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My dork wife can’t be this cute!

>> No.18717846

>>18717781
You're right. She's very ugly!

>> No.18718058
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18718058

>>18717781
How can a dork be this cute!?

>> No.18718071

>>18717781
>>18718058
she isn't

>> No.18718111

>>18718071
Someone's jelly

>> No.18718314
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>> No.18718840
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Molesting the dork

>> No.18718869

Your dork is my naizuri gf, dude

>> No.18721337

>>18718840
lewd

>> No.18722296

>>18717781
My dork wife is deceased, insensitive fool.

>> No.18723246

>>18722296
My dork waifu is a dense, moe blob

>> No.18725222
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>> No.18725743

>>18717781
I want to fuck Youmu.

>> No.18725763

So which Touhou character would become a mother first? Which one would be the best mother? How would their friends react to them finally moving onto the next stage of their life?

>> No.18725804

>>18725763
>So which Touhou character would become a mother first?

The ones who are already mothers

>> No.18725883

>>18725763
First Remilia would force Sakuya to marry and have children, to make sure she has more competent maids. Inspired by this display of loyalty, Youmu follows likewise. Later, Yukari would arrange a marriage for Reimu, to continue the Hakurei bloodline. But since Reimu would be a terrible mother, Sanea ends up doing most of the work. This convinces her to marry and have a child of her own. Years later, after having achieved immortality, Marisa finally feels she has enough time to get into that whole dating thing. And soon finds a lovely husband to settle down with.

And at some point, Yukari decides that having one or two kids around might be useful. So she abducts a man to use as a breeding stock. And then uses the result to help Ran and spy on human villagers.

>> No.18728486

>>18717781
If you marry Youmu and die, is your ghost still married to her ghost half?

>> No.18728727

>>18725883
I want to be abducted by Yukari!

>> No.18729171

>>18718071
fuck off parsee.

>> No.18729178

>>18718840
that's rape!

>> No.18729375

>>18728727
Why? She's only going to keep you around until she's pregnant. After that, she's giving you the praying mantis treatment.

>> No.18729402

>>18729375
that would be a good death, but there's still the posibility of being her slave?

>> No.18729437
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>>18725883
>>18729375
You again? Fuck off. You will not shit up Youmu's thread.

>> No.18729442

>>18729402
>that would be a good death
Are you sure? She'll probably get Ran to butcher and cook you into a proper meal. I doubt that would be very pleasant.

>but there's still the posibility of being her slave?
Yes. But she only keeps her sex slaves around until she gets bored of them. Then she eats them. And looks for a new intriguing person to abduct.

>> No.18729447

>>18729437
...What are you even talking about?

>> No.18729456
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>>18729447
Stop pretending you trolling dumbass. People already tell you piss off somewhere else. Shoo shoo.

>> No.18729460

>>18729456
I'm just going to ignore you, weirdo.

>> No.18729494
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18729494

Bath time with Youmu!

>> No.18729600

>>18729494
Can you imagine how wonderful it would feel to help wash Youmu? Carefully cleaning her back. Massaging her cute little breasts. Her soft butt neatly resting in your naked lap. While you carefully help clean her most private area. Making her softly moan in the process.

There's no better way to prepare a dork for a hot night of passionate lovemaking. To make sure her fertile womb is primed for impregnation.

>> No.18730122
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>>18729600
Getting her all clean so you can dirty her again with your pent up lust and a week's worth of semen?

>> No.18730726

>>18730122
All the way until morning!

>> No.18730760

>>18729600
you are a man of great taste anonymous

>> No.18731133
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Please refrain from saying lewd things about my adorable half-ghost daughter. She is young and pure and I won't have any of your horrible NEET perverts getting anywhere near her now or ever. Thank you.

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>>18731133
You cannot stop the lewding

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>>18731133
Your half-ghost daughter is my hug slave, dude.

>> No.18732342

>>18717781
This is now a Mini thread for a mini dork

>> No.18732366
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>> No.18732380

>>18717781
Youmu's softs farts!

>> No.18732411
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18732411

Youmu is a mini!

>> No.18732421

>>18730122
Yep. Exactly. Clean sex is the best kind of sex. Means everything is nice and smooth.

