Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed May 2 00:00:18 2018 No.18938447 [Reply] [Original]

You wouldn't dare break her heart would you?

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:00:50 2018 No.18938452 MAH WAIFU > IS FRIENDS WITH YOURE WAIFU

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:01:21 2018 No.18938455 undead are olev

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:01:28 2018 No.18938456 >>18938452 >spoiler That's the spirit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:01:40 2018 No.18938460 File: 434 KB, 992x1403, 1525103133946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is snek.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:02:20 2018 No.18938462 File: 60 KB, 1024x1024, depositphotos_42902235-stock-photo-broken-heart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938447

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:03:09 2018 No.18938467 File: 152 KB, 629x877, Echidna_extra_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938460

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:03:21 2018 No.18938469 >>18938452 I didn't know she had any. Neat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:05:06 2018 No.18938475 Wouldn't a monster waifu be against you adventuring? You could get hurt or worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:05:52 2018 No.18938480 >>18938462 Fuck off. I still fucking laughed though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:07:18 2018 No.18938487 >>18938475 I gotta make rent, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:07:54 2018 No.18938488 File: 1.03 MB, 1240x1754, Zipangu steel folded ten gorillion times.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938475 Not if she protects me!

Anonymous Wed May 2 00:08:07 2018 No.18938491

>>18938214
I think the reason I'm so into femdom is that, even though I'm desperate for any love whatsoever, that same fact makes me change possible waifus constantly.

As such, I'm highly attracted to any woman who can make a strong impression on me via an extreme expression of their attention.

Once we're going steady, I'll probably become more of a switch.

Does that make sense? What girl would a Lilim hook me up with?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:08:41 2018 No.18938494 >>18938475 So I guess she'd also be against me being in the military.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:09:13 2018 No.18938499 >>18938475 I only wear the finest shog armor on my dangerous adventures to the post office and grocery stores. Safest way to travel, if you ask a shog.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:09:48 2018 No.18938501 >>18938475 Adventuring is required for nest-building. You can't hatch dragon eggs without a hoard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:10:49 2018 No.18938507 >>18938499 >live in a small town >Mr. Russel came back from his expedition to Antarctica and is the local celebrity >Gee Kurt, how come your clothes are always so... ripply?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:11:11 2018 No.18938510 >>18938491 Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:11:28 2018 No.18938512 >>18938499 Do they not sell stamps at the grocery store?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:11:47 2018 No.18938513 File: 433 KB, 700x1006, 31348256_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, you don't have to run faster than the wurm, just faster than the guy besides you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:13:02 2018 No.18938523 >>18938513 Why would I run in the first place? If I just stand still with my arms to my sides she'll think I'm a tree and go around me. It works on silly buffalo holsts so surely it'll work on her too!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:13:03 2018 No.18938524 >>18938513 Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:14:06 2018 No.18938530 >>18938523 She can still sense your spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:14:06 2018 No.18938531 >>18938513 Unless you're the one she's interested in, then she ignores the guy you left behind to snatch you up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:14:19 2018 No.18938533 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, Troll_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938475 She can pamper me enough to stop wanting to leave the house

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:14:38 2018 No.18938534 >>18938513 >not tripping yourself and telling the guy to fuck off when he tries to help you up

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:16:49 2018 No.18938544 File: 203 KB, 595x844, v14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938447 Albino lamia are the best Sapphee is the best Praise the perfect snek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:18:15 2018 No.18938548 >>18938544 >Albino lamia Is that the kindergarten girl who lives inside a plastic bubble?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:18:23 2018 No.18938549 File: 359 KB, 595x521, Indeed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938544 >Perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:19:50 2018 No.18938555 >>18938544 >>18938549 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:19:54 2018 No.18938556 File: 468 KB, 997x1051, 33300020_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938544 >>18938549 >Z-ton Hell no.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:21:38 2018 No.18938559 >>18938556 That's Thomas

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:22:14 2018 No.18938561 >>18938548 Albinism is just a lack of pigment in the skin hair and eyes. So she has to stay out of the sun or wear that black bodysuit and a veil >>18938549 The battle was over before it began. >>18938556 >He can't tell the difference

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:23:05 2018 No.18938564 >>18938510 You'd think raping me on the spot would leave a strong impression in terms of femdom, but you'd be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:25:53 2018 No.18938571 >>18938452 Unlikely. My waifu's friends are all dead.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:27:57 2018 No.18938580 >>18938571 That's rough, buddy.

Anonymous Wed May 2 00:30:31 2018 No.18938588

>>18938475
She encourages me getting stronger. Fit body, mind, spirit and all that jizz. Obviously she doesn't want me to die, but it wouldn't really matter if I did. There are other ways to make her warm. Like friction.

>>18938580
It's pretty cool actually

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:31:07 2018 No.18938594 >>18938559 >>18938561 He still contributed, and that taints the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:32:06 2018 No.18938598 >>18938594 More best snek for me then

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:32:10 2018 No.18938599 File: 265 KB, 1147x2160, 1457979319453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938588 >spoiler Oh. Listen dude, I swear I'm not racist towards undead. There's a Skeleton that's very close to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:33:00 2018 No.18938604 File: 410 KB, 1355x1920, image00251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938594 >He can't separate the art from the writing Your loss, I guess >>18938598 Step off, she's my best snek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:34:03 2018 No.18938610 >>18938599 Stop posting this shitty art

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:34:52 2018 No.18938616 File: 1.01 MB, 1136x907, 11vz3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best slime hands down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:35:36 2018 No.18938617 >>18938610 >first time I ever posted it >STOP POSTING IT Haha, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:36:33 2018 No.18938621 >>18938617 You keep using the "It's new art" excuse. Fuck off it's BAD art. Get some fucking standards

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:38:13 2018 No.18938628 >>18938621 >You keep using I've never said that, ever. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:39:18 2018 No.18938631 >>18938628 Oh great, so it's multiple people posting terrible art in these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:39:26 2018 No.18938632 File: 614 KB, 1100x1027, uhWHk6g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Manticores are cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:40:36 2018 No.18938637 File: 170 KB, 1000x1000, 1464321876834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938631 You have no power here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:41:37 2018 No.18938641 >>18938632 >getting kissed by Miss Happy Terrifying experience.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:41:43 2018 No.18938642 >>18938632 Girls have four mouths!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:46:15 2018 No.18938649 File: 234 KB, 1793x1080, Manticore151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938642

Anonymous Wed May 2 00:50:35 2018 No.18938662
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>be a mother
>Chair bound from accident that happened after having your child
>Completely crippled in the legs, barely even have feeling in them
>Love your family, and you all try your best to help each other, but it's hard
>Husband still loves you through the accident, but fusses over being able to treat you right
>Son does his best for you, but gets picked on mercilessly by other kids
>Probably because you are the only single child family in town, though, it's not like you can change that anymore
>Dark times cause a downturn in the family, and you get concerned for your family's future
>Still feel like such a damn burden, and just want to raise your kid, and show your husband how much you appreciate him
>You've looked into nearly everything, but none of them showed any promise of giving your legs back
>But you've heard the rumors about those beastwomen and what they do to people
>Manage to get into contact with a demon girl
>beg and plead to have them let you walk again, you don't care if people will think you look or act strange, you just want to be able to raise your family.
>The demon suggests turning you into one of their kind
>You shudder at the thought of what that would end up meaning for you, but anything to be able to walk again
>Go through the so called procedure, where the demon had you drink a number of sickly concoctions, wear strange and unusual trinkets while she chanted in some odd tune
>It was not painful like some of the other things you tried, it sure made you 'uncomfortable' in other ways
>God, you just want this over so you can go go home to your husband and… and….
>Pass out Midway, knowing that the demon would at least make sure to finish
>Wake up
>You are back in your chair, at home
>It's very early morning, the others are asleep
>You begin to wonder what even happened last night, when you are distracted by a curious sensation from your lower body
>Throwing off the blanket on your lap, you realize what has happened
>You've lost your legs
>Starting at your hip, your body morphs into a large, scaled serpents tail, that you can feel and move every inch of
>Incredulous at the change, you couldn't help but remember what you were thinking soon after the accident;
>You knew that you were never going to walk again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:51:40 2018 No.18938670 File: 78 KB, 600x683, 1512513139367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Himedere mofu is very expensive, but very soft!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:53:54 2018 No.18938678 File: 739 KB, 707x1000, __akagi_azur_lane_drawn_by_ikeda_cpt__f3da237d0a2580dca885ebdb862e1d63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938670 I prefer yandere mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:54:25 2018 No.18938679 >>18938533 Trolls are cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:56:38 2018 No.18938687 >>18938533 I want to wear a tight shirt that reads 'I <3 Ar-Hissu Pain Lover!'

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:57:11 2018 No.18938688 >>18938670 Don’t worry she likes discounts when she gets to buy you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:58:23 2018 No.18938691 >>18938688 That's fair. I'd be on clearance.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:59:10 2018 No.18938697 File: 418 KB, 623x1000, snowy kitsune.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938678 I prefer cold mofu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 00:59:47 2018 No.18938700 File: 723 KB, 1191x1300, tumblr_p7icb8USzo1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Experiment gone wrong, or experiment gone right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:01:08 2018 No.18938706 >>18938641 >Miss Happy Oh man, that takes me back.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:01:16 2018 No.18938709 >>18938700 Horribly wrong, why is there so much emotion on her face?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:01:17 2018 No.18938710 >>18938697 Someone stop that Fox before she bursts into a cute song about snow and winter!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:03:13 2018 No.18938714 >>18938709 Look at her back anon, no Phylactery.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:05:22 2018 No.18938722 >>18938700 Very wrong. I hate Nav's bigger Liches.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:05:45 2018 No.18938724 File: 106 KB, 1158x819, 1400175503537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938706 What's that Miss Happy? You want to smother his face? I'm not sure anon would like that very much!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:08:38 2018 No.18938731 >>18938724 Running from manticores must be quite the experience

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:08:40 2018 No.18938732 >>18938724 Miss Happy is far too direct.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:10:28 2018 No.18938738 >>18938731 >bigger and stronger than you >can probably run faster than a human >can fly >can shoot aphrodisiac barbs from afar Manticores deserve more respect as top-tier Monsters. Apex predators.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:15:14 2018 No.18938755 >>18938738 Overlooking their intelligence is a common foible. Precise cruelty is so much better than simple barbarism.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:21:31 2018 No.18938763 >>18938523 >Buffalo holsts >Hair over their eyes >Standard big ol' titties >Chill as fuck aside from her wanderlust Sounds fun. >>18938588 >All that jizz Freud?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:27:55 2018 No.18938772 >>18938763 Insert the obvious song buffalo gals won’t you come out tonight here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:30:00 2018 No.18938781 >>18938475 Honestly my wife and kids would rather I never leave the house for anything.

Anonymous Wed May 2 01:36:20 2018 No.18938808

>>18938763
There's nothing wrong with Sigmunda Freudline. In face, for a dark valkyrie her views are rather widely acknowledged. Of course, there's some controversy about her permanently shotafied adopted son/husband and her views on motheru dicking, but that's neither here nor there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:36:40 2018 No.18938809 File: 386 KB, 693x840, 1404405282521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >find out a bunch of Poles are making a survival horror game about being a damned soul in Hell >female demons WILL rape you onscreen Now this is the future I chose.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:36:44 2018 No.18938810 >>18938475 We run a dungeon together so adventurers would actually come to us.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:38:44 2018 No.18938818 >>18938809 Are you talking about Agony? I was hoping there'd be rape in the game.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:39:39 2018 No.18938821 >>18938809 What's the catch?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:40:03 2018 No.18938823 >>18938821 Male demons will rape you on screen too

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:40:21 2018 No.18938824 >>18938818 That's the one. >>18938821 It's not exactly cute to look at. Dem tiddies tho.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:40:35 2018 No.18938825 >>18938809 >>18938818 While I'm a fan of tiddies, I'm not a fan of having a cloven horned skull for a face But Poland is free of social justice for the moment, so we might actually get rape

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:40:53 2018 No.18938827 >>18938821 Rape will only be available on PC.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:43:30 2018 No.18938838 File: 1.74 MB, 5036x2833, 1519101390188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938452 Wives being friends is good

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:44:12 2018 No.18938841 >>18938825 >a cloven horned skull for a face There are actually good-looking Succubi in the game too, I've seen some statues.

Anonymous Wed May 2 01:47:17 2018 No.18938852

>>18938841
There are actual succubi yeah, google the forest zone trailer. But there are also male demons and posession, and I'm guessing that if you're in a succ's body and lose to one of the male demons in game there's a decent chance of getting raped.

So, probably not the game for here

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:48:45 2018 No.18938857 >>18938852 God fucking damnit. I just know this game is going to have the shit ripped out of it by feminists and betas screeching about how anything remotely sexual is misogynist. I hate games media so fucking much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:49:45 2018 No.18938859 File: 661 KB, 883x788, 1444726444870.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938852 Fair enough. My excitement was still roused though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:52:42 2018 No.18938866 >>18938857 >caring about games media Just press the buttons and click the dialogue my dude

Anonymous Wed May 2 01:53:28 2018 No.18938868

>>18938857
>>18938859
I actually have no excitement for this game. I know it's either going to be heavily censored or not even available in my country. And I can't be fucked trying to get the game imported uncensored.

People will upload all the good shit to the usual places, I'll just fap there.

Keep in mind, what I said about the male rape demons was complete speculation.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:54:24 2018 No.18938872 >>18938868 >heavily censored On consoles. The PC release has an uncensored patch coming out with release.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:55:12 2018 No.18938876 >>18938447 I couldn't if I tried! Literally, in the case of Shiros.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:55:46 2018 No.18938878 File: 342 KB, 655x950, 68519421_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:58:30 2018 No.18938888 >>18938872 Oh, good to know. I don't have a pc though. Can't really afford one that can run a modern game either.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 01:59:56 2018 No.18938894 File: 329 KB, 840x1200, 1433690105605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938888 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:00:16 2018 No.18938899 Whoever wrote this in the last thread https://pastebin.com/0qSNUmd6 Good job, I liked it and I laughed when she met the Shog, and at the end.

Anonymous Wed May 2 02:02:06 2018 No.18938911
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This is a highly chuuni Dark Mage who believes that both humanity and angels are after her ultimate dark power that could reforge the world were she to take off her eye-patch.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:02:49 2018 No.18938916 >>18938888 If it wasn't for those fucking bitcoin miners inflating GPU prices, I could. Near a Tomato was probably the last game I could run on my current rig without unacceptable performance drops

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:03:11 2018 No.18938919 >>18938911 I reject humanity and the Heavenly Host. I serve only the Frozen Throne

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:12:25 2018 No.18938942 Chaos girls and the things they do to their husbands are incredibly terrifying. Corruption isn't worth the benefits. You cannot prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:13:51 2018 No.18938944 >>18938899 Punaldin. Yeah, it was pretty damn good. It got several giggles out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:16:50 2018 No.18938954 >>18938942 >Corruption Still don't understand this fetish. Strange thing is every author has a different idea what it looks like. Light/Heavy/Grimdark we've seen it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:17:35 2018 No.18938956 >>18938942 Being a coat and living in a reclusive village doesn't seem so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:20:18 2018 No.18938965 >>18938956 Beats working a 9-to-5 dead-end job.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:22:37 2018 No.18938969 >>18938942 but you can squish mind flayers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:26:07 2018 No.18938978 >>18938956 >>18938965 It's a horrible experience and Wendigos deserve nothing but fire for doing something like that to men. >>18938969 There are plenty of other things you can squish that won't horribly warp your memories against your will.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:33:46 2018 No.18939002 File: 699 KB, 1335x2016, IMG_20180501_233024364.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New waifu sketch!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:35:12 2018 No.18939007 >>18939002 I'm kinda weak to lace.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 02:37:43 2018 No.18939016 File: 189 KB, 1679x1108, DcBsmDuU8AAHkgH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Devils are cute AND lewd.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:14:33 2018 No.18939108 File: 683 KB, 1043x1200, 4B5603F5-2136-438F-A95E-254DAD62EA23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938942 I’d be anything if I can have a loving sex with a tsundere loli

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:30:23 2018 No.18939168 >>18938954 I call it an upgrade.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:33:12 2018 No.18939178 File: 74 KB, 497x598, 1467265370445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's raining again today.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:37:53 2018 No.18939205 File: 490 KB, 794x1200, dark valkyrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938954 just ave a boner for the darkness

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:49:41 2018 No.18939241 File: 129 KB, 680x620, 1425026790179.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A virgin man, a submissive masochist Orc and a dom Dark Elf. This is what I wish to experience from the bottom of my heart. What could be better?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:55:10 2018 No.18939256 File: 129 KB, 1000x1500, 1525153823351.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938687 I hope that one day someone will make a H-game like shadow of mordor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:56:04 2018 No.18939257 >>18939256 >Pain Lover M-Troll?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:57:59 2018 No.18939260 >>18939256 I get it, it's new art, we don't need it every fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 03:59:09 2018 No.18939264 File: 3.22 MB, 3000x3000, Copnubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18939260 Posting standard police up in this bitch.

