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Beware the Fair Folk.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.18986205

Maids are olev

>> No.18986207

Maids are love.
Evol!

>> No.18986213
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18986213

Got no obligations today or tomorrow, what should I write?

>> No.18986230

>>18986213
Something about Mimics

>> No.18986240

Nureonagos are the best maid species and you can not prove otherwise.

>> No.18986244
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>>18986230

>> No.18986246

>>18986240
Housewife is distinct from maid.

>> No.18986254

>>18986246
And they're the best at both!

>> No.18986258

>>18986244
Super cute. Would swim in her vault of treasure with her.
I really want to live in a Mimics pocket dimension.

>> No.18986260

>>18986244
That's a super attractive babe of a mimic. I want her to slobber me up.

>> No.18986267

>>18986258
How big is that again?

>> No.18986274

>>18986167
>Echidna devises a brutal dungeon
>Massive, spiraling maze
>Death traps everywhere
>Tons of horny girls roaming the passages
>In centuries, no man has ever reached the inner sanctum
>Insane difficulty is not to ensure she gets her ideal man
>She just horribly shy and horrible at talking to men
>After all, who would want an old snake like her?

>> No.18986276

>>18986258
>>18986260
>"Hhhehh hehh, Shhhucks, you want the grand tour? Sssshtep into my chest then! Aheh, ah, the one I'm shtandin in, not these babies~"
>She playfully jiggles her boobs before diving into her pocket dimension, a hand poking out beckoning you to follow
What's it look like inside?

>> No.18986290

>>18986198
NEVER TRUST MOTHS

>> No.18986300
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Anons, I just want to take a brief moment of your time to remind you all that your waifu loves you very much. I would like you all to take a brief moment and reflect on that, and consider what that means. Somewhere there is a monster girl who, despite never having seen you face to face, gazes at you with adoration. A woman who has never spoken with you, and yet knows nearly everything about you. What makes you happy or sad, your greatest accomplishments, and even your most closely guarded secrets. In spite of, or perhaps because of this intimate knowledge, she does not shun or look upon you with disgust as you might expect from others, but rather embraces these facts as a part of you, and loves you all the same. She cheers for you, and always believes in you, even if you don't always have the strength to believe in yourself. I hope all of you realize that you will always occupy a special place in your waifus heart, just as she has a special place in yours. Many an hour of her day are spent dreaming of the blissful life you two would live together, and one of her greatest pains is that this love alone has not been enough to bring the two of you together. I urge all of you not to take sorrow in that fact, but rather look toward the future. For one day, if the fates are kind, we will see those glorious portals open, and we will all be united with our waifus. And for those who do not live to see that blessed day, I pray that they find the comfort with their waifu that was denied to them in life. Please remember this when the life you live away from your waifu has you down. For pain and hardships are temporary, but love is eternal. And your waifu will always love you.

Also she probably gives really good succ.

>> No.18986302

>>18986290
So fluffy though.

>> No.18986317

>>18986300
I want to take my waifu out of the medieval fantasy setting and reboot her in a space opera.

>> No.18986319
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>>18986302
Pofu pofu.

>> No.18986327

>>18986267
>>18986276
It's not specified, but I always imagined it looked like the interior of an exotic tent, draped with fine silks and luxurious cushions. Bowls and chests of various riches would be spilled out over the area, and a large table with a spectacular feast in the center. There would be a fireplace by a collection of exotic furs carpeting the ground, the perfect place to make love to the keeper of these riches. Somewhere within lies a hidden vault that could contain a whole Dragons horde.

>> No.18986330

>>18986327
>be Dragon
>move inside a Mimic for extra security
Fascinating.

>> No.18986345

>>18986327
>"My, what a fascinating and beautiful collection you have!"
>"Heh, thanks shweety. Now how's about the treasure, heh heh heh!"
>"Yes, that looks nice as well. Not nearly as exotic as you though."
>She gulps off guard as her not-normally used knees go weak
>"H-hey, knock it off casanova-"
>"Maybe we should add to this fine collection. I could give you a treasure you've never had before..."
>Gulping and sweating mimic intensifies

>> No.18986364

>>18986330
>Hides the Mimic in a decoy horde
>Hires a Gryphon to guard the Mimic.
>>18986345
Cute Mimic is getting impregnated.
Tangentially related, but I wonder how many Mimics deep you could go, If you started putting Mimics inside Mimics?

>> No.18986375

>>18986364
Let's put the decoy hoard inside >>18986274
this dungeon just to be safe.

>> No.18986396

>>18986375
>Dragon takes job being a part of shy CC Echidna's dungeon
>Brings a horde to hide in there
>Brings the Mimic as part of the horde
>The Dragon is a shy and afraid to talk to guys kinda girl, as is the CC Echidna
>The mimic is a breezy and chatty gal though who has no problem talking to guys
>When the first adventurer finally stumbles across her shes ecstatic to finally meet someone who isn't a 'silly old hag in denial'

>> No.18986403

>>18986396
Stop using the word horde, it's not fucking funny.

>> No.18986411

>>18986375
That Dragon is pretty intense about security. She must have something very valuable in her HORDE
>>18986403
Literally a second guy who's not me.

>> No.18986416
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>>18986411
YAMERO

>> No.18986418
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>>18986396
>>18986411
>the Dragon walks into a room with adventurers
>the horde of P'Orc girls squeal Smaug! Smaug! Smaug! while blowing horns menacingly
>the Dragon is blushing and stammering too hard to make a coherent speech

>> No.18986438

>>18986418
>"Smaug! Smaug! Smaug!"
>"W-wait, that's not my..."
Aww.

>> No.18986444
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18986444

took a look at the Mimics profile
>What seems no more complex than a rapist hiding in a box in fact disguises various substantial practical problems about ergonomics and locomotion, leading Wandering Scholar to propose that mimics have powerful illusion, teleportation, and pocket-dimension-hopping abilities.
They are pretty interesting creatures. Theoretically you could use them to travel while relaxing inside them.

>> No.18986452

>>18986444
Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, huh.

>> No.18986460

>>18986444
>Dainty, pink-frilly-panties Mimic is your gf and transportation service
>"Actually, Its a common misconception that we only have one chest! I'm linked to about 25 myself all across the continent!"
>"Here, I'll show you!"
>Head inside her and relax for a bit while she hums and kicks her feet
>"Ah, we're here!"
>Walk out on the complete opposite coast of the country- in some Tanuki's market stall
>"Waaah! Hey, who took me while I was away? This is theft! I'll be contacting a l-legal counsel! Cmon anon, lets find a place to put me away from greedy hands!"
>Tanuki is dumbfounded as you step out of the chest and carry it, girl within and all, out of her shop
>"...I gotta lay off the Keseran puff..."

>> No.18986465

>>18986460
This sounds like a wonderful idea. Fast travel finally makes sense.

>> No.18986470

>>18986465
Even cuter if she sits in your lap or cuddles with you during the 'transport', and at times you realize its taking longer than usual and that you're actually probably at your destination but she just wants to extend the moment with you.

>> No.18986478

Where did the whole “Anubis and Lego” meme come from?

>> No.18986479

>>18986452
I understood that reference. I've never even seen Doctor Who.
>>18986460
I'm sure It won't be the last time her chests wind up in weird places. I can already see a Mimic stumbling out of a dusty old closet, or pounding on the lid of a chest that somebody stacked other goods on.

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Beware of sneks!

>> No.18986484

>>18986478
Legos are a good toy for people who like designing buildings. Anubi like designing buildings. Match made in heaven honestly.

>> No.18986485

>>18986478
Pyramids kind of look like they're made out of Legos.
>>18986479
And you've missed absolutely nothing. Don't bother watching any of it.

>> No.18986491

>>18986479
>Try and gingerly tell her maybe it would be better if she didn't try and make her chests look so expensive and nice and more people will leave them alone
>"Waah! No no no Anon! You can't just tell a girl she can't make her chests pretty! It's how I express myself!"

>> No.18986527

>>18986491
She's very persuasive. If that's the case then we are just going to have to travel the country and collect all of her chests. The we'll get a Gremlin to tag them, and we'll redistribute them back into official Monstergirl dungeons.

>> No.18986531

>>18986527
And now we have a whole epic adventure lined up here.

>> No.18986552

>>18986491
>>18986527
Not to mention decorating your mimic's chests with her would be a fun and endearing activity

>> No.18986582

>>18986531
Would be a fun one. Sort of a reverse-quest, where you start with all of the loot, and have to put it back for other people to find.
Adventurers these days just don't appreciate the effort that monsters take to make these quests rewarding.
>>18986552
She would probably be an expert at crafting polishing gems and crafting chests. I would hope she doesn't find the tacky decals I've been unceremoniously slapping on the undersides of them.

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CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

>> No.18986662
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>>18986626
I have something for this

>> No.18986703

>>18986662
Haven't read this since the Jiang-shi appeared, have they revealed Doppel as being Nyarlathotep yet?

>> No.18987017
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18987017

Why does everyone hate lilim?

>> No.18987063

>>18986198
Yoshida's fairies are the best.

>> No.18987064

>>18987017
Jealousy.

>> No.18987091

>>18987017
they are typical Mary Sue materials

>> No.18987098

>>18987017
Because they end up being one of the few topics anyone who makes them ever talk about.

>> No.18987099
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18987099

>Gyaruu~n

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18987105

According to Digimon World you can grow Stretchy Anime Meat in farms. Would meat-farming be an occupation you'd enjoy?

>> No.18987145

>>18987017
I just don't like hearing about them, and most all of the people who have them aren't exactly pleasant to speak to either.

>> No.18987156

>>18987105
I guess. Though I would need to pick up fighting to keep the werewolves, goblins and orc groups away from my meat.

>> No.18987165

>>18987156
Get yourself some Elves to guard the place. Elves are vegetarian.

>> No.18987177

>>18987165
>Elves are vegetarian
So those hunting skills are just for sport?

>> No.18987185

>>18987177
They hunt only the most dangerous game.

>> No.18987192

>Have a fetish for mythology
>But 3dpd Godesses created by 3dpd humans are all whores
I mean seriously, Aphrodite is a whore. Freya got dp'd by dwarves for some jewellery.

>> No.18987202
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>>18987192
Just worship Athena and deal with it.

>> No.18987207

>>18987202
>put up a bust of Pallas above my chamber door
>that fucking Crow Tengu decides to perch and sit above the bust of Pallas above my chamber door, perch and sit and then nothing more

>> No.18987222

>>18987165
I guess hiring elf twins to do some work would help out a lot, though I'd still pick up some fighting so I could get good and do the work myself when needed.
Though around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.18987228

>>18987202
>>18987192

>Centaurs worshipping Athena
>Lamias and Witches worshipping Hecate
>Succubi don't really worship Aphrodite and she's kind of obnoxious but for the sake of beauty blessings they're required to take her clubbing

>> No.18987273

>>18987228
What kind of way is aphrodite obnoxious? Is she overbearing, or just a jealous cc? Does she drink too much?

>> No.18987277

>>18987273
Vanity.

>> No.18987293
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>>18987228
>P'orcs worshiping my dick

>> No.18987320

I want monster girls with huge breasts to run a dairy of.

>> No.18987337

>>18987228
>Succubi trying to convince Aphrodite why her serious and hard working blacksmith husband is cute and sexy, trying to convince her of the happiness she can find within him, telling her to stop slutting it up with other men and be a good wife
Endearing.

>> No.18987365

>>18987228
I still like the idea of Ares being a dork who announces the start of fights like a Soul Calibur announcer.

>> No.18987381

>>18987098
Thats only true for losenis.
Beast talks about all kinds of shit regarding combat monsters, his writing and fighting games
ELH dosen't really care anymore
Chowder and the other are into other shit now

>> No.18987386

>>18987337
>>18987365
Thanks to mamono mana, all the gods are women, probably. I dunno about hephaeustus actually. Is he/she/they even around?

>> No.18987391

>>18987381
We don't talk about ELH anymore, we've moved past that train wreck. Focus on the road ahead.

>> No.18987394

>>18987386
Probably a woman, considering the other gods are women.

>> No.18987401

>>18987394
So I guess that means aphrodite is just one big sad sack of a CC. No more dick in the heavens. Wasn't Eros her son?

>> No.18987408

>>18987401
Yes, so she's probably the biggest of breasted CCs that is CRAVING the dick of whomever can make it up that mountain

>> No.18987420

>>18987381
Come to think of it, I haven't seen beast posting as much lately.

>> No.18987431

>>18987420
If somebody brings up salamanders, hakutakus in a non sexual way, corruption or "being manly" when confronting monsters, its probably him.

In fact posting Selene's one image and the flagmander are the only times I'm sure its not him.

>> No.18987452

>>18987431
I honestly don't think monstergirls are for Beast.
He treats everything like its shonen, his Lilim is little to do with sexuality outside of her bloodline, and he's more concerned with telling a story over the story being about monster girls.
He's more /tg at this rate.

>> No.18987457

I want to help my tomboy monster girl friend build muscle!
Cupids can build muscle right?

>> No.18987470
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Don't be afraid of the armour
It only wants you to be in her

>> No.18987491

>>18987452
He isn't /tg/ nobody ever makes several rapid and unnecessary 40k references in his stories.

>> No.18987536

>>18987470
kinda hard to sleep with all these metal around to be honest

>> No.18987552

>>18987470
Will she able to protect me against handgun and rifle rounds?

>> No.18987576

>>18987452
If Beast was /tg scalebound would be bloody, Selene would be a warmongering bitch and his roulette would actually have an invasion going on with people trying to track down the wizard before it's too late.

>> No.18987633

>>18987552
BF1 says yes

Also Fallout

>> No.18987655

>>18987470
>>18987633
T-51b Living Armor?

>> No.18987670

>>18987431
Dude I bring up Salamanders all the time and I'm not Beast.
>>18987457
Archery requires strength so of course.

>> No.18987681

>>18987670
Anon, she'll be firing arrows from a greatbow when I'm done training her!

>> No.18987690

>>18987681
But can she fire arrows while surfing down a staircase on a shield?

>> No.18987693

>>18987690
I dunno, probably not considering how large a great bow is.

>> No.18987695

>>18987693
This is the weakness of str builds.

>> No.18987705
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18987705

Summer belongs to bugs!

>> No.18987708

>>18987695
Maybe.
On the other hand, she can deliver a love arrow through a solid concrete wall and hit the man on the other side.

>> No.18987716

>>18987705
I was just sunbathing and I saw some goofy-ass spiders. Then a tiny little caterpillar crawled on me and wasn't afraid of me at all.
Bugs. Got to love 'em.

>> No.18987734

>>18986703
They keep hinting at it.

>> No.18987756

>>18987716
Cute caterpillar lolis only crawl on good men who love bugs.
>goofy-ass spiders
The long legged kind who freak out easily? I'd love a shy arachne like that.

>> No.18987760

>>18987756
I don't know what they're called but their two front-leg pairs were longer than the back ones, they kind of looked like crabs.

>> No.18987774

>>18987670
Not saying everyone is Beast
His posts more involve fighting her than fucking her

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>>18987760
Those aren't spiders.

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>>18987386
I'm pretty sure all the deities being female predates the current Demon Lord.

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>>18987774
Well my posts involve more running with her than fucking her but I get you.
>>18987793
Sure they are, eight legs and a two-part body make an arachnid.

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Are you feeling lucky anons?

>> No.18987811

>>18987756
>Anon covered in greenworms awakens from his nap

>> No.18987814

>>18987803
Arachnids aren't spiders, goofus.

>> No.18987816

>>18987804
Gyamburu is not about luck. It's about touching the magical sands of hell. If we play just one more time, even rock can beat scissors!

>> No.18987820

>>18987811
This is what happens when you don't turn off your swag, gentlemen.

>> No.18987821

>>18987816
But anon, rock always beats scissors!

>> No.18987823

>>18987804
I feel like I'm in hell

>> No.18987825

>>18987804
I want to rest my dick over her face and watch her slowly lose composure until she hungrily begins to throat it.

>> No.18987829
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Diam sihT tsurT t'noD

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>>18987821
No! Just one more time! If we play just one more time, maybe things will change!

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>>18987804
>Gamblerwock
>Gamerwock
Sisters?

