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Come down where it's wetter

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>> No.18638762

Maids are olev

>> No.18638793

Lilims are olev

>> No.18638794
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18638794

Surrender to the might of Wonderland Centaur.

>> No.18638820

>>18638651
maybey for most people, but not for me

>> No.18638836

>>18638794
Never. KC said he's finished with Wonderland

>> No.18638849

>>18638836
Good

>> No.18638857

>>18638836
so what is next?

>> No.18638865

>>18638857
Neverland

>> No.18638871

>>18638857
>>18638865
Otherland

>> No.18638882

>>18638836
He said that and then Jubjub/Humpty Egg, and Trumpart.

>> No.18638889

>>18638836
>Done with Wonderland

A bold claim, but where are the proofs?

Fuck I want a Cockatrice image of that proofs thing.

>> No.18638891
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Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

>> No.18638912
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>>18638836
Surrender to the might of Automaton Centaur

>> No.18638918

>>18638891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhCgAoggX8
I want you to know that I held myself back from posting this the first time you posted that.

>> No.18638925
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18638925

qt muscular onis

>> No.18638926
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18638926

>>18638889

>> No.18638955

>>18638820
Even if you have literal autism you can do it. It's very formulaic.

>> No.18638973

>>18638926
>a 4chan post with no quote is proof
>"I don't know where he said it but..."
That's my uncle works at nintendo levels of proof.

>> No.18638981
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18638981

I only buy the finest yogurts for my waifu.

>> No.18638994

>>18638981
Can monsters ever eat yogurt normally?

>> No.18639005
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18639005

dragon queens are for _____!

>> No.18639011

>>18639005
Submitting to.

>> No.18639015
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>>18639005
Cuddling.

>> No.18639025

>>18639005
laying

>> No.18639036
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>> No.18639042

>>18638871
Oneeland.

>> No.18639049

>>18639036

I want both.

>> No.18639055

>>18638926
This sounds like a monstergirl encyclopedia entry.

>> No.18639058
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>> No.18639063

>>18639005
Breaking into her hoard with my waifu for a heist.

>> No.18639092

>>18639058
Is this Setz?

>> No.18639102
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18639102

Loving the maids!

>> No.18639152

>>18639102
>>/jp/image/cJWwJqx_mnDe0wk1fv3Odg
Stop.

>> No.18639155
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>>18639005
Slaying

>> No.18639159

>>18639152
>he hasn't filtered the image

>> No.18639166

>>18639159
>Not filtering every post that contains vowels

>> No.18639171

>>18639005
Giving a family too. Also, all dragons are royalty.

>> No.18639181

>>18639166
but if you did that you'd eliminate every post.

>> No.18639183

>>18639005
The sweet cold grip of Undeath.

>> No.18639187
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18639187

Anons with non-mge waifus, who is your lucky lady?

>> No.18639192

>>18639181
It gives me well needed peace and quiet.

>> No.18639197
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18639197

>>18639187
Holo a great

>> No.18639200
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>>18639187
7 years and going strong.

>> No.18639225
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>>18639187
This abomination.

>> No.18639238

>>18639092
Yes.

>> No.18639264
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18639264

>>18638836
>>18638926
>Done with Wonderland
>He could've easily made Greenworm appeal to the onee-san and multi-arms crowd by making her into a blue "Ara ara" type MG with three or four pairs of arms
>Luring in men with soporific, almost opiate like smoke from a hookah mixed with her personal mana
>Telling men who wander into the gargantuan forests that It's best to stop worrying about whether or not two inches tall is a fine height or not as she nurses him into orgasm. Over and over.

>> No.18639266
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18639266

>>18639187

>> No.18639273
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>>18639152
Report and ignore.

>> No.18639278
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>>18639264
Dodo/Duchess in a big poofy dress when?

>> No.18639281

>>18639278
What kind of girl would a Dodo be?

>> No.18639286

Watch out for bridge trolls!

>> No.18639288
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18639288

>>18639187
Our Lady of Fluff.

>> No.18639299

>>18639281
Stuck up noble? Someone who basically lectures newcomers to Wonderland on the """rules""" of the place and has them do ridiculous errands that corrupt them with Wonderland's illogic?

Basically not a trickster like the Cheshire Cat, but not quite as high up the totem pole as the Red Queen. An authority figure that ensnares people with rules and arguments, all while being aristocratically lewd as fuck.

>> No.18639314

>>18639299
Sounds like my kind of lady.

>> No.18639317

>>18639187
Can't post her

>> No.18639322
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18639322

>>18639288
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11072

>> No.18639330

>>18639322
>hammer
No thanks.

>> No.18639340
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Warning: Batteries overcharged

>> No.18639347

>>18639340
And that's how that Automaton snusnu'd her young master and made him a man.

>> No.18639351
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18639351

Are there any monsters who retained what their venom/poison/acid/whatever did when they became girls, or did they all just become some flavor of 'makes guys horny'? I feel like some of the paralytic or acidic ones could still fun.

>> No.18639361

>>18639351
Acids that could melt away clothes might be useful to a lewd monster, but yeah. It seems like anything that used venom for hunting is kinda screwed.

>> No.18639369

>>18639351
Hornet girl stings can paralyze men so they can easily carry them to their hive.

>> No.18639378

>>18639351
Does a Sandworm's internal fluids melt clothes too?

>> No.18639380

>>18639351
I want to force her to birth a whole pack of Girros girls. Breed the lizard.

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>>18639351
Take a wild guess.

>> No.18639391
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18639391

>>18639351
I think she'd still has her paralytic bite. Just look at her fang.

You're gonna get squeezed tight after she does that though.

>> No.18639399

>>18639351
MGE? I don't think so, but that doesn't stop you from doing so.

>> No.18639400

>>18639391
Poor Naja. Bug stick already invalidated her most dangerous move when it could just jump. How will she compete with bugcopters now?

>> No.18639432

>Married to a Cheshire
>Attending your very successful, very rich brother's wedding
>You're the best man
>There are a lot of rich and powerful people attending
>Halfway through the ceremony, you feel a sensation on your cock
>Your eyes snap to your wife, who has the most evil grin you've ever seen on her face
>Your cock swells, but nothing in your pants changes
>You feel your cock slide into something tight and immediately realize what happened
>As if waiting for your realization, she mouths "It's in my ass" at you
>She then shifts in her seat a bit, making sure to wiggle her hips as much as she can without calling attention to herself
>You look to her left and see her sister doing everything in her power to stifle her laughter
>You silently pray that your poker face holds and decide that when this is all over, you're going to turn your wife's ass so red that it'll be visible from space

>> No.18639435

>>18639347
Automanee would never steal her young master's virginity!

>> No.18639444

>>18639435
No one knows how they'll behave when their core is rebooting thanks to that Raiju.

>> No.18639467

>>18639444
Raiju is going to regret her actions after master's sisters are done with him.

>> No.18639470
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18639470

>>18639435
>>18639444

>> No.18639480

>>18639435
An onahole can't take your virginity. Automatons are free to use their stress relieving functions on a technicality.

>> No.18639499

>>18639470
See, this is why you make her IFF protocols a priority on rebooting. Otherwise you're gonna have a half-crazed Automaton coming after you.

>> No.18639510

>>18639480
Damn those cute Automatons and their technicalities!

>> No.18639521
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>> No.18639539
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18639539

Are ushis disappointed if you don't react much?

>> No.18639551

>>18639432
>the state of 2018's mgt storywriting

>> No.18639559

I want to snort powdered raging mushrooms out of my daughteru's asshole!

>> No.18639560
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18639560

>Excuse me sir, do you have a second to listen to the word of Poseidon?

>> No.18639572

>>18639560
Depends, you got a minute or two to be disappointed?

>> No.18639576

>>18639560
Do they have internet down there?

>> No.18639580

>>18639539
Well, the vanilla Arachne's profile says they get bored and release their victim if he doesn't struggle while they're raping him. Perhaps the Ushi-Oni is the same way.

>> No.18639590

>>18639551
Greentexts have been a thing since before Jesus founded America.

>> No.18639610
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>>18639288
We already have a lady of fluff.

>> No.18639619

>>18639551
Bollocks pls

>> No.18639624

>>18639610
Too bad that one has car tires for hands.

>> No.18639639

>>18639619
That was unironically not even me. I actually enjoy greentexts for the most part. Stupid e-drama that seems to sprout up every other day here in recent weeks, not so much.

>> No.18639641
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>>18639624
Yet she still gives great handjobs.

