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The yama is very hungry, but she wants to make the right choice. What shall she do?

>> No.18937507
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18937507

Ask her best subordinate.

>> No.18937528

>>18937390
eat spaghetti instead yama

>> No.18937783

>>18937528
Why spaghetti?

>> No.18937958

>>18937783
spaghetti is best

>> No.18938287

>>18937958
But what if I don’t want spaghetti?

>> No.18938335
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>>18938287
This isn't about you. This is about the yama.

>> No.18938342

>>18938287
you're not the yama so who cares

>> No.18938448

>>18938342
>>18938335
Then I will pardon my gluttonous ass aside

>> No.18940072
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18940072

How dare the yama get disrespected on the Jay!

>> No.18940076
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>> No.18940779

>>18940076
Why is she embarrassed?

>> No.18940844

>>18937390
She shouldn't eat sweets if she's hungry

>> No.18942568

>>18940844
Why not? Sweets are delicious!

>> No.18943050

>>18942568
Yes, but they’re not filling, and can lead you to become hungry once again

>> No.18943091

Yama should eat something nice and healthy, like a salad. Eating sweets on an empty stomach is bad.

>> No.18943448

banzai

>> No.18944494

>>18943448
It’s danzai, not banzai!

>> No.18944570

>>18944494
i did it on purpose

>> No.18944579
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18944579

>>18937390
she should eat both so her legs get plump so she can choke me with them

>> No.18944583

>>18944579
Going wrasslin with the yama and sniffing her!

>> No.18944586

>>18944579
>>18944583
disgusting nigger fartfags

>> No.18944640

>>18944586
It’s not for that shit you idiot. It’s for smelling her naval

>> No.18945517
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18945517

The yama has become friendly with reimu

>> No.18946984

>>18943091
A salad is a logical choice, but there’s no salads in the area

>> No.18946999
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18946999

>>18937390
eat the flan

>> No.18947002

>>18944586
Watch your language young man.

>> No.18947072

>>18944586
fag

>> No.18947201

>>18946999
How low did she stoop to get a job like that?

>> No.18947414

>>18944640
you are totally into shit and scat you disgusting freak
>>18947002
or what mmmh

>> No.18949787

>>18947414
Who r u quoting?

>> No.18950559
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>>18949787

>> No.18950738
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>>18937390
Does the Yama eat ass?

>> No.18951357

Thread smells like ass.

>> No.18951387

>>18951357
Eiki didn’t deserve this

>> No.18951410
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>>18951387
Oh yes she does.

>> No.18951419

>>18951410
Enough with the gap hag

>> No.18952312

>>18950738
The yama would not dare to eat someone else’s rear

>> No.18952669
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18952669

The yama is falling asleep....

>> No.18954008

Would Shiki find sports interesting?

>> No.18956386
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>> No.18956475

>>18947201
It's punishment for screwing up a verdict. Hell is weird.

>> No.18956760

>>18956475
So she has to do that? That’s a pretty fair punishment though

>> No.18956784
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18956784

>>18956760
Yeah. Fair, but still weird.
Kinda wish it was something harsher, though. There are still thinks you can't do to maid cafe Eiki.

>> No.18956889

>>18956784
Maid cafe eiki will be very kind but don’t harass her at all!

>> No.18956968

>>18937390
Both are equally good, so she will starve like Buridan's ass.

>> No.18957780

So far in the thread people have called her:
"Shiki"
"Eiki"
"Yama"

Does anybody call her "Xana" or "Du"?

>> No.18958000

>>18951357
And that's a good thing!

>> No.18958009

>>18957780
no? Yama Xanadu is "the judge of paradise" Why would someone call her paradise?

>> No.18958184

>>18958009
If I refer to someone as paradise, that itself sounds pretty weird

>> No.18958246
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18958246

>>18957780
Yabba dabba doo.

>> No.18958329
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>>18956889
As much as I talk up nasty lewd things, you're probably right. I'd much rather be the one customer who doesn't try to flirt or feel her up. I want to be the one bright spot in Eiki's day!

