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I want to dress up as Touhous and have lots of sloppy sex with anons also dressed up as Touhous...
die you fucking gay
>>18673127Which 2hu would you dress up as?
>>18673156You will be Reimu.
>>18673193Your favourite. Or, one with an elaborate dress to hide my manly figure..
>>18673127I want to see faggot attention whores face a firing squad then get dumped into mass unmarked graves.Fuck off and die.
Go back to Discord or Steam where you belong you neo/jp/scum.
>>18673127I've seen videos of this.
>>18673127>dress up as TouhousDon't you mean become the 2hu?
>>18673526I wish I could see videos of this.
>>18673268I want to see 3DPD Whores face a firing squad
>>18673253>to hide my manly figure.The manlier you seem the hotter it is.
>>18673375>>18673268>>18673156gaysex is protected /gayp/ heritage
>>18673916xvideos has quite a lot of them and there used to have a mega link with tons of touhou cosplay gay sex floating around some years ago.
Fellas. Is it gay to fuck /jp/sies dressed up as touhou?
My Sakuya costume arrives today.
I've seen /jp/ dressed as 2hus and its gross. Really gross.
I feel as if we had this thread before. The OP image looks very familiar.
These thread feels like 2011 over again.
gay sex with hats on!
>>18678069I only have sex with 2D drawings.
>>18675753Yeah it's pretty fucking gay.
This is nice thread.
>>18673127You're late, anon. 3D sluts already made their own JAVs while cosplaying as 2hus. There are many of them and I enjoyed that stuff.
Homosexuality is a sin.
i remember jacking off to this one momiji trap cosplay sex video a million times before realizing it was a dude
/jp/ - prison gay culture
>>18678257Foreign religious figure aren't allowed in /jp/
Hope I still fit into my Hina dress
Me in my Yukari cosplay. How do I look, /jp/?
>>18678266>>18675467citation needed please
What's Kanako-sama stance on homosexuality?
>>18678303What's Kanako-sama stance on homosexuality?
>>18678617The Mega folder had around 200 videos in it but is now dead.Check Uguuuuuu's videos on xtube for the momiji one.
>>18678238They are all shit, honestly.
>>18675753Nah, it's okay as long as they are dressed.
>>18678628Probably neutral since everyone is gay in Gensokyo.
>>18680513Hello? Where are the proofs?
>>18673127Do you guys even know how to crossdress?
I can't decide who I want to be. On the one hand I feel like just laying down and letting Marisa have her way with me, but on the other hand I want to have my way with Alice even though I'm not much like Marisa. I think I'll just be Alice. Who wants to be Marisa?
>>18679093I really should've backed up that mega folder somewhere when I still had it. Unfortunate.
>>18678014Yeah this feels pretty 2011.
>>18675753I'm sure it's gay. But if you are gay then it would't be an impediment.
>>18673127Your closest bet is joining vrchat and doing it on a private room. I would be interested in joining you.
>>18681077ill be your marisa anon! i see my self as a more dominant person so i think i could fit the role...
>>18681970>i see my self as a more dominant personYou sure don't type like one. Besides, I'm not sure if Marisa would be so dominant over Alice. Alice is more forward and Marisa's confidence is a facade.
>>18682324The eRP expert is here.
>>18680991I always crossdress at home. I even took hormones from age 19 to make myself girlier. I make a pretty decent trap.
>>18682346Ewww, the mentally deficient are here.We like men in dresses being embarassed about having their recently shaved legs rubbed against eachother and being forced to suck cocks, dude. Actually being a transgender is a whole 'nother business.
>>18682365You can remove breast tissue with surgery but you can never truly get back your hair. Even on hormones you can live as a cute androgynous guy.
>>18681230I still have a few videos from the mega folder on my harddrive, I could upload them if someone is interested.
I'd prefer to not dress up and put anons dressed up as Touhous into mating presses.
