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Beware the monster Gopnitsa. Or don't, they give great head.

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>> No.18961365

Maids are olev

>> No.18961371
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Monstergirl estates sometimes employ Kikis

>> No.18961375
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>> No.18961376

Dick the daughteru!

>> No.18961381

>>18961371
How do multiple kikis work? Can you do that without waifuing them? Does that mean women and MG can't employ kikis?

>> No.18961382
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>>18961376
Reminder that there is only one valid way to deal with daughter-dickers.

>> No.18961388

x is best girl

>> No.18961391

>>18961381
They pair off with the male servants.

I have this idea for a single, lovesick vampire served by a lone butler, who is later revealed to be aided in his work by a Shog

>> No.18961394

>>18961381
>How do multiple kikis work?

With their hands.

>> No.18961398

>>18961381
>How do multiple kikis work?
If they all work for you, get ready for a lot of sex because that many maids in one place are going to cause a chain reaction that leads to you getting gangbanged in your bed as they all want to help you "relieve stress".

>> No.18961415

>>18961398
Including the stress of having your stress relieved by the other maids. Your house would become a green demon realm overnight.

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>>18961388
No, Y is best.

>> No.18961433
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68598975

>> No.18961437
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Tiny Kunoichi

>> No.18961449

>>18961375
Whenever I see a Bicorn I can't help but think how wonderful married life with one must be.

>>18961376
>In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.
Why dick your own daughter when you can instead pick up any of the loli monster girls looking for dick out there?

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That's a good boy.

>> No.18961466

>>18961449
>Why dick your own daughter when you can instead pick up any of the loli monster girls looking for dick out there?
Because incest is my fetish!

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>> No.18961468

>>18961454
We need more POV art

Also, it hurts

>> No.18961471

>>18961454
>POV demon headpatting
>I'll never experience this.
It hurts right there in the heart.
It'd be especially cute in the case of my demonfu since she's shorter than me.

>> No.18961476

>>18961454
The demon who does this to me could get me to sign any contract she wants.

>> No.18961498

>>18961449
>Whenever I see a Bicorn I can't help but think how wonderful married life with one must be.
I dont have the kind of stamina for that so for me it would be hell.

>> No.18961509
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Classy succubi

>> No.18961515

>>18961509
I perfer cute modest dresses.

>> No.18961577

>>18961498
I'm open to harems and would hate saying no to monster girl proposals so one would be needed for me.

Unless I start with a unicorn, then I say no for her sake.

>> No.18961586

>>18961252
I'm willing to admit that attraction to centuar girls isn't a "I like her human part so I'm willing to overlook the horse part" type of deal. I'm pretty attracted to that HP as well, yes its debauched but I wouldn't be into monstergirls in the first place if my sexual interest weren't as weird as they are.

>> No.18961589

>>18961468
More PoV porn would be nice.

>> No.18961606

>>18961467
Quality armpit. Are there any species who would actively want you to fuck their armpit?

>>18961498
You'd gain the stamina necessary and it would be heaven.
If you're against the harem then it's just your loss, but don't assume that it's bad.

>> No.18961613

>>18961454
I need this far more badly than I should. This is how you get contracts signed.

>> No.18961629

>>18961606
>You'd gain the stamina necessary
not possible.

>> No.18961661

>>18961454
I want this.

>> No.18961671

>>18961398
Could you imagine having 10 kikis on a full moon?

>> No.18961681

>>18961671
Just tell them no.

>> No.18961692

>>18961671
The place sure looks nice and spotless. Not a single semen-stained feather anywhere, and you could hardly notice that pit in the floor around the bed.

>> No.18961695

>>18961671
>Want a bunch of buff kikis with the obligatory chubby one
>This happens

My pelvis may not be ready but I am.

>> No.18961704

>>18961671
It'd be fascinating to watch them succumb to their desires at different paces. I wonder who would hold out the longest?

>> No.18961708

>>18961586
At first I used to firmly hold the view that centaurs are among the worst monster girls because their lower half was actually a large detriment to their overall attractiveness.
After numerous discussions and thoughts I came to the conclusion that while their horse body isn't attractive it does give them a certain charm and makes daily life with them more engaging.
As for sex I much prefer front pussy, but I can cope with just horse pussy if that's the only option.

>> No.18961728

>>18961671
This sounds like a MGE horror movie

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>>18961671
1 shog>10 kikis

>> No.18961737
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>Here's your new personal maid
>She's skilled, efficient, and impressively obedient but you can't help but every once in a while she regards with subtle looks of resentment or even revulsion
>She's a dom working a sub's job

>> No.18961746

>>18961733
My kikis can be fit.
Checkmate shog!

>>18961737
A cute.

>> No.18961747

>>18961704
>That one who doesn't succumb at all
>Reward her with daylong cuddle sex the next day

>> No.18961767

>>18961746
Shogs can be as fit as you want them.

>> No.18961777 [SPOILER] 
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Why aren't harpies popular?

>> No.18961789

>>18961777
They are though.

>> No.18961794

>>18961589
>Porn
I'll be happy with just girls looking me in the eye

>> No.18961799
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Might as well enjoy the heatwave with dancing

>> No.18961804

>>18961777
I like them.

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>>18961789
In terms of popularity, it's jubjub>power gap>everyone else.

>> No.18961813

>>18961808
That is fucking hideous.

>> No.18961816

>>18961808
Gandharva need more love. They're easily best birb.

>> No.18961829

>>18961737
I want to show her the pleasure of being a sub. Can't have two doms, and I am the master after all

>> No.18961835

>>18961808
Well yes, everyone loves the slutty bird. They make great onaholes after all.

>> No.18961839
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>>18961794
I'm putty once a shirohebi makes eye contact with me.

>> No.18961891
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>Monstergirl warrior either takes a liking to a man or is challenged by a man
>He is unable to defeat her
>She instantly goes full-on bitchy 'you are beneath me, you are my rapeslave, etc.' mode because that means he's weak now

Miss me with that shit. You want to get a battle-loving, honorable girl with a sense of chivalry. Get you a romantic warrior-poet treats you like a treasure.

>She's inscribed your name on the inside of her favorite shield as a lucky charm. 'For if anyone should pierce through this I would have naught but my love of you to protect me'.
>Writes you full-length romantic sonnets
>Fights for your honor and is touched beyond belief when you also fight for hers
>Recognizes your bravery for facing her and that strength comes in many forms so a person's worth is more than just if they can beat you in a swordfight so she isn't a complete lunatic
>Places her cloak across rainy puddles so that you can 'leave the boot-sullying to her'
>Keeps a lock of your hair braided into her own and every once in a while she comfortingly rubs it against her face

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>> No.18961908

>>18961767
But she doesn't have muscle, she just has goo!

>> No.18961912

>>18961908
She has goo that can accurately imitate the look, feel, and function of muscle so that's kinda even better.

>> No.18961916

>>18961839
I'm putty once a basilisk makes eye contact with me. Or looks in my general direction, for that matter.

>> No.18961918

>pick up lines
either to monster girls or from them.

>> No.18961922

>>18961912
But it isn't!
With kikis you know they've worked hard to get it for master!

>> No.18961929

>>18961893
>You'll never be dumped in a Vampire's dungeon only to hear to lustful howl somewhere deeper within.
>You'll never run through the labyrinthine depths, terrified that you might be found.
>You'll never get tackled to the ground by a busty Ghoul who tears your pants off and pushes through your struggling to forces you to spread your legs so she can suck your dick dry and ruin you for any other girl.

>> No.18961935

>>18961929
Jokes on her!
I'd take 90% of girls so long as they showed me affection!

>> No.18961938

>>18961918
I have an 8 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears

>> No.18961939
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>>18961916

>> No.18961945

>>18961918
A Ghoul would just mime an incredibly wet blowjob while giving you the bedroom eyes.

>> No.18961952
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>>18961945
>bedroom eyes.

>> No.18961955

>>18961918
>I have a house, want kids, and am lonely

>> No.18961966

>>18961955
what succinct monster girl would say that?

>> No.18961973

>>18961966
Lich immediately springs to mind. Past that, maybe a wurm or a CC taku. Maybe an amazon who's tired of the world?

>> No.18961974

>>18961952
Basically half-lidded seductive eyes.
The kind of eyes that just scream "come to bed and fuck me."

>> No.18961977

>>18961966
Anon please, I'D be the one saying that.

>> No.18961981
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>>18961952
Who let the Alice on the computer?

>> No.18961987

>>18961918
>You lust for one with a form such as mine? You heathen.
Straight from MGE2

>> No.18962000

>>18961918
>I'm leaving my window unlocked tonight. Make sure you get there first.

>> No.18962001

>>18961977
what kind of monstergirl are you?

>> No.18962013

>>18961981
Explaining lewd terms to an Alice sounds like a very enjoyable and wholesome activity.
The only worry is that she'd ask you to show her.

>> No.18962016

>>18961973
>Shortstack Lich walks up to anon, tugs on his arm and tells him she's got a house and is lonely.
>He asks what the rent is.
>Her grip grows tighter, she pulls him down so he's face to face with her and he can see her Phylactery is starting to crack.
>"Fill my cunt with your cum and knock me the fuck up."
>All in an intense deadpan.

>> No.18962017

>>18962001
I'm not, he said pickup lines used by or used at monster girls

>> No.18962024

>>18962017
ah, then what kind would she use on you?

>> No.18962027
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>My husband was stolen recently

>I was pretty bummed about it.

>But then I think whoever stole him was probably more happy to have him than I am sad to lose him

>The total happiness in the world increased.

>So, whatever.

>> No.18962029

>>18962024
Hell if I know, I just want one.

>> No.18962037

>>18962000
>Anon leaves his window unlocked in MGC and puts out a message on the internet advertising this fact.
>That night he wakes up to find a Cheshire, a Kakuen, a Kunoichi and a Werebat in bed with him grinding their asses against his dick.
>"Ah! He's awake!"
>"Yeah, we all wanted a piece but couldn't agree on who should get you so we decided to share!"
>"Get ready darling, because this is going to be a loooong night~"
>"Don't worry about tomorrow, we'll handle breakfast for you~"

>> No.18962041

>>18962027
I'd like to adventure with a cute girl like that.

>> No.18962045

>>18962029
I think you need yeti hugs, lots of them.

>> No.18962051

>>18962041
because of her unbreakable positive outlook on life?

>> No.18962053

>>18962045
I need anything.
Fat jinko, muscle elf, oppai loli alice.

I'd take it so long as its not a sith

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>>18961955
>I have a house

>> No.18962069

>>18962051
Yes, hearing her commets durring hard situations would be fun and she looks very chill and honorable.

>> No.18962076

>>18962065
I'm OK with that.
Bodytype doesn't matter

>> No.18962084

>>18961918
I don't have any pick-up lines, so I'll use my go-to strategy of being ignored because I'm too scared to approach anyone.

>> No.18962086

>>18961981
>175cm
>average

>> No.18962093

>>18961918
roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you.

>> No.18962094

>>18962016
Not a bad deal, so long as you can count on monsters to be honest about such things. I'd prefer the taku option myself, though.

>Taku starts with a similar greeting
>Ask what the rent is
>"I want a milking every morning and you trying your hardest to put a baby in me every night."
>Before you respond, she grasps your hand and her eyes widen, before narrowing to match her smirk.
>She leans in to whisper into your ear, her massive chest against yours.
>"And you should know, I know all of your fetishes. We're the same type of naughty."