>> No.18958390
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>>18958329
You're a fucking pussy lmao I'd grab her by the pussy and manhandle her until I get kicked out.

>> No.18959328

>>18958390
Judgement boobie!

>> No.18959333
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>> No.18961378

>>18959333
Cute glasses

>> No.18964335
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18964335

Friends!

>> No.18965132

>>18958390
That’s a disgusting eiki

>> No.18965136

>>18965132
cute*

>> No.18967635

>>18965136
There’s nothing cute about those breasts

>> No.18968894

>>18967635
yes

>> No.18970775
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18970775

Reminder to never sin. Or else Eiki will have to punish you by sitting on your face!

>> No.18970805
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18970805

>>18970775
What sins do I need to commit so that I can violently rape and mindbreak her?

>> No.18970968
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>>18970805
I don't think you understand how this works.

>> No.18971464

>>18970805
You cannot get those. The more sins you commit, the more the yama tortures you

>> No.18971483

>>18971464
She could be sitting on your face for hours!

>> No.18972009

>>18971483
nice, i will commit a sin then

>> No.18972050 [DELETED] 

>>18971483
>>18970775
You guys don't get it either. She's the judge, not the executioner. She doesn't carry out punishment herself, that's oni work. And not those nice, pretty oni either, we're talking big, horrible monsters.

>> No.18972055
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>>18971483
>>18970775
You guys don't get it either. She's the judge, not the executioner. She doesn't carry out punishment herself, that's oni work. And not those nice, pretty oni you might be thinking of, we're talking horrible monsters.

>> No.18972088

>>18970775
I want to be Eiki's personal toilet!

>> No.18972314 [SPOILER] 
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18972314

The yama is unsatisfied with our shallow praise of her.

>> No.18972532

>>18943091
Salad isn't particularly healthy.
Ideally she should eat a fatty steak, or fish.

>> No.18973685

>>18972314
I love shiki though!

>> No.18974950
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>> No.18975625
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>> No.18975743

>>18975625
delicious kneepits

>> No.18976525

>>18975625
Dangerous position for eiki to be in right now

>> No.18976542
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18976542

>>18976525
Be polite and don't look.

>> No.18976572

>>18975625
I like seeing women just...doing things. Too often it's a pose or a bust, that's no fun.
Thank you for braving twitter or wherever for this stuff, and fuck the artist for thinking that's a good place to post his work.

>> No.18976619
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>>18976572
>Thank you for braving twitter or wherever for this stuff, and fuck the artist for thinking that's a good place to post his work.
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23%E6%B7%B1%E5%A4%9C%E3%81%AE%E7%9C%9F%E5%89%A3%E3%81%8A%E7%B5%B5%E6%8F%8F%E3%81%8D60%E5%88%86%E4%B8%80%E6%9C%AC%E5%8B%9D%E8%B2%A0&src=savs
Save everything while you can.

>> No.18976791

>>18976619
Twitter is fine if you find artists and avoid all the garbage that clutters the system. It’s a good way to follow artists and what they’re doing at times, even if it’s nonsensical and you could fork over some cash for a pixiv account

>> No.18976844

>>18976791
You have to pay for a pixiv account?

>> No.18976883
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18976883

>>18976619
God, most of it's crap too. Not worth it.

>> No.18976954

>>18976844
iirc, you have to sign in and make an account to have all the goodies for pixiv

>> No.18976984

>>18976954
Yeah, and that's free. There's a premium account thing you can buy, but I don't think it does much besides letting you sort searches by popularity.

>> No.18977029

>>18976984
Then that’s all. It’s still a gateway to pixiv and it’s artists, which isn’t necessarily terrible but it has its purpose.

>> No.18977663

>>18976883
Not everything is going to be a perfect drawing, but that’s the quality you’d get from twitter

>> No.18978017

What kind of weird name is Yamaxanadu anyway.
Who names their child this way?

>> No.18978040

>>18978017
It's a title, not a name.

>> No.18980076

>>18978017
That sounds very nice to have as a title moreless then a name

>> No.18983005
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18983005

Eiki Shiki, Yabadabadu

>> No.18983571

>>18983005
Laughed out loud'd

>> No.18987102

>>18983005
Great joke

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18990037

Is she the most beautiful judge?

