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Keep yourself hydrated during these summer days.

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>> No.19082070

As the weather gets warmer it is only normal for your desire to indulge in ryona with a mosquito girl to ncrease.

>> No.19082071

Maids are olev

>> No.19082072

>tfw no big strong wolfu to protect me
It hurts

>> No.19082079

>not being her tag team partner in fights
>not having sick dual techs only you can do
>not being the ball when she throws a fastball special


>> No.19082090

What about barely competent Goblin maids who only do it because they saw their Hobgoblin wearing a maid uniform and thought it was cool?

>> No.19082098

As long as they try their best to make their master happy, they are olev.

>> No.19082101
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Big Insect Butt

>> No.19082107

>That thing
Yeah, but nah, though

>> No.19082123

It's just a butterfly.

>> No.19082137

It's an abortion is what it is.

>> No.19082148

Nobody fantasizes about trashy pure virgins. Do you think that because of that some bug girls dress and act like complete sluts to attract a mate?
I'd feel betrayed if upon getting in bed with one I saw the blood trickle from her hymen breaking.

>> No.19082163

>Nobody fantasizes about trashy pure virgins
Anon, I...

>> No.19082167

As bad as she currently looks I'm sure she can grow into a pretty butterfly woman if puberty is kind to her and she takes care of herself.

>> No.19082174
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Regura bugs objectively best bugs

>> No.19082185

There's also that one moth up there.

>> No.19082215

So you want a cockroach girl who approaches you by offering sex despite being a kissless virgin herself?

Moths are dangerous.

>> No.19082220

Confession: I'm not a fan of regura's art. I like the stories, but everyone trips the uncanny valley for me.

>> No.19082228

It's true that the few human girls he drew still give off a monstrous vibe, but his bug girls are love.
Is it even possible to experience uncanny valley over a monster girl?

>> No.19082281

I want a cake bug that drinks beer and smokes and act like she doesn't care about anything but secretly dreams of getting a man.

>> No.19082289

Even his human girls looks perfect to me.

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>> No.19082306

>She spends all her small salary on booze, food and smokes
>Her favorite hobby is getting drunk while watching old romance dramas
>She refuses to change her ways no matter how much she's encouraged to
>Whenever someone asks why she behaves like this she always replies that it's because she doesn't care
>In reality she is just copping us with the sadness from knowing no man wants to marry an old bug like her

>> No.19082320
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>Ah here it is! THAT story!
What is it guys?

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>> No.19082334

Parkedbuggy's amazon

>> No.19082341

MG roulette: the untold truth

>> No.19082421
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I like goths.

>> No.19082465

Goth monster girls are at their best when kuudere, with pale skin and natural black nails.

>> No.19082501

Aren’t undead MGs goths by default?

>> No.19082556

It's the story about a cute spider librarian.

>> No.19082569

I want to date the spooky Cyclops.

>> No.19082590
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Get yourself a girl who playfully frightens small children.

>> No.19082596

I don't remember the name but it was a cyberpunk story about a Ryu Detective.

>> No.19082654
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Looks like you opened the wrong chest. Your punishment is a deep long kiss.

>> No.19082687

Big, busty CCs are for putting in cute clothes!

>> No.19082702

That's supposed to be a punishment? Sounds more like a reward to me

>> No.19082727

Won't she make a bad mother?

Take a second look at the size of her tongue. You won't be the same afterwards.

>> No.19082731

Do you know anything about that book he's writing?

>> No.19082734

I like girls with long tongues. They're better kissers and can give better blowjobs.

>> No.19082753

The best blowjobs come from lolis who are undead or horned. Undead don't need to come up for air, horned girls have handlebars and lolis look cute doing it.

>> No.19082779

Nah, their mouths would just be too small to properly service you. Girls with long tongues can wrap their tongue around your cock and squeeze it all the while, undulating their hot, slimy muscle with great dexterity, causing you to orgasm over and over again, sensually licking up any mess made as to not waste a single drop of your precious love juice.


>> No.19082789

>Embarrassed CC snake wearing a summer dress because Anon made her
Take responsibility.

Long tongues are great and they bring about a lot of possibilities, but they are also very easily abused.
What starts out as an intense kiss can quickly turn into a throat rape. A tonguejob is just one step away from her violently wringing your penis dry.

>> No.19082791
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>It's not about whether a lilim would like you or not. It's about whether you're the type of guy that would be able to reach a lilim despite all those temptations along the way. Get through them, and chances are the lilim will immediately see you as something akin to a knight in shining armor from a fairy tale.

Perhaps, but lets not forget that a far more likely scenario is a lilim, like most monsters, journeying out to find a guy herself. They aren't stuck at home.

>> No.19082793

Is the responsibility putting her in a frilly, gothic lolita dress before we go out for lunch?

>> No.19082794

Haha, as if anyone would care about some nerdy arachnid.
Did anyone decide to write that thing about the Mimic who had chests connected to all kinds of places that she and her boyfriend decide to hide in various dungeons as a means of fast-travel?

>> No.19082798

All I know it's thats is about power armoured dudes cleaning up capeshit destruction
If you want more then that, look him up on the circlejerk, I assure you he's okay to talk to.

>> No.19082811

>but they are also very easily abused.
>What starts out as an intense kiss can quickly turn into a throat rape
>A tonguejob is just one step away from her violently wringing your penis dry
That's part of the fun, anon! It makes for more exciting encounters because you never know when she's gonna take it the extra step. The unpredictability keeps you on your toes, adding a little more to the trill of it all

>> No.19082836

Dates are nice but CC are starving for much more than that.
>frilly, gothic lolita dress
Goth snakes are cute!

By that logic a loli Dragon Zombie would give out of the single best blowjob, loli Ghouls have to be a strong second.

>> No.19082841

A grand space-opera where a ragtag bunch of misfits and their ship that's held together with duct-tape, bullshit magitek and love travels the stars and blunders headfirst into one conflict after another.

>> No.19082849

Even better when those goth snakes are big, soft CCs.

>> No.19082866

>their mouths would just be too small to properly service you
There's an elegance to the simplicity of a girl deepthroating a cock without having the room to do anything special or to use her tongue.

>> No.19082885

What if you found yourself transported into a world of Monster Girls but the village elder required you to go out into the world and recruit people to come live in town using your boyish charms and having your girlfriend beat them up?

>> No.19082891

My gf would try to conquer and rule the village

>> No.19082896

But you'd still need to bring girls to live there!

>> No.19082898

Well yes, the army to conquer the village

>> No.19082900

So it's Digimon World except Monster Girls?

>> No.19082901

Congratulations anon, you got it!

>> No.19082904

I want to molest a cute fox loli

>> No.19082916

I want to trick a loli lizardman into thinking that having larger breasts will make her stronger by showing her holsts at work.

>> No.19082917

No, she'd make the best mother because all the other kids would be in awe of your cool, giant mom.

>> No.19082918

Who would be cruel enough to make my fate seeing my girlfriend constantly die?

>> No.19082926

But then you can raise her as a daughter!

>> No.19082927

I'd stay there for a bit and then move away so I could adventure. If the elder didn't let me I'd beat her up too.

>> No.19082928
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But anon, what if she wants to molest you?

>> No.19082933

I bet you'd grow up pretty sturdy too on a count of her having broken your bones so many times with her love-filled hugs

>> No.19082934

You can't recruit people if you don't leave, duh.

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Completely acceptable

>> No.19082966

Bulbous Bee Bottom.

>> No.19082970

That sting does not look adequate for sex.

>> No.19082972

>By that logic a loli Dragon Zombie would give out of the single best blowjob
That brings up an important point, I'm not sure if the benefits from undead and horns stack. Deepthroat with handlebars has an element of skill, letting the loli come up for air at the right intervals. If she doesn't have to breathe it wouldn't be as rewarding.

>> No.19082973

Girls with long tongues can easily lick you while giving you a paizuri too

>> No.19083000

>all this talk about blowjobs

Blowjobs are just meant to get you to the edge before transitioning to your wife's vagina! How else are you going to quickly impregnate her?! Swallowed seed is wasted seed!

Give me a molten hot hellhound pussy anyday. But I wouldn't mind getting them once I finally gave her some adorable pups. Babies first, then blowjobs.

>> No.19083009

I want to get a shortstack hellhound pregnant with a whole litter of pups

>> No.19083031

Anon, we all know the best hellhound is one who's just a few inches taller than you for optimal cuddle positioning. Doesn't mean a shortstack hellhound can't be your best girl, though.

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Does that imply that the more gentle and fragile the monster girl loli is the more rewarding it is?
If that's the case I want to irrumate a small cow.

You're underestimating just how oral fixated some monster girls can take.
I can agree that all sex should include multiple vaginal creampies, but there is nothing wrong with blowjobs being the main attraction.

>> No.19083039

I go one of two ways.
A: She's A foot taller than me and very muscular
B:She's shorter than me by quite a bit and very, very meaty

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TFW your scylla wife is scared and you have to put your hands around her head and upper body in a tight hold so she feels secure.


>> No.19083051

For me the best hellhound size is loli, for optimal sex positioning.

>> No.19083053

Why would I want to recruit people? I'd leave the village and have no more business with it other than a few visits.

>> No.19083067

But where will you live?

>> No.19083082

But....post-coital cuddles are the best part! You're both breathing heavily with sweat coating your skin. As you start to lay back, she wraps her arms around you and gently sighs as your head tucks into the nook just beneath her chin and you get a nose full of her unique scent. Her soft fur just between her breasts tickling your chin and her soft hands slowly sliding up and down your back as if to reassure herself that you belong to her. The firmness of her abs against your chest and belly as she pulls you closer and closer. Not to mention the gentle thumping of her tail as you both quietly talk about what traits you're hoping your daughters will have.

It's almost impossible to do that with a loli!

>> No.19083088

Somwwhere else? It would be hard to settle down once I start exploring the wonders of the world, meeting new people and getting treasures.

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Would you be her prince?

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G’day from ‘stralia ya cunt!

>> No.19083209

I'm gonna jump her and take her to bed!

>> No.19083237
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Reminder that MGs don't mind edgy stories so long as there's a happy ending.

>> No.19083277

I swear to god I'll write something tomorrow just leave me be for now.

>> No.19083282

What do you call Hide and Seek with Sabbath members?
A witch hunt!

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You may now kiss the bride......

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The desert is no place for human males.

>> No.19083300

On the subject of edginess with happy resolutions, does the Order make use of child soldiers?

>> No.19083302

She's looking at me, ergo I am engulfed by her venom and unable to move much. She's going to have to kiss me.

>> No.19083310

If they're skilled enough, i.e. Mimil of Lescatie.

>> No.19083311

What you can do with a loli is to playwrestle and manhandle her naked charcoal body for a while, and fit completely on top of her in the doggystyle position. You can lay your hands on hers and nibble her ears, while you keep up a nice and steady rhythm thrusting into the fiery wolfgirl under you. Not slowing down even when she cums and just fucking her through orgasms, until the position has slumped into prone bone and she's making a naughty face with her tongue hanging out. And staying in that same position still deep inside her hot lolipussy for a moment, while the both of you catch your breaths after you're done.

>> No.19083313

Depends upon that particular city’s desperation. “The Order” isn’t coordinated that well to have sweeping policies.

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I assume that after the first exposure and detox, you'd be immune.

>> No.19083330

Between Basilisks, Medusas, and Bunyips, the lesson to be learned is “Don’t look at or approach a lamia unless you’re interested in marrying her”

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Watch out anons there's dangerous snakes around!

>> No.19083334
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>file name
But I'd never want to escape a lonely scorpion.

>> No.19083337

I think in a fantasy setting like MGE child soldiers are quite common and not-so-edgy things. Think of all those JRPG games where heroes are all middle schoolers or something.

>> No.19083364

One of the fallen maidens is 12 so yeah.

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>> No.19083371

>"Silly boy, did you really think we looked like that? You can see now we're much sexier... oh, you're cumming already, don't worry, we'll squeeze it all out."

>> No.19083372

After that her venom still makes him erect or even cum.

>> No.19083374
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>> No.19083379

>”Hey Anon, look over here!”

Being a basilisk husband isn’t always easy.

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>Order makes use of a young assassin trained from birth to take out opposing human targets
>assassin ends up falling into a trap and getting rekt hard before he's found by a lonely, CC Troll
>the lad experiences maternal affection for the first time as the Troll raises him to be her husbando
This child soldier stuff is ezpz.

>> No.19083395

>Shepards pie
No thank you, not a fan of mash

>> No.19083399

Reminder that what make's basilisks so dangerous is that unlike medusas they do not require you to look at their eyes, all they need to do is look at you.

About the only limitation is if their "venom" is projected from their eyes as a fairly narrow laser-like beam, as is indicated possibly by the way the text words their powers, as well as the extra art in the basilisk' book profile. i.e. you might be able to dodge it if you're fast enough.

>> No.19083404

So actually more like
>”Hey Honey, look over here!”

>> No.19083416

So basically Basilisk can shoot cum-inducing laser beams from their eyes? Why don't I marry 10 of them?

>> No.19083425
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Pretty sure basilisks are just as possessive as any other lamia.

>> No.19083433

>rejecting troll food
you're gonna get dragged into the rape cave

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>> No.19083447

A Troll rape cave would just be a comfy picturesque cottage constructed within a cave.

>> No.19083453

If you can dodge someone’s line of sight you’re pretty much the fucking Flash.

>> No.19083462

nothing comfy about being smothered and force fed aphrodisiac desserts

>> No.19083477

True, but the area where the eyes actually focus and see detail is actually quite small and thus potentially easier to stay out of, so it would depend on if the basilisk' powers work with her peripheral vision as well.