>> No.18962096

>>18962065
Beware, this is also nuki bait.

>> No.18962100

>>18962016
>"Fill my cunt with your cum and knock me the fuck up."
>All in an intense deadpan.
Ah, well. I'm diamonds

>> No.18962105

>>18962096
I'm still fine with that.
In fact, give me both

>> No.18962114
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>>18961918
>I want to eat a Christmas cake

>> No.18962115

>>18961981
>alice
>that tall

>> No.18962122

>>18961918
I'd tell a dragon that I can polish her hoard and any of her gems for free.

>> No.18962129

>>18962100
"Research note: Subject 00001 is responsive to coarse language and forward behavior. Consider making Friday Femdom Night."
"Do you always murmur what you're writing out loud?"
"Yes."

>> No.18962132

>>18962115
There are children in real life with gigantism who are nearly as tall as the average adult.

>> No.18962133
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>>18962114
Ilsa is not for vore.

>> No.18962145

>>18962133
It's called figurative language wurm-chan.

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Would you date her?

>> No.18962165

>>18962160
Yeah, probably.

>> No.18962167

>>18962114
Monster girl pheromones become stronger the longer she remains without a mate.
A CC fox's pheromones have to be potent enough to be addictive and give you a raging hard on from just a few whiffs.

>> No.18962168

>>18962160
Not my type.

>> No.18962171

>>18962168
then what is?

>> No.18962174

>>18962171
Long hair and some wings would help.

>> No.18962177

>>18962167
Imagine a high orc's or a troll's.

>> No.18962178

>>18962145
It was a joke, dire wurm-chan. I just wanted an excuse to post more of her.

>> No.18962179

>>18962171
See this anon right here >>18962174 he is me. I'd be her friend though.

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>>18962167
I wonder if this has anything to do with that fluff huffing craze I heard about.
Or maybe it's just more desperate mofu addicts.

>> No.18962202

>>18962177
>CC High Orc with highly potent pheromones
>All her P'Orcs are constantly masturbating rather than working because of it
>Any man she catches cums his pants from just smelling her before she even gets to rape him
>A Tanuki keeps pestering her to make her smell into a perfume brand

>>18962190
I've read that fox tails contain a large amount of pheromones so that's definitely part of the reason.

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>>18962174
OK.

>> No.18962213

>>18962177
Who has the stronger smell?

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>>18962190

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>>18962213
The third option: sandworms.

If I had to bet, the inside of a sandworm would have a strong smell. What the smells like, I have no idea

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>>18962240
Vore is gross.

>> No.18962257

>>18962240
Shai-Hulud!

>> No.18962285

>>18962240
>What the smells like, I have no idea
Spice.

>> No.18962288
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Mer-maid.
I'll go commit sudoku now.

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cute smoll snek

>> No.18962302

>>18962257
>>18962285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AkZV6FxK3Y

>> No.18962321

>>18962213
High Orc has a musky smell that tickles the nostrils and fills you with energy and lust.
Trolls have a feminine smell that gets straight to your head and makes you dizzy and hard.
While both are very strong I would give the win to High Orcs.

>>18962240
Sandworms smell like home.
To their husband it's a normal and comfy smell, to outsider it varies though I assume it wouldn't bother them much.

>> No.18962330

>>18962292
I want to hug my monster wife and daughter!

>> No.18962365

>>18962321
>both are very strong
I want to be locked in a room with both of them

>> No.18962381

>>18962321
>>18962365

>Troll/Orc hybrid
>Musky, yet feminine smell that both energizes you and dizzies you
>Essentially looks likes a bigger Troll with a deep tan and tusks
>Energetic housewife

>> No.18962385

>>18962330
So do I. Especially small snek there.

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>>18962292
Guess who's taking the pictures here.

>> No.18962438

>>18962330
I want to fug my monster wife and daughter!

>> No.18962445
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Remember that hard work into getting good at swords is to be respected.
Guns are too easy an equaliser.

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>>18962438
There is only one way to deal with folks like you.

>> No.18962451

>>18962448
>hey look, I posted it again!

>> No.18962454
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>>18962426
Monsterdaughters are pure.

>> No.18962463

>>18962445
I'd like to learn martial arts and magic on top of swordsmanship. That way I could fight a lizard or sally until they managed to knock the sword out of my hands, dropoing their guard and letting me lunch a sneaky attack.

>> No.18962466

>>18962438
Which race?
>>18962451
It's spammer-kun, he seems to have the impression that giving all his images descriptive file names hides the fact he got them from the wiki/reddit when all it does is make him stand out more.

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>>18962454
>not bound with silk while his wife rides him
Immersion ruined.

>> No.18962472

>>18962454
Those are itsy bitsy spiders.

>> No.18962481

>>18962466
>Which race?
Kobold!

>> No.18962487

>>18962481
oh hi kdf.

>> No.18962489

I wanna introduce my automaton to the new BattleTech game.

Shit's fun and she may start taking ideas.

>> No.18962494

>>18962481
I should have known, not that there's anything wrong with cute kobolds.

>> No.18962499

>>18962445
>Not using both a katana and gun, and becoming rising zan: samurai gunman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqOK8EPsNDI

>> No.18962502

>>18962487
Hi anon.

>>18962494
Cute Kobolds are the best!

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>>18962469
That's not his wife. These are his daughters.

>>18962472
How about the toddler Ushi?

>> No.18962516

>>18962385
Daughterus are a miracle of the universe. I'd snuggle mine quite a bit and seeing her grow would bring a tear to my eye.

>> No.18962526
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>>18962503
>implying his wife would give him enough time to raise his daughters.

>> No.18962539
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18962539

Onis.

>> No.18962544

>>18962381
Who are her underlings? P'Orc/Alraune hybrids?

>>18962526
See >>18961449
Monster girl daughters don't even need raising past infancy.

>> No.18962556

>>18962516
S... Same. Especially smoll ushis.

>>18962526
>that tail
Cute. But what's that under her? Looks like a samurai helmet.

>>18962544
Just because they don't need it doesn't mean you're not allowed to tuck them in their bed, read them a bedtime story, and hug them when they're scared.

>> No.18962558

>>18962526
Wow anon, rude. Ushis aren't rape machines as people make them out to be.

>> No.18962569

I wanna get hotwings from the toughest monster girl bar in the city!

>> No.18962570
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18962570

Pick a horsepussy.

>> No.18962571

>>18962558
t. broken pelvis

>> No.18962580
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18962580

>>18962558
>people

>> No.18962588

>>18962571
All you have to do is fuck them hard enough that they get satisfied. It's not that hard.

>> No.18962592

>>18962503
I'm going to make her cradle in a water spout.

>> No.18962601
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18962601

>>18962558
Just look at that :3 face. Does she look like a rape machine to you?

>> No.18962604

>>18962556
>read them a bedtime story
Won't you be a bit conflicted when the only stories that pleases them are the ones who end with sex?

>> No.18962612
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18962612

>>18962588
>>18962601
>Once they’ve gotten a hold of a man, they never show themselves around humans again, secluding themselves in their nests deep in the mountains. They end up spending most of the day doing nothing but violating their beloved man.

>> No.18962613

>>18962592
Sorry, what?

>>18962601
A CUTE rape machine.

>>18962604
A bit, but if it makes her happy...

>> No.18962615

>>18962601
She looks like the kind of girl who is playing hide and seek and found the best spot. Too bad no one will find her and they'll eventually forget.

>> No.18962621

>>18962570
Traekhner unless I can have a short Percheron or a pony with tits.

>> No.18962623

>>18962612
That's why you gotta take control of your ushi.

>> No.18962626

>>18962613
Me make cradle in water spout for baby spider. It cute because nursery rhyme.

>> No.18962653
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18962653

>> No.18962668
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18962668

>The longer they're left in the ground, the older the body
Imagine the scream of a CC mandragora

>> No.18962671
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18962671

What's she reading?

>> No.18962674

>>18962668
Ooh, husky.

>> No.18962681

>>18962668
thats a lot of weight to pull out

>> No.18962686

>>18962668
>Tfw you realise selling mandragora root is pretty much selling plantgirl bunion

>> No.18962689

>>18962671
A book.

>> No.18962697

>>18962674
>>18962681
Anons please, they're supposed to let out a cry, not BE crying

>> No.18962703

>>18961808
>there are people that consider garbage art like this acceptable

>> No.18962711

>>18962697
Hey, a husky voice isn't a bad thing. I'd prefer a deep, womanly AAHHHHHHN~ to the high pitched AIEEEEE I imagine you'd get from the younger ones.

>> No.18962714
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18962714

>Dragon with a dragon on her
>Gryphon with a gryphon on her

It will be like some Yakuzie set piece final battle.

>> No.18962717
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18962717

>>18961767
I want a sporty, tomboy Shog with good abbs, hips, and butt, to make up for having b-cups.

>> No.18962720

>>18962714
I bet she's chuui as fuck.

>> No.18962725

>>18962711
Joke's on you, the older ones would make a AIEEEEE too. I've seen enough jav to know.

>> No.18962729
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18962729

Always exercise caution when handling krakens.

>> No.18962735

>>18961893
I want a Ghoul Mershark.

>> No.18962736

>>18962689
About what?

>> No.18962740

>>18962697
Instead of crying she should be helping if she wants to be pulled out

>> No.18962741

>>18962735
That would be one dick-hungry hybrid.

>> No.18962747

>>18962740
But then you're going to laugh at her!

>> No.18962748
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18962748

>>18962735
That could be dangerous.

>> No.18962749

>>18962729
But I heard that if you do the konami code on a Kraken's breasts you unlock the tentacles onahole.

>> No.18962754

>>18962725
Note to self: add mandragora to my list of things to avoid while in Zipangu.

>> No.18962759
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18962759

>>18962720
Well the Dragon would have to be the villain since Gryphons follow a strict NAP policy and no other MG would be stupid or cocksure enough to try it against a Griffon.

>> No.18962760

>>18962736
I think it's a magic eye book.

>> No.18962761 [SPOILER] 
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18962761

>>18962749
You heard wrong

>> No.18962771
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18962771

>>18961799
>heatwave
[angry kuu noises]

>> No.18962772

>>18962761
Whispers: TIGHTER

>> No.18962780
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18962780

>>18962771

>> No.18962785

>>18962160
What's this from?

>> No.18962786

>>18962759
Thanks doc

>> No.18962793

>>18962759
Do Gryphons hate roads?

>> No.18962802

>>18962761
Should you call the cops if a Kraken stranger slips a tentacle into your pants?

>> No.18962806
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>> No.18962807

>>18962802
No, that's just how they say hello.

>> No.18962810 [DELETED] 

>>18962806
What if she is the cop?

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18962816

>>18962802
Only if you already have a wife, otherwise the police will do nothing.

>> No.18962822

>>18962816
that's awfully lewd
ma dude

>> No.18962824

>>18962793
No they love them, tolls from privatized roads(tm) make up the lion’s share of gryphon hordes

>> No.18962843
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18962843

>>18961382
I really want a silver-haired kombat kiki

>> No.18962844
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18962844

Best plant-type.

>> No.18962848

>>18962844
They're cute.
I'm torn between a pair of shortstacks or a pair of muscled lifting buddies

>> No.18962855

>>18962824
>Pay the toll or get raped

>> No.18962856

>>18962844
Literally not even worth greentexting about.

>> No.18962859

>>18962807
Then it's only proper to greet her back by squeezing her breasts.

