/ona/ - Onahole Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Previous: >>19009319

ITT: We discuss onaholes, dolls, and every thing else we stick our junk into because using just your hand is for peasants.

The guide: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

It was cleaned up and updated.

Please read the guide, use the archive, don't shitpost. Follow global and local rules. Don't reply, report and ignore instead.

Length, girth, budget and geographical location are extremely important in determining your next best course of action!

Please refrain from creating new threads till page 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19047205
Nice sideways image op

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>>19047252
Shit, I actually enlarged the image and it was correct. Fml.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01LRO7QWW/ref=ox_sc_saved_image_2?smid=A11JNNRR8HJRN0&psc=1

Hey /ona/, I’ve been using VAA as my second onahole for a good 2 months and wanted to try a hiphole or an anal onahole.

I was deciding between Puni Ana DX and looking through anuses when I spotted this on Amazon. It looks just like the Puni Ana DX but tons cheaper and with good reviews! Has anyone ever bought or known about this hip before?

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>>19047293
that's the chink dx, it's alright

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>>19047293
Don't buy that low quality shit or even compare it to Puni Ana DX.

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>>19045957

Yeah, the longer tongue has me interested. I'm good with either hard or soft, I'm just waiting to hear some more accounts from people.

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>price was too good to ignore
>was 1200, but for some reason 50% off
>might be paying for it with a knockoff stickfigure blowup doll or something
>even punished myself more paying an extra hundred for expedited shipping
Wish me luck, here comes about a weeks worth of worry of knockoff doll, getting v& or fined or spending weeks with amazon about getting a refund/replacement.

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>>19047560
Praying for you, take pics and review it here when she comes.

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Puni Ana SPDX got delivered today. This thing is fuckhuge. They wrapped the actual packaging in opaque black plastic wrap, which is a little sad because I was thinking some poor amazon warehouse working was gonna have to pull this ridiculous sex toy off the shelf and look at it. Still, I was giggling like an idiot unpacking it. Also seems like the material around the asshole is going to tear really easily, which will be disappointing.

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>>19047669
Tell us about how she feels after you use her.

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>>19047682
t-that's private, anon

[Anonymous No.]

First time poster here, but I've peeked into some of these threads and gotten some pretty useful information here. Ended up buying my first onahole late last year, a succubus 2d wavy, or something like that. Absolutely fantastic toy, I love it.

But that's not the point of this post. While cleaning my onahole today, I felt a little stringy piece between my fingers. Upon closer inspection, I realized that I'd pulled a tiny piece of material off the inside, and there were other very small points that look like they've been pulled on a bit. Is it gonna be time to replace my onahole soon, or will it still be good for a while?

Thanks in advance to any kind anon who answers me.

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Can I use baby wipes, or any kind of mild wipes, on a TPE doll?

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>>19047337
It can’t be that bad can it? The review pictures look great, what’s wrong with it besides that it’s a knockoff?

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>>19047687
Well I need to know if she’s worth buying when I go to nipland someday

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>>19047688
I mean, it's not like it falling apart is gonna hurt your dick or anything. Use it til you don't want to anymore.

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>>19047688
If it has anything resembling mold on it, its up to you whether or not you continue dumping your seed inside. Some people use onaholes in filthy conditions and are perfectly fine. Others get reactions to fresh onaholes.

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>>19047734
I guess you have a point there. As long as it keeps making my dick feel good. God, I don't want it to ever stop.

>>19047751
Nope, no mold, thankfully. I check it every time I take it out, and I always clean it thoroughly. On top of that, I store it in a plastic bag whenever it's not in use, taking care to squeeze as much air out of it as possible. So nah, it's not dirty.

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>>19047694
go look up turd flinging monkey on bitchute and youtube, he has some videos talking about taking care of tpe dolls. I forget how he suggests cleaning them, but I do know he advises you put mineral oil on the skin to keep it supple and vaseline on areas like joints and the vagine

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone has info about these hips? http://www.dmm.co.jp/mono/goods/-/list/=/article=maker/id=10074/

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best single use disposable mastubator?

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>>19047205
Could experienced anons provide a detailed step-by-step guide on ordering from daimaoh through a forwarder, preferably with screenshots?
I've been interested in the Tomax holes for a while
otona-sekai has just 3, omochajew and jewdemon aren't options because EU and NA

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>>19047669
The vagina is where you should worry, the dual layer is really thin around the entrance and seems to start to separate almost immediately, my first one became completely unusable after a few months because the inner layer had peeled off so much. My second one is still going strong but there's very visible separation near the entrance and I'm sure it'll suffer the same fate eventually. The ass is single layer and much more durable.

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>>19048249

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>>19048249
I guess you could like, take a plastic bag and put lotion inside of it? And do that?

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>>19048249
i think there is a guide to make a homemade onahole, just google

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>>19048286
Not him but that's disappointing to hear, SPDX is actually something I eventually was looking forward to buy...

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>>19047697
Of course the review pictures look great. They always do.

What's wrong that's it's a knockoff? Well it's a freaking knockoff: you might get a good piece but I wouldn't count on that. 22% of reviews are 3 star of lower.

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>>19048286
>>19048889
I hope SPDX will get upgraded someday. The concept is great but it needs better layering.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you guys recommend me a loose onahole-hip? Not fucking-air type but one where you have stimulation but you can go at it for a while. I have the Lolinco Virgo and the VAA which I both really like but I always come in like 3 minutes. Then I got myself a Venus Real but now I'm pissed because I could've gotten myself a hip if I payed a little more and only an onahole with low stimulation kinda does nothing for me. Never shop when horny, fellas. Onaholes really a nice, but I would like to actually mating press something. Torsos are too much maintenance and from several anons here I heard that they break easily, let alone the high price. That's why I would like to go for a hip now.

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currently have a venus real soft, that I have been enjoying for a while now (~9 months). I've been beating on it hard and was very rough cleaning it for a while, so it is wearing prematurely.

I'm looking to supplement/replace it with a venus real rich soft and a seventeen bordeaux.
Is the seventeen bordeaux similar enough to the venus real that I should consider something else?

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>>19047262
Ignore the other anon, it's fine. She is obviously laying down and the moon is correct.

>>19048262
I don't think my guide for Big in Japan has made it to any of the pastes or other guides but I've used them for a couple of orders from Daimaoh, as well as a couple for some otaku stuff; it's in the archive, here: >>/jp/thread/17589204#p17599658
There is a link to a guide for JSS in the paste linked in the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>Short guy
>Finished saving and planning to buy 148cm doll from local retailer to avoid any potential customs issues
>Check back to doll page
>Hello, your company's website has expired. Please renew your fee promptly.
They'll renew it soon right guys?

