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The Sabbath wouldn't forget a thread name!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Content Aggregator:
Anubis.moe

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

>> No.18718255
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First for yetis deserve more love!

>> No.18718282
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I love hime’s hime haircuts.

>> No.18718290

Alright, which one are we using?

>> No.18718317

>>18718290
The one made nearly 10 minutes before this one. Why is this a question?

>> No.18720499

remidner that monster girl encyclopedia is a bad and unlivable world

>> No.18721151

>18720499
not even a down syndrome mermaid would fall for that bait.

(no you for you)

>> No.18727259

Why are there two threads?

>> No.18727346

>>18727259
sometimes when a thread goes down 2 new ones get made at the same time.
then one gets abandoned and they just leave it

>> No.18727683

https://pastebin.com/uirwKXBJ

More of my shtick with the swordsman and whatnot, because I said I'd have some more by the end of the month.

Changed the title due to adding the new intro, touching on what the Order is up to. I'll be adding more parts to their side as I write them.
It's just worldbuilding. You can skip it if you want.

Dark Slime Nurse is at line 43, with the rest unchanged up to line 138, where the new stuff starts.

As a bonus, I've uploaded the Tengu Greentext. I hope write a continuation at some point, but just know that their story will have a happy ending.

Comments and critiques are welcome.

>> No.18727953
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How would a wild Jinko and Ochimusha respectively if you sit beside her and just sleep on her shoulder?

>> No.18729384

I want to be raped

>> No.18730255

So, we use this one now?

>> No.18730261
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Fox!

>> No.18730299
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This is the ideal monster body. You may not like it, but this is what peak female looks like.

>> No.18730304

>>18730299
Smaller breasts, larger thighs, bigger butt and slightly wider hips.

>> No.18730309 [DELETED] 
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http://moldykins.tumblr.com/tagged/monster-girl-encyclopedia

Tumblr needs to be gassed.

>> No.18730313

>>18730299
How jiggly is this surprisingly slender frame?

If I were to grope her from behind, how deep would my fingers would sink into her breasts?

>> No.18730328

Grand Black-Purple-Eye Belt Hinezumi!
Her kung fu... is divine.

>> No.18730333

I wanna come across a heavy bottomed JIangshi hopping around

>> No.18730334

>>18727259
Someone fucked up.

>> No.18730343

>>18730309
is this the artist that did broforce?

>> No.18730358
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>>18718255
Yetis need their fur clipped down and kiddie pools filled with ice, summer is coming

>> No.18730360

>>18730309
And you felt the need to post it here?

>> No.18730362

>>18730309
So is he saying that pedos have genuinely pure hearts?

>> No.18730369
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Elves.

>> No.18730375
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>>18730299
Wrong, this is.

>> No.18730376

>>18730309
You're a few years late to the party on that one.

>> No.18730381

>>18730333
>"OOoohhhhh... my dress... doesn't cover... uuuuuhhhhnnn..."
What a good samaritan you are to help out anon!

>> No.18730382

>>18730309
the only appropriate response to this
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522547877789.webm

>> No.18730384 [DELETED] 

https://68.media.tumblr.com/8943d33d7415925cd6259bccd55188ae/tumblr_nuznv5kK8z1r0w5oio1_1280.png
Wock.

>> No.18730386
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>> No.18730388
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>>18730375
I wonder who's behind this post.

>> No.18730391

>>18730362
I make a distinction between good and bad lolicons.

>> No.18730396
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Gonna grope onee-san

>> No.18730401

>>18730396
grope roper with her grope rope.

>> No.18730402

If a dark elf has a son is he also a slave?

>> No.18730407

>>18730388
Wanna grab her horns.

>> No.18730416
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>>18730402
If my momster is this dark elf, I'd probably be okay with that

>> No.18730418

>>18730402
Why wouldn't he be?

>> No.18730420

>>18730261
I wanna rub her chest until she has tits to match those thighs.

>> No.18730421

>>18730388
Shuvi was the better waifu but he's not wrong about her body.

>> No.18730427

>>18730418
cause I'm not into boys.

>> No.18730430

>>18730386
If I hug her now, she can't hug me back without dropping her candy!

>> No.18730431

>>18730416
>"Cmere baby~ Come relax with momma~"

>> No.18730432

Remember to avert your eyes if that nice cake inari from next door comes home all soaked from the rain! It's okay to help her dry off, but seeing her without her fluff is ten times worse than seeing her naked! Let her preserve her modesty and mystique!

>> No.18730434

>>18730427
You're not a dark elf though.

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>>18730384

>> No.18730438
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>> No.18730440
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Reposing due too archive
Burning edge chapter 8 (line 1078)
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza

As usual, tell me what you think.

>> No.18730443

>>18730438
Yank the tail!

>> No.18730446

>>18730436
>"What do you mean 'lets calm down'?"

>> No.18730448

>>18730434
I buy dark elves and dark elf accessories .

>> No.18730452
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>>18730436
Holy fuck how does the moldykins bait work every damn time.

>> No.18730455

>>18730443
I think we should pants her instead. She's asking for it with a rise that low.

>> No.18730461

>>18730436
I just noticed wock isn't edited at all.
Why is she frowning when everyone else has a smile?

>> No.18730462
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PRAISE THE PHARAOH

>> No.18730466

>>18730461
She wanted someone to ravish her butt and be the lewdest girl of them all but all she got was pure otoutos.

>> No.18730470

>>18730462
"Miss Pharaoh, why do you have such a big butt?"
-Quote from now-enslaved shota

>> No.18730474

>>18730462
Buttjobs from that Pharaoh would be divine

>> No.18730475

>>18730461
Intense focus on the lewd things she wants to do to the man painting her. She's trying really hard not to rape someone.

>> No.18730482
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>>18730461
Because she doesn't have a hubby yet.

>> No.18730484
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18730484

Science!
Seriously, I would imagine that a Magitec comapany sort of thing exists made of gremlins and hakutakus
A sort of "great minds come together to pave the future" sort of thing

>> No.18730485

>>18730461
She knows how much worse she is than Kraken-chan.

>> No.18730510
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>decide to tease your kiki while she's working
>even when you come up behind her while she's mopping, she greets you professionally
>whisper into her ear that you're going to destroy her in bed tonight
>you leave her red faced only to come back an hour later to find her absentmindedly mopping a puddle made from her still flowing love juices

>> No.18730512

>>18730484
what happens to this gremlin if you feed her after midnight?

>> No.18730529

>>18730470
>ywn be the shota with the sole privilege (punishment?) of being dickthroned beneath the queen's huge, chocolate ass

>> No.18730536

>>18730510
An experienced maid wouldn't be flustered by something like that. Rather, she'd turn it around on you.
>"Allow me to be the one to destroy you instead, Master. I am much better suited for cleaning and repairing than you are."

>> No.18730538

>>18730510
I want to this to my stoic dandere kiki and only to fail miserably

>> No.18730561

>>18730529
>Dignitaries visiting can't even really tell there's anyone under all that ass
>Only see two feet barely sticking out from under her thighs and that she smugly grins and nonchalantly looks over her shoulder once and a while
>"Do you think its big NOW, young man?"

>> No.18730575

>>18730529
>>18730561
Imagine when she finally stands up and stretches, your sticky stuff trailing from her ass in a big gooey mess as she saunters out of the room.
Then when you're still catching your breath, you hear a booming, compelling voice-
>[Now, come bathe me.]

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Being a transfer student in a MGC school is tough

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>>18730482
>>18730466
I would do such unholy things with a jabberwock, all in the effort to fulfill her dream of being the lascivious of them all.
Things that would make your average /d/eviant look like normalfag.

>> No.18730594

>>18730588
Simple, stay away from the ones that treat you like shit. Unless you it and you’re weird like that. You do you.

>> No.18730597

>>18727683
>>18730440
Leave immediately.

>> No.18730600
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>>18730591
Good show Anon! That's the old Royal Wonderland spirit!

>> No.18730603

>>18730597
Leave immediately.

>> No.18730606

>>18730588
Just seduce the principal

>> No.18730609

>>18730591
That's what she wants after all. You need to be so lewd and perverted that even the QoH blushes upon seeing you two.

>> No.18730618

>>18730309
Fuck off.

>> No.18730621

>>18730384
tumblr was a mistake

>> No.18730622

>>18730529
Good.

>> No.18730625

>>18730588
Just hang out with some other humans and learn some magic during the weekends.

>> No.18730639

>>18730603
Leave immediately?

>> No.18730651

>>18730597
Make haste with great speed

>> No.18730654 [SPOILER] 
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>>18730591
Like this?

>> No.18730656

I want to tease a Kikimora who can't calm down without something in her butt by hiding all of her butt plugs, dildos and anal beads.

>> No.18730657 [SPOILER] 
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18730657

I want to put my warlord in a cute dress!

>> No.18730660

>>18730657
piggu
buii

>> No.18730663

>>18730657
>>18730660
Pork the pig

>> No.18730676

>>18730654
I'd do anything with her, and I literally mean anything, even something as fucked up as that. Nothing's off the table.

>> No.18730681

>>18730510
I hate the fact that image was in response to a faggot's greentext

>> No.18730691 [DELETED] 

>>18730440
I think you should fuck off.

>> No.18730707

>>18730681
Or you could not care

>> No.18730756

>>18730691
Go back to /monster/, faggot.

>> No.18730784

>>18727683
The slime making little actors was the map was a nice little detail.

>> No.18730794

>>18730484
Hakutaku plans, gremlin creates?

>> No.18730867

>>18730588
So where da new chaptah be at?

>> No.18730895
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>> No.18730908

What a terrible edit.

>> No.18730914

>>18730908
It's the shitty mermaid spammer, what do you expect?

>> No.18730919

>>18730914
It's a shame that posting aquatic girls has been almost completely ruined by that faggot.

>> No.18730942
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18730942

You nerds get any cool MGs yet?

>> No.18730946

>Went out drinking and playing pool with some buddies to celebrate one's birthday.
>Caught myself idly wondering what it would be like to bring a big, buff snuggle chuff and and big fat cuddle cat with me.

Life is empty because damn I would enjoy bringing those fine felines with me.

>> No.18730947

>>18730942
Yes.

>> No.18730954

Good night anons, take care and don't bur down the thread.

Instead, prepare for a visit from a certain bunny tomorrow.
She's got some eggs that need fertilizing and she won't be 'hiding them all that hard.

>> No.18730962

>>18730954
What do you mean she won't be hiding them? They're in her deepest parts and you're going to have to dig around all night to find them!

>> No.18730986

>>18730962
What the fuck? Why did I get a mental image of an anon elbow deep in the girl’s pussy feeling around?

>> No.18731004

>>18730962
Rabbits sure are lewd around Easter.

>> No.18731005

>>18730986
Because your skill at metaphors is weak and you're a degenerate? Besides, that kind of treatment is reserved for the Easter Horse.

>> No.18731007

>>18730986
Is it time to fist bunnies? I'd sleep with a march hare.

>> No.18731011

>>18731004
>Rabbits sure are lewd.
FTFY. I don't even know why those other two words were there.

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Don’t you dare open this.

>> No.18731031

>Move across the country to start a new job
>It's your birthday the next day
>No one to celebrate with besides your Shoggoth maid
>Decide to just relax quietly at home, but she still insists on a cake
>When she sings happy birthday, you hear colors and see smells
>She sings the second verse in an incomprehensible language that makes your nose bleed
>Instead of stopping to check if you're okay, her volume increases and she begins to grin like a Cheshire
>You black out
>Wake up that morning, seemingly having gone back in time
>Your maid stands over you and gently coos "Master, you did a great job"
>She tells you that a lesser man would have died, and that she's connected you to the universe itself so that as long as reality exists, so will you
>She says that it's her present to you, and that she felt bad about making you lose consciousness, so she reversed time to allow you to have your birthday all over again
>Also she got you that perfect grade Zaku you had your eye on

>> No.18731035

>>18731031
So it begins?