>> No.18732426

>>18731133
Youmu is a adult, anon. You need to accept that she has needs that only a man could fulfill.

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>> No.18734664
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18734664

Please bang my dork wife!

>> No.18734680
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18734680

How chuuni is Youmu?

>> No.18736175
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>>18734664
Alright, but I'm not using a condom

>> No.18737472

>>18736175
Go ahead. She's ready to be a mother anon. If you want to put a baby inside of her, now would be the ideal time.

>> No.18737609

>>18737472
I want in too!

>> No.18737718

>>18732380
The ghost part of Youmu farts too?

>> No.18739891

>>18737718
I'm not sure that's biologically possible

>> No.18739893

>>18734664
Do you enjoy being cucked?

>> No.18739899

>>18739891
Maybe the ghost part is just a fart, you are gross Youmu!

>> No.18741279
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>>18737472
>>18737609
Our sperm will duel for dominance and the right to impregnate Youmu

>> No.18741617

>>18741279
Has this turned into a straight up gangbang now?

>> No.18741643

>>18741617
I'm not rude and selfish. If one Anon wants to see his waifu thoroughly defiled its only right for other Anons to step in and help out.

>> No.18742883

>>18741643
Sharing is caring?

>> No.18743358

>>18741279
But that way, you might never know who the father is.

>> No.18745199

>>18743358
Its time to plaaaaaaaaaaaaay "Who's the Father!"

>> No.18747753
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>> No.18751015
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Wake up sleepyhead!

>> No.18751063

>>18717781
Half cum , half dork!

>> No.18751162

>>18751015
She looks like she wants to experiment with a strap on in there

>> No.18751182

>>18751162
I would't mind being fucked by dorkmu.

>> No.18751470

>>18751015
>When you ask her to try anal

>> No.18751492

>>18734680

She is the chuuniest 2hu after that dork with a cape

>> No.18751506
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>>18751492
No doubts here

>> No.18754420
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>>18751506
>>18751492

>> No.18762015

>>18754420
Complete chuuni

>> No.18765446
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>>18754420

>> No.18770804

dork lol

>> No.18771902
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18771902

Sleepy sleepy.

>> No.18771914
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>>18771902
Spooking the Youmu late at night

>> No.18771943

>>18717781
you are dork wife is my paizuri slave, dude

>> No.18772185
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>>18771943
Does she even have the "resources" to do something like that?

>> No.18772693
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>>18772185
Myon does

>> No.18774241

>>18772185
I think anon meant naizuri, which is very arousing when done by Youmu.

>> No.18775264

>>18774241
Just imagine watching her attempt to give you a paizuri, but fumbling and blushing because of her lack of cleavage

>> No.18776698

>>18775264
I would explode right at that moment and tell her she did her best and succeded. Then, I would hug her and pat her head to calm her down and make her happy and proud of herself.

>> No.18779901

>>18776698
You ever read that doujinshi with the slow sex with Youmu? Fuckin melts hearts

>> No.18779963

>>18779901
thats sounds amazing anon, do you have the source?

>> No.18780018

*youmu farts* g-gomenasai!

>> No.18780270

>>18779963
Gotchu senpai
https://nhentai.net/g/104430/

>> No.18784097

bump

>> No.18784909

>>18779901
Yeah, I have. Goddamn.

>> No.18787125
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Home run hitter Youmu!

>> No.18787325
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>>18787125
Japanese Samurai Youmu!

>> No.18787379

>>18787125
Swing for the fence, Yomy!

>> No.18788699

Cumming on Youmu's hair to make it brighter!

>> No.18788721

How would one go about courting Youmu? Do you need permission for Yuyuko? What would be a good place to take her to a date.

>> No.18788812

>>18717781
Youmu is a Touhou I enjoy for just her adorable quirkiness
with no need for sexual anything, which speaks loads.

>> No.18788816

cum

>> No.18789075

>>18787125
That's a small bat

>> No.18789264
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>> No.18789280

Youmu looks like a boy

>> No.18789330

>>18789280

A very cute, feminine boy!

>> No.18791465

lol gay

>> No.18791688

>>18751015
That’s not what people mean when they say use protection

>> No.18791770
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>> No.18793470

>>18791688
Who needs protection with Youmu anyway

>> No.18793528

>>18741279
Youmu's breasts aren't that large

>> No.18793568
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>>18793528

>> No.18793667

>>18793568
Stop.