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>>19047293
Anyone ever bought and used this before? Is the hip like Puni Ana?

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Been using TOMAX for years, thinking of finally expanding my horizons to amazon. Are any of these actually worth buying?

https://www.amazon.com/Tenga-THF001-Flip-Hole-White/dp/B0017PEH6A?th=1
https://www.amazon.com/KUUVAL-Masturbator-Multi-Function-Rechargeable-Masturbation/dp/B075HTPXQ5
https://www.amazon.com/Sillther-Masturbators-intelligent-Masturbation-Vibration-Black/dp/B07B7M3HNF/
https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Rabbit-Masturbator-Masturbation-Belladonna/dp/B074PPFRLV/

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>>19048286
that's been a problem with every dual-layer hole I've ever had, so meh.

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>>19049174
How short are you compared to the doll?

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>>19049025
just buy em, these things are cheap

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>>19048249
Quality-wise, a tenga egg costs a little bit more than a ziploc bag with lotion in it but provides much better stimulation. The cheapest solution is a prison onahole, just wrap a towel like a meat roll and put a latex glove in.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here know how to fill a Japanese marriage certificate? I can read the kanji but I'm not too sure

[Anonymous No.]

Should I wash my ona before first use?

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>>19050411
Yes.

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>>19050411
nah, what's the wors that could happen? A spider bites your cock? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

!

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>Ever since it got out of customs it has been in and out of transit in Oakland for last 2 days pushing delivery date back twice
This is a horrid fate

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I must be a dirty fag but I don't always clean my onahole immediately after use, but I'm fairly certain this did not cause the issue. The bag I put the onahole in I think is what causes it to smell funky, but how do I get rid of the musty smell from the surface of the onahole? I've used a little bit of vinegar-water mix and sprayed rubbing alcohol to kill germs but that doesn't fully get rid of the smell.

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>>19051039
why not just get a different bag

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>>19051039
I believe the material is porus, so if there is bacteria or fungi creating a stench, then it's probably not just on the surface

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>>19050783
She's just doing her rounds and getting to know all the nice delivery people in the delivery chain before reaching your doorsteps.

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>>19049510
no

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>>19049510
yes

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>>19051541
NTR, NTR everywhere. Modernity is truly hellish.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anybody have any ideas on how to mod my tenga vacuum cup to make it really tight?

I used to make my own masturbation sleeves:
>bubblewrap
>roll it up into a sleeve
>duct tape it
>soap + water as lubricant

I once got this so tight that it was very hard for me to cum but when I did it felt awesome. The penis head area was so fucking tight that my glans bleeded a bit after.

My dickhead was a bit injured but it felt awesome.
I will try to put some strong bubble wrap sleeve over the glans area on the tenga.

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>>19051957
>my glans bled a bit after.

i'm not even sure what to say anon, just take it easy, you don't want your dick to explode

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>>19051957
I'm not sure if you knew, but it is possible to cum without literally wringing out your penis.

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>>19047205
>haven't browsed onaholes for a while
>NLS shut international shipping down
>wtf.png

In other news, my friend is currently in nipland and I'm thinking of getting holes.

Are TOMAX products in any retail shops or is it warehouse and web order only?

If I can't get myself a TOMAX I'm thinking of pic related. Which one do you people recommend? Julia+ or the Kiwami?

Also, any lube with consistencies like the Bukkake Semen Lotion? That shit is good but so far my friend couldn't find it near his place

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>>19052071
>>19052020
My penis was fine guys

It was like a nano bleed

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>>19050337
4u

most of my disposable income goes to car parts

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>>19052234

Just look at the texture for the bordeaux and compare it to the venus real, look up reviews
https://onahole.blog/
has the major english review sites

also sounds like you have money, you just spend it on other stuff....

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>doll left a major chinese port city
ahhhh

[Anonymous No.]

For drying the hole after cleaning, I've found a polyester sponge works really well. Unlike paper towel it doesn't disintegrate, easier to shape and compress than cloth, and removes a lot of moisture quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you guys fap to?

I like to use my fantasy for the most part, but occasionally I use playboyplus.com

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>>19048249
Tenga egg crater works well. You can even use it multiple times but it will break eventually.

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>>19052762
I like using the cyoa threads on /trash/ as a fantasy guider. Always feel a little guilty when masterbating to porn

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Has anyone tried wrapping an onahole with a heating pad and then doing the pillow trick for continuous warmth?

[Anonymous No.]

>been getting hangup calls since ordering my doll
they know
>but fucking late night tv's "weekly emergency tests" have been going off every 5 or so minutes
>around an hour in there was just heavy breathing
they are coming for me
>PC rarely slows down
>but it has been recently
they are watching

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>>19052815
What is /trash/ and cyoa?

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>>19052829
Aren't you supposed to heat them with a heating stick?

What entails 'the pillow trick'?

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>>19052829
I heat my ona holes with a heating pad

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>>19052815
I figured it out but how are you supposed to fap to this?

I don't understand how some have point systems and some don't.

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>>19052535
ty for the review sites, very helpful

If I'm not using my money fixing my rustbucket, I want to use it as efficiently as possible.

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>>19053003
Which one do you have? The "Sunbeam Xpress Heat King" is popular but the reviews say that they don't last to long.

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>>19052942
The stick only gets it warm for a little bit before it cools off. Search the guide for "the pillow trick", its basically putting your hole between pillows for hand free use.

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>>19053242
>Sunbeam Xpress Heat King


wow, good guess nigga

I have this one, works great and has lasted for years, still going strong, got it at walmart

https://www.sunbeam.com/pain-relief/sunbeam-xpressheat-heating-pad-garnet-red/002014-915-001U.html

[Anonymous No.]

how the hell am I supposed to clean the inside of my holes? I've tried shoving a microfiber cloth in side with a pen or something, but there's just too much friction and I feel like I'm going to damage the hole.

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>>19053302
i take a paper towel, hold it hotdog ways a few times then twist it tight. I then shove it up to the back of the onahole with my finger, roll the onahole in my hands and repeat once more to completely dry

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I'm kind of nervous about buying one, but after I started having an actual income it is now a possibility. Any encouraging words my fellow jpsies?

I'm paranoid about getting v& for my purchase history.

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>>19053429
you're not buying cp, you're buying a hole to fuck, relax

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>>19053442
b-but ;________;

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>>19053429
Stop being retarded.