Plus I wouldn't be surprised if there are acceleration spells that can be learned, quick teleports and such.

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Uh-oh anon! Looks like you caught the eye of one of those skaven girls!

>> No.19083529

Skaven aren’t that cute! She’s in service of Slaanesh and looking for men to breed.

>> No.19083543

It looks like she got those scars from her own shield.

>> No.19083544

I want an Inari wife who makes me breakfast in bed.

Because we spent hours fucking after dinner yesterday and fell asleep in the kitchen, so technically that would count.

>> No.19083563

Friendly reminder that the best breakfast in bed for a monstergirl is always hubby's morning wood!

>> No.19083571

Would you anon? Would you help her and put a pack of devilish little rats in her womb? Help her breed her own miniature army of daughters?

>> No.19083581

I prefer greedy monster girls who want both hubby's morning wood AND lots of meat for breakfast.

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>> No.19083586

How would a succubus handle a guy who's depressed?

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>> No.19083611

I don't know about her. She doesn't look very diseased!

>> No.19083629
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I'll take "questions with a blindingly obvious answer" for 200$ Alex.

>> No.19083635

I want to get my dick stepped on by loli Wolfu feet!

>> No.19083640

Big hips look good on little girls.

>> No.19083643

I don't know what to feel about girls with womb tattoos

>> No.19083694

Know what'd be nice? If the latent mamomo mana in the air in a demon realm could affect pets without turning them into horrendous abominations, allowing you to keep your best pal through the ages.

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>> No.19083715

There is a manga all about this.
In MGE they'd rape the depression out of him.

>> No.19083716

Stop being cute! STOP IT!

>> No.19083718

I want to go to a Skeleton chiropractor who will step on my back and realign my spine, hopefully curing my back pain.

>> No.19083728

Probably get loving and romantic rather than trying to seduce him regularly. Lots of handholding and genuine empathy leading into soft kisses.

>> No.19083733

>There is a manga all about this.

>> No.19083746

>a far more likely scenario is a lilim, like most monsters, journeying out to find a guy herself
As likely as it may be, it'd be a man being sought by a lilim, not a man seeking a lilim.

>> No.19083758

Isn't that what I said?

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>> No.19083789

Puff puff.

>> No.19083800

Yes, I was agreeing with you since the post in the last thread only dealt with the man seeking the lilim, not the other way around

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Hey this is actually good

>> No.19083839

>Settling for a Clanrat

Anything below a Stormvermin girl is too small and meek.

>> No.19083864

I love how she calls the lack of sexual desire "terrifying."

>> No.19083904

The way her panties pinch a little is very arousing!

>> No.19083912

She is so precious.
Monster girls need to be protected from the madness of mankind.

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I got a picture of Miia wearing an Anubis outfit.
I finally have a picture of her wearing all of her friends' clothes, I think this one fits her the most, I just kind of wish I asked for a golden jackal on the top of her head instead of a snek.

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Snek hips.

>> No.19083926

! !

>> No.19083934

I want to ask how an Inari would handle someone’s depression, but instead I’m going to answer based on my own headcanon.

>Not belittling your problems or taking down to you
>Giving sincere emotional support that addresses your problems
>With your permission, using magic to solve any purely physical problems contributing to your depression - poor genetics, chronic pain, etc.
>Remaining an inexhaustible source of intelligent advice and respectful friendship
>Offering to teach you helpful skills, like cooking tasty and healthy food without breaking the bank or how to nail an interview every time

>> No.19083976

they are for impregnating

>> No.19083994

Cursed sword + a fuckton of doppleganger potion = UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!

>> No.19083998

How would a manticore do it?

>> No.19084002

Magic monstergirl womb tattoos that work like a meter that fills up when you come inside are useful for birth control, so you know when you need to stop and continue by using an another hole.

>> No.19084066

What about pleasure runes and sigils that a succubus draws on herself?

>> No.19084090

I don’t think you’d want a monster the guide describes as “Cruel” helping with your depression!

A fluffy fox or warm Weresheep are better picks.

>> No.19084157

Please pamper your wife after she gets home from work, no matter what her job is.

Even if it’s raping you.

>> No.19084168

I'd pamper and make her so mushy she won't even be able to rape.

>> No.19084193

Be careful! If you get too romantic she could get heart pupils instead!

>> No.19084200

I'm doing it! So much that she'll start panting and moaning my name while approaching me.

>> No.19084212

Anon no she'll still rape you, but it'll be gentle femdom instead.

>> No.19084215

I'm playing a Queek Headtaker campaign right now and I'm scared to think of my clanrats this way

>> No.19084235

What do sturmvermin look like?

>> No.19084248

What’s more dangerous?

>Getting into bed with a sleeping Hellhound, interlocking your fingers with hers, and whispering all the reasons you love her, not stopping if she wakes up

>Pouring a Cheshire a cup of catnip tea while admitting to your facesitting and gentle femdom fetishes

>> No.19084251

That's not rape. It's gentle loving and I'd still keep going while she's at it.

I'd even throw cheesy lines in the mix.

>> No.19084257

How do I get a monster gf?

>> No.19084261

Don’t be truly evil. Truly want one.

That’s it.

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1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.

Actually, don't do any this. Life is too precious to throw away.

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>> No.19084301

In case you don't check the spoiler, this is how you make fucking chlorine gas don't do this.

>> No.19084333 [DELETED] 

How to temporarily de-smug a Hellhound:

>Visit Wonderland
>Swap bodies with magic
>Take smartphone from Waifu, now in your former body
>Dom your old body until you’re fucking in a crater.

Just remember that’s YOUR body you’re raping into the ground, and she’ll want a few more rounds when the spell wears off.

>> No.19084343

Anon that's gay.

>> No.19084346 [DELETED] 

Neck yourself.

>> No.19084397

5/10 for thinking outside the box. It's /d/ as hell but one of the more creative ways to dom a hellhound.

>> No.19084407

When's KC going to start making MGE books for the young adult crowd?

>> No.19084436

Would a mg make you quit your profession if she thought it was too dangerous?

>> No.19084437

>Dhampir shamefully reading twilight

>> No.19084438

More armor. Better weapon. Metal shield. Bright red cape.

>> No.19084455

What about a ratto ogre?

>> No.19084461

I will only accept the absolute fastest of Cheshire asses to be able to claim my face as their throne.
Call a contest across all of Wonderland! Only the fattest of fat cat ass will become my wife and owner of my facechair!

>> No.19084469
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>> No.19084476

like the chest belt

>> No.19084494

I want to tell a CC Titania to grow up and act her age!

>> No.19084502

That's the Imperial Seal of Japan.

>> No.19084547

Not even necessary, she'd just guilt you into it. It's for your own good and you'll thank her later. Besides, just having her sit next to you could well be enough.

A fox that's soft all over.

>> No.19084557

Why are all foxes sluts?

>> No.19084565

You don't get to nine tails by playing unicorn.

>> No.19084582

I'd imagine so, depending on the job hazard itself. As a delivery guy I'd likely be immune to most new hazards (her "scent" means less likely to get raped) but you never know until it actually happens.

>> No.19084612
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Foxes aren't sluts.

>> No.19084637

I mean, that’s how the 1000+ old nine tails got theirs.

>> No.19084646

What if I'm ugly?

>> No.19084649

She's only 170!

>> No.19084659

Mambobanana fixes that as time goes on (supposedly.)

>> No.19084669

Then you have cause to be worried.

>> No.19084681

Actually monsters don’t give a shit about it, so it won’t change by DE influence.
That said, if it personally bothers you I’m sure there’s items/food of some kind that can alleviate that.

>> No.19084686

MGE MGs don't care about looks.

>> No.19084713

Not in the MGE, it's not ignoring that MGE unicorns are actually turbolewd in private. Can you imagine it outside of that, though? A thousand year old virgin with the power of a god and the thirst of a desert.

>> No.19084717
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>Who are you?
>I'm you, but fluffier

>> No.19084751

Cute sneks.
I want a chubby basalisk and buff bunyip

>> No.19084759

So monsters only care for your semen? What if you're a eunuch?

>> No.19084764

>So monsters only care for your semen?

>> No.19084771

Bunyips are pretty much the main character from komi-san but with added rape

>> No.19084779

The correct term is "proactive dating".

>> No.19084793 [SPOILER] 
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But there is rape

>> No.19084800

There's a point, actually. There's plenty already listed that makes women "more attractive," but what about men? Do the same things work on men, assuming they're not latent alps?

>> No.19084804

Dullahan who have very honest bodies but prude heads are the best.
Is it going too far to make her head watch as you thoroughly violates her body?

>> No.19084808

I would absolutely read a reskinned version of this with a bunyip

>> No.19084837
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Prisoner fruits seem to, as its stated to make men more attractive as well as women.

>> No.19084842

That silver one in the background looks pretty annoyed.

The one on display is probably a Youko, assuming her perfect body and stylish clothing are enough to charm a man. How silly!

>> No.19084851

I feel a nap overtaking me due to the summer-ish weather.
What girl will sneak in?

>> No.19084854

That adorably shy Nightmare with a cute lisp.

>> No.19084861
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>The one on display is probably a Youko
Actually, she's an aircraft carrier. The game she's from is basically China's answer to Kantai Collection.

>> No.19084868

The shetland pony style one with massive tits?
She probably sets the dream version of herself as a tall, long legged woman with an impeccably perfect british accent

>> No.19084869

None, but you'll have a bunch of beelzebubs and vamp mosquitoes knocking at your screen.

>> No.19084876

Well, I wouldn't mind a vamp mosquito

>> No.19084889

>Meet a Basilisk
>She wants to make sure you like her before taking off her mask
>Meet a Bunyip
>Get brutally raped before she even says a word

You'd hear about the rumors of a very cool scary monster living in the lake. Every monster girl in town would go on about how they wish they were that notorious, while men wish they could tame that monster.
Meanwhile Bunyip-san is having an existential crisis because a boy came to her lake and she doesn't know if she should greet him by saying "Hi." or "Hello."

>> No.19084893

>The shetland pony style one with massive tits?
This is my dream horse. All (well, most) of the fluff of a whitehorn with a nightmare's dream superpower. I'll take one and lucid dream her back into her normal form.

>> No.19084894

Your wife will make sure you’re thoroughly tucked in before climbing under the covers and pulling them tight, snuggling into your warm body and breathing in your inviting scent. Then she’ll be napping too.

>> No.19084895

That’s the one.
>”G-gosh, Anon is sleeping! T-time to m-make my m-move!”
>meanwhile in dream world
>”Hmhmmhmm~ such a precocious young man~ whatever shall I do with you~?”

>> No.19084910

She'd probably try to distract you and prevent you from getting her back in her normal form.

Anon, that sounds a lot of work that happening upon you spontaneously napping

She's adorable.
For snuggling.

>> No.19084914

Just please be gentle with her. She’s not particularly fast, and has a bit of an uneven gait due to her chest. Excitable little thing too. She needs lots of care and affection in the waking world. But don’t worry, in the dream world she can be a total confident babe.

>> No.19084925
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>losenis is doing some stuff
Been busy with commissions and contest stuff lately, though I'm finding time to keep working on Victory and Defeat. No promises on how soon the next chapter will be up, but I'm dealing with the prose rather than initial drafts of the chapter, so it won't take too long.

I also got word that the story I wrote won that contest with first place. Actually surprised I won something.

>> No.19084926

The cutest, even if her chest would be huge on a bigger girl.

>> No.19084934

Yup, still want one. I'm having trouble remembering how smol Shetland are, though. Are we talking standing paizuri size or still somewhere around my height, because centaur?

>> No.19084956

Sanding paizuri height.
And I'm dictating that she's a dark blue instead of purple

>> No.19084958

They are very very smol. Her tits are so big there should be no issue making standing pai work.
>slyly tell her her chest is a dream come true
>”Waaaah! N-n-n-nooo! You can-can-can’t say things like that!”
>covers her eyes and trots into a wall accidentally

>> No.19084970

Too cute.
Getting her a little ice pack and letting her relax next to me.

>> No.19084974
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>Sanding paizuri

>> No.19084977

>She bounces off tits first
>Her forehead never touched the wall because of her airbags, but you kiss it anyway
>Centaur wife is now extra flustered
And that's when you molest her for being cute. I'd love-bully that girl constantly.

>> No.19084984

Shush you!

>> No.19085002

It’s easy to bully a Kitsune.

Wait until you’re out in public and lots of people are around, and start fluffing their tails. Really fluff them with both hands. That always gets them!

>> No.19085003
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Sleep tight!

>> No.19085010

I will.
Hopefully she stops the dreams of me playing highschool hockey again and the rules/physics not making sense.

>> No.19085015

What you need is a Nighthorn!

>> No.19085026

>She ends up in that dream
>Slips and slides everywhere

>> No.19085040

That wouldn't be out of the question considering how weird they are.
Hell, last time I had one my boss had replaced my dad as coach (My Dad actually was head coach for a lot of my childhood/high school)

>> No.19085045

Can a nightmare cure night terrors?
What happens if you're having a actual nightmare when she enters your dream?

>> No.19085053

She turns it sexy.

>> No.19085068

I have a nighthorn. It's in my pants.

>> No.19085076

Foxes still gain tails the traditional way, that is, waiting, MGE just offers a shortcut.

>> No.19085077
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She tears down the “walls of reality” and tries to comfort you.

>> No.19085087

That's actually worse.

>> No.19085088

Yeah but then everyone sees you as that weirdo who fluffs tails in public.

>> No.19085092

For some reason, I want to see a Shoggoth trying to play Hockey now.

