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19051280 No.19051280 [Reply] [Original]

You better whip out that donger and root me pussy or I'll hit you with a boomerang.

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>> No.19051321
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19051321

First for 'hans

>> No.19051329

x is best girl

>> No.19051373

I want to lick the sweat off a muscular MG!

>> No.19051380

>>19051280
Huff the Aussie fluff

>> No.19051413

>>19051280
Loli ojou doms are great. Especially if they are really powerful

>> No.19051424
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How can Yetis ever compete?

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>>19051280
I want to make tiny fluff snakes with her.

>> No.19051446

>>19051424
Assuming that she's still cold-blooded, Yeti will ultimately be the more practical fluff cuddler, even though yip has her soundly beaten in actual cuddling.

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>>19051424
Bunnyip isn't a Winter zone monster, she's from NotStraya cunt. In fact she's an underwater river beastie. She's fluffy because of reasons.

>> No.19051461

>>19051373
Hey anon

>> No.19051465

>>19051461
Hey

>> No.19051471
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19051471

What is the cat version of a kyuubi?

Just a nekomata?

>> No.19051473

>>19051465
I love you

>> No.19051477
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>>19051435
>>19051424
>>19051280
gonna shear the snek

>> No.19051482

>>19051473
Why?

>> No.19051484

>>19051471
Nekomata/Bakeneko.

Then the Indian version would be RAKSHASA

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>>19051458
>Wet fur
After the raping is done, she's getting a bath. I'm not putting up with that smell. And I'm sure she wouldn't say no to a bath from husband.

>> No.19051494

>>19051482
Just because

>> No.19051512

>>19051491
Some say she uses her tail tip to rape the throats of men who scream too much as they're dragged into the water.

>> No.19051516

>>19051512
>Implying it’s not in a panic that they’ll drown

>> No.19051519 [DELETED] 

/mgg/ - malignant garbage general

>> No.19051527

>>19051491
Read the profile you stupid fuck.

>> No.19051532

>>19051527
I DONT WANT TO

ok

>> No.19051533

>2 weeks
>No Beast update
Wonder what he's doing?

>> No.19051544

>>19051527
By all means post the english profile for the entire thread to read.

>> No.19051546

>>19051532
READ NIGGA

>> No.19051552

>>19051544
Go back to the last tread where it was posted, anon.

>> No.19051554

>>19051533
Probably still writing whatever he's going to update, though I havent seen him much on the circlejerk either.

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>>19051512

>> No.19051567
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>>19051280

>> No.19051572 [DELETED] 

All I what in life is for a jabberwock to ride me with a crazed face like this. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.19051573

>>19051552
No

>> No.19051577
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>>19051532
Lamia Family / Reptile Type

Habitat: Shores of rivers, lakes etc

Disposition: Fierce, weak, timid

Diet: Carnivorous, wild animals etc

A kind of lamia dwelling around shores. Their entire body is covered in thick fur, and their eyes shine with a mysterious light.

Among the Lamia family, their size is most prodigious, as well as their strength and agility, letting them assault prey by coiling up like a spring.

A strong bestial nature dwells within them, and they are feared for their tendency to aggressively attack men for the purpose of reproduction. Contrary to their wild appearance, their usual disposition is one of eerie silence, camouflaging themselves and hiding away in the water. Due to this, sightings of them are often misinterpreted as beasts with bird-like beaks, or beasts with huge tails, and they're often treated as unidentified monsters (not monster girls, mind you. The profile makes a clear distinction here).

They move about in the water without making a sound, looking for a man, and if they find one, they will carefully observe him, and then strike. Their appearance resembles a simple predator attacking prey and going for the kill, but they are in fact rather intelligent, and normally, their reason will be able to suppress their bestial nature. If you are able to interact with them, their timid nature may even come to light. They aren't very good at holding conversations, and are especially bad at talking to men. Even though they desire intimacy, they can't bring out a single word, and they completely blank out when a man is placed in front of them. In other words, the way they gaze at prey is simply them worrying over how to approach the man and talk to him, and their violent assault simply springs from their inability to control their impulses when overwhelmed by doubt and confusion.

Like other Lamia types, they have a preference for full body hugs, using their lower bodies to wrap around a man. They seek intimate contact, and although the usual predatory clinginess of a lamia can be seen in them, at the same time, they resemble a girl holding on to a big stuffed animal and not letting go more than anything.

Among Lamia types, their snake body is particularly soft, and their fur infused with mana is wonderfully comforting, maintaining peak fluffiness even when soaking wet. Though it's in a rather unique way, they still have the enchanting, devilish body of a monster, and it's said that anyone they wrap around will be overwhelmed by the comforting fluffiness and be completely unable to resist.

Intercourse with individuals who surrendered to their base nature will be intensely fierce, and they will suck up a man's semen without mercy. Those who lose themselves this way won't be stopped even if their target may be disgusted by their appearance.

Outside of this however, they will wrap around their husbands and embrace them, but resembling shy, blushing maidens more than violent monsters. During intercourse they'll worry about their husband's wellbeing, while awkwardly moving their hips. However, like a beast with sharp fangs seizing down on its prey in one fell swoop, and closing down for the deathblow, once their vagina tightens up around the man, even if she did not intend to do so, the man's penis they swallowed up will be attacked with overwhelming pleasure, and will ejaculate until he is completely spent and exhausted.

>> No.19051582
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19051582

All I want in life is for a jabberwock to ride me with a crazed face like this. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.19051588

>>19051573
Then don't complain when someone calls you retarded.

>> No.19051589

>>19051577
So she's a tomoko?

>> No.19051594 [DELETED] 

>>19051577
>spoonfeeding a retarded faggot

>> No.19051596

>>19051582
Yes.

>> No.19051601
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>>19051582
That wock could use a sandwich.

>> No.19051602

>>19051588
You don't tell me what to

>> No.19051607

>>19051602
Here's your last (You). Go back to /monster/.

>> No.19051613

>>19051577
Is this the first monster girl to canonically suffer from social anxiety?
Poor girl just wants to court, you, but she panics and rapes you instead.

>> No.19051615

>>19051491
Bio states her fur is magic and cannot get wet

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>>19051613
>Is this the first monster girl to canonically suffer from social anxiety?
No.

>> No.19051622

>>19051615
That’s kind of a shame.

Can’t wash her and watch her fluff up

>> No.19051623

>>19051617
Sorry, should have said
>Is this the first good monster girl to canonically suffer from social anxiety?

>> No.19051625

>>19051617
Imagine having both
Wait, can you even have a harem with chaos and non chaos girls?

>> No.19051629

>>19051577
>”Oh damn, he’s handsome. I want to tell him I’m interested in dating him”
>”Shit, I don’t know how to talk to guys!”
>”Oh no! He’s walking away, what do I do? Don’t leave me!”
>”I know! I’ll rape him! That’s a good icebreaker right? I don’t know what else to do! Here I go!”
>[UNRELENTING SEXUAL VIOLENCE]
>”Ahhh! I got him! He’s my wonderful husband!”

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>>19051601
I do like 'em a bit THICCer, not too THICC though. Pic related is the limit

>> No.19051643
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>>19051629
Still a better love story than Twilight.

>> No.19051644

>>19051629
That's not really what she does.

>> No.19051653
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>>19051644
What does she do then genius?

>> No.19051661

>>19051625
No rule against it and it'd be fun to have a salamander riding on your shoulders as a wendigo's coat man.

>> No.19051670

>>19051653
She runs through so many different ideas for how to court a man she likes that her body decides to say fuck it and rape the man. She'll be constantly apologizing while crushing your pelvis.

>> No.19051673

>>19051670
>Sorry! I got stuck on taking you out for pizza or Mexican and got stuck!

>> No.19051674

>>19051670
>She'll be constantly apologizing while crushing your pelvis.
She wouldn't apologize
The autistic threadcanon has already begun

>> No.19051678

>>19051321
Do dollarhams enjoy the old neckhole onahole or do they find it degrading and insulting?

>> No.19051687

>>19051674
>Being mad because you don't know how to read.
ok autist.

>> No.19051698

>>19051643
I wonder if they get pissed if you show them the Twilight movies or something.

>> No.19051701

>>19051644
Honest reply, what did I fail to mention, or overstate?

>>19051670
I’ll concede the part about multiple ideas but I don’t see where it says she would be apologetic. >>19051577 specifically states
>they will suck up a man's semen without mercy

>> No.19051702

>>19051698
>Screams in romanian

>> No.19051708

>>19051701
Alright whatever. Let's all just erase the shy part of her from our minds.

>> No.19051712

>>19051708
Shy does not mean apologetic

>> No.19051714
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19051714

Would you fertilize her eggs?

>> No.19051716

>>19051712
Still should just get rid of that part of her. It's useless and does nothing good.

>> No.19051719
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>>19051701
>>19051712
Show me where it specifically says she doesn't apologize.

>> No.19051723
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>>19051601

>> No.19051724

>>19051719
That's not how it works
The burden of proof is on you

>> No.19051732 [DELETED] 

>>19051723
This image was never funny and you spamming it isn't funny either.

>> No.19051733
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>>19051563

>> No.19051736

>>19051714
No to hell with the deep

>> No.19051739

>>19051733
Bad series.
Bad girls.
Bad poster.

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>>19051424
Warn all married monsters; their homes and relationships may be in dire jeopardy!

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>19051732
>Spamming it

You're not even getting a (you) for that you lazy yank.

>> No.19051752

What kind of Monstergirl would have an irrational fear of gap moe and would fruitlessly crusade against it?

>> No.19051754
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>>19051733
>Z-ton

>> No.19051758

>>19051746
>shit tier political edits
This was never funny either, anon.

>> No.19051759

why do some of you guys not like Z-ton?

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>>19051752
A humangirl

>> No.19051764

>>19051754
>Kemono Friends

>> No.19051768
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>>19051759
He went full /d/

>> No.19051769

>>19051759
He's a terrible artist who has garbage fetishes.

>> No.19051775
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>>19051435

>> No.19051780

>>19051733
Good snake.
>>19051759
People holding some old doujins against him and not judging stuff on a work by work basis. Besides, he's not even the writer for it and it's serialized so it's not like hardcore ntr is going to pop out of nowhere.

>> No.19051789
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>>19051780
>old doujins
Nigger his worst stuff is also the most recent

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>All this consistent angererrery posting about literally anything and everything
>Some of it almost exactly 1m apart from each other due to posting cooldown

Nice to have you back PMSAnon.

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Best goddess.

>> No.19051807

>>19051280
Am I looking at this picture the wrong way or does she have four tits

>> No.19051808

>>19051780
>defending z-ton of all people
My god.

>> No.19051811

>>19051807
You asked this last time and you got your answer there.

>> No.19051813

>>19051797
>>>/reddit/

>> No.19051815

>>19051780
The old doujins are the good ones, his stuff now is even worse

>> No.19051818

I want to be forced to lick a minotaurs armpits!

>> No.19051820

>>19051807
a piece of fluff left of the belly button makes it look that way, but no

>> No.19051821

>>19051818
That's gross.

>> No.19051823
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>>19051344
>His loli Wight is still one of the best pieces of monster girl art out there for me. I wish he'd do more monster girls as lolis and more normally loli races as taller.
Agreed, he draws top tier lolis.

>> No.19051828

>>19051789
They're old in the sense that it's not what he's doing now. Z-ton's went "mainstream" in the sense that he got an ova and got a gig doing art for a legitimate manga.He can't get away with the shit that he used to.
>>19051808
Eh, less defending him and more the guy actually doing the writing for it. It's a shame to see a perfectly fun manga get hate over someone who has no control over the direction of it.

>> No.19051829

>>19051821
How?

>> No.19051832

>>19051820
Ah, now I see it

>> No.19051833
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>>19051807
I think KC fixed it.

>> No.19051834

>>19051554
I'm trying to get a licence to be a security guard

>> No.19051837

>>19051800
>abjobs
>skullfucks
Very good.

>> No.19051840

>>19051280
>>19051807
That's all I can see too, no idea what angle people are looking at it to not see that.
>>19051820
No idea what you're talking about either.
>>19051833
I genuinely see no difference other than bottom right being slightly darker.

>> No.19051843

>>19051829
It's unsanitary and would taste disgusting.

>> No.19051845
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>>19051837
>skullfucks
Begone /d/.

>> No.19051847

>>19051828
>less defending him and more the guy actually doing the writing for it.
By focusing entirely on Z-Ton? Yeah, sure you aren't defending him anon.

>> No.19051848

>>19051845
That's what she gets for having such a lewd eye socket!

>> No.19051850

>>19051843
>unsanitary
Wrong.

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>>19051698

>> No.19051856

>>19051840
I think it's a combination of hip fur + weird belly/torso wich makes the illusion of boob when there is actually none.

>> No.19051858

>>19051850
Right.

>> No.19051862

>>19051847
Explaining that those are in the past and he's not in control of what he draws now is defending? I'm glad he's restricted like that.

>> No.19051864
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>Of course, no Berserker can rival me in elegance and breeding

>> No.19051867

>>19051858
unsanitary or not I'd still do it for her

>> No.19051868

>>19051834
I still don't get how you brits enjoy cricket.
It's like a hakutaku knew what baseball was and couldn't explain it.

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>> No.19051875

>>19051864
I dunno, Nightingale is cute.

>> No.19051876
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>>19051823
I want her to look at me like I'm human garbage.

>> No.19051879

>>19051868
“The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity. ”

― George Bernard Shaw

>> No.19051880

>>19051834
When the fuck did it become necessary for people to need a licence to become a security guy?

>> No.19051883
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>>19051876
Imagine being an Order soldier sent to defeat her and biting off way more than you can chew.

>> No.19051887

>>19051880
BritBong

>> No.19051890

>>19051862
I'd prefer it if he never drew again.

>> No.19051892

>>19051883
I want to try to defeat a loli monster and get punished forever sexually.

>> No.19051894

>>19051880
The states require licenses too depending on what you're guarding and what equipment you want to use on duty.

>> No.19051895

>>19051823
>>19051876
>>19051883
I want Nav to try his hand at drawing different Wightlolis with varying degrees of pear.

>> No.19051897

>>19051800
Agreed. I'd grind my ass off and make Ares proud.

>> No.19051898

>>19051883
Only way it could end better is being stepped on.

>> No.19051903

>>19051868
>It's like a hakutaku knew what baseball was and couldn't explain it.
You do realise that I know want a hakutaku that can't explain sports?
>>19051879
I prefer T20 rules to cricket, same shit but it only goes for about 3 hours as opposed to the standard 5 day stuff
Good for something to fill the background while I write

>> No.19051910

>>19051868
No one where I live gives a cares about cricket. Football on the other hand, people won't shut up about.
>>19051880
Most places here want to know the person guarding them is actually capable. Would you leave a succubus guarding an all boy's middle school?

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>>19051887
My sympathies.

>> No.19051920

>>19051894
>>19051834
So while we are on this topic, Beast and other anon.
What do you learn on this course and how would monster girls fit in?

>> No.19051923
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GOTHman
I'll go commit sudoku now

>> No.19051930

>>19051923
Monster who is a big titty goth is the best monster.

>> No.19051934

>>19051892
You should be careful about collecting that bounty on a loli Wight. If you lose, you'll be her manservant/sextoy for the rest of your life.

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>>19051910
>Would you leave a succubus guarding an all boy's middle school?
Yes

>> No.19051946

>>19051923
WHORISH
Like a Black Harpy!

>> No.19051947

>>19051923
Now that's a good off profile design.

>> No.19051965

>>19051934
More like forever. She'd get her Lich friend to raise you back from the grave.

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>>19051934
>This but with an angry loli wight
Would accept that fate and all that comes with it.

>> No.19051968

>>19051875
Cutest nurse

>> No.19051972

>>19051945
>welcomes everybody at the school entrance every day
>except she always does something lewd when it comes to you

>> No.19051973

>>19051945
I want to fight a Dark Knight while she asks if I'm really fine with the Order just using me to further their agenda.

>> No.19051974

>>19051968
She'd make a good...what would she be?

>> No.19051975

>>19051934
>If you lose, you'll be her manservant/sextoy for the rest of your life.
Don't threaten me with a good time

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19051979

Post lilies.

>> No.19051981

>>19051974
Honestly?
Generic succubutt, she’d be too hard to force into anything else

>> No.19051985
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Loli vampires are for _______

>> No.19051986

>>19051920
Work environment stuff, and how violence is a last resort, removal of the drunk and disordly, dealing with drugs ect.

As far as monstergirls go, golem or soldier beetle would make good door guards, not exactly sure about griffon

>> No.19051991
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>>19051974
Unicorn, obviously.

>> No.19051992
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I never used to like kiki's before. I've always been a shogg fan, but the image of having a kiki with a sinister plan giving me this face after making my dinner, giving the implication she drugged it and will take advantage of me later, does things to me. I want a sinister kiki meido now.

>> No.19051996

>>19051981
There's no monster dedicated to healing injured people? There should be, there's gotta be a Yokai who does that.
>>19051991
Crazy fucking Unicorn, awesome.

>> No.19052000
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>>19051992
>master

>> No.19052003

>>19051985
>Loli vampires are for
Sleeping together naked in a coffin with

>> No.19052006

>>19051985
viva la revolution

>> No.19052023
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19052023

Hellhounds are good girls.

>> No.19052024
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>>19051883
>implying a Order Soldier would get past the water level to reach her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5zYp4hph_Q

What you needed to do was send an Order Hero or higher.

>> No.19052026

>>19051992
Can you even call yourself Master anymore once your kiki has taken control of you? You should call her Mistress and dress her in princess dresses and dress as a butler yourself.

>> No.19052027

>>19051855
>"WRYYYYYYYYYYY"

>> No.19052030

>>19051855
Someone should calm her down.

>> No.19052034

>>19051985
Being dommed by

>> No.19052038
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Always exercise caution when handling krakens.

>> No.19052040

>>19051577
Bully the snek

>> No.19052041

>>19052038
No! I'll touch her tentacles in a lot of weird ways and then squish.

>> No.19052046

>>19051876
>>19051883
I'd like to just comfortably live in the undead kingdom and date the tsundere loliwight.

