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Best mermaid coming through.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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>> No.18709425

Gentlemen, I have discovered the lewdest thing a monster girl can wear.
A one piece swimsuit that's slightly too small.

>> No.18709427 [DELETED] 

Maids are olev

>> No.18709430
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>> No.18709439

That's not one of my dress shirts...

>> No.18709447

What expression are those eyes meant to represent?

>> No.18709469

I'd fuck a night gaunt once just to see what it would be like.

>> No.18709474
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No, not roughed up. But we can have gentle sex instead.

>> No.18709497

The one on the left. Wew.

>> No.18709505

To quote the church of Hathor.

>"Where's the meat? Sign up today!"

>> No.18709516

>"...I still think we should have gone with 'Where's the beef'"
>"The Aztec Goddesses of Fitness trademarked that already"

>> No.18709527

>Come worship Quetz! You'll get Abs!*
>*Abs may be attached to a monster girl who takes you.

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Foxes with red eyeshadow are too good.

>> No.18709544

I want to marry a tall muscled martial artist Inari that thinks no one will love her because she is not femenine like other Inaris.

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>> No.18709574

Wrong place bucko.

>> No.18709585

>Dire Mindflayer

>> No.18709589

"deep" questions a succubus would ask

>> No.18709594

What doth dick?

>> No.18709595

What ever you do, never give Queatzlcoatl an offerings of alcohol.

>> No.18709599

>if fellatio is giving head,is intercourse giving hip?

>> No.18709603

Maybe theres more to life than dick.

>> No.18709625

That fox fills me with the need to breed.

>> No.18709627

Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen?
A sky high piledriver?

>> No.18709637

And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing.

>> No.18709654

>Succubi go for a man who likes her type.
>Succubi can also change themselves to better suit their partner
>Men who are sought by succubi are charmed into liking their wife whoever she is
>Men are also sought out by succubi who enjoy her as she currently is
>If all of these statements are true, then who’s will is the determining factor in creating a relationship?
>Not the man, because he can be charmed into liking a succubus and can shape his wife after marriage
>Not the succubus, because she can change herself to be more attractive to her husband and seeks approval from the husband
>Does either party have true free will in this scenario? Or are both being driven by primal urges to find a companion?

>> No.18709667

Remember, Ojou monsters are the best monsters.

>> No.18709668

Its life, I ain't got to explain shit.

>> No.18709674

Is this what goes on in the mind of a Succubus when she’s giving a blowjob?

>> No.18709679

>is it really love if all i want to do is fuck him dry every evening?
>is charm magic really love?
>am i an erotomaniac?

>> No.18709684

Succubi are actually very ambitious creatures that can develop an autistic fixation on subjects like art, music, food, etc. in the same way humans can.

>> No.18709691
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Tsundere loli ojou monsters.

>> No.18709692

Someone said cemetery workers would have it bad but what about morticians?

>> No.18709694

I prefer Himedere cake Ojou monsters.

>> No.18709704

Monsters have science and magic. They probably have journals like Nature and Discovery and shit. What breakthroughs would they describe in the science field?

>The shift in demographic-and core nature. As rape is being replaced with love and patient courtship, does this mean that the relationship of predator and prey between monsters and humans is changing? Possible reasons behind this reversal of power explained.

>Inbreeding weakness-new groundbreaking study confirms deepest fears about incest. The research is ongoing but all possible answers are grim.

>Health ec-new embalming fluid created for undead can induce new skin growth and produce a softer look. Research focuses on this to find a new possible regenerative cure.

>> No.18709710

>>is charm magic really love?
This is the problem I have with the setting. I always end up talking in circles until I end up with the realization that love itself and all emotions are nothing but a ‘magic’ trick played by chemicals in the brain trying to ensure you fulfill your duty as a living being.

>> No.18709713

Fool! For you trust your brain to tell you that all experience is made by chemicals!

>> No.18709716

Would Gremlins be the pop-sci people that do less hard science and research in favor of the interesting and fun?

>> No.18709726

My true foolishness is believing that I have an understanding of my existence. This magic stone I’m sitting in front of tells me nothing of reality. It simply emits light in a pattern that I interpret to have meaning.

>> No.18709739

Performing autopsies suddenly became a lot more difficult.

>> No.18709742

Nothing could possibly go wrong unless you're her sibling.

>> No.18709746
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Hug denial should be a crime in Wintersburg

>> No.18709750

thats a very hot way to hug

>> No.18709752

>art, music, food, etc.
Why did I get the image of a Succubus raging over her chefs not having lamb sauce?

>> No.18709762

All knowledge is derrived from that which we could never truly know. We percieve, record, and hypothesize to no end, but it is what we wish to know that drives us.

To fear existence is to never truly exist.

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Aren't many monsters so attractive that they don't even need ez mode charm magic.

>> No.18709764

I imagine the cruelest thing would be to push them back when they try to greet with a hug and then you go for handshake.

>> No.18709766

It is impossible to go wrong with a fox and tanuki combo.

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Forgot pic.

>> No.18709780

In the lilim's case, yeah, but I'd count that more toward a demonic aura imo

Even so, is it really love if he loves her body, and not herself?

>> No.18709782

Yep. The foxes run the shrine while the ‘nooks cook the books.

>> No.18709783

Kinda hard to get to know someone when all they want to do is fuck.

>> No.18709786

That’s why you shouldn’t be a slut anon. Love her for everything about her and not just for her body.

>> No.18709800

Exactly, so is sex a consummation of love in that case, or is it a man taking out his urges?

How is that possible when she's brainwashing him?

>> No.18709809

How do you know you love anything? Aren’t you at the mercy of feedback loops already? We like things that feel good and we seek them out further.

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Is two girls a harem?

>> No.18709832

Or a Succ taking advantage of a dude? No idea.

If I knew she was a Lilim, I would try to engage with her in things other than sex to see what she is like. That is some top shelf monster girl that is at least worth looking into.

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It's bigamy, which is distinct enough to be its own little category.

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>> No.18709851

We think alike, my friend.

>> No.18709858

good taste

>> No.18709862

>Yeti gets a handshake instead of a hug
>Her deadpan anger is enough to scare a Lich

>> No.18709864

That's over-simplifying things, but yeah, I get your point. But, put youself in the shoes of a succubus for a moment. Would it never cross your mind that he might only seek you out for pleasure, and that you may never provide him the comfort and warm glow that a spouse would? Would it not be off-putting that he obeys your every whim, no matter how absurd, disgusting or cruel it would normally be to him?

In the end, charm magic would make him nothing more than a fucktoy. Is it really love when a partner is reduced to that state?

There's more to love than just "feeling good", and there are different types of pleasure.

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Darn right.

>> No.18709875

Too young. If they grow up into >>18709826 then it might be worth the wait, but that’s still weird

>> No.18709891

I've never seen another comic with whole butt crotch hump thing they did, which is sad, cause it seems like a good idea.

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*fist bump*

>> No.18709896

Know what might be weird for boys adopted by monster girls at a young age?
They'd grow up speaking their mother's native language first and foremost, so you'd end up being some blonde haired white guy who speaks English with a noticeable not-Japanese accent if you were raised by a Kitsune or a Tanuki.

>> No.18709899

That’s probably the kind of thing they have to teach new lesser succubi and the other species when the new DL took over.
>Listen up girls! Just because you can take a man to bed, doesn’t mean you’ll like sleeping with him!
>”Yes ma’am!”
>Always rember to look for his D.I.C.K. before going for the dick!

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>> No.18709920

Plausible for sure since it already happens in real life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvZPPYhqGdk

>> No.18709921

Harem is 3+

>> No.18709964

>be a mortician
>have one overly masochistic zombie girl who always comes to your morgue
>”Oh yeah baby, cut me up! Come on do it! I need a big strong man to tell me how I died!”
>you just go back to your office and drink while she’s clawing at your door

>> No.18710008

I don't think Zombies would be that literate.

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>Best mermaid

Excuse yourself.

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>League of Legends
>best anything

>> No.18710071

Lewd slime kohai.

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You are all fools! Existence is but a folly! To believe what you see, feel, touch, smell, and taste is to obey the will of chaos! All that is false is true, and all that is true is false! You don't exist! You are but machinations in the mind of god!

Aru Kya Van Zaz!

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Cow butts

>> No.18710083

Nami a shit, she isn't even meta!

>> No.18710088

So where does dick sucking come into play?

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She saw pro play!

>> No.18710099
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Would undead be allowed to testify against their killers in murder trials?

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I want to melt Glacies-chan's snowflake!

>> No.18710107

Something Something escapism and meaningless distraction from meaningless existence.

I don't know, anon you fill in the blanks. I'm just a lowly shitposter.

>> No.18710108

Brown cow butts.

>> No.18710116

>Snowflake hymen

>> No.18710117

More importantly, can you go on a adventure with a ghost to find her killer?

>> No.18710127

>Want to touch
End me. Before that though, someone explain to me what I did to deserve not one but two cows pointing their derrieres at me.

>> No.18710131

isn't that basically just a genderflipped Deadman?

>> No.18710132

BBs titties are even larger than that aren't they?