>> No.19085101

She's the puck, the ice, her master's equipment, and the whole rink.

>> No.19085102

Nine tail kitsune are still rare as hell, so you can assume it’s going to take Pandemonium levels of dickings to get them to nine tails ahead of schedule.

>> No.19085107

>In today's local news, Anon reveals himself to be a mofu slut in public
>Just look at him caress her tail!

Bought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>> No.19085112

That boy ain’t right.

>> No.19085151

I would attack the Rata news reporter in front of her own audience live!

>> No.19085156

>”This is what qualifies as news? What about the real agenda the lilim is pushing for a global theocracy!”
>quote from Conspiracy Theorist Hakutaku webshow host

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>> No.19085220
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I want to see an overconfident Wurm hold lessons for awkward, intelligent Bunyips on how to talk to men!

>> No.19085225

>implying people pay attention to serious news.

>> No.19085234

A reminder that Ojou monsters need huge tracts of land.

>> No.19085238

>Looking for some artist to commission
>Found one with good art
>They have some weird fucking system that's basically a DKP system if you wanna try to get a commission from them
I just wanna pay you and get art, Why would any artist do this?

Oh, and do you guys know of any good artists who have their commissions open right now?

>> No.19085240

>Good artist
>Open commissions
pick one.

>> No.19085252

>pick one
Sure? Open commissions.

>> No.19085253

What would the Trailer Park Boys be like if they were all monster girls?

>> No.19085267

My commission are open! I’m pretty flexible on price. Just email me your request and I’ll send you a quote! Here a sample of my work: https://imgur.com/WbE3N7f

>> No.19085281

That's cheating, because you know she won't let the other players have the puck.

>> No.19085311

>Do it! Just rape him!
>Wait, that isn't it

>> No.19085326
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>> No.19085329

Well yeah, nobility typically owns a lot of property

>> No.19085333

Well yeah, she'd be the other players.

>And then anon realizes he's literally trapped inside his Shogg's world, everything replaced with her in many disguises.

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>Check out this neat weapon I found!

>> No.19085345

They also gotta have big titties.

>> No.19085351

Who the fuck would actually pick something like that up?

>> No.19085353
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>explaining the joke

>> No.19085356

Yes, this is basically a rule of nature.

>> No.19085359

Anyone who can hear it calling to them.

Weapons of that nature can be quite enticing, like a baited hook.

>> No.19085360

I want to be the first person to pick up a cursed weapon!

>> No.19085362

Like the curtains?

>> No.19085377



There you go.

>> No.19085395

You better not start singing Anon.

>> No.19085400


>> No.19085404

I sort of feel your pain, I was looking for artists a few days back and ran into a lot issues
>patreon only commissions
>only accepting weird payment systems that no one uses
>lotteries for slots
Thankfully there are quite a few open out there.

>> No.19085421

After looking into commissions myself recently I can't imagine how some people have so many, especially people like KDF or Mausfag.

>> No.19085427
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r-rules of nature?

>> No.19085431

You can find artists to draw nearly anything, problem is that those artists tend to not be very good (hence KDF's shit being pretty sub-par nine times out of ten.)

>> No.19085436

>tfw KDF commissions so many shitty artists because they're the only ones degenerate enough for him
really makes you think

>> No.19085439

Meant to reply to >>19082596

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>> No.19085469

a shit

>> No.19085473
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Keep yourself cool during the summer, dude!

>> No.19085477

She sounds absolutely precious. I bet she’s the smallest of six sisters but tries her best despite her size in everything.

>> No.19085515
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Thanks, broski

>> No.19085517

I want to tell this Ochi she's cute.

>> No.19085529

>What girl will sneak in?
A Hellhound loli with a plump backside, wearing a white summer dress that's gradually turning see-through and clinging to her dark ash colored body. At some point she'll casually pull the dress off because she's getting too hot and sit in your lap naked.

>> No.19085533

Go away Shoggocks and your ratfucking

>> No.19085534

Oh hey, I didn't know there was a second one. Thanks.

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>> No.19085541

That she does.
Most certainly when she tries to cook and has to stack up a bunch of furniture that can support her so she can reach the stove top.

Also embarrassing as her eldest sister is BEEG

That better be a big backside and she better be asleep when I wake up.

>> No.19085553
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Need more swordlim art.

>> No.19085568

Lilim art is good art

>> No.19085573

This is what happen when you confess your nun fetish in the local Fallen God church.

>> No.19085591

I bet she's good at polishing things.

>> No.19085596

Yes. Shouldn't she be her own master now, though? She already gave her life not for honor, but for you.

>> No.19085603

She needs colour really.
I bet as a shonen lilim she gains her black sclera as a rage/super lewd mode

>> No.19085608

What a cutie she is, though I have to wonder are the tears she crying of joy or of sadness?

>> No.19085653

I was thinking about this. It'd be great if she likes kissing too. She'd be to short to reach without you leaning over, so instead when she's feeling need you'd end up with her rearing up and wrapping her arms around your neck while her forelegs scrabble for grip around your waist. That, or you get a fat pair of horse tits pinning you to a wall while you tongue wrestle. You'd better brace yourself either way.

>> No.19085666

And either way I'd be ready for the cute, smole oppai horse.

>> No.19085675

About being in the right place at the right time really, there's 5 sites worth of artists even if there is some crossover.
I think you're making silly assumptions there, mousefag commissions daughteru dicking stuff too and latex isn't that out there. I think those artists are just KDF's choice.

>> No.19085706

>she better be asleep when I wake up
What were you planning on doing with a sleeping loli Hellhound?

>> No.19085720

What everyone does.
Play with her ears and paws

>> No.19085744
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Would you rescue a succubus and her daughter who suffered tragedy?

>> No.19085748

That kid got 3 arms the fuck

>> No.19085751

>Still having a wife's daughter
That aside, if it's a push button choice, of course I'd save her. I'm not that big an asshole.

>> No.19085754

I don't want used goods.

>> No.19085759

She has a blanket or something around her shoulders.

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That's kind of you anon. We need more men like you.
I hope you don't mind giving them some of your clothes and a meal.

Just be aware you'll never get to experience the joy from witnessing pic related then.

>> No.19085779

I'd do my best to heal them, poor succs look like they've been through a lot. Lots of cuddlesex for that mother and the daughtru would get absolutely spoiled.

>> No.19085782

I don't want to raise someone else's kid but I don't like to see 2D suffering, so probably.

>> No.19085785

That picture tugs at my heartstrings way too much.

>> No.19085794

Would MG's do the opposite?
Father, son and dead wife?

>> No.19085796

>happy ending
Thank god is not that kind of set

>> No.19085804

>No backwings
>No tail
>Not even a special skin color
>Used goods

I still would. It's their faces. The mother has that rare look of kindness and sorrow that reaches deep in your soul and makes you want to cry. The child, sad but accepting. How radiant they would be when they found their happiness again. It's the sort of thing that could sustain a man the whole rest of his life.

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>> No.19085814

Yeah, that's the thing about questions in a vacuum. Assuming there's not a ton of effort required on my part, I'd save most people from immediate suffering or danger, probably give them a meal and some spare clothes, whatever. Past that, though? I don't want to raise someone else's kid and while I'm okay with used goods, damaged goods are another matter. I could easily go from looking like a nice guy to a complete asshole.

>> No.19085819

There is also this in-between picture https://twitter.com/kagemusya555/status/998411981542510592

Without a single doubt. They'd be rescued and have their smile restored.
If the man was willing to move past his previous love then his rescuer would marry him, otherwise she might help him resurrect his wife as an undead.

>> No.19085820

Toss in an average male or something for height comparison. Gotta capitalize on the smol.

>> No.19085828

What about homeless older and younger brothers?

>> No.19085848

Rescued by a rich monster girl and her attendant.
Pick one:
>Wight & Lich
>Pharaoh and Anubis
>Otohime and Umi-Osho
>Dragon and Salamander
>Gremlin and Automaton

>> No.19085849

Gonna lovingly bully smol horse.

>> No.19085850

Dating a Phantom!

Talking about your favorite literary and mythical characters over a candlelit dinner!

Laughing your ass off as she badly impersonates them, like Endo and Mori Shinichi!

>> No.19085857

Wight and lich. I'm not even sure why the other options are there.

>> No.19085867
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Snek butt best butt.

>> No.19085868
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Love healing.

>Orphan shota that lives on the streets is adopted by vampire family and given to the daughter as personal butler/friend/future husband

>> No.19085875

As long as they don't steal my soul and just my heart.

>> No.19085877

>There is also this in-between picture
You're killing me with this stuff. Thanks for the link, seems likea nice artist.

>> No.19085894

Congratulation, i guess now you officially have talent. I'm still upset that it's not called viccytory and defeat. I don't care if the pun's strained you have to go for it every time.

>> No.19085896

Older brother with the Lich and younger with the Wight?
I wouldn't trust the younger one to a Lich.

>Shota grows up and eventually wants to learn what happened to his parents
>They died due to sickness and poverty without receiving any outside help
>His Vampire mistress has since then made his hometown flourish with wealth and education

>> No.19085902

>I wouldn't trust the younger one to a Lich.
He's getting lewded either way, it's just a matter of him becoming an experiment and a top-tier mage or getting Tale of Genji'd and becoming an aristocrat. Pick your poison.

>> No.19085903

Remember to be gentle with your vampires at the beach.
The sun gets to them pretty easily.
Regura did a Carmilla Dounjin that's been translated.
I'm fine with it.

>> No.19085914

Pharaoh, because it could lead to funny situations where your school visits some king/queen and you're flippant about it. Everyone, including the king/queen, gets super butthurt and you fail to understand the issue because your mother is a god and gods > kings/queens, so obviously being the son of a god puts you above royalty in the hierarchy.
You never talked about it before because it's not a big deal to you so everyone just assumed you were some rich kid.

>> No.19085942

>Proud northern royalty has to bow down to some clueless kid because her mother would make it rain frogs otherwise
The other kids would definitely stop trying to scam you out of your trading cards after that.

>> No.19085956

Watch out for the kid adopted by that purple snake

>> No.19085975

Those kids would have a shonen rivalry.
Parent-teacher reunions would be a huge mess too.

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>> No.19085990

>When they get older each marries the other's mom

>> No.19085995

That's a great way to get the kid isolated.

>> No.19086030

Good end, but the implications will make family gatherings overly complicated.

>Pharaoh momster hears that her son is isolated
Can you imagine how far she'd go to have him get friends? Even in the worst case scenario she'll just raise a hundred mummies to always be by his side.

>> No.19086037

Kej are love.

>> No.19086048

That's not even proper lamiass.

>> No.19086059

>Victory and Defeat
>Translating to spanish, Victoria y Derrota

>> No.19086080

I mean the only reason why I said isolated is because generally people tend to be a bit intimidated by someone who has a fuckload of power behind them and will just try and keep their distance in order not to piss them off or anything.

>> No.19086083

Nobody speaks spanish, even the spanish speak english.

>> No.19086087

So Viccy is a latin american lilim?

>> No.19086096

What's her secret Taco recipe?

>> No.19086099

I originally wanted to have Derrota named a latin version of 'Defeat' but the spanish version sounded better, since Victoria is Victory in both latin and spanish anyways.

>> No.19086104

Fucking americans

>> No.19086122

To be fair, its more memorable than actual Spain.

>> No.19086123

stay salty

>> No.19086129

So what I'm hearing, she's an even bigger nerd than her mother and deserves to be bullied because she wasn't good enough to get a proper name.

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Stay mad, hermano.

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Bullies get shot

>> No.19086146

Not like she could.
Tacos named after defeat are the epitome of loser.

Would gladly molest her tail.

>> No.19086149

She's such a nerd she wears cargo pants, my god. Does she already have a husbando picked or is she an ubervirgin?

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Snek? That's a funny way of spelling p'orc

>> No.19086158

Only faggots like (You) and shitpails like bollocks like Orcs

>> No.19086167

Cease this bullying immediately

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Pigs are shit.

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Or you'll what?

>> No.19086174

Not him but I enjoy them.

Nyet, two handed tail molestation is her fate.

>> No.19086175

You already named her loser in a loser language. What did you expect?

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>> No.19086190
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Make me.

>> No.19086191

>Literally name their child loser.

Is she the unfavorite of the lilims?
Because I'd still bang that.

>> No.19086195

Don't talk about yourself like that bolly boy.

Nothing wrong with Orcs.

>> No.19086197

What a nerd, she had to get her mother to help. Next her nerd mother has to go get Vendrick to defend her from bullies.

>> No.19086198
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Troll butt best butt

>> No.19086202

Don't bully, she tries very hard

>> No.19086206

I learned enough about Europe in school to know only an uneducated person would say that.

>> No.19086216

When was the last time anyone gave a shit about what spain thought?

>> No.19086218

And yet she still loses.
That really says something about them now doesn't it?

Shush you, shitposting doesn't actually make sense.

>> No.19086224


>> No.19086225

Her head is a perfect place for a hat because lilims are SHIT!

>> No.19086230

She still tries!

>> No.19086246

Its a joke.
The reality is that most folks don't care about the age of sail/medieval Spain.
Most folks knowledge/interest of spain consists of the running of the bulls and bullfighters.

Yeah, well she can try to lay her head in my lap because she's still a cute if she's not good at anything else.

>> No.19086254

Pat head excessively.

>> No.19086272

As everyone here knows, the true best girl is your wife.

Post what makes her so great. Like something cute she does to make you smile, or a part of her anatomy you find especially adorable.

>> No.19086289

Gonna snuggle the fuck outta that horse.