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>>18987843
More like clones.

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>>18987829
>that face
2spooky4me

>> No.18987869

>>18987843
Eat out the gamerwock while she is struggling with a hard boss!

>> No.18987874

>>18987869
What would you make her play? Ghosts 'n Goblins?

>> No.18987879

>>18987856
That dormouse continues to be the most adorable girl I've seen in this thread. Barring my wives, of course.

>> No.18987880

>>18987874
Dungeons and dragons

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>>18987858

>> No.18987887

>>18987880
But that's not even. How does this. Why would you. What.

>> No.18987898

>>18987887
The OTHER dungeons and dragons.

>> No.18987900

>>18987874
>Ghosts 'n Goblins?
That's fun.

Any game I know really well so I can pop in with some advice whenever until she wraps her thighs around my head to shut me up.

>> No.18987909

>>18987900
>Hey! Listen!

>> No.18987917

>>18987909
Read this in her voice, well played.

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18987922

>>18987887
Did you have a stroke or something?

>> No.18987944

>>18987887
There was a DND arcade game.
A beat 'em up

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>>18987898
There are tons of games based on D&D, you're gonna have to be more specific.

>> No.18987958

>>18987922
I wanna go into that clinic and tell the unicorn nurse that I’ve got a fever and the only prescription that’ll help is her love!

>> No.18987962

>>18987953
Does dark elf mistresses have a Drider pit?

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>> No.18987972

>>18987962
Of course. Bad boys get thrown there if whips don't get them to shape up.

>> No.18987981

>>18987879
Mice art always some of the best girls.

>> No.18987993

>>18987887
https://store.steampowered.com/app/229480/Dungeons__Dragons_Chronicles_of_Mystara/
It's actually pretty good too.

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MEGA MILK

>> No.18988005

>>18987993
Not playing anything by capcom

>> No.18988006

>>18987972
Well I am pretty weak to dark elfs with whips so I will be a good boy then probably.

>> No.18988010

>>18988005
Its from the good old days

>> No.18988022

>>18988006
So would I be, but I'm not opposed to the Drider pit.

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>> No.18988032

>>18988000
Can you stop shitposting with Mersharks and Mermaids you cunt.

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>>18988032
>Mersharks aren't Mermaids
Anon that's racist against mersharks.

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18988068

Would you eat her fruit?

>> No.18988074

>>18988068
But that's her baby.

>> No.18988088
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Elves are for ___.

>> No.18988091

>>18988068
If you eat her fruit you're forced to make it up to her by fertilizing her soil.

>> No.18988101

>>18988088
>that file name
What the fuck, that's not even the right artist, let alone character.

>> No.18988111
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18988111

Traditional MGs but they have bad genes so they were born mono-eyes. They have no other deficiencies and work perfectly fine for whatever species they hail from.

Yay or Nay?

>> No.18988118

>>18988101
That's because he's the spammy faggot that's been shitposting here with Deviantart images for the past few months.
With no consequences.

>> No.18988131
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18988131

>>18988091
Just as planned.

>> No.18988151

>>18988111
monoeyes are boring desu

>> No.18988168
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18988168

>>18988151
You take that back.

>> No.18988177

>>18988029
Best snek ever

I can't wait for the manga to get to her attempted rape

>> No.18988182

>>18988151
They're not boring, they're creepy

>> No.18988226

>>18988168
The monster girl wrestling federation knows how to treat it's fans apparently.

I would sell my fucking soul for a backstage pass with the mysterious hellhound wrestler with a dark past and a s̶l̶u̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶s̶t̶u̶m̶e̶ heart of gold.

>> No.18988229

>>18988168
What's the fat one supposed to be?

>> No.18988252

>>18988168
no
no i wont
now, veteran mercenary lizard with an eye-patch is another story

>> No.18988272

>>18987105
Dairy or bust. Wait. Are meat alraune involved?

>> No.18988295

Friendly reminder to dick the daughteru. There's really nothing wrong with it!

>> No.18988306
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18988306

>>18988177
Can't. If they have sex they'll apparently lose all interest in doing their jobs and their Scylla teacher will run them out of town.

>He's committed enough in what he's doing to not want to jeopardize it by eloping with snek.

>This doesn't show he can have a fucking relationship as well as do his job

I know the reasons for cockblocking are usually pretty bad but this one is actively irritating

>> No.18988310
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18988310

>>18988295
Friendly reminder that there is only one valid solution to wanting to dick your daughter.

>> No.18988317
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>>18988272
>meat alraune

>> No.18988319

>>18988310
Marry a Kiki and have daughterus so you can dick them? Alright!

>> No.18988328

>>18987576
A good question is how can selene stop being a concept?

>> No.18988336

>>18988229
>Horns
>Heart choker
>"Fuck me" ultra short hot pants
Take a wild fucking guess

>> No.18988337
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18988337

>>18988319
No.

>> No.18988342
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18988342

>>18988310
I really want a kombat kiki maid like that

>> No.18988347

>>18988319
That's the correct answer.

>> No.18988354

>>18988319
You get kiki daughterus to get more servants, not to dick them

>> No.18988357

>>18988354
>not wanting little servants all up on your dick

>> No.18988361

>>18988328
Get her in more stories
Seriously, thats it. She needs either more direct involvement in the battle mansion, or Beast needs to continue her hunt for Leon.
Also consider that she has the chance to shang tsung human women that lose in the mansion and corrupt them.

>> No.18988363

>>18988357
The kiki wife is for breeding. The daughters are not.

>> No.18988376

>>18988361
That sounds like one of those standard "whoops, now the hero is a sex slave for the villain" hentais

>> No.18988377

>>18988319
No, he wants you to relieve your urges by going shooting with your waifu, then shooting into your waifu after the root tooty point and shooties get you both riled up.

>> No.18988388

>>18988376
Isn't that the Basis of MGE?
Just replace the words "sex slave" with "loving husband"?

>> No.18988394

>>18988306
Wow, not only did you post bad art, you copied the post from /monster/

>> No.18988396
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18988396

How bout a nice game of poker?

>> No.18988402

>>18988388
"Mindwiped incubic cumpump" also works depending on who you ask

>> No.18988408

>>18988396
5 card draw only, I suck a most other forms.

>> No.18988427

>>18988402
Worst meme

>> No.18988436
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>>18988402
>Although the sex drive of a man who has become an incubus is greatly enhanced, causing sex with their monster partner or partners to be a greater part of their life, incubised men are still free to pursue previous hobbies and work from before incubisation. This often results in monster nations exporting produce to other nations, sometimes producing goods that can only be created by a monster and her husband, or are only available in Demon realm lands.

>A large cultural shift has begun amongst the monsters more recently, with monster wives taking a keener interest in more human activities, whether it be culinary or a craft. Many of these changes have occurred as monster women have sought to improve the lives of their husbands, helping to keep them happy. Many single monster women have also taken up crafts to further impress potential mates, instead of directly assaulting them.

>> No.18988444
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18988444

>>18988354
>>18988357
Servants are for kissing!

>> No.18988451

>>18988376
Well Selene is a Lilim
I wouldn't be surprised if she corrupted people here and there.
My question is why doesn't she just nuke that city from orbit and then look for Leon in the corrupted rubble

>> No.18988458

>>18988451
>My question is why doesn't she just nuke that city from orbit and then look for Leon in the corrupted rubble

Having that power makes you want to do it in another way I guess

>> No.18988467 [SPOILER] 
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18988467

HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL COMFORT.

>> No.18988472

>>18988295
What's the step by step process for going from being a sad lonely Anon to a happily married father who fills his monster girl wife and daughter with love?

>> No.18988476

>>18988451
Think about it
1. Order has a base that would hunt her the fuck down, and she knows she's not THAT strong
2.She knows nothing about him other than his name and the fact he made her moist. If she wants him all to herself then a nuke would allow him to be claimed by another monster/ possibly fallen maidens 2.0

Or at least thats how I see it, maybe she just can't do the same shit big sis drew can with her extremists?

>> No.18988477

>>18988472
>have a waifu
>???
>make daughterus with waifu
>profit

>> No.18988479

>>18988396
Poker womb?

>> No.18988480

>>18988467
Getting comforted by your mamono waifu would be the greatest

>> No.18988492

>>18988476
Lescatie wasn't nuked, it was corrupted on the inside and invaded on the out.

>> No.18988498

>>18988226
I would tune into the MGWF weekly and buy all the pay per view specials too!
I hope that muscled Tanuki Valerie McMahon got all of my fan letters too!

>> No.18988529
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18988529

>>18988492
Lescatie is the Detroit of MGE.

>> No.18988535

>>18988498
>Valerie McMahon
Time to send her complaints about the big dog.

>> No.18988537

>>18988480
But I want her to kill me.

>> No.18988543

>>18988529
Anon please, I'd VISIT Lescatie

>> No.18988545

>>18988537
She'll kill you with kindness.

>> No.18988554
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>>18988537

>> No.18988586
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>>18988111
I wish cyclops weren't just monoeye with horn.
Should have stayed tall and big like a oni

>> No.18988589
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18988589

Would you a dragon Jeanne?

>> No.18988609

>>18987381
>Thats only true for losenis.
Come again?

>> No.18988629

>>18988589
I would her black dragon alter

>> No.18988646

>>18988529
Such a lovely queen, I'd let her rope me.
>Lescatie is the Detroit of MGE.
Lescatie is a lovely country perfect for any monster girl and her husband. The large number of freshly corrupted humans there also make it a familiar and welcoming place for humans who have yet to learn about monsters.

>> No.18988673

>>18988529
>Detroit of mge
I don't see anyone getting shot.

>> No.18988677

>>18988589
I'd Jeanne period. The idea of defiling something so pure with a body that lewd is too hot to pass. Being an MG only makes it better.

>> No.18988691
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>>18987192
>Aphrodite being a whore

ON THAT SUBJECT

>Be Hephaestus
>Born to Zeus and Hera of Mount-fucking-Olympus
>Be born an ugly, stunted little shit
>Mom decides to throw you off Olympus because you're misshapen
>Get raised by Dwarves and taught how to craft that GOOD SHIT
>Start plotting your revenge, it takes years but you pull it off
>Present Mommy Dearest with the sweetest throne that's even been made for Mother's Day
>She delights in the fact that somehow her useless, half-formed hobbit of a son managed to make something this nice for her
>That's right, bitch, Son's got some skills
>Hera sits her Queen sized booty on the bone throne
>Smirk to yourself, muttering something along the line of 'TIME TO GET A LEG UP ON THE COMPETITION'
>Before she can process what's happening, Ted, the dwarf who lives in your prosthetic leg hops out and turns on the power
>Hera's stuck to the chair, serves the bitch right
>Zeus is pissed, Ares is pissed, hell, the entirety of Mount Olympus is pissed
>Tell Zeus that you'll let Mom get off if he gives you the hottest woman to ever be, Aphrodite
>She's so fine you can swear Van Halen's "Why Can't This Be Love" plays every time she walks by
>Figures that Ouranos' testicle would make THAT come out of the sea
>Get hitched, much to the chagrin of Zeus and Hera, forge Dad some kick-ass lightning to chuck as a thanks
>Rather than live happily married, your great-aunt/wife spends her time banging your brother Ares and howling until her throat goes hoarse
>Why have the hobbled gremlin when she can have the stallion
>TFW spend the rest of your days forging and making a daughter like Pandora with Athena, who despite being a nerd treats you with some level of respect

>> No.18988742
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18988742

Look at that cute imp!

>> No.18988779

>>18988691
Thots. Not even once. Imagine being the Allfather and knowing one of your whore wives actually got gangbanged by midgets for some bling.

This is why humanity should never be allowed to create anything. Even in its most enduring mythologies, the men are cucks and the women are whores.

>> No.18988781

>>18988742
I love the fact that we're getting Albedo merch now. She so pretty and just the right kind of sexual.

>> No.18988797 [SPOILER] 
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18988797

>>18988646
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.18988799
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>>18988781
She's adorable.

>> No.18988803

>>18988168
Oh man I can't find it in the panda, is it scanned or you got it from pixiv?

>> No.18988822
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>>18988803
>not using SauceNao
Apply yourself.
https://exhentai.org/s/3ca7ad0eea/1188135-369

>> No.18988842
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18988842

Pick a horsepussy.

>> No.18988859

>>18988842
Always the one with the biggest breasts

>> No.18988861
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18988861

>>18988799
Albedo's hips are a gift from the heavens.

>> No.18988877

>>18988797
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#Demon_Realm_Nation_Lescatie
>The leftover hero-raising facilities and churches were mainly converted into pleasure quarters for the entertainment of monsters and incubi. Compared to other demon realms, these many facilities are distinguished as being even more radically obscene.
Lescatie is the only place where you can have obscene sex in a scared Order place and cover a Chief God statue with lewd juices.

>> No.18988883

>>18988877
Blessed be Druella

>> No.18988884

>>18988861
That dress is certainly a sign that God loves us.

>> No.18988899

>>18988877
You could potentially mating press a priestess right in front of a statue of the Chief God and corrupt her into an ahegaoing Dark Priest under the gaze of her barren former goddess.

>> No.18988900 [DELETED] 
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>>18988877

>> No.18988915

>>18988899
Stop it anon. I can only get so erect.

>> No.18988921

>>18988899
She's not barren, there just aren't any men good enough!

>> No.18988924
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18988924

Dream BIG.

>> No.18988936

>>18988899
That's living the dream.

>> No.18988937

>>18988899
My brother. Gonna corrupt holy maidens with my incubus dick

>> No.18988943
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18988943

>>18988899
>>18988915
>>18988936
>>18988937

>> No.18988946

>>18988924
I’d love to play with my daughterus while they’re in the bath!
That’s not sexual at all, I’d play with them and be a good dad. Unlike some anons here who dick their daughterus.

>> No.18988954

>>18988943
You will have to fight the dark knight brotherhood!

>> No.18988956

>>18988943
we're purging the chief god

>> No.18988958
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18988958

>>18988946
>spoiler

>> No.18988960

>>18988921
That sounds like the excuse of a goddess who knows her shit personality chases men away.

>> No.18988975

>>18988946
Good Dad

>> No.18988983
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>>18988921
The other gods got all the good men.

>> No.18988988

>>18988921
How ‘good’ does one have to be to be the one for her?

>> No.18989013

>>18988988
Better than any man, human or otherwise, could ever possibly be.

>> No.18989033
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18989033

SUCC.

>> No.18989035

>>18989013
And that's why she's a forever alone loser.

>> No.18989044

>>18989033
Astolfo has forever ruined pink hair for me.

>> No.18989046
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18989046

>>18989035
>MFW the whole conflict is happening because the Chief God is a virgin with rage

>> No.18989053

>>18989044
>all the cute anime girls with pink hair
>think of a guy when you see it
Anon, have you got something you want to admit to yourself?

>> No.18989056

>>18989046
Busty tomboy cheshires are cute.

>> No.18989057
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18989057

>>18989044
How gay.

>> No.18989060
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18989060

Which harpies would best recreate this meme?

>>18989044
Popuri is best girl

>> No.18989063

>>18989044
Astolfo is a cute girl tho

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>> No.18989067

>>18989046
>Chief God holds men to impossible standards and is confused and upset that she doesn't have a husband.
>Just goes through with the original Chief God's cultural genocide plan because she's a womanchild who doesn't understand how people work.
Oh I'm laughing.

>> No.18989069

>>18989060
>Only eagle that attacks parachutes and paragliders
Shit could you imagine a harpy attacking you while gliding or sky diving?

>> No.18989076

>>18987799
I don't think that all of them are.

>>18987386
Gods are only affected by it if they choose to, since they are so powerful. Which is why the ones that choose to ally with the demon lord were monsterised.

And then the dark/fallen god is special with how corruption works and monsterizing.

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18989077

>>18989063
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Never change Japan.

>> No.18989078

>>18989064
What did the poor boy do to anger her?

