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Imagine an entire town of Bunyips. This must be the cutest, most sexually aggressive town ever.
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>> No.19062028
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>>19062015
First for Meidos!

>> No.19062030

Kobolds are cute and cuddly!

>> No.19062038

>>19062030
Who gives better cuddles, small energetic Kobolds or big lazy ones?

>> No.19062043

>>19062038
Both at once of course!

>> No.19062045

>>19062038
all of them.

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>>19062038
The big ones. No question.

>> No.19062059

>>19062038
A small one obviously since they'llo be so enticed with your scent she'll want to cuddle her whole body against yours to have your smell on her

>> No.19062065

What monster girl is the most scary when baby-crazy?

>> No.19062079

>>19062043
>>19062045
Only a true canine master can handle multiple Kobolds.
Prepare to hone your petting skills.

>>19062048
She looks so soft and comfy, cuddling her might be dangerous because you'll never want it to end.

>> No.19062086

>>19062065
Dragons.

>> No.19062091
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GETTING MARKED BY SNEK AS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP

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>>19062065

>> No.19062116

>>19062038
You have to be careful around the big lazy ones. When they do get excited, nothing will stop them. Imagine getting tackled down to the ground by an extremely excited CC kobold. Maybe after being away on a business trip?

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>>19062065
Ushi-Oni.

>> No.19062129

>>19062065
I wanna get preyed upon by my ovulating hellhound waifu!

>> No.19062131

>>19062116
Kobolds in heat are not to me trifled with, no matter the size!

>> No.19062135

>>19062065
Any one of them really. Once their baser instincts kick in and they want nothing more than their husbands cock to knock her up with quintuplets because she didn’t go out to buy fertility pills to use on this particular estrus period for nothing.

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>>19062129

>> No.19062139
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19062139

Given that the sex is already always going to be a thing. Is it possible to add additional stuff to Demon contracts. Like having her first buy you videogames and stuff?

>> No.19062144

>>19062136
I love Wurms.

>> No.19062145

>>19062059
If a Kobold loves your smells she will always shove her head into your groin whenever you sit down.
Her rubbing all your body serves a double because she gets to have your smell on her and also marks you with hers so that bigger Kobolds don't approach you.

>>19062116
>She tackles you to the ground and showers you with kisses
>The kisses keep going lower
>Eventually it turns into a blowjob then full on sex
You won't even be able to protest.

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>>19062122
They're much less scary if you don't run... or struggle.

>> No.19062166

>>19062095
>Anubis ovulates
>She crosses off everything in both your and her schedule
>Write a big PROCREATE in red on them

>>19062160
Either way you get raped until you pass out. Cow spiders are not kind.

>> No.19062176

>>19062139
>demon tries to husbando anon
>anon responds with a counter proposal
>every morning, demon waifu and anon will take turns cooking breakfast for both of them to eat in bed
>for every ten orgasms, she must cook him a homemade dinner from scratch
>for every twenty naked aprons, anon will take her out on a fancy date
>for every fifty long term cuddle sessions, they take turns giving massages to the other
>for every hundred creampies, she must buy him a new video game OR parts for a PC if relevant
>for every baby, she must be the absolute best mother she possibly can be

>> No.19062177

>>19062086
I can imagine dragons wouldn't stop until they got pregnant. I guess the guy has to be really lucky or it's 1 to 10 years of pure sex.

>> No.19062199
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Nothing is more wholesome than slowly convincing an Oomukade that you actually love her and that you'd stay with her even if she didn't keep you captive.

>> No.19062214

How do I make sure I can stay alone when portals open?

>> No.19062220

>>19062177
>”I AM THE MOST NOBLE OF THE MONSTERS! THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE BEASTS! THE MOST FECUND OF THIS WORLD! YOU WILL PAY ME TRIBUTE WITH A WORLD CLASS DAUGHTER.”
>”Ohmygosh, she’s going to be so cute! She’ll have your stunning eyes, my scales, your compassion and kindness, my nobility, our combined powe, and maybe even some adorable dimples! I just want to hold her close and feed here, and kiss her, and lose sleep when she’s crying and watch her grow to be beautiful like her mom and dad and help her start a hoard and find a husband and become ruler of her territory and we’ll love her so much!”

>> No.19062224

>>19062214
Go commit a capitol offense or develop uncurable sociopathy.

>> No.19062237
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>>19062224
incurable huh

>> No.19062238

>>19062224
I'd rather keep my mental health though

>> No.19062241

>>19062237
O shit u right

>> No.19062244

>>19062214
Kill yourself BEFORE they open. Otherwise you get Wisp'd.

>> No.19062258

>>19062244
I don't want to die, I just want to be alone.

>> No.19062261

>>19062244
Doesn’t he still run the risk of becoming a ghost or finding a ghost in the afterlife?

>> No.19062263

>>19062166
Imagine if a pharaoh wanted a heir to her throne
And she wants one now

>> No.19062264

>>19062258
Quick question, why do you want to be alone? That may change things.

>> No.19062266

>>19062264
To receive (You)s

>> No.19062268

>>19062263
But she’s an undead! Do those parts still work that way?

>> No.19062272

>>19062065
Canonically the Ochimusha.

>> No.19062273

>>19062264
I unironically can't trust them.

>> No.19062277

>>19062273
Maybe you should mosey on down to r9k or some other board my anon.

>> No.19062278

Oh god it's this faggot again.

>> No.19062280

>>19062263
Half her kingdom would come to as halt as she orders them to bring her the most potent aphrodisiacs, fertility drugs and lewdest outfits. She'd also have them build her new chambers especially made to arouse you to the fullest.
>You have a high-school fetish
>Within a week she has an entire school built
>She wears a uniform 2 sizes too small just like you wanted
You better do your best to impregnate her.

>>19062268
Enough mana can fix that.

>> No.19062302

>>19062139
I think with most Demons, the contract is basically a formality. It does let her magically rape you whenever you want, but you get something vague like “a life of true happiness” or “constant bliss” in return. Both of which can mean other things than sex.

Then when you sign it, they don’t abuse their authority anyway. Instead they spoil the hell out of you even though it’s not really needed. Demons are much nicer than you’d think.

>> No.19062304

>>19062015
Seriously, imagine a town inhabited by Bunyips and their husbands. What would it be like? Everyone is just hiding in their lake snuggling their SO?

>> No.19062316
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I need an evil monster gf, and I don't mean cartoon evil.

>> No.19062325

Five steps to healing an old, unloved fox:

>Listen to her
>Offer sake, tofu, and other food
>Groom and care for her fur while she relaxes
>Offer a prayer at her shrine
>Promise that you still think she’s beautiful, no matter how hard that is for her to believe.

If done correctly, the depressed Inari or sad Youko won’t just rape you - she’ll give you a tearful hug and beat at your chest with emaciated fists. Why are you being so nice to her?! She doesn’t get it!

All foxes deserve love. Make sure they all know it.

>> No.19062337

>>19062316
Me too

>> No.19062341

>>19062316
Only if you're okay with her getting killed or indefinitely sealed.

>> No.19062348

>>19062325
>All foxes deserve love
What about the liver eating ones.

>> No.19062360

>>19062348
They’re not part of MGE. But if they were, they’d probably be sexually aggressive rather than lethally aggressive. Poor liver eaters traumatized by decades of having to tear humans apart for food.

>> No.19062361

>>19062348
You get them animal livers.

>> No.19062363

>>19062341
A good hench husband would hide away to unseal her when the heroes have left and nurse her back to health with lots of mana restoring sex.
I can already see it. Everytime you unseal her she has to spend a few months living the life of "a normal, happily married, lovey-dovey copuple". Then she's back to being a terror in the streets for a few weeks.

>> No.19062370

>>19062363
Until they put 2 and 2 together and just throw you in with the seal next time.
Which could be your "good" end?

>> No.19062374

>>19062370
>Heroes seal anon in with his wife.
>They just fuck until her overflowing power breaks the seal
>Infinitesmug.jpg

>> No.19062380

>>19062038
St. Bernhardt Kobold onee-chans are the best.

>> No.19062382

>>19062361
Animal livers don't work. Next you'll say vampires should drink animal blood instead of their husbands'

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>>19062374
So you want them to just actually kill her then.
Remember what the DL did when she found something in her domain that was still an actual threat to the safety of others?

>> No.19062386

>>19062370
You fuck inside the seal until it becomes a Demon Realm.

And she finally has that kingdom to rule over that she’s wanted for so long.

>> No.19062388

>>19062374
devilish

>> No.19062391

>>19062383
I want my wife to react that way to someone trying to kill or harm me.

I would be so safe with her I’d never want to take my face out of her Mofu again.

>> No.19062395

>>19062386
Unless, there's some "bigger on the inside" nonsensse going on, that won't be much of a Demon Realm to rule over.

>> No.19062399

>>19062391
Well unless you want your wife to be the on the receiving end of Tentacle Genocide 2.0, you'd better do your best to keep her behavior in line.

>> No.19062418

I want to dick the Sabbath Scouts!

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19062428

How do you like your amazons? what are they for?

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Ultra rare shiny fox!

>> No.19062442

>>19062433
Aww jeez, anon.

>> No.19062448

>>19062428
>what are they for?
Aggressive reverse mating press impregnation

>> No.19062450

>>19062304
Working the daycare would be fun. It'd be good acclamation for the extra shy tiny bunyips and thinking of them sleeping in a fluffy pile together warms the heart.

>> No.19062459

>>19062450
Y'know, I'd imagine that little Bunyips ere really clingy with their childhood friends/brothers/fathers, in lieu of the whole sexual aggressiveness they get when they're older.

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>>19062418
>Dicking the sabbath scouts
>Not going after the troop leader instead
You got your thinking all wrong anon

>> No.19062466

>>19062459
>that one Bunyip in town who managed to snag herself an extremely virile man
>walks around town with a mini Bunyip coiled tightly around each arm and leg and a final one curled up on his neck and shoulders
>she just gives a smug look at all the other girls from her pond and panicrapes her husband when he notices
>meanwhile, he's just wondering where the hell the next kid's going to cling to

>> No.19062467

>>19062428
MGE Amazons were really horribly, horribly handed. No abs, no muscles and the public sex stuff killed a lot of their appeal.

>> No.19062471

>>19062459
Probably have a large stuffed animal collection as well.

>> No.19062474

>>19062399
I wasn’t the Anon who wanted a truly evil wife. I was just tying to think of a happy ending for them.

>> No.19062475

>>19062465
The troop leader is guaranteed to be an old hag in disguise, I want a real little girl!

>> No.19062484

>>19062467
I feel its really because they are very early monsters. I think if KC had made them more recently, they would be a lot Jinko-like.

>> No.19062489

>>19062475
Small difference in tastes then. I prefer my lolis to be my age or a bit older.

But what makes you the scouts are any younger? For all you know, all those witches and familars under her command are just as old if not older than her.

>> No.19062493

>>19062428
>you'll never go through paladin training and end up on the SWAT team
>you'll never get along really well with that qt Amazon who's responsible for door breaches
>you'll never go out with the squad for a bar crawl after a long day of busting manticore venom dealers and humanboy rapedens
>you'll never spend hours going bar to bar downing all sorts of alcohol and playing stupid drinking games with the squad
>you'll never drunkenly stagger out of the last bar and into an Uber with her because she wants to make sure you get home safe
>you'll never have her follow you into your apartment and put you to bed
>you'll never pull her into your bed and flip the switch she's been holding back on for months
>you'll never wake up in the morning as the little spoon, tightly clutched to her chest as she gently snores behind you
>you'll never go back to sleep because both of you're off today and you might as well enjoy the cuddles

>> No.19062499

>>19062465
Maybe I would if the troop leader didn't had a stupidly nigh-impossible requirement to dick (being stronger than her)

>> No.19062502
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Knowing the consequences of being possessed and becoming an actor, would you watch a phantom play?

>> No.19062508

>>19062467
I never minded the public sex bit, personally. Actually sounds kind of hot.

>> No.19062511

>>19062502
Zero issues whatsoever. Done plenty of acting in my time, more than willing to do it with a cute chuuni ghost GF.

>> No.19062514

>>19062502
Only if the play is something really cheesy, like a stage adaption of Metal Gear Solid 3.

>> No.19062524

>>19062499
That's not a requirement at all.
It says that they'll usually release men that aren't "superior," BUT that men who come to adore them may run off with the Baphomets anyway. So it's more like they're less pushy about you staying if you aren't stronger, but they're not about to say no to a willing oniichan.

>> No.19062532

>>19062418
>A trio of Sabbath scouts knock at your door
>There is a redhead Witch, a typical Familiar and a shy looking loli Troll
>They offer you freshly made cookies and an invite to the next black mass
>The Familiar pushes the Troll towards you
>The Troll mumbles something about cooking with love
>The Witch then says that she looks forward to your visit at the black mass
>On their way out you hear them talking about how they should have made more cookies than just enough for one man
Would you go?

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>>19062418
The Sabbath is real and they post their propaganda on pixiv.

>> No.19062554

Are Kitsunes good mid-sleep adjusters? If I date one, can I look forward to waking up in the middle of the night to find her in lots of cute positions?

>Little spoon facing me, her head tucked under my neck
>Her back against mine, but all her tails wrapped around me like a cocoon of mofu
>Clearly still awake and eating something crunchy, but giving me serious ASMR vibes doing it
>In fox form curled up against my chest, because she had a nightmare and this makes her feel safe

What about Liches? They don’t sleep, but they’d still love to be in bed with you. What do they do for all that time?

>> No.19062557
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>>19062554
What does it mean to be a "good" mid-sleep adjuster?

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>>19062514
>>19062511
>Cheesy adaptation of mgs3
You are now imagining the chunniest of ghosts giving you a cheap bandana tonwear and singing this
https://youtu.be/_CbFAZ2ztlE

>> No.19062568

>>19062557
You don’t kick the other person out of the bed or ruin their sleep while you’re unconsciously getting comfortable.

>> No.19062571

>>19062568
Probably depends on the individual. Or species.
Inari are well known for their grace, but a Youko might "accidentally" give you a facefull of tails if she feels like getting a quickie in the middle of the night.

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>>19062538
On twitter too. They won't rest until being a lolicon becomes the norm.
They especially abuse men's weakness for loli tummy.

>> No.19062577

>>19062508
I wouldn't mind if it was just during the first rape, or every once in a while. But always? Nope, I can't handle it. Specially because I have a lot of (ironically femdom related) fetishes I wouldn't be comfortable with anyone else seeing, like getting wrestled down and raped or being bitchslapped into submission. Thus thanks to the public sex shit, I would be unable to actually act on them and be limited to vanilla rape.

>> No.19062582

>>19062524
We don't know what happen with men that go after them. As far as we know they end up with a witch or other Sabbath girl.

>> No.19062587

>>19062574
The only logical thing to do in this situation is SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE.

>> No.19062590
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>>19062582
Welcome to MGE, where KC assumes you are capable of connecting dots and don't need to have literally everything spelled out for you.

>> No.19062596

>>19062587
The only violence allowed against loli monster girls is sexual violence.
Nipple torture is recommended for correcting dissident lolis.

>> No.19062603

You know how there are videos of dog owners waking their dogs up with treats?

Could you do that with a Hellhound?

>> No.19062610

>>19062603
Never on video. Though likely privately on a special date like your birthday, anniversary or when she just finds out she is pregnant and her love for you overpowers her to the point she becomes temporarily submissive.

>> No.19062615

>>19062603
With dick for sure. With treats only if she isn't too prideful.

>> No.19062620

>>19062596
No, I'm pretty sure the only wood that immature hag is getting is the splinters from the table I'm suplexing her through.

>> No.19062622

>>19062603
Conversely, I bet there's more than a few videos out there of them waking up their husband with an inescapable blowjob.

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Remember to always be ready to be your hellhound's thunder buddy when the weather gets bad. Even if she doesn't say it out loud, she appreciates you being there for her.

>> No.19062682
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Boys that can't pay their loans to the Mofu Mafia are handed to Mafia Princesses to be forcibly married to them.

>> No.19062689

>>19062620
Well, I'm more into getting beaten up by a loli but I'm sure there are a few loli monster girls out there who get wet at the idea of getting suplexed by a man.

>>19062682
The mofu mafia is the single most dangerous crime entity out there. Everyone remembers when a pro-condom politician got elected and they stabbed him during his speech.

>> No.19062695

>>19062682
I like that delinquent kitsune can conceal weapons in their tails. And even the ones that don't would encourage you to pat down their tails just to be sure.

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>>19062695
Damn fluff sluts.

>> No.19062703

>>19062699
Don't try to play the race card, little miss. You're going to get searched if you want to go in.

>> No.19062712

>>19062647
>head pressed up against your chin, eyelashes tickling your neck
>nestled close up against your chest, her warm breath rolling over you
>fingers locked with yours, squeezing tight
>tail in a stiff curl, twitching at each sound form outside
>her whole body trembling, covered in goosebumps
>over the night she goes from leaning on you to hugging you tight
>her ears twitching at the pitter-patter of rain on the roof overhead
>she eventually falls asleep in your arms listening to your heartbeat

This kills the anon.

>> No.19062720

>>19062689
Don't try and spin this into something sexual, I'm making them pay for what they did to my daughteru.

>> No.19062726

>>19062720
What's wrong with a monster girl learning the joys of sex early on?

>> No.19062732

>>19062726
Everything, especially if they're shitty bullies who don't accept that not every Baphomet wants to be a little kid forever.

>> No.19062767

How old do you have to be to be a gyaru?
Could you get a perflat loli gyaru? Maybe in her big sister's clothes?

>> No.19062783

>>19062136
I want to tell a Wurm that wrestling is fake!

>> No.19062786

Monster girl lawyers offering pro bono work for men dealing with divorce and custody hearings with their human ex wives.

>> No.19062790

>>19062767
>loli gyaru
This is why we need hte onee-sabbath. This cannot be allowed to exist.

>> No.19062797

>>19062786
I wonder what would be more heartbreaking?
>An Amazon realizing that her husband flinches away from her when she tries to kiss him because of his abusive ex girlfriend.
or
>An adoptive Momster realizing that her son flinches away from her when she tries to hug him because he was abused in a different sense by his birth mother.

>> No.19062798

>>19062767
>How old do you have to be to be a gyaru?
Depends on the species, but I'd say as soon as the monster girl starts to develop her own personality.
>Could you get a perflat loli gyaru?
Of course. She can be a young loli, a loli baba or one of those eternal loli species.

>Maybe in her big sister's clothes?
>Big JK Gyaru Succubus lends her old outfits to her younger sister
>They then go to the mall together looking for a cute boy to tease and seduce

>> No.19062810

>>19062797
Momster.