>> No.18639643

>>18639560
>Full day of rejections
>Everyone is either too busy, uninterested or actively hostile
>She tries to keep up a cheerful smile, but it's so hard
>Then someone finally stops and listens to her
>He's super attentive, ask thoughtful questions.
>The talk stretches into a long conversation, touching upon theology and philosophy she hasn't had a chance to talk about in years. He seems very convinced.
>She might just get her first conversion!
>Her heart races, her tone goes from measured and deliberate to intensely personal, so happy she could cry.
>It's so close!
>He's so close!
>Suddenly he shrugs, says "Sounds kinda silly" and leaves her without another word
Do your best, Missionary-chan.

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https://exhentai.org/g/546477/8b2b10c320/

>> No.18639660 [SPOILER] 
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>>18639652

>> No.18639662
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>>18639643
>Local man dragged into the sea
>Suspect says she has had enough of the rejections
>Bought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>> No.18639672
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>>18639660

>> No.18639677

>>18639624
Big meaty paws are a blessing you plebeians could never appreciate.

>> No.18639685

>>18639677
Put pillows over both of your hands and attempt to do anything.

>> No.18639696
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What are the best ideas you've had for alternate hairstyles/colors/outfits/colorschemes, etc. regarding species you like?

>> No.18639705
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>>18639677
Holding hands with Yeti-chan and walking to school!

>> No.18639712

>>18639696
Any royalty/noble/high class MG with twin drills

>> No.18639715 [DELETED] 

>>18639696
Stop posting obese girls.

>> No.18639720

>>18639712
All royal MGs need either drills or a hime cut.

>> No.18639722 [DELETED] 

>>18639715
She needs those titties to feed her daughterus.

>> No.18639723 [DELETED] 

>>18639722
Fatfags leave.

>> No.18639736

>>18639643
What if you told her she can tell you about Poseidon all she wants if she Marrys you

>> No.18639737

>>18639696
White hair and red eyes.

>> No.18639747

>>18639696
A black/crimson dragon with gradient orange hair and golden eyes.

>> No.18639751

>>18639696
Satyros with cream coloured fur and hair preferring to wear a rather demure robe stained in grape juices from the pulping process, the fur on her lower legs near her ankle blending into the deep violet-red colour of her monastery's brewery.

Red Dragons wearing gold filigree on their horns to show status and attract the affectations of menfolk.

>> No.18639752

>>18639696
Night Gaunt that looks like Rei Ayanami.

>> No.18639753
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>>18639696
She needs all that fluff to survive the harsh winters of the Ice Queen

>> No.18639766

>>18639753
It's only after I see this colored that I notice that Latenight drew that squirrel with thick proportions.

>> No.18639768

>>18639696
My best idea has been Kobolds with dark hair and a predisposition for wearing latex.

>> No.18639779
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>>18639696
This one.

>> No.18639786

>>18639779
Actually pretty cute.

>> No.18639795

>>18639779
Cute nerd bird. I wonder what sort of literature she likes. I'm gonna guess poetry.

>> No.18639800

>>18639786
I know.

>> No.18639813

>>18639766
He draws all of his girls nice and plump.

>> No.18639815

>>18639753

>Fall comes
>Northern monster girls (ratas, white horns, trolls, etc.)delight in cheescakes, pumpkin pies, cranberry stuffing, and other autumnal flavors until they're nice, fluffy, and warm through the winter months

>Spring cometh
>Gym membership spikes as the "Oh god, that cute swimsuit I wanted to seduce my husband with doesn't fucking fit anymore!" panic sets in
>Akaname-chan's "Guaranteed Slim!" no matter how much you eat dietary supplement ripped from store shelves like a black friday in April
>Self help groups towards the end of summer where girls pledge to "keep off the pounds this time no matter how tasty pumpkin spice is."
>Guess how well that goes

The seasons are a cruel and vicious cycle to those ruled by their baser instincts.

>> No.18639826

>>18639800
I mean I personally don't usually see Crow Tengu as cute but she's got that sort of wall-flower appeal to her. Kind of like Velma

>> No.18639833

>>18639696
To be honest the best alternate hairstyles I've seen are those belonging to my mice. Bless diathorn for helping me pick qt hairstyles.

>> No.18639851

>>18639720
I'd love to see a black haired hime cut Vampire living in Zipangu as a miko.

>> No.18639857
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>>18639747
Are you the dragonfag who got this? You have an amazing taste anon.

>> No.18639880

>>18639857
That I am and thanks! I really love how she came out and nano did too good of a job making her look cute.
I want my head between her thighs.

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>>18639815
Clearly the best way for them to lose weight is to go on a sexercise regime!

>> No.18639918

>>18639826
That's what they're best at. Being unassuming and dorky, but cute enough to make you want to do all sorts of cutelewd with her.

>> No.18639924

>>18639815
That’s nice, although I’d probably have a grizzly that alters between ripped and strongfat

>> No.18639934
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>>18639696
A loli anubis wearing this.

>> No.18639942

>>18639934
Not for long.

>> No.18640014

>>18639903
>tfw you will never turn a rata into a super adorable kissu slut

>> No.18640019
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18640019

You may now kiss the bride.

>> No.18640020

>>18639942
It would look really good while it lasted, though.

>> No.18640033

>>18639815
Usually I love my monsters thicc, but I wouldn't mind my waifu slimming down in the spring then plumping up for winter over and over again. Not like she'll lose any fat in those big tits and ass she's got anyways.

>> No.18640037

>>18640019
I'm gonna look her in the eyes while I say 'I do'

>> No.18640049

>>18640019
Would rape beaming the audience be in poor taste or her duty as a hostess?

>> No.18640055

>>18640014
I want to turn Rata-chan into a kissu slut and then make her wear a padlocked ball gag all day!

>> No.18640072
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You wouldn't cheat on your monster waifu would you?
Even if other monster girls were trying to take you from her?

>> No.18640075

>>18640055
Anon, that's really hot. I mean, as long as you un-gag her for all the kissus she can handle at some point of course.

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>> No.18640079
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>>18640072
Only an asshole would cheat on a Unicorn.

>> No.18640084

>>18640072
Nope, I'd learn to protect myself and I'd become even stronger and a better man for her, I just have to hope tht wouldn't attract more monsters.

>> No.18640088

>>18640076
>that chin
Yamero.

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>>18639705
Nursing handjobs from nurse yeti!

>> No.18640128

>>18640126
Anon no! That's malpractice!

>> No.18640150

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing gets a monster girls breeding drive going than a man pampering a werekitten that just layed down in his lap.

>> No.18640156

Smart Greenworm at law school! She should really take some breaks from time to time and relax, but her grades are impeccable!

>> No.18640164

>>18640156
Its because she eats healthy when she studies!
Only carrot sticks and fruit slices!

>> No.18640175

>>18640156
I bet she has a talent for oral dictation.

>> No.18640187

>>18640175
I don't think so anon, her mouth is all wiggly and weird!

>> No.18640188

>Monster girl adopts a young orphan boy
>Her motherly, non romantic love for him is so possessive that she decides that the only woman who will ever be good enough for him is one that she's created herself
>Gets herself pregnant with the intent to give birth to a daughter that she can groom into the perfect wife for her son

>> No.18640198

>>18640187
Well she would have to, because she can't even hold a pen! She could finger type I suppose, but Law school will be tough on this Nerdworm

>> No.18640205

>>18640198
It's okay, she can take it! She's gonna prove to everybody that you can't underestimate Greenworms!

>> No.18640208

>>18640188
Cute! The father would probably think she's a bit weird though and might tell the son to do whatever he think it's best.

>> No.18640214

Automaton who behaves completely normally, but occasionally calls you "baby", "hottie", etc. instead of "master".

>> No.18640230
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18640230

>>18640205
Who could say no to this face?
>>18640214
I dig it, and maybe occasionally she could get away with "meatbag" and "fleshstick"

>> No.18640243

>>18640072
I mean, it's not really cheating with monster girls, so I'd sleep around but I wouldn't cheat.

>> No.18640249
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>you will never create a new universe with your goddess waifu through sex

>> No.18640255

>>18640249
Thats a lot of hair
I bet she goes through gallons of shampoo

>> No.18640267
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18640267

Sleepy daughterus!

>> No.18640271

>>18640249
Sucks. Having sex with my waifu and getting her pregnant would be great.
I wonder how dragons act the moment they are impregnanted by their loved one.

>> No.18640276

>>18640267
>tiny daughterus sleeping in hand-beds
muh heart

>> No.18640278

>>18639322

I like that she likes being on top. I love the idea of Ran being a beast in the sheets.

>> No.18640281

>>18640267
What races would be born small enough to do this?

>> No.18640286

>>18640230
Greenworms look low level enough to grind on for exp!

>> No.18640290

>>18640281
Most that hatch from eggs, I'd imagine.

