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18952049 No.18952049 [Reply] [Original]

No good, Anon! Stay back.

>> No.18952070

"I'm NOT a dork!"

>> No.18952076

"I DON'T have a penis"

>> No.18952112

Why don't you have a penis, Anon?
Did someone cut it off?

>> No.18952189
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>Youmu's small tiny foreskin-covered phimosis cock drenched in smelly stinky smegma

>> No.18952346

What goes through the minds of people who type this

>> No.18952388

can u don't

>> No.18952410

preferably a bullet

>> No.18952541

*proceeds to hug Youmu softly then carry her princess style*
I love Youmu too, she's a cool and cute girl

>> No.18952801

Marrying Youmu to an immortal for the good of Hakugyokurou!

>> No.18952850

No one calls me a chicken and gets away with it!

>> No.18954397

big if true

>> No.18954403

God I wish that was me

>> No.18954411

sincerely hope so

>> No.18958258
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>they don't want to swallow up Youmu's small dirty smelly cock and savor the smegma and sweat she's saved-up for months

>> No.18958276

then why does she have the giant sperm?

>> No.18958288

you had me up till the smeg
that's just gross

>> No.18958312
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Ok I'll clean up the smeg first and you can go to town on her cute little cock

>> No.18958363

But that's the best thing of that.

>> No.18958846
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Koakuma kunny

>> No.18959287

Youmu is shy because it's damn hot and she's getting sweaty, but she is not aware that her sweat does not smell bad!

>> No.18959628


Youmu's hips are the best in all Gensokyo

>> No.18959643

Youmu really seems like that girl who would have smelly sweat. She looks smelly.

>> No.18959647

Of course! What she doesn't have in the chest, she makes up with her hips!

>> No.18959771
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Her chest doesn't need anything, it's perfect already

>> No.18959856

thicc thighs save lives, but thigh highs are my demise

>> No.18960312
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I would like to hold hands with Youmu

>> No.18960651

i would like to hold dicks with youmu

>> No.18960750

Hand holding?! How lewd!

>> No.18960762
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I figured out how to solve Youmu's problem with hot summer weather

>> No.18960951
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Youmu looks good in any behavior!

>> No.18960979

I would love to lick her sweet smegma

>> No.18960982

*any bikini (fuck)

>> No.18961040


Does Yuyuko order Youmu around to do chores in revealing clothing?

>> No.18961117

I mean, why wouldn't she?

>> No.18961384
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She helps her out if you know what I mean

>> No.18962957

God I wish that were me

>> No.18963070
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Wait, so does Yuyuko make Youmu get a new piece of revealing clothing everyday, or is it the same one all around?

>> No.18963174

Who are you quoting?

>> No.18965293


>> No.18965369 [SPOILER] 
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I know for a fact people hacked my PayPal account so no me love you longtime.

>> No.18965380

Spooky Samantha doesn't really need to wiggle her nose to put you in a coma!

>> No.18965473

Half-human, half-cum

>> No.18965603

Same to both

>> No.18965616
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>> No.18965633

wanna get up there and take a good sniff

>> No.18965673

>when she calls you out for snu snu

>> No.18968904

half dork

>> No.18968919
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>3 halves
No. The other half is smegma that's grimily attached to Youmu's thin tiny rock hard cock.

>> No.18971216

Youmu trying to fuck you in the anus with her little cock but failing so hard so you tease her!

>> No.18971262

I'd LOVE that but unfortunately I don't have tastebuds in my asshole to savor the sweet and sour taste of Youmu's sweaty cock!

>> No.18971279
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>> No.18973286
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Yep. She's totally a dork.

>> No.18973388
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She'll beat you in a board game any day!

>> No.18973799

That’s a cute rabbit she’s holding

>> No.18974018
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She got it from a friend

>> No.18976597


>> No.18976660

I want to play hockey with Youmu and then dine on her tiny sweaty cock in the locker room immediately after

>> No.18976669

Youmu smelly smega is frozen because of the cold!