>> No.19062817
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

>> No.19062818

>>19062797
>tfw you would smash your Waifu’s heart into pieces so small that even a fairy can’t pick them back up again

>> No.19062851

Monster girl doctors offering medical services only to single young men

>> No.19062854

>>19062851
Slutty.

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I want to marry my dark mage onee-chan

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>>19062851
Time for a medical check, huh.

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>>19062896
What a nice nee-san!

>> No.19062964
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Whats the best outfit for a griffon?

>> No.19062969

>>19062964
Gilded armor.

>> No.19062974

>>19062964
Im not a fashion guy, i just like seeing women in tank tops and jean shorts

>> No.19063033

>>19062851
>Unicorn opens a clinic
>"Virgin males who don't mind barn smell only."
>She can't bring herself to refuse services to everyone else
>She becomes the local doctor and often works for free

>> No.19063053

>>19062962
She's dressed a little weird though.

>> No.19063067

>>19062962
>Yes
What did you ask her?

>>19063053
That's a perfectly fashionable mage robe.
If you want one of those weirdos who wear outdated conservative clothing then go in the nearest magical library and grab the first nerd Witch you see.

>> No.19063073

>>19063067
If I was a wizard I'd exclusively wear dark-blue bathrobes with pictures of stars and moons on them.

>> No.19063096

>>19063073
All the magical species would give you lustful looks and wonder just what kind of delicious body is hidden behind those astral shapes.

>> No.19063099

I’m going to spread rumors that if you fuck a smaller girl (around 5’7 if you’re 5’11 or taller) doggy style, you and her will cum two times harder than normal. This goes triple for shortstacks.

It’s not true, but hopefully Demonic Energy will make it real. Smaller girls are for fucking like you’re an animal!

>> No.19063101

>>19062199
Is that new Oomukade art? Cute either way.

>> No.19063109

>>19063096
I would also wear pink bunny slippers just to taunt them.

>> No.19063128

>>19063067
>What did you ask her?
If she'd marry me and have lots of magical, love-filled baby-making sex, of course.

>> No.19063132

>>19063099
Sabbath would have multiple scientific papers on why smaller girls provide better sex.
>Smaller girls are for fucking like you’re an animal!
Submissive shortstack species especially.

>>19063101
Calling a gloomy centipede cute is like buying a ticket for the rape train.

>> No.19063134

Would you let a Phantom cook for you?

What if she made an overly dramatic video series displaying absurdly complicated recipes, getting so excited you couldn’t help but laugh?

>> No.19063163

>>19063134
I've not interest in cooking anime.

>> No.19063180

>>19063134
Well what's she making?

>> No.19063199

>>19063109
Don't be surprised when you get raped.

>>19063128
She already looks like she gave birth to a dozen daughters and that's when she's still a fairly young onee-san. MILF Dark Mages sound dangerous.

>> No.19063202

>>19063199
Can't rape a wizard when your tail is a banana.

>> No.19063215

>>19063096
What if the "delcious body" is overweight?

>> No.19063224

>>19063215
Well monstergirls only care if you're a complete asshole or not, so they'd no doubt be able to get off on someone overweight

>> No.19063275

>>19063163
This would be real life, not anime. So closer to Iron Chef.

>>19063180
https://youtu.be/3-qPrnI0-2M !

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Time to break a sweat, kid.

>> No.19063299

>>19063275
Iron Chef was inspired by a manga though. I forget what it was called but it ran in Shounen Jump in like the 60's.

>> No.19063308

>>19063296
I can walk downstairs to get French Toast.

>> No.19063323

>>19063299
If my memory is right, its either iron wok jan or mister ajiko

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>>19063296
>not posting superior innawoods-chan

>> No.19063384

>>19063335
Would shoot with a semen arrow, if you know what I mean.

>> No.19063392

>>19063384
Critical hit?

>> No.19063397

>>19063392
Gut shot.

>> No.19063460

Bakunyuu manticores are the cutest.

>> No.19063464

>>19063460
I want to beg a bakunyuu Manticore for a paizuri only for her to blindfold me and give me a tailpussyjob.

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>>19063460
What do they look like?

>> No.19063474

>>19063464
Truly tricksey creatures.

>>19063465
Smug but with massive breasts.
Perfect for making milking motions like they're cows and groping

>> No.19063522

>>19063464
Does she taunt you over the fact afterwards?

>> No.19063544

>>19063522
Of course, and during she'd make you say embarrassing things like how pleasurable her breasts are and how her you're willing to sacrifice your freedom just to get to cum in her chest.

>> No.19063553

>>19063544
>You thought you were cumming in these big old breasts of mine but in reality it was my tail!

See, now I'm curious to see if an ultra busty one like this would reserve you getting real paizuri from her like other manticore's treat their real pussy

>> No.19063555

>>19063465
She put a garter belt on her tail? Silly manticore.

>> No.19063567

>>19063555
Oops, meant to just say garter.

>> No.19063581

>>19062896
Why does fan canon have
Them as shotacons? Where did that come from?

>> No.19063607

>>19063581
Big tiddy onee-sans are natural shotacons.

>> No.19063612

>>19063581
Probably to contrast them more with witches, instead of a big brother they want a little brother.

>> No.19063623

Would Inaris, Youkos, Dragons, and other girls with shapeshifting abilities sometimes shift back to their animal forms?

If you marry an Inari and she has an exhausting day at the shrine, excising evil spirits and explaining to tourists that her blessings are actually real, would you come home to a white fox sleeping in a pile of your clothing?

>> No.19063624

>>19063607
I want my nee-san to have the biggest titties and try to seduce me when I move out.

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Bunyip high-res released on Enty. We can expect the making-of in the next few days.
Her eyes are so pretty.

>> No.19063648

>>19063640
cute

>> No.19063654

>>19063640
It might take a while though to get used to waking up in the night and sometimes just seeing those glowing eyes watching you as you lay there.

>> No.19063655

>>19063465
>all that sweat
Hmm, yes, yes quite
>all that liquid trickling down her tail
I need an adult.

>> No.19063658

>>19063624
I want my onee-san to be short and flat and keep sitting me in her lap way past the point it makes any sense.

>> No.19063667

>>19063640
Do post the high-res sometime plz.

>> No.19063669

>>19063612
So some yin yang shit?

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So my neighbor got his kids a basketball hoop and now I hear dribbling whenever I try to go and chill in the sun.
Kids sure love balls, huh.

>> No.19063681

>>19063623
Always maintain the headcanon that while they can shift into a full animal form, especially as a way to gain tribute or worshippers, it's like flexing a muscle and only a temporary transformation.

>> No.19063686

>>19063680
That they do.
Sabbath approved.

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>>19063680

>> No.19063724

>>19063686
Black sabbath?

>> No.19063729

>>19063724
They prefer the term chocolate sabbath.

>> No.19063735

>>19063640
I wonder if the prototype sketches will be interesting.

>> No.19063740

>>19063724
that joke kind of falls flat in this place

>> No.19063748

>tfw no nubile nubian anubis

>> No.19063754

>>19063623
It seems more logical for one's base natural form to be the most comfortable. If an Inari turns into a fox to sleep in your clothes she definitely has some underlying goal such as getting you to find her so cute that you start petting her.

>>19063654
It must quite the milestone for a Bunyip and her husband when he no longer has a jumpscare whenever he wakes up at night and sees her staring.

>> No.19063761

>>19063740
they are flat

>> No.19063785

I'm gonna eat the piggies (out)

>> No.19063786

>>19063724
Need a dark skinned Baphomet and Familiar in street clothes with shades.

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>>19063748
>hfw she hears this shit

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>>19063748

>> No.19063808

>>19063735
I'd be surprised if he knew he'd make her a lamia-type from the start. I hope we get to see a fluffy whitehound sketch.

>>19063785
Please use the proper term: cunnilingus.
P'Orcs get stressed out when men use food related words in their regards.

>> No.19063810

>>19062596
DO NOT nipple torture the poor lolis!

>> No.19063815

>>19063808
What, they don't want me to glaze the ham, prepare that roast, or stuff the pig?

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>>19063748
Graped or regular flavor?

>> No.19063822

>>19063820
Whichever one is a bigger hedonist.

>> No.19063825

>>19063099
>I’m going to spread rumors that if you fuck a smaller girl (around 5’7 if you’re 5’11 or taller) doggy style, you and her will cum two times harder than normal
5’7 hardly counts as smaller, she needs to be 5’3 or less.

>> No.19063828

I want to hug a houri!

>> No.19063841

>>19063820
What a long torso she has. She must get bullied over it a lot by all the girls with long legs.

>> No.19063873

>>19062783
Silly anon! Of course it is! That’s all happening inside the TV. There’s no one actually fighting!

>> No.19063887

>>19063202
Skidadle Skidoodle

>> No.19063894

>>19063132
But isn't giving a compliment to just about any girl the same thing?

>> No.19063900

What happens when a hakutaku makes a grammar mistake?

>> No.19063902

>>19063806
can't unsee short legs

>> No.19063904

So if Bunyips live in ponds and stuff and don't have any signs that they can breathe under water, how long do you think the average Bunyip can hold her breath?

How long do you think the average Bunyip can give oral sex without coming up for air?

>> No.19063909

>>19063724
I sprayed my keyboard with the milk I was drinking. Thanks

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Thats one silly cheap looking sword

>> No.19063920

>>19063680
Could one play fetch with a Hellhound?

>> No.19063923

>>19063724
Since the Baphomet is canonically the strongest in terms of physical abilities they'd probably be great at basketball.
Imagine a 4'4" girl slam dunking, adorable.

>> No.19063931

>>19063920
Definitely. You might have to convince her to let you throw the ball to her though.

>> No.19063932

>>19063894
Most girls aren't secluded bugs with a tendency to venom up and drug the first man they come across.

>>19063904
My first thought was a few hours.
If you want a real life comparison whales can hold their breath for about hours.
>Spoiler
This is the reason why undeads and other species who don't breathes are best for reckless irrumatio.

>> No.19063948

>>19063911
Gonna shit talk Amazon chiefs and their spray on abs right in front of everyone

>> No.19063959

>>19063932
for about 2 hours.*

>> No.19063963

>>19063948
YES SHE NEEDS A REAL SWORD NOT THAT BACKSCRATCHER

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>> No.19064039

>>19064030
Thick snek needs to lose weight.

>> No.19064041

>>19063132
What about licking a gloomy centipede's venom glands?

>> No.19064047

>>19064039
Thick snakes best snakes.

>> No.19064062

>>19064030
I don't know how silly this is, but the fact that her tail is so short makes her unattractive to me.
I need big long snakes.

>>19064041
You won't get raped but you will be strongly compelled to rape her.

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Reminder that the Sabbath are the villains of MGs.

>> No.19064101

>>19062015
What kind of monstergirl is this super fluffy snake?

>> No.19064102

Can a fairy wife use magic to become human-sized? I don't think I'm comfortable with the way they normally do it.

>> No.19064104

>>19064101
Bunyip. They're cute, have a lot of mofu, and are totally safe to hug.

>> No.19064105

>>19064075
I want a Kotoha Familiar to sit on my face.
>>19064101
Bunyip.

>> No.19064110

>>19064104
>>19064105
I realized it afterwards like an idiot just by scrolling. I don't remember bunyips being snake-like though so I didn't think it was.

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>>19064101

>> No.19064119

>>19064075
What happens to this poor man?

>> No.19064128

>>19063963
>ITS NOT MY FAULT THIS WAS THE BEST TREASURE THAT WURM HAD. I STILL FAUGHT HARD FOR IT!
>FAUGHT HARD? YOU THREW A BAG OF COOKIES TO HER AND ASKED IF WE COULD HELP HER CLEAN HER HOUSE. THAT IS LITERALLY A BACKSCRATCHER.
>MY HUSBAND MADE THOSE COOKIES! YOU HAD SOME TOO!

>> No.19064129

>>19064119
nobody knows

>> No.19064136

>>19064062
I can understand it. Bunyips are supposed to be one of the biggest lamiae.

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>>19063963
she found a better one

>> No.19064197

>>19064102
And can they shrink a husband down to their size?

>> No.19064202

>>19064196
Took me a little bit to realize what that sword was.

>> No.19064205

>>19064196
NEEEEEEERD

>> No.19064213

>>19064196
CUTE

>> No.19064214

>>19064196
What happened to this sword's original owner? Did they alp ?

>> No.19064226

>>19064214
Well it's not like Link wasn't wearing a skirt to begin with.

>> No.19064232

>>19064196
Now she'll finally be able to defeat that big and buff human knightess that captured her prince.

>> No.19064239

>>19064232
>human knightess
Surely you mean Ganondorkina the High Orc.

>> No.19064242

>>19064214
nah, the mermaids got himFish people do seem strangely attracted to him after all

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Gyaru ryus.
Y/N?

>> No.19064257

>>19064239
Nope, people mistake her for a monster because of her brutality and wildness but she's just a female knight looking for a boytoy.

>> No.19064262

>>19064226
>Gerudo Link
Prime Alp material. Fit to be bullied by those amazoness women.

>> No.19064268

>>19064242
Not if a fairy gets him first.

Like a certain companion of a certain wandering scholar.

>> No.19064294

>>19064254
I'd rather a super gyaru/delinquent fluffy kitsune who is super jelly of others because she doesn't have all nine tails.

>> No.19064307

>>19064294
>Why do I still have only three tails, I must have fucked ten thousand guys!
Poor slut, when will she realize that loving semen is immensely more potent?

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I was just reconnecting with my childhood through Dino Crisis and now I'm wondering what it would be like with MGs in it.

>> No.19064311

>>19064254
Not into it, but would fuck once or twice for some rain.>>19064257

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>>19064214
Either that or he went incubus and no longer had a need for the sword.

I like the idea of a pair of elves unknowingly becoming corrupted over time.

>> No.19064322

>>19064311
Don't know how that reply got there.

>> No.19064328

Monstergirls with puffy or inverted nipples?

>> No.19064338

>>19064309
>churio will never get the anime she deserves
Feels bad.

>> No.19064344

>>19064328
>inverted

Hell no

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>>19064205

>> No.19064354

>>19064328
Puffy works great for all small chests.
Inverted nipples are fantastic but only in the specific case of older lonely monster girls with very large breasts.

>> No.19064363

>>19064328
Busty tan lined minotaurs with inverted nipples!

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>>19064348
Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! You're a nerd! You're a nerd! Hey! Listen!

>> No.19064401

>>19064348
Why must you do this? Now I want to hug an amazon.

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>>19064242
>To make sense of mermaid sightings some people have pointed out that the vagina of female sea cows is very similar to that of a human female.The suggestion is that sailors may have had sex with manatees, and perhaps to cover up this act of bestiality, they may have claimed they had intercourse with a mermaid

>> No.19064414

I want Cheshire-sensei to teach me about purrjobs!

>> No.19064425

>>19064402
It beats going gay I guess.

>> No.19064435

>>19064414
I want cheshire senpai to watch some of the /fit/ sports girls start hitting on me.

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>>19064435
Ey there boy wanna shoot some hoops?

>> No.19064444

>>19064402
In the MGE world, they'd likely let women be on ships too.

>> No.19064448

>>19064435
I want to playfully torture cheshire-senpai after she turned my dragon girlfriend's golden coins into choco coins.

>> No.19064462

>>19064440
Not a huge basketball fan, and while she's cute, I'm thinking more beefy than trip.

Gotta get them muscles.

>>19064448
Define torture

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>>19064425
>It's possible to Alp into other kinds of the Succubus family, like Dark Priests, Amazoness, Nereids, Kunoichi and such

>> No.19064472

>>19064448
>Q:What type of men do monstergirls dislike?[10]

>A:They won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like "Killing people is fun!" or "causing others misfortune is fun!".

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>>19062817
Should I plant it?

>> No.19064483

>>19064462
Tying her up, surrounding her with a bunch of catnip and then maybe attaching a few vibrators onto her that always keep her on edge but aren't enough to make her cum. Bonus point if she's in heat.

>> No.19064484

>>19064476
Better give her a jar or pot of some kind, she obviously doesn't feel safe in open spaces.

>> No.19064494

>>19064483
Ah, OK.
That's fine.

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>>19064484
Don't forget to give her a bigger pot as she grows.

>> No.19064498

>>19064402
What classes does a cheshire teach?

>> No.19064514

>>19064498
Sociopsychology.

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>>19064498
Career Management.

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>>19062015
She just wants to speak to you

>> No.19064559

>>19064494
>>19064472
I can't believe you people thought I'd actually torture a cheshire like that, what kind of person do you think I am? I mean, look where we are.

>> No.19064566

>>19064553
Just spit it out already!

>> No.19064569

>>19064559
Anon, because of where we are is why I asked that.
You get one guy everyone now and then

>> No.19064570
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How many MGE grill releases have gone by without your favorite species type popping up?

>> No.19064586

>>19064553
Cute fluffy Bunyip!

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>>19064570
I don't think there's been any like her, aside from maybe the chaos girls.

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is yuel a shit girl?

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>>19064484

>> No.19064614

>>19064569
Well now you know thast I'm just a good old pervert. I forgot how I'd add some pleasure runes on her body too.

>>19064602
She's okay. There are better Erunes out there.

>> No.19064618

>>19064254
Is it possible to have a himedere gyaru?

>> No.19064631

>>19064600
I love waking up to MG butt in the morning

>> No.19064634

>>19064618
My heart says yes.

>> No.19064636

>>19064614
Well, that's good.
Just to ruin her too much, she's still got class in the morning.

>> No.19064664

>>19064338
At least a short series would be great.

>> No.19064674

>>19064636
It's not going to be something that just lasts one day. One hour for each coin missing unless she reveals what she did to them, if she doesn't then after she edges countless times she'll orgasm twice that amount with the same treatment!

>> No.19064675

>>19064440
Now I want to see a centaur try to play basketball

>> No.19064684

>>19064674
Well, hopefully you keep it for summer vacation, because you may be quite busy

>> No.19064698

>>19064553
>”I uh well uh um I uh”
>”What’s wrong cutie?”
>”Kyaaaaaa!”
>[HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE]
>”Thank You!”

>> No.19064708

>>19064684
Oh I wouldn't need to worry that much. She'd be tied up nice and comfy, being feed aphrodisiacs everyday and if she wants to go to class it will be with vibrators attached and the dragon controlling the intensity. People might find out and think that she's kinky though.

>> No.19064718
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What does an anubutt's fluff smell like?

>> No.19064725

>>19064718
Salty coins and milk.

>> No.19064746

Which girls would play RimWorld besides Anubis?

Would any of them mod it to hell and back?

>> No.19064759

>>19064746
I'd love to play RimWorld with a Wight of particularly small stature.

>> No.19064761

>>19064746
Lich.

>> No.19064777

>>19064746
I want to play Civ III with a Hakutaku

>> No.19064787

>>19064777
Prepare for angry lectures.

>> No.19064793
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What MG would enjoy playing Wolfenstein 3D?

