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Monoeyes are in the top tier!

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>> No.18877978

NEW PROFILE INCOMING

>> No.18877989

>>18877978
is the tweet up?

>> No.18877997

>>18877989
Nope

>> No.18878002
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How bottom heavy do you like your girls?

>> No.18878006 [SPOILER] 
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This is what happens to bad cows.

>> No.18878009
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>>18878002
>How bottom heavy do you like your girls?
Very bottom heavy

>> No.18878015
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18878015

Why is she so perfect?

>> No.18878029

>>18878006
That can't be good for her shoulders.

>> No.18878031
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>>18878002
Yes.

>> No.18878040

>>18877978
KC might wait for Golden week before releasing the new profile.

>>18878015
>Alcoholic
>Shotacon
>Unsettling eyes
>Dresses outrageously
Your definition of perfect is flawed

>> No.18878041 [SPOILER] 
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>>18878006
This is what happens to bad shotas

>> No.18878044

>>18877965
Cumming in her eye!

>> No.18878053
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18878053

>>18878040
>likes a stout drink
>Good tastes
>Exotic eyes
>Dresses for comfort
ftfy

>> No.18878065

>>18878015
Didn't she rape her sister?

>> No.18878069

>>18878041
>>18878053
What is it with big breasted monster girls and shotas?

>> No.18878098
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>>18878069
Just works m8

>> No.18878116

>>18878044
Glaze her Gaze?

>> No.18878119

>>18878069
Mommyfags

>> No.18878123

>>18878116
Actually cum can be good for your vision.

>> No.18878128
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>>18878119
Momsters are great

>> No.18878186

>>18878119
>>18878128
You don't have to be a mommyfag to enjoy momsters.
I'm certain that all anons would absolutely love being reincarnated as the (adoptive) son of a single momster who will then spoil him for the rest of his life. A vast majority of anons would even prefer such a fate over being just teleported there as they currently are.

>> No.18878209

>>18878186
>You don't have to be a mommyfag to enjoy momsters.
this.
Lets all apreciate momsters

>> No.18878231
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>> No.18878329

>>18878128
I wanna make her a mommy.

>> No.18878334
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18878334

What about extremely perverted momsters?

>> No.18878336
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>>18878329
I want Ogra-San to pound my pelvis to dust!

>> No.18878436
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>>18878336
Same

>> No.18878444

>>18878336
>>18878436
Big muscled pudgy Oni with a beautiful face and a healthy appetite. She might not be the perfect woman but she is the perfect wife.

>> No.18878461
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>>18878444
digits support this statement

>> No.18878575
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18878575

The orcs must be stopped.

>> No.18878585
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18878585

>Uh oh, you better lick it off, Anon~

>> No.18878589

>>18878585
>Licking sweet ice cream off a Hellhound's spicy body
Doesn't sound like the most savory experience

>> No.18878647
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18878647

Remember to get a good night's sleep...

Or else!

>> No.18878659

>>18878647
Sheep don't scare me, you get picked up by Eagle Harpies.

>> No.18878689

>>18878647
Warsheeps do not make for comfy sleeps. Give me a Dormouse.

>> No.18878740

>>18878689
Dormice are cuties! I wanna be in the center of a dormouse dogpile and molest and fuck all of them as they fall asleep!

>> No.18878768

>>18878689
Please make sure your Dormouse is not abnormally tall and fluffy, and make sure to check for horns.

>> No.18878805

>>18878768
>You wanted a dormouse? I thought you said warmouse!

>> No.18878830

>>18878444
BIg and beefy girls make best wives, this is a fact.

>> No.18878832

>>18878031
This is a good butt.

>> No.18878852

>>18878740
Cum in them to your heart's content, it will grant them good dreams and help you sleep better.

>>18878768
>Warsheep puts on mice ears and acts like a Dormouse
>Nobody notices her trickery despite her sleeping with a huge war axe
>Other Dormice simply assume she lost her cheese pillow

>> No.18878888
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>>18878689
>Give me a Dormouse.
Resist her temptations.

>> No.18878912

>>18878888
How can you resist such a sight? Rape followed by comfy sleep with your dick still inside is the proper course of action.

>> No.18879078

>>18878888
my ideal companion
lots of sleeps and lots of hugs

>> No.18879087

>>18879078
Do you embrace the rape aura or is it a bother?

>> No.18879092

>>18879078
>>18878888
Dormice and Club Trumparts are good friends

Both can sleep anywhere at anytime.

>> No.18879106
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>>18877965
I only have eyes for her.

>> No.18879117

>>18879106
>that logo
Eye see what you did there.

>> No.18879139
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18879139

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?

>> No.18879147

>>18879139
But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience
Seems to be

>> No.18879162

>>18878912
>comfy sleep with your dick still inside
I like the way you think. Dormice are perfect for this

>> No.18879166

>>18878912
>>18879162
I remember when Rance tried to do this.

>> No.18879261
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18879261

Since everybody's busy being dead how about some story ideas?

>> No.18879340
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>dead thread
It just reminds me of the desire to ejaculate inside an undead loli womb.

>> No.18879343

>>18879261
The life of a sea bishop, from initiation to wandering to marriage and settling down. Featuring: a colorful cast of sea life that trouble her with their confessions about their husbands.

>> No.18879353

>>18879343
That sounds like a really long one.

>> No.18879412
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>>18879261
In a Kingdom not associated with the Order or Demon Lord, the ruler of said kingdom has to pay a Gremlin to send out a knightly Automaton to rescue his son from a yandere Dragon since their kingdoms heroes buggered off.

>> No.18879414

New girl tomorrow

>> No.18879426
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>>18879353
Best get started then!

>>18879340
Please reconsider. You'll find mature undead wombs are far more fertile.

>> No.18879440

>>18879412
That poor Dragon.
>>18879426
No way man, I can't into consistency.

>> No.18879446

>>18879414
Could be any time this week, even on the weekend. When KC's on his monthly schedule it's hard to predict exactly when it will land.

>> No.18879454

>>18879340
Just one womb? But I want to cum inside both the Lich and Wight.

>> No.18879470

>>18878098
>:(

>> No.18879475

>>18879261
Troll bullying!

>> No.18879477

>>18879340
I would but a loli salamander and chubby, oppai loli devil are currently after me

>> No.18879486

>>18879475
Why would anyone do that? Sounds mean.

>> No.18879556

>>18879475
Being mean to Trolls is like kicking a puppy man.

>> No.18879561

Thanks for ruining /jp/

>> No.18879563
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>>18879106
Truly there is nothing better than a happy monoeye.

>> No.18879566

>>18879561
I beg your pardon old bean?

>> No.18879583

>>18879561
I'm sorry you have to deal with seeing a non-touhou thread on occasion.

>> No.18879593

>>18879563
Two happy monoeyes! Or even better, a family of happy monoeyes!

>> No.18879599

>>18879261
Female knight roams around the country on a quest to find the man who killed her brother (or whatever really).
Along the way she meets Night Gaunt who tags along for seemingly no reason.
From then on you can get pretty creative with the story and write it as long or short as you want.
The mystery surrounding the Night Gaunt and the quest should carry the plot no matter which direction you go with it.

>> No.18879602

>>18879563
Monoeye girls deserve all the happiness they can get. That’s why you impregnate them and make them even more happier!

>> No.18879606

>>18879583
>>18879566
General, Idol, Jav or any thread with [#]
Are shit.

2hu fags don't do this shit. If they would be doing the same shit they would "call them out" as well.

>> No.18879611
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>>18879561
Look at this dude.

>> No.18879621

>>18879606
Okay.

>> No.18879634

>>18879599
Does this female knight get corrupted? Are female MCs something that's ever been done before?

>> No.18879635

>>18879475
How would that even work? I’d feel terrible if I did anything wrong to my troll momster.

>your troll mom makes you her world famous pecan pie
>tell her you don’t want any as you don’t like pecans
>she quietly goes back into the kitchen and sits alone at the table eating her slice and looking over at your plate wondering what went wrong
I couldn’t do that man. That’s like bullying a Wurm, you just don’t do it.

>> No.18879683

>>18879426
Fertility isn't a concern if you're coming inside just for the sake of doing it, and in fact safely doing that is a plus.

>> No.18879685

>>18879087
adapt to it most likely

>> No.18879699

>>18879261
Comforting and befriending a bullied >>18879475
Troll.

>> No.18879730

>>18879634
>Does this female knight get corrupted?
Your call, but since that's a monster girl story you would need a good reason to keep her human.
If I were to write it I'd have her corrupted in the last quarter or so of the story as a nice climax to everything.

>Are female MCs something that's ever been done before?
Yes, all the fallen bride stories come to mind

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I want to see more species coming into contact with cursed weaponry.

>> No.18879752

>>18879683
You never cum inside just for the sake of doing it, there is always an underlying reason (it feels better, it's more humiliating, she wouldn't let me pull out, I want her to carry my children, etc...)

>> No.18879753

>>18879744
Goddamn bats.

>> No.18879766

>>18879730
So why'd you want a girl teaming up with a Nightgaunt? Surely you have something on your mind.

>> No.18879782
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>>18879744
Oh goddammit there was a nipple.

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>> No.18879801
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>>18879752
>she wouldn't let me pull out
Sex with your waifu is best when she doesn't let you pull out. She wants a baby, and there's nothing you can do about it; you have no say in the matter. Just accept the fact that you're going to be her baby's daddy

>> No.18879808

>>18879798
Would breed her

>> No.18879811

>>18879766
A story about a Night Gaunt on her own would be quite difficult to do unless you want it to be overly specific like a story from a shota's point of view about a Night Gaunt tormenting him at night and eventually kidnapping him.
Add a female knight to the mix and you get a sense of progression thanks to her goal and a dynamic that allows to better show off that Night Gaunt individual as a character.

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>>18879561
>>18879606
Yet all of those threads behave better than the countless 2hu threads full of reposts about flan's belly or which 2hu they would call mommy.
Old /jp/ is dead and it's better this way.

>> No.18879829
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>>18879811
>Add a female knight to the mix and you get a sense of progression thanks to her goal and a dynamic that allows to better show off that Night Gaunt individual as a character.
That's making a lot of assumptions on my ability as a writer.
I'll see what I can do.

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>> No.18879841
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>>18879798
Inaba? More like InaBest.

>> No.18879854
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Mindflayers are good girls.

>> No.18879859
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>>18879801
So comfy.

>> No.18879863

>>18879859
Mmm, crispy Snekbacon.

>> No.18879865

>>18879831
>devil_swordgirl
Filenames like these are on the level of "grey-haired Demongirl" if anyone knows what I'm referring to. But then again it's obvious that you're a Redditor.

>> No.18879870

>>18879854
You post this every thread, fuck off.

>> No.18879874

>>18879863
?

>> No.18879880

>>18879798
>>18879841
Yet another rabbit that's only good for breeding.

>> No.18879882

>>18879874
That's Katawa Shoujo fanart, anon.

>> No.18879885

>>18879829
Why is she crying?

>> No.18879891

>>18879885
There was a spoopy novelist under her bed.

>> No.18879893

>>18879882
What the fuck?

>> No.18879894

>>18879829
Good luck to you man.
I'm looking forward to how you'll represent that Night Gaunt, you can't disappoint even if you just have her be a shy nervous mess who only followed the knight because she wanted to ask for directions all along.

>> No.18879897

https://mangadex.org/chapter/262930
This is the proper way to deal with a yandere.

>> No.18879898

>>18879893
Hisao and Hanako with Hanako as a Lamia, yeah.

>> No.18879905

>>18879894
I am not doing that, that's silly.

>> No.18879914

>>18879897
Shirohebis are the sweetest girls ever if you are faithful to them.

Don't break her trust and you'll be a happy couple.

>> No.18879936

I want to put my dick in my daughteru!

>> No.18879938

>>18879897
That was lovely, sad there wasn't more.

>>18879905
That was just the most ludicrous portrayal I could think of.
Feel free to write her any way you want to though I'd advice you to keep her talking to a bare minimum.

>> No.18879942
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Making maids!

>> No.18879960

>>18879914
>Shirohebis are the sweetest girls ever if you make them perceive that you are faithful to them.
Fixed that for ya. Not only do you have to be faithful, you have to calm her crazy so she thinks you are. How difficult that would be depends on the girl, but it'd be interesting to see how much it varies.

>> No.18879975
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>>18879752
"It feels better/more intimate" is the closest to doing it just for the sake of it.
>loliwight reaches climax, tensing up, arching her back, eyes half closed
>you cum inside right after
>the sudden extra warmth elects a surprised whimper out of her before she slowly closes her eyes and relaxes her body, for a while she can just lay there moaning weakly with her head thrown back

>> No.18880000

>>18879880
This is the default state of bunny girls.
Even the hyper-competent ones.

>> No.18880001

>>18879897
My one condition is that I still have to be able to contact my mother and sister. I want to be able to tell her about my happy married life and send he pictures of her grandkids.

>> No.18880009

>>18880000
>Even the hyper-competent ones.
Name five.

>> No.18880064
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>>18879975

>> No.18880081

>>18879798
Best girl. Author sure knows how to make cuties, Arachnid anime when?

>> No.18880091
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Steve Irwin’s Monster Girl Encyclopedia when?

>> No.18880100
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>>18880091

>> No.18880104

>>18879975
Feeling good yourself is great, but the best sex and when she feels good thus making you feel good in return.

>>18880064
This undead loli bunny is just begging for a dick to be buried in her plump rump.

>> No.18880107

>>18880009
Reisen
Erina
...all the rest I can think of are male, furry, or talking animal rabbits.

>> No.18880117

>>18879261
A heretical Baphomet who was excommunicated for her more... eclectic tastes in spells.
Her blood knight Onii-chan who is wanted for crimes on every continent.

On a warm, midsummer day, this unlikely pair receive a royal invitation to Wonderland.

With nowhere else to go and no one to rely on but each other, they set off in search of a place to call home.

>> No.18880124

Is it a legit thing to train your wife's intestinal tract to act as storage when she finally can live off your semen alone?

>> No.18880144
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>>18880124
Yes.

>> No.18880147

>>18880100
Cringed.

>> No.18880152
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Its so nice to see the sudden surge of dormouse love. Though it is strange to see them leagues above their sister species in popularity.

>> No.18880155

>>18880124
Semen storage yes.
As for putting other things in your wife's ass please do it with her consent and only if you both enjoy it.