>> No.18990047
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>>18990037
Nah.

>> No.18990225

>>18990047
Should the two fight then?

>> No.18990309

>>18990225
No, the two should married and judge other for all of eternity.

>> No.18991831

>>18990309
But the yama has komachi!

>> No.18991911

>>18991831
komachi is my paizuri slave dude

>> No.18991923
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>>18991831
That's right.

>>18991911
That's wrong.

>> No.18992823

>>18991911
Komachi cannot be yours

>> No.18994183
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Officers in crime

>> No.18997010
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>>18994183
Fuck the police!

>> No.18997674

>>18997010
Rude

>> No.18998834
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18998834

She’s waiting for you

>> No.18998857

>>18998834
I'm not dead yet.

>> No.18999460

>>18998857
Are you sure?

>> No.19001174
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>>18998834
Is she possessed? She doesn't look herself.

>> No.19002787

>>19001174
She doesn’t seem possessed to me

>> No.19002806

>>19002787
Her eyes are strange, and this isn't at all how she normally acts. Hypnotized, maybe?

>> No.19003035

>>19002806
Potentially from something else...

>> No.19005131
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Wakaru!

>> No.19005650

>>19001174
I want that waffle

>> No.19005675
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>>19005650
Too bad.

>> No.19005918

>>19005675
Noooooo not the rod of remorse!

>> No.19008476
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Do not die the yama!

>> No.19008515
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>>19008476
Is that even possible? Who judges the judge?

>> No.19008517

>>18937390
Metal shouldn't be this relaxing.

Thread Theme as thank you for all of Eiki's hard work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8IrZnXSSY

>> No.19008534

>>19008517
Her theme is great when mixed well. How would eiki preform in a band though?

>> No.19008540

>>19008515
THE JUDGE!!!!

>> No.19008542

>>19008534
Greatly. She has an ear for details in the Court of Law. She may as well have an ear for music as well if she isn't taking a case. People only die so often in Gensokyo.

>> No.19008582

massaging the yama's legs and feet

>> No.19008588

>>19008582
But she sits a majority of her days?

>> No.19008621

>>19008542
So she’d do well in a band with most likely komachi. But what type of video games would eiki want to play?

>> No.19008640

>>19008588
i'll massage her butt then so she doesn't get a hernia

>> No.19008771
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>>18997010
Your proposal is acceptable.

>> No.19008823

>>19008640
Komachi does that already.

>> No.19008837

>>18997010
I want to hug Komachi and Eiki in that picture!

>> No.19008839

>>19008621
RPG, JRPG
Anything with choices.
She'll probably go the good guy route every time and be put in very taxing situations when you face options such as killing one to another, Like the Imperials and Stormcloaks in TESV, but more emotion, depth and relations to the characters in general.
Her attiude would eventually drive her to having to do actions in game that she didn't want to do in the first place, but has to do anyways. It could impact her work and maker her addicted to RPGs/JRPGs and maybe change her way of thinking and being ever so slightly more merciful to those she comes in contact with when she has to judge their souls and send them to hell or something else she has to do.

>> No.19008844

>>19008837
:D

>> No.19008845

>>19008839
Maybe games with tough moral decisions like Life Is Strange and Spec Ops: The Line too?

>> No.19008879

>>19008839
Why wouldn’t she play a game like ace attorney or danganrompa?

>> No.19008888
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19008888

>>19008534
Eiki would do the vocals, obviously.

>> No.19009058

>>19008879
Too similar to her acatual job which can sometimes be fustrating for some people because they'll constantly be thinking and talking about how it isn't accurate or is prohibited for x reasons or other stuff.

>>19008845
Yeah.
She ends up depressed in games like LiS since there is no real "happy ending" no matter which way you go.
I can imagine her having fun in that game though. Small insight into a students life without the mountains of studying or procrastination.