>> No.19064794

>>19064787
one grope for every lecture

>> No.19064799

>>19064570
I wonder what will happen if you do the same to a Raiju or a Thunderbird.

>> No.19064819

>>19064787
Ive had that game since 01 and I still don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Maybe she can help me.

>> No.19064834
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>>19064718
Probably a mix of the scents they use during their baths (flowers, cinnamon etc.), and whatever exotic perfume they choose to wear. No matter what though, I'm sure they have some of the softest mofu around thanks to their meticulous grooming schedule.

>> No.19064835

>>19064718
Probably like kyphi. It was an ancient perfume used commonly by Egyptians made from frankincense, myrrh, mastic, pine resin, cinnamon, cardamom, saffron, juniper, mint, and other things. Given that they practiced bathing regularly and washed their hands and feet often, she probably smells really nice without it, too!

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>>19064602

>> No.19064840
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>>19064674

>> No.19064841
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>>19064834
>>19064835
>offer your hand for an anubutt to shake
>huff her arm fluff when she does

>> No.19064842
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19064842

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>> No.19064845

I want minotaur senpai to show up for DND!
A hugely muscled, scarred woman that's built like a tank and now has a cute little bard dhse wants to play

>> No.19064849

>>19064840
Sensei is cute, one can only hope that she has an ahego face that's just as cute

>> No.19064850

>>19064842
I refuse.

>> No.19064853
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19064853

>>19064602
Rude, Yuel's the stuff mofu dreams are made of.
Her voice is incredibly sexy too https://gbf.wiki/images/7/78/3040006000_v_175.mp3

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>>19064841
Be careful, Anubi don't take too well to being surprised like that. I bet if you did that to one, she'd be equal parts panicked and flattered, resulting in her tail going haywire.

>> No.19064855

>>19064840
Anon did the impossible. He removed a cheshire's smug and made her slightly regret her prank. She might have an ahegao later but that's fine.

>> No.19064862

>>19064553
Seeing her without black skin, black sclera and eerie pupils make her seem so harmless and innocent.
I want to hug her but we all know how that would end up.

>>19064570
I got my fill of favorites but it's been a while since we had a plant species, since Flow Kelp if my memory serves right.

>> No.19064863

>>19064853
FOR
BREEDING

>> No.19064868

>>19064853
She's meh, Socie might have a dumb hairstyle but she'd better. Unless we are talking about spanking, then it's Yuel for sure.

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>>19064854
I'd fluster her further by calling her Anubutt-san in front of everyone!

>> No.19064875

>>19064854
Sorry, that just make s me wanna grab her paw with both hands and bring it up to my face to kiss-only to huff it madly while feeling up her cute beans and stroking her fur!

>> No.19064880

>>19064761
Liches would build crazy weird looking bases that function much more efficiently than regular looking ones. And she’d selectively assign different colonists to specific combinations of drugs, tasks, and map areas to maximize productivity.

If you really want to see what a Lich is capible of, ask how they keep their tower running and stocked with ingredients. It’s a similar system.

>> No.19064887

>>19064863
Lots and lots of breeding. Would do Yuel enough to create a soccer team's worth of erunes.
>>19064868
Yuel and Socie threesomes are better than both individually, they get along too well to separate. Although I do prefer other erunes, those ones don't have tails though.

>> No.19064891 [SPOILER] 
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19064891

Oceancentaur soon, fellow stalkers.

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>> No.19064898

>>19064840
Someone save that cheshire!

>> No.19064901

>>19064891
Kelpies are scary!

>> No.19064902
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>>19064871
Well that Anubutt is going to have to save face somehow, and that probably means her cursing you! Of course, she'd have to take responsibility after that, meaning she'd drag you off to her place, tail wagging hard as she blushes madly.

>>19064875
Careful anon, doing that might land you with a job as that Anubis' personal paw groomer, massager, and footstool.

>> No.19064906

>>19064887
Socie and Yuel make the best pair but yes, Yuel is for breeding till there's a whole team of erunes.
Gotta rebuild the royal family somehow.

>> No.19064910

>>19064901
Wrong horse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocampus_(mythology)

>> No.19064941
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19064941

>>19064338
I wish.

>> No.19064972

>>19064570
Too bad it seems KC is done with harpies.

I like Gandharva the most of them, but the regular harpy is pretty nice too. Also it seems nice to be part of a Black Harpy's family.

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19064978

>>19064902
I'm not afraid of a nerdy dog's curses!

>> No.19064986
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https://twitter.com/ElakanMelon/status/997963164015673344

>> No.19064990

>>19064972
>done with harpies
I need my thick penguins KC!

>> No.19064996 [SPOILER] 
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19064996

>>19064978
You should be.

>> No.19065003
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19065003

Remember when?

>> No.19065006

>>19064990
Shortstack penguin girls who enjoy the cold, think men are one of them, and like seafood?

>> No.19065007

>>19064880
What’s the difference between a Lich and an Anubis when it comes to scheduling ability? I’m glad you asked!

Anubii work on the large scale and do best at indirect delegation. Liches pay close attention to detail and delegate directly to their minions. I mean subordinates. Finally, Anubises are type A personalities - until their husbands intervene. Liches are type B. Until their phylacteries shatter.

This is why an Anubis will excel at a game like Civilization or Total War, while a Lich will dominate at RimWorld or a RPG.

Give your wife lots of love!

>> No.19065011

>>19065003
Huh, she looks surprisingly busty

>> No.19065017
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A lewd image set of Kejourou just got released.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68847290
The pubes and yandere eyes really do it for me.

>> No.19065019
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19065019

>How do you like the flowers honey?

>> No.19065061
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19065061

>>19064990
>>19065006

>> No.19065064
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19065064

>>19065017
Nice.

>> No.19065075

>>19065006
>think men are one of them
What does this entail? I got my arm hair preened by a penguin once. Is it like that?

>> No.19065079
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19065079

>>19065017
>>19065064
Kej are love.

>> No.19065088
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19065088

>>19064996
What's she gonna do? Curse me to do my homework on time or something? Ha!

>> No.19065100

>>19065017
>a full butter-t image set
>not patreon paywalled
>with kejourou
Miracles do happen.

>> No.19065108

>>19065088
Thirteen generations of sexual impotence.

>> No.19065112
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19065112

>>19065108
I'll molest her ears until she lifts it.

>> No.19065121

>>19065088
Have you ever climaxed from the touch of a feather? That is the power of Curse of Anubis.

https://pastebin.com/4VdgigkF

>> No.19065241

>>19064553
About 2 seconds before her expression hardens and she just launches herself at the guy.

>> No.19065261
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19065261

Real dead hours.

>> No.19065273

>>19065017
Wow, those steamy hearts she's breathing out at the end. She's nowhere near done.

>> No.19065275

>>19065261
Shush, I'm watching jojo

>> No.19065295

>>19065275
New dub last night. Pretty good.

>> No.19065318

>>19065295
I'm watching Sub and just starting out.
Joseph (Part 2) is best boy.

>> No.19065329

>>19065318
>You will never be visited by the Aztec Goddesses of Fitness

>> No.19065335

>>19065261
I’m modding.
I doubt I’m the only guy here who likes to slap his waifu into his video games.

>> No.19065339

>>19065329
I dunno.
That shits kinda horrifying

>> No.19065340
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19065340

She sees your big ___.

>> No.19065351

>>19065339
Wouldn't you like to be their little kitten Anon?

>> No.19065353

>>19065340
Collection of homemade construction blueprints.

>> No.19065354

>>19065340
Family album

>> No.19065358

>>19065351
While I can admire their bodies and power, the shit they can do is kinda offputting.

>> No.19065364

>>19065358
>>19065351
Also, those golden bananas better keep away

>> No.19065399
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19065399

>These aren't my glasses

>> No.19065434
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>> No.19065440

>>19065434
Very scary.

>> No.19065446

>>19065358
>Three massively muscled pharaohs that are the equivalent of the pillarmen
>Anon is terrified sitting between them as they pose.

>> No.19065449

>>19065440
She's got her eye(s) on you!

>> No.19065457

>>19065446
Make one of them an Anubis and I'm in.

>> No.19065476

>>19065457
That would have to be Santana then, one that qualifies but is weaker than the rest.

Throwing her in, I'd still be terrified

>> No.19065496

>>19065446
>>19065476
Someone’s going to end up with wedding rings.

>> No.19065497

>>19065440
She's very sweet once you get to know her.

>> No.19065504

I want to see my Automaton go into Ripper Mode to protect me against a Paladin determined to kill the heretic.

>> No.19065506

>>19065496
I wouldn't mind it but I'd still probably be terrified.
They'd probably get fun out of teasing me with spooking me on occasion, at least until the stress starts causing other issues.

>> No.19065508
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>> No.19065524 [SPOILER] 
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19065524

I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens.

>> No.19065527

>>19065508
Who made this? The face kinda looks like KC style

>> No.19065544

>>19065508
So this is Succubi fashion?
Those thighs belong on a Wight.

>> No.19065554

>>19065496
Oh right... THOSE wedding rings.

>>19065506
>Mom(s) why is dad so afraid of you?

>> No.19065563
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19065563

>>19065527
This guy: https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/media

He does a lot of KC fan art, especially featuring girls who don't get a lot of fan art.

>> No.19065591

>>19065508
Thought she was wearing a shibari from the thumbnail.

>> No.19065626

>>19065563
Oh alright

>> No.19065666

Reminder that today is World Bee Day.

>> No.19065670

>>19065666
Give me the strongfat bumblebee girls satan-chan!

>> No.19065701

>>19065666
The best bee is one with a FAT abdomen and pretty bug eyes.

>>19065670
Bumblebees are too hairy and fuzzy, hell they don't even have a stinger to protect you with.

>> No.19065703

>>19065399
anon should have been more prepared when he left to explore the dungeon. Now he's the raid boss' toy.

>> No.19065710
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>>19065666
I like Bees with hips.

>> No.19065718

>>19065701
Bumblebees do have a stinger though.
In fact, they have one that lets them sting multiple times.
I want that bee mofu!

>> No.19065723
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19065723

>>19065710

>> No.19065729

>>19065723
It's hip to fuck bees m'kay.

>> No.19065730
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>>19065666

>> No.19065733

>>19065666
I want to tell a Hime Queen bee that It's hip to...

>> No.19065746

>>19065723
>Plant alraune girl in my garden
>Wait for the honeybee girls to show up
>?????
>Profit

>> No.19065777

>>19065723
Dman, those are some perfect tiddies.

>> No.19065797
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19065797

i wanted to draw a snek butt, stone snek won

>> No.19065807

>>19065797
Gonna slap that snek butt

>> No.19065811
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19065811

BRB, gonna go play in the mud.

>> No.19065831

>>19065797
Why not both?

>> No.19065837

>>19065797
twintails made of sneks are the best hairstyle

>> No.19065839

>>19065797
That's a heavy tail.

>> No.19065860
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19065860

Reminder that Wasp girls are NOT your friends. They're all ASSHOLES!

Find a nice bumblebee girl instead!

>> No.19065873

>>19065797
I'd let her turn me to stone if it meant copping a good feel of that lamiass.

>>19065811
Dorome along with most of the MGE3 girls deserve so much more attention and love but there are just too many good girls so it's hard to give them their due.

>> No.19065880

>>19065860
ground hornet girls bursting out of the earth to rape you while you mow the lawn!
Wasp girls bursting out of your shed to rape you when you go to get a tool!
jellowjacket girls travelling miles just to rape you because they hate you!
bug girls are gross and mean!

>> No.19065881

>>19064039
its more of a full body and not a weight issue its perfectly healthy

>> No.19065899

How does grocery shopping and errands runs work with you and your waifu? How do you avoid problems?

>> No.19065912

>>19065899
I'd do all the errands because my waifu would work most of the day and she wouldn't like doing them anyway.

>> No.19065935

>>19065899
I'd do some of the lighter stuff and she'd do the harder ones that require going somewhere far and such.
Shopping wouldn't be a problem I believe.

>> No.19065946

I just want to remind everyone that a Kikimora would instantly find your porn no matter how well you think it's hidden.
Yes, even that real nasty shit that you keep in a metal case under the floor of your shed.

>> No.19065954

>>19065797
The snek is cute, but needs a bit more butt for anal

>> No.19065955

>>19065860
>>19065723
I wanna honeybee to vomit her honey directly into my mouth

>> No.19065956

>>19065946
who the fuck even still owns physical porn

>> No.19065972

>>19065956
>He wants the FBI to know his fetishes

>> No.19065984

>>19065946
>kiki finds THOSE doujins
I'd be looked at like I was trash for weeks.

>> No.19065993

>>19065873
>Anon tries to slap a Medusa's ass
>He gets petrified and taken home
Good end?

>> No.19065999
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19065999

As the weather gets better, enjoy some time outside, get some sun with your friends.

Artist is Ramen, he's been drawing a lot of MG stuff this month, would highly recommend checking him out.
https://twitter.com/RamenWarwok

>> No.19066001

>>19065972
>he doesnt want fbi to share with him

>> No.19066009
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19066009

>>19065797
MGE Lamia have human skin on their buttcheeks.

>> No.19066011
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19066011

>>19065999
Warmer weather means these girls are now hunting for men to bite.

>> No.19066016

Inspired by this post: >>19065946

What would be your waifu's reaction to her finding your porn collection?
Presume she finds all of it, nothing tucked away.

You don't need to state the fetishes, especially if it's fucked up, just her species and her reaction.

How would you handle the situation?

>> No.19066020
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19066020

>>19066009
>angry cloacafag noises

>> No.19066029

>>19066016
>Dice say golem

I'd be up for it, she'd just be an extra large matron model

>> No.19066035

>>19066016
Anons married to any snek would get punished depending on what kind of Lamia she is.

>Why are you jacking off to porn when you have me?

>> No.19066038

>>19065899
I'd do some of the lighter stuff and she'd do the harder ones that require going somewhere far and such.
Shopping wouldn't be a problem I believe.

>> No.19066039

>>19066009
Source?

I've always assumed that their rear is covered in scales, but the front presents the human vagina. The shitter/pisser is located at the end of the tail. This way lamias don't piss from their human pussies, meaning they have the cleanest vaginas of them all

>> No.19066041

>>19066016
I'd immediately shoot myself

>> No.19066048

>>19066016
>>19066041
Pretty much this.

>> No.19066051

>>19065946
Will she put it back?

>> No.19066056

>>19065710
That's a wasp ain't it?
Confusing a wasp with a bee is a mistake you only make once.

>> No.19066059

>>19066020
what is she thinking about?

>> No.19066061

>>19066016
bah its all corruption and pregancy anyway
MGE girls are into that

>> No.19066062

>Bunyip uses just a tad too much force and you end up getting a lungful of water
>She isn't completely sure how to perform CPR but she's seen human swimmers do it once or twice
>You wake up almost half an hour later with a violently sobbing Bunyip performing sloppy chest compressions. She's broken three ribs.

>> No.19066066

>>19066016
Do nothing because she'll finally understand.

>> No.19066067

>>19065899
She’s an Inari. All the vegetables and fruits she picks out are perfectly ripe, and we leave the store with baskets full of tofu and rice wine. And a blissful fox humming a happy song.

Sometimes she acts like a much older and more dignified Kitsune despite only having one (extremely fluffy) tail. It’s really cute and fools everyone except other Inaris, who she disarms with unexpected tail fluffing.

>> No.19066070

>>19066062
>only 3
Anon breaking ribs is a normal part of CPR, I'd expect a hysterical monster girl to break a lot more than that.

>> No.19066071
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19066071

>>19066039
>Source?
That's the first volume cover you brainlet.

>> No.19066074

>>19066070
She's hysterical but still trying her best to be very, very gentle.

>> No.19066079

>>19065899
I'm a butcher, so I work most days, but my Shog wife would visit the store daily to buy groceries and fresh meat.
After a while, the local citizenry would be used to her presence.

>> No.19066083

>>19065899
Letting your chaos waifu do the shopping while you fuck her plenty is the best. Most people would be obvious to what's happening and just wonder why does your waifu has a maddening look of pleasure on her face.

>>19065993
After a day or two as her living dildo statue he'll get to slap her ass all he wants. Definitely a good end.

>> No.19066085

>>19066056
Kiira is a Killer Bee.

>> No.19066087

>>19066016
Well, the first thing that pops up is my commission folder of her and our daughteru, so my Kobold waifu would be just fine with that.

As she's my waifu she'd understand the reason for the other 145 gigs/161,768 files is that no matter how small, there's something specific in pretty much every image/doujin/video/etc. that I'd like to do with her and/or our daughteru.

>> No.19066093

>>19066071
All that shows is where the back meets the rear. There's no definitive view of a lamia's rear or mention of it in KC's works. Five pixels of a cover of a book that was released 8 years ago is not enough to go by

>> No.19066096
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19066096

I wonder if Beast would use the original idea he had for the battle mansion?
The one where POW's get to fight for freedom and losers get raped?

>> No.19066102

>>19066087
Fuck off quicksilver.

>> No.19066109

>>19066102
How rude.

>> No.19066110

Wonder how it would work if a Lilim got hold of and corrupted a death note?

>> No.19066120

>>19066110
Functionally equivalent to cupids.

>> No.19066122

>>19066051
She'll burn it and never mention it. If you bring it up, she'll grab your cheeks and say "Master, I will fuck you in ways that will terrify both of us. You do not need those sub par visual aids."

>> No.19066123

It would become a Love Note.

>> No.19066124

>>19066096
I want to wrap her hair braid around my dick.

>> No.19066125

>>19066122
I spent money on that.

>> No.19066131

I need a strong wife to suplex most of my family before brutally humiliating them.

I’ve been the target of abuse for years with no recourse and she wouldn’t stand for it!

>> No.19066133

>>19066110
Probably names written would turn people into monsters/incubi

>> No.19066138

>>19066016
I hope she’ll understand I got desperate when I didn’t have her and that she can rape away all of unpleasant history and tastes.

>> No.19066140

>>19066110
Basically fanfiction where the moral is always "and then they fucked"

>> No.19066144

>>19066039
KC hasn't specifically said anything in one direction or another, and he hasn't drawn any direct back shots of lamias, but there's a bunch of snakes he's drawn with kind of visible human buttocks. Seeing how this is MGE, you'd expect they have proper asses to grope and stick it into.

>> No.19066149

>>19066096
I thought the original idea for the mansion was that it was run buy a dragon & tanuki combo that leeches off the war effort?

>> No.19066154

>>19066125
Would you prefer if she sold it and used the funds to buy whatever gear is needed to satisfy your fetishes?

>> No.19066156

>>19066140
Seeing as it's been said most MGE monsters creativity leads to sex and they enjoy happier endings, this should be fine

>> No.19066163

>>19066156
I would show a monster some old classic movies like the blob

>> No.19066166

I want to zap a loli Raiju's clitty with a cattleprod!