>> No.18640304

>>18640286
Greenworms are almost certainly a starting town monster. That just makes them easy to bully.

>> No.18640306

>>18640267
>no dormouse imouto that clings to you like a magnet whenever she takes a nap

>> No.18640312

>>18640230
>maybe occasionally she could get away with "meatbag"
Now you made me think of one with HK-47's personality, thanks Anon.

>> No.18640322

>>18640304
Every day, hundreds of Greenworms are 'bullied' by low level heroes and adventurers!

https://imgur.com/a/uJZuz

>> No.18640324

>>18640304
>>18640286
You'll regret Greenworm bullying when you run into the Level 99 Papillon.

>> No.18640361

>>18640322
>https://imgur.com/a/uJZuz

I bet she takes the long way to school in the morning. You know, the path with that extra bumpy road.

>> No.18640403

>>18640324
Whopping 1 Con.

>> No.18640424
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>>18638757
>watching Blue Planet II
>polyp colonies can link up to become longer than blue whales
Yeah no thanks, Sea Slimes are scary.

>> No.18640445

>>18640324
>Papillon uses Harden!
>It's Super Effective!
Manipulating a man's boner from afar is quite useful.

>> No.18640491

>>18640150
This time of year cats begin to lose their winter coat. Be wary of a mat of hair being left behind in your lap when she leaves.

>> No.18640503

>>18640324
It's all fun and games until she starts sounding you with her proboscis.

>> No.18640509
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18640509

How do you like your horns?

>> No.18640512

>>18640424
Inside a Sea Slime is probably one of the safest places to be in the whole ocean. They have few natural predators.

>> No.18640513
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>>18640150
Well then, this should get all the Echidnas hot and bothered.

>> No.18640522

>>18640512
>shipwrecked man gains a harem of countless Slimes all acting in unison to provide him with food and shelter in the inhospitable world of the oceans
Oh man.

>> No.18640528

>>18640509
Those twisty-twirly ones look pretty cool.

>> No.18640593

>>18640509
I much prefer soft fluffy ears to hard pointy horns anon.

>> No.18640612

How does your waifu feel about driving cars anon? Does she even have a body type that would fit in a car?

>> No.18640614

>>18640509
>human male
>165-168 cm
Manlet

>> No.18640618

Comfy story where a woman goes monster to have children when?

>> No.18640619

>>18640612
>TFW waifu can't heel-toe
Oh well, everything's automatic here anyway.

>> No.18640626

>>18640324
Greenworms are dummies
They probably have the memory span of goldfish

>> No.18640628

>>18640612
Kikimoras love driving their masters around.
Too bad they all drive like Irisviel.

>> No.18640630

>>18640612
She's big and has wings and a tail so I doubt she could. Chauffeurs would suit her economic position better.
>>18640614
What's that? I can't hear you from all the way up there. Why don't you step down here and say that to my face?

>> No.18640634

>>18640626
Goldfish have surprisingly good memories. Your memes are at an end, good sir!
>>18640628
HNNGH

>> No.18640650
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18640650

Picture soldier beetles and green worms together, chilling and munching on fruit

>> No.18640658

>>18640612
I don't think she'd drive very much anon, though I would do my best to teach her. She'd probably be far too distracted by things to drive safely, and shed much prefer to ride shotgun while I drive so she can stick her head out the window. She'd always have it on her mind when in the car, even though she'd only actually do it when we take drives very late at night. She'd be far too embarrassed if anyone saw her doing anything so childish!

>> No.18640666

>>18640612
I feel like a shog would get incredibly jealous of cars, with how attached people get to them. She'd probably try to replicate it but I would think it would be too complicated.

>> No.18640668

>>18640650
Picture Solider Beetles and Green Worms getting intoxicated by fermented apples and can't stop Order Knights from bullying them.
Order Knights drawingdicks on their faces, putting silly hats on them and giving them ugly haircuts.

>> No.18640674

>>18640612
I don't have a license so I guess she'd have to drive me places if we don't want to risk MGC transit.
Though what kind of car could a 5' 1" Demon comfortably drive?

>> No.18640682

>>18640658
KDF your wife has issues.

>> No.18640689

>>18640628
>crazy Kiki drivers
I like the idea that 99.9% of the time they're their regular selves but in very specific circumstances like driving their slav instincts take over.

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>>18640650
>>18640668
That's way too cute.

>> No.18640698

>>18640650
>>18640690
There must be a place where such harmonious existense is real and I will now go write about it.

>> No.18640700

>>18640612
She would probably be capable of doing so, but wouldn't like to due to a combination of not being exposed to vehicles most of her life, and them being very loud and fast. I like to think she would hold onto me as I drove to reassure herself.

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18640702

>>18638757

MUH

MERMAID OP!?!?!

I- I never thought I'd see the day *sniff*

Godspeed op

Would anyone here date a levia san? I like her so much I'd date two levia san, not three though cuz that would be too many

>> No.18640707

>>18640612
Sillyslimes going to learn to drive whether she likes it or not.

>> No.18640709

>>18640658
There's nothing to be ashamed of. A dog is a dog after all.

>> No.18640715

>>18640702
Nice abs on her.

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>>18640698
throw a mantis in for good measure if you can

>> No.18640728

>>18640722
What's a drunk mantis like?

>> No.18640730

>>18640722
Are they omnivorous?

>> No.18640731

>>18640728
Jackie Chan from Drunken Master.

>> No.18640739

>>18640682
I'll admit she has a bit of a complex because she's always worried that if people know about her love of childish things then they'll see her as just another plain immature dog girl and not as a successful chemist, but it's not debilitating or even all that unhealthy most of the time.

>>18640709
See, I'd have to approach it with more of a "there's nothing wrong with liking the things you like honey" angle, but you're close.

>> No.18640743

>>18640702
>I- I never thought I'd see the day *sniff*
Fuck off you enormous faggot.

>> No.18640749

>>18640728
Just sits there as order knights play with her face.
Making it look like she's smiling and moving her mouth to make it look like she's saying Order Knights are the coolest and she stinks.

>> No.18640754

>>18640739
>successful chemist
Wish my wife had marketable skills, but no she's just a feudal overlord, and how is that any different from running a protection racket?

>> No.18640766

>>18640743

no, fuck you

>> No.18640767

>>18640754
A feudal overlord sounds much classier and more official anon.

>> No.18640770

>>18640754
She'd be cut out for middle management.

>> No.18640773

>>18640767
>>18640770
I just can't see it.

>> No.18640774

>>18640739
>a successful chemist
So that;s how you'd fund your degenerate fetishes.

>> No.18640787

>>18640774
You know it anon, custom sex toys/contraptions and made-to-measure latex outfits are anything but cheap. The money would just be an extra perk for my waifu though, she does magical chemistry because she loves it and has a passion for it. Plus, her childhood dream was to be the mad scientist who gives herself superpowers, and like I said, she is all about those childhood things.

>> No.18640798
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18640798

I wonder if dark mages refine the stuff that the smoke hobos smoke?

>> No.18640804

>>18640798
Let's just say that the dense fog that hangs over swamps sometimes ins't just fog.

>> No.18640805

>>18640787
Your wife has a fun personality. All mine has are emotional scars and abandonment issues from a childhood and youth of being raised by a Valkyrie mercenary captain.
I'm never going to actually write that story and now I feel bad.

>> No.18640810

>>18640787
What is her power of choice if you don't mind my asking?

>> No.18640833

>>18640798
>>18640804
Didn't someone mention a while back the idea of a hermit anon kicking Ogres off of his swamp?

>> No.18640837

>>18640805
You can do it anon, I find that sometimes when I stop thinking about writing altogether for a while then one day motivation will sort of happen out of nowhere. I'm sure your waifu is a lovely girl.

>>18640810
Super speed or something elemental, most likely wind powers. I like to imagine that if she was ever successful in her quest that she'd share her discoveries with me and maybe even our daughteru, having superpowers together would be the ultimate dream.

>> No.18640845

>>18640837
And then you could wear the latex in public and people wouldn't look at it twice, huh?

>> No.18640851

>>18640845
Exactly anon!

>> No.18640868

Damn I don't know if I found a waifu, but I finally got a species nailed down to some type of lamia. I fell asleep and https://youtube.com/watch?v=J5qWnG5RQTk started playing. Next thing I know, I'm in bed next to a beautiful, simply smiling lamia coiled around me. It's the first time I've ever felt something from a dream so firmly. I could feel her tail along my back and her breasts pressing into my chest. Some dream logic later, we're walking down the street and she's bumping her hips and tail tip in time to the music as we hold hands. At one point I even grab her shoulders and lift and turn her and she responds by hugging me close again. At the "see my baby move" part she dances by herself as she sways her hips and does some adorkable think with her arms while her tail coils me up again. By the end we're coiled hugging again and I kiss her cheek and then I wake up. Fuck I've never had a dream that nice before. Sorry for blog I just have to get this down.