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>>19053206
It's suppose to guide fantasies. Like "Oh, I'm faced with choices A, B, and C, I think I'd like C. If I had C in my life, what kinda fun sexy adventures would I go on? But B seems nice too, what would I do if I had that?"

Some of them have point systems, some of them work on a 'pick 3 outta everything' or pick one of each row. You can't skip the intro if you wanna understand everything

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>>19053557
I always just imagine I have a tardis and go through history picking up the hottest women and adding them to my harem

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What do you lads use to powder your onas? I usually just use corn starch.

[Anonymous No.]

Where can I find a doll <100cm for <$700

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>>19053628
same

>>19053635
usually cheaper dolls are not so good, maybe the dollhouse has some

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>>19047293
Is it a copy or it’s own product?

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>>19053792
Please reply ;w;

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>>19039956
Can you post more pictures of your doll?

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>>19053792
>>19055419
It's a bootleg.

[Anonymous No.]

Got my Puni Ana SPDX sitting on my lap on my cock as I type this. Been fucking her for about a hour, maybe an hour and a half. So far, I'm happy to say I don't regret this purchase.

She's not super tight, and the material is relatively soft, even the dual layer pussy, so the stimulation is really easy to manage. She's nice for a slow, long burn. In fact, I'd say going slow with her feels better than pounding away, because you can really appreciate all the little bumps. I'll probably spend another hour in her before I decide to cum.

The pussy and ass aren't THAT different, but they're different enough to be noticeable. I think I prefer the pussy. It's got a fairly realistic texture. with a nice knobby bump after a relatively smooth opening bit.

The heft means you can do a lot of fun positions, and so far I think on my lap or laying on my chest is the most enjoyable. It's just a really novel position that you can't do with smaller onas. Her little chest bumps are nice and perky. Fun to suck on, though I wish they had colored the nipples a bit. I might have to do that myself. The ass is a nice little plump loli ass, and it's extremely satisfying to grope. Her cheeks make nice handles when fucking her in different positions, too.

There are a few small imperfections here and there. Some parts near the top are a bit frayed, though I'm sure those bits will wear off over use. There are some small dimples in the rubber in a few places, but they're not particularly noticeable. Overall, build quality is satisfactory. Her back and chest are pretty tight against the skeleton, so you can see faint outlines of her spine and ribs, which is pretty hot. Wrapping your hands around her waist is extremely satisfying.

As for what I don't like about her, I don't like that the holes aren't closed. Sure, the U shape makes it easier to clean, but the lack of a vacuum definitely hurts the experience a bit. I haven't noticed any delamination of the dual layer pussy, but of course that's always a risk with dual-layer toys. It also really seems like the material on the anus might tear very easily. Granted, it's sort of loose, similar to how the pussy is molded, so any tearing would be almost entirely superficial, and it's not like the anus or labia take much of the force when you're fucking her anyway since, again, they're kind of loose.

Other than that, heating her is kind of a pain. There's so much mass that it takes ages to heat up, and any heat near the holes quickly dissipates over the rest of the toy. Guess that's expected though. With her size, I kind of wish she had a head to make out with while fucking. Sucking on her nipples is a decent substitute, but the geometry can be a little difficult with that.

Overall, pretty damn good toy. Anyway, back to loli doujins. Thanks for reading my blog please like, comment, and subscribe for more content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19055496
But is it an 100% copy? Or does it have original made internals?

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>>19055607
update: I just came so hard in her pussy that it shot straight out her asshole. Edging for a few hours will do that, I guess. Now for clean up. Should be interesting.

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>>19055607
>>19055769
Thanks for the detailed review anon. I really want a SPDX but I still live with other people. While I'm not worried about them finding my toys since no one enters my room, I'm worried about the cleaning... Got a DX and it's already a lot of work bringing that in the washroom and cleaning it so I imagine something twice the size and weight is gonna be worse.

>With her size, I kind of wish she had a head to make out with while fucking.

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>>19055789
ngl, quad amputee is kinda hot

Just finished rinsing her off and practically giving her a sponge bath. Now time to try and dry out the holes.

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>>19055812
Alright, that wasn't so bad. Not sure I got it 100% dry inside, but oh well. A tiny bit of moisture ain't gonna hurt anything.

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>>19055834
>tiny bit left for a place to let bacteria grow isn’t going going to hurt anyone

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>>19055922
Obviously you should dry your onas, but trying to get out every last molecule of water is pointless paranoia.

[Anonymous No.]

When will robot wives become a reality? If they can easily make models and statues of anime girls shouldn’t sex dolls/robots be just as easy to design?

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>>19056010
Tell me where you want to stick your cock in this thing.

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>>19047205
>/ona/ - Onahole Thread
no longer eternal?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you doll shill?

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>>19053628
Talcum powder.

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>>19052829
I use an electric blanket to heat the onahole and then wrap it between pillows. Larger holes like Venus Real stay warm forever when insulated like that.

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>>19057283
Why not.

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>>19057283
If they actually made good dolls - yes.

[Anonymous No.]

So, anyone actually able to get a hands on this?
Puni ana miracle DX?
I'm really tempting to buy it tho...

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>>19055456
After the honeymoon phase there are not that many pics.

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>>19055456
>>19058371

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>>19055456
>>19058371
>>19058379
Thats about it, last pic here was for a mothers day thing I did for another board.

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What are you waiting for in the mail anon?

[Anonymous No.]

Any dolls with more realistic boobs in terms of shape? WM dolls looks like silicone implants to me
>>19053635
JM Dolls does silicone dolls 80cm for <700 that are pretty popular I think
Aiko Doll in silicone, 63cm $560 and 82cm $880
WM and 6Ye have TPE dolls 65, 80, 85cm

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>>19058439
Another doll.

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>>19058452
I am going to say no, some of them have some droop but you will probably not see super hyper realistic breasts within your lifetime and the children you could of hat might of been able to enjoy the joys of the future but.. you know.

My first doll had a decent shape and somewhat realistic droop, second doll as posted above has implant like tits and I will post my third doll for you (JYdoll) if/when it comes in the mail next week.

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>>19052154
Not sure if you're still lurking, but I've had Julia for six months now and been quite satisfied with it. I found it a little tricky to hold at first but once you get past that it's pretty damned good. Get a slightly thicker lube for it, though; for some reason it works better that way.

