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18673127 No.18673127 [Reply] [Original]

I want to dress up as Touhous and have lots of sloppy sex with anons also dressed up as Touhous...

>> No.18673156 [DELETED] 

die you fucking gay

>> No.18673193

Which 2hu would you dress up as?

>> No.18673227

You will be Reimu.

>> No.18673253
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Your favourite. Or, one with an elaborate dress to hide my manly figure..

>> No.18673268 [DELETED] 

I want to see faggot attention whores face a firing squad then get dumped into mass unmarked graves.
Fuck off and die.

>> No.18673375 [DELETED] 

Go back to Discord or Steam where you belong you neo/jp/scum.

>> No.18673526
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I've seen videos of this.

>> No.18673892
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>dress up as Touhous
Don't you mean become the 2hu?

>> No.18673916

I wish I could see videos of this.

>> No.18675251 [DELETED] 

I want to see 3DPD Whores face a firing squad

>> No.18675296

>to hide my manly figure.
The manlier you seem the hotter it is.

>> No.18675360 [DELETED] 

gaysex is protected /gayp/ heritage

>> No.18675467

xvideos has quite a lot of them and there used to have a mega link with tons of touhou cosplay gay sex floating around some years ago.

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What? Elaborate.

>> No.18675753
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Fellas. Is it gay to fuck /jp/sies dressed up as touhou?

>> No.18676125
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me too

>> No.18677852
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My Sakuya costume arrives today.

>> No.18677881

I've seen /jp/ dressed as 2hus and its gross. Really gross.

>> No.18677996

I feel as if we had this thread before. The OP image looks very familiar.

>> No.18678014

These thread feels like 2011 over again.

>> No.18678069
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gay sex with hats on!

>> No.18678126
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I only have sex with 2D drawings.

>> No.18678173

Yeah it's pretty fucking gay.

>> No.18678174
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This is nice thread.

>> No.18678238

You're late, anon. 3D sluts already made their own JAVs while cosplaying as 2hus. There are many of them and I enjoyed that stuff.

>> No.18678257
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Homosexuality is a sin.

>> No.18678266

i remember jacking off to this one momiji trap cosplay sex video a million times before realizing it was a dude

>> No.18678288

/jp/ - prison gay culture

>> No.18678303
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Foreign religious figure aren't allowed in /jp/

>> No.18678347

Hope I still fit into my Hina dress

>> No.18678385
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Me in my Yukari cosplay. How do I look, /jp/?

>> No.18678617

citation needed please

>> No.18678623 [DELETED] 

What's Kanako-sama stance on homosexuality?

>> No.18678628

What's Kanako-sama stance on homosexuality?

>> No.18679093
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The Mega folder had around 200 videos in it but is now dead.
Check Uguuuuuu's videos on xtube for the momiji one.

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They are all shit, honestly.

>> No.18680325

Nah, it's okay as long as they are dressed.

>> No.18680513

Probably neutral since everyone is gay in Gensokyo.

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>> No.18680623

Hello? Where are the proofs?

>> No.18680991
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Do you guys even know how to crossdress?

>> No.18681077
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I can't decide who I want to be. On the one hand I feel like just laying down and letting Marisa have her way with me, but on the other hand I want to have my way with Alice even though I'm not much like Marisa. I think I'll just be Alice. Who wants to be Marisa?

>> No.18681230

I really should've backed up that mega folder somewhere when I still had it. Unfortunate.

>> No.18681505

Yeah this feels pretty 2011.

>> No.18681530

I'm sure it's gay. But if you are gay then it would't be an impediment.

>> No.18681542

Your closest bet is joining vrchat and doing it on a private room. I would be interested in joining you.

>> No.18681970

ill be your marisa anon! i see my self as a more dominant person so i think i could fit the role...

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>i see my self as a more dominant person
You sure don't type like one. Besides, I'm not sure if Marisa would be so dominant over Alice. Alice is more forward and Marisa's confidence is a facade.

>> No.18682345

The eRP expert is here.

>> No.18682346

I always crossdress at home. I even took hormones from age 19 to make myself girlier. I make a pretty decent trap.

>> No.18682365

Ewww, the mentally deficient are here.
We like men in dresses being embarassed about having their recently shaved legs rubbed against eachother and being forced to suck cocks, dude. Actually being a transgender is a whole 'nother business.

>> No.18682383

You can remove breast tissue with surgery but you can never truly get back your hair. Even on hormones you can live as a cute androgynous guy.