>> No.19066170

>>19066154
No. She shouldn'r touch my things.

>> No.19066174

>>19066016
>hellhound
>"everything these old books can do, I can do better"

>> No.19066177
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>>19066120
This, but with built in monsterization into her perfect species. No need for Stabby Stabby

>> No.19066183

>>19066124
>Selene wants to be a proud warrior and fight the strong
>people are to fucked up on her lust aura to care
>the just hang back and shout their lewd desires to her.
Being sword Lilim is suffering

>> No.19066185

>>19066174
I mean, she's not wrong.
A book can't be strongfat.

>> No.19066189

>>19066170
How about she leaves the porn in the hiding place, but leaves a note on top saying “I can do this too, just ask!”

>> No.19066193

>>19066185
But can a Hellhound act as kindling in an emergency situation?

>> No.19066194

>>19066189
Well okay, but I don't want to inconvenience her.

>> No.19066199

>>19066185
>a book can't be strongfat
read "Jonathan Strange and Mr.Norell"

>> No.19066205

>>19066193
No but she can light it.

>>19066199
I'm not sure what this is

>> No.19066207

>>19066205
it's a good example of a strongfat book.

>> No.19066210

>>19066170
But she is your things.
She's your maid, and not just a regular maid. She's a Kikimora, a creature whose very genetics tell her that she exists to find a master and then serve his every need with everything she has. She belongs to you by her own will and she will do anything and everything to make you the best man you can possibly be.
Great men don't spank it to midgets farting on each other, they inseminate the women close to them and sire many offspring. She will see that responsibility carried out and not even the gods can stop her.

>> No.19066214

>>19066183
If all it takes is a little aura to break them, then they were not strong.

>> No.19066216

>>19066210
But I don't want too. She's just my maid.

>> No.19066217
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>>19066194
新入り! You underestimate the power of a メイド in love!

>> No.19066218

>>19065999
Damn Jabbers and their exceedingly long tentacles taking food

>> No.19066221

What happens to men in MGE who aren’t gay and absolutely don’t want to be a woman, but are terrified of a heterosexual relationship because of lifelong manipulation and abuse?

How does a monstergirl react to a non-asshole guy who is completely terrified to start even a friendship with her, because he has no idea how to set boundaries or have a healthy relationship?

>> No.19066232

>>19066217
I don't want to waste her time off.

>> No.19066234

>>19066221
Gentle acquaintanceship that evolves into friendship that evolves into love with subtle healing every step of the way. The best girls play the long game to try to improve the man they love into the person he wants to be.

Or they just jump his bones and let mana do the rest.

>> No.19066235

>>19066221
Nothing a Flayer can't fix. Also you'd be surprised how easy it is to fall into a relationship when one party is obsessed with sucking dick.

>> No.19066236

>>19066214
Strength is subjective

>> No.19066238

>>19066221
Healing. Lots and lots of emotional healing.
Or MAMANOMANNA if you wanna be that guy.

>> No.19066240

>>19066221
that sounds like a convoluted mess of bullshit you are making up to put yourself down and no matter what anyone here tells you your response is gonna boil down to "but I'm so pathetic no monster girl would ever want me"

>> No.19066242

>>19066240
I keep biting the bait hoping it will help someone out besides him.

>> No.19066248

>Watching Gaki No Tsukai with an Inari
>Laughing your ass off at Absolutely Tasty
>You both agree to try it yourselves
>You, her, and your top 3 monstergirls all show up at her shrine

The premise is that you take a classic dish, like pasta or mochi, and put some weird spin on it that you’ve always thought would be interesting to try.

What dish do you all start with, and which two variations do you serve?

>> No.19066249

>>19066236
No it fucking isn't

>> No.19066272

>>19066249
People have different ideas to what strong means anon.

>> No.19066283

>>19066272
I’m willing to agree that there are different types of strengths (strength of will, strength of mind, strength of body etc.) but it’s pretty obvious which kind we’re talking about here.

>> No.19066295

>>19066234
That’s the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard. It’s right, too. He’d meet a Gremlin at a cafe or a Unicorn out on a hike, and their pure intentions and happiness would be so obvious he’d have no choice but to let them in a tiny bit. Monstergirls are a lot of things, but they’re basically never traumatizing.

Plus Gremlins canonically act like the girl from Nichijou who pulls out weapons from nowhere to gun down the guy she likes. You couldn’t help but laugh.

>>19066240
I’m pretty sure any monstergirl would want me. I’m not a murderer or evil, and that’s all it takes. I’m also not a weirdo and my life is pretty put together! But I like stories of healing and think enmeshed relationships are a special kind of awful. How do you learn to form boundaries as an adult? You can’t trust anyone enough to have them teach you!

>>19066235
How would they fix him, though? Someone with a history of manipulative abuse would rather carve their brains out with a hammer than go near a girl who can literally mindfuck them. A Shoggoth could probably manage it just by being so protective that they feel safe enough to open up. And a Kili could do it too, just to one up all the Shoggoths out there.

>>19066238
Mofu provides both.

>> No.19066313

>>19066295
We need more gun-dere

>> No.19066322

>>19066295
There’s been an anon that keeps shitposting about how nobody and no monster could ever love him that asks questions similar to what you did. You’re fine.

>> No.19066340

>>19066322
I don't think there's just one.

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>>19066322
>>19066340
Its a general thread on /jp/, stick around long enough and you're bound to see self-hate posts that are eerily similar.

>> No.19066378
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Chuuni demon wife!

>> No.19066379

>>19066367
inb4 someone freaks out and says this isn't a general when it is one in all but name

>> No.19066390

>>19066378
More like Succubus.

>> No.19066393

>>19066214
>LaughingIndrick.jpg

>> No.19066395

>>19066390
>Any succubus
>Fighting
>Ever

Nope

>> No.19066401

>>19066378
She's a lord of Avernus! A lord!

>> No.19066402
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big strong snakes?

>> No.19066406

>>19066395
So you've been under a rock for the last few months I take it.

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>>19066395
>

>> No.19066427

>>19066406
>>19066407
He's obviously from /tg/.

>> No.19066453

>>19066041
>>19066048
That bad huh?

>> No.19066455

You wake up in bed with your Waifu right now. Most of your life up until this moment has been a nightmare, and you’re actually living happily in MGE.

You’re understandably freaked the fuck out at this.

What does your Waifu say to comfort you?

>> No.19066465

>>19066144
Also its perfectly possible that the butt on KC's lamias is purely for groping and a pad for if the lamia wants to sit down. Their actual anus could still be located further down the tail end.

>> No.19066466

>>19066455
"I'm here"

>> No.19066469

>>19062433
The eyes remind me of Sandwich, but the breasts are far too small.

>> No.19066474

>>19066453
The things I wank to and the things I'd want anywhere near my ideal waifu scenario are two extremely different things.

>> No.19066480

>>19066453
Yes
I don't like the things that arouse me

>> No.19066481
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>>19066378

>> No.19066483

>>19066035
>Lamia finds her hubbiy's porn collection
>Studies it intently
>Spends weeks noting down everything
>After several weeks she confronts her hubby and berates him relentlessly for having porn
>Forces him to delete every last bit of it
>From then on out, she uses the things she learned to better cater to her hubby's fetishes

>> No.19066498

>>19066455
Probably something along the lines of, "Shh, it's ok, it's ok, I'm here for you. I promise that whatever happened in there won't out here, I'll make sure of it."

>> No.19066534

>>19066455
>everything I have strived and toiled to create, learn, and teach was a dream
I don't think I'd be able to be consoled, even by a waifu

>> No.19066546

>>19066481
Cute, would humour and play to her chuuni side.

>> No.19066556

>>19066455
Shit. I hope I can remember some of the dream because there are some parts of this world I want to bring into the “”real”” world. Also, I better have a good life there or I’m going back to bed.

>> No.19066573

>>19066481
Why be dark flame master when you already have superpowers?

>> No.19066581

>>19066534
Not EVERYTHING. You’re still yourself. But your life as you remember it happened in MGE, and was significantly better.

You’re still yourself and all your memories are valid, they’re just happier and filled with Waifus.

>> No.19066589

>>19066573
'cause then you'll be dark flame master squared

>> No.19066596

>>19066581
Computers don't exist in medieval fantasy

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>>19066596
Not yet anon, not yet.

>> No.19066626

>>19066556
If the stuff Gremlins casually salvage from the Lost Civilization is any indication, MGE is significantly higher tech than us. High technology is just much rarer. If you’re from /tg/, it seems almost like Exalted.

Your actual life and your dream one are pretty much identical, aside from a few major differences that are entirely positive. Like monstergirls existing.

>>19066596
It’s extremely high fantasy medieval with essentially magical technology lying around in ruins. If you lived somewhere like Polove, were casual friends with a Gremlin, had the will and aptitude to learn magic, or even knew a magical or godlike monstergirl, you could approximate everything a computer does pretty easily. And your life is explicitly a good one, so at least one of those things is true. A lot of it would be bullshit magic handwaving, but it could happen.

Sure, the other people with computer-type technology or magic would be genki shortstacks, silly wizards, Automatons failing to act normal, human shitposters, and Polove shills, but that’s not much weirder than 4chan.

>> No.19066631

>>19066623
A Gremlin could probably devise an equivalent to Charles Babbage's analytical engine.

>> No.19066638
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>>19066402

>> No.19066639

>>19066455
>>19066581
Well if my life in MGE was better, I guess that my waifu saying "Sh. I am here with you my love" would be enough.
However, something like "Hmm? What about your parents? But you told me you were an orphan Anon" would be very fucked up.

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>>19062015

>> No.19066649

>>19066626
>Gremlins posting absurdly complicated blueprints asking how they can increase the orgasms per minute of an automated fleshlight drone swarm
>Magic vs Science shitfights
>Old Inaris who keep posting their prayers as comments because they don’t know how the magicnet works
>Threads that start with “HUMAN DICK IS BEST, WHO’S WITH ME?” And end with thesis length posts about why mofu is softer than dragon pussy/why dragon pussy is the absolute best
>Liches who refuse to type in caps
>Neets mocking wagecuck girls who actually hold jobs

It would be wonderful.

>> No.19066654

>>19066647
Who is it. Loen?

>> No.19066667

>>19066626
>had the will and aptitude to learn magic
>you could approximate everything a computer does pretty easily

Good god. Magic is a programming language.

>> No.19066739

>>19066647
Is this a Lich?

>> No.19066740
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>> No.19066744

Would a bunyip laugh if I told her I wanna put a bun in her oven?

>> No.19066749
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>>19066740
Those men are in mortal danger. Someone has to warn them!

>> No.19066752

>>19066744
Depends where you are in your relationship.

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>>19066740
>Asanagi
No.

>> No.19066756

>>19066740
For breeding.

>> No.19066758

>>19066740
Me on the top left.

>> No.19066776

>>19066740
Would breed those girls and remove those men

>> No.19066778

>>19066740
His pics are always a mix of hotness and disgust

>> No.19066779

>>19066749
They are blushing and it's asanagi. They'll be broken by the cock in no time.

>> No.19066787

>>19066744
>Hey babe, wanna put the "bun" in "bunyip?"

>> No.19066791

>>19066776
>Trying to steal someone's fish
That's how you end up getting wrecked.

>> No.19066796

>>19066791
>Stealing fish
What?

>> No.19066807

>>19066649
>inari sends you an incredibly worried text message about a mysterious "chain email" she received that morning
>she was absolutely sure she sent it to all her friends to protect you from "the curse" but she still wants you to come over so she can protect you

>> No.19066813

>>19066796
Girls, anon.

>> No.19066817

>>19066455
Given everything that has happened so far, I'd need more than my wife to snap me out of it.
It'd be weird trying to connect the dots between the work and research I did in the "dream" and the stuff I did in the "real world".

>> No.19066821

>>19066813
Hey, don't post that artist then.
We all know that's gonna be shit.

>> No.19066827

>>19066455
>It worked!

>> No.19066831

>>19066626
Remember that horrible idea that we're living in a dark post-apocalyptic future of the MGE world?

What if instead, the MGE world is the bright future of this world?

>> No.19066841

>>19066821
Anon the characters in that image all have canon love interests.

>> No.19066853

>>19066841
That I call bullshit on

>> No.19066862

>>19066853
Just gander at Granblues character list you nitwit.

>> No.19066864

>>19066841
If anything only Sturm has it, but no one cares about that since they are more like Jessie and James.

>> No.19066867

>>19066841
>lying
Anila has no one, she's just friendly with everyone and especially (you), Beatrix is a comic relief character and Sarasa is a dumb battle maniac who doesn't fully understand love.
Sturm you could make an argument for but her and Drang are more like irreplaceable partners/friends than lovers, both are pretty (you) sexual in valentines scenes.

>> No.19066870

>>19066455
>"[Anon's age] years? Why it's only been a few hours since you went to sleep," she explains to Anon as he rests his head on her lap [or equivalent if she doesn't have legs] and caresses his hair. Like a floodgate opened, Anon's memories of his life before the dream come pouring in.

(writing isn't my strong suit)

>> No.19066878

>>19066862
Play the game.

>> No.19066887

>you mistress will never pump you full of manticore venom and whatnot and then unleash you at her maid

The maid gets a reward!

>> No.19066892

>>19066862
Silly secondary, just because there's guys in the game it doesn't mean everyone's paired up. Very few are.

>> No.19066893

Is it bad etiquette to make a story based on the story of someone else? Because I really want to make one based somewhat off of https://pastebin.com/ds8jH8ER/
I feel like there aren't that many good automaton stories. Not that my story would be good.

>> No.19066895

>>19063904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviuTfdfArM

>Being in a group with some friends
>One of them spots the Bunyip watching you from the water
>There's a few other guys in the group but her eyes are focused on you and you alone
>You're starting to get a bit paranoid, one of the bigger blokes tells you to stop being a pussy and to go talk to her
>When you're no farther away than striking distance, she leaps out of the water to try and catch you
>You just barely dodge her, the huge fluffy lamia seeing your widened eyes and just... SLIDING BACK into the water, no movement of her arms or anything
>Like an actual fuckin' snake
>Each time she jumps out, she only aims for you, the feeling of being hunted growing and growing
>The guys start to fear for you, moving farther away from the water so you all can continue to get wasted
>The Bunyip has been gone for hours at this point, and you need to piss like a race horse
>No sooner than you get to the water do you see a pair of golden, avaricious eyes looking at you from just below the depths
>You're about half a mind to book it, but before your legs do their work the Bunyip strikes, rearing up and wrapping around you to the point you can't even move
>The wind leaves your lungs as you fall over, unable to call out to your mates
>Her face is flushed, tugging your peck out of your pants awkwardly, as if she's never seen a penis before
"Oi! He's being wrestled by a feather duster!"
>Your friends see you and start laughing, since to them it appears as if a giant creeper of hair and fluff is on top of you
>But the reality is a lamia in the mood is thrashing against you, grinding and stifling your yells for help with her lips
>Her body is soft and pliant, her fur luxurious, you feel like you're on a bed of cotton and warmth. The Bunyip's pussy is a vice of white hot woman-flesh, milking and flexing against you with its muscles
>By the time it's over, you've got marks like tier treads on your body from her scales
>All she does is tell you to come back later, stammering out a 'cunt' afterwards

>> No.19066908

>>19066887
>tfw your mad scientist gf needs you to cum inside her creations to power their metamorphosis.
It's a similar feel.

>> No.19066914

>>19066893
Unless you're plagiarising then it's ok I guess

>> No.19066924

>>19066740
Adequate amounts of short, superfluous amounts of stack. I don't say that often, but yeesh.

>> No.19066942

>>19066895
You're pretty alright, anon.

>> No.19066943

>>19066654
Reminds me of him. I thought he was dead, though

>> No.19066949

>>19066924
I disagree, I like that amount of stack on those girls

>> No.19066954
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>>19066943
Because that IS Loen. He even popped up many threads ago.

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>Lich explains her love for you

>> No.19066959

>>19066949
While all of them except the human make my sense of proportion gag, I can respect your opinion.

>> No.19066961

>>19066956
What a nerd!

>> No.19066975

>>19066956
Wait do liches have heart beats?

>> No.19066980

>>19066975
MGE undead are not really undead

>> No.19066981

>>19066956
Man, I love Liches.

>> No.19066985

>>19066975
only when she sees you.

>> No.19066989

>>19066975
Nope.

>> No.19066994

>>19066985
I like your answer the best.

>> No.19067001

>>19066985
>MFW I already used this
It's a great idea, isn't it?

>> No.19067010

>>19066954
What a sad qt

>> No.19067026

Would a Hellhound allow head pats?

>> No.19067038

>>19067026
You can strike a match off her tits too.

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>>19067026
Yes.

>> No.19067044

>>19067026
They may well demand them.

>> No.19067056

>>19067026
yeah but telling anyone will get your pelvis smashed

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>> No.19067081

>>19065524
sauce pls

>> No.19067093

>>19067081
Use SauceNAO you fool.

>> No.19067111

>>19066895
Neck yourself bollocks

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>>19066961

>> No.19067125
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>>19066649
>modern MGE Internet
>lonely MGs of all ages
>lolis, teens, young adults, cakes, older, ancient, eldritch
>human boys and men are treated like women are on real life dating sites

Internet dating sounds really cool on the MGE world.

Thinking about it other than a chance encounter Internet dating sites seem like one of the few places you'd actually meet the more antisocial or gloomy MGs.

>> No.19067142

>>19067125
sauce for game

>> No.19067150

>>19067120
I like these drawings.

>> No.19067155
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19067155

Today marks my four year anniversary with Jabberwock! The years feel like they go by faster, but I still love her just as much as before! This was a fantastic gift from Ramen, the artist, so thanks to him for this wonderful pic! There are so many little details in it that make it really polished!

>> No.19067244

>>19066956
I need her to extrapolate on the 'Other' reasons.

>> No.19067248

I want to use my cum as massage cream while giving my waifu a full-body deep tissue massage!

>> No.19067250

>>19067155
Very cute!

>> No.19067285

>>19067125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

>Blood from eyes
>Darkness
>From Beyond The Stars

>> No.19067301

>>19067120
A cute nerd

>> No.19067310

>>19067155
Four already? It's wonderful to see the dedication to her last this long, here's to four more wockfag.

>> No.19067317

>>19067248
While I'm sure they wouldn't object, why waste it on their skin? It's much more therapeutic & beneficial if they swallow it. Most Succubi fashion magazines recommend a minimum of swallowing one to two loads for stress relief and healthier skin. They even have dieting tips for the husband to make it more potent & flavorful.

>> No.19067331

>>19067026
Of course she would. Just don't tell her friends the things she says and does while you're scratching her chin, rubbing her ears or patting her head.