Anonymous Wed May 2 04:04:07 2018 No.18939283

>>18939264
Look man, it's fine to be proud you got an artist to do you some work, but posting it every fucking thread is going over the line. You're no better than the other fags like the "this kills the meido" asshole, or that guy who wouldn't stop what with the maids, or slowpoke guy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:05:49 2018 No.18939290 >>18939264 Yeah but that's not me this time. I only speak up when the art is offensively awful

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:08:29 2018 No.18939298 File: 500 KB, 1100x944, wanttostayhometodayanata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938662 I hope the family and neighbours will be understanding enough, especially when the boy gets a little sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:12:39 2018 No.18939305 >>18939283 Stop assuming I'm someone else, I didn't post such a thing. >>18939290 You two should hook up, maybe play some Halo.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:13:51 2018 No.18939309 >>18939305 I didn't imply you were those people. Can you read?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:15:57 2018 No.18939313 File: 149 KB, 850x760, __white_horn_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_latenight__sample-ab01176d02e977bcf45ab8679c8ffd7e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what are your favorite type of monster girl? for me it the white horn.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:16:51 2018 No.18939315 >>18939309 >it's fine to be proud YOU got >YOU'RE no better Sure seems to be referring to me, officer. >>18939313 I like the dom ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:18:32 2018 No.18939324 >>18939315 If you're not the guy I was fucking talking to, why the fuck did you reply to me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:18:37 2018 No.18939325 >>18939313 My favorite girls are rats and mice! Though nurarihyon and neurenagos are also high tier, as are houri, soldier beetles, and imps.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:19:24 2018 No.18939329 >>18939324 Because your behavior triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:20:41 2018 No.18939334 >>18939329 I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:24:08 2018 No.18939340 File: 251 KB, 1075x1075, 1465832621528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18939334 >I asked you a question but I don't care about the answer, hehe Okay dude. Please enjoy the thread now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:25:07 2018 No.18939343 File: 302 KB, 700x618, a brief rest before taking the wendigo back.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18939313 A good choice. The cutest daughterus and the most lovely waifus.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:26:12 2018 No.18939349 >>18939343 Taking the Wendigo back where? To the orphanage? >Sorry, we took it for a test drive but it's just not for us, you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:33:41 2018 No.18939371 File: 262 KB, 612x844, v16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goodnight, /jp/ Remember, Sapphee is the best snek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:35:42 2018 No.18939377 >>18939340 >>18939371 Drinking is bad and you should feel bad!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:38:00 2018 No.18939385 File: 233 KB, 869x1252, c009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playtime's over, lambchop. Time to get in the ring, we're doing full contact today.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:41:13 2018 No.18939396 >>18939385 Oh my goodness.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:46:17 2018 No.18939408 >>18939377 >He doesn't want to have a quiet drink with a cute snek just before bed And if you happen to find the same bed afterwards, who could blame you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 04:46:47 2018 No.18939409 >>18939385 >Ring? What ring? I have no idea what you're talking about. Who told you? Was it your sister? That bitch! I knew I shouldn't have asked her your ring size. Well, let's see how smug she is after I tell her boyfriend about her fear of clowns!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:13:34 2018 No.18939686 File: 1.12 MB, 1448x1490, Camilla nee-san.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to kiss and hold hands with your nee-san everyday!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:28:50 2018 No.18939755 >>18939686 i wish i had one ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:35:06 2018 No.18939783 File: 388 KB, 1026x554, white horn and the lost wendigo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18939349 Back to her parents!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:40:00 2018 No.18939803 >>18939783 >that hand This is a huge fakeout, isn't it? >heart >meat >meat What simple-minded creatures. Truly Wendigos are the Wurms of Wintertown.

Anonymous Wed May 2 06:46:31 2018 No.18939838
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>>18939803
>hand
Pretty much, Papa Wendigos are big softies so long as you don't threaten the pack.
>snow wurm
Rude! Young Wendigos aren't stupid just because they're focused on meat! They're growing young ladies who need all the sustenance they can get!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:48:06 2018 No.18939851 >>18939241 How would it play out?

Anonymous Wed May 2 06:49:58 2018 No.18939861

>>18939838
>Young Wendigos aren't stupid
Neither are Wurms. I once saw a Wurm beat a pigeon in chess you know.
>>18939851
Orc girl gets nipple clamps, one of those ring-gags and a buttplug in her while the guy watches. Dark Elf then rides him after getting properly excited, Orc sits on his face, Elf whips them both maybe. Something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:52:29 2018 No.18939878 >>18939861 >nipple clamps, one of those ring-gags and a buttplug in her I thought your P'Orc Nemesis could only get one accessory for each time you impregnate her. What kind of Tark sorcery did you pull off to decorate her so orofusely?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 06:53:36 2018 No.18939887 >>18939878 This isn't Mordor, this is the Underdark.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:00:26 2018 No.18939919 >>18939861 Doggystyle the orc while she is eating out the dark elf mistress!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:06:09 2018 No.18939952 >>18939919 Hmm, that way she could watch the look on my face, interesting choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:26:12 2018 No.18940041 >golden week >still no new girl

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:27:44 2018 No.18940050 File: 153 KB, 992x806, 1525249094060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940041 Here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:29:55 2018 No.18940058 >>18940050 Would worship her while she looks at me with that face

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:32:08 2018 No.18940069 File: 140 KB, 1075x742, 1525248524320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940058 Girls love getting worshiped.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:38:16 2018 No.18940091 >>18939385 >toned muscular belly Wait are this faggots girl's losing their weight and keeping it lost?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:38:42 2018 No.18940093 File: 174 KB, 869x1252, c017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940041 We got a strongfat cyclops.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:39:45 2018 No.18940100 >>18940091 It fluctuates. Elf actually got a really fit stomach once then lost it in the same chapter by overeating.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:40:10 2018 No.18940102 Delinquent (Your Waifu)

Anonymous Wed May 2 07:42:47 2018 No.18940115

>>18940102

>Delinquent elf
>Plants magical saplings in the middle of buildings that grow and bust up concrete within days. Planting these in urban structures and disrupting balance in nature's favor is, culturally, like an Elvin form of graffiti
>Sneaks a shortbow and some arrows into school
>Listens to aggressive, chaotic flute music and it's basically elf death metal

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:45:49 2018 No.18940120 >>18940093 Methoniums designs have gotten a bit ugly since he went legit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:47:00 2018 No.18940123 File: 129 KB, 644x1000, 49473726_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940115 I bet any Elf that falls into delinquency has an inferiority complex to other monstergirls.

Anonymous Wed May 2 07:49:26 2018 No.18940133

>>18940102
>Delinquent elf wight
I cannot even. Uh, maybe she's an ex far-ranger, who was rowdy in her days patrolling the hills and mountains far far past her kingdom's jurisdiction. To the poor local farmers her band of merry elves were more akin to bandits who lived in nature like ghosts.

Even in death she and her girls stayed together as the newly founded Wild Hunt, and carouse across the sky with their undead steeds, bullying boys. I guess that's as delinquent as an elf gets.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 07:52:21 2018 No.18940150 >>18940102 >delinquent nureonago What, does she just laze about the house all day drinking beer?

Anonymous Wed May 2 08:04:16 2018 No.18940210
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>>18940102
>Delinquent 7ft. tall thicc Automaton
Her hair styled into a scissor double braid. She now uses armor modified to resemble a mix between military garb and a long tailed gakuran.
Lastly, she forgoes long ranged weaponry in favor of huge kanabo reminiscent of the impact weaponry shown in Iron Blooded Orphans.

She'd never actually behave like a delinquent and still act like a clingy kuu/yandere onee-san,

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:11:25 2018 No.18940253 >>18940102 >Delinquent dormouse how does one sleep more than that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:18:52 2018 No.18940294 File: 1.02 MB, 2500x4000, 1403600455749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938899 >breaking into some guys house and doing his chores until he likes it There aren't too many chores to do in a man's house. Guys aren't that particular.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:21:05 2018 No.18940306 >>18940294 Dishes still need to be done, the bathroom still needs to be cleaned, the bed still needs to be made. Laundry, dusting, there's a lot to do.

Anonymous Wed May 2 08:23:50 2018 No.18940328
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>>18940306
>Dishes
Cleaning one plate once a day isn't much work. I guess you could scrub the butterknife after each use?
>bathroom
I don't drink so my bathroom is never a disaster area.
>bed still needs to be made
That's like 5 seconds.
>Laundry
Fill up the machine once a week.
>dusting
This isn't a real thing, right? Feather-dusters were invented for tickle porn, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:24:49 2018 No.18940332 >>18940306 >>18940328 Don't forget blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:25:18 2018 No.18940337 >>18939686 If Snek-nee smells things with her tongue, does that mean she smells and tastes you when you kiss?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:27:16 2018 No.18940346 File: 302 KB, 1370x3164, 1524284168209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940337 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:27:39 2018 No.18940348 >>18940332 Hm, yes. A latex maid outfit and some plugs and clamps and vibes could make a maid's life more exciting. I'm not KDF by the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:31:15 2018 No.18940368 >>18940253 She just sleeps in dangerous locations or places that are inconvenient for other people and refuses to wake up or move. >Renegade dormouse takes four-hour nap on train tracks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:32:58 2018 No.18940375 >>18938899 The way Punaldin wrote the Shoggoths dialogue was pretty cute, even though Shoggoths are probably very literate.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:33:16 2018 No.18940376 File: 71 KB, 311x450, 1402222234420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940346 This seems like an overly lewd design flaw, lamia tongues are practically asking for sensory overload!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:40:45 2018 No.18940414 >>18940375 It was that, and the Kikis epiphany upon realizing Shogs are real. A good chuckle was had. I figure a Shog might talk a little funny if they are ESL.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:49:04 2018 No.18940454 >>18940414 That Shog felt nicer than the regular ESL shitters we have here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:51:28 2018 No.18940465 >>18940454 Well their first language is the language of the abyss, and I've heard the abyss is a pretty nice place.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 08:55:42 2018 No.18940478 >>18940465 Isn't that the place where the nightmares of humanity were born for generations? i don't know man, the floor may be clean, but will my sanity be the same?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:00:17 2018 No.18940499 >>18940478 Muckled darn cultists!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:03:17 2018 No.18940552 File: 17 KB, 441x387, alternative to kiki cleaner for pc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940499 >just finished rereading Old Man Henderson Fucking jinx, man. You sure you not a Shoggoth?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:06:56 2018 No.18940571 >>18940552 I mean if I was would I know it? If you're The Thing do you KNOW you're The Thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:07:22 2018 No.18940572 >>18940328 My friend, do me a favor. Do you have a bookshelf? Remove everything from one shelf, wipe the shelf down and then leave it like that until this time on Saturday, then wipe it down again with a white cloth. Dust builds up ridiculously fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:09:24 2018 No.18940576 File: 190 KB, 538x600, Echidna_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18938460 >>18938467 I have a need to find this snek and keep her constantly impregnated with twins

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:09:39 2018 No.18940578 >>18939861 >I once saw a Wurm beat a pigeon in chess You jest, but that’s honestly impressive if she got it to stick around and make movements, even if they weren’t legal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:10:37 2018 No.18940583 >>18940571 Try making some furniture out of yourself, that might work.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:11:32 2018 No.18940588 File: 37 KB, 412x447, Kappa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940583 Instructions unclear, cucumber stuck in butt.

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:12:22 2018 No.18940594

>>18940578

>The pigeon voluntarily stuck around and played a complete, by-the-rules game of chess
>Turns out Wurm isn't stupid at all. She has a passive psionic ability that makes everyone around her smarter and, in contrast, tricks people into thinking she's dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:12:43 2018 No.18940596 >>18940093 Cute cyclops

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:12:54 2018 No.18940597 >>18940376 Lamia tongues are for raping her husband's throat

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:14:21 2018 No.18940605 >>18940572 Is this how a Kiki advertises their services?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:15:23 2018 No.18940613 >>18940594 O shit. She’s amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:15:40 2018 No.18940615 >>18940594 Wurms are low-level reality warpers. This was establishes when they began to make Wurmholes and move faster when painted red.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:15:47 2018 No.18940616 >>18940576 Echidna art update when? She doesn't look as motherly as she should.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:16:44 2018 No.18940624 >>18939887 >Adventuring in the underdark Gonna claim me an abandoned dwarf hold get me some spider girl or Drow maids. Also, maybe some actual Mercs to hold this place while I sleep >>18940102 >Scylla Lots of leather and tattoos on her tentacles

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:17:29 2018 No.18940629 File: 393 KB, 623x479, Wight65.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of doujins would she draw?

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:17:50 2018 No.18940632

>>18940572
This. Fucking dust is the only reason i have to do chores, because no matter how clean your habits are, dust will still build up anyways.

it's almost as if dust is a clever plot to make people need maids. Those trickster Shogs don't have anything to do with it, do they?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:18:09 2018 No.18940637 >>18940624 >drow maids This is blasphemy against Lolth!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:19:10 2018 No.18940641 >>18940629 She's a classy girl so she'd probably draw bimbo Wights getting trained as sex slaves. Y-you know, ironically.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:19:59 2018 No.18940646 >>18940102 >Delinquent Night Gaunt Wears real clothes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:20:48 2018 No.18940653 >>18940641 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:20:54 2018 No.18940654 >>18940629 Bishoujo romance about an artist or a concert pianist or something classy like that who dies and is reborn as a wight and then there's probably two love interests who fight over her, I'unno.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:21:24 2018 No.18940657 >>18940653 Yes, she'd draw stuff for /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:21:24 2018 No.18940658 >>18940629 Busty delinquent monstergirls experiencing feelings of maternal warmth.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:21:27 2018 No.18940659 File: 2.94 MB, 3507x4960, 0904e068ec41d7d627e7a0685de2129d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why did you chose your waifu over all the others?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:22:10 2018 No.18940661 >>18940629 >>18940641 This. Never underestimate a female drawer. In my experience they tend to be the kinkiest and most perverted of the lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:23:10 2018 No.18940670 >>18940659 She represents the things I wish for, like security. >>18940661 >Never underestimate a female drawer A female drawer is likely a Mimic or a Shoggoth so you need to be extra careful when putting your underwear in it.

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:23:27 2018 No.18940673

>>18940637
Yep, that’s why you gotta stay sharp, one wrong move and they’d take your position.
That’s why you gotta have a little fun with alchemy to diminish their combat capabilities or set them against each other for fear of ‘punishment’

Hell, maybe both!
Regardless, nothing would increase ones status more than Drow and drider maids

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:24:03 2018 No.18940677 >>18940661 I never believed this until i started getting commissions regularly and following more artists, girls can be pretty fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:24:18 2018 No.18940682 >>18939002 meh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:26:41 2018 No.18940700 >>18940673 I'm going to go deeper, find me some Minotaur ruins. Minotaurs are underappreciated.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:26:47 2018 No.18940703 File: 261 KB, 600x800, 1524366988843.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Anon take responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:27:35 2018 No.18940707 >>18940703 Never! I want a harem!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:27:43 2018 No.18940708 >>18940677 Girls have always been known to be the lustier sex, medieval monks taught us this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:28:12 2018 No.18940710 >>18940632 We now need a Dust Bunny MG. No seriously, they would be in league with Kikis and Shogs.

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:29:16 2018 No.18940717

>>18940102
>Delinquent Sandworm
Occasionally tunnels through town causing yard damage to homes of people she doesn't like, and strategically causes sinkholes in driveways of people so that their cars get stuck. She gets away with it too because the "sandworms are simple-minded meme". Her shell is painted with black and red streaks I'm gonna set her on the straight and narrow path.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:29:50 2018 No.18940718 >>18940707 Wouldn't that require even more responsibility? you are gonna impregnate the harem right?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:29:51 2018 No.18940719 >>18939002 Short haired hellwans are cute. >>18940629 She's probably as close to asanagi as a monster girl can get, drawing undead girls getting roughed up by their husbands without going into the heavy ryona/guro stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:30:59 2018 No.18940730 >>18940718 I'm going to impregnate them all and then feign harem MC denseness. The perfect crime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:32:06 2018 No.18940739 >>18940730 >But how could the babies be mine? We didn't kiss while holding hands!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:32:36 2018 No.18940742 File: 181 KB, 866x572, You gonna get comfy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940629 A human male taking MGE Ares job from her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:32:50 2018 No.18940744 >>18940700 Oh, I’d add one of those, I just gotta get things up and running first. THEN a beef cow can be added, the muscles may be useful

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:34:58 2018 No.18940751 >>18940744 What else does the Underdark have? >Mindflayers >Mushroom people >Black Dwarves >Goblins, Hobgoblins, Bugbears (KC do this one soon) >Abeloths >Gazers Gonna be real busy down there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:36:44 2018 No.18940766 >>18940751 >Bugbears When am I getting dropbears? I want to see if KC can outass the troll.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:39:44 2018 No.18940781 >>18940102 >Delinquent Yeti Bancho coat, face mask, kendo stick even though she's more of a grappler in fights

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:39:46 2018 No.18940782

>>18940659
I want a lamia because I liked Miia and the idealistic version of her in my head and I’m not creative or mature enough to figure out what features I like to “design” my own waifu.

Honestly, how do you decide on individual traits like eye color, hair, figure, and the rest? All kinds of different combinations exist and they all can look good together.