>> No.18976678

Delicious popsicle treat!

>> No.18976687
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heh, she better try me. I don't want to boast but I've never lost a monopoly game in my entire life.

>> No.18976700
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Sharing it with her!

>> No.18976706 [DELETED] 

That slight yellow tinge means Youmu had been stewing up her cock juices for that popsicle for quite a while

>> No.18977115

Youmu is really cute /jp/!

>> No.18977125


>> No.18977199
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What should the enemies be? Those are placeholders currently

>> No.18977215

Youmu's sweet cum

>> No.18977414

You wouldn't hold dicks with Youmu?

>> No.18978722

What do you even mean by that?

>> No.18978806
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Fluffballs or ghosts like these

>> No.18983220

Cute Ghost.
Yuyuko is cuter.

>> No.18983238 [SPOILER] 
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I'd prefer Frost Lust Youmu were still here...
>love nectar cookbook

>> No.18983881
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>> No.18984128
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Will you accept Youmu's confession?

>> No.18984152
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I already did but it wouldn't hurt to do it again

>> No.18984376

Why are there so many mean images of Youmu.
If she isn't being subjected to something low, she's being treated poorly (ready brutally) and she isn't a 'hu worthy of such mean vile acts!
She's either covered in bruises or being bullied the bad way

>> No.18984479
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Who doesn't want to pin her against the ground and gently toy with her delicate, pale body. Can you imagine all the cute squeals and twitches that she'd be unable to control, or how poorly she'd retain her composure? It would be so cute!!

>> No.18985687

Sucking Youmu's tiny dick until she cums her sour elixir.

>> No.18985700
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I'd prefer to tie her hands to something first. Pinning occupies limbs that could be used to explore Youmu.

>> No.18985718

I would legit rape Youmu if I could.
Save up my cum for a week, rape her to my heart's content during several hours, try to cum some stockholm syndrome into her.

>> No.18985844

Youmu seems like the sort who's brain would just shut off well before stockholm syndrome started kicking in.

>> No.18985880

I want to forcefully shut Youmu's brain down... with my dick!

>> No.18985937

Youmu slowly coming back to her senses...
Youmu waking up soaked with sweat, with a horrible taste in her mouth, her clothes in ruins, bite and kiss marks all over her chest, gobs of cum oozing out of her holes, and all four limbs bound and secured, arms up and legs apart.
Youmu filling with horror as she realizes what's happened, then going pale as a ghost when you renter the room, this time with drugs to ensure she stays awake the whooooole time.
Youmu's nightmare never ends!

>> No.18986048

How can Youmu ever recover!?

>> No.18986355

>Youmu's nightmare never ends!

>> No.18986906
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I want to hug a spooked Youmu and tell her everything'll be okay. Then I want to watch her fall asleep as I am holding her in my hands!

>> No.18987065
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You're a good man, anon.

>> No.18987072
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I see you are a man of culture as well

>> No.18987074
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You must pet her head while you do so. To not do so would be a criminal offense

>> No.18987112
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Only if she likes it.

>> No.18987374

My god, my heart can't take much more of that. Youmu's just too cute!

>> No.18987583
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Irreversibly breaking Youmu... with /jp/!

>> No.18987699

All you need to spice that up is a gangbang by all of her dedicated followers!

>> No.18987800

"DON"T use condom"

>> No.18987834

I would like to hold Youmu with hands

>> No.18987871

How lewd

>> No.18989438

Hey, hey, hey, no, none of that. You can be rough with her, push Youmu to her absolute limit, but breaking is forbidden.

Youmu waking up to another horrible day...
Youmu flinching back as someone enters her room, but wait, it's someone new! Youmu immediately starts begging for help!
Youmu's words dying in her throat as more men file into the room.
Youmu's heart filling with dread as she sees their eyes and expressions...it's the same as...!
Youmu imagining all of them treating her like captor...one was enough to reduce her to such a state, but now there's dozens...no, no, NO!
Youmu screaming like a banshee as they descend on her, terrified beyond words!
Youmu's nightmare never ends!