>> No.18989079
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>>18988899
>>18988937
>CC Nun came back to Lescatie after a visit in the neighbor country
>She was not aware of what had happened since she left
>Everything about the new Lescatie scared her and she prayed dearly to the Chief God for protection
>Regardless a Succubus noticed her and began pursuing her
>The Nun ran as fast as she could into the first church she came across
>No monsters could possibly enter such a sacred place
>The only other person there was a man sitting in front of a fully golden 8ft tall Chief God statue
>She rushed to his side and thanked him for remaining faithful in such a dire time
>What she did not realize was that this man was a fully corrupted incubus with a strong fetish for nuns
>Within 3 minutes of entering the church she was getting savagely plowed from behind
>He bent her over, pulled on her arms and pressed her against the statue as he unleashed all his pent up desires
>His penis had become oversized and constantly erect due to mamono mana
>Her moans of pleasures and plea for mercy echoed throughout the divine building
>Her stretched pussy leaked out most of the large amount of semen he had released inside her
>It is only after the man had climaxed over a dozen time into her that God finally spoke to her
>The voice she heard was not that of the Chief God
>The nun had long given up hope and faith, after all what God would let a devout nun endure such a treatment ?
>The voice she heard was that of the Fallen God
>The deity's words along with the incubus semen flooding her womb quickly corrupted her
>Her ears elongated, a pair of wings spawned from her lower back, she grew a long succubus tail
>She had now become a Dark Priest devoted to not only the Fallen God, but most importantly to her husband's cock

>> No.18989082
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18989082

>>18989078
He ogled a dark mage.

>> No.18989087

>>18988589
Yes

>>18989060
There are plenty of eagles, and birds in general, that attack para-anything. Its just not very common.

>> No.18989094

>>18989078
She' looking at his dick and looks angry, she just found out shotas have small dicks.

>> No.18989096

>>18989067
>original Chief God's cultural genocide
Stop spreading this misinformation!

>> No.18989101

>>18989079
The best. Would protect her while she goes about preaching and corrupting.

>> No.18989106
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>>18989094
Sounds like she's read too much hentai.

>> No.18989118

Wow these threads move fast now.

>> No.18989126
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A lot of Baphomets had heart attacks when they saw this.

>> No.18989130

>>18989082
The man just wants an imouto and an onee-san, that's perfectly natural.

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>>18989118
/jp/'s going much faster. /jp/ is changing and getting threads of different kinds, which is also causing 2hufags to panic and spam more pointless shit to dominate the board.

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>>18989135
Cute

>> No.18989158

>>18989126
Good. Big tits are one of the few things in life that bring a smile to my face anymore. I wish D cup was the minimum size possible for adult women in this world and hope that any afterlife that follows is full of girls rocking massive racks and sensitive nipples.

>> No.18989166

>>18989135
They'll fail. They've been butthurt since we showed up around four years ago, and their attempts at getting rid of us always failed. What chance do they have now?

>> No.18989168

>>18989135
Did you just copy and paste my post from threads ago?

>> No.18989173

>>18989130
>When a Baphomet finds Wonderland cofectionaries and decides to be both the imouto and the oneesan

>> No.18989175

>>18989101
Would you be ok if she wanted you to fuck her whenever she made a prayer?
The Fallen God pays more attention to lewd prayers.

>>18989106
I'd help a Baphomet who stayed a virgin for so long that all she knew about sex was from lolicon hentai.

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>>18989158
>any afterlife

>> No.18989183
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18989183

Oddly colored vampires!

>> No.18989188

>>18989175
>Would you be ok if she wanted you to fuck her whenever she made a prayer?

Probably yeah. I will be her towering knight and do her bidding.

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>>18989183
>Adventure Time

>> No.18989192

>>18989181
But why would I need that when she's there.

>> No.18989198

>>18986703
>have they revealed Doppel as being Nyarlathotep yet?
supposedly she is his (its?) cousin

>> No.18989199

>>18989191
Does it matter from where the MG comes from,at all?

>> No.18989205
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18989205

This is your sempai for today.

>> No.18989210

>>18989192
she's fucking with you

>> No.18989214

>>18989199
Would you be saying that if it was Monster High?

>> No.18989218
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18989218

Would you be able to accomplish this task?

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>>18989199
Yes.

>> No.18989224
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>>18989069
>Australian Gryphon pulls up as you're falling with your parachute open
>Grabs you by the cuff
>YOU'RE IN ME TERRITORY YA BOGAN CUNT
>Cuts all your 1st parachute off then flies you a few miles west
>IF I CATCH YOU FUFFIN ABOUT NEAR ME TERRITORY AGAIN I'M GONNA CUT YA LINES AND INTRODUCE YA TO TERRAFIRMA
>NOW BUGGER OFF YA RIGHT WANKER
>Pulls your auxiliary parachute cord and flies away without looking back to see if you're okay
>Completely off course you crash land into a weird shrine
>The Water Wurm priestess with her hands clasped together thanks the goddess for listening to her prayers
>Her Shirohebi attendant says Welcome to Straya
>A Dropbear MG immediately attacks you

>> No.18989226

>>18989205
snibeti snab :DDD

>> No.18989232

>>18989214
Depends

>> No.18989240

>>18989126
if she were 6,6+ that be even better

>> No.18989243 [SPOILER] 
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>>18989218
Yes.

>> No.18989251

>>18989173
Great, now I'm imagining my Baphomet adopteru trying to buy CC cake on the internet because of her complexes only to end up playing video games with her Apophis onee-san when she can't find any.

>> No.18989261

>>18989191
Maids trying to be hip and cool to impress master but being hopelessly behind the times! She's weird and awkward but she's doing her best!

>> No.18989276
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18989276

Left or right?

>> No.18989289

>>18989276
In-between

>> No.18989291

>>18989205
The crab girl from MGQ has some of the best scenes in the game. If Cancers are anywhere as lewd then they are top tier.

>>18989276
Left. It's hard to say no to delicious purple skin but that slime looks so gentle and motherly.

>> No.18989305
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18989305

>>18989261

>> No.18989313

>>18989224
Was there at least shrimp on the barbie?
Was the ass fat?

>> No.18989319
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18989319

>>18989313
>shrimp
The correct term is "prawn",

>> No.18989320

>>18989224
I love girls with accents.

>> No.18989325

>>18989276
I'm going left. I can't turn down that look of need and succubi are my weakness.

>> No.18989334

>>18989325
By which I meant right.

>> No.18989335 [SPOILER] 
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>>18989291
>>18989205

>> No.18989338
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>>18989325
Mine too.

>> No.18989350
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18989350

>> No.18989351
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>>18989218
Let's run some math shall we? For the sake of argument, let's assume an unlimited supply of fertile women all having sex at optimal times in their ovulation cycles, as well as adequate nutrition to promote sperm production. I figure a man could have sex with three different women each day. More than that, and you're likely to see significantly diminishing returns due to depleted sperm count. This continues for five days a week, allowing two days for rest. Assuming a chance of conception of 60%, this means you could impregnate 9 women each week. If these factors hold, this goal should be accomplished in a little over two years.

>> No.18989363
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>>18989351
>Hakutaku-sensei, why are you still single?

>> No.18989368

>>18989335
this is too lewd
hide the children!

>> No.18989373
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>>18989351
>chance of conception of 60%
>for monster girls
>monster girls that can go decades without having a child
This is why you never got tenure, Haku.

>> No.18989377

>>18989350
Nightgaunt-chan is taking the picture.

>> No.18989382

>>18989363
>”Cheshire-chan, why are you still failing~?”

>> No.18989398

>>18989382
>to busy enjoying anon's dick

>> No.18989402
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>>18989377

>> No.18989403

>>18989351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

>> No.18989417

>>18989373
That seems high even high for human women. Has sensei been reading too many doujins?

>> No.18989434
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>>18989373
Fact, the whole "can go decades without having a child" bullshit is just an excuse for monsters to have as much sex as possible without being encumbered by pregnancy and child-rearing.

>> No.18989439

>>18989402
HEY EVERYONE LOOK NIGHTGAUNT’S HUSBAND IS SQUEEZING HER BIG HIPS FROM BEHIND!

>> No.18989447 [DELETED] 
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18989447

>>18989439

>> No.18989456

>>18989439
>Nightgaunt-chan wants to protest that neither her chest, ass, hips, or thighs are as large as they appear, her perverted husband is just layering slime there she looks more curvaceous than she is
>She can't say it
>So she blushes harder instead

>> No.18989480

>>18989456
“Wow, Nightgaunt is such a babe!”
“She’s blushing at how sexy she is!”
“I bet she’d love to be a model with that juicy bod!”
“I bet she’s weak to anal!”
“Weak to anal! Is it true Nightgaunt-chan?”
“Your husband is always behind you smiling wildly, so you must be weak to anal!”
“Everyone, Nightgaunt-chan is weak to anal!”

>> No.18989482
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18989482

>Found you~

>> No.18989500

>>18989482
SHLORP’D.com

>> No.18989504

>>18989500
>Sign up now to see hot guys get MUDDED

>> No.18989512
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>> No.18989520

>>18989504
Doromes just seem too innocent a species for a site like that to take off.

>> No.18989521

>>18989480
She's actually weak to men demeaning her in public. That crooked smile is actually her O face. I'd have fun with a nightgaunt. One of the better chaos transformations.

>> No.18989539
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18989539

Would you wear a chasity belt for your waifu?

>> No.18989542

>>18989539
Absostively anon.

>> No.18989544

>>18989520
You say that but what girl wouldn't show up to watch a man get snuggled.

>> No.18989545

>>18989402
That husband should be jailed.
Night Gaunts deserve to be covered by love ooze and be feeled up all over, making one wear a swimsuit is extremely perverted and way too sexy.

>>18989480
>She musters the courage to barely say "I...I'm not"
>Her husband proceeds to stuff her ass causing her to ahegao and double peace sign

>> No.18989557
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18989557

>>18989520
>Doromes
>innocent
Only in fanart.

>> No.18989560

>>18989521
My man. That’s one of much favorite parts about them. They are bred to be bullied.

>> No.18989561

>>18989539
Only if she does too.

>> No.18989574

She's just not that into you

>> No.18989581
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18989581

What's she so happy about?

>> No.18989584

>>18989545
>Her husband proceeds to stuff her ass causing her to ahegao while he makes her double peace sign because he's in complete control of her body

Wait. Sign language. I'd learn sign language so I can make her say lewd things even when she's not actually speaking.

>> No.18989589

>>18989500
>>18989504
The video would start with a young man talking about how he is a virgin who hasn't even kissed a girl before, moments later a Dorome enters the room, smothers him in mud and rapes him thoroughly.
There'd also be a post-sex interview with her cuddling him as he explain how fantastic of an experience it was to lose his virginity to a mudpussy.

>>18989520
>>18989557
The only thing innocent about Doromes is their big goofy smile. Everything else about them is lewd espect their desire for physical contact with their husband.

>> No.18989592

>>18989504
>>18989520
What about sites with brown girls on pale young men?

>> No.18989593

>>18989539
Yes, I'd do anything to make her happy.

>> No.18989595

>>18989584
>because he's in complete control of her body
That's not what they meant you mental midget.

>> No.18989598

>>18989595
I know that you autist, I was adding a twist.

>> No.18989599

>>18989574
Oh yeah then why she keep coming back here huh?

>> No.18989604

>>18989539
the only chastity belt i'm gonna wear will be made from willpower

>> No.18989611
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>>18989574
Who are you talking to?

>> No.18989614

>>18989539
No, what's the point?

>> No.18989622

>>18989589
Yep.
A cute thing she is, she's even snuggling up against him in the post coital interview.

>> No.18989625

>>18989599
That's cause you keep paying her 87$ to turn on your computer.

>> No.18989644

>>18989584
Make her go to the Succubus convenience store and have her ask for the fairy-sized beginner anal training kit and when they make the remark that she should pick a model fit to her size have her reply that she's weak to anal.

>> No.18989649
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18989649

Harpies > Kikis

>> No.18989651
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18989651

How can you say you love your wife if you don't even live inside her?

>> No.18989655
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>>18989651
>vore
Go back to /d/.

>> No.18989656

>>18989649
I wanna pat her head.

>> No.18989658

>>18989625
We'll see about that

>> No.18989667

>>18989644
Also have her ask if they carry centaur sizes so she can fully prepare herself to take her husband's massive incudong. If she mumbles, make her say it again.

>> No.18989676

>>18989649
That's a prim and proper bird maid.

>> No.18989687
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>>18989655
>Implying cheshire cats, Wonderland girls who are known for strange tricks and teasing, wouldn't engage in all sorts of /d/-tier behavior

>> No.18989689
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18989689

>Join us anon

>> No.18989695

>>18989687
Vore is disgusting.

>> No.18989711

>>18989695
Sandworms are the exception for me. I wouldn't mind living in her shell, just like I wouldn't mind living in an alraune's flower.

>> No.18989714

>>18989651
Can you say your love your wife if you do live inside her but you want to add furniture?

>>18989667
Poor girl is going to almost pass out from embarrassment. Make sure to fuck her ass plenty to make it up to her.

>> No.18989723
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>>18989711
Since you put it that way, I guess it's alright.

>> No.18989745
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>> No.18989746

>>18989714
I wouldn't bring furniture inside a sandworm. The only thing I'd bring inside would be a pair of laptops so that we can game and shitpost together. There's nothing else I would want/need aside from the obvious basics: food, water, clothes, etc.

>> No.18989753
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>>18989539
Chastity belts are cuck-tier, since one can retain their bachelorhood without needing to stick their dick in a faggy cage.

>> No.18989756

>>18989557
>grey mud
I think we all know why he had to go with that

>> No.18989761

>>18989649
>>18989723
>>18989745
Good lord, just stop.

>> No.18989764

>>18989714
>After
>Not before as well
During is for vaginal so she's forced to imagine it.

>> No.18989779
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>>18989711
I wouldn't mind living inside a giant automaton.

>> No.18989804
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18989804

>>18989779

>> No.18989826

>>18989711
I don't think Sandworms count as vore.

>> No.18989831
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18989831

These are your teachers for today.

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>>18989826
Just because you don't get digested doesn't mean it's not vore.

>> No.18989855

>>18989831
Do I get a reward for being a good boy?

>> No.18989862
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18989862

>>18989855
Yes.

>> No.18989871

>>18989862
Oh boy! I'm gonna get a good noodle!

>> No.18989875

>>18989655
I wonder how Cheshires would react if they found out vore art of them existed. Because it does.

>> No.18989880

>>18989753
Give me huge honkers on my girls!
Oppai loli!
Tall Bakunyuu!
Shortstack with extra stack!

Boobs!

>> No.18989883
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>>18989875
>spoiler

>> No.18989898

>>18989875
That's nothing.
There's a blob tier fat cheshire pic

>> No.18989912
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18989912

>>18989898
The human race was a mistake.

>> No.18989918

>>18989912
The human race also created monster girls.
Checkmate Sabbath!

>> No.18989926

>>18989898
Cheshires really get saddled with the worst fetishes in art
>vore
>sbbw
>futa
>male versions
>blacked
>orc shit

>> No.18989933
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18989933

https://twitter.com/dozewilheim/status/992305291914964994

>> No.18989936

>>18989926
To be fair I'm a degenerate and would be OK with one of those.

I also want off profile cheshire colors.
Give me a baby blue cheshire.

>> No.18989942 [SPOILER] 
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>>18989936
You know what do to.

>> No.18989944

>>18989933
It looked like hers until i focused.

>> No.18989952

>>18989936
It's okay anon I'd be ok with one of them too but in the context of the thread they tend to get stuff that would cause a riot more often than most.

>> No.18989965

>>18989942
I will be a hero.
It's time for an adventure!

>>18989952
That I definitely agree with.
Wonderland is a place of degeneracy after all.

>> No.18989978
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>> No.18989994

>>18989978
>That torso
>That hueg finger
Someone skipped his fundamentals

>> No.18990004

>>18989994
Haganefs bodies have always been pretty fucked, but even then he still rakes in Patreon shekels.

>> No.18990010
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18990010

>>18989994
He's the same guy behind this sandworm fanart.

>> No.18990012

>>18989936
It's okay if you're black
>>18989952
Not okay to like futa though.

>> No.18990021
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18990021

>>18989942

>> No.18990023

>>18990012
>Black
Pale as the snow we get in the Mitten.