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:40:16 2018 No.18940785
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>>18938825
>But Poland is free of social justice for the moment
Poland is prudish as fuck. They've repeatedly tried to jail one heavy metal band because their lyrics offend the Catholics.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:41:12 2018 No.18940789 >>18940751 Oh, it’d be quite busy but I’d be staying away from the chaos girls. Keeping the Drow, driders, Minotaurs, and duerger in line would be tough enough as it is

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:41:37 2018 No.18940792 >>18940717 >Sandworm joins delinquent gang >She becomes their gang transport, essentially a gigantic armored carrier that can tunnel through anything >They paint cool flames on the sides of her carapace and graffiti the words 'Hellrammer' on her

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:42:24 2018 No.18940796

>>18940782
>Honestly, how do you decide on individual traits like eye color, hair, figure, and the rest? All kinds of different combinations exist and they all can look good together.

Imagine your waifu with the color and features that tick most of your boxes,cant be that hard

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:42:45 2018 No.18940799 >>18940781 Yeti would be like a chaotic good delinquent. Like, she's gonna subvert societal boundaries and stick it to the man but she's also gonna protect the smiles of children and carry groceries for the elderly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:42:52 2018 No.18940801 >>18940782 It's simple. White hair is objectively superior to everything else, so you just need colorful eyes for a bright contrast, like blue or red.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:42:58 2018 No.18940802 File: 263 KB, 600x800, 28928978-F9F3-41CF-A6A3-CD375F4A5AD2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940703 Okay!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:43:24 2018 No.18940805 >>18940792 Okay someone write this story, right now!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:43:32 2018 No.18940807 >>18940781 >>Delinquent Yeti >fur lined Bancho coat, face mask with a crooked smile on it in sharpie, NERF bat even though she's more of a grappler in fights FTFY.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:43:50 2018 No.18940809 >>18940801 Yellow eyes are OK too

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:43:51 2018 No.18940810 >>18940802 Rub pregnant cat belly!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:44:22 2018 No.18940813 >>18940801 >Not green >Not pink >Not orange >Not prismatic >Not bright yellow with black sclera

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:44:40 2018 No.18940814 >>18940802 Why did she stick her finger through a Cheeto?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:45:56 2018 No.18940819 >>18940814 thats obviously a candy ring

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:46:38 2018 No.18940820 File: 266 KB, 566x800, 20130728 摳摳與摳子.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cats

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:47:53 2018 No.18940825 >>18940820 >Werecat >She's an oriental shorthair. She has a lazy, unamused-looking expression at almost all times and very large, droopy ears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:50:31 2018 No.18940843 >>18940796 Problem is, I don’t know what ticks my boxes. Blonde, Brunette, White, Redhead, Black, they’re all nice, but none of them are something I really like.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:51:02 2018 No.18940847 >>18940820 I happen to be a cat person.

Anonymous Wed May 2 09:51:18 2018 No.18940848
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>>18940616
KC stated that he doesn't like to redo old profiles and that the only reason he updated Gargoyle/Lamia/Black Harpy/Red Oni/Golem was because he lost the original files needed for the English printing of MGE1.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:52:18 2018 No.18940855 >>18940629 >high class girl drawing porn Like others have already said, most likely violent ramming and mindbreak.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:52:24 2018 No.18940856 >>18940843 I feel you anon, two outta my three wives have default hair color for their species and the only reason the third doesn't too is because the first artist that drew her went 'Yeah purple seems fine' and then it was fine, it was super fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:52:37 2018 No.18940859 >>18940843 >they’re all nice >but none of them are something I really like Oh cmon there must be a color you like above the rest

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 09:59:43 2018 No.18940906 >>18940597 Incorrect. Tongue goes in ear. Tail goes in throat.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:00:09 2018 No.18940907 File: 359 KB, 409x600, 409px-Sandworm15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940717 >sandworms are simple-minded meme I've never seen this meme-it's always the wurm who gets stuck with that stigma.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:05:09 2018 No.18940936 File: 103 KB, 640x905, Hd2au7BSMn_uKWZ9Su-eLnJgIC6ZJ5GMEy105idaiZI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:06:47 2018 No.18940944 >>18940848 Not even a hard drive crash will help her now. Oh well, I like what he's done with his other art since then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:07:28 2018 No.18940948 >>18940906 With a jabberwock you could have a tongue in both ears and one down your throat. All at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:09:56 2018 No.18940968 >>18939298 You know what they say, it's not incest if you put it in the cloaca!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:10:38 2018 No.18940972 >>18940799 So Yeti would be more of a Kiryu type? Who would be her Majima?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:11:20 2018 No.18940978 >>18940948 What happens if a wock,wurm,dragon,wyvern and dragon zombie face off in a stand off to claim anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:12:07 2018 No.18940986 >>18940972 >Mad Dog A Kobold.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:12:17 2018 No.18940989 File: 659 KB, 1197x763, 09e7e65e-5d81-4fe6-bbc6-444b08d3a143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940906 No, tail goes in ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:12:41 2018 No.18940992 File: 135 KB, 639x610, 1524755530179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940968 MGE girls don't have cloaca's fortunately enough. Lamia's are even blessed to have big fat asses with human skin!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:14:07 2018 No.18941001 >>18940992 >MGE girls don't have cloaca's That sucks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:14:56 2018 No.18941006 >>18940978 Depends on what kind of standoff we're talking about. In most cases I imagine the wock fucking off with the man when no one's looking because she doesn't care about the honor or whatever and just needs that dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:15:04 2018 No.18941008 File: 703 KB, 1263x1668, [x]Touch Reverse Scale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940992 >INB4 hole in

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:15:35 2018 No.18941012 >>18940859 Ive never looked at another person with romantic interest so I’ve never developed a taste for what I like in a woman. I know what looks terrible but I have no preference on what’s best. How do I fix this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:16:15 2018 No.18941014 >>18941012 Play more dating sims.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:16:36 2018 No.18941016 >>18941012 Maybe you're not into girls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:16:48 2018 No.18941018 >>18941008 I wonder, are ryuu sensitive around their reverse scale, too? Could I trace the area around it, or in this case stretch her "ass" to drive her nuts without activating Ark Mode?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:17:02 2018 No.18941021 >>18941008 That's just fanart.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:17:16 2018 No.18941023 >>18941008 *hole in spine Shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:17:20 2018 No.18941026 >>18940992 That’s good, I like my snames with fat rears

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:18:06 2018 No.18941033 >>18941008 >spank the ryu

Anonymous Wed May 2 10:18:24 2018 No.18941035

>>18940948
With a mindflayer you could haveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeė͏̻͖e͇͖͕͉͉̓̀̀͒ͅe͇͔͕̜̙̱ͯ̔ͧ͑͋̍̌ę͍̭̜͈̪ͣͩe̶͚̟͓̓e̜̟̙̖̪̔ͭͮ͊e͚̞̬͍̼ͦͭ͌̏͊͛̌e̸͔ͣͩ͑e̝ͯ̌e̦ͤͯ̃̃e̱͖͕̱̠͂ͬ̐͜e͓ͬ̎e͛͆e͕̹̰̞̗ͪ̊̈́̃͋̔e̟̿̄̒͆ͧ̑e̡̗͎͍̗̎ͣ͋́̈ḙ̶͙̭̰͔̤̫̖̬̖̣̫̖̳̗̍ͨͭͮ̏ͭͨ̋̐̿̀ͪ̒̈̍̈́̀ͮ̏͞͡ͅͅe̮͎͇͍̺̜̯͙̭̜ͭͫͦ̇ͬ̐̒͑̊̾́͠͞͞e̡̧͖̤̟̥̺͙͒̌ͮͦͧ̽̓́̈́́̽͘͡ẽ̴̝̥̬͔̼̮͚̻͇ͩ̉͊̌̓̌̃ͧ̆͒̓͛ͩ͊̑̏ͭ̚͞͡ͅę̵̖̖̺̙̼͖͉̬̮̮̟̞̀̑ͦ͊̌̄ͣ͆ͮͣͣ̐̾̉̿͜͡ͅȅ̝̣̦̯̺͇̹̱̠̦̝̤͕̹̯̺̙͙̓͐̉͐ͨͣͮ͗̃ͣͪ́ͨ͆ͬ͛͜͟ę̵̹̝̹͖̗̜̩̥̥̫̟̫͗͗̈̾͊͒͌̔̃͜͟͡ͅe̸͙̦̝̣͓͚̘̗̰̯̞̭͛ͩͨ̄̊́͋ͤ̿͛͡ȇ̼̩̟̰̽́̔͝͠e̡̛̞̦̦̱̼̳̰̩̻̼̠̮̮͍̎̆͗͛ͩͣͫ͗̏̂̌͟ę̧̖̟̩̱̯ͭ̋̒ͫͭ́͘ę̦̖͙̳͇̦̭̜̰̓̆̎͗̈́̔̈ͦ̿ͪ̓͐̕e̢̨̢͕̪͚̻̠̖͚͈̦̰͓̗̟̱͐ͭ͛͋̽̂̽̾̒͆ͮ̓̓͘e̯̠̥͖̣̖̳̼̓̒̉̈́̈ͪ̋͊͛̾̐ͦ͗̀ͦ́͟͡ẽ̵̢̓̑ͧͩ͋̀ͭ̀͏͉̤̗̜̫̺̝͙̼̤̝̤̰͉̗̣͜e̳͉̼͎͉͈̘͙̼̘̮̘̟ͮ̎ͦ͝

Doesn’t that sound nice?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:19:51 2018 No.18941046 File: 16 KB, 539x116, 1523243546356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941035 Mindflayers are good girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:20:17 2018 No.18941049 >>18941035 It really does >>18941046 yep

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:20:41 2018 No.18941050 >>18941035 It does, in that "should not want" kind of way.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:20:50 2018 No.18941051 >>18941018 >implying "touching the reverse scale" isn't a metaphorical reference to anal

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:20:51 2018 No.18941052 >>18940992 That's an adorably smug shirohebi. She can use her flames on me any time.

Anonymous Wed May 2 10:26:14 2018 No.18941081

>>18941016
I may not know what I like, but I know for sure what I don’t like and I don’t like men. There’s nothing attractive about the male body and the mind is a negligible difference. That’s why I’m here. At very least I know that I like lamia and wurm tails.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:27:48 2018 No.18941086 File: 129 KB, 960x720, P2NRwkU7LOFrAAvOay81gqC1MZbbZWm-T_ItPtrmaJQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW no succubus wife

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:28:36 2018 No.18941090 >>18940847 Do you like big cats or smol domestic house cats?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:30:32 2018 No.18941101 >>18941090 Not him but both. Big buff chuffs, small soft cats, or anything in between is good. I’m a fan of a large, extremely muscled Jinko and a small, super soft cat of another family as a pair myself

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:32:24 2018 No.18941108 File: 205 KB, 1532x1087, maHijp5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider the following: gyaru onis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:32:35 2018 No.18941109 >>18941086 Succubi are scary.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:34:08 2018 No.18941118 File: 372 KB, 1179x821, Succubus88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941109 They're not so bad once you get to know them,

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:34:35 2018 No.18941119 File: 953 KB, 1280x5280, BEGONE THOT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How to deal with a succ

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:35:18 2018 No.18941120 >>18941118 Does anyone have saved that LN succubus saying “looks like someone has a boner” while reaching around an anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:36:33 2018 No.18941127 >>18941108 She doesn't look strong or muscled. Bad oni. Also >Ahobaka

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:37:06 2018 No.18941129 File: 278 KB, 1280x905, displacer1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your party has encountered a displacer beast

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:37:36 2018 No.18941132 >>18941108 Gyaru makes everything better. Change my mind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:37:47 2018 No.18941134 File: 213 KB, 1044x725, Succubus86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941120 Come back when you've actually learned English.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:38:05 2018 No.18941136 >>18941086 gonna make her into a stepford housewife

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:38:52 2018 No.18941139 >>18941090 Well I've no experience of anything but the domestic breeds. I just really want a sadistic werecat to use her rough tongue to play with dick

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:39:14 2018 No.18941143 >>18941119 How many people here would freak out a Succubus by not reacting to her portaling into your room one day?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:39:55 2018 No.18941150 >>18941129 What is this I don't even we're level 1 and I can't, I mean why god why

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:42:12 2018 No.18941165 File: 84 KB, 1028x907, 9APlK5l7RNcyjdRotQnRWfA5pI62WRlO8Z6iKl-CbIo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:42:40 2018 No.18941170 File: 760 KB, 626x1403, 1522589567184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no loli anubis servant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:44:56 2018 No.18941183 >>18940093 Cyclops would of been more popular if they were as big as onis by default but with a gentle personality, a gentle giant.

Anonymous Wed May 2 10:46:03 2018 No.18941188

>>18941109
They’re scary at first but after the honeymoon phase (which could last anywhere from six months to six years) they settle down, become more cuddly, and more matronly. You’ll begin to see her make you breakfast in bed, call you pet names, and do that thing she does with her tongue that you like when you get back from work.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:46:31 2018 No.18941191 >>18941183 Well, they’re big kuuderes, which is nice

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:47:53 2018 No.18941203 File: 555 KB, 950x1024, tumblr_o6vs7sLigE1uaxebao1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:49:10 2018 No.18941207 >>18941134 Such a beautifully smug succ. >>18941143 >"Aw, anon, don't be shy! It's just a little ra-" >take off underwear, lay down spreadeagle >"Can't rape the willing, honey"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:49:51 2018 No.18941213 >>18941203 >Zaps nervously

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:50:20 2018 No.18941214 >>18941170 >no loli anubis to serve Lovely pic by the way, thank you Anon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:50:38 2018 No.18941216 >>18941139 I too like to jerk off with sandpaper

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:50:52 2018 No.18941218 >>18941086 It's a sad feel indeed. Everyone else seems to think they're so basic, but I love them nonetheless.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:51:58 2018 No.18941221 >>18941214 I'd bet a Loli Anubis would love a human slaveboy to have as a playmate and servant. Wanna bet she's a cuddler?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:53:07 2018 No.18941224 >>18941129 Have the bard seduce it. Its what we keep him around for.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:53:17 2018 No.18941225 File: 216 KB, 886x886, __nekomusume_gegege_no_kitarou_drawn_by_darkmaya__860dac1b421debde79b01179fc2bb2c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941139 >>18941216

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:53:26 2018 No.18941226 >>18941170 Lolis are great because you can shape them into what you want, be that anubi a chubby bookish one or a big, buff, rough one. You bay even get a stylish short stack out of it

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:54:46 2018 No.18941235 File: 556 KB, 1280x855, Demon102.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:55:19 2018 No.18941238 >>18941221 Oh for sure. Is she the straightforward, loving type, or more the "D-don't get me wrong, I-I'm just cold at night" type?

Anonymous Wed May 2 10:55:40 2018 No.18941240

>>18941188
All of those sound like things a succ would do from day one, save maybe the matronly bit. If anything you'd probably just see their focus move more towards baby making than eternal pleasure though of course she'd still be all about making it feel good.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:57:46 2018 No.18941254 File: 569 KB, 894x1400, 65282404_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 10:59:03 2018 No.18941269 >>18941238 She'd probably try to justify it, but she can't hide the fact that she just wants to cuddle with her beloved servant. Her tail gives her away.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:00:41 2018 No.18941283 >>18941225 Which monster girl has the best throatpussy ?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:01:16 2018 No.18941288 >>18941283 Ghoul

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:01:43 2018 No.18941291 >>18941254 They said eel is an aphrodisiac. They didn't know how right they were.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:02:12 2018 No.18941297 >>18941283 Ghirtabilu

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:05:08 2018 No.18941314 >>18940948 Jabberwocks truly are perfect. You can get make-out with her, get a blowjob, and a rimjob all at once from her. And if she wears that tongue necklace, you've got four tongues to play with. Imagine all the possibilities!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:07:57 2018 No.18941332 File: 201 KB, 314x576, 1516059650011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941283 Jabberwock.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:08:49 2018 No.18941339 >>18941288 >Master's daily schedule >Wake up >Facefuck the chained up servant Ghoul >Get breakfast >Breed the headmaid >Work out What else? Titfuck the sleeping gate guard?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:12:20 2018 No.18941361 >>18941339 why's she chained up?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:13:39 2018 No.18941371 >>18941361 She chains herself up just before Master wakes up.