>> No.18682630

What hormones?

>> No.18682797
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I still have a few videos from the mega folder on my harddrive, I could upload them if someone is interested.

>> No.18682821

I'd prefer to not dress up and put anons dressed up as Touhous into mating presses.

>> No.18683041
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That's fine, how do you feel about mating pressing tall ``Touhous´´?

>> No.18683107

Please do it.

>> No.18683156

Uploading right now, should be done in about 20 minutes

>> No.18683177

I'll fuck anything as long as its cute.

>> No.18683361

Here you go


>> No.18683660

Thank you.

>> No.18683660,1 [INTERNAL] 

Given a permanent ban for posting that. You fucking gutless wonder cunt of a mod.
That's what /jp/ is all about, it's it? Attention whore faggots blogging and 3DPD generals. What a joke.

>> No.18684259

>visit /jp/ for the first time out of curiosity
>this fucking thread

well at least you've cast off the shackles of shame and become truly free

>> No.18684454

cut back on the green

>> No.18684534

I'm trying but I wasn't wrong

>> No.18685127

Imagine hugging and kissing a cute /jp/sie dressed up as your favorite Touhou!

>> No.18685158

I've been imagining this for the past 7 years.

>> No.18685582

Sadly, mental illness can't be removed surgically

>> No.18686852

There's something about posting cute girls all day that makes people actually want to be cute girls, or closer to it.

>> No.18686896

I didn't start hormones until I was 23, but luckily the damage wasn't so bad. I still make a pretty ok trap.

>> No.18688168

I want to hug the cute girls.
2D only.

>> No.18688310

It's only mental illness if it negatively affects your life. I just wanted to be cute and softer, so I used medical science do what I want. Mad about it, normalfag? Go bitch somewhere else that people aren't following your normalfag point of view.

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Hormones are fine in my opinion, just don't cut off your dick.

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>tfw you will never be a cute girl who can dress up as 2hus and fuck other cute girls dressed up as 2hus.
why live

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Daily reminder flandre has the smelliest feet.

>hasn't clipped her toenails in 500 years
>500 years without feet wash
>pale feet = more smelly

>> No.18689258

In a thread full of homosexuals, these are the worst gayest as in bad posts.

>> No.18689267
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Feet is the patrician fetish. If you don't want to at least give flandre a feet rub there's no hope for you.

>> No.18689271

>you'll never be a cute shota 2hu that a 2hu hag takes as her own

>> No.18689283

Just thinking in her smelly toes and ass makes me hard.

>> No.18689292
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nuh stop. You must not touch flandre's feet, lest her smell will melt your skin off.

Try to wash them first.

>> No.18689298

You sound like a touhoumosexual tbhon desu.

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This thread smells like dirty flandre feet

>> No.18690147

But i want smelly feets! Not boring clean ones

>> No.18690164

FUCKING THIS, please Yukari, kanako maybe byakuren can take me ;_;

>> No.18691851

>>18682630 ?

>> No.18691875

Putting this thread on life support

>> No.18692278


>> No.18693340

Who are you quoting?

>> No.18695133


>> No.18695147

This thread should've gotten deleted instead of the futa thread

>> No.18695345
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Be careful what you ask for.

Flandre's feet are smelly enough to melt through steel and kill all plants within a 10 lightyear radius. (´・ω・`)

>> No.18695435

This thread still being here while >>18673156 gets deleted is living proof /lgbt/ mods are actively infecting other boards

>> No.18695821

Futa is fucking gay, dude.

>> No.18696011

that's not how it works

>> No.18696103

So that's what they mean by "ability to destroy anything"

>> No.18696138

Bleh, go be gay somewhere else faggot.

>> No.18696332
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Yes. Flandre's feet are like smelly toxic weapon


>> No.18696518
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I want to dress up like a dork!!

>> No.18696606
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Crossplay is Otaku Culture.

>> No.18698058

Otaku Culture

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>> No.18698232
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Just so you know, there are a lot of mediocre videos included so don't get spooked if the first video you see is awful.

>> No.18698594

Is there more? There has to be. I've seen some on random porn websites.

>> No.18698645 [SPOILER] 
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The mega should contain most decent touhou crossdress videos.
Check out OnaDo if you're fine with non touhou stuff.

>> No.18699990

my gf has a reimu cosplay and we do it from time to time with that on
I get to be unzan

>> No.18700339
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ur mum is gay

>> No.18700646

The file seems broken to me, I already downloaded it twice.