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>>18880124

>> No.18880167
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Due to their fervent desire to protect their masters, would Automatons, Kikimora's, and Shoggoths be able to resist the sadistic influence of cursed weaponry and bend them to their will?

>> No.18880170
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>>18880152
You act like that's never happened before.

>> No.18880174

>>18880124
Monstergirls could probably absorb it very quickly unless they've ingested a sticky mushroom.

>> No.18880177

>>18880170
Nekomatas deserve more love.

>> No.18880188
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>>18880155
But what if they're made for bullying or don't have any pockets/purse?

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>>18880177
Agreed. They'd be very versatile when it comes to yandere stuff too.

>> No.18880208

>>18880124
>>18880188
"Hey honey! Where are my keys?"
>"Hang on a second dear."
>She climbs up onto the table
>Shits out your keys
>"Here you go!"
"Th-thanks...."

>> No.18880210

>>18880188
Bully her with your dick or at most with sex toys. Except if she is a slime then put whatever you want inside her ass even if you have to fist her in front of the cashier to get the money you stored there earlier.

>> No.18880221

>>18880210
such a low class use of a slime
she'd be my clothing

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>>18880188

>> No.18880235

>>18880167
Why is the young master so scared?

>> No.18880236

>>18880210
>Slime wife keeps moving the stuff away from your hand so you spend more time groping around in her

>> No.18880237
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>>18880156
Words cannot describe how much I want to fuck one of these goats.

>> No.18880244

>>18880237
Bapho-chan is a slutty little cock-lover!

>> No.18880265

What if thunderbird was really just a normal harpy that took the rubbing on carpet thing way too far.

>> No.18880315

>>18880221
Only shogs can do that.

>>18880236
>The cashier is giving you a weird look and asking if she should call security
>You tell her that you're almost done, it's just that your wallet is deep inside your wife's ass

>> No.18880334

>>18880208
>his wife doesn't have a buttpurse
laughingtanukis.avi

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>>18880265

>> No.18880347

>>18880237
They're sneaky, conniving, lustful, and put off a domineering stance despite their small size. They're one of the most powerful races in existence, and for this, many people fear them, but once one takes you in as her "big brother", she shows a much kinder and sweeter side. All she wants is to be pampered and her hubby's delicious cummies.

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>>18880244
That's what makes baphos so great, lewd imoutos that accept your every desire.
I want to pick her up and bend her over a table while her legs can't reach the floor and use her like a living onahole.
God I need to see art of that one day.

>> No.18880364
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>Stop right there evildoer!

>> No.18880394

>>18880315
>”You’re not the first to have this happen, and I kinda doubt you’ll be the last.”

>> No.18880414
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/fa/ mermaids!

>> No.18880416

>>18880349
>>18880244
>Highly skilled Order spy infiltrates the monster's military HQ
>He steals a pile of documents from the grand leader of the army
>Upon presenting them to the king he realizes that they're all about sex and cute outfits
>The biggest document in particular is a 300 pages essay about how the grand leader of the monster army wants a big brother who will stir her ass with his cock everyday

>> No.18880452

>>18880416
Truly Sabbath are the best.

>> No.18880460

>>18880416
>Mixed in the documents are some crudely drawn pictures in crayon

>> No.18880478

>>18880460
I see the Wurm chief of staff has been doing her due diligence.

>> No.18880484

>>18880347
Exactly, they're powerful but love being pampered by their onii-chan. They might fiercely threaten other people with their great powers and research new ways to corrupt women but when she's around (you) all she wants to to is nuzzle against you and receive your affection.
>>18880416
>other documents include 100 pages of recipes, blue prints for new sexy toys and a speech about flat being justice that she was planning on giving at the next Sabbath meeting.

>> No.18880501

>>18880416
>>18880484
Bapho-chan's dedication is adorable!

>> No.18880520

>>18880334
Is it true that you can touch a Tanuki’s tail to make money come out?

>> No.18880535

>>18880478
Don’t bully the Wurm

>> No.18880538

>>18880104
>the best sex
Doing it with a loli is already the best sex, that means if you have the best sex with a loli it's two times better than best sex.

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>>18880501
Bapho-chan is wife material, would marry and be her onii-chan.

>> No.18880586

>>18880484
What will she do to make up for that speech? All the newly converted members need reaffirmation that big breasts are bad!

>>18880538
>Having sex with your loli waifu
>She knows exactly what you like and does her best to make you feel good
>You know her weak spots and abuse them to make her cum repeatedly
>By the time you're done you wonder how neither of you broke from how good it felt
>Though she did have heart pupils at one point

>> No.18880598

>>18880478
>>18880535
>loli Wurm
The smallest little bundle of terror.

>> No.18880629

I want to spend hours getting Bapho-chan all hot and horny, but then dump a bucket of freezing cold water over her head instead of dicking her!

>> No.18880630 [SPOILER] 
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>>18880598
TREMBLE IN TERROR

>> No.18880663 [SPOILER] 
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>>18880091

>> No.18880664

>>18880629
That's too far. She's going to use her vast magical power to get the dicking she deserves.

>> No.18880665

>>18880629
rip anon

>> No.18880669

>>18880663
How can one be this incorrect?

>> No.18880670

>>18880664
>>18880665
If she tries anything wacky I'm going to have to spank her.

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>>18880664
>dicking she deserves

So none?

>> No.18880685

>>18880091
https://exhentai.org/g/633656/ec457d6a49/

>> No.18880688
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>>18880663
Who is the girl on the far right?

>> No.18880699
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>>18880629
>Dark beasts, possessing tremendous power, that lurk in Demon realms. Their outward appearance is that of a little girl, but out of all the monsters, they possess the most physical power.
Anon has a deathwish!

>> No.18880704
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>>18880663
Alice will forever be best snek. No one even comes close

>> No.18880710

>>18880670
Spanking her ass will only arouse her more and increase how much dicking she requires.
Spanking her vagina will temporarily disable her but will bring about a reckless fury that will leave your pelvis nonfunctional.

>>18880677
Big breasted smug cats deserve to be tied down and have their fat tits tortured until they apologize for their existence.

>> No.18880713
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>>18880629
That's how you get knocked down to the floor by a blast of energy with your arms being locked in place by a sealing spell so she can show you the true nature of a beast that's hidden behind the cute act.
>"Think you're so funny don't you boy? Lets see if you're still laughing when I drain you to a husk"
Always remember that the cute loli monster you're flirting with could really be an ancient and terrifying creature.

>> No.18880719

>>18880688
One of the now defunct Monster Musume browser game OCs.

>> No.18880725

>>18880663
Meh. What do I care about what others think? She’s perfect for me and that’s enough.

>> No.18880732

>>18880719
So many designs and girls lost to the wind. Sad

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>>18880663
>>18880704
You are all babies.

>> No.18880755

>>18880704
Alice is an absolute cunt.

>> No.18880756

>>18880710
>Spanking her vagina will temporarily disable her but will bring about a reckless fury that will leave your pelvis nonfunctional.
Bapho-chan is just a little girl anon, what's the worst that could happen?

>>18880713
That's silly, I bet she's just a big chuuni who's all bark and no bite!

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>>18880663
>>18880739
>>18880704
A challenger approaches.

>> No.18880767

>>18880719
>>18880732
I'm really sad that it died the way it did. It was basically boatsluts with better gameplay due to the way the map system worked. The wrong game got shitcanned.

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>>18880756
>>Dark beasts, possessing tremendous power, that lurk in Demon realms. Their outward appearance is that of a little girl, but out of all the monsters, they possess the most physical power.

>> No.18880783

>>18880770
Bapho-chan can tell herself that all she wants, it still won't make her any less cute!

>> No.18880793

>>18880756
Anon no, if you called her a chuuni while she was raping you things would go south very quick. Especially if you used the word big, Baphomets hate big things.
>>18880770
That's what's so terrifying about Baphos, they're physically stronger than any other girl and can still use magic. They'd be the #1 race in terms of power if Lilims weren't so ridiculously overpowered with their magic.

>> No.18880794

>>18880770
I want to whip out my dick and see which one of them goes for it first.

>> No.18880797
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>Paladin captured and used for hairjobs until she corrupts into a Kejourou

>> No.18880800

>>18880677
Give me the biggest Cuddlecat in wonderland

>> No.18880801
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>>18880783
KC said it, not me.

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>>18880235
>asks an interesting question
>only gets a braindead reply regarding the image
It's almost like people don't want to discuss worthwhile things here.

>> No.18880813

>>18880793
>Baphomets hate big things.
What about big onii-chan dicks? She's got to love those!

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>>18880812
Welcome to 4chan.

>> No.18880822

>>18880812
Does this come as a surprise?

>> No.18880824

>>18880812
Never use an image more interesting than your post.

>> No.18880828

>>18880767
His take on Mushroom girls was so much better than the horrors that are mantango.

>> No.18880830

>>18880821
>imagespammer pretending to be a regular

>> No.18880844

>>18880699
>>18880713
Bapho-chan is s c a r y

>>18880719
>>18880732
>>18880767
What would work best for a monster girl gacha game:
One where all species are represented by an unique individual designed beforehand
Or one where the girls you roll are attributed many characteristics at random?
Basically in the former when you roll a Lamia you get a developed character like Miia and only her
In the later you get a Lamia who gets at random a bunch of traits such as "Loves cuddling, yandere, has a healing fetish" and a randomized appearance as well

>> No.18880851

>>18880812
I threw you a bone and you never replied.

What the fuck would automation breast’s be made out of to be both metal, and soft and pliable?

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Have you paid tribute to best dragon lately?

>> No.18880864
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>>18880167
No. The sadism would corrupt their desire to protect into a desire to torment.
>CBT Kiki's face when she plucks one of her feathers and sticks it into Master's penis

>> No.18880866

>>18880770
>>18880801
That's KC's Baphomet. She is PURE.

>>18880861
Dragon Zombies are too best to need tribute.

>> No.18880868

>>18880812
It's a hard question. I doubt Cursed Weaponry even functions on Shogs and Automatons, and Kikis are already secretly yandere.

>> No.18880872

>>18880864
>CBT
I bet that would be a capital offense in MGC.

>> No.18880877

>>18880801
How does she get her stockings on under her fur?

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>>18880851
>automation breast’s be made out of to be both metal, and soft and pliable
Automaton tiddies are made from mysterious magic simulacrum. Learn to tell the difference between an Automatons hard and squishy bits dude.

Actually, Automatons have far more squishy parts than they do hard parts.

>> No.18880881

>>18880872
I don't know anon, some light CBT is pretty hot.

>> No.18880887

>>18880872
Do you think Master's gonna squeal? It's only a crime if you get caught.

>> No.18880890

>>18880877
They're only knee length obviously. She just tucks the seem into her knee fluff

>> No.18880892

>>18880797
Wait, used for hairjobs? Shouldn't she turn into a generic succubus? Seeing a paladin cocooned in kejourou hair and slowly corrupted by comfy pleasure would be great though.

>> No.18880930

>>18880892
Getting all that energy soaked into her hair and her hair alone should do something more interesting in my mind.

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Mofu.

>> No.18880936

>>18880770
>>18880801
I want to file Bapho-chan's claws down so her paws look all nubby and her pride is ruined.

>> No.18880951
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>be human family in MGE world
>man has well-paying job
>suddenly he gets taken away by a monster
>wife finds herself in mounting debt without the man to provide for her
>with creditors threatening to take all their worldly possessions, she kills her kids and commits suicide
Thanks mamonobama!

>> No.18880955

>>18880933
>Vampire isn't doing anything to stop the fox from encroaching on her territory

>> No.18880956

>>18880933
>lipstick

>> No.18880957

>>18880951
>>https://warosu.org/jp/image/7E-5Efl1Q6_IFxTUATpPEQ
DESPERATE

>> No.18880965

>>18880956
Where?

>> No.18880967

>>18880951
Medea pls, you’re overreacting.

>> No.18880968

>>18880930
That's not how it works, but if you shove a kejourou mistress in there somewhere you can make it fall into Canon pretty easily. Or maybe have them use some demon realm shampoo when the semen is being cleaned out of her hair, that might be interesting.

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>>18880957
t.sunshinefags

>> No.18881017

>>18880989
Eat shit you Redditor fuck

>> No.18881023

>>18880989
Return to /monster/ and reddit nigger.

>> No.18881026

>>18880968
Imagining a graceful and beautiful Kej with her husband’s semen splooged all over her hair is difficult for me. Surely it happens, but I like to imagine that it quickly is absorbed and turns into her hair being even more lustrous and beautiful.

>> No.18881028

>>18879897
Depressingly accurate.

>> No.18881040

>>18880989
>Not superior bucket helm
Leave now

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You may only choose one.

>> No.18881045

>>18881026
Is it bad if your Kej wife is still a virgin everywhere but her hair after 5 years of marriage?

>> No.18881051

>>18881044
They're all EMG trash.

>> No.18881057 [DELETED] 

>>18880951
>>18880989
Kill yourself.

>> No.18881065

>>18881045
Yes anon, she can't get pregnant with her hair!

>> No.18881067

>>18881045
You'd be bound and raped long before that happened. Unless, of course, her hair is too short to do so. You're not cutting your waifu's hair, are you?

>> No.18881070

>>18881045
No, it’s adorable.
>so demure and pure-hearted despite her monstrous nature she is too shy to ask for “that”
>instead pleasures her husband amazingly with her hair and lets him caress her body in passion
>has never been able to say the word ‘penis’ without blushing and stuttering
>is just waiting for the perfect time she can make her husband the happiest

>> No.18881073

>>18881045
She'd get frustrated long before that.
You'd come home to her all tied up in her hair with her holes completely vulnerable, wet and dripping.

>> No.18881075

>>18881044
Lala.

>> No.18881081

>>18880797
>>18880892
>>18880930
>gangbang cucks

>> No.18881083

>>18881044
Give me the horse.

>> No.18881086

>>18881073
>Anon walks in
>”...Hey babe. Bad hair day?”
He’s getting a citation from the Cheshire joke-standards enforcement division.

>> No.18881092

>>18881044
If I was forced to pick one, I'd probably go with the fish. She's the only good one in the group

>> No.18881093

>>18881065
She can store the semen in a hair ball and inject it deep inside herself!

>>18881081
>implying it's not one guy doing all the hairjobbing
It appears you are the gangbang enthusiast here.

>> No.18881110

>>18881081
Multiple dicks aren't required for that scenario. If anything, it's interesting that your mind went there.