>> No.19086295


Only basic bitches like Orcs

>> No.19086296

Please make sure you do indulge her dream form from time to time. It’s great to appreciate her as she is, but also to appreciate the hard work she puts into her craft!

>> No.19086297

a cutie

>> No.19086301

show me where on the living doll where the orc touched you anon.

>> No.19086306

>something cute she does to make you smile
How she tends to nuzzle me when we hug and cuddle.
>part of her anatomy you find especially adorable.
Her eyes are really beautiful and captivating, I love them.

>> No.19086318

The gates of Helm's Deep and my cock.

>> No.19086326

Sometimes when she’s already asleep, and I’m trying to climb into bed without waking her up, she’ll put on the sleepiest Ojou-voice you can imagine and whisper, “Ah, assaulting a respected servant of Inari while she lies naked and defenseless? Such a pervert! But I’ll allow it~”

Then I fluff her tails until she shrieks with laughter and wakes up the whole shrine.

>> No.19086334

>basic bitches
>liking orcs
There's 20 or more races you could list that are popular with that crowd before you reached them.

>> No.19086343

Now I'm imaging a Wurm giving conversation lessons to Tengus, Bunyips, and other monster girls with little experience talking to men.

>> No.19086345
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>> No.19086349

>bringing shit in the kitchen

>> No.19086369

>Human girl with just pig ears
>Not a basic bitch monster

>> No.19086372

>Adopted by a Pharaoh
>Given an Anubis your age as an attendant
>As the two of you grow up, she becomes more and more of a fiery tomboy
>Keeps trying to fight people when she feels they've disrespected you
>She's supposed to be your attendant, but you spend more time taking care of her than she does taking care of you

>> No.19086382

Nope. Gonna tell her to keep her normal form in my dreams too because she’s perfect just the way she is.

>> No.19086397

>basic bitch
why are you talking like an alp?

>> No.19086403

You people are going to drive me away from loving, subtly lewd Inaris and straight into the arms of ruthless Manticores and shortstack Gremlins!

Is this what you want? To take a loving mofu fluffer and drive him into the arms thick tailpussy or machine-assisted shortstack orgasms?

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>> No.19086407

Sure, I could buy her a fresh liver from the meat market.

>> No.19086415

The tail and their personalities too, you can make any monster girl look silly that way
>lamias are just human girls with the lower body of a snake
>lich is a human girl with funny colored skin

>> No.19086417

No liver for you. And no dating for five years.

I need to complete a masterclass at the Inari Cooking School first. Adorable Nekomata like you deserve the finest Japanese-French cusine in the whole of Zipangu. Not plain liver.

>> No.19086425

To be fair, some ACTUAL Liches in other works of fiction look like humans with funny skin. They’re just, y’know, undead.

Even dragons have “normal” looking human forms in games like D&D. Sure, they’re superhumanly attractive and occasionally dress like Elton John, but they’re pretty normal until they turn giant.

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Clearly greenworms are the best monster girls then.

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>> No.19086433

Or Cait Siths! Less human is automatically better, right?

>> No.19086438

You can like those as well as Inaris you know, more varieties of lewd monster girls you enjoy the better.

>> No.19086447

Oh my point wasn't against cosplay tier girls, it was defending them.

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>> No.19086465

Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

>> No.19086470
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The second of three commissions of my Anubis waifu finished! What better way to wind down from a long day at work than some drinks?

>> No.19086471

How does tailpussy (Manticore) stack up against tailpussy (Inari)?

Could a Manticore give her husband a gentle tailjob? Could an Inari with a truly perverted husband tear an orgasm out of him with enough force to almost knock him out?

>> No.19086481

>you will never go out drinking with a bunch of MGs from your office
Truly this is the darkest timeline.

>> No.19086486

>He doesn't want to be on the bottom of a p'orc pile after a famous p'orc BBQ and a good evening of fucking
What are you, a fag?

>> No.19086488

She's going to spill her beer.

>> No.19086489

Looks like she's had quite a few already, your waifu knows how to have a good time.

>> No.19086490

Reminder to never feed wild foxes or they'll follow you home.

>> No.19086496

Well I'd advise in favour of a delicate but lewd flower like a loli Demon, but that's just me.

>> No.19086498

Those thighs could bend titanium.

>> No.19086501

>loli demon
My man.

>> No.19086511
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>> No.19086516

Even the tiny ones?

>> No.19086525 [DELETED] 
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Is it weird that I really want to do normal pet stuff with her? like pat her head, and scratch her belly, and haver her help me tie up and rape that CC office drake that lives in the apartment above mine and won't stop drunkenly yelling about her nonexistent love life every Friday night?

I mean, that doesn't make me a furfag does it?

>> No.19086529

Especially the tiny ones! You'll find them sneaking into your home when your asleep, hiding under your bed sheets. You'll wake up to them grinding their little bodies against you while murmuring 'thank you- love you- thank you- love you-' !

>> No.19086534

It does, kill yourself.

>> No.19086536

Yeah, yeah it is, and yeah, yeah it does.

>> No.19086538

Oh the horror!

>> No.19086545 [DELETED] 


But I'm not doing anything sexual with her, I thought that was the biggest requirement of being a furry.

>> No.19086549

You're not a furry, you're a furfag.
There's a difference.

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>> No.19086561

"Furries" specifically refers to the people who wear the suits, furfags just like the pictures.

>> No.19086566

That seems like a really retarded and pointless distinction don't you think?

>> No.19086573
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But I can have that with a superior species.

>> No.19086576 [DELETED] 

Probably, but that's a bold statement coming from a furfag.

>> No.19086577

Don't worry, she'll "take care" of you once she gathers the courage to admit her true feelings. She even scheduled her love confession for this weekend

>> No.19086579
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It arises because nobody wants to be associated with fursuiters.
Not even other furries.

>> No.19086589

But those wolf girls can't squeal "BUIII" like p'orcs do when you start getting rough with them

>> No.19086590
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>After months of begging, buy daughteru a pet dog for her birthday.
>3 weeks later thanks to the power of mamanobama it transforms into a sith.
>Your daughteru treats it like nothing has changed and you waifu has already bonded with the thing so getting rid of it isn't an option unless you want to make your daughteru cry and sleep on the couch for a month.

What do you do, anon?

>> No.19086595

Thank god.

>> No.19086601

I didn't realize how much I wanted to hear some orcs squeal until I read this post.

>> No.19086613

I'll never understand why this thread has such a massive hateboner for something that was added purely for a small nip demographic's benefit.

You just used the distinction fursuiters and furries as if they were two different demographics.

This is getting confusing.

So far from what your explanations have given the distinction structure seems to be

>Fursuiters (The height of degeneracy rivaled only by mexican sugar dancing)
>Furries (????)
>Furfags (Like's pictures only????)

Please tell me if I've missed anything.

>> No.19086620

Onmyouji go home

>> No.19086623 [DELETED] 

Your people are calling Shoggocks

>> No.19086624

Furshit can fuck off without exceptions.

>> No.19086628

Jokes on you, anon. I'm a different bogeyman entirely.

>> No.19086638

I want to make a high orc squeal

>> No.19086643

But making them scream is the best part!
It's why they have such supple ass flesh to smack the hell out of.

>> No.19086670

I want to dick her but there's a place for everything.

>> No.19086677

The absolute STATE of furfags.

>> No.19086678

Sterilize yourself.

>> No.19086681

I see you're a man of culture as well.

>> No.19086684

reminder that evil people don't attract MG's

>> No.19086690
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How do you distinguish a loli demon from a devil?

>> No.19086697

Measure their hips.

>> No.19086698

Ask her for her autograph, if it's super well done she's a demon.

If she tries to suck your dick, she's a devil.

Simple distinction.

>> No.19086711

They're too irresistible.
Quite a lot of tell tale signs! Demons have horns, devils don't. Their wings also differ along with their personalities.

>> No.19086712

Amazon wolves?

This is the combination I never knew I needed. I would hand one or an entire pack a picture of myself and say “This is your stretchy meat for today.”

>> No.19086715

- Demons probably have a more elegant demeanor
- Wing, tailtip and ear shape
- Devils have headwings and Demons have horns that are distinct even for horns

>> No.19086722

Was meant for >>19086690 , don't know what happened there.

>> No.19086727

Do you know what I love about Liches, besides everything?

They actually do have incredible power and legions of minions, but they’re not Chunni about it. Instead they’re serious and academic. It’s like Lala in reverse.

>> No.19086731

Tell her she can have a husband or an onii-san, not both. You'll either have your answer or she'll run crying to her onee-san who'll just tie you to a bed and inform you that not only CAN you be both but you can also be SHARED.

>> No.19086737

Let her grow up with a spirit guide companion, like she’s the protagonist of a classic anime? I don’t see the harm in that. It’s not like she’s in any danger (being a girl) and my Waifu and I don’t need someone else in our relationship. No one is going to think twice about a tiny Kitsune walking around with a dog creature anyway.

>> No.19086763

Big imotous!

>> No.19086767
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Diam sihT tsurT t'noD

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Od oT tahW eM lleT t'naC uoY

>> No.19086791
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What is the best position for cuddling a greenworm when you're in the cocoon together?

>> No.19086796

>They're too irresistible
Wouldn't you just want to have one sit in your lap sideways, and see what kind of faces she makes when you molest her spade tail with your fingers and mouth.

>> No.19086800

Holy shit those thighs.

>> No.19086804

That and so much more. Mostly thigh fucking while she's in my lap and then doing some imagining.

>> No.19086805
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Your waifu is cute!

>> No.19086808

She looks pretty cute in that picture. But I’d hate to wake up and realize that because everything in the world is her, that means I’m her too.

And always have been, because she tears universal laws apart.

>> No.19086820

All of them.

>> No.19086827
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Sure you're up to the task?

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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Why does nobody like greenworms? You'd think with the whole only wanting sex when they're good and ready to mature would make this thread's surplus of purity fags go gaga for her.

It's just like having a childhood friend only you just met her 5 minutes ago.

>> No.19086873

that cow has a big rear

>> No.19086880

I don't want to fuck a loli in a sleeping bag.

>> No.19086882

Sometimes I think this isn't just one shitposter, but is actually the entire thread attempting to keep one meme alive like the flames of vesta. For if the slowpoke image should stop being posted a great calamity will befall the thread.

It's fitting seeing as everyone in this thread is probably a virgin too.

>> No.19086883
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You didn't try the solution I gave you?

>> No.19086895

I like them but for cute, not for fug, I prefer their second form for that.

>> No.19086896

The face is cute. I'd throw platonic lettuce at them.

>> No.19086897

If there are snuggle scouts and sabbah scouts are there still boy scouts?
And are bunyips allowed into the snuggle scouts?

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>Not wanting to play doctor in your own personal pillow fort made for two.

What a homo.

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>this thread's surplus of purity fags
You must be viewing a different /mgt/ than the rest of us.

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>> No.19086915
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You're basically sticking your dick in an amorphous blob of flesh.

>> No.19086919

So is every shogfag

>> No.19086930

>Nightmare got Love this thread
Ah, she deserves it.

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>> No.19086946


Watch this and learn a little history, my dude.

>> No.19086959
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He's not wrong though, Shog is a giant pile of slime. A cute pile of slime. But still a pile of slime.

>> No.19086964

If her hands are so gooey, how am I supposed to properly hold them?

>> No.19086971
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I like to think of slimes as more like jelly than what we think of as gross slime, but also warm and pleasant to the touch. Almost like a warm water balloon (that can also stick to you if it wants).

>> No.19087004
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>> No.19087016
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Left or right?

>> No.19087021

I wanna surprise my hellhound wife with her favorite cheesy bacon meatloaf after she finishes a long shift as a police officer!

I wanna give her a deep body massage over the course of an hour to get all that stress from a long shift out of her body!

I wanna lean forward next to her ears and tell her that I'm so proud of all she does and our future daughters will be too!

I wanna spend hours pressing all her buttons until we both collapse into a sweaty pile in post-coital bliss!

I wanna go to sleep with my face buried into her neck as her tail thumping against the bed and the warmth of her embrace lulls me to sleep!

I wanna wake her up with the morning on her day off with her favorite breakfast in bed!

I wanna love a hellhound!

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I always go for the more "endowed" in the chest department when I can. I like the blade-like shape of her tail tip too.

So yeah, right definitely.

>> No.19087053

What if I'm already in love with someone who is long gone and far away, unwilling to surrender the impossible love for the comfort of another?

>> No.19087055

You should really stop avatarfagging with Cheshires.

>> No.19087065

Welcome to the club anon!

>> No.19087070

It's not my fault they're perfect for condescending to faggots.

>> No.19087106
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I have a strong appreciation for Shogots

>> No.19087111

the entire time spent with them in the cocoon is getting to know eachother's body and you choose to skip that

>> No.19087126

right for hair and not for chest

>> No.19087128
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But anon, you can't fug the second without fugging the first.

>> No.19087143

Read the profile stupid.

>> No.19087149

I don't want to be trapped in a bag while being fed her homemade nutrient paste.

>> No.19087165

Is there a greater joy to be had than resting your head on a Kikimora's lap as she cleans your ears and hums softly?

>> No.19087199

resting your head on a kuu Cupid's lap as the cleans your ears and hums softly.

>> No.19087202
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This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.19087203

What would be the Monster Girl World version of the popular PBS personalities?

Who, or what, would Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, LeVar Burton or Julia Child be? What about other famous people like Steve Irwin?

>> No.19087214

>What about other famous people like Steve Irwin?
Succubus who hosts a "nature documentary" where she goes around molesting shotas.

>> No.19087218

White sclerae cannot hope to compete.

