/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Catch of the day

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Content Aggregator:
Anubis.moe

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

[Anonymous No.]

You fucked up!

[Anonymous No.]

First for insecure maledom obessed babies

[Anonymous No.]

>forgot OP
Fuck, I'm retarded.

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>>19021291
Bait already? Oh boy!

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>no title
And we're off to the races.

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>>19021297
>if I don't like it it's bait

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>>19021297
>biting last thread's bait
Anon, no! It's already stale.

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>>19021305
>calling others insecure isn't bait
Are you retarded?

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>>19021306
It's not bait just because you don't like it

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>>19021309
They ARE insecure though,they can't handle the fact that dominant mgs exist so they want them tameable

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STOP THE DOM ARGUMENTS

Have a cute Kiki family instead.

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>>19021322
It's literally one guy but you all keep replying.

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>>19021322
That bump is really high. I bet she's having a girl.

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>>19021320
Your hellhound autism is reaching levels of irony that shouldn't be possible.

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>>19021337
It's not just hellhounds though
It bothers me regardless

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>>19021320
Ok.

Just take this (You) and let's leave it at that.

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>>19021224
Erroneous kissing. Has anything she taught set in?

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>>19021341
"I don't like it so it's bait"

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>>19021289
>Dumb mermaid poster fucks up the thread, AGAIN.

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>>19021348
>You all need a time out! No monster girl for you until you calm down!

[Anonymous No.]

A wonderful gift from an artist I'm commissioning, a cute Jabberwock pic!

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>>19021363
Giving (You)s like a common whore. Outstanding...

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>>19021320
The lack of self awareness in this post is almost entertaining enough to want to watch you continue.

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I wonder how a guy would feel if he wound up being the object of Eros' affections?

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>>19021370
How can other dragons even compete?

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>>19021374
I'd rather not. Sure, it's fun at first, but they run out of material pretty fast.

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>>19021360
Didn't that idiot already say he won't make threads anymore because he's an idiot? I guess he forgot that promise really fast.

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>>19021374
What do you mean?

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We need more bears.
Big russian grizzlies that can take on their jinko rivals!

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>>19021379
Intimidated, elated, amazed and sore in the pelvis.

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>>19021382
I mean, I can think of a few ways.

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>>19021382
By being better in every conceivable way?

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>>19021289
>Not OP
Dumb Mermaid!

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>>19021396
>>19021397
The "base" species are always the most boring.

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>>19021410
Says you, and you've already demonstrated your wrongness.

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Call your mom.

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>>19021393
That poster is coming off as incredibly bothered by others enjoying the setting their own way. It's almost as if he feels unconfident in his own fantasy to a level that he is threatened by other peoples fantasies.
Sure wish there was a word for that.

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>>19021425
I refuse.

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>>19021425
Necromancy doesn't work. Believe me; I've tried.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Slime
Shoggoth
Bubble Slime
Sea Slime
Slime Carrier
How to link to archived posts?

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>>19021289

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>>19021410
Why does this appeal to anyone?

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>>19021450
Just quote the post number like always. I don't know if vanilla 4chan does, but any extension will scour the archive as necessary.

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>>19021450
Welcome to 4chan newfriend.
Also, the same way you link any other post.

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>>19021458
Small shark is small

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>>19021460
I dunno, I guess you could ask the tentacle guys.

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>>19021458
That's the face of a Merkshark who knows she fucked up.

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>>19021471
She's gonna grow up into a big, strong, curious shark!

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>>19021462
Thanks. For some reason it never quotes archived posts for me properly.
>>19021464
You should know by my list i'm not new, just retarded.

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>>19021396
>>19021397
Vanilla dragon best dragon.

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>>19021476
There's a difference between slime tentacles or manticore tails and that thing. Wock tentacles have living features and are intelligent to an extent. Tails, tentacles, and slimes are just another hole, but Wock's tentacles crater in the uncanny valley.

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>>19021427
>waaah all MG's need to have the ability to be sub because i'm insecure
I'm bothered by "your own way" because your own way is shit

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>>19021489
One can hope

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>>19021514
Huh. And people say you never learn anything here.

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>>19021458
Why is this pup so embarrassed?

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>>19021515
Stop inventing arguments that nobody is saying.

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>>19021515
manpointingandlaughing.png

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>>19021515
You really are insecure with how much you're screaming it at people.
Would be fun to see you with a nacho.

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This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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>>19021523
I mean, that's just how it is for me. I can't speak for others here. Give me a tail pussy to pump me dry any day over bonus mouths.

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>>19021588
That tail is too big.
How is she supposed to form a proper seal with it?

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>>19021588
Hm, don't really get the appeal, but you do you.

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>>19021587
Those are a lot of frills. I want to touch her.

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I had a very cute commission of my Anubis waifu finish recently, it came out really nicely! I especially love the dress she's wearing.

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>>19021587
Slugs are gross. GROSS!

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>>19021601
>squiiish

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>>19021514
I like to think they develop a bit of their own personality, or rather reveal a Slimes subconscious personality.
Basically you have a haughty Slime, but can tell she's also tired when the little face starts to doze off.

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>>19021606
This

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>>19021538
beached herself

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>>19021588
>Give me a tail pussy to pump me dry any day over bonus mouths.
Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

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>>19021610
I like the subconscious/"true feelings" approach.
Same for Medusa hair snakes.

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>>19021603
That little snake might fall off.

[Anonymous No.]

Plant butt.

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>>19021606
What if I put salt on a Tritonia? Would she turn into a loli? Or a sex crazed beast?

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>>19021593
It's solid muscle with very fine control. I'm sure she would have no problem being able to demonstrate.

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>>19021639
Sea slugs live in salt water anon.

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>>19021639
You know that sea water is salty, right?

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>>19021606
No! Most of them are cute! CUTE!

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>>19021603
cute/10, would pat head.

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>>19021607
Grobing her frilly parts and hair would be a must. Maybe her feelers too but just a bit.

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>Make a contract with me and become a husbando!

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I am horny and only fat pudgy Purple Lamiass on my face and a plump tail jerking my dick will calm me down.
I wish my waifu were real and pumping me with venom so much I become a living oversized sex-doll for her to abuse and indulge in.
Uh, happy Mother’s Day.

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>>19021658
Only if you get drawn better

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>>19021622
It's a good approach. The small touches on certain MGs, like hidden faces or autonomous body parts, are usually my favorite bits of an MG. They add a lot of personality.

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>>19021633
Cheeky

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>>19021658
Yes, maybe, but does it include any additional benefits.

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>>19021658
No!

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>>19021655
I will not be deceived by such simple deceptions.

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>>19021588
>TFW I will never have a Manticore King Kong my head with her tail pussy while she rapes me with her actual pussy
>TFW no big tiddy goth Manticore gf

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>>19021658
Sure. What could possibly go wrong?

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>>19021658
Not without my lawyer.

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>>19021658
>husbando
No way, she's a dirty weeb.

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>>19021645
I love to imagine the sounds of a hypertailpussy. Just ugly, wet, squelching squruching glurping noises with the occasional spewing of juices at random moments. Just a huge, thick, disgusting brutish beast of a thing that no man’s cock could stand a chance against.

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>>19021657
>Their bodies are so soft that when touched by another person their hands will sink into it.
>When having sex, they'll embrace a man to hold him inside their soft body and do it while gluing each others' bodies as closely together as possible. They like to have their husband's body sink inside their own more deeply.
>such things as deep kissing and burying one's face in their soft breasts are also likely to greatly please them.
Tritonia are basically as soft and squishy as an MG can get without being a semiliquid type.

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>>19021689
I want her tentacles to work me over and help me relax.

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>>19021682
I can deliver on one of those, at least. The closest I have to the other one is Facehugger tailpussy.

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>>19021603
Blushing schedule dogs are cute!

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Be sure to do something nice for your momster this mother's day.

[Anonymous No.]

This is peak snek

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Which MG would listen to country music with me?

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>>19021732
>Working something through at least an inch of flesh to get those rings in
Eugh

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>>19021729
No, this is.

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>>19021714
I want to sneak some aphrodisiacs in my momster of a wife's food and fuck her senseless till sundown! It'll be a gift she won't forget any time soon!

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>>19021745
>The shading
>The retarded hair
>The terrible consideration of form
Yeah but nah though

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>>19021682
Or since manticores have wings, what about the mile high milking club by a big tiddy goth manticore?

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>>19021745
>tfw she looks like a cheap sailor moon villain

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>>19021732
Easy answer. Next question.

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>>19021714
I don't have a momster so I would fuck someone else's.

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>>19021732
Probably Holstaurs

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>>19021757
>I would fuck someone else's.
Anon are you trying to piss off Eros? Cause that's how you get cursed.

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>>19021768
I don't worship Eros though and just because she is someone's adopted mom doesn't mean she is in a relationship yet!

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>>19021773
That actually has a lot of potential to be adorable.

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>>19021756
Which MG would be like Hunter S. Thompson? Or at least follow his drug schedule.

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>>19021782
Easy.

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>>19021773
>>19021781
>anon hooks his adopted momster up with his history teacher
I like it. Someone write a story.

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>>19021796
Was thinking that, too. But does Rata fit that level of batshit crazy?

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>>19021801
Would date anon's momster and would help out anon hook up with a cute girl by making group activities and putting them together.

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>>19021782
Kesaran Pasaran of course.

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>>19021782
I have a Baphomet partially inspired by Hunter

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[Anonymous No.]

Eros best goddess.

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>>19021832
Disposition: Simple

^The mark of a good girl^

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>>19021880
I want to grope her soft ass

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>>19021796
>Disposition: cowardly
>No physical or magical skills
>Mere female rodent

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>>19021880
Ares best goddess.

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>>19021912
I'd like to corner one after she pushes things too far.

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>>19021343
I stole that kiss by using her training!

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>>19021903
I agree.

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>>19021832
They're good girls. Full of nothing but love and affection for their partners, because to them, you're all they have, and you're all they will ever have. The life of a sandworm is incredibly lonely up until she finds the love of her life. Their physiology makes it near impossible to have friends.

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>>19021832
>Diet: Carnivorous (favors wild animals)
"Honey? Why is there a giant desert scorpion in our living room?"

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>>19021880
>>19021922
All goddesses are best goddess.

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>>19021939
My dark elf wife is my goddess 2bh

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>>19021922
>Meeting Ares
>She's lithe and muscular, like a predatory cat
>Has no real breasts to speak of, more like a flat board than anything
>But hot damn does she have abs that you and most monsters would kill for
>The way that her sweat rolls down them after a session of felling colossal obelisks for training drives you crazy
>TFW her frown becomes even more stern when you tell her she's turning you into an abs man

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>>19021939
Can't deny that. Maybe the CG is an expection.

>>19021945
I'm sure she'd have quite the delicious lean look with some breasts. She is a goddess after all.

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>>19021950
Speaking of gods is anubis still a god?
What does bastet look like?

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>>19021938
>Large desert scorpion
>Ask why it's there
>"Huh? Hang onto me tightly for a moment"
>You feel a huge undulating movement around you
>"Hehe, all gone dear!" she says cheerfully
If it's not the scorpions, it's a damn camel or gazelle. Although, the camels and gazelles are much less scary than the giant scorpions she eats.

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>>19021685
So am I, it's a match made in jigoku.

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>>19021939
So is the Demon Lord

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>>19021962
Anubis is just a pupper now.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that if a Salamander loli challenges you, there's nothing wrong with stripping her in combat. She wasn't wearing much to begin with anyway.

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>>19021645
That screencap celebrated its anniversary yesterday.

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>>19021986
I'd battle a lolimander and maybe I'd even teach her some stuff. Would be cute to have a little girl following me around and calling me teach.

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>>19021986
I'd defeat lolimander but I'd send her away until she has an appealing body!

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>>19021986
You should let them win unless you want them to get a weird imprint.

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>>19021950
>expection

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>>19021986
I want to rip a loli salamander's spats and reveal her tight pussy to tease.

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>>19021880
>Fat
wtf I hate Eros now

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>>19022009
>That
>fat
Maybe in Ethiopia.

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>>19022006
Exception. Sorry Taku sensei, the Chief Goddess slapped my hand while I was typing.

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>>19021989
Wow. Time flies when you do cheesy greentexts.

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>>19021880
Yeah, Eros is great I guess, but have you ever considered worshipping the mega milf that is Hathor? She is also deliciously caramel colored, but takes Eros' fertility levels and cranks them up to 11.

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>>19022048
>Hathor
Never heard of her.

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>>19022052
No idea who that is, but I find it satisfying that she's sitting on an A-bomb.

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>>19022052
She is just made up thread canon shit.

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>>19022052
Stop spamming your shit every thread boatnigger.

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>>19022004
What kind of weird imprint?

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>>19022060
If you want to get technical, boatsluts could be considered Tsukumogami.

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>>19022068
No, fuck off.

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>>19022060
Doesn't look like boatsluts to me. Similar design, but it's not Kantai

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>>19022074
It's the Chinese ripoff, and since they gave a couple of them kemono ears, he's been spamming those ones for a while now.
People not telling him to shove it up his ass is what made him think it's okay to post the other boats.

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>>19022060
Fucking hate these boatfaggots. Every damn thread with this shit.

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>>19022074
They're chink boats, and they should still fuck off.

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>>19022084
>People not telling him to shove it up his ass
Because /mgg/ would rather bend over and take it instead of resisting faggotry.

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>>19022058
egyptian cow god.

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>>19022068
I'm not sure that would fly.

>>19022052
That's a boat, not a gril

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>>19022064
The kind where she obsesses over defeating you.
When she comes back prepared 10 years later and wins, the victory is hollow because you've gotten old and the fight she wanted is forever out of her reach.

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>>19022099
The best end is the one where she comes back but you are already married and have a daughter. She then teaches your daughter some important life lessons and how to fight before walking into the sunset while tipping her straw hat in a cool manner.

Auntymander.

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>>19021992

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>>19022052
She is best Goddess.
>>19022058
Well fuck you too buddy.

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>>19021992
>When your Lolimander daughteru challenges you and you're basically Alexander Louis Armstrong
>Wife won't stop berating you for the new crater in the front yard and the fact your daughter wants to ride the Suplex Train even more

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>>19022094
It doesn't matter what she is in real mythology. She is still made up thread canon. She is not a real MGE goddess.

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>>19022109
Cute.
She's going to grow up big and strong, although will anyone satisfy her like sensei?

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>>19021992
I would love to be in a MGC adaptation of Cobra Kai.

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>Nobody knows right now, me and my husband are...!

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>>19022109
>KAKATTE KOI

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>>19021587
>>19021745
>>19022144
You have to stop posting this garbage while you can.

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>>19022148
Dragon breasts are for groping

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>>19022109
Oh this is really great.

>>19022137
Well yes, she is an adopted daughteru after all and that's not for dicking, just for training.

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>>19022148
Why do most dragons have such bountiful breasts?

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>>19022058
>>19022142
>Newbie asks KC about Hathor
>KC is confused

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>>19022154
Silly Anon, adopted daughterus are for becoming adopted waifus!

And you don't know that she's adopted, her parents could just live nearby

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>>19022158
>Why do most dragons have such bountiful breasts?
Because most of them are NEETs that don't do a lot all day.

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Right or left?

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>>19022001
>"I will accept your challenge again once you have gained a chest, hips, and thighs to my liking, young one"
>After an epic quest and the blessing of Hathor, she gets those things
>She is now too voluptuous to fight effectively, and thus an easy opponent despite her training
>All of the battles you fight together from then on are in the bedroom

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>>19021645
i like that manticores can have the equiv of whipping out a BBC as a female and just dump it on your lap because personally breasts can fuck off as something that determines how womanly you are

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>>19022164
Yes

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>>19022158
A full body is a symbol of status & power.

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>>19022158
Strong breasts feed strong babies, and every dragon has strong babies. Therefore, all dragons must have strong breasts.

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>>19022160
She's like a second daughter, trust me. Not for dicking, but for teaching her how to find the right husband that is not sensei.

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>>19022167
Pretty much.
If those things are overflowing my hands when I go for her and her hips are wider than most seats I'll know its impregnating time.

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>>19022099
>>19022104
This is why you should make it a normal, healthy imprint by succumbing to the charms of her small athletic body with it's tight back and midriff, and thick thighs and ass, after you've defeated her and she's laying there defenseless with her tail engulfed in billowing flames. After you've beat her up and had your way with her, she'll keep coming back for regular rematches for sure.

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>you will never be breastfed alraune nectar

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>>19022164
Right any day.

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>>19022196
>Holst got NTR'd
I feel bad for her.

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>>19022213
>Holst got NTR'd
But she didn't, and that's perhaps the saddest part. Poor man just got tired of waiting.

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>>19022178
But sensei knows best!

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>>19022148
I want to hold her dragon hand

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>>19022213
>>19022218
>>/jp/thread/S18986198#p18992863

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>>19022158
It's where they hoard their fat.

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>>19021929
You just caught her off guard. Did she not teach you that must know when and how to use your mouth?

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How do you stop your imoutos from fighting?

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>>19022245
Dick both

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>>19022220
>lolimander asks sensei to teach her to be a woman

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>>19022250
DO NOT

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>>19022261
>"Oh, you desire book work."
>Lolimander is no longer interested in being a woman

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>>19022220
Exactly. That's why she'd be learning to go for that one kid. Though sensei would gladly be called uncle sensei by her daughters in the future.

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>>19022261
There are something sensei can't teach and that is one of them. Her mother would be perfect for it though.

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>>19022164
In between

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>>19022268
I'd jokingly train her with the stipulation that her firstborn has to have my name as her middle name. Then I'd try not to cry when mommymander actually follows through.

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[x]Touch reverse scale

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>>19022261
This is how the lolimander gets pregnant

>>19022263
you can't stop me!

>>19022268
>Uncle sensei is planning for loli pseudo-neices

Devious

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Which girl can give me better hallucinations? Mindflayer or Shog? Im talking dead space 2 Nicole visions or even some far cry 3 peyote scene.

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>>19022283
The only MGE girl that might even potentially come close to what a mindflayer can do is nightmare, and she's heavily limited by Euclidean thought.