>> No.18962866
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18962866

>>18962824
Griffons don't hoard.
They protect some place or treasure of divine significance, they don't give two shits about your dirty worldly money.

>> No.18962869

>>18962759
>Rhyming Dark Mage
Oh my.

>> No.18962874

>>18962844
By marrying a Liliraune you get to be both the small and big spoon.
You also get double paizuris and buttjobs.

>> No.18962880
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18962880

>>18962856
>Look at this faggot

>> No.18962897
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18962897

Name a better snake: I'll wait.

>> No.18962901

>>18962897
Dismissed. She can't grape me a personal belly dancer whore Pharaoh.

>> No.18962908
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18962908

Nee-san is always watching!

>> No.18962909

>>18962897
The grapists have purple skin and black sclera

>> No.18962930

>>18962908
Why?

>> No.18962934

>>18962901
Don't forget the Apophis and graped Pharaoh can gang up on you to bully you with kisses all over.

>> No.18962937

>>18962930
So she can offer to help when she walks in on you.

>> No.18962942

>>18962897
I don't know much about snakes but I do know I want to take that mask off.

>> No.18962945

>>18962897
>Name a better [X]
>deviantart image
No, go back to whatever shithole you came from.

>> No.18962951

>>18962937
Doing what?

>> No.18962955

>>18962880
>That skin
>That "writer"
>Those purple prose words
Let me laugh even harder

>> No.18962956

>>18962937
>"Oh my~ My cute little brother's finally hit the point where he needs to jerk his thick cock hmmm~? Want Nee-san to help with that?"
>"Stop struggling and let Nee-san suck your cock anon."

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18962992

You'd still waifu a Human monster girl right? I mean if she's a monster on the inside it's got to still count right?

>> No.18962997

>>18962992
No, she's getting the holst milk.

>> No.18963012

>>18962992
But anon, my waifu is already one.

>> No.18963013

>>18962992
>dispostion: cruel
And it's not even the fun kind like with manticores.

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18963022

>>18962992
What monster girls are monsters on the inside, though?

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18963025

>>18961361
Ho ho ho

>> No.18963042

>>18963022
>Just be minding your own business mining ore and gathering bugs for your next hunt.
>Suddenly with a loud scream of "DON'T RUN SLUT!" Bazel-chan is there.
>Before you can even react she pins you down and starts smothering you with her enormous red-hot tits while riding you.
>You're "knocked out" three times without being able to struggle and wind up hobbling home with no resources.
>Goddamn it Bazel-chan.

>> No.18963048 [SPOILER] 
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18963048

>>18963022
Manticore.

>>18963013
Maybe she's cruel to everyone else but you anon. Cockblocking your attempts at turning her into a MG and beating up MGs then letting them go with scars while laughing it off. A real Esdese kind of gal.

>> No.18963065

>>18962956
I see no need to struggle. She's only doing her job as my onee-san after all.

>> No.18963075

>>18962844
I want a pair of smug Alraunes to banter at me when I pass them everyday.

>> No.18963081

>>18963022
>ruins your hunt
Fuck off already Bazelgirl.

>> No.18963089
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18963089

New wife picture

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>> No.18963099

>>18963092
Something is wrong here. I think she needs larger boobs.

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>>18963092
>>18963099
When I think Kulve Taroth, I think "Huge".

And also "Stripping" but that's something else.

>> No.18963108

>>18963089
>charisma intensifies

>> No.18963112

>>18963092
I love how much art there is of that dragon. Looks like she's getting all the attention she deserves, wearing that mantle and all of that.

>> No.18963118
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>Your village gets invaded by Oni
>The takeover is swift and seemingly effortless on their part
>If one likes you and you aren't taken then that's it, you're done, consider yourself in a relationship
>Naturally, the first one that takes a liking to you looks to be the biggest, meanest, loudest one there. You see her start (and end) a minimum of four fights per day. She maims property without a fought over the slightest inconvenience. She's a rude, crass, short-tempered monster and dealing with her in bed is up to you now.
>Behind closed doors she's as gentle as a lamb. It's as if she lets out so much aggression during the day that she has nothing left but tenderness once she gets you in private. She touches you as if you're made of glass and paper and spoils you with tenderness.

>> No.18963123

>>18963065
I get the feeling nee-san might like it when you struggle.

>> No.18963130
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18963130

>>18963112
I like the spin on the "Dragon's hoard" being that she's naturally incredibly hot and attracts precious metals to her, which form the huge golden mantle.

>> No.18963133

>>18963118
Your use of spoiler indicated that statement was meant to be some sort of unexpected twist.

>> No.18963137

>>18963133
>"I won't spoil it for you but there's a crazy twist coming up later in the movie."
It's not like that conclusion would've been impossible to see coming, even without the spoiler.

>> No.18963145

>>18963137
It's downright predictable at this point.

>> No.18963160

>>18963145
Playing it straight is more unexpected, really.

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18963181

>>18963130

>> No.18963184
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18963184

>Can I bite you then squeeze you tight?

>> No.18963195

>>18963184
Look at that cute face and nice colors. I'd be hugging her before she does it with me.

>> No.18963196

>>18963022
Someone's askin' for a trappin'

>> No.18963201 [DELETED] 

>>18963184
Only if you eat me whole so I can sleep in your stomach tonight

>> No.18963203

>>18963184
Only if she promises to take responsibility.

>> No.18963209

>>18963181
Do you really need to post that every thread.

>> No.18963224

>>18963184
No way dude, then all my blood will squirt out of me like ketchup!

>> No.18963309

>>18963196
>Bazel tries to swoop down and rape the hunter she's been harassing for weeks.
>Suddenly shock trap
>"Hah! You think this'll stop... me?"
>Bazel's smugness fades entirely as anon bites washes down a might pill with a jar of Mega Demondrug and pulls down his pants.
>Bazel was expecting maybe a "knife", or even a "greatsword".
>Bazel was not expecting a "gunlance"
>She certainly wasn't expecting her cute hunter prey to grab her inert face and thrust his long hard gunlance into her mouth.
>By the time the trap wore off she had already lost to the cock.
>When anon returned to the hub with a meek looking Bazel all the other hunters were in awe, but he knew that once he got her home she was going to make him pay for this humiliation.
>His pelvis was ready.

>> No.18963310
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18963310

>>18963184
Miku is that you?

>> No.18963313
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18963313

Hi people!
I bring another roulette, a bit shorter then most but its something
https://pastebin.com/DwS0DKcP

Burning edge is next, hopefully.

>> No.18963321

>>18963309
Wait until she gets caught in the vine trap that puts her in shibari that he left in his private room.

>> No.18963322

>>18963309
If she isn't shakily flying off cumdrunk and sloshing then I'll have failed that hunt

>> No.18963328

>>18963313
Fuck yes. Best monster coming through for some much needed praise. Thank you for proving you have good taste.

>> No.18963331

>>18963321
She's gonna get her ass rammed while she's tied up and hanging there. She might protest, but she actually loves it.

>>18963322
Why would she fly off anon? You're capturing her.

>> No.18963340

>>18963328
>Iron Beast
>Good taste
He fucking enjoys Naruto.

>> No.18963350

>>18963331
I imagine she wants to stretch her wings every now and then.
If not, she's going to walk around the hub like that for everyone to see.

Folks will think she's some weird type of great jaggi offshoot

>> No.18963354

>>18963340
Not only that, he also likes shounen in general.

>> No.18963360

>>18963340
And that matters, why?

>> No.18963365

>>18963340
>Enjoying things
Blasphemous

>> No.18963369

>>18963181
This is my favorite one
>>18963209
Sometimes I post it

>> No.18963374
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18963374

>>18963340
I hate Naruto but love kunoichis. Do I still have bad taste?

>> No.18963378

>>18963181
Worship the Pharaoh Gold Dragon.

>> No.18963386

>>18963313
>all the early works monsters now have full versions.

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>> No.18963393

>>18963340
>>18963354
Black weeb likes shounen, stop the presses.

>> No.18963402

>>18963181
>"You deserve a reward for getting this far."
>"R8 WIDE 4 GL!"
>"What?"

>> No.18963407

>>18963354
I honestly don't get the problem
It's not like he wants to cram shonen stuff down our throats.

We've let way more degenerate things slide in this thread compared to a B grade writer enjoying C grade anime.

>> No.18963418

>>18963390
Never thought I'd see a Kraken with sharkteeth, Good shit, Crit.

>> No.18963420

>>18963340
>Beast liking Naruto means his entire palate is bad

>Ace likes Raiju headpats, meme'ing on /monster/, being a resident bogeyman
>KDF is into fucking his wife and daughter while covered in latex and doused in canola oil
>Bob is into chicks with dicks
>Aftyn is into NTR and bestiality
>Shoggocks is literally a snuff-fag and furfaggot
>(YOU) are (YOU)

>> No.18963422

>>18963393
I don't think he's a weeb
A lot of what he posts is out of place for that.

>> No.18963423

>>18961918
>Hey cutie, let's say I pick up around 7 tonight?

She proceeds to show up to your house and literally pick you up and carry you around princess style
You even said no to the date

>> No.18963428
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>>18963407
>We've let way more degenerate things slide in this thread
Such as?

>> No.18963437
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>>18963420
KDF is a faggot but latex is still god-tier.

>> No.18963442

>>18963313
My problem with this series is how the guys just immediately go with whatever girl they get no matter what. I could name plenty of species I could get randomly from this thing who I'd fucking hate violently regardless of how many blowjobs they forced on me.

>> No.18963446

>>18961891
Liz's Big Sister!

>> No.18963451
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18963451

Snek butt.

>> No.18963452

I want to watch the Centaur Kentucky Derby! Maybe I can impress a centaur with my ridiculous hat and take her home?

>> No.18963453

>>18963442
I'm pretty sure the game is rigged.
I remember when the wizard showed up in person and said
>"whatever you get you get for a reason"

>> No.18963455

>>18963407
>B grade writer
I like Beast but he's a C grade at best. His dialogue still feels like a highschool writing project and his stories are generic.

>> No.18963461

>>18963451
Man that is some shit perspective

>> No.18963471

>>18963420
I don't understand the point of this post. Everyone you mentioned there outside of Beast deserves the hate directed at them. Except possibly Aftyn because I barely remember who that is.

>> No.18963472
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>Dude let me in I'm a fairy

>> No.18963475
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18963475

>>18963471
Also all of them but KDF are dead.

>> No.18963476

>>18963472
The wish granting kind or the Shakespearean "Let's get this dude drugged up in the woods and rape him" kind?

>> No.18963480

>>18963455
I think he shines with the non roulette stuff
His roulettes feel like 24 page hentai with the 7 pages of smut left out.
And scalebound is shonen
But burning edge is unique.

>> No.18963482

>>18963453
I took that as a wizard acting like a mysterious faggot and trying to pull off random bullshit as his master plan.

>> No.18963484

>>18963472
You're only souring people on Abyssals.

>> No.18963486

>>18963472
Is that a Redcap? Better not let her in.

>> No.18963488
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18963488

>>18963476
You know the answer.

>> No.18963500

>>18963472
You know, if this were to happen it would be kind of funny. Then it would become horrifying as you say no and close the blinds or something.
God have mercy on your soul if you do that.

>> No.18963502
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>>18963486
It's obviously a lich.

>> No.18963503

>>18963486
No, it's a Kancolle boat.
>>18963484
That's probably the intent.