>> No.18731036
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>Lizardman gets into Touken Ranbu
>builds up an impressive army
>posts screenshot on MG 4chan one day
>forgets to crop out API link
>while she's away, anons hack her account
>when she comes back, hackers have smithed her a Mikazuchi and molested him and scrapped her Yamatonokami Yasusada
>tries not to cry
>cries a lot

>> No.18731041

>>18731031
>>18731035
>>18731036
Oh fuck here we go

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>> No.18731054

>>18731031
>>18731036
Fuck off.

>> No.18731079

Well, at least it will be easy to see who is shitposting.

>> No.18731080
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Which species have the cutest internal monologues?

>> No.18731082

>>18731079
What?

>> No.18731085

>>18731079
I just want to talk about Monster Girls

>> No.18731096

>>18731080
Lich, automaton, manticore.

>> No.18731095

>>18731082
Refresh.

>>18731085
Shut up you peep loving fuck.

>> No.18731097

>>18731080
I think dragons would have pretty cute thoughts, especially if there was a very interesting human that would keep going back to her lair so they could talk about the world, knowledge and feelings.

>> No.18731100

>>18731095
Fuck no I am not going to refresh

>> No.18731105

Wtf

>> No.18731106

>>18731100
DO IT YOU CHOCOLATE FUCK

>> No.18731113

>>18731095
which Monster Girl would like peeps?

>> No.18731116

What is even happening

>> No.18731117

>>18731113
The terrible ones.

>> No.18731120

>>18731117
so your waifu then.

>> No.18731123

>>18731105
Mini the minotaur?

>> No.18731124

I'd put some creme in my waifu, if you know what I mean.

>> No.18731126

>>18731113
Shoggoth
they consume all

>> No.18731128

>>18731123
Aww yeah baby. Gonna get me a chocolate goodness Pharaoh to have steamy sex with.

>> No.18731129

>>18731120
I'LL CUT YOU DOWN YOU PEEP LOVING FUCK

>> No.18731139

>18731129
>18731095
Stop trying to force it

>> No.18731144

>>18731129
TRY ME YOU CREME SUCKING BITCH!

>> No.18731148

What the fuck is this

>> No.18731150

>>18731148
This is what happens when Easter and April Fools are on the same day.

>> No.18731154
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>>18730657
I want to breed a heavy siege unit

>> No.18731155

>>18731144
YOU'RE WAIFU IS SHIT SO AND SO IS YOUR TASTE IS SWEETS YOU PINK SHIT.

>> No.18731168

>>18731154
You can't handle that booty

>> No.18731169

>>18731155
GO CHOKE ON YOUR OWN CREME ALP!

>> No.18731171

I want to fuck an Automanee.

>> No.18731173

Oh boy I do love memes

>> No.18731174

>>18731148
If we're not on the same team, I'm legally obligated to kill you.

>> No.18731180

>>18731169
I will gladly enjoy my waifu's creme made from her breast milk while you chow down artificial garbage that was in Malcolm in the Middle.

>> No.18731181

Oh, boy. I sure bet this will improve the thread quality.

>> No.18731182

I was hoping that at least this board would be usable.
It seems that I have vastly overestimated the average /jp/ user.

>> No.18731183

I want to lick chocolate off of my waifu's chest.

>> No.18731190

>>18731180
I hope you become lactose intolerant.

>> No.18731200

>>18731190
woah what the fuck

>> No.18731201

FUCK YOU ALL MINT IS BETTER AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

>> No.18731208

>>18731201
Don't make off topic posts like this

>> No.18731209

>>18731200
this war and your on the losing team.

>> No.18731210

>>18731201
I want to eat my waifu out after eating a whole lot of peppermints!

>> No.18731213

>tfw 4chan x doesn't play nice with the april fools gimmick

>> No.18731218

>>18731209
We're beating you right now. Those fucking peeps are as good as dead.

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>>18730333

>> No.18731222

>>18731168
One way to find out. Or he can just attack from the front!

>> No.18731230

>>18731218
peeps are like twinkies, we will last forever!

>> No.18731231

>>18731208
I think you're expecting too much of this thread.

>> No.18731233

>>18731221
Nice butt, good work.

>> No.18731239

>>18731221
Unf unf unf

>> No.18731243

>>18731230
But twinkies are shit.

>> No.18731244
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18731244

>TFW you will never eat out a White Horn's frontpussy while pounding her hindpussy

>> No.18731249

>>18731221
>Buttslut tag
Why do I get the feeling she made that one herself?

>> No.18731250

>>18731243
no creme anon you and your waifu are shit

>> No.18731257

>>18731182
Is there a particular species or situation you'd like to discuss?

>> No.18731261

>>18718251
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

>> No.18731266
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Hoodies!

>> No.18731271

>>18731221
Hippity hoppity

>> No.18731272

>>18731250
Real talk, twinkies are foul.

>> No.18731277

>>18731272
yeah you right and your waifu is pretty cool.

>> No.18731278

>>18731168
>>18731222
Don't worry fellow tarks, I can handle it

>> No.18731279

>>18731221
Shouldn't her calves be RIPPED?

>> No.18731283

>>18731261
Nowadays I can only read those lyrics to the tune of Smooth Criminal

>> No.18731286

>>18731261
Anon this is a blue board. Bare naked ladies aren't allowed.

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>>18731266

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>> No.18731297

>>18731277
God, why did twinkies get that meme status? They were never as good as the alternatives

>> No.18731299

>>18731279
Only if that's your fetish anon.
Would you a Mojyo Jiangshi with thick thighs?

>> No.18731301

>>18731294
>no tail
Irredeemable.

>> No.18731307

>>18731294
>No tail
No matter how boner-inducing she is, this will never fail to bother me.

>> No.18731315

>>18731293
Foxes in casual clothes are cute!

>> No.18731317

>>18731271
>"Ahhh~ What'll I doooo~? My body's so stiff I have to hop everywheeeere~
>Said while smirking smugly because she knows exactly what the sight of her enormous bouncing ass is doing to anon.
>It's like a bowl of incredibly fuckable jell-o.

>> No.18731335
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Tails are v important

>> No.18731339

>>18731299
I mean, she jumps as her primary form of locomotion. That's gotta build strong calves and thighs. In answer to your question, I don't know about mojyo, but there is nothing that thick thighs don't look good on. They go well with everything.

>> No.18731442

Would studying necromancy make undead girls think you're a better lover?

>> No.18731453

>>18731442
Probably. You'd have a bit of that scent they love, the same one from the undead mush.

>> No.18731458

>>18731453
How would a lich hit on you?

>> No.18731479

>>18731458
She'd compliment your magic and experiments, might drop some spaget when she starts talking about her achievements, trying to look like a better mate for you though.

>> No.18731482

>>18731458
With a club.

>Research specimen attained.

>> No.18731488
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18731488

>W-What are Peeps?

>> No.18731497

>>18731488
Nothing to worry about, chubjub.
Now come back to bed.

>> No.18731498
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>>18731335
VERY important.

>> No.18731504
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18731504

Happy Easter everyone
LateNight did a couple of nice Easter Miia pictures for me that I love a lot.

I think Miia would like Easter a lot. Her favorite food is eggs, and my family always makes a lot of egg dishes at this time of the year.

I saw a video recently on /ck/ where a guy basically makes a scrambled egg brick using I don't know how many eggs. It looks like it could be pretty good. Would be neat to make for her.

>> No.18731516

>>18731488
I want to feed peeps to an oppai loli Jub while she bounces slowly on my dick!

>> No.18731518

>>18731488
Don't worry you'll find out in 9 months

>> No.18731529

>>18731516
>Oppai loli jub
Please hold on tight to her hips!
Those massive peepers are gonna flop so heavy they might make her fall off!

>> No.18731532

>>18731504
Cute Miia

>> No.18731568

>>18731504
>LN will never draw my mice
A part of my soul dies every time I realize this.

>> No.18731580

>>18730440
So to sum up:
>Nadia's dad is a pretty cool guy. Her mother and sister are going to be a problem.
>The city gets exposed to Nadia
>We are introduced to Nadia's "old rival" Marigold brooks.
Good stuff Beast, but are you going to corrupt Nadia's family too?
At least if Marigold gets taken down. it won't be like Julie.

>> No.18731627

>>18731568
One day, micefag. Maybe that day is closer than you think.

>> No.18731646

>have cute harpy daughter
>go to her school's flying racing event
>deck yourself out in the school's logo, wearing a shirt saying your daughter is #1
>keep cheering her on constantly
>she's embarrassed by you
>"Dad please stop! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends! I'm serious!"
>take her words into serious consideration and respond with
>"Hi Serious. My name is Dad."
>the absolute dead look in your harpy daughter's face is bone chilling
>she has it the entire race, even as she wins it and being presented with the trophy

>> No.18731650

>>18731646
Literally worse than daughteru dicking, the absolute state of you anon.

>> No.18731681

>>18731568
I need from LN is a Griffon, gnome and an umi osho, then he would have drawn every girl I like.

>> No.18731695

>>18731568
I feel you anon. LN Kobolds never.

>> No.18731726
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>>18718251
Thanks for picking best monster!

>> No.18731741

>>18731726
Bapho-chan deserves a righteous oral raping!

>> No.18731755
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18731755

>>18731741
No

>> No.18731762

>>18731755
Yes!

>> No.18731771

>>18731755
For pussy fucking then?

>> No.18731833
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>>18731762
No
>>18731771
Only for me!

>> No.18731845

>>18731833
What about anal then?

>> No.18731850

>>18731833
I'd fuck a bapho though and you wouldn't stop me. I'd find a very cute one that's looking for a lewd onii-chan and I'd cum inside of her a lot.

>> No.18731860
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>>18731850
As long as it's not mine

>> No.18731864

>>18731860
It's going to be your daughteru! I'll even take her on romantic dates and make sure she is the happiest girl in the world.

>> No.18731868

Is it wrong to want my demonfu to reduce me to a blushing mess with dirty words and compliments as she furiously rides my dick, even though she's shorter than me?

>> No.18731881

>>18731868
You should do the 'blushing mess' bit before you engage in sexy time then, watch her light up like a christmas tree when you unexpectedly jam it in.

>> No.18731894

>>18731868
Not at all anon, that's the fuckin dream right there. I imagine my Kobold waifu to be similar in that she'd get really enthusiastic like that in the heat of the moment, especially on femdom nights.

>> No.18731957

>>18731868
Nothing wrong with that at all, Demonfag. I bet she'd probably greatly enjoy the fact that she was able to turn her husband into stammering, clingy blob with just a few sultry whispers and well-placed caresses.

>>18731894
Personally, I like to think of my waifu making me smile by grabbing my hand while furiously wagging her tail, all while she slowly shuffles her hips closer to me so that she can wrap me in a big hug, making me blush as we kiss.

>> No.18731965

>>18731957
>Personally, I like to think of my waifu making me
I think about that a lot too anon, affectionate kissing and licking would be the best!

>> No.18732000

>>18730462
I’d love to see a proud and haughty Ojou-sama Pharaoh “debase and humiliate” herself by dancing at a strip club.

>> No.18732012

>>18731965
You like to think about your waifu making you?