>> No.18710138

Or Ghost Trick

>> No.18710144

Detective/cop/whatever helping a ghost bring their murderer to justice has been a thing forever

>> No.18710156

I was thinking of possible choices to marry a Jinko. This is assuming of course this is the first time I met her.
>Cling to her arm
>Go and lick her abs
>Use catnip
>Wait until mating season
Which option would give guarantee that she becomes my wife?

>> No.18710159

All at once.

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I think you're mixing up BB and Passionlip.

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BB did get a bust upgrade for FGO.

>> No.18710173
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Do Wintersburg Lamiae look like this?

>> No.18710179

Sure, it's not unheard of, but it's rare enough that it'd be a spectacle.
Also people will make fun of the poor boy by calling him a weeb.

>> No.18710182

She reminds me of Murasaki especially the tits

>> No.18710183

From the looks of it, so did Passionlip.

>> No.18710185

You forgot the 5th option
Beat her in a fight and humiliate her.

>> No.18710197

ask her out for cofee

>> No.18710198

What about gween tee?

>> No.18710199

I bet Winter lamia buy designer fur bras and coats from the White Horn's store, cold blooded monsters need to keep extra warm

>> No.18710204

I dont want my soul sucked today please stop

>> No.18710218
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Sexy slime girl in a bikini

>> No.18710229

Wintersburg/town is a fantastical place.

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>> No.18710234

This is what I want when KC does Jorumungandr

>> No.18710247

Best MG for having her fat ass bust out of her tight jeans?

>> No.18710250

cause she doesnt have to destroy the jeans to do it.

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>> No.18710260

Isn't that just a plain but gigantic snake?

>> No.18710262

There's such a thing as too big. I feel bad for the middle one, she looks like she has horrible back pain 24/7

>> No.18710264

What were the views on alcohol and age limits in the medieval times? Did they care about that?

>> No.18710277

Can daughteru satyros drink?

>> No.18710280

>she looks like she has horrible back pain 24/7
She's actually okay since her tits just store excess data.

>> No.18710283

well back then alcoholic drinks were safer to drink that straight up water

>> No.18710292

That's actually a plot point, she's incapable of realizing how inhuman her body is because reasons so by her own perception she's normal.
One of her powers draws aggro by making anyone who comes near the poor girl become abusive towards her.

>> No.18710296

Troll. Always troll. And the scent of womanly musk once she does...

>> No.18710305

Kind of like the Umi Osho?

>> No.18710306

Age limits were heavily influenced by the Church - despite common preconceptions, prepubescent marriage/coitus was not very common.
It was generally held that a women entered appropriate child bearing age in between 14-17 with variations depending on local culture and religious doctrine.

>> No.18710307

Memetic feline

>> No.18710310

Kinda, but worse. Instead of sexual things, it's just physical abuse.

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would you?

>> No.18710322

would buy her clothes and give her head pats

>> No.18710329

Looks like it still has some growing to do.

>> No.18710351
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>> No.18710360

Would harpys dragons werebats and demons/succubi be able to fly drunk?

>> No.18710364
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"Come on, Anon! Let's go on an adventure!"

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>> No.18710384

That guy is going tight cave exploring and he'll find a waterfal.

>> No.18710388

>Beastmen girl
This will always be funny to look at. A Makoto Rata would be top cute.

>> No.18710391

"This hellhound is heavy, the back of my head is burning, this is too far" is all I can see on that face.

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>> No.18710401

He looks like a depressed man that barely leaves his house. He should be thanking that Hellhound.

>> No.18710403

For any booze "attuned" race like Satyros or Onis, it would probably be socially acceptable to drink alcohol at a young age. For the rest, that's the mystery.

I want to know whether a loli Wight would have some while spending the evening with you and show a bit of a more relaxed dere side of herself, or let you drink wine from her bare lap and comment you better enjoy it on her behalf too because she isn't old enough to drink yet to make it extra lewd.

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>> No.18710414

>Adopted by an Oni
>First day of kindergarten
>She gets called in because she sent him to school with a can of beer in his lunch
>"What? He's been drinking alcohol since he was weaned! The boy holds his liquor better than most grown men and I'm damn proud of that!"

>> No.18710416

>she isn't old enough to drink
couldn't they give her grape juice or apple cider?

>> No.18710420

This isn't the place for imagedumps pal.

>> No.18710422

If she just let him die he would've been much happier with a wisp much sooner. Thanks, hellwan.

>> No.18710481

I mean she'd probably drink some substitute like that in the case monsters regulate underage alcohol use, the "drink" in that sentence is a figure of speech.

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Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>> No.18710490

I see you've never heard of assless panties.

>> No.18710502

why would i do something silly like that

>> No.18710516
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Does this look like a face you can trust?

>> No.18710523

Looks like a face I want to full with dick.

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>> No.18710529

Can't you learn to fuck off.

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>> No.18710535
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But that prevents me from using it on them.

>> No.18710536

>all the mg vns you could post
>fag shit from violated hero

>> No.18710539

But I want them to rape me.

>> No.18710540

Eat shit, faggot.

>> No.18710551

>impossible to me
>If I am stronger than her it kinda defeats the point of having a Jinko waifu

>> No.18710572

what does being stronger have to do with teaching jinkos circus tricks

>> No.18710575
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Violated Hero is great: it's basically a gender-flipped Asanagi doujin.

>> No.18710578

Just ignore him.

>> No.18710582

Is this VHfag a bot?

>> No.18710590 [DELETED] 

He's just some fucking faggot from /monster/ trying to start shit here since his usual shithole is always dead.

>> No.18710594

Or what? She'll caress my member with her dainty fingers and soft, luxurious tail? She'll bring me to orgasmic bliss with her luscious lips and silk touch?

>> No.18710597

I am not interested in teaching her circus tricks but in being pricess carried by her and overpowered by her daily as she has her way with me.

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Yes. Surely there's no danger in spending one night with a lovely fox lady. It's not like I'll become addicted to the feeling of her silken tail wrapped about me? I won't become addicted to her ass grinding against my crotch. Her loving touch won't leave me begging for more.

>> No.18710671

Is it safe to post stories again

>> No.18710672
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>going out looking for food? No need!! You're my property, so from now on, I'll look after you

>> No.18710676

You talk like a CGRascal translation.

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Sorry, I didn't feel like putting in my best effort right now. Have another fox.

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Drive me nuts.

>> No.18710724

Okay, go make me a sammich then.

>> No.18710729
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Touch fluffy tail?

>> No.18710730

>Martial artist Inari
I want this so much, but she needs abs and muscles.

>> No.18710735

Not if you're covering your crotch with foxpussy!

>> No.18710738

I think she's supposed to be a wolf anyway.

>> No.18710739

Is she allowed to have breasts like that and a bubble butt? Seems dangerous.

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Always yes.

>> No.18710757

I'd like to take care of a dragon, beginning with normal pampering and praises and becoming something a bit more to the point where she notices she became heavily dependent on me.

>> No.18710758
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What makes the tail so fluffy?
Why do I have such a desire to touch it?

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>> No.18710769
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Cowgirls don't play by conventional rules anon, they're too charismatic so they're allowed to be perfect in all categories.

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That works, but I don't think it'll do a whole lot for public decency.
Oh well, that's not MY problem.

>> No.18710774

>>What makes the tail so fluffy?
It's love. You don't get fur that thick, that soft, that puffy without lots of love and care. You want to touch it because you want to be loved too.

>> No.18710776

Which one gives you rougher sex Minotaur or Hellhound?

>> No.18710782
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>>Anon, you forgot your change!

>> No.18710785

Minotaur, until she gets tired. Hellhound makes up the difference by being just as rough for as long as you're capable of keeping it up.

>> No.18710787 [DELETED] 

That shit was left untouched for 4 hours already.
>/jp/ """moderation"""

>> No.18710791

Minotaur probably, if you make 'em see red first.
Hellhounds are likely more rough by default, but they also hold back to some degree since they're never going to let themselves actually hurt you.

>> No.18710809 [SPOILER] 
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She's fast on her feet
And a beast in the sheets
But endure till the end
And next time
She'll bring a friend

>> No.18710817

Fox ninjas are scary!

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>> No.18710832

If you’re mean to Jinkos, be prepared to pay your due. https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129551459

>> No.18710844
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Be careful.
The quiet ones are always the most dangerous.

>> No.18710856

Arent those hell awoos?

>> No.18710857

What if you pretend your Hellhound wife hurt you when having sex?

>> No.18710862

I think the left one is. The right one should be your normal busy fox

>> No.18710866

I don't know if I'd call that fox normal.
I'd call her wife.

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If she finds out you were faking, I hope you're ready for overtime.
If she does buy it, you get pic.

>> No.18710875

I'm pretty sure she would, especially because if she didn't I'd have her on all fours and a leash drinking my cum from a bowl.

>> No.18710876
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Yes yes, fox tails are very nice...

But can they wrap you up entirely in just one?

>> No.18710882

For some reason I read that as "Would your Hellhound hurt you when having sex?"

>> No.18710884
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Of course.

>> No.18710885

Need they be able to? Divide and conquer his heart, they say.

>> No.18710899
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Which MGs would be the most prone to becoming Jedi scum.

Or at least which MGs would fit the rolls best?

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Pfft, that's fucking amateur-level mofu. This is what real mofu looks like.