>> No.19052045

>>19051855
Could you bless me with an MGE Vamp that has an appreciation for asymmetry, right down to her wing cape and hairstyle?

>> No.19052054

>>19051996
.....FUCK
I just realized something.

Make her a unicorn, albeit less a mess and more an iron hearted healer.

>> No.19052059

>>19052038
What is she doing with that tentacle?

>> No.19052060
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19052060

Plant butt.

>> No.19052062

>>19052026
Probably not, I guess at that point it's mostly just roleplay, but because she's a meido at heart, she doesn't mind it the slightest. She likes the role. It's just that she does things from time to time to make sure you know that she's in control

>> No.19052068 [SPOILER] 
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>>19051974
What if, and bare with me here,

>> No.19052069
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>>19052059
Nothing. This isn't Violated Hero.

>> No.19052073

>>19052062
>does things from time to time to make sure you know that she's in control
Like pour tea on your head?

>> No.19052080

>>19052069
Why haven't you been banned yet.

>> No.19052085
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>>19051967
>Loli Wight yanking you by a silk collar into her crotch and demanding you do a good job before she releases you.
>Loli Wight slamming her wide hips down on you as she calls you names.
>Loli Wight smirking as she forces you to put on a show for her and massage her.

>>19051975
It'll be insulting to be dressed in embarrassing outfits and bossed around and harassed all day by someone so small.

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>> No.19052121

>>19052103
That face looks abysmal.

>> No.19052126

>>19052103
Awful.

>> No.19052127

>>19051789
>>19051768
>Wasting two images on butthurt from a well-known MGG shitposter
Never change lads

>> No.19052130

>>19051895
If there's some pictures I'd love to see from him, it would be a loli Demon and a loli Dark Mage.

>> No.19052134

>>19052073
Well I was thinking more along the lines like I mentioned earlier, drugging your food then proceeding to tie you up and have her way with you. But I could see a kiki who's in control doing what you said if you get a little too critical of her work, I wouldn't mind it

>> No.19052136

I want a dominant MG to spit in my mouth!

>> No.19052137
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>>19052027
NAIIIIIIIISU!

>> No.19052141
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>>19052137
I know what she's aiming at.

>> No.19052144

>>19051872
Too fucking adorable.

>> No.19052168

>>19052054
>less of a mess
But the mess is the best part!
>>19052068
>Nightingale harpies
Yes please.

>> No.19052169

>>19052085
>loli wight making you crawl on all fours and ear her out
>loli wight making you help bathe her while wearing a blindfold
>loli wight using you as a chair while she drinks tea with her vampire friend

>> No.19052182

>>19051855
That pic got a good laugh out of me.
Now I want to see compilations of outraged Vampires on monstertube.

>> No.19052183

>>19051972
>Hello
>Hello
>Nice to See You
>Hello
>Ravish My Pussy
>Hello
>Hello
>Hello

>> No.19052200 [DELETED] 
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19052200

Unicorns are ___/

>> No.19052204

>>19052183
>>Ravish My Pussy
wait what

>> No.19052205

>>19052200
Anon are you ready for what's to come from this image?

>> No.19052209

>19052200
You're not getting a (you) from me, monster boy spammer.

>> No.19052211

>>19052200
>>>/trash/
Kill yourself, but atleast delete that garbage before you step off the chair.

>> No.19052215

>>19052200
Monster boy shit aside, the idea of tsundere uniforms is a fun one.

>> No.19052223

Why are people so hostile towards monster boys
I can understand not liking it but the absolute level of butthurt is ridiculous

>> No.19052224
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>>19052215
>uniforms

>> No.19052228

Bad bait.

>> No.19052231
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>19052223
>>>/tg/

>> No.19052232

>>19052231
What does /tg/ have to do with anything

>> No.19052238

>>19052223
You have to go back, /chaos/ nigger.

>> No.19052240

>>19052223
For a lot of people I assume its not so much hostility as it is an understanding that this topic is for monster girls, not monster boys. But maybe its just me.

>> No.19052242

>>19052224
Tsundere uniform Ittan-momen!
>"I-it's not like I'm covering you because I like you or anything. You just need to wear a proper uniform....what do you mean "it's the weekend"?

>> No.19052243 [DELETED] 

>>19052238
See my point?

>> No.19052246

>>19052121
Thats what happens when you get punched to the face so often

>> No.19052249 [DELETED] 

>>19052240
There is a MASSIVE difference between
>This is a monster only thread fuck off
and
>REEEEEEEE KILL YOURSELF FOR REEEEEEEE BACK TO /CHAOS/ REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19052252

>>19052240
>>19052249
Go back.

>> No.19052258

>>19052224
I may or may not have been thinking about nurses.

>> No.19052260 [DELETED] 

>>19052252
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19052265

>19052223
>Go into thread about subject A
>"Hey guys look at my pictures about subject B"
>Get told to fuck off
>"Wow why are you so hostile?"
You know what you're doing. My 3 year old nephew likes to act stupid and then run and cry to a different adult when he's told to stop, so congratulations on having the mind of a toddler.

>> No.19052272
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>>19052232
/tg/ gets butthurt at the idea of anything being all-female. When they did a KanColle quest, they made some of the burger boats male because apparently having ships incarnate solely as girls is unfair or something.

>> No.19052273

>>19052265
The picture wasn't ABOUT subject B it just happended to contain subject B

>> No.19052284

>he's resorted to outright lying.
Dude my picture isn't about shit, it just has shit in it! Why are you so mad?

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>>19052249
You should get some electro-shock treatment for that homosexuality of yours since it's clear that it gave you the bright idea that /mgg/ would simply let you peddle your faggotry.
Or better yet, just leave forever or kill yourself since you have no place here.

>> No.19052289

>>19052168
I meant to say less of a blushing mess>>19052168
>>19052168

>> No.19052298

>>19052284
It's not lying though
The picture was not about the dude,it just contained a dude
Not allowing them at all even if they aren't the focus is just paranoid

>> No.19052299

>>19052272
/tg/ went to shit a long time ago

>> No.19052301

>>19052288
Scary moth.

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>>19052288
Didn't your mother teach you to recycle trash instead of throwing it away?

>> No.19052304 [DELETED] 

>>19052288
You should learn to stop getting so easily triggered over nothing you insecure crybaby

>> No.19052306
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>tfw some shitter on /v/ got an IP range ban that effects me

Guess I'm trapped on the island of /jp/an for whatever time period his ban ends on.

Due to the current below posting standards bullshit going on in this thread right now, why don't you help me change the subject and tell me your favorite MG from vidya?

Or even your favorite MGified versions of vidya related things, like those Last Guardian / SotC girls. Fucking anything other than the current conversation really.

>> No.19052308

>>19052260
This is 4chan, people freaking out over little things is sort of something you gotta not take too seriously if you want to stay sane. Heck, overreacting can be fun.

Or at least its better for my mental health to not believe people are legitimately as angry as they sometimes act on here, they're just using exaggeration to make their point.

>> No.19052309

>>19052288
Anon Jesus christ.

>> No.19052312

>>19052273
no if you post a normal dude and a unicorn talking with a crowd in the background and that crowd happens to have a monster boy visible in the distance that's "happened to contain"
If you post a unicorn and a monsterboy talking then that picture is about a unicorn and it is about a monsterboy and thus simply should not be posted here.
>>19052298
It's not paranoid, it's one of the rules decided for these threads.
Just kindly stop posting stuff that contains monster boys especially if they take a major place in that picture/story/whatever in these threads, it's that simple.

>> No.19052313

>the "you're insecure" faggot is trying to push monster boys
how (un)surprising

>> No.19052317

>>19052141
KONO STANDO:
『MAKKU ZA NAIFU』
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU

>> No.19052320

>>19052304
And nobody wants a piece of the shit you're into, get over it and fuck off.

>> No.19052322

>>19052306
>>tfw some shitter on /v/ got an IP range ban that effects me
What did he do?

>> No.19052324

>>19052298
Fuck off back where you came from, nobody wants cancerous parasites like you here.

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>>19052301
Cute moth.

>> No.19052326

So monster boys are now allowed? Well that's fucking awful.

>> No.19052327 [DELETED] 

>>19052312
>picture is about a unicorn and it is about a monsterboy and thus simply should not be posted here.
Imagine being so insecure
I fail to see the issue with a picture containing a monsterboy if it had a monstergirl
>Just kindly stop posting stuff that contains monster boys
I didn't
Kindly stop being so insecure

>> No.19052328

>>19052204
What what?

>> No.19052333

>>19052325
Terrible awful mean moth that does bad things to innocent people.

>> No.19052335 [DELETED] 

>>19052324
>>19052320
>>19052313
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.19052336
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>19052304
Why don't you do something more productive, like defending the GOP on Democratic Underground?

>> No.19052337

>19052273
>19052298

I have never seen this miserable failure at giving excuses before. It's like he's not even trying.

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>>19052322
I don't know? I'm just unlucky and within his IP range ban range.

>> No.19052347

>>19052327
>insecure this
>insecure that
You know your obsession with that word whenever someone doesn't agree with you about a given topic and your tendency to derail threads really gives you away. This is the third thread you've managed to shit up now.

>> No.19052349
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Everything’s better when it’s FREE* !

>> No.19052350

>attempting to defend monsterboys
Yikes.

>> No.19052352

>>19052336
>>19052343
The /chao/ shitter is ultra cancerous, but you really need to stop avatarfagging with the same Cheshire images every thread.

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>19052335
Nice projecting.

>> No.19052356

>>19052347
Okay now I'm convinced >>19052335
This is the exact same behaviour as the guy kicking up a storm over hellhounds. Report and ignore.

>> No.19052357

>>19052313
I do love it how his response to any criticism is "oh, stop being so insecure".Or just saying trying to throw mud around without making any actual argument.
It's funny in a sort of "look at him and laugh" way.

>> No.19052358 [DELETED] 

>>19052336
So you're saying this thread is a safe space for cowardly pussies?
Ok
>>19052337
not excuses if it's true
>>19052347
You are insecure so i'm gonna keep saying it
>>19052350
They are better desu

>> No.19052370

>>19052356
Considering his repeated use of 'insecure' its no surprise, he's like a poster that screams 'cuck' as loud as they can as if that somehow wins an argument

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>>19052358
>I'm right because I say so!
Isn't it past your bedtime?

>> No.19052383

>>19052377
It is kinda enjoyable to see cheshire kitten's first shitposts

>> No.19052386

>>19052377
>Isn't it past your bedtime?
He's probably for the land down under, so I think he just woke up.

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>>19052356
>Report and ignore.
First we need to purge and replace the mods

>> No.19052390

>>19052377
I want to make rude comments about Druella without any malicious intent behind them.

>> No.19052392

>>19052370
>>19052377

Let's just NOT keep talking about the obvious baiter here shall we?

>> No.19052393

Who do I talk to to get hired as a professional Kitsune impregnator?

>> No.19052394
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Alright boys, I think we have made our position clear. At this point there is no more reason to interact with the dude, just ignore/report him and let him continue to pretend to be retarded.

>> No.19052400
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>>19052386
Probably just got raped senseless by a bunyip.

>> No.19052401

>>19052390
Explain. I want to know more.

>>19052393
How good dose it pay?
I'll do it for free but I also want money.

>> No.19052403

>>19052392
Exactly, my man, I get that he is good at getting the last word, but when his last word is always no u there is no reason to argue with him. Of course his opinions are retarded, their meant to be. We need to stop arguing with him.

>> No.19052404

>>19052383
>”Hey Nyaddy!”
>”What is it?”
>S U C C

>> No.19052408
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>>19052352
How is a Final Fantasy XI-XII and Star Ocean 5 related to avatarfagging?

>> No.19052409
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>>19052045

>> No.19052410

>>19052393
Go to the loli kitsune shrine, they're looking

>> No.19052414
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19052414

Readng Scalebond made me think
Is there a "lesser" varient of a monster you would like to see?
Like a lesser dragon or lesser hinezumi

>> No.19052415

>>19052394
Atleast he seems to have finally accumulated enough reports that the mod/janny ignoring it can't do it anymore because other mods are noticing it. About time after he's done nothing but shitposted for several days straight.

>> No.19052416

>>19052409
noice one mate

>> No.19052417

>>19052404
That's my smug little shitposter

>> No.19052419

>>19052409
Now that's extra fabulous. Many thanks Kuro.

>> No.19052421
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>>19052403
Yeah, let's talk about delicious brown centaurs instead.

>> No.19052423

>>19052414
Lesser lich.
Would be kind of funny to see.

>> No.19052424

>>19052000
that's pretty meta.

>> No.19052425

>>19052394
Frostmourne-chan is a sword worth making into WIFE.

>> No.19052426

>>19052409
Does she stain those bandages herself?

>> No.19052428

>>19052409
What a stylish Vampire. Would work hard to become her impeccable butler.

>> No.19052430

>>19052288
Why are you proving him right? Why the fuck would you ever reply to "you are overreacting" with such a vitriolic comment? Fucking hell, you are so stupid. I fucking despise gay shit, so don't try saying I'm him. This post is so bad it feels like a falseflag against anti-gay posters.

>> No.19052432

>>19052401
>I want to know more.
I'd constantly say mean jokes based on what she says and does.

>> No.19052438

>>19052425
What sort of loser would marry their sword?

>> No.19052441

>>19052409
Fancy, really happy to see all the off profile stuff recently.

>> No.19052442
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>>19052383
Not even the most /d/eviant Cheshire would stoop so low as to talk about monsterboys.

>> No.19052445

>>19052393
At first, I thought you said impersonator.
>Anon really wants to have a Kitsune waifu
>Autism makes him insecure to just talk to her
>Anon goes to his local shrine in disguise to see what they like
>He has guitar strings glued to his face and ear headbands
>”How do you do my fellow kitsunes? I sure do want a husband. What are you looking for in one?”
>”Either take that shit off or start Alping you idiot.”

>> No.19052446

>>19052438
A man with a strong right arm.

>> No.19052453
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>>19052438
Rude.

>> No.19052452

>>19052414
What would a lesser lamia be like? A meek garden snake?

>> No.19052461

>>19052409
Is it just me, or does she look a little saggy?

>> No.19052462
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>>19052301
Not that scary

>> No.19052463 [SPOILER] 
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>>19052445
>He has guitar strings glued to his face
Please, no self-respecting MG wants a furshitter.

>> No.19052469

>>19052462
Very scary.

>> No.19052473

I want to kiss a wounded amazon on her scars

>> No.19052476
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>>19052462
She's a cold-blooded murderer!

>> No.19052480

>>19052469
The longer you look after the change, the softer it looks.

>> No.19052483

Well we got Bunyip.
Drop Bear when?

>> No.19052487

>>19052476
Well duh.

>> No.19052488
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>>19052463
One or two pairs of whiskers aren't so bad, but yeah kitsunes are better without.
Also that fox is a bully.

>> No.19052494 [SPOILER] 
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>>19052483
We already have 2 bears though.

>> No.19052496
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>>19052438
>>19052446
>every male death knight of the scourge (cause they like kinky shit) gets a free complimentary runesword waifu and an undead centaur to ride when he joins the ranks of the endless undead army
My life for Ner'zhul

>> No.19052503
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19052503

Could a blessed holy paladin cock turn Druella into a obedient, submissive housewife?

>> No.19052505
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>>19052496
Wait, is today bring your daughter to work day?

>> No.19052514

>>19052494
>Since they have a charm that attracts people, the Demon Realm states and Monster friendly states of the Mist Continent often dispatch them as diplomats when establishing friendly ties with states that view monsters as suspicious. In most cases, they're able to greatly exhibit their own charm and friendliness in the place they've been dispatched. Then, if the men of the country have sex with them, they will be completely won over, and the people's attitude will change towards accepting monsters.
I forgot how neat those Pandas are.

>> No.19052527
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>What do you mean you don't like Midnight Oil?

>> No.19052530

>>19052527
It's shit.

>> No.19052532
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>>19052085
I think I've posted something like this before, the way I imagine a loli Wight is a more immature version of the profile one, who takes things like her high status image more seriously, and doesn't have quite have the grace and complicated sense of humor as an adult one. And that makes courting and gently domming her all that much cuter.

For example, when she does playing hard to get acts for both the prideful public image and fun for both parties (even though she'll never admit the latter), it has more tsun-tsun edge to it but sometimes she completely forgets to do that when you're doing something romantic or lovey-dovey. Those social games are rigged in favour of your victory anyway all the same, whether it's a little or a grown up Wight.

>> No.19052537

>>19052527
I just can't disassociate it from that one horrible passage in a certain book.

>> No.19052538
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https://www.deviantart.com/art/MGE-Bunyip-Monster-Girl-I-HATE-IT-745460211

>> No.19052541

>>19052532
>responding to a Dom!wight post with a Sub!wight post
You're autistic and can't handle different interpretations

>> No.19052563

>>19052538
Stop spamming links of shit nobody cares about.

>> No.19052566

>>19052532
Cute, would dom gently.
>>19052541
I think the guy was just happy to talk about wights, I don't blame him since they're perfect. Although the conversation about dom ones was nice.

>> No.19052567 [DELETED] 

>>19052566
Fuck off

>> No.19052571

>>19052537
What book?

>> No.19052578

It's entirely your fault if your mermaid gf dumps you if you jam a finger into her gills completely without warning.

>> No.19052583

>>19052571
The one that got a movie by that famous director this year.

>> No.19052584

>>19052496
Are you also a death knight if your fair lady is a lich?

>> No.19052587
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>>19052505
nope, today is recruitment day at the scourge. Get a runeblade waifu today, burn your hometown down and raise everyone you ever knew and loved (or hated) as slaves tomorrow, wipe all live from the face of the world next week!
Also, anyone with a medical or biological education report to Professor Putricide, she needs a new assistant after the last slipped and fell into the pit where we keep all the plague slimes. Be warned though, she has been a bit...jittery ever since she accidently turned herself into a beastgirl last month. Just scratch the back of her ears if she invades your personal space and she should calm down. Or don't, she has been talking about puppies a lot lately.

>> No.19052589

If I am a death night to I get a cool horse that is on fire?

