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18950008 No.18950008 [Reply] [Original]

Who is the best sage?
Who is the best girl?
Who does their job the best?
Who has the best outfit?

>> No.18950039

>inb4 creator cumdump order patrol.jpg

>> No.18950067
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Easy.

>> No.18950084
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18950084

Oh no, not another Okina vs Yukari thread!

>> No.18950090

Is Okina nice? Yukari can be a bit playful & mischevious and she scares me, and Kasen doesnt look very friendly.

>> No.18950129
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>>18950090
Just respect her as a god and she will be nice.

>> No.18950172

>>18950090
Yukari is an always scheming piece of shit you should never trust
Okina is a scary god with brainwashed servants you'd never want to meet
Kasen is the only one you'd like to have around

>> No.18950178

Who's the best mommy?

>> No.18950267

>>18950178
Okina

>> No.18950285

>>18950267
What are her qualifications? Does she have a resume?

>> No.18950290
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>>18950285
She has three kids (Aunn, Satono, Mai), canon boobs, and she's tall.

>> No.18950495
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>>18950008
>Who is the best sage?
>Who is the best girl?
>Who does their job the best?
>Who has the best outfit?
Their head, i.e. Yukari, by default is the answer to all of these questions.

>> No.18952849

>>18950008
Okina
Taishi
Kyouko
Taishi

>> No.18952875

Okina is very cute, but my love for Yukarinrin has no limits.

>> No.18952889

>>18950290
Correct but you forgot her fourth daughter Marisa

But test she is tall and has huge saggers.

>> No.18955414

>>18950495
We don't know if Yukari is the head of it all or not.

>> No.18955830
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18955830

cute CUTE
MOMMY

>> No.18956058

>>18950067
Momuko isn't a Sage.
>>18950495
Yukari isn't the head.

>> No.18956107
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>> No.18956120

>>18956107

what diversity is it that kasen's adding

>> No.18956127

>>18956120
cum

>> No.18956133

>>18956120
non-blonde

>> No.18956172

>>18956133
Aren't the other oni blonde too? What if Kasen's actually the only non oni in >>18956107?

>> No.18958270
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>>18955414
>>18956058
>the creator of Gensokyo isn't the head of the sages
Yeah ok.

>> No.18962555

>>18950008
kasen best girl

>> No.18963246

>>18950008
Kasen
Kasen
Kasen
Kasen
Surprisingly

Reimu watches the boarder and whatnot.
Kasen roams around doing things
Okina just rapes people and schemes
Yukari sleeps and gaps people as well as scheme.

>> No.18963255

>>18950008
Kasen
Kasen
Yukari
Kasen

>> No.18963356
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>>18950008
Okina
Eirin
Kasen
Hecatia

>> No.18963357
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>>18956107

>> No.18963417

Yukari and Okina are both pretty good. I could carve a better sage than Kasen out of a potato.

>> No.18963703
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>>18963417
Honestly Meiling would make a better sage than Kasen. She could be Yukari's sleepover buddy

>> No.18963898

>>18952849
I would say
Yukari
Taishi
Keine
Taishi

>> No.18964248

>>18963417
Kasen is the sage of cum, she's necessary

>> No.18964260
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18964260

reminder HJ freaks is now a huge okinafag and basically, you are fucking stupid

>> No.18964264

>>18964260
Okinafags confirmed unpassing trannies

>> No.18964268
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>>18964264
Okinafags confirmed elite musicians who get infinite pussy

>> No.18964295

>>18964268
CORRECT

>> No.18964317

>>18958270
Okina is her shareholder though.

>> No.18964326
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>>18964317

>> No.18967690

>>18964248
You're a sage dead people. You are necessary.
No wonder you switch moods every second.

>> No.18967702

>>18956172
Kasen is a rare breed of oni.
Think of it like white and red roses.
You can get a rare pink every once in a while.

>> No.18968734
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18968734

Petition to replace Krapsen with the cute Meiling starts now.

>> No.18968748

>>18968734
Agreed, Cumsen isn't even a proper Sage!

>> No.18968770

>>18968734

china is pure

>> No.18968775

>>18968770
Which is why she is better suited as sage

>> No.18968787

>>18950008
Cocksen in the center trying to get fucked as always.