>> No.18710905

I imagine wurms would be good at rolls.

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You seem nervous. Are you sure that tail is enough? A shame if it couldn't satisfy...

>> No.18710910

All of her looks soft. Truly, this must be the queen of mofu.

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>> No.18710925

>A baby boy is born to a human mother, but she suffers from postpartum hemorrhaging
>A blood transfusion is necessary, and due to an error, she's given monster girl blood
>The newborn Anon and his Succubus mother suffer no further complications
>A year and a half later, she gives birth again
>As they grow up, Anon's little sister directs her growing curiosity and eventual lust towards him
>It's totally normal for them and their parents are supportive, so they don't understand why their friends at school stare and make comments when the two of them kiss and display other forms of affection

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I think so, yeah!

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Pure fluff.

>> No.18710953

>Blood-related monstergirl incest
That's my fetish alright.

>> No.18710959

Please do not post foxes with great thighs in short skirts. I supressed my mofu addiction and I don't want it back.

>> No.18710960

>tfw into mofu
>Now I feel like trimming down most tails that I see
What happened to me

>> No.18710961

Bury me in kitsune tits.

>> No.18710968
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It isn't just about having the biggest floof. It's about knowing how to use it.

Poor thing looks so shy. She couldn't possibly entice a man and have him wrapped around her little finger.

Ever at her beck and call. Ready to do anything, ANYTHING, for just a touch, a taste, a single solitary moment of pure joy and bliss. To be able, for just one night, to indulge in his desires and touch the fluffy tail.

No, she couldn't possibly do that to a man.

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Once an addict, always an addict.

>> No.18710981

If I give you a (You) will you quit trying to shill your species by taking others down?
It's people like you that made me start disliking Shogs.

>> No.18710987
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more Fluffy snake when Sub

>> No.18710990

That's not true at all, my dick may get hard but I can resist the mofu itself. I bet it's those legs that get me.

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Fit Fluff

>> No.18711001

>Disliking a monster girl because of memes on 4chan

>> No.18711012

It wasn't memes, it was how 90% of their thread presence was in being shoehorned into conversations that didn't concern them at all.
Fortunately that seems to have died down the past few weeks.

>> No.18711021

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please comfort the yukis as spring arrives, their ability to bring snow-storms subsiding until they can't muster a thing.
I mean, honestly, how else will they be able to keep their man inside without a snowstorm?

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That's her plan, Anon. She likes it when you're grumpy. Look how smug you made her.

>> No.18711033

Little do they know, their man has even more reason to stay in bed with them as the days grow warmer. There's nothing better than having a cold, beautiful wife to hug and breed as the days grow hot and humid.

>> No.18711034
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Perhaps some form of fluffy coat

>> No.18711035

I don't give a fuck. I'm interested in foxes, not squirrels.

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Very well then, I redact my insult and offer you a cotton candy sheep as recompense.

I wish I could write a story using that scenario as a premise. But I am tired. I am so tired all the time.

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Lying to yourself isn't healthy.

>> No.18711055

>Smug yuki in a bathing suit being used as a daiki

How will a coat keep them in?

>> No.18711062

You better stop messing with the sleepy sheepy then.

>> No.18711070

>Puffy vulva
>Huge mo-
Anon stop this. It should be clear that those images you are posting are doing nothing to me and I won't search for some lewd foxes myself.

>> No.18711080
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Anyone have tips on how to simulate being coiled by a lamia style girl? Ever since I had a wonderful dream of sleeping with one I can’t go to bed without feeling that loving pressure around my back.

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I wanna fluster a succubutt!

>> No.18711092

The worst thing about these damn kitsune is their feigned ignorance.
You know right fucking well what you’re doing with those clothes and/or that position. Don’t give me any of that ? crap or “what’s wrong anon, are you alright?”
I’d rape them right then and there for that bullshit if it wasn’t exactly what the harlots wanted.

I am angry about foxes.

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Angry-flustered, lovey-flustered, or lewd-flustered?

>> No.18711107
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Sweet and fruity scented trolls

>> No.18711124

I wanna fuck that fluff until she's unfit for anything but breeding.

>> No.18711125

This guy sounds obsessed with food.

>> No.18711131

As aam who has never experienced love...
I want a succubutt to fluster me

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All three at once!

>> No.18711140

Food can be a natural aphrodisiac. Besides, a guy who knows his way around the kitchen is a major turn-on.

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I think you're thinking too hard about these things.
Sometimes they may really not be aware.

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I got your fix right here.

>> No.18711161
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Are there any girls who could be genuinely honest in their ignorance?

>> No.18711166

I'd like to fluster a troll by telling her I like her smell already then yank off all of the flowers on her and take a big whiff of her smell.

>> No.18711168

But that’s exactly what they want you to think, you’re just playing straight into their hands.

>> No.18711170

I want to pull her tail

>> No.18711171
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Alices probably.

>> No.18711181

I think I'm okay with being a pawn for foxy goodness.

>> No.18711182

>Succubus subspecies
She knows exactly what she's doing

>> No.18711185

>yank off all of the flowers on her
That's mean! At the very least you should clip them properly and put them in a vase while she gets increasingly flustered.

>> No.18711191
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But they're actually clueless. All their charm spells and monster lust is unconscious.
Except for the Wonderland Alices, those ones are just straight up lewd.

>> No.18711199

Remember, don't be discouraged if you absolutely ravage a Troll's mega-booty, spanking and humping and all that the whole time, and when you're exhausted she turns around and says "That felt so relaxing honeybunch! But you could be a bit rougher, don't worry, my tushy can take it!"

>> No.18711202

And remember, it is said all alices eventually have a journey through Wonderland.

>> No.18711210

Well, they're innocent at first, at least.
That's more than can be said for most MGs!

>> No.18711222

When they regain their memories it must result in some interesting conversations, the alice perhaps recounting every deviant sexual experiment you tried with her over the years, which ones she would like to try again, etc.

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>Elves have been fucked eight ways from Sunday & drenched in enough seed to make a succubus jealous, still blissfully ignorant
>Horny dragon loli is wound tighter than an industrial spring & desperate for a stud to plow her, still a virgin
Some girls just have terrible luck.

>> No.18711247
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>don't worry, my tushy can take it!

>> No.18711249

It probably also involves heart pupils and sex on the spot. It's one hell of an emotional moment after all.

>> No.18711278
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You will never attend the annual Spider and Hoof Kingdom Races just to see the Automaton versions of both sweep the competition during their debut year.

>> No.18711307

Cute! Except for glove hands for some reason.

>> No.18711348

Imagine the sexual harassment you could get away with in a work environment that includes monster girls.

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Except when they do the BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK TODAY day

>> No.18711364

>Divorced couple reuniting during Lescatie bombings under the influence of mamano mana
>Black and White, Date Unknown

>> No.18711372

I honestly dont know. Hellhound's sex is described as "extremely rough and wild" while Minotaur is only "rough". I think many mistake the Hellhound's protectiveness as her holding back or being gentler, but I think this only applies outside of sex and during sex they dont hold anything back. On the other hand Minotaur is described to flatout roughly rape you from dawn to sunset every day, which means you spent all of your waking life being raped, while the Hellhound is implied to rape you very frequently but not literally all the time. So who knows who is rougher.

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Fuck, forgot pic.

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>bring your daughter to work day should be a ray of sunshine for single dads, letting him go about his day with the pleasure of showing his little girl his business. All while his female co-workers give him space and leave him alone.
>except when you get molested by your daughter in front of your co-workers

>> No.18711385

> I am so tired all the time.
There's a variety of amphetamines that will treat this.

>> No.18711392

Why would they? I imagine that husband wants nothing to do with her.

>> No.18711393
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Waitress! There's a Fox in my Kitsune Udon!

And she's very smug!

>> No.18711398

Dont give her ideas or you will have a new daughter to bring to work

>> No.18711402

Not so loud! Everyone else will want one too.

>> No.18711405

Something something hyperbole.

>> No.18711406

>tfw KDF brings his daughteru to work in a latex gimp suit

>> No.18711407

"Hi everyone! This is my daughter and my granddaughter-daughter!

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>> No.18711418

Imagine being sent as stress relief to a construction site to keep the unionized manticore, hellhound, and dragon laborers from going on strike.

>> No.18711419

I'll take that Troll at the end.

>> No.18711420

Goodness gracious.

>> No.18711425

At least I'd be receiving some female attention.

>> No.18711433

>Inari speaking in broken English
I didn't even know I wanted this until now.

>> No.18711437

That's not right anon, my waifu is the one who works so our daughteru would go to work with her. Not in anything fetishy either, probably just a mini version of my waifu's office lady outfit and lab coat.

>> No.18711443

Oh hey, Golem lewds.

>> No.18711483

>Succubus new hire
>She keeps screwing up really badly
>Badly enough that you're convinced it's intentional
>Finally let your frustration get the better of you
>"Do I have to shove my hand up your ass and work you like a puppet in order to make sure you get this right?!"
>She responds by saying "Oh, please do" as she climbs up onto her desk and points her ass towards you

>> No.18711527

Great work, great lewds.

>> No.18711529

>Taking her bait that hard
Shit manager detected.