>> No.19052608

>>19052541
Not sure how you would get that impression, since the first thing I said was it's my opinion and when I'm not insulting the other post or the poster in any way. I just love Wights, lolis and loli Wights.

Additionally, while I did talk post something on the sub side it's not like it was a totally sub girl I was describing. The Wight profile is very ambiguous on how sub, dom or how somewhere in between the average one is.

>> No.19052615

>>19052589
Burning horses are for walrocks only, sorry.
But if you put in some effort you just might get a frost wyrm (no not wurm) draco lich to ride though.

>> No.19052617

>>19052608
>I said was it's my opinion and when I'm not insulting the other post or the poster in any way
That's not the problem
The problem is that you are so insecure you just HAD to steer it away

>> No.19052625

>>19052583
>implying I know anything about recent movies
The last move I saw was that movie where the emotions had emotions with my sister’s kid.

>> No.19052629

>>19052615
Please don’t set horses on fire

>> No.19052647

>>19052587
His heroic fight was BS.

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>>19052473

>> No.19052653

>>19052617
Oh, it's just you. Shame you either didn't get banned there when your posts got deleted or you evaded it.

I think at this point people know what to do about you.

>> No.19052660 [DELETED] 

>>19052653
Why would I get banned?
Name me 1 rule that I broke

>> No.19052671

>>19052649
Cute as fuck

>> No.19052689

>>19052625
Okay it's fucking Ready Player One. A quick google search will give you the passage in question.

>> No.19052698

>>19052629
Never worry, we would never set horses on fire (except if it's really funny). All scourge horses and centaurs are professionally drained of their souls and raised into undeath to eternally serve as steeds, no fire required (apart from when it's really funny).

>> No.19052705

>>19052587
>No Lich Queen waifu to play cards with.

>> No.19052743
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>>19052566
Wight lolis really are near the perfect centre of the cute-beautiful-sexy triangle. But it's not like I would love her any less when she grew into a leggy, busty adult like in the profile picture either, that has it's own grand allure too and she'd still be my Wight.

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>>19052608
No one sane is going to fault you with taste that good. Besides you're right about the profile being ambiguous and that's part of what makes Wights lovely, it opens up a lot of potential scenarios.

>> No.19052757

>>19052743
That's the spirit and you could luck out and end up with a perma-loli wight if that's your thing. Admittedly adult ones are more my thing but they're great in all shapes and sizes.

>> No.19052764

>>19052705
I want to make a Lich pout after beating her in crazy eights for the fifth time.

>> No.19052785
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>>19052764
I want to cheer up a pouty Lich by giving her a remote-controlled mini necropolis

>> No.19052796
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19052796

She just saw your ___.

>> No.19052797

>>19052649
What a cutie. I’m glad y’all are doing more Amazoness art.
Amazoness best Succubus anyway.

>> No.19052800

>>19052796
MAGNUM RIDDLE.

>> No.19052811
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>>19052797
>spoiler
Objectively wrong.

>> No.19052812

>>19052649
Amazons usually aren't what I'm into but this feels like a cupid arrow right to the heart.

>> No.19052816

>>19052796
Fetish

>> No.19052820

>>19052538
>Expecting accuracy out of MGE
Poor soul

>> No.19052824

>>19052811
This reminds me, not sure if this is safe to post so linking it to be sure
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68802414
Didn't see this here yet.

>> No.19052827

>>19052811
I wonder if demons would make good lawyers once they've been appeased with a husband. If a tanuki had to get herself out of a contract made by a demon lawyer to keep a huge sum, would she be able to?

>> No.19052830
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>>19052797
Succubi are the best Succubi since they have so many possible variations.

>> No.19052831

>>19052538
He's right though
Calling it a bunyip is nonsensical

>> No.19052837

>>19052831
So what should we call it then?

>> No.19052843

>>19052797
>>19052811
You're both technically wrong, since KC described Vampire as succubus she's best one. You both posted second and third best succubi though.

>> No.19052846

>>19052831
It's partly beast, partly bird, is absolutely ferocious, and drags its victims into swamps. All KC did was add the partly reptile and MGEify the ferocity.

>> No.19052850

I want to draw cute things on my Kunoichi mask while she sleeps

>> No.19052857

>>19052850
Like what? Stuff like how much her husband loves her?

>> No.19052858

>>19052831
How? The article he cited literally says that there's no agreed upon description of the bunyip. It's basically the Australian Boogeyman that gives you reason to stay away from water. So what if she's a lamia? What bothers me is that the Australian monster from the land down under that likes to cook you alive is covered in fucking FUR.

>> No.19052860

>>19052850
Would you comfort a kunoichi insecure about people loving the other succubi species more than her?

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>>19052843
>Vampire
She's not even best undead.

>> No.19052865

I would murder bollocks and chowder if it brought more stories from Penywise and ParkedBuggy

>> No.19052867

>>19052857
I'm thinking moustaches and rude names

Maybe an eye on her forehead

>> No.19052871

>>19052333
only feels mean cos they a wuss

>> No.19052872

>>19052858
What's so bad about mofu?

>> No.19052873

>>19052867
Wow that's fucking rude. You'd disrespect a nice, wonderful Kunoichi like that?

>> No.19052874

>>19052862
>Wanting a failure of a god-wannabe who couldn't even protect her kingdom
At least go for a Wight or something.

>> No.19052878

>>19052872
Nothing wrong in mofu. It makes no sense-would you wear a heavy fur coat in 35C heat?

>> No.19052879

>>19052353
this looks less lewd and more like somebody might be about to get injured

>> No.19052886

>>19052862
Yes she's best undead, best succubus and best everything.

>> No.19052887

>>19052400
snexual

>> No.19052889

>>19052865
That's not really equivalent exchange, Anon.

What you should be asking is if you would murder Beast and Losenis.

>> No.19052893

>>19052796
Cat Toy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABaeDocPTX4

>> No.19052898
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>>19052857
Cute phrases and doodles

>> No.19052899

>>19052862
Okay, I'll dick her if it means I get to play with her pet snake...

>> No.19052900

>>19052898
That's a much better thing. Although it could still result in rape.

>> No.19052904

>>19052837
Make up something
Creation is a good thing, anon

>> No.19052906
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>>19052878
If yetis can walk around in heavy snow wearing only a bikini, then bunyips can have a fur coat in the outback.

>> No.19052907

You guys wanna know who the best succubus is? It's that girl you meet when. You started out in training school as your rival, who you eventually became friends with and promised to climb the ladder to power and fame together. The best succubus is the monster companion you start out with who lives and fights and travels with you, getting experience and levelling up alongside you. The best succubus is the one that lived with you and will gladly stay and die with you for a greater cause. The best succubus is the original succubis, not only because they are the standard, but also because they have the most POTENTIAL, second only to the human MC. Like the human MC, they can class in anything and get stronger accordingly. And like the MC, they train and fight for a cause they believe in. The best succunus is the one who's with you when both of you start out at lvl 5 and sticks with you even after both of you hit lvl 100 like nothing changed

>> No.19052909

>>19052904
Not when it comes to autistic oc donut steele monsters. We're not deviantart anon.

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>>19052747
She's my favourite girl, the profile really is fantastic. Even though I'm a maledomfag, the way I see it being a complete pushover and all the way to the sub end of the spectrum doesn't fit a Wight. If she doesn't let you have fun working for the conquest and playing with her, you don't get to see all her charms and strong points in their full glory, and you'd miss out some of the reasons why they're the best girl.

>>19052757
I have a very heavy preference for loli, but for some reason the perma-loli option doesn't feel quite right to me. Better let her blossom and have fun at every stage inbetween too, this is what temporary loli potions and spells were made for.

>> No.19052918

>>19052785
Why do I have the feeling that that machine has no weakness?

>> No.19052921

>>19052907
What the fuck is this?

>> No.19052926

>>19052421
i like the idea of short horsewife being at little spoon height while riding

>> No.19052927

>>19052909
What the fuck are you talking about
Can you not follow a conversation?

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Foxes in boxes!

>> No.19052935

>>19052873
She's my cute stoic kuu waifu, and I want to see her pout

>> No.19052937
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>>19052889
Please no murdering.

>> No.19052939

>>19052476
i want her to never let me go

>> No.19052941

>>19052935
Rude names is just being mean.

>> No.19052944

>>19052830
I think the ranks of the DL's army aren't limited to Succubi. There's probably a Minotaur warrior armed with a hammer in there.

>> No.19052946

>>19052909
>KC giving made-up monsters made-up names is "autistic donut steele"
Are you retarded?

>> No.19052949
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We need more MGs with accents and MGs who probably have accents, like Bunnyip.

>> No.19052953
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>>19052937
>Hat is a sentient being
Victoria is the Fifth Inspector!

>> No.19052958

>>19052941
Maybe. Maybe not. I don't care. Neither should you. It's just a prank, bro

>> No.19052960

>>19052949
Do monstergirls shitpost about their husbands over the internet?

>> No.19052961

>>19052949
Do you know how a fucking accent works? It has nothing to do with species.

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>>19052850

>> No.19052971

>>19052958
Youtube pranksters should get beaten by monster girls.

>> No.19052978
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>>19052914
She's mine too. The way I see my Wight is more of a sub who's always in control, teasing me and goading me into giving her what she wants yet at the same time never really losing her composure unless it's under extreme circumstances.

And nice taste on the potions too, my Wight is an adult but she would definitely use some temporary spells and potions to play to a few fetishes once in a while.

>> No.19052979

>>19052971
Come on man, it's just harmless doodling.
>>19052969
Beautiful.

>> No.19052980

>>19052969
>Her husband laughs at her mask
>Suddenly his pants gets cut to shreds

>> No.19052985

>>19052969
Kuteoichi

>> No.19052988
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I love how it includes what looks like a quote from the bunyip that was being interviewed. I can see the scenario now:

>"Make sure you make a note that we feel really good to hug, make sure everyone knows that!"

>> No.19052992

>>19052949
>It's the "all monster girls of a certain species are carbon copies" mindset again

>> No.19052997

>>19052988
>penis being snapped up
nope.avi

>> No.19053008

>>19052988
>Another girl where the gimmick is just their personality
Boring

>> No.19053009

>>19052997
Gaaaaayyyy....

>> No.19053010

>>19052997
i want her vagina to consume my penis

>> No.19053014

>>19052997
Come on anon, you know the average monster vagina acts like a maw eating up its favorite food.

>> No.19053018

>>19053008
Go make your setting with blackjack and hookers then.

>> No.19053020

>>19052988
Best Lamia.

>> No.19053022

>>19052969
>>19052980
>Kunoichi and her prankster husband
They're a fun couple

>> No.19053026

>>19053008
She has a lot more to offer than that:

1. Super strength and agility.
2. Large build.
3. Glowing eyes.
4. Mana-filled fur that feels amazing to hug.

>> No.19053028

>>19052937
No promises

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>>19052961
>>19052992
>They don't know Bunyip was a Straya myth while talking shit like they know everything
>Even after all these hours and posts since she dropped referencing this fact

We got a place for tossers like you, it's called fucking Melbourne, so by all means go and be amongst your own kind.

>> No.19053036

>>19053032
Nah. I’m comfy here

>> No.19053040

>>19052988
Seems like KC is trying to write the encyclopedia using other methods. Would be easier to notice the hyperbolics if he used "I've heard" instead of "It is said" like he normally does.

>> No.19053041

>>19053014
>>19053010
At first I thought it'll get broken in half. I read it again and it wasn't the case.

>> No.19053043

>>19052978
>The way I see my Wight is more of a sub who's always in control, teasing me and goading me into giving her what she wants yet at the same time never really losing her composure unless it's under extreme circumstances.
I can see a Wight like that, they're highly intelligent and probably unparalleled at various kinds of social combat. Pharaohs and Lilims might have supernatural charm powers, but Wights are pure grace, skill and wit.

>> No.19053045

>>19053032
Are you one of those faggots that does the endless unfunny "le slavic kiki vodka squat" meme posts?

>> No.19053052

Just asking, what happened with Monmusume after getting purged from /a/? never saw anything related to that again.

>> No.19053054

>>19053032
I repeat, accents have nothing to do with species.

>> No.19053055

>>19053052
Went to /c/.

>> No.19053056

>>19053052
They went to /c/ I think.

>> No.19053062
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Just reminding you all that Ojou laugh is the best laugh.

Followed closely by creepy gufufufufufufu

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>>19053032
Youko and jinko prove it's possible to find monsters outside of their places of origin.

>> No.19053064

Remember to keep your lich away from genetic engineering, that's how you end up with a bunch of overly muscled, super tall salamander ubermensch that find themselves unable to enjoy fighting anyone due to how hard they steam-roll folks

>> No.19053069

>>19052961
>inari daughter who grew up in the west is actually embarrassed by her perfect english
>goes to a voice coach to help her develop a Zipangese-flavored engrish accent in hopes she can fulfill what men expect out of inari
>she can never quite manage
Poor girl.

>> No.19053073

>>19053064
I'm a genetic engineer, and I want a lich waifu for obvious reasons

>> No.19053074

>>19053032
Australia doesn't exist in mge though, normally if he introduces a race from a new region he posts info about it too but in this case that's nowhere to be seen. It's just a race inspired by the myth but in universe has nothing to do with Australia.

>> No.19053081

Second diathorn commission has came in! I must say, I liked the first one more but this one is still pretty great.

https://i.imgur.com/d7zUQrQ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/ISpx4gT.jpg

>> No.19053089

>>19053073
Anon please, we don't need a bunch of sexually frustrated, dead inside salamanders unable to find anyone to challenge them in the field of combat.

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>>19052988
>they are proud of "feeling extraordinarily good to hug"
Race War!

>> No.19053094

>>19053092
HUG WAR!

>> No.19053099

>>19053043
Exactly. Although I can imagine some being more dominant too, using her her way with words to make a man completely submissive to her.

>> No.19053101

>>19052960
>Good afternoon. Sorry to intrude, I am a kikimora with a Master from the Leaf Country. I can tell he lists after me but is too polite to ever do anything to me. Worst of all, I can feel myself becoming more like him, and will eventually be too polite to even try seducing him anymore. I am getting desperate. What should I do?
Cheshire responds with
>A fucking leaf

>> No.19053104

>>19053081
Pretty nice although dormouse daughteru has a funky face.

>> No.19053105

>>19053089
Yeah, we don't.

I like liches because I like science, and a waifu who shares my passion and enjoys doing research with me is my dream.

>> No.19053110

>>19053105
That's nice.
Can you whip up some cowbolds?

>> No.19053123

>>19052960
A Pharaoh wouldn't lower herself to shitposting would she?

>> No.19053128

>>19053101
I feel that if there was internet and forums in mg world, men would still rule the equivalent of 4chan and other such imageboards simply because being assholes is in our nature and we enjoy being assholes on the net

MGs would take over Tumblr, but their version would be VERY different compared to ours

>> No.19053131

I still want to hug a cute bunyip!

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>>19053092
>>19053094
NO FIGHTING!

>> No.19053136

Anyone remember the good old days with Hound and Translatorfag?

>that feel when she got a job doing weed stuff
>that feel when she met her boyfriend on /a/
>that feel when they probably sit on the couch and watch monster musume together

This is the worst timeline ;_;

>> No.19053141

>>19053110
Ask an echidna to do that for you, they're the mix'n'match lotto baby makers in mg world

>> No.19053143

>>19053135

Threeway hugwar between Yeti, Bunyip, and troll!

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>>19053101
>She's never seen a hockey fight
>She only knows about Canadians based off of city liberals and shithead politicians.

>> No.19053145

>>19053045
Sorry anon, I just think the gap moe is cute.

>> No.19053147

>>19053135
>Troll-san picks up the Bunyip and the Yeti, taking them to time-out.

>> No.19053152

>>19053141
What's the point of learning genetic engineering if you aren't going to give kobolds huge stonking tits?

>> No.19053153

>>19053136
>Anyone remember the good old days with Hound and Translatorfag?
Nope, was she hot?

>> No.19053154

>>19053136
>Good old days
Not really, TF got a bit of an ego as time went on which, when combined with her fanclub, just caused issues.

>> No.19053155

>>19053135
Would a Troll mama and a Titania big sis fight over who gets to end another fight?

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>>19053036
I bet you are m8, posting on a mongolian image board, on a board dedicated to Japan, all the way back from whatever shite yankee doodle liberal city you hail from.

>>19053054
>>19053074
>NotStraya isn't allowed to exist in MGE!
>But not NotEurope, NotChina, NotJapan, NotRussia, and NotAmericas is all fine
>Including the random non-existing made up places too

Yeah that's fine work you got there. Think on this one for a tec, Demon Realm is the most "dangerous" place in MGE yeah? And what's the most dangerous place to live outside of some south american ghetto?

Fucking Straya that's what. Put it together lads, the Demon Realm shit IS NotAustralia!

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>>19053141
Pretty sure echidnas have no control over what species their next child is gonna be.

>> No.19053162

>>19053152
Making new medicines, uncovering the mysteries of our existence, just learning about genetic markers and expression controls because they're interesting shit, and so on.

See why I'm a scientist? And why I want a lich waifu?

>> No.19053163

>>19053081
There's something quite calming about the filters he used and that looks like some wholesome family fun time.

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>>19053123
It's better to let the Anubis handle that. She'll protect the Pharaoh by any means necessary .

>> No.19053172

>>19053157
>>NotStraya isn't allowed to exist in MGE!
When did I say that?
Stupid bitch

>> No.19053173

>>19053155
Time for a bake off to decide who breaks up the fight!

>> No.19053176

>>19053157
You're trying too hard.

>> No.19053177

>>19053162
But if you're not using it for anything then why do it!

>> No.19053178

>>19052988
It's made a bit clearer that while they are timid and caring at heart but their instinct and nature are so strong that they can't help themselves but violently rape.
It's nice to have it confirmed that they share lamia's obsessive nature, I bet they hug you extra tight whenever another monster girl is around.

>I love how it includes what looks like a quote from the bunyip
That makes them seem very proud of their fluff. Mofu species must be envious.

>>19053008
See >>19053026
They're larger bestial lamias with great power and speed along with magical fur. They also live in a unique habitat.