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>>19022278
Anon please. Don't be a bad sensei and trick your lolimander. Though I can't lie I'd have some fun with mine too (not in the degenerate way).

>>19022282
You know what would be great too? When sensei had daughterus and ex-lolimander played with her younger sisters.

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>>19022296
I like you, anon. You'd make for a good teacher and I'd let my daughterus train under you.

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>>19022281
Touch? No. Lick? Yes.

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Living Armor and Ittan-momen are the most underrated monsters.

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>>19022304
That's quite the responsibility but do not worry, your daughterus would grow strong and ready to fight for the ones they love. It would be really weird to have more than just a lolimander following me though.

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>>19021986
>>19022004
>>19022064
>>19022189

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>>19022309
You may not survive.

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>>19022319
Like I said, come back when you're sexier!

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>>19022319
Holy shit nevermind, lewd the lolimander.

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>>19022320
>You may not survive.
May not is still a possibility of survival.

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>>19022320
Anon, that's grammaticality incorrect. The proper expression is "might not"

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I want to say sorry about the golem girl scenario. I thought anons would roleplay accordingly, but there was little incentive for me to continue drawing humiliation scenes.

You guys are too nice. Keep it up.

Repost.

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>>19022293
So a mindflayer can put a sort of "failsafe" in my head. Whenever I have "unfaithful" thoughts a hallucination of her appears and chastises me. And to her being unfaithful can be asking another woman how her day is going or smiling at someone at work.
>headed towards the bathroom.
>pass by a female coworker and smile and she smiles back.
>when the bathroom door closes behind you suddenly the lights go out.
>Flickering on and off you make out the form of your mindflayer wife.
>"Oh god no"
>She just hums and smiles and creeps towards you as you plead.
>NO! Please! Im at work and I didn't mean anything by it, I was being polite!
>Soon she has you against the wall still humming as a tentacle slithers into your ear.
>"No, don't do it. Im, at work" you fumble out as she makes you aroused to the point of climax.
>After blowing your load in your pants everything returns to normal. Except your pants need to be changed and you have only been at work an hour.

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>>19022275
It's exactly something a man must teach, and can teach.

You just need sensei finding a flustered lolimander in his bed in the evening, after she snuck in ahead of him to show herself covering her nude body with nothing but her hands. And sensei amazing her with how gentle touches can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting ready for bed when your adopted momster appears in your doorway wearing the most boner inducing lingerie
>she tells you it's still mother's day and that there is a full moon tonight, all while her heart-pupil fixed on you
>at first she guides you through gentle, tender sex filled with motherly love and taking time to thoroughly enjoy every part of each other's bodies, but rather than going soft after several orgasms, you dick only gets harder and more energetic
>soon the two of you are engaging in wild, bed-breaking sex with the only thoughts in either of your minds being of breeding
>it's 4 am when you finally collapse on top of her, completely spent
>she holds you close and strokes your head as you fall asleep

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>>19022356
>Collapsing on top of her
>Not the other way around so she can smother you in her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022355
Yes, a man can teach her that but sensei is not the one that's going to do regardless of how >>19022319 makes her look.
The rest you can delete yourself though. If anythign sensei would quietly walk away and create a scenario where she gets some romance going with a boy already before it's too late.

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>>19022296
>Don't be a bad sensei and trick your lolimander.
I have to trick the lolimander to be a GOOD sensei, though. Think about it: part of how a sally ends up with a man is losing to him, right? If I taught her everything I knew properly, she'd be unbeatable! I'd have to at least include one very minor, but fatal flaw when I teach her my secret technique, else I'll never have a little salamander with my little name calling me uncle Anon. It's for her own good.

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>>19022319
>latenight drawing about something I posted
Whoa

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>>19021986

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>>19022405

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>>19022405
Reminder that massaging her rear is a good way to help her heal up and relax after a strong workout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022405
Oh my god

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>>19022405
My face must become her chair.

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>>19022319
>>19022109
>Latenight and new drawfag creating more Salamander art
This is a good day.

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>>19022397
>else I'll never have a little salamander with my little name calling me uncle Anon
You could have something better. Little salamanders calling you "father".

[Anonymous No.]

>no tall and thick Vampire to wrap you in a wing hug while you tease her pointy ears

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>>19022397
I see your point. Though I'm sure that even if she was taught a lot she'd still lose due to her salamander nature of getting heated up. Being calle uncle is 10/10 though.

>>19022422
Anon, no!

>>19022405
Oh shit.

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>>19022421
And Nav too >>19022405
What a crazy thread we have this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw we'll never have MGE Musou

Just destroy us all Hawaii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022405
Oh shit I don't like loli but I love thighs and ass....but im a man of my morals. Ill just rub one out to her after we get done training. That isn't being a hypocrite right?

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>>19022455
Are you me, anon? I'd totally rub one out for her sweaty and tired body. Even more so if it was the one LN drew together with her.

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>>19022423

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>>19022455
>>19022463
>they smell your spirit energy as you leave the showers
>you never knew that lolimanders could be so strong
>now you're pinned in one of the shower stalls being violated by your two pupils

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that lolis are quick learners, able to pick up tricks far quicker than their older contemporaries

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>>19022475
You can still teach old dogs new tricks!

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>>19022455
A monster could probably sense that sexual tension, or that you've been fapping, or both. She knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022482
>T. CC Werewolf

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>>19022470
Those lips are meant for sucking something other than blood

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>>19022471
It seems the master is going to be taught a lesson in hot loli lewdness.
Like I said I ain't into loli but im into femdom and multiple girls. Its going to get steamy in there.
>>19022484
[Spoiler]Good[/spoiler]

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>>19022495
Two fat bottomed salamander lolis licking anons 'hot sword' in the shower sure is something.

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>>19022164
Why choose?

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>>19021945
couldn't quite get the lithe body right

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>>19022504
>Eyepatch
Chuuni nerd lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022504
Kratos when

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>>19022471
Even if they somehow manage to hold you down, I can only imagine them struggling to get sensei's rugged cock to fit in their tight little holes. Once they get worn out, I'm turning the tables on them and giving them a lesson on biting off more than they can chew

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>>19022504
Cute! CUTE!

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>>19022470
Someone put a beauty mark on her, stat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022504
My little war goddess can't be this cute!

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>>19022511
Leaving two cumstuffed, breathless loli salamanders in the shower is a goal we should all strive towards.

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>>19022504
Fists are not a valid weapon.

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>>19022541
They are when you're a goddess of war.

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>>19022541
Screw you when the portal opens im going Monk build and you can't stop me.

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>>19022541
It has neither the swiftness of an arrow. The power of a hammer, the reach of a spear, the sharpness of a sword or an ax. No, it is a crude and loathsome weapon. The 'Hand of Man', they called it.

t. Dragon

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>>19022511
Anon please. The lewd lolimanders are getting too dangerous to talk about. What happened to cute lessons and fighting? What happened to my cock not being this hard when thinking about their booties.

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>>19022559
Haha isn't that from some scaly comic?

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>>19022559
Isn't this what dragons say after you carress and make them feel safe?

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>>19022580
It was a one picture thing that Sanzo did, but in a way, yes.

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Careful around those flat chested girls anon, they're dangerous.

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>>19022608
I couldn't say no to a starry eyed familiar.

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>>19022608
This is why you join the Oppai Sabbath instead. They're chest has expanded to accommodate a warm, caring heart.

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>>19022608
Is this how Sabbath recruitment works?

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>>19022574
>What happened to my cock not being this hard when thinking about their booties.
Between good art and lolicons that possibility has been blown away. Much like your mind after dicking loli salamanders.

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>>19022631
I don't mind oppai on my lolis but that's just misshapen.

[Anonymous No.]

What did you just tell her?

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>>19022634
Dammit anon. Well at least they don't look that loli so I can be less ashamed of stretching them like fairies on my dick.

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>>19022608
Hell yeah Floyd! I hope the have some Moody Blues and some Budweiser.

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>>19022631
That expression looks neither warm nor caring.

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>>19022655
>ywn accidentally wander into a dark mage enchanted forest and revert to a child for some sweet and tender /ss/.

[Anonymous No.]

New girl today

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>>19022647
>"You've already had three cookies, dear. No more for tonight."

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>>19022665
3 dozen*

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>>19022664
Where?

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>>19021289
Catch, huh.

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>>19022675
On the internet

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>>19022665
>denying someone cookies
This kills the Wurm.

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>>19022664
His last tweet is from the 10th and he's saying that he's been working too much to design anything. Don't lie to people.

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>>19022692
m8, you wot >>19022504

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>>19022692
She reminds me of my wife.

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>>19022692
This is just Zombina before she died!

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>>19022651
>at least they don't look that loli
From the waist up, anyway. Nav killed it on his; that's a lower body any man would be happy to see on his wife.

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>>19022574
>fighting
>cute lessons
>lewd
But isn't it wonderful, having all three?

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>>19022690
Man that sucks.

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>>19022709
He saved it as a different file type just so he could post it again.
Rule of thumb: If a post is just an image with no text, or the text is completely unrelated to the image, it's the spammer.

[Anonymous No.]

Obligatory horse pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022774
Superior horsepussy

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>>19022686
>Denying Eros her cookies
Don't you know it's a bad idea to deny a girl her pregnancy cravings?

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>>19021971
So what happens if she accidentally gobbles up a merchant along with the camel?

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>>19022801
I hope she'll visit me in my dreams tonight. Off I go to the dreamlands where hopefully I'll be able to hold myself from stuffing lolimander's ass.

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>>19022814
Those can get weird. My mom used to eat flowers when she was expecting me.
I also have been known to do so

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>>19022816
You realize she could well be the lolimander, yes? A visitation from the dreamhorse is not a respite.

[Anonymous No.]

"I go by the name of skankhunt24 and photoshop images of boys having their faces covered by manticore tails."

[Anonymous No.]

What would you consider your magnum opus, anon?

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>>19022895
deez nuts

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>>19022164
left

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>>19022895
I've only written greentexts.

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>>19022895
I wrote a cutesy story about anon being an indentured servant to an oppai loli vampire. Sadly, I kinda wrote myself into a corner, and never made a sequel with lewds.

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>>19022895
I like to think my Hellhound story turned out pretty alright.

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>>19022283
i thought shoggy just morphed into things and liked to absorb you

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>>19022801
No.

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>>19022283
Definitely the Mindflayer. Shogs don't do hallucinations. What you see is all too real.

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>>19022319
spats are amazing

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>>19022356
hypertits are gross desu

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>>19022816
>turns out lolimander paid nightmare-san to make anon have lewd dreams of making her his buttslut

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>>19022895
Probably the story about a demon and an inquisitor ending with the two dead. Got better reception than I'd have imagined.

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>>19022895
The one I haven't written yet. The one that's not just smut for weebs. The one I can't think of so I'll just keep writing smut for weebs

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>>19022969
No u

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>>19022895
I like to think the thread enjoyed my Dorome story.

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>>19022984
>>>/d/

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>>19022405
if she could squat over me in the shower and urinate on my glans long enough for me to cum i could die happy

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>>19022895
Wrote a greentext about a powerful yet MERE'd dragon getting embarrassed by her husband that someone liked enough to screencap

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>>19022993
Hahaha wow anon she's gotta eat a bunch of asparagus and drink a lot of water but she will try her hardest damn it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022993
>>19022999
>pissfags

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>>19022895
My dissertation
fuk that shit mang

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>>19022984
into the trash it goes

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>>19022959
God she's just so beautifully terrifying
I want to wake up in the middle of the night to her scary smiling face inches away from mine as she just breathes and stares intently
I want to feel the fear of the chaosboner

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>>19022989
Not him. But the funny thing is, cheshire cats and all Wonderland girls are probably the most /d/eviant bunch in MGE. So your image is sort of ironic in that manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023006
i would only ever want that as something done during a shared shower and only on my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023008
Mister Doctor?

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>>19023020
The same
on a new computer devoid of any demon images

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023006
Just because I made a joke doesn't mean I enjoy piss you dunce. No that's shits gross and that anon is weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022771
What does he even gain from doing this? The thread just dies a bit faster and someone remakes it even faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022895
Inspiring Latenight enough to draw this and a few others.

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>>19023028
Demons, huh.
>>19023035
Wish I could get Latenight to draw something but none of my ideas are worthy.

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>>19023038
I'm sure you already have, he just has a massive backlog. Sometimes he pops in and posts art responding to ideas posted months before.

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>>19023029
it can't be gross if its done in the shower

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>>19023049
And if you think about it, piss is mostly water. We're mostly water, therefore, piss is healthy.

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>>19022895
I did some okay greentexts back in the day, also got some neat commissions.

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>>19022895
Probably that thing with the loli snake massacre. So many nights spent listening to Linkin Park and sharpening my edge...

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>>19023051
And if you really think about it bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water. So therefore, we are bleach.

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>>19023059
THAT'S the joke I was looking for!

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>>19022196
>Holstposter jumped ship to alraune
He didnt die for this...

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>>19023069
I gotchu anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022895
Burning edge

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that it is perfectly acceptable to grope and molest your little daughterus in the bath. It's just way too easy to make the excuse that you want her to be extra special clean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023094
Friendly reminder that there is only one acceptable way to deal with daughter dickers.

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>>19023094
I like to think out of my many wendigo daughters I have one that is the Daddy's girl while the rest are mommy's girls. And she follows me almost everywhere and doesn't understand personal space no matter how much I try and teach her.

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>>19023102
is it to load that gun with a tranq dart and drag him back to his wife?

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>>19023102
>filename is a post I made
Disregard everything else, THIS is my greatest feat in life.

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>>19023103
I'd like to use a shepards crook to keep aimless wendigo daughters from straying too far.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you thanked your friendly household spider for keeping all the nasty bugs away?

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>>19022895
I wrote a longish story with an Undine once. But it's got some rough parts and I'm not terribly keen on revisiting it

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>>19023111
>he says as he gets sick digits
Your maid is pleased at your progress in shitposting.

>>19023117
>they are hooked back with a surprised 'awa!'
>after you've done this a couple of times they start pouting at you or making unhappy wendi noises
>that is, until you start the stretchy meat barbecue

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>>19023117
>giant Wendigo-coat man going around in a forest with a just as giant shepherd's crook
>little Wendi daughterus scurrying around at his feet

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>>19023132
>spiders are on the outside
>flies are on the inside
What am I doing wrong help

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>>19023140
Sounds like something out of a Miyazaki movie.

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>>19022959
I would definitely love a Shog from the bottom of my heart if she's able to put up with someone like me and love me back. Really Shogs are such beautiful and majestic creatures

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>>19023142
>Ditzy spider onee-san is weaving her webs outside to keep the pests away from her cute little brother.
>Meanwhile anon is getting gangraped by shortstack Vamp Mosquitos and Beelzebubs.

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>>19023132
Then why the fuck is my bed infested with begbugs? Spider can't even do her job right.

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>>19023147
Fascinating thought. What kind of Oscar-bait story would it be?

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>>19023140
This is something that's perplexed me. Is coat-husband fused with the coat and wendi-waifu the only one who can go out, or can either one step out for a time?

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>>19023150
Shog can put up with anything Master does
Shog loves master!
Shog will always Love Master
LovE mAster foreVEr~

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>>19023175
It’s left vague
I don’t want to misspeak but I’m fairly certain they can both leave freely and come back and all

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>>19023175
The latter, it's just when the husband steps out the coat goes back to being just a regular Wendi coat.

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>>19023150
I wonder what a true Shoggoth in the wild is like.

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>>19023132
>she secretly keeps all the bug girls she catches tied in the attic until she makes sure they understand that your dick is for her and her alone

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>>19023184
>Shoggoth in the wild
Can they even exist in the wild? How do they find sustenance and purpose?

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>>19023183
I think it would be cute if when husband is in the coat Wendi wife is one of the tall, buxom gorgeous ara ara types, but when he leaves she reverts to little cute awawa body

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>>19023195
>Cute little wendi when you're looking at her from a distance
>Titties, hips and ass when it's go time
I can dig it.

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>>19023185
>"Listen up you slutty pest, the master is mine to bend to my will. I'm going to punish you severely for making me waste thread that I should be tying him up with. The only one who's allowed to make him cum is me."

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>>19023188
>>19023184
Depends on the whereabouts. Prolonged social isolation can cause them to go feral and become somewhat unmanageable, at least as far as those incidents in the Ant/Arctic regions have you believe. Then again, that sort of thing could easily drive anyone crazy.

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>>19023202
>"Don't worry, we was just warmin' him up for ya, h-he ain't cum yet."
>"It's been two hours and I need to nut, please help."
>"Ufufu. No."

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>>19023188
I bet wild Shoggoths creep around in underground caverns looking for human boys who are lost in the woods.
When she finds one that fits her tastes she'll pin him down and rape him unconscious and then in his sleep, form a mansion, fancy clothes decorations and furniture.
Then when he wakes up she'll act like he's been asleep for a long time and that he has amnesia.

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>>19023197
Seconding. I’m rolling with this.

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>>19023214
I'm not imagining Amnesia The Dark Descent, only you're being pursued by a Shoggoth.

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>>19023216
Wait. Can you imagine her voice dropping if he gets back in the coat during a conversation?

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>>19023208
>The Thing scene where Thing screams when it’s found out in the middle of them all
>except it’s just Shoggy, and instead of a scream it’s a dramatic “Waaaaaaaah!”

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>>19023210
>Anon's Arachne maid ties him up along with all the Beelzebubs, Devil Bugs and Vamp Mosquitoes that keep trying to sneak into his room.
>He's surrounded by dozens of shortstacks, pears and pettankos all moaning and cumming from his busty maid's bondage techniques.
>He's not allowed to cum until she says so.
Would that be heaven or hell I wonder?
Would she ease up after a while and let her "slaves" ride anon's dick too?

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>>19023184
>>19023188
I imagine a shog in total isolation would actually be pretty similar to its monstrous form, like what is found in Mountains of Madness. Basically a sort of formless jelly that feeds off of whatever food, plant or animal, that it can find. Presumably if it were discovered by a human, it would start to take shape as a maid, unconsciously sensing the humans desires, and attempting to become an ideal servant. I could see that being how at least a handful of masters meet their shogs. They start poking around forbidden places and manage to gain the attention of a wild shog. They see this massive black iridescent mass rushing toward them. Maybe some escape, but others are caught. Once they awaken from merciful unconsciousness, they find a spookycute maid caring for them.