>> No.18989466
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Well, obviously. Youmu's really super cute, but isn't really aware of it, doesn't try to utilize it, and doesn't consciously do anything to enhance it. Girls like that are rare, precious treasures that must be treated as such!

>> No.18989532
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Very cute

>> No.18989552
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A fitting end to the story of Youmu!

>> No.18989617

>Youmu's nightmare never ends!

>> No.18989642

Sour? Youmu's cockjuice and smegma is savory sweet, an absolute delicacy

>> No.18989859

Youmu isn't immortal, she'll eventually find the death that she seeks

>> No.18989899
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First of all, you can still do lewd things to ghosts.
Second, "the death that she seeks?" Youmu isn't like that, regardless of the situation.

>> No.18989906
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The teacher gave us a group project, and she assigned Youmu as my groupmate! What do I do?

>> No.18989914
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>Youmu isn't like that, regardless of the situation.
More like: she's ALWAYS like that...

>> No.18989924
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Was she asleep? Wake her up, obviously.

>> No.18989939
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Seeking death as in she's a ghost hunter, anon. Don't be dumb.

>> No.18989963
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Thank you, someone gets it.
These numbers I've got ...!

>> No.18989968

I don't know man.
She seems gloomy and anxious.
Constantly gets into fights with the people closest to her.
Her dad is missing.
She keeps bringing swords to gunfights.
Seems pretty suicidal to me!

>> No.18989989 [SPOILER] 
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I too enjoyed the MiB game for PC back then, plot divergence and all. No, not those numbers!?

>> No.18989992
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Yeah, well, you're wrong.

>> No.18990190

If Youmu were anything but gloomy nowadays I'd be optimistic about the world, and I'm not.

>> No.18991113

You pervs summoned lewd youmu translations

>> No.18991396

I almost vomited.
I don't know who this disgusting cow pig is, but why are you posting this in a Youmu thread?

>> No.18991448

Adult Yomo?

>> No.18991462

i want youmu's dick up my ass, no homo!

>> No.18991953
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And whoops, the omake is better than the whole book.

>> No.18992523

Was there supposed to be a link to a sad panda? Cause that's all I got. What was it about?

>> No.18992703

Youmu is an adult....

>> No.18992747
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God I wish that were me.

>> No.18992774

omg i envy Yukari so much.

>> No.18993249

Well, she is pretty old for sure, so I guess you could technically call her that.

>> No.18997283
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Youmu is for fucking until she develops the body on the left!

>> No.18997295
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That's absolutely not true!

>> No.18999506


>> No.19000542
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Youmu should never have breasts as big as those!

>> No.19001591

I will cut you to pieces with all three of Youmu's swords.
I won't even have to lift a finger.

>> No.19003464

Whoa there buddy. Don't let that edge cut you

>> No.19003980
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May Youmu take your order, /jp/?

>> No.19003982

Yeah I'll have the french dip with curly fries and a coke.

>> No.19004436

your best dish fed to me by you on your lap

>> No.19004494
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I'm sorry we do not provide such service. However we do have a special dish that only the waitress can make

>> No.19005511

I'll have the best dango you can make!

>> No.19005521

Cum please.

>> No.19005539

Cheeseburger, the works, no onions, no mushrooms, medium fries, and a water. Cup, not a bottle.

Oh, actually, what's this special dish?

>> No.19005579
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It's a secret!

>> No.19005624

That's weird. You get many orders of it by not telling people what it is?

>> No.19005652
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What does Sakuya want with the gardener?

>> No.19005668
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Wonderful things.

>> No.19005685


Where can I find the full picture?

>> No.19005769

You should be able to find it from that crop, anon. 3-4 tags already.

>> No.19006104
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Holding hands

>> No.19006122
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School swimsuits are dumb. A one-piece is fine, but the stupid name tags ruin it.

>> No.19006126

What's with Youmu and swimsuits?

>> No.19006150
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...that's actually a very good question. She's young-looking and often drawn as a loli, but it's not like that's even a little bit unique to her. So then why?