>> No.18700779

What is OnaDo??
Is it an abbreviation?
Sorry if I'm asking stupid

>> No.18702543
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Try installing 7zip

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>> No.18704824

It worked, though I kind of expected it to be more arousing...

>> No.18704858
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I personally really like the momiji videos by yuko3, the momiji x sakuya videos and the YUUE's cosex videos but as I said before there are a lot of mediocre videos included.

>> No.18704879

It would be better if they were white guys.

>> No.18708239
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Jaypee culture.

>> No.18708985

Maybe, some western crossdressers and shemales can be pretty good at confusing my dick. Now if only some dressed as 2hus...

>> No.18709048

im glad that this thread exists

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would u a toohoo kig

>> No.18709132

This is uncanny

>> No.18709146

Me too. Oh god I want this.

>> No.18709209
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i want this so much...

>> No.18711822

There are not enough videos of crossdressers having cute lewd sex with each other

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>> No.18714017

i wish i good find good fucking vids. all i run into is bondage.

>> No.18716277

post the links

>> No.18722173 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.18722728

This is a good Reimu.

>> No.18724005

All these jaypees who turned gay out of desperation.

>> No.18724226

I've always been this way, I just like crossdressing for some reason. (´• ω •`)

>> No.18724696

there are some nice gay cosplay videos of marisa and patcho in pornhub and xvideos

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>> No.18724715

I want to be a cute Shota that is kidnaped and sexually bullied(raped) by a mom 2hu.

>> No.18724732
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No, that's a Jesus thing.

>> No.18724944

I want to be fucked by a Futanari Yuuka

>> No.18725217
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you sure?

>> No.18725322

i wanna stick my peepee into her big gaping peehole!

>> No.18725740
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you really really sure?

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>> No.18729413
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Are you really, really sure?

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>> No.18729448

Patchy steped on a lego again, fuck Flandre! be careful with your toys

>> No.18729464

Yes, pretty sure!

>> No.18729920

N-no, just realized those are her tits. I tought that was an ass she was going to eat.

>> No.18732913
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That is one big peepee.

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Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

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>> No.18737009

I'll give you a (You) because that's a great pun desu

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>> No.18740929

I want to do it, /jp/...

>> No.18741244

Do you want to do it, or do you want to have it done to you?

>> No.18741249
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Okay, but you're definitely the bottom.

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>> No.18742708

I want to dress up as Marisa and please other anons.

>> No.18742860

Same, but dressed as Alice instead of Marisa.

>> No.18742894

That's me when I realize I feel lonely but that I hate people at the same time

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I’d dress up as Eiki and judge all of your tiny dicks!

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Man, I wish the other one's would get translated. I REALLY wanna read more about Yuuka's eternal humiliations of being forcibly transformed into a hypnotized penis-wife slave.

>> No.18751328

Just how I like it.

>> No.18751422
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I wonder what the top/bottom ratio in this thread is.

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I wonder what the racial makeup of this thread is.

>> No.18752050

i've done this before I think
I don't remember what happened or how I got there seeing I never leave my house

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>> No.18765014
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I want to become a 2hu and live in 2hu-land.

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I would fuck the shit out of a /jp/sie dressed as reimu but only if it's a japanese girl.

>> No.18765135

I want to dress up as Sakuya and have a a sexy crossdressing Remilla cos-player treat me like their dog.

>> No.18768641

What's going on here

>> No.18768680
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Otaku Culture

>> No.18769405

It's considered a mental illness when someone thinks taking something unnatural because their brain say's using chemicals to alter their hormonal make up is normal for aesthetics just to get acknowledgement from others. Mad about it, faggot? Go act like a fag somewhere else that people aren't following your /lgbt/ point of view.

>> No.18769688

u look like a power ranger needs to beat ur ass

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Would you?

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>> No.18777918

Humans haven't been natural since they crawled out of caves. Go shill the natural order somewhere else.

>> No.18778012
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Why does animals act gay by humping each other to show their dominance then? I have my right to show my dominance towards other 2hu/jp/sies.

>> No.18783381

I think we should have a touhou competition, anons with the highest score would be on top
of course you could lose on purpose

>> No.18786939

This is also a test.

>> No.18787963
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What happened to cooking with Alice? I want him to cum in my food

>> No.18788031

I thought she revealed her face.