>> No.18990029

>>18990010
Haganefs art has been posted here multiple times in these threads throughout the years, so all you're doing is showing how new you by thinking you've broken new ground.

>> No.18990039

>>18990029
Not him, and yeah I know, but It doesn't make it any less terrible. Look at the fucking chin on that sandworm.

>> No.18990067
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18990067

>>18990012
>>18990023

>> No.18990077

>>18990067
>Cheshire wants it to stop.
I've never seen an image more wrong.

>> No.18990101

>>18989926
What did you expect?

>> No.18990105

>>18990101
Her being pure.

>> No.18990136

>>18990029
And that makes it immune to criticism?

>> No.18990179

>>18990136
Yes

>> No.18990208
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18990208

Another quick practice I did not long ago.
Hope you all like it.

>> No.18990211

>>18990208
Very nice

>> No.18990214

>>18990208
Oh mama. That's a sexy Lilim.

>> No.18990219
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18990219

>>18990208

>> No.18990249
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>> No.18990256

>>18990208
That's a THICC tail. I approve.

>> No.18990287 [DELETED] 

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/BizzyBone/268418/Miriya-POV-Animated

>> No.18990301

>>18990208
just imagine massaging her butt with lotion until she purrs like a cat, and then slipping your dick in that ass when you bite her tail. Lilims, man.

>> No.18990334
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18990334

>>18990256

>> No.18990348

>>18989581
Finally getting recognized as best sheep.

>> No.18990355
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18990355

>>18990348
It's not like she has much competition.

>> No.18990364

Would a Cheshire appreciate you singing the Space Jam theme in tune with your thrusts during sex?

>> No.18990367

>>18990287
I always found those kinds of animations to be pretty weak.

>> No.18990383

>>18990364
>implying that and Biggies “Hypnotize” isn’t what I already set my thrusts to

>> No.18990418

>>18990334
Wonder what'll happen when she realizes that she can penetrate herself.

>> No.18990445
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18990445

Best majin.

>> No.18990467
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18990467

Centaur racing can be a very cutthroat sport.

>> No.18990507
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18990507

How big are MG beehives? How many girls live in them?

>> No.18990508

>>18990249
TOO BIG

>> No.18990525
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18990525

>>18990508

>> No.18990639

>>18990467
This is why I run a centaur dairy.
Far less injuries.

>> No.18990687
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18990687

>>18990639

>> No.18990692

>>18990639
I hope all of their clothes are backless to show off those titty supporting muscles.

>> No.18990702

>>18990687
Just right for a newbie at the dairy.
We'll get her some larger milkers in a bit.

>>18990692
Of course!
Our centaurs are big and strong enough to support their larger breasts.

>> No.18990755
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18990755

You gonna get mofu'd.

>> No.18990787
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18990787

https://imgur.com/a/Qa5Eita

>> No.18990795

>>18990755
No, that's not how this works. Mofu gonna get Anon'd.

>> No.18990800
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>> No.18990812

>>18990787
>Proper horn usage
Nice

>> No.18990830

I want to help some giants steal from Vulcan the enigma of steel!

>> No.18990864

>>18990692
I bet centaurs that work in a dairy have to suffer a lot of shade from their knightly counterparts.

>> No.18990880
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18990880

>>18990795
No man alive can beat the mofu.

>> No.18990887

>>18990787
Yes. Nightguant is for sexual bully.

>> No.18990902

>>18990787
Nice, never enough chaos girl porn.

>> No.18990905

>>18990880
Them consider if it MAF.

>> No.18990906

>>18990880
You forgot the dick. Noone can beat the dick. Nope, not the dick.

>> No.18990913
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18990913

>>18990902

>> No.18990923
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18990923

>>18990906
Wait, if guys can't beat the succ, and girls can't beat the dick, is it a win-win, lose-lose, or both?

>> No.18990983

>>18990923
Both? Both. It's a constant cycle where everyone ends up happy and covered in sexual fluids.

>> No.18990988

>>18990923
>>/jp/image/DY8_agp1mtYTimCPjpVTQQ
You have to go back.

>> No.18991007
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18991007

>>18990988
I'm sorry, I must have forgotten the rule that we're only supposed to use a particular image once.

>> No.18991020
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>>18986418
>>18986438
>When you get the one Red Dragon really into it
>MY ARMOR IS LIKE TENFOLD SHIELDS!
>MY TEETH ARE LIKE SWORDS! MY CLAWS SPEARS!
>THE SHOCK OF MY TAIL IS A THUNDERBOLT!
>MY WINGS ARE A HURRICANE!
>MY MAN IS MY TREASURE!

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>>18991020

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>>18991007
Could you make it any easier to tell that you're one of the off-site faggots that's been spamming in the threads for the past few months?

>> No.18991060

>>18991007
Don't reply to him

>> No.18991091
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>> No.18991153

>18991091
I don't understand the context, but there's a sad kiki so I'm pretty sure you deserve the gulag.

>> No.18991158

>>18991091
What is the context of this and should i tell you to fuck off?

>> No.18991161

>>18991153
It's Grigori bullshit.

>> No.18991181 [DELETED] 

>>18990800
>>18991091
Spammy niggers like you deserve to be perma'd.

>> No.18991182

>>18989875
Vore art of cheshire cat? Source?

>> No.18991192
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18991192

>>18991161
Ah, then he deserves worse than death.

>> No.18991195

>>18991182
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.18991197

>>18990208
Looks like something that should be colored it looks so good!

>> No.18991200

>>18990208
If I was a kid I'd go around grabbing succ tails like that without knowing what they did

>> No.18991205

>>18991200
That's how you end up with rental onee-sans.

>> No.18991214

>>18991200
I don't think you'd get past the first one after pulling it.

>> No.18991220

>>18991192
>posting off-topic garbage
You're not helping, retard.

>> No.18991231

>still falling for obvious bait

Some things never change.

>> No.18991239

>>18988779
You haven't read up on Hindu mythology, have you?

>> No.18991241

>>18991182
Cheshire_Cat on /d/'s draw thread booru, just for the love of god don't post it here.

>> No.18991257

Which monster girl would most enjoy being choked to the point of actually passing out during sex?

>> No.18991268

>>18991257
Mice!

>> No.18991269

>>18991257
>choking
Why are you like this!?

>> No.18991274 [DELETED] 

>>18991220
Relax, we still have 160 images to go.

>> No.18991275

>>18991257
Undead MGs

>> No.18991279

>>18991239
Hindu mythology is to Greek mythology what Dragon Ball Z is to something normal.

>> No.18991281

>>18991274
Now we know you're a newfag for sure.

>> No.18991283

>>18991257
High class girls; Pharaoh, Anubis, Wight, Vampire etc.

>> No.18991286

>>18991241
>Cheshire Cat being eaten by a snake
FUCKING HOT!
It's a shame it doesn't end with digestion and that it looks like it was drawn by a tard with Downs.
Oh well, maybe some more similar art will be drawn in the future and maybe of some other girls too!

>> No.18991287

>>18991241
The fact you're posting it in spoilers doesn't make it any more acceptable you're answering and helping that fucking faggot. You can both go back to /d/ where mongs like you belong.

>> No.18991297

>>18991257
In my fantasies a lot of them do but Wights and Pharaohs are high on the list.

>> No.18991299

https://i.imgur.com/JWO5xAN.jpg

Second commission from JCM got finished, this one turned out even better then the last!

>> No.18991302
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>>18991286
You must be the "scum beyond redemption" talked about in Fallen Maidens.

>> No.18991307
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18991307

>constant spam courtesy of reddit and /monster/ browsers
>/d/icks out the ass
When will it end?

>> No.18991309

>>18991274
Doesn't make it any less off-topic garbage you newfag downie.

>>18991286
Get aids and die /d/tard.

>> No.18991319

Why do you fucking retards keep replying to the most obvious god damned bait of all time?

>> No.18991323

>>18991302
Nah. There's always reforming and reviving magic to bring her back to life. And no doubt there'd be magic to make it a pleasant experience. I'm sure there are more extreme fetishes MGE girls have seen or dealt with. Don't forget, one of the traits of MGs in MGE is to cater to their husband's fetishes.

>> No.18991326
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18991326

>>18991307
When Hiroshimoot keels over and dies.

>> No.18991331

Too obvious, try again.

>> No.18991335

>>18991269
A little choking is fine in rough sex.

>> No.18991343

>>18991299
I love his style so much, he makes everything so shiny and adorable in a way I can't explain well.

Cute mice as always.

>> No.18991348

>>18991299
wouldnt mind seeing more of that adorable dormouse!

>> No.18991352

>>18991323
Have you considered killing yourself? You'd make people happy, probably including your own parents.

>> No.18991355

>>18991286
This is why incubus Paladins are needed

>> No.18991357

>>18991352
You'd also make a wisp very happy!

>> No.18991367 [SPOILER] 
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18991367

>18991323
You don't even deserve a (You). Have a Ro instead.

>> No.18991375

>>18991283
Good meme maledomfag

>> No.18991392

>>18991375
Now this is the kind of weak bait i remember.

>> No.18991397

>>18991392
>bait
>not the one that follows the doujing logic and makes all girl secretly shy, moe or sub

>> No.18991398
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18991398

>>18991319
Baiting, like writing, is an art form in of itself. It's always easiest to go for the low hanging fruit you know will get (You)s.

>> No.18991407

>>18991397
>doujin logic is bad, except when it's the one I like

>> No.18991414
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18991414

>>18991398
>Warcraftshit

>> No.18991417

>>18991398
I love those goats

>> No.18991421

>>18991398
It's not even the lowest hanging fruit in this case, there's way worse shitstorm material out there that shitposters haven't discovered yet.

With a little expanding their horizons they could be swimming in (you)s.

>> No.18991422

>>18991343
I know, its fucking beautiful. He also undersells himself a bit too, he's rather cheap for the kind of end product you get.

>>18991348
Thanks! She's the last girl in the maidfrills batch im getting and I can't wait to post hers once its finished.

>> No.18991427

>>18991414
To be fair, I gave up on the lore behind Warcraft a long time ago. Similar to how I gave up on 40K when I realized there were legitimately stupid people on other boards who don't realize the entire setting is satire in the same vein as Starship Troopers. At least Age of Smegmar gives me my Medusa dose in Morathi.

>> No.18991428

>>18991414
>>18991398

>He actually fell for it.
>And it's a bait themed post

Fucking legend.

>> No.18991453

>>18991421
Oh, I know. But some of those horizons are /trash/ material given that kissing a Cu Sith is basically asking her to eat your face

>> No.18991455
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18991455

>>18991161
>Grigori
I thought he gave that shit up.

>> No.18991460

>>18991453
Just turn your head nigga.

>> No.18991472 [DELETED] 

>>18991460
https://imgur.com/a/TT4G0Xl

Anon you don't understand.

>> No.18991474

>>18991472
Exactly.

>> No.18991480

https://i.imgur.com/AtWQoBL.jpg

>> No.18991485

>>18991407
>I have to force my fetish into every girl

>> No.18991489

>>18991480
That's a super small dude.

>> No.18991497

>>18991427
Fantasy>AoS

I hope you have fun with AoS. Cheers bro

>> No.18991503

>>18991489
He looks like a teen or a shota and she's huge

>> No.18991513

>>18991485
>I have to force my fetish into every girl
Look who's talking.

>> No.18991517

>>18991485
>Strawman 101: Things nobody in this conversation ever said

>> No.18991526
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18991526

Who's arguing what now?

>> No.18991535

>>18991526
Don't worry about that.

Anyhow, cheshires are the best. You can't even prove me wrong.

>> No.18991544

>>18991497
I don't even pay attention to AoS outside of people in the Discords I'm in talking about it.

I miss Fantasy. I miss my little rat version of Joe Pasquale. I miss Skaven in general. I just want to do space crack with my waifu like I'm fucking Snowflame.

>> No.18991548

>>18991535
Would a cheshire make for a good mistress

>> No.18991551

>>18991480
>Giant red oni gives you a kiss my sucking on your head like a lolipop
>Gives you a hug by gently squeezing you in between her breasts
>Gives you a BJ by sucking on your lower half
>Uses your entire body as a dildo for sex
Thankfully she doesn't like anal!

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18991553

>>18991535
They make good hybrids.

>> No.18991557

>>18991548
Depends on who the main wife is, she could make a strong foil to a lot of different races.

>> No.18991559

>>18991548
Wives only, friend.

>> No.18991569

>>18991551
Giantess shit goes to /d/.

>> No.18991572

>>18991559
>>18991557
I meant mistress as in a noble lady or whatever

>> No.18991576

>>18991480
>>18991551
Kill yourselves.

>> No.18991583

>>18991553
Has the Demon Lord gone too far? Or is this a Druella and Queen of Hearts joint project?

>> No.18991584

>>18991572
Oh. In that case, yes, please continue.

>> No.18991585

>>18991572
Anon who the fuck refers to a noblewoman as a 'mistress'.

>> No.18991597

>>18991585
Her butler/dickthrone.

>> No.18991602

>>18991585
"Mistress" is an absurd word
>having a word that means two wildly different things in the same context

>> No.18991620

>>18991597
>butler/dickthrone

Such a great job

>> No.18991651

I've only been gone for 6 months, and it amazes me how much of a vanillafag fuckfest this place has become. A little bit of giantess posting was fine, but now it's the end of the world when it's posted. Feels like this place has been invaded by /monster/ purityfags, probably actually has

>> No.18991657

>>18991576
What?

>> No.18991667

>>18991651
Giantess shit was told to fuck off even as far back as /a/.

If anything this place has gotten more degenerate and a few things are overlooked more than they used to be, some standards are still important though.

>> No.18991684

>>18991620
Especially if you have a haughty Cheshire noblewoman grinding her enormous ass against your dick and smugly smirking back at you as she waits for you to properly beg her to rape you.

>> No.18991688

>>18991651
>A little bit of giantess posting was fine
Stop lying.

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18991692

>>18991651
>A little bit of giantess posting was fine
A delusional revisionist I see.

>> No.18991698

>>18991651
The difference is that tall girls are fine (Up to 8ft) but giantess itself is shit and always has been.

>>18991684
Not him but its time to see what breast first, me or her.

>> No.18991712

>>18991651
these threads have always been bipolar.

>> No.18991716

>>18991667
>>18991688
He probably doesn't remember the Karbo spammer of old. Hell, he was probably never here during the /a/ days either.

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>> No.18991735

>>18991651
I'm pretty sure /d/ never sticked here.

>> No.18991764
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>>18991526
Ran is pretty cool and all, but can she launch planes?

>> No.18991776

>>18991764
Begone, boatperson.

>> No.18991778

>>18991764
You're a bit of a cunt.

>> No.18991800

>>18991764
I'd throw paper planes at the anubis to get her attention in class. Maybe I'd even throw my ittan momen classmate.

>> No.18991816

>>18991800
Don't bully the Momen. They have to work twice as hard as anyone to stay clean, and it's impossible to hate how comfy they are.

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18991818

>>18991730
Fox knockers.

>> No.18991821

I want to help a Pharaoh become the queen of queens aka empress

>> No.18991828

>>18991818
And flat cats, it seems.

>> No.18991829

>>18991821
I want to help a Shog become the domicile of domiciles aka the planet.

>> No.18991838

>>18991651
>I've only been gone for 6 months, and it amazes me how much of a vanillafag fuckfest this place has become
You're a retard or a liar. This thread has always stuck mostly to the vanilla side of things, avoiding garbage like vore, futa, and so on. And it's been like this for years. This shouldn't be surprising to anyone. If you want that kind of stuff, head over to /d/, /monster/, one of the forums, anywhere but here.

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>>18991776
All mofu is deserving of love.

>> No.18991842

>>18991764
White haired one is a qt.

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>>18991838
>avoiding garbage like vore

>> No.18991864

>>18991829
Well I hope it is some barren planet or whatever. Stay away from Mother Earth

>> No.18991878

>>18991858
thats not vore

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18991889

>>18991878
>getting swallowed by a giant creature
>not vore

>> No.18991899

>>18991858
>>18991889

It would have been vore if you got eaten by that sexy girl. Pretty sure vore people don't get turned on by being eating by a big non-sexual monster. That is snuff people I guess

>> No.18991907

>>18991889
I want to hug that succ

>> No.18991915

>>18991889
That ice cream must be really good for her to be having heart pupils from licking it.