Anonymous Wed May 2 11:13:53 2018 No.18941372
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>>18940992
I like to think that, for lamias and lamia-like monster girls, the snake part starts at the crotch, so they have the human vagina, but they don't have a human butt. Instead, they piss and shit out the end of their tail from a cloaca. This way, lamias have the cleanest pussies around.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:14:28 2018 No.18941374 >>18941361 It's her fetish, anon. Every weekend she attempts to "attack" the master and ends up getting chained and facefucked.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:14:54 2018 No.18941380 File: 428 KB, 900x756, 68540016_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:14:55 2018 No.18941381 >>18941332 Would you make out with a jabberwock's tentacles?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:15:11 2018 No.18941382 >>18941314 >Imagine all the possibilities! The tentacle mouth is a world of possibilities, but I'm drawing a blank on the necklace. I mean, maybe it could tongue your sack during a blowjob?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:16:03 2018 No.18941387 >>18941372 >piss and shit >implying MAMONO MANA doesn't take care of all that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:18:05 2018 No.18941397 File: 464 KB, 1584x617, 68274730_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68274730

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:20:51 2018 No.18941411 >>18941397 >First picture Okay, I'm diggin' this. >Second picture Pure degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:25:35 2018 No.18941436 >>18941269 Ah, the involutary happy tail-wag. Perfection

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:26:24 2018 No.18941439 >>18941436 Do manticores wag their tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:27:55 2018 No.18941447 >>18941439 Yes, but that's less of an involutary response and more of a "I bet you want some of this" gesture

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:29:48 2018 No.18941458 File: 281 KB, 1400x2000, 36565831_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941439 >>18941447

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:30:28 2018 No.18941462 >>18941387 If they eat regular foods or drink something, they're gonna have to.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:32:06 2018 No.18941474 File: 12 KB, 292x173, demonic energy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941462

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:33:32 2018 No.18941481 File: 276 KB, 718x425, monster girl deruella explain shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941474 Fuck, let me get the bigger picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:36:16 2018 No.18941500 File: 136 KB, 960x540, zK6md1OlDODsInkvRtqu9dFnI5euC7QG6VYkXz3OsQs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:38:53 2018 No.18941522 File: 381 KB, 900x675, vital_fluids_by_mightyotaking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941119

Anonymous Wed May 2 11:40:37 2018 No.18941536

>>18941500
>go wash your face
>tiny mermaids in your sink swimming around
>open your fridge
>tiny mice girls wearing parkas, camping around your cheese
>open your freezer
>it's been remodeled into a mini ice queen's palace
>small cheshire's keep leaving banana peels in your way
life with mini MGs is hell

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:41:34 2018 No.18941544 >>18941436 The involuntary tail wagging is better if you're the boss, giving her lewd orders and telling her you're going to put her thick loli ass to good use

Anonymous Wed May 2 11:43:05 2018 No.18941555

>>18941081
you could be asexual, though legitimate asexuals are extremely rare,so rare that if I had money riding on it I'd bet against you. I suppose this isnt any of my business but I do want to at least say do not marry a woman unless you have absolutely and vigorously confirmed what you are. Superficial as it sounds a huge part of a woman's value in the dating market is her youth and her looks , to trick a woman to use those up to be some guy's beard is an amazingly douchbag thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:46:00 2018 No.18941577 >>18941544 >Loli Anubis grinding against her shota slaveboy with hearts in her eyes begging him to command her. >Her tail's in maximum overdrive. Well now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:47:31 2018 No.18941590 File: 3.96 MB, 1625x1412, __hakurei_reimu_and_kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_hater_hatater__d01dc77794a4f36d135502e1843add9e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:49:05 2018 No.18941602 >>18941555 I’m talking about wanting to fuck a half snake woman on an Albanian Monkey Shoes website. What makes you think I’m ever going to participate in the real world dating scene?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:50:32 2018 No.18941614 File: 586 KB, 751x895, 68247974_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941590 -Magic -Eirin's shady new drug -Yukari is fooling around again -Moriya Shrine conspiracy -Occult Balls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:51:33 2018 No.18941617 >>18941614 >You'll never have Vampire and Kitsune Ojou-samas fighting over you. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:52:22 2018 No.18941630 >>18941617 I'm okay with just having one of them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:53:12 2018 No.18941632 >>18941577 I didn't say anything about shotas or slaveboys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 11:56:25 2018 No.18941649 >>18941632 Did you read the rest of the comments in that chain anon? It's about a Loli Anubis and her slaveboy, which implies a shota.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:01:15 2018 No.18941681 >>18941590 My incubus cock

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:01:38 2018 No.18941684 >>18941614 >tfw your husband is a mofu slut

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:03:01 2018 No.18941691 >>18941649 The first comment is about servant Anubis, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:12:25 2018 No.18941755 File: 599 KB, 835x1285, merwhaleshark_by_nanostar-dcaa4ly.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:14:11 2018 No.18941767 >>18941755 >Whale Shark >not a Greenland Shark who’s facing the other way because she’s blind 8.5/10 you did your best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:14:57 2018 No.18941772 >>18941755 Mershark skin causes you to bleed spirit energy A paizuri from her would turn you into in Incubus in no time.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:15:43 2018 No.18941779 File: 1.04 MB, 2165x2943, Dh7S1Zi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Look what I got!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:17:47 2018 No.18941795 >>18941767 >Blind Christmas Cake Greenland Mershark

Anonymous Wed May 2 12:19:28 2018 No.18941804

>>18941767
I wouldn’t mind having a harem of shark girls.
>Greenland Shark onee-san who is extremely loving yet clumsy thanks to her blindness
>Whale Shark onee-san who’s conscientious about her weight
>the twin delinquent Blue Shark sisters who are always together
>and their boss Megalodon-chan who just wants to be seen as a normal person and not some ancient terror who fought dinosaurs when she was a kid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:20:21 2018 No.18941813 >>18941755 I'm not going to the water, shit's nasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:21:24 2018 No.18941822 >>18941767 >>18941795 >>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Greenland Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:24:24 2018 No.18941840 >>18941681 Prime shrine maiden pussy is worth getting beat up for

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:24:53 2018 No.18941845 >>18941813 Judging by her face she'll drag you down there

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:25:50 2018 No.18941850 >>18941822 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:26:38 2018 No.18941859 File: 71 KB, 680x544, 757.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:27:53 2018 No.18941867 >>18941859 No reason to post here then

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:27:58 2018 No.18941869 >>18941850 Forced meme is forced.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:28:04 2018 No.18941871 >>18941859 Back to the >>>/trash/ pal, 90% of that is furshit.

Anonymous Wed May 2 12:28:50 2018 No.18941877

>>18941767
>>18941795
>greenland shark girl accidentally stumbles into a tritonia's tentacles
Which girl would be more moe?
>>18941822
Now search for loli wight or hellhounds. It's almost like people here have conversationd about monster girls, while you may have a point if you were posting out image spam you can make any word look worse than it is by searching it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:29:36 2018 No.18941883 >>18941850 Ignore them, they're just shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:29:40 2018 No.18941884 >>18941859 I would both. Delete that though.

Anonymous Wed May 2 12:29:44 2018 No.18941885
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Let's say a Bicorn exists because Druella accidentally dropped a dark matter bomb on an enchanted forest. Does an unmarried Bi-Corn actively look for any male or only virgin men?

Or does she try to worm into some other married couples life effectively cucking the first girl but then cucking herself later down the road by creating a bigger harem?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:30:59 2018 No.18941894 >>18941885 Probably any male and if he's not a virgin that's better because his mana won't be pure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:31:23 2018 No.18941897 >>18941885 Probably unmarried men. His spirit energy becomes more attractive to other single monstergirls instead of repelling them. A new harem is formed.

Anonymous Wed May 2 12:33:03 2018 No.18941905

>>18941885
Bicorns want to be cucked themselves, inserting herself to a pre-existing relationship would do nothing for them.
Single bicorns would probably seek out a partner who is into polyamory/cucking their partner. It'd make for some awkward first dates but hey, if that's their kink

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>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:46:13 2018 No.18941982 >>18941905 >First date with a bicorn >Invite another girl and meet up earlier so that the bicorn gets there midway through the date And that's how you make the cuckhorse heartpupil instantly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:48:03 2018 No.18941990 >Kunoichi confused as fuck about fidget spinners

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:48:21 2018 No.18941993 >>18941885 >worm into some other married couples life Doesn't have to be underhanded She could try convincing a girl to share.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:49:53 2018 No.18942001 >>18941993 >share When you think about it bicorn harems are the mge equivalent to socialism.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:51:26 2018 No.18942011 File: 1.30 MB, 1280x1024, 10eab.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scorpions make the best momsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:51:40 2018 No.18942012 >>18941990 Theres throwing star fidget spinners. Like actual throwing stars that can cut.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:52:49 2018 No.18942020 >>18941755 >Knees No thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:53:15 2018 No.18942021 >>18941885 I think all the bicorn in the affected will coalesce into one raiding party and calvary charge the first guy they come across.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:54:18 2018 No.18942029 >>18941990 Not just her I'm confused about fidget spinners.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:54:33 2018 No.18942030 >>18942020 Those aren't knees you autistic fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:56:31 2018 No.18942041 German shepard kobold thats strong and obedient

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:56:57 2018 No.18942042 >You'll never cuddle a Demon on a rainy day and just bask in the warmth of each other's bodies. Fuck my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:58:32 2018 No.18942052 File: 100 KB, 229x416, Asfm hol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So in the game's canon, super dense milk turns women into a holstaur this milk.. must be shared

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:59:33 2018 No.18942058 >>18942029 They are ADHD occupiers

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 12:59:48 2018 No.18942059 >>18942052 It's in the books too, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:00:09 2018 No.18942061 File: 685 KB, 1512x2016, 1496764737601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting some good birthday stuff from friends today.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:00:12 2018 No.18942063 File: 13 KB, 692x157, 448281e6-b683-478c-a075-d690b7c374cb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941772

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:09:36 2018 No.18942108 File: 365 KB, 850x850, deathclaw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18941859 fuck no. But I want this друг.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:10:18 2018 No.18942112 >>18942108 >Exposed "lower body". RIP anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:10:22 2018 No.18942113 File: 200 KB, 584x1652, d6V8V6RJp1XEveJnM2kf039ZioiO6u9hixoR1Bd_MJ8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:10:53 2018 No.18942118 >>18942112 I didn't saw it, well bye

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:15:09 2018 No.18942139 File: 77 KB, 638x900, af5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quote from anon bitten: "What are you gonna do, bite me?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:15:22 2018 No.18942140 File: 335 KB, 452x800, Evil snake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember the goal the perfect job, the perfect wife, the perfect SEX, the perfect kids... Bring a positive spin to the phrase "get fucked"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:15:56 2018 No.18942144 >>18942052 Let's just get into the water facilities and spike the city's water supply.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:19:11 2018 No.18942162 >>18942140 Don't what kids I'm here for the fucking, If I wanted a deep, meaningful relationship I'd be bitching on /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:19:40 2018 No.18942165 >>18942162 >Don't what kids ESL pls go.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:22:25 2018 No.18942175 Cant handle bad spel, bo? Seriously, Calm down.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:23:41 2018 No.18942180 >>18942162 Isnt r9k just theredpill in 4chan form?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:25:02 2018 No.18942186 >>18942140 I feel sick

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:25:55 2018 No.18942189 >>18942180 All I remember from the last time I went there was a whole lot of britbongs and relationship based depression.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:30:17 2018 No.18942206 File: 64 KB, 410x600, niggaichi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of the weirder things you could end up as in MGE is becoming the husband of the kunoichi village leader You could end up as a spokesperson for the captured men

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:33:11 2018 No.18942218 Remember that as a farther you get to pull the "You hurt her I'll kill you and make it look like an accident." line on dudes that want to be with your daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:34:31 2018 No.18942225 >>18942206 >They mostly demand better groceries like good house-husbands

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:34:41 2018 No.18942226 >>18942206 But i don't want to go to kunoichi village.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:34:46 2018 No.18942227 >>18942218 Nah, I'd just let him bone her and mamono mana will do the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:35:37 2018 No.18942230 >>18942011 The meatiest of claws.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:36:40 2018 No.18942239 >>18942180 With 200% more bitching.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:36:57 2018 No.18942241 >>18942227 But you need to put the "angry dad fear" into them even if you know bullshit magic will "fix" whatevers left that's wrong with him

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:39:35 2018 No.18942255 >>18942241 I thank you for supplying one more CC to the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:41:04 2018 No.18942260 >>18942226 Why not? It's better than the amazon village, or the werewolf den, or the hellhound den, or the manticore pridelands, or the snake village, or the EMG snake village

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:42:11 2018 No.18942265 >>18942241 Don't come crying to us when you're on your deathbed and you have no grandkids.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:42:54 2018 No.18942272 >>18942255 Shell probably tell her boyfriend that the dad is okay, if he got this far then thats a good judge of charater

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:44:02 2018 No.18942281 >>18942265 She doesn't have to listen to her dad forever I mean, unless she's into that...

Anonymous Wed May 2 13:44:20 2018 No.18942284

>>18940102
>Delinquent Anubis
>Adorably schedules time to skip class and to get in to turf wars
>Talks back to the Pharaoh
>Of course, her delinquent code of honor conspicuously leads to her constantly fighting the delinquent Apophis and her hoodlums

Big hands are surprisingly good in fist fights.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:44:44 2018 No.18942285 >>18942189 I saw nothing but trap shit

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:44:50 2018 No.18942286 >>18942241 But that's a lot of unnecessary work, sometimes you just have to respect your daughter's choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:45:06 2018 No.18942288 >>18942272 Jesus grammar

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:45:23 2018 No.18942292 >>18940102 >Delinquent Pharaoh She's the bancho of the whole gang, feared throughout Japan. With an extreme weakness for cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:48:03 2018 No.18942300 >>18942241 It would be funnier if he doesn't get to do that thanks to his wife. And they argue in front of him >"aww why can't I do the thing? Other fathers get to do the thing!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:48:52 2018 No.18942304 File: 208 KB, 821x1021, 1512200440348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18940102 >hellhound nothings all that different

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:50:48 2018 No.18942313 >>18941840 Beware the evil incubus knight and his insatiable lust for holy pussy. Only a well put together party of adventures can defeat this menace.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:51:28 2018 No.18942319 >>18942304 >Hey nerd, wanna fuck this ass? My dorm's open to you tonight~ The twist is that she wants to cuddle afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:52:12 2018 No.18942322 File: 806 KB, 650x2291, Hellhound83.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942304 Oh really?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:53:44 2018 No.18942331 >>18942319 Too bad, I'm cuddling during AND after!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:54:34 2018 No.18942337 >>18942322 Thats what happens when they go after kind men that don't want to offend anyone

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:55:27 2018 No.18942344 >>18942331 I hope you're ready to get snu-snu'd unconscious by a heartpupiling delinquent. Expect to get kissed all over too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:55:39 2018 No.18942345 >>18942260 The amazon village is the only corruption related thing in MGE I hate

Anonymous Wed May 2 13:56:23 2018 No.18942350

>>18940629
Motheru incest, that are actually just her fantasies
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love at the beach [Elvish][W.E.T(wet elf translations)]
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love at the beach 2 [Elvish][W.E.T]
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love at the park [Elvish][W.E.T]
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love in the bedchamber [Elvish][W.E.T]
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love in the bedchamber 2 [Elvish][W.E.T]
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love in the loungeroom [Elvish][W.E.T]
>[WightWedding] Mother's Love in the kitchen [Elvish][W.E.T]

On a side note, those elves are really quick at translating incest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:56:46 2018 No.18942351 >>18942337 But anon, thats what men should be Upstanding citizens of society.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:57:58 2018 No.18942354 >>18942350 So she's just a thirsty CC then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:58:35 2018 No.18942355 File: 55 KB, 682x914, Darkangel_extra1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942351 Sounds like you need a heavy dose of depravity

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:58:48 2018 No.18942356 >>18942354 She really wishes she could adopt a human boy and then mold him into her perfect husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 13:59:29 2018 No.18942360 >>18942226 They got internet

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:00:32 2018 No.18942363 >>18942360 Am I allowed to pack a bag?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:01:09 2018 No.18942364 >>18940615 >Wurm painting herself red and asking for more dakka

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:01:42 2018 No.18942370 >>18942350 Where's Mother's Love in the Shower? More importantly, where's Mother's Pregnant Love?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:02:21 2018 No.18942374 File: 185 KB, 844x475, I've been waiting for this.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942350 >Mother's Love in the kitchen finally got translated (Excited Elf Noises)

Anonymous Wed May 2 14:02:51 2018 No.18942376
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>>18938556
That's Kanemaki Thomas, you moron. Z-Ton has a more fluid art style and more supple anatomy. Z-Ton is only doing the cover art and a few images that's in the light novels.

Fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:04:12 2018 No.18942380 I would defeat a dragon with pop tarts!

Anonymous Wed May 2 14:05:14 2018 No.18942384

I dearly want to be privy to the argument between a Milfelf and her daughter who keeps hoarding those dang degenerate zipangu comics, when she should be watching memory crystals of wholesome elf x human boy love.