>> No.18711577

Your stuff is always really nice.

>> No.18711605
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You know what I could do? Write something. Ideas?

>> No.18711613

A pharaoh using her commanding voice in the bedroom

>> No.18711619

Kunoichi shenanigans.

>> No.18711621

Doing magic stuff with a elemental

>> No.18711625
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Wurms being themselves!

>> No.18711627

A monster girl of your choice trying to decide what 'love' means to her, and coming to the conclusion that ________________________

>> No.18711631

Lizardman and salamander that team up to stalk the man they want

>> No.18711633

Just imagine being a rookie Elementalist who somehow manages to summon all four Elemental Spirits to your side, not because you're some chosen one but because your family's genetics mean you have an enormous abundance of spirit energy.
Just imagine them fretting over you because a huge mana pool doesn't mean you're particularly strong or have good control so most of your spells just explode in your face.

>> No.18711637 [DELETED] 

uhh...but its is

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>> No.18711643

This i like
Have a nice amount of power and not being jesus

>> No.18711645

Daily life of a shy pudgy Rata in MGH

>> No.18711648

I think we have a winner.

>> No.18711655

She's not fat, she just sculpted her body for bearing children!

>> No.18711656

Anon trapped in his workplace during a full moon, where his CC boss shows that shes a werewolf

>> No.18711662

If I'm scared of squirrels, how do I deal with Ratatoskr reporters?

>> No.18711663

>High Orc and her horde have been in the human world for about five days after the portals spat them out there and they're slumming with a cute boy.
>The High Orc's been losing sleep bogging her mind over whether she and her tribe should gangrape this guy or not.
>On one hand, she's spied on him enough to know he's got a big dick and he's scrawny enough to be a pushover.
>On the other, he's really nice and has been feeding and housing them out of the kindness of his heart.
>As she's thinking "What is Love" starts playing on the radio.
>The High Orc is caught even deeper in the ethical dilemma, and her Tribe gets caught in it when they come to check up on her.
>When anon gets home, they're all so confused and conflicted they just throw him on the couch and gangrape him while kissing him all over.

>> No.18711670

Just throw a walnut near them when you see one coming close.

>> No.18711671

How can you be scared of squirrels seriously

>> No.18711676
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One attacked me as a kid. Now I freak out if I see one.

>> No.18711678

Cant just say that and walk away, tell us the story wanker

>> No.18711683

What is love

>> No.18711686
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Not much to tell
>Sitting on front steps of apartment
>Some squirrel was hissing at people from it's tree
>Go up to see it
>Thing rushes down the tree and starts to fucking scratch me
>Get it off me and hide inside house
>Had to go the doctor
It sucks and squirrels suck.

>> No.18711688

>Squirrel hissing
>Goes to check it
You weren't a smart kid

>> No.18711690

What is the MG equivalent of Rabies?

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Rage shroom?
And now I'm not a smart adult.

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>> No.18711702

How would monstergirls cure peoples phobias of them?
especially arachne

>> No.18711710

>broken English dirty talk
The penis in my heart is erect.

>> No.18711717

Exposure therapy is a thing and spiders are cunty enough to use it.

>> No.18711725

How would they handle the non-stop screaming?

>> No.18711730

But they dont have ugly mouths with fangs

>> No.18711731

By becoming more moist.

>> No.18711736

The meme answer is bondage and gags or with kissing, but I think that if they truly tied, they would find a way to do it without screaming.

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>> No.18712014

Reminder to take care of your MG so she doesnt have cooties!

>> No.18712046
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And here it is. A man summons all the Elements.


>> No.18712066
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Now they walk up and interview on the street!

>> No.18712306
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Cat-imoutos and fox-nee-sans!

>> No.18712313

The weak mofu should fear the strong mofu

>> No.18712314

Fear the old mofu. For God's sake, fear it Anon.

>> No.18712315

Has anyone translated these moon runes?

>> No.18712318

you better not call her old or she wi

>> No.18712353

>ywn have a fox-nee hug you like this
This is physically painful

>> No.18712457

Thank you for writing this

>> No.18712514
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>> No.18712519

>Konami renewed the Silent Hill Licence for use with gambling devices
>Silent Hills will be revived as a fucking Pachinko Machine.
I need a Demon to hold me close and comfort me over this bullshit.

>> No.18712569

>Loli thighjob
I swear I'm not a lolicon.

>> No.18712604

You're welcome.
Easter is coming, surely all that is dead will come back to life.

>> No.18712634

>baphomet thigh job
My life is now complete, god bless you.
Well almost complete, I still want to full nelson that goat.

>> No.18712748
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Unsurprisingly, Easter is celebrated quite fervently in Undead demon realms.

>> No.18712782

Alcoholich is my favorite lich.

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Just be sure she doesn't overdo it, her liver doesn't need to be preserved any further.

>> No.18712805

She's my favorite though. I'd make sure she overdoes it and I'll even bring her stronger and more exoting drinks.

>> No.18712817

>"A-anon, -hic- do you h-hear the music of the universe?"

>> No.18712860
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She's going to neglect her research at that rate.

All I hear is her bladder exploding.

>> No.18712872

Shhh, it's my research now. Let's see how much alcohol her phylactery manages to endure before breaking.

>> No.18712878

Do you have a gallery at tumbrl, pixiv etc?

>> No.18712910

Anon please, we all know it just hits her liver and everything else is burned off through a series of complex runes.

Why, she doesn’t even need her bladder really!

>> No.18713168
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Well, she's as dead as the thread now. I hope you're happy.

>> No.18713175

But lichs are already dead.

>> No.18713178 [DELETED] 

She needa tp get deder.

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>> No.18713243

Who’s that on the left?

>> No.18713245

She can always come back from death, but can we?

>> No.18713253

She likes spooky

>> No.18713256
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If she cares for you enough.

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>> No.18713312

What are Lich-san’s hobbies.
Surely she can’t just study and experiment all the time.

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>> No.18713324

You can stop now.

>> No.18713327
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It depends on the Lich. Some are good at mixing alcohol and better at drinking it. Others like getting swole. But ultimately, all of them will have a sidejob of caring for husband.

>> No.18713359

I wanna molest swole Lich’s abs while a pudgepire watches

>> No.18713361

Would you a mermaid Misty?

>> No.18713363

Why do you go out of your way to find these really shitty doujin sites that no one uses? Are you the kind of guy who googles "hentai" or are you some kind of 3rd worlder where all the sites people actually use are blocked?

>> No.18713365

No, now fuck off.

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Fuck, forgot pic.

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Is this better?

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>> No.18713509

Zombie-Chan needs to relax.
It’s hard being the restless dead

>> No.18713521 [SPOILER] 
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She's just cold. Now if you warmed her up by posting old memes that'd be really great onii-chan.

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Restless dead need something hard to relax.

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>tfw no cute, dumb zombie wife with a voluptuous body

>> No.18713556

Ah, the memories

Cute pout

>> No.18713597

Wight is second most spankable monstergirl.

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>> No.18713677

What a cute snek!

>> No.18713684
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Get a custom lamia daki of your waifu anon
It's not that hard

>> No.18713685

I think this style of ‘thigh’ and booty on a lamia is perfect. It’s still clearly all one entity of tail without any horrific separation, but still gives you the impression of sexy thigh and phat butt.

>> No.18713690

Plus, the crease makes sense as a sort of runway to slide your benis up into the bagina.

>> No.18713710

It's good as long as they don't also give it knees

>> No.18713711
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Wights are for taking to unfamiliar places

>> No.18713731

Correct, correct

>> No.18713827

I wanna take her out for buffalo wings!

>> No.18713844

I want to tie her to the bed and rub my taint all over her face!

>> No.18713859

I thought that word was usually used for the female bits.

>> No.18713866

I thought it was just the part between genitalia and the asshole regardless of gender?

>> No.18713893

You're just as bad as the tiny penis guy.

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>It's hot outside. Wouldn't you rather come iiinsiiiide and have some fun?

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>> No.18714087

She's got the order wrong. I'll have some fun before I come inside.

>> No.18714093

I prefer a cute, sharp wight with a small body.

>Cute pout
I feel like Nav really got the loliwight's personality spot on in his art.

>> No.18714109

Oh look, something that probably isn't on Sadpanda anymore.

>> No.18714122

>You are now imagining a Sandworm singing the indoors song.
It is a magical place with magical charms, after all.

>> No.18714138

She’s a spoiled girl, that’s for certain

>> No.18714184

There is nothing wrong with having a tiny penis. Monsters think it's cute.

>> No.18714213

I don't like spoiled girls.

>> No.18714237

Not really, or atleast I don't see it like that.

>> No.18714247

Posted that nearly a month ago.

>> No.18714249


>> No.18714250

threads seem slower

>> No.18714268


She’s undead royalty!
Of course she’s spoiled, although that won’t stop her from being classy.

/jp/ is faster, threads are lasting around a day now

>> No.18714281

That couldn't be any further from the truth. Threads are going fast as fuck these days.

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I can't stand spoiled princesses. I'm not a spankingfag, but something about royalty makes me want to take out a tawse.

>> No.18714303

I prefer other ways of bullying but that’s a good start

>> No.18714352

I don't necessarily want to bully, I want to spank the spoiliness out of her. I don't like spoiled girls, even if they're cute.