>> No.18991916

>>18991878
By definition, it is vore, in particular, soft vore, where the victim isn't chewed to shreds or digested in the stomach. It's a genre of vore where the prey is not harmed

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>>18991899
>It's only vore if it's by a cute girl
Anon...

>> No.18991921

>>18991918
I'd let a cheshire vore me

>> No.18991922

>>18991918
Pretty sure in this case it would

>> No.18991925

>>18991889
you're not being disgusted which is too my understanding the main premise of vore is to be consumed.

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>>18991921

>> No.18991935
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18991935

Let's stop

>> No.18991936

>>18991934
I'm certain the cheshire's tummy would accomplish that

>> No.18991940 [DELETED] 

>>18991921
>>18991936
Kill yourself.

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18991942

>>18991925
>you're not being disgusted

>> No.18991946

>>18991858
Sandworms are like the most extremely vanilla 1% of vore.

>> No.18991947

>>18991925
>>18991942
*digested*

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18991956

>>18991899
>It would have been vore if you got eaten by that sexy girl.
Technically you are.
>Inside their mouths there’s a part that looks like a tongue or bait in the form of a beautiful woman, but the woman part is actually the main body.

>> No.18991959

>>18991935
I wanna bury my face in a Griffon's crotch mofu and take huge gaping whiffs of her musk.

>> No.18991971

>>18991946
They're not vore at all. Vore is mote in the buildup to the eating. While sandworms have all the action after being swallowed.

It was just someone trolling.

It's like saying reading a douijin means getting cucked by the MC. Just absurd autism and trolling.

Stop being so dumb.

>> No.18991981

>>18991956
Why is she so damn smug?
Look at that face.

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18991986

>All this degenerate talk and arguing
I just want to pet a jinko.

>> No.18991988

I want to pamper a shortstack werewolf.

>> No.18991992

>>18991986
Well, I'm sure she'd stoically let you scratch them with minor purring.

>> No.18992003

>>18991992
Tigers chuff, they cannot into purring.

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>>18991986

>> No.18992005

>>18991992
Jinkos don't purr, they chuff.

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>>18991971
>splitting hairs this hard

>> No.18992017

I wonder what Sabbath Cheshires are like...

>> No.18992021

>>18991981
The big knockers, probably.

>> No.18992023

>>18992005
>>18992003
I'm aware, I mixed up my words.

>> No.18992033

>>18992017
Flat, smug tricksters that love to sleep in your lap while you scratch their ears.

>> No.18992044

>>18992017
They pretend to be CCs and flirt with shotas only to later reveal they are actually little girls.

>> No.18992049

>>18992017
Like any 3DPD teenager.

>> No.18992054

>>18992017
They're the ones who gave the rest of the Sabbath the idea to lure men into white vans.

>> No.18992058

>>18992044
Lord knows how many desperate NEET anons they've tricked into thinking they're curvy CCs only to play a surprise game of "guess who's a pedophile".

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18992064

>>18991992
>>18992003
I went to check up on which cats can purr and found this tidbit.
>Although purring is commonly associated with felids, other animals such as raccoons purr.
>Other purring animals include ... bears, foxes, rabbits, squirrels

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18992067

Elt is a lucky guy.

>> No.18992075

>>18992064
So your telling me that I could have a pai loli rata and tanuki in my lap purring as I scratch their ears?

I love it.
The tanuki is going to be a tomboy

>> No.18992084

>>18989060
Wedge-tails are awesome birds but I despise this meme simply for how inaccurate it is.

Namely:

1. Bald eagles are not among the world's smallest eagles, there are plenty of species that are much smaller.
2. They eat primarily fish but are overall opportunistic, and the fish they eat tend to be large. They also take prey as large as cranes, pelicans and young deer.
3. They are not much at all like sea gulls, but rather are fairly typical member of the fish eagle group (notable though for building the largest tree nest known for any animal).
4. Thanks to their very elongated wings Wedge-tails have some of the largest wing spans of any eagles, but their actual mass is actually less than quite a few other species including the bald eagle (wedge-tails max out at around 13 pounds, bald eagles up to 17 pounds or so).

To make this about monster girls, I wonder what how big a harpy tree nest would be? Course its more likely they would have some kind of tree house I guess.

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>>18992075
Seems like it's quite possible.

>> No.18992107

>>18992054
I feel like even other members of the Sabbath would be nervous around that one Cheshire who keeps laughing to herself while stocking up a featureless van with all sorts of lewd things and a mattress while muttering "You'll be my Onii-chan even if you don't want it~"

>> No.18992112

>>18992095
Fantastic.
Give me those bushy tailed pai lolis so I can get them purring while it rains and thunders.

>> No.18992115

>>18989079
That's not how incubi work anon:

>Since an incubus retains the mamono mana of the monster he's coupled with inside his body, a human woman who has sex with an incubus will end up transforming into that race. However, the lust of an incubus who's kept having sex with monsters will not be satisfied by having sex with anyone other than a monster.

>Also, an incubus' superhuman lust is only directed towards the monster he's coupled with no matter what, and they don't have an instinct to attack the opposite sex like monsters do. For that reason, incubi do not attack and forcibly rape human women, and such an incident has never been confirmed.

Basically it sounds like a incubus would only have sex with a human if she or perhaps his wife wanted it, as he wouldn't get satisfaction out of it.

>> No.18992120

>>18992115
That or he was just exposed to a fuckton of demonic energy. I'm pretty sure you can become an Incubus that way too.

>> No.18992132

>>18991986
I want a jinko to pet me

>> No.18992142

>>18992120
In that case the DE would also push him to go after some single monster, as they're the only ones up to satisfying him.

>> No.18992145

>>18992132
>Anon gets lost in the wilderness but gets found by a silent Jinko.
>Instead of violating him like he expects, she takes him to her camp and shares the food she hunted with him before taking him to her tent and snuggling him like a daki while stroking his hair.

>> No.18992148

>>18989434
Well it also explains why after so much time and such long lifespans monsters don't exist in much higher numbers than they do.

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18992160

I love you all! Be nice and no cussing!!!

>> No.18992159

>>18992142
What if he has a corruption fetish anon? The DE would push him to fulfill that fetish by fucking a human girl until she monsterized.
Shit, now I'm imagining a Paladin girl getting violated by her childhood friend turned Incubus in the wake of a demon realm emerging and slowly going from struggling and angry to loving it and monsterizing.

>> No.18992163
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18992163

Would you give her a ride?

>> No.18992165

>>18992160
But I thought Titania-san loved it when her little brother pulled on her hair and called her a "filthy fucking whore" while he came inside her.

>> No.18992168

>>18992159
>What if he has a corruption fetish anon?
Still wouldn't happen, because incubi won't rape human women. End of story.
If you don't like it go make your own setting with blackjack and hookers.

>> No.18992171

>>18992160
Don't you fricking tell me what the heck to do you beach.

>> No.18992174

I wish I was a better content morlock for you all

>> No.18992176
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18992176

>>18992160
Or you'll what?

>> No.18992183

>>18992163
>Gas, ass, or grass.
>"W-wha?"
>Ass it is! You can ride shotgun if you want.

>> No.18992185
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18992185

>>18992176
>>18992171

Both of you need a time out! No monster girl for you until you calm down!

>> No.18992193

>>18992168
>>18992120
Oh well, I guess I could get a mamono wife and then help her corrupt holy maidens

>> No.18992197

>>18992193
You could always get raped by a Dark Priest and then go rape her pure sister in a three way.

>> No.18992199
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>>18992185
You're not my mother, you can't tell me what to do.

>> No.18992202

>>18992185
I refuse to be restrained by you, you d*mmy. You can go eat a wiener for all I care.

>> No.18992208

>>18992159
>What if he has a corruption fetish anon? The DE would push him to fulfill that fetish by fucking a human girl until she monsterized.

Would probably work if they were both guided by another monster or whatever.

>> No.18992217
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>>18992183
I read that as gas or ass-to-grass and was momentarily confused. How does a snake squat?

>> No.18992218

>>18992197
I will just help my Dark Priest wife go about corrupting others

>> No.18992228

>>18992015
I wonder if those shoulder eyes see, and just how well if they do? They're the same as the worm shell's eyes so they likely do function to some degree.

>> No.18992246

>>18992168
Admittedly the text doesn't state its impossible for an incubus to rape a human woman, only that its never been confirmed to happen and it goes against an incubus' very nature.

i.e. if you want it to happen in the setting you probably need a better explanation than just "its his fetish." Such an incubus actually already has an outlet after all, KC mentioning that mindflayers can use their powers to allow couples to live out various rape fantasies with each other.

>> No.18992250

>>18992246
>its never been confirmed to happen and it goes against an incubus' very nature.
You people have been following this setting for how long now?
I should think by now you’d understand that this is as close to a “fuck no” as you will ever get out of KC.

>> No.18992256

>>18992246
I guess the text only mentions incubi who have already coupled with another monster. Incubus without a mate is rare which means an incubus raping a human priestess is even rarer. Could still happen I guess.

>> No.18992257

>>18992228
Husband sensors.

>> No.18992261

>>18992217
>mfw I'll never have a monster gf who's also my gym buddy
>mfw I'm all alone at the gym and at home

Why even live?

>> No.18992262

>>18992250
Oh to be clear I agree, just playing devil's advocate.

>> No.18992264

>>18992183
>Be an anon driving down the highway.
>See a purple haired catgirl with her thumb up in the distance.
>Must be one of those "monstergirls" fresh from the portals.
>Decide to humor her by stopping your car.
>"Hey there handsome, going my way? I'm new around here and reeeeally need a ride."
>'Well nothing's for free. Gas, ass or grass?'
>"Oh? Trying to take advantage of a poor broke girl huh? Fufufu~"
>And this is what you expected, fresh from the portal with no money looking for a handout. You even made a bit of a joke out of it.
>"Ass."
>'W-what?'
>"You heard me. Ass. I've got a pretty fat ass too, with a nice tight virgin pussy~ I'm pretty confident that I could ruin you for any other girl. Why don't you give me a ride and I can give you a "ride" when it gets dark?"
>There's no way she's serious. She's gotta be fucking with you... but that ass is just as big as she boasts, you can see it even from here from the way she's bent over.
>You might finally stop being a virgin if you let her into your car, and after a few minutes of deliberating you finally come to your decision.
>That night, pulled over off the side of the road in an isolated spot you somewhat regretted it.
>Mainly because the monstergirl convinced you to stop there instead of looking for a hotel and then dragged you into the backseat, pulled off your pants and made good on her promise.
>It's just she didn't stop after the first orgasm, or the second, or the eighth.
>"What's wrong big boy? It's only round ten! Can't handle this greedy kitty pussy? Huh? Gimme mooooore! Gimme mooooooore~!"
>'Please! Someone! Help!'
>"Hahahahahahahahaaa~! No one's coming to help you! No one can hear anything coming out of the car since I soundproofed it! C'mon stud, give momma more of your cum~!"
>Of course, you woke up the next morning drained with the smell of sex heavy in the car with a purring Cheshire cuddled up next to you, so maybe it wasn't all bad.

>> No.18992268

>>18992261
In the faint hopes that some day the portals will open.

>> No.18992271

>>18992256
>Incubus without a mate is rare

Citation? Yes the majority have wives already but there are so many ways to become an incubus (being in a monster realm for too long, eating enough of any number of monster realm fruits or vegetables) that I wouldn't call a unmarried incubus "rare" so much as he is unlikely to be unmarried for long.

And regardless, part of becoming an incubus is gaining a marked preference for monster girls, he still wouldn't be compelled to assault human women.

>> No.18992280

>>18992271
>Citation?
Just a hunch from reading that text. I don't really care that much either way.

>> No.18992281

>>18992268
Why can't the portals open sooner? I'm sick and tired of my shitty life. Nothing good ever happens and I'm lonely as fuck.

>> No.18992292

>>18992264
I want this

>> No.18992296

>>18992271
Pretty much every method that isn't fucking a monster girl or direct dark matter exposure is slow and gradual.
A man in a demon realm (which is also where you'd find demon realm produce) is unlikely to stay single for long. So yeah, rare.

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>>18992296
>A man in a demon realm (which is also where you'd find demon realm produce)

Thanks to the work of gals like these you can find pretty much any kind of monster realm produce outside monster realms, some of it is even fairly common (though not as common as in a monster realm).

Heck World Guide 2 even lists a human realm rarity level for each of the various fruits and vegetables.

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Friendly reminder.

>> No.18992330
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EEL. PUSSY.

>> No.18992334

>>18992330
Cute ears.

>> No.18992351

>>18989079
Aside from how the incubus behaved, there is one other major issue with this greentext. Namely it shouldn't be possible to enter a umbral monster realm like Lescatie and only be aware of the changes after entering it.

The very air of such a monster realm fills a normal human with lust and can even drive them mad until they monsterize, plus there are the obvious signs of it always being at least somewhat dark out, the red moon, and the light of monster mana dancing in the sky.

Basically this nun comes off as blind and numb to all sensations that she could be caught off guard by all this.

>> No.18992356

>>18992292
How would you react to learning that she was waiting with a pair of binoculars for a guy she would want to come by and you only saw her because she thought you were cute?
She was never going anywhere but into your pants anon.

>> No.18992361

>>18992321
>You will never be a human servant in the high elf empire

>> No.18992392

>>18992361
>"Slave! Your mistress requires that you pull down your pants and fuck her until she's pregnant!"
CC High Elf Ojous are scary.

>> No.18992393

>>18992361
Being a prisoner of war seems more fun.

>> No.18992399

>>18992393
So you want to be gangraped by a bunch of smug elves with thunder thighs?
You want your face squished between their tits as they take turns riding you?

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>> No.18992409

>>18992392
>>18992393
Gonna be the page of a high elf knightess commander

>> No.18992410

>>18992404
That girl needs a good brushing.

>> No.18992413

>>18992399
That sounds more like a forest elf thing. High elves would have fairly nice living conditions, good food, and interrogations are mostly an excuse to tentatively molest your round ears for a while.

>> No.18992422

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure doesn't start doing anything crazy during lightning storms now that winter is ending.

Don't want her to get hit by an errant lightning bolt instead of her lightning rod now do we?

>> No.18992438

>>18992422
I'd tell my dragon about the story of a friend who was cleaning his dragon wife's hoard during a thunderstorm and got electrocuted.

>> No.18992451

>>18988673
He's talking about the rape, a single man can't set foot in there without getting raped.

"Another carriage broke down in Lescatie and OH GEE I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PASSENGERS?"

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>>18992404
Too long, didn't listen.

>> No.18992457

>>18992438
>....Husband, you are to wear a ring of electrical resistance at all times.
>"But your hoard is in the baseme-"
>AT ALL TIMES

>> No.18992471

>>18992457
I doubt she would even let husband get near it even with the ring.

>> No.18992477

>>18992471
>He has seven layers of electrical resistance.
>Could lick a transformer and still be fine
>Dragon still wants something else on him

>> No.18992479
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18992479

Uh oh, turns out that elf adventurer you teamed up with a few months ago is actually a succubus assassin! Good thing you wised up and tricked her into a binding circle before letting her catch on that the jig is up.

Still she had plenty of opportunities to kill you and she even saved your life that one time. What gives?

>> No.18992486

>>18992471
>>18992477
A cock ring that grants electrical resistance, to protect his parts Its just a normal cock ring but he doesn't need to know that part

>> No.18992487

>>18992479
The only thing she was there to assassinate was your virginity.

>> No.18992488

>>18992477
Her of course. Even though some dragons might be weak to lighting she'd still be willing to hug and protect.

Dragons are too pure, it's why I'd do my best to protect mine.

>> No.18992489
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18992489

Left or right?

>> No.18992496

>>18992489
Yes.

>>18992488
But anon, SHE needs to protect you.

>> No.18992497

>>18992479
Clearly she wasn't trying to assassinate me. I'd let her go.

>> No.18992504

>>18992489
Sproink, for sure.