>> No.18963505

>>18963476
Would they turn your dick into the size of a donkey’s instead of your head?

>> No.18963512

>>18963437
Latex is overrated

>> No.18963516

>>18963482
Maybe Beast should reboot it with all this in mind?

>> No.18963519
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18963519

>2000 times is doable -- right?

>> No.18963522

>>18963519
That Fox is insatiable!

>> No.18963538

>>18963475
Ace and his Jupiter sized ego are alive and well on /monster/, TFT and both discords.
KDF is alive and still delights his fruity little fanclub with his disgusting and fucked up commissions and irritating saccharine responses to direct (you)s
Bob has calmed down but is still alive on TFT
I still have no fucking idea who Aftyn is
Shoggocks isn't that bad and I don't know why everyone hates him. You want an annoying faggot to loathe then look no further than Chowder, a faggot who floods the discord with endless gushing over Rance every day like that shits high art or something or Psychofox, who is Chowder times ten plus added retardation.

>> No.18963541
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18963541

How do you defend yourself?

>> No.18963545
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>> No.18963557

>>18963541
I say the bow on her tail looks cute!

>> No.18963561

>>18963522
20 times a day for 100 days straight isn't so bad, right?

>> No.18963568

>>18963545
Cute!

>> No.18963570

>>18963541
By not being interested. Jesus fucking christ people, if kunoichi exist then so do many better monstergirls. You mean to tell me you'd give up looking for your waifu because some desperate boring succubus slapped a shit gimmick on herself?

>> No.18963572

>>18963471
>Except possibly Aftyn because I barely remember who that is.
"For Kitsch" was fox girl bestiality rape and the title "Dragon Bully NTR" should tell you everything you need to know.

>> No.18963583

>>18963519
So you want to do it as many times as years you’ve been alive?
I’m game.

>> No.18963588

>>18963570
But I like succubi.

>> No.18963594

>>18963538
>KDF is alive and still delights his fruity little fanclub with his disgusting and fucked up commissions and irritating saccharine responses to direct (you)s
Sometimes I wonder how much of an act the whole "KDF" persona is, I feel like someday something is going to snap and he's going to go nuclear.

>> No.18963596

>>18963538
I'm happy that Chowders final MGK of the 2017 ended up being his last considering how hard he got assblasted.

>> No.18963603

>>18963596
Might take a dip in the archives for that

>> No.18963609

>>18963313
Fuck off

>> No.18963613

>>18963541
I have an AK-74.

>> No.18963619

>>18963541
By using my thunder thighs to kick her down an elevator after a Hyakuretsukyaku.

>> No.18963622

>>18963613
KC added that ""strong monsters can deflect bullets" bullshit

>> No.18963627
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18963627

>>18963541

>> No.18963628

>>18963570
But ninjas are nice

>> No.18963629

>>18963594
I don't know where you're getting that from anon. Degeneracy aside, I'm pretty mentally stable when it comes to the kind of stuff you're talking about. My only problems there are anxiety and depression.

>> No.18963634

>>18963627
Fuck off Beast.

>> No.18963638

>>18963570
Ninjas are cool and succubi are sexy.

>> No.18963640

>>18963627
>Deviantart image and Nardo at the same time
Good lord just kill yourself already.

>> No.18963660

>>18963627
This would make that Kunoichi very flustered.

>> No.18963665

>>18963596
Chowder really is a piece of shit. If you don't love his shit three year old memes/threadcanon enforcement/rance obsession/attention grab lilim/mod brown nosing/angry opinons about everything then he goes nuclear like an autistic child. He still gets mad about the threads to this day after being ran out for being a shitlord.

>> No.18963666

>>18963160
I'm kinda tired of all the twists, can't a monstergirl stay in character for once?

>> No.18963670

I want to use an arachne as a mount!

>> No.18963685

>>18963629
I genuinely believe that the thread would improve a tiny bit if you fucked off forever you fucking mental defective.

>> No.18963688
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>>18963670
Sounds like a job for a Large Breed.

>> No.18963696

>>18963685
I genuinely believe a lot of things anon.

>> No.18963700

>>18963665
>He still gets mad about the threads to this day after being ran out for being a shitlord.
Delicious. His doodles were trash too.

>> No.18963717

>>18963688
but she has no poison or web

>> No.18963722

>>18963700
They still are. He's incapable of creating any content that isn't epic maymays.

>> No.18963730

>>18963685
>calling someone mentally defective on a portuguese goat exchange site

>> No.18963731

>>18963722
Last i heard he and that zilch guy were making "beans"

>> No.18963732

>>18963688
Are the /c/ EMG threads really so dead?

>> No.18963733

>>18963722
Chowder is chinese knockoff Latenight with a quarter of the talent and one hundred times the ego.

>> No.18963735

>>18963717
Poison is for people who need to hit more than once.

>> No.18963737

>>18963700
>>18963722
Personally, I always thought those were kind of a pretty big rip off of what latenight does.

>> No.18963740

>>18963731
They're the only ones on the discord who give a shit about it.

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>>18963700
I'll take what I can get

>> No.18963754

>>18963741
Get some standards.

>> No.18963780

>>18963731
Zilch is the only person around that has shittier art than chowder

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>>18963622
I refuse to believe that.

>> No.18963783

>>18963741
I think I missed this wisp. Her hair loks extra fluffy.

>> No.18963787

>>18963754
You'll never understand because you don't know what it's like to unironically like Wisps.

>> No.18963796
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>>18963783
He showed a little improvement since then.

>> No.18963797

>>18963782
Its in one of the Q and A's
I assume he got sick of MGU and grigori stories and added his own counter to the canon

>> No.18963805

>>18963797
Not every story on MGU is about killing monsters.

>> No.18963812

>>18963782
>>18963797
It's basically his explanation for why there's gun users (see musketeer) but they don't outclass melee users.

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>>18963797
>Q&A
>canon

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>>18963685
>>18963688
>tfw you will never fit rachnera with a harness and bridle
>tfw you will never ride her on errands around town, murmuring soothingly into her ear when she gets embarrassed by the shocked looks random passers by give her

Feels sad, Anon.

>> No.18963820

>>18963787
Why could anyone like them?

>> No.18963823

>>18963805
Your right
Theres also Halo crossovers and praxis, so fuck'em

>> No.18963832

>>18963823
Whats wrong with halo?

>> No.18963833

>>18963805
I used to write shitty smut fanfiction on MGU before KC C&D'd them.

>> No.18963835

>>18963819
Don't you have a board to got back to, EMGshitter?

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>>18963832
Where have all the pleb-tier niggers like you been coming from lately?

>> No.18963848

>>18963832
It should have stopped at reach
4 and 5 work more of the lore of the books into the games, and feel like a fuckton is just fanfiction

>> No.18963858

>>18963538
>Shoggocks isn't that bad and I don't know why everyone hates him. You want an annoying faggot to loathe then look no further than Chowder, a faggot who floods the discord with endless gushing over Rance every day like that shits high art or something or Psychofox, who is Chowder times ten plus added retardation.
Passive-aggressive shitheel hack of a writer who's gotten into personal beefs with people like Bob and ELH and brought his shit into the thread in the past. Complains nobody likes his stories and chases off content creators by claiming this place isn't worth writing about. A pretty shitty writer himself to boot.

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>>18963832
Everything wrong with modern first-person shooters began with Halo.
Cortana still a QT though

>> No.18963865

>>18963858
>Passive-aggressive shitheel
But that's what Shoggocks calls himself all the time.

>> No.18963866

>>18963843
Gen-z, they've been growing up.

>> No.18963871

>>18963865
That's what Bob rightfully called him.

>> No.18963875

>>18963818
Considering how many overreactions, hyperbole, and misunderstanding exist in the entries themselves and the world guides anything answered by KC himself (whether on Enty or Twitter or whatever) should be considered more canon as they weren't filtered through his usual in world characters.

>> No.18963879

>>18963819
We need more buff spiders

>> No.18963881
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>>18963820
At first the design really appealed to me because I'm a huge fan of gothic lolita, plus she's looks like she could be an Undead princess. Blue flames are undeniably cool, and schrodinger's nopan.
In the end I was comforted that a Wisp would love you so much to protect your very soul after you die. At-least you have a home after death. I also think It would be a pretty comfy life, drifting together in Undead demon realms and being a part of the ambience.
Also they have that look like they would do absolutely anything to satisfy you.

>> No.18963884

>>18963866
He is fairly annoying too, sometimes he just keep talking to himself for quite some time and he loves to pull that "I don't even go to the thread anymore" but it's easy to notice that's a lie.

>> No.18963890

>>18963843
Dumb dragon.

>> No.18963891

>>18963871
Yet Bob shittalking anyone is like the pot calling the kettle black considering the cuck-tier shit he writes.

>> No.18963922

>>18963782
Check the Q&As he did for MGE, MGR, and Japan.
The setting runs on a ridiculous amount of shounen bullshit so that any monster or adventurer can find a way to hold their own.

>> No.18963927

>>18963843
I think it's just one and I'm pretty sure I know who it is.

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>>18963875
>>18963922
KC doesn't put any thought into answering questions: he just hurriedly cooks up a response based on what he thinks the questioner wants to hear.

>> No.18963932

>>18963455
I don't think it's that bad.

>> No.18963938

>>18963832
I personally just hate anything associated with rooster teeth.

>> No.18963940

Mega Manticore mammies or bantam Baphomet busts?

>> No.18963946

>>18963930
Dumb image spammer, don't you have Basilisks to be shitposting about?

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>>18963940
I like both.

>> No.18963970

Why does this thread keep devolving into nothing but drama these days?

>> No.18963979

>>18963970
/tg/ brought it with them from their world building threads: >>>/tg/59528231

>> No.18963983
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>>18963970
I tried talking about Wisps but I guess it didn't take.
Personally I'd want to marry one while I'm still living first. Have a few Wisp children and get myself set up for after I die.

>> No.18963985

>>18963970
People get upset because the portals aren't opening.

>> No.18963988

>>18963970
Because people live to hate
I just found it weird that it snowballed from one guys taste in something unrelated to the thread

>> No.18963995

>>18963313
Next time, try a main character with less variations of their name. I swear you spelled Brian every possible way. Homura a cute tho.

>> No.18964006

>>18963970
Too many spammy foreign elements (redditors and /monster/ remnants) have attempted to make themselves home here lately.

>> No.18964021

>>18963970
People who actually fucking reply to bait and then act like they are some kind of heroic cyber police force

>> No.18964029

>>18963891
Doesn't change the fact that it rightfully applies.

>>18963884
Who?

>> No.18964035

>>18963970
>these days

>> No.18964038

>>18963995
Fixed them all into "brian"
that has to be the oddest mistake I've made

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>> No.18964046
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How bout them Liches? They are pretty popular around these parts. What would you do if you found a Liches phylactery, but no sight of the Lich in question?

>> No.18964047

>>18964035
I bet he's the redditor that complained about "toxic" behavior a week or two back.

>> No.18964048
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>>18963979
Please don't bring that cancer here.

>> No.18964051

>>18964048
>Posting Viccy

>> No.18964055
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>>18963881
Well, the undead kingdom needs mood lighting and I guess somebody's got to do that job.

I want to take a moonlight stroll through the stonework streets of an undead capital with a Wight, joking and bantering with cocktail/champagne glasses in hand. With the sounds of nocturnal animals, a gentle breeze in the trees and a muffled distant festive crowd somewhere in the background.