>> No.19087221

>Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers
>Changing them

Somethings must always remain as they are.

>> No.19087226

I want a chubby bunyip.
The ultimate in comfy

>> No.19087253

i wonder if its dark inside or has magic lights

>> No.19087264

I was thinking more like documenting the different men of the world.

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>> No.19087303
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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.19087306

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to go easy on the wife after you get some minor surgery.
A few of the girls get....overprotective.

>> No.19087309

Bunyip tail-scarf seems comfortable.

>> No.19087312

But she has no marshmallow cat.
Which probably makes sense considering that she comes from the water, something they aren't' fond of.

>> No.19087330
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I need to get my hands on an albino hellhound. How does one go about this?

>> No.19087331

>implying that marshmallow cats don't double as flotation devices

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>> No.19087358

Well, their fluff and soft would make them buoyant.
I bet bunyip lolis love playing with marshmallow cats in the shallows.

>> No.19087371

Throw them off and run off into the night. I'll never settle for anything less than a hellhound.

>> No.19087375

All monster girl lolis would love playing with marshmallow cats. Which is why there would be different kinds for every girl and environment.

>> No.19087381

I agree wholeheartedly anon. The bigger question is, what kind of mamono would husbando Bob Ross or Mr. Rogers?

>> No.19087398
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Leanan Sidhe for Ross, Titania for Mr. Rogers.

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You stumble upon an exposed Elf. She seems invitingly defenseless. You know what you should do? Push her into the water.
t. Devil on your shoulder

>> No.19087449

Those proportions, though.

>> No.19087458

You're saying she's some kind of Doppel disguised as an Elf?

>> No.19087482

Huff the fluff

>> No.19087495

That's not what my devil's saying.

>Fuck her
>Fuck her brains out
>Fuck her tits
>Squeeze her buns
>You know she wants it

>> No.19087507

What's the angel saying?

>> No.19087514

The angel doesn't work here anymore.

>> No.19087520

It appears the Sabbath has lost an ally in HH.
Thank god

>> No.19087526


>> No.19087535

It's a weird conversation between those two

>A: For shame! I'm surprised at you
>D: Aw, don't listen to that jackoff. Look at those gazongas. You'll never get a better chance!
>A: If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl, you'll despise yourself forever.

>> No.19087542

No more loli on HH

>> No.19087553
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Check the Nordic regions and ask for the Relations of Fenrir

>> No.19087560

Do they watch when your having a intimate moment with a MG?

>> No.19087582

I want to show the mini-Angel my favorite book, The Joys of Stretching

>> No.19087600

What's wrong with her head?

>> No.19087609

Come to think of it yeah, it's really small.

>> No.19087619

Hoodoo hex, she tried to cut in line in front of a priestess.

>> No.19087646

She's really deeply into being choked while giving blowjobs, and took steps to make sure it happened every time.

>> No.19087666

If I'm not careful, they try to partake.

>> No.19087672
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Doctor Chillbane wishes to also explore this "Joy of Stretching" tome.

>> No.19087711
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Warn all married monsters; their homes and relationships may be in dire jeopardy!

>> No.19087716

Damn that seems incredibly soft. I love the way you draw fluff, shuff, and mofu.

>> No.19087744

>"Hide your boyfriend, I'm headed out for the day"

>> No.19087750

What could possibly pose such a threat?

>> No.19087754
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I've been thinking about that CC Thunderbird all day at work, help.

>> No.19087760

When there's electricity in the air, it is inevitable for it to be discharged.

>> No.19087779

Go help her carry her groceries then, show off your strong Human arms.

>> No.19087799

That will only incite her to show off her powerful thighs.

>> No.19087815
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>2 days until Melon's commission deadline
>Still have no idea what to get
Guys help.

>> No.19087816

Go with goths. Goths are great.

>> No.19087819

>CC Thunderbird catches you watching one day, as she does take-off and landing exercises in her backyard.
>Doing the equivalent of squats in a skin-tight gym outfit.

>> No.19087821

Goth what?

>> No.19087822

A goth kejourou in booty shorts and a tube top.

>> No.19087823

Lewds anon, lewds, you can't do wrong with lewds. Which girl? Just pick one of your favorites.

Rub one out first before committing. You'll be thinking clearer, and you may save yourself some money, but if you still want to commission, just do some lewds like I said, lewds of one of your favorite girls.

>> No.19087824

Goth Titania!
This sounds good too.

>> No.19087825

I want her to show me why they call her thunder thighs.

>> No.19087834

It's because when you wear her thighs as earmuffs, you can hear a thunderstorm.

>> No.19087841

But there's too many choices and Melon got a lot better now I can't decide who doing what!

>> No.19087879

>Lamia is happily married to an ex-mofu slut
>It took months to make him forget about fluff and instead get him addicted to her coils
>Bunyip moves into her town
>Lamia turns yandere over the fear that her husband would relapse

>They have a ferocious and extreme disposition. Most of them are hedonists that prefer violent sex. When they spot a human man, they will aggressively attack and try to rape him seeking stimulating intercourse and pleasure.
I know how enticing big thighs are but keep in mind she will use them to bounce up and down your cock until she loses control of her current and becomes an ahegaoing mess.

>> No.19087959
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Personally testing the milk from the Pharaoh's baths over all those years took its toll on this Anubis.
She now has to include a daily milking session to her schedule.

>> No.19087961

She also needs more exercise and less snacks.

>> No.19087992

Waterproof too

>> No.19088017

No mofuslut will be able to resist this. She'll be so embarassed she'll rape him straightaway though.

>> No.19088028

Why are her exclamation marks so small and stubby?

>> No.19088058

>>>/d/ is that way.

>> No.19088088
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Washboard alert

>> No.19088109

I want Sabbath girls to look at me like I'm garbage and spit in disgust when I tell them I want a wife with at least F cups.

>> No.19088135
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I want a Dark Elf to trample me on spit on me while she's trying not to giggle.

>> No.19088171

How can she not giggle when you cum from just a few minutes of trampling?
A Dark Elf's training might be harsh but it isn't supposed to turn her slave into a hopeless slut.

>> No.19088178

I just can't help it!

>> No.19088206

Being at the complete mercy of your Dark Elf mistress is a dangerous situation.
What if she spits on your face, makes you scoop it up and ingest it or else you're punished by an orgasm torture session?
She'll also condition you to become her perfect slave by making specific words and gestures cause you to get erect immediately as well as by preventing you from ever being able to cum on your own again.

>> No.19088209

Well it's not like I need to cum on my own if I have her so that's fine. It is fine, isn't it?

>> No.19088234

Enjoy having to give her a full body massage before she allows you to cum then.

>> No.19088239

I will!

>> No.19088296

How would you feel about her sadistically dominating you for hours and hours and then clinging to you like a living teddy bear after it's all over.

>> No.19088298

The ideal aftercare would involve me using her laps as a pillow while she pets my head.

>> No.19088309

In MGE2's Mist Continent treatise there is a line about monster girls living in the Land of Four Fiends being rape machines who are constantly in heat.
How would you feel about being chased by a horny sex-crazed Jinko whose predator instinct has gone completely haywire, or asked in duel by a Hinezumi who is already wet at the idea of holding you down and raping you until dawn?

>> No.19088315

It's okay I know karate

>> No.19088316
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I'm thinking of getting a short animation loop commission. I was thinking about a Lich riding a guy in cowgirl position or using him as a dick throne. *What sounds better, or do any of you guys have any better ideas?

>> No.19088318

Dickthrones are better than riding.

>> No.19088336

I do wonder if the pandas take on more aggressive negotiation tactics.

>> No.19088337

>Dark Elf who looks at you like pathetic living garbage only good as a sex object during sex.
>During the aftercare, she strokes your hair and looks down at you adoringly as you rest your head on her lap.

>> No.19088342

Dickthrone is more of a spectator thing, so it might make a better animation.

>> No.19088343

A Dark Elf mistress would give you all the lap pillow your heart desires. She might also clean your ears while she's at it as yet another way of building trust.

Dickthrones are a more novel idea but I think cowgirl would be a more eye-pleasing animation.
Something involving her kuudere nature and would be best, no matter the position.
>Dickthrone where she is quietly riding his cock without much facial expression aside from a blush

>> No.19088361

Dark Elves are wonderful, desu.

>> No.19088404

>Anon fights a rapey Hinezumi using his karate
>She's actually into ryona and his hits only serve to arouse her further
Getting your pelvis broken by a small mouse sounds fun.

>Panda kabedon

>> No.19088406
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Well that settles it then. After I come back from my run I'm going to write smut about a Dark Elf mistress!

>> No.19088415

>his hits only serve to arouse her further

>> No.19088430

Cobra Kai is the shit anon, I want to practice it with a pair of extra busty and extra short hinezumi twins!

>> No.19088432

Ganbare for both your run and your story.
Don't forget to make it clear whether the mistress has a lustrous charcoal skin or a delicious brown one.

This is how you get a fire rodent to heart pupils.

>> No.19088438

Yes, it is quite amazing and it's a small miracle it happened.
Why don't we have girls dressed in gis?
Which flavor is the most sublime?

>> No.19088450

The only way to protect yourself from monsters is to gain a loving relationship with a female partner.
That way if she turns, you just get a sexier wife

>> No.19088459

>Got the original actor of the main character back.
>Got the original actor of the fucking bully back.
>Got the original actor of MOTHERFUCKING KREESE BACK
>Season 2 Confirmed
>100% on Rottentomatoes
How the fuck did it happen and why is it so good? I bet it'd be a Hinezumi's wet dream after she grew up watching the Karate Kid.

>> No.19088466

Brown is known for being the lewdest while charcoal is seldom used and more associated with Western media.
I'd go for brown but charcoal could definitely use some love.

>> No.19088470

The way it happened is that the guy who played Johnny stuck with karate after they finished filming and kind of grew into an absolutely based motherfucker.
I want to turn a chubby Gremlin nerd into a killing machine!
Well I did read all of the Legend of Drizzt books over the past year so I guess charcoal it is.

>> No.19088523

What if your female partner gets corrupted by a flayer like the girl from the Fallen maiden game?

>> No.19088525

I want to introduce a dignified Wight to ahegao

>> No.19088532

Cobra Kai's just a 100% Thesis on how to make an online sequel to a classic series right.
Just make sure you don't come to the horrible realization that in trying to teach a bunch of misfits how to stand up for themselves they don't become horrible bullies like you were in the past.

>> No.19088577

>Dykey! There goes an online shitposta! At over 300 pounds that is a real beast. He may look hamless but whatch owt! One misstep and you'll find yourself in a pinned down and bred harda than you could possibly imagine...lets get a closa look.

>> No.19088646

I'm going to hold hands with a Wight!

>> No.19088651

Be aware that Wights have the duty to show the wonders of nobilty to the inhabitants of the undead realms.
Teaching her ahegao might result in an army of undead who believe that ahegao is a beautiful thing that high class undeads practice daily.

>> No.19088667

I'll definitely make my Wight wife ahegao daily

>> No.19088704

I want to publicly introduce a dignified wight to ahegao.

>> No.19088741

>High undead society celebrates a Ghoul attaining wighthood
>Plenty of lewd stuff going in in the celebration but nothing that catches attention
>That is until a man suddenly put his Wight wife into a full nelson and started pounding her wildly
>Her moans echoed throughout the hall as she made the most shamedul ahegao
>The newly wighted Ghoul began to doubt whether or not she is perverted enough for nobility

>> No.19088746

But what if i just want the monster
Would that be cucking the female partner?

>> No.19088762
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It's a dog-eat-dog kind of world out there. This pussy generation needs to learn to kick some ass!

>> No.19088780
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HIIT is over, time for writing. Everyone follow suit!

>> No.19088784

Holding hands with a Wight would not only be lewd in and of itself, but it would also be lewd because you'd be in contact with her claws and that pretty much means you'd cum as soon as your hands touched.
I can only imagine what would happen if you went as far as interlocking fingers.

>> No.19088787

I want to make that new Wight squeal!

>> No.19088837

Okay I need three names!
One for a Dark Elf
One for a human
One for a P'Orc

>> No.19088841

I love movies where being strong at martial art makes you the most powerful and influential.
There might be a region or two filled with monster girls who possess this exact this mentality and societal structure.
>Huge martial art tournaments are held every year
>All conflicts are resolved through martial art fights
>Monster girls practice everyday hoping to grow strong enough to claim a husband
>There are vigilantes who use their strength to make sure no one abuses the weak
Living there would be great even if you got defeated and claimed as a husband on your first day.

>> No.19088847

I will not be beaten. I will not fall on my knees. I am Fist-King Anon!

>> No.19088872

Looking forward to it.
I immediately thought about "Buta-chan" for the P'Orc's name but that's silly.

Says Anon right after losing to an Hinezumi server following his attempt to dine and dash.

>> No.19088876

Buta means pig, right? That might actually work in this context since she's a slave too.
Maybe I'll call the human Inu then.

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>> No.19088909

Yes, buta does mean pig
>P'Orc slave
You have my full attention. I already love the premise.

>> No.19088928

Undead monsters are the cutest!

>> No.19088942

>Zombie girl suckling on your finger and asking for "diiiiiick" like how stereotypical zombies call for brains

>> No.19088944
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Are Kitsunes considered as Undead now?

>> No.19088945

I want to punish her foul mouth

>> No.19088951

I like this little fox. She's cute.

>> No.19088957

Eating out Senko-san!

>> No.19088969

KC needs to make an undead Kitsune ASAP.
Kitsune-tsukis do not satisfy my thirst for spook.