>> No.18640883

>>18640868
I feel you anon, dreams like that are rare and quite special, nothing wrong with making sure you don't forget her.

>> No.18640887

>>18640868
Lucky you. Last dream I had I was trying to fix a broken printer while my supervisor was breathing down my neck and complaining that I couldn't do even something as simple as that.
Then I woke up and remembered I don't have a job. Haha. Dreams are wonderful things, aren't they?

>> No.18640932
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What this fox lacks in mofu she makes up for with her /k/ collection.

>> No.18641012

>>18640932
It's trash that picked up a gun.
Wowie

>> No.18641014

>>18640932
Nice body, too.
Shame about the lack of fluff.

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Dolls.

>> No.18641036

>>18641024
The disadvantages of both undead and automatons with the advantages of neither.

>> No.18641050

>>18641024
Girls play with dolls, I'd rather have me an action figure of a badass mech that can launch missiles and has posable limbs and that can fall with style and that has a space-motorcycle and laser swords and laser guns and diamond-drills and armour made out of Wurmium.

>> No.18641070
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>>18641050
Monsters in mechs!

>> No.18641078
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>>18641050
This one has a chair that can do most of that.

>> No.18641089

>>18640868
>tfw having daughteru dreams
>daughter is 4 or 5, looks human except for the antlers on her head
>she's mute and wears a little bell on her wrist so I can find her
>have a wife too, she's human but with super long black hair in a braid
>we all live in a big house full of books from floor to ceiling
>spend hours just sitting on the couch with my wife, reading and watching our daughter play with the dog
>wake up alone and extremely confused

Can someone stop the ride please? I'd like to get off.

>> No.18641137

>>18641089
Your wife sounds like a kej to me anon.

And instead of getting off, why not refine your dream? Commission stuff of your qt little mute daughter! It'd be a nice change of pace considering the only other people who post daughter content are kdf and mouseguy.

>> No.18641155

>>18641137
I don't particularly care for Kejourou, I'm more of a wolfu or white horn kind of guy.

I decided a long time ago not to have kids and my reasoning has not changed. I don't like kids, I know from experience that kids in reality are disgusting pains in the ass that aren't worth the trouble. I'm probably just lonely, hence the confusion.

Getting a dog and a big place with room for bookshelves soon though.

>> No.18641159

>>18641155
I don't know anon, I imagine mge daughters are probably a lot more fun to raise then real children. But if you don't think it's a fantasy that's for you then oh well.

>> No.18641178
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>No vampire that has garlic withdrawal

>> No.18641186

>>18641159
>mge daughters
Well yeah, kids in fiction are always cute, innocent and considerate. The real thing are disgusting little monsters that exist to destroy everything around them. Not to disparage anyone who wants kids, I just know from being a shitty big brother that I'm not nearly that patient or forgiving and it's best left to the right people.

Had a close call about a year ago, I almost had a kid and had to think real hard about this.

>> No.18641187

Any dirty thoughts?

>> No.18641191

>>18641187
I should really sweep my floor.

>> No.18641199

I've come to realise that mario stomps on creatures heads, Eats mushrooms sets plants on fire, and is strong enough to spin a dragon-turtle by the tail

He is the ultimate monster boogieman, second only to doomguy

>> No.18641204

>>18641187
Plenty, like chaining up a tsundere silver haired salamander and taking her virginity.

>> No.18641205

>>18641199
Do you think monsters tell scary stories at sleepovers about Van Hellsing and the Belmont family?

>> No.18641210

>>18641187
Blackjack with a trumpart
She says hit me and i spank her
She gets bust, no sex for her
If the 21 has her number involved, she gets to do something special during sex

>> No.18641213

>>18641205
Probably weird masochistic vampires and succubi that want to be whipped.

>> No.18641218
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18641218

>>18641210
Shy club trumpart thats a sexual juggernaut in her card dimension when?

>> No.18641266

>>18641205
They probably do shit like human girls do with Vampires, Werewolves and fishmen/demons.
Except they fawn over Crusaders, Inquisitors and Vampire Slayers with them getting into heated debates on which is hotter.

>> No.18641319
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>You've attracted the attention of a group of Kunoichi.

>> No.18641324

>>18641266
I'm imagining stupid scenarios for this already.

>weird but cute lamia wife bites her lip and looks more bashful than usual one night
>"umm, honey, you feel like trying something?"
>you say of course, anything for my girl
>she pulls out a super-elaborate Conan the barbarian costume, complete with stupid-looking wig and sword
>"Take the snake's head, Conan! End her foul sorcery!"
>"uhh..." you grumble in your best Arnie impression as you try to figure out how to put on a loincloth
>"Conan, w-what is b-best in life?" she squeals as she tries not to wrap you up like usual
>"To drive back your enemies, and hear the lamentations of their women!" you say in character, glad she gave you an easy line
>"Yes! Yes, honey, make me lemon!"
>"Lament! Graagh!" You manage to snarl, but not loud enough to disturb the neighbours
>you bang normally

>> No.18641330

>>18641319
only go for jade
Mileena has TEETH and kitana is fucking a bruce lee/that guy from bloodsport ripooff

>> No.18641383

>You'll never have an Anubis little sister who calls you onii-sama and thinks you can do no wrong

>> No.18641396

>>18641319
>>18641330
Mileena was my first fearboner.

>> No.18641516

>>18641383
I'd be lazy around her.

>> No.18641528

>>18641319
Jokes on them, I'm a huge pervert who has a 1 in four chance of giving them a fetish that isn't conducive towards being a kunoichi

>> No.18641562

>>18641516
>"Sasuga, onii-sama! Conserving your energy for when you truly need it is brilliant! Let me take care of things for you so that you don't expend needless energy."

>> No.18641567

>>18641330
At least she has a kissable face in X

>> No.18641569

>>18641383
I need this in my life.

>> No.18641578

>>18641562
>years later she realizes what a disappointment you really are
I don't think I could deal with this.

>> No.18641597

>>18641562
She deserves a headpat.

>>18641578
>As years go on she stops calling me onii-chan and just uses a more formal term, sometimes looking at me with disgust
Would still be lazy while trying to make her chill.

>> No.18641671

>>18641578
>>18641597
Would she start imposing schedules on you to make you a better person?

>> No.18641688
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>>18641218
Is there an example pic for all the suits of trumparts? Are the face cards particularly different/superior?

>> No.18641693

>>18641671
Probably. Wouldn't stop me from being lazy though and thank god onii-chan here would know how to dispel any curse she tried to use.

>> No.18641708

>>18641330
>Mileena has TEETH
Yes, and?

>> No.18641723

>>18641688
No example pics
and the value of the cards determine strength with jack to ace being busted
its also mentioned that the QOH supercharges them compared to regular wonderland monsters, so even the lower value cards are crowd clearers in terms of power

>> No.18641761
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>>18638757
Aquatic girls are criminally underappreciated. 71% of the Earth's surface is water, so it's almost a certainty that they'll form the bulk of any MG immigration through the portals.

>> No.18641820

>>18641319
How fat an ass is too fat for kunoichi work?

>> No.18641825

>>18641820
When it gets stuck in doorways and windows.

>> No.18641847

>>18641825
Hmmm, sounder perfect to me.
Perfect for using!
Although it could all be a purposeful trap by the kunoichi so she can tempt me with her feminine wiles

>> No.18641851

>>18641761
There aren't going to be portals, anon. But at least you'll die alone.

>> No.18641869
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>>18641851
>there aren't going to be portals
Not with that attitude there aren't.

>> No.18642036

>>18641869
I wonder who I'll get since I love so many different Monsters.

>> No.18642058

>>18642036
Anon, don't be a slut.

>> No.18642067

>>18642036
Bicorn it is then.

>> No.18642075

>>18642058
I can't help it.
>>18642067
I do not like that one.

>> No.18642078

>>18642036
Smoke hobo for you, slut.

>> No.18642106

>>18642078
Not him but I’d like a smoke smoke hobo.
The only question is what body type.
A NEET one would be interesting

>> No.18642151

>>18642078
How would a Nurarihyon deal with a man who wasn't affected by her charisma?
As in, she shows up in his home one day and tries to charm him into thinking she's always lived there and he just says something to the effect of "If you're going to bullshit me, at least try and make it sound believable. Now get out."

>> No.18642179

>>18642151
Rape until sunset, followed by a rotation of Zipangu girls raping the man until dawn.