>>18682821That's fine, how do you feel about mating pressing tall ``Touhous´´?
>>18682797Please do it.
>>18683107Uploading right now, should be done in about 20 minutes
>>18683041I'll fuck anything as long as its cute.
Here you gohttps://mega.nz/#!bm5yTAxC!ur0wWQi5tnAawgg4RdMVQs9bDuXQyj2_6tXGJjCYkcs
>>18673268 Given a permanent ban for posting that. You fucking gutless wonder cunt of a mod. That's what /jp/ is all about, it's it? Attention whore faggots blogging and 3DPD generals. What a joke.
>visit /jp/ for the first time out of curiosity>this fucking threadwell at least you've cast off the shackles of shame and become truly free
>>18684259cut back on the green
>>18684454I'm trying but I wasn't wrong
Imagine hugging and kissing a cute /jp/sie dressed up as your favorite Touhou!
>>18685127I've been imagining this for the past 7 years.
>>18682383Sadly, mental illness can't be removed surgically
>>18684259There's something about posting cute girls all day that makes people actually want to be cute girls, or closer to it.
>>18682346I didn't start hormones until I was 23, but luckily the damage wasn't so bad. I still make a pretty ok trap.
>>18686852I want to hug the cute girls.2D only.
>>18685582It's only mental illness if it negatively affects your life. I just wanted to be cute and softer, so I used medical science do what I want. Mad about it, normalfag? Go bitch somewhere else that people aren't following your normalfag point of view.
>>18688310Hormones are fine in my opinion, just don't cut off your dick.
>tfw you will never be a cute girl who can dress up as 2hus and fuck other cute girls dressed up as 2hus.why live
Daily reminder flandre has the smelliest feet. >hasn't clipped her toenails in 500 years>500 years without feet wash>pale feet = more smelly
>>18689238>>18689250In a thread full of homosexuals, these are the worst gayest as in bad posts.
>>18689258Feet is the patrician fetish. If you don't want to at least give flandre a feet rub there's no hope for you.
>you'll never be a cute shota 2hu that a 2hu hag takes as her own
>>18689250Just thinking in her smelly toes and ass makes me hard.
>>18689283nuh stop. You must not touch flandre's feet, lest her smell will melt your skin off. Try to wash them first.
>>18673127You sound like a touhoumosexual tbhon desu.
>>18690088This thread smells like dirty flandre feet
>>18689292But i want smelly feets! Not boring clean ones
>>18689271FUCKING THIS, please Yukari, kanako maybe byakuren can take me ;_;
Putting this thread on life support
>>18689271>>18689250>>18684259Who are you quoting?
This thread should've gotten deleted instead of the futa thread
>>18690147Be careful what you ask for. Flandre's feet are smelly enough to melt through steel and kill all plants within a 10 lightyear radius. (´･ω･`)
>>18695147This thread still being here while >>18673156 gets deleted is living proof /lgbt/ mods are actively infecting other boards
>>18695147Futa is fucking gay, dude.
>>18695133that's not how it works
>>18695345So that's what they mean by "ability to destroy anything"
>>18695147Bleh, go be gay somewhere else faggot.
>>18696103Yes. Flandre's feet are like smelly toxic weapon uwu
I want to dress up like a dork!!
>>18695435Crossplay is Otaku Culture.
>>18698210Just so you know, there are a lot of mediocre videos included so don't get spooked if the first video you see is awful.
>>18698232Is there more? There has to be. I've seen some on random porn websites.
>>18698594The mega should contain most decent touhou crossdress videos.Check out OnaDo if you're fine with non touhou stuff.
my gf has a reimu cosplay and we do it from time to time with that onI get to be unzan
>>18678257ur mum is gay
>>18683361The file seems broken to me, I already downloaded it twice.
>>18698645What is OnaDo??Is it an abbreviation?Sorry if I'm asking stupid
>>18700646Try installing 7zip>>18700779https://www.xtube.com/profile/onado-21863911
>>18702543It worked, though I kind of expected it to be more arousing...