Undeads are very fond of reckless irrumatio where you violently fuck their throat without a single care for their safety.

>> No.19088976

The situation is improved only by the addition of more zombie wives, who are also calling out for their husband's diiiiiick

>> No.19089004

Any story ideas?
I got one involving a teenage kikimora wanting to clean the house of a boy she likes.

>> No.19089006

Voyage of the Beagle, only the Finches are Harpies.

>> No.19089015
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Remember that not all dragons are cuddly, at least at first.

>> No.19089024

I got one but its /tg as fuck, so I'm trying to neuter it for safe audiences

>> No.19089029

I tried my best

>> No.19089033

I ended up deciding on Vestal, as a joke.

>> No.19089047

You can keep your cock sheathed in your zombie wife's throat all day

>> No.19089057

Getting swarmed by a zombie harem all wanting their favorite snack would be a horrifying yet heartwarming scene.

Resident evil but with monster girls?

>> No.19089065
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How about a story of a kiki drugging her master's food, tying him up, and taking advantage of him. Doing things like this on occasion, just to remind him that she's the one that's truly in charge but still taking her role as maid to heart.

>> No.19089092

I'd like to fight and cuddle a dragon.

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>> No.19089153
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No matter the social structure, despite all odds, a Tanuki will find her way to the top.

>> No.19089154

I keep coming back to disguised monsters working for society
Like a office janitor lady/PA thats secretly a kikimora and lets slip a "yes master" at an awkward moment
Or that one hakutaku disguised as an assistant teacher
Or a griffon disguised that marks what she protects with feather trinkets
Or a troll disguised as a garderner

>> No.19089161

Or a hotdog in a hotdog

>> No.19089169

This could work but you need to build it to it.
Have the master be a lazy asshole who keeps lying to her about work and about what he does outside the house. He also fully neglects her. Then after a while with the Kiki coping with her master's bullshit she just snaps and does what you described.
Bad masters get punished, that's a fact of life.

>> No.19089186

And now I want a /fit/nuki to put me in a submission hold until I give up and agree to become her boy toy.

>> No.19089202

A hotdog dressed as a hot dog hotdogging a hot dog sounds pretty hot, dog.

>> No.19089215

Wouldn't the troll be exposed early due to the sun?

>> No.19089277

>You'll never develop a physical addiction to your Apophis wife's breast milk

>> No.19089329

Two Gyarus are in an accident and a passing med school student does his best to try and save them. After administering first aid he has to perform CPR, and it's unfortunately not enough. He takes it hard.

A while later he gets surprised at home by the two gyarus, who have become zombies. They basically tell him not to sweat it and that he still did a great job, if it weren't for him their bodies wouldn't have been in good enough shape to resurrect. Then they team up to fuck his brains out.

>> No.19089364

A gyaru and a kiki get in an accident and a passing medical student does his best to try and save them. After performing CPR he knows that he can only save one of them, but to do so will require him to make an ungodly decisions that goes against all contemporary medical knowledge and morality.
Luckily he hasn't taking his Hippocratic Oath yet.

A while later a gyaru wakes up in hospital with an irrepressible urge to clean.

>> No.19089372

Shit, we might have just written a bestselling series of doujins.

I actually got maybe 2 pages in writing that first idea but lost it along with a bunch of other data. I probably won't be returning to it.

>> No.19089399

I want to create a poision with apophis', girta's and manticore's venom!

>> No.19089424
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A Dark Elf, a P'Orc and a human boy walk into a dungeon and good times are had by all.


>> No.19089463
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A yandere one-time wet-nurse turned Makai Knight finally "reunites" with her boy despite stalking him for years at that point.

>> No.19089488

Try to remain hard as long as possible. From the looks of things, Ive already been captured, may as well welcome my death (as a bachelor) and enjoy my first night with my cute new wives.

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>> No.19089526

I'm the wiener and you're the bun, come on over and let's have fun.

>> No.19089532

Would this be an appropriate song for an MG wedding ceremony?

>> No.19089542

>Undeads are very fond of reckless irrumatio where you violently fuck their throat
There's some types that need slower throatsex or you might hurt their feelings.

>> No.19089549


>> No.19089558

>”I-I’m a wight now! You need to treat a lady of class, like myself, with care!”
>”B-besides... I’m still really sensitive”

>> No.19089640

Figured it would be you when dark elves were mentioned. Good stuff.

>> No.19089679

>Figured it would be you
I'm sure other people like Dark Elves.

>> No.19089714
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You have a debt to pay.

>> No.19089717


After being formally given to the bride at a table of family, we'd celebrate raucously through the night.

>> No.19089738
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How would a monster girl feel about her mother remarrying to her classmate?

>> No.19089741


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>> No.19089748

Her original father was destroyed by the god of plot convenience.

>> No.19089766

You call that knoife? THIS Is knoife!
And then I show her a spoon

>> No.19089779


Pictures taken 5 seconds before rape

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>> No.19089818

I think Bunyip might be a little too fluffy.

>> No.19089830


>> No.19089832

Well now she's going to sulk in the riverbed for a week! Great going anon!

>> No.19089834

>too fluffy

Are you ill?

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>> No.19089859

Can you draw up a fine /fit/ Dark Elf and her P'Orc minion as well?

>> No.19089907
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>> No.19089913

>"Bunyips are too fluffy"
>quote from man raped silly

>> No.19089927

Oh wow, Dullahan-chan got a second chapter. Thank you for this, made my day.

>> No.19089933

I don't think I've seen a monster girl inspire people like this in a long time. There was a fair bit of high orc art but bunyip's on a whole different level.

Wish more got the scary glare they're supposed to have right though.

>> No.19089937

Tanukis scare me more than they probably should

>> No.19089943

Wouldn't you build up a resistance to a apophis/mantcores venom?
Or if if you're single inject a small dose to build a immunity?

>> No.19089946

It’s more like “uncomfortable, autistic stare.”

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>> No.19089974

Nice meme, but that doesn’t even imply an answer one way or another.

>> No.19089980

Yeah but what about the second one?
Would you be resistant to a apophis venom or just instant loss when you finally meet one?

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>> No.19090045

People are too busy puking their guts out after reading Alp's latest travesty.

>> No.19090053

Rood dood

>> No.19090059

*morbid curiosity intensifies*

>> No.19090062
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Well what else could people be doing?

>> No.19090070
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Squeeze the Jiangshi

>> No.19090098

Rude he's better than he used to be.

>> No.19090112
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Obey the mofu.

>> No.19090113

Just walked home from my mechanic. A pothole destroyed my exhaust last night.

>> No.19090122

I'm not a mofu slut anymore though.

>> No.19090129

How would each beastman scentmark their husband?

>> No.19090169
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Alraune daughters!

>> No.19090185

Did she really cut the watermelons with a bat?

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>> No.19090206

That background is a nice touch.

>> No.19090221

>That slight muscle definition
>This expression of pure domination
This boner is one of shame.

>> No.19090236

Even the small ones?

>> No.19090280


>the R.Kelly experience

>> No.19090281
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>> No.19090284

>Adopted by a Pharaoh
>She's paranoid about you being used by an Apophis to get to her
>She has you injected with small amounts of Apophis venom every day to make you build up a tolerance
>It finally happens once you go off to college
>A real big bitch, 40+ feet long with tits the size of her head
>She's convinced that she can get you under her thumb now that you're away from mother dearest's watchful eyes
>Hides in the ceiling of your dorm room and pounces you when you're alone
>Sinks her fangs in deep and gives a muffled laugh as you grunt and squirm
>Rears back to watch her venom work its magic
>Cups your chin and lifts your head so she can watch your pupils dialte
>She's met with an expression of mild annoyance
>"At least buy a guy dinner first, jeez."

>> No.19090286

How can a monster be so innocent, cute and comfy while also being a brutal creepy rapist?

This is definitely a problem.
Men will just walk up to them simply thinking of petting their fluff only to end up deflowered and married moments later.
It'd be like waking up after a rough mofu hangover.

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>> No.19090311

That's some tough luck anon. I hope you find better luck in the future.

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>> No.19090326

A recurring theme of MGE is that for monster girls and incubi rather than developing resistance to pleasure they keep becoming more and more sensitive to it. I assume this applies to anything that involves mamono mana be it sex, venom, milk, etc...

That P'Orcs look of admiration is worth getting /fit/ for or maybe she'll have the same by just seeing your erect dick.
Either way That Elf has fantastic boobs and abs worth licking, her arms are too long though.

>> No.19090329

Now I'm imagining her talking like Johnny Bravo and her one-girl entourage being her backup dancer/hype man while she flexes.

>> No.19090353

Gonna paizuri that grapesnake until she's my loving cumdump.

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>> No.19090381

Fluff deficiency causes such thoughts. It's like how hypothermic individuals have been known to rip off their clothes.

>> No.19090387

I would. Just wish I knew the artist for that one.

>> No.19090393

Bullies deserve genocide

>> No.19090398
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Lets get down and dirty

>> No.19090399

t. losenis

>> No.19090402

Magnificent, thank you.

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How tragic. Poor thing. Oughta set him straight before it's too late.

Take this and get your shit together, guy.

>> No.19090414

No! You did good, kid.
Let's bully this thing instead! Let's throw more mayo on it!

>> No.19090424

If a ghoul evolves into a wight is she still a oral slut?

>> No.19090426
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>Those which cover half their body in runes, like the Dark Angel, do so because they have all but entirely abandoned daily life, being constantly engaged in sex.
Dark Angels are absurdly perverted! They're also surprisingly powerful considering all angels are classified as lower divinities, I wish KC drew them as glorious as pic related.

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Pretty sure only baseline zombies can become wights.

>> No.19090455

>They have all but entirely abandoned daily life, being constantly engaged in sex.
I wonder how true that actually is? It'd have to go farther than usual sex=meal thing and they certainly COULD just fuck all the time.

>> No.19090464

It'll have to wait until the guided tour of pandemonium to know for sure.

>> No.19090498
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I don't bully good and cute Alps!

>> No.19090520

If you had a horde of zombies would they turn into a court of wights eventually?

>> No.19090568
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>> No.19090577

Would you at least bully those tomboyish Alps who still act like they can't get pregnant?

>> No.19090592

The ones with the most sex will turn into Wights. It also depends on the girl who died too; heroes, nobles and royalty are likely to become Wights straight away.

>> No.19090613

I want a horde of zombies where half Wight and half stay zombies. They’d be a tight knit group of cuties!

>> No.19090652

No they need to be encouraged!

>> No.19090661

Encouraged to what? Have more unprotected sex with their best bro because that "totally normal" and "not romantic at all"?

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If I'm reading this right, alps that desire to be women go straight to uber-feminine while does that merely want to be fucked by men go through the tomboy stage first.

>> No.19090690

What are you going to do, rape me?

>> No.19090695

>Alps mainly change into one of two types.
>The first is one that retains a male heart while changing to become more monstrously lascivious.
>The other type consists of those who awaken to the powerful joy of being a woman while having sex with a male.

>> No.19090700

I'd use an alp once or twice. They seem very nice to humiliate and punish.

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Tell me anon, does Latenight yet live? Or has the Endless Chain laid claim to him?

>> No.19090715

>They seem very nice to humiliate and punish.
I can understand periodically teasing a womanly Alp about her past, but what's the particular appeal of humiliating and punishing them?
You're better off with a regular Succubus.

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>> No.19090730

fuck off

>> No.19090731

That's a jetpack and you know it dipshit.

>> No.19090732

Because they were pathetic boys and deserve it.

>> No.19090746

Does that Dark Strategist Alp and the other Fallen Knights fuck "You" like the Fallen Maidens or not?

>> No.19090766

I don't think so.

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No, they're actually using the book as an advertisement to get boyfriends

>> No.19090779

Poor Alp with have an hard time getting a man with all the competition in Lescastie.
I'd personally go for a hearty warrior Succubus cutie, though that shortstack hero also got my attention.

>> No.19090784

What >>19090771 said, they're all single.
Personally I'd marry the demon in a heartbeat.

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>We can rebuild her, we have the technology.

>> No.19090804

Just imagine a desperate CC Demon like that throwing herself on top of you and wrestling your pants off so she can give you the sloppiest, noisiest blowjob of your life.

>> No.19090809

Sniffing her butt just isn't the same

>> No.19090813

Ok thanks. I don't know but I thought the advertisement was only for Shia.
I would be interested in either Shia or the long blue/silver haired Succubus.

>> No.19090814

She'd stop as soon as you're about to cum then make you sign the contract if you want her to continue.

>> No.19090816

This always feels like an empty threat because they need it more than we do.

>> No.19090833

not if you're on the edge because of cc demon sloppy bj

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>> No.19090842

You're underestimating just how much you'd need to cum in the moment.
Even if you somehow refuse she'll keep giving you otherworldly pleasure and promise that you can experience this for the rest of eternity all for a measly little signature. At that point you'd have no choice but to accept.

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Evil cat to good home.

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>> No.19090901

Would pick up and have her sit on my lap.

>> No.19090912

>what are you drawing
>a map for your eyes

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Would you be willing to put up with a monoeye's disgusting eye if she had a very attractive body?

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They see your ___.

>> No.19090920

little brother

>> No.19090921

Obviously not my taste in boats because chink ones are shit.

>> No.19090929

By that, I assume you mean having to put up with anything as severe as a ruptured vessel or pink eye, or as mild as the crusties.

>> No.19090937

>talking shit on Monoeyes
A monoeyes eye is the most beautiful thing about her.

>> No.19090939

No, that'd be going into grotesque territory.
I'm talking about their regular clean healthy eye, its size alone make it disgusting.