>>19053040
KC tweeted months ago something along the lines of him wanting to put more efforts into his art and profiles.
Since then profiles have been longer and it seems that he's avoiding writing confusing or contradictory things like he used to.

>> No.19053179 [DELETED] 

>>19053157
I really. Things are turning up and I feel good. You bet correctly.

>> No.19053183

>>19053178
You don't have to say "see >>(x)" when that post is also a reply to mine.

>> No.19053185

>>19053157
You bet correctly. Things are looking up and I feel good. How are you doing?

>> No.19053188

>>19053159
Yeah, but that just makes it more fun!

>Become friends with echidna's hubby
>Get him drunk and spike him with virility boosters
>Get him to have an all-night marathon with his waifu
>In 9 months, your future waifu will be born for you to care for, and raise into being your beloved cock sock

>> No.19053190

>>19053171
>Anubis, are there any peasants speaking ill of my beautiful slave?
>No ma'am. Not anymore.
>Good.

>> No.19053195

>>19053177
Because it's fun? Why is that so hard to understand?

I get grants to find new shit, and I find new shit because I like to. That's science

>> No.19053204

>>19053136
>>19053153
>>19053154
>http://translatoranon.tumblr.com/post/171169240370/hey-ab-hope-youre-doing-well-what-have-you-been#notes
>getting high

She’s degenerate senpai.

>> No.19053209

>>19053204
Well no shit, did you see my dislike of it already?
Doesn't help that she had that Monster boy fetish

>> No.19053213

>>19053154
When did she ever have a fan Club?

The only people I remember are monmusu readers waiting,the rest of a is the reason you got banned.

>> No.19053214

So anons.

Assuming your life is an anime in Monster Girl World and your waifu has devoted herself to you, her husbando, the question is what is the story about?

I imagine mine is basically a show about a guy in Apple tech support getting strange calls every single day who relaxes by narrating a Dungeons & Dragons game's story for his other nerdy friends.

This last episode was probably fucking hilarious. The one before that though? Fucking FEELS, man.

>> No.19053215

>>19053157
There isn't really a NotRussia or NotAmerica in the MGE though.

Basically we have:

1. Main MGE region (seems to be the equivalent of Europe but with a bit of Asia for more habitat types).
2. Snowy/Ice region (generic cold region, seems to be associated more with just being far North rather than a particular country or landmass).
3. Desert region (NotEgypt but probably as big as the Sahara).
4. Mist Continent (NotChina)
5. Zipangu Region (NotJapan).

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>>19053136
>the good old days with Hound and Translatorfag
Those two were total cunts. Good riddance.

>> No.19053226

>>19053214
Overlord meets Konosuba.

>> No.19053227

>>19053131
>Anon hugs a Bunyip
>She surprisingly doesn't sexually assault him and instead simply reciprocates the hug
>Anon then compliments how good her fluff feels
>She blanks out and brutally rapes him for the next 5 hours
>Apology cuddles were generously handed out afterwards

>> No.19053232

>>19053173
What would that baking competition look like? A Troll mama baking a huge cake for everyone present to enjoy and calm down with an extra large slice for her "son", while the Titania makes cupcakes for everyone but includes special ingredients for her "little brother"?

>> No.19053233

>>19053209
Why wouldn’t a straight girl like boys?
>>19053153
She had cute legs.

>> No.19053236

>>19053232
What are special ingredients?

>> No.19053238

>>19053220
Why are you mad at them?

>> No.19053247

>>19053236
Just a few things here and there that help her beloved little brother develop drive and confidence!

>> No.19053248

>>19052988
The below quotes are not mine but I wanted to share them as they are super cute:

>Bunyiplets must be the fluffiest sneks
>Find loli Bunyip at a lake
>She curls into a ball from you staring at her
>Literal mofu snek ball
>YWN use your Bunyip daughteru as a scarf

>> No.19053250

>>19053238
>One was a drama whore fujoshi
>The other would spam the images he colored ad-nauseum before going full Bob with one of them

>> No.19053253

>>19053248
Adorable.
Would scratch behind the ears while at the lake.

>> No.19053257

>>19053171
Would she go to HBU?

>> No.19053258

>>19053104
Really? I thought he did a pretty good job with her. Though her head is kind of big.

>>19053163
Agreed, his filter work is very nice. And it is definitely some wholesome family fun! I love how he drew the little ones so small they can't even fit their mouth around the head of the dick.

>> No.19053261

>>19053247
...they're gonna make his penis grow aren't they.

>> No.19053264

>>19053250
What drama exactly?

I remember one time she got butthurt because it was suggested she was a shotacon,but I can’t think of anything else?

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>>19053215
KC never put much thought into MGE's geography so it's probably not the wisest use of time to overthink it.
We have this interesting sentence from MGE1 that gives us a vague idea of the world's size:
>There are a countless number of continents and islands in the sea, and there are human kingdoms in every land.
And you forgot about fire realms as well as arcane realms such as Wonderland and the Cat Kingdom.

>>19053248
I wonder how do loli Bunyips react to being close to their male childhood friend. They're too young for rape but their instinct is already there.

>> No.19053270

>>19053261
If that helps her little brother grow, then maybe! That is what a responsible older sister does in a crisis situation for her beloved younger brother, isn't it?

>> No.19053277

>>19053270
That's cheating! This was suppose to be a friendly competition.

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19053287

Name a better Wonderland girl.
You can't

>> No.19053292

>>19053267
>And you forgot about fire realms as well as arcane realms such as Wonderland and the Cat Kingdom.

Well I didn't intentionally forget them so much as exclude them because the fire realms are basically any area that has volcanos and thus could be isolated places in a lot of locales, while the arcane realms are pocket dimensions that likely don't correspond to any real world landmass.

But indeed I agree the MGE world likely doesn't match the real world's geography all that closely.

>> No.19053294

>>19053258
I did notice they looked a fair bit smaller than normal, they're adorable.

>> No.19053295

>>19053277
What is unfriendly about supporting your younger brother to his fullest!?

>> No.19053300

>>19053267
>Wonderland and the Cat Kingdom.
Those are more different dimensions completely separate from the world. I'd love it if KC done a few more places like that.

>> No.19053311

>>19053267
>I wonder how do loli Bunyips react to being close to their male childhood friend. They're too young for rape but their instinct is already there.

Given how tough it is for them to socialize with boys I wonder if they even have male childhood friends. Keep in mind that until they get a mate bunyips spend most of their time hiding out on watersides. I wouldn't be surprised if a young bunyip leaves her parents as early as she can to go off and find her own river bend.

>> No.19053321

>>19053311
I bet if a Bunyip does have a childhood friend by some small miracle, she'd end up aggressively snuggling him while dragging him to her bed.
This could also be a rare case of a Bunyip losing her virginity having slow gentle sex due to growing up more comfortably around her future husbando.

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She ain't a girl anymore shes a woman
CAUSE SHE JUST RAPED ME

>> No.19053412

>>19053292
>because the fire realms are basically any area that has volcanos and thus could be isolated places in a lot of locales
That's true, and there must also be at least a few exclusively fire realms that are huge or at least sizable enough to be considered their own land.
>while the arcane realms are pocket dimensions that likely don't correspond to any real world landmass.
Wonderland is tied to Great Britain, but that aside you're correct.

>>19053300
We also have Pandemonium and Dog Kingdom.
I hope KC introduces another Lilim as unique as the Queen of Hearts along with her own arcane realm.

>> No.19053415

>>19052889
>A Rance spamming faggot and a whiny wannabe
>Equivalent exchange to a pretty good writer and a consistently middle of the road writer
Anon...

>> No.19053418

>>19053287
jub-jub

>> No.19053461

>>19053415
Fine.

You want real equivalent exchange?

You can stop the shitposters

but

You have to give up LN

>> No.19053469

>>19053409
Would monstergirls have mementos from their first rape?

>> No.19053482

>>19053469
>wake up in the morning to the sounds of your manticore waifu huffing your old dirty boxer briefs from the first time she raped you
>she awkwardly stares at you before tucking them under her pillow and then pinning you down for some tender lovins

Goddamnit Karen, it's been seven years. Do they even smell like anything now? If you want to huff some dirty underwear, just ask you beautiful goddamn pervert.

>> No.19053495

>>19053482
>girls huffing your clothing
High tier fetish my dude, but i think it works better for Lolis and stalker type girls.

>> No.19053496

>>19053409
>I'M YOUR FATHER

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>>19053418
>bimbo bird
No.

>> No.19053514

>>19053495
Getting milked by a thick manticore tail pussy while she sits on your face and forces you to eat her out while she huffs your boxers and moans about how much she loves you and your smell and how once she's finished with her tail, she's gonna make you make her a momma.

I'm not much for lolis myself. But stalker girls are god-tier.

>> No.19053516

>>19053287
>Anubis
>Best wonderland girl

She's not even from wonderland you dope!

>> No.19053527

>>19053511
i want to be a jub perch

>> No.19053528

>>19053482
This is exactly the kind of situation that Eromancy is good for. Turning a gross only pair of dirty underwear into a pheromone and spirit energy soaked piece of fabric that (when sniffed) produces an avalanche of orgasms that perfectly match the feeling of taking your virginity.

You have no idea how much her Tailpussy starts drooling at just the thought of sniffing those pantsu.

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>>19053516
Are you well?

Do you have brain damage?

>> No.19053553

>>19053495
More "normal" wives can do it just as well with laundry.

>> No.19053554

>>19053528
Goddamnit, anon.

Do you think you could become a wizard by powering your magic with the latent mamono mana you absorb from your MG waifu? Because then you could get some serious Eromancy going.

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>Uwaa! I think I heard a Bunyip!

>> No.19053559
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19053559

This thread is now property of the Soviet Mamono Republic!

>> No.19053560

Hellhounds won’t even let you leave the house without thoroughly scentmarking you.

Humans never notice, but Monstergirls blush when you walk by and a few canines have run up to hungrily sniff you. And made a weird howling noise that sounds like your wife on a Sybian.

>> No.19053567

>>19053536
Shouldn't have posted a group picture! I thought you were talking about Miia.

>> No.19053574

>>19053560
I feel like most canine and feline girls would do that really.
Even the "dignified" ones. They'd just do a better job of hiding what they're doing.

>> No.19053576

>>19053461
Not worth the effort then I'd rather just murder the shit writers and funnel what amounts to no talent or skill to the hat fucker

>> No.19053578

>>19053559
<<<\uh\

>> No.19053591

>>19053574
>Come home early
>Catch your dignified Inari wife in fox form, curled up in a pile of your clothes and making soft breathing noises.

>Pet your sleeping Cheshire wife while she’s your little spoon, too happy and tired to tease you for being a softie - and watch her do that thing cats do where they sniff and rub their cheek on your hand

>Notice your Werewolf gets really hot and bothered when you come home from working out, but refuses to admit why for fear you’ll think she’s a weirdo

>> No.19053593

>>19053558
too thicc to allow for perching

>> No.19053594

>>19053558
Don't worry, I'll hold your chest and keep you safe!

>> No.19053595

Aren't Bunyips just mofusnek straya versions of Sahaugin?

>> No.19053608

>>19053591
>waifu getting horny from the scent of your sweat as you walk by

Good God, man. Don't give me even more things to fantasize about.

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>>19053593
t.manlet

>> No.19053627

>>19053613
implying that anon is anything but average and could perch thicc jub

>> No.19053638

>>19053608
Pretty much every Beatsman Type girl is going to have a much keener nose than you. It'd be a fact of life.
This also means it's probably a bad idea to pet other girls. She WILL know

>> No.19053640

What’s the solution if you want a witty and intelligent Waifu with the purportions of a Jubjub? A Dark Mage?

>> No.19053646

>>19053638
I'm going to purposely pet and headpat all the other cute monstergirls and go home to my loving hellhound wife and act like nothing's wrong while preparing dinner. I'll even pick up loli monstergirls and give them piggy back rides!

Whatever will she do?!

>> No.19053648

>>19053640
Holst milk is a well-traded commodity, you realize.

>> No.19053649

>>19053558
Oh no! Quick, hop on my fat cock!

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>>19053638

>> No.19053668

>>19053287
Wonderland Centaur obviously.

>> No.19053674

>>19053646
That’s implying other girls will let you pet them if they smell a Hellhound on you. They’d probably blush and get jealous at the pelvis destroying, utterly loving wife you have at home. Someday they’d like to make a man that safe and loved!

And if you do pet some, your wife won’t mind. She knows there are lots of good dogs in the world, but she’s the only one that gets to rape you unconscious.

Uhh I mean, she’s YOUR good dog.

>> No.19053684

>>19053646
Rape. Well, not rape since it seems like you were ultimately wanting it, but nonetheless.
You don't leave the bedroom until she can't smell anyone else on you. You don't leave the house until it's to the point it won't wash off.

>> No.19053688

>>19053668
Hypothetically, what would a Wonderland centaur even be? All the girls took names from Alice in Wonderland, and the Jabberwocky, so I assume it would have to be one of the remaining creatures.
Momerath?

>> No.19053694

>>19053674
Of course, she's the best girl in the world. But sometimes I feel like pushing her closer and closer to the edge until she takes me so hard and fast that I don't wake up for a week.

>>19053684
Now THAT is what I'm talking about. Paint the walls white. All the walls. ALL. OF. THEM.

>> No.19053718
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19053718

>I can be your angle or yuor devil

>> No.19053724

>>19053718
>but can you be my wife?

>> No.19053733

>>19053694
>But sometimes I feel like pushing her closer and closer to the edge until she takes me so hard and fast that I don't wake up for a week.

Surprise her with a candlit dinner you cooked and prepared yourself, reach across the table to interlock your fingers with hers, and say in moments like this you can’t help but think she’d be a wonderful mother.

If not for Demonic Energy reinforcing your pelvis and enhancing your stamina, you’d be waking up in the hospital.

Other good techniques:

>Getting out of bed while she’s cuddling you and challenging her to keep you there
>Shampooing and washing her fur, taking extra long between her thighs, then saying you can wash yourself off alone.
>Taking three Raging Mushrooms on the night of a blood moon.

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>>19053724
The answer is obvious.

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19053741

Can anything surpass that almighty boobhat?

>> No.19053745

>>19053741
the almighty*

>> No.19053746

>>19053741
thigh pillow?

>> No.19053747

>>19053741
I like the thing where they trap you with their sweater.

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>>19053409
Ey yeah what is this then? Some kinda furry snake thing, Fryman? What, I'm supposed to be turned on by this?

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>>19053409
>>19053752
>Off-topic shit

>> No.19053763

>>19053733
Oh fug. Those are all really good as well.

>interlock your fingers with hers, and say in moments like this you can’t help but think she’d be a wonderful mother

Goodness, anon. There's no need to be so lewd. I doubt her heart could take such a statement right now. Or my body. My hips still creak every time I get up since that time we were watching the news together and I loudly mentioned that that cute hellhound weather girl was super sexy. She got REALLY aggressive with her hips that time. Poor couch never stood a chance.

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>>19053688
Rocking Horsefly or White Knight / Red Knight.

Trumparts have 4 face card symbols making up their card game, Knights would be Chess pieces with White Knight being lite skinned and Red Knight being brown. Centaur Knights double as both cavalry units and guarantees they wouldn't be too samey compared to Trumparts.

Horsefly could take the place of a Pegasus or KC could make both with Horsefly being a significantly smaller breed than the standard.

>> No.19053774

>>19053409

TONIGHT

>> No.19053777
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>>19053747
The Ultimate Weapon.

>> No.19053796

So I've probably seen the most degenerate thing in a long time. Some fucking picture where a goddamned furry cracks open a beer bottle with her labia.

>> No.19053805
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>>19053796
And you had to come here and tell us because...?

>> No.19053810

>>19053558
>'Don't worry Jubjub, I'll protect you!'
>Jubjub buries her face in Anons chest.
>The Bunyip is watching from a nearby stream, feeling incredibly jealous.
>"Tch."

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19053815

If the flower's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

>> No.19053826

Reminder that if you're good with kids monster girls will be trying their hardest to seduce you.

>> No.19053836

>>19053826
>anon easily rejects lusty mgs
>suddenly wakes up with an Alice asking why he's wanted to wrestle in bed

>> No.19053847

>>19053836
>tfw terrified of them
>tfw MG wife mistakenly believes I can be a good dad just because I can be a good uncle
help

>> No.19053860

>>19053836
Delete this. Anon wouldn't fuck a loli.

>> No.19053864

>>19053860
I don't think you know a whole lot about some of the anons here.

>> No.19053871

>>19053864
Yeah but I know enough about myself.

>> No.19053873

>>19053871
Well except for a certain white cat loli, I mean.

>> No.19053877

>>19053665
Translation?

>> No.19053885

>>19053826
Looks like I'm safe on that front.

>> No.19053887

>>19053871
thats what everyone thinks before they knock up an Alice

>> No.19053895

>>19053777
This with a girl with those proportions and I’m done. You have found a husband.

>> No.19053913

>>19053826
It's fairly easy to play with some kids from the age of 1 to 4, after that you can get them interested into something.

>> No.19053959

>>19053887
Exactly. Once you get an Alp, you’ll never look at women ever again. Or when you get that first taste of Cait Sith pussy, all thoughts of disgust leave your head.

>> No.19053980

>>19053959
implying i ever felt disgust when thinking of cait sith

>> No.19053982

What the fuck is going on. I'm scared. I need a manticore or a hellhound to hold me.

>> No.19053993

>>19053982
Tell us anon. What’s going on?

>> No.19053994

>>19053980
Fuck off back to /trash/ with the other furries bollocks

>> No.19054030

>>19053959
Honestly my #1 issue with caits is their attitude, which makes them appear akin to a furry football in my eyes.
Dragon kick that shit.

>> No.19054040

>You will never be approached by a smug looking Hellhound on a cold day, wearing a sweater clearly a few sizes too big
>Then find yourself pushed gently underneath it, your face smooshed against warm abs and soft mofu

Would you even try to escape? Or would you wiggle up to the head hole and give your new wife a kiss?

>> No.19054048

>>19053994
But I never came from there and I love MG's too much unlike somebody

>> No.19054053

>>19054030
What about Cu’s? Man’s best friend!