>> No.18968835
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18968835

Why are we still arguing anyway? The answer was obvious.

>> No.18968843

>>18968835
Not a sage. Not a god.

>> No.18968914
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>>18968843
Shut the fuck up, Yukari.

>> No.18968926
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>>18968914
Fuck off kid.

>> No.18968928
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18968928

>>18968914
Yukari? No.

>> No.18968959

>>18968928
>>18968914
Both of you. Suck my cock.
Okina can have the shaft, you can have the head Tenko

>> No.18968969
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>>18968959
No.

>> No.18969003

>>18968969
Fine.
You have the head, Tenko gets the shaft.
For fucks sake. She's smaller than you.

>> No.18969008
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>> No.18969013

>>18969008
Okina still using her superior visage provided by the Holy Father Almighty.

Truly the best.

>> No.18969085

>>18968770

China manages to be sexiest 2hu without effort, unlike Kasen who has to make effort

>> No.18969096

>>18968835
>>18968914
Why is Tenko so cute?
She's just so cute~!

>> No.18969101
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>>18969085
She's just much cuter, that's all.

>> No.18969129

>>18969085
Untrue.

>> No.18969202

>>18969101
China Dress
EoSD
Sakuya and Remi are also cuter than most girls in Touhou

>> No.18971405
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18971405

Now choose.

>> No.18971436

>>18971405
What uniform? Eirin doesn't have uniform.

>> No.18971442

>>18969085
Kasen's efforts are towards not looking sexy. She's bad at it, but it's the intent that counts.

>> No.18971575
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>>18971405
Eirin all the way. Best girl.

>> No.18971584

>>18971405
o k i n a

>> No.18971591
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18971591

Marisa is now scared of her new mom!

>> No.18971689

>>18971405
diversity hire/cumdump

>> No.18974746

>>18971405
I want the pussy and her mom

>> No.18975064
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>>18971575
Not a sage and neither a girl.

>> No.18977329

>>18975064
She isn't a boy.
Eirin is a Sage of the Moon.
Highly praised too.
The only dark mark on her carrer is Immortality and fleeing with Kaguyun along with Reisen who follows soon after.

>> No.18977406

>>18950008
What's kasen's Job as a sage?

>> No.18978546
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>>18975064
Gap heg out

>> No.18981739
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>>18978546
No you.

>> No.18981883
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>>18981739
Yukari is only good for brothel work.

>> No.18982184

>>18981883
Upset Yukari!

>> No.18982213
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>>18981883
She's a popular girl, Eirin has to get in line.

>> No.18982238

>>18971575
Eirin has a Buzz Aldrin dakimakura.

>> No.18982244

>>18982238
Buzz knocked her up and abandoned her

>> No.18982246
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>>18982213
I think a woman older than the Lunar Capital has the patience needed to wait in line for a piece of that ass.

>> No.18982253
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>>18982238
Buzz has a Junko dakimakura just to spite the Lunarians.

>> No.18982256

>>18982253
big lips

>> No.18982262
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>>18982213
>She's a popular girl
Sure.

>> No.18982276
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>>18982246
But can she handle that ass? She won't last a minute with her amateurish lunarian sex game.
>>18982262
How convenient that you cropped out the part where that sinsack gets beaten up by a group of Yukari's fans.

>> No.18982289
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>>18982276
What's the meta of sex anyway when you've played it for over a millenia? I imagine that for these two it has evolved into something absolutely bizzare that mere humans couldn't comprehend.

>> No.18982295
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>>18982276
>fans
Ohoho I see only one.

>> No.18982323
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>>18982289
I'm sure Yukari's powers can keep things fresh in the bedroom.
>>18982295
>Calm down, bro!
>bro

>> No.18982339

>>18956172
Suika's a redhead.

>> No.18982365
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>>18982323
Both of them are supposed to be super geniuses, so I guess they aren't running out of ideas on how to spice things up any time soon. And if they were to get bored with each otherm it's not like they couldn't get Yuyu, snek, gradient hair or madwoman to join in for a threesome.

>> No.18982379
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>>18982256
Loose lips sink ships.