>> No.18714388

Are heroes destined to marry high level girls?

>> No.18714432

Depends. Sometimes they job to low level monsters to show them a lesson in hubris

>> No.18714438

Nope. You can fight fate and marry a slime instead, though she will probably break during sex.

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>This kills the meido.

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A Hero choosing something like a Slime or Werecat over a Dragon would be hilarious and heartwarming.

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I bet mice anons wouldn't be so keen of them if they all spoke like Skaven.

>> No.18714495

I'd become a mouse anon if they spoke like skaven.

>> No.18714505

Just like a dragon going for dave the fruit seller

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I will fight against them!

>> No.18714530

This is how man-things get sex-fucked.

>> No.18714552

Maybe overly prideful and serious. But that doesn't equal spoiled, combined with the more average wight personality traits it just makes an extremely cute tsundere.

>> No.18714555

What would be the most panty dropping commoner old timey job?
>Smith (gold, silver, black, etc.)

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carpenter or chef

>> No.18714571

Hunter are one for sure, monsters love that shit.

>> No.18714574

Fisher for water-based monsters.

>> No.18714575

I want to brush Rata-chan's tail for at least 95 minutes.

>> No.18714585

>Borrow money from a CC tanuki
>Exhorbent interest rate
>Acquire money
>Count it
>Look her dead in the eyes
>Throw it on the ground
>Light a match
>Toss it onto money pile
>Maintain eye contact as it burns.

What would she do to me, /mgt/?

>> No.18714605

>Implying I don't already get fucked in the wolfu greatsword company I am serving in.

>> No.18714606

She'd run away. The fire and the smoke would bring back bad memories.

>> No.18714618

Call the police and manage to rig the court in a way that guarantees your stay in the oni ward as a sex slave

>> No.18714638

How do Skaven speak? In broken English?
Because I love women who speak in broken English.

>> No.18714642

>Vermintide MGE Edition
>Bardin is still Bardin but now he's on a mission to find a unsuccubized female dwarf
>Salty still doing Salty things but for the Order
>Sienna is now a Bright Valkyrie that "harasses" Salty like usual
>Female Kruber body guarding around with Salty like a Female Paladin
>Kerillian is an Elf halfway to becoming a Dark Elf but doing whatever the fuck she's supposed to be doing prevents it
>Rat Ogre is just a giant muscle mouse girl
>Packmaster is a Tanuki with a mouse mask trying to make an honest living selling men
>Assassin is a Flying Squirrel variant of Ratatoskr
>Stormvermin are mostly the same
>Sack Rat is the Packmaster's cousin also wearing a mouse mask
>Globadier throws Dark Matter
>Ratling Gunner is a beefier mouse than the others with a demon silver minigun

>> No.18714671

>Switch out "Karak Zorn" with "unsuccubized female dwarf"

Okay, I laughed

>> No.18714677

They speak like manthings but with emphasis on words words.

>> No.18714696

I would have thought Sienna would be a Dark Mage.

>> No.18714699

We're missing over 40 posters from our usual poster count.

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You forgot about Victor 'vermin exterminator' though!

>> No.18714708

It goes up and down all the time the same as most generals. Breaks, bans and general business in people's life's all contribute and can happen at the same time.
The general speed of the threads is the same as ever though, they're just dying faster due to /jp/ being lightning fast compared to usual.

>> No.18714719

It'd depend on the girl. Generally though, things that requires skilled hands and provide steady income are turn ons. So, carpentry, smith work and cooking would be good, but I think we're all forgetting the allure of a man in uniform.

>> No.18714726

Story doesn't match up and nothing else monster related comes to mind.

The fact she believes in innocence and willingly goes to trial for doing a vigilante styled deed fits. Alternative she can just be a younger humie bright wizard but that effectively changes nothing at all.

I talked about Salty though?

>> No.18714729

I thinlk it woyl d depend on the girl

>> No.18714734

Having an aneurysm anon?

>> No.18714738

Need theme for a serious setting
Like meeting the family of a monster you've taken a liking to.

>> No.18714739

I went to bed around 7 hours after this thread was made yesterday, and it still hadn't reached the bump limit after I woke up. There was a sharp decrease in activity after stuff like >>18714700 started showing up.

>> No.18714746

A funeral

>> No.18714753

When your monster wife's momster is an ara ara and always has her eyes closed, but she opens it up a bit and looks at you, telling you better make sure her daughter is happy.

>> No.18714754

Patching drywall for my Wight boss!

>> No.18714761

Proposing to a monstergirl

>> No.18714768

what about the chaos spawn

>> No.18714782


>> No.18714784

There's a Setouchi joke to be made here

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>At house of inari shrine
>Tension is high as anon gest glared at by girlfriends dad.
>His wife is the opposite, happily smiling without care.
Theres your setting, now write something

>> No.18714810

It's literally the same. Stuff like the image you quoted got posted before now, especially if you look back at /a/ with all the dark souls posting and other /v/ related shitposts.

And if there is an actual decrease in speed you're likely mistaking the drop of activity between Christmas and Summer as the effect of a shitposter or two, any anon who called it quits because of that would be weak.

>> No.18714812

Nevermind then.

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>> No.18714848 [DELETED] 

Fuck off.

>> No.18714851

They sound like cuties. I’ll gladly take a horde of them and help them integrate into society!

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Why so mad?

>> No.18714869

Something like this >>18714753 or just meeting your in-laws for the first time.
Or prom night from either the aspect of the overly anxious boy taking his crush out or the overly protective dad showing said boy his gun collection while his daughter is getting ready.

>> No.18714870

It’s just a retard, don’t mind him.

>> No.18714877

>Wight boss just puts holes in her walls so she can get that cute maintenance guy to come over on the weekends

>> No.18714891

That’s an excellent way for dad to make sure that her prom date never actually shows up and she has a night at home.

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Someone asked me to do more Monster girl civs in Stellaris, so he's another one.

>> No.18714915

There are a number of ways that could go. They could bond over guns, Dad could fumble everything, or something more like this could happen: seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/84579442/Heartlifting%20Oni%20Story

>> No.18714927

The trick is you be overly nice while you do it, lure him into a false sense of hope and then hit him with “I have no problem going back to prison” as he’s walking out with your daughter.
You give him the ok to take her out and be her boyfriend, but put it in his head that there will be no baby making that night.

>> No.18714932

>You call this a cock? Hah, it'll have to do
>Gods! I can't keep going.

>> No.18714936


>> No.18714943

Your daughter gets an Uber ride back home once the dance ends and a “let’s just be friends.”

>> No.18714952

Thats some pretty dramatic music for just meeting the parents

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I want to corrupt the local priestess.

>> No.18714967

Into what?

>> No.18714968

>the cute maintenance guy thinks she's a psychopath because there are at least three fist-sized holes in her wall at any given time
>fears for his life every time she tries to put the moves on him

>> No.18714970

>Live in an apartment
>Want to keep enjoying the bachelor life for a bit longer before marrying
>hear there's someone new moving in next door
>It's a monster girl
>Bit nervous, you hear that monsters often are aggressive when near man
>Then hear it's a Papillion
>Sigh with relief because they're always married
>The day comes and they've moved in
>You decide to be nice and drop in to say hi
>Open the door to be greeted by the bustiest butterfly girl you've ever seen
>She invites you in since she was just finished baking a nice warm pie
>She says she's so glad to have a big strong man around to help her with all the heavy lifting she has to do
>You ask about her husband
>Turns out she metamorphosed on her own, meaning she's not married...yet
>She places a big slice of delicious, freshly baked cake in front of you and sits down beside you, giving you a nice view of her massive mammeries
>You pray to whatever god can hear you for strength

Never let your guard down Anons.

>> No.18714984

Wait. What if they're the size of her claws instead because MAMONO MANA doesn't protect objects? Also, he probably thinks she has anger management issues.

>> No.18714989

Sometimes you just gotta fug the bug

>> No.18714993

Not him, but if you're the one doing the corrupting then you probably just pinned her down during a Dark Matter bombing and started fucking her so she could become anything.

>> No.18714994

But he wants to continue being a bachelor for just a little longer.

>> No.18715007

Papillion with breasts so big her vision is obscured for things lower than eye level in front of her!

>> No.18715018

>She commiserates with both your downstairs neighbor the Holstaur and that one jubjub on a stump in the park.

>> No.18715020

Well good, anyone who does that to my daughter doesn’t even deserve her. I’ve done my job well and my daughteru can find a man that will bring pride to our family.

>> No.18715029

Until she hits college age with massive daddy issues and runs off to join the Sabbath.

>> No.18715040

>come next year the entire apartment complex is covered in Greenworms

>> No.18715042
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That's Vermintide 2.

>> No.18715052

She wouldn’t do that. She knows how I feel about the Sabbath.
Why do you have to be constant asshole in every thread?

>> No.18715053

Anon, it’s high school.
Rumors spread like wildfire, and in short everyone’s going to “know” that her dad is a fucking psycho did you hear he went to prison I bet he’s a murderer don’t go near her or you’ll be next etc.
So now everyone’s afraid to get close to her while a non-negligible amount of the class is already married.

