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The fact that this discovery has been suppressed is astonishing. Absolutely incredible.
There's no bigger scandal(can it be called that or something) in the History of HISTORY! The true meaning of life, HIDDEN! All from the public eye!
Why is this a thing? Has the Human Village(s) of Gensokyou really fallen this far as to LIE outwardly about the natural order? Hags are meant to be left in the dust, like the old saggers they are! So how? How did this go unnoticed by the most brilliant minds Gensokyou has to offer? Does Yukari have a say in this? A part? Or has her inane habits finally gotten the best of her!
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How can simple normalfa-people- people keep the truth from the village for so long? Even AYA would have gotten wind of this! But... She wasn't alive yet...
Youkai. Human. Ghost. Whatever, you name it! Fairies top them all! They ARE the top! YOU can NOT compare to a Fairy's Moe CHARM! NOTHING can!
Have you been mean to a Fairy lately? Well apologise- NOPE. TOO LATE! They've already wiped you from their memory and added you to their hearts blacklist! YOU FUCKED UP!
FAIRIES are not for bullying, they are for caring for in compassionate, non lewd ways.
Not even EIKI has jurisdiction over Fairies! THAT is how best they are.
The fucking Cutest Little Green Haired Judge of Parsdise can't even overrule a Fairy!
Don't side with those people, they are heretical normalfags with no soul. Fairies are superior to all. They are why everything around you EXISTS. They are WHY™ You exist. HUG THEM and TELL THEM how much you APPRECIATE THEIR LOLI MOE CHARMS! YOU owe your EXISTENCE to them. Now transport yourself to gensokyo and hope ZCG Spawns you as a Fairy Class.
Anyways, /jp/, relax. Sit down and please listen to me. It's really important for when you finally go to Gensokyo. Once you arrive, come find me. I'll be waiting for you. I know there are lists of things you would rather do first, but I want to tell you about a bar.
I went to one of Gensokyo's mini bars a while ago; you know, The ******* ******* ********?
Well anyways there was an insane number of fairies there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "cocktails free. Kill yourself out of gensokyou ya Drunken* fucks - USER HAS BEEN EXECUTED" written on it in some inane LunaScript.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to The Drunken ******* ******** just because alcahol for fairies are free, fool.
It's only a alcohol, alcohol for crying out loud.
There're even entire groups here. One group of 4 i remember, all came out for some RADICAL™ pranks, huh? How nice.
"****, you grab the fairy over there. *********, you wait over there. You'll be broadcasted to their drunken faces, **** *******, you come with me. We're gonna distract the owner of this shitty bar." God I can't bear to watch.
"And I'll give you fluoride water. After that, find another Fairy shoot her up with mercury and she'll become an onahole, You don't care. "I'm in Gensokyou, I don't care about criminal actions in a lawless land. I'm a fairy Shinki-Damnit.", and we drink sake and set forests on fire, fuck Yukari, and piss off Reimu. All in Gensokyo, and when they we drink sake, we can go and exterminate the bar owners that sold Marisa too much sake. "It's your fault that you sold too much sake to a Magician! YOU DON'T SELL TOO MUCH SAKE TO A FAIRY! WE'RE FAIRIES, YOU UNDERSTAND WE RULE GENSOKYO?! WE'LL HAVE YOU EXTERMINATED! WE'LL HAVE YOU EXTERMINATED AND WE'LL LAUGH ABOUT IT!".
The bar tender only said "SUCK MY COCK DUDE", shot them on sight and that was the end of it.
The Drunken ******* ******** is be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two Groups on opposite sides of Gensokyou can start a fight at any time, the onahole'd-or-be-onahole'd mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Youll find it. There are only 495 others here. You have one choice.
Reimu will be in the incorrect bars.
Anyways. That's all i have.
Remember to worship your Fairies /jp/. Even finding a Fairy who will sit down with you and talk is fine too.
The luck a fairy will bring is on par with the luck you get on the first of the month... But not enough luck to stop me from having to write this ov-MMPH- uhh yeah. Later /jp/.
Brb Frenching a Fairy