>> No.19006193
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Please do not make Youmu feel insecure about her fashion sense

>> No.19006236
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Aarrgh, posting distressed Youmus against my facts is illegal. It doesn't look good and that's that!

>> No.19007633

I can't be cut by what never comes to my presence facing your direction.. Anon. *tilts shades and adjusts Fedora*
I will be posting nice things about this smol gardener if you don't mind. I bid you farewell!

>> No.19007687

>http://www iq-servers
I'm not an expert long term lurker in djt and even I know the Nips are trying
Who am I even quoting?

>> No.19007695

Well. Based on the full image preview, Youmu got caught trespassing again

>> No.19009688

I actually kind of imagine that Youmu isn't as loli as fans make her out to be

>> No.19009694
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How so?

>> No.19009720

She feels more like she should be in highschool, probably shorter than everyone else

>> No.19009761

5'5 short?
Yuyu might be 5'7 or 5'8 with that logic

>> No.19009767

If Youmu said this, I'd probably be really sad or cry.
I love Youmu so much. But not as much as Sakuyun.

>> No.19009919
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>> No.19009983
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>> No.19009997
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It's like she's wearing nothing at all

>> No.19010002
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A classic, but more tasteful with the shirt on.

>> No.19010018
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Emphasis her being underdeveloped and you got yourself a deal.
It's not that I want her to look like a kid, you realize, it's just the contrast of her being shorter and flat against Yuyuko being taller and busty is too great to pass up. Not to the usual Eiki/Komachi extant, though, that's too much.

>> No.19010053

Youmu's sticky sweaty see-through shirt!

>> No.19010081
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It's surely just water, anon. She's wearing a swimsuit, after all, and are you saying she's sweating through that?
Have a consolatory sweaty Youmu instead.

>> No.19010094

Youmu is apparently doing sword activities in the sun, she's probably very sweaty! Imagine wringing all the sweat from her shirt into glass, with a slice of lemon and ice: Youmunade!

>> No.19010109
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That's incredibly disgusting.

>> No.19010171
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Drinking Youmu's fluids with /jp/!

>> No.19010174
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I concur

>> No.19010184
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delete this

>> No.19010192

Youmu's pain, horrified face makes me smile. Her screams must sound so lovely!

>> No.19010245
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All of these meanies posting horrifying pictures of Youmu!
But she doesn't care, she has Yuyu..

>> No.19010257 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.19010275

I want a 2hu to do this to me please and thanks

>> No.19010779
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How can you say that to a smile like this

>> No.19011872
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Youmu Azteca

>> No.19011959
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Youmu is a Tzitzimitl!

>> No.19011992
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Jesus buttfucking Christ, people. Less deviant shit, more pure Youmus.

>> No.19012003
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>> No.19012009
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Youmu has encountered purity

>> No.19012020
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A cute!

>> No.19012028
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Youmu IS purity!

>> No.19012034
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>> No.19012037
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Youmu is for molest

>> No.19012044

Youmu should ONLY be smiling!

>> No.19012067


>> No.19012295
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No, that would be Reimu you are thinking of.

>> No.19012573
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How can you say you love Youmu if you can't enjoy all points on her emotional spectrum?

>> No.19012629
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No Touhou is "for" molest. That's be incredibly boring. Half the point of those scenarios is taking them out of their normal, usually happy life.

>> No.19012648
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Pure Youmus only!

>> No.19012729
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Weren't we just talking about swimsuit Youmu last night? Pure my ass, you like lewding her up just as much as me, albeit in different ways.

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Youmu as your girlfriend!

>> No.19012784
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Why me?

>> No.19012903

Because people are posting bad Youmus!
She is frowning a hell of a lot more than she is smiling in this thread!

>> No.19012910
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I'm not the swimsuit poster. Before I was linked this thread today I haven't been on /jp/ in months. Unless this is who I thinknit is from discord, in which case... shush!

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Fair enough. Youmu doesn't smile a lot even without bullying, though.