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the name of the supplement that makes bust huge nuts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19058819
water

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>>19058819
L arginine, Lecithin granules and a little zinc was the recipe I used to use, and yeah a whole lotta water

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>>19058830
just from experience, either get flavored l arginine or get it in capsules. The raw stuff tastes horrible and smells like cum

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071RC5TBD/

would you

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>>19050531

not if he drowns the spider in semen first.

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>>19059416
jesus, imagine if you drowned to death is jizz. It would be in your mouth, nose, lungs, ears, eyes.

Wow is it weird now thinking about that, that I want to see a jap porno where they get a few thousand guys to fill up a dunk tank, have a qt sit on the bench above the tank and other girls take turns throwing balls at the target to dunk her?

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>>19059162
>The raw stuff tastes horrible and smells like cum
Y-you think it might just be your tastes? There's some of us that think the taste of cum is exciting

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>>19059665
I said it smells like cum, it tastes very bitter. It's just not anything I could see someone enjoying the taste of, even cum guzzlers

[Anonymous No.]

post your setups boys

[Anonymous No.]

Any experience using Amazon lockers for this?

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>>19059715
>insert picture of box full of onaholes next to bed here.png

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>>19059372
>https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071RC5TBD/
loled at the nose and mouth

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>>19059372
>https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071RC5TBD/
nose is freaking me out a bit, but yeah actually i would. I mean it has the most important parts of a woman, aside from thighs and tummy

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>>19059372
Pretty practical actually, I definitely would, just not buy it

But what were they smoking when they sculpted this
https://www.thesilverdoll.com/product/victoria-sex-doll-100cm-realistic-mini-sex-doll-in-super-tpe/
The neck and this smug face..

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>>19060070
>Victoria Sex Doll 100cm (3’3 ft) Realistic Mini Sex Doll in Super TPE
>Realistic
>$990.00

who the fuck would buy that, who the fuck thought this was something worth creating?

[Anonymous No.]

Puni ana miracle review when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19060070
>https://www.thesilverdoll.com/product/victoria-sex-doll-100cm-realistic-mini-sex-doll-in-super-tpe/
why do they look like they have some sort of fucked up form of progeria?

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>>19059372
That's fucking lovecraftian

[Anonymous No.]

I've been thinking of getting a blowjob hole of some sort and was wondering if anyone has experience with blowjob heads like pic related.
Any opinions and thoughts are appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19061035
last time I was at the morgue, I got a pretty good one, but had to throw it out after a few days due to shoddy build quality and difficulty cleaning

[Anonymous No.]

>doll hit US soil and passed LA customs

[Anonymous No.]

>using the pillow trick
>almost went insane
holy shit it's good

Wrapped my Lolinco in a towel, took a 26in pillow, tied it all up with some belts, and put a swimsuit on it for looks. Stuffed the breast and ass area with some clothing.
and then I plowed it
Hands free fapping is truly the only game in town. If you haven't done this, you're entirely missing out. Entirely different feeling than holding onto the ona.

>>19052942
see above

>>19053302
seconding >>19053381
It's pretty easy.
Be patient with it and wiggle it in, don't just ram it in super hard.

also, I hope you're powdering the outside with corn starch so it doesn't get gummy and nasty

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>>19056727
I've been the OP on and off for the past months, but school, work, and sleep has prevented me from putting up threads as soon as we reach thread 10 or it dies Hell there was even a time where two days went by without me making a thread. So until I get a better schedule I'll be just leaving it at Ona thread unless you guys want me to change it next time I'm OP again.

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>amazon removed my dolls traveling progress hours after coming to the US
welp im fucking dead. I can see times and what happened, just not where.

im fucking fucked. goodbye everyone im going to jail

or worse yet they are forming up a gang to vigilante me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19061860
whats the doll?

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>>19061882

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>>19061893
i dont see a reason why you would be going to jail for something like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19061924
its 4 and a half feet tall. I was memeing before but since amazon removed the cities/locations from the delivery updates im kinda packing a bag and a gun now.

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>>19061949
just wait or contact amazon about it

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>>19061949
It's busty, if it were flat I'd be worried but it doesn't seem that bad to me.

In the event that you're fucked (which I doubt) you might as well sit down and take it, escaping rarely helps. If you really want to get something ready it should probably be a lawyer's phone number.

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>>19061949
Daijobu, just be patient.

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>>19062081
>>19061970
OH GOD YOU ARE A PART OF THE STRIKE FORCE SENT TO TAKE ME DOWN

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>>19062125
What country are you in? If it's the us then calm down

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>>19055612
different internals

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>>19062286
Oh, have you bought it before? Does it feel good or is it shit?

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>>19062125
FBI, OPEN UP!!!

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>>19058452
I suppose you're talking about big boobs, since most wm dolls with small tits look realistic
check climax and yl dolls,but I'm sure there are more

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>>19061435
I didn't like much the meiki zxy, but with hands free it's much more better.

[Anonymous No.]

Shit. QueenCat is out of the Venus Real Soft. Do I go for Hard or Regular? I do have a bit of DGS but I'm trying to move away from manhandling my dick.
Only previous onahole experience was a couple of Tenga holes several years ago (US Deep Throat, nice to bottom out with it but not great feeling, and a harder one of the cup holes, nicer feeling but too short), neither of which was amazing. The Venus Real seems like the right size, everyone says it's a good starter hole, and isn't as expensive as the plebian western holes that get mostly negative reviews.

[Anonymous No.]

>tracking is back like an hour after my freakout
you know i know huh you fucking FBI BASTARDS YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19062637
Tracking device deployed. All units prepare to breach.

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>>19061860
Don't worry she's just getting to know the mailman better.

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>>19049138
thank you friend

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>>19058386
Do you have other outfits for the doll?

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>>19062763
Just Ryuko from KLK and a generic Gyaru outfit. I wanted to buy shit like Tifa or other vidya/anime but I realized after the orgasm its just a doll.

So no.

[Anonymous No.]

My cum turns into a fucking spider web when contacts with water, so I really doubt it's possible to fully wipe it out by simply pouring some water into a hole. I have a double layered meiki so I don't want ruining it by flipping it inside out. Are dried cum leftovers inside a hole dangerous? Should I using it only with a condom?

[Anonymous No.]

got drunk by mistake and now think that the government has atask force ready to go for any sex doll below 5 foot tall anon here,

i wish you luck incase I wake up in case in jail in all your masturbatory adventures with what ever country or lifetyle you want because i feel that my ene of days are coming this is it,

bt if I make it out I will post pics of my new doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>19062852
1) Drink MORE water. Ditch sodas, you're not 12 anymore, not everything has to contain sugar and bubbles, learn to appreciate things like teas. Your cum will then be more liquid, which is alternatively more enjoyable to shoot.