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>>19023197
Y'know my waifu is a wendigo and i hate loli but I love this. Imagining explaining it awkwardly to my friends would be fun.

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>>19023202
I think I'd prefer a reversal of this scenario. Being a butler for a spider ojou-sama, discovering her dungeon and becoming her new favorite toy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023195
>Wendigos only showing their true age in their coat with their husband
Cute!
Also possibly a Sabbathfag's worst nightmare.

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>>19023229
The sweetest hell. And of course her slaves would get a chance, once they're thoroughly broken; one should reward good behavior, after all. And that was when Anon's orgasm denial ended, and his orgasm torture began.

>>19023232
I'd probably present a visual explanation. It would involve me jumping in and out of the coat, and look a lot like that loli from Arpeggio screwing with Haruna's coat.

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>>19023221
I say go full comical with it. In small form she has barbaric cute speech, mostly consisting of “give meat!” “We walk north” “Good spot. We rest.” or “Come come, sleep!”
But as soon as she gets big it turns to sultry, low, and almost elegant.

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>>19023219
>Formerly feral Shoggoth really wants to keep her cute master and will do anything to keep him from learning the truth.
>Even if she has to hunt him down and rape his troublesome will to pieces.
>At the end he accepts her anyway and she cries as she falls into the first genuine embrace of her entire life.

>>19023226
Instead of being a tense scene it's just a Shoggoth breaking down into a fucking tantrum.
>"I JUST WANT A MASTAH! I JUST WANT TO WAKE HIM UP WITH BLOWJOBS EVERY DAY AND FEED HIM WITH UTENSILS MADE OF ME AND GET FUCKED SILLY EVERY NIIIIIGHT!"
>'I'll be honest, I was expecting something a bit more dangerous. This is just sad.'
>[Not what I expected from such an ancient family of monstergirls]
>...she's kinda cute.
And that's how anon wound up with a cute Shoggoth wife while his adventuring companions went on without him and eventually hooked up.

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>>19023232
>she’s sitting on your lap in her coat angrily growling as she chews at a bone of meat
>”She gives the craziest bonerinducing lapdances guys, really.”
>they look confused and concerned as she starts biting the hollow bone again and again
>they don’t know just how godlike she shakes that mature ass in her big form in your private portable comfy cabin room(coat)

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>>19023244
Yup, this is my headcanon now.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>19023262
>that W
Is she eating at Wally's?

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>>19023235
>Anon gets lost in his new mistress' mansion and winds up finding a room deep in the basement full of bound up, moaning monstergirl maids tied to the walls in various bondage positions.
>"Ara ara~ Such a naughty boy going where he shouldn't~"
>As his mistress' slender fingers clasped his shoulder anon froze up in fear.
>"I've got a spe~ci~al~ punishment lined up for a naughty boy like you~"
>And then anon knew nothing but screaming orgasms as his mistress raped his virginity away with her own tight pussy and then forced him to have sex with all of her bound up maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023262
Hey Fenrir try this necklace on. Oou, too soon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023275
>”Hey Tyr, give me a hand first. Ooh, too soon?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023253
This anon gets it. Wendigos are too fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023281
>Hey Balrd, wanna make out under a mistletoe?
These jokes are alright, Loki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023253
>”Dude, my wife has the most rockin rack. Fuckin watermelons, man.”
>little Wendigo wife scurries by, grunting as she does so
>”Hmh hmh, Husband sex! Give good. Night soon. Make sex! Awawa...”
>friend cocks an eyebrow but doesn’t question it out loud

[Anonymous No.]

What do clothes freshly cleaned by a shogmaid smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
Grapes and sunshine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
A fresh spring breeze with a hint of unspeakable cosmic secrets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
Fractions and Beethoven's 5th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
Almonds. Much like cyanide, no one's quite sure how anyone knows what they smell like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
The silken color of Wayne June narrating an erotic short story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
>He thinks he still has clothes
>He doesn't know that his clothes are shogmaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023359
Well, his clothes were cleaned by the shog maid. Cleansed from existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023317
The scent of a Saturday morning sitting on your couch, watching a wildlife documentary narrated by David Attenborough while drinking orange juice

[Anonymous No.]

"People" who like loli are disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023364
>Saturday morning
But those documentaries come out at 18:45 on Saturdays. I know this because it has been so all my life.
Damn Saturdays are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023367

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>>19023367
I remember when I was on that side of the fence. But the Sabbath plays the long game.
And it turns out you can still like big titty girls too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023367
This

Remove loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023308
>go to bed that night and see your little wendi sitting on bed, eagerly waiting for you
>as she slips off her coat, she intantly grows into her sex goddess body
>"Want husband meat~ Make babies~"
Normally I don't care for wendis, but this headcannon is growing on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023367
It's the SJWs and cowtit fags that always start shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023410
Not an sjw nor do I like cowtits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023398
Hopefully houri doesn't count as loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023420
They don't emphasize it, but KC does offhandedly compare them to Alices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023410
Nobody here is a social justice weenie

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023444
Only as far as they're like virgins.

I don't see houris as loli at all myself though. Maybe a little shortstack though.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli and big stacked monster girls get all the attention.
Please don't forget the in-between. A modest-bodied monster girl is just as capable of making you happy as any cute loli or sexy tallstacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023420
It's hard to think of anything with a body like that as a loli. KC's alice comparison was in regards to their "aura" too; he was saying they feel pure, not that they're little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023410
>cowtit fags that always start shit
I would have to disagree
>SJWs
Where the fuck did this even come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023419
>>19023449
If you care enough that that that a cartoon looks like a little girl to start shit posting about people that like it are non humans and nasty pedophiles you are a SJW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023480
if you like little girls you ARE a nasty pedo and I don't consider you human

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023464
That's good to hear.

Houri is my favorite MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023461
Dunno about you, but I like pretty much anything that isn't washboard-tier.

>>19023410
Mostly I see any shit stirring coming from the onee-shitters, not general cowtit fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023461
She'd be cuter if she was actually average, and not that awkward inbetween average and flat. It's a hard look to pull off without being completely overlookable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023495
I prefer apsara, but you're undeniably a gentleman of taste. It's hard to go wrong with any part of the Eros girls, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023494
Go read Lolita. It's the girls' fault, not the man's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023517
> It's hard to go wrong with any part of the Eros girls, though.

Yep.

I'm the anon who picked Eros servants for 1-4 and mermaid as 5 for top 5 favorite MGs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023533
>Mermaid
>not Merrow
PINKER! LEWDER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023521
Whatever helps you sleep at night

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023548
You understand I was making a joke, right?
Of course you don't. You haven't read Lolita so you wouldn't know what I was talking about. Uncultured swine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023517
> Apsara
> Literal milk elemental
> Doesn't lactate the milk herself
I will never not be mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023579
You don't really even need headcanon to fix that; MG's bodies change to suit your liking. You like girls that lactate. What is the most obvious outcome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023557
It's impressive that you can miss an author's point so dramatically and then claim someone else is uncultured.
I'm sure if Vladimir Nabokov knew his book would be used by sickos like you to justify their degeneracy he would've burned it instead of publishing it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19023461
>A modest-bodied monster girl is just as capable of making you happy as any cute loli or sexy tallstacked.
My favourite sexual position is being paizuried by milkers sufficiently big that my head *doesn't* poke put of the top so when I cum it gets trapped inside and she ends up looking like a melting ice-cream sandwich.
So don't presume to tell me who can or cannot make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023367
>>19023398
Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023587
I'm sure a steady diet of Holst milk would help in that department as well, on top of giving her even more insane curves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023593

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>>19023589
>It's impressive that you can miss an author's point so dramatically
THAT WAS THE JOKE
GODDAMMIT ANON YOU MUST HAVE WURM SCALES FOR A SKULL
I don't even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023609
This
Muscle is objectively best

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023618
BEER DEER

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023618
It's hard to tell what's sarcasm and what isn't over the internet anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023618
SOPPING
WET
DOE
CUNT

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023619

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>>19023634
I want to be forced to lick the sweat off her abs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023609
meh
not a fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023640
Am I the only one who likes musclegirls because I like the idea of seeing her on her knees licking my dick having been reduced to MERE FEMALE LIZARD, rather than the idea of her putting me on my knees and having me doing the licking?

It's just more fulfilling to dom the strong than to dom the weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>Melon starting up his mass sketch commissions again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023667
I disagree but you are entitled to your shit opinion
Getting dommed by musclegirls is god tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023640
So you want to feel the weight of her breasts on top of your head as her firm hand forces you against her abs?
For reference, she's sitting down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023667
I love both, sometimes I want to submit to a girl with nice abs but at others I want to completely dominate a muscled salamander and show her that no matter how much she trains her body she's still a woman.
>>19023673
>can't afford coms till later this week
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023689
>no matter how much she trains her body she's still a woman.
*Tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023667
I don't want to dom at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023691
Whiteknight for fictional girls all you want, they still won't have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023699
>whiteknight
Nice meme buzzword

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023689
http://touchfluffytail.org/?page_id=9004
apparently he's giving an extended mailtime

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023702
>spouts a meme
>doesn't like getting a meme in return
>>19023707
This might be doable, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>19023722
Ah yes, a classic. Crayon is still remembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023726
The Waterworld edits will never not be relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023722
I'm the purple one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023733
I got my idol, I got my goth Manticore, I win every time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023733
>This is all Bob's fault
The fact that this is true makes it all the more funnier

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023640

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>>19023752
> genuinely enjoyed Laska 1st edition, kept up with the updates as he was writing it, sure it was paint-by-numbers shlock but it was good for what we had at the time
> Bob proceeds to go full futa cockmongler
> AND go George Lucas on Laska, rewriting and revising the bits that made it good
> By this point I regret ever encouraging him in the original
Die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023780
Who didn't like original laska? it was good shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023779
I visited my mum on Mother's Day and got to play with kitty tummies. That was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023784
Daughteru dickers frustrated at being cucked to dat purple puss puss, iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023538
I thought pink was supposed to be a cute color. Why is it so lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023784
It always had it's problems and the ending felt rather rushed. Lewd art of Laska was the only good thing to ever come from it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023786
Eh, for a long ass time thats the way it seemed like it was going to go. Once the anubis got added in, thats when shit really jumped the shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023791
E R O S

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>>19023793
Yeah, KeyAids dues ex machina ending was such a cop-out.
>"How is this unresolvable sexual tension ever going to be resolved??? LOL DED, I don't gotta resolve shit"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023796
From the thumbnail I thought this was a delicious belly pic. Turns out it's just anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023813
Nope. Just a titty hat jub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023791
>>19023796
I'm convinced that earlier iterations of the Jubjub profile said their tits had gotten too big to the poont they're flightless birds, but the current wiki entry seems to say that they CAN fly.
Am I sufferimg from false memory syndrome? Did I just imagine their flightlessness?
I wouldn't put it past me. "Inconvenient breast expansion" is my fetish, so it's exactly the sort of thing I would invent

[Anonymous No.]

Office lady Titanias who make every work day just a bit brighter.

[Anonymous No.]

How are Yetis so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023831
Abominable? More like adorable! Nyeah!

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>>19023828
I remember that too. I think that was just speculation when the untranslated profile was first posted in these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023828
IIRC, they've always been able to fly. They just prefer to be riding husband's cock 24/7.

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>>19023836
I'm going to go sunbathe again today, hot beverages are no longer required.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023831
Putting a yeti and a person who doesn't like hugs together sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023838

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>>19023841
D-damn she's cool!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023834
Their wings are made to be pretty and fluffy so they are bad at flying for long duration

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>>19023784
It really was. Too bad the rewrite makes her into a lesbian for some reason and ruins everything that made the original memorable (The speed dating/fucking building was an interesting idea and I could see some types of monstergirl being all for that). I'm not even sure if the Anubis is in it anymore either.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh 'allo! Vould you like to roll in ze hay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023990
I don't have any clever remarks to make about the french cow, and this upsets me. This cannot stand. That moo better get ready for a lackluster seduction, if it kills me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023990
> Just saying "Eyy bby wanna fuck?"
> Manages to make it sound wholesome and classy
French accents are truly special

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023990
Why wouldn't I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024123
Because you're in a committed relationship with your insecure kraken cc waifu and if you give your semen to any of those land-dwelling whores she'll sink into an inky black depression of leg-envy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023990
I don't think I'd be able to do anything but stammer and nod as she leads me off to the barn.

[Anonymous No.]

Does the Ice Queen goes around and sell ice cream during summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024177
Yep, also serves as mobile AC

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024151
But I'd just lay on the hay, I wouldn't have sex with them. Kraken wife doesn't have to worry about a thing, cows are trustable fellas.

[Anonymous No.]

You have no idea how much I want to grab a Kikimora by the hand before thanking her for everything she does for me and having her relax on the couch while I cook her favorite meal. If she's feeling up for it, I'll even rub her shoulders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024252
> spoilers
The Fallen God has reserved a special place in Pandemonium for people who blue-ovary like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023591
>>19023831
>>19023836
>>19023841
Yeti's are spam now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024247
Office cows are cute cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>19023707
Tempting..

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022244
Gonna tell her I am sorry. It was the perfect moment though

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimora Maid-Sister Mom-Wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024561
Breeding furiously
Thick maid best maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024561
I prefer the Maid-Daughter-Wife type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024592
Why not both anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024561
It's illegal to be that deliciously thicc. I sentence her to life as my loving wife and broodmother to all of our children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024617
The Maid-Sister-Daughter-Mom-Wife type? What unholy abomination of a relationship is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024642
No dummy I meant one of each.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024644
Then use commas, the levels of incest that would need to get what you’d put is astounding

[Anonymous No.]

>>19022895
Yao domination over the years. When your memes span literal different eras of MG posting you know you've won. Still best girl with most fan art AND official art of secondary characters. Eat your hearts out.

Also those Baphomet images of her sitting on a "faceless" chained up boy and pushing his lower half against a wall BJs were part of a abandoned MGQ scenario mod I was making.

Designated raping streets and at least 1 Unicorn latenight image ideas, 2 Wizard images from back in the day, GrandmastahG's Yao doujin.

Mount and Blade Steppes shenanigans.

Short designed to fail cyoa but not really cyoa green texts for laughs.

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>>19024726
>Also those Baphomet images of her sitting on a "faceless" chained up boy and pushing his lower half against a wall BJs were part of a abandoned MGQ scenario mod I was making.
I owe you my eternal thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024726
>Also those Baphomet images of her sitting on a "faceless" chained up boy and pushing his lower half against a wall BJs were part of a abandoned MGQ scenario mod I was making.
MGE girls are too good to be in MGQ stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024744
You could make the scenarios into anything anon, it was like modding. It had some pretty classic autismmeme "playthroughs" like the Bleach title styled MG scenario with bad art and the momma Alma thing.

Roguetranslator and Wizard made the original doppelganger scenario that's basically "hidden" in every single translated version download of MGQ 2/3.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting crispy in the sun!

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[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Druella pulled that one order guy's eyes from his head and made him dance like a marionette with his own optic nerves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024766
>Hellhound bursts in
"BACON? BACON! WHERE'S THE BACON?! There's only one thing that smells like bacon and that's BACON!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024832
I understood that reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024766
Gonna spank that sizzlin' bacon booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024827
Oh no! Now we need to do anal!

[Anonymous No.]

Are you excited for Summer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024857
Slings and Slinglikes are top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024857
Yes! I dipped myself in the water for the first time this year today!
Cold. So cold.

[Anonymous No.]

Tall busty CC vampires with a penchant for aggresive bloody melee combat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024871
So do Vampires let you into their coffins for the day or is that where she lets her hair down and lives like a slob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024857
Would you need to buy four drinks for a wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024857
>implying it's not already summer
25C in the shade over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024885
Why not letting you inside the coffin with her hair down? Hugs,winghugs and hairhugs

[Anonymous No.]

Consider this: Basilisk 2B

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024895
But women are vain creatures and don't want boys to see them like that.
>>19024897
Confusion, but also an erection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024905
They want their husbando to see them like that! just not lowly commoners or strangers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024897
Cute snek but can she have that 2Booty?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024827

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024930
Of course she can. Do you see how wholesome that posterior is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024930
Yes.
>INB4 cloacafag

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I need ideas on what to get for >>19023707

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024955
What are your favourite races?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024895
Did somebody say WINGHUGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024963
onis, holsts, anubutts, monoeyes, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024955
How about a diving bell spider showing her boyfriend wonders beyond imagining?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024941
I dunno, I may need to get a closer look

>>19024953
I need more proof

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024972
Could just ask for porn of one of those girls unless you want sfw ideas then a cyclops working in her workshop

[Anonymous No.]

>We can rebuild her, we have the technology

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024980
Take as long as you need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024996
TURN OFF THE PLEASURE INHIBITORS

[Anonymous No.]

Snek is warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025001
>Anon staring at basilisk ass while she tries not to notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025027
But that's not how they work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024972
Trying one nsfw and one sfw suggestion for each race.
>onis
Red/blue threesome or either of them peacefully sleeping after a drink.
>anubutt
mating press or sitting in front of a fan trying to cool herself down.
>monoeye
PoV handholding cowgirl or doing cosplay of another monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025009
Copy last, executing directive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025039
>printing hearts
For once in my life of smugness and shitposting I'm at a loss for words.

[Anonymous No.]

Welsh MGs when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025063
What does Wales have other than Red Dragons and traumatized Sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025063
But we already have sheep anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025070
Quite a few things surprisingly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_leaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025044
Don't let her take advantage of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025063
I like her design, her personality not so much. I've never played the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025105
Disengage safety protocols! Maximum thrust and maximum suction!

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anon.