I'm not a discord guy, though it warms my heart to think there's more men like me.

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For the record, it wasn't a lewd swimsuit pic. Just her in a two-piece slayin in the river.

>> No.19012985

you disco faggots need to die off of /jp/
bunch of faggots.

>> No.19013131

I normally don't even mention discord in threads, regardless of the board I'm on. It was just such a coincidence in that one guys post mentioning swimsuit Youmu last night that I had to be sure since I sent one to someone last night.

>> No.19013153

Teasing Youmu,cute!

>> No.19013154
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Also, have a smiling Youmu.

>> No.19013704
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How about more?

>> No.19013728
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Youmu is not a bitch! Smug sometimes, but not a bitch at all!

>> No.19013738
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Youmu can no longer recall a time before she turned her mind to steel.

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Don't mind the filename. I was drunk when I named it.

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What's she thinking about?

>> No.19013818
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Trying to act cool again, Youmu. You really should stop, it never works out.

>> No.19013821
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I lost a recently recalled friend-mayhaps-wife to your style of thinking three November ago, would you explain why she was unfit to you?
Was it so much effort to make sure I was warned on her behalf?
A surprise visit from the original inspiration?

>> No.19013826
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Case in point.

>> No.19013851
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>>>>>>>>Machine code!

>> No.19013857
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That you were never serious about *love making*?

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That's all it takes for Youmu to sneak up on you and overwhelm you with her swordsmanship... Why haven't you stopped bullyposting in Youmu threads yet?

>> No.19014210

Doed anyone happen to have the youmu pics where she has a flower on her head and looks like she is zoned out? I think it was in reference to Marisaworld.

>> No.19014304

What is the long term purpose...

>> No.19014736

Of course for... research purposes...

>> No.19015304
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I gotta lift.

>> No.19015512 [SPOILER] 
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Though I'd accept you as you are, I'll be waiting.

>> No.19016099

Wrll, considering it wasn't a lewd pic, but a cute chibi pic, I'd say it was to add to my adorable Youmu pics.

>> No.19019671
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Doing homework with Youmu!

>> No.19019698

I just wanted to eat her phantom half

>> No.19019853
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How about spending time with her on a cold, snowy day?

>> No.19019937

cum half*

>> No.19021794

those glasses are screaming let's have curry tonight

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Found one of the pics I was requesting. No luck on the one with just her flower headed chibi though...

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What indeed is a mantis to a Space Ghost?

>> No.19022414

Fact check: false.

>> No.19022830

This, i want to suck youmu's tiny dick

>> No.19022839
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Hahahahahahahaha wrong

>> No.19022844

i-it's big then?

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She has no dick!

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youmu is my big sister.....

>> No.19026968

You stay out of this if you have nothing to add.

>> No.19027563

what does it smell like lol

>> No.19027576
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I want to be Youmu's girlfriend

>> No.19027597

What would it be like

>> No.19027631

I want to be Youmu.

>> No.19027676
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Youmu's used gloves!

>> No.19027755

are used gloves supposed to be arousing?

>> No.19027773


I want to lick Youmu's fingers while she's wearing gloves

>> No.19027778

is it a red day?

>> No.19027825

i want to be aroused by this please be more descriptive

>> No.19030420

I want to be Youmu's boyfriend

>> No.19032923
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>> No.19033005
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You all...

Beasts Realm Sword - Karmic Punishment of the Lewd and Unsettling !

>> No.19033067

Cute, but would be cuter if it showed her tiny cock flopping around

>> No.19033075


>> No.19033084

It's really small now.

>> No.19033116
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Coming up with cute chuuni names is just going to set them off even more, Youmu.

>> No.19033317

It smells like sweat and cum!

>> No.19033561


>> No.19035058

Youmu's sour smegma,lewd!

>> No.19036179

do you think it would taste bad lol

>> No.19036452

Youmu's 70 year old untouched moldy musky vagina!

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Youmu made a friend!

>> No.19036495

Yuyuko enabling rapists to get quality time with Youmu... as a prank!