>> No.18732019

>>18732012
I like to think about her making me do a lot of things anon, yes.

>> No.18732026

>>18730606
This. Once you put the moves on that lonely and desperate Tanuki principal you’ll be set for life.
>want to get into a good college? She’ll fix your grades for you
>want to land a solid job after you graduate? Her sister owns a law firm
>want to just be a househusband and brush her tail every night when she comes home? What the fuck is wrong with you? You sick fuck.

>> No.18732030

>>18731957
What if she did that after chugging a few doppel potions so she can properly teasedom me from all angles?

>> No.18732031
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18732031

Cow butts!

>> No.18732034

I want to fill up my waifu with my creme

>> No.18732036
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>>18731741
I wanna force a bapho to suck me off all day and night.
I wanna turn her mouth into my cock sock

>> No.18732065

>>18732026
>Shortstack CC Principal of an MGC high school starting to get desperate calls up an Anon to her office to talk about his low grades.
>One thing leads to another and anon walks out of the office with a sore jaw and a better grade and the Tanuki is left to stew in the knowledge that she just committed a crime.
>As time goes on she learns more about him, including that he's an orphan living in a state orphanage.
>Finally the dam of her reasoning breaks down and she adopts him.
>The first day living with her he notices that she took his few belongings and placed them in her room.
>Then she takes off her top, revealing her heaving breasts as she looks back at him and starts miming a blowjob while giving him a "come hither" gesture with her free hand.
>Anon proceeds to coast through high-school only to drop out in college to become his momster's full time housekeeper and exclusive fuckbuddy.

>> No.18732073

>>18732036
She sports a cute cape

>> No.18732084
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>>18731568
Someday anon

LN is just a blessed dude.

The second picture of Miia he did was also super nice.
He's just so good.

I really wish he would take commissions. I really just want to pay him for his art, I don't really care what price he sets stuff at. I always feel guilty just requesting stuff.

>> No.18732088

>>18732030
Well then rest in peace to both your composure and pelvis. Multiple pairs of hands running over your body, coupled with a handful of whispers grazing against your ears all at the same time would result in very, very satisfied Demon with a breathless you face-down in her bust at the end of it all.

>> No.18732247

>>18732088
That's not even getting into the cosplay nights where she makes herself into a one woman harem while roleplaying.

>> No.18732250

>>18731244
correct, cause they have only one pussy you idiot

>> No.18732259

>>18732250
>[Laughing Manticores]

>> No.18732322

>>18727683
>>18730440
Keep it up, 2 pastes in one thread is nice.

>> No.18732326
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18732326

This was a nice gift from Frosticle, Jabberwock looks lovely in her dress!

I hope you guys have a wonderful Easter/April Fools day!

>> No.18732346

Remember: if you're travelling through a Demon Realm swamp and you hear banjos, run.
Unless of course you want a bunch of southern accented Orcs to rape you.

>> No.18732359
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I bet Cheshire Cat would be unbearable during Aprils fools.
What would your waifu do to prank you / you do to prank your waifu?

>> No.18732397

>>18732359
My waifu would prank me by drinking an entire twelve pack of Doppel Potions so she could screw with my head by seemingly being everywhere at once.
Then once I catch on she gangbangs me.

>> No.18732423

>>18732359
I'd hop in the car without saying a word and drive off.

Is that too mean? I think it's too mean. I won't do that.

>> No.18732438

>>18732423
Yeah, that's pretty mean and might send her into a panic attack.

>> No.18732495

Public service announcement that monster girl maids see productivity increases of up to 300% while pregnant.

>> No.18732498
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Team Mini, report in.

>> No.18732514

>>18732495
Is that with each pregnancy or each baby she's carrying? My kiki being pregnant with quintuplets and working at 1500% productivity would be a sight to see.

>> No.18732534
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18732534

>>18732498
The vast hordes of mini-hebi have taken notice.

>> No.18732599

>You'll never fuck an Automaton so hard that she reboots

>> No.18732768

>>18732599
>Read that as "Never fuck an automaton so hard she robots"
What does making an automaton robot look like?

>> No.18732866
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>>18732495
> up to 300%
You don't fool me.
You're trying to get me to knock my maid up, and then she spends all day slunped on the sofa satisfying her avocado pizza cravings, and when I complain "I was promised up to 300% efficiency gain", she just smirks and says "Up to 300% means 300% is the maximum. You got -95%, so sucks to be you, but -95% does technically fall under the umbrella of +300% :)"
And that's how monstergirl single mothers are made.

>> No.18733069
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18733069

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH.

AND PEANUTBUTTER.

>> No.18733124

>per usual april 1st bring in some bs that makes it hard to have my usual discussions,
well at least you guys are acting normal

>> No.18733144

>>18733069
Delicious Brown Pharaohs are for Team Chocolate dick.

>> No.18733151
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18733151

Do blades fit in here?

>> No.18733156
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>>18733144
No, they are really for peanut butter.

>> No.18733165
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YOROKOBE

>> No.18733169

>>18733069
Would hail the Pharaoh anyway

>> No.18733173
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>>18733156
You are a liar and probably Apophis too.

>> No.18733175
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18733175

>Team Mini

Did they mean team "Mint"?

>> No.18733186

>>18733175
These team names were probably devised by an ESL or some shit.

>> No.18733187

>>18733165
That Dark Priest has been eating too many peeps.

>> No.18733193

>>18733173
Apophis is team Peep though.

>> No.18733225

>>18733069
Some Pharaohs are known to bathe in milk in order to preserve the vitality and beauty of their skin over all these centuries.
A few even go as far as bathing in milk blessed by a particular deity.

>> No.18733257

>>18733225
Elaborate.

>> No.18733280

>>18733175
No, they work for the Baphomets
Mini = Sabbath
Chocolate = Desert region
Peeps = Wonderland
Peanut Butter = Dog girls

>> No.18733302

>>18733257
Bathing in milk grants the Pharaohs pristine smooth skin that feels like silk and looks like gold.
Bathing in blessed has quite a few other properties.

>> No.18733314

>>18733302
A healthier body?

>> No.18733317

>>18733225
>bathe in milk
boy milk?

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>> No.18733350

>>18733314
If by healthy you mean fully equipped to give birth to and feed many children then yes.

>>18733317
That's something only a drunk Pharaoh would do after using her god voice on her husband of many decades.

>> No.18733368

>>18733350
>drunk Pharaoh using her god voice to make lewd demands
Sounds fun.

>> No.18733382

>>18733186
Except for the peeps, they're all kinds of easter eggs

>> No.18733472
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Chocolate > *

>> No.18733596
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>>18733472
The absolute state of chocolatefags.

>> No.18733599

>>18732250
>All monsters in the centaur family have another vagina, aside from the horse vagina located at their rear which they’ve had since the era of the former Demon Lords. It’s in the front at the boundary of the human upper body and the horse lower body (In the same position as a human woman), and it was newly formed when their body changed to become more suitable for intercourse with a man upon the dawning of the era of the current Demon Lord.

>> No.18733603

>>18733596
God I wish that were me.

>> No.18733614

>>18731488
https://twitter.com/davidbhayter/status/949722667120132099?lang=en

>> No.18733655

>>18733596
I really want a strongfat Ochi

>> No.18733664

>>18733382
And now that I google it, even Peeps come in egg form too

>> No.18733689
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>>18731335
Agreed.

>> No.18733707

>>18733689
Is this how foxes corrupt?

>> No.18733716

>>18733689
me on the right

>> No.18733729

>>18733707
>Young admiral wants to marry a pure human maiden and have a typical family of 5
>He gets MOFU'd by 2 foxes
>Now wants to marry foxes and have a dozen daughters with each

>> No.18733740
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18733740

The Easter Bunny is here, say something nice about her!

>> No.18733742

>>18733729
Anon that admiral is a woman.

>> No.18733751

>>18733742
I think that's actually another boat.

>> No.18733757

>>18733751
Well it's gonna be a fox boat very soon./

>> No.18733765
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>>18732031
Are you trying to imitate Pleiadesfag? That is a highly inadvisable course of action.

>> No.18733766

>>18733757
Freedom fox boat!
Cutest fox boat!

>>18733740
She has a nice butt bilt for breeding

>> No.18733773

>>18733742
Well, if the admiral is a woman then she'd become a fox and the fleet would get renamed.
Those 2 foxes would become her right hand too.

>> No.18733777

I want to rape a vampire in broad daylight while wearing a silver cross!

>> No.18733785

>>18733765
I understand the desire to play thread police and all but there's very clearly 3 people in that search if you pay attention to the file names.

>> No.18733812

>>18733785
>I understand the desire to play thread police
I don't, most of the time its akin to burning down your own house to catch a mouse.

>> No.18733821

Alps are lewd.
https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/980390354321993728

>> No.18733824

>>18733751
Not just any boat. That's USS Enterprise (CV-6)-the ship that played the role of drunk Frat boy to Japan's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night during WWII.

>> No.18733835

>>18733824
So they are adding more America boats.
Good job on them picking the enterprise though.

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>>18733821

>> No.18733839

>>18733766
>American Fox boat
Oh yes I like shis.

>> No.18733841
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>>18733785
I've tried to tell him that before but there's just no arguing with autism like that.

>> No.18733845

>>18733812
I was kidding, mostly. On that note though the image spammer would normally be online at this time, I wonder if teams making people slightly more easy to spot samefagging spooked him.
>>18733821
Spade tail masturbation is too lewd.

>> No.18733847

>You will never be an incubus and fuck the corruption into a human woman

>> No.18733849
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>>18733835
Anon that's Chinkcolle. OG CanThis is too chicken to add the Big E.

>> No.18733859

>>18733812
https://youtu.be/8I5_zsRI4Zo

>> No.18733865

>>18733838
>posting off topic shit

>> No.18733869

>>18733839
Would be nice but they'd be cowboats probably.

>>18733849
Oh, so its the chinese knockoff?
Would make sense, I was surprised that the Japanese one would add boats that smacked them back across the pacific.

>> No.18733872

>>18733859
sadly this isn't a movie reference, people irl have actually done this.

>> No.18733875

>>18733838
Is it bad that I had running in the 90s going in my head when I saw this pick?

I have no idea why I did but it happened.

>> No.18733876

>>18733869
Gambier Bay would make a cute cow.

>> No.18733878

>>18733859
man i remember that movie
pretty good and satisfying ending

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Watch out, best wan coming through.

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>>18733847

>> No.18733901

>>18733882
Committing crimes with an anubis!

>> No.18733904

>>18733847
A story about an incubi marrying a human woman and corrupting her would be a classic loved all throughout monster girl societies.
Something along the lines of a human man who lives on the outskirt of a demon realm and gets corrupted by eating prisoner fruit then falls in love with a human women from his village but cannot marry her because he would corrupt her, and after a whole lot of drama and tragedy they leave their respective family to move into a demon realm, he corrupts her by taking her virginity and in the end they're a happy couple who run a prisoner fruit shop.

>> No.18733907
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18733907

>tfw allergic to chocolate

>> No.18733915

>>18733907
worst moth

>> No.18733916

>>18733915
you mean best

>> No.18733921

>>18733896
Wherever I am, I must also corrupt

>> No.18733922

>>18733904
>prisoner fruit shop

uh?

>> No.18733926

>>18733882
Based Barb fulfilled that one Anon's request to the fullest. God bless him.

>>18733901
What kind of law of the desert would you break with an Anubis? All the ones that forbid anal sex I assume.

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>>18733916
She's a murderer!