Based on your monstergirl waifu and your fetishes and interests and all that good stuff, what would your RPG class title and level be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025116
>>19025063
MINGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024996
Excellent work! Much better than the prototype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
I'd be a level 4 or 5 sorcerer, no special skills or anything yet but would try to specialize in storm themed magic. Wife would be a max level Rogue who specked all her skill points into thief skills and none into any kind of weapon mastery. Pure utility and thievery, not an ounce of damage. First of my daughters would be a level 20 or so Berserker with amazing physical stats but super below average intelligence and charisma. Second daughter would be a Healer of the same level that's too busy taking naps and playing with her wardrobe to actually heal anyone. All in all a pretty low-tier party, but I love my girls anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Level 69 cunny master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Fuck if I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024726
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
A bard, if not just to herald and support my dear Hatter wife, who would be some duelist/fencer/alchemist hybrid.
Hard to riposte her precision strikes when you’ve been doused with a potion that enlarges your genetalia to comical sizes!

[Anonymous No.]

I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
A very crappy rogue who got caught trying to steal from a pyramid and gets raped sensless by Anubis and/or Sphinx

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spank a loli Kej with the back of a hairbrush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025283
Wholesome priestess has an unwholesome rack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025266
Sounds like you should do some precision strikes of your own

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Blood Mage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025063
I need a Welsh Dragon waifu to cuddle with asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
High level Uni Paladin that has a deep perverse side

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Level 2 Antiquarian.
GASPING, REELING, TAKEN OVER THE EDGE INTO MADNESS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Barehanded Berserker

BOTH ME AND MY WAIFU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Level 65 knight, wife would be in the high 70s or low 80s since she's a Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about monstergirls with claws, paws, and/or miscellaneous monstrous lower halves being able to polymorph themselves into human girl forms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
Just no

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
They can? what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025423
Purely hypothetical anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
>>19025423
>>19025426
It's canon.http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
>>19025433
>They can. All monsters are [half human], so there isn't a single race of them incapable of using polymorph. Of course the time needed to learn it depends on intelligence and the accuracy of the morph varies. (If they're bad at it then the colour of the skin might remain unchanged, skilled races like Gyoubu Tanuki on the other hand can even hide the indications of magic when turning human) Furthermore, monsters of the Alraune family can normally walk by using the roots below the flower even without using polymorph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
>polymorph themselves into human girl forms?
Only good as a method of disguise before they rape their man or boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
It'd have it's uses. Human hands and feet are just as sexy as big fluffy paws, plus the absence of all the paw fluff is much better when wearing latex clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025158
Summoner, level 70. Aside from the summoning, I'd have an array of mind and Stat affecting spells to be extra pesky. I love succs and have a mind control fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025299
It may not be wholesome, but it is righteous!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025441
>depending on their level of intelligence
Wurm-chan, nooooo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025465

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>>19025448
Beat it, KDF.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025465
>your Wurm wife flops over to you
>flops, as she has given herself human arms and legs that are visually pleasing and normal yet completely non-functional
>before you panic, she assures you that it’s only a one hour spell so she’ll change back with no issues
>however, as she literally worms her way over to you, you can tell she is very proud of what she was able to do
>”I’ll get it right soon! Then husband can do ‘dog style’ on me!!!”
>her smile could still melt an ice palace

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025479
Wurm-chan go put that back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025441
>If they're bad at it then the colour of the skin might remain unchanged
>Implying something like an apophis polymorphing to show you some godly legs while keeping her grape color is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025480
No way anon, I can't do that at work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025417
I like the thought of sneaking into human towns with a salamander polymorphing into her human form from before she got corrupted so we can buy supplies during our travels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025465

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>>19025465
Brings a whole new meaning to having two left feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025532
Don’t lie to young wurms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025573
>T. Angry Fat Elf

[Anonymous No.]

Are lolilims made for impregnating?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you come home to find your daughteru(s) have broken into you and your waifu's secret stash of magic sex enhancers and consumed the entire thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025606
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025606
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025585
Now I want to marry an elf and find out later that I’m now next in line to become the new Santa Clause after my father in law retires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025617
That hairstyle looks so dumb,looks like she is trying to hang herself with her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025488
That'd be pretty grape. I mean great. You'd imagine they'd have a fairly high level of control over that too, so instead of several meters of snek, she could wrap a pair of looooong purple legs around you instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025606
No. Lolis are not for lewd.
Unless she gets impregnated by her childhood friend after their first time and he steps up and takes responsibility even though their both thirteen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025623
Don't worry you can easily mess it up when you fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025623
Wanna bet she grows up to have a choking fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

How did you find monster girls?

If it counts, the first monster girl was Ariel from The Little Mermaid when I was a kid. I don't think I knew of any other kind of monster girls other than mermaids -- or that they were monster girls. Years and years later, I find MGE on one of the 'boorus, then I found monmusu.

>>19023691
Bait or not, it's odd how that kind of talk was completely OK just 100 years ago, yet today can be associated with the mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025609
She's going in the cage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025488
>wanting grapesnake with disgusting legs
Next you'll tell us you want a ghoul that hates blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025633
You say that like it’s a bad thing Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025633
Choking her husband or herself taking the choking. . .

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025606
All monster girls are but lolilims are high on the list of ones that need it the most.
>>19025617
Sorry anon, Runa's had more cocks in her than a poultry farm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025606
Impregnating a Lilim is a most holy act. Praise the Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025609
Depends entirely on her age. I’d be tempted to just let her burn herself up in private and leave the house immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025636
>spoiler
Same here. But I do remember falling in love with the Elves and Driders from the old D&D guides.
And if aliens count; Sasami from Tenchi Muyo! was my first waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025609
She's going to get punished for sneaky behavior and stealing extra treats for sure, but I'm not just going to let her suffer alone with what she's done to herself. Her mother and I would gladly help her out but after that it's time for her punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025640
I did nothing of the sort.

>>19025643
Given that the "noose" is around her neck, I'd presume her, but... I bet she'd appreciate a nice choker, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025629
Considering the birth rate of monsters, and the prevalence of the Sabbath in most monster communities, and how many loli breeds their are most lolis you would encounter would not actually be a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025609
I spend an entire hour casting dispel on her while she's tied to the bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025636
Was lurking on /a/ in 2012 during the hype train of Kill la Kill Thursdays, came across one the EMG threads that evolved into the EMG/MGE threads that eventually evolved/forced into becoming the /mgg/
ITS BEEN 6 FUCKING YEARS AAAAAAAAAA
Reminder that pic related will never not be the highlight that the mods are always fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025625
>>19025488
>Apophis saunters in with basically a Widowmaker-tier booty and legs
My face, her throne!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025636
Also my first favorite MG after finding MGE was Yuki-Onna, I think.

>>19025653
>elves and dwarves

Forgot those. But I didn't think of them as monster girls until MGE.

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>>19025672
>tfw have to exorcise your daughteru
poor girl

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Beware of CC foxes.

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>>19025687
I'm letting my guard down around all of the busty fox ladies and you can't stop me!

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>>19025636
By finding the "Cute Monster Girl" page on TV Tropes, which led me to MGE. This was the halcyon days before TV Tropes purged all porn content in pursuit of Google shekels.

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wife goo

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MERE

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>>19025636
Digimon -> Yugioh -> korean mmos with lamias/harpies -> mge
I was only casually into them before mge but once I got into it I became a full blown monstergirlfag.

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>>19025686
Someone has to take the lewd out of her.

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>>19025697
That's a good way to get a CC Kitsune's lips wrapped around your dick as you beg her to stop sucking while she milks your tenth load out.

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>>19025636
I thought the Nagas and naga queens from HoMM3 were hot as fuck, and always liked succubutts of the traditional red skinned sexy demon variety.
I liked a certain CYOA that had a lot of Lava Golem fanart in it for one of the choices.
I got into EMG and liked it though haven’t been reading it for some time.
Got into MGE about two years ago.
That’s pretty much the pace, of course there are other individual circumstances but those are the biggest standout times.
Dem Naga Queens, man. And Medusas. I like the more monstrous, “grimy” (if that makes sense) girls who are still dangerous, but appreciate the lovey dovey perfection side MGE has provided too.
I want a Naga Queen and Gorgon Queen wife pair to fight for- and over- me!

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>>19025697
Hope you're prepared to take responsibility.

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>>19025617
As cute and innocent as she looks, I can't help but think she is consciously acting as rapebait by showing that much thighs.

>>19025647
>Anon impregnates a lolilim
>The ground starts shaking
>A fuckhuge magical seal appear
>Dark thunder hits the grounds repeatedly
>The Demon Lord appears
>She hugs, nuzzles and embarrasses the lolilim
>Says how proud she is of her daughter for getting pregnant so early
>Keeps mentioning how she was getting brestfed just 10~ years ago
>She even cries some tears of joy
>Suddenly she teleports uncomfortably close to you
>"May you bring my daughter great happiness and enjoy a wonderful lewd life together."
>Your body and mind stopped responding the moment she got close to you
>Somehow her words still got deeply engraved in your mind
>You think you jizzed your pants too

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>>19025636
What 'kind of talk'?

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>>19025716
A harem of HoMM3 units (with the male ones turned female of course) would be excellent.
Seriously all of them could be super cute and fun. Just watch out for Titan-chan. She’s a big girl.

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>>19025702
>Of course, no Berserker can rival me in elegance and breeding

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>>19025699
Holy smokes those ass fangs.

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>>19025711
There are worse fates. By the way, does anyone know where I can find fried tofu flavor lube? Asking for a friend.

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>>19025736
big butt

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>>19025740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChE7tSd_al8

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>>19025734
Breed the dragon

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>>19025737
Now do you want it to just be a shrine priestess, an ojou-sama, a businesswoman or your teacher?

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>>19025683
Also angels. But they still aren't necessarily monstergirls.

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>>19025760
One of each please.

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>>19025764
So four CC kitsune sisters?

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>>19025636

>Pre-teen morals say that I can’t watch 3D porn
>Learn about poke-porn
>It’s fine if it’s not a person right?
>Brief detour into world of furry porn
>Get disgusted by ‘sona culture
>Start frequenting /a/
>See EMG thread
>lamia gf sounds awesome
>lose interest in furries

Everything turned out better.

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>>19025731
>with the male ones turned female
Coward

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>>19025765
>four CC kitsune sisters?
Yes. I’d make them all feel special and loved.
I’d also give them a reason to celebrate mother’s day next year too.

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>>19025675
>mfw remembering those Translator-fag dickriders from our final weeks on /a/
I regret not shittalking TF to them when I had the chance.

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>>19025778
>>>/tg/

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>>19025760
Yes. I'd probably need some help keeping up, especially with the businesslady, but there's magic and potions for that.

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>>19024857
I would be if they were real

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>>19025813
>waaah get those nasty men away from me
Why is jp so fucking gay

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>>19025636
First to really catch my interest was Mutio from Blue Sub 6. Cut to years later:
-See 'Daily Life with Mermaid' one-shot
-Check out /mgg/ threads on /a/
-Check out MonMusu shortly after the translation of Ch.2

Hell of a slope to descend.

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>>19025826
You have to go back.

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>>19025829
>Waaaah men are gross
Stop being gay

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>>19025775
I almost went down that dark path too.

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>>19025828
Pretty much this for me

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>>19025832
*with that detour you mentioned

>>19025828
Slope? More like up a mountain.

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>>19025805
I shit talked TF at every chance I got, even before the final weeks and knew "she" had something to do with the shitposting. Got a barrage of angry (you)s and it was worth every one of them.

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>>19025778
>>19025826
>>19025830
>whines how an anon wants a harem consisting of women
>calls others gay

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>>19025805
The greatest irony is the threads that popped up since then still get shitposted

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>>19025848
>not liking both

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>>19025856
Go back to /lgbt/ faggot.

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>>19025846
>Got a barrage of angry (you)s and it was worth every one of them.
Did you manage to get any from the TF cocksucker that typed in broken english?
I now remember how that guy used AoT as an allusion to his anti-writefaggotry stance, and even thought [C] Control was /co/ material.
>>19025856
No really, neck yourself or fuck off you insufferable bug chasing faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to make sure your Gremlin daughterus are being safe when inventing things.

The last thing you want to come home to is your poor little Gremlin daughteru strapped to her first fucking machine, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>want more regular vidya to have MGs
>don't want more regular vidya to have MGs because then degenerate West will notice them / ruin them

If Slaanesh was president we wouldn't have these kinds of problems.

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>>19025863
>>19025861
>waaaaaaah
Atleast say something of value

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>>19025606
Lolilims are for protecting

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirls make the best size queens?

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>>19025846
>had something to do with the shitposting.
How?

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>>19025886
>Waaah! Why doesn't a thread discussing a heterosexual sexytimes setting approve of my special snowflake shit eating status?

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>>19025891
Fairies.

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>>19025894
TF was a known drama whore.

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>>19025891
Alice.

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>>19025906
What would tf do?

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>>19025899
>waaaaah no icky boys other than myself allowed
Stop being mentally slow

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>>19025918
Go back to eating shit pozzer.

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>>19025863
>Did you manage to get any from the TF cocksucker that typed in broken english?
Sure did.
>>19025894
TF hated MGE and anything that got lewder than EMG since it took attention away from "her" work. Also turned out to be a futafag and monster boy pusher in the long run when EMG was left on /a/.

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>>19025918
>Monster GIRL thread
>"Why can't I discuss how much I want to suck cock? Why are you guys so fragile masculinity?"
If I had a nickle everytime this happened

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>>19025749
That's a snek.

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>>19025921
>>19025926
Stop giving him (you)s.

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>monsterboy discussions
Wow, its like 2013 all over again

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>>19025918

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>>19025926
With this monster boy shitposter fishing for replies and the TF drama being discussed again it reminds me of the time someone tried making a monster boy thread to prove there was an audience and it died with no replies.

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>>19025927
Snake dragon!
How else do you explain her NP?

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>>19025883
Slaanesh Would just make us murder fuck everyone else, like our waifus.

Slaanesh would only give us our waifus so that she/he/it could take them away from us.

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>>19025949
Oh yeah, Fujoshit-kun and his "silent majority" of one person. Good times, I remember how much people mocked him after that one.

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>>19025949
>fishing for replies
Not everything you don't like is bait
>>19025926
>WAAAAH boys are gross!
>>19025946
Alps are the definition of wasted potential

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>>19023538
Can they be a hopeless romantic too?

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>>19025969
Go back to /tg/ faggot.

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>>19025979
Stop being so overly sensitive

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>>19025983
I guess this is what I get for forgetting the thread title.

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>>19022895
Judging by the aggregate feedback on it some kind of stupid manticore story I wrote several years ago, though personally I liked my own Shoggoth one better.

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>>19025986
>everything I don't like is bait

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>>19025937
Aus is top level shitpost and bantz.

You ever hear the story of them selling those trees to commiefornia that take a century to bloom but become super fucking flammable when they do? Fucking century long shitpost, now they got wildfires and shit all the time.

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AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

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>>19022895
I helped get the ball rolling on Apsara and Eros posting in the last few threads.

I like that drawing of Eros anon made.

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>>19025702
pregnant wife is best

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>>19026032
*Also that greentext on anon being an "offering" to Eros.

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>>19026015
>walking into an established community, proposing ideas that go against that community's foundation, and getting buttmad when everyone rejects your ideas
Anon there's a name for people like you.

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>>19022895
Not sure if it's "my" magnum opus since I had it commissioned, but I would say my favorite wife thing I've gotten so far is my 7ft daki. I've slept with it every night, and it's a wonderful sleep each night. I don't even know how I slept without it before.

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>>19026019
That was caused by Cali’s shitty air pollution rules.
They can’t do controlled burns

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>>19026052
How dare I have a different opinion

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Wonder how long it’ll take you retards to learn to not reply.
Especially since they use the exact same phrases every time, making them incredibly easy to identify.

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>>19026061
You know there's a thread friendly to monster boys and futa on /d/ right?

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>>19026064
It's not bait to disagree with your circlejerk

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>>19026068
That's the definition of bait, dummy.

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>>19026052
awesome art

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>>19026052
I hate the pozzed faggot, but that art is just eye bleeding /monster/ shit.

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>>19026064
The past few threads were so comfy.

Not taking bait can make them comfy again.

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>>19026068
Don't you have better things to do, like praising Judaism on Stormfront?

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>>19026064
I wonder how long it’ll take me to learn to not reply to random fluffies.

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>>19026083
Let's talk about comfy things, like wendigos, yetis, and shaggy cows in winter cabins.

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>>19026092
That's completely different

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>>19025666
Speaking of birthrates what happens to humans with the increased pairing of man and monster yielding only daughters

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>>19026108
>That's completely different

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>>19026125
The more man and monsters copulate, the stronger the DL gets. She’ll be able to rewrite the rules so that incubi can be born natty before any crisis occurs.
The issue becomes the solution before it can become a crisis.

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>>19026125
What “increased pairing?”
Humans still massively outnumber monsters AND monsters are concentrated in monster territory.

[Anonymous No.]

I want my Hatter wife to take a ‘fatten ass’ tea and nonchalantly burst out of her pants!

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>>19026125
Basically nothing. Males are birthed at a disproportionately high rate compared to females, MG breed slowly and lots of humans never even encounter a monster girl, let alone get corrupted or breed with one. Population growth was turned from a really long-term issue into a non-issue.

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>>19025679

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>>19026098
When I first read the Yuki-onna profile, I pictured this cozy little mountain cabin in a blizzard. It's as if the little log house is just floating in a white void. The girl of ice warmly offers a tray of food to the weary man who lost his way in the blizzard (that she started), and then they get down to some lovin'.

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>>19026158

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>>19026125
We already have had this conversation multiple times

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>>19026145


>>19026148
Ah I was unfamiliar with numbers because new in these threads. Wonder how hella rare it is for a man to end up in wonderland then.

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>>19026177
Eat shit grimdarkfags.

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>>19026177
I am sorry for my newfagness

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>>19026177
Nobody will read all that shit.

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>>19026177
do you REALLY expect me to read all that shit

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>>19026177
>5288x10000

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>>19026179
Wonderland is an odd case, because it’s its own plane and not in any specific place in the MGE world.
Which means that the average man who finds it does so by, say, stumbling into a portal that opened up in his closet one day.