>> No.19009136

>>19009058
Fair point. I could see her hating the actions done in those games, and the positions they’d take. Maybe she’d play some runescape to pass time or even final fantasy out of boredom. She seems like one who likes to grind and enjoy RPG’s as said earlier

>> No.19009409

>>19009136
Yeah
Eiki!
Shiki Eiki!

>> No.19010031

>>19008771
>>18997010
But who first?

>> No.19010101
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>>19008621
I doubt that Yama would engage in any pointless activity like playing video games.

>> No.19010123

>>19010101
This. Eiki spends most of her free time lecturing people to try and keep them out of hell. She's really selfless like that, but I wish she'd be more selfish sometimes. Nobody deserves to be rewarded more than her, after all.

>> No.19010292

>>19010123
just eat her out man

>> No.19011769

>>19010101
You think so? Even the yama would get bored at times, so she’d want to pass the time at least.

>> No.19012626

>>18937390
donuts it have carbs and fat
very filling

>> No.19014342
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CEASE.

>> No.19014362 [SPOILER] 
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>>19014342
>to seriously consider the applicable methodology of the disgraced former Yama of Xanadu.
>get better get-go

>> No.19014423

>>19014362
I don't know who you are quoting, but where did you get this pic of me

>> No.19016075

>>19014342
AND DESIST.

>> No.19017709

>>19014342
Take my hand eiki, and guide me to somewhere better

>> No.19018564
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19018564

The Yama looks much sexier and more attractive than her usual self today

>> No.19018586

>>19018564
She’s going to rip the yamas outfit! Yukarin is too fat to wear such an set of clothes!

>> No.19018601
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19018601

>>19018586
Yukari will not return Yama's clothes until it is stretched beyond repair and drenched in the pungent smell of cum.

>> No.19018655

>>19018601
That’s just wrong. Might as well give her clothes to komachi, who isn’t a busted hag like yukarin

>> No.19018674

>>19018655
Yama will grow to like it more and more until she succumbs to the stench of cock and begs Yukari that she has a taste.

>> No.19018691
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>>19018674
The yama is too refined to care about such filth like semen and the stench of cock.

>> No.19018705

>>19018691
No one can beat the cock,th yama is no exception.

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>>19018691
Those things will penetrate the Yama's mind as much as her wanting dripping holes.

>> No.19018715

>>19018705
She can fend herself much better than the others

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>> No.19019034

>>19019026
That's the facial expression Shiki will have when she's begging for cock.

>> No.19019679

>>19019026
Why is she blushing like that?

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>>19018564
There is nothing sexy nor attractive about that image. She looks like a slut and an idiot and didn't even get the outfit right.

>>19018674
>>19018691
>>19018705
>>19018714
>>19018715
Didn't we just do this? Please don't stir up my fantasies again.

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>>19019940
Your resistance is as well as Shiki's against the cock. She will start to beg for it like a dog without dignity before long. Then we'll see who looks like an idiot.

>> No.19020107

>>19020088
>as well
as weak*. Sorry got too excited.

>> No.19020180
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>>19020088
If Yukari still looks like that, then her, no question. Look at her pit stubble! Gross.
And cut that mind break bullshit out. Truly disgusting taste. Whoa hey, caught me the fucking Yama, what an incredible feat, let's immediately break her! Jesus. You're like a toddler who just got a new toy and the first the he does with it is smash it to pieces against the floor, probably screaming like a retard the whole time.

>> No.19020238
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>>19020180
>Look at her pit stubble! Gross.
And you call me a toddler? Ironic.
>who just got a new toy
Which is what Shiki will be to the faceless village men who will plunge countless number of cocks and inject uncountably many litres of cum into her.

>> No.19020339

>>19020107
Good.

>>19020238
You're god damn right I call you a toddler. Hey look, in the world of 2D we can have all these unrealistically beautiful women with no flaws and perfect features, the ideal image of femininity. Lets fuck that up by adding some gross reality to it! Man, actually, it's super fitting that this would be your taste. Explains a lot.