2) Use cold water, your cum won't solidify as easily that way when cleaning. Alternatively you can buy something like https://www.otonajp.com/ona-clean to help cleaning thoroughly, but honestly soap should be enough. Stick your finger inside and make it form foam and bubbles all over, then rinse, everything will be gone.

I don't think using a condom with onaholes is that great... actually it was pretty bad all around, but I haven't done that much testing. Normally you shouldn't need to. And yes, of course it's very bad to let dry cum in there.

[Anonymous No.]

I need your opinion on this one /ona/:

I use an onahole and after cleaning it and drying it, I store it in a small electronic vault (live with parents). I also put pic related in vault to prevent moist. Does it have any effect at all or is it just placebo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19048249
> big glass
>two sponges
>one condom
>lube
>???
>profit!!!

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>>19059467

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>>19063009
I have these where I store my holes too, I can't certify if has any effect since I dry my stuff very well anyway, I'd say in my case it's mostly placebo, but that's okay.

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>>19063009
Silica gel does work, but those small packets probably can't absorb all that much water and might already be "full".
Get bigger, transparent packs and dry them out in the oven/microwave to reuse them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19062989
It's just my physiology, I'm not a sweet tooth and jerking it in the shower was always a cleaning nightmare. Although it's true that I'm usually stay a bit dehydrated, I didn't see any improvements after consuming a lot of liquids.
I guess I'll just buy some antiseptic liquid soap and hope for the better.

>I don't think using a condom with onaholes is that great
Actually, I got a hole partially to get used to using a condom - I didn't get much stimulation when I had a real sex, but with meiki which is supposed to be realistic I cummed almost immediately although it was a bit overwarmed. So now I suspect that the problem is not a condom, and woman I visit time to time just has a loose grip (she has a kid), I guess I need to try it with a yonger one.

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>>19063110
>I'm not a sweet tooth and jerking it in the shower was always a cleaning nightmare
It's the same for me, that's why I avoid as much as possible doing it in the shower otherwise I have sticky bits everywhere. With that said I don't have this experience when cleaning my onaholes.
I believe the product I linked is some sort of laundry detergent according to some anon I spoke with... but I couldn't tell you how accurate this is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19059467
>>19063026
Pretty sure there is a JAV like this. Why wouldn't there?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know which store ships the fastest in comparison to Amazon? Leaf amazon has no variety when it comes to holes. Price isn't an issue

[Anonymous No.]

I tried the lolinco once and the inner part was torn after one use. Did I just get a faulty hole or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19064081
Congrats on taking your onahole's virginity

[Anonymous No.]

>>19047205
もちろん、君だよ。

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>>19062852
leftover biological material = bad, itll end up rotting.

use some soap, it'll take care of whats left.

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>>19063009
safes/vaults are not airtight, while those silica gel packets will absorb some water, if they aren't used with an airtight container they will be all used up after a day or so as open air= infinite moisture.

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>>19063026
>tfw your comment becomes a meme

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to wrap my hole in a towel to give it some mass to actually "fuck" it
>cum gallons
So my next purchase is a hip, does the puni ana live up to all its hype or is there a better hidden gem out there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19062852
>cum turns into a spider web when contacts with water
great now I have to masturbate into a bowl to try something.

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>>19065167
>>19055607

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>>19065181
Was thinking more so the normal/hard DX, not the SPDX. Twice the price and clean up seems like much more of a hassle with the skeleton in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19047205
why do I cum in like 30 seconds of pounding my venus real and it takes me forever to during sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19065328
big loose pussy?

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>>19065328
probably because you're more comfortable banging plastic molds instead of fleshy humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>19065328
Wish I had that problem.
Me every time I'm about to have sex (which was only 5)
"Oh god, Oh god she's fucking gorgeous I can't wait to fuck her brains out."
Boner level maxed
Get to hotel room
Shower
Dick wouldn't go up
Limpdick till succ succ
Boner level maxed
Insert "oh god oh god"
*cums in 20 seconds*
naa fuck this shit I'm sticking to my bits of plastic

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>>19064081
Magic eyes build quality.

The tear in mine worked its way through the internal structure pretty quickly so enjoy it while it lasts.

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>>19065550
sounds like she was an escort, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19062637
>FBI BASTARDS
You sure they're not CIA NIGGERS?

[Anonymous No.]

>doll out for delivery
>its fucking sunday
>and 5pm cst
the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19066495
goodbye everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19066603
>modified at 1:12PM
>posted at 5:16PM

hmmm

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>>19066617
>night time
>5pm

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>>19066624
we don't necessarily know where that picture wa taken tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>19066603
>>19066617
>>19066624
>>19066635
You're not going anywhere, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19066648
Imagine being so sad you had to lie on a japanese sex toy thread on 4chan.

Good reverse image search there, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19067024
I only did it because I wanted to see if he was BSing or not because I am ordering a doll myself soon.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a doll, but I have two cats who shed like crazy, I'm afraid if I was to get one it would be eternally covered in cat hair. Anyone have cats and a doll? Experiences?

>>19067098
Just as long as it isn't really loli looking, I bet you'll be fine. Unless you're in the UK, then you're probably fucked.

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>>19062457
Personally, I'd wait. Queen Cat is getting a shipment May 25th that will have Tomax products.
In regards to material, I would go towards a Regular or Very Soft. With the design that the Venus Real has, I don't think that a harder material would be better. The design of the hole is relatively low stimulation, and a harder material won't work with that as well as it would other holes. That is based on my experience with a Venus Real Soft (my first ona), I haven't tried harder materials.
In my own experience, the Soft was very good, I really enjoyed the soft, gentle, enveloping feel of it. So, I am moving to a Rich Soft, which should amplify these feelings, as soon as they restock Insomnia lube. I haven't ever really had strong DGS, though I imagine Venus Real Soft would be good for getting rid of that.

In the end, you will just have to try what you can and see what your dick likes. Every dick is different.

Note: That shipment I mentioned will have Tomax's Insomnia lube (also currently OOS), which is definitely worth picking up. IMO, its better than the Onatsuyu lube that the pastebin recommends, especially for my Venus Real Soft). This shipment could have some Venus Real Softs (maybe?), and it's only five days away. It's worth it to wait just for the lube imo.

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>>19067402
I have a cat and a pup and I store my doll in a closet that can be "locked" with a latch. My doll does attract hair/dirt but its not like its a magnet and a bit of that air in a can stuff you use for your PC easily gets rid of it. Also baby powder/starch prevents most of it.