>> No.19054054

>>19054040
Is she my wife? Because I'm a married man, goddamnit. Only MY hellhound gets to smoosh me against sweaty charcoal abs and soft smokey mofu.

>> No.19054071

>>19054054
Of course! But she’s pretending you’ve never met to satisfy her “find and tenderly love a lost human” fetish. Just struggle at first and ask her name before you start moaning it.

In comfort, I mean. When she starts petting your head with one paw and your back with the other.

>> No.19054073

>>19054040
>wiggle up
Hell no, she's got me right where I want to be.
That and, honestly, if this actually happened to me my heart would be too busy doing triple jumps for me to link my brain and motor control up.

>> No.19054087

>>19053959
>Or when you get that first taste of Cait Sith pussy, all thoughts of disgust leave your head.
Furfags go home.

>> No.19054095

>>19054048
Fuck off if you're legitimately bringing furries into here.

>> No.19054098

>>19054071
Then I immediately start kissing and licking those sweet, sweaty abs. All while I slide my hands along her waist, hips, butt until I finally slowly begin to stroke that lovely, fluffy tail.

Hellhounds are perfection.

>> No.19054101
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>>19054053
Kobolds are superior.

>> No.19054106

>>19054101
Beat it, KDF.

>> No.19054109

>>19054053
Eh. They're cute in the vein of "mascot character" cute. Wouldn't fuck but being friends or something is possible.
It helps when they're actually helpful instead of being fuzzy douchebags! Wow!

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>>19054106
>KDF is the only person in the multiverse who likes kobolds

>> No.19054119

>>19054087
It’s just like any other part of the world like harems and daughter dicking.

>> No.19054123
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>>19052168
>Shrike Harpies

>> No.19054144

>>19054109
Exactly “friends”.

>> No.19054147

>>19054123
Lanius Harpies! Cute, but metal as fuck!

>> No.19054154

>>19054144
I have a wife already, I'm good.

>> No.19054184
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MILF sneks

>> No.19054200

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that acting helpless in the middle of the woods is not a good way to get a girl, some of the folks out there may honestly think you're lost and try to help out.

And have you ever seen a group of werewolves try to give directions to someone without their sense of smell? It's kinda hard to find that tree that 'Kinda smells like Jenny and that Wurm up the creek."

>> No.19054221

>>19054184
Unless I'm missing something she's not a MILF, just thick. I'd gladly make her a milf though

>> No.19054235
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>>19053409
>"All I know is ball and good , and rape"

>> No.19054241

>>19054221
There's another picture of her with a mini-she

>> No.19054249
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19054249

>>19054221

>> No.19054260

>>19054249
Minisnake is adorable, would pick up.

>> No.19054283

>>19054249
>Don't talk to me or my daughter again.

>> No.19054325
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squish

>> No.19054340
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19054340

Hug the bug.

>> No.19054344

>>19054325
Time to squeeze back in revenge!

>> No.19054351
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19054351

How do you soothe an angry imouto?

Hard mode, no dicking.

>> No.19054356

>>19054351
Torture her throat with a dildo!

>> No.19054367

How would Zipangu cuisine different from real Japanese cusine?

Is it generally improved because of magic ingredients and supernatural cooking skill, or completely different?

>> No.19054371

>>19054351
Give her nieces to dote on. She'll become a responsible young lady once she has little ones looking up to her.

>> No.19054389

>>19054249
Her sister

>> No.19054393

>>19054351
Headpats and Thundercats
The original, not that shitty attempt of a reboot that CN tried to do.

>> No.19054427

>>19054393
>tried to do.
>tried
Oh boy do I have news for you.

>> No.19054447

>>19054393
>He doesn't know

>> No.19054459

>>19054393
>彼は知らない

>> No.19054476

>>19054367
Much higher prevalence of meat dishes thanks to the abundance of demon realm boars.

>> No.19054565

>>19054393
I liked that first reboot. But the newest one... I despise the art style regardless of how good the stories are.

>> No.19054577
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19054577

Diam sihT tsurT t'noD

>> No.19054600

>>19054577
Uhh, let's see the phrasebook here.
Shauni ourDomz tindraah?

>> No.19054612

>>19054577
Tekeli-li, tekeli-li.

>> No.19054619

>>19054577
I WILL trust that maid!

>> No.19054620
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19054620

>>19054612

>> No.19054666

>>19054577
>tfw no big-tiddied Shog Chaos priestess who sings the hymns with a hundred voices.

>> No.19054676
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>>19054577
od ot tahw em llet t'nod

>> No.19054688

Chaos Bunyip

>> No.19054692

Shoggoths aren’t that bad.

At least they can only screw around physically. Mindflayers are the scary ones.

>> No.19054701

>>19054692
They prefer the politically correct term Illithid. Mindflayer is racist, like cotton-picker.

>> No.19054704

>>19054620
>dat sweat

And suddenly, I'm overcome with the horrifying realization I could be uttering some sort of trigger phrase that could upset her.

>> No.19054728

>>19054704
I want a gentle femdom Shub-chan, not a weirdo slime or Fallen London reject!

Her Black Young will keep us safe from the Templars, other monsters, the cold emptiness of death, and all the other parts of reality that seek to end our loving union.

>> No.19054734

>>19054692
Squishyflayers completely changed my mind about them.

>> No.19054735

>>19054692
Mindflayers are the cutest. I want to have one stick her tentacle way up my brain, and then way up my penis.

>> No.19054740

>>19054427
>>19054447
>>19054459
Well now I know now thanks to >>19054565 Why the fuck did they go with that style? The first reboot wasn't good but at least it looked decent

>> No.19054745

>>19054728
>Fallen London reject
what?

>> No.19054748
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19054748

>>19054728
OK.

>> No.19054756

>>19054748
That boy is going to experience some amazing things.

>> No.19054759
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19054759

Gof'nn hupadgh Shub-Niggurath!

>> No.19054771

>>19054740
>Spoiler
Well it's simple, because it's the same production company that makes Teen Titans Go. It's all they're capable of

>> No.19054775

>>19054740
Modern cartoons are trash.

>> No.19054787

>>19054775
I think our generation of tv has finally embraced oblivion
Even that stupid train thing got hit with the SJW stick

>> No.19054790 [SPOILER] 
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>>19054756
https://exhentai.org/g/1178628/e557b3a7c3/
Indeed.

>> No.19054797

>>19054787
You mean Thomas the tank engine? what happened to it?

>> No.19054810

>>19054728
>Fallen London
I want to impregnate Stone with a second Mt Nomad!

>> No.19054811

>>19054775
Gravity Falls was pretty good though.

>> No.19054813

>>19054797
They bitch at the show and are forcing them to add female and ethnic characters, like everything that isn't Steven fucking universe at this point.

>> No.19054815

>>19051280
W-what happened to that Shirohebi

>> No.19054818

>>19054692
Would a shoggoth help a adventurer investigate deeper into chaos?
Or stop him?

>> No.19054819

>>19054745
Browser game in which London gets dragged underground by bats and they have to deal with all sorts of weird shit.

>> No.19054824

>>19054787
Rick and morty was okay, but autists dragged it though all kinds of dirt that it reached the retard peak faster than family guy

>> No.19054830

>>19054811
New Ducktales is decent too.

>> No.19054831

>>19054818
>sit in a classroom
>Shoggoth has a blackboard with shapes you can't even draw in 2-D
>Kos, or some say Kosm...

>> No.19054847

>>19054815
Paleontologists have learned that Shirohebi actually were covered in feathers all along.

>> No.19054861
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>>19054818
I would hope so because I wouldn't mind being a part of my wives faith. They make excellent adventurers too.

>> No.19054863

>>19054824
It’s always the “““fandoms”””

>> No.19054864

>>19054847
I thought that's how we got Basilisks.

>> No.19054869

>>19054818
Just enough to get a taste of madness, but not so much they are consumed by it.

>> No.19054874

>>19054861
Josef and His Amazing Technicolor Shoggoth?

>> No.19054876

>>19054815
I want to be faithful to a Shirohebi!

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>>19054818
>You still foolishly consider yourself an entity separate from the whole, but I know better. And I will show you.

>> No.19054886

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6902829

Beware the Dark Mage's spell!

>> No.19054891

>>19054886
That’s a nice logo.

>> No.19054895

>>19054874
From the makers of 'Shoggoth on the Roof'

>> No.19054896

>>19054863
Rick and morty wasn't that good to begin with, but when you add the more enthusiastic fans, a mediocre series (that I know some people only watched because egoraptor was it of literally 10 seconds) becomes truly shit

for example, think about before chris chan and furries went full power on sonic the hedgehog. the games haven't been good for some time, but sonic is less of a game now and more a internet creepy animal thing.

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>>19054895
To Life
To Life I'll bring them~

>> No.19054917

>>19054895
If mastah were a rich shog!
Yabadabadabadiddlediddledididdum.
All day long he'd fondle meido's bum!
If he were a wealthy man!
He wouldn't have to work hard!
Yabadabadabadiddlediddledididdum!
If he were a biddy biddy rich idle deedle daidle daidle man!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc

>> No.19054922

>>19054900
>Oklahoma! but with a Holst deciding between her farm owner and her farm hand.
>”Don’t milk me so gently and sweetly”
>”You shouldn’t sigh and coo like a dove”
>”Polish my horns more meekly”
>”OR PEOPLE WILL SAY WE’RE IN LOVE”

>> No.19054937

>>19054896
>the games haven't been good for some time
Sonic mania is okay at least, but then it just proves that fan modders have way more love for it than sega themselves

on a somewhat iffy segway what do you guys think about hedgehog girls? not the sonic kind, as in actual hedgehogs

>> No.19054950

>>19054937
I never liked hedgehogs, but I’d love a porcupine girl. Just make sure your the little spoon and be very careful in doggy style.

>> No.19054953

>>19054937
Never really considered it
The closest thing to non-furry hedgehog girls is that one horitomo work, and even then she still has button-nose

>> No.19054955

>>19054937
I don't think I've ever seen one that wasn't either yiff-tier or some sonic bullshit.

>> No.19054963
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19054963

Drinking with your MG wife would be really nice.
Whether you're just spending the night in, or you're having a comfy night out on the town, taking care of your drunk wife would be really nice.

>having your wife's head on your lap while you keep a cool rag on her head and give her water when she's thirsty to make sure she doesn't have a bad hangover in the morning.
>She keeps saying she's going to have her way with you but she keeps stumbling over her words and her own feet
>can't do anything actually rape related so she just falls asleep hugging you as tight as possible.

>> No.19054967

>>19054937
The frothing thing they do is weird and I don't know how to tastefully integrate it.

>> No.19054979

>>19054953
Do you mean this?
https://exhentai.org/s/94b76005a1/934187-4

>> No.19055009

>>19054831
I'd be Shoggoth-sensei's teacher's pet!

>> No.19055045

>>19054963
Forcible hugging is a type of rape, anon. She's using your body against your will to pleasure herself.

>> No.19055072

>>19055045
But what if I like it anon?

Is it still rape if I like it?

I know in cali you can be raped if you're drunk

>> No.19055085

>>19054963
Even anons who dislike alcohol and getting drunk would quickly change their mind after learning how great Bacchus alcohol is
https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc
>Doesn't make you sick
>No hangover
>Not used for rape
>Used for seduction instead
>Improves sex

I personally want my Atlach-Nacha wife to get tipsy way too easily and whose abuse becomes much more tuned down and innocent when drunk.

>> No.19055093

>>19054963
CUTE snek

>> No.19055109

>>19055085
Nah.

>> No.19055113

>>19055072
It's rape if you don't or can't consent to it.

>> No.19055127
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>>19055109
Please reconsider, you'll receive your own wine goat if you do.

>> No.19055136

>>19055127
You cannot tempt me with sultry Wine Goats, who prowl bars for younger men to get drunk and take advantage of!

>> No.19055140

>>19055085
No hangovers? It’s like you removed all the fun parts!

>> No.19055148

>>19055127
Sorry. Nope. I'm looking for a pure, vanilla relationship with a lamia.

Anyone have a link to that comic with the purple lamia where she is married to her husband and eventually has a child?

>> No.19055168

Guys help! My dumb NEET vampire keeps breaking dishes! I keep spanking her as punishment but she keeps doing it!

How can I make her stop? Should I just spank her harder?

>> No.19055170

Any word on when this will be updated? Greenworm was the last update?
http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/

>> No.19055172

>>19055136
>who prowl bars for younger men to get drunk and take advantage of!
It's not taking advantage when all she did was seduce him using just words and body language.
Meanwhile you got drunk onis who use their brute strength, drunk foxes who smother you in mofu, drunk succubi who guilt you into lewding them and completely sober unicorns who keep mentioning how you're a virgin out loud until you shut them up with a kiss.

>>19055148
A relationship can be pure even if you both get drunk and enjoy some intoxicated cuddles and sex every once in a while.

>> No.19055175

>>19055168
Plastic dishes.

>> No.19055176

>>19055168
Simple. Just switch to paper plates.

>> No.19055193
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>>19055168
She just wants your attention. Give her headpats instead

>> No.19055224

>>19055172
I don't know.
[fedora]I hate all kinds of intoxicating substances. I enjoy being able to think rationally and having sound reasoning. There's nothing appealing to me about acting like an idiot or zoning out. Honestly, I probably enjoy a monster's personality and their intelligence more so than their body. Mom and Dad always said to find a girl you could talk to about anything and trust.[/fedora]

>> No.19055238

>>19055224
Interesting. I had spoiler tags within the other tags but they didn't take.
[test] Spoilered Text Without Close

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>> No.19055244

>>19055238
I'm an idiot. Goof night folks!

>> No.19055274

>>19055140
Caring for a hangover'd monster girl does seem a very pleasant activity, I won't deny that.
You could have her get a pseudo-hangover where instead of feeling sick she gets way too sleepy and lazy to function and needs your help to get back to normal energy levels.

>>19055224
I can respect that mentality in regular life but it doesn't really hold when you're fantasizing.
If MGE had a crack-cocaine equivalent that had no side effects it'd be a waste not to give it a shot and have some insane drugged up sex with your waifu.

>> No.19055282

>>19055274
Agreed! Irl drinking and partying it up has its drawbacks the day after, and your body can only take so much meth or coke before the side effects begin to show and tear you apart. But fantasy drugs don't have to be that way! Especially in MGE, thats one setting i'd be willing to try out any concoction I can get my hands on. Sex with the wives where all four of us are drugged out of our minds wouldn't be a rare occurrence if drugs had no side-effects to them!

>> No.19055297

>>19053718
I thought the hearts in houri eyes weren't literal, but it could be they have literal heart shaped pupils, and the inside of their eyes are glowing.

>> No.19055334

>>19055297
Wouldn't be the only girls with unusual pupils.
See: Familiars.

>> No.19055358

>>19054880
>Seprate from the whole

Either that Shoggoth is the entire world, including the other Chaos girls, or that means her husband is much less exclusive than a husband should be.

>> No.19055366

>>19055172
That poor Unicorn. She needs a husband to mindbreak her on their first night of marriage.

>> No.19055402

>>19055366
How many of a Unicorn's virginities are you supposed to take on the first night?

>> No.19055428

>>19055402
Depends on how long you've been dating before you married. The longer, the more wild the first night should be.

>> No.19055429

>>19055402
>First kiss
>First vaginal
>First orgasm powerful enough to make your eyes roll back
>First g-spot orgasm
>First cunnulingus
>First orgasm while interlocking fingers and making uninterrupted eye contact

If you tease her enough, first time initiating sex with a human.

>> No.19055433
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>>19055402
>handhold
>kiss
>hug
>headpat
>handjob
>footjob
>blowjob
>hairjob
>armpit
>navel
>paizuri
>vaginal
>anal
>hotdog
>intercrural
Oh wait, that was a Monoeye

>> No.19055448

I would pay to see porn of a Unicorn’s first night with her husband. But I can’t. They’d never let anyone else see it.

That’s what makes it so cute.

>> No.19055450
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19055450

Well I just found an artist I like that's going to do my salamander commission.
Bad news is that they don't have a sot open until September. But hey, It's going to get done so that's nice.

>> No.19055465

>>19055448
>I would pay to see porn of a Unicorn’s first night with her husband.
I do not have a reaction image that is both thread appropriate and an appropriate answer to that, so I'm just gonna call you a faggot.
Faggot

>> No.19055467

>>19055450
>September
Find a new artist my dude, jesus christ. There are fuckin hundreds of them out there.

>> No.19055468

>>19055428
>Anon has been dating his Unicorn childhood friend since kindergarten where he promised to marry her
That first night is going to be wild enough to turn the surroundings into a green demon realm.

>>19055429
>>19055433
I was only thinking of 4 virginities. You guys are perverted enough to make a Succubus blush.

>> No.19055497

>>19055448
There has to be a Bicorn who films every time she breaks in a new harem member and then publishes it on the net to attract new wives for her husband.

>> No.19055508

>>19055468
I want a bipedal Unicorn. They're literally perfect apart from the body.

>> No.19055542

>>19055467
Well, it's an artist I follow on patron, that's why I'm okay with it.

>> No.19055596

>>19055508
I find centaur bodies unattractive, but they can be beautiful in a non sexual way as well as provide a nice contrast with their upper half.
I think anyone can find more value in learning to love a centaur's body than by just making her a sexier bidepal.

>> No.19055616

>>19055596
Would you accept a Cheshire’s challenge not to laugh for 24 hours, even if failing meant being hit in the butt?

https://youtu.be/kPCO7QzwjLM

>> No.19055635

>>19055616
How hard would I get bullied if I came from the cute, sporty Oni's thai kick to the dick? Or would she beat up the Cheshire and take me home?

>> No.19055708

>>19055616
>"Now here's the deal, Anon. I'm going to spend the next 24 hours trying to make you laugh, and if I fail, you get to cum in my butt."
>Ask her what happens if she succeeds
>"If I win, you have to cum in my butt."

>> No.19055716

>>19055616
I would only accept if the person hitting me is a cute monster girl.

>>19055635
>How hard would I get bullied if I came from the cute, sporty Oni's thai kick to the dick?
Every camera would focus on you and the Cheshire would make very belittling comments about the whole scene. They might even offer you to quit so that you can go get kicked in the dick in privacy to your heart's content.
I must also praise your patrician fetish.