Otherwise, she'll drain you so hard, you won't be able to think right for a month.

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>>19067026
I wanna molest a Hellhounds fluffy ears!

>> No.19067352

>>19067310
I wonder how long other anons have been with their waifus.

>> No.19067354

>>19067155
Your dedication is admirable .

>> No.19067364

>>19067348
I just desire to molest a hellhound, be she oppai loli, shortstack, or muscled mountain

>> No.19067367

>>19067352
One and a half years for my wife and I.

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>>19067352
I've been lusting after Medusa for twenty four of my thirty years now.

I have issues.

>> No.19067377
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>>19067331
Which thing? How she curls up in my lap with a goofy smile while I rub her ears, or how her leg twitches when she gets tummy rubs? Or is it how she'll try to nuzzle her head up under my hand if I try to move it away? Or how sometimes when I come home she's waiting by the door with her tail wagging, ready to pounce on my for affection?

>> No.19067400
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Hellhounds are cute. CUTE.

>> No.19067423

>>19067377
Those things, anon. Go ahead and tell her girlfriends. Better yet, post it on Facebook. She'll LOVE it.

>>19067400
Hellhounds are best of the best girls.

>> No.19067427

>>19067352
Five years at the end of this one. Can't believe what started as a high school romance delusion became so "real"

>> No.19067436

>>19067400
What game does she want to play?

>> No.19067449

How short is a shortstack Rata?

>> No.19067457

>>19064853
i just meant what y'all thought about her but i agree she is pretty great

>> No.19067458

>>19067449
Probably 4ft

>> No.19067490

Aren't there this kind of lamp flower in the MGE world? Imagine having a room full of those as you cuddle with an MG wife.

>19067377
How controlling are hellhounds over their husbands? Could some be fairly lenient?

>> No.19067514

>>19067369
Sauce?

>> No.19067526

>>19067125
>Taking a cocktail of herbs and opiates
>Your skin is clammy, despite the summer heat outside. Your room is only lit by the candles you've surrounded yourself with. Basalm, Sandalwood, Myrrh. To help you focus.
>It's time to begin: You start to focus your mind, past the Milky Way, into the impenetrable darkness that rests beyond human eyes and senses.
>Time becomes an illusion to you, you know your physical body is in your apartment, naked, sitting in a chalk circle of runes. But every day seems to last a lifetime as you travel.
>Eventually, in that singular darkness you find yourself on a plain, much like a beach. Shoggothes wallowing in the shallows of the fetid mires.
"You... you are a light."
>You're no longer alone, a vaguely humanoid shape standing near you, her face a porcelain white against the blackness surrounding the two of you.
>Her shape shifts and undulates, out of your sight. Her face remaining the only constant as a hand with fingers too long and with too many digits touches you. TOUCHES YOU.
"A small flame in this darkness. But... it's pleasant."
>You're frozen in fear when she opens her eyes, three red irises with cat's eye pupils fusing into one to match yours. It takes all of your strength to remember the mnemonics to pull yourself back.
>Your consciousness soars back through the inky depths of the Outer Rims, into the Milky Way, back to Earth. The entire time she's following you, keeping pace like the moon above head.
>You have to choke back every urge to scream in terror when you come back to your senses in your room. You feel like you've aged countless eons but your body is untouched. So far.
>One of the shadows your body is casting grows darker, longer. There's a giggle when a hand, followed by an arm, and then the rest of the woman from beyond the stars follows.
"I found you~"

>> No.19067539

>>19067449
Dwarves who are shortstacks would've been better than the somewhat disturbing design they have.

>> No.19067544

>>19067539
That's the general sentiment.
Lord knows I'd bend a shortstack dwarf over a table and fill her 'book of grudges'

>> No.19067547

I want to play cum on my Kiki maid's face while she sleeps!

>> No.19067554

>>19067547
Anon, that's not funny. Do you know how hard the pillows are to clean afterward? You could at least have the decency to aim for her mouth.

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>>19067436
I bet Hellhounds really like play-fighting/rough-housing.

>> No.19067568

>>19067554
That's not the point of the game anon! The point of the game is to get her as messy as possible!

>> No.19067587

I want a Lich to jerk me off as part of a medical procedure, but give me the biggest orgasm of my life.

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>>19067514
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=19583270

Full version right here for ya bud.

>> No.19067634

>>19067125
Source on the pic?

>> No.19067638

>>19067610
why'd you have to remind me of smite
Arachne best girl

>> No.19067644

>>19067638
I do most of my stuff with at least a 50/50 chance of it being a shitpost. Usually. Other times it's just drunken whinging.

>> No.19067660

>>19067638
That's not how you spell Old Wa.

>> No.19067695

>>19067490
>How controlling are hellhounds over their husbands? Could some be fairly lenient?

Well they aren't noted for pride or possessiveness. Provided you are safe and they get to ravish you routinely they can likely be pretty lenient.

>> No.19067718

>>19066455
nothing and scratches my head while i rest on her midriff

>> No.19067734 [SPOILER] 
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Name one fish cuter than this.

>> No.19067742

>>19067660
Old Wa, Da Ji, Arachne, and Medusa are all the best girls. I want Da Ji to sit on my face.

>> No.19067745
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Is it a sin for a paladin to impregnate a tiefling?

>> No.19067750

>>19067745
Knowing the Chief God, it's most likely a sin for a paladin to impregnate anything other than a human woman.

>> No.19067760

My Dire Wendigo waifu is learning how to help lost travellers without scaring them half to death. She just can't help how worked up she gets when she starts to chase someone down. Trust me I know.
>>19067742
I want demon serqet(the purple one) to tease me with her poison tail.

>> No.19067765

>>19067560
What about hide and seek?

>>19067734
What happens if a mermaid wears a merrow's hat?

>> No.19067771

>19067745
>>>/tg/

>> No.19067780

>>19067750
But if a paladin impregnates a tiefling, he's turning her towards the light!

>> No.19067791

>>19067765
>spoiler
She wouldn't change into a merrow, but she would become more lustful.

>> No.19067796

Bogan Bunyip twins with rust colored fur when?

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>get cornered in the hallway by a Tzeenchette
>"It's no use now, my dear, sweet Anon. You have no idea of the many thousands of plans I have for you, all currently in motion. I need but pluck a single string in this majestic tapestry I've weaved you into and, one way or another, you'll become mine. Forever and ever~"
>just then a khornette picks you up and throws you under one arm
>"C'mon, cutie. We're goin' on a date."
>"W-...Wuh? W-wait, come back! Anon's mine!"

>> No.19067821

What if there was an underwater ball with merfolk monstergirls? Tritonias are already "dressed" for the occasion.

>> No.19067824

>19067807
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.19067831

>>19067560
i'd like to instantly lose to a hellhound

>> No.19067832

>>19067807
>she goes with the "merely pretending" excuse

>> No.19067927

>>19067831
Me too. You have good taste.

>> No.19067931

>>19067526
Don’t do drugs kids.

>> No.19067935

>>19067821
It could be held in that one place where land dwellers can magically feel like they're not underwater.

And bunyips could show up.

>> No.19067939

>>19067931
The only thing I huff is fluff

>> No.19067944

>>19067939
What does fluff smell like? I’d imagine my Inari girlfriend blushing bright red if I asked to smell her fur.

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>>19067939
That is exactly the sort of thing he was warning against.

>> No.19067952

>>19067944
I like to imagine that a hellhound's fluff smells different depending on the occasion. Sometimes she smells like cherry wood smoke. Sometimes she smells like some hickory smoke. But her smells would still be best smells.

>> No.19067975

>>19067352
Just about the same amount of time, now.

>> No.19067980

>>19067352
Seven years now.

>> No.19067985

>>19067352
Around 3 years maybe?

>> No.19067994

>>19067352
2 years and 8 months!

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>>19067821
>>19067935
Come on down to your local Ryugujo! Free Tamate-Bakos to the first 10,000 visitors! Otohime approved!

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>>19067352
6 years, hooked after the second chapter

>> No.19068009

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to take care with loli cheshires and bunyips, they don't understand that Joseph Part 2 is the best Jojo

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>>19067352
Almost 5 months now.

>> No.19068020

>>19068003
Damn, I remember when I saw the first three chapters of EMG being posted on /a/ just as translation came out. Can't believe I've been on this boat for this long.

>> No.19068021

>>19067352
I can't even remember how long it's been. How long has it been since we saw hellhounds? Because it was the moment we first saw them.

>> No.19068032

>>19067952
Could you imagine taking a vacation to the MGE version of Lake Tahoe with a Hellhound, and staying on a modern but comfy condo overlooking the lake?

Falling asleep wrapped tightly in her arms, worn out from a long day of hiking and swimming, breathing in the smell of a roaring campfire as you feel her paws pressing you further into her chest.

>> No.19068035

>>19068009
What do they think is the best? Jolyne?

>> No.19068045

>>19068032
God, that sounds fucking amazing. Portals when?

>> No.19068046

>>19068035
Anon please.
Joseph (Part 2/3) is the best.

>> No.19068052

>>19068009
All Jojos are shit. Kira is the best

>> No.19068061

>>19067352
One whole year in august
I'd post a pic but she's not a Monster Girl, although I often wonder what kind she would be

>> No.19068067

>>19068046
Exactly. They don’t know any better and have bad taste.

>>19068052
I’d like to be Kira with a Shoggoth. Completely normal, but Shoggy takes care of things that might go wrong

>> No.19068082

>>19068009
>>19068035
>>19068046
Josuke Part 4 and Johnny are objectively the best and only people with bad taste in monster girls would say otherwise.

>> No.19068110

>>19068082
EAT SHIT ASSHOLE! FALL OFF YOUR CENTAUR!

>> No.19068118

>>19068003
The monmusu world is such a cockblocker in some ways. Like the "interspecies cultural exchange accord."

Too bad MGE doesn't have a manga series. There's just that one Wonderland doujin as far as I know.

>> No.19068119

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68850580

Commissions posted and one of them has a new alt! Bless diathorn, he's a pretty fuckin cool guy/10.

>> No.19068120

>>19067997
There's more than one ryugujo?

And do aquatic monstergirls live in underwater houses?

>> No.19068124

>>19068009
I’m gonna take a vacation with my vampire waifu! Specifically here:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/DIO's+Mansion,+Al+Abageyah,+Qism+El-Khalifa,+Cairo+Governorate,+Egypt/@30.0377138,31.250506,17z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x145840b02e2e9b37:0x954592a01a12ef60

>> No.19068131

>>19068120
>TL Note: There are multiple ryugujos ruled by different otohime. The facilities in the castle towns and the events held in them differ by the taste of the rulers (otohimes) or nature of the denizens.[1]

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>>19068119
>incest adultery

>> No.19068140

>>19068131
Cool. Imagine what they look like. Sea anemones in windowsills, seaweed "trees," happy merfolk out on a stroll (swim), fish swimming about like birds on land...

>> No.19068142

>>19068135
You think you're hot shit don't you, posting this every time someone wants to dick the daughteru?

>> No.19068156

>>19068135
I don't choose what tags he tags the picture with anon, and it's not like I'm cheating on them or anything. It's how mice work!

>> No.19068178

>>1906814
That sounds really comfy.

I’d like to see the tidal pool one with urchins and slugs and sea cucumbers and stuff.

>> No.19068222

>>19068178
I got the inspiration form the beginning of The Little Mermaid (the original story).

If it was an MGE world story, it'd probably be a lot lewder and no tragic ending.

Also it would sound something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjQxhOXco_k

>> No.19068239

>>19068222
Why did you delete it?

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>>19068118
>The monmusu world is such a cockblocker in some ways. Like the "interspecies cultural exchange accord."

You do realize the accord only applies for as long as they are an exchange student, right? The yuki-onna in the series outright has her former host as a fiancee now that she's completed her homestay.

Also, its pretty blatantly shown that many of the exchange students ignore the "no sex" rule. The Expo basically had the meeting rooms for homestays be sex rooms for the new couples. So long as the couple is at all private about it nobody cares.

Kimihito just has the misfortune of being a test case for a change in the marriage laws, so he gets extra scrutiny. Even then he would have been ravished many times by now if his harem wasn't so intent on stopping each other from banging him.

>> No.19068246

>>19068239
Nvm I fucked up the quote

>> No.19068250

>>19068046
>>19068052
>>19068061
>>19068067
>>19068082
>>19068110
What, am I working at the fucking government? Lay off the fucking spoilers guys.

>> No.19068261

>>19068250
Oh ok

>> No.19068267

>>19068261
You think you're fucking clever but let me tell you, you're not

>> No.19068268

>>19068250
Sure thing man!

>> No.19068272

>>19068268
You should feel even worse about it.

>> No.19068277

>>19064718
My what beautiful roses. I like eating roses.

>> No.19068278

>>19068267
Fag says what?

>> No.19068280

>>19068250
MAMANOMANA IS TURNING THE FUCKING FROGS SEXY

>> No.19068291

I want my Hellhound wife to help me improve my sleep schedule by dragging me into bed to cuddle her and wearing me out with sex.

I’d also like her to give me a reason to wake up in the morning.

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>>19068291
It's the summer now so I wake up before 6 AM just because of increased sunlight. No sleeping in for me.

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>>19067831
>"Oh no, you pinned me down with your big strong arms! I guess you win again~"

>>19067952
Do they smell like cinnamon when they're in the mood?

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>>19068250
Don’t you know anon? Lizard folk control the world’s governments!

Vote Wurm-Chan 2020! Just like she always says!
>”Do I start recording now?”

>> No.19068336

>>19068325
That got a genuine laugh out of me.

>> No.19068340

>>19068325
Ah, I see she's been watching Secret History of the World by Professor Wurmington.

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>>19068340
Who could forget her MGC One-Time Seller book?

>> No.19068355
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>>19068340
She’s clearly qualified given her extensive legal career with Sand, Green, and Wurm.

>> No.19068356

>>19068347
>One-Time Seller
She only ever sold one copy because she doesn't have a printer and just did it in crayon on construction paper?

>> No.19068363

>>19068355
Talk about a kangaroo court.

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>> No.19068368

>>19068356
From what I heard, she was afraid of such powerful information falling into the wrong hands. That’s why she’s keeping it in a safe location at her local public library.

>> No.19068369

>>19068364
Nice legs, if a little thin.

>> No.19068371

>>19068364
2spooky

>> No.19068381

>>19068364
I wish there were more long nailed spiders.

>> No.19068405

>>19068320
>wake up to pic related

Should one be concerned?

>>19068308
And it's not even summer yet.

>> No.19068406

>>19065797
>Fufufu, so the might Perseus has come to slay me.
>'I want to marry you.'
>Foolish Hu- W-Wait what?! Why would you say that?!
>'I want to have children with you!'
>Kyaaaaa!

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>>19068405
>it's not even summer yet
Yes it is you can go to the beach and everything!

>> No.19068414 [SPOILER] 
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Anyone want to see a Jabberwock showing us her massive package?

>> No.19068427

>>19068411
I like late May and early June the best. Summer is just around the corner and the days are only getting longer.


also cute pic

>> No.19068426

>>19068411
Fuck this is too cute. You need a warning label on this kind of stuff. I’d love to go swimming with wolfu pups. Wet dog smell never bothered me anyway.

>> No.19068433

>>19068414
Did Cheshire put her up to this joke?

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>>19068433
She said it would help her find a husband.

>> No.19068468 [DELETED] 

>>19068440
what's in the box

>> No.19068471

>>19068440

what's in the package

>> No.19068475

>>19068471
200lbs of rape.

>> No.19068476

>>19068471
The Cheshire.

>> No.19068479

>>19066740
This is heaven

>> No.19068480

>>19068475
>>19068476
Same thing.

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>>19068405
Concerned? It would be a dream come true!

>> No.19068493

>>19068480
Flabby catty!

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>>19068468
>>19068471

>> No.19068504

>>19068355
Are those guys real lawyers? I'm pretty sure they notarized my demon wife's marriage contract in crayon.

>> No.19068516

>>19068504
Crayon is valid! You're being culturally insensitive!

>> No.19068535

>>19068504
If you'd like, they can re-certify the contract in saliva or salad dressing instead!

>> No.19068549
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>help your necromancy teacher achieve lichdom
>when she first wakes up, she stares blankly at you for a few seconds before she grabs you by the pants and pulls you towards her bedroom
>"Come, apprentice. We must check to see if I still have a gag reflex."

>> No.19068552

>>19068549
>B-but the book says...
>Verify! Repeat test and verify!

>> No.19068553

"bunyip" is the cutest name for a MG ever

>> No.19068570

>>19068553
I want to nip a Bunyip's nips and buns!

>> No.19068573

>>19068549
No way, our relationship was strictly professional.

>> No.19068578

>>19068573
>strictly professional
>Monotone_laugh.mp3

>> No.19068581

>>19068578
Can't a man and a woman study necromancy together without it being sexual?

>> No.19068583

>>19068581
To quote the Necromancer from Warfract 3
>I love the dead... often.

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>>19068552
She's right , anon. Repeatable, verifiable results are the foundation of good science.

>> No.19068586

>>19068553
Make a bunyip yip by abusing her buns

>> No.19068589

>>19068583
Even if you wanted too, you can't fuck a zombie when your teacher's right there.

>> No.19068593

>>19068549
Her Apprentice just became her Human daki, helping keep her Undead body warm at night.

>> No.19068603

>>19068593
Gonna make her even warmer when I impregnate her.

>> No.19068606

>>19068585
That is really fucking lewd. We need more POV.

>> No.19068616

>>19068553
Yip Yip!

Bunyip!

>> No.19068617

Friendly reminder to kiss your daughterus before tucking them in at night! Passionately and with lots of tongue!

>> No.19068623

>>19062316
Gee bill, two tailpussies?

>> No.19068640

>>19068623
>Ohohoho~ Aren't they beautiful?~

>> No.19068650

>>19068623
But I've only got one dick!

>> No.19068651

>>19068640
Can I pet them?

>> No.19068652

>>19068640
>But I only have one dick!

>> No.19068653

>>19068650
>>19068652
You're going to eat that tail boy.

>> No.19068656

>>19068652
>>19068650
Shit. Looks like she slipped us a doppelgänger potion. We're both going down.

>> No.19068663

>>19062316
I'm the opposite: I like girls like the Eros girls.

>> No.19068672

>>19068589
But anon, what if that zombie IS your teacher?

>> No.19068673

>>19068553
>>19068663
Also bunyip for some reason.

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19068691

What's your callsign, anon?

>> No.19068704

>>19068691
Something about robots. I dunno.

>> No.19068712

>>19068691
Muff Huffer 1

>> No.19068714

>>19068691
Spade

>> No.19068720

>>19068691
Tailwind.

>> No.19068728

>>19068691
This is Milk-Bone, all clear here. Over.