Oh no, you're not squirming out of this.
"Before long?" No, no, no, NO, absolutely not. You wanna break Shiki, either partially or completely? Fuck you if it's the latter, but either way, you draw that shit out over the course of several days, weeks, MONTHS! Even if you could just snap her sanity like a twig, which I doubt, why the fuck would you? Savor it, enjoy it, play with and cherish your toy, don't just smash it. Or what, are you one of those absolute dipshits who ONLY cares about the end result?

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>>19020339
Wow a few posts and I've already mindbroken this anon into a spazzing frenzy. Can't imagine how difficult it is to mindbreak Shiki desu.

>> No.19020372

>>19020352
I'm not broken, dumbass, just mad at your incorrect taste.

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>>19020372
>I'm not broken
Yeah that's what they all say. Back to your cage now little boy.

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>>19020396
When it'd be wrong to say so that's what literally none of them say. And no that "It doesn't feel good at all!" shit doesn't count, they're not broken yet. If I was broken I wouldn't be able to type.

...you're not going to play along, are you? Not interested in actually having a back and forth about this, just wanna stir shit up. I bet you don't even like sexual torture and mind break.
God, forget it. I was going to write some Eiki smut today, but..no, no, forget it, moment's gone.

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>>19020436
You love this don't you?

>> No.19020494

>>19020468
Nah. Too base and crude.

>> No.19021114

Don't Eiki's thread with this garbage please.

>> No.19021272
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>>19021114
You're right, I'm sorry.

>> No.19023808
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>> No.19023827

smelly Yama feet

>> No.19029714

Eiki will send every last one of you to hell.
Why is her thread on page 10?

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>>19029714
Neglecting Eiki's thread is not a sin. Please don't send people to hell just because they upset you, Eiki, that's a pretty serious crime.

>> No.19030505
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Eiki is being bullied by her subordinate again

>> No.19030639

>>19029714
It got too fetishy and weird. Those two guys really killed the fun atmosphere for me.

>> No.19030690
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I really like dark blue Yama.

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Bad /jp/sies get sent straight to hell!
Goodbye!!

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>>19030505
That happens a lot. Eiki just don't know how to deal with her. She shouts and yells and lectures, which works for the moment, but it never sticks.
What do, /jp/?

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>>19030639
You really shouldn't let barely a dozen posts spoil your fun, anon. Gotta get thicker skin.

>> No.19040065

>>19033121
That’s a very dangerous position for the yama to be in

>> No.19041564
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SHE HAS THE POWER

>> No.19041634
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>>19041564
And yet nobody listens to her. Why?

>> No.19041811

>>19041634
Maybe because they like to live a bit risky

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>>19041811
What risk? If the Yama says you gotta stop this or you'll go to hell, then if you don't stop that you'll go to hell. No risk, no chance, only absolute certainty.
And yet people blow her off. Why!?

>> No.19041862

>>19041856
They’re defiant as well. No real understanding of a punishment. They fear no judgement, even if it’s harsh

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>>19041862
Hm. So that's the problem? Maybe Eiki should arrange tours or brief, one-day stays in Hell for particularly problematic folks. Is that legal? Or even possible? Hell is a difficult place to leave even for most of it's employees, dunno if mortals would be able to just walk in an dout.

>> No.19042205

>>19041893
It’s legal to consult with the consent of those being prosecuted, so eiki has the right to do so to those being trialed

>> No.19043794
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What is she going to do with the komachi doll?

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>>19043794
Play with it? Treasure it? I think you're looking for a certain answer, but I don't know what it is.

>>19044391
What's wrong, Yamaxanadu?

>> No.19046272

>>18937390

Send the jelly to hell.

>> No.19048031

>>19046272
YOU WOULDNT!

>> No.19049433
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Sshhhhh, the judge is sleeping

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>>19049433

>> No.19053021

>>19051863
KOISHI YOU IDIOT

>> No.19053794 [SPOILER]  [DELETED] 
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ShikiEiki is a good girl.

>> No.19053858

>>19053794
She does not wear diapers

>> No.19057020
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Eiki brings it back old school

>> No.19057423
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>> No.19059749

>>19057423
I just want Eiki to sit on my face as she reads off every sin I've committed in my life.