>> No.18642201

>>18642106
>The only question is what body type.
A loli smoke hobo with nice thighs with a voice like Shinobu from bakemonogatari.

>> No.18642229

>>18642201
Would be cute and she’d even fit my house as it’s an old one and small.
Wonder if she’s ready to hunt pickle yet

>> No.18642338
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How will the Fuzz keep those dangerous Yakuzis in check? They've been kidnapping lads and forcing them to be in illegally made porn flicks to be sold on the market!

>> No.18642347

>>18642229
>spoiler
You know she would be. And smug about it.

>> No.18642370

>>18642338
Give me two belts and a pair of suspenders. I'm going to MacGyver this fucking holster into something that actually works if it's the last thing I do.

>> No.18642390
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>>18642338
>Walkie-talkie
>Badge
>Eating a donut

I think she's a cop, buddy.

>> No.18642398

>>18642370
She's got a sash, wouldn't one belt and Mexican carrying work? Might be a good way to get Glock tail once those come about though.

>> No.18642406

>>18642201
>she does her best to be cool and seductive
>lounges on a chair and slowly crosses her bare legs while talking to you
>gracefully brings the pipe to her lips to inhale
>starts coughing

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>>18642398
>>18642370
You can see the other strap. She just needs one more across her chest to secure the holster.

I like monster girls with guns. Got more?

>> No.18642422
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I see a lot of these. Who makes them? They're cute.

>> No.18642424
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>>18642390
>I spoilered Fuzz and everything

Come on anon...

>> No.18642428

>>18642347
Well, we’d jusy need to wait and see now wouldn’t we?

>> No.18642429
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18642429

Greenworm was released on my birthday so I should've written about her already, but I'm lazy and incompetent. So here I am finally doing it. There's also a Mantis for>>18640722 but she doesn't do much yet.

>> No.18642436
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Is this "flufflepuff" spell a good way to disarm a Manticore?

>> No.18642438

>>18642429
Wow. This time I remember the image but forget the link.
https://pastebin.com/5QsBTatr

>> No.18642442
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>> No.18642444

>>18642422
Cerberus123 on deviant art

>> No.18642445

>>18642436
She looks pretty dangerous still.

>> No.18642448
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>>18642424
I've never noticed these two peeking in through the door.

>> No.18642451
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18642451

Are MANTIS security systems a good choice for protecting my corporate interests?

>> No.18642460

>>18642451
Just inject all employees with Nano-Slimes.

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18642461

>>18642451
Only if you can hold your liquor.

>> No.18642469

>>18642412
There doesn't seem to be anything securing the sword to her side either. Also, isn't the sword upside down or is my bushido weak?

>> No.18642480

>>18642469
The sword is in a proper position if you're not going for those weeb draw-slashes.

>> No.18642483

>>18642480
The iai is not a weeb slash! It is serious business!

>> No.18642490

>>18642438
You're on fire lately alp, was afraid greenworm wouldn't get any stories given the initial reaction to her but you're doing god's work.

>> No.18642507
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18642507

Big Fit vampires

>> No.18642509

>>18642490
Then you tell me whether I should write more Aquanaut or more switch-spider mahjong.

>> No.18642514

>>18642507
I did just jerk off an hour ago but if you insist.

>> No.18642515

>>18642507
I want her to break me.

>> No.18642533

>>18642507
Could be bigger

>> No.18642543

>>18642507
Could be /fit/ter

>> No.18642547

>>18642507
Can she help me out at the gym? I'm new, so they'll have to be lots of close contact to make sure my form is right.

>> No.18642552

>>18642533
>>18642543
Could be both

>> No.18642561

>>18642514
what does that have to do with the picture?
>>18642515
Why?
>>18642533
How big?
>>18642543
See above
>>18642547
Of course,if you ask nicely!

>> No.18642567

>>18642507
I like toned girls, they are very attractive and healthy, ready to bear all the children.

>> No.18642570

>>18642561
>what does that have to do with the picture?
Well you see Shirou the implication here is that I'm going to masturbate to the sight and idea of such a creature.

>> No.18642583

>>18642567
Wouldn't that ruin her toned body anon?
>>18642570
You shouldn't do that without marrying her first!

>> No.18642588

>>18642583
>marrying a vampire
Oh boy it's an eternity of femdom!

>> No.18642606

>>18638762
For spanking. Lots of them.

>> No.18642611

>>18642588
Vampires can become doting when you turn into an Incubus. Of course you can tell her to keep dominating you after that.

>> No.18642618

>>18642588
Eternity of happiness

>> No.18642626

>>18642588
Eternity of fendom with gentle cuddlefucking afterwards?

>> No.18642628

>>18642509
I'm fond of Aquanaut really, aquatic girls getting attention is always nice.

>> No.18642659

>>18642611
How can you say you love her if you won't even be her thrall?
>>18642628
That'll be it then.

>> No.18642674
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18642674

If you had to move to a different location depending on your waifu/wife/favorite monstergirl would you do it? For example if she's a mermaid you would have to live on the coast, if she's a vampire you would have to move to a place with little to no sunshine hours every years, and so on.

>> No.18642687
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>>18642674
Yes, I would

>> No.18642692

>>18642674
In a heartbeat, on condition that I could visit my family for reunions annually.

>> No.18642696

>>18642674
Lucky for me my waifu is a Holstaur and I live in Texas so I wouldn't have to move.

>> No.18642705

>>18642674
This is the kind of thing I like to think about with monsters, changing living arrangements to suit their needs and the like. It's the one thing EMG got kind of right with the house needing remodelled.
I'd gladly move to an undead kingdom so my wife wouldn't be an outcast.

>> No.18642711

>>18642696
You would have to live on the countryside.

>> No.18642712

>>18642674
Yeah, I would.
Although I don’t see why a P’Orc or Kiki would want to move

>> No.18642717
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18642717

>>18642687
>motherfucker

>> No.18642719

>>18642705
I agree, that's why I liked Okayado's comics.

>> No.18642726

>>18642674
Definitely the most reasonable change to make for my favorite. It'd have to wait until after I get my PhD, though.
That being said, I don't think I'd have to move much at all for the wife slime. If she preferred somewhere more humid or "traditional" for her tastes, though, then I'd pack up for her.

>> No.18642727

>>18642717
You Are Motherfucker?

>> No.18642736

>>18642674
Living on a mountain might be nice.

>> No.18642739

>>18642727
Living in Wonderland must be like living in a Pop Team Epic episode.

>> No.18642748

>>18642739
>flipping them off only turns them on
>sometimes the voice changes to Sugita's
Mixed reacts

>> No.18642757

>>18642748
On the other hand sometimes their voice changes to Yuu Kobayashi.

>> No.18642761

>>18642757
>Cheshire voiced by Yuu Kobayashi
Are you trying to kill me? This is how I die.

>> No.18642763

>>18642711
I already do.

>> No.18642765

>>18642761
But what a wonderful way to die it would be.

>> No.18642771

>>18642757
>balls deep
>voice goes from Kobayashi to Norio Wakamoto
N-no thanks

>> No.18642782

>>18642765
Death by reach about pawjobs with yuu kobayashi whispering in my ear is up there on my list of best ways to go that's for sure.
Still doesn't beat getting drained to death by a genki non-MGE Succubus voiced by Aoi Yuuki though.

>> No.18642799

>>18642438
>being forced into sexual acts by a Greenworm
cute story so far

>> No.18642829 [DELETED] 
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18642829

The greenworm we deserve.

>> No.18642834
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18642834

>>18642674
Anyone have good mermaid writefaggotry?

>> No.18642843

>>18639187
The ever hated June

>> No.18642873

>>18642438
Not my favorite mg but pretty nice.

>> No.18642877
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18642877

https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/tg/image/1521/36/1521361338437.pdf

>> No.18642897

>>18642877
Nice virus

>> No.18642902

>>18642897
???

>> No.18642925

>>18642834
>Anyone have good mermaid writefaggotry?
>good
>writefaggotry
Asking in the wrong place bud.

>> No.18642928

>>18642834
HCA wrote a pretty good one.

>> No.18642930
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18642930

>>18642925

>> No.18642932

>>18642925
>TFT shill at it again
Do they pay you?

>> No.18642937

>>18642928
This joke again.

>> No.18642942

>>18642937
I was just probing if you where the same guy or not.

>> No.18642945

>>18642925
Who hurt you?

>> No.18642962

>>18642942
Oh I wasn't the one asking, I'm just upset at shitty jokes like this. If I ever asked for something and I damn well never will and got joked at my jimmies would get really rustled.