So unless your cats sleep on it you wont see a big issue

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>>19067451
TPE or silicone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19067459
TPE

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>>19067469
thanks for the info. I kinda want to purchase a silicone one between 4ft and 4.5ft, but not loli, I like em thicc

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't there someone here that recently ordered a memedoll? Has it arrived? If so, how is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19067616
The one with the grey hoodie? I seen a few on amazon. fucking things are like 80-100lb/45-50~ kg. Has reviews too

http://a.co/iPQQwQV

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>>19067913
>>19067616
if by "hailey", the thicc doll, then I don't think
http://a.co/iPQQwQV is it.

Is this it?
https://realdolladdict.com/2017/12/27/wm-dolls-163cm-h-cup-new-body/#more-37394

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>>19067966
yes that's the memedoll

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>>19067966
yeah probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

here's the wmdoll store, shit's almost $3000

[Anonymous No.]

>>19068040
whoops
http://wmdollshop.com/54-ft-163cm-thick/

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone know if the ZLDoll site is legit or not

[Anonymous No.]

>>19068048
I will let you know within a week.

t. >>19047560

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>>19055607
the material is soft relatively to what other holes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19068059
welp looks like Im monitoring this general

[Anonymous No.]

~12 foot amazonian dolls when?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a warmer that isn't dogshit?
The one I got broke within a month, and looking on amazon, this appears to be a common problem with ANY warmer.
I'm going to try and fix mine instead of buying a new one, but I'm kind of annoyed.

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>>19067616
After several shipping delays it is going to be here Monday. I also found the grey hoodie in the photoshoot for sale

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>>19068195
Just get a heated blanket. It'll be less awkward to explain to anyone that finds it than 'I have a device specifically to warm my fake vaginas'.

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>>19068298
heating pad is probably cheaper than an entire blanket

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>>19068207
>found the grey hoodie in the photoshoot for sale

link please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19068195
Yeah all ona warmers are crap from what I can tell. I know Fleshlight makes a more expensive warmer. Maybe it isn't complete garbage?

[Anonymous No.]

My doll has been at customs for about a day now. Is it because its sunday or are they molesting my doll making sure it works?

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>>19068123
look up tendolls they are 10 foot dolls but their limbs are really creepy desu. but they are made of that same material the others are.

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>>19068481
plz don't be yanking my chain I'm pretty sure you don't mean the esty shop since it says they've never sold anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>19068466
They're having a good laugh and taking pictures with it. It's inevitable, really.

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>>19047560
>50% off
Never trust that shit, specially on amazon. That doll was never $1200.
It's $825 on the official zldoll website. But the doll is actually a jy doll (JY Doll 140cm Anne), which costs around $1400. I'm not sure what are you gonna get for that price (knock-off of a knock-off maybe).

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>>19068567
well possibly god damnit maybe. ganna find out in a few days.

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>>19068195
If you got the Rends warmer, just solder on a new cable. Those break because the wires are as narrow as Hank Hill's urethra and that's usually the issue. It's simple tech, the things are basically indestructible otherwise.

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>>19067487
>thanks for the info. I kinda want to purchase a silicone one between 4ft and 4.5ft, but not loli, I like em thicc
How thicc are we talking
https://reallovesexdolls.com/141cm-rlsd-4ft8-f-cup-sex-doll/ (exclusive)
https://realdolladdict.com/2017/07/30/z-one-doll-elf-princess-is-coming/
https://www.thesilverdoll.com/product/victoria-sex-doll-130cm-e-cup-real-doll-large-hips/

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>>19062347
pillow trick is the only way i like the meiki zxy, bonus is VR headset and VR JAV in cowgirl position but its annoying to setup

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>>19068971
>https://realdolladdict.com/2017/07/30/z-one-doll-elf-princess-is-coming/
>elf
>some shots dont have pointed ears
LITERALLY AFRAID

[Anonymous No.]

>>19068971
>>19068978
>Calling those proper elf ears
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a loli doll. Life is unfair.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have Tororichi onahole from Magic Eyes? How is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19069363
https://blog.onahole.eu/reviews/onaholes/tororichi
Looks pretty good according to this review here. Good price considering what it has to offer too. I'm tempted as well now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19069363
>>19069477
http://infernalmonkey.com/2018/04/14/tororichi-melty-love/
That one is complete opposite though, everything went wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01MY7LJAT/ref=pd_aw_sbs_121_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=8K4TPF1Q0ESWE9KS085B&dpPl=1&dpID=619pVbvznhL

Yes? No? Anyone own this?

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>>19068971
>https://reallovesexdolls.com/141cm-rlsd-4ft8-f-cup-sex-doll/
That's the best looking one, but I would prefer one that is built like >>19068043
but just between 4ft and 4.5ft tall.

Those you linked had too unrealistic of bodies, basically barbie waist hitomi boobs.

Hmmm, a hitomi or anri doll would be perfect actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070041
oooh or a julia doll

[Anonymous No.]

when is vorze a10 piston sa going to enter western shops

[Anonymous No.]

Can you pay with crypto currency anywhere? Fuck using my credit card for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070041
You can filter by height on this store, they carry almost every manufacturer
https://www.thesilverdoll.com/shop/?min_height=115&max_height=136

Extra thicc would be http://dollstudio.org/products/doll/climax-doll/clm-135
(also retardedly heavy)

Maybe the sanhui 118 https://www.dolltochina.com/product-page/sanhui-118cm-elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070297
>what is paypal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070297
SRSD Accepts Bitcoin iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>19058615
Define thick lube.
I got ubujiru with that, according to the reviews it has a consistency like onatsuyu which is for me, quite "thin".

For example, would you consider KY jelly to be thick?

[Anonymous No.]

can lube go bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070791
Yes. My Onatsuyu which I bought a couple months ago went bad somehow. It smells bad, is way more liquid than it was when I bought it and is slightly cloudy.
I'm not sure how it happened, but I'm willing to bet it was because I wasn't careful enough when applying more lube on my hands and whatnot, my hands probably got in contact with the opening of the bottle which contaminated it.
I haven't thrown it away yet because that way when I re-order some I'll compare exactly how they look like and behave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19048249
Banana peel

[Anonymous No.]

