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18819443 No.18819443 [Reply] [Original]

Dime Hookereimu is the best. It's only 200 yen for a no-effort handjob.

>> No.18819570

>>18819443
Is it no effort for you or her?

>> No.18819585

>>18819570
No effort for her. Just a lazy shake while she plays with her phone.

>> No.18819609

>>18819585
Exactly

>> No.18825689

Holy shit, the next person who talks about my wife like this is getting they're ass kicked.

>> No.18825700

>>18825689
But your wife needs the exposure! It falls upon us to support you and your wife, anon.

>> No.18825705

What do I get for 2000 yen?

>> No.18825829

>>18825700
His wife exposes herself enough without our help.

>> No.18826635

>>18825705
Prone anal with a condom while she watches TV

>> No.18826700

all i wanted to see is a happy reimu thread.
All i see are "whore, whore" " slut" and "i wanna (insert harming method here) Reimu/to/from/etc Reimu.
Why. Just why.

>> No.18826805

>>18826700
Who's to say low-cost high-volume prostitution doesn't make Reimu happy?

>> No.18827415

>>18826635
How much for without a condom?

>> No.18828575

>>18827415
500 yen extra.

>> No.18828604
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18828604

>>18819443
Tewi thread? but Tewi thread is once each end of the month.

>> No.18828891

>>18828575
What a steal.

>> No.18834330

>>18819443
I'd rather want a footjob.
How much are those?

>> No.18836761

>>18819585
Bored facesitting is a great deal

>> No.18837143

>>18819443
How much to fill her pussy?

>> No.18837175

>>18828604

tewi is an expensive whore, not a cheap prostitute

>> No.18842213

>>18837143
5000 yen

>> No.18842607

>>18819443
Tracing Reimu's whore thighs with my tongue!

>> No.18842649

>>18828604
Ahh, I would legit pay all of my monthly wage for doing it raw with Tewi-chan. I would save up my cum for 10 days at least before filling her up, to make sure my sperm gangbangs her ovum.

>> No.18842723
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18842723

Cheap prostitution?
Thats work for a miko!

>> No.18845564

>>18819443
I'll pay 150 yen. No tip.

>> No.18848030

>>18845564
Lol dude, at that point you'll have to masturbate yourself with her hand. No way she's gonna even shake it back and forth.

>> No.18848091

>>18819443
How much for her armpits? What about her hair?

>> No.18848642

>>18848030
That doesn't sound bad, tbqh desu ne.

>> No.18848733

>>18848091
her armpits are on high demand so I estimate 2000 yen no less. Hair 200 yen.

>> No.18855407

>>18848091
What exactly are you doing with those parts?

>> No.18855636

>>18848642
Do you even know what desu means.. Gaylord?
Or are you just copying me.

>> No.18855825

>>18855636
Being a professional translator, yes, I do. It's an expression of politeness that's used more often than its informal counterpart "だ," which is somewhat similar in meaning to English "is."
And that dumb moniker can't be further from what I am.

>> No.18855832

>>18855825
>And that dumb moniker can't be further from what I am
Considering you're using stupid newfag tbqh cancer, I would say otherwise. Correct yourself, nuisance.

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18855898

>>18855832
I would appreciate it if you refrained from ordering others around. It's 無駄無駄無駄 either way.

By the way, I am indeed a newfag to 4chan, although only relative to the people who have been posting here for more than a couple of years. I couldn't care less about it, though.

>> No.18855903

>>18819443
So what does the amount of money in the picture get me? Does she call her friends over as well?

>> No.18856539

>>18842723
Reimu knows that what she just heard was bullshit

>> No.18856549

>>18855898
>By the way, I am indeed a newfag to 4chan,
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/reddit/
Take your pick of doors, we don't want your kind here

>> No.18856693

>>18856549
Chill the fuck out, dude.

>> No.18856699

>>18856693
Lurk

>> No.18858826

>>18856539
Reimu has probably bought Sanae and reamed her with a strap-on more than once as a form of corporate espionage.

>> No.18859014

>>18855832
>Considering you're using stupid newfag tbqh cancer, I would say otherwise. Correct yourself, nuisance.

You're the one acting like a retarded newfag here, dude. Stop getting so triggered over nothing.

>> No.18859734

>>18859014
Fuck off

>> No.18861023

Autism

>> No.18862122

>>18859014
>>18856699
>>18856693
>>18856549
>>18855832
>>18855825
I make one post and you all start fucking eachother.
Fuking hell. Get a room.

>>18855898
Fucking lurk.
Lurk two years before posting.
You better not be using chart classifications.

Do people even follow rules anymore? It's fucking simple.

>> No.18862801

>>18855825
close, ,but desu isn't an actual fucking "word"

>> No.18863019

>>18862122
>> Lurk two years before posting.
Oh shit, that's where I was wrong, I see it now. I was doing it for 6 years (IIRC) rather than 2! Damn, there's no fixing it anymore, is there?

>>18862801
Wow, cool to know. Is there any more interesting trivia you wish to share?

>> No.18868114

wow

>> No.18868661

>>18868114
You.
Are one stupid motherfucker.

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