>> No.19036496
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That's not funny!

>> No.19039055

Youmu's cunny!

>> No.19039075


>> No.19040404

I can hear the zettai from here

>> No.19042039

I don't know i would be funny to taste it only to teaser her lmao.

>> No.19042675

Youmu's cold odourless phantom pussy

>> No.19042787

Intense game of leapfrog.

>> No.19044300
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Sleepy Youmu

>> No.19044458

And dick.

>> No.19047437

I want to say no bulli, but bulli more please. With more bullis too.

>> No.19047900
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Youmu has had ENOUGH of your bulling!

>> No.19049104

post what happens next please

>> No.19049114
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Youmu is sleeping. Please don't wake her.

>> No.19049400

Youmu being unwillingly sold into prostitution by Yuyuko!

>> No.19051889
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Yuyuko is sorry.
Seems like the bulling is finally over.

>> No.19051896
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j/k its just more bulling.

>> No.19051900

>Youmu's nightmare never ends!

>> No.19051904
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See, what did I say? Also that's fucked up, Yuyuko, maybe even more than getting her raped.

>> No.19051939

>ghosts, no sense of right and wrong!

>> No.19052096

She must be protecc

>> No.19052149

Is that a stretch though. They do have almost mother-daughter relationship in manga.

>> No.19052156

If Yuyuko was my (real) mom, things would be different around here.

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It's not unfounded though. She just had amnesia from her time alive.

>> No.19054642
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Is it true that Youmu Konpaku can travel 200 yojana in 1 slash?

>> No.19054700

She can unleash one hundred million of my cummies in one stroke!

>> No.19054730

Imagine carefully picking up Youmu and then dumping her into a pond

>> No.19054786
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I'm imagining it.

>> No.19055665

Aw that's cute, but why is he wearing a ribbon

>> No.19055781

no killing youmu bulli is accepted tho

>> No.19055816
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Yeah, because throwing a sleeping person into a pond is totally safe. You know she'll drown if she doesn't wake up, right?

>> No.19055980

so no killing youmu

>> No.19056018


>> No.19056052

She can travel all the way to my heart in on slash. Or something like that. It sounded better in my head desu.

>> No.19056343

Kinda sounds like her sword would sewer your ribs when you say it like that.

>> No.19056596
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Yuyuko is depicted as having a crossdressing fetish in the comic.

>> No.19059884

Yeah she would sewer my ribs with her beauty or something because I'm so smitten with her or something. Sounded better in my head.

>> No.19059909


>> No.19059939

We have been going out for two months already you frigid bitch, my balls are bluer than your eyes.

>> No.19060043
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That's right. Don't make the half-ghost into a full ghost.

>> No.19063030

that's what i already said tho

>> No.19063201
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I want to eat sushi off of youmu's delicious body

>> No.19063538

What if instead, we put whipped cream, cherries, and ice cream, and ate those off of her?

>> No.19063559

That's a younger Youki.

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>> No.19065651

That would be one of my wife's duties.
Also she'll have to cook wearing a naked apron and clean my ears as I rest my head on her lap, among other things.

>> No.19068431

I want to lick Youmu's tiny phimosis dick!

>> No.19068499

Wink pls go

>> No.19068515


>> No.19072149
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Still using a diaper? what a loser!

>> No.19073941
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A Youmu thread with many replies.

>> No.19078517

Requesting Youmu in a Miko outfit.

>> No.19078527
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>> No.19078671
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Cute! Can she use a bow in this form?

>> No.19079007
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Tis' dork is sexy

>> No.19079303 [SPOILER] 
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Us Gil fiends gotta stay sexy, so you wanna do anything about "this" cause I'm a little flustered. And out of work. And unfortunately unfortunate.(and she's not here now. )

>> No.19079391

Requesting Youmu's tiny stinky cock

>> No.19080522
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coming right up

>> No.19081745

It's MYON time!

>> No.19081764

goodnight youmu

>> No.19081944

I want to FUCK a ghost!