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>>19026177
>tfw you were there
Now anon, that was for MGQ in /vg/. MGE is another separate thing entirely that actually has solutions suggested within the setting.

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>>19026147
Wonderland is a magical place

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>>19026177

>Even after one generation the number of unmated MGs shoots up to eight times the male population

No wonder they're so aggressive. No wonder Christmas Cake CCs are so desperate. It's a vicious battlefield. You know, all this time I've been writing shitty greentexts with the idea that the lonely, unwed, shut-in MG was a rarity but I think that might just be the standard.

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>>19026238
See >>19026224

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>>19026237
Doesn't it have giant mushroom forests? I've always liked that kind of thing.

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>>19026210
Or somehow managing to stalk a wererabbit or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

Two onis and a kunoichi.

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>>19026253
They probably have all sorts of stuff.

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>>19026168
Standard fare more snowy mountain girls. Somehow though, I can't imagine yukis being as comfy as the others.probably because I can't she the idea of them feeling cold.

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>>19026158
YES

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>>19026021

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>>19026158
Leeegs
She looks so proud and happy too. “Yosh, Husband will be so surprised!”

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>>19026274
That’s pretty much my problem too. Say what you want about them, if they have snow/ice power and are goddamn icy blue, I’m going to associate them with being cold no matter what.
I have a similar problem with the undead girls.

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>>19026185
Based gentle Troll, even her profile provides comfort and security.

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>>19026276
NO

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>>19026282
>WHAT DID YOU DOOOO

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>>19026288
>>19026274
Maybe she'd feel refreshingly cool and soft, like the cool side of a pillow?

>>19026269
It's like a second Fairy Kingdom.

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>>19026158
>be a leg & foot man
>love stockings and socks
>waifu is anubis

As much as I'm willing to set aside my fetishes for my waifu, it would be nice to indulge them every once in a while. Although I've been trying to think of garterbelt designs that would work with big meaty paws.

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>>19026292
What voice do Apophis typically have? I’m imagining something low and maniacal, with a bit of rasp. Like a deeper, more mysterious Juri from street fighter. And she always speaks in ways where you can’t quite be sure her true intentions. And she likes to lean in and whisper oh so seductively as she breathes on your neck and drags her fangs on it and aaaaAAAAAAHH

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>>19026288
You know, I don't mind with the undead, sneaks and the like. Cool isn't necessarily a deal breaker for me in general, but it sure as shit is if we're expected to bump uglies after I've nearly frozen to death. I want a lava golem and a cup of hot chocolate in that situation, not a curvy icicle.

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>>19026309
It's the fairy kingdom if the fairy kingdom was run by perverts

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>>19026309
That would be fine. If they lived in Desert Kingdoms or something.
In a Snow Kingdom I’d really prefer a warm wife.

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>>19026315
Imagine your Apophis waifu giving you steamy ASMR while toying with your neck with her tongue and fangs. Always coming back to the mantra “so... do I bite, or do i not? Bite, or not? Bite, or not...” with it getting increasingly moany and breathy as she can barely hold back.

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>>19026327
Isn't that every kingdom?

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>>19026322
>lava golem in some snowy locale
Finest of tastes.

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>>19026332
Wonderland is considered kinky by monster standards. That should give you an idea of how out they are they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026332
Wonderland dabbles in the more exotic types of perversion.
Barring muscle, muscle you can probably find in oni kingdoms.

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>>19026345
Out there they are*

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>>19026329
I swear, I think I somehow want my Apophis to be part Mershark. I seriously want her to just thrash and tear and rend and puncture my whole upper body with her bites in a violent and passionate manner. I want her to give into her carnal lust and laugh as I helplessly get eviscerated by her fangs and bloated sickly purple by her venom. Is there something wrong with me?

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>>19026349
Wonderland does have Spade Trumparts for fit girl needs.

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>>19026365
I need my beefy wocks, cheshires, dormice, and hatters too!
Wonderland needs beef.

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>>19026354
Do you also want her to rake her nails across your chest and back leaving red trails as she constricts your lower body so hard it feels like it’ll break?

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>>19026279
Mushrooms taste gross, you dumb elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026375
No way dude, that doesn't sound comfy at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026370
So get a spade to set up a fitness program.
Though, knowing spades, it’s going to have an emphasis on sexercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026381
That would be all cardio, no muscle building

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026375
Yes.

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>>19026387
DE don’t care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026369
This is the best interpretation of Shoggoth. I enjoy the threadcanon, but this is true Peak Shog Performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026345
>>19026349
>lewd even by monster standards

Now that's lewd.

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>>19026333
Can you imagine?
>Live inna mountains
>It's cold all the time so your lava golem waifu is always horny
>A blizzard sets in
>Nothing to do but sit on the couch, all of you save your head enveloped by warm goo while she milks you dry
>Occasionally, she fucks herself unconscious and you wrap yourself in a blanket to go make some beans

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026398
True, although her boss may be surprised.

>>19026403
And that's what makes it nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026403
I mean it’s home to the Officially Lewdest Dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026354
>Is there something wrong with me
Yes
Me too though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19024561
Kiki from the Old Country!

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>>19026410
... so how does one get there?

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>>19026409
Reminder that Lava Golems rotate cycles!
So she can be a gooey pool to rest in, a semi-state that can both walk around and be dipped in, and a solid state where she’s Armored by crackling stone that radiates heat for long journeys!

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>>19026427
Just gotta fall down a hole.
Also plane-shift

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>>19026400
It is kind of annoying how shogs got hit so hard with the thread canon when they're possibly the last offensive and easiest to get right of the chaos girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026354
>>19026421
It is perfectly normal and healthy to want this if you have a Apophis, Vampire, Mershark, or in a way Giritablu or Manticore wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026158
>This walking thing sure is fun!

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>>19025923
I dont remember any of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026428
>Lava golem slime armor
That's the second most horrifying kind of armor for one's enemies to see one in.

[Anonymous No.]

What if there was a tea party with the Queen of Hearts and Eros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026252
>>19026224

It's too late, I like this concept too much. The 2nd generation would be a complete circus until they find sustainable solutions for the population problem.

They'd learn from the mistakes of the past but that second generation will always be known as the lowest generation. It'd be the Great Unwed Crisis and eventually they'd talk about it in history class.

Entire complexes of apartment buildings would soak in the surplus generation of MGs seeking to find cheap housing. Whole districts would turn into instant harassment zones for guys.

Good luck in your new apartment, fucko, every single other resident is single and desperate and was raised in a culture of fierce competition for husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to say thank you to all our drawfags old and new. It’s wonderful having a pseudo drawthread with each thread where our silly ideas get a sketch or doodle. Thank you for making the thread a better place.

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>>19026158

>Attempts to walk
>Immediately faceplants
>Takes her a while to figure out the whole locomotion thing
>She still ends up with a funny walk. Her legs shimmy awkwardly from side to side as if she can't help but wiggle them as she walks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026482
Wholesome

[Anonymous No.]

Is your home MG-friendly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026491
She’s still faring better than miss Pharoah who tried polymorphing a Lamia lower half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026512
Looks fine to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026522
>didn't give herself pointed ears to complete the look
Lazy cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026522
I was just going to post that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026491
I like to think her husband helps her take her first steps with regular legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026511
I remember when my pupper was trying to figure out stairs

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>>19026534
>”Haaaa! I think- I think I got it hubby!”
>”You got it! Good work babe!”
>”Ufufufu, as expected of the soon to be queen of the desert! Now, to put on my heels!”
>”Uh- I might suggest waiting before you try with those-“
>”Nonsense, slave! The Queen simply must wear her elevated heels, it’s a symbol of her eminent beauWHOOFF”
>cut to anon mending his wife’s bloody nose as she sobs sitting down

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>>19026580
When she finally gets it down her hips sashaying will be the stuff of legend.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>19026580
aww

>>19026601
And she'd still user her feet to manipulate stuff like she used to use her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope the MGE setting has atleast one modern shopping center so I can dance through the isles to 80s pop to embarrass my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a cute kitsune wife and become a family man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026640
I dunno, she looks suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026642
You have nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026601
Imagine her first time getting anal’d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026645
Do I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026653
Instant 150% ahegao and almost passing out from stimulation overload.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026653
MGE Lamias already have buttholes on their Lamiasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025908
>Alice
You know, it's funny you should mention that, especially since I gave that whole "Alice dominating Anon" some thought. I really, truly did. Then it fucking struck me. Alices dominate men in the most insidious fashion possible. Unconsciously. So while you're being groomed to protect her, the demonic energy that little minx is putting off is telling you to rape the shit out of her.

Oh, and rape her you will. Over and over again until her body learns to drink your semen like a wanton, lascivious whore. Sure, her mind loses its memory of the affair afterwards, but her flesh will remember every dirty thing it's done to you. To the point that after you inevitably visit Wonderland and rape her again, she 'unlocks' all of those repressed memories and fucks you with the knowledge of all those trysts you put on her uncontrollably. Using your cock and heart to sate her own ego and lust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026666
Or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025441
I didn't know every race could take on human form.

>>19026666
nice quads

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026673
I hate the entire “insidious” aspect of MGE. Why does everything have to leak mana like a novelty keychain from the Chernobyl gift shop?

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>>19026677
People really need to stop thinking of MGE as this setting with a bunch of rules.
The only rules are ‘everyone ends up happy’ and ‘Lewd is good’
If you want your Baphomet to be a grown up tittymonster, rock it. If you want your Mershark to have legs AND her shark tail, you’re gucci, she just ‘learns a spell’.
It’s all good.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never come home to your Yeti wife bear hugging you and lifting you off the floor

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the least and most intelligent monstergirls?

I guess Hakutaku is on top, while the "plain" slime is on the bottom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026682
Because you touch yourself at night

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>>19026692
Some people will always choose to focus on the things they don't like rather than those they like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025891
Manticore with a "you have to be this big" shirt who uses her tail to test if you're worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026696
Brand new fresh Zombies are probably lower than slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026692
>People really need to stop thinking of MGE as this setting with a bunch of rules.

Good idea. Overthinking a relaxed setting isn't healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026703
>size queen MGs wearing shirts or otherwise just proudly bringing attention to their husband’s magnum dong
I love this particular niche. Being a MG’s godly-hung boytoy is one of my favorite good ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026653
Even with a cloaca you can still do anal. Having an ass covered in skin would be new though, especially when slapped. You really want to surprise her though, you tickle her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026720
>MG just delights in you struggling with your new huge dong

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026709
>>19026692
We actually have proof that there’s some latent psionics or fatebending inherent to the world. The way you meet a Shoggoth is by just desiring one and she happens to appear at your doorstep, and fate conspires in ways to make certain MGs end up with their perfect husband.
Essentially, there’s a built in explanation for one’s will becoming reality. If you like it, fate will push it to you. And if you hate it, say you never wanna even see a Sith or a futa MG, fate will conspire to prevent you from ever coming across one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026696
How are we measuring intelligence? There are multiple ways. For most measures other than social skill, liches and gremlins are probably up there, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025891
Monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026752
>”Morning, stud~”
>”Uh, h-hey. Um... so has it happened then?”
>”Has what happened, cutie?”
>”H-have I become an Incubus?”
>she laughs and saunters over, nonchalantly pulling your boxers down and hefting your very large package
>”Mmmm... think you’re almost aaat... halfway?”
>”Al... only almost halfway?!”
>she grins maliciously and licks the length of your hardening shaft while staring up at you
>”Mmmn~ more like a third of the way~”
I’m seeing it with a gremlin, but could be anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026720
>manticore with a shirt like that
>smugs at her monster girl friends when they have doubts about your size really matching her claims
Imagine some poor holst blushing when she realizes she's not being lied to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026666
Thanks, Mega Satan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025891
The best are the ones who play innocent.
Like a Houri wife who really insists she doesn’t know why you’re still getting bigger even as drool runs down the side of her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026763
Any kind of intelligence will do. More discussion that way.

>>19026755
So say anon is lonely and prays for a Houri waifu to love...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026666
The word Lamiass amuses me.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play a monstergirl fighter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026802
Absolutely. Darkstalkers with an all female cast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026802
No, but I would fight a monstergirl! Sexually!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026580

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>>19026696
>Hakutaku
>top
They'd be in the lower brackets of the top level at best. You've got Gremlins, Liches, and Lilims (presumably in their case) above them. Educated Holst is basically a fancy librarian or college professor. Smart, but hardly magitek Tony Stark or filled with forbidden knowledge from milennia of study.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026813
Haha

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>>19026776
I see a Cheshire, but I'm a bit biased.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026696
>>19026763
I think hakutaku is more wisdom-based. Spellcasters like liches, dark mages, inari and baphomets probably hold all the top spots in the species average int ranking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026813
Evil snake not so tough after faceplanting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026813
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026813
Daaawwww. Cute tyrant and patient slave (husband).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026777
She'd be flustered at the idea of how large it is while also pondering if her tits are big enough to give it paizuri

[Anonymous No.]

>Went running with my shirt off
>Sweaty, tired, but otherwise good

I wonder how many single monster girls would start gazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026829
This. Hakutaku being placed on top of the intelligence ranking is just outright wrong.
If anything, Baphomets are the most intelligent as they're supposed to be the most powerful spellcasters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026797
>”Hello Anon Anonslastname. I am Sunnai, a Houri of my Lady Eros. I have been sent to you to reward you for your goodness of soul and deeds of compassion. They may have been long ago or could be yet to come, but Lady Eros has rewarded you for your Lover’s Heart. I pray I will be seen as an adequate l-lover to you worthy of your faith and temperament. I shall be bound to you forever, in this life and in Paradise everafter. Please, do with me what you will, and I will do to you what you wish!
>she bows nervously, her hands outstretched in a reverent pose as she waits on your doorstep
Not a bad way to start the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026696
What about most lewd and least lewd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026829
There's also stuff like strategy that doesn't play into standard RPG mechanics (and think you may be over simplifying the question a bit). For things like that, anubii and crow tengu get to shine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026873
I see a happy future for Mr. and Mrs. Anonslastname.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026813
I have a need to protecc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026873
Can i pray for a valkyrie instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026666
>>19026730
>Implying MAMONO MANA doesn't remove the need to defecate

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026862
On a second thought, baphomets and foxes might be in the same category as lilim and ryuu, where the innate powerlevel is high enough that it's hard to tell whether they even need to be super smart to use powerful magic.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a chill salamander roasting meat with her tail to share with a lizard girl buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026897
>Big buff chocolate Valkyrie with pink hair and wings.
>Not to mention the muscle

Are you ready for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026900
Even if they don't poop, my desire to put it into an asshole will ensure that's possible.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you dance with her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026929
PRobably

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026929
No I suck at dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026897
>”Blessed art thou, Anon son of Anon’sdad. You have been chosen to do great things in the name of the chief god! Be not afraid, for I am sent on his behalf to be your companion through whatever lies ahead for you. Be it training, protection, divine commune or even... or anything else, I shall be there to fulfill your every need. ...and... this isn’t part of the official decree, but- I truly am thankful my god’s voice led me to you. I had hoped... Ah, well, no matter, we shall see in time. From henceforth, I will be your Valkyrie!!!”
>she salutes with her weapon raised, a shining pride in her eye... and the faintest spark of something else deep beneath the surface
There ya go. Bear in mind the canon of what she knows and what she thinks she knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026929
Only in private and if she teaches. She may not have legs, but I have two left feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026900
Of course it does. I was just stating that they'd still have buttholes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026929
I can't dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026938
>>19026873
These are fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026859
>Weird boast linked vaguely to monstergirls
Go away Psychofox.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026938
Screw these nerds, I'm summoning a succubus. No prayers or chances for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026994

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026960
We need more manticore pictures like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027000
>Man can't beat the succ
>Women can't beat the dicc
Sounds like a setup for a perpetual cycle of delicious win-losing.

[Anonymous No.]

>CliffyB officially gone due to his Lawbreakers and Radical Sheights flops

It is of the time of celebration yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026994
>a pillar of magenta fire and brimsmoke pours up from the summoning circle
>a sexy, erotic silhouette stretches inside, ass sticking out and wings and tail unfurling as the smoke dissipates to reveal a wet dream wearing heels
>”mmMMm! Ahhhh... well hello there, cutie~. Did you summon little ol’ me? Oh, such a naughty, naughty boy, summoning a succubus to do your dirty work. That is- you DID summon me to do something ‘dirty’, didn’t you, sweetie? Mmhmhm~ I can see your answer in your eyes. You want me to do dirty, dirty things, don’t you? You want me to use my body to give you ~infinite~ pleasure, the kind you could only dream of? Hmhm~ well I hope you know what you’ve gotten yourself into~”
>she steps out of the circle, much to your shock
>”...cause you missed a line, cutie~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
>”...cause you missed a line, cutie~”
Yeah, that sounds like me. Thanks for doing these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
>cause you missed a line, cutie~
Nani?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027072
No problem, it was fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
>cause you missed a line
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19026992
Give me more credit than that, although I did post that poorlly.

The long and short of it is this, how many girls would an anon get looking at him and interrupting him while he was running?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
"I didn't miss a line. I left it out on purpose. Prepare to have your hands held."

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>>19027087
When you summon something, it’s bound to you because of the magic of the summoning circle. If you make any errors, the summoned thing can break out and wreak havoc. Very common story hook if not borderline cliche when it comes to stories like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
Well yeah, she needs to get out of the circle, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
Time to hunt a ghost
Because that never goes wrong right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027101
>”Haha! Oh, you dork. You do know succubi aren’t weak to that, right? It’s just a silly-“
>Anon clasps her hands, and her face suddenly flushes as her knees shake and little mewling squeaky noises come from her bit-shut lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027107
I just needed an ending hook

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027122
Yes, Anon! Bullshit! Bullshit like your soul depends upon it, because it might! Let her never know that you're a virgin and scared as hell!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027043
>CliffyB
Literally who.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027122
>slowly press my chest against her and rest my head on her shoulder
>whisper into her ear
> be a good girl and we'll do it missionary with the lights on for the sole purpose of procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
The screwing up the summoning circle cliché is the Wilhelm Scream of Succubus stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027141
Roll 1d20 for a final charisma check to see if you can literally bluff a Succ out of realizing you’re a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027150
https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027150
14. Keep in mind, I've entangled her in Hand Holding and half of my jokes are delivered deadpan.