Maybe I shouldn't have gotten drunk for the first time in a long time, imagining things I can't have gets so much more vivid like this

>> No.18964058

>>18963881
Those are actually good reasons. They're also said to be very lonely so choosing a girl like her and making her feel like the most loved woman would be amazing just to see her reaction to actually having a man

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>>18964055
I wanna mating-press a wight.

>> No.18964060

>>18964041
Evilest Cat is for making into evilest pregnant cat

>> No.18964076

>>18964046
Cum on it, thats gotta do somethin right?

>> No.18964078

>>18964047
>Whenever somebody grows concerned by the absolute state of /mgt/ it's automatically a redditor or other such bogeyman of the thread.

Shut.

>> No.18964081

>>18964029
Shoggocks.

>> No.18964091

>>18964055
That sounds very nice. I always imagined an Undead demon realm to be a lot like New Orleans, with lots of old french architecture, and cemeteries all over the city. Lot's of rich Undead culture like Halloween parades and a special appreciation for Friday the 13th.
And hoards of cute Zombies, and classy Wights and Vampires basking on overhead balconies.
>>18964058
I'd give her the life she always wanted.
>>18964076
Best answer so far, and maybe you'd have a Lich teleport in, and collapse in orgasm.

>> No.18964092

>>18964048
Bully the hat until she gets mad and bullies your entire country!

>> No.18964099

>>18964081
Yeah it's very obviously a lie that he doesn't still come here to greentext and meme like the faggot he is. He claims to have no time to write "for the thread" but spends his days in the Discord talking to himself like a retard.

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>>18964092
Victoria is actually the Fifth Inspector!

>> No.18964124

>>18963970
I think it's just that one Anon who's only contributions to the thread are telling people to fuck off.

>> No.18964125

>>18964092
>Bully the hat
You mean like cum in it and make her wear it?

>> No.18964128

>>18964125
delet

>> No.18964135

>>18964125
That's a good start. Then start replacing all her close with much more embarrassing ones

>> No.18964152

>>18964124
Fucking this.

>> No.18964156

Fuck it.
I want a jinko with huge holstine knockers.
Big enough that folks call her a titcow.
Large enough that she needs custom bras and can hold things in her cleavage!

>> No.18964165

>>18964156
A Caragor!

>> No.18964172

>>18964165
I don't care if she's that flavor with coarse, brown or white fur and huge muscles so long as her knockers match her impressive strength!

Hell, I'd mounter her and molest them till she's on the ground panting if need be!

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>Write a meme story involving an Apophis several years ago
>Never write the sequel/continuation
>Shitty work week and alcoholism leading to more and more Apophis based dreams
What the fuck is going on, is this some kind of mental gaslighting?

>> No.18964198

>>18963118
That is clearly an Ogre

>> No.18964199

>>18964192
What would happen if I eat that apple?

>> No.18964203

>>18964192
>>18964199
I'd take a bite right where the fang marks are and never break eye contact.

>> No.18964206

>>18964199
You'd fall asleep and wake up in a nice soft bed.

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>>18964059
That's for home, a nice high class house situlated higher than most of the rest of the city, so you can overlook the city lights out of the bedroom window while doing it. Or outdoors in a private corner of the host's huge garden while you're at someone else's party.

>>18964091
>New Orleans
You have to go even older and more prestigious than that, the famous actual french cities style.

>> No.18964209
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqni-M1k9gw

>> No.18964213

>You will never help modernize the backwards vampire duchy

>> No.18964217

>>18964192
>ignore apple
>step up to snek
>embrace snek
>get pumped full of venom anyway because that's how grape snek rolls

>> No.18964221

>>18964192
Was it by any chance Fatpophis?

>> No.18964224

>>18964172
>Big, buff brown jinko with massive tits that's confused as to why anon keeps feeling them up.

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>> No.18964230

>>18964217
Sounds good to me

>> No.18964237 [DELETED] 

>>18961808
>>18964225
>tfw moderation is dead

>> No.18964241

>>18964217
Venom doesn't work if you eat it anyway.

>> No.18964250

>>18964221
No it was a silly named character that I wrote. I don;t know why but I've been itching to give her the happy ending she needs.

>> No.18964251

>>18964241
this

>> No.18964252 [DELETED] 

>>18964237
It's a sitewide issue.

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>>18964241
>>18964251

>> No.18964257 [DELETED] 

>>18964252
Which hurts even more.

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All right anon you're one hard question from owning a brand new Daemon Silver Malibu Convertible and a trip to scenic Pharotopia!

At the end of Double Jinko Neon during a co-op run, do the main characters duel over the affection of Maro or do they share him in and equal relationship?

We've got 30 seconds on the clock!

>> No.18964274

>>18964224
>Natalia, why is your potential mate so obsessive over your chest?
>I do not know, I've always seen it as a hindrance in combat but he is finding it very nice.
>Well duh! Big boobs are the best! I just wish I could get a guy that likes mine.
>All the while, the table is creaking beneath the weight of giant jinko titties and a werecat with fat tats

>> No.18964276

>>18964269
I know they do both in Double Jinko Advanced. First the former, then they're persuaded towards the latter.

>> No.18964288

>>18964269
They duel! In the bigamy ending the relationship isn't equal as they keep fighting who gets to be on top. And bigamy is shit!

>> No.18964294

>>18964269
How have I not noticed her pauldrons until now

>> No.18964306

>>18964294
>Jinko has ornate pauldrons
Holy shit, I never saw it before either until I saw your post.

>> No.18964314

Tomboy Kikimoras who dress like butlers!

>> No.18964327

>>18964314
Strict kikimora adopteru who always calls me father instead of something more cutesy!

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Diam siht tsurt t'nod

>> No.18964341

>>18964192
Fuck off Bollocks

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>>18964276
And what do our judges say...? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jz1TjCphXE Oh terribly sorry Mr. Anon but answering a question with both answers would be considered cheating.

But you do get our consolation prize, a dinner date with our own Celebrity Wisp! Enjoy yourself!

>>18964288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSmUtWKW7EA Ohh so sorry Anony, you chimed in just a bit too late on that one. You do however have our fabulous consolation prize a dinner date with our own Celebrity Wisp!

Simply defeat our other contestant to obtain a truly priceless prize!

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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.18964361

>>18964327
Otou-sama? Tou-san? Chichiue?

>> No.18964362

>>18964355
>Marrying a Manticore
>Cheating on your wife
>Cheating on your wife with a slime
I wouldn't be in that situation to start with.

>> No.18964366

>>18964361
Father.

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>>18964338
diaM sihT tsurT yletulosbA

>> No.18964381

>>18964369
How could one distrust that smile?

>> No.18964385

>>18964366
I'm not familiar with that Japanese word.

>> No.18964387
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>>18964369

>> No.18964394

>>18964352
Seems good enough. Other dude there went with the bigamy end probably doesn't care about a wisp so I'd take her on a date.

>> No.18964423
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>Master

>> No.18964427

>>18964423
Cute dragon

>> No.18964436
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18964436

Fluffy snek.

>> No.18964441

>>18964436
Stop posting bad art

>> No.18964444

>>18964436
>mods haven't perma'd this fucker yet

>> No.18964448

>>18964444
Too busy banning people for saying 'faggot' and 'nigger'

>> No.18964453

>>18964448
>Too busy jerking off to J-pop PVs
FTFY

>> No.18964459

>>18964327
Kikimora maid/adopteru that formally calls you master, but sometimes calls you father in the heat of the moment when you're dicking the maid.

>> No.18964461
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18964461

Best birb.

>> No.18964465

>>18964453
I wish I was joking.

>> No.18964476

>>18964058
They were regular girls who died alone with regrets so they'll do anything to get a husband.

>> No.18964481
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>>18964394
>missing it

The joke is the loser dies and the Wisp marries him and the winner gets nothing, even though both will compete their hardest to win on television. Somewhere a Tanuki rubs her hands while thinking about the high ratings it will bring in.

>> No.18964485
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>>18964041
It'll take lots of effort to get her to the doctor though

>> No.18964486

So is it safe to write or do you just get told to fuck off now no matter what?

>> No.18964493

>>18964486
That nerdy Dark Mage greentext a few threads back went pretty well. I'd say it's fine as long as you don't intentionally trigger the thread.

>> No.18964501

>>18964485
But if you don't, how will you tell if she's pregnant or not?

>> No.18964510

>>18964481
Dying isn't that big of a deal since you could always revive in various ways, it's even easier if the body is neatly preserved.

Also
>Killing males in television
That Tanuki will get her mofu burned and a godly spell put on her to make her barren.

>> No.18964531

>>18964486
Some faggots who got ran out of here in the past for being faggots might come in to yell at you, because they just hate these threads that much to be that petty. The actual inhabitants here won't do that, as long as your writing isn't a shitpost made to anger the thread.

>> No.18964536

>>18964531
>Faggots who got ran out being petty
Literally who

>> No.18964539

>>18964481
>>18964510
>They end up sacrificing the Tanuki instead
>Each anon gets a Jinko and they make love in live television
At least that Tanuki can be popular in the underworld.

>> No.18964546
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>>18964510
>It's all a ploy, one of the contestants was going to An Hero to marry the wisp and the other wanted a strong MG waifu
>Wisp gets a husbandu by default
>Anon 2 gets fought over by the MG crowd and the Alpha MG takes the "alpha" male for herself
>sheckelsintensify

It's a full proof plan, unless a Baphomet is in the crowd and Anon 2 doesn't roll that way.

>> No.18964562

>>18964546
Anon, none of that makes sense at all. Your Tanukis ancestors are upset.

>> No.18964581
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>>18964562
>The plan works anyway because all the media is owned by Tanukis

Look into your fearboner, you know it to be true.

>> No.18964592
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18964592

Rapespidercows can be cute too!

>> No.18964595

>>18964546
>>18964581
Maybe if you stopped trying to shove a meme into every sentence your "plan" would make more than negative sense.

>> No.18964600

>>18964592
Adding cow to anything improves it.

>> No.18964614

>>18964581
I'm pretty sure the participants, viewers and even the tanukis themselves would be confused.

>Here is this quiz, get it right and you get a prize
>Both anons get it wrong
>Okay now the sad one will kill himself and marry a wisp and the other guy will wait there while the crowd fights until only one stands
>The "winner" is left with a dead corpse by his side and a beaten up girl who just blacked out trying to reach him by his foot

>> No.18964626
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>>18964600
Correct.

>> No.18964634 [SPOILER] 
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>taking funposting seriously

I mean if you wanted to go in the opposite direction you merely had to ask anon.

>> No.18964640

>>18964626
Cow dragons, cow jinkos, cow cows!
It's the best!

>> No.18964643
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>>18964626
Delete your post and take this superior version famalam.

>> No.18964668
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18964668

>TFW no worm GF

>> No.18964670

>>18963970
It's the natural state of generals.

>> No.18964674

>>18964668
That's quite sweet.

>> No.18964687
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>>18964674
I'm still waiting for the rest of the doujin to be translated.

>> No.18964689

>>18964668
>One Piece
Fuck Off Bollocks

>> No.18964700
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18964700

No more hate! No more cussing! We're here to love monster girls!!!

>> No.18964710

>>18964700
How would a Titania punish me if I refused to behave nicely?

>> No.18964716
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>>18964689
>One Piece invented the concept of people being able to stretch their body parts
Found the brainlet.

>> No.18964723

>>18964710
With a "Meanie Game" that Demonee-san taught her.

