must have been an awesome boyfriend recently!

>> No.19117333

Well she doesn't have mine!

>> No.19117360 [DELETED] 

>>19112907
Walking in on Youmu masurbating!!

>> No.19117364

>>19112907
Walking in on Youmu masturbating!!

>> No.19118499

>>19117333
She has a sword, so she doesn't need your permission.

>> No.19118709

>>19114594
Aunt Flo left! Yay!

>> No.19119414

Sucking Youmu's sour smegma!

>> No.19120924

>>19117364
Youmu walking in on you masturbating!

>> No.19122330

>>19110967
Can I have her persimmons?
I'm starving.

>> No.19122456
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19122456

>>19111181
hmm...
Maybe.

>> No.19122978

>>19120924
Youmu walking in on Youmu masturbating!

>> No.19124365

>>19111264
I'd violate her access, if you know what I mean.

>> No.19124478

Mom finally let me play video games!

>> No.19124538 [SPOILER] 
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>>19122330
Don't you have a cutey version of Keine and Keines school to haunt, and what's with the new hat?

>> No.19125671

>>19110967
To carve that rockin' bod into granite with such passion that art historians will remark centuries later upon the skill and dedication it must have taken to replicate the texture of cloth on skin in stone with such lifelike detail?

>> No.19125717

>>19111554
Even girls like Youmu want to feel young again.

>> No.19125746

>>19110967
To carry her princess style, hug her, AND sleep in the same room and futon as her AND Yuyuko? YES!

>> No.19125957

>>19110967
I wanna SMOOCH that belly. Holy shit, it looks so delicious.

>> No.19126582

>>19111011
yes.

>> No.19134545
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19134545

>>19112907
Don't look!

>> No.19135091

>>19111843
Abortion with youmu!

>> No.19135129

>>19114594
a maiden's heart is fickle

>> No.19135134

>>19112907
I want to be Youmu.

>> No.19135509
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19135509

>>19110967

But do I have Yuyuko's permission?

>> No.19135777

>>19135509
You do now.

>> No.19136807

This is my favorite thread on /jp/

>> No.19137400

Youmu's cute embarrassed face

>> No.19137410
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>>19136807
Mine too. We should hang out some time, anon!

>> No.19137424

>>19137410
Walking in on Youmu general!

>> No.19137944

Youmu's precious exposed body

>> No.19138053

>>19125717
But anon! Youmu is just sixty years young and has that body! People that age are jealous of body’s like that!

>> No.19138692

>>19138053
Youmu's body is perfect!

>> No.19138746
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19138746

Youmu's butt!

>> No.19138830

>>19138746
Onara!

>> No.19139191
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>>19138746
I want to impregnate Youmu's butt!

>> No.19139202

>>19139191
I want to peek on Youmu changing.

>> No.19139288

Someone once told me that Youmu is actually a boy.

>> No.19139356

>>19139288
It's a lie.

>> No.19139727
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>>19139288
I bet it was Yuyuko, that jealous hag who is literally rotting.

>> No.19139754
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>>19139727
Please do not insult her like that. They are both dear friends!

>> No.19140006

>>19110967
>>19111011
>>19126582
Don't finger Youmu's belly button!

>> No.19140014

>>19140006
I will, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>> No.19140118

>>19139754
Friends don't treat other friends like meat shields.

>> No.19140276

>>19140118
Are you telling me I have no friends?

>> No.19140317
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>>19140118
Don't pretend that you know their relationship better than they do

>> No.19140347
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>>19140276
Sorry you had to find out this way.
I can be your friend if you want to.

>>19140317
Yes, I don't know their relationship better than they do, but it doesn't take a genius to see that their relationship is not friendship, but that of a master and a servant. And Youmu-chan deserves better than that.

>> No.19140354

>>19140347
Youmu-chan deserves tender love.

>> No.19140380

>>19140354

Like Yuyuko

>> No.19140382

>>19140347
>but it doesn't take a genius to see that their relationship is not friendship, but that of a master and a servant.
It is a relationship of 2 loving girls

>> No.19140393

>>19140382
Then that would make them more than just friends.

>> No.19140395

>>19140382
I see what you mean. Girly, friendship love!

>> No.19140439

>>19140382
The purest form of relationship.

>> No.19140443
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>> No.19140458

>>19140006
Do finger Youmu's butt.

>> No.19140459

>>19140443
Is it possible to make a gardener orgasm from petting her head?