What do you think arguments over porn sound like in elvish?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:05:39 2018 No.18942387 >>18942376 Everything Z-ton touches turns to shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:06:48 2018 No.18942393 Would you dare look into a monsters porn folder?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:07:08 2018 No.18942395 >>18942350 >>18942374 >no elf gf to roleplay your incestuous fantasies with

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:07:29 2018 No.18942397 >>18942393 >It's all just pictures of you sleeping. Fear.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:08:06 2018 No.18942401 >>18942393 >Daughteru internet history >"How to fuck your dad"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:08:58 2018 No.18942408 >>18942380 I thought it was a pharaoh

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:09:25 2018 No.18942411 >>18942401 >Step 1: Let him see your internet history

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:10:30 2018 No.18942417 >>18942387 Prove it faglord.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:13:05 2018 No.18942432 >>18942397 That only makes my penis harder

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:13:12 2018 No.18942433 >>18942417 >>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=Schizanthus

Anonymous Wed May 2 14:13:38 2018 No.18942436

>>18942395
>Knight motheru on squire son
>Office Lady elf motheru on dutiful son
>Corrupted elfu on innocent alter boy
>Elf noble adopted motheru on diplomatic hostage human son
So many beautiful variations. I especially like the idea of a noble elf telling me I have to get under the table if I want her to sign off on all those beneficial trade concessions and permissions to portions of elven forrest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:14:25 2018 No.18942437 >>18942393 I'd dare her to look into mine, there's some not thread friendly stuff in there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:15:27 2018 No.18942441 >>18942401 Time to dick the Dhampir.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:15:33 2018 No.18942442 >>18942408 why would it be?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:18:30 2018 No.18942456 File: 660 KB, 610x1000, MadHatter1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:21:03 2018 No.18942473 >>18942437 What species is she?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:22:14 2018 No.18942479 >>18942473 Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:23:49 2018 No.18942488 >>18942433 All I see is a bunch of posts of Bollocks bitching

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:25:44 2018 No.18942504 >>18942479 Well she'd definitely be shocked.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:35:27 2018 No.18942563 File: 864 KB, 1272x1920, tumblr_p7ee0c1I6t1ue18pho2_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:39:28 2018 No.18942576 >>18942563 what kind of peetzer do anubis like?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:42:21 2018 No.18942591 File: 50 KB, 450x600, 450px-DarkElf3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:43:50 2018 No.18942594 >>18942456 >Do you think that's air you're breathing in?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:44:15 2018 No.18942600 >>18942576 A nice balance of a few cheeses, one type of meat, and some complimentary vegetables. Just kidding, they're wolfus, they're gonna want a lot of meat. And if your Anubis wife is having some too, she'll want hers with extra sausage.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:44:57 2018 No.18942603 >>18942576 pineapple

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:46:03 2018 No.18942609 >>18942600 If she makes a dick joke she isn't getting sex for a month.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:46:23 2018 No.18942612 >>18942603 monster girls are a mistake

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:49:28 2018 No.18942625 >>18942612 I've seen mango on a pizza before

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:55:28 2018 No.18942649 >>18942600 It'd be cute to point that out and watch her try to deny her love of meat while her tail keeps wagging with excitement.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:56:52 2018 No.18942654 File: 643 KB, 960x960, xPDFVvgq--94pi4ksLx9Gymh0adO6yF4JlNG8I4EL5g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I must have a word with the owner of the restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:57:14 2018 No.18942655 >>18942609 >anubis erases sex and replaces it with rape

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:59:31 2018 No.18942666 >>18941755 Megaladon Milk

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 14:59:44 2018 No.18942667 >>18942654 what happens next? comedy or guro?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:00:05 2018 No.18942671 >>18942655 She's not getting the dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:00:21 2018 No.18942674 >>18942667 a refund

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:01:07 2018 No.18942679 >>18942654 >>18942667 Go away.

Anonymous Wed May 2 15:02:34 2018 No.18942684

>>18942649
>Anubis wife chastises you for ordering pizza for dinner
>she chastises you again for going with the meat-lovers option
>"A balanced diet is important! You cannot simply eat meat all day long!"
>a few minutes later, you're holding back laughter as she scoffs down her slices in just a few bites, her tail wagging like crazy as she goes back to the kitchen for seconds

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:02:44 2018 No.18942685 >>18942654 Her bare, peeled tail really bothers me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:03:38 2018 No.18942689 File: 720 KB, 1392x1215, 1523745549693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your local onsen is being occupied by a P'Orc Horde!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:03:54 2018 No.18942691 File: 1.95 MB, 1713x2111, aeb6b2aaf3c1f1221aef5233f8f992890c5bf5fbd48be8fa8b5435e8bc8afbe3 (1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Genetically perfect pig! also I wanna lick her armpits

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:04:56 2018 No.18942696 >>18942689 i wanna be in that soup

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:05:08 2018 No.18942697 >>18942689 But I don't have a local onsen.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:05:22 2018 No.18942698 >>18942689 I was always against going into public baths.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:06:21 2018 No.18942702 File: 50 KB, 400x400, 19c3cb9dff47d0241e84e15531f083ef.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942667 >>18942654

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:07:24 2018 No.18942705 >>18942697 You do now!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:08:02 2018 No.18942707 I want to roll the gacha by going to a public park, jacking off in the bushes and then going home and sleeping naked with my window open.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:08:28 2018 No.18942709 >>18942705 Oh, okay then. But how does this concern me?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:09:47 2018 No.18942714 >>18942707 Hope a Vamp Mosquito flies in and bite you

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:12:51 2018 No.18942725 >>18942709 The pigs are turning your onsen into a Boiled Pork Stew! Don't you want to just march in there and challenge the biggest P'Orc to a wrestling match in the water?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:13:14 2018 No.18942728 >>18942689 P'Orcs are so... boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:13:37 2018 No.18942729 File: 115 KB, 366x295, 1520199745921.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942702 Gets me everytime.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:14:15 2018 No.18942734 >>18942725 But I don't own the onesen. Even if I did why should I care that some P'Orcs are using it so long as they follow the rules and behave?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:14:34 2018 No.18942735 File: 177 KB, 980x1200, 1523058618303.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942728 you disgust me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:15:44 2018 No.18942741 File: 76 KB, 908x925, 1524936696783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942689 They better watch out for the Big Bad Wolf.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:15:46 2018 No.18942742 >>18942728 They're hitting that overused mark

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:16:58 2018 No.18942748 >>18942741 I want to fuck a P'Orc horde with my Werewolf friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:17:41 2018 No.18942752 File: 173 KB, 765x768, 01_-_USHIONI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:18:19 2018 No.18942756 >>18942752 die instantly

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:19:14 2018 No.18942759 >>18942752 >tumblr >tower girls Fucking christ.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:22:52 2018 No.18942780 File: 205 KB, 600x463, 782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942752 shes so cute!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:29:17 2018 No.18942809 >>18941339 Are you Peny? Too many coincidences.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:32:46 2018 No.18942823 >>18942442 Because pharaohs love pop tarts!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:36:07 2018 No.18942838 File: 290 KB, 1024x1316, faito____by_materclaws-db34b5d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Centaur racing can be a very cutthroat sport.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:36:17 2018 No.18942840 When the portals open up you'll be transported to a Monster kingdom that panders to all your fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:37:02 2018 No.18942844 >>18942840 I'll see you in an Undead demon realm then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:37:44 2018 No.18942849 >>18942840 so a nice warm green field full of holsts, minos and hakutaku, sweet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:38:13 2018 No.18942853 >>18942840 So a kingdom of warrior girls that have pregnancy,harem and corruption fetishes?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:38:51 2018 No.18942857 >>18942840 ALL of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:41:18 2018 No.18942867 >>18942840 Even the /d/ ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:41:35 2018 No.18942870 >>18942840 I'm fine with just being transported to a kingdom where all MGs have fat bottoms

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:42:05 2018 No.18942874 >>18942853 Yes, hope you've got good stamina. >>18942857 >>18942867 ALL of them. Even the /d/ ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:42:39 2018 No.18942879 >>18942735 >A shitty parody of a Made in Abyss chart Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:43:22 2018 No.18942883 >>18942840 >End in the swamps and get throat raped by a mucus toad

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:43:39 2018 No.18942884 >>18942874 I wouldn't want to live there.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:44:32 2018 No.18942888 >>18942857 >>18942867 >>18942874 Even monstergirls have some standards, degenerates wouldn't be welcome.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:45:21 2018 No.18942897 >>18942884 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:46:00 2018 No.18942901 File: 198 KB, 640x360, kissshot hug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942840 It'll never open anon. Never.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:52:44 2018 No.18942917 >>18942840 >all of them >have fetishes I love but don't mix with monster girls Well this could go very, very badly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:52:54 2018 No.18942919 >>18942901 Says you, I'll find a portal that leads me to a land that panders to all my fetishes!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:55:34 2018 No.18942929 >>18942917 Don't mix with monster girls or don't mix with this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 15:56:13 2018 No.18942931 >>18942840 >A kingdom that mostly dedicates itself to the study of magic, with tons of Liches in old ruins and Dark Mages in comfy woodland houses. Sign me up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:05:51 2018 No.18942987 >>18942929 Mostly the thread but I try not to in general too even if I do fail.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:06:48 2018 No.18942994 >>18942888 Gender roles are reversed right? If they are like thirsty men then there is almost nothing that will dissuade them.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:07:30 2018 No.18942998 >>18942994 Yes, there is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:08:03 2018 No.18943002 File: 1.71 MB, 2610x2180, 11vin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CHOMP

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:08:25 2018 No.18943007 File: 37 KB, 417x337, snocone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942919 >fat tranny anal vore lands

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:08:25 2018 No.18943008 >>18942994 >Gender roles are reversed Threadcanon meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:09:47 2018 No.18943012 >>18942689 Mmm-mmm, steamed hams.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:09:57 2018 No.18943013 File: 112 KB, 758x444, tonightyou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943008 >>18942994 i don't like where this discussion is going

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:10:37 2018 No.18943016 >>18943008 Not really. There are some species that are the weaker sex but otherwise KC has stated in the encyclopedia that monsters were created to be physically superior to humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:14:29 2018 No.18943035 File: 154 KB, 1200x279, Mershark40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943013 Delete this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:16:16 2018 No.18943043 File: 1008 KB, 960x821, RzzUHGp1GvyqkrCmR7bstmCPv77CuH8GQHRz4d54Dwg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943016 He also said that the primary goal of most monsters is to be the perfect waifu for their husbando.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:18:38 2018 No.18943055 >>18943043 There's something about that artist's style that rubs me the wrong way. His characters always look like they were all traced from some bad CG animation somehow.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:19:53 2018 No.18943066 >>18943035 This is why cupids are needed.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:23:58 2018 No.18943085 File: 289 KB, 1124x1486, Redcapinfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942879 not him but they're just harmless fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:26:06 2018 No.18943094 >>18943008 You're retarded, anon.

Anonymous Wed May 2 16:26:20 2018 No.18943095

>>18942840
>A quaint nearly modern town near the sea and a river where all of the girls are curvy in a proportional way, and ready and willing to be mind controlled with one simple trick (that conveniently only I know).
Huh. That'd probably suck for people that aren't me, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:26:27 2018 No.18943096 >>18943085 Ahh, this feeling again. I want to battle a loli.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:27:02 2018 No.18943100 >>18943007 She deserved better.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:29:37 2018 No.18943112 What is the best monster girl for molesting on the public train?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:29:46 2018 No.18943113 >>18942840 Oh wow. Gonna be a lot of MEAT in that kingdom, in both senses of the word

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:31:18 2018 No.18943119 File: 232 KB, 693x825, Nightguant smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943112 >fufu... husband... will molest me on public transportation

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:31:27 2018 No.18943120 >>18942840 Some of my fetishes contradict each other

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:32:53 2018 No.18943127 >>18943112 An adult looking cc dormouse that fell asleep in a quiet carriage after her night shift.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:33:16 2018 No.18943131 >>18943119 I wish Chaos girls didn't turn you into monster boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:33:30 2018 No.18943132 >>18943113 Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:34:27 2018 No.18943134 >>18943131 Meh. I'm willing to make certain sacrifices for true love.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:34:40 2018 No.18943139 >>18943134 I'm not.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:35:06 2018 No.18943142 >>18943008 Threadcanon is best canon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:35:41 2018 No.18943145 >>18943132 You know it. Buff girls, soft girls, mixes, it would be great and encouraged!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:36:11 2018 No.18943149 >>18943139 Well all right. You could always pretend they don't in your own fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:37:00 2018 No.18943151 File: 119 KB, 650x895, sadsquid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943131 >>18943139 You don't become a "monsterboy." You become a full-fledged monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:37:04 2018 No.18943152 >>18943134 >>18943139 If it comes down to it, I wouldn't mind becoming a coatman. I'll skip on the rest, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:38:37 2018 No.18943157 >>18943152 Shoggos are arguably the best, since you still look and feel the same, and are instead just able to turn slimy. They only do it to protect you, not for some sex thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:39:05 2018 No.18943158 >>18943151 Still fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:39:09 2018 No.18943160 File: 720 KB, 1197x1400, Wendigo chocolate christmas.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943152 Coatman would be good if Wendigos are as amazing as we think they are. Always seems comfy in LN drawings and such.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:40:38 2018 No.18943170 >>18943151 That doesn't make it any better or worse, just the same purge tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:42:09 2018 No.18943179 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, troll perfect.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18942879 MG anatomy pics have been around for a while.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:43:57 2018 No.18943187 >>18943151 And that's why chaos girls are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:44:19 2018 No.18943190 File: 403 KB, 638x900, 1445918133383.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chase her because she deserves to be loved.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:44:48 2018 No.18943195 >>18942879 >Made in Abyss These things were around long before then, daddy-o.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:47:13 2018 No.18943201 >>18943142 Not really, its ruined plenty of girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:47:15 2018 No.18943202 File: 95 KB, 700x990, 1f594a72be82fbc6a50babac9cfd339fffa40a739d073e6f7190306de5dc3b96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943190 thanks for reminding me of what I can not have

Anonymous Wed May 2 16:47:37 2018 No.18943203

>>18943152
The only one I object to is nacho's, and that's primarily because fuck spiders. So long as I can easily turn back whenever, I can't be fussed to care. I wish a flayer's husband got to turn into an actual squid rather than the stubby little thing they are, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:48:19 2018 No.18943207 >>18943201 >its ruined plenty of girls Correct.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:52:30 2018 No.18943222 >>18943202 Fuck off /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:52:30 2018 No.18943223 >>18943201 It saved some others too

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:53:40 2018 No.18943227 >>18943222 no

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:57:33 2018 No.18943243 File: 274 KB, 962x1400, ape ball.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does your waifu clean up good?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:58:16 2018 No.18943245 >>18943201 No it didn't , stop being a drama queen

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:58:21 2018 No.18943247 >>18943243 Furfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 16:59:24 2018 No.18943251 >>18943243 Im going to use your waifu as a mop

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:00:01 2018 No.18943255 >>18943243 She's a queen, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:01:46 2018 No.18943264 >>18943247 How new?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:01:55 2018 No.18943265 File: 89 KB, 1088x467, flayer3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943187 Flayers can mind meld with you too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:08:27 2018 No.18943297 File: 487 KB, 2046x1446, DcJbVPnVwAE3dlJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:09:15 2018 No.18943304 >>18943297 I want to pull her ahoge

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:10:23 2018 No.18943311 >>18943265 That'd create a positive feedback loop. One stroke and we both pass out in pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:11:43 2018 No.18943319 File: 32 KB, 640x405, 9utH8IM_d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943160 Reminder wendigos are malicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:11:58 2018 No.18943321 File: 440 KB, 769x1200, Dark_Mage0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943245

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:11:59 2018 No.18943320 >>18943311 less of a loop and more like a mirror

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:14:10 2018 No.18943327 >>18943319 They seem pretty nice during a blizzard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:14:17 2018 No.18943329 >>18943202 Fuck off Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:15:28 2018 No.18943337 >>18943319 >Wendi comes to your home only to see an empty fridge

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:16:44 2018 No.18943341 >>18943320 But when you put two mirrors in front of each other like that...

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:16:49 2018 No.18943342 File: 191 KB, 831x1200, ape bath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943247 Nah, she don't count.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:18:56 2018 No.18943347 >>18943342 keep telling yourself that

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:19:02 2018 No.18943348 >>18943342 She's still trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:19:53 2018 No.18943354 >>18943348 Anon, it's okay. It's okay for your waifu to be trash. It's okay. We're trash too.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:23:35 2018 No.18943374 >>18943342 I want to monkey around with her.

Anonymous Wed May 2 17:24:11 2018 No.18943376
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It's KC's birthday. I'm surprised nobody aside >>18941380 noticed it.

There is a cute Devil cake game to celebrate it here: https://twitter.com/ponmokyu/status/991343347598934016

This >>18939016 is from a series of edits that end with a happy birthday too

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:25:56 2018 No.18943381 >>18943376 Dont make him a card.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:27:42 2018 No.18943385 >>18943381 USED. PANTSU.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:32:40 2018 No.18943408 >>18943376 Hey I noticed it, I was just busy with weebshit and decided not to post. I didn't notice that Baphomet art though so thanks for posting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:32:42 2018 No.18943410 >>18942840 Chaos monsters Sabbath demon realm.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:34:07 2018 No.18943415 >>18943119 That's stupid. You both can fly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:35:32 2018 No.18943425 >>18943415 Let her have this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:35:54 2018 No.18943427 >>18943410 It'd be kind of cute to have 4 or 5 tiny mindflayers pressing their face against the window from outside wanting to be let in. Also horrifying, but that comes with the package.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:36:19 2018 No.18943428 >>18943096 What's the most battleable loli? Salamander? Hellhound? Dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:37:18 2018 No.18943434 File: 32 KB, 234x167, KpT3PYm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943427 Did someone say squishyflayers?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:40:51 2018 No.18943447 >>18943428 All of them

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:48:17 2018 No.18943476 >>18943321 Outside of the occasional /ss/ posting, Dark Mages have barely been touched by threadcanon. Thankfully.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:49:45 2018 No.18943484 >>18943476 >occasional Nigger that shit was as common as fuck until recently.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:49:50 2018 No.18943485 >>18943476 >occasional

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:52:32 2018 No.18943498 >>18943476 >occasional They also got stuck with the misconception that they're always big breasted thanks to that early translation that onee-sabbath shitters seem happy so spread as fact.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:54:39 2018 No.18943506 >>18943476 Eh, Dark Mages are still my favourite. I just ignore the threadcanon, it's pretty easy to do.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:55:41 2018 No.18943512 >>18943498 I fail to see that as a bad thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 17:59:47 2018 No.18943536 >>18943498 They'd have gotten stuck with that anyway due to the profile image.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:05:04 2018 No.18943563 File: 170 KB, 1200x1488, 1525298704651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:06:58 2018 No.18943569 >>18943476 Dark Mages feel more like a job class than a full-on species unless becoming one is limited to human women, Elves, and Dorfs.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:07:29 2018 No.18943571 >>18943563 That's not a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:08:21 2018 No.18943576 >>18943536 I dunno, there's other girls with that kind of body too but you don't see people have a full blown melt down when you so much as mention a loli version in passing like you do with dark mages.