[Anonymous No.]

Old habits die hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027144
>>19027164
I’ll give it to ya (and then stop before I get rightful /qst/ complaints)
>a sound like a teapot shrieking rings out as her face goes pure red and her tail and hair shoot up straight
>”H-hhhaaaamina... y-yes! Yes!!! Oh demon lord yes! Your place or mine?! I-I can shift some stuff around in my Room, we won’t be bothered there!!! L-let me change into something more your tastes too, you must have such exotic desires, I-I can match them if you’re patient with me, I-I’m still new at this, im only a vir-“
>you smirk as she suddenly freezes and covers her mouth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19021668

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027111
>"What's wrong buddy? I thought you wanted to see a ghost? Oh don't worry, I won't hurt you, but it has been thirteen years since I died a virgin, so there will be plenty of ectoplasm and sudden feelings of arousal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027171
Reminds me of that one hex maniac picture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027197
Care to share it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027197
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a fat lazy cat gf. Not Cheshire, just a Werecat/Neko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027229
Exactly. That situation is probably common with monsters.

Also Hex Maniac as a monster is pretty much my perfect woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Which pose do you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027233
>TFW she decides to smother your screams of pleasure in her massive tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027239
>She decides
Not if I decide first! That's Cowtit 101!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027237
3 is basically 2 but cozier.
Best applied with a White Horn by the fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027239
Would slap her ass while she does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027229
I'd tease her by continuing to post for way more than two posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027239
Hmm, yes perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027229
>hex maniac has small tits in canon
>every artist draws her with giant tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027237
Where’s the one where she lies down on you or sits on you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027237
Not a Centaur man but that looks quite comfy, regardless of pose.

[Anonymous No.]

In regards to the last thread's autism:
what is the appeal of a sub hellhound?
Getting mad about that is definitely stupid, but I also genuinely don't understand why anyone would want that. Unless it's just for the design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
Never underestimate the power of the turtleneck's power to fetishize cow tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
Isn't it great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027261
Because people are insecure and don't like the idea of a dominant woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027261
Conquering strong willed women is a fetish in itself. Seriously, that's why the whole female knight rape genre exists for doujins and visual novels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027261
I don't really understand why but for some reason the thought of a socially dominant hellhound being sexually submissive gets me going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027261
Different people like different things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027261
The challenge is the fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027277
>>19027274
You're both gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027280
What challenge?
It's imaginary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027289
Well yeah and ive never actually had a woman sit on my face but imagining it gives me a half chub so what you want me to do about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
People like a big tiddy goth gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027289
It's the same reason why folks fantasize about defeating a salamander, jinko, or dragon and making them your wife.

The challenge and the prospect of conquest is what gets them off, the greater the challenge resulting in the greater 'payoff'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027293
The difference is that one can actually happen and one can't

[Anonymous No.]

>Loli cheshire's first shitpost

Its adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
>>19027251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY

>Succubus wearing Hex Maniac's turtleneck dress
"Hey, this dress is just O-B-S-C-E-N-E"
"I can feel it squeezing me in all the right places <3~"
"Don't you want to just throw me down and ravish me like a beast?"
"Don't you just wanna tear open a boob window and shove your blisteringly hot dick in between my breasts?"
>'Just two more posts, hon'
>....
>Several hundred thread posts later, Anon's still shitposting, the wife has made herself scarce
>TFW the last thing he remembers before blackness is a tail slick with vaginal fluids wrapping around his eyes
>TFW Big Tiddy Goth Succubus milking you until you basically look like an anime mummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027261
some people just like topping there doesnt have to be a reason for it
also see >>19027274
personally id rather be reverse-mating pressed by a hellhound until we're both ahegaoing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027229
I want a Hex Maniac Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027186
>Investigate a haunted house thinking you'll find a lowly ghost
>Find a ancient phantom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027308
Mojyo's are secretly totally fertile sex goddesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027309
You might are well be drawing a different character

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027314
They dress in loose clothes because they're ashamed of their lewd bodies made only for child birthing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027316
Not if everyone draws em that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027307
>some people just like topping
Those people are gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027314
Bit titty weird girls are for breeding be they oni, kobold, or something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19025726
>>Your body and mind stopped responding the moment she got close to you
>>Somehow her words still got deeply engraved in your mind
>>You think you jizzed your pants too

Pretty much how a Demon Lord encounter would go. I guess she could turn her "aura" off though. If not. then you would have to talk to her through an intermediary like her husband or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027316
But it's improving the character, not making them different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027274
That's more about them resisting though, isn't it? I understand why one would want to dom a dragon/vampire/whatever, but if the only resistance they offer is that they're really into it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027319
Please, its the sex hair AND lewd bodies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
There's more than one hex maniac, it's a trainer type and not an individual after all.
Just so happens people love that design with big tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027382
>There's more than one hex maniac, it's a trainer type
I know,but the canon design does not have big tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027301

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027334
Depends really. She might be into it when it's happening but after it's all over she pulls her "I'll get you next time gadget" thing and I guess the appeal is slowly weakening that post-sex resolve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027396
Not gonna lie, I wouldn't mind a try-hard loli cheshire.

Would scratch her ears while she shitposts on her phone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027395
Show me the law that requires all fanart to conform to canon 100%

[Anonymous No.]

General Anon, the stoic warrior tactician who has led his nation of stern philosophical warriors to great conquest to carve out a land his people can call their own.
...And his MG wife, a ___________________

[Anonymous No.]

Would aquatic MGs save innocent human women or just let them drown and become nereids?
Drowning is still unpleasant even if you'll come back as a nereid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027414
They'd probably monsterize the woman into one of their species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027413
Familiar! She’s onii-chan’s number one cheerleader! Gooooooo Anon~!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027396
What goes wrong in a Cheshire’s life that it comes to this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027413
Shortstack houri

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027414
Usually the latter. Except the unpleasant part.

I'm guessing it would feel warm and comfy and by the time she wakes up she's already an aquatic monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027413
Wurm. Her name will be Pinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027425
Being born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027435
Drowning is never not unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027458
>no wide hips or black sclera

[Anonymous No.]

>get email in response to an ad placed at FLGS that conforms perfectly with my schedule as a DM
>show up to what I believe is a D&D group
>succubus, hellhound, cheshire, two manticores and a lamia
>immediately back out and sprint off expecting to be raped
>hellhound runs me down and explains that they're not going to rape me and just want to play RPGs
>eventually go in and run what ends up being an 8 hour session of 5e with a break for pizza
>start packing up my books after we're done when I feel a prick on my buttocks
>look down at the manticore barb and sigh as I feel the arousal kicking in
>get tackled to the ground by six heavily aroused mamono
>wake up Monday morning TWO DAYS LATER in a pile of sweaty, sticky bodies
>sneak out, hop in my car and drive home to take a shower and collapse in a real bed

You know, I remember a time when a DM didn't have to worry about getting violated for an entire weekend. When we could just run a session, say goodnight and go home to bed.

At least they weren't just playing the game for ERP. Not a single sexual reference all eight hours. Which might be why they raped me, looking back. All that pent up lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027458
Demon’s profile states that they will go out and buy the clothes that they know will turn on and excite their contracted husband.
I wonder what it’s like to see a group of Demons on a shopping spree in a posh mall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027458
Those are some small bags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027470
More than large enough for what she's wearing.

>>19027469
>That one that keeps wanting to go to Hot Topic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027468
>Spoiler
>with six mamono

Pretty successful session imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027253
It is probably because of the one who sells Moo Milk. And since it is just a trainer class, they probably have different bodies anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027488
>big titty goth Demon gf
Be still my boner

[Anonymous No.]

I'm legitimately at a loss as to what to attempt to write without it being a cringefest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027468
>No spoiler

Impossible, even my group can't make it through a 4 hour session without a joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027537
Write nigga write

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027528
Oh, so that one was your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027540
>>19027489
They were oddly intense on the in-character roleplay. I guess their former DM taught them well because hey were pretty focused. Not even a second to think before choosing their spells and how to best use them or how to best use their action in combat. And in-character most of the time. They didn't sit there like some players for 10 minutes strategizing OoC for a fight and metagame.

>succubus; High Elf Redemption Paladin
>hellhound; Lightfoot Halfling Scout Rogue
>cheshire; Bronze Dragonborn Eldritch Knight Fighter
>redhead manticore; Human Knowledge Cleric
>white manticore; Human Abjuration Wizard
>lamia; Mountain Dwarf Glamour Bard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027564
Yes, black running mascara, heavy cross nipple piercings, the whole shebang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027537
Just write something and then edit a million times till it's presentable.

Enough editing will fix any amount of cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>Want harem
>Fine with Haram Horse
>Want harem of underwater ladies though

So does she turn into a BiMaid or does she tap into her immense magical faculties to turn them all into ground walkers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027575
I would love playing/running stuff for them, even if its less than serious at times.
Once threw a 'bee elemental' at them called the bumble knight that spoke entirely in ad-libbed rhyme for the whole encounter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027585
I left a note saying that I'm available every Friday. Just received an email saying they're looking forward to next session. Not gonna lie, my hips ached a bit once I read that. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027584
Get a chimera. A black, horned mermaid who enjoys lending you to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19021410
>Teeth where there should be none
NOPE, not going to change my mind of how shit wocks are. If they didn't have the extra mouths, maybe she would go up as a possible favorite, but NOPE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027584
Why not just grab a smoke hobo and party underwater? They seem more suited. Alternately, a sea bishop with the same fetish would work well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027599
>RP
Stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027584
Larger, multi-finned body.

>>19027599
Again, if I got a 'nerdy' group that's all 'tough' girls (IE: Strongfat Jinkos, Onis, Minotaurs, and the like that may be shorter than normal and/or have glasses) I would love nothing more than to play with them

[Anonymous No.]

How big would you be willing to go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027655
Big how and what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027655
Big enough so I can still fit in her without any gaps in-between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027655
There is no upper limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027584
>Bicorn comes back
>Accompanied by a bunch of centaured versions of water ladies

How would anon react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027584
Just buy a house by the ocean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027655
Always 7ft. AKA the goldilocks zone for big girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027683
Hippocampus girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027691
That demon is for groping.

>>19027694
Some day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027694
Did you know that the hippo in hippocampus and hippocentaur literally means horse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027705
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027655
5'9"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027694
When you stop shitposting with trash from Deviantart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027448
>Sea Bishop saves a man and his wife from drowning
>She can tell they live a happy life together on the land
>She gives them Poseidon’s blessing but still returns them to the surface
>The couple lives their lives as they would have, but now have an affinity for swimming and making love in the bath/shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027691
That demon ought to go on a diet.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027775
Yep.
She's cute and meaty, the best combo

[Anonymous No.]

What if (you) cooked for a demon instead of vice versa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027786
That's called being grade A husband material anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027786
>if you're a good cook
Heart-pupils and sex afterwards
>if you're a bad cook
Cooking lessons and sex afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027786
She'd be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right and why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027797
This man gets it. You can expect revenge for all the times you molested her in her apron, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027805
their digimon so make them fuse together and BAM perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027805
Left. Better taste in fashion, wing hugs and no stupid mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027805
Left, she looks more likely to step on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027805
Lilithmon every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027830
>implying both of them wouldn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027797
>cook her a massive spread, to the point where she's groaning her stomach's so full
>eat just enough that you're full and able to move around
>dodge around while she staggers around the house trying to tackle you to engage in sexual relations
>tease her over being slow as a snail with a full stomach
>proceed to have intense, animalistic sex the second she recovers and tackles you to the ground
>all your clothes shredded to bits as her desire goes over the boiling point
>lay there in post-coital bliss as she groans about eating so much osso bucco and overexerting herself
>inwardly groan as you feel your stress fractured hips crack as she wraps her arms around you

Three months later, her belly begins to swell again. It's not the food this time.

[Anonymous No.]

Does rubbing and polishing a unicorns horn grant wishes?

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>>19027939
Now but it brings out her inner blushing virgin.

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>>19027946
Is that in some way different from the outer blushing virgin?

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>>19027950
Yes, this one has moaning and makes other girls exclaim about how lewd it is.

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>>19027580
It really will. I'm happy with my recent writing but they all started off reading like complete shit until I edited and rewrote sections over and over.

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>>19024832
Somebody needs to draw this.

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>>19027892
What if i feed her with the food AND the daugheru?

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>>19028052
Meaty demon mamas

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>>19027968
Dragon-chan. Please leave, or I may no longer be in control of my actions.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick one.

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>>19028085
I like the right one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028085
Right.
No, Left.
No.

All THREE!
GAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Cute oppai loli griffons, hiding under the blankets, protecting your laptop.
By using it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028095
My search history!

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>>19028102
Don't worry, she'll keep it safe!
No one can know what you look at once she's memorized it and knows what to keep everyone away from.

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>>19028085
>molestable ears AND horn with a kind and gentle look on her face
Left.

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>>19027580
I'm not sure that would work on any story premise I come up with.

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>>19027694
I thought that was the part of the brain associated with transferring memories between the short and long term.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028117
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippocampus_(mythology)

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>>19027143
The guy responsible for Gears of War.
He said he wanted to make another billion dollar franchise and then practically fell on his goddamn face.

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>>19028163
Mind sharing the details?

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>>19028102
>Ne ne Nii-chan, do you REALLY like butts this big?

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>>19028134
I want to see a little lamia doing this. https://imgur.com/gallery/oPis3xl

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>>19028168
First he tried to make a competitive Hero Shooter, despite the fact that games like Overwatch and Paladins were saturating that market. That was Lawbreakers, and basically no one played it.
Then he tried to make an early-access shovelware Battle Royale game despite PUBG and Fortnite dominating that scene without doing anything to make it any different other than a WaCkY announce team and an informed 80s bent. That was Radical Heights and even fewer people played it.
They both sucked and now his studio Boss Key Productions has flopped and closed.
Cliffy B is now the new avatar of hubris.

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>>19028208
How tragic.

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>>19027839
But which would be more sadistic about it?

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>>19028208
He was also a big-time virtue signaller so I'm happy to see it

[Anonymous No.]

Who keeps posting the worst shit possible from Deviantart every thread.

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>>19028241
I don't know. I wish he would leave

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>>19027557
Give me a reason to Argie

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>>19028229
The one on the left 100%

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>>19028241
A faggot from /r/monstergirl who also spams boats he found on reddit too. I don't wish it on anyone lightly but he deserves the same fate as the guy from ahobaka's mermaid doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think MGs want to touch our ears as much as some of us want to touch theirs?

And does the thought of it make you uneasy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028271
That's almost as edgy as wishing somebody to get Tachibana-san'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028307
More than likely. I quite enjoy the thought of my waifu molesting my ears and hands since they're so foreign to her.

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>>19028307
Are ears a well documented erogenous zone?

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>>19028307
I bet lamias would have a leg fetish.

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>>19028307
>spoiler
Not ears, no...I've got issues about SOMEWHERE on my body but not there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028307
I've no problem with that so long as they don't get too weird.

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>>19028116
good execution can save almost anything

[Anonymous No.]

I want big buff snakes.
Medusa, Vanilla, Basalisk, Ryu, it doesn't matter!
I want my big buff snakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028335
Wrapping around is a given. Not sure if they would have a full-blown foot fetish, but messing around with the toes seems pretty likely.

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>>19028374
OK.

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>>19028418
IS THAT A Cutie

In all seriousness though, you may wanna recheck that pic lest you earn a vacation

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>>19028425
Thanks for the heads-up.

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>>19028338
Maybe it just plays into my weakness to physical contact or my interest in ASMR.

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>>19028183

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>>19028444
Cute minisnek

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>>19028413
Probably less fetish, more curious. Ticklish soles beware!

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>>19028447

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>>19028435
Cute human boy's weakness is his ears! More details after an exclusive investigation!

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>>19028444
That's one tiny snake.

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>>19028453
Cute MERE female mammal's weakness is her tail.
more details after an exclusive investigation.

In unrelated news, Ratas kinda remind me of how my family used to live trap chipmunks in our neighborhood and relocate them to a nearby wildlife trail.

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>>19028452
Not gonna lie, that looks comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027045
>>19027073

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>>19028484
Well, not the worst mistake one can make.
What's she going to do, take my hand and engage in slow, gentile snuggling?

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>>19028484
Yaaay, another cute one. You’re too good to me LN

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>>19028484
What's the point in trapping a succubus in the circle? You're going to fuck her eventually, just skip the effort of trying to trap her and instead draw additional pleasure runes on her.

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>>19028480
Would you be willing to take a wonderland minification potion to enjoy it with her? Or would you prefer she take a humongification potion to enjoy your size for a bit?

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>>19028484
You've got a lot to make up for in order to step up to this newcomer, LN. He? is absolutely blazing you.

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>>19028484
That is a cuteubus and a w i i i decubus

[Anonymous No.]

Embarrassing succ parents!

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>>19028453
Not gonna lie. I would enjoy a mere female mammal finding out my weakness and teasing me with it.

Also, those wrists are almost as fluffy as her tail!

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>>19028519
The latter.
Mini-girls are cute but I'd need to size one up if we're living together permanently.
I'm boring that way.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what KC needs to release to revitalize the spirits of those who have waited?

Wonderland Centaur.

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>>19028444
I wouldn't mind rolling a gacha snake if she acted this cute.

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>>19028551
3PDP in action everybody.
Too bad KC has given up on Wonderland

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>>19028527
Personally, I see the two as sidegrades instead of up or down grades. The new guy is quick, but not quite as polished while LN is excellent quality, but a long lead time.

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>>19028567
Nice meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028576
This.
Both are equally good in different ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028551
Since you posted that I'd like to daily remind everyone that none of you faggots are getting any waifus and would die alone and miserable, or paired with a modern western woman.

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>>19028527
>>19028576
Either way, more MG art is always appreciated. Thanks for the art, Kurovah.

>>19028587
>implying I live in the (((West)))

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>>19028590
Meathound is cute, gonna make her my small spoon

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>>19028587
Hey, fuck you buddy.