>> No.18881117

>>18881081
>projecting

>> No.18881124

>>18881093
>She can store the semen in a hair ball and inject it deep inside herself!
gross

>> No.18881136

>>18881124
>he doesn't make his Kej roleplay multiple penetration tentacle rape with her own hair
Mediocre.

>> No.18881144

>JubJub browsing the internet while her hunky is off at the gym
>comes across the word ‘gangbang’, is confused as monsters don’t even know what the phrase implies

>Husband comes home later, opens the door
>”Y-Yo yo yo, what’s happening baybee? Wonderland-siiiiide!”
>Jubwife is in gangbanger attire with a backwards turned cap and sunglasses, being weighed down by chains and jewlery
>”Uh, I-I heard this is something men like?!”

>> No.18881171

>>18881144
Poor, confused little birdy

>> No.18881172

>>18881144
Stupid birb
Time to fuck some sense into her!

>> No.18881173

>>18881144
Jubs are too pure for this world.

>> No.18881206

>>18881173
>JubJub wife is leaking like a broken pipe between her legs, her thick thighs glistening with copious girljuice
>”Ah, Ah! Hubby says I’m pure! That makes me wanna ride hubby!”
Pure isn’t the word I would use exactly.

>> No.18881215

>>18881144
>>18881173
>/fit/ anon husband decides to educate her
>He shows her the most gentle and harmless gangbang video
>It feature a tall Dark Mage being loved by her smaller husband who tripled himself with magic
>Jubjub can't handle it and covers her eyes with her wings
How can a bird be so pure and lewd at the same?

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>>18881092
>cuckquean
>good

>> No.18881242

>>18881215
They have the ultimate gap moe of neediness. Jubs are like Daddy-issues girls with none of the bad stuff. Perfect if you’re into that.
Would tenderly prone bone that poor birb until she’s too toregao’d to feel anything but bliss.

>> No.18881261

>>18881206
Don't be like that anon, Jubs are the purest monstergirls out there!

>> No.18881267

>>18877965
Ugly.

>> No.18881269

>>18881219
Not him but reminder marrying Mero makes you King of the ocean.

>> No.18881307

>>18881269
Yes, but don’t forget
TRAGEDY
R D
A E
G G
E A
D R
YDEGART

>> No.18881313

>>18881307
Story of any Kings life really.

>> No.18881328

>>18881261
>Wake up to the sound of heavy wet squelching and a very sexy birb bouncing on your dick in reverse cowgirl
>she notices you’re up and gives an excited smile
>”Haa! Good morning sweetie~! I made you eggs~!”
>...
>”W-where are they?”
>”Aahn! You’re using them right now~!”

>> No.18881331

>>18881313
That’s why you gotta be a duke or count

>> No.18881344

Summer will be here before you know it anon! School will be out and you'll have to keep your daughterus busy, making them get summer jobs would be a great way to teach them responsibility and how to be adults! What sort of summer job would your daughteru get if you had her get one?

>> No.18881353

>>18881328
I don't see what could be purer than that anon.

>> No.18881358
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>>18881344
Paper route or Lifeguard.

>> No.18881371

>>18881093
>She can store the semen in a hair ball and inject it deep inside herself!
Would that cause immaculate conception? Can I call her the Virgin Hairy?

>> No.18881373

>>18881344
I don't know about a job anon, my daughteru might be a little too young for one of those. She would have plenty to keep her busy though; tennis camp and practices, Sabbath Scouts, and plenty of comfy intimate time with Mama and Papa!

>> No.18881378

>>18881371
You're not a father yet anon, it's too soon for dad jokes.

>> No.18881383

>>18880117
On second thought let's not go to Wonderland it is a silly place.

>> No.18881385

>>18881353
I suppose I’m inclined to agree.
I wonder what the record for longest ahegao is for a Jub.

>> No.18881387

>>18881344
She'd probably be taking care of her plants and maybe working with an alraune or liliraune in a greenhouse. It's part of her hobby really so she'd gladly do it though I can see her getting lazy sometimes.

>> No.18881392

>>18881385
>I wonder what the record for longest ahegao is for a Jub.
Her whole life.

>> No.18881396

>>18881358
>Shog lifeguarding on a day of horrible storms and waves
>”Goodness, grandpa sure is cranky this day!”

>> No.18881407
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18881407

How about a bodyguard tag team of griffon and kunoichi?

>> No.18881414

>>18881378
With the number of puns I make, I must be someone's father. Maybe a succubus has been reaching through the portal to make use of my fap rags.

>> No.18881422

>>18881344
If anything, my daughterus would be working with me on my side jobs. I would teach them the ins and outs of landscaping!

>> No.18881436

>>18881407
As long as I can fight along side them if the going gets tough

>> No.18881465

>>18881407
OP, please nerf. You're going to have to keep one pregnant at all times for balance.

>> No.18881502
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>>18881407
>you will never be wrapped in a thicc Griffons overbearing embrace

>> No.18881508

>>18881407
As long as we all get to wear snazzy suits

>> No.18881521

>>18881502
Just imagine her holding you tight to her chest so you can hear how hard her heart's pounding for you.

>> No.18881525

>>18881502
>hugs from Thicc, overbearing Monstergirls
There is no greater comfy

>> No.18881543
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>ywn dick your Bicorn wife from the front while a roper DPs her from behind

>> No.18881544

>>18881502
>>18881521
>>18881525
>head nestled between her breasts as your hands roam her downy fluff
>her wings entirely enclosed around you, making a dark and silent wing-cocoon
>though her heart beats fast her breathing is slow, and she constantly leans her head down to nestle her lips against your scalp
>though you’re drowsy, you can faintly hear her whispering ‘treasure, treasure...’ as she does so

>> No.18881548
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Warriors belong in the fight!

>> No.18881549

>>18881543
>Bicornfags

>> No.18881557

What type of ears do Griffons have?

>> No.18881565

>>18881557
The Griffon kind

>> No.18881579

>>18881548
Warriors belong on the bed practicing wrestle sex.

>> No.18881587

>>18881543
>Not having a horse plow her from behind instead

>> No.18881589
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>>18881548
Warriors need to be bullied outside of the fight!

>> No.18881590
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18881590

>>18881549
Objectively the best horsepussy.

>> No.18881605

>>18881543
I'd prefer a tentacle girl, they're cuter.
>>18881587
This on the other hand, no thank you.

>> No.18881607
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18881607

>>18881548
I want to fight the dragon knght

>> No.18881610
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>>18881587
>>>/d/

>> No.18881611

>>18881590
Your monstergirl is bad and so are you

>> No.18881619

>>18881587
Go away

>> No.18881621

Say I want my perception of reality altered to where every girl I encounter during the day is increasingly gorgeous, with increasingly massive beautiful tits, then come home and find my beautiful wife puts them all to shame by being the sexiest and bustiest of them all.
Is that more of a Phantom thing, or a Djiin thing?

>> No.18881628
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18881628

>>18881611
Bicorns are good girls.

>> No.18881631

>>18881589
I’d love to playfully bully a Salamander girl by beating her in every video game she owns!

>> No.18881635
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18881635

>>18881544
>you will never ravage her massive breastpussy so hard her breasts start leaking milk like a Holstaur
>you will never be locked into a fluffy wing burrito as you ravage her big bodies holes

>> No.18881642

>>18881587
Leave

>> No.18881644

>>18881621
Depends. If you want them all to secretly just be your wife in a grand illusion, Phantom. If you want them to all just be regular girls who have been magically blessed and think nothing of it, Djiin. And if you want them all to actually be interested in you, just a town full of busty gorgeous girls who get into porn scenarios with you as you give about your day before you come home, that’s the work of a very, very powerful Smoke Hobo.

>> No.18881660

>>18881644
Ah, I think I like the last one the most. Just a mountain village that happens to all be my busty harem, with me oblivious it’s the work of my long time Nura wife.

>> No.18881661

>>18881590
>"Oh darling, what do you think of bugs? I saw an adorable Vamp Mosquito in town today and I think she'd be a marvelous addition to the... one moment."
>"Did I say you could stop sucking his cock you little cat slut?"
>P-please let me stop... he cu-cums so much!
>"No excuses. Now get that smug little mouth of your back on our darling's dick and keep going until you pass out if you have to or I'll put my hoof on the back of your head and make you."
>"Now then darling, where we we? I believe something about a Vamp Mosquito?"
Dominant Bicorns are scary.

>> No.18881680

>>18881661
I wouldn’t mind a Bicorn like that.

>> No.18881683

>>18881661
Me cute little (BIG) head wife

>> No.18881685

Which monstergirl best kisser?

>> No.18881689

>>18881661
>Being a Bicorn's husband makes your spirit energy more attractive to other monstergirls instead of being bland
>You now have to constantly fight off Vamp Mosquitoes who want to bite you

One of the downsides of having a harem I guess.

>> No.18881691

>>18881661
Now that’s what I’d like in a Bicorn. That’s proper use of her talents.

>> No.18881693

>>18881680
Just imagine a Bicorn with a hime cut, a haughty and dominant personality, and a habit of wearing leather corsets all the time to emphasize her enormous tits.

>> No.18881698

>>18881621
Sounds like flayer work.

>> No.18881702

>>18881693
MUH

>> No.18881704

>>18881693
Would she specifically get a chestlet girl to join the harem just to bully her flatness in front of hubby, as she knows that’s a huge fetish of his?

>> No.18881705

>>18881661
Girls dominating ither through the use of their husband's cock is pretty good. It might be cuckish but it's still nice.

>> No.18881709

>>18881685
The one with long tongues. Foxes, Lamiae, Mucus Toads or Akanames.

A Succubus married to a kiss slut might have a longer tongue too.

>> No.18881713 [SPOILER] 
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>>18881661
>>18881680
>>18881689
>>18881691
>>18881689
I prefer this kind of bicorn.

>> No.18881714

>>18881621
I don't know, but I want to get cursed in a similar way where each orgasm I have is better than the one before it for the rest of my life!

>> No.18881717

>>18881693
Yes!


>>18881704
YES!!!

>> No.18881723

>>18881704
>”Oh sweetie... it looks like you’re just to small to give hubby a proper titjob~ awww, don’t feel bad, I’m sure you’ll grow up one da- what’s that? You’re already fully grown? Oh my~ how unfortunate~”
>all while her heaving tits are shoved against the flatty’s face, smothering her

>> No.18881724

>>18881661
>preying on littler monstergirls with your waifu
The dream.

>> No.18881728

>>18881709
>Might
I'll bet they could orgasm from a good kiss, too. Talk about attacking their upper and lower mouths.

>> No.18881743

>>18881709
>kiss slut
You make it sound dirty

>> No.18881747

>>18881704
>>18881717
>"Oh what's wrong dear? Are you jealous of these? Are you upset that I can make our husband cum over and over with my titfucks?"
>"Mmmhmhmhmhm~ Jealousy isn't becoming of that face of yours dear, but I know what is... Now as I see it you have two options."
>"Either resist, and I'll make you deepthroat him... or give in and let him pound that tight elven pussy until you're knocked up~ 30 seconds until you either choose or I choose for you~"

>> No.18881753
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>>18881661
Anon, you've made the bicorn slut in me a very happy man. That's perfection right there.

>> No.18881754 [DELETED] 

>>18881704
Unironically kill yourself.

>> No.18881756

>>18881723
>>18881747
Fantastic, although she’d need to make sure she’s got the largest chest in the bunch

>> No.18881760

>>18881724
Now this I like, the image of a mature and experienced Bicorn madamé looming over a small, inexperienced girl with a knowing smile is the kind of evil I like.

>> No.18881779
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>>18881723
>>18881724
>>18881760
I hope Eros curses all of you.

>> No.18881782

>>18881548
What happens if you just out right stronger than a salamander?

>> No.18881790

>>18881747
>elf bullying with the bicorn wife
Yes, just yes.

>> No.18881792

>>18881782
The the salamander would have to improve herself to fight you
Would be an interesting change up.

>> No.18881795

>>18881779
Hey, it’s all in good sexy fun.

>> No.18881797

>>18881756
Well of course she is. She makes sure to drink Holst milk regularly if a busty girl gets added to the harem.

>>18881760
Just imagine her giving you a mindblowing blowjob while the new inexperienced virgins she's acquired for your harem watch in awe.
Then imagine her making them practice on you until they can all suck your dick like they were born to do it.

>> No.18881810

>>18881779
But anon, Eros isn't just about monogamous marriages. As long as everyone's willing it's all okay.

>> No.18881812

>Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex
I guess ghouls would riot then

>> No.18881813
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>>18881795
It's all fun and games until she hangs herself.

>> No.18881823

>>18881644
>no mention of Queen Slimes
Not enough effort, F—

>> No.18881825
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18881825

Together we shall build the ulitmate sex chair
then work on more practical inventions

>> No.18881827

>>18881747
>Elf has a great ass and set of legs which the Bicorn is low key a little jealous of but also acknowledges as the Elf’s strength
>whenever Bicorn gets outfits tailored for the girls, she always makes sure Elf’s are a bit more tight in the ass- and playfully, a bit too loose in the chest

>> No.18881834

>>18881782
Instant wife. Just effortlessly disarm her, knock her to the ground, lift her tail and go to town I'in doggy. She'd get off on her own helplessness.

>> No.18881835

>>18881797
Good, could even work into her teasing of said holst if it was added to the harem

>> No.18881836 [SPOILER] 
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Truly, a literary work of art.

>> No.18881841

>>18881825
I want to torture Gremlin-chan's pussy with habanero chili paste after coming across her all tied up and vulnerable in one of her prototype sex machines!

>> No.18881842

>>18881790
>"I'm a proud Elf you filthy human! I'll never lose to your thick juicy cock! Haaahn~ No matter how much of your disgusting cum you pump into my greedy womb I'll never surrender! Mmmmh~ Give me more! I can take it all!"
>"...Darling she's a bit too into this. Maybe we should take a break?"
>"Noooo~! You don't get to back out when the pride of all elves is on the line!"
>"...She's a kinky one, I'll give her that. Well you have fun Darling, I've got to start dinner. Fallen alive we've been here for three hours."

>> No.18881844

>>18881825
I think I want a mechanick tag team of Gremlin and hakutaku
Imagine the two of them along with anon making cool stuff
Or just watching reruns of scrapheap challenge

>> No.18881853

>>18881827
Pure perfection right there. But the biggest question is; How big is the harem?