>> No.18964724
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>>18964710
Don't be mean!!! You don't want your big sister to get angry at you!!!

>> No.18964727

>>18964723
What does such a game entail?
>>18964724
What if I do?

>> No.18964733
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>>18964723
Delete this, demons are not meanies.

>> No.18964738

>>18964716
>gum-gum pistol

>> No.18964739

>>18964700
I want to dress Titania-chan up like the tooth fairy!

>> No.18964740
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18964740

>No no no! I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon!

>> No.18964743
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>>18964700
>We're here to love monster girls!!!

I don't know about you degenerates but I'm here for adventures without MG party members in a MG setting.

>> No.18964753

>>18964700
Shit, I fucking love those damn monster girls!

>> No.18964761

>18964743
Then you're on the wrong board, but you knew that before you made this shitpost.

>> No.18964763

>>18964614
This is retarded. The first Lilim to catch wind of this would kill that Tanuki or take her to be "re-educated." Killing people for sport is the kind of shit the monsters of the old era got up to, and it undermines the Demon Lord's efforts at coexistence.

>> No.18964764

>>18964743
The /tg/ thread might be more to your liking. They talk about the Order more than monstergirls

>> No.18964770

>>18964743
Try /tg/
I'm not even saying this insultingly, this is just not the thread for you.

>> No.18964776

>>18964743
Wrong thread, friend.

>> No.18964800

>>18964743
Then go to /tg/

>> No.18964802

I want to turn into a Alp, where should I go?

>> No.18964809

>>18964802
Find a happy merchant that sells peaches and bananas.

>> No.18964834

>>18964486
We've had three or four stories this week that didn't get a negative response, including greentexts. I'd say its safe enough.

>> No.18964846

>>18964743
The same except I'm not a faggot so I want all MG party members. Absolutely interested in adventure though.

>> No.18964847

>>18964802
A demon realm and then all you have to do is suck the banana

>> No.18964848
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18964848

Big tiger getting ready for nap club

>> No.18964853

>>18964848
I would love a huge, muscled jinko with cute pajamas

>> No.18964868 [DELETED] 

>>18964802
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.18964870

>>18964802
The grave.

>> No.18964877 [DELETED] 
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>>18964764
>>18964770
>>18964800

>> No.18964879

>>18964877
>Wasting images

>> No.18964883

>>18964879
Fuck off mermaid spammer.

>> No.18964889

>>18964883
Awfully defensive there for someone coming into a monster girl thread, posting unrelated images, and screaming samefag when folks call you out on having an unrelated, and contradictory, post for the setting.

>> No.18964893

He's just calling everyone the mermaid spammer now huh?

>> No.18964894

>>18964883
I think this is the most nonsensical reply I have seen in these threads

>> No.18964898

>>18964889
This is literally the only board in all of 4chan that gets buttblasted about off-topic images.

>> No.18964905

>>18964898
porn boards do

>> No.18964906

>>18964893
He has nothing left

>> No.18964910

I wanna take my big booty Kunoichi to a disco dance club and boogie with her!

>> No.18964914

>>18964883
>post like a dumb cunt
>accuse people telling you to go where you belong of samefagging
>when that doesn't work, post part false flag part complete garbage to derail even further
People tried being nice, I think we're justified to tell you "hang yourself retard" now.

>> No.18964921

>>18964910
>She stares dumbfounded as you throw off your coat and reveal a disco fever outfit while striking a John Travolta pose
>She actually laughs, something you pretty much never hear

>> No.18964925
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>>18964846
>Not wanting the 3 human female squad in MGE Land

An adventure without tragedy isn't an adventure worth taking anon.

>> No.18964931

>>18963570
being this mad about somebodies fetish

>> No.18964936

>>18964846
I'd like to go adventuring with all kinds of people. Human males and females and all species of monsters before settling down. It would be a lot of fun.

>> No.18964941

I want to lick honey off of a loli Kiki's puffy, hairless vagina!

>> No.18964950

>>18964925
But that ends in funtimes, not tragedy.

>> No.18964952

>>18964941
I want a loli Wolfu to step on my balls with her fluffy Wolfu feets!

>> No.18964968 [SPOILER] 
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>>18964950
Not all bad ends can be good, even in MGE land.

>> No.18965049

>>18964968
>desiring bad ends
I don't even have to insult you myself.

>> No.18965056

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare.

The birbs have been training for the day they can grab husbands and now is the time!
Muscle birds are coming for you!

>> No.18965061

>>18964968
i wanna get raped in the backwoods by a troll telling me to squeal like an p'orc

>> No.18965067

>>18963118
i wanna be captured by the biggest, baddest, meanest, fightingest Oni boss there is!

>> No.18965093

>>18964936
That sounds great. You could hire into a guild as a freelancer, and hopefully get picked up by a variety of groups.
Personally I'd try and run with a monster thieves guild. Someday, we would combine our powers and knowledge to raid a Dragons hoard.

>> No.18965103

>>18965049
Not him, but nonstop happiness without at least a little sadness is hollow.

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>>18965049
You can't appreciate happiness properly without tragedy anon.

Sometimes party members have to not feel good to better instill what it means to be alive for everyone else. Not that it matters in MGE since bad ends are at most temporary.

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18965147

>when she sees a guy she likes but can't think of a riddle

>> No.18965157

>>18965093
Huh, never thought about working like that but it would be fun. I'd travel all over the world and learn all kinds of things, both from humans and monsters and maybe some eldritch knowledge too.

>raid a Dragons hoard
It would be extra awkward if I was set up to steal my own wife's hoard. I wouldn't do it, but still.

>> No.18965158

>>18965147
>uh, uh, uh.....What's brown, cute, and wants to marry you!

>> No.18965163

>>18965158
Is it the pharaoh?

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>>18965163
>"probably but thats not.."

>> No.18965170

>>18965163
>In your dreams, kid

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>>18965163
It's obviously Apsara.

>> No.18965177

>>18965163
>I mean, maybe? I guess you're not technically wrong as the curse didn't kick in but I was hoping you'd say the sphinx.

God damn riddle cats, so cute I wanna get one in my bed and snuggle her.

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>> No.18965222
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>> No.18965232

>>18965222
Cerea pleases old men for carrots!

>> No.18965243
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>>18965232
Lies and slander!

>> No.18965261

>>18965147
"What do I have in my pocket?"

>> No.18965282
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>>18965243
>>18965222
There are many horses that need to be removed

>> No.18965313
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>>18965222
that cerea looks small
also anyone else have captcha issues

>> No.18965326

>>18963622
>>18963782
>>18963797
Here is KC's exact sentence regarding guns as posted on the Automaton making-of:
(仮に現代レベルの火器があっても、魔法の方が強かったり、勇者や強い魔物は銃弾を剣で弾いたりできる剣>銃なファンタジーなので、火器の発展は遅いみたいです。)
Source: https://enty.jp/en/posts/40404

>> No.18965370

>>18963622
>>18965326
I just want to imagine them practicing that. Cowardly marksman being order to shot like in the Last Samurai, only to have his Dullahan trainer literally cut the bullet in half.

>> No.18965374

Can you suffer a tragic fate regarding what kind of monster girls you attract?
>Like voluptuous titty monsters
>Get surrounded by short flatties
>Like lolis
>Get surrounded by plump hags

>> No.18965379

>>18965374
You could just say no

>> No.18965382

>>18965374
General bodyshape doesn't really hold as majordomomalinda says that both people will change to be the ideal version their partners desire

Better question is species. I want a snake. None of those terrible horses or messy slimes

>> No.18965383

>>18965374
>No unhappy endings
No, no you can't.

>> No.18965385

>>18965374
>lolis
I'd rather off myself

>> No.18965387

>>18965385
This

At least in real life they would grow up. Here you might be stuck with someone who will never ever have wide hips and big tiddies

>> No.18965391

>>18965387
loli a shit, big girls only in my domain

>> No.18965403

>>18965391
Let's not be hasty; you do still need lolis to turn into big girls.

>> No.18965410
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>>18965403
oh yes I will be hasty

>> No.18965414
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18965414

You're drawing, aren't you?

How else will you make your waifu real?

>> No.18965415

>>18965157
Eldritch knowledge is the best kind of knowledge, and Shog party members would probably be the most invaluable to have. They would make excellent rogues and assassins. And maids too I guess.

>> No.18965420

>>18965387
What's preventing loli monstergirls from growing up, assuming they aren't a species that's always like that?

>> No.18965424

>>18965420
the vile sabbath, I want to create a de-lolification potion and keep in safely atop the refrigerator

>> No.18965426
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>>18965414
I-I'm working on it.. soon...

>> No.18965429

>>18965414
My plan is to write incredibly slowly and bring her into existence through sheer force of will. That, or I try one of /x/'s silly summoning rituals. Either way.

>> No.18965438

>>18965414
Guys, what if Latenight is a marshmallow cat and that's why he takes a while to draw something?

>> No.18965442

>>18965438
>t.Alex Jones

>> No.18965444

>>18963970
Literally the thread police, they fuck shit up worse than the spammers. I'm not even being ironic

>> No.18965446

>>18965414
I don't feel like drawing her anymore because I might make her look bad

>> No.18965447
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18965447

>>18965438
Then there's yet another wonderful thing in this world I'll never get to have

>> No.18965450

>>18965446
Then draw 3DPD until you know enough to erase the PD parts and then draw your waifu

>> No.18965458

>>18964461
Yes.

>> No.18965460

>>18964461
Bookworm birb is so much better than borderline brain damage birbs

>> No.18965462

>>18965414
I already tried.

>> No.18965465

>>18964486
yeah man just write, considering how many people actually will look at your pastebin vs the one guy who tells you to fuck off it's safe to say a fair amount of people will enjoy it.

>> No.18965468

>>18965465
i'd try to writefag but autism

>> No.18965470

>>18965414
I haven't drawn in years. pretty bad at it anyway

>> No.18965472

>>18964848
would bully until she snaps and mating-press's me

why do I never learn

>> No.18965474

>>18965462
>>18965470

Yeah it don't work like that.

Nobody starts good at drawing. That 12 year old who can draw photorealistic portraints? He's been drawing for thousands of hours. The people who are "naturally talented" are the people who don't mind their shit looks bad and just keep drawing until it doesn't.

>> No.18965478

>>18965474
But aren't you supposed to improve when you try to learn?

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>>18965414
Does this count?

What could possibly be worse than a shark attack? A laser shark attack!

>> No.18965483

>>18965468
Harness that autism my friend and write

>> No.18965489

>>18965474
Idk I've met a few kids who really are naturally talented and will just watch one youtube video to figure out a new technique

Granted those same fuckers give up on art half way through and never actually do anything with their talent

>> No.18965493

>>18965483
okay but it will involve autistic mid to late 18th century military tactics and uniforms and weapons with WW1 style international politics

>> No.18965496

>>18965493
Whatever, just get on with it.

>> No.18965504

>>18965493
I believe in you bitch, go write

don't forget to proofread, you will be surprised how much you need to change your sentence structure after the first run through/spoiler]

>> No.18965506

>>18965414
Through video games.

>> No.18965507

>>18965460
Not hard to do, jubs are worst birbs.

>> No.18965509

Not a single Cinco de Mayo post? What would a monster girl fiesta look like?

Just watch out for the Chupacabra. She may attack a satryos instead of a berfomet and end up drunk.

>> No.18965512

>>18965509
Take your godawful memes back where you got them.