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>>19028593
Is the opening on her shirt a visual pun for something? Or is this just a rosarch test?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028587
That could all change if there's an afterlife.

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>>19028587
Go away Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028587
>He thinks we're not getting waifubots within our lifetime

You can't bring me down.

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>>19028608
It's probably just a paizuri window.

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3123591

[Anonymous No.]

how to delete someone elses post

[Anonymous No.]

I know you guys aren't fans of monster boys, but what about monster boys (female)?

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>>19028627
I can almost hear the kebab

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>>19028643
Shut up, report and ignore you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028644
Tomboy is fine. Reverse trap seems like unnecessary complications

[Anonymous No.]

What do Japanese women think of monstergirls?

>>19028551
Imagine being so joyless and "woke" that you see problems everywhere. Especially where there are none.

>>19028567
Imagine being so "progressive" that the point of MGE is missed entirely. Imagine being so "enlightened" that you have to recommend some leftist "intellectual" book on why no pubic hair is "an issue."

What a toxic mindset.

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>>19021729
Gotta love those girls that also have a profession

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NAAV THESE GURYLS

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>>19027045
>>19027073
>>19028484
oops

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>>19028655
>toxic
Fuck off redditor.

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>>19028660
jesus CHRIST

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>>19028660
Nav should draw her wings so she looks like a complete MGE Demon.

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>>19028663
I meant the progressive view is toxic. "Cancer" is a better word for it though.

[Anonymous No.]

What if a lonely orphan summons an even lonelier cake Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

What does the rattle sound mean?

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>>19028661
How cute.

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>>19028650
>unnecessary complications
I'm too ESL to understand what this means in context

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>>19028676
then they can be lonely together!

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>>19028676
If they look like that picture, she gently lays him down and pops open a tiddy for him to suck on for hours and hours as she coos and whispers sweet promises to him.

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>>19028676
I like it better when the orphan summons shub niggurath.

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>>19028673
>Treating all feminists the same
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex-positive_feminism

Man the 80s were a time to be alive.
Also the 60s. Somehow I think I've managed to grasp most of the whole "just be" concept without ever doing drugs in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go hang gliding with a harpy?

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>>19028660
>fat roll

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>>19028660
GIVE
ME
THE
MEAT

>>19028661
Jokes on her, this was how I wanted it to end anyways!

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>>19028661
[YOU DIED]

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>>19028685
She is uncomfortable about something. Maybe she’s threatened by your presence, maybe she feels empty since your dick isn’t in her, maybe she just feels tsun. Who knows what these stoic reptiles feel?

[Anonymous No.]

If a Shoggoth realized her master had developed cancer, would she say anything or would she just cure it while he slept and leave him none the wiser?

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>>19028703
It becomes time for 'deep cleaning'

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>>19028703
Cure it, obviously

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>>19028703
Obviously she would kill it. The real question is wether she says anything?

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>>19028703
No, she's supposed to put on a nurse outfit and kiss it to make it better.

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>>19028703
Depends on the Shoggy and the Master.
Mine, for instance, would softly wake me up at night and whisper while looking at me in the eye, as her hand slowly travels through my chest to the area with the cancer to cure it.
>"Master, I am sorry to wake you. Please do not be alarmed. Your body developed an unfortunate issue before I could finish our Joining, and so I must fix it. It will take but a moment, dear master. Then you can rest again. I do this because I love you dear master. You will be whole with me now, master. Do not worry. Please sleep now master, and I will go back to watching. Always watching, master. Watching~ Master~"
>She leans back and resumes her usual position, standing sentinel at the side of the bed, softly smiling and staring unblinkingly at me the entire night without a movement or a sound

Ah.... my sweet, sweet Shoggy.

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>>19028644
as long as they're not flat, they're fine

>>19028695
>'promiscuity isn't bad' feminists
yeah..., I think I actually prefer the 'ban all porn' feminists

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>>19028703
Clean it out. It's flithyflithyflithyflithy.

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>>19028722
Ahh Shog. Or some say Shogm. Do you hear our prayers?

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>>19028726
There is no correct choice in choosing between hippies and totalitarians.

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>>19028722
You've mentioned your shoggy before. She's very cute and strange, which is best shog.

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>>19028734
Would you prefer a shoggoth that never blinks, or one that has all of her eyes blink at once?

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, let cupid senpai show you that dex isn't the only build you can use to shoot arrows.
Greatbow love bolt through the heart!....and wall

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>>19028734
Yes, my beautiful Shoggy hears all of my prayers. She is my eight foot totem of love and chaos.
>>19028740
Thank you! She is very cute. She is very strange.
>>19028743
My Shoggy would never blink. Blinking might make her miss something, and there are so many things to clean!

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>>19028743
One with eyes that blink independently of each other.

>>19028750
>spoiler
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

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>>19028755
She can't give love a bad name if she is love.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would be the best to bring along to the beach?

hard mode: no aquatic monstergirls

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>>19028763
A haughty, sexy Bitch type. I got a serious fetish for spoiled bitchy girls looking bored and beautiful while sunbathing at the beach.

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>>19028753
Have you called her a sillyslime before? Post results.

>>19028758
>is love
>can't give herself a bad name
She can if she shoots out my vital organs and tears down my bedroom.

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>>19028763

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>>19028763
Pharaoh. Her in the smallest sling bikini ever, plus the fact that she would order you to oil up her delicious brown and thick body so she can sunbathe. I would say Anubis and Sphinx too, but an Anubis would be too busy building sandcastles and a Sphinx would refuse to go swimming.

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>>19028763
Pharaoh.

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>>19028779
Anon please, her Kyuu Kyuu Love Arrows don't harm flesh, they bring only love!

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>>19028777
This, either with >>19028785 or an Apophis.

Or both and seeing them have a bitch-off over you being their cabana boy.

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>>19028763
Kobolds!

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>>19028763
Anubis. She needs to work on her tan if she doesn't live in Egypt and building sandcastles is always fun.

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>>19028793
>an oiled-up Pharaoh and fresh out of the water Apophis scowling at each other, foreheads and breasts pressed together
>poor read: lucky slave-anon is caught in the middle

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>Dance with me!

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>>19028777
I'm imagining a butthurt vampire who wants to do exactly that and show off her sexy body to all the filthy humans but can't.

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>>19028763
Cupid-sensei, in a small bikini.

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>>19028763
Cow-kouhai, in a small(for her bombing body) bikini.

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>>19028722
>not cuddling with your Shog
Why even live? No place safer than in her appendages.

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>>19028834
A vampire or wight under one of those large beach umbrellas. And sunscreen you need to apply all over her.

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>>19028763
For some reason an Ushi Oni on the beach sounds fun.

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>>19028852
An elegant vampire lady in a giant sunhat and umbrella pouting and blowing bubbles into her drink through a straw is the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028852
>>19028873
>not taking moonlit walks along the beach with your dignified mistress

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>>19028871
Digs a hole a lies in ambush

:3

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>>19028885
Alabaster skin and white hair are at their best under moonlight.

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>>19028763
probably a dorome

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>>19028792
Why not both?
t. Araki

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>>19028763
No canine can resist the allure of the beach, so bring your kiki maid along and watch as her wolf instincts completely overwhelm her maidly composure.

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>>19028793
What is a cabana boy supposed to do anyway?

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>>19028927
Does she wear a victorian swimsuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no chocolate centaur for a mount

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>>19028509
Denial play and bondage are both things. If you don't know the MGE rules you'd also be protecting your very so ul until you've arranged a suitable contract.

>>19028699
[YOU CAME]

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>>19028946
>Riding barebacked
Blue board! Blue board!

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>>19028938
Bringing drinks and applying suntan lotion. You may have to perform mouth to mouth on a lich that stopped breathing too.

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>>19028941
Absolutely. You have to make her leave behind her normal uniform and broom or else she might try sweeping up all the sand out of either habit or compulsion.

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>>19028763
Houri-chan would be so happy to be with her beloved on a beach. She'd probably wear a cute swimsuit with hearts on it.

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>>19028970
>mouth to mouth
>on a lich that stopped breathing
So, forever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028906
Bring out her inner trapdoor spider!

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>>19028980
Hurry up she's turning blue!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully some nerds on the beach!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028999
Kicking down an Anubis' sand castle!

[Anonymous No.]

What would be you and your waifu's favorite things to do on the beach?

Besides sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029011
Don't forget to pull the strings on bikini tops!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028999
>>19029011
>[MGs] won't fall in love with psychopaths and wicked people that think things like ... "causing others misfortune is fun!".
Eternally cursed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029013
Walk around with her and see what interesting stuff we can find. I like collecting shells.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029011
Getting cursed by an Anubis and falling into an Ushi Oni trap!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029018
I guess that rules out 99% of 4chan.

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>>19029013
I suntan and she just runs up and down with the current. What type of bikini would a wendigo wear?

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no mermaid onee-san

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>>19029044
I bet she would end up looking like a more prudish Yeti

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>>19029034
As it should.

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>>19029013
Building sand castles, hitting up food stalls and poking around in tidal pools. Sunbathing has always been way too passive for me.

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>>19029013
All sorts of things anon, my waifu and daughteru and I are all about playing in the sand, jumping over waves, flying kites and running around, or just lying in the sun and relaxing together.

The thought of my Kobolds in their latex swimsuits is always nice as well.

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>>19029044
I tend to think wendigo bathe and swim with their cloak still on. It's nice to think of it clinging tightly to their bodies as they leave the water.

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>>19029086
What if she can turn her coat into her swimsuit, or whatever other kind of clothes she'd want to wear? The clothing would probably retain the general look of her coat though.

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>>19029086
>"Sweetie, really, take your coat off, it'll feel better and you won't be burning up so much!"
>"Haah... haah... no! N-no coat off! Fine, no coat off, awa... aaah..."
>She faceplants from heat exhaustion
>She later wakes up in your arms and smiles before looking around and realizing neither you nor her are wearing the coat
>"AWAWAWA NAKED NAKED NO CO-"
>You silence her with a kiss and patting her bare back, and she relaxes as she feels your bare skin against her
>"aaawa... fine. No coat on beach. Hmm, husband coat now, husband husband husband..."

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>>19029013
I'd surf while she flies around, dragging me throught the skies and waves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028906
>>19028985
Man, I was going to post the ushi in a pile of leaves but for some reason I don't have it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029115
Is she a friendly harpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029115
>waifu parasailing

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine bringing an angel to the beach, and she's a little bothered getting sand in her wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029138
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029086
That would be quite the sight. Especially when she comes flying out of the water because the barbecue is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029130
She's a black dragon who may or may not destroy sand castles.

>>19029134
Imagine how great it would be.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to sandworms at the beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029116
DONT SPIDER
OPEN INSIDE

[Anonymous No.]

Don't use the shower stalls at the beach anons there's a bunch of alps in there

[Anonymous No.]

>bring your Kiki daughterus to the beach
>instead of swimming, they spend most of their time brushing sand off of the blankets and putting together lunch for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029166
I want to bully them by putting sand all over them right after they've cleaned!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029150
They are politely asked to restrain themselves or use the more remote beaches, so as to not rain sand down upon everyone else present.
Fortunately, travel is not an issue for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029143
>Ushi does the same
>It's like Jaws, but the shark can walk on land

>>19029165
Don't worry Anon, I'm going to use the mens' stalls.

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG would like Freddie Freaker?

[Anonymous No.]

I can't imagine what the boardwalk at a monster friendly beach would look like. Little novelty shops and foods stores with the occasional adult store here and there probably. Well maybe more adult stores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029153
Thanks

That's one comfy pile of leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029153
>>19029226
I want to sneak behind her and boop her abdomen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029219
You must be 18+ years old to post on this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029232
>The tail wraps around your hands and you're pulled into the pile

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029220
There'd be a good amount of shops some distance out into the water to encourage men to tread into the shallows.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god can we get a monster girl volleyball scene please. Sweaty competitive monster girls trying to impress their anons with their serving and returninf skills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029248
And the air could be filled with the sounds of sirens and mermaids singing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029280
Sounds super comfy

[Anonymous No.]

Magical girl monster girls!
The fun kind not the other kind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029308
I like this idea a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029308
I still want them to be cakes crammed into costumes what were the right size ten years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw I'd have to marry a runesmith Cyclops, Dwarf, or possibly a tony stark gremlin who can accomplish the same things

I want to go on adventures with weapons and armor I can summon to myself on a whim. I'd unironically be a pretty terrible husband on account of my adventuring ways and needs. Alternatively I'd be a decent husband with a full runebrand body tattoo so she could summon me to and fro from wherever I am.

Honestly you jabronis should be happy to not like adventurin', it's hard to compromise and you always run the risk of Joestarring your family and what not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029220
I want to see scylla salt water taffy, the mino run chili cheese dog stand, the Nereid fish and chips shop, and the obviously crooked Nook boardwalk games that are still fun anyway. Maybe we’ll even take a ride on the Otohime owned Ferris Wheel at the end of the pier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029248
>>19029285
>>19029362
MG Boardwalks sound so comfy
I can almost hear this playing in the background: https://youtube.com/watch?v=mENTJYDSZFA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029332
A pharaoh, a inari, a hakutaku and a ice queen?
Can't think of a 5th member
What'd they call themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029362
>mino run chili cheese dog stand
I didn't know I needed this until now.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029417

[Anonymous No.]

>Being the only single man in a Monster Girl's workout class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ItJV68oYCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029391
What kind of weenie do you want from Mini’s? They have all of the classics!
>Chicago
>Boston
>Sonoran
>New York
>Chilli Cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028484
>SUCCD.com
>Watch amateur Demon Cultists get dominated by Demons from hell!
>These boys are sluts for Girls from hell! And everything from Imps to Demons wants to have their way with them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029018
And yet
> "There are many stories of criminals and brigands who were caught by monstergirls and made into upstanding husbands"
so as usual, KC can't keep a narrative consistent beyond a turn of the page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029379
Id be that guy with the radio playing music to try and set the mood. Maybe hook it up to a automaton and use her like a loud speaker.
https://youtu.be/TgyTYKCDqZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029473
That's because they give people a final chance, so to speak.
If they can turn a person away from those acts, they're good.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuzzy little duckling Harpies with soft yellow wings! Cuddly duckling Harpies in school swimsuits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029473
There's a certain level of inhumanity that even a good rape-and-break cant fix

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029473
It's rehabilitative rape therapy. I'm sure they'd have several books about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029487
That’s when they get rejected. Otherwise, if they’re redeemable, then >>19029493

[Anonymous No.]

What would seagull harpies be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029484
Now I need this, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028509
It's the old "You don't pay the hooker for sex, you pay her to leave afterwards".
The circle isn't so much a prison as it is a means of ensuring you can send her home before she succs you to dead fish / husbando mindbreak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029497
Like vermin that live to harass beachgoers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029473
"Upstanding" as in "pillar-like erection", not as in "pillar of the community"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029462
>One anon tries to summon about twelve demons to do his housework for him.
>He's suddenly face to face with a group of busty Imps, Succubi and Demons laughing seductively.
>He forgot the rune that would keep them in place and make them serve him.
>One of them has a camera
And that's how anon ended up on the highest rated video on SUCC'D.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029497
They like feeding and dick, except for Johanna. She thinks she's too good for everyone else, the smug bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029508
But more cute and friendly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029514
>The older, bustier Demon puts on a pair of glasses and starts quizzing Anon with math questions.
>He has to try and give a correct answer while two Imps lick up and down his shaft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029497
Loud, aggressive and they love fish and chips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029514
>>19029462
What'd be the mge equivalent of the casting couch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029539
A website where anons are given job interviews by shortstack Tanukis.
They're actual job interviews, but to be a Tanuki's secretary you've gotta let her force herself on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029539
Something that looks like a black casting couch at first glance, but then uncoils to reveal itself as a jet black Lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

Just because the sun sets doesn't mean the beach party's over!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029531
>Busty CC Demon teacher with anon's head in her lap making him solve logic puzzles and math problems.
>Meanwhile an Oppai Loli imp is gagging herself on anon's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029554
>get dared to go skinny-dipping the moonlight
Oh gee this'll end well!

[Anonymous No.]

How are wolf and dog girls so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029561
>Anon washes up later on the beach the next morning, covered head to toe in hickeys left by her tentacles.

Well, at least it's more gentle than Sharks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029580
A man's best friend as dictated by ten millennia of cohabitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029588
Man's best friends with benefits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19028837
Jabberwocks are one of my favorite girls, top three in fact, but it'd really be nice if you didn't post pictures of girls with your self-insert. It sort of takes away from the girl. Thanks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029536
>>19029530
>Anon is sitting at a fish restaurant on the balcony over the pier
>Minding his own business and watching the selkies sunbathing
>A genki looking CC seagull lands next to him and eyes him up and down.
>Despite being so big, she’s very thin.
>’Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey Anon! Hey!’
>Her voice is like a squealing croak
>”What is it? What do you want?!”
>’Could I have one of your fries please?’
>”Fine. Take it! I hope your happy!”
>She then envelopes anon in a downy hug and buries her head in his chest
>’You do care! You’re the only one who’s ever hoped I’m happy. I’m so happy...’
>Her voice has dropped and is much softer and smoother
>Anon feels like a jerk for shooing her away.
>Even if it means he has to order another plate for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029588
>ten
More like forty.

>tfw men had dogs 4x as long as they've had the bow and arrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029514
> Succubus strolls into Demon Realm item shop, looking pleased with herself
> "Ooooo, so much stuff to buy! I'll take a new CHA+2 bikini, some fairy powder, an enchanted whip..."
> Tanuki storekeeper rolls her eyes
> "Ffs, you're in here every week like this. Give it up. You're unemployed. Un-em-ployed. As in, no gold! And you know I'm not giving you a tab, not after last t-"
> Fat pouch of coins lands on the counter
> "N-nani?"
> Succubus wears shit-eating grin
> "It just so happens I was summoned by a real-life wizard yesterday. In the literal and figurative sense. Just got back from selling the video AND two jars of virgin semen at the exchange. Pay-daaaaay!"
> Tanuki bites one of the coins experimentally
> "Wizards, huh? I expect the other humans are chewing him out right now."
> Succubus shakes her head, points out the shop window
> Anon's stood outside, demon silver collar around his neck, holding 3 full shopping bags of her lingere and looking rather the worse for wear
> "You think I'm gonna just leave my golden goose behind? Nah, girl, I'm gonna him a porn~star! Already got "Poor Little Wizard" 1-4 planned out!"
> "Incidentally, how much for those shotafication cookies?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029599
The best kind of friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029617
Okay I like this but those cookies sound ominous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029600
>complaining about the person responsible for almost all Wock art posting art with them together

Also judging by the filename, and the watermark, that's most likely not actually Wockfag posting it. He's posted it several places without the watermark and a different file name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029625
Don't worry, they're temporary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029617
>I'm gonna him a porn~star
What?