>> No.18715058

>mothgirl moves in next door with an almost identical build
>when they happily hug each other and bump chests it’s like a serenade of orchastrated jiggling titflesh

>> No.18715067

>The pie turned into a cake
Whatever. I've got this image of her doing that old Looney Tunes trick where she cuts out one slice from the cake, then takes the rest for herself and cows down greenworm style while Anon tries to have a one-sided conversation with her. Bonus points if bits of icing spill on her breasts while she's eating.

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>But he wants to continue being a bachelor until he can find a nice, fluffy tail.

I fixed it.

>> No.18715078

I almost want it to be a Doty titania that constantly needs help instead. She'd probably get stuck in her shower window a lot for reasons only she and her fat ass understand.

No you didn't, now we need a tall news squirrel with curves like Makoto's.

>> No.18715079

I want to fuck that squirrel until she can barely think.

>> No.18715086

Should I find this hot?
>Huge titted Titania
You know how to hit all my buttons Anon.

>> No.18715093

That’s even better.
>Hear her timidly calling for help from her apartment
>bust in, thinking something serious is happening
>big, fat Titania booty in way too small panties is sticking out lodged in a small window
>”Ahh~ hello neighbor! I think I’m stuck. How are you today~?”
>”Fine, but you were calling for help?”
>”Oh, I was! You see- I think I’m stuck.”

>> No.18715106

The first part is humorous, the last part would probably be somewhat erotic. If you were already staring at her massive breasts, imagining the ways a man might remove that icing would be... Titillating.

>> No.18715118

>Anon’s apartment floor gets filled with Papillion, Titania, Mothgirl, Jubjub, Tritonia and a plain flat human girl

>> No.18715123

Do you have these up anywhere?

>> No.18715124

>the human girl is the chillest one there who just wants a boyfriend to play video games with

>> No.18715125

>human girl
absolutely disgusting

>> No.18715127

Would she ask me to help or just make suggestive comments?

>> No.18715135

>Despite his fears, the human women is actually the thirstiest
>She has very soft, very stiff competition and her biological clock is starting to tick

>> No.18715144

>She knows how I feel about the Sabbath
>implying that wouldn't make her want to join it even more

>> No.18715150

Yes. She'd ask you to help so she has more time to make suggestive comments and "accidentally" rub against you.

>> No.18715167

I think that butterfly is going to end up married soon.

>> No.18715177

>wok-sized holes in the wall
Maintenance-kun must have the patience of a saint

>> No.18715188

>Take you big dirty man-thing! Fuck-fuck!

>> No.18715195

I want to visit the Cat Planet!

>> No.18715214

Calm down Raocow.

>> No.18715217

How are you supposed to deal with a drunk Kunoichi's sexual shenanigans?

>> No.18715249

>Visit Cat Planet in your large, bulky cargo vessel.
>As exit your ship, you're greeted by a collection of Bastet's Handmaidens.
>Given the complete VIP treatment as you enter the capital.
>Talk with high-ranking Cat Girl, while the handmaidens cling to you, licking you gently and purring.
>"So. You have brought what we require, I presume?" She asks.
>Nod. Your cargo is filled to the brim with artisan-crafted Scratching posts, high quality yarn balls, and several tons of Catnip. All from the planet earth.
>You sign the deal, making a lot of credits and becoming the most popular Human on the Cat Planet.

>> No.18715255

You can't see a kunoichi so how can you tell if they are drunk?

>> No.18715271

how would I know when I'm drunk too?

>> No.18715272

>tfw no funeral where your waifu rises as a ghoul and begins sucking your dick in front of the whole family.

>> No.18715274

A trail of spilled sake cups?

>> No.18715282

I wonder what would happen if I brought my Kobold waifu with me.

>> No.18715283

>You will never become the cat planet's number one drug lord
I want to make it rain catnip.

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>Watch my dance closely.

>> No.18715294

What's a Cheshire like on catnip?

>> No.18715296

Red eyes and going 'Eheheheeee~'

>> No.18715304

Lazy cuddlebugs and even more casually lewd.
Just imagine a Cheshire gently sliding your dick between her thick thighs and laying down on top of you so the rest of it is stick between her magnificent asscheeks.
Then imagine her gently grinding against you while purring.

>> No.18715307

A sober Kunoichi might at most subtly invite you to bed, a drunk Kunoichi would give you stealth paizuris, kisses and worse.

>> No.18715308

>start watching her dancing
>not even a minute into her routine and I’m already pinning her down trying to mate her furiously

>> No.18715313

>"can't you read the sign 'No ninja loitering,"

>> No.18715315

Wonder if more elemental shifted MGs will come to be. I want a sleepy ice dragon.

>> No.18715320

>and worse
Like what? What could be worse than a drunk Kunoichi giving you sloppy paizuri and talking dirty in broken engrish?

>> No.18715324

She's gonna get so many pets!

>> No.18715334

Two drunk Kunoichis giving you sloppy paizuri and talking dirty in broken engrish

>> No.18715338

Even when she's lazily pumped dozens of loads out of you?

>> No.18715347

That’s not worse. That sounds like heaven to me.

>> No.18715352

Of course.

>> No.18715357

>Stealth paizuri
>It's normal paizuri, but with strokes so short and fast you can't even see her do it
>It's a terrible tease until you blindfold yourself, handcuff your hands to the bedposts and lie down she can finish
>You'd never heard her giggle before

>> No.18715364

Rape them.

>> No.18715383
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Just be careful, there are species other than Cat Girls who might be interested in the Catnip.

>> No.18715424

>"マスター様, burestos, 好き?"

>> No.18715450

>talking dirty in broken engrish?
Can you even fathom how embarrassed she will be the next day when she wakes up with a hangover and recalls that she not only broke her code of silence but did so by saying the lewdest and most perverted things on her mind?

>> No.18715451

I want a big buff musclecore

>> No.18715468

Manticores make for fearsome bodyguards, useful when you're going to the lawless fringe worlds.

>> No.18715472

They also have ears for scritching!

>> No.18715488

>Good bodyguard, scritch scritch.
>She starts chuffing and rubbing her mane against you in public.

>> No.18715501

Please do not embarrass your bodyguard like that. It will make her look weak!

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>> No.18715529

While she may have a tough, scar-covered exterior and is armed to the teeth. She's just a big soft pussycat for her employer.

>> No.18715530

The cutest!

She’s big biceps, carved abs, and thick thighs though, she’s strong!

>> No.18715531

Hopefully she woulrn't watch my pants closely. Hell, she wouldn't even need to watch it that close to see the bulge.

>> No.18715533

Remember to make sure to learn the language Anon. That's how you get lost in Zipangu and taken advantage of.

>> No.18715541

I would dance with a demon only. Imagine all those high-heel spins.

>> No.18715548

I'd keep a translating book on hand. I just hope they don't make fun of me if I make a mistake.

>> No.18715555
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I can imagine the wedding already. Her family's side will need a LOT more seats. While her hundreds of sisters will be eyeing up any single men on your side of the family. From the young little ratlings who want a big brother, to the mature broodmothers who are looking for a handsome man to help them make more daughters.

>> No.18715558

That may be true, but she has to look tough when she's in public. Especially if Ratas are around!

But if people see her rubbing against you like a common catgirl they might think she's your girlfriend instead of your bodyguard.

>> No.18715559

Responsibility must be taken, anon.

>> No.18715565

Who sold you that book?

>> No.18715568

monstergirl skaven just make the thoughts of my TWWH2 game funnier

>> No.18715576

Well I would probably have two. One that I'd get from a local bookstore in my home country and one from a tourist center in Zipangu.

>> No.18715583

MGE 40K sounds like it'd be pretty amusing.

>> No.18715590

Well, if she doesn’t want to then I guess I can stop.

Skaven hierarchy is rough, as soon as a warlordgrabs herself a hubby she needs to step back due to the sheer amount of kids

>> No.18715591

>That may be true, but she has to look tough when she's in public. Especially if Ratas are around!

>Now in Intergalactic news. Manticore Bodyguards: Deadly Warriors? Or Cuddly Cats?
>Cuts to an edited picture of a Manticore playing with a ball of yarn.
>Your Manticore Bodyguard crushes the beer can she was drinking out of.

>> No.18715613

>I guess I can stop
Let's not get so hasty here, anon!

>> No.18715624

Well, what does she want to dial it back to?
Scritches? Movie night?

>> No.18715635

I would take all the responsibility possible and give her all the massages and sake she could handle!

>> No.18715649

I would love to be the best man at my friends wedding if he married into a Skaven horde. I’d flirt and tease with all the unmarried girls at the reception!

>> No.18715650

Every private moment. You can still do it in public so long as the only people around are friends and family.

>> No.18715667

Don’t mess with the rat ogres, they have fragile maiden hearts.

So no hand holding then or congratulating?

>> No.18715688

Well, maybe those things can be allowed.

>> No.18715723

That’s good.
Taking her out to dinner then for her hard work

>> No.18715741

Just please don't make her wear an embarrassing dress.

>> No.18715750

>she rushes off to the gym on your cruiser to lift away the embarrassment
There’s a reason they call her ‘Red Mountain”, and it ain’t from her mane. Its from her blush when her employer kisses her huge stonking biceps without warning her.
What’s her weapon of choice?