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>>19059749

I want Eiki to sit on my lap while demanding me to stand motionless

>> No.19060737

>>19059749
That would be pretty embarrassing

>> No.19061684
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How would these two get along?

>> No.19063222

>>19060737
Once she gets to the point where I discovered masturbation it would get pretty excessive.

>> No.19063573

>>19063222
So she just belts off the sins you did at a faster rate the more furious your masturbation is?

>> No.19065225
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Eiki and komachi seem different today

>> No.19065855

>>19063573
More so it'll just take a loooong time if she counts each load wasted. She'll be sitting on your face for awhile.

>> No.19065927

>>19063222
Why would Eiki count masturbation as a sin?

>> No.19065959
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>>19065927
It's a lewd, obscene, and degenerate thing to do.

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>>19065959
>degenerate
Stop pretending that Eiki is your average American mom.

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>>19065927
I hate this misconception.
Eiki cannot "count" something as a sin. What is and isn't sinful is already decided upon, Eiki just looks at the list and sees if there's any hits. If it was any other way there'd be no point to teaching what is and isn't sinful.

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>>19066005
Okay sorry

>> No.19066046

>>19066014
Alright but who said that masturbation is a sin? Old Asian cultures didn't have a problem with masturbation, or did they?

>> No.19066611

>>19066014
She doesn’t care about mercy. Eiki is the law indeed

>> No.19066880

>>19066005
Eiki is no american mother like figure. She’d be like a normal Japanese mother regardless

>> No.19067737

>>19066046
Masturbation is considered wrong in most society’s due to religion. I’m assuming that this happened because of Buddhists, and them finding it a way to block out nirvana

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Does Eiki feel pleasure from punishing sinners to hell?

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>>19068454
No. The opposite, actually.

>> No.19068831
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Why is she so perfect /jp/?

>> No.19069211
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>>19068831
She's not.

>> No.19069619

>>19068454
She doesn’t get pleasure unless they absolutely deserved it

>> No.19072382

>>19068831
She’s perfect when she doesn’t have those breasts

>> No.19072490
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>>19068454
Do you think regular judges does? After years it probably becomes a chore.

>> No.19073015

>>19072490
Eiki probably lost all joy for it possibly, but who knows? Maybe she finds pleasure in this stuff

>> No.19074449
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On the riverside

>> No.19074458

>>19074449
how much would i have to pay setz to draw nude komachi

>> No.19074516
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>>19068454
If she did it I doubt that she would stay as a yama.

>> No.19075867

>>19074458
About a lot of money, or not

>> No.19075935

>>19074458

two kosken

>> No.19076030

>>18942568
Sweets will also give Yama a fat ass and Type 2 Diabeetus.
Now do you really want her to get the beetus?

>> No.19077034

>>19076030
Can I get the fat ass without the diabetes?

>> No.19077205

>>19074458
I'm pretty sure he already did that. Now you just have to convince him to send you a copy.

>> No.19079553

>>19074516
Why does a judge need such nice legs?

>> No.19080733

>>19079553
So you can look on something nice before she banish your ass into hell.

>> No.19080825
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>> No.19080841
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I want to marry the Yama.

>> No.19081033

>>19080841
You can’t. I already did

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>>19079553
She doesn't "need" them, she just has them. What kind of question is that?

>> No.19082492

>>19081209
I want to spin Eiki around until she yells at me

>> No.19085104
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wow, this picture is very lewd huh? I hope no one masturbates to it

>> No.19085118

>>19085104
Shiki is being very risky here. What if those hands move away?

>> No.19085149
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>>19085104
Eiki's repressed sexual frustration is reaching critical mass. Please, someone help her before she snaps and does something she'll latter regret.

>> No.19085856

>>19085149
Then she should just go for what makes her subordinate so sexy

>> No.19086024
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>>19085856
And just what would that be?

>> No.19086112

>>19086024
BIG
FAT
TITTIES

>> No.19086176

>>19086112
You can’t just slap titties onto eiki and call it a day. She needs thighs and ass more than the tits. Her size makes her perfect for the best legs

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>>19086112
Oh, of course. She'll just grow pair of big fat tits, at will. She can do that. And I'm sure that will solve her sexual frustration instantly.
You fucking idiot.