>> No.18788684

Like 90% bottom, tabun

>> No.18789971

If it's a girl that sucks

>> No.18791138

everyone keeps stepping on legos in this thread, wtf? flan had better clean up her toys

>> No.18792077

I wish this was updated.

>> No.18793168

i love you all. i want to have soft and intimate sex with everyone of you filthy neets. i just want a way to show my love and appreciation for everyone in jp.

>> No.18793186

i love you too!

>> No.18797071

/jp/ makes the gay come to stay.

>> No.18797091

>soft and intimate sex
No thanks. Love and lust are two separate things and need to be treated as such

>> No.18797510

I'm not gay but my love for touhou is stronger than my heterosexuality

>> No.18799216

So you'd dress up like a 2hu and having gay sex with another /jp/ sissy dressed as a 2hu? Totally straight!

>> No.18799287

Is it also gay if I'd willingly do it with a real girl, but only as long as it's femdom?

>> No.18799301

Yes, incredibly so. All 2hus should have penises, anon.

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>> No.18805971

Why does /jp/ fantasize about being effeminate and having gay crossdressing cosplay sex with other guys?

>> No.18805986

Because it's fun and strenghtens our bonds!

>> No.18805992

It ain't gay if both wears skirt!

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>Nihon shinto obsession with 'natural order'
>not seeing deviant homosex as kegare
the absolute delusion.

>> No.18806181

I think it's more gay that you like masculine things like men's clothes or having a masculine body ... I mean, even something "hetero" is 50% homosexual. If they are 2 guys doing crossdressing and they are effeminate, the thing is 95% yuri! Not (male) gay!

>> No.18806637

I feel funny now.

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b u s h i d o

>> No.18807506

/jp/ meet up is actually a gay Touhou cosplaying convention!?

>> No.18807528

Again,it's not gay if we all wear skirts.

>> No.18807573

Well use protection or you could get pregnant.

>> No.18810544

/jp/ - just penises

>> No.18810651

What a lovely kitchen. I'm jealous.

>> No.18810691

To be fair, the problem with the penis is that it's attached to a male. And males are, by and large, unattractive as all hell.

If we stuck them on girls, or just made guys cute and attractive, everything would be much better.

>> No.18811045

So basically newhalfs or futas?

>> No.18811285

Sure. Or "draw a girl, call it a boy" tier traps.

Basically anything that is too good to actually exist in reality.

>> No.18812175

I want to cum in a /jp/sie's dickhole so bad my semen reaches his testicles!

>> No.18812179

I want to turn all /jp/sies into cute 2hu cosplaying sissies!

>> No.18812196

Are you going to blackmail them into taking HRT like that guy from /r9k/?

>> No.18812288

Wouldn't most /jp/sies jump at the chance of being girly as fuck and living a completely sedentary life style where they get what they want as long as they put out?

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I remember a picture with some guy inside a cage or something, are these two things related? The cage picture was probably staged though.

>> No.18812312

No, this is a new thing


>> No.18812340
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Oh okay,
I'm not gonna watch that video though cause I already feel sad enough today.
I can't handle stories like this.

>> No.18812379

Most /jp/sies, I suspect, can't distinguish fantasy and reality.

>> No.18812746

Its going to happen to you.

>> No.18812781
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Can't happen to me cuz I never leave the house.

>> No.18812901
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thank God that I own the three treasures and the disease of wanting to be a trap does not affect me

>> No.18813201

Eh, wasn't Byakuren the three treasures gal? Am I missing something?

>> No.18813845

imagine...holding hands with a /jp/...

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>> No.18813925

Taoists and Buddhists have three treasures, although different.
For taoism they are:
being gentle
and be modest ... although it's more to live without need of tryhard desires

>> No.18813957
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I honestly don't see the issue with the entirety of /r9k/ committing suicide

>> No.18817291

Imagine cleaning all those piss bottles covered in blood.

>> No.18818823
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welcome to /gayp/

>> No.18818825
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<span class="sjis">nice[/spoiler]

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gosh darn sjis tags fucking up my text placement

>> No.18821373

I go to a few conventions a year in america and when I notice a Touhou cosplay 90% of the time it's obviously a dude. The last 10% is a tossup.

>> No.18822728

I wonder what percentage of these guys secretly gets aroused while crossplaying

>> No.18822752
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This is my fetish.
Going to a con and crossplaying as a ``joke´´ and then getting fugged in the restroom.

>> No.18827174

As gay as it gets.

>> No.18827331

This is not okay!

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>and then getting fugged in the restroom.
Keep in in closet.