>> No.19055943

>>19055635
Please stop making me want an Oni as my wife. It’s hard enough knowing they don’t exist, but now you’re making them sound even better.

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>>19055943
>hfw you underestimate her power to keep you safe while also giving you a kickjob every single day

>> No.19055964
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>>19055943
Tall, short, slim, big, etc... Onis come in all shapes and sizes. They also come in many different colors.
Just give in and marry a cute Japanese demon.

>> No.19056030

Guy, what if
Oni Wight

>> No.19056038

>>19056030
How would that happen?

>> No.19056040

>>19056030
Make that a legal loli Oni Wight and you've got a fucking deal. Couldn't kill my waifu to make her into a Wight though, so I guess she's going to be a literal lolibabaa before it happens.

>> No.19056043

How does cooking skill increase over time in Inaris and Youkos?

If you asked 9 foxes to line up from 1 to 9 tails and make a bento box, would you see a clear increase in quality? Let’s assume none of them are married, because all monster girls cooking for their husbands are the best in the world - the same as if their husbands cooked for them.

>> No.19056051

>>19056043
I don't think so. Older foxes would have had more time to practice, of course, but I don't think they get innately better. I'm sure the best 9-tails would blow any 1-tail out of the water, but a really dedicated 1-tail would beat a lazy, shitty 9-tail.

>> No.19056064

>>19056038
An undead Oni receives an absolutely illegal amount of semen from her husband.

>> No.19056086

>>19056064
>Zombie Oni
How terrifying would she be just after her tragic death?

>> No.19056091

>>19056051
>lazy, shitty 9-tail

Imagine living for nine hundred fucking years, watching friends die, get married, and move on from your tiny corner of the world. All while Templars led by a snuff fetishist false god claim the moral high ground and worshippers are afraid to visit your shrine for fear of being raped or possessed.

Then some random fuck shows up and asks for a bento box.

How much effort are you going to put into that?

>> No.19056106
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>>19056091

>> No.19056147

>>19056106
yeesh, that's heavy

>> No.19056264

>>19056106
Poor girl.

>> No.19056549

Wights are super cute!

>> No.19056568

>>19056549
no
liches are better

>> No.19056579

>>19056549
Big womanly Wights who don't hesitate to claw you when you misbehave are much better than those trendy facesitting lolis.

>> No.19056615

I want to fight 10 Jinkos!

>> No.19056619

>>19056568
I want to bully a Lich sexually while she desperately tries to keep working

>> No.19056640

>>19056615
All at the same time or one after the other?
Battling a gauntlet of Jinkos sounds fun especially if they're all distinctively different.

>>19056619
Assuming Saphirette represents all studious monster girls we can say that a Lich would work more efficiently while getting sexually bullied by her husband.
If you go REALLY hard at it then she won't be able to focus.

>> No.19056656

>>19056640
All at the same time!

https://youtu.be/V3FhFoRg6Ws?t=14s

>> No.19056660

>>19056619
but her work consists of getting bullied !

>> No.19056728

>>19056619
>Lich about to make her magnum opus
>suddenly hears glass shatters
>already knows her husband found her phylactery again even though she hid it in the mimic and made her swear to safeguard it
>2 days later she realizes her notes were ruined and she has to redo the entire experiment and research
>husband asks when she's going to let him go

>> No.19056774

>>19056615
I wish KC would add a Rakshasa already.

>> No.19056908

>>19056728
What kind of Eromancer doesn’t protect her notes from being damaged by sex? She knows how much her husband loves to make her ahegao! That Mimic is no match for the magic she taught him!

I think she just wants an excuse to cast a mirrored pleasure spell on herself and use her Husband as a chair for a few days. Now he’ll know what it’s like to almost faint from cumming too!

>> No.19056969

>>19056908
I would study eromancy if it had some transformation parts in it.

Gotta give girls bigger

>> No.19056992

>>19056549
>>19056568
They're both super cute, wights and liches make undead the best monsters by being that group.

>>19056579
What about a loli that slaps you with her claws and pouts?

>> No.19056993

>>19056969
I'd study normal magic and then learn some eromancy so I could mix spells.

>> No.19057010
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>>19056992
>Why are you staring at the meniu?
>Everything you eat goes to your breasts anyways

>> No.19057018

>>19056993
Well that's a given, as one never knows when they could use a teleport or empowered fireball, but I want to give my adventuring girls some larger, lewder bodies.

>> No.19057019

>>19057010
That wight is telling her one of the anon in the back was starring at her ass. That lich might have her phylactery but she'd still blush at it.

>> No.19057031

>>19057018
It really sounds easy, especially considering monster girls are heavily magical beings. If they let you do anything to them a cast here and there should do the trick, perhaps increasing their sensitivity as well.

>> No.19057070

>>19057031
Of course, although I prefer to do more localized sensitivity for them.

Boosting the amazon barbarian's bust would be perfect.

>> No.19057073
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>>19055508
We already have bi-pedal Unicorns they're called Onis.

>> No.19057078

>>19057010
Is !"it'll go right to your thighs" a lot more literal in MGE?

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I spent all day today at the university basement going through archives for shits and giggles. Which species would enjoy such activity the best? Lich? Hakutaku? Anubis?

>> No.19057086
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new Ap by Barb.

>> No.19057089

>>19057086
So now I can be both Lord of the Dance AND a mayor of a small village up the coast!

>> No.19057094

>>19057086
Cute!
Gonna slap that ass!

>> No.19057114

>>19057089
Anon, you're not supposed to reference shit webcomics.

>> No.19057117

>>19057114
You got it, you're just as guilty.

>> No.19057123

>>19057086
Nice!

Can it be found anywhere else online?

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>>19055508
Next you'll tell us you want a cuckquean Shirohebi.

>> No.19057158

>>19057086
damn nice bod and colors

>> No.19057164

>>19057086
nice dancing land fish.

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>>19056728

>> No.19057183

>>19057155
Why would I? Shirohebis are almost perfect. All they're missing is intercrural and they more than make up for it with their tailhugs. Yan is a form of pure love, after all. Get a gentle yan and it's even better than a vanilla Unicorn.

>> No.19057187

>>19057086
Utterly enchanting, Barb seems to improve with every piece.

>> No.19057194

>>19057178
Wahahaha! Time to squirm against her back!

>> No.19057196

>>19057178
Cute

>> No.19057247

>>19057178
This might be a common problem single liches don't see coming.

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>>19054847
>Paleontologists
Wait, does this mean that we're actually living in the world where the Order won?

>> No.19057273
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19057273

Is your home MG-friendly?

>> No.19057279

>>19057273
Nope, my house is small and I like big girls.

>> No.19057281

>>19057262
What, Monster Girls don't like to dig around in the dirt?
>>19057273
Centaur Worries? Now that's a blast from the past.

>> No.19057285

>>19057262
What if the MGE world is the distant past, and the present is a dark post-apocalyptic future of it?

No, that's too horrible.

>> No.19057301

>>19057089
I miss that comic before it went to shit(tier) than it started.

>> No.19057311
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Best Zipangu girl coming through.

>> No.19057313
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>>19057301
At least Order of the Stick is still great. Do Goddesses count as Monster Girls?

>> No.19057320

>>19057273
I live in a tiny studio on the 2nd floor. I suppose fairies and small angel types would find it spacious.

>> No.19057322

>>19057311
She slipped right through!

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>>19057313
Only if they have monster traits.

>> No.19057331

>>19057086
Nice to see that he constantly improves.
Eros MGs need more love.

>> No.19057354

>>19057273
+Single Floor - No Stairs
+Open Floor Plan
+Good Plumbing, Wiring, A/C
+Floors either tile or carpet
• Arid Desert Climate - Currently about 99F and going to peak at almost 120F later
- Suburbia
- Need car to go most anywhere

Let’s say I was applying for a homestay, MonMusu style, through a thinly veiled dating service. Who would be valid species?

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>>19057331
Agreed.

>> No.19057390

>>19057380
Anon Anonslastname finds happiness!

>> No.19057394

>>19057273
Not really. If it was to comfort my favorite species the walls, floors and roofs would have to be enhanced with magic and everything should be fire proof. The door frames slightly larger and there should be space for wings and tail stretching.

>> No.19057398

>>19057313
https://imgur.com/a/tx7NnDt

Goddesses can be fun, sometimes.

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LN sure likes drawing these two together.

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Would you lick an evil Anubis' wet shirt?

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Fox titties.

>> No.19057488

>>19057354
Do you live in hell AKA Arizona?

I live there too.

Maybe a lamia would be comfy here?

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>>19057488
You know who else would be comfortable?

>> No.19057522

>>19057458
Couldn’t she just take her shirt off and he could suck it out?

>> No.19057524

>>19057469
Why is she wearing better girl's swimsuit?

>> No.19057537

>>19057508
I don't see Apophis?

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>>19057537
She's hiding, waiting for her moment to strike.
Actually, that pic was made before Apophis

>> No.19057552

>>19057522
Because she's evil and bullying him.

>> No.19057565

>>19057508
>dead wasteland (of urban sprawl)
>hot
>dry

Yeah, they might like it here.

>> No.19057578

>>19057508
>you know what else would be comfortable?
Listening to too much rock 'n roll, being brainwashed into trying to assassinate the Pharaoh, sneaking into her palace at night and being stopped in the nick of time by a team of Anubis bureaucrats who pin you to the ground with their combined bodyweight?

>> No.19057586

>>19057273
I basically live in a hobbit hole anyway

>> No.19057602
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>> No.19057610

>>19057602
I see the maid is ready for summer

>> No.19057615

>>19057602
Damn these feral Kikis. The got my Anubis engine going for a moment there.

>> No.19057640

>>19057602
This maid uniform is indecent and doesn't follow etiquette at all, there's no frills on the bra and panties.

>> No.19057669

>>19057086
look at her hand

>> No.19057707

Does the art fairy that hangs out with the wandering scholar always say "hey," "listen," and advice on how not to be raped?

>> No.19057714
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19057714

What's wrong with her

>> No.19057719

>>19057714
She's not my wife yet

>> No.19057720

>>19057714
breasts not big enough

>> No.19057722

>>19057707
Probably. She also keeps telling him to fuck her brains out already.

>> No.19057738

>>19057714
She's not giving me a full body tail hug.

>> No.19057739

>>19057714
Breasts too large

>> No.19057742

>>19057714
Her breasts are either too big or too small

>> No.19057746

>>19057742
I feel the same but the other way around.

>> No.19057751

>>19057714
She's easy.

>> No.19057753

>>19057746
I agree but in reverse.

>> No.19057761
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>>19057751
She's a pure slut

>> No.19057763

>>19057714
breast are too normal

>> No.19057768

>>19057761
She's a massive slut who feel for the first handsome guy she meet.

>> No.19057774

>>19057763
Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.19057775

>>19057761
I'd rather a lewd virgin.

>> No.19057778

>>19057458
Evil girls are the absolute best

>> No.19057787

>>19057778
>getting defeated by the evil sharkteeth Anubis
>she starts giving you a blowjob
>and teases you with her teeth all the while
I bet you'd eventually want her to bite you just to get it over with. I'd want it just for the pleasure

>> No.19057791

>>19057761
The best kind.

>> No.19057801

>>19057774
nothing good either

>> No.19057803

>>19057787
>tfw no evil Anubis gf who will bite off your penis and keep it in a canopic jar
Fuck this gay Earth.

>> No.19057815

>>19057787
Can I get a sharkteeth Pharaoh.

>> No.19057819

>>19057803
I'm OK with that, we can't make daughterus if she's bit my dick off

>> No.19057822

>>19057803
>get your penis bit off
>she performs an incantation that makes it portaled to your stump
>have to endure being used as a dildo all day while having to do hard labor as her slave

>> No.19057824

>>19057787
Neck bite>bitejob>everything else

>> No.19057839

>>19057787
>>19057803
You need to go.

>> No.19057853

>>19057839
Kill yourself faggot

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>>19057714
Absolutely nothing.

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>>19057853
The only faggot here is you.

>> No.19057903

>>19057896
>tells people who like biting to leave
>posts a girl whose main appeal is biting
Damn, didn't realize I was replying to a mongoloid

>> No.19057909

>>19057889
I want to give that snake big, bouncing boobers.

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>>19057903
But mamonobama means she won't turn your dick to confetti.

>> No.19057927

>>19057903
What you didn't realize was that you were replying to a different person. If you want to have your dick bitten off, talk about it somewhere else.

>> No.19057928

>>19057714
I want to tenderly kiss every inch of her skin

>> No.19057934

90% of shitposters are Bunyips. They are destroying the thread.

I hate Bunyips so god damn much.

>> No.19057945

>>19057934
If we offer our cocks to them, maybe they'll be convinced to stop shitposting!

>> No.19057946

>>19057934
>T. Cheshire

The cuddlecat has been overthrown, bring forth the snug snake!

>> No.19057950

>>19057945
Can't fool me Bunyip

>> No.19057952

>>19057927
>>19057787 has nothing to do with getting your dick bitten off

>> No.19057972
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19057972

The nurse will see you now.

>> No.19057981

>>19056774
Only if they have backwards paws like in D&D

>> No.19057983

>>19057972
only unicorns and mgs with poison should be nurses

>> No.19057997
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>GAOOOO!!!

>> No.19058004

>>19057722
I get the impression the Wandering Scholar might be the kind of guy who often doesn't get the hint when a girl is flirting with him.

>> No.19058007

>>19057889
I just had a great idea.
Open a coffee shop, and instead of chairs, just hire lamias to let you recline into their coils.
They'll cover your legs for you and lean you back so that you have a comfortable place for your head to lie, and they'll talk to you.
If you fall asleep, there's a room upstairs for them to carry you up, or the lights are low enough to just leave you there and let them play with your hair.
Lamia-chairs come in all sizes, from Just Enough to January Tiramisu, selection changing on the day.

>> No.19058012

>>19057983
>A thick, wild smiled Apophis slithers into your room at the hospital
>her nurse outfit is very clearly stolen, signs of a scuffle from her nabbing it on top of it being two sizes too small
>”Ah, welcome! So you’re the new customer. Yes, I’m a nurse. Your nurse. Let’s see what the problem is- Oh no!”
>that is the least convincing nurse-talk you’ve ever heard, who calls a patient a ‘customer’?
>”-it looks like you’ll need my injection immediately~! Hold still!”
>she bares her dripping fangs, and you’re at least comforted by how much money you’ll make from the lawsuit after all this

>> No.19058014

>>19058007
They might do things to my sleeping body

>> No.19058019
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>>19051746
That was mine. Have another

>> No.19058034

>>19058019
die instantly

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Please be wary of elves in heat.

>> No.19058043

>>19058014
Only things like say "He's so cute when he's asleep" and look through your phone for your phone number so that they can call you later. Also, they might run their hands through your hair or put your half-finished drink on the counter so that they can warm it up for you when you wake up. Also, they might play with your hands a little bit, or sniff your neck, or rub your shoulders. And if it looks like you're having a bad dream-not that you would-they might wake up up by giving you a little shake or rubbing the sides of your head and saying "Wake up, sleepyhead.", depending on the type of girl they are.

>> No.19058044

>>19058039
from the thumbnail it looks very lewd

>> No.19058057

>>19057458
Sauce?? Image search shows nothing..

>> No.19058060

>>19057903
I thought people objected to the idea of her actually biting a penis off rather than just biting in general.

>> No.19058072

>>19058060
Only one of the quoted posts mentioned that and I am defending the other

>> No.19058073

>>19058019
>Political stuff
Yikes. Go back to your containment board.

>> No.19058076

>>19058007
The bunyip-chairs would be for VIPs, right? They are the most comfortable.

>> No.19058080

>>19058019
Your home board is calling for you, /monster/

>> No.19058097

>>19058007
>just hire lamias to let you recline into their coils
>Lamiae everywhere ecstatic that they can use one of their unique charms to potentially end up with a husband
Everyone wins.

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>>19058019
You should have went back to /pol/

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>>19058097
Gonna go through a lot of employees, though. They need to pay to work there. Also would sit on the chuuni Shirohebi.

>> No.19058151

>>19058019
>shit country
>shit species
at least it matches

>> No.19058230

>>19058110
>ebola chan
You're reminding me that cure-chan barely got any art

>> No.19058235

>>19058007
The entertainment is Apsara dancers and Gandharva musicians?

>> No.19058274

>>19058007
This is a surefire way to get me coming back. This will be my strategy.

>Stay up for 30 hours before going.
>Sit down on a Lucoa sized Lamia, hopefully an Echinda or a Basilisk.
>Order a cappuccino and get comfy.
>Drink it happily while enjoying the feeling of warm sunshine on my skin and chilly scales sucking any excess heat away.
>Confide in my cute Lamia chair that I’m having a stressful as fuck time at school and I’d love to rest with her for a while, if she doesn’t mind.
>Get carried upstairs and tenderly loved, massaged and pet by a caring snakewoman until I fall asleep and my stress vanishes
>Have nightmare, wake up halfway through my sleep
>Get comforted
>Fall in love
>Sleep for almost 20 hours

>> No.19058311

>>19058274
>Lucoa sized Lamia
Good lord her tail must be thick.

>> No.19058313
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19058313

>Beware my jaws that bite, my claws that catch!

>> No.19058346

>trying to learn how to draw
>appreciate good art even more
feels good my dudes

>> No.19058358 [SPOILER] 
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Danger: Terrifying creature from Hell.

>> No.19058392

>>19058313
Beware my dick that goes snicker-snack

>> No.19058400
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What would happen if a greenworm starting gnawing on a mandragora's leaves?

>> No.19058407

>>19058311
It’s comfier than memory foam and almost lewder than her oppai. A thick tail locks in heat really well, too. Neither of us would be too warm or too cold.

>> No.19058419

>>19058151
Inferiority complex post #10000

>> No.19058442 [SPOILER] 
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>>19058358
Danger: Terrifying creature that could set the world on fire.

>> No.19058444

>>19057508
sand worm best girl

>> No.19058451

>>19058007
Girls playing with your hair is a top tier fetish.

