/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

"spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat
boy, that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet
don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me
or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee"

[Anonymous No.]

>soil it
>toilet
in what dialect do these rhyme?

[Anonymous No.]

Aki Minorika's pee tastes like wine
Suika's pee tastes like sake.
Komachi's pee must taste like sweet death.

[Anonymous No.]

"Somethings happening, happening to me
My gardener says I'm acting peculiarly

C'mon baby, we better make a start
You better make it soon, before you break my heart

Oh I... I want to be with you everywhere
Oh I...I want to be with you everywhere
I wanna be with you everywhere

Can you hear me calling out your name
You know that I'm falling
And I dont know what to say"

[None !KYON.wwv9s No.]

>>1893116
This song has been rated L for lewd by the presiding judge of Xanadu.

[Anonymous No.]

"In my imagination there is no hesitation
We walk together hand in hand
I`m dreaming
You fell in love with me like I'm in love with you
But dreaming's all I do
If only they'd come true
I should be so lucky"

[Anonymous No.]

ore ha jigoku no terorisuto
kinou ha kaasan okashi taze
ashita ha tousan hotteyaru
I am a terrorist straight out of hell


ore niha tousan kaasan inee
soreha ore ga koroshi takara
ore nya tomodachi koibito inee
soreha ore ga koroshi takara


korose korose oya nado korose
korose korose subetewo korose

[Anonymous No.]

more singing touhous

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893134
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR2axNQKLv4
This is the whole version OP/Komachi quotes/sings. Ignore the terrible, terrible video.

[Anonymous No.]

He talks about you in his sleep, there's nothing I can do to keep from crying when he calls your name, Reisen

And I can easily understand, how you could easily take my man, but you dont know what he means to me, Reisen

Reisen, Reisen, Reisen, Reisen
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Reisen, Reisen, Reisen, Reisen
Please don't take him just because you can

You could have your choice of men - but I could never love again
He's the only one for me, Reisen

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893160
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

You must be my lucky star
‘Cause you shine on me wherever you are
I just think of you and I start to glow
And I need your light
And baby you know

[Anonymous No.]

See, I think drugs have done good things for us, I really do, and if you don't think that, go home tonight, take all your dvds, all your cds and burn them. Because you know what? Those artists who made those wonderful doujin games that have enhanced your lives throughout the years? Real fuckin' high on drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

"You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin'
and now someone else is gettin' all your best."

[Anonymous No.]

"You keep saying you've got something for me.
something you call love, but confess.
You've been messin' where you shouldn't have been a messin' and now someone else is gettin' all your best."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893121
American standard.

[Anonymous No.]

"Don't know why I'm surviving every lonely day
When there's got to be no chance for me
My life would end and it doesn't matter how I cry
My tears of love are a waste of time
If I turn away am I strong enough to see it through
Go crazy is what I will do
If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893116
I wouldn't mind a mouthful of Komachi's pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893281
who in their right mind would?

[Anonymous No.]

"I'm dancing in the shadows of life and death is all around me tonight
I miss you making love to me right beside myself I'm holding you tight
Someone is waiting for me to rise and drive into the ocean I cried
And I cried and I cried my baby to sleep, beside myself my soul to keep
right beside you, I will be be right beside you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893116
Oh wow, that is actually one of my fetishes. Going to fap to that now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893335
My man.

[Anonymous No.]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left
Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that
Even Reimu thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never robbed a youkai that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talkin', and where you walkin'
Or you and your homies might be lined in laser light

[Anonymous No.]

"Bittersweet memories
that is all I'm taking with me.
So, goodbye. Please, don't cry. We both know I'm not what you, you need.

And I will always love you.
I will always love you.

I hope life treats you kind
And I hope you have all you've dreamed of.
And I wish to you, joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish you love."

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893405
oh fuck ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893405
Love Conservative is now playing in your head.

[Anonymous No.]

Won't you come see about me?
I'll be alone, dancing you know it baby
Tell me your troubles and doubts
Giving me everything inside and out and
Love's strange so real in the dark
Think of the tender things that we were working on
Slow change may pull us apart
When the light gets into your heart, baby

Don't You Forget About Me

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

O grant him long to see
Friendship and unity,
Always increase:
May he his septre sway,
All loyal souls obey,
Join heart and voice, huzzah!
God save the King!

[Anonymous No.]

in b4 dragonforce

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893211
>>1893160
>>1893145
>>1893125
>>1893116
I love this guy's art style. Especially that he always draws yukari as being sexually niave and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893857
OOoooOOOooOOOO hhhhyeah!

[Anonymous No.]

"Would you like to smoke some pot, BAH-SAH-KAH
My love for you is ticking clock, BAH-SAH-KAH
Would you like to suck my cock, BAH-SAH-KAH
Would you like some making fuck, BAH-SAH-KAH"

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893932

I can imagine Ilya actually singing this after Taiga taught her some engrish or something.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive.

Life goin nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah.
Life goin nowhere. somebody help me.
Somebody help me, yeah. stayin alive.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>1893973
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Love
Is a burning thing
And it makes
A fiery ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>1893973
Low blow. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna strangle you and I'll slit your throat too
I love to see your blood run, that's the thing that makes me cum
I'm gonna kill you just because I want to
I'm the Vampire of Düsseldorf and I will cut your life short

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

Tell me your fable
A fable...
Tell me your fable...
Tell me your fable
Tell me your fable...
A fable...
Tell me your fable...
Talk to me, tenderly
Show reality fantasy,
We'll bound together
All win in one feat
Talk to me, tenderly
Show reality fantasy,
We'll bound together
All win in one feat

[Anonymous No.]

>>1894368

brb watching that video for the 100th time

[Anonymous No.]

allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers

[Anonymous No.]

>>1894428
I read this as the fast part from The End of the World as We Know It, ND NOW I HAVE IT STUCK IN MY HEAD.

Thanks, asshole.