>>18704824I personally really like the momiji videos by yuko3, the momiji x sakuya videos and the YUUE's cosex videos but as I said before there are a lot of mediocre videos included.
>>18704824It would be better if they were white guys.
>>18704879Maybe, some western crossdressers and shemales can be pretty good at confusing my dick. Now if only some dressed as 2hus...
im glad that this thread exists
>>18673127would u a toohoo kig
>>18709054>>18709059This is uncanny
>>18673127Me too. Oh god I want this.
>>18689271i want this so much...
There are not enough videos of crossdressers having cute lewd sex with each other
>>18709059i wish i good find good fucking vids. all i run into is bondage.
>>18714017post the links
>>18722173This is a good Reimu.
All these jaypees who turned gay out of desperation.
>>18724005I've always been this way, I just like crossdressing for some reason. (´• ω •`)
there are some nice gay cosplay videos of marisa and patcho in pornhub and xvideos
>>18689271I want to be a cute Shota that is kidnaped and sexually bullied(raped) by a mom 2hu.
>>18696606No, that's a Jesus thing.
I want to be fucked by a Futanari Yuuka
>>18725217i wanna stick my peepee into her big gaping peehole!
>>18725322you really really sure?
>>18725952Are you really, really sure?
>>18729417Patchy steped on a lego again, fuck Flandre! be careful with your toys
>>18725217Yes, pretty sure!
>>18729413N-no, just realized those are her tits. I tought that was an ass she was going to eat.
>>18725217That is one big peepee.
>>18732913Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
>>18689298I'll give you a (You) because that's a great pun desu
I want to do it, /jp/...
>>18740929Do you want to do it, or do you want to have it done to you?
>>18673127Okay, but you're definitely the bottom.
I want to dress up as Marisa and please other anons.
>>18742708Same, but dressed as Alice instead of Marisa.
>>18736428That's me when I realize I feel lonely but that I hate people at the same time
I’d dress up as Eiki and judge all of your tiny dicks!
>>18725217Man, I wish the other one's would get translated. I REALLY wanna read more about Yuuka's eternal humiliations of being forcibly transformed into a hypnotized penis-wife slave.
>>18741249Just how I like it.
I wonder what the top/bottom ratio in this thread is.
>>18751422I wonder what the racial makeup of this thread is.
>>18673127i've done this before I thinkI don't remember what happened or how I got there seeing I never leave my house
I want to become a 2hu and live in 2hu-land.
I would fuck the shit out of a /jp/sie dressed as reimu but only if it's a japanese girl.
I want to dress up as Sakuya and have a a sexy crossdressing Remilla cos-player treat me like their dog.
What's going on here
>>18688310It's considered a mental illness when someone thinks taking something unnatural because their brain say's using chemicals to alter their hormonal make up is normal for aesthetics just to get acknowledgement from others. Mad about it, faggot? Go act like a fag somewhere else that people aren't following your /lgbt/ point of view.
>>18678385u look like a power ranger needs to beat ur ass
>>18769405Humans haven't been natural since they crawled out of caves. Go shill the natural order somewhere else.
>>18769405Why does animals act gay by humping each other to show their dominance then? I have my right to show my dominance towards other 2hu/jp/sies.
I think we should have a touhou competition, anons with the highest score would be on topof course you could lose on purpose
>>18673127This is also a test.
What happened to cooking with Alice? I want him to cum in my food
>>18787963I thought she revealed her face.
>>18751422Like 90% bottom, tabun
>>18788031If it's a girl that sucks
>>18746238everyone keeps stepping on legos in this thread, wtf? flan had better clean up her toys
>>18673127>>18683361I wish this was updated.
i love you all. i want to have soft and intimate sex with everyone of you filthy neets. i just want a way to show my love and appreciation for everyone in jp.