>> No.18642964

>>18642834
I'm going to write about Mersharks soon.

>> No.18642965

>>18642962
To be fair, we linked him to a whole library of Mermaid stories last time he asked, but after jokes of course.

>> No.18642966

>>18642965
Well that's jolly good then.

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>>18642965
>we linked him to a whole library of Mermaid stories last time he asked
Where?

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18642994

>This kills the meido.

>> No.18642996

>>18642925
Do tell, what place holds the wonders we seek?

>> No.18643000

Poking Mad Hatter’s butt!
Poking Mad Hatter’s bust!

>> No.18643004

>>18642985
http://touchfluffytail.org/?tag=mermaid

>> No.18643008

>>18643000
>”How uncouth. At least use your phallicus, intruderous dubious, most elubious!”

>> No.18643010

>>18643000
Jolly good indeed

>> No.18643016

>>18643000
>every time you poke they get bigger
My Dear Hatter’s greatest brew yet!
However- get your own! Brew and wife, please and thank you!

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>>18643004
>TFT

>> No.18643020

>>18643016
Your waifu is /d/, Hatterfag

>> No.18643022

>>18643019
Where else are all the stories? Tell me and we won't need TFT anymore

>> No.18643023

>>18642925
>>18643004
Hm...

>> No.18643029

>>18643020
Oh dear Anon, it’s not /d/- it’s Wonderland~!
Please, don’t cause a fuss, I largely keep that level of fun to ourselves.

>> No.18643031

>>18643004
Not even trying to be subtle, I see.

>> No.18643033

>>18643022
It's in the fucking OP.

>> No.18643034

>>18643020
All of our waifus are /d/ fool.

>> No.18643046

>>18643016
Any monster girl that can do that needs to stay away from me.
The temptation would be too much

>> No.18643051
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18643051

From momster

>> No.18643053

>>18643031
>>18643023
>>18643019
Great input, real productive.
Now how do I search for Mermaid stories on Anubis.moe?

>> No.18643054

>>18642843
Why are you still around?

>> No.18643057
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18643057

>>18643051
To wife

>> No.18643065
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>>18643029
>it’s not /d/- it’s Wonderland~!
>implying there's a difference

>> No.18643066

>>18643046
Come come Anon, give your favorite girl a sip!
Poke and poke, grow your waifu’s tits!

>> No.18643074

>>18643029
>Oh dear Anon, it’s not /d/- it’s Wonderland~!
You mean Wonderlan/d/?

>> No.18643078

>>18643057
They even have matching earrings.

>> No.18643084

>>18643066
I’m not just going to poke her tits though!
There’s too much to poke!

>> No.18643089
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18643089

https://tomjhyde.deviantart.com/art/Last-Voyage-of-the-Atargatis-135601869

>> No.18643091

Huh. Has it been 3 days already?

>> No.18643098

What would you have to do to a Ryu to make it hail?

>> No.18643101

>>18643098
Put an ice cube down the back of her shirt

>> No.18643104

>>18643098
>>18643101
No, you put the ice cubs in her cunny and on her nipples.

>> No.18643106

>>18643091
3 days since what?

>> No.18643107

>>18643084
Then poke! And poke! and poke and poke and poke! Make her big and sensitive so you can plow her tenderly!

>> No.18643109

>>18643101
What do you get if you hot wax torture a Ryu?

>> No.18643111

>>18643107
Well OK then, I’m to poke their breasts, thighs, hips, tummy, and rear all I want.
I’m sure nothing will go wrong

>> No.18643120

>>18643051
>>18643057
>goes from a regal form of speech when her sonu is young to almost childish mannerisms after he's all grown up
Momsters really are a handful. No wonder it's a sonu's duty to look after her for the rest of their lives together.

>> No.18643139

>>18643109
Lightning storms.

>> No.18643141
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https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph57c163b0b2783/side-story-holy-transformation

>> No.18643155

>>18643120
>Immortal girls abusing their age to raise a husband
Fuck thats lewd.

>> No.18643156

>>18643139
I wonder if Raijus would climb up trees or tall buildings during really bad storms in hopes of getting struck by lightning.

>> No.18643159

>>18643120
Yes! Your Dark Elf momster needs special attention when you’re all grown up. Lots of butt and thigh rubs to soothe her aging bones! Shes just putting on airs, she’s thousands of years old and doesn’t age much at all anymore. She just wants her sonu rubbing her lower areas.

>> No.18643173

>>18643155
>as a kid her lewd Thicc body towered over you dotingly
>now as an adult she’s a foot shorter than you but her ass matches perfectly up against your groin as she leans against you, wanting to be doted on

>> No.18643184

How does your waifu feel about fisting anon?

>> No.18643187
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18643187

Bugs.

>> No.18643204

>>18643184
The only kind of fisting me and my waifu would be into would be suspending her from the ceiling by her arms and using her as a punch bag with demon silver gloves.

>> No.18643207

>>18643187
Stop posting Violated Hero shit.

>> No.18643215

>>18643204
That seems incredibly silly but also kind of hot.

>> No.18643221

>>18643215
It's silly but the best way to go about things. I have a mild ryona fetish and she's a huge masochist but I'd hate myself if I actually hurt her.

>> No.18643223
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18643223

Become the balance, fuck both the light and dark

>> No.18643226

>>18643155
I'd play right into her hand
>"Mama, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you and be the best husband ever."
>"Oh I know you will, sweetie."
>she gives you a lusty smile, already concocting ways to groom you

>> No.18643265

>>18643223
I'd rather a valkyrie who somehow got stuck in the middle of the corruption process to becoming a Dark valkyrie. She's still a paladin of the light focused on raising anon into a hero, but can now use dark smites and sometimes wants to suck every last drop of cum from anon's cock.

>> No.18643286

>>18643265
A twilight Valkyrie?

>> No.18643292

>>18643265
Dark knight?

>> No.18643295

>>18643221
Not him but I've always wanted to do the same thing with a Redcap and instead of gloves I'd use her own demon silver weapon. Give her death by 1000 sexy cuts.

>> No.18643297
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18643297

German mermaids.

>> No.18643306

>>18643223
How do you keep a valkyrie pure?

>> No.18643316

>>18643295
>making a redcap ahegao with her own weapon
That's a wonderful idea, fucking her when she's already in an exhausted state from that would probably keep her as a tame whitecap for quite a while.

>> No.18643329
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18643329

>>18639934

>> No.18643340
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18643340

Scalebound has me hyped for dragon knights

>> No.18643344

>>18643329
Fantastic!
Petite Anubut

>> No.18643348

>>18643329
Absolute madman

>> No.18643350

>>18643329
Did you just draw that? Absolutely based.

>> No.18643354

>>18643329
Wew, needs color asap.

>> No.18643359

>>18642583
>Wouldn't that ruin her toned body
The more beautiful and pure, etc. Plus, you get to watch her get fit all over again.

>> No.18643360

>>18643329
Oh damn, he was the chosen one.

>> No.18643361

>>18643329
Oh hi Barb

>> No.18643364

>>18643329
BARB YES

>> No.18643365

>>18643329
Bless you Barb.

>> No.18643396

>>18643359
Then i am gonna put TWO buns inside her oven!

>> No.18643419

>>18643329
Amazing. Lolinubis' are beautiful and meant for tender and gentle loving, complete with neck kisses, ear scratching, and womb filling.

>> No.18643431

>>18643329
Holy shit Barb

>> No.18643441

>>18642674
I'm a slut who hasn't settled on a waifu species, but most of my favorites wouldn't require me to move--in part because I consider questions like this and I'm not opposed to my current environment and in part because my taste is more vanilla than vanilla itself. The one exception is unagi joro which would require me to live by the river (MAMONOBANA polymorph aside) and that would be ace. Don't know how I'd afford the property though.

>> No.18643452

>>18643329
Would let her use me as a stool

>> No.18643485

>>18643396
You have more chances of becoming the next demon lord than you have at impregnating a strong monsters with twins.

>> No.18643488

>>18643329
HEIL BARB!

>> No.18643525

>>18643340
Yeah man Scalebound... Holy shit is that >>18643329 a loli Anubis?

>> No.18643528
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>with her idol career on the wane, Hatsune Miku was forced to use desperate measures to stay out of debt

>> No.18643538

>>18643528
wrong thread

>> No.18643546

>>18643538
Don't tell that to Dieselmine.

>> No.18643548

>>18643528
I wouldn't mind a miku succubus.

>> No.18643555

>>18643528
>>18643548
I'd let Miku "peg" me.

>> No.18643557

>>18643223
Raise thy weapons on this day. Ye shall not die alone.
Fight and die let Valkyries fly. For they shall take thee home.