>> No.18992506

>>18992496
And I need to protect her and she wouldn't be able to stop me from training. I'd have my dragon's back no matter what.

>> No.18992536
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If the flower's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.

>> No.18992546

>>18992536
>Love gardening
>No alraune waifu to make into the spectacular centerpiece of the garden
Life is suffering

>> No.18992550
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18992550

Best servant.

>> No.18992590
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>> No.18992606

>>18992506
Good husband

>> No.18992614

>>18992546
You wouldn't leave her outside, would you?

>> No.18992631

>>18992361
>>18992393
>Captured as a PoW by the Elven Kingdom
>They've never taken a human prisoner before
>They end up asking you all sorts of questions about human society
>Questions about human society turn into questions about how humans will react to certain actions or policies
>Those questions turn into requests for advice about diplomatic matters
>Before long, you're dictating foreign policy directly to the queen and nobles and they do everything you suggest
>Lying in your cell one evening, the realization that you accidentally conquered the Elven Kingdom finally dawns on you

>> No.18992634

>>18992631
>Your cell
Is it actually a well furnished room with a door they stopped locking years ago? Is there a cute elven princess sleeping with her head on your chest?

>> No.18992635

>>18992631
What do you do when they ask about good humans are in bed?

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>>18992506
Is this how you make a dragon turn into mush?

>> No.18992657

I want to cum on a dragon's gold

>> No.18992698

>>18992635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LD6ITN2dk

>> No.18992699

>>18992606
I want my waifu to call me this while breathing heavily and aggressively rapidly headpatting me again and again.

>> No.18992712
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ZIPANGESE DEMON REALM SILVER FOLDED TEN GORILLION TIMES

>> No.18992714

>>18992634
>Is there a cute elven princess sleeping with her head on your chest?
More like there's a cute elven princess with her mouth around anon's dick sucking happily.

>> No.18992716

>>18992316
>Danuki so skin flinted to buy a dildo she uses a roll of quarters to get off and then cleans them to use as change afterwards.

>> No.18992728

>>18992714
I mean, I was imagining this happening after defiling the pale elven royal (again). If you've got time to think about times like that during the act she's probably not blowing very well.

>> No.18992731
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>Oomukade recoils in terror from a normal centipede

>> No.18992732

Ochimusha with shamefully fat tits.
Kunoichi with a shamefully fat ass.

Who wins Anon-dono's affections?

>> No.18992740

>>18992699
A situation where's she's gone a bit overboard with her seduction attempts and she's saying that with lust-tinged fear after seeing the look in your eye might also be good.

>>18992732
The winner of the contest I set up, obviously. The loser gets to be concubine instead of wife.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>> No.18992800

>>18992773
Which mod did you fellate to get your ban overturned?

>> No.18992801
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>>18992732
Booty ninjas are a miracle of the universe.

>> No.18992814
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Shoggoths are great cooks.

>> No.18992825 [SPOILER] 
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18992825

The blowjob of legends!

>> No.18992831

>>18992814
They specialize in blackberry pastries and pies, grape jam, and purple drink.

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>>18992800
rude~

>> No.18992846
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>>18992831
My kind of girl.

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>>18992839
I know a solution.

1 Get a jar or glass and add 2 teaspoons of salt 2. Fill the glass with 1/3rd vingear and 1/3rd lemon juice
3. Fill the rest of the glass with laundry bleach 4. Add 5 to 7 pennies (or copper coins of your country)
5. Take a straw and blow into the glass.
6. After 10 minutes the portal should start forming! Blowing until you're dizzy increases the CO2 in your breath making the portal larger and more stable.

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>> No.18992900
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18992900

Reminder that if you're running a Holst farm, treat them right, get them a Happycow™!

>> No.18992904

Are all scyllas and charybdis Greek?

>> No.18992910

>>18992863
Motherfucker, don't go giving people instructions to make Chlorine Gas you'll actually kill someone!

>> No.18992914
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18992914

>>18992904
Ocean monsters don't have a nationality.

>> No.18992917

>>18992910
If anyone followed his instructions they deserve to die anyway. It's no big deal

>> No.18992920

>>18992863
Bad Wisp! Stop tricking people into killing themselves so you can trap their souls!

>> No.18992923
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>> No.18992925

>>18992917
We'll see how "not a big deal" it is when you've got a manslaughter charge and Bubba the Love Machine drops some soap in the prison shower.

>> No.18992931
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18992931

This is your secretary. She's very good at her job.

Say something to her.

>> No.18992934

>>18992863
>I know a solution.
I GET IT

>> No.18992936

>>18992931
Something

>> No.18992940
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18992940

>>18992925
They'll never find me!

>> No.18992942

>>18992931
Stop eating my ice cream

>> No.18992947
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18992947

>>18992931
BIG
IMP
TITTIES

>> No.18992948

>>18992931
She's too short.

>> No.18992949

>>18992931
Your fired!

>> No.18992957
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18992957

How do you stop your imoutos from fighting?

>> No.18992958

>>18992931
when will they learn

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If your daughterus suckle their finger while sleeping or can fit their fist in the mouth, you better watch yourself

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>>18993001

>> No.18993031

>>18993009
Is that

Is that some succubi about to have a hotdog eating contest?

>> No.18993037

>>18993001
>not giving them pacifiers with dildos instead of nipples
What a terrible father.

>> No.18993039

>>18993031
You should see how fast they can inhale those wieners!

>> No.18993087

Ok anon. If you and/or your waifu were to wear a collar, what would the tags say?

Hard mode: No names.

>> No.18993107

>>18993087
She wears the collar, and it would probably say bad girl. It probably would just pull through her though If I tugged on the leash.

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>>18993087
Snugglebunny. I like cute pet names.

>> No.18993134

>>18993087
Easy mode for me anon, just our names is perfect for us.

>> No.18993169

>>18993087
Out of my wives, I think only one of them would wear a collar-leash, and it'd probably say 'Stupid Rat' or something like that.

>> No.18993180

>>18993087
>One collar has a heart covered with bandages
>The other has a box of band-aids

>> No.18993193

>A Vampire will never watch over your family from a distance for generations
>She hands lucrative jobs to family members
>She has them introduced into men and women who will later becomes their spouses
>She even provides direct financial assistance when needed
>All in an effort to craft the perfect son, who she will then claim and raise as her own

>> No.18993215

>>18993193
When do the punch ghosts come into play?

>> No.18993392
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>>18993215
In a dead thread.

>> No.18993393

>>18993113
>Be a servant to the princess of the Rabbit Kingdom.
>Whenever she wants something she thumps her foot.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8wfR7k3844

>> No.18993398

>>18993193
No way man, that's way too much pressure.

>> No.18993461
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18993461

Saw some baby vipers today. Cute snek is cute even if venomous and hissing.

>> No.18993475

>>18993193
What is her ubermensch, eugenically engineered son like, and at what point does she go full Tale of Genji?

>> No.18993518
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18993518

Greedy foxes will leglock you tight and have you cum inside until they are satisfied.

>> No.18993531

>>18993518
Oh jeez! I don't know if I'm ready to be a dad!

>> No.18993533
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>>18993518
And then you tun the tables on their exhausted frames with your raging erection.

>> No.18993541

>>18993531
Don't worry. Raising loli foxes is an easy yet very rewarding task.

>>18993533
A man's lust cannot compare to a kistune's. You'll be exhausted long before her unless you learn her weak spots and abuse them.

>> No.18993603

>>18988842
Is there a collection of just these? Not the horsepussy, the geographic stuff. Naturally, free and in english would be preferred.

>> No.18993739

>>18986364
>Tangentially related, but I wonder how many Mimics deep you could go, If you started putting Mimics inside Mimics?
This is some kind of recursive super-lesbianism, isn't it.
The only people Mimics should be letting inside them are boys they love very much.
...Well, boys they like very much.
...Well, boys they like the look of.
...Well, boys they look at.
But only boys, OK? Demon Lord sez.

>> No.18993757

>>18993739
Russian Nesting Mimics though.

>> No.18993846

What kind of welcoming gift would your new monster girl neighbors give you if you moved into a demon realm city? What species make the best neighbors?

>> No.18993847

>>18993739
Some things just have to be done though. Like putting a few ittan momen in the wash together and watching them spin.

>> No.18993849

>>18993847
Hidoi.

>> No.18993852

>>18993846
Trolls and Holsts make the best neighbors.

>> No.18993861

>>18993846
Mice would make trash neighbors, unless they were dormice. Then they are perfect cause they never bother you.

>> No.18993877

>>18993846
They would probably give you homemade food that's full of aphrodisiacs. Unless they're a NEET then they might give you a video game, hoping you play with them.
Anyone that's unlikely to throw a loud party, like Elves, Mice, or Wights, would be good neighbors.

>> No.18993881

>>18993852
>Holst gives you a big jar of fresh high-quality milk as a welcome gift
>She subtly mentions that she thought about you while milking herself
>Troll gives you a home-cooked meat pie and a bag of cookies
>She offers you to come over to her house for dinner any day you want

>>18993861
If you catch mice neighbors messing with your trash then you're legally allowed to mess with their pussy.

>> No.18993906

>>18993881
>there's a Holst on your left
>there's a Troll on your right
Well who is across the street, sunbathing on their lawn?

>> No.18993915

>>18993846
The kind that spends most of their time in their house not making any noise.

>> No.18993928

>>18993915
>He was a quiet man, paid his rent on time and didn't bother anyone
Neighbor's description of notorious Maus Sniffer.

>> No.18993937

>>18993877
>spoiler
It's only normal for them to give you a taste of the local products and they will take responsibility for any side effects if you wish.
>Unless they're a NEET then they might give you a video game, hoping you play with them.
>Gremlin gifts you a ful gaming PC and a year worth of subscription to her favorite sci-fi MMO

>>18993906
A Demon bathing in the nude.
She needs you to come inside her house to give you her welcoming gift.

>> No.18993939

>>18993881
>If you catch mice neighbors messing with your trash then you're legally allowed to mess with their pussy.
Legally "obligated", surely.
It is enough for evil to flourish that good men do nothing, etc

>>18993846
> What kind of welcoming gift would your new monster girl neighbors give you if you moved into a demon realm city?
Daughters.
Forcibly.

>> No.18993942

>>18993881
This sounds like Heaven.
>>18993906
Keeping with the theme I'd imagine a Titiana.

>> No.18993943

>>18993937
>follow Demon indoors
>hear the click of a door locking behind you
>it's her Mom
Bad luck and trouble!

>> No.18993958

>>18993943
I dunno, doing both would be nice

>> No.18993962

>>18993943
Greet her for her day then run away ASAP

>> No.18993966

>>18993962
The door is locked. You're surrounded.

>> No.18993971

>>18993966
Thats a fat mom then

>> No.18993974

WHERE IS MY ANAL GIRL KC

>> No.18993976

>>18993943
Would get seduced by and end up fucking her mom on the table.

>> No.18993983

>>18993971
You forgot the daughter you were just following?

>> No.18993986

>>18993974
Alps already exist.

>> No.18994011

>>18993939
Are you implying that it is the duty of good men to punish mice and correct their ways? You'll need some sort of lifelong commitment to achieve this.

>>18993943
>The gift was surprise okayodon
>You're not allowed to refuse

>>18993976
The proper procedure is to first breed her mom like a beast in order to to soothe her womb that has been aching for years, then once the mom is satisfied (for now) and the inexperienced daughter got heavily aroused by the sight of her mom getting fucked you gently take her virginity while her mom hold her down and gives her instructions on how to make you feel better.

>> No.18994052

>>18993986
FUCK YOU

>> No.18994056

>>18994052
>AAHHH Anon no that's my butt!
>It's the only hole of yours that I acknowledge Steve

>> No.18994064

>>18994052
Unlike modern day attentionfags and other braindead people, alps undego a natural-magic transition into fully propper girls, so it should be fine.

>> No.18994077

>>18994011
That's a good and smooth method like her. I fear that once I finish cumming and filling the demon's womb her mom would be ready to go again but this time she would want it lovingly.
Would give myself a sister-in-law and if the young one was okay with it she'd be getting pregnant too.

>> No.18994142
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18994142

>>18994011
Mice aren't all bad girls anon! They don't need to be reformed or corrected, just shown a little affection! Once they have their eyes set on you they'll be too busy trying to give you twenty daughters to do anything bad.

>> No.18994144

>>18994052
Easiest (you) of my life

>> No.18994152

>>18994142
>There's a Mouse in my bed!

>> No.18994176

>>18994152
It’s time to bring the shoe

>> No.18994184

>>18994176
When our cat was in heat, my dad used to throw boots at him to shut him up. Does this work on horny Meeces?

>> No.18994185

>>18993974
>KC releases a anal-fixated species
>It's a loli only gecko girl with smooth colorful skin, big reptilian pupils and a large tail
>When they come across a man they fancy they jump on him and pester him until he gives in and fucks their ass
>They insist on him holding their tail during anal sex because it feels best and allows him to be rougher
>In such moments they sometimes get too into it and lose their tail
>It is both a very shameful and joyful event because giving their tail to a man is akin to marriage to them
>When not getting anally raped, gecko girls can be found bullying bug girls often bigger than them
>This often results in them ending up in precarious situations
>There have been many reports of couples being formed from a man stumbling upon a vulnerable gecko girl and abusing her

>> No.18994226
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18994226

>>18994176
No! Mice deserve to be pampered and spoiled and turned into meek housewives that give birth to a school's worth of daughters for you, and then they all eventually give birth to another school's worth of your children!

>> No.18994240

>>18994226
Your pick doesn't show any kind of "meek" on her.

>> No.18994256
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18994256

>>18994240
Clicked on the image right next to the one I meant to use.

>> No.18994262

>>18994256
That's a sneaky mouse. She's a sluuuut!

>> No.18994284

>>18994142
>>18994226
Wouldn't swarming a peaceful town with a bunch of noisy mice daughters be a very evil thing to do?
As a father you'll be too busy repeatedly impregnating your wife to properly educate them.
My conclusion is that while you should rape mice to punish them, you must never cum inside.

>> No.18994315
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>>18994284
Its not evil at all! Besides, even the dad of a hundred mice could make time to teach them all and give them all the attention they deserve. And besides, what kind of monster would repeatedly fuck a mouse raw and not give her the pleasure of getting creampied? Not even a seasoned mouse mafia member deserves to be treated that inhumanely!

>> No.18994344

>>18994315
>having time for all 100 children
Well you have absolutely no idea how hard it is to deal with kids.

>> No.18994357
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18994357

>>18994052
No, fuck you leather head!

>> No.18994358

>>18994344
I like to believe that mge kids are a lot more pleasant to be around. And mouse (or other horde based monsters) kids doubly so.

>> No.18994361

>>18994357
Can I kiss her abs?

>> No.18994365

>>18994361
Only if that's your deep, dark fantasy.

>> No.18994367

>>18994365
It's not deep or dark at all.

>> No.18994369

>>18994226
>Mouse is drugged up on aphrodisiac and has a magical womb tattoo to increase fertility and make sex feels better
>"What a silly mouse. She's cute, I want to date her!"

>>18994256
>>18994262
>Shy mouse finally musters the courage to put on a bikini and go to the beach after years of staying at home
>"What a sneaky rat. She's a slut, I want to rape her!"

>> No.18994376

>>18994369
One is open about being a total slut and the other is not.

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18994380

>>18994367
I was trying to make a bad Billy/Van Darkholme joke, but Fair enough!

>> No.18994401

>>18994369
>Mouse twins are constantly misunderstood and go to each other for advice on how to get men to treat them how they want to be treated
>Shenanigans ensue and nothing goes according to plan. Everyone treats the shy mouse like she's used goods and the flirty one like a child.
>Both are incredibly jealous of how everyone treats the other and wish they were in their sister's shoes.

>> No.18994421

>>18994344
>>18994358
As far I know there hasn't been a work that showed in detail the upbringing of a monster girl.
In MGE specifically the subject is never directly discussed though we have this from World Guide 1:
>monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.

>> No.18994439

>>18994421
We also know from various tidbits that upbringing can vary a lot between different types. For instance most monster girls go through a rather helpless baby stage where they are fed milk from their mother. On the other hand, slimes are born pretty independent from the start, only requiring enough food to gain some size before moving out into the world.