Anonymous Wed May 2 18:09:34 2018 No.18943584

>>18943498
It wasn't even a translation, some guy just said Sabbath is mentioned in the DM's profile, and the threadcanon memers immediedly made their own conclusions and latched on them. It was forced so hard that even a long time after the actual translation, we had posters who seemed to think the made up threadcanon version was real and hadn't apparently even read the real profile.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:18:16 2018 No.18943625 File: 371 KB, 980x1120, __miki_sayaka_and_oktavia_von_seckendorff_mahou_shoujo_madoka_magica_drawn_by_anonymous_drawfag__c865ae951d004a0b401de9bc2745a056.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:19:48 2018 No.18943637 >>18943584 Well there was that but there was also a mistake in the initial translation suggesting they got bigger breasts as they had more sex with their husbands when what it really meant was they get more beautiful. MGR went back and corrected it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:20:11 2018 No.18943639 >>18943571 Shes a monster but not the good kind. You haven't seen the second picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:20:33 2018 No.18943641 >>18943637 That’s pretty much Flow Kelp’s thing isn’t it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:22:05 2018 No.18943648 >>18943639 Still not a monstergirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:24:54 2018 No.18943661 >>18943641 It's her hydration status. She turns into a flat chested loli when dried up and a curvy onee-san when hydrated.

Anonymous Wed May 2 18:25:53 2018 No.18943665

>>18943498
To be fair dark mages only partake in the most debauched and defiant kind of sex.
Personally i like the idea of a dark mage getting romanced and being unused to vanilla stuff instead of just nuking a town then kidnapping a man and getting down and dirty.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:26:15 2018 No.18943666 >>18943661 I mean yeah, but you can “hydrate” her by sex as well.

Anonymous Wed May 2 18:26:42 2018 No.18943668
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>Be young mage fresh out of apprenticeship
>Respond to a post on the local news board for a job. A 'Young but wizened mage of reasonable renown' is looking for an assistant for what only was described in the flier as 'all sorts of fun, exciting magical research'.
>Fail to notice the fine print at the corner of the poster reading 'Dudes only, cock or walk, 18-35 preferred'.

>Directions to her magical laboratory are complex. It's an arduous trek through hours of enchanted, maze-like woods. Finally, after countless maze turns and several actual riddles, you arrive at her home.
>It's cozy. A small wooden cottage in a peaceful grove. Colored smoke billows from the small chimney in ever-changed enchanting patterns. Homemade windchimes sprinkle out happy little melodies despite there being no wind present. A black cat with two tails perches on the windowsill.
>A knock at the door bids no response from any occupant inside, but the door gradually creaks open as if to invite you in

>A vast, bubbling cauldron overwhelms the largest inner room. The color of the liquid inside shifts from flowery pink to a deep, dark purple
>A table placed by the cauldron is smothered in loose papers and scrolls. You can't help but recognize some of the magical runes written along them as high-level conjuration and transmutation spells.
>She slips from the shadows so subtly that you can't help but wonder if she'd been using a spell of concealment. Her hair is long and messy, robes barely concealing a very full, deviously curvy body.
>With just her appearance the atmosphere of the room changes. The SCENT changes. The smell becomes big, hearty, almost cumin-like. It smells like unwashed sex with a hint of jasmine at the end.
>"Ufufufu...so you're the little birdy who was clever enough to make it through my woods. Congratulations, boy."
>She saunters over to the table by the cauldron; her gait was so exaggerated that you thought she might dislodge something in her hips. Sharp heels clack expressively on polished wooden floors.
>She presses a finger to her full, glossy lips and begins to slide it down through the valley of her cleavage. "Soooo...what do you have to offer?"
>"O-oh...well, I mainly studied in conjuration-"
>"Mm-hmm."
>"-though my teacher was also well-versed in abjuration and transmutation so I picked up some of that as well-"
>"Mmm-hmm..."
>"-and...well, I can't help but notice you have some scrolls of conjuration there um...under you? That one looks like conjuration of some kind of...basidiomycota? I can't tell entirely, sorry...it looks extremely complex, so..."
>"..."
>"It looks like you're...researching magical diseases here? If I'm right then that mushroom you're trying to conjure with that scroll is used a lot in treatments o-"
>She stops you with a raised hand. Her posture straightens, her eyes widen. You swear you think you can see tears prickle at the corners of her eyes. "You...you're...are you actually interested in my work?"
>"Yes, ma'am? That's why I'm here."
>The atmosphere of the room changes completely. Suddenly the lights undim, though you're not sure how they were 'dimmed' to begin with. The smell turns from sex to bubbling chemical and earthy fungus and old books and fresh paper. The sexy dominatrix is now stammering excitedly, fishing her glasses out from between her breasts (impressive that she could hide them there considering the tremendous thickness of her lenses), and giggling madly (not sexy giggling, that childish kind of snort-filled giggling).
>"OKAY SO I'VE MADE SOME REALLY INTERESTING BREAKTHROUGHS RECENTLY AND THOUGH THE STRUCTURE OF THE FUNGUS I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH IS INFAMOUSLY COMPLEX I THINK I'VE FOUND A SHORTCUT TO SPEED UP ITS CONJURATION. SINCE IT CAN ALREADY BE QUICKLY TRANSMUTED INTO A MEDICAL ELIXIR FROM THERE I THINK I CAN PUT A REAL DENT IN THE GROWING OUTBREAKS O-"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:27:00 2018 No.18943670 >>18943661 >your 5 year old daughter walks out the bathroom looking like your wife's sister

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:39:14 2018 No.18943706 >>18943670 >sweetie, you’re sloshing again

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:39:58 2018 No.18943708 File: 383 KB, 992x1342, 59480058_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943670 how can I enjoy boning my daughter if she doesn't look like my daughter?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:41:45 2018 No.18943713 File: 288 KB, 1878x1175, 1469042299123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943319 Attack wendis!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:49:18 2018 No.18943744 File: 668 KB, 1113x1200, 36FB88E6-4DE3-4922-8E95-68008645410D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943713 No man nor meat is safe from them!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:51:23 2018 No.18943752 File: 239 KB, 800x800, AF37D7C7-D4E8-4F74-BB58-D169A8D17C97.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18943668 Which is better? Coke bottle glasses, or spiral glasses?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 18:57:14 2018 No.18943787 >>18943752 Whover bullies that nerd would get a surprise from her eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:01:52 2018 No.18943808 >>18943752 Dark Mage with spiral glasses is the cutest.

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:02:21 2018 No.18943810

>>18943787
Meanwhile in a monster girl/human co-ed elementary school:
>”FOUR EYES FOUR EYES YOU NEED GLASSES!”
>Y-you don’t like my glasses?
>”Nah, glasses are stupid. Get rid of them”
>Y-you’re saying you’d like me better if I didn’t need glasses?
>”Yeah, sure, why not? Maybe then you wouldn’t be a looser.”
>O-okay then
>OPTIC BLAST

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:04:51 2018 No.18943817 >>18943810 >Not shouting ‘Love Love Beeaaaam!’

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:05:35 2018 No.18943821 >>18943668 >Good girl nerd mage trying to be sexy yessssssss

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:07:18 2018 No.18943828 I want to hold Bapho-chan down and tickle her till she pees!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:08:58 2018 No.18943836 >18943828(You)

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:13:55 2018 No.18943858 >>18943668 That’s absolutely wonderful. I love this.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:13:58 2018 No.18943859 >>18943744 I want the older shy Wendigo in the back

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:15:37 2018 No.18943863 >>18943668 It sounds like a nice job, not wahtr's the pay like? Can I get transportation? Will she be okay with being a reference on my resume?

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:16:36 2018 No.18943870

>>18943668
10/10
>she stumbles while going to fetch some tomes and one of her tits pops out of her dress
>she just casually stuffs it back in, not taking advantage of the moment at all
The question is, later on is she gonna fuck youEXTRA enthusiastically since you’re a kindred nerd?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:16:49 2018 No.18943871 >>18943668 That was great.

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:18:14 2018 No.18943875

>>18943863

She's researching cures for diseases mostly. She might sell some enchanted fabrics or potions on the side, make a modest amount to keep things running self-sufficiently.

But hey, you get free room and board in an enchanted forest. Three square meals a day. Free medical care.

>Transportation

She's got teleportation circles for quick direct travel to town.

>Will she be okay with being a reference on my resume?

If they call her directly she'll have to answer through the scrying mirror, but I guess?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:19:23 2018 No.18943879 >>18943870 >The question is, later on is she gonna fuck youEXTRA enthusiastically since you’re a kindred nerd? You kiddin'? Like, you just got upgraded from sextoy to future husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:23:52 2018 No.18943895 Would you even be sober enough to say your vows at a satyros wedding?

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:27:08 2018 No.18943908

>>18943879
>”Alright, I’m gonna link the ley-line to the distilling reagent! Hold the cauldron steady and we should achieve a stable transmutation ratio!”
>”AAAHHNNN I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY~!”
>”D-did you just or-“
>”Yes, now hurry up and start the incantation!”

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:27:37 2018 No.18943910

>>18943668
This might be an example of my favorite personality for a Dark Mage. Rather than super sexy dominatrix spellcaster I tend to prefer giant nerd who suddenly gained powers and of course the first thing she does is make herself sexy and nervously try to pick up cute guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:31:38 2018 No.18943934 >>18943668 A good long greentext Feels like it’s been a year

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:32:33 2018 No.18943936 >Not having a Dark Mage waifu >Not forming a party with her >Not being her tank

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:37:37 2018 No.18943963 >>18943936 What if she's the bulky one?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:38:54 2018 No.18943970 >>18943668 >Two-tailed black cat Uh-oh.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:39:55 2018 No.18943973 >>18943963 MuscleWizard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:40:48 2018 No.18943978 >>18943963 >not being some kind of fucked-up multiclass that compliments her and only her extremely specific build Only the best for her. I'll go Fighter/Cleric/Sorcerer, fuck it.

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:45:24 2018 No.18943995

>>18943908
>Well, we managed to get about fifteen liters of Elixir from just one mushroom. Not bad.
>"Haaaah~ Haaaah~ That's right, praise my genius!"
>Are you alright? You kinda... like five times in a row....
>"Yeah... Yeah I'm fine. I even collected my "emissions" for later."
>What would you possibly need that for?
>"Oh you'll see~"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:47:22 2018 No.18944005 >>18943973 >>18943963 >Scrawny, weak, gangly girl has been ridiculed all her life >Gains vast magical powers >Focuses all of her abilities on self-buffs and nothing else. Becomes SWOLE. NOW WHO'S TINY, HUH!? NOW WHO'S WEAK!?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:50:29 2018 No.18944029 >>18942742 It's because of fatfags and Discordniggers like Shoggocks

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:54:07 2018 No.18944047 >>18944029 >replying to a 4/5 hour old post to push your personal grudges Besides, orcs aren't even anywhere close to overused.

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:54:09 2018 No.18944048

>>18943995
Magical sex must be amazing.

>Potions for every sexual want you may ever have
>Entire shelf of labeled potions
>Lamia, Werewolf, Minotaur, Slime, etc.
>Each one lets her polymorph into that species for six hours once consumed
>Still retains her individual traits. Essentially becomes what she would look like if she was born as that species.
>Minotaur makes her huge, aggressive, and strong...but still pretty plump all over thanks to her non-physical lifestyle. Just big, fierce, and THICK.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:54:48 2018 No.18944057 >Any girl becomes popular >"They're overused and it's all Bollocks/Discord/Bogeyman of the Week's fault!" Every fucking time. Fucking hipsters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:55:14 2018 No.18944060 >>18943410 I wouldn't even go there as a tourist

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:57:20 2018 No.18944073

>>18944048
>She takes a Manticore potion while giving you at least seven boosters to keep you cumming.
>You're overstimulated after ten minutes, but you keep trucking on for the full six hours just because of how happy and adorable she looks as she milks you dry with her temporary tailpussy.
>Even after the potion wears off, she retains the "buff" to her pussy the tailpussy gave her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 19:57:41 2018 No.18944080 >>18944048 >"Hey, darling, where do you wanna do it today? The bedroom? The bath? The kitchen? One of the elemental planes? A branch of the World Tree? The astral plane?"

Anonymous Wed May 2 19:57:52 2018 No.18944081

>>18944057
Any time someone says x girl is overused it's one of two things, the girl they like is one absolutely no one cares for like the dumb blanket and they're mad no one shares their shit taste or they like another popular girl that totally isn't used as much according to them and they just don't like the girl in question.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:00:17 2018 No.18944098 >>18943936 I don't like tanks though

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:00:20 2018 No.18944099 File: 295 KB, 413x563, Warerabbit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944081 >liking girls that aren't popular is bad Hey fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:01:17 2018 No.18944105 >>18944099 See, wererabbit is cute, not all unpopular girls are bad but there's some really dumb shit like the blanket and pot devils.

Anonymous Wed May 2 20:02:20 2018 No.18944110

>>18944048

>You sleep in one morning and miss out on stirring a difficult potion that she'd entrusted to you
>She takes you to the bedroom. Silently. Sternly. You sit on the bed as she ventures to her cabinet.
>"Uhh...honey? You're not...mad, are you?"
>"Of course not, dear."
>"O-oh...then wh-"
>"I'll give you a choice. Ushi-Oni or Kraken?"
>"What?"
>She turns, holding a bottled potion in each hand. There's a deep, dark conviction in her eyes. "Ushi-Oni? Or Kraken? I will allow you this choice as an act of mercy."
>"..."
>"...Or, if you're not into it then I respect that and I-"
>"Nah, nah, fuck me up, just let me think first."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:03:28 2018 No.18944121 >>18944110 >"Nah, nah, fuck me up, just let me think first." While you're busy thinking you probably won't notice her blushing and smiling super hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:04:07 2018 No.18944124 File: 750 KB, 1022x724, Kraken7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944110 What's so bad about krakens?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:05:56 2018 No.18944135 >>18944124 Krakens have eight extremely powerful, inhumanly flexible limbs that can constrict you and manipulate you in ways that even most other monstergirls are incapable of. We're talking complete sexual destruction if one is angry enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:06:24 2018 No.18944139 File: 293 KB, 1590x1665, A2A7515D-EAC0-4F93-8323-AFD5D7F2F3D9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944081 >dumb blanket She’s called an Ittan Momen, and she’s a treasure to behold.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:07:42 2018 No.18944145 >>18944057 Go back to spamming images.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:10:32 2018 No.18944155 >>18944124 Rape machine.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:13:16 2018 No.18944163 >>18944139 >Itta Momen's lore says they wrap themselves around a person's face with their body Taking one to a scary movie on a first date sounds fun!

Anonymous Wed May 2 20:13:51 2018 No.18944168

>>18943668
Today I learned that it doesn't matter how over-the-top you try to make something is. The cutest, most attractive thing ever is now always gonna be a girl who is overly excited about something she's passionate about and wanting to share it with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:14:47 2018 No.18944173 >>18944168 >The cutest, most attractive thing ever is now always gonna be a girl who is overly excited about something she's passionate about and wanting to share it with you. That's it man. That's where it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:14:53 2018 No.18944174 >>18944168 Yes, bitch, please talk my ear off about mycology and make me mushroom bouquets, you're the fucking best, let me eat you out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:15:11 2018 No.18944176 >>18944155 >I'll go with 'what is 90% of monster girls' for 800 Alex.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:18:40 2018 No.18944196 File: 350 KB, 1409x1006, 1506035740126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944168 It pleases me that MGE Succubi are capable of having autistic fixations on whatever subject catches their interest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:21:50 2018 No.18944215 >>18944196 >most of the time that subject is just sex

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:22:47 2018 No.18944223 >>18944196 That is one good-looking succ, I hope she's a giant dweeb obsessed with something obscure and weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:23:25 2018 No.18944226 >>18944176 See now, there are different kinds of rape machines. You've got a bunch of normal cars, some motorcycles, a few trucks. A kraken that really wanted to give it to you would be the equivalent of a fighter jet.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:27:10 2018 No.18944246 >>18944223 She collects yugioh cards and refuses to watch any anime after 1999.

Anonymous Wed May 2 20:28:36 2018 No.18944250

>>18944215

Hey, that can be a really interesting subject to be passionate about.

