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Can any Anon translate this
下手なコラだな。
感心したよ。

>> No.187260

Come on don't be jerks.

>> No.187264

>下手なコラだな。感心したよ。
IMMA CHARGIN IT. MAI LAZOR.

>> No.187266

I'll give you an erotic massage.

>> No.187281

Kola poor.
Impressed.

If you know any moon at all you can figure it out.

>> No.187287

Seriously I'll give whoever translates it an erotic massage.

>> No.187291

My 月語 skills aren't good enough to translate this without some context... what is it from?

>> No.187299

It's from 2chan.

>> No.187303

>>187287
IF you can't run this through a text translator, just end yourself right now.

>> No.187314

>>187250
"you're poor/terrible afterall (as I've expected).

Good job (sarcasm)."

>> No.187316

that's a shitty collage.
i'm impressed.

>> No.187321

>>187303
I don't trust text translators.

>> No.187338

>>187333
Heh, I thought it might have been "子等" and was just completely stumped after that.

>> No.187333

>>187316
ah, >>187314 here. so "コラ" means collage. Now the text makes sense.

I just ignored the word in my translation previously.

>> No.187342

>>187316
or in 4chan terms:
that shop sucks
oh wow.

>> No.187349

Thanks you guys aren't as big as douchebags as I originally had thought.

>> No.187356

>>187349
oh wow...see if we help you after that.

>> No.187359

な indicates an adjective
so... 下手means unskilled/poor/awkward
コラ = 'kora'... = 'cola'?
2nd line is a noun + a form of 'suru' (past indicative tense; also without a defined subject)...
ultimately meaning... [ I ] was impressed/moved

blah blah, tl;dr
>>187281 is right

>> No.187370

>>187356
It's a huge compliment for me.

>> No.187397

>>187359
ohh 'collage'... fucking loan word contractions...

>> No.187422

>>187397
和製英語, the bane of Japanese learners across the world.

>> No.187461

Suckers I lied about the free erotic massage.

>> No.187485

What is that nigger doing with all them teeth?

>> No.187498

>>187485
Those teeth are to pierce thick watermelon hides.

>> No.187507

>>187498
OOOOH LAWD!

>> No.187518

>>187485
Stole 'em.

>> No.187524
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187524

Here we see a negro hunting his prey. Notice how he mercilessly grabs each watermelon and the look in his eyes. Each one of them is going to be devoured. A brutal creature.

>> No.187530

FYI, aikora = アイコラ = idol collage.
It means shoped idol pic, especially nude pic.
and there also are seiyuu kora = 声優コラ = seiyuu collage.

>> No.187539

>>187422
They really are...

>> No.187551

>>187530
So... like >>187342 said, コラ is used as a word for shopped/edited images then?

>> No.187567
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187567

>>187359
...

コラ = moonspeak for 'shop (as in photoshopped).

>> No.187572
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187572

Some negros have been found to develop sexual relations with watermelons. Although this is quite rare it does happen. Here we see a negro caressing his watermelon mate while he penetrates it with his erect penis from behind. It is not known if children can spawn this way but it may be possible. Their genetic material is of similar make up.

>> No.187578

>>187551
whoops looks like I was too late.

sorry, i was too busy gaping at this thread.

>> No.187588

>>187572
Black people ≈ watermelons... you learn something everyday

>> No.187602

>>187588
Well, both are filled with reddish goo when you crack them open on the pavement.

>> No.187612

Hahah only on 4chan or a supremacists site can you
find posts llke these.

>> No.187621

>>6448203
>>6448232
swede here, can confirm this.

we don't do hotels here, we mostly do PE halls, sleeping on the floor.

>> No.187624

Getting back to the main point... basically, OP, you posted a shitty shop and they made fun of you...?

>> No.187628

>>187602

OH WOW

SNAP

>> No.187641

>>187624
Yes those phillistines do not recognize art when they see it.

>> No.187656

This is a poor コラ. [no idea what this is, rikaichan has nothin']
Well done! (sarcastic)

If it were hiragana, こら
(conj,int) interjection meant to scold or reprove someone; hey!; interjection to call out to someone; hey!

So I guess it could mean something like [note I' m not being completely literal]:

That's awful. Bah!
Well done! (sarcastic)

>> No.187690

>>187641
I see you can't contain your trolling tendencies to just one site.

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