>> No.19090952

>big eye gushing with love and sweetness

Literally in the eye of the beholder. I shall take her without hesitation.

>> No.19090983
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Still better than potatoes.

>> No.19091011

Fatcat Werecat with a butt that’s “all that”!

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Demon cat good enough?

>> No.19091029

Damn flabby tabby.

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>> No.19091042

Long as she’s appropriately cute and lazy and likes being rubbed!

>> No.19091045

I need one of those pillows. I'd love to bury my face in a cheshire's ass and eat her out every time I lay down in bed

>> No.19091047

Werecat, Nekomata, but NO CHESHIRES

>> No.19091056

Too bad edging is my fetish.

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Nobody draws werecats. NOBODY.

>> No.19091095

Down with the tyranny of purple! Rise up honest Nekos!

>> No.19091113

Do anyone here have the Anubis dick throne picture. I can't find it anywhere.
Or I can take other dick throne picture, that'll work too.

>> No.19091114

>anons rioting/waifuwarring over Werecats, Nekomatas and cheshires
>a representative from each stares on smugly from the side lazily purring

>> No.19091145

I didn't have it either, turns out it's on the wiki though http://mgewiki.com/images/7/7c/Anubis18c.jpg
Tracking down old .less stuff can be a pain at times so I'm glad it's archived somewhere.

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>dat smug

>> No.19091170

I wonder if theres a CC Spinx with the "just as planned" face

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>> No.19091178

That's a lewd Anubutt.

>> No.19091181

Still not the worst mge image I've seen this week.

>> No.19091195

And what would that be?

>> No.19091202
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An Anubis/Cheshire/Demon monsterboy image.

>> No.19091203

Not him, but I came across this the other day:


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How do you respond to this facial expression from a girl?

>> No.19091205

Any got that one green about the onee san salamander from a while back?

>> No.19091210

>Dark preists crying in the corner about how there is no god

>> No.19091217

>Calarts is spreading beyond /co/
Time to end this miserable existence of mine I guess.

>> No.19091219

I don't like posting screenshots so I dug the post from the archive.
>Fight with onee sama salamander wearing a heavy jacket
>Fundamental skills are their but she only appears to just lightly above average
>Her tail fire has been increasing at a steady pace for some time now.
>Anon manages to get get a glancing wound on her face.
>She touches her cheek and looks at the blood. (or at least he thinks so, can't tell with her eyes closed like that) before licking it
"Ara...It's been a while... too long in fact that I've felt this way"
>She grips her jacket and tosses it aside, revealing what looks like a plated vest and shorts
"Now look what you've done, you've gotten me all EXCITED!"
>with her shout, her tail fire erupts into a massive blazing inferno. here eyes open and are locked on anon like he's the only thing that exists
>The peanut gallery of lizard folk have gone dead silent with a sense of terror.
>Onee-mander ready's her blade again, but there's an entire shift in the mood if the fight.
"Now then... why don't you ready that sword, and play with me some more?"

>> No.19091220

I was actually thinking of a manticore caption but I forgot about >>19091202

>> No.19091232

get hard

>> No.19091234

This smells of Beast's work.

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>> No.19091240

Insert penis.

>> No.19091241

What if the monster girl you were dating was actually a human that liked you all along?

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>you're sitting home on a quite Saturday afternoon when you hear a knock at the door
>you open it to a fast talking flamboyant saleswoman who claims to be in the medical profession,
>and she is trying to sell you a super vitamin that she claims if you take everyday would make you invincible to flus,colds,and coughs

>> No.19091247

Manticore caption?

>> No.19091251

>Nothing remotely sexual or cute
>A shonen style power up
It's a Beast green alright.

>> No.19091253

Eh, a prisoner fruit or two can fix that. There's always the Snake Pit, too.

>> No.19091260

Nice try, Doppelgänger-chan

>> No.19091261

How does one fix Iron Beast?

>> No.19091268

>corrupting a haughty bitchy human girl into a lewd Lamia-type
Ah, the Good Stuff. We need more bitches becoming lovely Monsters. Fuck the prudes with their ‘but that’s mean’ garbo

>> No.19091290

1. Rip his stories out of his hands and get somebody more capeable to write them.
2.Drop both the steelim and flagmander completely.
3. Tell him to stop ruining shit with shonen fight trash and he should feel bad for liking the genre.

>> No.19091297

We could go even further beyond and spike her food with unagi joro or nureonago slime. Haughty to housewife in two meals flat. I think I'd actually prefer the eel, can I take that option instead?

>> No.19091322

Flagmander just needs an art update... or three

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>> No.19091335

Haughty types partner with parasite slime well.

>> No.19091357

Beast is a unique taste I think most people can tolerate as opposed to say, quicksilver in his prime (Seeing as some people hated the guy before the reveal)
I'd take 1000 New roulette if it means I can read shit that is a mixtape CD of dreams on shuffle

>> No.19091359

What if she just becomes a haughtier bitch?

>> No.19091373

>parasite slime

>> No.19091386

Jokes on you asshole
Theres barely any writers left and the ones that are still around have shit to do, so point one will never happen.
People like Selene and flagmander, so no point two for you.
And as for point three, variety is the spice of life.

>> No.19091391

Then at least you can be coiled in tail while she ohohos.

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>> No.19091399

This is heaven.

>> No.19091401

Who is this semen demon?

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>> No.19091421

"Hora, hora, are you happy, husband? Look at you, grinning like an idiot. I thought you were head over heels for me before, but now? Hmm."

>> No.19091428

One of these days I'll get her.
Best erune.

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Only matangoes are worse.

>> No.19091435

Ropers and Barnacles tho.

>> No.19091449

Quicksilver in his greentext days would have been maximum comfy as long as he didn't go lower than the hellhounds if you follow my drift. Although the jubjub story was a hate magnet.

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>> No.19091496

Her fur/hair is turning purple. She's probably been graped.

>> No.19091501

I desire tiny, tittymonster dragons

>> No.19091525
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Smallest dragon with titties I could find. Looks like she wants you to lay in her lap.

>> No.19091531

And if I offer to let her lay in mine?

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>> No.19091548

I'm not sure there's any overhead room, but I'd love to try.

>> No.19091568

I wish this would happen to me.

>> No.19091569
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She just wants to make sure you're nice and cozy when you settle in. Besides, is getting smothered between her comfy lap and bountiful chest such a bad thing?

>> No.19091601

Hellhounds was the best.

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It just occurred to me that doppelgangers would have to live as full-blown hikikomoris to avoid having their cover blown.

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What a small tail

>> No.19091632

Must be the runt of the litter.

>> No.19091638

She could be like actual scorpions where smaller means more potent venom.

>> No.19091653

Damnit Alp, first the Griffon story now this. Please stop writing about stuff I like.
Not what I envisioned but it was still pretty good, it lacked the sort of strong bond a Dark Elf mistress and her slave should have but then Inu was a brand new slave so that couldn't be helped.
>The gag was removed and Inu’s flooded privates sat down on Inu’s face,
Might want to correct that.

>> No.19091665

Realistically speaking, a thick layer of cloth and fat touching my head probably wouldn't be great if it's warm. Being able to breathe easily is also more comfy than the alternative. If we work around those things, though? It sounds heavenly.

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Good choice

>> No.19091697

Girls that type would be perfect.
Would molest/lay in my lap

>> No.19091712

I still giggle at this.

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Can't help you on the warmth bit. As for the other one, just turn so you aren't laying sideways in her lap. The worst you'd likely get then is your eyes and the top of your head covered. Probably a decent way to take a nap. It'd be like a reverse titty pillow.

>> No.19091731

No matter how proud and powerful the dragon is, her nature as a shortstack will make her want to worship her husband's dick.
Shortstack breeding instincts are strong.

>> No.19091739

One of these things are not like the other

>> No.19091761

Standing paizuri sure is great.
Look at the size of those tits on Anila. .

>> No.19091766

But now the real question, do they maintain that smug while getting their wombs filled?

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>> No.19091787

Depends on how rough the sex is. If each thrust hits the back of her womb and causes her to heart pupil then she won't have much energy to maintain her smug afterwards, she might have enough for post-coital kisses though.

>> No.19091800

thats actually pretty cute
if only the "life size" ushi plush was that cute

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>> No.19091835

>”Hello husband~~~ ready to get brutally sucked dry like a worthless cumpump today~?”

>> No.19091838

>A Manticore will never give you a tail kiss and claim you as her food
I just want a sadistic older monster to make me cum an unsafe amount of times because she just loves my taste too much.

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>> No.19091889

There's a filthy human girl in there

>> No.19091891

>cum an unsafe amount

>in the hospital for severe sex-related dehydration
>dutiful unicorn nurse patches you up with an embarrassed expression
>burst into tears as she waves you off because you're the seventh monster couple she's treated for that exact same problem today and she's still a lonely cake

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>TFW no dark mage waifu that dresses like Tharja

>> No.19091906

Sounds like someone with taste for me

>> No.19091916

If one day Asanagi has a stroke and draws a femdom doujin I'll probably die of dehydration

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Pick a elder.

>> No.19091958
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I never understood why Asanagi is so famous.

>> No.19091970

Same reason Shadman is, I think

>> No.19091990

Headpats to the one on the right

>> No.19091991

>TFW a Fenrir turns into a full blown gigantic wolf, similar to a Dragon's true form and swings you around like a rag doll by your right arm
>TFW it's all the Dwarves fault for fucking their gold and making Gleipnir out of things that DON'T FUCKING EXIST

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>> No.19092006

MIddle one, she looks evil enough

>> No.19092014

Can I pay in installments? I'm kinda strapped for cash right now.

>> No.19092020

I'd think I woke up in bizarro land if he did. It would be mizuryuu kei drawing girls that are pure.

>> No.19092031

I want to have violently lovey dovey cuddle sex with Mari and I don't know why.

>> No.19092038

Who's the worst monster to owe a debt to?

>> No.19092040

>TFW no dark mage waifu who is basically Tharja

>> No.19092042

Not a Sea Bishop so much as a Dee Bishop?

>> No.19092054

I don't want a wife who abuses their children.

>> No.19092067

>mizuryuu kei drawing girls that are pure.
I have a headache now. Is that even possible?

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>who is basically Tharja
There are far better mages out there.

>> No.19092072

>mizuryuu kei's lewd faces are god tier
>He only draws either NTR, Sluttery or both at the same time.
It's not fair.

>> No.19092079

you dont read asanagi doujins for wholesome lewds

>> No.19092088


>> No.19092102

I wanna start drawing so that I draw cute pics of monster girls. But god damn am I too lazy to keep training.

Why can't a art fairy give me motivation to keep going?

>> No.19092104


Every time I see girls like this posted I can't help but think about what horrible back pain they must experience on a daily basis.

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Monstergirls never get back pain.

>> No.19092137

I'll take the bloody looking on to the left and give her headpats in between full-power, face-fucking sessions

>> No.19092143

It's not, just like Asanagi doing a femdom doujin that doesn't do a brutal turn around half way.
If girls were as slutty as his but only for their husbands they'd be perfect.

>> No.19092151

Motivation is for the weak. Get some discipline fuck boy.

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Charon pls,

>> No.19092156

Discipline is extremely underrated.

>> No.19092157

Twintails. I want to tear up her leggings.

>> No.19092165

Sanaki a cute. The reactions to her bride outfit were amusing.

>> No.19092167


>tfw no electric weasel will be my girlfriend
Why even live?

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>back pain
Please, monster girls have far sturdier spines than weak humangirls.

>> No.19092175


Enjoy the nightmare fuel, anon.

>> No.19092190

If you had a 50 pound bag of dog food strapped to your chest constantly it doesn't matter how strong you are, you will end up with a walker when you're older.

>> No.19092196

Does he specialize in satire?

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If only that was all he did.

>> No.19092217

That's good, because I love them BEEG

>> No.19092238

Isn't this a little too tame for 4chan? Hell I came from /a/ and I still remember beating my beat to baby fuck and anal births back then

>> No.19092245
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Do you want them to suffer just for the sake of "muh realism"?

>> No.19092259


Shadman's not even that deviant at this point.

>> No.19092277

Reminder that this is the ideal female body shape and the only way it can be made better are things like wings, horns, a tail, etc.

>> No.19092280

I want to make druella heart pupil instead of the smug grin

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Look buddy, I love me a massive pair of funbags to use as pillows just as much as the next guy, but I just can't help but feel concerned for her health.

>> No.19092295

But her nipples are eyeballs.

>> No.19092300

Monster girls are not frail like human girls.

>> No.19092331

Do you even 2D

>> No.19092349

I into 2D enough to have inhibitive empathy for drawings so yeah.

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I swear I heard that same argument on the MGE thread on Spacebattles.

>> No.19092366

>Muh realism
I bet you're the kind of guy who complains about unrealistic bikini armor too

>> No.19092370

You don't need empathy for that when they never show any concern about having breast problems.

>> No.19092375

Clearly they just need an equally massive ass to balance it out.

>> No.19092378

I said body shape, not Diana herself. Though she is best girl.
The way her body distributes fat exclusively to her breasts, butt and thighs is wonderful.

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That's not empathy, you're just retarded.

>> No.19092407

Well excuse me for not diving head first into delusion and never even bothering to come up for air once in a while. I'm not even complaining about it.

And while I will admit I do have a problem with bikini armor, its not because it's unrealistic. I hate bikini armor because it's so boring.

>> No.19092409
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>Anon, what do you think of my outfit?

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Anon, please, if you're going to insult me at least use the proper word.

The correct label for someone like me is "autistic".