>> No.19058457

>>19058313
MY LIPS THAT SUCK, MY ASS THAT QUIVERS

>> No.19058460

>>19057739
i like you

>> No.19058477
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19058477

Left or right?

>> No.19058485
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>>19058444
Those digits don't lie

>> No.19058487

>>19058477
I'm already married to a hellhound, anon. But I guess I could use a maid to keep the house clean. Maybe we could hire the other girl as a butler/entertainer.

>> No.19058488

>>19058358
Tits terrifyingly big

>> No.19058501

>>19058073
>>19058034
>>19058080
>>19058110
>>19058151
>CRT

>> No.19058504

>ln monster friendly states [...] harpies [...] even run transportation businesses providing aerial transport for people and packages.

Airlift by harpy sounds fun.

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>>19058485
>digits

>> No.19058511

>>19056106
>Mono-eye fox
Well, there's the reason people stopped coming to this shrine.

>> No.19058520

>>19058007
Soft, indulgent Lamias that let you sink in until you don't think you will ever escape!
Soft, forceful Lamias that barely let you move for yourself, nearly pushing your head back onto he tail! Seat mandated relaxation!
Soft, quiet Lamias that don't say a word, but they coil ever tighter around you, surrounding you until they're the only thing in your world!
Soft, enthusiastic Lamias that hold your drink for you and not-so-subtly sip it from time to time while they shuffle, moving their torso behind you so that they can spoil you from behind!
Hard, mechanical Automatolamia with cupholders!

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>>19058501
Unlike cripplechan, we expect anons to keep the /pol/ shit in /pol/.

>> No.19058542

>>19058520
Give me the biggest, softest lamias around.
I'm in need of comfy times.

Also tacos but that's coming later.

>> No.19058550
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>>19058501
Cathode Ray Tubes are awesome!

>> No.19058552
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>Look, I'm wearing nee-chan's clothes!

>> No.19058554

>>19058501
We're not talking about televisions.

>> No.19058557

>>19058550
Oh gremlin-chan, you scamp.
Are you done making my automaton look like an Atlas mech yet?

>>19058552
Cute

>> No.19058577

>>19058400
She'd get reprimanded then fed proper vegetables.
Now I'm thinking about a cute Werewolf loli gnawing on a P'Orc.

>> No.19058591
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>>19057073

>> No.19058597

>>19058501
Cute Ratatoskr Tummies?
Seriously though, keep that shit where it belongs.

>> No.19058628

>>19058550
Unpopular Opinion:
Gremlins would be just as good without shortstack/loli bodies

>> No.19058636

I want a Bunyip who reviews games and opens up Pokéman cards on MonTube, and calls herself a “massive legend”.

>> No.19058638
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Two legs bad, four legs good.

>> No.19058649

>>19058638
Do Whitehorns give tours of the Winter Kingdom?

>> No.19058657

>>19057354
>- Need car to go most anywhere
You don’t have to worry about that when you can just ride your homestay/wife wherever you need to go!

>> No.19058659

>>19058628
Seems legit. I like them loli but there's no reason for them not to be able to get big for onee-chan lovers.

>> No.19058661

>>19058628
I don’t see why that’s unpopular. I would love a genki engineer girl built like a Salamander with an especially fat butt.

>> No.19058670

>>19058649
Probably.

I remember there's also one whose body drains your energy instead of being warm.

>> No.19058691

>>19058649
I'd like to recieve a tour like that. Maybe buy some Whitehorn fashion too as souvenir.

>> No.19058694

>>19058670
That's a wighthorn.

>> No.19058697

>>19058694
That's the one yeah.

>> No.19058699
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Would you drink her nectar?

>> No.19058718

>>19058699
No. I'll plant her in the center of my garden, and when a honeybee girl comes along, I'll waifu her and eat her honey instead. Maybe I'll get lucky and said honeybee girl will be the princess of the hive!

>> No.19058730

>>19057981
If you're suggesting they be furry as well you need to fuck off just like Shoggocks

>> No.19058733

>>19058699
no she clearly needs more water and mulch

>> No.19058760

>>19058670
>>19058694
>>19058691
I remember that one:
https://pastebin.com/sBvQAjDk

>> No.19058762
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Mofu addiction: not even kitsunes are safe from it.

>> No.19058767

>>19058762
Mofu: not even once.

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>>19058767
Tells us how you really feel

>> No.19058785

>>19058451
i miss the good feeling when school nurse went around to classes checking for head lice in middle school

>> No.19058791

>>19058776
I was a mofu addict a long time a go. Fluff was my life and I loved it, but then I recovered.

>> No.19058792

>>19058767
Mofu is the only thing that gives my life meaning.

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>>19058628
Some opinions are unpopular for a reason.

>> No.19058798

What are some tricky and kind things an Inari would do to brighten your day?

I could see one disgusting themselves as a Kikimora and trying this routine: https://youtu.be/mgky7XNNCLc

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>>19058767

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>>19058767
You speak as if you have a choice

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>>19058791

>> No.19058837

>>19058798
In the case of an Inari, she'd totally have burned that hole on purpose. Also, I expect she'd be even more clingy.

>> No.19058841

>>19058837
I’m pretty sure the girl in the skit burned it on purpose too. She was trying to pull his pants off the whole time.

>> No.19058846

>>19058832
What do mofu species get in exchange for letting people huff their fluff? It seems like they get the short end of the stick.

>> No.19058847

>>19058841
Wasn't the whole skit just her trying to get him to make her apologize with her body, but he just keeps being an understanding husband?

>> No.19058862

>>19058792
Do you suffer from clinical depression, ahedonia, or suicidal ideation? Does it sometimes feel like the world would be better off if you fell asleep one night and never woke up? Looking for a girlfriend but don’t want to be raped?

Try Mofu!(TM)

Mofu(TM) is a revolutionary exodermal demonic energy applicator for the treatment of mood and psychotic disorders. Just apply a liberal fluffing of Mofu(TM) to your hands, chest, face, and back, ensuring to compliment either the warmth or the softness, and soon you’ll be back to your regular shitposting self. It’s that easy!

WARNING: side effects may include comfiness, drowsiness, a willingness to live, and gaining at least one (1) new loving and clever wife.

Mofu(TM): touch fluffy tail!

>> No.19058871

>>19058846
Headpats and praise.

It means a lot to them. Love isn't transactional.

>> No.19058881

>>19058847
I don’t know. I’m not exactly familiar with nip memes.

>> No.19058885

>>19058846
Older adults get positive benefits for supporting others, and most Kitsunes are pretty old.

https://academic.oup.com/psychsocgerontology/article/65B/3/351/640520

>>19058847
That’s why it’d be so funny. You come home expecting to find your dignified and witty wife, but instead you find an overdramatic Kiki who keeps making up excuses to fall all over you.

I wonder how long she could keep the illusion up before breaking out laughing?

>> No.19058891

>>19058871
That makes sense. It doesn’t have to be transactional, unless maybe you have a Tanuki who’s into that kind of thing, but you should definitely try to make her feel good too and not just abuse the fluff without any mind to her feelings.

>> No.19058901

>>19058846
It probably feels good to have someone pet you if they’re gentle about it. And even the most hardcore Mofu lovers would never harm their beloved fluff.

Truly skilled Mofu fluffers carry an expensive comb and homemade tofu on their person at all times. Just in case.

>> No.19058919

>>19058847
If it was, then it went over my head.

>> No.19058949

>>19058891
I want to humble a Tanuki who wants to commoditize our love by withholding dick, snuggles, headpats and other forms of affection until she gives me a free pass, while telling her it's about supply and demand.

>> No.19058953

>>19057458
Got a source on this one?

>> No.19058959

>>19058057
>>19058953
The Girl with Horns

>> No.19058968

>>19058959
Thank you friend

>> No.19058980

https://youtu.be/vIN3CEbrzXk
https://youtu.be/IfXtjtFZ40I

>> No.19058984
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Cheshire Kitten’s first shitposts:

>This meme is from the future. You don’t understand it yet.

>> No.19058993

>>19058798
Going to a beach together.

Maybe even a nude one.

>> No.19058995

>>19058984
Cheshire loli needs to start training if she's going to stand up to Bunyip-chan

>> No.19059001

>>19058862
Can Mothman be clever?

Like a bookworm mothman?

>> No.19059012
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Nobody can beat the SUCC.

Not the SUCC.

>> No.19059045

>>19059012
garbage girl

>> No.19059074
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We need more monster girls with goat pupils.

>> No.19059078
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>> No.19059094

>>19059078
Lewd, gonna grope those ears

>> No.19059103

>>19059074
Is there an octopus monstergirl? Octopuses (octopi?) IRL have goat pupils.

>>19057164
Undines could be good dancers too.

>> No.19059107 [SPOILER] 
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>>19059094
Me too.

>> No.19059114

>>19059107
Sick filth.

>> No.19059121
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>>19059103
>Is there an octopus monstergirl?
There's a pic out there of a scylla with octopus pupils, but it's not blue-board-friendly.

>> No.19059131

How do harpy feathers compare to fluff?

>> No.19059141

>>19059131
You have to dig in a bit but the down is amazingly soft.

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>>19059107
I want a cheshire to melt into my arms when I give her ear rubs like that

>> No.19059164

>>19059078
>Bunyip is usually cool and collected, never showing any emotion
>Anon shows her a picture of her during sex
>She gets so embarassed that she rapes him again

>>19059094
>>19059107
A monster girl wouldn't let you touch her fragile fluffy ears unless she fully trusted. You can break a girl with just a single wrong move.

>> No.19059176

>>19059164
Full on, two handed, behind the ear scritching.

>> No.19059180

It'd be nice if MGE harpies don't have that silly "take 3 steps and forget" thing that monmusu harpies seem to have (or at least Papi).

>>19059141
>A harpy might cheerfully ask "what are you doing there, anon?"

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>>19058949

>> No.19059194

>>19059180
MGE harpies aren't dumb like their Monster Musume counterparts. MGE are just known to be cheerful and very extroverted.

>> No.19059195

>>19059180
MGE harpies don't have that thankfully.

>> No.19059206

>>19059103
There is no distinction between squid and octopus monster girls as far as I'm aware.
I've seen a gorgeous scylla maid with goat pupils from a VN the name of which escapes me.

>>19059187
That's a scary nuki. They're most likely stronger than humans so that makes her all the more dangerous.

>> No.19059234

>>19059187
>Try to bribe a Tanuki into giving you a proverbial free lunch
>She ties you up and rapes you until you'd do anything she told you to.

>> No.19059244

Tanuki or Rata mofu?

>> No.19059259

How do you cheer up an Inari after you two got caught in the rain together?

>> No.19059261

>>19059131
Harpy wings are quite comfortable but they lack the addictive nature of fluff. Jubjubs are an exception.

>>19059244
Tanuki mofu is a side dish. Rata mofu is the whole meal, you could even argue that they're more mofu than they're girl.

>> No.19059263

If werewolves are perpetually transformed what happens to them during a full moon?

>> No.19059267
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>>19059244
Bunyip.

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>>19058628
I never really consider Gremlins to fall under the loli category. They're more just small people, instead of child like. I'm sure they come with tits too.

>> No.19059275

>>19059263
They turn into full anthro. But don't worry, the fur is something to hang on to.

>> No.19059279

Real question: When is the drop bear girl?

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>>19059244

>> No.19059285

>>19059276
Same.

>> No.19059289

>>19059275
Kill yourself Bollocks.

>> No.19059291

>>19059276
I am a manlet. There are women at work shorter than me.

>> No.19059295

>>19059279
>shortstack bear girl with thick Aussie accent who initiates surprise rape whenever she feels like by jumping on your face and making you eat her out
I’ll take two please.

>> No.19059296

>>19059187
This scares me more than it probably should.

>> No.19059303

>>19059187
>her face when you tell her you know nothing of stocks and markets

>> No.19059306

>>19059289
Nice bogeyman you have there

>> No.19059313

>>19059286
Soft body
Soft mofu

What if I don't have it in me to dom a Ratatoskr? Will she not be MERE'd and just keep teasing me with fluff? I want that to happen.

>> No.19059321

>>19059303
> What do you MEAN you don't understand comparative advantage?
> Look, OK, I'll teach you. Say a Mist Continent worker can produce 1 ton of steel or 3 tons of basedbeans, and an Eagle Republic worker can produce 2 tons of steel or 7 tons of basedbeans...
> Actually, I've got a better way to teach this.
> You might not learn anything, but it will be more fun.

>> No.19059374

>>19059289
Tell me, when the fuck did I become synonymous with furfaggotry on any level.

>> No.19059378

>>19059321
Zipangu has the comparative advantage in steel production versus Eagle Country with the agricultural advantage.
>But steel workers trade deficit fake news jobs jobs jobs
>270 electoral votes
>#MAGA

>> No.19059382

>>19059378
I mean Mist.
Mist has the advantage in steel production.

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>> No.19059446

>>19059425
Gonna grope.
Must grope.

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What MG would enjoy playing Bulletstorm?

>> No.19059450

>>19059206
>There is no distinction between squid and octopus monster girls as far as I'm aware.

Well in the MGE there is, the scylla being an octopus (eight arms) and the kraken a squid (ten arms).

>> No.19059463

>>19059447
How about you take a hike with your garbage normie-tier tastes.

>> No.19059486

>>19057178
Damn that's cute.

Why do I feel she's currently using him as a dick chair?

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>>19059259

>> No.19059506

>>19059486
You know, she's probably orgasm denying him to make sure she can use him as a concentration aid as long as she can. He's going to be on the edge for the whole working day.

>> No.19059512

>>19059450
LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD
LET NO MAN LOOK AT THE SKY WITH HOPE
LET THIS DAY BE FOREVER CURSED
BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE
THE QUAKEN

>> No.19059517

>>19059447
>Bulletstorm
Doom or get out.

>> No.19059525

>>19059493
Freshly washed and dried off mofu is a substance of the gods.
>TC
Tanuki Corp© ?

>> No.19059528

>>19059506
>"You're not cumming until I've remade every last note that was ruined."
>"That's should take... around 7 hours"

>> No.19059534

>>19058012
Thankfully most of the MGs at a hospital would be married.

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>>19059447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

>Anything other than Doom in all of its glory
You fucking disgust me.

>> No.19059558

>>19059425
She better have an accent as thick as her body.

>> No.19059629

>>19059558
>Thick german kiki with thick german accent

Would love to hear her say "allo?" every time she picks up the phone.

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>>19059517
>>19059550
>preferring "shoot the enemies til they die" to wrapping them in chain-bound grenades, launching them skyward with flares blasting them into live wires, and splattering them with explosive cannonballs

>> No.19059645

>>19059633
>anime irl

>> No.19059669

>>19059633
>"shoot the enemies til they die"
Stop playing vanilla Doom then

>> No.19059687
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19059687

Booty shorts. Y/N?

>> No.19059708

>>19059687
Only on sluts and whores.
On slores hard yes.

>> No.19059709

I want a Demon Realm that looks like it should be on a Hair Metal album cover.

>> No.19059726

>>19059687
Is this one of those JK delinquent bugs who do cheap compensated dating?

>>19059708
Agreed with that. Sluts are at their best when they wear booty shorts so short that they might as well be naked.

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>>19059709
I'd rather have a demon realm that looks like a synthwave album cover.

>> No.19059748

>>19059687
Only if they're latex booty shorts!

>> No.19059755

>>19059748
Denim or bust, KDF!

>> No.19059758

>>19059746
Hey retro 80s MG demon realm is my jam too.

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>>19058012

>> No.19059774

>>19059755
But anon!

>> No.19059779

>>19059771
too smug

>> No.19059788

>>19058012
It's hard to file a lawsuit when you're constantly trippin' balls on venom.

>> No.19059790

>>19059771
This is the part where you scream for help.

>> No.19059791

>>19059771
I don't like this nurse.

>> No.19059797

>>19059771
Penis inspection day AGAIN?

>> No.19059803

>>19059774
How can you even be satisfied with latex microshorts with your fetish? If anything, I'd expect you to go for full latex and the shorts on top of that.

>> No.19059810

>>19059771
What's the smuggest face you can draw on the smuggest monster you can think of?

>> No.19059814

>>19059803
I mean, full coverage is great and all anon, but sometimes just a subtle, contrasting hint of latex is nice too. That being said though, your suggestion is also something I'd very much like to see.

>> No.19059820

>>19059790
>This is the part where you scream "Marry me!".
FTFY

>> No.19059836

>>19059814
You're the true monster.

>> No.19059850

>>19059836
I'm hardly the worst out there anon.

>> No.19059851

>>19059633
>Not taking the simplicity of Doom's combat and applying it to actual skill to dash through the world leaving carnage in your wake
C A S U A L

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What did you just tell her?

>> No.19059864

>>19059820
That's what happens during the rape, not before it happens. Gotta scream a bit to make her feel like a scary ancient evil and all that.

>> No.19059871

>>19059855
My dragon is 20 years old and I impregnated her after 1 and a half year of relationship.

>> No.19059873

>>19059855
>Bobcut is the most beautiful hairstyle

>> No.19059874

>>19059855
I'm going to shave every single hair she has!

>> No.19059876

>>19059855
I came in her cereal

>> No.19059895

>>19059633
>Jamming a drill into a big guy then kicking it deeper into his stomach
>Wrapping an enemy with chain grenades than kick him into another before detonating

Good times. Too bad the game was too short.

>> No.19059914

>>19059895
That's what Echoes is for.

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>>19059810

>> No.19059950

Friendly reminder that is 100% okay to kidnap and rape little Sabbath Scouts if they come to your door. Their standard uniforms couldn't possibly be inviting anything else!

>> No.19059975

>>19059950
DO NOT

>> No.19059980

is it just doggogirls that like tummy rubs?>>19059810

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>>19059486
>>19059506
I should make a commission of a lich using anon as a dick chair...

>> No.19059991

>>19059950
What about Onee Scouts?

>> No.19060009

>>19059991
Those are the ones you need to watch out for. Equally as revealing and erotic uniforms but they're the ones who kidnap and rape you!

>> No.19060010

>>19059950
Those cute but tempting uniforms would be pretty nice, but thank god I'm not a lolicon so I'd buy some of their stuff before saying bye and closing the door.