>>18793168i love you too!
/jp/ makes the gay come to stay.
>>18793168>soft and intimate sexNo thanks. Love and lust are two separate things and need to be treated as such
>>18797071I'm not gay but my love for touhou is stronger than my heterosexuality
>>18797510So you'd dress up like a 2hu and having gay sex with another /jp/ sissy dressed as a 2hu? Totally straight!
>>18797071Is it also gay if I'd willingly do it with a real girl, but only as long as it's femdom?
>>18799287Yes, incredibly so. All 2hus should have penises, anon.
Why does /jp/ fantasize about being effeminate and having gay crossdressing cosplay sex with other guys?
>>18805971Because it's fun and strenghtens our bonds!
>>18805971It ain't gay if both wears skirt!
>>18680513>Nihon shinto obsession with 'natural order'>not seeing deviant homosex as kegarethe absolute delusion.
>>18805971I think it's more gay that you like masculine things like men's clothes or having a masculine body ... I mean, even something "hetero" is 50% homosexual. If they are 2 guys doing crossdressing and they are effeminate, the thing is 95% yuri! Not (male) gay!
>>18805986I feel funny now.
>>18806103b u s h i d o u shido
>>18805971>>18805986>>18805992/jp/ meet up is actually a gay Touhou cosplaying convention!?
>>18807506Again,it's not gay if we all wear skirts.
>>18807528Well use protection or you could get pregnant.
/jp/ - just penises
>>18787963What a lovely kitchen. I'm jealous.
>>18810544To be fair, the problem with the penis is that it's attached to a male. And males are, by and large, unattractive as all hell.If we stuck them on girls, or just made guys cute and attractive, everything would be much better.
>>18810691So basically newhalfs or futas?
>>18811045Sure. Or "draw a girl, call it a boy" tier traps.Basically anything that is too good to actually exist in reality.
I want to cum in a /jp/sie's dickhole so bad my semen reaches his testicles!
>>18812175I want to turn all /jp/sies into cute 2hu cosplaying sissies!
>>18812179Are you going to blackmail them into taking HRT like that guy from /r9k/?
>>18812196>blackmailWouldn't most /jp/sies jump at the chance of being girly as fuck and living a completely sedentary life style where they get what they want as long as they put out?
>>18812196I remember a picture with some guy inside a cage or something, are these two things related? The cage picture was probably staged though.
>>18812297No, this is a new thinghttps://youtu.be/asybQ4vO46o
>>18812312Oh okay,I'm not gonna watch that video though cause I already feel sad enough today.I can't handle stories like this.
>>18812288Most /jp/sies, I suspect, can't distinguish fantasy and reality.
>>18812340Its going to happen to you.
>>18812746Can't happen to me cuz I never leave the house.
>>18812312thank God that I own the three treasures and the disease of wanting to be a trap does not affect me
>>18812901Eh, wasn't Byakuren the three treasures gal? Am I missing something?
imagine...holding hands with a /jp/...
>>18813201Taoists and Buddhists have three treasures, although different.For taoism they are:being gentlefrugalityand be modest ... although it's more to live without need of tryhard desires
>>18812312I honestly don't see the issue with the entirety of /r9k/ committing suicide
>>18813957Imagine cleaning all those piss bottles covered in blood.
welcome to /gayp/
>>18818825gosh darn sjis tags fucking up my text placement
I go to a few conventions a year in america and when I notice a Touhou cosplay 90% of the time it's obviously a dude. The last 10% is a tossup.
>>18821373I wonder what percentage of these guys secretly gets aroused while crossplaying
>>18822728This is my fetish.Going to a con and crossplaying as a ``joke´´ and then getting fugged in the restroom.
>>18675753As gay as it gets.
>3DPDThis is not okay!
>>18827174>japan>population>>18822752>and then getting fugged in the restroom.Keep in in closet.
>>18812312Got removed, fuck.What was it?
