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Okay, I'm in the church after getting my ass ruined by Gilgamesh. 1) Go down the stairs. DEAD END. 2) Run back home. DEAD END.
What the hell am I doing wrong? I saved at several earlier choices, but they were so long ago and don't seem like they'd have any real affect.
*Tiger Dojo choice*
OH SHI-
God dammit. That was a huge-ass waste of 28+ hours. All I did was ask about the secret move instead of her past. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Off to Gamefaqs to see exactly where I fucked up (everywhere).

>> No.1899729

You're using the English patch right? It comes with a flowchart. Read it.

>> No.1899751

>>1899729

No, it doesn't. And is /jp/ the only board so full of underage b& retards that you don't know how to use sage?

>> No.1899769

>>1899751
Ahaha no, /jp/ is the only board using sage correctly.

Sage because my post is not relevant to the main topic.

>> No.1899774

God, you were retarded enough not to install that with everything else?

What's even stupider than that is not knowing the built-in chapter skip function.

>> No.1899777

>>1899751
Yes it does, or at least mine did (v3.2). I'm also aware of the function and common usage of sage, it's used to post without bumping shitty threads like this

>> No.1899778

>>1899751
He probably didn't think it was worth bumping your thread to respond with his remark - hence the sage. Just like I'm doing now.

>> No.1899784

>>1899729
>>1899769
>>1899774
>>1899777
>>1899778
sage for proper use of sage

>> No.1899787

haha, op's frustration is well deserved

>> No.1899795

>>1899774
See
>>1899777

And yes, I used the chapter skip function. I never said I didn't, you stupid piece of shit.

>> No.1899805

>>1899787

Thanks for proving that you're all just 13 year old virgins.

>> No.1899813

>>1899751
What the fuck do you think sage is for? It's not for posting "SAGE'ING SHITTY THREAD" because that doesn't fucking do anything

>> No.1899814

>>1899805
Aww. Projecting. Isn't that cute?

>> No.1899817

>>1899805

Being a virgin at 13 is abnormal nowadays?

I have to get with the times...

>> No.1899833

>>1899814
>NO U

lol

>> No.1899838

>All I did was ask about the secret move instead of her past

get moar saiba points

Don't hide in the bed at Ilya's and don't ask about secret moves

>> No.1899853

>>1899838

But all that makes her do is think you're an idiot, not hate you so much she wants to kill you. The only reason why I asked her about the secret move is because I restarted to see what the 3rd option would do and thought "meh, it doesn't really matter anyways. Stupid answers won't get me killed".

>> No.1899860

You could have, you know, fix your errors by yourself, instead of making a thread. I don't really know what you were expecting when you made this thread.

>> No.1899862

>>1899853
You have to raise your worth enough to make her choose Shirou over the grail. Acting like an idiot doesn't raise her opinion of you, bro.

>> No.1899865

>>1899713
congratulations op you got the hardest bad end, also you should read the tiger dojo

>> No.1899870

>>1899862

So I have to make Shirou act like an endearing idiot instead of an insufferable idiot like he usually is?

>> No.1899879

>I don't really know what you were expecting when you made this thread.
Welcome to 4chan

>You have to raise your worth enough to make her choose Shirou over the grail
I thought that "bad end" was pretty weird because she holds herself back because she discards the memories of her past. I don't see how being in love with Shirou would make his heroic Mary Sue-ing any more important.

>> No.1899878

>>1899870
That's a great way to put it.

>> No.1899891

>>1899865
The hardest end is to spend the whole game pissing off Saber, which I imagine means she just kills you the second Kotomine wants to give her the grail. And according to the FAQ, it must be incredibly hard to get the proper ending. Who the hell decides to talk to Tohsaka on the roof instead of explaining the living situation to mai waifu?

>> No.1899894

This game sucked hard only because there was no graphic Ilya rape scene.

>> No.1899901

>>1899894

That's what doujins are for.

>> No.1899912

>>1899879
>Mary Sue-ing

/b/ too lonely right now?

>> No.1899922

>>1899912
I wish I could argue the finer points with you, but even trying to deny that Shirou was a big fat Mary Sue is retarded.

>> No.1899929

>>1899922
Mary Sue is an ED meme, buddy.

>> No.1899940

>>1899929
What does ED have to do with Mary Sue?

>> No.1899947

Which is worse, misusing the term Mary Sue, using the term in the first place, or thinking it's a meme from ED? /jp/ is slowly turning into something really terrible.

>> No.1899948

>>1899940
Mary Sue is what you call a woman who is unsatisfied by her husband's Erectile Dysfunction.

>> No.1899971

>/jp/ is slowly turning into something really terrible.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>> No.1899975

>>1899947

Both of you are cancers of /jp/. Take your childish arguments to gaia

>> No.1899979

>>1899975

I'm sorry, we'll resume jerking off over shit that has nothing to do with japanese culture~desu

>> No.1900005

In a bizarre, relevant to the topic moment, if you're actually trying to endear yourself to Saber, it's almost impossible not to pass the SaberPoint>=5 check in the church basement.

Try not making Shirou be a douchebag 24/7.

>> No.1900014

Install the fucking flowchart, jesuschrist.

>> No.1900042

OP here. Why are you faggots still dragging out this thread?

>>1900005
Thanks, but that's not quite what needs to be done. Apparently you have to be a douchebag to everyone else. And do retarded random shit at the beginning, although I'm not sure if that just affects the UBW options.

>> No.1900082

http://rapidshare.com/files/181977275/Flowchart.pdf.html

>> No.1900097

>>1900014

I always feel that flowcharts kill VNs for me, it's like having a clockwork waifu and falling in love with her only to see her cogs and wheels and have it revealed how terribly mechanical her heart really is.

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1900115

>>1900097

What if I'm into that, though?

>> No.1900117

>>1900097
Except a clockwork waifu would of been better, your VN waifu is just pictures and dialogues scripted in a computer software.

>> No.1900122

>>1900117
>would of
underage b&

>> No.1902276

>>1900097
But when you're such a faggot as OP, you need them.

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