>> No.18881858

>>18881812
DE EAT THE CUM

>> No.18881860 [DELETED] 
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>Honey, pass the lotion

>> No.18881864

>>18881860
Ok. Give me like five minutes though.

>> No.18881876

>>18881853
Not him but I’d go for 5

>> No.18881877

>>18881860
Going to the beach in MGC would be a deathtrap unless you go there with your wife, and even then. You'll probably be asked to oil up ever single girl there.

And clothes like that would probably be considered normal.

>> No.18881879

>>18881842
Adorable. Good wife.
>>18881853
As big as dear husband wants.
I’m inclined to around 10-12 myself

>> No.18881881

>>18881844
>scrapheap challenge
Never heard of it

>> No.18881882
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>>18881860

>> No.18881886
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>During the Second Mamono-Human War, one of the key factors to our victory was the conversion of human women.
>Human women were rounded up from captured territories and then sent to specialized containment areas to hold them in single, concentrated areas.
>Initially it began with a few intimate encounters, but this was deemed too inefficient.
>To speed up the process, the mamono operating the facility would lock them into the group shower and release a darkmatter from a trapdoor in the roof.
>The pure demonic energy radiating off the dark matter in such a close, confined space immediately monsterized those within.
>As the war went on and success was closer in sight, those that operated the encampments got creative in their manner of conversion, using recent converts to do the job, as efficiency was no longer a concern.
>This included replacing their soap with bubble slime excess, throwing accelerant onto chochin-obake and unleashing them in a lust-crazed frenzy within the dorms, dryads performing demonic energy enemas with their branches, gremlin-built sex machines, and the well-known raiju-electric-grid.

>> No.18881904

>>18881842
I'm in love with this harem.
I wonder how she'd react to adding a normally dominant girl to the harem?

>> No.18881907

>>18881881
Old Brit show
Contestants are put in a junkyard and told to build something that they will compete with (cars, catapults, ect)

>> No.18881913

>>18881904
They'd trade tips and gossip about various things.
Their husband's in for a wild ride when they team up on him though. Nonstop teasing from multiple directions.

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>> No.18881928

>>18881886
this sounds made up

>> No.18881932
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What girl would be the least suited for a bicorn harem?

>> No.18881939

>>18881913
>bicorn and manticore sharing tips
>endless teasing
I need this girl in my life.

>> No.18881946

>>18881916
Spamming stuff from /r/monstergirls I see going by the imgur filename.

>> No.18881947

>>18881836
http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE180894.html
>Nearly 400 downloads
I wonder if the author will consider that to be enough to translate the second game.

>> No.18881960

>>18881932
Jubjub, Nacho

>> No.18881965

>>18881877
It would probably be more normal not to wear clothes at all.

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Mating press and creampie this foxbote?

>> No.18881979

>>18880955
Take a closer look at around the bottom left

>> No.18881990

>>18881932
Shirohebi.
>>18881960
Depends how lewd the Bicorn is. If she's a complete degenerate she might be okay with chaos girls in the harem but Jubjub never wanting off your dick would be a major problem.

>> No.18882002

>>18881932
Hebis. Most lamia, actually.

>> No.18882016
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>>18881990
>>18882002
>30) It seems dangerous if both a Bicorn and Shiroebi fall in love with the same man.

>Seems like it'll get very rough for some time. For the husband's body that is. They'll end up getting along in some way or another, but seems like the harem will get rather busy, since the Shiroebi will try to steal a march on the other members and get into an assertive position where she get's the most sex. Hang in there husband!

>> No.18882017

>>18881975
All day, every day.

>> No.18882023

>>18881932
The good ones

>> No.18882029

>>18881947
That's getting close to 5k burger money. I'd say that's a great success for a small doujin game probably made in Exet's free time and it being secondary sales on top of the Japanese version.
It depends how much the translator cost him I guess.

>> No.18882035

>>18881975
Everyone keeps calling her a boat, but I ain’t seeing any boat resemblance or boat parts.
I mean, I’ll take it. It’s a massive improvement over kancolle’s “just slap some fucking metal bits on there” approach.

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>>18881782
>What happens if you just out right stronger than a salamander?
I don't think the profile says anything about that, maybe she keeps trying to catch up and coming back for rematches if she likes you. If you had your way with her after beating her, that would probably make a good first impression.

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>>18882035
Her flight deck is a scroll, just like carriers drawn by Kuuro in OG KanColle.

>> No.18882055

>>18882035
She has boat parts too, the artists just don't draw them a lot of the time.
Kancolle's overall design philosophy is better since they actually care a lot more about the boat the girl is based on. Azur lane just throws whatever's popular with otaku on a girl and calls it a day.

>> No.18882074

>>18881932
Unicorn

>> No.18882075

>>18882051
That’s kinda clever.

>> No.18882086
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>>18882074
Infinite harem exploit:

1. Find Unicorn waifu
2. Fuck Unicorn
3. Cheat on Unicorn to obtain Bicorn
4. Seduce more Unicorns to obtain more Bicorns whenever the Bicorn MAMONO MANA starts to thin
5. Bask in infinite pussy

>> No.18882128

>>18882086
Rather just stick with 1 Unicorn.

>> No.18882144

>>18882128
Especially since the nature of MGs means that even one girl = “infinite pussy.”

>> No.18882152

>>18881835
>Drained looking holst and smug bicorn

>> No.18882155

>>18881853
Ten tops.
>Bicorn bottom bitch
>her Holstaur BFF
>Holstaur’s Minotaur cousin
>a Raiju who was caught checking me out at the gym
>an Elf and Dark Elf who are twins (their mothers an Echidna)
>a Kraken who we met on a cruise
>a Dorome who showed up in our backyard one day
>a Gremlin who doubles as our mechanic
>and a Kunoichi who she caught trying to “save me from the evil horse” on our eighth honeymoon to Zipangu

>> No.18882156

>>18882016
>Harem acquires new hebi member
>Rest of the girls are doing waifu things when they notice the snake is missing
>Find her wrapped around husband when it's not her turn or group time
>From experience they know the only way to get that mass of muscle off is relentless orgasm or cold
>they opt for ice water
>After dragging her off the entire harem engages in makeup/warm up sex, but it takes the bicorn a while to get into it because she knows she's going to have time take the shirohebi out of her ice bath for re-education once they're done
>Again
Gaman, cuckhorse.

>> No.18882160

>>18882086
I'd rather roll smoke hobos and satyros if we're going that route.

>> No.18882169
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Military griffons

>> No.18882182

>>18882046
>Anon the Barbarian soundly defeats and rapes a Salamander before going on his way
>she becomes infatuated with him and obsessed with finding him
>years later, she finally tracks him down
>he’s now a penitent monk, who asks forgiveness for his old ways and states he is now a student of nonviolence and humbleness
How does she react?

>> No.18882195

>>18882169
Is she allowed to have artillery of that size?

>> No.18882203

>>18882182
One last duel.
not to fight for glory, or dominance, she wants to show her feelings the best way she knows how
and with demon silver theres no bloodshed, win-win!

>> No.18882210

>>18882169
Leona's american, right?

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>> No.18882226

>>18882210
It's never stated where she comes from, or where either her dad or adopted dad comes from either.

The countries in kof 94 make me laugh to this day

>> No.18882239

>>18882212
>those artifacts
>BBCCHAN
>>18882212
You've gotta go back.

>> No.18882248
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Cutiebi or succuti?

Either way they're succulent!

Such Succ!

>> No.18882265
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I was supposed to write something more serious, but ended up going on a tangent with the succubus pizza idea from a few threads back.

https://pastebin.com/YDLDiFzB

Still waiting on that new computer, though. Sorry if you thought I was dead.

>> No.18882309

>>18882265
>Yananon
Holy smokes.

>> No.18882342

>>18882265
Excellent. I like the interpretation of contract magic. Thank you!

>> No.18882343
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MGs will never have good law enforcement because MGs are only on the same terms of relative power within their own species. If that Dragon says she's taking your son and a Hellhound police officer rolls up to stop her, the Dragon simply does as she pleases.

No doubt they'll have a good set of laws created but they are meaningless if they cannot be enforced. Thus the Demon Lord of future MGE should recruit Paladins from whatever Human Lands remain and turn them into FFTactics Judges. This would make them the equivalent of say a Swat Team or the National Guard having to deal with the big threats to laws.

You might be saying "Hey dipshit Demon Lord will just empower MG guards / police" but that wouldn't do diddly squat because they'd be biased as fuck towards the MGs by default. They need an outside force to help keep shit in check when MG villains go too far and can't be dealt with under traditional means.

>> No.18882370

>>18882343
No. Fuck off.

>> No.18882377

>>18882343
What a boring topic

>> No.18882379

>>18882265
Always nice to see an old name, yananon and it's great to have some succubus smut.
Amy's seems like a lovely girl.

>> No.18882390

>>18882343
Yawn.

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>>18882370
>>18882377
>>18882390
Hey, at least he put more effort into his post than the hordes of "I want to" or "ywn" posts.

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>>18882265
I've been craving a nice yandere story. Bless you Yananon.
>>18882343
Shit nobody cares about/10

>> No.18882419

>>18882226
>The countries in kof 94 make me laugh to this day
Why?

>> No.18882424

>>18882416
>redditor getting all uppity again

>> No.18882426

>>18882416
>he
Yeah nice try.

>> No.18882434

>>18882419
Because half the teams are incorrect
Not racist, just incorrect
For example 2 Japanese women and a french woman represent team england

>> No.18882441

>>18882343
You know, tasers would still be a thing

>> No.18882442

>>18882416
>he
Don't you mean yourself? You redditors are ultra easy to spot anyways.

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>>18882426
Don't you know? Women are incapable of using computers.

>> No.18882467

>>18881502
She is going to be my mount when I become Emperor

>> No.18882499
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>>18882441
>Tazers
>2 electric type pok- monster girls already exist

I don't think a dragon is going to go down from a Tazer either.

>All these shitposters thinking they can identify anybody on an anonymous imageboard

Thread police shitting up the thread again. Check the IPs you degenerate metashitposters because you're doing a terrible job as usual.

>> No.18882500

>>18882467
And every night before then.

>> No.18882503

>>18882499
If you can have a magic sword, you can have a magic taser.

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>>18882441
>tasers
>in a world with late medieval/early modern era technology

>> No.18882546

>>18882441
>tasers
>in a fantasy world
>where monsters that fight would deal with magic and super strength blows on a daily basis
If a dragon or baphomet would withstand a lich's fireball spell or magic missile then a taser is only going to make them laugh.
>>18882499
>y-you can't say for sure that it's me
>just check posters IPs that you need mod powers to see

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>> No.18882558

>>18882546
If you can have a fireball, you can have a restraining spell.

>> No.18882561

>>18882343
KC said monsters won't rape you if you say "Monster no raping." Like Dora the Paladin.

>> No.18882566

>Missed breast envy discussion
GOOOOOOOODS

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>>18882503
Yeah but we're talking about highly magical beings. A magic sword or bow already doesn't do much against high level MGs so I'm not sure how a magic taser will do better.

>18882546
>The thread police are newfags

>>18882561
I won't say bringing up law enforcement and shit is exciting but Dora the Palad-ing against MGs seems substantially lamer.

>> No.18882590

>>18882556
Don't cross the streams

>> No.18882591

>>18882265
That was great man, thanks for your work

>> No.18882609

Whats the stupidest thought you've had in regards to a story?

>> No.18882631

>>18882579
The he'll am I looking at?

>> No.18882635

>>18882500
>tfw can't decide between a "grew up together" scenario or "got a mature griffon bodyguard at a young age" scenario

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>> No.18882638 [DELETED] 

>>18882579
>screaming thread police
>claiming to be able to see IPs attached to each post
Oh I know who you are now. I'd tell you to fuck back off to TFT but they don't even want you there.

>> No.18882647

>>18882579
Go away.

>> No.18882648

>>18882631
http://monstergirlquest.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Halo

>> No.18882654
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Why are demon types just simply the fucking best.

>> No.18882676

>>18882609
A NEET Manticore who sells her spines on the dark web that’s all I had going for that.

>> No.18882702

>>18882654
Girls with no qualms at getting what they want are sexy. Gap moe is fun and all, but it’s the erotic way a demonic girl would just strut up, say she’s taking that dick, and lead you to bed by her tail wrapped around your cock for some fire and brimstone bed-booming that really makes them special.

>> No.18882709

>>18882609
MG roulette with DARK MATTER

>> No.18882750

I want to buy a bunch of duct tape so I can turn my loli Pharaoh waifu into a duct tape mummy!

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>>18882566
Rough shit my dude. Maybe the new wordfilter put into play on the other board will bring a smile to your face though.

>>18882638
>When you fail once but try again just to fail a second time

Just take the pity (you) and stop.

>>18882609
Echidna disguised as a human marries a Paladin who "rescues" her from her own dungeon. She has a kid and has to disguise them too while keeping the lie going. Shenanigans ensue.

>> No.18882763

>>18882756
>Maybe the new wordfilter put into play on the other board will bring a smile to your face though.
???

>> No.18882789

>>18882609
I was writting a crossover fic between monmusu and ben 10, then my high wore off and I was like
>what the fuck am I doing!?

>> No.18882792

>>18882756
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a cat should be able to fly.

>> No.18882804

>>18882763
Is the Onions = Onion thing still over there?

>> No.18882805

>>18882792
The Queen bee is very confused when people quote Bee Movie at her. And when they ask if she likes Huey Lewis and the News.

>> No.18882817

>>18882654
Diablo-sama is cute!

>> No.18882818

>>18882804
I guess it's site wide then.

>>18882763
/v/irgins overused s . o . y so hard that it's onions now.

>> No.18882828

>>18882818
They better be posting Shrek. Also thank god I hate that meme.

>> No.18882829

>>18882818
does basedboy still work?

>> No.18882831

>>18882805
>”Dear husband, have you any inkling what they’re referring to?”
>”GAAAAHHBLLGGHHH”
>”Oh! That’s right. I’ve induced him into an orgasmic coma to maximize sperm production. Never mind, dearest! Keep thrrrrusting!”

>> No.18882835

>>18882829
Hah, apparently not.

>> No.18882843

>>18882750
Anon this isn't a horror movie.

>> No.18882856

>>18882831
>royally plump Queen Bee dickthroning her husband all day long with her fat, noble ass milking his swollen package endlessly
Ah, the perks of royalty!