>> No.18643558

>>18643297
I don't trust mermaids, even less germanic ones.

>>18643329
Very nice.

>> No.18643559

>>18640072
I couldn't even if I wanted to.

>> No.18643565
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18643565

>>18643548

>> No.18643570

>>18640072
Seems like NTR, hope he gets killed or whatever that is.

>> No.18643581

>>18643570
Nah, his fiance was a human and he was fucked by monster girls.

>> No.18643583

>>18643565
Yes please.

>> No.18643586

>>18643581
Cheating is cheating

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Draphs

>> No.18643603

>>18643586
It will become a harem later, it's fine.

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18643610

>>18643581
>You will never be fucked by a succubutt while your human waifu watches tied to a chair

>> No.18643614

>>18643603
It is not.

>> No.18643621
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18643621

>>18643593
Are perfect.

>> No.18643626

>>18643610
>The succubus will never sit on her face after draining your balls, making her swallow your cum from her pussy while getting a dosage of mamono mana

>> No.18643642

How do you feel about lamias where the pussy is on the snake part rather than the human part?

>> No.18643651

>>18643204
Good taste anon, that's super hot.

>> No.18643653

>>18640322
Why did the artist draw her pussy and ass there? Her pussy is supposed to be in the usual human location.

>> No.18643663 [DELETED] 

>>18643642
FUCK OFF

>> No.18643667

>>18643340
Are they still doing that tournament?

>> No.18643669 [DELETED] 

>>18643642
Not welcome in this thread.

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>>18643642
>>18643663

>> No.18643682
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>>18643642
The best lamia doujin is like that so I wouldn't mind.

>> No.18643693

>>18643671
>>18643682
If it's safe, can I get the sauce? I love me some cute and cozy monstergirls.

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>>18643682
>best lamia doujin
Anon...

>> No.18643704

>>18643696
Jokes on white snake, I have weird fetishes

>> No.18643705

>>18643653
It looked weird to me drawing it in the usual place with the bug abdomen next to it

>> No.18643709

>>18643693
https://exhentai.org/g/594380/e51f47f255/
I don't make a habit out of this but it's an old classic that lamia lovers need to read.

>> No.18643712

>>18643693
https://exhentai.org/g/594380/e51f47f255/

>> No.18643716

>>18643696
The artist completely butchered the transition between human and snake parts far too much for this to be the best lamia doujin.

>> No.18643719

>>18643671
I wish there was more monster maid cafe stuff.

>> No.18643725

>>18643663
>>18643669
What happened to this thread

>> No.18643726

>>18643709
>>18643712
>hentai
Despair! But also an erection!

>> No.18643728

>>18643716
Butchered? He just exposed more of the human half, which is a good thing in my book. The snake tail's still there, you just get more actually attractive bits too.

>> No.18643737

>>18643642
That's my perfered preferably

>> No.18643743

>>18643728
Yeah, but the tail's barely visible for most of the manga.

>> No.18643746

>>18643719
Since this came up, a while ago I was thinking about an uptight anubis class rep with a long ponytail and a bit of a complex about small breasts despite being quite tall.
Finding out she was secretly a poorfag who had to work at a maid cafe in a quiet part of town to make ends meet would give some nice teasing material.

>> No.18643755

>>18643329
>barb doing threadmeme girls now
Neato!

>> No.18643759

>>18643667
It's not really a tournament.
But theres two fights left before whatever beast has planned next.

>> No.18643760

>>18643743
So? You're not jerking off to the tail, are you?

>> No.18643761

>>18643610
Sure hope the GF is at least getting corrupted by all that monster energy.

>> No.18643763

>>18643746
This is already a shoujo manga.

>> No.18643769

>>18643760
Why else do you think people are here?

>> No.18643770

>>18643760
Why read a Monster Girl doujin if you're only jerking to the human parts?

>> No.18643775

>>18643329
>I will never have a luck stat as high as this anons

>> No.18643785
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>>18643761

>> No.18643786

>>18643763
>shoujo
Damn.

>> No.18643789

>>18643770
Not him but
Good personalities?
I joke, mostly. You can get turned off if the most beautiful monster is a thundercunt

>> No.18643798

>>18643775
I'm really glad for my luck stat being as high as it is. Getting something from mono, barb and nav really made me happy.

>> No.18643800

>>18643184
It's $300.

>> No.18643802

>>18643760
If the tail isn't going to be included why not just draw human girls in the first place? Likely because the guy's a mediocre artist who wouldn't stand out if he done that and had to attach a gimmick to get people interested.

>> No.18643804

>>18643785
That's the stuff. I shouldn't like corruption like that on a moral level but my dick loves it.

>> No.18643807

>>18643760
Good lord i hate that this is more common a mindset than people think here.

>> No.18643815

>>18643775
This. No one even looks twice at my stupid little greentexts, not even latenight. I just wish one day I’ll save up enough money to do commissions.

>> No.18643819

>>18643789
You mean like the Ahobaka/z-ton stuff?

>> No.18643823

>>18643807
Its been some time since the last "monster parts are not sexy" thin happened.

>> No.18643830

>>18643800
anon you are making me sad now.

>> No.18643834

>>18643815
If Beast can get a LN off his greens, you can too!

>> No.18643836

>>18643819
Insult my mothfu at your own peril.

>> No.18643837

>>18643184
No thanks anon, my waifu and daughteru wouldn't like taking anything significantly larger than my dick. Plus, a fist is all knobbly and strangely shaped, I can't see how having that in one's hole could ever be comfy.

This kind of fisting >>18643204 might be ok though, at least just to try once or twice.

>> No.18643849

>>18643834
When did Beast get a LN?

>> No.18643853

>>18643775
>>18643798
>got stuff from mono, mari and latenight in the thread
>two of so from .less
>porn from that one artist who popped up and done colored sketches then disappeared never to be seen again
>a couple more from hanging out in drawstreams and getting lucky with raffles
Overall I'm pretty thankful for my luck and the kind drawfags.

>> No.18643854

>>18643800
>>18643830
>listening to a pleasant Japanese song with your Inari waifu
>sitting under the cherry blossoms, the song slows as she looks at you smiling
>suddenly, the drop comes
>”FUUUCK YOOOOOU!”
>she’s taken aback as you suddenly stand, the song continuing as weird moaning and grunting sounds are overlayed on it in the background
>she can tell this is important to you though, as a few tears roll down your cheeks as you sing along

>> No.18643860

>>18643854
Feels bad.

>> No.18643861

>>18643853
I got super wurm from loen and a shitload from LN. Other than that I got a few requests too which made me pretty happy.

>> No.18643867
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>>18643849
The dragon boss is all from a Beast green

>> No.18643870

>>18643823
What's sexy about a snake tail?

>> No.18643872
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>>18643853
I wish I was lucky enough to get art of my shitty autismo off-profile greentexts, but then again they were actually shitty so that's a contributing factor.

>> No.18643883
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18643883

What trap should I use to catch a gremlin?

>> No.18643896

>>18643696
I’d love a yandere girl just for the challenge of making her less yan and more dere over time. I’d still want her to be slightly yan, I just don’t want her looking at my mother and sisters as “competition” anymore, it tends to make family dinners quite awkward.

>> No.18643901
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>>18643207
Violated Hero is great-it's basically a Fatalpulse doujin with the genders flipped.

>> No.18643910

>>18643896
Same.
And the way to do that is making the snake a testament to your lust!

>> No.18643912

>>18643883
Put a RC car under a big box with a stick tied to a string holding it up. She’ll want to turn that car into a dildo and go for it and that’s when you pull the stick out and trap her under the box!
(This also might net you a loli Wurm too.)

>> No.18643914

>>18643870
To quote the late barry white in that one simpsons episode.
"love the sexy slither of a woman snake"
Now excuse me as i get freaky
Have you ever felt snake skin against your dick? It gave me the weirdest boner.
Now I'd like to picture a woman with the lower half of a snake, using the cool leathery tail to find just the right way to rub against my body and get me aroused

>> No.18643923

>>18643901
>it's basically a Fatalpulse doujin with the genders flipped.
Which means it's just as shitty. It also attracts a bunch of cancerous futafaggots that like to shit up the place like you.

>> No.18643925

Do skeletons have skeletons inside them?
What if you X-Ray one?

>> No.18643933

>>18643925
Anon how high are you?

>> No.18643944

>>18643870
It's not just the tail on its own, it's because it's part of a wonderful whole. The exotic and inhuman aspects contrasted with the still very much human upper body. The way they move. The way they can coil around you. The difference in power. The feeling of the scales. Their beautiful colors, patterns and shine. Feeling the shifting muscles underneath against your body.