>> No.18793672

>>18793568
>master

>> No.18799676

>>18793568
Flat is justice

>> No.18799797

>>18793568

What did Yuyuko do to Youmu?

>> No.18799872
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>>18717846
>>18718058
>>18718840
>>18722296
>>18723246
>>18718869
>>18732342
>>18734664
>>18751063
>>18751182
>>18771943
Youmu is NOT a dork!

>> No.18799925

>>18799872
You're right, Youmu is a dweeb

>> No.18799956

dork means whale penis

>> No.18800712

What door is this you need a key so much for?

>> No.18801995

The dorkest dork in this dork world, Dorkmou Dorkpaku Hafl Dork, Half human.

>> No.18808307

bump

>> No.18808351

>>18799956
i want a dork

>> No.18808864

>>18808351
Is a dork moe because she's a dork, or is she a dork because she is moe?

>> No.18810062 [SPOILER] 
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What is Ran-sama doing to Youmu?

>> No.18810064

>>18810062
I genuinely have no idea

>> No.18810072

>>18810062
undorking her.

>> No.18810077

>>18810064
Covered in latex or whatever the fuck with only a straw to breathe out of, here it looks super transparent so it looks like she's just laying there.

>> No.18810329 [SPOILER] 
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>>18810064
>>18810072

What about the tengu?

>> No.18814651

>>18810329

Does Youmu enjoy this kind of stuff?

>> No.18815080

>>18814651
Judging by that face, very much so

>> No.18815108

>>18810329
I want my very own vacuum sealed Youmu!

>> No.18817369

>>18810329
bery bery kyutto birb

>> No.18819313

>>18817369
...What?

>> No.18821251

>>18819313
"The similiar to a bird of sorts apparition in the picture seems to show abnormal ammounts of cuteness.", loosely translating.

>> No.18823234
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>>18793568
We must go bigger

>> No.18823241
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>>18823234

>> No.18823396

>>18823241
Impregnating the dork!!

>> No.18830420

>>18823396
with hugs right?

>> No.18830506

>>18751492
My wife miko is not a dork!

>> No.18831502

>>18823234
I want this dork to breastfeed me.

>> No.18832374

>>18831502
Flat is justice

>> No.18834613

>>18823234
>>18823241
Puberty hit this dork like a truck.

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>> No.18835628

>>18834750
H-Hi.

>> No.18836746
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Myon is looking stylish!

>> No.18840084
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>>18836746
Is Myon tangible in the first place?

>> No.18843753
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Woah, Youmu!!

>> No.18846404

>>18840084
both Youmu and Youmyon are half tangible. That's why Youmus so soft.

>> No.18849447

>>18793568
>>18823234
>>18823241
>>18834750
Whata fuck is this?
DFC!
Youmu is a moderate size. Not a oppai pig!

>> No.18849828

>>18717781
I love Youmu

>> No.18849843

>>18789264
Was it her on that accursed day...?

>> No.18850587

>>18849447
Youmu was upgraded.

>> No.18850836

>>18850587
Thats no upgrade! Thats a fuggin downgrade!

>> No.18850970
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>>18850836
Youmu is an ONEE-CHAN!

>> No.18851182

>>18850836
That is your opinion!

>> No.18852031

>>18851182
No way! Youmu should definitely be B cup to C cup!

>> No.18852035 [DELETED] 
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>>18852031
High C, ditz class mean slightly bustier

>> No.18852261

>>18771943
Fuck off ese

>> No.18852517

>>18789075
her response to recent rule changes!

>> No.18852851

>>18852031
I like to C her B cups if you know what I mean.

>> No.18855422

>>18851182
No. It is FACT!

>> No.18855790

>>18855422
Prove it, tough guy.

>> No.18856537
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18856537

>What this thread has evolved to

>> No.18856782 [DELETED] 
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My boba esposa no puede ser asi de linda!

>> No.18860239
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>>18717781
Best 2hu for fuggin

>> No.18863021
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>>18860239
Dude I love seeing Youmu in casual attire!

>> No.18867029

>>18863021
Best girl needs to take a break.

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