>> No.18965513
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18965513

>>18965509
Let’s celebrate!

>> No.18965519

>>18965512
I wasn't trying to meme. What meme?

>> No.18965523

>>18965509
i want to sick the biggest chupacabra girl I can find on a group of baphos to teach them a lesson about being chestlets

>> No.18965532

>>18965523
>the big titty terror in the night
>"Run, run little goats! I'm coming for you!"
>Baphomet imoutos hide under the covers of their onii-chan's bed, scared they're going to get attacked

>> No.18965558

>>18965504
>don't forget to proofread
Sleep on it though, come back the next day. If you try and proofread the same night, a lot of shit will slip through.

>> No.18965561

>>18965414
I remember trying to draw once. I went with it for one year, drawing and practicing at least 2 hours everyday until i had to drop it.

Now I resort to commissions.

>> No.18965567

>>18965519
nah he's just cancer, Cinco de Mayo is prime MG time

>> No.18965576

>>18965567
Dia de los muertos would be better

>> No.18965583

>>18965576
>ywn pick up a lonely wight on Dia de Muertos

>> No.18965588

>>18962160
Cute lizard

>> No.18965589

>>18965583
i want the big chupacabra from >>18965532 to paint herself in the skul motiff and garb and chase me down in the candle lit cemetary

>> No.18965611
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18965611

I wonder what happens if you break the sword lilim's clothes?

>> No.18965630

Know what's better than a Shirohebi?
Shirohebi twins who perfectly fine sharing with each other, but are doubly vigilant against other women.

>> No.18965650

>>18965630
>Oh sister, isn't he so handsome?
>"and smart"
>"and caring"
>"and loving"
>""AND HES ALL OURS!""

>> No.18965696
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18965696

Demon nee-san!

>> No.18965717

>>18965630
Would they entangle you in both of their tails or is that too lewd for them?

>> No.18965718

>>18965630
With that much snek, I'd like to see the girl able to get close enough to be a threat

>> No.18965722

>>18965717
Like a caduceus

>> No.18965724

>>18965696
Does nee-san have back problems?

>> No.18965763

>>18965722
Two snakes curled around a "staff."

>> No.18965812

>>18963092
Lolis with big horns deserve big love.
If you make her happy she will drop all the gems you'd ever need.

>> No.18965845

>>18965370
It never fails to amuse me when a Japanese setting makes guns useless due to how cool and awesome all the sword using warriors are. It just reeks of butthurt on their end.

>> No.18965862

>>18965845
I think you're projecting a little there.

>> No.18965893

>>18965845
In this specific context of MGE it's just that it's heavily based on JRPGs and you're supposed to train a lot to become high level and defeat powerful monster girls.
Guns being the preferred weapon would ruin this aspect of the setting, and besides who wants to shoot at cute monster girls?

>> No.18965973

>>18963313
Line 27 "I have now talked to Brain."
Still some fixes to go, Beast.

>> No.18965980

>>18965893
Hello.

>> No.18965984

>>18965973
Forgive me, it was midnight in london when and I had fixed it had a bit to drink.
I'll fix it when I get the chance.

>> No.18966003

>>18965984
It's cool, I liked the story.

>> No.18966153
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Can pure monster girls who dress conservatively compete with lewd ones?

>> No.18966168
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>>18966153
Sure.

>> No.18966174

>>18966153
>pure monster girls who dress conservatively
Those don't exist anon. They're all turbosluts who are obsessed with dick

>> No.18966204

>>18966153
>pure monster girls
Oh silly anon.

>> No.18966206

>>18966168
That outfit is lewd in a familiar way. You'd get comfy, watch a show with her and before you realize it you'd be cuddling her with a raging hard on.

>>18966174
Even if deep down they crave for the cock it doesn't matter because all their words and actions are those of a pure maiden.

>> No.18966210

>>18966204
Vegeta was pure too.

>> No.18966279
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18966279

Hey, listen!
Hey, listen!
You should be creative on this day without obligation you have.

>> No.18966308
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>>18966204
This fox is so pure that your lustful gaze is making her uncomfortable.
She does want you to keep staring though.

>> No.18966332
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18966332

>>18966308
>wearing black panties
>pure
She wants it bad. Pure girls wear white-and-blue striped panties like this Elf.

>> No.18966369

>>18966279
gimme starting point for a complete newbie in drawing and ill do it

>> No.18966386

>>18966369
1. Obtain bowl
2. Obtain fruit
3. Place fruit in bowl
4. Obtain pen & paper
5. Recreate bowl of fruit on paper using pen
t. someone who doesn't know how to draw

>> No.18966395

>>18966332
Is it true that a monster girl can't get married if a man sees her shimapan?

>> No.18966402

>>18966395
They have to marry the man who saw, obviously.

>> No.18966420

>>18966395
The easy solution is just not to wear shimapan

>> No.18966423

>>18966279
I already posted something a few weeks ago. That's enough, leave me alone.

>> No.18966439

>>18966402
Then you can marry a cute Alice by flipping her skirt. Courtship has never been easier.

>>18966420
But then they'd be too lewd to get married.

>> No.18966530
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>>18966279
I want to learn how to write proper smut. Last time I tried I was told it fell flat.

>> No.18966630

>>18966530
So try harder. You just have to grasp the essence of pure lewdity. In order to do so, you need to book a flight to the himalayas. Climb to the peak of Mount Everest, and once you stand above all, start jerkin it. Do not stop until you can see the full moon directly above you. Only once you have nut to the true beauty of the universe, will you be able to write smut.

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>>18966630
>lewdity
You mean lewdness?
>all the rest of your post
You're stark raving mad, son.

>> No.18966671

>>18966649
Every other writer did it. It only makes sense. If every joe schmoe could write smut, humanity would spend literally every instant since its creation jerking off. Also, either lewdity or lewdness was correct, and I resent you trying to correct me.

>> No.18966675
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>>18966671
Newer heard of no lewdity.

>> No.18966681
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18966681

Gyaru elves! Twice as pure

>> No.18966684

>>18966675
And I'm just supposed to listen to some bumfuck who hasn't even jerked off on mount everest? I think not.

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>>18966681
You have to date one for 6 months before even thinking of kissing her!

>> No.18966712
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>>18966681
Gyaru elves best elves

>> No.18966714

>>18966693
I forget, is it on the third date that you're allowed to hold hands in private, or the fourth?

>> No.18966716

>>18966675
I NEED to breed cows.

>> No.18966763
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18966763

I want to help my waifu level up into the perfect shortstack

>> No.18966777

>>18966763
XL > normal > XXL

>> No.18966782

>>18966712
Is it better if they have a very pronounced gal dialect?

>>18966714
First date you're not allowed to touch her, nor call her by her first name.
Second date you can call her by her first name but not touch her.
Third date you are allowed to touch her shoulder once.
Fourth date you are allowed to touch her hand once too.
Light handholding is forbidden until the 12th date.

>> No.18966879

>>18966693
>that backboob
I'd love to dress her up as a Holst.

>> No.18966956

>>18966879
You can't make her dress up as a Holst without a milk party to go with it.

>> No.18967036
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>>18966956
>Howdy neighbor! Me and my sister just came to invite you to a milk party!
Silly cows.

>> No.18967076

>>18965200
Does this count as self harm?

>> No.18967078

>>18967036
The first thing you need to ask during this situation is "Who is going to get milked by who?
If they take a while to answer you better stay home.

>> No.18967113

>>18967036
I want to save a herd of Holsts from being abducted by ayys.

>> No.18967128

I want kunoichi 'maids' with massive titties.

>> No.18967183

>>18967128
Do they become your maids before or after raping you?

>> No.18967210

>>18967183
Yes.
And I'd be happy to have them either way, although I may be suspicious of them letting their friends join if it keeps happening

>> No.18967299

>>18967210
They're just moving so fast that you're seeing their afterimage. And even if they did invite their friends what's the harm in getting buried in kunoichi tits?

>> No.18967320

>>18967299
Well, I''d just prefer that they let me meet her first before she joins.
I mean, what happens if I call for them to assemble and theres suddenly a kunoichi with huge muscles and the obligatory huge tits?
She may not even have a properly fitted uniform!

>> No.18967503

>>18967320
With muscles and tits that big she is most likely a Kunoichi who failed an important mission and has no other choice than to become a maid now.
Please make her feel at home, but do give her the proper maid training she needs.

>> No.18967520

>>18967503
That I would, even if she wears a too small maid top that hangs off her chest and shows off her abs because of it.

>> No.18967556

I wish Anxiety Incarnate would come back...

>> No.18967559

>>18967520
>>18967503
>Tall, muscled kunoichi with massive breasts
>Shows off her abs no-matter the uniform
>Quieter than the rest

Time for wifing

>> No.18967565
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>It's getting warmer, I don't need those.

>> No.18967572

>>18967565
Almost makes me wonder if Lich-san is an exhibitionist but doesn't want to admit it.

>> No.18967595

>>18967559
Good. I'm looking forward to it.
You can look at Daidouji from Senran Kagura if you need further inspiration.

>>18967565
If your Lich refuses to wear anything then you shall get back at her by going around naked too.

>> No.18967600

>>18967595
Wifing, not writing.
Too busy playing battletech.

>> No.18967603
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18967603

She sees your ___.

>> No.18967604

>>18967113
I want to build a flying saucer with my Gremlin and abduct Holsts so I can "probe" them.

>> No.18967607

>>18967565
Put them on or I'll send you to work with the crazy Ice Queen scientist in the north

>> No.18967613

>>18967565
>You're adding tedious extra steps to initiating research, assistant.
>Taking these off wastes 5.4783 seconds of experimentation time

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>>18967600
>battletech
Mechs you say?

>> No.18967628

>>18967600
My hopes are crushed, but at least now I'm thinking of a cute Gremlin who is procrastinating by playing mech games.

>>18967614
She needs to be wearing a comfy casual attire. The work attire is only for when she's building an actual mech, not playing games.

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>> No.18967659
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18967659

>Hey there sailor, would you be interested in my brew?

>> No.18967662

>>18967638
I love the idea of lamias also having a wedding ring around their tail to show they're engaged. How would they keep it from slipping off though?

>> No.18967683 [SPOILER] 
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>>18967638
>Put a coin in!
>GACHA
>GACHA
>PON
What did you get anon?

>> No.18967703

>>18967662
Monster girls being creative with their wedding accessory are super cute.
I'm particularly fond of wedding collars.

>>18967683
>The Lamia shopkeeper rigged the gacha by filling it with her little cousins
How do you care for a gacha snake?

>> No.18967709

>>18967683
>Random Page
Lava Golem
I’ll take her, that’s a winner right there. Even if mini.

>> No.18967725

>>18967703
A wedding collar with a a magic gem infused with your spirit energy.

>> No.18967736

>>18967683
>Sea Bishop
I’m Ok with this

>> No.18967743

>>18967709
>mini lava golem
>sits inside your coffee mug to insulate herself
>when she wants attention, she erupts and splashes onto you
>you can blow on her like hot soup to bully her

>> No.18967750

>>18967736
Would she have a mini tablet with the abridged version of Poesiden’s rules, or one big tablet that she has to swim around to read?

>> No.18967764

>>18967683
>>18967709
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random
>Kamaitachi
I get a kuudere sadistic onee-chan, a genki shortstack childhood friend and a healing loli caretaker.
3 for 1 value roll must be an SR.

>> No.18967779

>>18967683
>Wonderland
Oh fuck.