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Sweet dreams, thread. Be sure to give your nightmare lots of love.

>> No.19068742

>>19068712
Was Muff Huffer already taken or is your wingman Muff Huffer 2?

>> No.19068745

>>19068552
>"I...I think we've tested...enough."
>"Nonsense. It could still be there. We need to go deeper t make sure."
>"B-But you're already taking me down to the base."
>she pulls out an unlabeled potion
>"WE NEED. TO GO. DEEPER."

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>>19068691
друг

>> No.19068761

>>19068753
I don't understand.

>> No.19068764

>>19068761
A very stupid meme

>> No.19068767

>>19068691
>"Identify yourself, soldier."
>"You know who I am. Am I clear to land?"
>"I said identify yourself or you will be shot down."
>"Sigh...This is Sergeant's Dildo. Repeat, Sergeant's Dildo, over."
>"Ufufu, welcome back, Anon."

>> No.19068770

>>19068742
We're part of the same club.

>> No.19068779

>>19068767
See, this is why you never accept your monstergirl superior officer's offer for a promotion anon. Sure you might get into a higher pay grade and when it comes to fighting The Order doing DE Bombing runs is probably one of the safest things you could be doing, but you're going to end up with an embarrassing call-sign and everyone at the base is going to know that you spend your evenings fucking her in the ass.

>> No.19068780

>>19067352
I remember when many anons thought that monster girls were just a fad and that we would jump on the next bandwagon within a year.
While it's true that we lost a fairly large number of self-proclaimed monster girl lovers since the monmusu anime stopped airing , we also maintained a strong core audience.
Personally I'm closing in on 3 years with my MGE waifu.

>> No.19068798

>>19068780
If interest in MGs faded, I think I'd still like them.

I can't remember how long ago I started. Maybe 5 or so years now?

>>19068736
goodnight anon

>> No.19068807

>>19068736
>Be sure to give your nightmare lots of love.
In every meaning of the word.

>> No.19068808

>>19068652
They can share.

>> No.19068812

>>19068767
>all the callsigns are just pet names given to them by their wives at base
>"This is Honeybun, requesting refuel, over."
>"Air support ready, repeat, this is Moneyshot standing by."
>"This is Chewtoy, unknown aircraft sighted, please advise"
>"Mayday! Mayday! Big Richard going Down!"

>> No.19068815

>>19068812
Well now I really do want to be a pilot IN SPACE

>> No.19068833

>>19068815
I'd rather be one of the hapless crewmen on the Enterprise. You know, the ones with the red shirts. I hear they're always the first to get fucked.

>> No.19068837

>>19068833
Ensign Bulgepants nooo!

>> No.19068838

>>19068779
Well how are you supposed to refuse her offer when her uniform is so erotic? Just thinking about her in those clothes makes it hard to tell which stick is for flying the plane, if you know what I mean. Accept the promotion and years after you both retire, she's gonna walk into your bedroom in full uniform with hearts in her eyes and say she has a "special mission" for you, one that involves raising some new soldiers together.

>> No.19068839
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19068839

Do you prefer your fluffy snake muscled or soft?

>> No.19068844

>>19068839
I prefer muscled snakes.

>> No.19068846

>>19068839
Soft for maximum comfy.

>> No.19068862
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19068862

Biker Mice from Mars! Teenage Mutant Ninja Umi-Oshos! Street Mersharsk!
And other assorted goofiness!

>> No.19068866

>>19068844
Muscled snakes rape that much harder than soft ones.

>>19068846
But can you handle maximum comfy? There is a high probability of her cuddling causing you to lose all rational thoughts as your life now becomes only about her soft and fluffy she is.

>> No.19068870

>>19068839
soft

>> No.19068871

>>19068837
I wonder how long it would take everyone to notice that the captain only assigns single men to the away team? First mate Anubis doesn't seem to question her logic.

>> No.19068874

>>19068839
Muscled with a fair bit of fluff. I like my pillows firm.

>> No.19068876

>>19068862
I'd give that mouse and all her thuggish sisters a baby bulge!

>> No.19068878
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>>19068871
I want to be transferred to the ship of a captain who doesn't do this type of thing.

>> No.19068882

>>19068839
Soft and cuddly

>> No.19068892

>>19068839
With 8 legs.

>> No.19068899

>>19068878
>he doesn't want to get beamed down to planet fellatio for his first away mission

Get a load of this guy.

>> No.19068902

>>19068899
Well I had sex with a radiator woman from the radiator planet!

>> No.19068905

>>19068862
>>19068876
>Mice biker gang tries to steal from a gas station
>Cashier anon catches them and punishes them
>They give up on their life of crime after being impregnated
What's their new life going to be like?

>> No.19068906

>>19068905
Wrench wenches at the garage I guess?

>> No.19068910

>>19068839
That mask has massive tits!

>> No.19068943

>>19068906
Mice don't make good sex workers.

>> No.19068948
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>>19068943
A wrench wench is not a sex worker.

>> No.19068949
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>>19068948
I'm sure it doesn't hurt her skill in bed, though.

>> No.19068954

>>19068949
>the mirrors

>> No.19068960

>>19068839
I prefer all of my women soft, with some exceptions, so that.

>> No.19068968

>>19068948
I wouldn't trust my vehicle to mice.

>>19068960
>with some exceptions
Muscled undead? Nothing tops Ochi abs.

>> No.19068975

>>19068968
Nah, it's more a situational thing than a species thing. I'm all for the toned, taunt look, but I tend to get turned off before you reach six pack levels of /fit/.

>> No.19069029

>>19068839
Soft but I don't mind muscles.

>> No.19069044

>>19068905
They spend their time raising their daughters into a buncha little badasses of course! Well, they like to think they're badass anyway.

>> No.19069078

Men might be weak to mofu, but foxes are weak to anal.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdpwRUVVQAAxD3l.jpg

>> No.19069080
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>>19068812
>>19068833
What's this I hear about space?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Od2tqr7LCk

>still no space opera story with MGs
Step it up writefags.

>> No.19069098

>>19069080
I wouldn't mind a battlestar galactica esque story with a bunch of paladins running from a fleet of monsters and eventually being converted to the winning side

>> No.19069104

>>19069098
>We are the Mamono. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. Your women will be assimilated. Your semen will be consumed. Resistance is futile.

>> No.19069106

>>19069080
I want to visit the Tanuki planet, a bustling city world of commerce, trade and shady dealings!

>> No.19069107
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>tfw no sexy Pharaoh onee-chan to tell you bedtime stories
>oddly, many of them feature a brother and sister who have lots of sex

>> No.19069110

>>19069106
The Tanuki have no homeworld, they simply own the best parts of others.

>> No.19069118

>>19069107
It was perfectly normal for royalty at the time you know.

>> No.19069120

>>19069107
Pharaohs telling stories about the time before the current DL is always nice.

>> No.19069130

>>19069110
But I want to move through a sea of chest-high bushy tails as I try to not get swindled by fast-talking space raccoons!

>> No.19069134

>>19069080
I actually had one cooking but I lost a bunch of data to a hardware failure recently, including all of my WIPs. 100+ pages' worth of writing is gone forever now, including 9 or 10 of a space opera.

I am very sorry.

>> No.19069135

>>19069118
That's the same excuse she'll be giving you later.

>> No.19069138

>>19069130
>"Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here. I need something more real."

>> No.19069142

>>19069134
Then I'll make my own with blackjack and hookers!
Seriously though don't make me do it I'm terrible and I never finish what I start.
>>19069138
Now what could she possibly accept as collateral?

>> No.19069144

>>19069138
Hey, Watto did nothing wrong. He GOT swindled by a filthy Irishman

>> No.19069146

>>19068691
><<Unidentified aircraft, you have entered Zipangese airspace, state your call sign or you will be shot down.>>
><<Do I have to for the millionth time, Chiyo?>>
><<Sorry, Anon, protocol’s protcol.>>
><<.....Brown Thunder 1 reporting in...>>

>> No.19069147

>>19069138
>Your Paladin mind tricks won't work on me, you can't have the Gremlin as your ship's mechanic! She's working for me until she pays her debt!

>> No.19069151

>>19069104
Mindflayer Reapers would be cool

>> No.19069153

>>19069142
I probably wouldn't have had so much to lose if i were better about finishing my projects and releasing them. I would wholeheartedly encourage you to keep trying with your writing, though. Have you published anything before? I would be happy to read it and go over it.

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>>19069153
I have no need of that, I'm Alpanon and just want someone else to do it.

>> No.19069164

>>19069154
Oh no, she better not teleport me out of my Seamoth.

>> No.19069167

>>19069164
But she can't cuddle you if you're in there. Besides your moth is useless after her friend goes DOOK DOOK on it.

>> No.19069172

>>19069080
Was that thing about travelling with an Anubis in a spaceship so tiny that her butt rubbed against the guy's dick every moment they were flying a greentext or what?

>> No.19069179

>>19069172
I think so?

>> No.19069182

>>19069080
>get into space
>meet aliens that oddly enough look exactly like monstergirls with slightly weirder ears, inquiring about the possibility of obtaining husbands
>suddenly all the monstergirl crew members become even more possessive than normal

>> No.19069187

>>19069154
I want a cute spooky skeleton lady to portal my dick into her vagania and watch and feel it ream her translucent flesh while chained to the wall.

>> No.19069188

>>19069182
>we can't let those bitches and whores near our crew-mates! THEY'RE OUR MATES!

>> No.19069210

>>19069187
You could have just said that you want to bone her.

>> No.19069223

>>19068837
Poor ensign Mooseknuckle was never the same after his mission to planet sith.

>> No.19069227

>>19069138
I misread that as more oral. Freudian much?

>> No.19069230

>>19069227
Oral is the name of currency used on Emporium Magnum?

>> No.19069231
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Every monster biologically recognizes a man as her husband, but the look on her face when you pull out the ring has to be priceless.

>> No.19069254

>>19069230
>implying it's not the form of payment
Imagine having to pay a thousand irrumations for a house. I bet the Tanuki seller would take at least 200 despite doing practically nothing, and the builder Onis would only get one each.

>> No.19069269

>>19069254
The Federation does not approve of trading people as property but yet those bushy-tailed fiends get away with it!

>> No.19069274

>>19069269
It's not slavery, he's just in debt.

>> No.19069276

>>19069231
That's for all the monster girls who grew up on stories about human/monster couples overcoming the odds, marrying and having plenty of children.
Wild and feral monster girls would need you to teach them about marriage and make them understand the significance of it before proposing.
I want to teach a Bunyip all about marriage then wait at least 3 months before proposing to make the moment all that much more magical.

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>>19069269
>You're not in Federation Space anymore, Human. Anything goes out here in the fringe worlds~...

>> No.19069288

>>19069274
Legal loopholes have condemned millions!

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>>19069284
What's the most dangerous sector of space?

>> No.19069316

>>19069276
But the moment you teach them of the unequaled happiness found in marriage, they'll want to do it right away. How will you keep her waiting for two days let alone 3 months?

>> No.19069320

>>19069316
How would you teach a feral yandere the difference between marriage and just being mated?

>> No.19069336

>>19069316
Good point.
I think the best way to do that would be to teach them that only the man can propose and that he must do so spontaneously without having his lover ask for it. That way the most they can do if wait patiently and work hard to make you want to propose, though "work hard" might be interpreted as "rape hard".

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>>19067352
Almost 4 years now!

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>>19068862
What about the SWAT-Kats?

>> No.19069451

>>19069379
Being with her for so long you must have thought about a lot of the intriguing aspects of Sandworms, as well as all the possibilities of a relationship with one.
Would you mind sharing some of your ideas?

>> No.19069453

>>19069450
She's just being chuuni about her laser-tag game.

>> No.19069494
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19069494

Cyber-Monstergirls. Yes or no?

>> No.19069503

>>19069494
Pretty cool.

>> No.19069526

>>19069494
Yes.
>hooker girls with augmented genitals
>healing a heavily augmented girl who thinks her mostly metal body can't be attractive

>> No.19069571

>>19069526
>You'll never tell an armored war-spider that her plasma cannon is cute

>> No.19069581

>>19069571
>You'll never think of ever more depraved dry humping positions with an armored war-spider who had her genitals and womb removed to make space for ammo storage

>> No.19069584
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>>19069494
If a cyborg isn't more than 60% machine she isn't good enough

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>>19069584
Nothing but the brain and womb remaining is the best.

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>>19068839
Big and soft with short hair please.

>> No.19069656

>>19069652
Sweet Jesus.

>> No.19069657

>>19069652
I need a Yeti like that

>> No.19069666

>>19069657
But the only Yeti fanart we get is the same profile clone ad nauseum.

>> No.19069670

>>19069652
Methonium is a fucking goddess

>> No.19069690

>>19068839
Both

>> No.19069691
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>>19069581
>genitals and womb removed

>Armored War-Spider sometimes, only on particularly bad days, felt regret at having her genitals and her ability to bear children surgically removed.
>Removed to make room for more firepower, naturally.
>Now that she was back home those additions weren't really necessary anymore, but it wasn't like she needed her ladyparts either way, not with the other changes made to her body.
>She had long accepted that.
>At least until she met Anon, the first person, let alone the first man, who had ever called her sleek and metal spider body...cool. Beutiful even.
>She didn't believe him at first, she had been convinced he was simply after something.
>But he stayed by her through it all. Finding out how easily she could crush his frail meat body, and comforting her when the local fourth of July fireworks sent her into a PTSD-fueled panic attack.
>If he was tricking her he was playing the long con, and she was starting to believe his affections were genuine.
>Every day she spent with him was making her regret the removal of her sexual organs more and more.

>> No.19069705
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>>19069451
Most of the thought is just about how life would be like with one. For starters, the big aspect of where we live, obviously you can't really make use of a house. It just wouldn't feel right having one, and leaving her outside, and I'm sure she would not like that in the slightest. To remedy this, I've thought about the possibility of structures, sitting atop the sand, where she can park, much like a car in a garage. Inside the structure has the basic amenities you need for living: kitchen, bathroom, and a space for storage. The wife serves as a bedroom and living room. However, when thinking about a structure on top of sand, it wouldn't be too structurally sound, so I've also come up with the idea of underground sandworm villages deep in the rock, where there are a series of tunnels, and these living structures take on the same form of what I mentioned but in apartment form underground. The area above on the surface would be quarantined for sandworms, so that there's plenty of room for them to roam around freely.

I've also always thought that, in general, the more dangerous species (ushis, sandworms, wurms, etc.) would be kept away from society, just to prevent accidental destruction of property and infrastructure. More so, these girls are given money every month, sort of like welfare, if they don't damage anything. Since for most of them, their biology or libido keeps them from leading a functional or productive life. Really this is just an idea of mine to excuse a NEET lifestyle with my waifu.

Sandworms strike me as being a solitary species. They start off small after hatching from an egg and grow rapidly in size. Within a few years, they're no longer able to stay within their mother's mouth, so they quickly start learning to live on their own, moving away at an extremely early age. They still would keep in contact with their parents, but such meetings would be much more limited compared to the average family. And because of all this, sandworms probably end up being a lot less educated than most species. Any education she receives would most likely come after meeting her husband, and speaking of which, my guess is that sandworms would have a very extreme attachment to their husbands. Living a solitary life, they have no one to talk to, spending years on end completely alone. Their husband would be their first continuous contact with another person and their first friend. I'd probably even say that they'd probably be the most obsessed and clingy species of them all, despite what some of the other profiles say. A lamia or dragon has the ability to go into a city is they so choose for social contact. A sandworm can't, at least, not until they obtain a husband and become powerful enough to manipulate the size of their bodies.

Their lifespans reach thousands, if not tens of thousands of years. Their diet consists large desert animals to fuel their large bodies until their husband's spirit energy can sustain them. Impregnation is extremely difficult, probably averaging one child a century if you have sex with her on a daily basis. Or maybe that have a mating "season" once every century?

All in all, live with a sandworm would be sex-filled. I mean you live inside of her body, and the inside is warm, squishy, and wet. You'd probably be spending 95% of your time inside her. Electronic devices that are immune to her digestive fluid I'm sure would exist, so entertainment wouldn't be an issue.

I've always loved sandworms for numerous reasons. I like to imagine my waifu is protective, extremely clingy, maybe not the brightest, but very kindhearted to the point that it's a complete shock when you see her hunt for food, curious, and easily amused.

>> No.19069726

>>19069691
This sort of advanced society would be able to synthesize an egg cell from her DNA and let them have an IV daughteru.It'd be really awkward for her to be a virgin mother, though.

>> No.19069738

>>19069691
>Not paying to have your wife’s sexual organs regrow and implanted for your first anniversary

>> No.19069743

>>19069726
>War veteran MILF cyborg trying to teach her daughter about the birds and the bees when she's only ever done spinneret in her entire life
Cute!

>> No.19069744

>>19069666
I know, it's unfortunate.

>> No.19069782
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>>19069705
This man is in love.

>> No.19069784

>>19068585
>"I apologize for the amount spilled, the volume was greater than I had projected it would be. Rest assured I will consume it all next time."

>> No.19069802

>>19067352
9 years

>> No.19069806
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I want to marry a gentle Abomination whose love for me is deeper than her hometown, but who doesn't understand sex other than emotionless copulation for breeding purposes. She'd be really confused when she presente herself for mating and I just kept hugging and kissing her while putting it in.
>Darling, why are you still cuddling me?
>Darling, I wish to mate. Did you not understand?

>> No.19069807

>>19069802
What are you, an Aisha fucker?

>> No.19069809

The thread is now unironically talking about monster girls having their genitals removed.

>> No.19069814

>>19069691
>"It's okay honey, I love you just the way you are."
>*sniff* "Y-you mean it anon?"
>"Of course! I love the warm, tingly feeling I get when you hug me close to your radiator core..."
>"Really? The radiation sickness?"
>"Well yeah, you have detox drugs in your claws, remember? Just a little love-scratch and there's no harm done!"
>"Oh, anon..."
>"Cooking breakfast on your heat sink vents is fun too, especially when the nanobots come out to help."
>"Y-you don't mean that..."
>"I always thought it was really cute how you beep right before you blush, too!"
>"Wh-what are you talking about? I can't b-blush! My blood was replaced with platelet serum..." *beep*
>"There it is!"

>> No.19069818

>>19069807
No, a human fucker

>> No.19069848
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>>19069652
the stuff in this doujin is exactly why I want to be a shota in MGC

>> No.19069861

>>19069670
Methonium is a woman?

>> No.19069862

>>19069848
>Common scenario of a bunyip initiating sex, except she has a more stoic expression and doesn't speak.

>> No.19069864

>>19069861
Yes, a chubby one.

>> No.19069880

>>19069864
We talking tastefully chubby or landwhale?

>> No.19069888

>>19069880
Dunno, going by her danbooru wiki page and credit pages. Probs landwhale considering the gap between Kaoru Mori's credit pages and actual appearance.