>Succubus obsessed with sex
>Has MASTERED the kama sutra
>As in, the actual kama sutra. Not just the westernized sex manual but the text on love, life, family, sex, and all things relating to human pleasure
>Is well-versed on the history of sexual behavior as well as unique cultural differences in sexual behavior
>Has a collection of old fertility idols from archaeological digs
>Always tries to 'optimize' the sexual experience with her man. Everything's gotta be perfect. Music, lighting, atmosphere, mood, smell.
>Difficult to watch almost any movie with a sex scene. "While that's possible it's pretty unlikely, the typical female orgasm face looks less like that and more like...y'know that face you make right before you sneeze? Like that."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:30:21 2018 No.18944257 >>18944246 >She'll never experience the masterpiece that is Yamato 2199 I feel nothing but pity for her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:32:24 2018 No.18944273 File: 1.56 MB, 1280x1577, 1500260714045.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944257 >Yamato 2199 Huh, I was just listening to the OP.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:32:26 2018 No.18944275 >>18944226 Exactly. The decision between kraken and ushi-oni is like choosing between a jet and a tank. Or maybe a fighter jet and a bomber.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:35:31 2018 No.18944290 >>18944246 Perfect, I love her, will mesh well with my obsessions with mecha anime, magic the gathering, and death metal if she's into that.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:36:38 2018 No.18944299 >>18944275 You got it the first time; most bomber pilots wouldn't intentionally put their planes through a wall or the floor

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:37:12 2018 No.18944301 >>18944290 >death metal I didn't know homosexuals posted here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:39:44 2018 No.18944318 File: 152 KB, 795x1080, 1522789150155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944301 Man, why you gotta be like that? I just want a monstergirl who appreciates death growls and slap bass. Zombies would love that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:40:34 2018 No.18944323 File: 615 KB, 960x987, XWOHHW0Npfo8r-9VhUahxpsGnMFoHc1cbSwcCP68pq8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944135 >>18944155 >>18944226

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:41:36 2018 No.18944332 >>18944318 >Hey. Dont lose. >your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:41:37 2018 No.18944331 >>18944301 >death metal >homosexuals I bet you're one of those retards who thinks death metal is shit like Slipknot.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:42:47 2018 No.18944339 >>18944318 Zombies might be simple but their taste isn't that bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:44:22 2018 No.18944345 >>18944339 It's a niche genre for a niche girl. There's a lot variety in the world. You just gotta go with someone with taste as bad as yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:46:05 2018 No.18944353 >>18944331 I bet you like pepsi

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:47:19 2018 No.18944357 >>18944345 Get yourself a nice Werewolf girl who plays bass in her all-nocturnal band, BLOODSHOT WONDERLAND >The 'Wonderland' part is very ironic, they're hard as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:47:23 2018 No.18944359 >>18944331 Death metal is edgy shit made to appeal to faggots who think they're cool for listening to it but are actually just twats who are desperate to stand out.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:47:47 2018 No.18944360 >>18944353 >>18944275 >"We don't have kraken rape, is ushi ok?"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:48:49 2018 No.18944366 >>18944357 >Lead singer is the tiniest, meekest-looking Werebat you've ever seen but she screams like a jet engine

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:51:54 2018 No.18944376 File: 94 KB, 571x615, 1518123596955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944360 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:52:28 2018 No.18944378 >>18943376 Can we get a translator on cake game 2? Seems a bit more complex than the first.

Anonymous Wed May 2 20:54:30 2018 No.18944382

>>18944366
>Kraken drummer
>She's some kind of deep sea squid variant. Very biolumiscent. They play in very dim lighting and she uses her bio-luminescence to act as the lighting and laser show.

>Twin Ghoul guitarists
>Always arguing about which one is lead and which one is rhythm. They spontaneously switch it up with every song.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:55:22 2018 No.18944387 >>18944360 You know damn well that's not the same thing. The LEAST you could do is offer me a scylla. Do you people not have scylla here, either?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:56:35 2018 No.18944393 >>18944359 I used to think that way then Alex Webster's bass sucked me in, man, it's dangerous. Maybe try conquering dystopia, it's a side project he's in and it's instrumental.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:56:44 2018 No.18944394 >>18944387 I'm terribly sorry sir but we're fresh out of Scylla. Would you still like the Ushi?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:58:10 2018 No.18944397 >>18944394 Give me the ushi anon, two of them actually with double the spice.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 20:59:19 2018 No.18944401 >>18944359 Anon I'm 30, I literally have no reason to try to stand out or look cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:01:05 2018 No.18944414 File: 1.20 MB, 1280x1811, d93f7ff4e5678260109e18fc195d924b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944359 This is only partially true so ha. I bet dragons love metal.

Anonymous Wed May 2 21:04:44 2018 No.18944432

>>18944378
Been playing it for a bit. Can't understand what they are saying but...

Frosting choices are:
1. White frosting
2. Intox berry frosting (I think)
3. Slime
4. Black frosting (poison)

Toppings are:
1. Tentacles
2. Grey Lamentation Mushrooms
3. Intoxication Berries
4. Slime Jelly

At the end, Familiar also joins in to evaluate your cake sometimes.
Also, if you go double intoxication, Bapho gets drunk and takes off her top.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:05:46 2018 No.18944437 >>18944397 Oh dear... This is quite embarrassing but...it seems we've run out of Ushi as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:06:41 2018 No.18944446 >>18944437 WHAT

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:07:15 2018 No.18944450 >>18944446 Very sorry about that. Is there anything else I can get you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:08:28 2018 No.18944458 >>18944450 Fine, forget the rape! Give me your finest mofu, and make it snappy!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:10:44 2018 No.18944479 >>18944437 Well shit. How about a rapey dragon?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:11:04 2018 No.18944482 >>18944450 Give me your finest Wendigo meat bait then.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:14:36 2018 No.18944502 Give me big monkeys, the biggest you’ve got!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:15:40 2018 No.18944514 File: 367 KB, 1402x1054, Mershark17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944450 Gimme a mershark!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:16:38 2018 No.18944519 >>18944414 They do, typically gold and silver.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:17:10 2018 No.18944523 File: 168 KB, 850x1044, monkeybutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944502 Big in what regard?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:17:59 2018 No.18944531 >>18944523 long and girthy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:19:08 2018 No.18944542 >>18944523 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:19:36 2018 No.18944547 >>18944450 This is the Cheese Shop sketch, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:29:19 2018 No.18944605 File: 307 KB, 550x818, Xu7kJ8K.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:30:31 2018 No.18944612 >>18944523 Kakuen tomboy friends that know exactly how lewd they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:34:56 2018 No.18944636 >>18944605 >inb4 yureeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:36:39 2018 No.18944649 File: 244 KB, 609x600, content_z2_liliraune_600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944636

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:37:41 2018 No.18944656 Yuri is a bad fetish and should result in a divorce.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:40:23 2018 No.18944670 Yuri is a cute fetish that should result in Sakura Trick S2.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:43:06 2018 No.18944689 >>18944656 Even when it's oyakodon?

Anonymous Wed May 2 21:44:02 2018 No.18944693

>>18944612
>"Hey anon, I'm just gonna crawl under my bed to get a game, you want to play Realm Fighter 2 or 3?"
>Everyone knows two is best.
>"A man of taste, one sec... damn it's really deep under here..."
>Hey uh... you know you're not... uh...
>"Are you staring at my ass?"
>Y-yeah but you're not wearing an-
>"I know~"
>Wait you kn-
>"Shut up and enjoy the show~"
Now here's the question. Will you give into temptation, grab your childhood friend's enormous swaying ass and fuck her right then and there or will you just stare so she can tease you more and then choose to fuck you as a prize for kicking your ass at fighting games?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:44:04 2018 No.18944694 Yuri is Japanese for “lilies” which are a genus of herbaceous flowering plants growing from bulbs, all with large prominent flowers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:44:20 2018 No.18944697 File: 571 KB, 800x958, 57770473_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:46:17 2018 No.18944712 >>18944694 But it also means G A Y A Y

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:46:58 2018 No.18944714 >>18944693 I pick option C. Start hotdogging her to gain an advantage and barely win causing her to rape me as revenge for cheating.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:47:48 2018 No.18944724 File: 1.10 MB, 1355x2048, 63516985_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944694 Tell us more wurm-sensei!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:49:42 2018 No.18944734 File: 305 KB, 1280x1876, 2571DDB5-EF07-4296-AF4F-C9CC606AE93D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944697 Cute snake needs to be a mom!

Anonymous Wed May 2 21:49:49 2018 No.18944735

>>18944605
>>18944636
>>18944670
Go back to t/u/mblr, faggot worshippers.

This is what happens when you get too comfortable and let anything at all slide in these threads. Fucking degenerates crawling out of the woodwork immediedly when they see a chance to push their faggotry here.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:50:03 2018 No.18944739 >>18944697 Wait, is she saying Master? In hiragana?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:51:08 2018 No.18944747 >>18944714 How do you just start hotdogging someone who's sitting next to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:51:22 2018 No.18944750 >>18944735 The image spammers get their shit deleted sometimes, yet it's clear that they're never ever banned.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:52:02 2018 No.18944752 >>18944734 Cute dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:52:02 2018 No.18944755 >>18944747 Very carefully.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:52:04 2018 No.18944756 >>18944605 >noginas so do they reproduce the other way?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:53:46 2018 No.18944762 >>18944747 it has something to do with the true reason hot dogs are sold in packages of 10 and hot dog buns are sold in packages of 8.

Anonymous Wed May 2 21:54:45 2018 No.18944768
File: 122 KB, 418x550, Mermaid_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>18944756
Kenkou Cross had an elegant solution to The Mermaid Problem.
>The mermaid in the illustration on the page to the left isn't wearing anything on her lower body, but normally their vagina is concealed by scales and can't be seen. When they start to have sex with a man, they use magic to get rid of the scales, and the vagina will appear in roughly the same position as in a human woman. Since the new Demon Lord's assumption of power, they've continued to change and adapt so that having sex with human men is convenient and pleasurable. For that reason, it's not possible for them to lay eggs and then spawn the way ordinary fish do.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:55:10 2018 No.18944771 >>18944724 Bara actually means rose in Japanese and it’s association with porn comes from an early Japanese “porn as art” magazine with the same name that had “beautiful” couples of all three combinations. The association with muscles came much later.

Anonymous Wed May 2 21:55:13 2018 No.18944772

>>18944755
Why not have enough heated matches with no clear winner that she gets excited enough to tackle you and start kissing you all over before getting up on her bed and bending over while spanking her ass and forming a heart with her tail, wordlessly begging you to climb onto her bed with her and fuck her doggystyle until you both pass out?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:57:05 2018 No.18944783 >>18944735 Why don't I see you complaining about the incestfags, they're just as bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:57:24 2018 No.18944786 >He doesn't want to be a camwhore >He doesn't want easy money from monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 21:57:46 2018 No.18944787 >>18944772 I mean that sounds absolutely wonderful, anon. But sometimes you just want to spend a night fucking your Kakuen friend's thighs while playing vidya or watching TV with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:01:42 2018 No.18944817 File: 133 KB, 363x675, UnagiJoro17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:02:10 2018 No.18944820 >>18944787 Yes but this is the first time anon. She specifically stashed her game deeper under her bed and "forgot" to put on panties just so the first time you fucked the first cumshot she got from you would be deep inside her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:03:08 2018 No.18944828 >>18944057 >Bogeyman of the Week

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:03:19 2018 No.18944830 >>18944724 I want to study law under the famous Wurm-sensei!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:04:18 2018 No.18944838 >>18944817 2 more days until she ovulates.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:04:41 2018 No.18944840 >>18944817 Twins

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:05:26 2018 No.18944844 Good night anons, take care and down burn down the thread. Instead, remember it’s not lewd to drink your undines water

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:05:59 2018 No.18944848 What if you actually compliment a manticores tail? Like calling it cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:06:41 2018 No.18944851 >>18944768 It turns out Anon loved his Mermaid, but wasn't IN LOVE with his Mermaid.

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:07:31 2018 No.18944856

>>18944783
Not even close. There's a few reasons why someone likes yurishit, and they're all a good reason to judge them as human garbage.

A) Actual dyke that needs Thomas Edison
B) Dyke-worshipping man with varying degrees of gender dysphoria
C) Highly emasculated literal cuckold
D) Brainless normalfag caveman: "tits good, two times tits better"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:07:54 2018 No.18944857 >>18944786 on that topic, I don't like the idea of being a camwhore but fantasies of getting raped and having said rape get broadcasted online are some of my favorites.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:08:58 2018 No.18944862 >>18944820 Kakuens are really smart. But it would take a lot to make me want to fuck that smug monkey's brains out over video games.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:10:03 2018 No.18944870 >>18944856 I'm not arguing for dykeshit I'm arguing against incest faggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:10:17 2018 No.18944872 >>18944856 Not him But my guy i just think its cute

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:12:07 2018 No.18944880 File: 4 KB, 648x53, 1207ebda-3cdf-4acf-8c5d-01577e3f56da.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944856 >Actual dyke that needs Thomas Edison Anon didn't your mother tell you to recycle trash instead of throwing it away?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:12:21 2018 No.18944884 >>18944872 So you're B or C then, either way go back to tumblr.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:12:58 2018 No.18944888 >>18944884 Way to ignore my post and go for his shitty borderline bait one Justify incest right now

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:16:59 2018 No.18944921 File: 124 KB, 1000x1250, 1517799141384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would there be a app like tinder but instead you get matched with girls that track you down and rape you?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:17:32 2018 No.18944926 >>18944880 I really want to understand this "context" if it includes fucking unborn toddler eggs and furries

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:19:29 2018 No.18944937 >>18944921 Maybe, all I know is I’d want a strongfat girl to do it, species largely wouldn’t matter

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:20:19 2018 No.18944943

>>18944888
Why should I need to do that? You made an obviously retarded claim that was either indirectly defending yurifaggotry or attempting to take advantage of a random false equivalence to rail against something you're personally butthurt about, and I told you why you're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:21:36 2018 No.18944952 >>18944921 Rather than an app I'd just dump my thalassophobic ass in the ocean.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:21:45 2018 No.18944953 >>18944862 It's not over video games, it's over her constant teasing and the sight of her tight pussy. Also she loves you and wants the first shot to be special.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:23:36 2018 No.18944962 >>18944943 >something you're personally butthurt about Like you and yuri? Incest is even worse because your brain is literally wired to find it unpleasant (Westermarck effect). In my perfect world, I would be seeing neither shitty /d/ fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:25:00 2018 No.18944970 If I put a sign that says "monstergirls not allowed" will they take it as a challenge or leave me alone?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:25:21 2018 No.18944972 >>18944952 I hope you drown.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:26:17 2018 No.18944979 File: 138 KB, 620x877, UnagiJoro19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Around an eel, the danger is real.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:26:26 2018 No.18944981 >>18944953 My resistances to lewd teasing is pretty high, anon. So she'd have to really crank it up to make me do something like yanking off the covers and mating pressing her until the next morning.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:26:50 2018 No.18944984 >>18944970 It would probably depend on if you were being serious and on how professional the sign looks.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:27:33 2018 No.18944991 >>18944970 I'd do that to my treehouse as a kid and see what the neighbors do

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:28:32 2018 No.18944994

>>18944921
>Anon's sitting in his room, breathing heavily with his phone in his hands.
>He just downloaded "Love Hunt" and is psyching himself up to use it because once he does there's no going back.
>He scrolls through the dozens of profiles until he ends up on the page of a busty Hellhound.
>"Victoria. 23/F-Cup/Dom. Looking for a cute boy to hunt~ Willing to fuck on the first hunt."
>Looking over her hobbies, interests and other categories she seems like a good fit so he hovers his finger over the "Interested" button and presses it.
>One minute. Two minutes. Three minutes. Ten minutes pass when suddenly a message appears on his phone.
>"Congratulations! User PrayForYourPelvis (Victoria) has accepted your request. You are located 8 MINUTES from her and she has given you a 15 MINUTE head start! Good luck!"

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:28:49 2018 No.18944998

Know what I want that I don't think I've ever seen?
A gyaru Shoggoth.
Like, she predates human existence but decided that gyarus were novel and cute, so she started to act like one. Bonus points if she actually disguises herself as a human one to seduce a potential master.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:29:04 2018 No.18945000 >>18944984 Serious.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:29:42 2018 No.18945005 File: 355 KB, 1248x1734, DcKmhs4VwAEZR1j.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:29:47 2018 No.18945006 >>18944981 Oh so stroking your dick to make you fuck up, nibbling on your ears between rounds and flat out slamming her ass on your face and begging you to fuck her in a desperate breathy voice?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:30:33 2018 No.18945010 >>18945000 Well then at the worst it would take a two-second explanation in the form of "buzz off!"