>> No.18733939

>>18733936
moth is the real mom

>> No.18733945

>>18733882
Would serve

>> No.18733947

>>18733872
Truth is stranger than fiction at times

>> No.18733948

>>18733845
>>18733821
>Walking in on an Alp masturbating her tail
>She's even got the spade in her mouth
>TFW she goes beet red when you start taking pictures and sending it to places like /hbg/ and Monster Twitter with the hashtag of #DickCravingSlut

>> No.18733953

>>18733882
>he coloured it too
It looks amazing, thank you Barb. I didn't expect this when I originally made that post.

>> No.18733955

>>18733939
It's not nice to lie anon.

>> No.18733956

>>18733926
>All the ones that forbid anal sex I assume.
Every single one of them and also her own rules she imposes against spanking during sex.

>> No.18733957

>>18733922
Sells fresh prisoner fruits as well as various different products made from it (candies, drinks,etc...)

>> No.18733966

>>18733957
How would prisoners buy it?

>> No.18733967
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>>18732031
How much butt is too much butt for a monstergirl?

>> No.18733998
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>>18733966
http://mgewiki.com/w/Prisoner_Fruit

>> No.18733999

>>18733948
I'd blackmail the shit out of that alp. Make her do tons of humiliating things before she gets gentle, loving sex

>> No.18734012

>>18733999
>Blackmailing a lusty, pent-up woman
https://exhentai.org/s/e8a08f4224/444522-1

>> No.18734013

when you think about,
wern't most of the first generation of monsters technically alps?

>> No.18734019

>>18734013
*first generation of monsters transformed by the new DL*

>> No.18734039

>>18734013
Depends on the race but all of the shorter lived ones would be dead and most of the long living ones would be married.
God help the man who comes across an undead dragon who was originally male though, laying back and thinking of england wouldn't be nearly enough to save him.

>> No.18734041
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>>18734013
Anon please don't open that can of worms.

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>>18732031

>> No.18734053

>>18733967
>Too much
No such thing, no matter how much they protest.

>> No.18734061
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Happy Monoeye Day! Since this Monoeye Day is also April Fool's Day, what are some good jokes to play on one's monoeye girlfriend? Without crossing the line into bullying, of course.

>> No.18734066
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>>18734039
How would he know she used to have a dick unless she told him?

>> No.18734072

>>18734061
The best joke is to impregnate them

>> No.18734139
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18734139

Mist Continent centaurs!

>> No.18734150

>>18734139
>No thighs
A truer nightmare I've never seen

>> No.18734157

I want to do a prank on the local sabbath by give them huge breasts!

>> No.18734171

>>18734061
I wouldn't play a prank on her but I'd be as smug as a cheshire.

>> No.18734182

>>18734139
I have never seen chun lis appeal

>> No.18734201

>>18734066
Anon pls

Dragon cocks are my fetish

>> No.18734202
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>>18734150
Two legs bad! Four legs good!

>> No.18734209

>>18734061
Pretend to dump her and run off with a suagr momma.

>> No.18734210
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18734210

>>18734061
Happy Monoeye Day
April Fools and Easter together could make for some interesting egg hunts.

>> No.18734212

>>18734201
>>>/y/

>> No.18734214

>>18734202
I need thighs!
She lacks them!

>> No.18734221

>>18734202
Hippocentaurs are for maximum bully.

Z-Ton, despite his rampaging faggotry with NTR and other despicable shit, still probably had the most wife-able sized girls

>> No.18734237

>>18734072
I'm not sure that I understand your humor, but I'll try it anyway!
>>18734171
This is dangerously close to monoeye bullying and I will not allow it!
>>18734201
pls no

>> No.18734244
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>>18734221
Agreed

>> No.18734252

>>18732084
I remember that one time we were discussing what we would do if we suddenly gained artistic ability and tons of anons were talking about using it to gift art to the thread. Which only makes me wonder if LN is one of those art santas.

>> No.18734253
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18734253

chocolate

>> No.18734275

>>18734182
exotic asian matial artist woman at a time where playing as females was rare if not unheard of.
Also the fact that she's a policewoman and one of the few in the early games with a "legit goal"

>> No.18734277

>>18732359
>Cheshire drinks minimizing potion
>Becomes the size of a grain of rice
>Crawls into my ear canal
>Whispers things like "Rape them all, Johnny" and "Give her the D" over and over again,

>> No.18734284

Are you guys happy with your current flavor of mofu?

>> No.18734285

>>18734275
she didn't do anything for me,
maybey because her outfit looked silly to me,
I did think the version in the anime was hot.

>> No.18734290

>>18732359
Well, the prank would probably be more between the pair but the wife would hire a wizard to, for a day at least, make her the very buff one while the jinko becomes the 'fat cat' of the pair.

Plenty of teasing would ensu

>> No.18734292

>>18734284
What peanutbutter mofu like?

>> No.18734295

>>18734275
I know nothing of street fighter, whats her deal?

>> No.18734297
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>>18734284
Peanut butter mofu is good, but I'd like some creme mofu

>> No.18734299

>>18734295
Thighs

>> No.18734302

>>18734182
Thighs.

>> No.18734303
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18734303

Happy family in the Demon Lord's new world, black & white, date unknown.

>> No.18734304

>>18734237
I wouldn't be the one bullying her though, it's just a prank and she'd be bullying herself.

>> No.18734311

>>18734284
vanilla da best my dudes

>> No.18734316

>>18734295
She's an Interpol officer who was originally investigating Shadaloo from Dictator. Most famous for the fact that her thighs are thick enough to crush men to death with due to her kick-based version of Chinese martial arts. Keep in mind her teacher, Gen, is also one of the very few people to actually survive the Shun Goku Satsu from Akuma.

>> No.18734328

>>18734303
Best end
Boys born monster girl family will have the best childhood

>> No.18734329

>>18734295
Bison/dictator killed her dad
She's either police or interpol in most of the games, so going after him is her job on top of vengance
In street fighter 3 she has a dojo if I remember right and the Illuminati is stealing children

>> No.18734333
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>> No.18734358
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18734358

Demon bellydancers!

>> No.18734363
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18734363

Gimmie chocolate milk

>> No.18734364

>>18734358
The best.

>> No.18734369

>>18734316
>actually survive the Shun Goku Satsu from Akuma
It annoys me that story wise akuma's master is the only confirmed death
>Bison had a spare body
>Gen survived by purging himself of evil before he got hit
>Goken was put into a coma

>> No.18734410
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>> No.18734425
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Chocolate doggos

>> No.18734438
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>>18734425
The perfect breeding partner.

>> No.18734458
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>>18734438
smug dog

>> No.18734498

I wanna molest a Scylla's tentacles!

>> No.18734507

>>18734410
I'd molest her claws.

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>>18734498
Fuck, forgot pic.

>> No.18734526

>>18734514
>loving every part of your waifu
thats a good man right there.

>> No.18734541

>>18734363
>>18734425
>>18734438
>>18734458
I'd fill some choco girls with my creme.

>> No.18734551
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Chocolate, Mini, or Peanut butter

>> No.18734582
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>>18734551
I want Mini monster girls!

>> No.18734604
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>>18734582
>You will never a mini girl
Why even live?

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>> No.18734646

>>18734582
I'd prefer a big monster girl

>> No.18734647
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>>18734636
Cocod

>> No.18734662
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>> No.18734668

>>18734604
I've been meaning to do a Redcap story, but I'm not sure people would be into hard femdom like that.

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>>18734668
Do it cream boy.

>> No.18734699
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I'M THROWIN MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

>> No.18734727

>>18734699
anon we all know you dont have money.

>> No.18734740

>>18734699
>>18734727
>Monster girl app just like that is made
>There's microtransactions

>> No.18734747

>>18734740
>Cow tits are the norm, you have to pay extra to have DFC

>> No.18734763

>>18734679
I dunno man, I'd either have to post it as Guest or just not do it.

>> No.18734772
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>no team blue

>> No.18734788
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>>18734740
Pay up

>> No.18734796

>>18734788
Tanukis disgust me.

>> No.18734800

>>18734788
I want tubby tanukis be they dune coons or your normal Zippys

>> No.18734817

>>18734772
I will always be loyal to team blue anyway!

>> No.18734845

>>18734679
>cream boy
I feel like that would be an actual nickname desert monster girls would give to those light skinned visitors from the north.

>> No.18734870

>>18734817
there are not enough people here to discuss demons I think. I'm only interested in them.
and onis.

>> No.18734911
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>TFW no dark elf family

>> No.18734914

>>18734788
>Anubis-chan, I heard a rumor you're heading to Wintersburg to live with your husband
>You must buy this blue scarf before you go, there's Yeti fibers mixed into it for extra warmth
>"Going away gift"? No no no, I give you very good discount though

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>>18734870
we can discuss our inner demons.

>> No.18734918

>>18734870
I'd discuss demons Anon,

>> No.18734923

>>18734870
I'm writing a quick story about a demon right now. I should have it up today. Don't get too excited though. Its just a quick one-off that just hit me out of no where.

>> No.18734936

>>18734923
What's it about?

>> No.18734943

>>18734936
The various attempts of a demon to get someone to sign something.

>> No.18734964

>>18734943
Oh sounds fun.

>> No.18734977

>>18734964
I hope it's fun. It's not gonna be like other stories I write. Very short in comparison. Slice of life stuff.

>> No.18734984

>>18734977
It's nice to branch out Anon.

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>>18734915
so we were the monsters all along you say?

>>18734918
okay, I'll start. I love their horns. Especially the rough ones with very sharp edges and not the curvy round ones.

>>18734923
Gud I wrote one too, which is still unfinished.
I'll probably never post it since I'm a terrible writer and also english is not my first language.

>> No.18735048

>>18733847
You can't do what's already there naturally, son.

>> No.18735050

I want a cow that produces entirely too much milk! So I can leave her alone for a few days and just enjoy the benefits...

>> No.18735051

>>18735037
From what it looks and sounds like, we're in a content drought. Might as well post it, anon. You'll please the silent majority.

>> No.18735052

>>18735037
I like both types of horns.

>> No.18735067

>>18735037
I want a demon who is a devout worshiper of God. That would be an interesting story.

>> No.18735097
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18735097

>>18735067
?

>> No.18735110

>>18734943
Does she ask them to please sign her petition?

>> No.18735114
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18735114

oni dindu nuffin, she a good girl

>> No.18735116

>>18735097
No, not that god. The Christian God. To worship something that despises you. That would make for an interesting story.

>> No.18735124

>>18735110
Something like that. You'll see.

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>>18733821
Oh jeez. Is that the same guy that drew this?

>> No.18735153
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18735153

Chocolate cats

>> No.18735158

>>18735114
>posting monster boys.

>> No.18735161

>>18735114
Asterios is fluffy and one of the best broserkers but I don't think he's thread related

>> No.18735165

>>18735050
That sounds like abuse, especially if she used to milk herself alone while crying before meeting you and now she is happy because she has a lover to help her.

>>18735067
>She grew up completely unaware of how religion view demons and monsters
>At age 7 she tried to make a priest sign her contract
>He kindly refused, offered her a meal and a bible instead
>He promised her that God will fill her life with happiness and the man of her dreams if she reads that book and abide by its rules
>From then on she has become a devout member of the local church and to this day wait to meet her fateful love

>> No.18735170

>>18735116
You should read highschool DxD the nun girl becomes a demon that still prays a shit ton.

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>>18735158
>>18735161
>Draw a girl and call it a boy

>> No.18735181

>>18735175
>posting
>literal
>monsterboys

>> No.18735193
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>>18735181
Guys can be monster girls to shitlord

>> No.18735196

>>18735161
A Minotaur with a similar story to Asterios would be interesting.