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>> No.18832648

Got removed, fuck.
What was it?

>> No.18832667

some stupid /r9k/ drama

>> No.18832720

It was fake news perpetrated by an attention whore discord user. No one actually got blackmailed into suicide or HRT. There were only a couple of doxxings that no one gave a shit about.

>> No.18836079

Moot cosplaying Cirno.

>> No.18836151

Just what I needed.

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>> No.18836220

Hmm, I've been loking to do something like that, but I don't know where should I look for quality cosplay.
Or where should I look for custom others.

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saving this jaypee culture

>> No.18844074
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God I want a /jp/sie anon to sit on my face so bad.

>> No.18844091


More like 2010s internet...

>> No.18844100

Imagine all the /jp/sies in a 2hu dick sex orgy!

>> No.18844105
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You mean to say that I can suck all these dicks?!?

>> No.18844944

Just go to /jp/ meetup silly.

>> No.18844984

But what if I don’t have the cosplay available?

>> No.18845188

super damage control.jpg

>> No.18845264

I want to mercilessly pound a /jp/sie butt!

>> No.18845276
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What's the percentage of bottoms on /jp/? Like 90%?

>> No.18845347
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Too bad that I'm too tall to bottom
but I guess someone has to top.

>> No.18845365
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>too tall to bottom

>> No.18845404
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I dont know, I just think it would be awkward for the other person because I'm pretty tall.

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Y'all look the same through a gloryhole.

>> No.18845425
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That's a good point.

>> No.18845455
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I don't know how tall you are but I'm 6'0 and I've never had problems with bottoming.

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I'm 6'1
I don't weight much so maybe that counter-balances it but at the same time I don't even know why I worry about stuff like this because its not like I will ever fug anyone anyways.

>> No.18845797

how possible you think of a 2hu shota to exist ?
gensokyo mostly consists of raging lesbian and bisexual futa, with a low percentage of male (5/136), so if you were a 2hu, chances you will not be a 2hu shota

>> No.18848860

That's gay.

>> No.18852590

I want an anon to dress up as Alice for me and let me pound their cute butt.

>> No.18852608


I miss old /jp/. I was actually responsible for many of those gay shitposts. Was even storytelling about my gay teenage adventures.

>> No.18852862


Those (too) rare shotacized touhous being gay with each others are just absolute pure gold. Being a cute Alice with a super small cute clitty being heavily groped by an horny Marisa or a mean Reimu would be worth going to hell.

>> No.18856160

>tfw your dick is too big for the average anons asshole

>> No.18856214
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How big are we talking here?

>> No.18856235

I don't want 3D /jp/ies! I want a 2D /jp/sie like Rinnosuke!

>> No.18856272

like a big water bottle

>> No.18856330
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It certainly wouldn't be the biggest I've taken.

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I want to crossplay as Nue and let a /jp/sie fuck my smooth, hairless thighs.

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>> No.18856563

Is /jp/'s gayness due to anime?

>> No.18856634
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I don't think watching anime makes you gay, it only helps you to discover your true gayness.
I was like 5 years old the first (and last) time I crossdressed and I sure as hell didn't watch anime back then.

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That's gay lite. Try slobbering on your best friend's cock for 5 minutes.

>> No.18856742

wow /jp/ boys were really MEANT to be bred
i guess everyone hates sanae because she reminds her of themselves
the people who love her have embraced their inner /jp/slut
after all: /jp/ - just penis

>> No.18856763
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Quiero vestirme como una Touha y tener un monton de sexo descuidado con otros anonimos tambien vestidos como Touhas...

>> No.18856780

inb4 50% of the people there are dressed up as mokou

>> No.18856787
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Reading stuff like this always makes me feel funny inside,not in a good way.
Probably because I really want to experience something like this, but I can't.
Maybe my desire to suck a dick will help me to finally overcome my hikki ways..

>> No.18856807
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Yeah it's great. The feeling of his warm hard cock hitting against the back of your throat, and feeling it squirm and throb as he pumps his hot cum directly down your stomach.
It's pretty good if I do say so myself.

>> No.18856841
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You're driving me nuts

>> No.18856880
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Then what are you waiting for? Install grindr already.

>> No.18856904

>Advocating for 3DPD

>> No.18856912
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It's fine if it's a fellow crossdressing /jp/sie isn't it? Though you wouldn't be able to find any on grindr.