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:31:15 2018 No.18945016 >>18945010 The problem is that I don't think half of the girls (the rapey half) cares

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:31:21 2018 No.18945017 >>18944972 Wouldn't be the first time I've come near death or wanted it so badly, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:31:34 2018 No.18945019 File: 790 KB, 1153x1094, hellhoundwatdo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944994 I'm going to triangulate her position, pack all my bags, and then use the remaining time to run in a straight line towards her.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:31:40 2018 No.18945020 File: 503 KB, 618x595, 64489564_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945005 Draphs are cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:32:00 2018 No.18945023 >>18945006 I could probably resist the dick stroking, but I'd absolutely crack once she starts nibbling my ear.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:32:12 2018 No.18945024 >>18944994 Ok, now I wanna see the girl with the biggest chest in there

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:32:14 2018 No.18945025 File: 74 KB, 1288x1052, 1513221951938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to hug a Glacies, it's too hot

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:32:45 2018 No.18945027 File: 634 KB, 1997x1983, 888DA500-F5E3-4B11-A749-70064F145701.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944844 >take care and down burn down the thread The end times have come. Submit to the ashes! LET THE THREAD BURN

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:34:58 2018 No.18945039 File: 213 KB, 1024x350, 05697002-672F-467B-8722-5C0E5516ABA5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18944921 I’d prefer this app

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:35:27 2018 No.18945041 >>18944844 Too soon and too drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:36:36 2018 No.18945049 >>18945027 Oh dammit. >>18945041 Shush you, biggest mistake this vacation is no laptop

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:36:51 2018 No.18945050 What MGs are good at giving massages? Could really go for one right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:36:54 2018 No.18945051 Don't fuck your monster daughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:39:22 2018 No.18945067 What's a good species for NotMongol monstergirls and another for NotVikings? No centaurs, amazons, lizards or salamanders though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:39:25 2018 No.18945068 >>18945051 You can't tell me what to do anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:39:38 2018 No.18945071 >>18945051 Sure thing anon. I'll gently lay her down on her bed instead and then I'll give her a kiss on the forehead and a headpat, saying me and waifu love her very much.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:39:48 2018 No.18945073 >>18945050 kraken/syclla

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:40:21 2018 No.18945077 >>18944994 That'd be utterly terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:40:33 2018 No.18945078 >>18945068 Oh yes I can. If you fuck you daughteru you don't want a daughter, you just want a loli to fuck.

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:41:29 2018 No.18945085

>>18945019
But anon, that goes against the spirit of Love Hunt! She'll be disappointed!

>>18945024
>"Lucia. High Orc, 36/O-Cup/Dom, looking for a fighter who won't go down easy. Must be okay with group sex with Orcs (Ages range 22-29, cup sizes E to G) "

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:41:32 2018 No.18945087 >>18945078 That's bullshit anon, those things aren't mutually exclusive!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:41:41 2018 No.18945089 >>18945051 Incest makes for more powerful monster girls, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:42:11 2018 No.18945093 File: 80 KB, 1129x638, Free Nuru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945050

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:43:11 2018 No.18945099 >>18945051 At least not the biological ones

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:43:13 2018 No.18945100

>>18945077
That's the point! It's about the thrill of the hunt, the excitement of the chase, the knowledge that if you get a bite you're going to lose your virginity that night!
If you're not into being ravaged, you can look for sub girls who want you to do the hunting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:43:39 2018 No.18945103 >>18945085 No one ever said she had to be the only one hunting!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:43:57 2018 No.18945105 >>18945087 Yes, they are. >>18945089 That's a poor excuse to justify your terrible behavior. If you really wanted a daughter and not a little girl to fuck you'd let her a boy her own age.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:45:12 2018 No.18945108 >>18945103 Actually, the fact that she listed herself as a Dom means yes. Yes she is supposed to be the only one hunting.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:45:18 2018 No.18945109 >>18945105 >Yes, they are. You don't know shit anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:45:50 2018 No.18945114 >>18945109 I'm disturbed by your playful answers to his serious posts

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:45:56 2018 No.18945115 File: 72 KB, 740x770, 1292018927601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945089 That's definitely putting a positive spin on the ol' "retard strength."

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:46:16 2018 No.18945117 >>18945051 But what if she wants to fuck me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:46:55 2018 No.18945125 >>18945089 Anon, having more chromosomes doesn't make you more powerful.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:47:01 2018 No.18945126 >>18945117 Daughter fuckers are not mentally well.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:47:12 2018 No.18945128 >>18945105 But aside from KDF and a couple outliers, we're not interested in fucking a 5 year old. We want our adult (or nearly adult) daughters.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:47:24 2018 No.18945130 >>18945114 >not knowing a KDF when you see one

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:47:31 2018 No.18945131 >>18945085 Going for her. Would hunt her for the sake of it if need be

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:47:57 2018 No.18945133 >>18945130 I avoid all knowledge of thread-celebs

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:48:33 2018 No.18945135 >>18945117 Then you have failed as a father.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:48:36 2018 No.18945136 >>18945050 Eastern European Yeti masseuse will fix you right up

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:49:46 2018 No.18945143 >>18945089 If incest resulted in stronger children, then Charles II of Spain would've become the God-Emperor of Mankind.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:50:47 2018 No.18945150 >>18945143 Too cerebral for these threads

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:51:01 2018 No.18945151 >>18945050 I'd be interested in a shirohebi massage. The way they scatter DE from their hands looks like a pleasant sensation.

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:51:24 2018 No.18945155

>>18945131
If you take her offer then you're going to have to watch every corner to make sure you don't get ambushed by a member of her 7 strong tribe.
They're just her sisters but they all have enough "practice" with "toys" to rock your world apart individually.

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:51:26 2018 No.18945156

>>18944786
>be young Anon
>make a living by streaming Runescape to an audience of young and desperately horny MGs
>wear low-cut V neck shirts, make sure to casually stand up and show some butt, the whole thing
>fellow humies call you a camwhore but you don't care
>it's easy and the money is good
>one day hear the bell ringing
>roll your eyes while the chat starts spamming emotes
>last time you got swatted the officers spent a loooong time trying to get your number and performed an exorbitant amount of patdowns
>leaning lazily against the door, you ask who it is
>"D-delivery for Anon" a very young, squeaky voice answers
>"Of what"
>"P-pussy, lol"
>wait, did she say "lol" out loud?
>you peek through the peephole, spotting a tiny werecat wearing a shirt with your face on it
>oh god no, not a fan
>at least it's a kid this time, you can tell them to fuck off
>as soon as you open the door, she tackles you face first against your crotch
>"NOW, GO" she screams
>you turn your head in a panic, just in time to spot a massive, definetly not young werewolf charge you from behind, quickly subduing you and dragging you to your room
>goddamit, they teamed up
>the werecat excitely jumps for the camera, your chat is probably going crazy now
>"WOOOO YEAH!!! POGCHAMP, RAISE YOUR DONGERS CHAT!!"
>she starts dabbing for the stream, thankfully your other captor and soon to be rapist blinds you with a faceful of musky wolf ass
>the thought of losing your virginity to these dorks fills you with revulsion, but the smell of unwashed dog and the clumsy touch of the catgirl seems to be working for your little friend
>your rape is broadcasted live to an audience of thousands, easily the most watched stream of the day
>the site staff feature the highlights and even add a free emote of your o-face, fucking assholes
>under MGC law, you are married to your two fans and now they are part of your stream
>werecat can't stop spewing memes, you only manage to silence her by shoving your cock in her mouth
>werewolf has a serious exhibitionism fetish and insists on frequent threesomes, that your other wife is happy to be a part of
such is the life of a camwhore

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:51:33 2018 No.18945157 >>18945117 Yes, or what if you come home to find your waifu has your daughteru tied up on her lap, holding her little legs open for you in invitation? What about that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:52:50 2018 No.18945165 >>18944531 You like the kind that can do pull ups with their tails, huh? >>18945151 I want a wight massage. Can you imagine how relaxing that would be?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:53:00 2018 No.18945166 >>18945151 She'd probably oil you up and then wrap you in her coils, applying pressure in all the right places to make your fatigue and pain just drift away. You'll also cum buckets, but that's to be expected.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:53:12 2018 No.18945169 >>18945105 >a boy her own age But everyone knows lolis are for boys older than themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:53:23 2018 No.18945171 >>18945155 Anon, if it means I get her and them, I’ll keep going till they’re too exhausted to do anything by the time they reach me

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:53:35 2018 No.18945173 >>18945169 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:53:46 2018 No.18945174 File: 407 KB, 763x913, 27187574_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945051 Not a problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:54:01 2018 No.18945178 >>18945143 I'm specifically talking about monster girls, not 3D. KC has said that incest is objectively good for your offspring because something something distillation of spirit energy. I dunno man I'm not a fucking doctor.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:54:22 2018 No.18945181 >>18945136 MGs with heavy accents are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:55:28 2018 No.18945190 >>18945165 I still have that Wight scalp massage greentext somewhere

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:55:30 2018 No.18945191 >>18945181 Especially if its an unexpected accent. Like an Anubis with a scottish accent.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:55:50 2018 No.18945194 >>18945173 Even the lolis know it's true.

Anonymous Wed May 2 22:56:51 2018 No.18945201

>>18945171
>Anon leads a High Orc and her Orc sisters on a chase all across MGC.
>By the time they finally catch him they're all exhausted and dogpile him to keep him from running.
>When anon wakes up he's back in his apartment with eight busty beauties in his bed and his dick rested comfortably between the sleeping High Orc's titanic titties.
>They're awake not long after that because anon couldn't keep himself from violently titfucking them in their sleep.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:56:56 2018 No.18945203 >>18945181 Yep, give me my Russian, Indian, and Chinese jinkos

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:56:58 2018 No.18945204 >>18945178 It's fucked up and that's just a shitty justification

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:57:05 2018 No.18945205 >>18945191 >Anubis with a Scottish accent Who wields a katana and trains you to fight against the Kurgan?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:57:42 2018 No.18945209 File: 92 KB, 320x321, xVaQQcd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945178 >pandering to daughter fuckers Just once I wish KC would put his foot down when confronted with degeneracy

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:58:06 2018 No.18945210 >>18945201 The beast, although I must say. >Apartment I have a house! Although it may be small for all of us

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:58:38 2018 No.18945213 >>18945178 If he said "cuckoldry makes you stronger" or some shit would you suddenly be okay with that?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:58:49 2018 No.18945214 You know, if you really think about it, a father is the first male friend a daughteru will ever have, technically he's her childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:59:35 2018 No.18945219 >>18945213 KC hates NTR remember?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:59:51 2018 No.18945221 >>18945209 >>18945213 If I remember correctly, that was confirmed before the daughteru dickers showed up.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 22:59:56 2018 No.18945224 >>18945190 Can I have it? I've got some ASMR it would be great with.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:00:50 2018 No.18945230 >>18945178 More of a "not explicitly bad for them, but if you don't want it then whatever" kind of handwaving. God, why are you all so bad at this? It's porn. Enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:01:13 2018 No.18945234 File: 418 KB, 1146x1600, No escape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because everybody likes a stalker

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:01:18 2018 No.18945236 >>18945210 Don't worry, anon. Your new wives would build additions to your house.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:02:36 2018 No.18945246 File: 278 KB, 850x508, pizzacat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945209 That picture is illegal, I ask you remove it immediately.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:03:20 2018 No.18945252 >>18945236 That’s good, because my new wives are going to be carrying little ones soon. Lord can only imagine what pregnancy will do to their chests

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:04:18 2018 No.18945258 >>18945224 >>16426283 Punch that into the archives for the start of the relevant conversation

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:05:10 2018 No.18945265 >>18945178 Wasn't it because she was getting big amounts of SE ever since she was little? She wouldn't be stronger because of incest, she'd be stronger because of regular sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:06:53 2018 No.18945273 >>18945246 How long would it take you to give up and just fuck those asses until they stopped moving and you could drag out the unconscious cum-drunk Cheshires they're attached to to make them your wives?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:08:15 2018 No.18945279 >>18945252 They'll be bumped up at least two cup sizes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:08:57 2018 No.18945282 >>18945273 >implying they weren't your wives already and you were all doing a chessy pizza porno roleplay

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:10:00 2018 No.18945285 >>18945204 Shitty justification or not, it does fit with established rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:11:24 2018 No.18945293 >>18945279 >Spoiler Good, because they’ll at least need those two to feed the kids and satisfy the groping

Anonymous Wed May 2 23:11:35 2018 No.18945294

>>18945230
We do try to enjoy it.
But think of this imagebord as a conference, people step up to the stage and spout ideas
What would you rather see:

>Upstanding tom who wants to be big spooned by a hellhound?
>Dave the lurker standing up and saying he likes reptile girls?
>Shyboy fred who would just make a cookies for devil bugs if meant he got some love
>Or daughter dicker Keith who jumps up and down shouting about how he would lick the shit out of his daughters asshole while he masturbates to his wife fucking a gorilla

Yes I know the last one's extreme, but the point is that just because the floor is open for you to say what you want, doesn't meant everyone else have to like it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:14:26 2018 No.18945310 >>18945191 SCOTLAND FOREVER

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:15:27 2018 No.18945314 >>18945039 Is there an app that replaces Horitomo with a better artist?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:16:50 2018 No.18945323 File: 115 KB, 941x1328, 5uLSOO2W643AYOAyyzSYaLGsh2yGM0JDav_yjJPube0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that there is only one valid way to deal with daughter dickers.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:17:41 2018 No.18945326 >>18945294 >What would you rather see: Just tom Fred sounds like a faggot and Dave sounds like a scalie And Keith sounds like the darkness claimed KDF

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:18:06 2018 No.18945328 >>18945323 Sticking it in cat ass? I don’t see how that will help

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:18:20 2018 No.18945331 >>18945323 By fucking their daughters before they do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:18:42 2018 No.18945333 >>18945294 I'd rather tolerate all things in reasonable moderation. But sometimes it seems like /pol/ is breathing down our necks what with daughter-dicking more acceptable than Yuri, which is mainstream. That's like scat supplanting anal.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:19:45 2018 No.18945340 >>18945326 Why you talkin about dudes. You a homo?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:19:55 2018 No.18945342 File: 43 KB, 473x349, 1525150507798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945323 releasing all that sexual tension in cat girls?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:20:24 2018 No.18945343 File: 104 KB, 1158x819, 1481024499755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna cuddle with a hotdog in a tank after an intense battle!

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:20:36 2018 No.18945344 >>18945333 I’m ok with DD over yuri Yuri fags are unstable drama queens

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:21:17 2018 No.18945349 File: 603 KB, 1057x1500, drunk spiders.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A coffee shop ran by spiders would be great

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:22:25 2018 No.18945354 >>18945344 As compared to daughteru dickers? Not saying I'm ok with yurifags because I'm definitely not, but come on anon,

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:23:44 2018 No.18945357 >>18945340 YOU SAYIN' I LIKE DUDES? It was one of those "who would you rather listen to?" sort of things

Anonymous Wed May 2 23:24:22 2018 No.18945361

>in the park one day
>see a little boy visibly lost and afraid
>you go up and ask him if he needs help finding his mom or something
>"Get lost, buddy. I'm trying to pick up Cakes here."
>realize you're talking to a grown man who took a shota potion and walk off

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:24:32 2018 No.18945365 >>18945357 Well do ya?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:24:47 2018 No.18945369 >>18945354 Dude wants to dick his daughters, whatever. Only issue with this topic is there’s a name with drama attached That mouse guy does it and there’s no issue there. If anything I get more irritated by latex

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:26:26 2018 No.18945377 >>18945369 Why, you have a latex allergy?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:26:40 2018 No.18945381 How do you convince a maid to relax every once in a while?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:27:56 2018 No.18945388 >>18945381 Hire a second maid

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:28:26 2018 No.18945390 >>18945381 Tie her to the bed.

Anonymous Wed May 2 23:28:48 2018 No.18945392

>>18945294
To be fair, Keith would be interesting in a watching in a trashfire sort of way.
>Man spouts crap about daughter dicking and getting cucked by animals
>Security pulls him away telling him he's at the wrong conference and that the /d one is 3 halls down

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:29:28 2018 No.18945398 >>18945377 No, I just find it an overhyped material for sex clothes. Lace w/ silk or even baggy shirts with underwear are better

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:30:21 2018 No.18945407 File: 667 KB, 1030x1200, Griffon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18945365 I know what I like I like women

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:34:28 2018 No.18945437 >>18945388 That'll just make her work twice as hard if she thinks she's being replaced!

Anonymous Wed May 2 23:37:13 2018 No.18945447

>>18945388
Have you ever heard of what happens when you put 2 betta fish in a tank? The same thing applies to maids.
>>18945390
That would just make her more excited.
>>18945381
What you need to do is tell your maid to do a task that will take a while and isn't physically straining. I usually ask her to organize my collection of maid-focused hentai. It usually takes her an hour and she seems really relaxed after she finishes. Something else you could do is have her go shopping. I need to send my kiki to the store soon, I keep running out of underwear for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:39:09 2018 No.18945458 >>18945447 They rip eachother to shreds? What if you hired 2 shoggoths?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:41:29 2018 No.18945467 >>18945458 You now have one shoggoth with split personality disorder.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:42:12 2018 No.18945469 >>18945458 >2 shoggoths I would assume they would fuse into 1 maid. Unless the 2nd maid was actually a copy of the first and she's just messing with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:42:37 2018 No.18945471 >>18945437 What if I give her tight hug and tell her that she'll never be replaced?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:44:09 2018 No.18945479 >>18945471 She'd probably see it as insincere, seeing as... you already did try to replace her, in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:46:15 2018 No.18945488 >>18945471 Then she works extra hard to show how much she appreciates your love! For a while anyway, until she finally feels secure. Maids sure are a handful sometimes, but they are worth it in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 2 23:48:28 2018 No.18945501 >>18942691 Thin! How'd she end up like that? >Genetically perfect Science is a wonderful thing, huh.

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