>> No.18882876

>>18882856
>Ohhohohohoho's can be heard throughout the palace every day

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>>18881836

>> No.18882899

>>18882818
It's either them or /pol/.

/ck/ isn't affected for obvious reasons.

>> No.18882910

>>18882818
>Onions
Ids ogre

>> No.18882912

>>18882818
But onions are delicious

>> No.18882914

>>18882513
Not him but
Learn lighting magic and give her the zip zap.

>> No.18882920

>>18882899
/mu/ used it a lot, too.

>> No.18882927

>>18882899
>>18882920
Same with /tv/

>> No.18882950

>>18882856
>>18882876
I want to cumflate the Queen Bee every day and I’m not ashamed of it!
I wanna fill a tub with babybatter for her to lounge in!

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I want to masturbate into an Anubis' bathwater.

>> No.18882978

>>18882959
I want to be an dark skinned Anubis's fair skinned boy slave!

>> No.18882982
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>>18882959
>>18882978

>> No.18882985

>>18882609
A yandere dormouse who keeps breaking in to her crush's house and sleeping on his bed.

>> No.18882998

>>18882959
I want to waifu a shy, socially awkward, NEET Anubis.

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>>18882998
Make sure to subscribe to her steams and donate too.

>> No.18883010

>>18882638
>Fuck back off to TFT
Curious to wonder who you're talking about just for amusement's sake

>> No.18883014

If you could marry a monstergirl how do you even choose one when there are so many great ones?

>inb4 harem
You can't marry 50 monstergirls, anon

>> No.18883015

>>18882998
I prefer a haughty, ojou-sama type who's a charm and a tease but secretly not as clever as she thinks so you can bully her a little when you want to.

>> No.18883020

>>18883007
I'll worship her paws! I'm going to harass her a lot with donations with lewd paw-related comments!

>> No.18883023

>>18882959
I want to cut her hair to a more reasonable length

>> No.18883024

>>18882959
If police actually looked like that I’d be jaywalking and littering all day long!
I just want to catch the eye of Officer Wurm, I swear!

>> No.18883026

>>18883014
>You can't marry 50 monstergirls, anon
not if I go mormon

>> No.18883032

>>18883023
[angry kej noises]

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>>18883023
Bobcut Anubis is very good.

>> No.18883038

>>18883010
A monster girl fan fiction site.

>> No.18883043

>>18883038
I know what the website is, I'm asking about whomst he was referring to.

>> No.18883044

>>18882609
>Guy finds mouse girl at a club
>notices she's a little dazed
>steps in to save her from being roofied
>does the right thing and takes her home
>ends up drugged himself
>fucks her in his stupor
>wakes up next to said mouse of door
>hijinks ensue

>> No.18883059

>>18883035
>Not the Ryu ga Gotoku logo since it suits the reference more.

>> No.18883081

>>18883032
>pixie cut Kej
Is this guro?

>> No.18883095

>>18883023
Next you'll tell us you want a monogamous bicorn.

>> No.18883099

>>18883014
She choose me.

>> No.18883105

>>18882978
I bet foreign boys go for a lot in slave markets.

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Loli Unagi Joros with transparent skin!

>> No.18883142

>>18880520
Why don't you go find out?

>> No.18883144

>>18883095
>Be unicorn
>Have husband who is a black hole
>Become bicorn because he got raped without realizing it
>Attempt to set him up with other women because the thought now makes your nethers moist
>Fail miserably because he never understands them coming onto him
Suffering, but she loves him anyway.

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How can other undeads even compete?

>> No.18883182

>>18882265
Who knew yandere, Demon and pizza were a good mix?
Great work, I enjoyed it.

>> No.18883186

>>18883172
Meat lich.

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>>18883172

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>>18883144
>the thought now makes your nethers moist
Which one?

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>>18883172
Dragon Zombies are one of the rarest monstergirls. Also I want to tell a Wight to git gud at rhythm games.

>> No.18883207

>>18883172
Jiang Shi best undead

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>>18883172
Yes.

>> No.18883228

>>18883197
>nethers
>already plural
Joke's on you, faggot cat!

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>>18883218
Isn't the Pharaoh basically a brown wight?

>> No.18883241

>>18883233
She's technically a mummy

>> No.18883245

>>18883233
Wights are pale pharaohs.

>> No.18883247

>>18882817
I would tell you to fuck off to TFT or /monster/ shoggocks but I'm pretty sure they don't even want you there at all

>> No.18883251

>>18883233
I wanna call a pharaoh a Sand wight and see what happens. Probably a execution and/or get thrown into some pit. But it would be worth it.

>> No.18883252

>>18883241
Basically a Wight level mummy, if not higher.

>> No.18883254

>>18883245
Which is the better power though? Wight claws or God Voice?

>> No.18883255

>>18883233
She is basically the best

>> No.18883274

>>18883233
Is there a name for this hairstyle?

>> No.18883278

>>18883254
Wight's claw, more handholding potential.

>> No.18883287

>>18883274
The Pyrahimedere

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>>18883255
Exactly.

>> No.18883301

>>18883135
this may be more exciting than cleavage of your wife

>> No.18883316

>>18883172
>>18883193
>>18883206
>>18883288
There's so many great Undead girls. An Undead demon realm would be the nicest place to live.

>> No.18883321

>>18883247
I'm not him, I thought he was the one I was replying to in the first place since he always used to post that image.

>> No.18883323

>>18883278
>Hand holding
She can hold your heart. Your heart!

>> No.18883337
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Furthermore, many of them are reticent and don’t express very much outward emotion, but it seems this is because the founders of the kunoichi passed down the teaching “One should only reveal one’s true heart and feelings in front of a husband that one truly loves.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKJTR51_AkE
>Kunoichi with wonderful singing voice
>Decides to use a song as her first display of emotion to her husband.

>> No.18883349

>>18883337
pirate succubus when?

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Release in the Kraken!

>> No.18883364

>>18883337
>“One should only reveal one’s true heart and feelings in front of a husband that one truly loves.”
Does this mean that there are Kunoichi that could go as far as wearing stylish masks?

>> No.18883372

>>18883364
you callin' her mask ugly eeehhh???

>> No.18883373

>>18883357
With skin like that, I don't think I could resist releasing on it, either.

>> No.18883380

>>18883316
I really enjoy the stratification of intelligence.
You’d have a field trip of zombies all simple and moaning visiting Lady Wight’s manor, where she is kind and patient with the girls even though they have but a fraction of her intelligence. Everyone just getting along regardless of differences.

>> No.18883407

>>18883380
I kind of want a haughty ojou Wisp to live with in a big haunted plantation, with Zombies working the fields and picking peppers. And a pack of ghouls in the cave beneath the well.

>> No.18883411

>>18883337
>Men pick up traits from monster wives
what can I get out of kunoichi? weapon mastery? Elemental techniques?

>> No.18883415

>>18883411
Stealth dicking

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You can't find a cuter Dark Matter girl than this, don't even bother trying.

>> No.18883432

>>18883278
Yeah, it's not relevant which one is stronger, Wight's claws are the better power by the criteria that matter the most.
>ghost claw massage
>playing tsundere and slapping you with it
>clawing your back during sex
>handholding

>> No.18883435

>>18883411
I would want weapon mastery and stealth so I can mess about with people
And ambush my wife with kunai-shaped dildos

>> No.18883440

>>18883337
But what if your family think she's too much of a dead fish?

>> No.18883441

>>18883427
All I can think of is Jyushimatsu.

>> No.18883442

>>18883415
>Activate stealth.exe at a parent teacher conference
>Cum in your wife
>No one notices
>Feel eyes on the side of your head
>Turn to see your daughter narrowing her eyes at you with a look on her face that says "Really?"
>Almost no one noticed

>> No.18883447

>>18883337
I would like to see a kunoichi with a hobby
Like making origami flowers

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>>18883427
Are you sure that's not a frog?

>> No.18883481

DED

>> No.18883486

>>18883442
>You and your wife smile knowingly at your daughter
>The missus jabs a series of pressure points and makes you jizz in your pants (also stealthily)
>Not even your daughter noticed that
The woman's incredible.

>> No.18883487

>>18883432
Not to set off Reeees, but y’all seem to not know the absolute bliss of girls using their voice on you in ‘special’ ways
It’s seriously hard to get better than that, and a Pharoah can make it that much better
tl;dr, getting clawed on the back is great, but for me can’t beat your lover moaning certain things in your ear or talking you through cunnilingus

>> No.18883493

>>18883321
Either way you can fuck off with him

>> No.18883523

>>18883197
I can’t look at that pic and think that Cheshire speaks like Eric Cartman.

>> No.18883548

>>18883523
>Well
>Anon's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
>She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
>She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
>She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

>> No.18883557

>>18883523
>>18883548
Somehow, this will turn into Canadian mg poster showing up

>> No.18883562

>>18883557
>A yeti will never call you her buddy

>> No.18883570

>>18883562
>A Whitehorn will never say she’s not your buddy, guy

>> No.18883577

>>18883570
Of course not!
She's your wife, friend

>> No.18883581

Reminder that even the most adorable little Wendi-chan looks spooky and eerie when staring just beyond the edge of the light of your campfire at night

>> No.18883590

>>18883581
Would give meat to.
Gonna have a snuggly, pudgy wendi

>> No.18883601

>>18883590
Good choice. Probably easy to do too. A wendigo would never ever turn down meat, even when full.
She’ll be perfect for warmth!

>> No.18883606

>>18883601
The cuddliest little wendi in the woods.
Gonna take her home

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>>18883562
It's either gravy with poutine or go fuck your mother, bud

>> No.18883617

>>18883612
Poutine is overrated.

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Reminder.

>> No.18883625

>>18883617
Be nice, it's all they have.

>> No.18883637

>>18883606
>Cuddly Wendigo curiously looks around as you carry her into your home
>...then goes back to munching on the steak you got her
>even when you gingerly take her coat off revealing her bare form, she only whimpers for a moment before a bag of jerky calms her down
>she snuggles her plump butt into your lap by the fireplace that night, happily wiggling as she chews a sausage and nuzzles your chest
And that’s when you pull your real ‘meat’ out

>> No.18883645

>>18883606
>>18883637
This is abuse! The poor girl shouldn’t be fed by humans or she’ll become dependent!

>> No.18883652

>>18883637
The cutest!
Lets hope she has a thirst to go with that appetite.

>>18883645
Shush!
She'll be fine, nothing wrong with giving Wendis meat.

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>>18883357
Reminder that going anywhere off shore is a rape sentence in MGE

>> No.18883654

>>18883645
Dependent of my dick!

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>>18883653
Lies.

>> No.18883673

>>18883653
God damn. What do you call this expression?!

>> No.18883679

>>18882309
>>18882342
>>18882379
>>18882418
>>18882591
>>18883182
I appreciate the support!

If I don't get distracted again, the next story will be about a kunoichi.

>> No.18883690

>>18883673
“come play with nee-chan”

>> No.18883694

>>18883673
Pensive in lewd thoughts?
A calm, yet suggestive stare?
The milf swoon?

>> No.18883697

>>18883673
“Aww, you thought there was an exit!”

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>>18883621

>> No.18883702

>>18883645
The fridge raiding Wendi needs to go to her room, no meat

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>>18883673
>Prepare your anus

>> No.18883704

>>18883653
I wanna dive into her Bermuda Triangle. Why are krakens so great?

>> No.18883710

>>18883679
>kunoichi
Oh yes. Keep up the good work dude.
Distractions are understandable though.

>> No.18883712

>>18883679
>the next story will be about a kunoichi
So, what levels of stalkerfu are we talking?

>> No.18883714

>>18883703
>Captionfags still don't understand that their shit is banned

>> No.18883736

>>18883704
Because despite looking like they could do terrible things to you at any moment, they’re really just big kuddlers

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>>18883690
>>18883694
>>18883697
>>18883704
>Be merchant trader on his way to new city with family
>Traveling by Galleon, because sea travel is quicker
>Also luxurious as fuck, and being a trader you can afford it
>Everything is going well
>Pleasant sea breeze carries the scent of salty air into your lungs
>The sun is bright and high in the sky
>You're lazing on the deck pleasantly sharing some exotic cocktails with the captain
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>This is the life you had always wanted
>The captain is a minotaur pirate
>Her husband is the first mate
>Suddenly the ship lurches to a halt
>In the middle of the ocean
>You hear the man in the crows nest yell out "We must have hit a reef"
>What the fuck is going on
>Cocktail spilled all over your clothes
>What the fucks a reef doing out in the middle of the sea
>Ship begins creaking and groaning
>Suddenly one of the masts is dragged into the sea by a large powerful tentacle
>Second mast topples over the grille that leads to the under decks
>White tentacles rise up out of the water to envelop the ship, Minotaur captain is furious, and bellows to her shipmates
>Massive tentacle envelops the captain and drags her off the side of the boat into the azure sea below
>Ship begins to slowly sink
>Deck is now devoid of life, some sailors got shredded by loose ropes and falling rigging
>Others already jumped into the sea
>You hear cries for help as you see your family trapped under the wooden grille
>The water is up to their waists
>Suddenly a Kraken appears on deck
>She asks you whether you want to go down with the ship, and drown with your family or whether you'd rather live together with her in the black abyss under the waves
>You take a look at your wife and child struggling for air
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
>She begins giggling softly, and whispers how you two are going to be alone, and spend a lot of quality time together, and no whores from a past life will come between you
>You try to drown yourself because of the sorrow, but death does not come, as you find the kraken has given you the ability to breathe water

>> No.18883745

>>18883702
[Snarling, scratching noises]

>> No.18883760

>>18883702
No, much meat!

>> No.18883774

>>18883745
>>18883760
What happens when you use your big, dad-voice on a misbehaving Wendi?

>> No.18883781

>>18883774
She slumps down or hides under a chair/furtniture with her tail sticking out.
Far harder to do with bigger wendis

>> No.18883814

>>18883653
>Kraken Rape Caves

>> No.18883829

>tfw Krakens attract spammy shitposters these days

>> No.18883840 [DELETED] 

>>18883742
Fuck off.

>> No.18883863

>>18883829
Its a fucking tragedy for one of my top ten girls

>> No.18883868

>>18883712
tags: osananajimi

>> No.18883883

>>18883829
>shitposters
>not just a single shitposter
You can tell it's him because he's obsessed with ocean based girls in general. Mermaids, abyssals and krakens being the obvious ones and he always uses the same imgur filenames that can be traced back to you know were.