>> No.18994504

>>18994439
Slimes are kind of a cheat though.
They're not so much daughters as they are smaller clones of your wife, with all her memories.
Which of course raises the question of how a *married* slime can ever get her clones to move out at all. Because monsters never 'divorce', and the fresh clone has memories of this guy being their husbando, sooo...? The fate of every married slime is to become a queen slime?

>> No.18994532

>>18994504
Do they share memories? The wiki says:
>As they store up nutrients, the excess portion of their body that doesn't form the shape of a woman will accumulate under their feet. Once it increases above a certain amount, the slime will divide, giving birth to a little slime that looks just like herself. Right after birth a slime's head is full of thoughts of feeding, and she'll immediately have sex with her father who is right before her eyes. Until the little slime grows a certain size, she will cling to her mother's excess part, and continue ingesting semen from her father together with her mother.
I mean, I can see where you're coming from with the method of reproduction being division. However, even then the newborn slime doesn't necessarily share the mother's memories. So with that assumption out of the way, it's entirely possible (albeit unlikely) for a young slime to bud off and go after another man altogether.

>> No.18994533
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18994533

I think I'd be okay with being attached to a Night Gaunt if it meant I got to bully her
>voluptuous Night Gaunt gets on a crowded train
>after the train starts moving, her wing hands suddenly spring up and aggressively grope her huge breasts
>the pleasure makes her legs weak, forcing her to grab onto a pole for stability
>her wings move her boobs along the length of the pole like she's titfucking it, a sight that catches everyone's attention, including the young succubus in front of her getting an eye full
>she tries to protest sheepishly, but her tail snakes it's way into her mouth before a thicker tentacle disappears up her skirt
>a few of the monstergirl passengers on the train have started masturbating while watching this public self-molestation
>it's not long before the Night Gaunt's body tenses up then relaxes
>her wings and tail release her just before the next stop, allowing her to shuffle off the train

>> No.18994558

>>18992264
Wouldn't sexing it up in a car be very uncomfortable?

>> No.18994619
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18994619

Rev up them bug sprays!

>> No.18994621

>>18994532
Yeah, there's no indication they share memories (beyond the basic instincts/knowledge needed to survive of course) and the usual pattern of behavior is that the new slime leaves, which wouldn't happen if she had the same memories as her parent/original.

In other words being a sort of clone doesn't necessitate having the same memories, the new slime is a new being with her own mind and interests.

>> No.18994632

>>18994558
Depends on the car.

>> No.18994657

>>18994619
I'll spray her with my love.

>> No.18994858

>>18994533
Finding out new ways to bullying your Night Gaunt waifu would make life always interesting and full of memorable events.
>Night Gaunt infiltrates a high-school
>Her uniform is way too small and everyone can tell she's too old
>She enters a random classroom
>All the students stare at her, and not-so-quietly whisper things
>She hears them talking about how her body is too mature and how she must be desperate
>The teacher finally enters and everyone quiets down
>That's when the Night Gaunt's wings fully spanned out and started molesting her
>She struggled to keep quiet and avoid attracting attention
>The molesting sped up and a tentacle slipped into her panties
>Lewd noises echoed throughout the classroom
>She had to put both her hands on her mouth to stop herself from moaning
>The lesson was put on hold as everyone was looking at her
>Her tail then wrapped around her wrists and pulled her hands off her mouth
>She couldn't help but let the entire class hear her obscene moans
>Many males students and even some female ones took pictures
>Her tail violently slapped her ass repeatedly until she gave in and made the double peace sign
>The next day the school journal had a special 3 pages report on a sexual deviant Night Gaunt who ruined a math class
>A copy of that journal was proudly framed up inside the Night Gaunt's living room along with a few pictures the students had taken and spread on the internet

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ded

>> No.18995114

>>18994858
>Be new nightgaunt incubus, getting used to being your wife's clothing/wings/molester in public
>Casually fondle her while shopping for groceries when it hits you: you're not making full use of your body
>Biology no longer means shit
>Reach out with your wings and pull in two freezer door handles, shoving your wife's chest against the glass
>Create two new "mouths" within the slime suit, use them to suck on the nightgaunt's rapidly cooling and hardening nipples
>use your tail and a newly created tentacle to spread her legs in the most obscene way possible
>Shove your dick into her already sopping pussy, make another to slide into her ass
>She can't help moaning and you do nothing to stop her
>You do still want more though, so you make her a mask, using that as a vehicle to shove a third cock down her throat, longer and thicker than yours ever was as a human
>You're cumming constantly from all the stimulation now and your wife is a convulsing mess, just barely with it enough to keep up swallowing the seed you pump down her throat
>you've still got another trick up your sleeve though
>Ball up her fist, shove another dick there and thrust so it's like she's giving you a handjob without moving her hand
>Make her rub her clit with her other hand
>Continue to fuck her like this for who knows how long, both of you howling
>Let her collapse to the floor when you're done, slowly pulling out your pseudo-members and letting them reintegrate with her usual bodusuit
>There's a bulb of semen dangling from her hand like you just came ten times into the same condom; she brings that to her mouth and slurps it down on her own, even though she doesn't have enough coordination to stand
>Both of you notice your rather large audience, but she's to messed up to do more than smile sheepishly until her legs stop twitching
>When she's mostly recovered, you perform your cruelest act of the night: making her finish the shopping without you controlling her limbs, because you're tired and really want some tacos now
>Oh damn, you forgot to fuck her tits, too
>You make a mental note for next time

>> No.18995120

>>18995105
Skeletons must tell great jokes. They have experience with things that are humorous.

>> No.18995152
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18995152

I just want a yandere Succubus.

>> No.18995175

>>18992409
>Been in servitude to the high elf empire since you were a kid
>You became a page to a high elf knightess commander
>Growing up among the high elves has caused their haughtiness to rub off on you a bit and it occasionally surfaces when dealing with non-high elf races
>You and your commander visits the forest elves as part of a larger diplomatic mission
>You have to wait in the hall while your commander does the diplomatic stuff
>Suddenly, you get approached by two smug young forest elves
>They start teasing you and ask questions about your beautiful commander
>Your reply is obviously out of line for a servant and it involves calling them "primitive" among other things
>If it weren't for your commander arriving you would have been dominated by two angry forest elves

Being a human servant among the high elves is a nice life, but you also gotta be careful.

>> No.18995224
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>>18995114
Dear lord, Night Gaunts just jumped to my top 3 thanks to that greentext.
I really was underestimating just how versatile their transformation is. Thanks for enlightening me.
Chaos species truly are the best.

>> No.18995252

>>18995114
i can only get so erect, anon

>> No.18995268

>>18994858
>>18995114
>>18995175
tone down with this shit,

>> No.18995275

>>18995268
Let the man write, god knows we've been starved for content.

>> No.18995278

>>18995268
I didn't even see the other two when writing. Calm down.

>> No.18995283 [DELETED] 

>>18995268
go fuck yourself

>> No.18995284

>inb4 someone claims fucking your night gaunt wife in public is voyeurism and cuckolding

>> No.18995297

>>18995284
I don't think it's any of those things, but I do think it's rude to do that if it's not the appropriate time and place.

>> No.18995303
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18995303

Have you considered joining the Hoof Pussy Kingdom yet anon? Home of the entire world's naturally occurring Enchanted Forests, a majority of habitable Steppes, and plenty of wide open plains.

>> No.18995318

>>18995284
It’s more like public masturbation.

>> No.18995319

>>18995303
Pharaoh's kingdom is the kingdom for me

>> No.18995321

>>18995303
Gonna run a dairy filled with retired warriors there

>> No.18995328

>>18995303
>steppes
If the Centaurs living there are archers proficient at throat singing, I'd glad come, sit and share their fire.

>> No.18995330

I want to fill a loli Phantom's plot holes!

>> No.18995338

>>18995224
I think I bumped them up some on my own list while writing it. Flayers are still technically the Chaos queens of pleasure, but in a strictly physical sense, for the male, nightgaunt has to be the best.

>> No.18995340

>>18995303
Carine Bloodhoof once said that there are worse fates than roaming freely on the open plains.

>> No.18995352

>>18995330
>”And then they find each other and the realize they love each other and they get married and live together and they’re happy together for the rest of their lives!”

What kind of tragic accident would result in loli ghosts? That’s sad to think about.

>> No.18995353

>>18995340
Was that fate being forced to work under an idiot and with zombies?

>> No.18995355

>>18995330
Phantoms are too autistic to ever create plotholes in their stories.

>> No.18995362

>>18995340
Like being tied to the underside of a horse with nothing to look at but a horse pussy?

>> No.18995366

>>18995340
>Cairne
RIP best Horde faction leader. May throat singing speed him to a better place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8
Speaking of throat-singing, is that Visiwolfu anon still around?

>> No.18995376

>>18995353
>>18995366
Fuck this noise, I'm going to go replay Warcraft 3 now. Again.
>>18995362
Is this what they do to prisoners of war?

>> No.18995404

>>18995376
Worse. They marry them off to the least sure-footed and slowest riders and force them to learn horse archery. Thus, every time they go into battle, they're always trying to catch up while getting thrown about in the saddle.

>> No.18995412

>>18995404
>AAHHH I'M GETTING THROWN OFF
>BAKA STOP GROPING ME THERE
Yes, yes, good.

>> No.18995417
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18995417

I want my mistress to do this to me

>> No.18995420

>>18995338
>but in a strictly physical sense, for the male, nightgaunt has to be the best
Every chaos species bring something different to the table and they're all best at something.
Night Gaunts being succubi it would be logical for them to have the lewdest most pleasurable sex.
I particularly love how they become clingy dependable on you.

>> No.18995427

>>18995417
Now post the one with the text.

>> No.18995433

>>18995427
I don't have that one.

>> No.18995441

>>18995420
Funny, that’s the part that keeps me from liking them.

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18995454

>>18995433

>> No.18995459

>>18995454
>disc

wot

>> No.18995464

>>18995459
https://www.emedicinehealth.com/slipped_disk/article_em.htm
Just bad spelling.

>> No.18995468

>>18995459
Do you even know what your spine is built of?

>> No.18995481

>>18995464
Oh, yeah he is a amateur

>>18995468
>disc

>> No.18995504

>>18995468
At my age? Papier mache.

>> No.18995510

>>18995481
I just don'w know what is right now? https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b&ei=pbXwWrWiK4XXkwWSyYLwDA&q=spinal+disc&oq=spinal+disc&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l4j0i22i30k1l6.7258170.7260998.0.7262150.11.11.0.0.0.0.96.844.10.10.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..1.10.842...0i67k1j0i10k1.0.ELwbz_sE4M8

>> No.18995522

>>18995481
Wait fucking minute, it's called a disc even in the previous link where he wrote "disk".

>> No.18995528

>>18995303
Why is it that centaurs always look so gorgeous? Is it the contrast between their lower and upper halves that make them seem that much more attractive?

>>18995441
While there is nothing wrong with wanting a strong willed monster girl to pamper you, I do feel that disliking clingy monster girls isn't normal.

>> No.18995533
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18995533

It's summer now, dress like it.

>> No.18995540

>>18995533
This guys lips and nose make his arts unsettling.

>> No.18995553

>>18995533
It's not summer for another month and a half.

>> No.18995561
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18995561

Smug wife

>> No.18995564

>>18995528
Their large bodies make them sport those fat horse tits better than most girls could. You can get away with giving them larger breasts and long hair looks less impractical.

>> No.18995565
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18995565

>>18995553
My tans says otherwise.

>> No.18995577

Reminder:
https://i.imgur.com/6St47LJ.jpg

>> No.18995583

>>18995561
She's smug because of how popular she is in Japan, meanwhile nobody loves her here and most anons want to bully monoeyes.

>>18995565
This cat is in dire need of breeding. Also it's kind of frustrating when the ear fur and hair colors don't match.

>> No.18995585

>>18995561
Why must this artist be a furfag.

>> No.18995587

>>18995577
Alrighty then!

>> No.18995594

>>18995585
Sadly some japanese are like that.

>> No.18995597
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18995597

>>18995577
I'd only be down for it since it enhances the lactation rate of Holstaurs and girls with the ability to lactate like Holstaurs.

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18995601

>>18995577
I don't know I need to worry about that too much.

>> No.18995603

>>18995577
Gonna breed the kiki maid good

>> No.18995636

>>18995577
This looks like an Echidna funded ad.

>>18995597
There is no greater moment in life than when your pregnant wife tells you something along the lines of "Anon don't be so greedy, there won't be any milk left for our daughter." while you suck on enlarged milky breasts, especially if your wife is a Lich dressed like a Holst and says it in her usual deadpan tone.

>> No.18995644

>>18995636
>There is no greater moment in life than when your pregnant wife tells you something along the lines of "Anon don't be so greedy, there won't be any milk left for our daughter." while you suck on enlarged milky breasts
This may be a legit concern for me.
I once overheard my mom laughing about how this happened when she was pregnant with me

>> No.18995675
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18995675

>>18995644
You and your father are men of excellent taste.

>> No.18995730

>>18995675
Gonna take those holsts home

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>> No.18995752

>>18995730
Holsts are very demanding creatures. They'll both require daily safe gentle sex from behind while you milk them.
Morning paizuris are mandatory too.

>> No.18995768

>>18995752
What about sleeping with one in each arm?

>> No.18995787
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>jinko strikes a pose and tells you she's about to go "old school"

>> No.18995793

>>18995787
Kung fu and those poses are so dumb. My karate is vastly superior.

>> No.18995796

>>18995577
>baby has no idea or memory of what's happening
Weak.

>> No.18995805

>>18995768
Only if you don't mind them holding your arms between their breasts.

>>18995787
That's when you tell her that you'd rather see the brand new style from the Hinezumi dojo.
Having 2 monster girls fight it out to prove their martial art is the best and win over your heart is the dream.

>> No.18995810

>>18995796
record it and show it to them later

>> No.18995823

>>18995454
Why's that dhampir treating men like slaves?

>> No.18995833

>>18995823
Because she's being rebellious towards her submissive mother.

>> No.18995838

>>18995805
I’m fine with my arms being there

>> No.18995841

>>18995796
>it is said that monster children experience sex and pleasure vicariously through their mother while in the womb, so the more the mother has sex during pregnancy, the more powerful and lascivious the monster will end up when she is born. For that reason, sex during pregnancy is recommended for monsters.

>>18995810
She'd feel nostalgic about it and then get motivated to get a husband of her own to have pregnant sex with her.

>> No.18995843

>>18995823
It's a cafe where the male employees are fairly compensated to be chairs.

>> No.18995850

>>18995787
Pocket catnip!

>> No.18995853

>>18995823
She's a writefags monstergirlsona.

>> No.18995864

>>18995843
What if a oni, ogre or even a troll wanted a seat?

>> No.18995873

>>18995864
They knew what they signed up for.

>> No.18995874

>>18992931
I don’t need a secretary! I don’t even have a job!
Will she help me find one? Or at least be a reference on my resume?

>> No.18995880

>>18995864
>>18995873
I believe they keep Japanese low tables for the larger ladies. The gentlemen serving them will be lying on their back rather than kneeling. It is, of course, the guest's prerogative to decide whether to sit on his face or his groin.

>> No.18995886

>>18995841
I want to baste my unborn daughteru in cum by having lots of sex with her mother!

>> No.18995888

>>18995864
I’d sign up for that

>> No.18995906

>>18995823
She is just indulging the Lilim. When in Rome..

>> No.18995910

>>18995880
>sit on his face

Best job ever

>> No.18995915

>>18995910
But all sorts of losers go to those cafes.

>> No.18995940

>>18995915
What kinds?

>> No.18995962

>>18995940
Oomokudae

>> No.18995964

>>18995841
>giving your daughterus a taste for daddy's cum before they're even born
It's like kc WANTS you to dick the daughteru.

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>>18995940
Dumbyeyes, Dorkeyes, Lisping Anubises, Oomukades trying what pickup tactics they heard on the Internet, Beezlebubs, and human women.

>> No.18995981

>>18995962
Does she even have an ass?

>> No.18995983

>>18995978
Don’t make fun of those girls! They’re all beautiful women that will one day find their own man to love!