>> No.18715757

Like some weird lady gaga shit?

>> No.18715758

>space opera/adventures with a crew of quirky MGs
I love this idea and wish we would discuss it more. This bodyguardcore sounds top notch.

>> No.18715763

Bad employer.

>> No.18715792

Something like this, but red.


>> No.18715800

Anon stop I can only get so hard

>> No.18715805

>Lamia stowaway who has never been off-world and clings to Captain all the time
>Aforementioned Manticore musclemountain bodyguard
>Shoggoth navigator who keeps the ship tidy and on course (DO NOT enter her private quarters)
>Anubis technician who bustles and annoys the crew with her scheduling but is a riot when drunk
Gimme more

>> No.18715820

>and wish we would discuss it more.
Well we can't

>> No.18715822

Lich doctor?

>> No.18715825

>Shoggoth navigator who keeps the ship tidy and on course (DO NOT enter her private quarters)

>'Ahhhh~ Captain. I can hear the stars singing~ In the endless void hundreds of mouths singing the song that will bring about the end~ It's so beautiful...'
>"So... We're on the right course?"
>'Yes captain, oooohhhh yeessss~'

She's an odd one.

>> No.18715826

It’s jist a nice black one to go with her orange hair.
Maybe a little revealing in the leg

>> No.18715827

Name one reason why.

>> No.18715831

>Automaton who doubles as the ship's computer and the Anubis assistant Sometimesplays pranks on the crew
>That one large mouse or devil bug they can't seem to get rid of

>> No.18715833

That sounds nice and classy. I don't imagine she'd have an issue with it.

>> No.18715841

I think I should have a heart to heart about her mannerisms.

>> No.18715852

But she's been really enjoying those H.P. Lovecraft books you picked up from Earth.

>> No.18715853

I want to become a notorious criminal known as the Mofu Slasher. I'll cut kejourou's hair unevenly and at waist length, take small chunks out of ratatoskr's tails and gum kitsune tails together! I will be the reason there's no fluff on the street at night.

>> No.18715870

Even if the slit is high enough to show if she’s wearing panties or not?
The tanuki said they’re in fashion

>> No.18715877

Nothing wrong with that, but her attitude would most likely be scaring the other crew members.

>> No.18715879

That's pretty rude, desu

>> No.18715923

>Red Oni cook who became a chef instead of going blue-collar like most onis because she wanted to prove to her parents that she could be just as smart as her Blue Oni sister
>makes great comfort food, but her attempts to cook anything more complex than chili tend to end up failing horribly
>becomes 200% tsun when you compliment her cooking
>banned from poker night after flipping a table for the 5th time
>is actually super tidy for how tomboyish she is

>> No.18715930

Might summon "him"

>> No.18715943

She better be strongfat and ready because I love Chili

>> No.18715948

That employer is a bully.

>> No.18715952

So you have no actual reason and are just being a shitposting faggot. Okay then, anon.

>> No.18715954


>> No.18715962

Her own special recipe, made with the Oni Planet's infamous Demon Peppers, the kind that can make even a Dragon sweat.

>> No.18715964

I was talking about it separately, anon.

>> No.18715978

Aren't skaven notoriously backstabby paranoid and greedy?
And everything they make is a deathtrap that's as likely to blow up as it is to work.

>> No.18715982


Another finished commission of my mice and I performing wholesome family activities.

>> No.18715985

She’s still getting scritches

Better have taste to go with that heat, one alone isn’t enough

>> No.18715996

Cow mouse.

>> No.18715997

Good thing monster girls aren't like that.

>> No.18716004

Hot as fuck

>> No.18716009

>The Vrinn destroyers are the local fanatic purifier empire.
>Thankfully, they tend to be paranoid incompetent idiots.
>Unfortunately, you pissed them off one too many times.

>> No.18716015

Fuckin' LEE.

>> No.18716017

I think that'd translate to yandere as heck in mge-verse. All of those rats willing to sabotage their sisters in order to become hubby's favorite!

>> No.18716036

I still wouldn't trust anything they make.

>> No.18716044

100% wholesome monster girl family bonding.
I have to say, I admire you for going all the way with the porn.

>> No.18716045

>MGE skaven tech explodes
>just turns everyone caught in the explosion mega horny

>> No.18716046

Don't you do normal things with your mice?

>> No.18716066
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Average night in a Skaven den

>> No.18716074
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You're going to make those poor Yetis cry

>> No.18716075


Best mouse.
I like mine meaty.
Busty is a bonus but not needed.

>> No.18716085

>have a Youko wife
>She really want to corrupt a particular human shrine maiden
>We fail every time, get beat up, then invited for tea afterwards
>It's this every month

>> No.18716088

Mice are nice!

>> No.18716101

I have lots of normal fantasies about them. Like helping my dormouse practice singing and spoiling her, and being there for my large mouse's track n' field activities. Or lounging around with my wife while she watches criminal dramas and heckles the shows for being incredibly unrealistic. But I just love to commission Lewds of them.

Thank you!

>> No.18716112

How would a Kunoichi, Ochimsuha, Nureonago and Inari work together to provide ultimate happiness to their husband?

>> No.18716120

Duckling Harpies! Cute little loli Harpies with fuzzy yellow wings wearing school swimsuits!

>> No.18716153

Sounds adorable.
Almost as adorable as loli harpies having downy fluff.

>> No.18716158

Aww jeez, imagine the cuddling.

>> No.18716163

That doujin is pure Sabbath propaganda.

>> No.18716247

You think that's Sabbath propaganda? I'd like to see what you'd call badhand's fox lolis then.
I wish I could dump a huge truck of money on his doorstep and get him to draw familiars and loli wights.

>> No.18716282

I don't care for anal and badhand is 90% anal, so he doesn't do much for me.

>> No.18716300

>Yetis playing football/rugby
>The piles are impossible to break up
>Especially when it's cold

>> No.18716358

The weirdest part about being adopted by older monster girls is that they probably speak in an archaic manner that'll end up passed onto you due to not having a modern day frame of reference. Hell, you might even end up speaking Latin as your native tongue.

>> No.18716374

>Mom, they are making fun of my speech at school!

>> No.18716382

I'd enjoy a woman with an older way of speaking.

>> No.18716395

>Gandharva momster from the time of the Buddha
>She plays soothing chants from the Sutras while seating under a transplanted banyan tree
>you catch yourself mumbling in Sanskrit when deep in concentration
She also has absolute mastery of the Karma sutra.

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If it's too cold the crowd will start trembling violently and hug each other to keep warm, the Yetis will get turned on from the need to save them and go into heat

>> No.18716460

Why is that Yeti making such a lewd face? It's making me feel strange!

>> No.18716468

She just broke your furnace and it's negative degrees outside

>> No.18716491

>>you catch yourself mumbling in Sanskrit when deep in concentration
>Go out to eat with some friends
>Waiter asks for your order
>Absentmindedly order in Aariya
>Waiter stares at you
>Stare back at the waiter
>One friend finally speaks up and reminds you to speak English
>Apologize and correct yourself
>Another friend majoring in linguistic anthropology asks you what language that was
>He falls out of his chair when you tell him
>You don't understand what the fuss is about, because your mother and the rest of your extended family all exclusively speak it at home

>> No.18716530

You'll make a lot of friends in the theology and literature departments too! Just casually mention that your momster read the Ramayana for bedside storytime and that you finished the Lotus and Heart Sutras when you were 12.

>> No.18716669

I want to make my Kiki maid work with her tits out and wear nipple clamps all day!

>> No.18716700

I want a tubby kiki that I make work in a revealing uniform

>> No.18716796
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All hail the Pharaoh!

>> No.18716801

Sorry anon, I can't.

>> No.18716802

Man you probably wouldn't last long as a single poolboy, delivery boy, plumber or repairman.

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>> No.18716806

Why not?

>> No.18716816

I'll hail her by sticking my head between her thighs and eating her out until she's a mewling mess.

>> No.18716818

Probably not.
Ironically, the only hourly wage jobs I did were sports related, generally stetting up for sporting events or watching a gym.

>> No.18716823

Big, tall, haughty, ojou tittypires.

>> No.18716843

Because I already hail someone else. Hailing two girls would cause a lot of jealousy.

>> No.18716870

Who the fuck do I have to verbally abuse to get a Skaven story

>> No.18716881

Can I do it tomorrow? I’m not really felling up to it today.

>> No.18716891

But she's already married.

>> No.18716896
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The Pharaoh can make you be up to it.

>> No.18716899

Why ojou anon?

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There's always her daughter.

Why not ojous? Wouldn't you love haughty, upper-class vampires that are tender in private?

>> No.18716913

Because I want it.

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Pure succubi are cute.

>> No.18716918

Just have sex with the pharaoh and the girl you love, anon.

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Get to the ROOT of your problems

>> No.18716972

you mean like those that can nonchalantly do a bunch of really kinky and even depraved lewd things, but a kiss would make them red as a tomato?

>> No.18716987

I don't think a vampire would take kind to being called tittypire, especially if you accidentally blurted it out when you've been saying it behind her back.