>> No.18883896
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This mouse is gonna get molested!

>> No.18883907

>>18883896
cute underwear, dood

>> No.18883909
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>>18883814
>Kraken Love Caves
FTFY

>> No.18883927

>>18883883
That too. Shame /jp/ moderation is nonexistent though.

>> No.18883932
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AROUND ELVES, WATCH YOURSELVES

>> No.18883962
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18883962

Would you accept her offer?

>> No.18883975

>>18883962
I can't draw.

>> No.18883978
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>>18883612
>>18883570
>>18883562
>>18883557
>>18883548

>> No.18883992
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>>18883978
DELETE THIS.

>> No.18884021

>>18883962
I'm gonna draw a mind flayer helping her husband remember all the good times they had with a deceased loved one

>> No.18884023

>>18883992
Wonder why is she so angry this year. Did someone reminded her she's too cold to ever get a husband?

>> No.18884025

>>18883829
I like krakens. I'd love to get strong, learn some magic and wrestle a big one before teasing her little sister.

>> No.18884028
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18884028

Little snek.

>> No.18884029

>Adopted by an Oni
>Don't go out of your way to tell people about it
>She did her best to ensure you could fit into human society
>Win every drinking contest in college
>Make good money betting on them

>> No.18884044

Huge hefty honkers!
The best dairy farm is the one you make yourself from defeated rivals

>> No.18884050

>>18883321
I find it better to just lurk or do other things to preoccupy the time since I'm not an active writer more times than not. Besides, it saves the trouble of getting told to fuck off.

>> No.18884088
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>> No.18884101

>>18884050
Please stay bollocks.

>> No.18884115
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18884115

Are there Eros-aligned living dolls?

>> No.18884138

>>18884115
They're given to special cases.

>> No.18884139

>>18884115
I mean, I imagine they can take up the faith as much as anyone else can.

>> No.18884196
File: 1.19 MB, 3512x1005, It's nine o'clock on a Saturday the regular crowd shuffles in There's an old man sitting next to me Makin' love to his tonic and gin He says, Son, can you play me a memory.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18884196

What's that? It's Monday you say? Can't go out drinking on a Monday? Oh anon, you card, we go out drinking every day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0VQOHX7lM

Get in the car lads, it's time to get wasted, bamboozled by floozy Mantises, watch anon get shot down by that Unicorn again, see that one fool start a foight just to get shut down by that Ogre lass, drunken renditions of Piano man, play wingman for a bro out to get a parrot lady, and visit that Nightmare before she visits you later!

>> No.18884213

>>18884088
I see Ice Queen-san has been working on her tan

>> No.18884242
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>>18884101

>> No.18884257

>>18884138
Like what?

>> No.18884267

>>18884196
Dibs on deriving pleasure from watching other people be drunk!

>> No.18884291
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>>18884267
Ayyyy good to see ya Norm!

>> No.18884295
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>> No.18884329

>>18884295
wat

>> No.18884333

What if you told a baphomet to act her age?

>> No.18884354

>>18884295
I enjoy depictions of girls exhausted from sex. Bonus points if they're still having it

>> No.18884357

>>18884295
Plasmids girls are too damn lanky.

>> No.18884361

>>18884333
You ever seen a loli play dead before?

>> No.18884415

>>18884329
Science needs doing anon. How else are they going to find out the average sexual stamina of a Hellhound?

>> No.18884485

>>18882503
what about a magic rape whistle.

>> No.18884499

>>18884415
mindflayer induced simulation?

>> No.18884506
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>>18883625
We also have Nanamio bars, which are fucking great.

>tfw fucking Kraft Dinner is literally one of our national dishes

>> No.18884524

>>18884506
>Kraft Dinner
Isn't that just like
Hamburger Helper type shit?

>> No.18884545
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18884545

>Listen bud, you can't just put shredded cheese on fries and gravy and call it a poutine
>What do you mean "We don't have cheese curds?" go give your balls a tug, titfucker.

>>18884524
It's easymac, basically.

Oh, we also have butter tarts, those are really good.

>> No.18884548

>>18884291
>>18884196
>When an Alp asks you what you serve monsters who feel like a failure of a woman
>Asking the lonely Anon what he's drinking
>A Manhattan

>> No.18884559

>>18884499
It doesn't work if there isn't a human element anon. The data's meaningless if a human test subject isn't involved.

>> No.18884563

>>18884559
but it is funny to watch

>> No.18884565

>>18882265
hey the succubus pizza idea was fantastic, looking forward to this

>> No.18884641
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18884641

>"you will love human woman and only human woman is that understood?"

>> No.18884647
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18884647

Lamia mages!

>> No.18884656

>>18884641
Why would I love someone who won't love me back?

>> No.18884667

>>18884641
What's that? Sorry can't hear you over my marriage promise to my Demon childhood friend.

>> No.18884683

>>18884641
Corrupt the Paladin!

>> No.18884686

>>18884641
Make me.

>> No.18884695

>>18884354
Exhausted combined with a teary-eyed orgasm face is the best. A blissful satisfied state like that is especially beautiful with a loli.

>> No.18884724

>>18884641
Bring back the fat mom

>> No.18884735

>>18883380
Same, I like the thought of a smug, haughty Wight that teases and bullies me but then I secretly catch her kindly tending to the zombies needs

>> No.18884737

>>18884641
That's would be fine by me, except for the part where none would love me back.

>> No.18884745

>>18884641
Yeah sure thing, now drink this.

>> No.18884751

>>18883978
>>18883992
now imagine her queefing everytime she gives you a hug

>> No.18884754

>>18884751
why?

>> No.18884759

>>18882265
IT'S SHIIIIIIT

>> No.18884771

>>18884751
Fuck off.

>> No.18884778

>>18884745
>>18884737
>>18884724
>>18884686
>>18884683
>>18884667
>>18884656
>"you have fallen so far my hero may the Chief Deity show you forgiveness in the after life."

>> No.18884786

>>18884754
south park reference

>> No.18884788

>>18884641
That's the redesigned main slut from the Queens Blade reboot.

>> No.18884794

>>18884751
>>18884786
Kill yourself you unfunny nigger.

>> No.18884821
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>> No.18884840

>>18884821
In what world are people running around in armor at the same time there are plastic drinking straws?

>> No.18884847

There's probably very few first generation monsters left.
How would your waifu react to seeing what her species used to be like?

>> No.18884853
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18884853

Surely you guys have something planned for Momster's Day, right?

>> No.18884856

>>18884840
Kitchen Sink Fantasy
See also Elona.

>> No.18884868

>>18884847
I think she'd find most mice pretty cute, especially if they similar to those that follow nazrin around and just hang off her body like in several of those peso doujins. As for giant rat-esque creatures from dark souls, she'd hate 'em.

>> No.18884871

>>18884778
If the Chief God wanted us to love human women then she shouldn't have made them such big assholes.

>> No.18884873

>>18884853
>Inari
Nothing changed

>> No.18884879

>>18884856
Elona? I think you mean Lulwy's Sex Dungeon Paradise.

>> No.18884887
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18884887

https://cowfee-bold.tumblr.com/post/173239450165

>> No.18884899

>>18884853
I have a need to knead!

>> No.18884914
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>>18884853
Sure. On Mother's Day I'll make her a mother.

>> No.18884932

>>18884887
Damn that's a pretty lewd guant. I want one now.

>> No.18884933

>>18884847
>"I'd hate to have a nose like that"

>> No.18884952

>>18884853
I sometimes wonder what kind of MG my mother would end up as.
Probably a Hakutaku. Be interesting to see how dad takes to that.

>> No.18884971

MGS play our videogames. What would their reactions be?

>Succ plays Clannad
>For the next week, she's extremely cuddly with her man, and begins demanding more of his time
>Diverts herself from mad sex, and takes him out on shopping sprees and cuddly dates with lots of talking and handholding

>Echidna plays Danganronpa
>Loses her ability to sleep and panics when her kids fight with each other

>Vampire plays SDR2
>Chapter 5
>Never touches visual novels again

>> No.18884987

>>18884971
>Salamander plays Devil may cry
>Starts training to chain a 100hit combo in a room full of training dummies

>Hakutaku plays Crusader kings 2
>Appreciates the historical accuracy
>Plays Dwarf fortress for a change
>Forgets everything she ever learned

>> No.18884988

>>18884971
Go away.

>> No.18884991

>>18884971
>Anubis plays dwarf fortress
>Has everything running like clockwork, no idle dwarves
>Queue temper tantrum spiral
>Come home to find Anubis as a hot flustered mess as her fortress crumbles

>> No.18884995

>>18884987
>>18884991
hey I like you

>> No.18884996

>>18884991
Alternatively, mad cackling coming from her room as she orders her "slaves" to unleash the lava.

>> No.18884997

>>18884971
>Ochi plays MGSR
>starts chopping EVERYTHING

>> No.18884999

>>18882265
>before taking off her shirt, revealing a well-endowed, fair-skinned chest
Demons have blue skin and black sclera though.

>> No.18885003

>>18884997
I bet she'd try be inspired and try to make a technique to cut your clothes off while leaving you completely unharmed.

>> No.18885015

>>18884991
>implying an Anubis would be disorganised enough to let them tantrum
She probably has 200 mist generators over her masterwork dining room filled with tasteful engravings. It's also likely she's cracked open the source code to reorganise everything to prevent FPS death.

>>18884996
Would she build a pyramid using modded goblin corpse blocks as building material?

>> No.18885021

>>18885003
She's gonna go straight to the Goblin down the street and ask for a Kobold Automaton and claim it's for protecting her Aruji-dono

>> No.18885023

>>18884971
>Phantom plays Darkest Dungeon
>the next month of your bedroom encounters are narrated by Wayne June

>> No.18885035

>>18885021
>finish irrumating your kobold automaton
>she's not satisfied
I GET FED
BUT THE HUNGER STILL REMAINS

>> No.18885036

>>18884971
>Vampire plays Ever17
>Bawls like an idiot
Fun fact, she was originally meant to be a vampire

>Atlach plays Hotline Miami
>Cue endless screaming and cursing, the most colorful you've ever heard

>> No.18885043

>>18885021
>Kobold
Nah, Bladewolf Automaton be a vanilla Werewolf or a Hellhound.

>> No.18885051

>>18884971
>Every time you try to play a new MMO that damn Chessire finds her way on to the game and keeps griefing you

>> No.18885057

>Lilim Pirate Queen, leading a pirate republic out of a shipwreck city, sailing the oceans for booty.
>Her first mate is a parrot harpy.

>> No.18885063
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>>18885023
>Come for the fifth time that night
>'Dazed. Reeling. bout to break.'
Gonna go till we get all the dialogue.

>> No.18885073

>>18885063
Delete your off topic shit.

>> No.18885079

>>18885063
>waifu gets tired
>you mount her
How quickly the tide turns.

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>>18884971
>Hellhound plays Doom
>Rips and tears everything
>Constant laughter from the ultra violence
>She starts quoting the Doom comic
>She yells "HERE COMES THE NIGHT TRAIN" when she's in heat

>> No.18885099

>>18884971
>Wolf plays Hearts of Iron
>"The netherlands aren't the only nether lands I'm gonna be invading tonight."

>> No.18885101

>>18885083
A+

>> No.18885120

>>18884971
>Kunoichi plays N
>She's a sobbing wreck when you find her

>> No.18885130

>>18885120
That Kunoichi is gonna get hugged.

>> No.18885152

>>18884971
>Kamitachi trio play Sonic the hedgehog
>Start pestering hubby to run with them on building walls and water

The shit I gotta put up with

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DEAD.

>> No.18885188

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing would frustrate an anubis or tanuki more than the phrase "GM Rule's Privilege." when a monster does something it normally can't

>> No.18885195

Muscled Valkryies with massive titties!

>> No.18885196

>>18885188
It's just the sign of a piss-poor GM, that's all.

>> No.18885207
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>>18885188
That seems like a perfectly legitimate reason to burn down a thread, or at least singe off major portions of it.

>> No.18885213

>>18885196
Silly anon.
You gotta bend the rules at times to give the party a challenge. Can't have them just face rolling everything now can they?
Can also let you keep one from death.


>>18885207
Please, only when handled poorly should it cause trouble.

>> No.18885223

>>18884196
>Sides [GONE}
It's the little things

>> No.18885224

>>18885083
>Demon plays doom

>> No.18885229

>>18885213
If they're not challenged, accept that you bungled whatever the encounter is and prepare better next time.

>> No.18885242
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>>18884932

>> No.18885244

I want a Zipangu girl harem. Girls like Ochimusha and Kunoichis are just absolutely perfect together.

>> No.18885256

>>18885229
Sometimes an pre-built book has issues being converted, although when my custom built ones tend to be far more difficult.

>> No.18885261

>>18885244
I agree.
Give me a muscled, tittymonster ochi, a lithe, fat bottomed kunoichi, a nureo maid, and a soft night spider with even larger titties than the ochi.

>> No.18885276

>>18885261
I can agree with all of those except for the spider girl. Personally I'd swap her out for an incredibly smug Nurarihyon.

>> No.18885279

>>18884999
You want blueberry flavor? I'll give you blueberry flavor. You'll eat blueberry until you feel sick every time you see the morning sky. Mark my words.

>> No.18885285
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I want to go to MG Spain and participate in the Running of the Minotaurs.

>> No.18885288

>>18885276
I'd actually be up for adding a Smug Nurarihyon (maybe oppai loli/vanilla loli for variety) to that group.

A Jorou-Gumo just requires you to put some work in to get her meek at night AND day.
Although one must wonder if she only becomes meek for you, letting you do some interesting things with the rest

>> No.18885295

Rosario + Vampire > Monster Musume

>> No.18885306

>>18885295
>MC ends up with the absolute worst girl
Nah, they're both pretty shit and Mizore deserved better.

>> No.18885308

>>18885285
Then you find that one Mino who's so horny, she chases you through the water

>> No.18885316

>>18885288
Well you can enjoy the though of a Jorou being sweet and loving with you while helping you dominate the other girls. But personally I'm too terrified of spiders to even entertain that though.

>> No.18885324

>>18885285
Would be fun seeing the young teen ones there running, although I don't know what I would do if a loli got mixed up in it.

>> No.18885326
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>>18885261
>>18885288
>>18885316
>eel whore forgotten
[sad squelching]

>> No.18885333

>>18885324
She'd have no force
You could easily catch her by the horns if she charged.