>> No.18735203

>>18735114
>she

>> No.18735205
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>>18735175
Show me where the boobies are on that Asterios image and do it before Eba's alp detector finds you

>> No.18735217

>>18735205
What the FUCK is that? I've been away for a while. Did he make more fallen bride shit?

>> No.18735220

>>18735193
Fuck off faggot.

>> No.18735222
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18735222

>>18735051
Maybe some day.

>>18735067
Mine is about a guy who serves under a demon in her corrupting army.

>> No.18735228

>>18735114
>She
That's a man you faggot.

>> No.18735230

>>18735217
Yes, actually.

https://exhentai.org/g/1190403/764ef794ef/

>> No.18735232

>>18735222
Now those are some big mana reserves.

>> No.18735237

>>18735067
reminds me of that succubus scp

>> No.18735238
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Threadly reminder.

>> No.18735273
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>>18735175

>> No.18735304
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>>18735232
imagine ALL the corruption she can cast with that mana.

>> No.18735309

>>18735263
Eat shit monsterboyfag

>> No.18735342

>>18735230
so a dude wears thighhighs and short shorts and the order didn't find any of that off?

>> No.18735344

>>18735304
She's probably secretly a huge romantic who love seeing couples come together.

>> No.18735348
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18735348

Monster idols!

>> No.18735369

>>18735348
The best!
I want to be a mermaid idol's N°1 fan and confess my love to her after I've been to 100 meet and greet of hers.

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18735372

>>18735342
They probably think gays are more effective at fighting monstergirls.

>> No.18735383

>>18735372
clearly they were mistaken

>> No.18735391

>>18735342
In their defense shorts are comfy and easy to wear.

>> No.18735395

>>18735391
Not super tight ones like that.

>> No.18735397

>>18734845
Is it blacked if a choco girl dominates a cream boy?

>> No.18735414

>>18735397
But a chocolate will never win against a creme.

>> No.18735415
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18735415

>>18735369
My nigga.

>> No.18735423

>>18735391
normal ones, if a guy is wearing shorts like that its not for comfort, its cause he wants to be oggled at.

>> No.18735430

>>18735391
>those boots
he was gay before the corruption
100%

>> No.18735436

>>18735423
I dunno, some desert girls can win against me instantly.

>> No.18735450

>>18735397
It's a cream boy's duty to fill a chocolate eclair.

>> No.18735453

My desire is to serve the demonic mistresses of the extremist faction

>> No.18735460

>>18733847
Something like that would be nice to fool around with if you're somehow single Incubus.

>> No.18735463

>>18735453
My desire is to work as a mercenary in a comfy village and protect it from the extremists and the order.

>> No.18735470

>>18735453
I want to do that too.

>> No.18735472

>>18735450
That simultaneously lame and hot.

>> No.18735475

>>18735460
>Pretend to be an scary evil incubus when you are actually a champion of justice

>> No.18735479

>>18735415
I'd go to an old CC retired Otohime idol's comeback concert even if I had to fly across the world to do so.

>>18735453
Would you help her working in the Organisation of Breaking?

>> No.18735480

>two dopples after the same guy

>> No.18735484

>>18735479
>Would you help her working in the Organisation of Breaking?

Whatever she commands. What's that?

>> No.18735485

>>18735453
I want to beat up the extremist faction.

>> No.18735488

>>18735479
>an old CC retired Otohime idol's comeback concert
But Anon she's only 17 years old.

>> No.18735493

>>18735480
>One is a gyaru with a big phat ass
>One is an ojou with huge wobbly tits
Who wins?

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>> No.18735502

>>18735493
The one the guy likes the best.

>> No.18735515
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>>18735488
*170

>> No.18735518

>>18735493
I'd be an impossible choice for me.

>> No.18735531

>>18735496
Worst girl

>> No.18735533

>>18735484
It's new info from the MGE2 Extremist treatise that was posted a month ago
https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc
https://mega.nz/#F!fnRUBQ7Q!jnvl-g7jUnIciZnLvmMJ5w

>> No.18735566

>>18735531
Nah, miia a good girl. She wants darling for herself and moved away from the sharing path.

>> No.18735615

>>18735566
>minifag has shit taste
Of course.

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Spider maids!

>> No.18735638

>>18735619
Since when have spinnerets become so lewd?

>> No.18735642

>>18735619
He doesn't look too happy

>> No.18735643

>>18735533
Fuck, I missed this. Either way, of course I would help them.

>> No.18735650

>>18735638
There another hole. They've always been lewd.

>> No.18735658

>>18735533
I wonder how much would I get If I helped them.

>> No.18735670

>>18735658
Lots of headpats

>> No.18735688

>>18735165
No, Anon. She's in on it! She totally enjoys the feeling of release after a few days being pent up!

>> No.18735715

>>18735670
I'm not a kid anymore...

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>>18735715
That can be fixed.

>> No.18735736

>>18735670
That's the Sabbath reward.
Extremist faction have more sophisticated ways to compensate their members.

>>18735715
Would you enjoy a Demon or Devil spoiling you like a kid though?

>> No.18735751

>>18735715
You get free food too

>> No.18735773

>>18735715
You are to them.

>> No.18735774

>>18735736
Well maybe, sometimes.

>>18735751
Is there free booze too?

>> No.18735780

>>18735774
>Is there free booze too?

Of course.

>> No.18735783

>>18735736
I want a Titania to spoil me.

>> No.18735798

>>18735783
Can one spoil a titania?
Can you spoil the spoiler?

>> No.18735807

>>18735798
You can try I suppose.

>> No.18735816

>>18735493
Me

>> No.18735841
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>>18735773
>Say to a demon to stop threating me like a kid, because I'm past my mid 20's
>She just laughs continuing the headpats

fug

>>18735780
Then we are set.

>> No.18735844

>>18735783
I want both a Titania and a Papillon to spoil me

>>18735798
>Treating your onee-chan like an imouto and spoiling her
It will be an endless war where she tempts you with her charms while you remain stoic and keep spoiling her
I'd give up and let her spoil me if she offered to let me take a nap on her soft lap while she caresses my hair

>> No.18735853

>>18735844
I want to aggressively be spoiled by at least three, but not more then seven onee-sans in every flavor of the onee-san rainbow, from Cool to Sweet to Genki!

>> No.18735861

>>18735566
She's literally the least developed girl in the series and it's pretty funny, too.

>> No.18735868
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What monstergirl would you motorboat, dude?

>> No.18735871

>>18735844
>take a nap on her soft lap while she caresses my hair
And she sings to you?

>> No.18735882

>>18735868
My Kobold waifu and/or daughteru, but only on their bellies.

>> No.18735884

Reminder that insisting you are not cute to a Monster just makes you cuter to them.

>> No.18735889

>>18735868
any monstergirl affectionate enough to put her tits on my face
ideally two, one kuu girl who will allow to happen and one energetic girl who's really into it.
>>18735871
of course she sings to you.
>>18735882
it's not motorboating if it's on the belly.

>> No.18735893

>>18735868
Both of them.

>> No.18735897

>>18735868
Ran.

>> No.18735902
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>>18735868
It'd be easier to list the ones I wouldn't do it to.

>> No.18735907

>>18735868
>tfw no mamono Yukari wife.

I want to play with portals

>> No.18735908

>>18735853
Genki is Papillon
Sweet is Titania
Cool can be any undead or Ice Queen
What about the others? Himedere in particular has a lot of competition.

>>18735871
I just want a comfy sleep, not get sent to heaven.

>> No.18735911
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>>18735868
My waifu.

>> No.18735919

>>18735907
>yukari getting isekai'd by one of her own trains and reborn as a lilim
The world wouldn't be ready for the reality warping fuckery she could pull off

>> No.18735923

>>18735907
>>18735919
Wouldn't Trumpart make sense for her ability?
The question is: What kind of Trumpart?

>> No.18735943

>>18735868
My dragon. It would be funny to see her tail move depending on what I did to her.

>> No.18735948

>>18735868
Troll girl, I want to get pampered under her bridge

>> No.18735951
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>>18735868
My wife

>> No.18735959

>>18735868
Is it still called motorboating when you do it to a butt?

>> No.18735966

>>18735923
Some kind of Arch-trumpart I guess. I also imagine her as some kind of Nurarihyon for some reason.

Puts your whole harem in an Gensokyo-like realm

>> No.18735974

>>18735959
That's called a rimjob anon.

>> No.18735981

>>18735736
>Extremist faction have more sophisticated ways to compensate their members.
Yeah, like Behind the ear scratches.
Any monstergirl with pointed ears would be driven wild by that.

>> No.18735992

>>18735923
Diamond, of course.

>> No.18736033

>>18735981
With how sophisticated and fancy inari are would they enjoy ear scratches and petting?

>> No.18736044
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>>18735868
The correct answer is a cowgirl.

>> No.18736049
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>>18735951

>> No.18736051

>>18736033
They'd pretend they don't, but the second you start up no lewd fox would be able to resist laying her head in your lap and letting you pamper her.
Ever seen an Inari's tails wagging?

>> No.18736055

>>18736044
That's a big cow.

>> No.18736061

>>18736044
I want to fill a chocolate cow with my creme.

>> No.18736076 [SPOILER] 
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>>18736055
You know what to do.

>> No.18736078

>>18736076
What happens when I do?

>> No.18736085

>>18736076
Too big.

>> No.18736088

>>18736078
Well, you'll have your head between two enormous bovine titties first of all.
You'll also get to experience the Holst sitting on your lap while looking down at you smugly as you grope and squeeze her tits.
Once you do it enough she'll shove you over and give you some milky paizuri.

>> No.18736091

>>18736088
Well I have no choice but to touch then.

>> No.18736095

>>18736085
It's perspective anon, she's taller than you.

>> No.18736103

>>18736095
Not according to the comic that panel is from.

>> No.18736107

>>18736095
Then she's like 16 feet tall which means she's absolutely too big.

>> No.18736108

>>18736095
>perspective meme
unga

>> No.18736122

>>18736107
Monstergirls have way of making you temporarily shorter.

>> No.18736126

>>18736122
Well that's just rude. Her chest is still too big though.

>> No.18736128

>>18736091
Hope you're ready for what comes when you're so weakened you can't run.
It's breeding. Hours and hours of vigorous breeding.

>> No.18736131

>>18736128
Sounds good to me.

>> No.18736133

>>18736126
Well you know how to fix that right anon?
The real question is are you just gonna drink her milk or will you bottle it up for later?

>> No.18736141

Mofuboats are lewd

https://exhentai.org/g/1205972/64f4a446b7/

>> No.18736142
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>>18736033
Sophisticated as they may be, a beastgirl is a beastgirl.

>> No.18736145

>>18736133
I'd probably drink a glass or two's worth and bottle the rest for whenever.

>> No.18736146

>>18734290
>Pouting Jinko and smug Cheshire

>> No.18736150

>>18736055
For you

>> No.18736151

>>18736141
Okay but where's the mofu?

>> No.18736159
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18736159

>>18736141
>"Mofuboat"
>no fluffy tails

>> No.18736184

If I don't get a cute titania onee-san to sit next to me and huff until I let her lay my head in her chest while she strokes my hair, I'm going to FREAK.
You know that she'd better sit all smug like, knowing that she's got me exactly where she wants me right before she tells me to move so that she can get a blanket. We're going to use that blanket when we snuggle up and watch a movie together, two best friends/family members. Afterwards, of course, we'll go to bed and she'll stay in my bed because she sleeps better with me there. Midnight blowjobs may or may not occur, depending on if I look like I'm having a good dream or not.