>> No.18995986

>>18995978
>Human women
I'm imagining a group of land whales going in and loudly proclaiming that they're taking their "rightful place" as they sit. They'd be so annoying the staff would spike their drinks with holst milk.

>> No.18995987

>>18995978
I’m ok with all but one of those.
Garbage bug is a Nono and human women Just need some assembly

>> No.18995991

>>18995978
You forgot Devil Bugs.

>> No.18995992

>>18995915
>he doesn’t just work at a host club where only very rich, very lonely, CC MGs attend
Step up your game anons.

>> No.18996003

>>18995981
She tries to.

>> No.18996008

>>18995992
>only very rich, very lonely, CC MGs attend
>sitting on your face

Yup, the best job ever

>> No.18996015

>>18995992
That needs charisma and conversation skills. Chairs don't talk, and customers aren't supposed to talk to the chairs. It's ideal unskilled labor.

>> No.18996017

>>18996003
No, is there a physical ass on her or not?
Quality can be fixed later

>> No.18996024
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>>18995987
Don’t you mean disassembly?

>> No.18996032

>>18996017
That depends on your definition

>> No.18996033

>>18995992
Which one of us here wouldn’t want to become a host, stripper, or hooker if they were magically transported to MGC?
I would totally become a stripper at some seedy strip club that’s run by a equally seedy Tanuki.

>> No.18996040

>>18996033
Fuck that shit, no way.

>> No.18996041

>>18995978
>Lisping Anubises
DO NOT bully

>> No.18996046

>>18996041
Can I bully them sexually?

>> No.18996049

>>18996033
I wouldn't. I'd rather work with magic.

>> No.18996057

>>18996033
I just want to be a communal husband for a Manticore motorcycle gang.

>> No.18996059

>>18996046
No.

>> No.18996061

>>18996024
Shush you

>>18996032
Are there buttocks

>> No.18996069

>>18996041
I'm going to flick her ears or sneak up behind her and poke her sides!

>> No.18996073

>>18996059
Why not? I can help her fix her lisp by stuffing my cock down her throat.

>> No.18996077

>>18996033
Modern settings are boring, so no MGC schlock for me.

>> No.18996092

>>18996073
I don't think that is going to help much anon.

>> No.18996095

>>18996041
>"Pleathe be careful down there. I'm not used to much thenthation tho it might be bad if I'm tickled to much"

>> No.18996097

>>18996057
The dream, my brother.

>> No.18996106

>>18996041
I want to make her wear a ring gag so I can torture her by repeatedly triggering her gag reflex whenever I want!

>> No.18996111

>>18996041
>"Daddy'th gonna help me and mommy build trianglth in the dethert... thtop laughing!"

>> No.18996118

>>18996057
>>18996097
What would be your duties?

>> No.18996119

>>18996106
>monstergirls
>gag reflex

>> No.18996123

>>18996033
I might be a slut, but wouldn't take money for it. Really I'd just want to find a lewd girlfriend and stable income as quickly as possible.

>> No.18996128

>>18996119
Maybe undeads don't have them, but some people find that stuff sexy. I mean, the thought of gagging your waifu during rough oral sounds really sexy, no?

>> No.18996132

>>18996128
>but some people find that stuff sexy
Degenerates like you?

>> No.18996145

>>18996132
Everyone is a degenerate in their own way anon.

>> No.18996146

>>18996119
I imagine they start off with one, but they get rid of it quickly. If you ask an adult about it, they'd react as if you thought they still wore teddy bear panties or panties at all.

>> No.18996151

>>18996128
>the thought of gagging your waifu during rough oral sounds really sexy
Only when her bull causes her to gag does it sound sexy

>> No.18996158

>>18996119
You know a gag reflex exists for a reason right? People, especially children, shove things down their throat they shouldn’t.

>> No.18996161

>>18996119
I don't know anon, I quite like the idea of helping my waifu and daughteru slowly train away their gag reflexes.

>> No.18996163

>>18996119
Sabbath members could pantomime it pretty well.

>> No.18996171

I bet bird types have the best gag reflexes.

>> No.18996180

>>18996118
Polishing tails, fucking, helping repair the bikes, fucking, making good BBQ, fucking, riding shotgun with your dick hotdogging between one of your wive's thong clad asses, more fucking....
But the most rewarding responsibility would obviously be teaching the daughterus to ride their first bikes.

>> No.18996182

>>18995528
>I do feel that disliking clingy monster girls isn't normal.
It’s not the clinginess, it’s the:
>they become dependent on their husband's lust and will, and they will mostly think and act in an obedient manner
Alongside them giving up complete motor control to their husband as well.
Forgive me if I’d like more than a meat puppet for a wife.

>> No.18996186

>>18996180
>your dick hotdogging between one of your wive's thong clad asses,

Nice

>> No.18996202

>>18996186
Now imagine that with the motor making the bike vibrate. Wanna bet she'd rev it just to mess with you?

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>>18996057
But Manticores can fly. Still, they'd at least be able to recover from crashes very fast and not become organ donors.

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>> No.18996216

>>18996151
Her what?

>> No.18996220

>>18996145
I'm not

>> No.18996224

>>18996216
He either meant "ball" or he refers to himself as "bull", otherwise... hell I don't want to think about the last possibility.

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>> No.18996230

>>18996220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgzleeMUlwo

>> No.18996233

>>18996151
>her bull
Is this NTR?

>> No.18996237 [DELETED] 

>>18996216
Her bull. It's my wife's boyfriend. Every so often he comes to give her a good time! Please her in ways I can't

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18996239

I wanna get fit with a wolfu!

>> No.18996240

>>18996233
>>18996237
Oh god damn it I was right.

>> No.18996244

>>18996237
Delete this

>> No.18996245

>>18995823

>traditional dark elf social gathering
>it's just like any social gathering for nobles, but with every dark elf having their mate-slave with them(on leash)
>plus you have every dark elf either sitting on their mate-slave like pic related or having them eat out their mistress

It is a bit embarrassing, but at least the mistress said she would make up for it.

>> No.18996247 [DELETED] 

>>18996244
Okay

>> No.18996249

>>18996224
I guess she must be a holst then.

>>18996237
I shouldn't have asked.

>> No.18996256

>>18996182
>Every other entry is hyperbole but this one is 100% literal, no exceptions.

>> No.18996365

>>18996180
This Anon gets it.
I just hope our wives don’t go after each other during bike week.

>> No.18996373

>>18996211
Just because a girl has wings doesn’t mean that she wouldn’t want to ride all over the country on a motorcycle with her sisters and husband.

>> No.18996377

>>18996057
What's their gang name?

>> No.18996384

>>18996202
>Manticore biker revs the engine so her plump jiggly ass bounces hard against her husband's dick.
>She and her sisters are all grinning since they're coming up on one of their gang's "clubhouses" and they'll be able to give their cute anon the ride of his life again that night.

>> No.18996386

>>18996365
You will just have to patch them up afterwards

>> No.18996389

>>18996377
Daughters of Mayhem motorcycle club.

>> No.18996390

>>18993001
this is funnier than it should be

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>>18996384
Never thought I'd want this, so now all I can hope for is that they aren't smokers.

>> No.18996414

>>18996211
And humans have legs. A motorcycle is still going to let her go farther, bring her bitch, and potentially let her go faster and carry more stuff. Also, fun.

>> No.18996422

>>18996389
>Anon's just a drifter on the outskirts of MGC
>At least he was until he got taken off the streets by the Daughter of Mayhem.
>A gang 15 strong of Manticore sisters, all of them clad in tight leather that left nothing to the imagination.
>His first night with them was a whirlwind of tailpussies, asses and laughing bikers tossing him around and raping him.
>As were all the other nights.
>During the day though, he was their precious husband and anyone who hurt him got hurt in return.
>Years later, the sight of one of them laying in bed cradling a baby manticore in her arms was enough to convince anon that he was right not to try and run.

>> No.18996435

>>18996400
>Husband actually force them to quit smoking

>> No.18996438

>>18996400
The only thing they smoke is just an herb from the demon realm that stimulates the libido.
They don't do it for themselves, they blow the sweet smelling smoke in your face so you're caught up in a pleasant haze for slow sensual sex.

>> No.18996447

>>18996422
I want this more than anything in life.
And it kills me that I’ll never be that anon.

>> No.18996457

>>18996182
That's fair. I'm sure you can have a Night Gaunt who is happy to move on her own and make her own decisions with your accord but then what's the point.

>>18996256
MGE has a few hard restrictions such as no NTR and whatnot, but nearly everything else is soft restrictions
You can have a Shirohebi harem, an oppai Baphomet or anything that doesn't go against the spirit of MGE. I personally believe that those soft restrictions make the setting better and the species more lovable so there is no reason to break them unless you truly desire something such as a sadistic Holst.

>> No.18996458

>>18996435
>Rough and Rowdy Manticores laughing over how hard they made their new boytoy cum after they grabbed him off the streets.
>One of them, a tall girl with abs that'd make an Amazon jealous, lights up only for anon to smack it out of her hands.
>"Do you know what those things do to you? Do you want to die of lung cancer dumbass?"
>The rest of the gang can only watch in amazement as one of their toughest girls gets chewed out by a scrawny human before they share a hug and he tells her to watch out for her health from now on.
>That night they actually have a home cooked meal for the first time in weeks as anon makes a nice casserole for them.
>Their leader self consciously gropes a bit of her pudgy stomach and then promptly goes to her room to sign up for a gym.

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>>18996438
>The only thing they smoke is just an herb from the demon realm that stimulates the libido
Sure they do

>> No.18996467 [DELETED] 

>>18996463
You're new here aren't you? I can tell by your off-topic image.

>> No.18996474 [DELETED] 

>>18996463
Kill yourself my man.

>> No.18996508 [DELETED] 

>>18996463
Delet

>> No.18996520

>>18996458
There are some things the communal husband has command over. Like dinner.

>> No.18996537

>>18996422
>15 Manticore sisters
>there’s Kylie the youngest, she has the smallest tailpussy
>then it’s the twins Jennifer and Susan
>then there’s Mayuki, the bruiser of the group (who will stop at nothing to protect her family)
>there’s Lucile the mechanic
>and Whitney the “cook”
>and Brittany the “botanist”
>Brianna the actual chef of the family
>Nina who has the largest tailpussy
>Geraldine, who got the distinction of getting their grandmothers name
>Rachael, the treasurer
>Laurie who always looks on the bright side of things
>Heather, the one who always tries to take command but fails
>Alana the Vice President
>Catherine the President
I’d love and cherish all of them.

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They laugh now, but when they meet a man who knows how to battle...

>> No.18996570

>>18996537
But who gets you cuddle you during bed?
There's 15 sisters but only so much of you.

>> No.18996571

>>18996537
Ok, now what are their body types?

>> No.18996576

>>18996570
That's their secret anon. They are the bed.

>> No.18996578

>>18996457
>I'm sure you can have a Night Gaunt who is happy to move on her own and make her own decisions with your accord but then what's the point.
Well yeah, that’s the thing isn’t it?
I’m not into Night Gaunt’s shtick, so I’d just go for a species whose thing I do like rather than try to twist them into something they aren’t.

>> No.18996629

>>18996458
I guess everyone fears the spoon, huh?

>> No.18996662

>>18996629
The spoon is a terrifying thing

>> No.18996664

>>18995114
Now youre thinking with Chaos!

>> No.18996671

>>18996570
See... >>18996576


>>18996571
>Kylie: apple bottom with the smallest bust of the bunch (C Cups)
>Jennifer and Susan: hourglass figures with D cups
>Mayuki: muscled and toned with a couple of scars and DD cups (she binds them up however she wishes she had small breasts like Kylie)
>Lucile: the smallest of the group, shortstack proportions, with small hands
>Whitney: hourglass figure but with more of a book smarts vibe to her she wears glasses (and goggles while riding)
>Brittany and Brianna: both are pudgy and love to eat
>Nina: muscled but not as much as Mayuki
>Geraldine, Racheal, and Laurie: all of them have normal hourglass/bombshell figures that just ooze sex
>Heather: she has the biggest ass of the group and is very proud of it she has DD cups as well
>Alana: she has a bombshell figure with DDD cups
>Catherine: bombshell figure as well with J cups

>> No.18996712

>>18996664
Now I’m thinking about a chaos themed motorcycle gang; and all I can picture is a Shoggoth making a motorcycle from her form and telling a bunch of Kiki’s to “suck it” while riding off with her master.

>> No.18996725

>>18996712
>Nightgaunt insists on always listening to “Bat out of Hell” by Meatloaf
>you swear she even whisper-sings the words to herself

>> No.18996767

>>18996671
Those girls are cute

>> No.18996768

>>18996537
>>18996671
This is some grade A weaponized autism here.

>> No.18996781

>>18996767
Yes they are, they’re my wives of course!

>> No.18996783

>>18996671
Do you have to do a wedding ceremony for all 15 of them?

>> No.18996786

>>18996671
>>Kylie: apple bottom
But does she have boots with fur?

>> No.18996802

>>18996783
Not particularly, I pretty much married them all when they raped me and took me into their gang.
But I did propose to them during bike week.

>>18996786
I understood that reference.

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>>18996671
You really didn't need to name them.

>> No.18996823

>>18996537
That's the dream right there.
>>18996768
See, this is the goo kind of autism though. He's posting a fun scenario rather than say, that guy who dumps 10 images with no discussion.

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How would modern MGE deal with mating seasons, just let them loose on the populace willy nilly or have some kind of "medical" professional relief program?

>> No.18996830

>>18996814
Shut the fuck up, this is my masturbatory fantasy not yours.

>> No.18996837

>>18996830
You posted it on a public board, thus opening it to any and all criticism.

>> No.18996840

>>18996814
Giving them names makes it cuter though.

>> No.18996855

>>18996827
Mandatory drug sessions for all mg that go under the influence of mating seasons or otherwise have a literal army of cops on the streets at night with mandatory curfews during that time.

>> No.18996860

>>18996827
Depends on how well the MG have made ties into government. As it is now, probably just pills that stop them from going into estrus at all or mating machines. There'd probably be plenty of sluts to give them their fix if the MG don't opt for those options, though.

The middle of the road option is hookup sites either allowed or quietly ignored by law enforcement.

I can't see any kind of state or medically sponsored system involving actual males unless the monster girls hold some real power.

>> No.18996861

>>18996457
>>18996578
Your still taking the they rely on their husbands will literally as they are a soulless doll that you need to pose to move. They are a servitor race in Lovecraft's writing which makes them submissive to their husband but saying

>After obtaining a husband, they become dependent on their husband's lust and will, and they will mostly think and act in an obedient manner. Generally, they'll end up spending their time constantly copulating.

means that they have literally no mind and will of their own and will not move unless you pose them like you keep insinuating is like saying

>And then once joined with a man’s body, they cool and harden their lava, binding him, so that he has no means of escape whatsoever.

means that a Lava Golem will never let a man move ever again for the rest of his life.
None of this shit is 100% literal. or 100% accurate as the scholar spends a few hours at most with each couple.

>> No.18996864

>>18996827
Pretty sure the MGC solution was “lock your doors dumbass.”

>> No.18996872

>>18996827
Pills, other forms of drugs, if the monster is bigger (like an Ushi Oni or a Jinko) they would have to go on leave and lock themselves in their homes for the time.

>> No.18996882

>>18995964
That's not what it says, heck the use of the term "vicariously" indicates quite a distinct experience from actually tasting or feeling anything directly. Its more like they experience the mother's pleasure to some degree.

>> No.18996887

>>18996864
Getting trapped outdoors on the night of the Heat sounds rough.

>> No.18996909

>>18996827
Some sort of drug that lets them control their urges during their season. If they're married, it's up to the couple what they want to do.

>> No.18996914

>>18996830
And your masturbatory fantasy managed to put a wrench on a decent discussion.

>> No.18996928

>>18996861
The very obvious intent of the profile is that they depend on their husband to take command in almost every situation.
They’re extremely obedient, they get anxious whenever you aren’t being the goop bat, KC flat out said they even leave mobility up to said goop bat.
They’re maximum subservience girls, which is fine, but I ain’t into that.

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