>> No.18967787

>>18967703
The same as you would care for any wife I imagine. You love her and cherish her and cook for each other and live together. You’re devoted to each other and let no one come between you.

One special item though: if you don’t get a heating pad and/or lamp, you could end up with her getting clingy and wrapping around you anytime she needs heat.

>> No.18967788
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>>18967683
>Jorou-Gumo
Awwww yissssss.

>> No.18967798
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Do not fear the Kill Master. He merely takes that name to scare off intruders and protect his flock of giant spiders.

>> No.18967801
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18967801

Did somebody say horsepussy?

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18967802

>>18967683
>Fire Rat
This is good

>> No.18967810

>>18967750
Little mini tablet, although I imagine gatchapon girls go full size after a while

>> No.18967818

>>18967659
>black harpy
I swear these birds are stalking me.

>> No.18967819

>>18967779
>Fae Wonderland
This goes one of two ways. One is her exploiting her tiny size all the time, the other is that she has access to size potions and enjoys using them.
>Cuddle your fae Cheshire next to your face
>POOF Now your head is buried under normal size cat ass
>she gets off and hugs you close
>POOF You are now lying down comfortably between her breasts
>her comforting scent is overwhelming
>turn over and fall asleep
>wake up normal sized with your fae cheshire curled up on your chest

>> No.18967821

>>18967801
Nightmare-San, can you explain why my teeth keep falling out in my dreams?

>> No.18967827

>>18967818
No idea how the fuck I quoted that post, was meant for >>18967683

>> No.18967834
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>>18967821
Because you eat too much sweets.

>> No.18967838

I want to breed my fertile kikimora and create a large household of little kiki maids.

>> No.18967839

>>18967764
>”They’re small, how bad could it be?”
- Last words from an anon passed out from papercuts

>> No.18967840 [SPOILER] 
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MEGA MILK

>> No.18967843
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>>18967819
That sounds fantastic

>> No.18967866

>>18967840
Wonderful.

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https://exhentai.org/g/1211131/23e2d9ef10/

>> No.18967872

>>18967838
But what if they run out of things to clean? They might turn on you and do something horrible, like make you do something productive instead of goofing off all day.

>> No.18967884
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18967884

This is your kouhai for tonight.

>> No.18967888

>>18967683
>smol yeti
>live in tropical country
She's ded

>> No.18967895

>>18967834
But I don’t.
I’ve actually cut back on them

>> No.18967901

>>18967840
Danger Dairy!

>> No.18967905
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18967905

Cat’s cat

>> No.18967907

>>18967872
>many little kikis start carrying their dad
>they shout "punish Daddy" or "punish Master"
>Your kiki wife suddenly has a domineering attitude and just does a fufufu-laugh

Either way the mansion is big enough for all the maids and they can find their own master when they grow up.

>> No.18967914

>>18967905
I want a Jinko Cheshire hybrid

>> No.18967924
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>> No.18967944

>Check out this neat weapon I found!

>> No.18967953
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18967953

>>18967944
>It's another "anon forgets the pic" episode

>> No.18967985

>>18967953
Soft body wurm!

>> No.18967987

>>18967888
Just modify your freezer with a window in front. You’ll get to see her making snowmen out of the shaved ice and living in a teepee made out of an ice cream cone!

>> No.18967989
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>> No.18967997

>>18967924
>You will never be the personal bodyguard of a dark priest

>> No.18967999

>>18967834
I'm going to massage a wurm until she's a broken, ahegaoing mess.

>> No.18968001

>>18964689
What the fuck does One Piece have to do with me, you tosser.

>> No.18968037

I bet minotaurs must be awfully lonely trapped in mazes.

>> No.18968040
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18968040

>>18967997
That's a lich silly.

>> No.18968046

>>18968040
Oh well. Serving a lich would be nice too

>> No.18968057
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18968057

Could it be possible for Shoggoths to reshape their lower bodies into something like a mermaid's tail or centaur's body?

>> No.18968069

>>18967953
>Wurm with an obviously demonic axe
Please put that down before kingdoms crumble.

>> No.18968070
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18968070

Marrying a succubus can be very stressful.

>> No.18968075

>>18968037
Mazes are full of other monsters though. Like rats.
>>18967989
It's still too cold to go swimming.

>> No.18968078
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>>18968069
>swings her axe against a rock
>it does considerably less damage than if she just rammed into it like usual
>”Awww. This thing’s weak!”
>tosses it away, nonchalantly breaking the spell
>”Oh well. Time to find hubby!”

>> No.18968087

>>18968057
Yes, but it would use a lot of mass and decrease the amounts of objects they can be.

>> No.18968093 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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Right now there are hundreds of desperate OL monster girls wallowing in sadness that they failed yet again to acquire a husband during golden week.
Tanukis marketers, Demons in law firms, Dragons hoard traders, etc... All too busy working to form the family they so deeply desire.

>> No.18968099
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>> No.18968114
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18968114

>>18968093
Former bodybuilder jinkOLs?

>> No.18968115

>>18968099
>You will never claim her with your incubus cock and corrupt her into a monster

>> No.18968119

>>18967683
>Ushi Oni
So I get a mini rape train?
Oh how the tables have turned.

>> No.18968124
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Summoning gone wrong (or right?)

>> No.18968132
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>> No.18968139

>>18968114
Do they keep fit or have they lost their way?

>> No.18968151

>>18967683
>Hinezumi
I guess I just get beat up. A little disappointing.

>> No.18968152

>>18968114
Is hate to be the IT anon who catches her eye. Everyday something is wrong with her computer or her keyboard has mysteriously broken again (i.e. she snapped it in half so Anon could come up to her office).

>> No.18968162

>>18968114
Yes.
Office Jinko is the cutest, bustiest, and biggest!

>>18968139
She stays fit, she still has her pride.

>>18968152
>Computer has the keyboard lodged in a ceiling tile
>She's staring at anon expectantly

>> No.18968164

>>18968139
The sedentary lifestyle has softened them around the edges but they still have great big muscles
>>18968152
I can see her messing up something under her desk so she can trap ITanon and force him to look between her huge thighs

>> No.18968170

>>18968099
I like 2hu monsters.

>> No.18968175

>>18968099
Transforming existing characters is bad. especially if being human is part of their character

>> No.18968176

>>18968124
Gone wrong, tails shouldn't be this fat.

>>18968132
And here we have a rare occurrence of a Tritonia attempting to attract a mate by mimicking the more popular bunny girls.

>> No.18968179

>>18968152
I wish my IT job was actually like this.

>> No.18968180
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18968180

>>18968046
Dragon zombies are superior.

>> No.18968181

>>18968164
>Thighs got thicker with her quitting rather than skinnier

Worth it

>> No.18968185

>>18968164
>I can see her messing up something under her desk so she can trap ITanon and force him to look between her huge thighs
Is she wearing those pink lacy panties with the cat hole on them?

>> No.18968191

>>18968180
>Dragon Zombie Ojou

>> No.18968192

>>18968185
probably something with chibi tigers on it like >>18964848

>> No.18968198

>>18968181
You can bully her about it if you're brave enough, but she'll tell you she has to bulk for winter

>> No.18968199

>>18968078
Ah thus disaster was averted.

>> No.18968201

>>18968191
>Slow "Oh...ho....ho...ho..."

>> No.18968206

>>18967556
Literally who?

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>>18967779

>> No.18968210

>>18968198
>Bulkan
I bet she burns it of during the summer but during winter she's probably strongfat.

Would be cute to tease her about it.

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>> No.18968237

>>18968185
If she's going to have IT Anon under her desk then she will wear her most seductive, lewd and mature panties. If that doesn't work she'll do it again but this time with no pan.

>>18968192
If she's still wearing cute panties at her age that explains why she's a sad lonely OL. All her friends are married and have children because they actively searched for a mate and dressed the part, meanwhile she was too busy going to bodybuilding competitions and doing cute stuff at home.

>> No.18968250

>>18968237
I want office jinko to put a bow in her hair.
She is CUTE!

>> No.18968292

>>18968250
Calling an old single tiger cute has a very plausible risk of causing her to enter heat.

>> No.18968293
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18968293

>our king!

>> No.18968305
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Are Kaijus considered monster girls?

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>> No.18968315

>>18968114
What if you asked her on a date?
What kind of dress would she wear?

>> No.18968316

>>18968293
I want to invade a slime queen's palace to steal some of the royal jewel!

>> No.18968333

>>18968292
That just makes her cuter!

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>>18968316
That's a good way to get proactively dated.

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>>18968315

>> No.18968369

>>18963640
>Deviantart image
No that against the final boss that legitimately happened in the manga

>> No.18968387

>>18968208
>Cait Sith
What a way to ruin a picture.

>> No.18968388

>>18963640
People are still on that hate bandwagon?

>> No.18968427

>>18968293
>Daily life of a slime king
>Wake up in bed with the queen
>Have breakfast and sex with her
>Spend the morning at the knight quarters rewarding the most diligent warriors
>Eat lunch at the kingdom's school then reward the best students and teachers
>Spend the afternoon meeting various citizens and rewarding them for their loyalty to the crown
>Eat a banquet dinner at the castle with the queen and your closest subjects
>Enjoy the evening at the castle and reward whoever you deem worthy that day (maids, cooks, guards, etc...)
>Spend the night in bed with the queen
>Repeat
Marrying a Queen Slime is the most gratifying work.
Spreading joy throughout the kingdom and enjoying your wife's dozens of different bodies and personalities, seeing all the new citizens be born from the love your and your wife shared, witnessing the growth of your kingdom into a powerful nation, etc...
It might just be all slime but that's all you need to be happy.

>> No.18968489

>>18968175
I'm betting it on Eirin's weird new drug.

>> No.18968495

>>18968237
>meanwhile she was too busy going to bodybuilding competitions and doing cute stuff at home.
What kind of cute stuff? Like finding out what IT Anon’s favorite food is and trying to master it? Or maybe she finds out his favorite tv show and starts binge watching it to have something to y’all to him about at work?

>> No.18968497

>>18968305
Don't see why not. I see MH monstergirls posted here too

>> No.18968498

>>18968333
She'd be blushing, swaying her tail, have a steamy breath and dilated pupils.
Is that what you call cute?

>>18968338
Foxes should just rape their crush rather than do all this bullshit seductive stuff. They underestimate how dense some men can be.

>> No.18968505

>>18968342
They can't rape me, I'd just be a thief. A legendary one, sure, but a thief nonetheless.

Though those maid slimes look quite attractive.

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>>18968387
This better?

>> No.18968553

>>18968498
Yes, yes it is

>> No.18968558

>>18968495
>She watches all 300+ episodes of IT Anon's favorite shonen
>At work she breaks her mouse and calls him to fix it
>She tries to talk about the anime while he repairs it
>All she manages to say is that she likes fighting scenes
>He assumes she is talking about martial art movies and starts talking them
>She misunderstands it as IT Anon telling her that he doesn't care about anime anymore
>She spent that night marathoning a bunch of martial art movies to talk about with IT Anon
>This time she will carry on a proper discussion!

>> No.18968609

>>18968498
It's a wonderful thing when a fox hits estrus and snaps.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=65025304

>> No.18968611

>>18968558
>"I can impress him with my intimate knowledge of martial arts movies. I even have clips from an obscure classic he may have never even seen,Tiger and Crane Fist!"

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Two onis and a kunoichi.

>> No.18968635

>>18968558
Ganbatte Jinko-san!

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