I did it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070913
damn hips son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070913
How do you move her around with that weight...
also congrats

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070807
what if my lube solidifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070913
please tell us about the sex, how the doll feels, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071441
>>19070913
no timestamp, doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071530
Filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071535
Because you cant fake those

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071535
That's not how it works, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071545
>>19071547
I'm not him, I'm just saying no one would bother lying about having some meme doll.
You guys are either retarded or borderline underage like 18-19 or something with no income and believe having a doll is some sort of accomplishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071530
You doubt the power of autism and money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071734
what kind of calendar has 21 months

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071757
>pretending not to recognize the superior way to write the date

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071782
sorry, i'm not familiar with 3rd world date notations

[Anonymous No.]

>>19069477
>>19069539
Hmm. Probably get it anyways, since the price isn't so bad. It looks so nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071441
As an anon predicted before, the ass thickness does get in the way in some positions but I found a way around it. I've never had a doll before so I can't compare the softness to anything, but I rate the feeling and softness at 9/10. My two biggest complaints on day one are; the vagoo insert that comes with it is terrible (no real texture and I constantly slipped out) I switched it out and put in another hole I have wrapped in a cloth, after that modification it was amazing. The wig is the other problem but that is also an easy fix.
I'll give a better review after I use it more right now I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

onas make edging so much more difficult

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071734
well alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19063009
If you live near a Daiso Japan they have these dehumidfiers that use silica gel for $1.50

[Anonymous No.]

>>19072323
Most dollar stores should have those, too. They're nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

No matter what kind of onahole I use, they always end up covered in hair. Outside of, you know, trimming/shaving, is there any way to prevent it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19072709
There's also waxing or laser hair removal if you got the time

Do you always dust your holes after? I know that stuff wants to stick to mine a lot less when I give it a light cover of cornstarch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071793
>sorry, i'm not familiar with 3rd world date notations

Really? With all the muslim refugees raping your women and children, I would have thought it would be common knowledge.

t. eurocuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071938
wow, that's pretty cool you can replace the factory vageen with another onahole. That's one thing I'm worried about is the actory insert would suck.

How realistic do the breasts feel?

Can't wait for a more in depth review, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>doll has been in customs since saturday

[Anonymous No.]

>>19072844
>tfw your doll is more experienced than you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19072878
no they have.. like cameras and like tattle boxes right?

theres no way each.. would get fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>19072889
>recieve doll with tears around each orifice
>call seller and compain that doll arrived defective
>they ask if it went through customs
>yes
>they laff you off the phone
>cry by yourself, not even wanting to touch that slut
>after sadness, feel great anger
>chop up doll to dispose of it
>dump it somewhere
>see local news next day about a body being found

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071734
Tell us about the boobies. Are they soft? Post webms of fondling them. I need to know the softness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19072993
Is that why that one anon chopped his doll up?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey those of you with amazon bookmarks for dolls. are you getting "This item requires special handling and cannot be delivered to your location"? And I live in the US

Because this is happening for every single doll I am browsing and this just started today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19073135
As soon as I fucking posted this it fucking changed across the board.

They fucking know and I fell for the trap including this post. They are fucking coming for me.

[Anonymous No.]

What are your guys favorite uterus/cervix onaholes? I have the lilith uterus and it's good, but I want something that has a more substantial penetration of the uterus/cervix. Ideally something where the entrance to the uterus is tight, long and thick kinda like pic related, but with more area in the actual "uterus" like the korezo. The korezo has a softness rating of 9/10 on toydemon, but I prefer harder onaholes. Suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19073143
>>19073135
Something is happening with USPS as a whole and their Prime services. I am looking up leather backpacks and drano crystals and getting that red text on every single page and I live in canada

[Anonymous No.]

since toydemon's softness scale is brought up, can anyone roughly put venus real soft on this scale?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19047293
Apparently no one has reviewed or bought this before, so I’m going to buy and review it for you guys once it comes. I don’t own Puni Ana DX but at least I’ll let you guys know how it is without shilling for a Chinese knockoff company

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070732
I bought a bottle of Peace to go with it and that's perfect (for me.)

[Anonymous No.]

Was browsing the toydemon forum and came upon a post that described ways to improve your onaholes. The one that caught my eye was to use plastic wrap (like for food) to wrap your onahole, making it tighter. It fucking works, was really great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071734
Take pics of memedoll bent over so we can see anus and ass better please

[Anonymous No.]

How does the romanesco hold up to other tomax onaholes? Is it very stimulating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19071734
>>19073905
Seconding this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19073956
I wish it jiggled a little more

[Anonymous No.]

how soft is the puni ana dx?

I've got a r20 and i'm finding i want more stim, wondering if i should go up to a puni ana hard dx

[Anonymous No.]

>>19073504
Some people have it in the discord channel, consensus was that it's ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074440
Regular is rather soft, especially the ass. I would recommend you go hard.

[Anonymous No.]

welp the real non-meme worry starts now
>doll entered LA customs on saturday night
>stayed all sunday
>stayed all monday
I do not know if fedex works on sundays but god damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074641
Yesterday (Monday) was a holiday in some countries. Was it the case for the US too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074730
Fairly sure next week is a holiday. google tells me today is national memo day and some kinda starberry tart holiday

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074730
No. Nothing postal moves on Sunday though, that's to be expected. A day or two in customs is also normal unless you're using a fast shipping option. Trust me, I know.

[Anonymous No.]

God damn I had a fucked up dream about my dolls.
>dream starts out with me naked, dolls there
>someone knocks on the door and immediately comes in and pays no attention to me and does her thing
>go to tuck doll1 under bed and pull doll2 out, its arm is mangled as fuck but can hide it by wrapping it in bandages or-
>moving the doll up causes its flesh to fall off
>top layer peels off in a mesh pattern and the skin underneath was soft, bumpy and brittle
>flipping it over to try and stop it causes the arm to snap and that soft bumpy skin hits the ground and it was like a water balloon bursting and oozing all over
>metal skeleton was all thats left
>doll1 is still fine, I pick it up and move
>girl from before is now a woman with her own kid
>they both look up at the same time
>eye contact
>eyes widen
>both disappear in same water balloon fashion as the doll
>wake up
>new place, people all around, doll1 is still with me already posed to take my dick
>do so
>no one paying me any mind
>about to finish
>wake up
>doing shit to myself to make sure this time its real this time or not time

[Anonymous No.]

Day 11 of no fap, I’m dying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074919
Why doing no fap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074919
Death grip and awaiting a new onahole I ordered, VAA. Comes at the 31st

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074970
Virgin age admission?

I just ordered that a few hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

is it bad to leave my onahole out on my desk for too long even if it's dry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19075134
Why would that be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19075134
Well no shit, if its not in a bag all kinds of dust or bugs can get in. I have nightmares about getting bitten on the dick by a spider that crawled into my onahole which is why I wash it out before use most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070297
I think JewDemon still accepts Bitcoin.