>>18832648some stupid /r9k/ drama
>>18832648It was fake news perpetrated by an attention whore discord user. No one actually got blackmailed into suicide or HRT. There were only a couple of doxxings that no one gave a shit about.
>>18832648Moot cosplaying Cirno.
>>18683361Just what I needed.
Hmm, I've been loking to do something like that, but I don't know where should I look for quality cosplay.Or where should I look for custom others.
saving this jaypee culture
God I want a /jp/sie anon to sit on my face so bad.
>>18678288>/jp/More like 2010s internet...
Imagine all the /jp/sies in a 2hu dick sex orgy!
>>18844100You mean to say that I can suck all these dicks?!?
Just go to /jp/ meetup silly.
But what if I don’t have the cosplay available?
>>18832720super damage control.jpg
I want to mercilessly pound a /jp/sie butt!
What's the percentage of bottoms on /jp/? Like 90%?
>>18845276Probably.Too bad that I'm too tall to bottombut I guess someone has to top.
>>18845347>too tall to bottom
>>18845365I dont know, I just think it would be awkward for the other person because I'm pretty tall.
>>18845404Y'all look the same through a gloryhole.
>>18845411That's a good point.
>>18845425I don't know how tall you are but I'm 6'0 and I've never had problems with bottoming.
>>18845455I'm 6'1I don't weight much so maybe that counter-balances it but at the same time I don't even know why I worry about stuff like this because its not like I will ever fug anyone anyways.
>>18689271how possible you think of a 2hu shota to exist ?gensokyo mostly consists of raging lesbian and bisexual futa, with a low percentage of male (5/136), so if you were a 2hu, chances you will not be a 2hu shota
I want an anon to dress up as Alice for me and let me pound their cute butt.
>>18678014I miss old /jp/. I was actually responsible for many of those gay shitposts. Was even storytelling about my gay teenage adventures.
>>18845797Those (too) rare shotacized touhous being gay with each others are just absolute pure gold. Being a cute Alice with a super small cute clitty being heavily groped by an horny Marisa or a mean Reimu would be worth going to hell.
>tfw your dick is too big for the average anons asshole
>>18856160How big are we talking here?
I don't want 3D /jp/ies! I want a 2D /jp/sie like Rinnosuke!
>>18856214like a big water bottle
>>18856272It certainly wouldn't be the biggest I've taken.
I want to crossplay as Nue and let a /jp/sie fuck my smooth, hairless thighs.
>>18856523Is /jp/'s gayness due to anime?
>>18856563I don't think watching anime makes you gay, it only helps you to discover your true gayness.I was like 5 years old the first (and last) time I crossdressed and I sure as hell didn't watch anime back then.
>>18856634>crossdressingThat's gay lite. Try slobbering on your best friend's cock for 5 minutes.
wow /jp/ boys were really MEANT to be bredi guess everyone hates sanae because she reminds her of themselves the people who love her have embraced their inner /jp/slut after all: /jp/ - just penis
Quiero vestirme como una Touha y tener un monton de sexo descuidado con otros anonimos tambien vestidos como Touhas...
inb4 50% of the people there are dressed up as mokou
>>18856692Reading stuff like this always makes me feel funny inside,not in a good way. Probably because I really want to experience something like this, but I can't.Maybe my desire to suck a dick will help me to finally overcome my hikki ways..
>>18856787Yeah it's great. The feeling of his warm hard cock hitting against the back of your throat, and feeling it squirm and throb as he pumps his hot cum directly down your stomach.It's pretty good if I do say so myself.
>>18856807AHHHHHHHHHHYou're driving me nuts
>>18856841Then what are you waiting for? Install grindr already.
>>18856880>Advocating for 3DPD
>>18856904It's fine if it's a fellow crossdressing /jp/sie isn't it? Though you wouldn't be able to find any on grindr.