>> No.18885338

>>18885326
She'll be fine.

>> No.18885344
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>>18885326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU11crvbKJc

I accidentally ruined her for myself because of your post so now I have to ruin her for everyone else too.

>> No.18885345

>>18885316
That's fine.
With enough work she'd have her 'day' face for me at all times and breaking out the night one for funtimes with everyone.

That and her taking measurements of the girls busts for bras with her 'day' face would be sweet.
As would her having them hold a watermelon to their stomachs while doing these measurements for 'pregnancy adjustments'

>>18885326
I'd be open to one.
I just hate swimming due to being on a swim team.

>> No.18885347

>>18885324
Pick her up and put her on your shoulders. Go back in ten years and you have a /fit/ wife waiting for you.

>>18885326
I'll never forget you, ecchi shenanigans-chan.

>> No.18885351

>>18885333
Poor little thing.
I'll probably just pick her up or fake being chased by her.

>>18885347
I guess.
She'd probably promise to be the biggest and strongest girl there when I next come back.

>> No.18885355

>>18885224
She's too busy watching re-runs of harvey birdman

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>>18885344
>spoiler
You absolute cunt, that's fucking hilarious.

>>18885345
You don't have to swim with her, just lay back in her steamy, flower-scented bathroom and relax. Think soapland with less soap and more eel slime.

>> No.18885378

>>18885367
That it would but the other girls may get jealous about her wrapping me up in the communal bath.

>> No.18885381

>>18885285
I too would like to participate in this age old fertility/marriage ceremony.

>> No.18885382

>>18885344
Fuck you,anon. I'll never be able to unhear it now.

>> No.18885387

>>18885367
I'd honestly rather just cover a lamia in oil. It would be more fun to do it too

>> No.18885389

>>18885308
That sounds like it'd end with an interesting rape

>> No.18885398

>>18885389
Is is rape if you were hoping it would happen?

>> No.18885410

>>18885367
>Think soapland with less soap and more eel slime
All that's coming to mind is an eel trying to give Anon a bath, only to get him dirty with her slime again to repeat the process. She's trying to make the most of her time, since Anon keeps rejecting her advances, but she'll have her way someday.

>> No.18885423

>>18885015
I can't even imagine what a dedicated anubis could do

>> No.18885428

>>18885398
Maybe not at first, but because you got her a bit more worked up because of the chase, she'd probably be extra horny, taking it beyond your breaking point

>> No.18885438

>>18885428
But anon that's what I was secretly hoping for beyond the initial rape.

>> No.18885469

>>18885438
She'll find a way for you to get to tell her to stop or beg for mercy

>> No.18885483
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https://www.thehentaihq.com/cheshire-mgm/?age-verified=896cbc9f6f

>> No.18885522
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DEAD.

>> No.18885554
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>>18885344
Sea Bishop a best.

>> No.18885566

>>18885554
I want to steal her tablet and her heart

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>>18885566

>> No.18885607

>>18885469
I look forward to see if she can.

>> No.18885612

>>18885578
I'd give it back eventually

>> No.18885616
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18885616

>>18885410

>> No.18885623

The worst thing about marrying an evil monster girl is that you may end up being forcibly separated from her for a time after heroes manage to seal her away, requiring you to wait for the seal to weaken before you can break it.
Imagine the catharsis, though. Nearly 200 years before you're able to undo the seal, and then the very first thing the two of you do is embrace each other.

>> No.18885631

>>18885623
Until she gets sealed again in 2 weeks time.

>> No.18885643

>>18885631
Can they at least seal me with her?

>> No.18885646

>>18885643
I don't know why you didn't opt for that the first time.

>> No.18885654

>>18885631
But anon, you spent those 200 years doing your best to ensure the sealing techniques would be lost by assassinating practitioners.

>> No.18885658

>>18885646
It's not my fault they broke in while I was out getting groceries!

>> No.18885659

>>18885616
>Still don't know enough nip yet
AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18885677

>>18885654
Seals are a dime a dozen. It's like adventurer magic 101.
You'd have better luck trying to make the world forget the concept of cooking food.

>> No.18885687

What courses would each monster teach?
>lich teaching magic, history, general science
>English taught by a madhatter
>PE with an oni
>family studies with a kikimora
>economics, business and accounting by the tanuki
>geography with golems
>auto shop with automaton
>journalism with ratatoskr

>> No.18885689

>>18881825
Are those tits she’s carrying, or just a piece of ass?

>> No.18885695

>>18885687
>Auto shop not taught by a Gremlin
You disappoint me. Also, I'd argue Anubis for history over Lich.

>> No.18885701

>>18885677
Shitty seals, yeah. One capable of sealing a 9 tailed fox whose power rivals deities? You need something special for that.

>> No.18885702

>>18885689
It's a disembodied Automaton ass.
She was upgrading it.

>> No.18885706

>>18881661
That's pretty ridiculous. I wonder if bicorns are ever taken seriously by other monstergirls.

>> No.18885710

>>18885695
A lich probably lived through the events she teaching.

>> No.18885717

>>18885701
If it was one of the good seals it would have never come undone in the first place.
A hundred years or so is fairly standard otherwise. Just enough to annoy the next generation.

>> No.18885733

>>18885717
Listen here you little shit, stop trying to poke holes in this.

>> No.18885737
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18885737

>Check out this neat weapon I found!

>> No.18885740

>>18885737
Wurm-chan, no! Go put that back!

>> No.18885746

>>18885740
>ywn lead a life of constant stress as your wife finds evil brainwashy artifacts, yet somehow always overcomes them with her density
>Admittedly, it was cute when she tried to propose to you with The One Ring.

>> No.18885748

Would you a scary Monster Yakuza boss who acts like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDCDmchtTg

>> No.18885749

>>18885746
>>Admittedly, it was cute when she tried to propose to you with The One Ring.
Aww jeez. Where would she even get such a thing?

>> No.18885759

I wanna cast Feeble Mind on a lich!

>> No.18885760

>>18882265
I want to like it, but the needle and all that is too much of a turn off.

>> No.18885771

>>18885749
She won it in a contest of riddles with some fish eating gnome.

>> No.18885772

>>18885616
>My my, so eager.

>> No.18885776

>>18885740
It's OK! She's got experience!

>> No.18885784

>>18885759
Please don't.

>> No.18885793

>>18885748
No. My waifu would never lose her cool like that and reveal such a soft spot by yelling. The beheading would still happen though. But I guess it's a lot less serious when it's just a wight being demoted to a Dullahan

>> No.18885798

>>18885733
I mean, if they can't seal her they'll just straight up kill her.
Have actually-evil wife, receive consequences.

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>>18885748
I can picture a Monster Yakuza meeting like that, several Kitsunes and Onis sitting politely, but looking menacing.

>> No.18885814

>>18885749
>>18885771
>You assumed the worst and goet her to dispose of the ring immediately.
>What you didn't realise is that far from saving your wife, you actually dulled down your sex life by quite a bit as Mairon-chan had already admitted defeat before your wife's impregnably dense mentality and was at this point merely making suggestions on your love life, perhaps vicariously fulfilling a few fetishes of her own.

>> No.18885833
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18885833

I just wanted rare loot! Not a rare wife!

>> No.18885837

>>18885833
What are you talking about anon, that is rare loot.
Look at that glow, her stats are at SR levels at least.

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>>18885803
I ain't here for the footsoldiers.

>> No.18885855

>>18885847
Winning through economic conquest I see. Good.

>> No.18885858

>>18885847
Ah! The Yakuza Oyabun!

>> No.18885881

>>18885847
So you want the Okaa-san to be your sugar mama? Perhaps if you amuse her, she'll give you the honor of deflowering her.

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>>18885855
>>18885858
>>18885881
You misunderstand. I'm not here for the don, I'm here for the capo. She's so cute in bed.

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This is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.18885889
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>>18885855
Something about "mutually beneficial arrangements."

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>(Mosquito whining)

>> No.18885894

>>18885881
You'd have to be crazy not to, honestly.

>> No.18885895

>>18885887
I'm gonna tell everyone I know.

>> No.18885904

>>18885889
Bad Touch alert.

>> No.18885912

>>18885889
>>18885887
>>18885847
The Yakuza Mofuia is scary! I just want a quiet. Gentle life with an Ushi-Oni

>> No.18885919

>>18885912
They're not that scary.

>> No.18885925

>>18885919
You only say that because they coverup and keep their public image clean.

>> No.18885945

>>18885925
They're just a bunch of fox and dog girls, anon. All you gotta do is punch harder if you absolutely have to fight one.

>> No.18885952

I wanna write something with a snek, but I can't think of a plot to bring them together. I'm in love with the idea of an alchemist snek

>> No.18885955

I want to force my loli Kiki maid to tongue my anus!

>> No.18885959
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>>18885945
If punching would solve it they wouldn't be around.
As it stands, they count on people like you to not take them seriously. Makes business much, much easier.

>> No.18885963

>>18885784
I'm gonna do it! And then I'm going to take embarrassing pictures! And then she won't care, because she's a lich!

>> No.18885966

>>18885963
Can they really be called embarrassing if she is incapable of feeling embarrassment?

>> No.18885972

>>18885959
Or maybe those Zipangu men haven't punched hard enough.

>> No.18885982

>>18885966
They're embarrassing in principle. I imagine liches have a thing going where they actually do still feel emotions too, they're just stupidly muted. Like nightgaunts, they also have facial expressions, they're just too minute for most people to pick up on.

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>>18885982
I get the feeling Liches actually would not care, though.
Photos of an experiment gone awry, however...

>> No.18886002

>>18885966
>>18885982
So is it possible for a Lich to slightly pout at me and call me a pervert all while giving a rough handjob?

>> No.18886016

>>18884971
>Demon plays Demon's Souls
>"Demon realm transformation sure was scary back then"

>> No.18886041

>>18886001
The community will stop respecting her and her research will lose its weight!

>>18886002
There's certainly nothing stopping her from acting, but the concept of perversion seems like it would be lost pretty quickly on a lich.

>> No.18886053

>>18886041
What if I smash her phalawhatever?

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>>18886001
>Experiment gone wrong, gone sexual.avi

>> No.18886069

>>18886054

that's a strange way of eating yogurt on a blue board

>> No.18886075

>>18886054
Man, Liches are the best.

>> No.18886087

>>18886069
Hey, Lich eating habits are traditionally sloppy.

>> No.18886095

>Out of curiosity decide to check out the wiki of all the added alternate races
>Like half the emotes by the female elves dwarves and goats are about how much they want to fuck
you know it's a shame that game went the bestial furry rout and not the monster girl rout. But then again I think only asian games are allowed to be so blatantly sexual.

>> No.18886100

>>18886095
Warcraft, I mean warcraft. I wasn't trying to be vague I forgot wow before the wiki

>> No.18886201

>>18886053
You misunderstand. They'd always be perverse, they just wouldn't understand what's special about it or why people doth protest so much.

>> No.18886221

>>18886201
So I guess that ruins my fantasy.

>> No.18886242

>>18886201
I don't think they'd have a concept of perversion. I mean they're essentially the mad scientist trope, if they had a concept of perversion as a bad thing, they wouldn't be an ungodly perversion of death themselves. It's all about amoral knowledge.

Which would make liches shitty waifus to be honest. All those fetishes you absolutely hate? She would be interested in trying at least once for the sake of knowledge, having neither bad impressions of the fetishes you hate or good impressions of the fetishes you love.

>> No.18886245

>>18886095
Witcher isn't Asian though.

>> No.18886249

>>18886242
Except for the part where their experiments are for the purpose of maximizing pleasure for the both of you.

>> No.18886252

>>18886221
>Letting my headcanon crush yours
Fap to whatever makes you hard, bro.

>>18886242
>I don't think they'd have a concept of perversion.
Basically what I said earlier.

>She would be interested in trying at least once for the sake of knowledge
Yeah, that could get sticky Still, she's an MG so she ultimately wouldn't do anything you straight up hate, even if she might remain curious. Nothing to stop her from having favorites either; in fact that seems incredibly likely, even if she is always looking to branch out.

>> No.18886253

>>18886245
Yeah but Witcher is shit.

>> No.18886254

>>18886095
Draenei are basically blue satyrs with less body hair and weird head tendrils

The real problem with them is how the faggot community grabbed ahold of them and won't fucking let go

>> No.18886255

>>18886253
Opinion discarded.

>> No.18886260

>>18886242
>All those fetishes you absolutely hate? She would be interested in trying at least once for the sake of knowledge
Well that completely ruined one of my favorite girls for me. Thanks a lot, anon.

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>>18886254
So are Draenei okay or not?

>> No.18886269

>>18886260
Jesus you guys are easy to manipulate.

>> No.18886275 [DELETED] 

>>18886268
No, fuck off.

>> No.18886281 [DELETED] 

>>18886275
You can't make me.

>> No.18886282

>>18886245
It's not western either. It's east European. It's also not blatantly sexual, Gerault can fuck monster sluts but the game isn't blatant about it, it's not like you walk through witcher three and there's just skantily clad fetish material everywhere.
>ywn be captured by an amazonian Squirrel who sexually derides you as a filthy dh'oine
>ywn help her fight to claim a land for her people to become queen
>ywn be captured by an amazonian noble elf queen who sexually derides you as a filthy dh'oine

>> No.18886284

>>18886268
Well I think so, but there are people who start going nuts saying they count as aliens and they're worried we'll get flooded with people who want to fuck Predators or Halo Elites

But between the people who get really autistic over it and the potential to give futa faggots an "in" I'd say don't bother

>> No.18886288

>>18886282
It's interesting to view Poland as not being part of the western world.

>> No.18886289 [DELETED] 

>>18886281
Fuck off you shitposting faggot.

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>>18886289
Quality post right there.

>> No.18886307

>>18886249
Hence why she'd still try it once or many times to unravel the reason for your distaste or attempt to optimise pleasure for you.

>>18886252
>in fact that seems incredibly likely
I doubt it. At most she'd have a position most optimal. But she'd easily discard it if she found another. In fact I imagine it'd be a point of illogical pain for her. Why does she love you? Objectively there are men who perform better in certain fields, even if there are very very few who perform better in all fields simultaneously.

How fucked, pun unintended, do you think she'd get while on a journey to quantify love?

>> No.18886309

>>18886282
Good.