>> No.18856915
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I've been on this site for about 10 years and up until recently I barely made any posts. I'm making progress but I can't even play competitive multiplayer games, let alone leave the house, there is no way I could meet up with some random stranger. I might see a therapist soon, but that's easier said than done.
Sorry for blogging

>> No.18856952

I want to tie /jp/sies up and break them!

>> No.18856984

I want to cuddle a /jp/sie and fall asleep with them in bed.

>> No.18856988
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Both very tempting offers.

>> No.18857322
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Grindr is a bad idea regardless, you just need to find another cute /jp/sie who feels the same way about things. It won't be as awkward and you'll probably make each other a lot happier.

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>> No.18857427
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I probably just need a friend.
I always thought that I don't mind being alone, but maybe I do.
Sorry for shitting up the Jay with my blogshit, but talking about this makes me feel a little bit better.

>> No.18857762

>having sex in meatspace

enjoy your hpv, herpes and literal cancer I guess tbhon

>> No.18857800

>I probably just need a friend.
If you're thinking and typing that, it's definitely true.

>> No.18857874
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I don't know, I feel fine most of the time, it's just when I get depressed it really hurts.
But it doesn't happen that often so it's not the end of the world.

>> No.18858889

>he doesn't want a virgin /jp/
>he doesn't want to get tested
enjoy your viral load and destruction of dna (cancer)

>> No.18859033

It's only fine if it remains words on a screen accompanied by images of touhous and/or cropped doujin panels

>> No.18859100
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But it's such a waste that a perfectly fine hole is left unused.

>> No.18863230


>> No.18863287

kuso thread

>> No.18863570
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This thread is certified /jp/ culture. This goes back to our roots. Do yourself a favor and get out of my board. We don't need any more new tertiary shitters in our premises. Kill yourself kudasai.

>> No.18865763

Slay the gay

>> No.18868286

/jp/ is gay as always. Not sure if it is good or bad thing. Probably both.

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>> No.18870701

I'm hard now.

>> No.18872647

you don't have any friends?
post your steam or discord and I'm sure plenty of people will add you

>> No.18873274

I don't get it.

>> No.18873918
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I don't think I want any pity friend requests.
It would just be a waste of time. I had random friend requests after games before, they never type anything and I don't initiate a conversation because I don't want to be a nuisance.
Nothing ever happens and they just remove me in the end.
But it's fine, I think I prefer single-player games anyway.

>> No.18873977

>I don't think I want any pity friend requests.
It can work out pretty well sometimes. My best friend eventually admitted that he initially added me because he felt pity for me. By now I've known him for 4 years and we talk almost daily.

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I wouldn't mind adding you to hang out, anon. I'm lonely, too.

>> No.18874273
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I was about to ask what netoge the average jpsie plays, but this is stupid.
I have no idea what I'm trying to achieve here. nothing will change
I don't think I can overcome my anxiety.
Sorry for being autisic

>> No.18874306
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No worries, the offer still stands.

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I'm going to bed now, maybe I'll post my steam tomorrow when I feel better.
I probably won't, so don't get your hopes up.

>> No.18874567

Just rest up and take it easy. It's up to you.

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>> No.18878370
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I made a new steam account.
If anyone wants to add me go ahead.
This thread is about to die, so see ya

>> No.18878918

it's not pity. fuck you. fix your attitude. bitch.

>> No.18878968
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someone added me and it was pretty nice, so you're probably right.
But still, don't bully me kudasai

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Alright, see you there!

>> No.18880186

Hot steamy musky crossdressing gay penis-to-penis 2hu sex? With /jp/sies!?

>> No.18880251
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Good bye lovely homo thread

>> No.18881072

This thread will never die.

>> No.18881247


>> No.18881263

aaaany minute now

>> No.18881310

I'll miss this thread. I hope they become a regular thing now, but I don't want to make them myself because I'm too shy.

>> No.18881343

I think having a homo thread once in a while is fine. no need for regular threads

>> No.18881349

>I hope they become a regular thing now
I really hope not. When this happens to threads they lose their charm. don do dat

>> No.18881710

i've literally done this, how have i missed this thread for months?

>> No.18881888


>> No.18881950

Still not dead!

>> No.18882033

Bye thread! I'll miss you!

>> No.18882033,1 [INTERNAL] 

owned hard

>> No.18882033,2 [INTERNAL] 


>> No.18882033,3 [INTERNAL] 

I get ban from /a/ for saying Let’s Dance and deleted all my post from there
How you feel if some moron ban you?