>> No.18736229
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/k/ommando mersharks!

>> No.18736235

>>18736229
But why would you need a gun underwater?

>> No.18736237

>>18736229
how does it shoot underwater? would that even work?

>> No.18736240
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>>18736229
Why is it always the Galil?

>> No.18736256

>>18736237
I looked it up and it looks like an APS rifle, and those are made to be fired underwater.

>> No.18736270

>>18736240
>galil
wat? that's an avtomat podvodny spetsialnyy

>> No.18736274

>>18736270
oh
fuck me

>> No.18736285

>>18736256
But why?

>> No.18736294

>>18736285
Sometimes you need to kill something underwater. Of course with monstergirls those bullets would be Demon Silver, so it's more of a disabling weapon in her hands.

>> No.18736300

>>18736285
frogmen attacks on naval bases. regular rifles cant shoot shit underwater, and in most cases can't cycle properly

>> No.18736303

>>18736294
So not only is your chance of getting kidnapped while swimming highly likely, you can now get shot.

>> No.18736319

>>18736303
To be fair, Demon Silver is painless.
You'd feel a tingling sensation as you get overwhelmed by sexual desire to the point where you almost have an orgasm when you feel a Mershark's arms wrap around you and hear a Russian accented "Gotcha~" in your ear.

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>> No.18736353

>>18736319
Would be nice to go full adventuring/wife hunting with demon silver weapons

>> No.18736355

>>18736338
>image spammer is a mini

>> No.18736372

>>18736353
Would you want to get into a sniper duel with a rebellious Elf?
Imagine finally bringing her down after hours and hours of battle and claiming your prize right there in the forest as she moans.
Imagine her embarrassing her more prim and proper sisters by talking about it when you go to meet her family.

>> No.18736375

>>18736355
what

>> No.18736377
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18736377

got milk?

>> No.18736388

>>18736372
It would be a question of if I can endure her arrows long enough to get her with my axe or if she’s able to bring me down before then.

The Black Knight will not be denied

>> No.18736392

>>18736375
Easter update.

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>>18736142
>Beastgirls are beasts

>> No.18736407

>>18736388
Anon, I think you misunderstood.
You, her, the forest, two Mosin-Nagants and about 500 rounds of Demon Silver bullets each.
Winner tops.
Would you fuck a deviant Elf who gets wet over human military equipment and uniforms?

>> No.18736418

>>18735430
Someone said he joined the Order army to admire strong men on the front so yeah.

>> No.18736419

>>18736407
>Mosin-Nagant
I have already won
>spoiler
No

>> No.18736420
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18736420

Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane Takane

>> No.18736424

>>18736407
Poo, I’m not here for guns, I’m here for honor, valorous deeds, and basically being a knightly type that goes wife hunting

>> No.18736430

>>18736418
>
Is that the actual translation or just something you made up?

>> No.18736433

>>18736430
There was an anon who posted the overviews of the new fallen maidens along with the first photos of that book.

>> No.18736481
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>> No.18736488

>>18736399
You know Hime is just waiting for someone to awaken her inner masochist so she can carry them around with a ball gag and reins around her face. The fact that they'd both be arrested if seen only makes it hotter.

>> No.18736505

I found what is ostensibly a Tritonia doujin

>> No.18736512

>>18735619
Spider maid!
Spider maid!
Does whatever a spider maid does.
Spins a web at anytime,
Catches master, just like flies.
Look out!
Here comes the spider maid!
I’m sorry for my autism but I had to get that out of my head.

>> No.18736521

>>18736418
I feel like that would happen a lot with the younger squires.

>> No.18736526

>>18736488
>tfw Quicksilver died too early to give Centaurs the full degenerate genius treatment
Suffering desu.

>> No.18736536
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>>18736505
Link?

>> No.18736552

>>18736505
Everything about your post screams "I am about to shitpost."
So go ahead and prove me right.

>> No.18736551

>>18736526
That's a dangerous game there bud. It was recently revealed that KDF was a ponyfag.

>> No.18736566

>>18736526
Good thing. I don’t want to hear about someone lewding loli centaurs.
The only thing worthwhile he did was that Hellhound story.

>> No.18736570

>>18736551
Wait, what?

>> No.18736572

>>18736536
>>18736552
Sorry, but it would be indistinguishable from shitposting. Just let it be known it exists. It is out there. It is not translated.

>> No.18736579
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>Onii-chan do want some of my creme?

>> No.18736582

>>18736572
I need proofs.

>> No.18736586

>>18736570
KDF was a brony.

>> No.18736590

If a young demon trys to copy her mom and makes her own contract and gets her best friend to sign it, is it binding?

>> No.18736592

>>18736536
We need more Tritonia stuff. Art, writing, hell, I’d take a cardboard cutout right now, she’s so underrated it’s criminal.

>> No.18736595

>>18736579
Young cows are far too cute.
Does their milk taste sweeter compared to mature cows?

>> No.18736598

>>18736590
Yes. Even if it’s just a crayon picture of them two standing outside a house with the words “WERE MARREED” next to it.

>> No.18736599

>>18736595
Probably, die to diet. Now I need to see what happens when I feed an adult cow a diet rich in chocolate.

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>>18736582
I don't think it's really MGE, but it's definitely based on a sea slug. And it has those back tentacles.

>> No.18736639
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>>18736377
Always.

>> No.18736645

>>18736388
>Sir Anon the black knight, a fearsome warrior in midnight black plate that wields a pole-axe.
>Arriving with his sworn bothers and his men at arms, he's know to fight for few things.
>For honor and the bonds of those he's sworn to.
>For money to fill the coffers of him and his men.
>For cute and strong women, taking those who catch is eye during, or after the battle.

>> No.18736653

>>18736488
It's a shame Yanon died and the only two Discordfag candidates are either dead or lazy

>> No.18736680

New roulette when?

>> No.18736722

>>18736639
Chocolate cows best cows.

>> No.18736736

Huh. This is weird.
Oh well, whatever team this thing gives me will be my waifu's favourite flavour. Let's hope she doesn't have shit taste...

>> No.18736741

>>18736736
Yeah, this could work I guess.

>> No.18736748

>>18736680
Whenever Beast decides to update

>> No.18736762
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>tfw was chocolate
>Now mini
My friendship with chocolate ended, NOW mini is my best friend.

>> No.18736779

>>18736748
Hopefully he keeps up this weekly momentum.

>> No.18736784

>>18736762
What a cute fairy wife.
She's THICC too. I bet she likes teasing husband.

>> No.18736829

>>18736762
Overinflating sexy fairy girls!

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>>18736784
>>18736829

>> No.18736861

>>18736849
UNF

>> No.18736874
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Mini girls are a blessing

>> No.18736876

>>18736874
They truly are.
I want shortstacks, tiny girls, fairies, littles, all the variety.

>> No.18736881

>>18736874
XXL is for groping

>> No.18736882
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>>18736876
My Chocomrade

>> No.18736886

>>18736882
She tries to look tough but I bet she turns to putty when you start feeling her up.

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>>18736886

>> No.18736896

>>18736876
I want a shortstack Troll

>> No.18736901

>>18736895
That's just face sitting, I'm talking full on molestation of her rear and tits

>> No.18736911

>>18736874
XL is best.
She's the perfect height for standing blowjobs, and you can have her grab onto something and fuck her from behind while he legs dangle off the ground.

>> No.18736919

>>18736882
Amen. Just imagine a menagerie of Mini-yet-big cows, bombshell six inch fairies, a trio of goblin goblin hobgoblin, and a Tiny Dragon stroking your forehead through it all.
>>18736886
It is the nature of mini girls. They're naturally prone to overloading orgasms when their sexy bodies are properly touched.
>>18736896
Very nice. Bounce her and watch her blush and wobble!

>> No.18736932

>>18736919
Yep, especially when that XXL size.
All that sensitive meat on that small a frame is too much for them to take.

>> No.18736939

>>18736874
Just IMAGINE normal.

>> No.18736968
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So what with those team stuff? How do I get points?
Also checking my team

>> No.18736971

>>18736932
>Sitting down watching a movie with her
>Suddenly lean over and heft her up, plopping her on your lap
>Just start grabbing and squeezing nice and slow at all her meat
>It doesn't take long until she's positively soaked through and drooling
>And the movie isn't even half way over

>> No.18736982

>>18736968
>vodka
Speak AMERICAN you fucking bitch

>> No.18736996

>>18736982
> AMERICAN
Соси хуй, буржуй.

>> No.18736998

>>18736971
Yep, and that is even without putting your rod in them so they start milking you on their own and are left with a big ol' seed bump

>> No.18737007
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18737007

>>18736968
Hell yeah, team mini rules, just like I wanted

>> No.18737010

>>18736968
>>18736982
I think it says something along the lines of "Well... there is one outfit I like to wear for special occasions." but that's relying on Google Translate.

>> No.18737012

>>18736968
That's a much better style than these Russian schedule dogs are usually in. I approve of this a lot.
>>18736982
Russian is hot though.

>> No.18737039
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I want to transform into a incubi dragon and breed legions!

>> No.18737044

>>18737007
It's amazing how much hotter Midna is when drawn like this, god have mercy on my dick.

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>>18737039
>incubi dragon
Monsterboyfag get out.

>> No.18737050

>>18736998
>Insert into her while she's in that state
>Her XXLShortstack pussy starts DESPERATELY milking your cock, like a drowning person just come up for air
>She looks back at your over her shoulder, tongue hanging out as she gasps and moans your name
>Grabs your wrists and mashes your hands in deeper on her tits as she starts bouncing
>You're gonna be in for a long night of filling her

>> No.18737056

>>18737049
>Not giving your dragon wife the big barbed dragon D

>> No.18737061

>>18737056
you need to leave

>> No.18737068

>>18737061
Don't give them (You)s.

>> No.18737073

>>18736874
Can I have all three? I seriously can’t choose between them.

>> No.18737075

>>18737050
Perfect, species doesn't even matter at that point.
I'll even carry her to bed and plug her up if needed

>> No.18737078

>>18737073
Uh oh anon. You're in for an overload if you really take that all at once.

>> No.18737106

>>18737078
I don’t care. I’ll overload them all with my semen every night if I could just wake up to them all cuddling me every morning.

>> No.18737109

>>18737075
They look like Imps of some kind, so I'm gonna go with an Imp.
>Take her back to bed all sloshing full of seed and plug her up
>She groans and moans in her sleep as she rolls around
>When you wake up she's attached the base of your cock to her mouth subconsciously while sleeping and looks even more filled
>Looks up with hazy eyes and speaks with a mouthful of cum
>"Shho what're yer ordesh today bossh?"

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5abe63223bd3d

>> No.18737119
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>>18737111
would fug with consent and fill until she is big and round

>> No.18737132

>>18737106
>Normal curled up against your arm, totally hugging it like a stuffed animal
>XL sitting on your abdomen, head buried in your chest as her arms circle around you
>XXL has your head stuffed between her breasts from the side, hands stroking your hair
>As they all realize you wake up, they grin simultaneously
>"Good mornin' boss~"

>> No.18737133

>>18737111
Fuck off spamming faggot.

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>>18737119

>> No.18737150

>>18737136
Isnt she a necromancer healer? she doesn't have much in her opinion

>> No.18737165

>>18737132
That’s the life right there. I’d love to take them all out on dates every weekend and give them all as many daughterus as they’d ever want!