>> No.19140464

>>19140458
Suddenly slap Youmu butt when she's not looking!

>> No.19140479
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>>19140459

Only one way to find out

>> No.19140630
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I wonder what she meant by this

>> No.19141411
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>> No.19141412

>>19141396
Youmu embarrassed about trying panties more sexy than her usual plain white!

>> No.19141438
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>> No.19141450

>>19141396

Youmu's low bodyfat percentage and trained abs!

>> No.19141472
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>>19141396
It's pretty hot so she decided to take some clothes off

>> No.19141480

>>19141438
I want to pound Youmu's cervix with my hard adult cock and see her cute tummy bulge with every thrust!

>> No.19141541

I want to be sweaty with Youmu!

>> No.19141551

>>19141541
I want to peek on Youmu as she washes herself after a long work day!

>> No.19141553
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>>19141541
Taking a cold shower with Youmu!
Youmu thinking the shower is too cold so she hugs you for warmth whilst naked!

>> No.19141781 [SPOILER] 
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Youmu has the #1 softest body!

>> No.19142142
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19142142

what would it be like if youmu was my big sister......

>> No.19142370
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>>19122978

>> No.19142403

>>19142142
She would sleep with you if you said you had trouble falling asleep at night

>> No.19142441

>>19110967
I always thought Youmu was a boy

>> No.19142495

>>19142441
now you have permission to make a man out of him

>> No.19145103

>>19142370
Sore pink Youmu butt!

>> No.19145762

>>19114594
It probably was a dangerous day.

>> No.19151791

Youmu nipples.

>> No.19157591

>>19142370
i can't decide which one i want to be

>> No.19157616

>>19110967
To invade her rectum with a necrotic disembodied forelimb?

>> No.19157714

Youmu's micropenis!

>> No.19158127

>>19157591
Me too, but probably the non-phantom one more!

>> No.19167888
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>>19135509

You always have Yuyuko's permission. She's a stereotypical Asian lady who's always trying to get her daughter to give her lots of grandchildren.

The problem is getting permission from this person.

>> No.19167896

>>19167888
But he doesn't need to know.
In fact, as long as I don't tell Youmu my real name and don't take responsibility, no one will ever know.

>> No.19167909
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>>19167896

That'll just make him hunt you down even moreso.

>> No.19167914

>>19167909
Most likely, but the one thing I'm good at is running away from my problems.

>> No.19167923

>>19110967
I do not deserve to sully her porcelain-white skin!

>> No.19167983 [DELETED] 
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>>19141781

>> No.19168265

Roses are red, like the innards of Mt. Fuji
Youmu's Coming of Age by Itou Yuuji

>> No.19170898
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>>19168265

>> No.19171133
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>this fucking thread

>> No.19171151

>>19171133
This is the single best thread on the entire board.

>> No.19174536

>>19141411
>>19141438
Amazing chest ahead. Try holding with both hands.

>> No.19174589

>>19142142
I'd like to have Youmu as my little sister.

>> No.19175472

>>19111264
Would not mind doing some privilige escalation with her.

>> No.19175512

>>19110967
Is there a name or tag for the kind of underwear she is wearing there?

>> No.19175545

>>19175512
It's called perfection.

>> No.19175576

>>19167888
I think you just need to challenge him to a sword duel. Even if you lose, and you almost certainly will, he'll be impressed enough by your bravery and determination to give you permission. But you will need to take responsibility.

>> No.19175586

>>19174536
Cute little breasts like that make it far easier to excite and pleasure the girl.

>> No.19175593

>>19167923
It's not a matter of deserve. She's picked you, out of a not inconsiderable list of people, to take her most precious quality. She's picked you to take her virginity. To reject her now would be folly of the highest order.

>> No.19175660

>>19175545
Ok
But something I can use as a search term

>> No.19175713

>>19175576
Or he might simply cut you in half.

>> No.19175737

>>19175713
Only if you show yourself to be a weak willed coward.

>> No.19175894

how do i summon a youmu? for sex of course

>> No.19176442

>>19175512
lowleg

>> No.19177012

>>19175894
You must put on white panties and then say "dork" three times in front of a mirror. Then you may or may not see Youmu appear behind you. Some say that nothing happened but they had a sore bum after they woke up

>> No.19177056
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>>19177012

>> No.19177076

>>19177012
Sounds like this might actually work.

>> No.19177095

I want to push Youmu down, hold her by the wrists and rape her.

>> No.19177100

>>19177095
I want Youmu to push me down, hold me by my wrists, and gently love me.