>> No.18982381
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>>18982323
>Super Mario underground theme
>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice
>If we're the ones who avenge Mr. Shredder against the Street Sharks no one will be able to forget we were here!
>Now who wants lots of bapsghettiiiiiii~?

>> No.18982406

>>18963357
This doesn't explain why is Okina superior to the others. Okinafags are poop.
This is the canon one
>>18956107

>> No.18982410
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>>18982365
Honestly sounds like lots of fun.
>>18982381
Yikes.

>> No.18982419

>>18982410
They actually ran out of red ink for it too.

>> No.18982439

>>18971436
tabards, look them up

>> No.18982459
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>> No.18982495
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>>18982410
Seeing Eirin and Yukari being intimate with each other is a refreshing take on what is usually portrayed as a mutually destructive relationship.

>> No.18982519 [SPOILER] 
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>>18982439
I've seen enough virtual tater tots and bacon already thank you very much.
>the prophecy has been undone again
>green haired archers bring mysterious tears

>> No.18982697
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>>18982439
That's pretty shoe horned joke then.

>> No.18982702
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>>18982495

>> No.18982734
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>>18982702
Hags who don't act like their age are cute. Cute!

>> No.18982951
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>>18982734
When lolis collide

>> No.18982959

>>18982697
These comics would work better made out of playdough aka Mr. Biru.

>> No.18983186
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Okina
Okina

>> No.18983222 [SPOILER] 
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>>18983186
Okina Okinawa Ilona Leona

>> No.18983426

Okina weona

>> No.18983524

>>18950008
>Best Sage.
Kasen. She's the only decent person.

>Best Girl.
Also Kasen. For the same reason as above.

>Job the best.
Okina. Unlike Yukari, she seems to keep pointless cruelty to a minimum. And Kasen has no job.

>Who has the best outfit?
Yukari.

>> No.18983789 [SPOILER] 
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>>18983426
Whey?
>too little rain and the ground is not fertile...

>> No.18988597

>>18983789
I don't get it.

>> No.18992872

>>18983524
The lewd sage!

>> No.18992880
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Best of friends.

>> No.18992891

>>18992880
Eirin is so negattive

>> No.18992893
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18992893

>>18992891
Because she'd rather be fucking Yukari

>> No.18997453

>>18992893
gay

>> No.18999931

>>18956107
>Does almost all the work
>Sleeps and has her shikis actually do all the work

We know your tricks Yukari.

>> No.18999973

>>18999931
The important part of that image is Kasen being a cumdump.

>> No.19000017
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>>18999973
Nice try Yukari. You are old and busted.

>> No.19002201

>>18999973
gross

>> No.19003312

>>18999931
>wrote some software to automate her job
>spends all day sleeping and letting the preprepared measures handle everything
Even in Gensokyo, sysadmins are sysadmins.

>> No.19005000

>>18950008
This is the best sage

>> No.19005302

>>19002201
That's gross but Kasen likes it.

>> No.19007128
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>>19003312
Work smart, not hard.

>> No.19013058

>>18950008
Kasen is a horny hermit!

>> No.19013233 [DELETED] 

>>19007128
wow

>> No.19018545
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19018545

Say ahh

>> No.19022822

>>19018545
E

>> No.19029433

>>19005302
YOU like it.
Kasen wants nothing to do with that stuff.

>> No.19029488

Yukari's the best sage.
Kasen's the best girl.
Yukari does her job the best, but only by extension and by the fact I don't know what the other two's jobs are.
Kasen's got the best outfit, though Yukari probably has the best aesthetic overall.
Okina doesn't matter.

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>>19029488
Never forget.

>> No.19031612

>>19029612
Pathetic really

>> No.19031698
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19031698

>>18977329

that's try. eirin isn't a boy.

>> No.19031706

>>19031698
*true

>> No.19031745

>>19029433
Sure.

>> No.19035037
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19035037

>>19031698
How big is Eirin's cock?

>> No.19035044

>>19035037
15 inches.

>> No.19035066
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>>19035044
That's tiny.

>> No.19035118

>>19029433
Yes, she doesn't want it but she's still a cumdump.

>> No.19042507

xd

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19044992

Oh hello.

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