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1893406 No.1893406 [Reply] [Original]

After trying unsuccessfully to become a normal educated hardworking social member of society, and several months of avoiding /jp/, I caved in, and watched 10 minutes of the touhou anime on youtube. What the fuck is this shit? Fuck, its like a horrible stereotypical anime, except with ZUN character designs.

To start is off STEREOTYPICAL ANIME SHOTS TAKING UP HALF THE GODDAMN FILM

FUCK LETS JUST MAKE THIS THE MOST FUCKING GENERIC THING EVER. ITS LIKE THOSE H DOUJINS WHERE YOU CAN TELL THEY JUST COPY PASTED THEIR FAVORITE CHARACTER'S FACES OVER THE ORIGINAL AND CHANGED THE TEXT

Suika too short to get the tub on the top of the shelf? FUCKING MISSING PURPLE POWER

Suika asking for sake?
HOW THE FUCK CAN SUIKA RUN OUT OF SAKE

Suika having trouble lifting shit?
THE FUCK HOW SHES THE FUCKING STRONGEST IN MELEE. SHES A FUCKING DRUNKEN MASTER ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE FOR HER TO FALL DOWN NO MATTER HOW FUCKING DRUNK SHE IS

Reimu not being a lazy conceited stuck up cold bitch?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CANON REIMU

God fucking damn, the only good part was Suika trying to walk out the door.

>> No.1893412

Cool story bro.

>> No.1893423

forgot my sage

>> No.1893427

0/10

>> No.1893431

>>1893406

They got Reimu pretty close to canon.

I don't know why everyone was all, "Why didn't she just use a SPELLCARD when she could just hop?!?!"

>> No.1893442

NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR CANON
CRY SOME MORE

>> No.1893440

I agree with you about Suika, what the fuck man

>> No.1893444

>>1893431
fannon != cannon

>> No.1893455

>>1893406
1) like, your opinion man
2) I don't care
3) fuck you

>> No.1893459

>>1893442
I think they took a miscellaneous anime circa 1995, and traced it, but then added silly hats and slightly changed the dialogue.

>> No.1893463

God damn I just watched 2 minutes and the art was so bad I had to stop.

>> No.1893464

Suika doesn't like using her powers for everyday tasks. It's because she is so drunk.

Plus, drinking the SAME KIND OF SAKE eternally gets boring.

>> No.1893470

I agree with the OP more or less, I think its only merits are its doujin material, and its touhou. It holds exactly no merit as an anime, story or general entertainment in itself. If I had the time, I could animate and come up with better shots, and probably even better dialogue and even character development and personality depth. Except sadly, I actually have a job now.

>> No.1893487
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1893487

I thought the only character who acted close to canon was Reimu. She was the only one with a good voice too, what's with making all female animu characters sound like they are on helium.

>> No.1893489

"She does physical work, she collects the garbage, she really is useful to have around." (Reimu Hakurei)

Cannon relationship between Reimu and Suika.

>> No.1893492
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1893492

Only good thing about the Touhou anime

>> No.1893500

>>1893492
I wish Aya were that cute. Unfortunately, everyone in cannon touhou is a bitch.

>> No.1893507

>>1893500

Or a slut.

Or a raging butch.

>> No.1893508

>>1893500
>>1893489
>>1893444
THE WORD IS CANON YOU FUCKING RETARDS. I BET YOU'RE AMERICAN

>> No.1893516
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1893516

unfortunately someone beat me to bitching about it

>> No.1893526

You are now seeing an orange gourd, despite it clearly being blue

>> No.1893518

A Summer's Day Dream - Reimu files down Suika's horns, takes away her endlessly gourd, and somehow removes her powers. Even Reimu thought this was a bit harsh, so she gave her a new untattered shirt.

>> No.1893520

Canonical.

>> No.1893523

A Summer's Day Dream - Reimu files down Suika's horns, takes away her endless gourd, and somehow removes her powers. Even Reimu thought this was a bit harsh, so she gave her a new untattered shirt.

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1893532

>>1893508
俺わ日本!!!

>> No.1893551

>>1893470
You don't understand. Musou Kakyou is a DOUJIN anime. It's purpose is to "parody" Touhou. You don't have character development in parodies.

>> No.1893561

>>1893551

So we're calling it Musoukakyou now? It's no longer Touhou Maikaze?

>> No.1893577
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1893577

>THE WORD IS KANON

>> No.1893580

>>1893551
Some touhou doujins actually have some merit as reading/time wasting material.

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1893582

>>1893487
You musta not heard the heaven that was Sawashiro Miyuki. Best VA work in the whole thing.

>> No.1893590

>>1893580
This has merit as torture material.

>> No.1893607

>>1893523
You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.

>> No.1893664

Just shut the fuck up.

>> No.1893669

>>1893664
stop bumping the thread

>> No.1893676

>>1893523
Is this truth? Fuck.

>> No.1893685

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>> No.1893687

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>> No.1893690

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>> No.1893693

>>1893685
>>1893687
>>1893690
Reported.

>> No.1893694

>>1893693
Retorted

>> No.1893771

>>1893693
Why don't you kill yourself OP.

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