>> No.18737171

>>18737109
Order for the day will be to help me test some spells.
Maybe by getting out test subjects or just to be my toy for the day

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>>18736982
Use google or something

>> No.18737217
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18737217

Been a while since I posted anything, so I'll spare the usual rhymes and get straight into it. There's horsepussy involved, so if that ain't your thing feel free to disregard.

https://pastebin.com/ZHsUqR4q

Have a nice Easter, anons!

I swear I'll get something done for Christmas this year.

>> No.18737218

>>18737049
https://youtu.be/a_xL0EIA6mg?t=102

>My Son, we Dragoons are a proud band
>Our Legacy... To Attack
>Never relent, My Son
>Let your steel sing against the winds
>Meet your enemy in their own terms, in the sky
>I tell you this, for when you are old enough...
>'She' will meet you

>> No.18737219
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>>18736982
Vodka is for warming up on cold Russian nights

>> No.18737233

>>18737217
Of course you'd use the image where she's riding a shota in cowgirl you dirty TFT horsefucker

>> No.18737236

>>18737217
>anonmd
Now this is a nice surprise.

>> No.18737238
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18737238

>>18737205
>>18737219
A monster trying to flirt with a language barrier would be funny.

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>> No.18737272

>>18734668
Yes Please!

>> No.18737281
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>>18737233
I am what I am, anon. Someone's gotta give centaurs a good lovin'.

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>>18736377
lactose intolerant fags BTFO

>> No.18737303
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18737303

>You're a cop and you see a van speeding so you pull them over and see pic related.
What do?

>> No.18737306

>>18737281
Those legs are so good. I don't think I've seen an artist with the gall to screw them up, either.

>> No.18737308

>>18737252
She looks skittish. I want to spook her with my dick!

>> No.18737322

>>18737252
Man I want to place my wang between her eyes and see how startled she gets.

>> No.18737323

>>18737303
depending on the speed either a warning or a fine, probably a small one.

>> No.18737325

>>18737303
that's an animal pic on the licence so that license is obviously fake.
to jail with the bitch

>> No.18737340

>>18737238
>Kejourou trying to seduce a man despite not being good at English
>"Misutah, yuu wan meiku fakku?"
>There is a visible question mark over your head because you have no idea what the hell she just said
>She giggles at your reaction over the top of her fan
>Push her down and make fuck
Some things transcend language.

>> No.18737343

>>18737306
I've only seen like one centaur version of brown thoroughbred in the boorus in total. The idea of quarter-horsepussies that only have the ears and tail is a solid alternative if you're not going to go full circle or use the frontgina cop-out.

>> No.18737353

>>18737343
She's got at least one translated doujin on the panda.

>> No.18737367
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>It wasn't rare loot at all!

>> No.18737366
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18737366

You made her mad /mgt/. Now what?

>> No.18737370

>>18737303
Now I wanna see Super Troopers but with MGs.

>> No.18737375

>>18737366
Feed her the juice mouth to mouth, obviously.

>> No.18737378

>>18737370
>You'll never give a German Succubus a mustache ride

>> No.18737384
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>>18737205
>Using machine translation

>> No.18737394
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>Feed peanut butter

>> No.18737400

>>18737340
I want a frenchy vampire trying to seduce me,so i can fuck her senseless

>> No.18737403

>>18737394
No, feed creme.

>> No.18737411
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18737411

Gazerfag got me a nice gift picture of Miia with an egg.

It's super cute and the timing for it was perfect.

>> No.18737415

>>18737370
>Farva rapes the alp behind the counter at the burger joint for not giving him a liter of cola

>> No.18737418
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>>18737403
Drink creme

>> No.18737419
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>>18737281
>talks about centaurs
>posts biped

>> No.18737428

>>18737418
Drink chocolate cow creme.

>> No.18737433

>>18737418
>work on a farm
>absentmindedly say you forgot to add cream to your coffee this morning
>you’re them crowded around by eight Holstaurs who are all begging you to use their cream

>> No.18737441

>>18737433
You're going to end up with "cream with a touch of coffee" at that rate.

>> No.18737448

A couple years ago, someone posted a pastebin that had instructions on how to use a browser extension to add a background picture to 4chan, does anyone remember it and also still have the link to the imgur album with all the monster girl transparencies?

>> No.18737451

>>18737418
isn't that the oppai loli from dragon maid?

>> No.18737452
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18737452

>>18737419
Quarter horses count, too.

>> No.18737454
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18737454

Chocofox

>> No.18737457
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18737457

>>18737428

>> No.18737458
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>>18737340
>German Wight
>DO YOU WANT TO MAKING FUCK
>BERSERKER

>> No.18737460

>>18737418
I want to make cursed weapons that can increase the bust size of the women who wield/are

>> No.18737466
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18737466

>>18737340
Do Kejouros have prehensile pubic hair?

>> No.18737468
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18737468

>>18737394
The danger is just part of the allure!

>> No.18737473

>>18737457
[x]pamper

>> No.18737474

>>18737458
Goddammit I almost choked on my peeps I was laughing so hard.

>> No.18737477
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18737477

>>18737452
It's full taur or nothing. Cosplay shit can fuck right off.

>> No.18737482

>>18737477
You do you, my dude.

>> No.18737485

>>18737457
I don't want this chocolate cow.

>> No.18737488

>>18737466
Yes. It makes fingering them just as rewarding as headpatting them, only stickier.

>> No.18737489
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>>18737460
>You will never be a enchanter that makes sleepwear that increases bust size when they sleep
>They will never come back to you to order more because they don't fit into their old pajamas.

>> No.18737504
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>>18737485
How about a chocolate witch cow?

>> No.18737513

>>18737489
Exactly!
A great business plan!
And for the sabbath I can do lewd panties that do the same for their hips, rears, and thighs!

>> No.18737519

>>18737504
I guess I'll take that.

>> No.18737522

>>18737504
Looks like a chocolate Gyaru witch cow.

>> No.18737525

>>18737485
I want that chocolate cow

>> No.18737529

>>18737504
>gyaru
That’s cheating and you know it Anon. No one can resist the charms of a gyaru monstergirl.

>> No.18737537

i will be a dracolich resurrecting ALL the zombie dragons!

so anons can have them as waifus

>> No.18737538
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>>18737522
Oh no the adjectives

>> No.18737544

>>18737538
I want to lick that cows belly

>> No.18737545

>>18737504
"Are you not aroused? Is that not why you are here?"

>> No.18737548
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18737548

Double creme

>> No.18737553

>>18737529
I could try,

>> No.18737557

>>18737548
i want a milk bath and massage

>> No.18737560
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18737560

>> No.18737573

>>18737557
Why not a massage in a milk bath?

>> No.18737584

>>18737573
thats the stuff, one cow in front and one behind

>> No.18737594

I wonder if at the deepest part of the ocean there are CC sea girls who are so Cake and lonely down there that they’ve never even seen a man

>> No.18737596
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18737596

>[x] give "tip"

>> No.18737599

>>18737560
Cute cape!

>> No.18737603

>>18737596
So like what, ten dollars?

>> No.18737612

>>18737205
How I'm supposed to type those doodles

>> No.18737630
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>>18737603
She just trekked through a blizzard to deliver you a pizza, she needs at least $20 and a cup of hot cocoa

>> No.18737637

>>18737630
How about a carrot and a serving of hot dick?

>> No.18737640

>>18737630
Alright, fine.

>> No.18737653
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>>18737603
>Order at Pizza "Paradise"
>Get pineapple pizza with bacon, anchovies, mushroom, and everything else
>Ask's what kind of monster you want?
>Pick centaur because they go zoom zoom
>Ding ding
>"Hello hun here's your pizza~ It'll be 20 bucks"
o-oh okay
>pay up the 20, get the food, and go to close the door
>"What about my "Tip"~"
>Hand her 10 bucks and shut the door
>Go back to shitposting on your favorite gardening forum

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>>18737596
I only order pizza from one girl

>> No.18737665

>>18737205
"but there is a new toy! why do I need you?"
That's what I get from machine translation. Holy fuck it's hard to type this when all you have to go by is the Wikipedia article about the Russian alphabet.

>> No.18737667

>>18737451
Can't be, this one has normal hands

>> No.18737699

>>18737205
>>18737665
No, wait. it's trying to auto correct me as I was going. "a new toy! Why did you ask me?" is... more correct by the looks of it.

>> No.18737702

>>18737661
I'll order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.18737709
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18737709

https://pastebin.com/8X8kJyz5
A Pirate's Life
Line 781

Sorry about the no updates thing, I'm sure you all know my excuses by now.

>> No.18737717
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>>18737667
i've got some bad news for you

>> No.18737731

>>18737709
nice

>> No.18737732
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>>18737709
>mfw I read that as chapter 781

>> No.18737745
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18737745

>>18737732
>the idea of writing that much for no money at all

>> No.18737760

I have a million dollar idea.
Weighted butt plugs.

>> No.18737767

>>18737745
>writing that much for no money at all
>When you look at your pastebin and add up all the stuff you deleted and come to the conclusion you DID write that much for no money at all
It's a strange feeling

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>>18737557
>>18737573

>can't unthink the awful smell of curdled milk
>want to bathe in it

Lactose issues aside, I don't want actual milk even if I could drink it.

>> No.18737772

>>18737717
I stand corrected... Apparently I need to catch up. Thanks, anon.

>> No.18737773
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>>18737745
I wouldn't doubt it considering that one monster girl quest fanfic

>> No.18737801

>>18737773
>I'm mini again
Wew

>> No.18737805

>>18737801
Fag.

>> No.18737809

>>18737801
Shut the fuck up about that shit already.

>> No.18737823

Would an Apophis who adopts a young boy but already has a husband give her son vials of her venom with which to grape women who strike his fancy?

>> No.18737835

>>18737823
Depends on if the husband is okay with it. Other than that, sure.

>> No.18737843

>>18737773
>that one monster girl quest fanfic
Is it the one I'm thinking of?

>> No.18737861

>>18737768
sounds like a personal problem me i need cows galore

>> No.18737868

>>18737835
Well I doubt an Apophis' husband would be morally opposed to an Apophis' methods. He wouldn't be her husband if he was.
Imagine being raised while being taught that proper romance is when you take that syringe full of venom and jam it into some poor Holstaur's neck before the two of you fuck each other into comas.

>> No.18737874
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>>18737843
Yes, edgy's fanfic.

>> No.18737875

>>18737861
To be the fuckbuddy of every girl on a Holstaur ranch...

>> No.18737895

>>18737874
not the one I was thinking of.

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>>18737596
>gammatelier

>> No.18737909

>>18737875
>fuckbuddy
>not pulling a joseph smith and marrying all of them

>> No.18737922

>>18737909
I don't know if I can handle that many wives, that much love, or that much meat. Something casual with them might be comfy though.

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>>18737874
We all had our edgy days, anon. It's six feet under now, and I want to believe I've learned enough from it before I pulled the plug.

>> No.18737937

i like dragons

>> No.18737941

>>18737922
I could, a whole farm full

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>>18737929

>> No.18737967

>>18737937
>Liking dragons

>> No.18737969
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Wacky Sacky!

>> No.18737973

>>18737967
I don't like them I love them!

>> No.18738014
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18738014

>>18737874
>Poppy

>> No.18738021

>>18738014
Dense MC's are to MGs what naive unwed Unicorns are to us.

>> No.18738023
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>>18737967
Dragons are great.

>> No.18738024
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>>18733151
yes

>> No.18738079

I want to serve as a guard on the ship of a eccentric plump tanuki trader in space!

>> No.18738084
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18738084

Team Chocolate is the best. Fact.