>> No.19069890

Good night and remember to buy your Tanuki boss a Christmas cake for her 26th birthday!

>> No.19069932

>>19069890
>Being the only employee who remembers your boss' birthday and caring enough to get a cake and some booze

That's how you move up in the world. Specifically, move up to her stress-relief toy who spends the entire work day under her desk eating her out while she ruffles your hair and fondles your ears.

>> No.19069952

>>19069890
Remember to hide a ring in the center!

>> No.19069954

>>19069890
>26
Please, I’m almost a Wizard.
I’d get her a card, she can still get a guy

>> No.19069965
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Does Lum count as a monstergirl?

She does say "Darling" a lot.

>> No.19069972

>>19069965
I guess, she's just as much a monster as a dark mage, witch, or selkie.

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>>19069666
>>19069657

>> No.19069993

>>19069990
That's the ticket.

>> No.19070011

>>19069990
Gonna hug those thighs
Then gonna make her hug my dick with her thighs

>> No.19070024

Many monsters eat meat
Therefore, a spiced meat stand would be a great way to attract monsters

>> No.19070031

>>19070024
Are you hiring anon? I want to attract a tomboy wolf or hound

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>>19069652
As much as I love methonium's anatomy and style of soft thick girls, the really gentle, playful and pretty facial features are what really sell it for me. The softness carries over to her expressions and she just looks so absolutely kissable.

There are always these really alluring little subtleties to the shape of the eyes and mouth that say a lot.

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>>19069990
Houston, we have ignition.

>> No.19070061

>>19069990
You da real MVP. Yetis need more love.

>> No.19070066

>>19069990
>file name
That was a good giggle.
Nice to see an off profile Yeti too, would hug.

>> No.19070067

>>19069990
pretty

>> No.19070073

>>19070037
Cute faces are the most important thing to cute girls.

>> No.19070121

>>19069990
She seems like the type to giggle and lean in for little kisses as she rides you, her soft ass and thighs cushioning each thrust no matter how hard you slam together.

Everything about her would be bouncy and cuddly the whole time, and after she would just hum and hug you close all day, nuzzling and snuggling you half to death. So healing.

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In this heat you need to keep hydrated, please have a cocktail.

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>>19068712
>>19068742

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>go to the mofu club for some fun with foxy ladies
>the matron asks who you would like to accompany you for the night
>point to her
>"…Eh? Ah, A-Ara ara, I'm sorry, dear customer. I'm not on call. Far to old for such activities. Let's find you another girl, shall we?"
>just then two of the other girls grab her arms and start dragging her to one of the VIP rooms
>"W-wait, what do you think you're doing? Unhand me! Please, it's been so long! He'll break me!"

>> No.19070204

>>19070140
How lewd.

>> No.19070213

>>19070203
>He'll break me!
I love the innocent act. Her body is honest though.

>> No.19070253
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>AN ANCIENT EVIL AWAKENS

>> No.19070254

>>19070140
>Roofie Colada

>> No.19070256

>>19070253
Yosh-yosh!

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>>19070253
>ancient evil not so evil after getting impregnated!

>> No.19070266

>>19070264
>impregnating her before she can set her plans on motion

not happening!

>> No.19070267

>>19070253
>"Ahh! After 10,000 years, I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!"

>> No.19070273

>>19070253
Not if I bully her with my holy sword!

>> No.19070282

>>19070267
Aiyaiyaiyaiyai!

>> No.19070292

>>19070282
Anon no, the Pillarwomen would terrify me.
Except the equivalent of Wammu, she’d be pretty cool

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>> No.19070302

>>19070292
That was not a JoJo reference it was still Power Rangers.

>> No.19070305

>>19070295
fat wight

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>>19070305
Found the Ethiopian.

>> No.19070327

>>19070319
Doesn't she realize she will show all her underwear if she unfolds her legs?

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>>19070327
Yes.

>> No.19070337

>>19070295
Look at the size of those tits, she's more holst than royalty.
Nice to see an off profile Wight too, who's the artist?

>> No.19070345

>>19070327
You could say it's just her... basic instict.
Ba-dump TSSH

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>> No.19070369

>>19070253
>ancient evil awakens
>she has no idea about the technology in this world
>she’s been talking about conquering earth but can’t manage to figure out a microwave

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>>19070327
>Wights
>wearing undergarments

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Hey anon, wanna go clubbing?

>> No.19070391

>>19070121
This is why yetis are the best.

>> No.19070392

>>19070292
I miss when jojo was obscure in the west

>> No.19070395

>>19070386
Nice joke. But unless you got some grade A Columbia’s bam bam we can’t do shit.

>> No.19070405

>>19070392
When I was just a lad all scanlations of part 3 were small and yellow.

>> No.19070410
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This vampire has a hard life.

>> No.19070412

>>19070302
I know the first was Rita Repulsa, the issue is that it’s not phonetically a cackle and sounds more like the pillarmen theme

>> No.19070416

>>19070412
If you don't get it you don't get it. It cannot be helped.

>> No.19070420

>>19070410
A Dhampir is fighting some guy?

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>>19070377
You forget that monsters will wear clothes simply for the appeal and for the allure of taking them off. They use anything from string to shimapan to cute frilly things to entice men.

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>>19070292

>> No.19070427

>>19070420
He's protecting his vampire wife from her.

>> No.19070432
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>> No.19070443

>>19070432
I wish to impregnate this spider with triplets

>> No.19070451
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Would you a scaly Souryuu?

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>> No.19070474

>>19070451
I'd even a souryuu without scales so yes. Best carrier.

>> No.19070476

>>19070425
Is this a reference?

>> No.19070478

>>19070451
A Dragon with the wings of a Wyvern? How quaint.

>> No.19070479

>>19067944
>>19067952
>Inari/Fox fluff - Like sandalwood and jasmine, typically very downy and pleasant to the senses

>Hellhound fluff - Applewood, cherry smoke, the smell of a camp fire on the beach

>Manticore collar fluff - Heady, thick smell of sweat and the Earth, full of Manticore pheromones so that she can scent mark you

>Ushi-Oni fluff - Moldy, earthy smell that stinks with a powerful female smell. Your own smell tends to inter mingle in it due to how often she fucks you.

>Cu Sith fluff - Literally smells like a fucking dog, you sick fuck.

>> No.19070486

>>19070422
Hakutaku best cowgirl teacher

>>19070451
Looks pretty high.

>> No.19070488

>>19070479
Which one smells like coffee?

>> No.19070490

>>19070479
What about mothman fluff?

>> No.19070492

>>19070425
>Don’t be a weeb
>In a thread on a Japanese take on monster girls on /jp/ that originated from /a/

Anon please

>> No.19070497

>>19070488
Were-Jaguars. Pseudo-Amazonian Jinko subspecies who style themselves after Xbalanque and his/her sibling Hunahpu. Smell faintly of honey, cocoa, and FUCK.

>>19070490
The smell of cotton and a special 'fuck me' candy.

>> No.19070499
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Lolis are for raising into fine young ladies, not for fug

>> No.19070502

>>19070490
Pofu. Pofu pofu. Pof pof pofu pof pof pofu. Pofu.

>> No.19070503

>>19070497
>Were-Jaguar
Oh man now I'm imagining a female version of some BPRD characters.
the friendship of a Were-Jaguar and a Wendigo is a beautiful thing

>> No.19070510

>>19070499
Most lolis in the MGE world are already adults.

>> No.19070513

How would your MG wife react to a tornado?

>> No.19070514

>>19070499
Yeah i can't let my daighterfu hang with y'alls children because shes going to come home and wonder why daddy doesn't pound her cunny like other dads.

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>>19070513
Stop with the waifu questionnaire shit. It already got old and overdone the previous times they were spammed.

>> No.19070528

>>19070513
A Shoggoth would boldly challenge it, broom in hand.

>> No.19070530

>>19070503
It's unironically a stupid idea I've had for an off-brand girl for a while. Generally follows the rule of thumb of dumb Conquistador mistaking a Capybara for being the leader of the New World due to how chill those fucking rodents are and getting raped by a Were-Jaguar and her mad B-Ball skills that pisses off Xibalba.

>> No.19070531

>>19070513
With goggles and a WEEEEEE I guess? I'm not going there though.

>> No.19070534

>>19070524
Based forte.

>> No.19070535

>>19070513
One would hope the local Ryu wouldn’t actually let it hurt anyone.
That or it’s just a Slyph joyriding. She’ll steer clear.

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>>19070530
We don't have stories that make use of South America, go nuts.

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What type of MG would most likely to be blue-ovaried?

>> No.19070543

Reminder that every day is bring your wife to work day with a JubJub wife.

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>>19070541

>> No.19070559

>>19070541
Demons.

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>> No.19070568

>>19070543
>”Why does Johnson get to fuck his wife all day long?”
>”Anon, that’s cultural insensitivity. I’m writing you up! Go see the HR manager, I thought you were better than this.”

>> No.19070577

>>19070566
I'm surprised she has a toned look this time around.

>> No.19070579

>>19070513
Divine girls like angels or houris can probably teleport you to safety.

Harpies can airlift.

>> No.19070596

>>19070566
I keep thinking that Jabberwocks have a hard time keeping their extra mouths under control when they're trying to look cool.

>> No.19070602

>>19070566
Nice to see that pic colored now.

>> No.19070612

Do Lava Golems seem to be more on the slime side of intellect or are they a bit smarter than that? I’m unsure which makes more sense.

>> No.19070625

>>19070612
This is entirely headcanon with no backing, but I like to imagine them as stereotypical Polynesian tribals personality-wise. So super cheery, laid back and surprisingly witty, but holding pretty archaic and indigenous beliefs about how the world works.
You’re welcome. Dohohoho

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>>19070420
There's a whole series of scene snippets of this guy and the vampire doing various things. Seems in the earlier pic they've met up with a dhampir.

>> No.19070640

>>19070625
We need to make Island Village take off as much as Winterstown.

>> No.19070646

>>19070499
They can be for both too!

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>> No.19070695

>>19070640
Tropical harpies?

>> No.19070720

>>19070695
Palm Alraunes.
Sandcastle Golems.
The town seamlessly flowing from beachside into the underwater section where merspecies live.

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>>19066887
>Mistress shackling you to a chair with padded cuffs on your ankles and wrists. In the nude. As 'punishment'. For what, you ask? Putting your eyes on the help.
>It's not your fault, with how lewdly she makes them dress. Particularly that one Kiki with an hourglass figure that drives you absolutely ballistic. But, alas, your nights with your best man the right hand has left you woefully ill prepared to please the mistress in the sack.
"Let's begin, shall we?"
>There's a painful prick and a spreading fire as she darts you with Manticore venom, your third leg quickly rising up
"Come in."
>It's the Kikimora you were eyeing, and she's practically naked, fidgeting as your mistress gropes one of her heavy breasts, smirking at you.
"Sit on his lap, but no funny business."
>The Kiki does as she's told, rubbing your raging cock on her copious buttocks, trying to find a good spot.
"I can see why you were leering at her... Such good breeding stock. You love your master, don't you?"
>Kiki flushes, shaking her head furiously, dog-like ears flopping back and forth.
>Before she leaves, the mistress makes sure to put her bottom on your face, engulfing your mind in the smell of the maid
>This goes on for three days. An eternity of agony and arousal as the maid's instructions become lewder and lewder, such as spreading herself eagle for you as the manticore shaves her pubes, showing you the glistening pink and virginal labia of the maid.
>On the fourth day, with eyes bloodshot and mouth frothing you break free from the bonds of the chair.
>There's no more reason, only lust and pain and heat. Forcing the plump dog-like maid onto the ground. You can't even see the tears of fear in her eyes as you hoist her legs to the sky and slam your hips into hers, hilting yourself in one stroke.
>Ferociously, relentlessly you pound away at her, the room becoming thick with the smell of sex and sweat and your intermingling fluids, the maid's throat having gone hoarse from screaming.
>Manticore holds you from behind, forcing your hips together as you unload nearly a full week's worth of venom-enhanced seed into the Kikimora beneath you, excess spilling out onto the floor
>It was enough, in retrospect, to knock up several human women, and more than enough to fill the maid with CHILD.
"Fufu... You did well, you pervert."
>Manticore pauses when you hold her wrist in a vice-like grasp. Muttering something that was nearly comprehensible.
" 'She thinks she's what now?' Speak up."
>Your lips crash into hers before she can process it, hands painfully kneading her breasts.
>...
>By the time the Kikimora comes to from her coitus-induced coma, she sees a different kind of sex. Purely carnal and bestial.
>The Manticore is shrieking into her pillow as you ram into her from behind, face eating out her tailpussy.
>She's moaning that if she orgasms again she'll be pregnant for sure. But your hips keep slamming. Over and over.

>> No.19070752

>>19070140
i would love to drink from her tail pussy

>> No.19070764

>>19070724
>such as spreading herself eagle for you as the manticore shaves her pubes, showing you the glistening pink and virginal labia of the maid.
unf.

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>>19070499
No, they're for doing both.

>> No.19070898

>>19070479
why would you wish ill on sith they want a husband too

>> No.19070941

>>19070890
Yeah, just so long as they're raised into fine young ladies before the fug and preferably fugged by a man who did not raise them.

>> No.19070981

>>19070890
Reminder that loli sneks, much like adolescent venomous snakes go full ham with the venom.

>> No.19070988

>>19070941
Monsters aren't humans. They reach sexual maturity around age 10 and multiple breeds also are incestuous by default.

>> No.19070995

>>19069705
Thank you for sharing, that was kind of a heartwarming read in a peculiar way.
>More so, these girls are given money every month, sort of like welfare, if they don't damage anything.
That could be a legitimate system especially in a land where the benevolent ruler has enough riches to spread around.
I personally liked the idea at the end of the Sandworm doujin where she works with her husband as a transportation service, because their main body and outer body work independently you could just relax or have sex inside while she goes to her destination. That seems like a comfy job to me.
>Living a solitary life, they have no one to talk to, spending years on end completely alone. Their husband would be their first continuous contact with another person and their first friend.
This is a recurring idea I also have for some of my favorites species.
In Sandworms' case I view it as them constantly roaming the sands of the desert for food and men, but since the desert is a harsh remote environment that few men tread and that they have a lot of competition they can spend years if not decades without seeing one or worse seeing one but failing to capture him especially if he escaped as if scared by her.
The look of pure joy as a Sandworm finally manages to secure her own husband after trying for so long must be a sight that can cure any depression.

>> No.19071017

What was the very first MG KC introduced?

>>19070720
I like the palm alraune idea.

>> No.19071019

>>19070988
Fuck off you daughteru dicking degenerate, they aren't incestuous by default that's just you projecting your mental disease.

>> No.19071077
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>>19071017

>> No.19071082

>>19070941
>implying the fugging isn't a part of raising them into fine young ladies

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>> No.19071096

>>19071019
I want to raise my daughteru so she grows up to be a nice wife to a good husband!

>> No.19071104

>>19071019
1. I wouldn't fuck my daughter. I don't want kids ever.

2. You people spamming your anti-loli anti-incest shit every thread are just as bad as the other spammers.

3. it easy to tell the people that have never read the actual source material.

>Father/daughter incest is taboo among humans, but they are vastly different from humans, as far as they're concerned, if a daughter wants to have sex with her father, then it's only natural to put desire first. They have no revulsion towards incest whatsoever. If a daughter desires her father, then she'll start having threesomes with her mother and father from that night on, as if it's the most natural thing.

>Additionally, even among harem forming monsters, devil bugs stand out as particularly having a weak awareness of the father-daughter relationship. Once children have grown a certain amount, they'll start to see their own father as a male. ln obedience to their bodies which hotly burn with desire for a male, they'll attack with no regard whatsoever for the fact it is their own father.

>> No.19071105

>>19071089
Basilisk-Chan, use the love love beam before it’s too late!

>> No.19071119

>>19071019
>he's agnry

>> No.19071128

>>19071096
Good man.

>> No.19071139

>>19071104
Literally where does that say that it's the "Default"? It just says there isn't a taboo.

>> No.19071146

>>19071089
SNAKES ARE DANGEROUS!

>> No.19071148

>>19071096
I want to raise my daughteru so she grows up to be a trashy slut to every boy in her class!

>> No.19071165

>>19071148
Literally worse than the daughteru dickers.

>> No.19071174

>>19071139
Its more that its rare in most species but the default for a few, namely devil bugs and probably large mice and some others.

>> No.19071186

>>19071165
Hey, the gyaru cum dumpster has to be someone's daughter!

>> No.19071189

>>19071077
cool

KC could do a remake one of these days.

>> No.19071208

>>19071077
Also looks like back then KC hadn't made up the "men's spirit energy" thing yet.

>> No.19071227

>>19071077
Fuck off with that deviantart shit

>> No.19071242

>>19071227
Anon, I don't know how to tell you that KC drew that.

>> No.19071243

>>19071148
I want to fuck your daughteru's brains out so much she becomes addicted to me!

>> No.19071248

>>19071227
That's literally the first ever MGE profile newfriend. The guy asked.

>> No.19071251

>>19071227
KC really has improved over the years.

>> No.19071262

Friendly reminder to be very careful about going to public pools in monstergirl populated areas anon, you can never tell which ones are the normal pools and which ones are the Sabbathite pools until it's too late!

>> No.19071271
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>>19071208
If you mean her diet, he's always used a different term for the diet of slimes and a few others, one that specifically means semen.

That is while other monsters feed on the mana contained in semen, slimes feed on that as well as the semen itself.

>> No.19071278

>>19071262
Wouldn't it be pretty obvious after a quick look at the girls going into the place?

>> No.19071280

>>19071243
I bet you want to start with deflowering her too and ruin all my hard work, you villain! How are the boys going to get refreshed at school if the black harpy gyaru is addicted to just one dick?

>> No.19071281

>>19071189
http://mgewiki.com/w/Slime

Looks like he did remake them.

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>>19071189
uhhhhhh....

>> No.19071290

>>19071148
I'd pay your daughteru for a quick blowjob, trashy gyarus are my fetish,

>> No.19071304

>>19071262
>be anon
>go to public pool
>it's completely empty when you get there, strange for such a hot day
>decide to lay out in your trunks a little bit before getting in the water
>close your eyes for less than a second
>you are now swarmed by excited little girls in all sorts of cute and/or revealing swimsuits
>"come swim with us, onii-chan!"
What do?

>> No.19071316

>>19071280
I'd even kiss her while doing it! No going gently either, I'd fuck her so hard and fill her with so much cum she wouldn't even be able to move.
Her ass would be stuffed with my cream too!

>> No.19071331

Slimegirls could take on the shape of lamias.

>>19071271
I take it that all MGs feed on spirit energy in jizz, but different races can also eat other stuff (mermaids eat seafood, harpies are omnivorous, etc).