I'm probably in the minority, but this doesn't sound desirable at all. Sure it's Succ sex, but at what cost?

[Anonymous No.]

>1273 posts
For a moment I thought a new girl had been released, shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029636
Nope, just a nice walk down the boardwalk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029625
I think we've gone past ominous and into "this is the fate you chose" territory.

>>19029634
The only good thing is that with MGE succs this wouldn't actually happen unless he was into it. Can't say I'd like to find myself in the situation, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029634
What's wrong with being a pornstar then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029634
"make", shit.

> I'm probably in the minority, but this doesn't sound desirable at all. Sure it's Succ sex, but at what cost?
I thought the pre-retcon Black Harpy thing where they'd pimp you out to their friends and family was the hottest shit ever, so maybe I'm just a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029653
>so maybe I'm just a whore
Yes you are and you know you love it. Why fight it? I know I'd love being objectified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029634
Camwhore is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029605
Citation?
Not because I disbelieve you but because prehistoric doggos are hella interesting and [I would like to know more]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029670
What's the difference, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029678
You can look up the history of animal domestication in general. Spears and atlatl are super old but most domestic animals predate the bow by a good bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029678
I don't know where that anon gets 40,000 from, that's way further back than anything I've ever heard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029686
You're your own boss, kinda
You're just playing the stripper and masturbating, you can still save yourself for marriage
Unless you're a top tier camwhore you won't be a recognised as a porn actor

[Anonymous No.]

Live a little, pal. You can pamper yourself sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029726
Whoa rare Beelz art. Don't worry, I never forgot about you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029726
When I want to pamper myself I go hang out with that titania down the street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029726
I think I'd be morbidly curious what that bug abdomen part of her feels like.

Why pamper yourself when you and your wife can pamper eachother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029726
>>19029769
All that junkfood. What a sloppy creature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029798
I'd get filthy with a cute Beelz. We can lick chocolate off each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Pick your guardian angel, straight from heaven and approved by God.
Don't mind the horns and black wings. Also lewding her is allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029699
> retire from the camwhore scene when you decide it's time to act responsible and find yourself a nice childbearing-hips waifu
> go on date with qt monoeye
> her lack of depth perception means she sees you in 2D even IRL
> back home, you're gettin' it on
> confronted with your boxers, she suddenly yells "I recognise that bulge!"
> slaps you for being a slutty perverted exhibitionist and leaves, forcing you to spend the night alone thinking how actions have consequences
Have to exclusively date gazers instead, they're the only ones whose octazillion-focal visual field can't match you to the 2D pixels they and the whole city used to sploosh to in their teenage years

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029828
>One looks markedly uncomfortable
>The other has cat ears
There's one of the easiest decisions I had to make today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029838
The uncomfortable one, because lewding a tsun is kino?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029845
The catgirl, because sensually battling for dominance and having your back scratched is patrician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029838
She's a dirty quad-ear though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029856
That just means twice as many sensitive flesh flaps to nibble on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029856
Never stopped me.

[Anonymous No.]

good night

don't forget to kiss your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029922
Don't forget to shitpost about your wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029922
Haha, yeah. T-totally.

[Anonymous No.]

You can make the cold armour warm
Just wear it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029938
But it's summer, I want it to keep me cool.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you cook bacon on hotdog abs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029999
If Hot Shots 2 taught me anything it's that yes you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029999
Yes, but you have to stop her from eating it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030004
Little
Sizzling
Belly!

[Anonymous No.]

Uh-oh! Your daughteru watched Cobra Kai and now she wants to start doing karate!
How does her species effect her setting out on the path of NO MERCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030015
I wanna treat her to breakfast in bed with food fresh from her abs.

And then I'll lick the bacon grease off her afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030047
I'm now imagining that scene from Kungfu Panda with the dumpling and chopsticks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029602

[Anonymous No.]

>>19027232
>could easily fuck you within an inch if your life if she wanted to
>enjoys being spoiled too much to bother

[Anonymous No.]

Whats better?
A natural born succubus or a willingly corrupted one?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to surprise a minotaur by being strong enough to lift her

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to be surprised by a mintoaur by being slammed to the ground violently out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030393
A nun unwillingly corrupted into one.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to surprise a minotaur by being able to outrun her while wearing red

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to surprise /jp/ by telling them that they are valid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030393
The latter. A succubus is expected to be lewd, but a woman turning herself into one is another thing altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030405
>>19030427
>>19030436
You people need to go participate in The Running of the Minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030083
How cute. I'd feed her as much as she wants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030405
Sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030405
>Lift up a tiny, shortstack Minotaur.
>'Wow! You're strong!'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030083
Gonna make an entire colony of dependent seagull harpies with zero regrets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030531
HHNNG

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030531
Not the small one!
Her 6'1 BEEFY mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030531
She's getting hugged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030593
I'd like to lift up my waifu in one hand the my daughteru on the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029389
A Ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19030721
Cute rain snakes!

[Anonymous No.]

Lovely loli kitsune wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031025
>loli
Come now, thousand year old Ara ara foxes the best kitsune wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031069
ara ara loli kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031069
Thousand year old, flat chested fox lolis who try their best have the highest appeal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031073
that's not how that works
>>19031076
can't top a mature fox who's body is built for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031025
Give me an overly busty oppai loli!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031025
>loli
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031086
Oppai lolis are abominations worse than Kikimoras

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031025
senko-san has you covered

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031093
She's a very cute furball

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031088
They are cute, smug wives that are big where it counts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031088
What's wrong with kikimoras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031120
I don’t know but I want a shortstack kiki with extra stack

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031120
They're really sinister and I feel they're plotting lewd things behind my back

[Anonymous No.]

>>19029653
>the pre-retcon Black Harpy thing where they'd pimp you out to their friends and family
I don't see anything of the sort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031082
No, those are the ones you have to top. Mount her and thrust away with youthful abandon to prove that her body is still desirable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031025

[Anonymous No.]

Ghouls are the best maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031150
how mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031213
Don't cry little one. Accept a peace offering from me.

[Anonymous No.]

>19031176
Imagine having such a hollow existence that you spend a year or more spamming images in a thread you dislike.
Imagine doing it for 12+ hours a day, every single day.
It's pitiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031213
You didn't deny the plotting, miss maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031088
Go away shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031215
hang on, I remember that picture...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031150
Your paranoia is unfounded. Kikimoras only have chaste thoughts of her employer. She would respect your privacy, and be fine if you insisted you could dress yourself. Their relationship with you is completely professional, and they wouldn't have thoughts about how master is so handsome and sweet but he's a damn prude that should do something about the aching between her legs. You could hire one and never lay a finger on her, and she would be fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031219
I just like loli foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031252
You know the funny thing is, ever since I hired a Kikimora I never seem to get morning wood anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031245
What could you possibly mean? This is merely a simple token of my contrition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031269
Enjoy dying alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031269
CEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031273
>>19031280
Calm down, I'm sure nothing bad will come of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031294
>even if you have to lick it off
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031265
You're being sucked dry while you're sleeping. You should NOT trust Kikis

[Anonymous No.]

Lolifoxes are for hardcore anal rape!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031312
Is that supposed to be bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031312
what are you talking about? she's totally trustworthy call the police

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031412
No.

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031393
incorrect, they are for tender loving

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031547
Around foxes, cover your crotches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031547
Why is this fox wearing rubber gloves and stockings?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031393
Excuse me, what was that you just said?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031560
I dunno, she probably thinks it looks nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031560
She's a lewd slut anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031556
This art has potential, but there's still something tumblresque about it. Maybe if she didn't have the big lipstick and the mascara?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031531
ALIVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031531
>wooooooow why are there no posts at 9 AM on a weekday

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031560
She's actually an electrician and was dealing with some live wires. Those gloves and socks are to protect her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031560
She doesn't wear pantsu either

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031459
Hahaha yes Kikimora are pure innocent maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031560
Because it's super sexy to wear clothes like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031607
Why can’t people just be open with their feelings? It would save so much trouble, especially in the case of Kiki’s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031547
Senko-san needs to get tips from Shiro and wear really lewd clothes.

It'd be refreshing for her husband to come home to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031617
>t. KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031631
So what anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031561
Ignore crazy ramblings, lolifoxes are for slow consensual stuffing of either hole.

[Anonymous No.]

If your maid controls your life are you still the master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031678
Little girls who wear swimsuits like these belong in jail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031686
They belong in my bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031684
No and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031678
Which is the most erogenous part of her body? The ears, tail, base of the tail, or her most special place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031696
Is your bedroom a jail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031684
If your phone calendar tells you when meetings are, your map tells you how to drive, your alarm tells you when to go to bed and when to wake up, and your social network tells you how to feel, are you still the master of your own life?

Would you rather take recommendations from a machine, or from another living being? Automation maids are living beings for the sake of this argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031686
Why lock them up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031726
Because being that lewd is a crime, especially fora little girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031775
I'm going to fuck that loli foxgirl!

I'll rub her belly afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031719
There are handcuffs there if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

Loli foxes are for anal.
Maids are for anal.
Are loli fox maids for double anal or does it cancel out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031709
Anus

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031312
>>19031412
>>19031459
The only bad thing here is that she did it while you're asleep. I'd be pissed if I found out my meido was sucking me off while sleeping. She should be sucking you off while you're awake and can enjoy it more

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031808
I want to tongue it

[Anonymous No.]

I want a lich to speak extremely lewdly and dirty to me, all in her dead pan voice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031795
They'd just have a 4x weakness to anal anon, haven't you ever played pokemon?

[Anonymous No.]

She saw your ___.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031852
Extensive library

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031870

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031848
So a loli fox maid cums from just insertion? Poor girl will need a lot of training.

>>19031852
Neatly folded laundry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031875
Just imagine a freckled succubus sneaking into your house and chasing you into a corner, only to notice your collection of tabletop gaming books and geek out over them, shedding every inch of sexuality she'd been presenting in favor of becoming an avatar of adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031852
FAT COCK!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031875
Isn’t he from that game where all the sex scenes are disabled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031921
No, he's from the game where all the girls are disabled. And if the protag isn't careful he'll hnnng himself to death because of his bad heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031921
What game are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031709
There's no reason to expect something different than normal, so vagina and anus probably. What a helpful coincidence that those are tight holes you can put your most erogenous zone into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031921
I see what you did there. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031852
handmade plushie

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031852
Undying love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031921
Cheeky cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031809
That's embarrassing for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Since I've become dangerously close to reading all of the greens in the pastebin once again there is nothing in my life that keeps me from feeling like a shallow husk of a man. What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032082
start making your own

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031832
She could tell you about the lewdest stuff that carters directly to your strongest fetishes but with that dead pan voice you'd be all soft down there.
Meanwhile a Wight could whisper random numbers in your ear and you'd have a raging hard on that's already leaking precum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032103
Lies and slander!
A lich dirty talking is the best thing ever!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032082
Make a story combining a favorite part from every single story you read into one big story featuring your favorite monstergirl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032124
That.......is not very ethical is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032124
So... anonymoose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032120
The dead pan voice and lifeless tone simply cannot cause arousal.
Even an Automaton reading lines of command in her robotic voice is more sensual than a Lich trying her best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031832
Gonna prone bone the mistress lich while she is reading her books undisturbed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032140
Deadpan moans as she’s getting the D is best

[Anonymous No.]

How would a monster girl, especially a momster, react to waking up with a big load of anon's semen on her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032170
She instantly wakes up with a crazy and scary expression on her face. You fell into her trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032134
If you don’t try to pass it off as your own and explain what it is, I don’t see why not? It’s like a remix. Just include your set list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032191
Not all monster girls are yanderes. This would only happen if you came onto a snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19031556
I'm still waiting on the continuation for this pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032199
>I cum on snek she hiss at benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032241
no cum on snek!

[Anonymous No.]

I need a loving Kitsune to offer me tea, a spot under the Kotatsu, and one of her tails as a lap pillow.

Then she’d tell me I don’t have to take any test today (she had it canceled) and that I should lay down and rest instead.

How do I acquire a loving Kitsune to make me feel safe and cared for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032242
do cum in snek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032262
being a respectable and selfless person would probably be a good start. you'd probably have to visit the shrine often as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032262
Join the Sakura Empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032334
Sucks that a majority of the fan art has her with literal balloons for tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032350
Seems pretty accurate to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032262
Learn how to make fried tofu from scratch. This knowledge alone will make any kitsune see you as ‘husband material’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032360
It's understandable when they're propped up by her bra/swimsuit, not so much when shes naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032262
So you want a slightly older Kitsune who has a strong influence and can have you pass any class you want with just a phone-call?
You better take good care of her tails to pay her back.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitsunes aren't even the best MG Animals. Degenerate hussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032334
>>19032350
>>19032360
How come she is so much superior than her white counterpart?
https://twitter.com/shirorokitsune/status/995242758578171904

>>19032384
Rabbits have a long history of being useless at everything except for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

Daily reminder that two legs bad, four legs good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032397
Two men enters
One man leaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032391
Must be the yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032308
I’m not perfect, but I am a pretty good person who regularly helps others! There isn’t a shrine near me to visit, but if I find one I’ll go with tofu and donation money.

>>19032334
Will she pet my head and use her tails to cocoon me in warmth? Those are vital.

>>19032365
What other skills should I master? Tail brushing?

>>19032368
I want a loving and wise older Kitsune who will see me for who I am and still feel proud to be my wife.

And sometimes cancel my classes so I can keep a healthy sleep schedule and spend more time wrapped in her tails.

[Anonymous No.]

We're on the verge of being archived. If you've got a confession to make, better do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032423
I hope she doesn't mind that I've been touching other fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032446
I want my mg wife to both fatten me up and make my dick huge
No raegrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032446
I sometimes imagine my Waifu arriving in this world too late. I already killed myself.

I like the more powerful girls because I was abused as a kid and want someone who can and will protect me from anyone, full stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032446
I want to inject a loli monstergirl with so many aphrodisiacs that her clit swells up to the size of my pinky. Then I want to give her hours of clit torture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032446
If I was in MGE's world I would work hard to awaken the Demons of Chaos and usher a new era of lewd wars.
Chtulhu-chan > Demon Lord

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032446
Finally getting around to reading 'At the Mountains of Madness'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19032475
>happy Shoggy noises

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>>19032446
I love meaty monsters of varying species and MEAT levels

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>>19032446
I want to be treated like absolute garbage by a minotaur

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>>19032446
I want to be punched in the face repeatedly by a Rata's soft tail.
I want to be suffocated by a CC MGs huge ass

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You know a better outcome would be if the current chief God got overthrown and replaced by another God with a more fight fire with fire approach toward the DL (eros possibly?) leading to a sexual arms race.

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>>19032446
If this anon succeeded >>19032469 I'd work to purge all the new male monsters

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The things I do for love...

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>>19032446
I harbor impure desires for a nun's big meaty titties.

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>>19032446
I’d like to role play being completely broken by pussy with a loving wife who would never really do that.

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>>19032497
How could you outsex a literal sex demon?

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>>19032516
>impure
But it's totally natural.

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>>19032469
"Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow."-Assassins Redoubt, Final Transmission.

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>>19032527
By being a literal sex god.

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>>19032541
But humans aren't sex demons.

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>>19032527
You put your hands in the air, and you jump off the ground
And then you take that funky butt and shake it all around
And lightly jog in place etc etc.

It’s easy!

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>>19029726
>>19029769
All I can ever think of with Beelzebub is that one DIRTY BOY, DIRTY BOY scene from Futurama.

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>>19032530
And encouraged by the gods themselves (excluding the Chief God, but who likes that frigid woman anyway?). Those desires are not only natural, but holy. Praise God.

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>>19032523
Whenever I think back to all the mindbreak, drug addiction and moral degeneration doujins I used to read I get these fantasies of having monsters girls do that to me.
I wouldn't mind being a broken addicted mess of a living cum pump if I was happy and had monster girls to take care of me.

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>>19032568
Good taste anon

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>>19032446
I wish I could write more but the main fetish I really want to write about is girl to monster transformation.

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>>19032544
Oh child.

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>>19032644
But we're talking about succubi, who are walking sex.

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Are chuuni foxes a valid option?

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This is your boss for today.

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>>19032678
>she will never kick you in the nuts
why live

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>>19032678
Will she let me shitpost and play runescape at work like my current boss does?

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>>19032683
Go away Space Jin.

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>>19032666
yes

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>>19032678
I’m okay with this. But I’m a student, so I don’t have a job.

Can I request a Lich professor with a fat ass who uses me as a chair?

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>>19032693
I won't leave for having patrician taste

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>>19032631
That's my fetish. Well, one of many. Er, you do mean girl to monster girl, right?

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finally /jp/ moves slow again so i dont comeback from work to an archived thread

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>>19032702
>CBT
>patrician

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>>19032720
Yes
Cbt is god tier

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>>19032368
Loli version better

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>>19032726
Weak

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>>19032717
Cute daughter deserves ear scritches

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What kind of things would a Nightmare say to her obviously tired husband if he refuses to sleep?

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>>19032678
>succubus boss demands you work overtime
>you dont even do anything but shitpost on the internet
>she just does it so she can fuck you without coworkers ruining everything

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>>19032728
The weak one is the one who can't handle cbt

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>>19032726
I bet harming a man's genitals in any way would be a capital offense in an MG-run society.

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>>19032747
What an unjust society