>> No.19092417

Shadman is basically just a meme at this point

He did draw some loli Hillary stuff during the election that was hilarious for its existence if not its actual content

>> No.19092429

My name isn't Anon, also did you get into my house?

>> No.19092430

It really brings out your thighs

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>> No.19092451

That's retarded. Even real women with big tits don't all get back problems. It's the twigs that get big implants or the girls that sit around all day that get it bad. It's like a fat person. Plenty of people can be fat their whole lives and never have back pain if they're not some 300 pound blob. They get other problems, but the weight is perfectly bearable on the back. A nice pair of tits is less than twenty extra pounds.

And that matters way less on monstergirls who have much worse leverage and joint stuff to worry about.

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>> No.19092490

That's my favorite snake in porn

>> No.19092498

All of them at the same time.

>> No.19092504

One day, the portals will open and we'll all get to meet our girls. Stay the course, boys. One day, best girl will come home.

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I prefer this snake.

>> No.19092531
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>When that day finally comes

>> No.19092563

What if I don't have a specific girl I like and I just drift between them because they all have their good parts and I just want somebody to love me.

>> No.19092581

You're still some cute girl's husbando. Maybe even multiple girls. Rest assured, they'll find you anon. And make you theirs.

>> No.19092585
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>Today's Melon's mailing deadline
>Still have no idea what to get
Time to die, I guess.

>> No.19092593

List your favourite girls and let the geniuses of /mgt/ do the work.

>> No.19092602

Request a picture of skeleboy mcgee greeting his skeleton waifu into the real world after waiting for centuries.

Do it for the memes anon.

>> No.19092606

This is me, go for the harem route and don't look back.
Kinda makes me wonder where the guy with the onee-san harem and an adult baphomet went.

>> No.19092613
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Which waifu pulls off this look the best?

>> No.19092614

Are you me?

>> No.19092621

Holsts, weresheep, bully turtles, and maybe tanukis

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>> No.19092628

Loli Bunyip cuddling her big brother.

>> No.19092630

Holsts, Trolls, and P'Orcs come to mind

>> No.19092634

Otohime, Yeti, Orc, Ice Queen

>> No.19092636

I wrote my first pastebin stories a few weeks ago but life has stopped me from writing again.

But my next stories will either be

Tanuki childhood friend who shows up to your college apartment with decades of debt that you accidentally accrued through childhood contracts.

CC MG nurse who becomes an awkward mess every time she tries to make a move on you in the hospital (your the patient).

or a bunyip who stalks a man near the river. When he muses out loud about the need for a bath she takes initiative to give him one. But instead of a nice sexy bath she just ends up repeatedly dunking him in the water while stammering wildly.

>> No.19092638

If you don't have any ideas of your own, don't commission. It's better to save yourself some money than to commission some random idea that you may not appreciate that much later on. If you have too many ideas, do like I said before; rub one out before deciding; a clear-cut option will appear, and if that fails, just roll the dice on your ideas; randomly pick one.

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Depends anon, do you want to unironically kill yourself?

I'd feel kinda guilty not being able to give each of them my undivided attention. I mean, the attention would be nice but it wouldn't really be fair the other way around.

>> No.19092655

Even though I have a specific favourite, I'm not a waifufag and I imagine a lot of things with a lot of different girls who are the next favourites.

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No contest.

>> No.19092667

My fat rat wife!

>> No.19092681

I do have a "Top Ten" but it's mostly a list of girls that I wouldn't hesitate to jump into a relationship with. If anything a top 40 would cover just as much ground seeing as how indecisive and desperate I am.

Would you accept a hug from a complete stranger without resistance?

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While the pudge is indeed lovely I was more or less talking about the whole "Casual Rider" look.

You know, the introverted book nerd with a sweet romantic streak.

>> No.19092708

I know what you mean, there's a little bit of guilt involved but knowing they would be happy regardless puts my mind at ease a little.

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Why is it that KC's vanilla species never really get much love or art of their designs?
Centaur, arachne, lamia, mermaid, werecat, harpy, etc. It's always the subspecies that get all the love.

I can't be the only one who prefers some of the vanilla girls over the alternate species, can I?

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>> No.19092760

Vanilla dragon gets lots of love though. Rightfully so, I might add.

>> No.19092761

Describes me all too well. I even have designs that differ from the profile for each one.
My #1 is always going to hold her spot though.

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Crow Tengu.

>> No.19092764

From all those you listed and their subspecies I only like Mersharks, Apophis and vanilla lamia. For centaurs I prefer EMG ones (shit fetishes aside) because bigger breasts.

>> No.19092766

>Why is it that KC's vanilla species never really get much love or art of their designs?
Because they're vanilla, duh.

>> No.19092773

What happens if you say no when a yuki comes for husband years later?

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Because they usually already get plenty of love in their non-MGE-specific forms.

>> No.19092783

The vanilla variants tend to ha e less interesting designs and gimmicks than the subspecies. I mean, how can you pay attention to generic lamia when you have authority rape machines, super yanderes, girls that shoot lasers from their eyes and Australian memes slithering around?

>> No.19092788

They would probably all fit into top 10 or atleast top 15 for me. That's still a lot compared to waifu or even the haremfags though.

>> No.19092794

Rider is cheating.

Depends on the stranger.
But yes, I go into places where that is common.

>> No.19092796

In MGE, your waifu's body will change to better fit your tastes.
Like bigger tits? She'll grow bigger tits.
Like loli? She'll slowly turn into a loli.
So if you want an MGE centaur with massive mammaries, she'll have them.

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>Men invited back to their homes are treated to meals, etc. and will likely receive a warm reception. Then, in order to gain the man's spirit energy and body warmth, she'll tempt him, seeking intercourse. If he rejects her advances, she'll use her “ice breath” on the man. Their breath contains their demonic energy and has the power to freeze the human heart. With a frozen heart, the man will yearn for another‘s warm touch the same as she does, and then he probably won't be able to help but have sex with the girl before his eyes.

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>Ogami made some new girls

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You're forgetting uterus gacha.

>> No.19092833

You know I haven't been seeing that slowpoke holstaur guy anymore.

>> No.19092836

Hush! You'll draw his attention!

>> No.19092842

Normalfags never lurked when the internet had no limits or sjw

>> No.19092854

I'd love a normal Werewolf or a harpy.

Hell, I'd be fine with good Ol' horsepussy.

I just want a girl with good legs.

>> No.19092861

And that's a bad thing? Holsts and anubutts need to come back

>> No.19092862

You are a genius.

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>> No.19092896

This is what happens when you don't answer the door

There's also tha Baphomet casually smashing her way into your home too.

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At least they knock.

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Therapy centaurs.
Good or bad idea?

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I say good. provided that girl doesn't get transformed into one in the process

>> No.19092947

>cheap almost free therapy from centaurs
>they hound you and demand dick since they let you ride them
bad idea

>> No.19092950

Never, I just got tired of listing snek memes.

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>> No.19092961

>Getting your psychological and sexual issues taken care of by a woman with big tits on the cheap
That might be the best thought I've had all day.

>> No.19092964

Question, I know bicorns are super into the whole harem thing, and since bicorns can be born from other bicorns which are just corrupted-er unicorns. Would a bicorn be expected to wait before marriage like a unicorn?

>> No.19092980

I wanna share an apartment with a hellhound and a kikimora and act completely dense when they try to seduce me until they can't hold themselves back anymore!

>> No.19092983

The vanilla lamia is my favorite lamia and I would probably say the same for the Arachne but I love the Nacho too much.

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Goodnight thread.

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>The vanilla lamia is my favorite lamia
Same here. Apophis is a close second. But when the updated lamia art came out, I was hooked immediately.

>> No.19093012

I want to get a Dormouse high off her tight little loli ass on marijuana!

>> No.19093019

Reminds me of liz but better

>> No.19093064

What are your waifu's beauty routines anon? How does she keep herself looking pretty for you?

Hard mode: no sex.

>> No.19093099

Apophis is my favourite lamia. She's extremely sexy, and contains the right amount of devious slut to be the perfect adopteru for dicking.

>> No.19093199

Read the latest edition of Monster Fancy for fashion trends and tricks guaranteed to arouse. An hour a day of the Deliciously Thicc exercise regime that perfectly regulates weight gain and loss while remaining soft in all the right places. Daily mud masks with DE infused dorome mud.

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She makes her own makeup and perfumes from herbs and materials she collects herself, though on occasion she uses full-on body paint. All of her accessories are handmade from natural materials, too, so she likes to get creative with the beads and feathers in her hair. One of her favorite things to do as a couple is to go to the hot springs, where I can wash, brush and braid her hair for her.

Most of her clothing is made from furs, but on very rare occasions she wears the white horn regalia her teacher left her. The antlers have little charms and chimes hanging from the tips, and the fur itself is dyed with symbols of healing and love. When she wears her regalia, paints her skin, weaves eagle feathers in her hair and smells of crushed pine needles, there's nothing like it.

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What do you guys think about miscegenation?

>> No.19093271

Idea: yandere Leanan Sidhe who adores your work so much that she murders anyone who interrupts your creative flow and locks you in your room with her so she can watch you work FOREVER

>> No.19093281

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be nice to the teenage oni that's working the restaurant as a waitress.
She's had a long day and is mad she can't work in a gym like her friends.

>> No.19093319

But isn't she happy that Anon is a regular and tips her well?

>> No.19093331

It'd kind of be interesting/terrifying for a yandere MG to collect every single work someone has produced, down to anonymous shitposts using frequency analysis or something. Like she has taped up schoolwork recovered from dumpsters, and is incredibly sad the artist threw away such "wonderful treasures."

>> No.19093332

Well yeah but its a sports bar where she can't drink!
It also doesnt't help that her bigger, buffer, and bustier, older sister works there as well, along with her huge minotaur friend

>> No.19093338

exfoliating goo

>> No.19093341

Contrary to popular belief, a Kitsune's weak point is her ass and not her tails.

>> No.19093345
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>Paint fairy constantly white knights you on deviantart, flaming and doxing anyone who has anything bad to say about you.

>> No.19093366

I have a quandary for you boys:
Suppose that there's a girl who you like at the opposite side of a field, and you're running as fast as you can so that you can rape her. She doesn't know that you like her, but she's definitely your ideal girl and you can already picture your future together.
However, there's another monster who likes the look of YOU that you don't like chasing you, and she's faster then you as she's got more legs then you.
What happens then?
Do you get raped and husbandoed by the latter monster girl into a loving relationship with your new love, or do you rape the first monster girl and realize your feelings, she loving you as soon as you jam it in?

>> No.19093379

Both, anon. At the same tome!

>> No.19093381

Obviously you shout for help from the one you like. Then you "Ret sem fighto"

>> No.19093399

I stick it in. The dick is the most important thing there.

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>Turn around so you are facing the monster girl.
>Bait her into rushing you.
>Jump out of the way right before she gets you like a true matador
>Watch as the two girls smash into each other.
Unleash the Dragon

>> No.19093426

>both girls start circling each other
>hinezumi and ochimusha gather to watch from the sidelines
>'Kumite! Kumite!"

>> No.19093497

I wish I could get a Leanen Sidhe to inspire me but I fear she'd die from alcohol poisoning by seeing me.

>> No.19093522

I want to play with my Kobold waifu's ears while she sits in my lap!

>> No.19093528

I hope you get a disease.

>> No.19093549

How rude. I already have one of those anyway anon.

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>> No.19093557

Eep. Done.

>> No.19093558 [DELETED] 

Cow maids best maids.

>> No.19093570

Cow maids best maids.

>> No.19093574

>so that you can rape her
You lost me there

>> No.19093587

>what is cockatrice

>> No.19093591

Man, this artist is on a crusade.

What is he at now? 5 doujins (one that was 40 pages in full color) and over a hundred one off pictures?

>> No.19093618
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>Just sign the contract. Nothing will go wrong.

>> No.19093640

In a heartbeat.

>> No.19093657

But this contract says "strict monogamy"

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From the thumbnail I thought she was serving up her tits on a tray for a moment. Still happy with the actual image.

>> No.19093689

This isn't my beautiful demonfu though.
She's shorter, cockney and has Red hair and freckles.

>> No.19093747

Can I get my Danuki to read this over and get back to you?

>> No.19093762
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After saving her from bullies, you find that Weeb Cyclops has pledged herself to your service to repay her debt.

>> No.19093763

Why don't you sign MY contract?

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Attempt at colorizing with a program. Couldn't figure out a good way to turn her eyes amber though.

>> No.19093828
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Catch of the day.

>> No.19093834

The guys'll never believe me!

>> No.19093835

Good I need somebody to play coop games with.

>> No.19093837

Do you have to marry the mermaid if you catch her in your net?

>> No.19093846

Well yeah, net girls are always wife material. The ones you get with a fishing pole are called hookers for a reason.

>> No.19093862

She wears high heels and stockings because it's sexy, despite it's difficulty.

>> No.19093874

She takes baths in snow-melt I guess.

>> No.19093879

>legs and a tail
People need to stop dumping radioactive waste into the ocean.

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Better watch out for that dangerous snake!

>> No.19093901

But it might give us cute girls one day!

>> No.19093912

The outback doesn't look very inviting. I better pitch a tent.

>> No.19093918

Remember to check your boots for spiders before you put them back on in the morning.

>> No.19093935

Eros intervenes and you trip, speeding up in mid-air as comedy manga rules apply and landing face-first in your favorite girl’s arms. Or cleavage.

The girl chasing you gives up, seeing you’re already with someone. Later she sees a man she likes even better and they get married.

>> No.19093946

She can't catch me if I never leave home.

>> No.19093971

Feeling up a little fox girl!