>> No.18738093
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18738093

>Look for mermaid lewds on sadpanda
>99% of it either gives them a human pelvis and thighs or has them outright turning into humans before sex
Goddamit, what's a guy gotta do to get some fishpussy?

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>tfw no psychic Dark Mage girlfriend

>> No.18738131

>>18738084
Team Chocolate is a bunch of nigger lovers and racebaiters.

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>>18738131
You seem upset.

>> No.18738142
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18738142

>>18738131
Are you jealous because we're in the lead now?

>> No.18738147

>>18738140
>>18738142
Chocolate girls are fantastic. But Team Chocolate is fucking trash.

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>>18738147
Only you could get this incensed over a silly Easter event.

>> No.18738168 [DELETED] 

>>18738159
Eat shit, nigger lover.

>> No.18738176

>>18738023
>Dragons are great
The whole range from lolis to haughty queens is for pounding from behind.

>> No.18738187

>>18738176
Gimme one extra haughty and extra soft.

>> No.18738195

>>18737205
Isn't there a no text version of this?

>> No.18738201

>>18738142
I didn't even realize there was a scoreboard.
Is it just posts or what?

>> No.18738203

I want to milk a Minotaur so I can have nice bottles of her milk to drink on the go.

>> No.18738205
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18738205

"Excuse me, you are a warrior monster right? I heard this forest is very dangerous and I got lost."
>Grab her hands
"Would you mind escorting me to the road?"
"Whats the matter? Why are you blushing? Why is steam coming out? Do you have fever? Are you alright?"

>> No.18738212

>>18738021
Easy pickings? Something about your analogy seems off.

>> No.18738215

>>18738205
I hope you brought fruit or something, or you're gonna get Bugged.

>> No.18738221

>>18738215
I think she's the one being bugged.

>> No.18738226

>>18737272
>Giving a faggot like Faggocks (You)s

>> No.18738239

>>18738215
What if I dont have fruit?

>> No.18738241

>>18738205
This is how you get a very protective beetle bodyguard for life.

>> No.18738251

>>18738215
So if I brought fruit Im free to go?

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>>18738251
It's acceptable payment for services rendered.
That service being keeping you safe from all the other forest denizens.

>> No.18738298
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18738298

Got a nice gift from the Gazerfag! Jabberwock makes a nice evil queen.

I hope you all had a nice Easter!

>> No.18738307

>>18738298
Is this a succubus or a dragon?

>> No.18738313

>>18738307
both?

>> No.18738314

>>18738313
I need to know what gift to bring!

>> No.18738322

Which monster girl is the best to adopt and raise as a baby?

>> No.18738326

>>18738314
just bring yourself. your lovely to be around.

>> No.18738328

>>18738314
the gift of life

>> No.18738331

>>18738322
no dicking the daughteru?

>> No.18738332

>>18738326
If it's a cold-blooded dragon I need to bring her a sweater I knit myself

>> No.18738337

>>18738298
That's a /fa/ tiara.

>> No.18738339

>>18738332
perfect she'll love it!

>> No.18738346

>>18738298
Jabberwock is a raid boss for the Wonderland expansion!

>> No.18738363

>>18736653
Who the fuck said I was dead?

>> No.18738374

>>18738339
I hope so, it's my confession sweater

>> No.18738416
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18738416

>Chocolate
Well, if you say so.

>> No.18738426
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18738426

Translated and edited for y'all

>> No.18738432

>>18738426
Hooray, it's no longer in vodkaspeak.

>> No.18738438

>>18738426
Team Creme coming in clutch as always, thanks anon.

>> No.18738447

>>18738426
But how does she get the rubber stockings under her fur?

>> No.18738453

>>18738265
If I have no fruit is there any other acceptable payment?

>> No.18738471

>>18738426
My countryman of ethnic descent.

>> No.18738483

I feel kind of bad for not writing on the weekend I have off but at the same time... Eh. Not like people would read Selkie or Redcap

>> No.18738488
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>>18738332
>dragon
>cold-blooded

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18738493

>>18738447

>> No.18738494

>>18738483
I would read all of that. Do a Tritonia story on top of it while you’re at it.

>> No.18738505

>>18738426
What's the sauce on this image anyways? Can't find anything with reverse image search.

>> No.18738519

>>18738416
>tfw i will never get to lick a high orcs underarms, stomach and feet

>> No.18738524
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18738524

Thoroughly breeding the chocolate thoroughbred.

>> No.18738547

I want to teach a teenaged Cheshire about the joys of fisting.

>> No.18738556

>>18738547
>the joys of fisting
I feel like that’s the name of a MGC bestseller book.

>> No.18738559

>>18738426
Blyat the fuck, you ruined it

>> No.18738560

>>18738346
Any group that gets wiped by her become permanent Wonderland citizens

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>> No.18738612

>>18738560
>If you wipe to the Jabberwock Queen, you get swarmed by wonderland girls and carried off to the husband auction.
Let's be real, how many of you fucks would cause a wipe on purpose.

>> No.18738619 [DELETED] 

>>18737709
>>18737217
Who the fuck are these fags spamming pastebin links. And stop with urelated maymay images as well.

>> No.18738623

>>18738612
I'd go with a full party of women just so i could corrupt them.

>> No.18738630

>>18738619
>Not knowing about writefaggotry.
The absolute state of newfucks. Would you rather you post the full thing in the thread like fucking barbarians?

>> No.18738636

>>18738630
>replying to it

>> No.18738641

>>18736968
Sauce?

>> No.18738642
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18738642

https://www.archiveofourown.org/works/13384674?view_adult=true

>> No.18738656

>>18738642
Fuck off you piece of shit

>> No.18738667

>>18738656
Brother.

>> No.18738673

>>18738623
>Anon goes to fight the Jabberwock Queen with a thief, a sorcerer, a priest, a bard, two knights and Paladin-Chan.
>Wipes hard.
>He's carried off to an auction platform while his partymates are forced down and made to watch.
>After the bidding ends, a Mad Hatter Ojou-sama smugly grins while walking forward, causing one of the knights to desperately scream for her not to rape Anon.
>"Oh you misunderstand dear, we're not bidding for him~ We're bidding for you!"
>The knight's face falls as the Hatter saunters towards her with a spare hat in her hands.
>"We wouldn't dream of splitting up such a wonderful party my dear! Not when it could make such a wonderful harem! Just relax~ You'll be feeling good soon~"
>The rest of the girls can only watch in horror as the Knight is corrupted into a Mad Hatter, knowing that they'll be auctioned off to be corrupted into Wonderland girls as well and then made to fuck Anon.
>Though while the thief was twitching on the floor after being corrupted into a big booty Wererabbit they started to wonder "would that be so bad?"

>> No.18738675

>>18738642
Now posts like yours are actual spammy links.

>> No.18738698
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>> No.18738701

>>18738698
Womanlets, when will they learn?

>> No.18738707

>>18738701
But also, she has large breasts.

>> No.18738734

>>18738322
I hear kikis practically take care of themselves once they're out of diapers and aren't even particularly messy before that.

>> No.18738740
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>>18738698
Navs pear-shaped Hellhound has a height advantage over his shortstack it seems.

>> No.18738743

>>18738734
You better be careful about mentioning Kikis and diapers, some people might get ideas.

>> No.18738746 [SPOILER] 
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HAIL PHARAOH!

>> No.18738747

>>18738734
I want to be assigned a very young Kiki as my maid from the maid center!
She is only for cute until she's in her teens.

>> No.18738751

>>18738707
Tall and flat is better than short and fat, my dude.

>> No.18738782

>>18738747
I really have to wonder what chaos girls are like in their rebellious years. Or something normally super nice like yetis or trolls (indoors/at night).

>> No.18738785

>>18738751
Carry on then.

>> No.18738791

Akaname or Mucus Toad for sloppy blowjobs?

>> No.18738793

>>18738612
>Tank anon ignoring the other girls flanking the party
>Healer anon "forgets" he has extra mana potions

The possibilities are endless

>> No.18738804

>>18738791
Mucous toad. You have a better idea where her mouth as been and you have to deal with less of a slob afterwards if applicable.

>> No.18738821

>>18718282
>the eternal 17 year old trio

>> No.18738826

>>18738734
>4 year old Kikimora does all the household chores, manages the house's finances and pays all the bills online
>Her mother loves it because it gives her more time to get fucked stupid by master

>> No.18738835

>>18738826
I want to make out with a 4 year old kiki.

>> No.18738847

>>18738826
>Give her a sister
>The oldest now has nothing to do around the house either and takes to the streets becoming an anti-delinquent.
>YFW the police have to escort her home again
>Apparently she tired herself out cleaning up graffiti and mediating gang disputes
>The cops thank you as they walk away

>> No.18738850

>>18738835
I want to Kiss her forehead and tell her she's an amazing little maid before putting her to bed.

>> No.18738859

>>18738847
Now this is a trash meme.

>> No.18738906

>>18738850
>she insists on putting you to bed

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>> No.18738954

>>18738906
>wah what're we gonna do on the bed?
>pomf

>> No.18738961

>>18738859
It's not a meme at all, calm your tits.

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>>18738734
>>18738747
>>18738826
>Super young Kiki goes to her first year of proper school
>Teacher normally gives out cleanup chores to children after homeroom recess
>In a week Kiki has overtaken all the cleaning activities post recess and refuses to allow anyone else to clean
>He tries to tell her to let other children learn the importance of chores
>Relents as it's obvious no one else really wants to help clean up
>Becomes concerned a few days later when she starts getting out of her seat randomly during class to pick up after him
>Put away the stapler, levels the ruler, sorts the pens on his desk by color, packs up the slide projector, etc.
>After a few more days she starts bringing in a second packed lunch
>Concern intensifies when she says it's for him and calls him master
>Tries to follow him home instead of getting on the bus
>He calls her mother later to see if she can explain to her daughter why her behavior may be inappropriate
>Her mother immediately becomes pissed he won't let her daughter come clean up his house
>Demands to know he thinks why her daughter isn't good enough to clean his house
>Descends until angry slavic until he agrees to let her clean up his house once
>Tries to schedule a time for the weekend when her mother can come over and supervise
>With the idea being that she can be sure nothing "untowards" happens
>"Nonsense, I'm arriving right now to drop her off"
>Stares in disbelief a the phone as the doorbell gets angry
>Answers to door to find an absolutely ecstatic young kiki standing there with a starter broom and her mother and father
>Her father just gives you a defeated look that you immediately understand as "I'm so sorry my wife gets like this/I'm just here to make sure she doesn't kick your ass."

When a Kiki marks you as her Master there's no dodging it. Accept responsibility. Глупый мастер.

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Girtablilus deserve more love.

>> No.18739081

>>18739001
This makes me wonder how MGE families outside of the Sabbath would take to this situation. Would it be a "yeah, sure" thing or would they be more ecstatic like this kiki's mom?

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This is peak chocololi performance.

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Friends!

>> No.18739153

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to take pity on those waifus that over indulged today on sweets and chocolates.
The end of lent can be rough on girls.

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>>18739153
It happened again.

>> No.18739184

>>18739174
Anon please, a dragon with that many cream eggs is going to be a fatty!

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>>18739184
No need to worry, I'll make sure she exercises.

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Would you like something to drink?

>> No.18739240

>>18739206
One should hope, chubby dragons are for being teased.

>> No.18739259

>>18739230
something without watermarks will do

>> No.18739283

>>18739230
One Euclidean tea, please!

>> No.18739303

>>18739230
What's the best position for flaying?

>> No.18739331

>>18739303
1. Lap pillow
2. Mothers embrace
3. From behind

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>>18739240
Chubby dragons are certainly perfect for cuddling at least.

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