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>When the only way to get through to a tsundere faux baneneko is to pet the shit out of her

>> No.19060022

>>19060010
How could any man buy cookies from a bunch of little girls in leotards that fully show off their flat chests and puffy pussies?

>> No.19060026

>>19060022
With a straight face even?*

>> No.19060029

>>19060009
How do I know they're at my door?

>> No.19060032

>>19059991
Those would just be thick OLs with pantylines.

>> No.19060033

If you wouldn't fuck a ghost you're a coward.

>> No.19060038

>>19059855
I like her little mask. It’s neat.

>> No.19060039

>>19060029
Do you not have windows or peepholes anon?

>> No.19060040

>>19060022
Sabbath isn't actually fully lewd, anon. It's more cute and tempting, the type that makes you rip their cute magical girl uniforms to shreads to reveal their bodies. If a girl came to you like that, chances are she's just a common loli whore.

>> No.19060042

>>19060039
Yes?

>> No.19060044

>>19060033
I accept, isnt like that you can get a ghost pregnant

>> No.19060048

>>19059914
ACT 3

>> No.19060049

>>19060040
You're thinking of the Snuggle Scouts, the Sabbath Scouts' pure, innocent little sister.

>> No.19060051

>>19060033
The only monster girls I'd refuse to fuck are either Dwarves because they're literally toddlercon and the Sith girls. Ghost sex tends to be some of the kinkiest.

>> No.19060055

>>19060044
>Anon's last words prior to becoming a father

>> No.19060059

>>19060051
I Will forever maintain that dwarfs are meaty shortstacks that are kinda strong

>> No.19060064

>>19060049
That's what mostly of the sabbath is. Imparting the charm and indecency of tiny young girls with so much cuteness that big bro just wants to hug them.

>> No.19060065
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>>19060033
Gimme an off-profile Phantom and I might.

>> No.19060075

>>19059629
>allo
that's french
We germans actally do pronounce the H at the start of words.

>> No.19060076

>>19060065
What kind of stories do you want your phantom to put on?

>> No.19060108

>>19060064
I don't see how overt eroticism and cutesy charm of lolis are mutually exclusive, if they wear their revealing outfits and act like they're just wearing normal clothing then I think that'd be exactly what the Sabbath would be about.

>> No.19060115
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19060115

This is the ideal monster body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.19060123

>>19060108
They kinda are. You don't look at a slut who has her breast and pussy exposed and say "How adorable and cute! I want to pamper you."

>> No.19060125

>>19060059
I mean I agree. But usually I just get told to fuck off presenting ideas outside of the norm.

>> No.19060126

>>19060123
Oh but I do, if she's a cute little monstergirl.

>> No.19060129

>>19060123
Says you!

>> No.19060142
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>>19058694
Ya we got one of those.

>> No.19060143

>>19060125
That one is kinda accepted as the alternative sucks.
That and getting drunk with a shortstack sounds fun

>> No.19060144

Wasn't someone commissioning a Sabbath scout pic?

>> No.19060163

>>19060144
I vaguely recall someone mentioning that, I hope they found an artist who's cool with it.

>> No.19060168
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19060168

Choose.

>> No.19060170

>>19060129
Says general opinion!

>>19060126
Anon please. We all know it goes like cute>cutelewd>lewd, sabbath is on the middle there while you are looking at the last part.

>> No.19060172

>>19060144
I have one of my Kobold daughteru in a SS outfit if that's the one you were thinking of anon. I heard back from the artist the other day, it should be done in a few days I hope.

>> No.19060191

>>19059493
Cute! Gonna brush that freshly dried mofu all night!

>> No.19060193

>>19060172
>Kobold daughteru in a SS outfit
Sieg heil!

>> No.19060210

>>19060172
That sounds adorable but I have to admit I thought the same thing as the other guy at first.

>> No.19060213

>>19060172
Stop bringing your shitty OCs up at every chance.

>> No.19060215

>>19060168
8 with bunyip.

>> No.19060218

>>19060193
Not like that anon! Please pardon my autism but unfortunately Nazi uniforms trigger me.

>>19060213
Other anon asked, anon.

>> No.19060220

>>19060172
US always had better hats

>> No.19060228

>>19060218
I always suspected you were a jew but this confirms it KDF.

>> No.19060261

>>19059948
smug and wide too. purrfect.

>> No.19060262

>>19060228
I'm hardly religious anon. That being said my mother is very much so, and 18 years of conditioned fear from (((religious school))) is pretty hard to get over.

>> No.19060271
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>>19060033
My wife is dead!

>> No.19060273

>>19060168
2, 4, 5, 6, 8 and 12 with Hellhound waifu.

>> No.19060284

>>19060262
KDF secrets are like school shootings for me now, all the feeling is gone, it's just like "oh, this again".

>> No.19060287

>>19060262
Oy vey my dude.

>> No.19060300

>>19060262
So THAT'S how you get all of your commission money!

>> No.19060312

>>19060300
Anon please, I spent all my Jew gold long before I found my waifu or started getting commissions. I work for my money just like anyone else now.

>> No.19060339

>>19060143
I mean honestly I prefer Cait and Cu Sith not being fucking snout faced fucks. If anything Itsuzumi or Polt are much better examples of how they SHOULD look, with some more alterations like no button nose at all and the lack of multiple teats.

>> No.19060340
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>>19059950
some of them seem a bit persistent

>> No.19060350
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https://spankbang.com/276v4/video/diina+no+virtual+saimin

>> No.19060355

>>19060168
All of them. You can't tell me what to do!

>> No.19060364

>>19060340
They just wanna sell you cookies or something anon, you should let them in.

>> No.19060394

>>19060115
>No hips

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https://twitter.com/ElakanMelon/status/997963164015673344

>> No.19060414

>>19059948
>He actually thinks anyone will stop after he came once!

>> No.19060420

>>19060400
What odd posturing.

>> No.19060425
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>>19060400
The spoiler had me worried for a second.

>> No.19060433
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>>19060425
What makes you say that?

>> No.19060454

>>19060400
Good snake, Melon.

>> No.19060456
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>>19060433
When an anon puts a link in spoilers, it's usually something unwelcome.

>> No.19060460

>>19060456
o

>> No.19060466

>>19059855
That I wanted to touch her fluffy tails.

>> No.19060496

>>19060425
Not knowing who Melon is

>> No.19060504
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>>19060466
That could be dangerous.

>> No.19060514

>>19060504
Looks like heaven to me.

>> No.19060516

>>19060400
Good, let the bunyip porn flow.

>> No.19060547

>>19060355
Clean your room, nerd.

>> No.19060555
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19060555

Bunyip in this pose when

>> No.19060561

Titania onee-san dressed up as the tooth fairy!

>> No.19060566

>>19060340
I'd open it, what's the worst that could happen?

>> No.19060577

>>19060566
You end up in CUNNY'D magazine.

>> No.19060594

>>19060400
That's... really nicely done actually.

>> No.19060619

>>19060555
I will never not love this snug.

>> No.19060683

>>19060577
It'd be weird to meet someone who was a big fan of your article.

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>>19060364
>>19060566
oh

>> No.19060710

>>19060702
She's paying for that door.

>> No.19060715

>>19060702
Here's jenny.

>> No.19060716

>>19060702
>"You're buying the cookies, Onii-chan. And we don't accept cash or card."

The horror.

>> No.19060753

I want to show loli Rata-chan my front tail!

>> No.19060756

>>19060702
>HeLLo OnIichAN, WOUld you lIKe some COOKiEs?

>> No.19060759

>>19060702
>"OH YEAH"

>> No.19060812

>>19060702
Quick give her some candy maybe she'll leave then!

>> No.19060819

>>19060702
I immediately toss a pack of caramel apples into the bathroom and climb out of the window.

You're not making me a lolicon you little shit!

>> No.19060824

>>19060819
Careful anon they hunt in pairs

>> No.19060828

>>19060819
Mister, I'll make a lolicon out of you

>> No.19060831

>>19060824
>fall out the window and land at the feet of a Baphomet

Clever girls.

>>19060828
Just you wait until my manticore gets home. She'll save me for sure!

>> No.19060844

>>19060702
I’d make fun of their fedoras until they leave me alone!

>> No.19060890
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19060890

Would you a scaly Shigure?

>> No.19060914

I swear I have ideas but no drive on starting them or any idea on how to actually open a story without it being cringey as all unholy fuck

>> No.19060916

>>19060890
Yes.

>> No.19060919
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Wilmarina did nothing wrong.

>> No.19060930

>>19060919
Clearly she stopped her daily training and that's terrible. Fifteen laps then sparring until she collapses.

>> No.19060935

>>19060716
>no cash or card
>they want my cryptoshekels
Oy vey

>> No.19060941

>>19060935
Just give them some stinky linkies, anon.

>> No.19060943

>>19060919
She didn't become my wife.

>> No.19060965

>>19059194
>>19059195
That's good. They're probably also not promiscuous like monmusu harpies normally are either.

>> No.19060969
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19060969

>let me play you the song of my people

>> No.19060981

>>19060965
Papi's mom noted that harpies in general don't follow that promiscuous behavior rule, Papi just left home before she found this out.

>> No.19060986

>>19060969
playing that instrument without hands seems a bit hard

>> No.19060992

>>19060986
She does have two fingers per wing, so that's something at least.

>> No.19060993

>>19060986
she has large talons.

>> No.19060998

>>19060981
That's also good. Why would harpies make up such a dumb rule anyway?

Oh right, monmusu harpies aren't very bright.

Also, MGE mermaids > monmusu mermaids.

>> No.19060999

>>19060969
Why did she get the lewdest face out of all of them?

>> No.19061010

>>19060999
I like how cupids are almost like the bunyips of Eros girls.

>> No.19061011

>>19060051
would dick cait real good

>> No.19061018

>>19061010
What the fuck.

>> No.19061021

>>19061011
Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.19061056

>>19060033
Can elementals like Sylphs and Undines have children? I think they're supposed to be a kind of spirit so they may just come from monsterized elements.

>>19061018
They both seem to be not very good at expressing feelings is what I meant.

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>>19060998
Preach it.

>> No.19061085

>>19061021
its ok anon i accept you and all MG's

>> No.19061091

>>19061085
Neck yourself and fuck back off to /trash/ or crying in the TFT Discord.

>> No.19061093

>>19061091
i don't know what either of those are

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Pictured: the wurm ovulation ritual.

>> No.19061098
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>>19061071
I prefer merrows myself, but vanilla mermaids are great, too.

>> No.19061105

>>19061056
>Can elementals like Sylphs and Undines have children? I think they're supposed to be a kind of spirit so they may just come from monsterized elements.

We don't know for those two, but according to Saphirette dark matters at least can have children (must not have them often or easily given how few dark matters exist), but they may be an exception as they seem to be a odd combination of true elemental and demi-elemental (demi-elementals being those that were monster races to begin with, like yuki-onna and dryads, and presumably can all reproduce in more conventional ways).

>> No.19061132

>>19061093
Your stories suck harder than a Dyson vacuum and you need to neck yourself furfaggot

>> No.19061143
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>>19061098
Would a human woman who drank mermaid blood monsterize into a mermaid?

>> No.19061148

>>19061132
i'm not who you think i am

>> No.19061151
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>>19061132
>Dyson

>> No.19061155

>>19061143
You're cancer.

>> No.19061157

>>19061096
Do your best Wurm-chan, I'm sure it will work eventually!

>> No.19061159

>>19061105
I've always wondered, just like warrior girls have a preference for fighters do elementals prefer elementalists and lichs necromancers?

>> No.19061184

>>19061159
As far as we know, no. Elementals are just curious about romance and sex with humans. Some may have such preferences but it doesn't seem to be a species theme.

>> No.19061196

I want to venture into the heart of a Lich's lair to ask her for directions.

>> No.19061204

>>19061159
Elementals are most often seen with elementalists because the act of summoning one to aid with magic makes you an elementalist by definition.
You could probably just find a wild one.

>> No.19061214

>>19061148
Doesn't really matter since all you furfuckers are the same

>> No.19061222

>>19061196
>Bust into a Lich's lair
>It's the wrong lair.

>> No.19061225

I want to steal all of loli Rata-chan's panties so she has to go about her day with all of her naughty bits bare to the air!

>> No.19061231

>>19061222
Well I'll just ask the person who lives in that lair for directions to the Lich's lair.

>> No.19061232

>>19061214
doubt

>> No.19061249

>>19061143
All mermaid blood does is extend life. I don't think it monsterizes.

>>19061098
My top 3 favorite MGE merfolk are the mermaid, the sea bishop, and the merrow. I like mermaids most because of the whole "hopeless romantic" thing.

>>19061071
I like how happy she looks there.

>> No.19061256

>>19061204
To get technical I don't think anything has been said about them being summoned. Elementals tend to approach people and ask for covenants, and said covenant makes one an Elementalist.

>> No.19061299

>>19061105
I guess the elementals who work with "covenantors" may not be able to have babies, but the other kinds (like yukionna) certainly can.

>> No.19061316

>>19060555
Smug snug snek mug

>> No.19061326

>>19060555
hug the smug snek

>> No.19061359

>>19061249
But mermaid blood contains MAMONO MANA, and we all know what happens to human women exposed to MAMONO MANA.

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>>19061316

>> No.19061373

>>19059493
>I will never see my Hellhound daughteru try and eat the wind when I dry her off with a hairdryer as a baby.
Truly this is the darkest timeline.

>> No.19061377

>>19061359
Even for women it depends on the concentration and length of exposure. Most likely what is contained in a small amount of mermaid blood is not enough to monsterize someone. If you drank it frequently it'd be a whole other matter, and it seems likely that even a small amount could make you more vulnerable to more usual forms of monsterization.

>> No.19061387

>>19061373
Feels fuckin' bad, anon.

>> No.19061402

>>19061232
Regardless fuck off back to /trash/ you furry faggot

>> No.19061415
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>> No.19061432

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68826494

I need a loli MG in a swimsuit like this one.

>> No.19061446

Which monstergirl has the sexiest feet?

>> No.19061449

>>19061446
my wife

>> No.19061453

>>19061446
Pharaoh.

>> No.19061459 [SPOILER] 
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>>19061446

>> No.19061462
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>>19061446
human feet are the sexiest, but paws are the cutest

>> No.19061466

>>19061446
My waifu after she's been running through the snow all day and she wants a foot massage after her shower.

>> No.19061467

>>19061446
See >>19061462, this anon gets it.

>> No.19061474

>>19061446
Apsara. She is the best dancer.

>> No.19061505

>>19061474
Although >>19061449 said it best.

>> No.19061514
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>>19061462
I ain't even a footfag but paws are just the fucking cutest.

>> No.19061522
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>> No.19061533

>>19061514
urge to pat head... rising...

>> No.19061547
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>"Jealous, little sis?"
>"Hmmph! I don't need those sacks of fat to impress anon! Just you watch! I'll be his wife for sure!"
>"Sure, sure. And I his mistress~"

>> No.19061548

I desire a big, buff, amazonian girl to wear cute pajamas and get into bed for non-lewd comfy times

>> No.19061559

>>19060935
>”He sold?”

>> No.19061571

>>19061559
Gimme a quick rundown on the Tanukinoff twins

>> No.19061579

>>19061459
This

>> No.19061586

>>19061547
The one to the left is a cheeky one

>> No.19061609

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please take care when walking about the wilderness, apparently there is something big, fluffy, and sneaky out there watching you.

>> No.19061615

>>19061609
There are a lot of fluffy and sneaky things, like Mofu or Ratas

>> No.19061625

>>19061615
Mofus, ratas, the occasional main coon werecat that lives out in the wild.
Maybe even savage yak holsts.

>> No.19061638

>>19061373
>>19061609
Staying single and unhappy could be as hard for us in the MGE world as getting a happy lifelong relationship is in this one.

>> No.19061653

>>19061638
It would be quite hard.
Almost no bad results for me.

>> No.19061705

>>19061522
Is this loss?

>> No.19061711

>>19061071
>pic

>IT'S SUMMER!

>> No.19061718
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>> No.19061722

>>19061718
Eew, gross.

>> No.19061727

>>19061718
Slut

>> No.19061731

>>19061718
a shit

>> No.19061732

>>19061402
i'd have to have ever been there to fuck off to it

>> No.19061749
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19061749

Hey Miss Danuki, Im very sorry, I really can't pay the money you loaned me. Isn't there any other way we can sort this out?

>> No.19061771

>>19061749
someone help

>> No.19061773

>>19061749
Deja Vu

>> No.19061780

>>19061718
Nice

>> No.19061787

>>19061749
That depends. How much cocaine can you fit inside your anal cavity without permanently damaging the merchandise?

>> No.19061830

since bunyip is aquatic could you just get the blessing and live underwater with cuddle snek

>> No.19061843

>>19061731
You are a shit

>> No.19061852
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19061852

>>19061749
Remove your pants.

>> No.19061859

>>19061852
I’m not into boys you ironboard

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>>19061787
>Get caught crossing the Zipangu border
¿Smuggling drugs into Zipangu, Gajin? The sentence is becoming the property of the monster girl warrior that caughts you. You are mine now.

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>>19061880
Sorry, meant to post this pic (cant delete the post to remake it)

>> No.19061900

>live in small studio apartment
>go home and see 5 kikis going around and cleaning this small space

help

i'm suffocating in bed right now

>> No.19061905

>>19061625
>Maybe even savage yak holsts.
I must find one and tame them.

>> No.19061913

>>19061880
>>19061894
>Gomenasai, my name is Devil-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old Lescatie Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Zipangese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Zipangese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Zipangese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Zipangese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Zipangu, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Zipanagese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Zipangu!

>> No.19061915

>>19061900
Just wiggle enough so that you can breathe. That’s the only way to improve your situation.

>> No.19061917

>>19061415
Good bird! Pat pat!

>> No.19061927

>>19061913
Actually the girl in the scenario is the Inari just below. I made a mistake and posted the devil pic instead.

>> No.19061941

>>19061927
Nevermind. I hadn't read it all when I >>19061913. Good stuff.

>> No.19061995
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19061995

Would you send your daughter to Devil-chan's classroom?hhttp://kurobine2.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/sscgi/mtsg.cgi?mode=view&no=76&id=junjun

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