>>18856880I've been on this site for about 10 years and up until recently I barely made any posts. I'm making progress but I can't even play competitive multiplayer games, let alone leave the house, there is no way I could meet up with some random stranger. I might see a therapist soon, but that's easier said than done.Sorry for blogging
I want to tie /jp/sies up and break them!
I want to cuddle a /jp/sie and fall asleep with them in bed.
>>18856952>>18856984Both very tempting offers.
>>18856915>>18856915Grindr is a bad idea regardless, you just need to find another cute /jp/sie who feels the same way about things. It won't be as awkward and you'll probably make each other a lot happier.
>>18857322I probably just need a friend.I always thought that I don't mind being alone, but maybe I do.Sorry for shitting up the Jay with my blogshit, but talking about this makes me feel a little bit better.
>2017>having sex in meatspaceenjoy your hpv, herpes and literal cancer I guess tbhon
>>18857427>I probably just need a friend.If you're thinking and typing that, it's definitely true.
>>18857800I don't know, I feel fine most of the time, it's just when I get depressed it really hurts.But it doesn't happen that often so it's not the end of the world.
>>18857762>he doesn't want a virgin /jp/ >he doesn't want to get tested enjoy your viral load and destruction of dna (cancer)
>>18856912It's only fine if it remains words on a screen accompanied by images of touhous and/or cropped doujin panels
>>18859033But it's such a waste that a perfectly fine hole is left unused.
>>18863287This thread is certified /jp/ culture. This goes back to our roots. Do yourself a favor and get out of my board. We don't need any more new tertiary shitters in our premises. Kill yourself kudasai.
Slay the gay
/jp/ is gay as always. Not sure if it is good or bad thing. Probably both.
>>18859100I'm hard now.
>>18857874you don't have any friends?post your steam or discord and I'm sure plenty of people will add you
>>18868324I don't get it.
>>18872647I don't think I want any pity friend requests.It would just be a waste of time. I had random friend requests after games before, they never type anything and I don't initiate a conversation because I don't want to be a nuisance.Nothing ever happens and they just remove me in the end.But it's fine, I think I prefer single-player games anyway.
>>18873918>I don't think I want any pity friend requests.It can work out pretty well sometimes. My best friend eventually admitted that he initially added me because he felt pity for me. By now I've known him for 4 years and we talk almost daily.
>>18873918I wouldn't mind adding you to hang out, anon. I'm lonely, too.
>>18873977>>18874252I was about to ask what netoge the average jpsie plays, but this is stupid.I have no idea what I'm trying to achieve here. nothing will changeI don't think I can overcome my anxiety.Sorry for being autisic
>>18874273No worries, the offer still stands.
>>18874306ThanksI'm going to bed now, maybe I'll post my steam tomorrow when I feel better.I probably won't, so don't get your hopes up.
>>18874434Just rest up and take it easy. It's up to you.
>>18874567I made a new steam account.https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198831942535/If anyone wants to add me go ahead.This thread is about to die, so see ya
>>18873918it's not pity. fuck you. fix your attitude. bitch.
>>18878918Sorrysomeone added me and it was pretty nice, so you're probably right.But still, don't bully me kudasai
>>18878370Alright, see you there!
Hot steamy musky crossdressing gay penis-to-penis 2hu sex? With /jp/sies!?
Good bye lovely homo thread
This thread will never die.
aaaany minute now
I'll miss this thread. I hope they become a regular thing now, but I don't want to make them myself because I'm too shy.
>>18881310I think having a homo thread once in a while is fine. no need for regular threads
>>18881310>I hope they become a regular thing nowI really hope not. When this happens to threads they lose their charm. don do dat
i've literally done this, how have i missed this thread for months?
Still not dead!
Bye thread! I'll miss you!
>>18683660,1 owned hard
>>18683660,1 I get ban from /a/ for saying Let’s Dance and deleted all my post from there >>18882033,1 >>18882033,2 How you feel if some moron ban you?