>>19072001
Only in that you can't completely let go; otherwise, not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't decide whether to get Tororichi or Big Rina. Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19070297
>afraid bankers know he has a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19075134
most onaholes are so tight/have so little area inside that air drying isn't very effective. No reason to be lazy just dry it out, take a couple min max to clean and dry

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074902
I had a dream where my figures teased me while I masturbated to them. Felt really weird when I woke up with a diamond boner

[Anonymous No.]

Is there are cheaper alternative to libidoll?

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any cheaper alternatives to libidoll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19074010
Can you spread her cheeks?

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>>19074010
make a webm slapping her ass

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>>19074010
I'm seconding the gentlemen above, show more

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>>19076983
it doesn't look like her crack is deep enough to really "spread" the cheeks in a satisfying way, but i don't own the doll, so....

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got the venus real soft to use with my nui doll and I fucking love it but it's such a task getting the toy into the doll.
Should I look into the lilith uterus in hard? I like the soft for the venus but it has to be in the doll where it gets tighter, using it with my hand it's like jello and I end up feeling my hand on my dick more than the toy

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>>19076824
Did you hotglue those sluts for laughing at you?

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>>19078689
> lilith uterus in hard

i have it, it's good. The material is thick and tough enough that you don't feel your hand. It has a "realistic" texture and it isn't overly stimulating like the spiral wave

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I don' want the mailman to know what I'm buying. I feel like even using a discretion service, they must know. I don't know how to overcome this.

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>>19079399
You're a big boy, don't worry
>>19078756
I fapped for the first time to them soon afterwards, no hotglue though - I bet its a pain in the ass to wash off

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>>19079399
Yes, they know. There's no way around this. The thing is, though, that they don't care. They don't get paid enough to care. You're one of many people they will have delivered private items to. They're very aware. They just don't care. This isn't highschool. Nobody is whispering shit about you in the hallways.

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I finally bought another ona after getting my first 5 years ago or so, my lolinco pretty much started having a tear on my first try and spread out and demolished it over time.
Did I do good with a Puni V1k? At least this thing feels like it's not going to break on me though.

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>>19079399
If it makes you feel better, your neighbors are doing the same thing.

99% of my deliveries are sex shit and maybe .9% are misc shit from amazon and .1% are "paper bills" because the last generation didnt die out yet.

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>>19079399
Some random postal drones have no way of knowing what's in your packages. If you're in the US it's even illegal for them to tamper with your shit. Even if they know, what are they gonna do? Tell your parents? Relax and quit being a pussy.

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>>19079399
They deliver hundreds of parcels every day.
Even if they noticed what was inside the package, I doubt they will remember at all after a few days.
People manage to send drugs and more fucked up shit through the mail, your package is irrelevant.

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>>19078689
Cut plastic (like from a 2-liter) then wrap it around the onahole with the velcro. Insert the whole thing then remove the plastic, press down to attach velcro.

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>>19067410
Looks like Queen Cat has Insomnia in stock ahead of schedule. Still OOS on the Venus Real Soft.

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>>19074010
godamn

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>>19079399
Postal worker here, we know all the "discreet" names put on packages. At the post office we keep lists and tallies of people who order sex stuff. One game we play, is to guess who is alone and who has a partner. When we see it that the package is probably an onahole we all joke about how big your dick is, because onaholes are so small.

The best part is when your parents come to the door to accept the package, it's super difficult to keep from bursting out with a case of the giggles.

Anyway, don't worry anon, order away, we deliver.

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>>19080514
This is all true.

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Thank you to whoever posted the trick of using twisted up paper towels to dry onaholes, it's been very helpful.

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What if instead of drying my onaholes, I just never stop fucking them?

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>>19080836
That would be a strong expression of power and dominance.

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>>19080514
If your office has enough time to make a list of all your customers ordering naughty toys you must have it made. None of the senile old fucks here have the time to check the RA let alone figure out all the "discreet" names.

God fucking help you if your sex toy comes in a vacuum packed bag with GIANTDILDOS.COM marked on it, there are still pictures of that carrier walking around with that fucking thing in flopping out of his satchel around the office.

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I mostly use the Taimanin Asagi 3 Sakura onahole but it's been wearing out on me. I have a Virgin Age Hard but its way too tight and just plain hurts sometimes. Does anyone know of a new hole I could get that can take a beating? I really like to go fast, and a lot of holes seem made to go slow.

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>>19080817
np nigga

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>>19081013
either get a penis reduction or try a tomax hole, they are sturdy and feel good

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Can anyone recommend a really fuckin' WEIRD hole? I'm talking about a maze for my dick.

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>>19081120
there is one in the paste bin, ya butt head. Dungeon something or other

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>>19081135
>https://www.toydemon.com/onnanoko-no-dungeon-masturbator
wew

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>>19081160
yeah, it looks like fun, but imagine cleaning it

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>>19081120
>weird
I got ya

https://www.toydemon.com/nakadashi-niku-benki-onahole-masturbator

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>>19081257
>"Try me"

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>>19081160
Man, Magic Eyes might have the most inconsistent build quality in the industry, but you can't say they don't come up with some fun shit.

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>>19081276
>Dude okay, so, what if, like, it's like an RPG dungeon, y'know, but like, you FUCK it
>Like, the monsters?
>No, dude, the dungeon, you fuck the dungeon
>DUDE

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>>19081290
truly enlightened times we live in

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Can anyone recommend a good torso, that isn't loli? Preferably with tig ol' biddies.

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I love google translate

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>>19081339
Miracle.

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>>19081339
Puni ana miracle dx
Or, for a $200 more, you can get a life size torso doll with head

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>>19081160
>>19081290
Anybody own one of these?
How differently does it feel to a regular hole?

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>>19081514
>t-thanks, son

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>>19081714
>giving money to magic eyes meme products

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How do you tell your onahole is worn out? When do you decide it’s time to dispose of it.? I think mine is coming to the end of its life.

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>>19082276
How long have you had it for?
I mean you can tell by how beat up it looks and feels.
If you think it's done with, then it doesn't hurt to start looking for a replacement.

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>>19081304
The enlightenment comes for us all Mr Anonymous.

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>>19073575
great now i feel like a dumbass for using duct tape

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>>19073575
Interesting. I feel like it might put excessive stresses on the material, though, and potentially cause some damage over time.

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>>19082360
I think maybe a year or so