>>19071289
I guess I should've checked first. Does KC ever do 2nd revisions?

>> No.19071338

>>19062689
I wrap my rascal two times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation.

>> No.19071341

>>19069080
>tfw there will never be a LotGH-esque MG story

>> No.19071357

>>19071262
Wonder how public saunas would be with MGs considering the very most attention you give fellow occupants is a nod to acknowledge them.

>> No.19071371

>>19071341
And that's a good thing

>> No.19071385

>>19071089
>>19071146
>Big fluffy snake whose main method of communication is brutal rape
>Instant "death" bird snake who has to wear a mask or else she'll start a huge orgy
>Extreme yandere snake who curses you so that you become unable to live without her
>Highly venomous hedonistic snake who'll make you as nymphomaniac as her
>Tsundere snake who turns you to stone and rapes you rather than be honest with her feelings
Are vanilla Lamias the only safe snake?

>> No.19071388

I want to put itching powder in a loli Cheshire's snatch.

>> No.19071390

>>19071357
MG onsens are probably mixed. Even the changing rooms.

>>19069080
They could travel between worlds with magic, eliminating the need for ships. Just like they can go to Wonderland and the Fairy Kingdom.

>> No.19071393

>>19071304
[x] Run

>> No.19071395

>>19071290
We match her amount of customers to her allowance to keep her price right. Giving a ton of quick, cheap BJ's or HJ's nets her a lot more than giving one guy the full course.

>> No.19071403

>>19069080
>Step it up writefags.
You could always commission it.
Muffled danuki noises

>> No.19071410

>>19071385
>crushes you in her coils if she suspects infidelity
I don't think I'd call them safe.

>> No.19071413

>>19071385
Safe is boring.
Gib plump hedonist grapist snekwifeboss.

>> No.19071422

>>19071304
Cry and run

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>>19071385
*Ahem*

>> No.19071425

Is it considered 'low class' for a Kiki to dust using her wrist feathers?

>> No.19071435

>>19071425
Of course not! Only ametures use dusters not made of their own feathers!
How else would she spread her scent and mark the house as hers?

>> No.19071440

>>19071385
Vanilla Lamias are quite jealous and obsessive as well like the Shirohebis.

>> No.19071443

>>19071424
Mother snek best snek!

>> No.19071446

>>19071425
It's like licking something clean, so don't make her do it to gross stuff!

>> No.19071451

>>19071331
>I take it that all MGs feed on spirit energy in jizz, but different races can also eat other stuff (mermaids eat seafood, harpies are omnivorous, etc).

Essentially this, all monsters find mana to be their favorite food but most/all can subsist on other foods if they have to (and it can be the majority of the diet for many). But at least for those whose main diet is mana, normal foods are much less efficient for them and leave them less powerful than they would be otherwise.

I also take the "much less efficient" part to mean that, say, a succubus forced to survive on normal food would have to eat a good deal more than a human of the same size just to keep going.

>> No.19071453

>>19071357
World Guide 2 has some info on Zipangu style hot springs.

>>19071424
Echidnas are just asking to be forgotten, why else would they live deep within dungeons?

>> No.19071460

>>19071390
Where do i find all the bath house onis?

>> No.19071461
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>>19071331
>I guess I should've checked first. Does KC ever do 2nd revisions?

Hasn't done any for an actual profile yet, but he has shown he does have more updated art of some girls, including the red and blue slimes that he has already updated once.

At present these arts are nothing but teaser images for a game that's in the far future and that KC may never actually make.

>> No.19071473

>>19071410
I thought it was more “ravished so much you forget about anyone else” than “crushed into submission”?

>> No.19071477

>>19071425
That’s how feral kikis do it in the wild.
Cleanest stretch of Siberia you’ve ever seen

>> No.19071483

>>19071451
Cupids and houris could be like that succubus example. They can feed on love alone.

>> No.19071487

>>19071435
What if you asked her to dust you?

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https://i.nhentai.net/galleries/1221530/7.jpg

>> No.19071497

>>19071487
Blushing, loving stammering, and the biggest smile you’ve seen in a while.

>> No.19071512

>>19071461
I didn't know KC was working on a game. Does he want to make a manga series?

>>19071453
Zipangu wouldn't be Zipangu without onsens.

>> No.19071517

>>19071435
Truly patrician Kikis use feather dusters made from the feathers of their ancestors!

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>>19071473
Yes, it is presented more as extreme pleasure rather than violence.

>> No.19071536

>>19071487
What's that called? Featherjob? Dustjob?

>> No.19071542

>>19071443
Would take the bro route upon the portals opening

>>19071453
She knows that the dick always remembers.

>> No.19071550
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>>19071512
As I recall he mentioned he really enjoyed making the cheshire doujin and would like to do another, no telling when he might actually do that though.

And I don't know if you can say he is really "working" on a game. As far as we know he just has some general ideas that he made art for a couple years ago. If I recall right the concept was that your character has a lilim wife who wants him to go out and make a harem (she uses her magic to make him still attractive to monsters despite being married), so he has an adventure seeking out various monster girls and courting/fighting them.

A redone wererabbit and some others came out of those ideas though, so that's nice.

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>>19071422
>>19071393
>>19071304

>> No.19071564

Can a shoggoth shapeshift into a kiki?

>> No.19071567

>>19071550
Fucking a Wererabbit must be so... floofy.
Facesitting from her sounds more comfy than erotic.

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>>19071564
Almost.

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>>19071550
I vaguely remember him saying he was going to work on it after the second encyclopedia but obviously that never came, he jumped right into doing profiles and working on the next world guide.

>> No.19071585

>>19071563
Jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.19071586

>>19071563
Scary!

>> No.19071590

>>19071550
If he really liked making the doujin it's likely we may see at least another doujin from him.

>>19071567
Imagine lying on her lap after a long day.

>> No.19071600

>>19071578
Aww. She tried so hard too.

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I wanna be served by a mer-maid.

>> No.19071604

I feel like KC won't have time to work on a game unless he can live entirely off MGE sales. He's currently focused on World Guide 3, and his releases of new girls has already slowed down a lot.

KC needs to find ways to get funds from foreign fans. MGE has a bit of a fanbase in Russia, and I wouldn't mind donating if he set up an English patreon.

>> No.19071608

>>19071563
God I wish that was me.

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>>19071563
He gave his life that others might escape.

>> No.19071615

>>19071590
Lying under a tree, end of a long summer day, head buried in Wererabbit wife’s fluffy thighs and lap? Can’t get more comfy.

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>>19071082

>> No.19071625

>>19071604
He makes a fair bit from Enty I think, last I checked it came out at 800 dollars worth of yen or so.
The English fanbase would likely throw a fair bit at him and even if it wasn't enough for him to live on it'd be nice it it allowed him to cut down on his work hours a little.

>> No.19071637

>>19071615
Fur is best for cool weather though; Wererabbits are for blanket cuddling. Also blanket fugging, but that need not even be said.

>> No.19071645

>>19071637
How fast do you think a Wererabbit wife could jackhammer those hips if you told her to go all out?
>”Yosh! Hold on tight honey!”

>> No.19071653

>>19071604
We're better off with him not being financially reliant on white devils.

>> No.19071655

>>19071615
Then the fireworks go off after the sun sets.

(in more ways than one)

>> No.19071675

>>19071655
Aww man, this is getting just the right kind of steamy. That’s when you hoist her up against the tree for some deep slow lovin and she gasps and moans while nibbling your ear and whispers ‘breed me’, heart pounding like a- well, a jackrabbit.

>> No.19071687

>>19071653
>implying we're all white

>> No.19071697

>>19071675
>>19071655
Years later, your Octuplet daughters ask why you and Mom get so excited to celebrate Independence Day

>> No.19071712

>>19071687
It's all subjective

>> No.19071713

>>19071550
His first idea for a second doujin was a Wilmarina one.
As for the game it's been radio silence for as long as I remember. Without making assumptions we can only observe that his priorities have changed.

>>19071563
>They assault and have sex with human men day and night. In order to increase the number of “lolicon onii-chan” who love sex with a childish body more than anything else
This is how a respectable Christian young man becomes a not-so-respectable Sabbath onii-chan.

>> No.19071721

>>19071645
With wererabbits I tend to imagine it's a matter of asking her NOT to go all out. Unless the mood very specifically dictates it, she'd usually go as fast or as hard as she could (or both). That said, there should still be girls capable of going faster.

>> No.19071725
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19071725

Snek butt.

>> No.19071737

>>19070898
Maybe because furries belong on >>/trash/

>>19070536
Problem is don't know enough about Meso-American culture or naming conventions to make it work.

>> No.19071746

>>19071604
If MGE becomes his job then whether he wants it or not he will be driven to make the most popular content possible. That means he will be severely limited as to what he can draw and write.
MGE being his side project along with his actual job is for the best. I only wish he used some of the money he got from it to take time off and make sure he makes the comiket deadlines, seeing new content getting delayed multiple times is sad.

>>19071725
The scientific term is lamiass.
Is there an anus in there?

>> No.19071751

>>19071746
>INB4 hole in spine

>> No.19071761

>>19071721
Who could possibly jack their hips faster than a rabbit?

>> No.19071767

>>19071725
I think snake panties should be a kind of a harem dancer type of thing with a curtain of fabric at front and back, the ones in that picture don't make sense.

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>>19071767
>a curtain of fabric at front and back
Isn't that a loincloth?

>> No.19071780

>>19071761
Cockatrice and baphomet. Beelzebub should also be able to give her a run for her money, even if she has to cheat.

>> No.19071792

reminder that a self sustaining airship the the only way to avoid monster girls
Dragons would be too lazy to raid it and you can use non violent takedowns to shoo harpies

>> No.19071797

>>19071792
>>>/tg/

>> No.19071822

>>19071792
Gremlins can build airships too.

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>>19071792
You're forgetting about some blatantly non-lazy dragons.

>> No.19071835

>>19071737
all they want is to love

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>>19071822
>Gremlin air pirates
Nathalie Zachary pls stay gone

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>>19071835

>> No.19071853

>>19071829
Wyvern is the patrician dragon wife choice. Fit, active, fast, and with a BIG ol booty. Also loyal equals instead of haughty or simple or anything.

>> No.19071857

>>19071792
FOOL!
All you need is one tanuki or rata and your plan falls apart

>Anon creates something like a SHIELD helicarrier
>All goes acording to plan until a monster find out about it
>Word gets to a Lilim and soon the she launches a raid on the airship
>Winged creatures simply grab the men and jump overbord, thnderbirds fry the engines and while a lilim uses magic to bring the hole thing down without it crashing.
>The once proud captain is now a shell of his former self, forced to pleasure his new monster wife on top of the wreckage of his dreams, his crew all turned or raped

>> No.19071871

>>19071852
Get that trash out of here

>> No.19071877

>>19071853
That’s not Ryus though.

>> No.19071878

>>19071857
A happier ending for the captain would be just living on the airship with a lilim for a wife.
Destroying the airship feels a bit too mean spirited for a guy who just didn't want to be bothered.

>> No.19071883

This is what happens when you get caught by P'Orcs. https://twitter.com/revertan3/status/982966664302968832

>> No.19071884

>>19071878
>a lilim for a wife
I'm sold

>> No.19071887

>>19071878
What Lilim would want to marry some loon on a blimp?

>> No.19071901

>>19071877
>Fit
EEEHN. She’s a soft layabout!
>Active
EEEHN. See above!
>Fast
Nope. She couldn’t outslither a slime!
>Big Booty
Hardly! She’s a dumb glorified gardner snake with an elaborate sprinkler system. Not even close!

>> No.19071902

>>19071857
I hate these monsters are complete assholes stories that seem to just be edgy for the sake of being edgy

>> No.19071906

>>19071887
Rigid dirigibles are a chuuni woman's romance.

>> No.19071930

>>19071902
fuck it
I'm all for some sunshine right how
how to we make this an uplifting story without getting too pro monster preachy?

>> No.19071931

>>19071901
>EEEHN
Reminder that Global Rule #2 exists.

>> No.19071943

>>19071857
monsters do not destroy hopes and dreams just for some fuk

>> No.19071945

>>19071581
>PARTNAR

>> No.19071951

>>19071943
Evil monsters do it for fun, the fuk is just the icing on the cake.

>> No.19071954

>>19071930
airship gets into a storm and nearly crashes (with no survivors) but is saved by a bunch of aerial mgs

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>>19071943
O RLY?

>> No.19071963

>>19071563
>that huge hand
Spooky!

>> No.19071969

>>19071963
Yeti’d

>> No.19071990

>>19071969
Hugg'd Vol XCIII

>> No.19071992

>>19071969
>getting raped by a loli yeti
That poor, lucky man.

>> No.19072004

>>19071776
I think there's some kind of a difference between it and a loincloth, not entirely sure. I want a loli apophis wearing a silky white one regardless.

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Cakes very serious about marriage

>> No.19072015

>>19071852
>he likes guro

>> No.19072021

>>19072015
>he doesn't like guro

>> No.19072023

>>19072015
Furries deserve extermination.

>> No.19072027

>>19071931
>>19071901
What’s EEEHN?

>> No.19072029

>>19072013
Is this boatshit?
It looks like boatshit.

>> No.19072032

>>19072021
I prefer my cute girls intact thank you very much.

>> No.19072034

>>19072029
no, she's from granblue

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>>19072015
> tfw you fapped to brain eater

>> No.19072039

>>19072034
Fuck off with your boatshit

>> No.19072042

>>19072023
Show us where they touched you.

>> No.19072052

>>19072039
Since when does Granblue have boatsluts?

>> No.19072053

>>19071969
Scary and cute hugs!

>> No.19072054

>>19072027
I was trying for onomatopoeia of a ‘wrong’ buzzer sound.

>> No.19072057

>>19072027
Autistic screeching

>> No.19072058

>>19072039
I didn't post that though, I just wanted to answer your question

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>>19072013
Harsh girls who are huge softies on the inside are so damn good.
>>19072039
Silly anon.

>> No.19072066

>>19072058
I asked the (curt) question, I ain’t that guy.

>> No.19072076

>>19071951
>>19071959
No, they don't.

>> No.19072080

>>19072066
whoops, my bad

>> No.19072081

>>19072039
Dumb anon.

>> No.19072082

>>19072042
Go back to /trash/ furfag.

>> No.19072088
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>>19072082
Sorry I don’t spend effort getting enraged over faggots who will never affect me in any way.

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>>19072076

>> No.19072097

>>19072088
Don't you have more productive things to do, like defending Jews on Stormfront?

>> No.19072099

>>19072092
>tfw you don’t get to enter heaven because some thirsty ghost thot grabbed you first

>> No.19072106

>>19072097
Give us another one!

>> No.19072108

>>19072099
>"I'll take 'Things that incite a Valkyrie to ghost murder' for $400, Alex."

>> No.19072115

>>19072099
My face is an O-face

>> No.19072116

>>19071930
>/tg/ anon gets portaled
>his natural paranoia mixes with a complete inability to understand the concepts of an unreliable narrator and "freedom as long as it's in the spirit of the setting"
>believes every single monster is a 24/7 brutal rape machine, hacks together a hot air balloon to escape and keep his pelvis intact
>ends up accidentally globetrotting because hot air balloons are hard to control, meets a ton of monstergirls
>they're actually mostly kindhearted and a little lonely, if just a bit awkwardly forward
>ends up solving their problems when touching down for supplies, leaves in his balloon when everything is good
>finally decides to settle down after realizing the world is not so scary
>but waiting for him when he finally does is every monstergirl he's helped on his travels with lovingly yandere smiles
>maybe some of that initial paranoia had been justified

>> No.19072121

>>19072088
Leave, furfag.

>> No.19072130

>>19072088
Liar

>> No.19072132

>They move around inside the water without making a sound, and when they spot a man, after gazing fixedly at him, they launch themselves upon him without so much as a warning. They certainly do look like reasonless monsters launching an attack to kill and devour their prey.
Would you be able to maintain composure when a huge fluffy snakes suddenly leaps at you? She just wants to say hi and ask you out.

>> No.19072145

>>19072132
No, sounds like at least in the moment it would be absolutely terrifying. I hope she doesn’t mind me screaming and flailing.

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>>19072088
Don't use best goat for your shitposting.

>> No.19072151

>>19072132
So we can add Bunyip to regular residents of swamptown.

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>>19072147
but he didn't

>> No.19072155

>>19072151
I can't hear the word "swamp" without thinking of that song.

>> No.19072172

>>19072151
>swamp pussy
I bet it stinks.

>> No.19072176

>>19072153
>tfw you will never receive a loving note from a Satyros
>Maybe it's the wine talking Anon, but you got a dick that won't quit. They got these big chewy pretzels here wwiefweofubwpvf five dollars???!! Getouttahere.

>> No.19072200

>>19072153
He technically did because they both share that title.

>> No.19072201

>>19072145
>I hope she doesn’t mind me screaming and flailing.
That will just make her more flustered and cause her to rape you harder to calm you down.
The cuddles afterwards will also be more intense because of how afraid you were.

>>19072151
>Habitat The waterside of rivers and lakes, etc.
The kind of Bunyip who'd chose to live in the swamp would be even bigger and scarier.

>> No.19072202

>>19072151
Mayor Darkmage has let the town go to shit ever since that orphan boy came along! She spends all day homeschoolin him and not a damn minute runnin things!

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>>19072202
>homeschoolin
Is that what they're calling it now?

>> No.19072235

How do you imagine a romantic date with a Hellhound wife/girlfriend is like? Is it just 24 hours rape?

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>>19072211
being pushed around by a big oneesan is my fetish

>> No.19072255

>There are anons actually defending furfaggotry here

>> No.19072258

>>19072244
It's a patrician fetish.

>> No.19072259

>>19072147
Then what are you doing?

>> No.19072264

>>19072244
Excellent tastes.

>> No.19072266

I want to be a supervillain who goes around raping little loli Kakuens and spanking their tushies!

I want to call myself the Mr. Banana Rammer!

>> No.19072269

>>19072201
>”HELLO! dO YoU LikE fLuFf?"
>”AAAAHHHH!”
>”Aaaaahhhhh! I’m sorry! Let me help you! My fluff feels good!”
>”What the fuck?!?”
>”You wanna fuck? IM SO HAPPY!”
>”AHHHH!
>”AHHHH!”

What peaceful, loving creatures.

>> No.19072277

>>19072255
It's obviously an off-site shitter.

>> No.19072283

>>19072269
Ahh, first dates.

>> No.19072286

>>19072255
it's clearly just the one guy in this case and he didn't exactly get good responses, relax.

>> No.19072288

>>19072269
Yip! Yip!

Bunyip!

>> No.19072292

>>19072269
I wanna pop a balloon next to her ear!

>> No.19072306

>>19072255
>anons
>plural

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