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>"NINJA VAN-Ah shit!"
Incompetent kunoichi is best kunoichi

>> No.18717020

>You will never have a western girl corrupted into a kunoichi that says all her attacks in English
>Japanese/native kunoichi will never nickname her "Dubbed-chan"

>> No.18717051

>She will never think "Dabu-chan" refers to her massive HH breasts
Life must be rough for a gaijin titty ninja.

>> No.18717082

Wonder how hard it is to find a hiding place?

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>Getting mated by the Grey Seers
>Then the Rat Ogres
>Then the Storm Vermin

>> No.18717139

i guess you could say you'd be THE SCREAMING ONE

>> No.18717163

I understood that reference.

>> No.18717192

>>You will never have a western girl corrupted into a kunoichi that says all her attacks in English
beverly hills ninja?

>> No.18717197


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I have a sudden desire to swim in the nile.

>> No.18717212

I have since Hippo. They may be murderous cunts in real life, but goddamn.

>> No.18717284

Watch out for that dangerous Crocodile!

>> No.18717295

Anon please, I'd be aiming for that.

>> No.18717304

Frog girls are so cute

>> No.18717316


>The Nile
>Crocodiles and Hippos

>> No.18717393

I bet Zipangu and Mist Continent food would taste as dog shit as their real world counterparts.

>> No.18717400

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the coming war this Sunday, the day when angels and wererabbits fight over which girl best represents Easter.

>> No.18717441

Is there a 'Murrica analogue to take that food and make it greasy and unhealthy but delicious and profitable?

>> No.18717457

An expat Inari, moved from her sleepy Zipangese hometown with her gaijin husband for his work. She helplessly watches as her completely westernized daughter spurns her home-made seafood lunches for cheeseburgers, and a wordless cry escapes her. None can hear but her fellow Inari housewives, who can only nod sympathetically as they console themselves with their own similarly-rejected lunches.

Inari life is tough.

>> No.18717467

Are you crazy?
Asian food is delicious.

>> No.18717470

Eh, just use DE to fix em.

>> No.18717474

Clearly, the solution is food fusion. Burger sushi, anyone?

>> No.18717480

Chink food is disgusting and Jap food is pretentious and overpriced.

>> No.18717492

You've been having the wrong Chinese food then.
We are talking about American Chinese food, right?

>> No.18717493

You're crazy, even discounting the americanized versions, asian food is delicious!

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>> No.18717505

Nice try /tv/

>> No.18717507

>Didn't ask for a tip
The Elevens are weird.

>> No.18717519

They're both pretty crap. Although American Chinese food has a slightly better chance at not having dog included.

It's really not. Asian food is largely disgusting and I'd say that to every Zipangu/Mist girl no matter how tough she looks.

>> No.18717528

Let me guess, you're going to "nice" places for your Chinese food?
That's wrong, you need to go to a place that looks like you'll get a disease just walking through the door, where the owner's 7 year old daughter is working the register because she's the only one who speaks anything remotely close to English, and where the menu is sun bleached photos of the food hanging on the wall.

>> No.18717531

What monster girls would inhabit that region

>> No.18717532

Shush you.
Give me the mist coninent and Zipangu girls, I enjoy their food.

>> No.18717540

Ive been found out!

>> No.18717542

Holsts, centaurs, lizardmen, wendigos, and chupacabras. Most shallow water aquatic species too.

>> No.18717550


>> No.18717553

It all tastes like the same crap, anon.

I will never shush. I'd love to get in a shouting match with a Mist Continent and Zipangu girl about how their food is terrible.

>> No.18717563

Is code geass any good outside of the memes?

>> No.18717566


>> No.18717570

>Angry Moon rune and ching chuff

>> No.18717578

I don't even think Jinkos could cook food.

>> No.18717588

If you like B movies or train wrecks.

>> No.18717597

You know that gag in a comedy where they talk about how shitty something would be if it happened right at that moment? Code Geass does that unironically and acts like it's not fucking hilarious.

>> No.18717606

First season was nice. not spectacular but interesting enough
Second season was a downward spiral where stupid people make stupider decisions and fuck over any logical answer.
And the fact that suzaku and a decent chunk of the cast get away with being traitors and idiots will forever piss me off

>> No.18717610

not particularly

>> No.18717620

Euphinator was golden.

>> No.18717625

I refuse to believe anyone that tries to defend that scene as being series or some shit. I dropped CG so fucking hard once that happened.

>> No.18717671

You will never marry a monsterized Hawaii ʻōʻō.

Because they are extinct.

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Yes, very.

>> No.18717683

You do realize taste is fairly subjective right? Not to mention cultural differences.

I may never want to eat grubs or the various other insects enjoyed by millions around the world, but I don't consider the fact they are enjoyed to be disgusting.

>> No.18717691

the show exists as "the MC cant have nice things"
>Defeat enemy forces with rockslide? accidentally kill friend's dad
>About to make a safe zone for japan? Euphinator happens
>about to conquer japan with the black rebellion? immortal child-uncle kidnaps sister causing MC to abandon army, with no leader the rebellion falls apart.
>Find where sister is? Best friend would rather take you in hand get your memories fucked over.
>Gain an old caretaker who a cool cyborg now? girlfriend gets shanked by fake brother with a gayboner for MC
>about conquer japan AGAIN? Best friend nukes place where sister is meant to be. and your army become FUCKING RETARDS and betrays him.

No wonder he thought that his suicide plan made sense, he just wanted out

>> No.18717702

The show is still shit.

>> No.18717706

If you didn't watch it with /a/ back then it loses its magic, but it's still an ok show

>> No.18717714

Sorry but Asian food sucks and so would their MGE counterparts.

>> No.18717720

Rodents of unusual size?
I don't think they exist.

>> No.18717722

I didn't say it wasn't but I like finishing what I watch.
and so far the only other show to pass me of like code geass did is the one with the aliens and vampires

>> No.18717725

>implying he didn't plan literally all of it

>> No.18717729

>"here are things I don't like about the show"
>I don't care what you think anon, the show is bad!

What is reading comprehension

>> No.18717731

Valvrave? Oh boy I dropped that fucking hard during the scene where one of the characters called that cunt that was using the MC for publicity a good person because she said "thanks."

>> No.18717737

Valvrave is unironically a really good show, fuck you, fite me.

>> No.18717757

Zero requriem doesnt make that much sense if you take away the anime magic.

In a monster girl/ mge sense (to keep this thread relavent) Its like saying there would be instant world peace if the demon lord got taken out.

>> No.18717758

It teased that cool future for like, all of the second half and then ended with
"After MC died, we ended up ruling the Galaxy, but that's a story for another time"

Elf boy deserved his alien wife

>> No.18717769

Might be a handful of undead ones.

>> No.18717774

His break down when she died was the most justified breakdown of a "smart guy" I've seen
>Learned tactics to the point you could predict ENTIRE events.
>Still didn't save the alien girl

>> No.18717778

No, it's not. You have garbage taste.

>> No.18717780

Didnt some chick just shrug off getting raped by the MC?

>> No.18717783


>> No.18717784

That's the one I'm talking about.

>> No.18717794

Valraves morals of the story
>1.aliens, because why the fuck not?
>2.rape is fine if your kinda into the guy raping you

>> No.18717807

You cannot tell me that you watched a non-gundam mecha anime by SUNRISE and not consider those robots to be 100% human made

>> No.18717812

Okay I'm going to need you to explain that one.

>> No.18717815

Not him, but I have no drive to get into Gundam after SEED was my first exposure to the franchise.

>> No.18717819

>SEED was his first gundam
Damn, thats pain

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Well seeing as were talking about controlling metal things from the inside...

>> No.18717842

Whats wrong with SEED?

>> No.18717848

Nothing. People just hate Destiny so much they retroactively applied their dislike to SEED as well.

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I do love that they can morph to sexy armor when on their own.

>> No.18717862

It's basically the original Gundam. But done worse.

>> No.18717868

Yes and no
I found kira to be annoy as fuck in seed, only getting worse over time.
Destiny is worse as kira truly becomes jesus and shinn's characterisation is thrown under a bus so Kira, anthrun and Lacus can do whatever the fuck they want and be praised for it

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Sorry, I already have a queen.

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>> No.18717987

If I pull off her nipple pasties, will she die?

>> No.18717995

It would be extremely sexy.

>> No.18718028

Forget a wedding ring, I'm going to get my wife an ornate diamond butt plug.

>> No.18718034

Russian Cockatrices sure are stubborn.

>> No.18718036

Wedding rings are supposed to be worn at all times anon, how is she going to wear a butt plug at all times?

>> No.18718092

I don't see a problem.

>> No.18718098

They're also supposed to be visible.

>> No.18718101

Other monster girls would be able to tell that she was married.

>> No.18718114

If a knight serves a lich does that make him a death knight?

>> No.18718116

Elves are the best but blood elves are the best elf

>> No.18718117

Of course, she outfits him with all the spooky armor and weapons he'll need to look intimidating as her personal bodyguard.

>> No.18718173

>He's actually a really nice guy and a former paladin
>The spikes and skulls give everyone the wrong idea
>Also the armor is heavy and has poor airflow so he's often breathing somewhat heavily which exacerbates the issue

>> No.18718184

Does she teach him necromancy?
Or atleast how to make purple lights to scare people with evil death magixs

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