>> No.19177111

>>19177100

Me too

>> No.19177113

Youmu's
Navel

>> No.19177121

>>19177113
Made to be licked.

>> No.19177135

>>19177113

Navel penetration!

>> No.19177150

>>19171133
who are you quoting?

>> No.19177946
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>>19177135
Naval penetration!

>> No.19177957
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>>19177946
Does Youmu get seasick?

>> No.19178257

>>19177957
That Youmu is a hologram!

>> No.19178490

>>19178257
She's just pointing at who gropped her cute butt.

>> No.19181081

>>19168265
Youmu-chan is the cutest rapist!

>> No.19181788
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19181788

dork

>> No.19181816
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>>19177012
>>19181788
Youmu is NOT a dork!
DON'T insult her!

>> No.19190679

>>19181816
DORK!

>> No.19190684

>>19190679
SHE'S NOT A DORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19191876

I want to console Youmu.

>> No.19192050

>>19178490
>>19177957

Yuyuko doesn't seem to mind! I'll arrange a betrothal with Youmu-chan soon!

>> No.19192689

The dorkest!

>> No.19193619

>>19181816
I like big dorks and I cannot lie

>> No.19193643
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>>19192689
>>19193619
She's NOT a dork!
I fucking hate you /jp/
I FUCKING HATE YOU /jp/!!!!!!!!

>> No.19193809

>>19192050
Yuyuko wants grandchildren really badly.

>> No.19194139

I hate Youmu, I can make it to her in PCB with 6 lives and lose all of them every single fucking time. Stupid bitch.

>> No.19194160

>>19194139
You only have yourself to blame for losing against a little dorky girl.

>> No.19194280

>>19194160
>>19193643

>> No.19195153

>>19194139
Consider installing vpatch, the input lag in PCB is atrocious. I literally died 3 out of 4 times on her first non-spell without it.

>> No.19196359

>>19194139
D E S T R O Y E D

Cry more faggot

>> No.19196380

>>19196359
Please don't bully my friend.

>> No.19196571

Squeezing thick Youmu thighs!

>> No.19196797

Licking her tiny phimosis cock until she cums a sour substance in my mouth

>> No.19202979

Bump

>> No.19203560

>>19196380
Wait, you're friends?

>> No.19203573

>>19203560
We are.

>> No.19204347

>>19110967
Thanks, Youmu-chan, I really needed that kidney!

>> No.19204472

>>19196797
But Youmu doesn't have a dick.

>> No.19205611

>>19204472
She borrows mine when I'm out of town.
It's detachable, you see.

>> No.19205646

>>19205611
So your dick is the one who's tiny and with phimosis?

>> No.19205661

>>19205646
Don't talk about my dick so brazenly!
It has multiple settings, when Youmu-chan wears it, it's a tiny phimosis dick.
When I wear it it's a manly thundering 8" steam engine.

>> No.19206466
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>> No.19206938

>>19110967
Just how am i supposed to fuck a GHOST??

>> No.19206965

>>19206938
Using the half that isn't a ghost, duh.

>> No.19208937
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19208937

Naked apron Youmu!

>> No.19209142

>>19208937
Youmu-chan should always be naked.

>> No.19209208

>>19209142
She'd be so embarrassed.

>> No.19209221
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>>19209142
But she would get sick! Who would take care of her?!

>> No.19209250

>>19209221
I would. I would feed her my hot, white, sticky medicine.

>> No.19211769
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>>19209221
We could always call ms eirin

>> No.19211790

>>19211769
Yeah, maybe Eirin could cure Youmu's phimosis.

>> No.19211818

>>19211769
Thanks Doc.

>> No.19212219
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>>19209221
Oh shit!!!!

>> No.19212461
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>>19212219
Please do not abuse the Youmu in this vulnerable state!

>> No.19212481

>>19205611
Need a 2hu version of the Detachable Penis music video

>> No.19212866

>>19212461
where's our dude shinji when we need him?

>> No.19213571
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19213571

Why is she so embarrassed?

>> No.19213888

>>19213571
Judging by the hand, either someone saw her penis, or she had her first period and Yuyuko told all of Gensokyo while trying to find a man to marry her.

>> No.19213926

>>19204472
She have a tiny micro penis.

>> No.19219152

>>19212219
>>19212461
Youmu is above the law!

>> No.19219178

>>19213571
She's hidding her erection!

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>> No.19220054

>>19219871
i want to molest her ghost half!

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