>> No.18886311

>>18886284
>aliens
Fuck 'em. It's only a matter of time before KC writes an ayy and they have to bend over to take ayycock like they did for robots.

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>>18886288
You gotta take in refugees if you wanna be part of the western world, anon!

>> No.18886317

>>18886288
I don't view any eastern european countries as part of the western world. They hold radically different values to the main western stream.

>> No.18886318 [DELETED] 

>>18886313
>>>/pol/

>> No.18886325

>>18886311
Good thing that won't happen so shitposters like you don't get any more fuel.

>> No.18886331

>>18886307
>But she'd easily discard it if she found another.
That's how favorites work for everyone, yes. There's still room for the old favorite now less-optimal positions because variety is required.

>How fucked, pun unintended, do you think she'd get while on a journey to quantify love?
Even assuming she rejects philosophy and subjectivity entirely (dumb, especially for someone studying anything related to sex), probably not very. She'd just craft a very convenient definition that really only works for the two of you.

>> No.18886340

>>18886325
>Good thing that won't happen so shitposters like you don't get any more fuel.
Said the same about furries and robots who the thread also reviled once upon a time, but then the siths and automatons got written. You bent over then you'll bend over in the future.

>> No.18886344

>>18886331
That's not how favourites work anon. The attachment you feel to a favourite isn't based on how optimal it is.

>> No.18886348

>>18886340
It’s true, furries get posted all the time now.
Wait, no.

>> No.18886350 [DELETED] 

>>18886340
Furries aren't tolerated and neither will your faggotry. Now fuck off you retarded nigger.

>> No.18886357

>>18886311
See what I mean? There's always at least one. I don't think Draenei should even be considered aliens since space travel in Warcraft is more like planesshifting rather than actual space travel. That and I know of some donut steels that are 100% supposed to be aliens but they're literally just night elves. Which wouldn't be considered aliens in this thread even though they're specifically supposed to be aliens

>>18886340
Aaaaaand you lost it here. The siths are pretty hated regardless of having a profile or not

>> No.18886359

>>18886344
And now we're wandering into a topic neither of is going to be able to properly expound. We'll have to agree to disagree, but I feel like you're now thinking in ways to intentionally make things bad when they really don't need to work that way, even logically.

>> No.18886361 [DELETED] 

>>18886357
He's a shitposting cockmongler and probably the image spammer too. Just ignore the faggot.

>> No.18886364 [DELETED] 

>>18886348
>>18886350
>>18886357
See this kind of response? This is what I wanted to see when I've seen siths brought up in the past but was only met with silence.

Nice to know you faggots have your priorities straight. Either way I'm dropping this now, I was just commenting, not trying to derail the topic.

>> No.18886369

>>18886054
>sometimes worry about your lich choking on your dick when she takes it to the base, forgetting that she only breathes out of habit and not necessity now
I think I'd have to remind myself every now and then that she's undead

>> No.18886372 [DELETED] 

>>18886364
>not trying to derail the topic.
Oh fuck off you shit eating twat. If you're going to lie use your fucking pea brain to make up something better you retarded redditor.

>> No.18886378

>>18886372
>Still responding

>> No.18886380

>>18886369
Something about liches having to remember to breathe so they can speak is deeply amusing to me. And can you imagine one talking quickly and at length when she's come across something really interesting?

>> No.18886419

https://youtu.be/mcDgOGC5Lcc

That is one doll you dont want to come alive.

>> No.18886422
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Remember that death is not the end of love.

>> No.18886438

I would like to see a story where a bard is trying to get an adventurering group to say how they beat the high powered monsters like dragons, lilims and echidnas

Only for the fights to be anticlimatic or non existent as the group now travel with their rescued "maidens"

>> No.18886439

>>18886422
More like BOOTAE AMIRITE

>> No.18886459

>>18886439
She does seem to have quite the ass

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>>18886422
I would of liked the jorogumo more if her underlings didn't have spider heads

Still beats Odin sphere's spidergina.

>> No.18886474

>>18886459
Fuckin' pervert. It was a joke because she's a spooky ghost now. It has absolutely nothing to do with that large, round and bouncy ghost ass

>> No.18886563

>>18886422
>>18886439
>>18886459
I'm not sure pounding a fat ghost booty would be all that pleasurable. It's just a big mass of barely stimulating ectoplasm.

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Hai yai Forces! Hai yai Forces!

>> No.18886696
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Passive hours

>> No.18886712

>>18886696
>For now, I made some tea
Gets me every time.

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>>18886473
That jorogumo is gorgeous.
She kinds of remind me of the arachne from Young Animator Training Project (2011)

>> No.18886732

>>18886719
Isnt that the spider that removes the thot?

>> No.18886803

We back

>> No.18886808
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Breed the rabbit.

>> No.18886821

Are we back?

>> No.18886833
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>>18885687
>>auto shop with automaton
Do we get to fiddle with Teacher's insides? Will find a way to cum on her spinal circuit if so.

>> No.18886854

>>18886719
That story left me emotionally compromised. Just what kind of mind whammy did she do to that poor guy? Is she going to kill off everyone else he cares about?

>> No.18886859

>>18886808
Oppai Loli Wererabbits will rape their childhood friend given the opportunity and should be feared.

>> No.18886865

Who made the ice queen freeze the thread?

>> No.18886869
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So I've been updating/correcting the tropes list for MGE over on All the Tropes (it needed some serious work) and am now adding new entries.

On that note, I want to make a character entry for Saphirette, any suggestions on tropes to add for her?

I confess I am better at expanding on examples of tropes already listed on a given character rather than remembering what the names of the tropes are.

Meganekko is one that does come to mind, but I'm not sure if she qualifies. Her behavior is a bit like one but her looks and clothes are more "hot librarian." I guess I'll just note she is something of a mix of the two.

>> No.18886879

>>18886865
Some leaf got MKUltra'd into pulling a truck of peace and his handler posted a manifesto that mentioned 4chan on facebook.

>> No.18886884

>>18886879
Whats the truck of peace?

>> No.18886911

>>18886854
>That story left me emotionally compromised.
Same. The girl did not deserve to die. Everyone could have had a good ending, instead only the spider gets a good ending and the man gets an arguably bad end though I want to believe he'll enjoy life with her.
>Just what kind of mind whammy did she do to that poor guy?
The good kind that makes sure he loves her just as much as she loves him.
> Is she going to kill off everyone else he cares about?
Probably not unless they get in the way of their romantic relationship.

>> No.18886915

>>18886859
They should be especially feared because they are fertile every day of the year. It is NEVER safe to cum inside a rabbit.

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So from what I can understand from google translate, it seems this kunoichi's husband has finally gotten some time off work and she is preparing to make the most of it.

And damn has she prepared a lot.

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I want to peep on the Evil Queen cuddling her cute daughter when they think nobody's watching!

>> No.18887005

>>18886884
Looks like some idiot from pol or r9k ran over people in Toronto using a van

Why is /jp/ the last board to always recover from this kind of stuff

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>> No.18887032

>>18886865
Someone sent a death threat to her husband. Nothing pisses them off more than that.

Is there art of an angry Ice Queen?

>> No.18887034

What's better?
>Good natured monster girl who commits acts of evil for her husband's sake
>Evil monster girl who carries out acts of kindness for her husband's sake

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>>18886821
Yes

>> No.18887048

>>18887005
>/r9k/ again
Fucking hell. Between the guy splattering his anime posters, trapgate and this that board is more trouble than it's worth.

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I wanna learn magic so I can lewd monster girls in more creative ways.

>> No.18887064
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>>18887048
Wisp-chan disagrees.

>> No.18887065

>>18887034
Whichever one is redeemable.

>> No.18887079

>>18887034
Both are good but I like the idea of "Evil monster girl who carries out acts of kindness for her husband's sake" more.

>"Fine, I WON'T capture and enslave this village, and I'll even help them with their stupid wild animals problem, but just for you hubby"

>> No.18887101

>>18887034
2nd, though I would rather an Evil monster girl doing random mischief, like stealing a pack of gum from a convenient store.

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The Shark Liberation Army has arrived!

>> No.18887115

>>18887079
>I have no clue why you want me to spare these pathetic fools lives, but I see it makes you happy.
Husband, you will pay for this I-In bed....

>> No.18887132
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>>18887005
Is 4chan gonna freeze every time someone goes for the high score now?

>> No.18887158

>>18887132
There's that shotgun livestream last month too.

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Nightmare daughterus!

>> No.18887165

>>18886979
Kunoichis are good girls.

>> No.18887166

>>18887005
/jp/ doesn't have as many users or activity as the others

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>>18887158
AFAIK I know that didn't actually cause the sight to freeze.

>> No.18887186

>>18887175
Yes it did.

>> No.18887197

>>18887163
>Too weak to lift her weapon in the waking world
Bully! Bully her then sleep nearby!

>> No.18887207

>>18887101
>Jinko doing a >>18887035 face after successfully shoplifting some ham from a grocery store

>> No.18887210

Ice Queen-chan froze the servers again

>> No.18887215
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What did she mean by this?

>> No.18887227

>>18887215
She's having twins.

>> No.18887236

>>18887175
Yes it did. For the investigation.

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>>18887132
I wouldn't mind it at all if I had a cheshire to spend the off-time with, preferably a horny one

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>>18887215
It was part of a code/game that some artist on /monster/ did. He drew several girls, each of which had a number

>> No.18887294

>>18887278
Imagine all the shitposting a cheshire would do

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>>18887236
This is why we need MGs.

>> No.18887300

>>18887115
>Husband, you will pay for this I-In bed....
I really like the idea of this evil monster girl.

>> No.18887311
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From the enty info:

>And her tits! They're covered in clothes similar to a film, that are deliberately designed to blend in with the pattern of her skin, making it difficult to tell whether they're clothed or naked!

So how do you supposed she removes the film-like covering on her breasts? Do you suppose its like a bra or does it rely on an adhesive? Just what is it made of?

>> No.18887342

>>18887311
Mamano mana.

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>>18887311

>> No.18887349

>>18887005
Can we just shutter those hellholes and make it that other site's problem? Reddit doesn't get nearly as much crap for their bullshit

>> No.18887363

>>18887311
Polymorphing

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>>18887342
Well we know some monsters at least do form solid objects with their mana, like the chests that mimics wear, so of course if the film on the unagi is made of mana then she could construct and reconstruct it at will. Course we don't know if its made of mana or not.

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>> No.18887434
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I just love the enty info, I wish we still had that translator anon who used to translate them (disregard if he's reappeared and I just don't know it).

>Her dress is mostly made of ice, the blue part is shiny, while the edges are white and transparent ice.

>Since her clothes aren't real, and just made up by the queen's magic, it's studded with ice crystals and icicles, and general ice motifs, and she can freely change its shape and design. She herself is generally pretty indifferent about it, but she may remake her dress at her husband's request, or perhaps change her clothes' appearance to surprise her husband.
Also, there are floating bits of ice around her upper arms and knees. The ones around her knees seem like they could easily become a weapon, sharpening and flying at an enemy if they appear...

>The hem of the dress, when touching the ground, spreads like it's crystallizing. If she got seriously angry (for instance, if her husband was in danger, or looked hurt), the crystal is going to spread across the ground, and the area will be engulfed in biting cold...! That kind of gimmick, I suppose!

I assume the above info is what inspired the ice queen art in all the various other outfit themes. But I'd also like to see one in battle, spears of ice flying around, ice spreading from her feet, etc.

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>>18887434
Ice Queens are olev.

>> No.18887476

>>18887408
Banana is for molesting.

>> No.18887489

>>18887300
>Evil monster appears before her group of slaves
>"attention wretches, for some reason my husband wishes you to be freed so you may enjoy your liberty"
>"Instead he has foolishly decided to take you place as my slave"

>> No.18887545

>>18887489
Husband knows what's up

>> No.18887562

I want to go out on adventures and build a harem from defeated monster girl villains

>> No.18887564

>>18887450
Ice queens are super high tier.

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>>18887489
What evil monster girl is best to turn somewhat nice?
I really like the idea of a evil lich who wants to kill and resurrect everyone and to have them join her army.
>"Fine husband, SOME life is nice. Namely you. "

>> No.18887567

>>18887489
>In other news, a monstergirl's husband decided to take the place of her former slaves. We are still unable to understand why he did what he did.
>This has been a report by Ratatoskr News Network.

>> No.18887580

>>18887566
A super jaded Ice Queen who threatens to plunge the world into an ice age

>> No.18887594

>>18887566
But wife, our daughterus can't have husbands if there's no other men!

>> No.18887612

>>18887434
I wish someone would translate the Night Gaunt making of.

>> No.18887631

>>18887434
>for instance, if her husband is in danger, or looked hurt
Ice Queen protecting her fair maiden (male) beloved is very romantic.

>> No.18887638

>>18887580
>evil Ice Queen who is adorably awkward when attempting to flirt with you

"Oh h-h-hello cutie would you l-like to go out sometime"
"W-what do you mean you're not sure if you want to date your conqueror!?!? It's not like I really wanted to anyway, I'm just bored. I'll see you at seven foolish mortal."
>So flustered she slips on her own ice path as she turns away, something that's never happened before

>> No.18887688

>>18887566
It'd be nice to see a manticore mellow out after marriage.

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>> No.18887709

>>18887695
Those look like bakas

>> No.18887718

>>18887631
>Ice queen sees a bruise on your cheek, she places a hand there to soothe it, but her voice is anything but soft.

>"Who. Did. This?"

>Despite your cold resistance as her husband you still feel your blood freeze at her tone, stiletto sharp spears of ice bursting from her back as she speaks.

>> No.18887737

>>18887718
Man, power and grace like that is so seductive.
I swear no pun intended, but my Ice Queen wife is so cool!

>> No.18887748

>>18887737
>BlushingIceQueen.exe

>> No.18887755

>>18887718
Does she have stiletto ice heels as well?

>> No.18887763

>>18887718
To anyone else this would sound demanding and yan, but an Ice Queen’s husband knows not to confuse her curtness with lack of compassion and emotion. To him, her statement is one of worry and warm protector concern

>> No.18887764

>>18887695
>Buck-Satan
I have a feeling that one of those isn't female.

>> No.18887778

>>18887695
That dragon looks like a huge dork!
>>18887764
They're probably female. Apart from the raiju's husband, buck was pretty good at separating her MGE stuff from the less thread-friendly material she tends to draw.

>> No.18887779

>>18887755
Of course, and she can shift them into skates if she wants to move quickly.

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