>> No.19086647

the yama's feet on my face

>> No.19087758

>>19086647
That’s wrong though

>> No.19087949

>>19086602
Big tits on the yama doesn’t work at all. She’s too small of a body to have them and not hag like to obtain them

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>>19087949
Correct.

>> No.19088838

>>19086647
Only if her butt is on mine.

>> No.19089467

>>18937390
Eat ass, like always.

>> No.19090995

>>19087758
what's wrong with wanting to be the yama's footstool

>> No.19093810

>>19090995
It just seems to be very uncomfortable

>> No.19094292

>>19066005
No matter where i go.
No matter where i look.
I am always disconnected.
Touhou is one of the last happy things.
And even then. I am still disconnected.
What the fuck.

>> No.19094298

Stop posting rage inducing stuff for Eiki.
It's generally bad or your HP.
>>18949787
Shit. Thanks for the laugh.

>> No.19096608

>>19094298
Sorry for what?

>> No.19100343
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Welcome hell fits shiki very well, don’t you think?

>> No.19102802
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Between the thunder

>> No.19103337
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Would you live a more righteous life for Eiki-sama, /jp/?

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>>19103337
I would try, but I'm not sure if I can meet the standards for Heaven. They seem so strict.

>> No.19104970

>>19103337
I would gladly do so for eiki

>> No.19106789

>>19104026
Heaven isn’t so strict once you keep trying your best

>> No.19108798
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19108798

Deito with Eiki?

>> No.19109002

>>19108798

I don't know about that, it might turn into an interrogation

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>>19109002
Be resolute and lecture her right back. She'd never expect that. Knock her off her feet! That's what dates are all about!

>> No.19112107

>>19109592
Do not paizuri the enma

>> No.19112125

>>19112107
How about buttjobs?

>> No.19113114

>>19112125
Maybe. Depends on her mood

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>> No.19113331
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>>19113276
Garter straps are lewd as hell.

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>>19113331
Yes.

>> No.19113396
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>> No.19115319

>>19113276
>>19113331
>>19113359

Don't lewd the judge it'll send you to hell

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>> No.19116296

>>19115319
It’s a punishment you’ll receive after pleasuring her with your semen

>> No.19118374

>>19113396
Lil babu enma

>> No.19118433
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>>18937390
fuse them together to make jelludding

>> No.19118701

I want to sit at the yama's desk while she's underneath it getting forced to suck my cock!

>> No.19120270

>>19109002
And that's bad how?

>> No.19123712

>>19118701
Very very lewd thoughts anon!

>> No.19123735

>>19118701
Yes, yes, it's very sad you can't post that picture. Find some other fantasy!

>> No.19125775

>>19123735
Not just other fantasy’s, but other thoughts. Shiki would want you clean before being judged!

>> No.19128087
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>>19123735
I want to be made tiny and stuffed up her butthole!

>> No.19131647

>>19128087
>>>/d/

The yama would like you to sin somewhere better

>> No.19139687

>>19131647
Prove it!

>> No.19139951
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>> No.19141008
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>> No.19141017 [SPOILER] 
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>>19141008
Now try being useful to the Yama instead, kangaroo Jane.

>> No.19145610

>>19141008
Do not pinch eikis ears

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>>18937390
i'll trade you two chicken nuggets for that pudding

>> No.19149649

>>19147623
Two chicken nuggets? That’s a steal for remi and flan!

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>> No.19155627

>>19147623
Remi has defeated the cock!

>> No.19155728

>>19155627
Remi has BECOME the cock.

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>>19155728
If ya can't beat 'em, join em!

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>> No.19160436

>>19160204

I want to suck on Eiki's milkers while she's blindfolded

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>> No.19169673

>>19168336
Two burgers just for eiki? That’s measly for someone of how power and awe

>> No.19174170
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>>18937390
All I can give is this Happy Meal.

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Happy Eiki!

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>>19169673
she has to keep her shape

power and awe is nothing without proper stature

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