What ISN'T sexy about a girl with a snake tail?

>> No.18643953

>>18643914
Okay I'll bite.
How did you end up with snake skin against your dick?
It's reasonable that it would lead to a lamia fetish but still.

>> No.18643954

Manticore tails > lamia tails
Fight me faggots.

>> No.18643960

>>18643953
Not him, but he probably owned a pet snake and used it shed skin as an onahole.

>> No.18643966

>>18643953
Friend had a snake, it liked to go places.

>> No.18643968

>>18643954
Friendly reminder that Manticore tails are actually just extremely prolapsed anuses, albeit highly evolved.

>> No.18643970

>>18643944
>What ISN'T sexy about a girl with a snake tail?
Salmonella and shedding. Fantasy settings tend to gloss over the first and some will make the second sexy though, so whatever.

>> No.18643974
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>>18643954
Manticore tails can't give you a full-body hug.

>> No.18643978

>>18643954
I don't like manticores, at all

>> No.18643980

What do griffins do in a modern setting?
Security?

>> No.18643983

>>18643854
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPxfAYYo7NA

>all the mgs and their husbands having a good time in the park under the cherry blossoms
>drop comes
>every single male leaves their partner and we hug each other singing along
>mgs are just looking confused at each other.

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>>18643968
>anuses
Anon that's not how it works.

>> No.18643996

>>18643980
I would think so
we need more griffin stuff
all we got is a handfull of pics, the roulette and the cheerio greentext

>> No.18644006

>>18643960
Nope, Friends snake was Live and it just got inside my jeans

>> No.18644019

>>18644006
>it just got inside my jeans
Right, and I can sell you the Brooklyn Bridge.

>> No.18644034

Friendly reminder to watch out for those door-to-door rape salesladies anon! You open your door for them just an inch and you'll be paying for the rest of your life!

>> No.18644037

>>18644019
Good sir.
Are you implying this man stuffed a live snake down his jeans as a masturbatory aid?

>> No.18644045

>>18644037
Stranger things have happened.

>> No.18644046

>>18644019
I've got three fifty.

>> No.18644047

Which monster girls are better with non human pussies than with human ones?

>> No.18644051

>>18643867
I don't get it
What dragon boss?

>> No.18644057

>>18644047
Lamia, Centaurs and Shoggoths.

>> No.18644062

>>18644034
They can't rape me if I'm already being raped.

>> No.18644063

>>18643985
>Manticore tentacle rape with it going all the way into her womb through her tailpussy

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>>18644051
https://pastebin.com/QcHdxLx5

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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a3a39fe4393c

>> No.18644093

Where did the shitter posting porhnub and other random links come from?

>> No.18644099

>>18644057
Do you just stick it anywhere on a shog?

>> No.18644101

>>18644093
He's been here for a while. He comes and goes every now and again. Nothing to do about.

>> No.18644106

>>18644099
A good maid is always accommodating.

>> No.18644112

>>18644106
So you can have anal with her in the middle of a blowjob?

>> No.18644120

>>18644099
You can do that with any slime.

>> No.18644129

>>18644099
I dunno about pussies but I tend to get annoyed at how much fanart portrays them with legs, the horrifying amorphous mass for a lower body is part of the appeal for me.

>> No.18644144

You come across a troupe of roaming Centaur Knights, the Hoofstartes Paladinus.

There’s Jean, clad in silvertine Medium armor, brandishing a lance, red ponytail poking through the back of her open-face sallet, fair and classical if not youthful in appearance

Then there’s Brynhyldr, a towering, muscular shaggy-hoofed workhorse, clad in immense ornate armor, carrying a greatlance AND a greatbow slung on her back, her long shaggy white mane flowing out from her thick bucket-helm

Francesca is next, a spry and nimble racing breed, short black hair hidden under a armored hood, her leathers letting her move more freely, smug smirk on her face as she sheathes her dual shortswords

And finally Barsha-Noya, a tanned and stern faced steppe-Centaur, her furs and wildman’s coat making her look more a bandit if not for her saddlebags decorated with the troupe’s symbol, and her limbered shortbow clearly of higher quality than a usual bandit’s bow

>> No.18644146

>>18644129
>horrifying amorphous mass for a lower body is part of the appeal for me
So just go for Ushi-Onis.

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>> No.18644156

>>18644146
Horrifying, but not amorphous. Ushis are still clearly spooders.

>> No.18644169

>>18644144
First one.
Time to duel the wife and see if she’s worthy

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>>18644156
They're not spiders.

Source : I'm deadly afraid of spiders and Ushis don't cause me to cry incoherently.

>> No.18644179

How would your parents react to meeting your waifu?

>> No.18644183

>>18644144
What if I defeat them in battle?

>> No.18644188

>>18644169
>”Prithy, care ye not run afoul of mine lance! Seeth yet shall we, whether ‘twas bandit, knave or worthy for what crossed a Hoofstartes’ charge!”
The Centaur charges!

>> No.18644189

>>18644179
>at least he is not gay

>> No.18644190

>>18644179
My mom would be happy that I’d have someone to give her granddaughterus, my dad would be happy that I’m not gay.

>> No.18644197

>>18644179
Stop asking this every thread.

>> No.18644200

>>18643775
I think this was the second time a drawfag has directly responded to a post I've made. My posts might have had indirect influence on some art in the past, though.

>> No.18644209

>>18643725
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
Thats what happened

>> No.18644210

>>18644183
They praise your bravery. Or chastise your underhandedness. Or swoon at your nobility. Depends how it goes, really.

>> No.18644213

>>18644179
Varying levels of "at least I get grandkids now" depending on the girl I end up with. Unless I end up with a kej, that would result in glee and a girl's night I would dread for days.

>> No.18644218

>>18644179
"why is she blue?"

>> No.18644220

>>18644179
Either by calling the police or aprehensive jokes about dating a cow and living in the midwest

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>>18644146
>>18644156
>Ushis
>horrifying
Stop, you'll make them cry.

>> No.18644234

>>18644209
It's not autism, just keeping out undesirables.

>> No.18644239

>>18643725
Hey some people still liked it. It's sad to see a doujin that was thread staple from the old days treated like that by newfags though.

>> No.18644245

>>18644213
>nieces and younger sisters all playing with Kej wife’s hair as she softly smiles and teaches them how to brush it
Ah, this Zipangu feel...

>> No.18644249

>>18644188
>No shield
This is where you throw a demon silver javalin and get ready to dodge before switching to great axe

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>>18644179
“Oh thank god” most likely.
Low monstrosity girls have their advantages.

>> No.18644284

>>18644259
What does mofu smell like?
Do they shed?

>> No.18644291
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>>18644063
>>Manticore tentacle rape

>> No.18644304

>>18644245
>Kejourou playing peek a boo using her hair
>It looks pretty Grudgy but the kid loves it
Cute?

>> No.18644318

>>18644284
Laundry straight out of the dryer.
Yes, but if you’re properly brushing them (which those with fluffy waifus should be anyway) it’s not a big issue.

>> No.18644328

>>18644291
What would a tentacle's tentacles feel like up your butt?

>> No.18644341 [DELETED] 

>>18644328
fuck off.

>> No.18644342

What's the best slime?

>> No.18644344

>>18644063
>>18644291
That's pretty damn hot.

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>>18644209
Cloacafaggots have always been a shitty lot, and deserve to be treated as such for pushing their shit on other lizard types.

>> No.18644354

>>18644074
Theres always talk about working in a MG company but what if (you) were the ceo?
Then no one could harass you.

>> No.18644379

>>18644354
>implying
At a bare minimum, your secretary and all the top level managers are going to be making passes at you.

>> No.18644392

>>18644344
Would ream the Tentacle's anus while she quad penetrated and fondled a Manticore all by herself.

>> No.18644400

>>18644379
Or the lilim ceo from the rival company

>> No.18644415
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>>18644392
I like the idea of Tentacles to bullying the "bully" MGs and not quite getting why aside from the old tentacle rape instinct kicking in.

>> No.18644417

>>18644400
That talk of a hostile takeover got a lot more serious and lewd.

>> No.18644437

I'm still upset that Tentacle was ever even made. Because she was very clearly made not because KC wanted to, but merely to appease the MGQ fanbase and similar degenerates who bitched about Wonderland not being monstrous enough.

>> No.18644439

>>18644415
So a man-grown tentacle?

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>>18644342

>> No.18644450

>>18644437
>not liking Tentacle
Potential Alp spotted.

>> No.18644454

>>18644450
>liking tentacles
Pretty sure you're the one who wants to get reamed until he's an alp.

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>>18644454
You only become an alp if you want to get dicked by a man.

>> No.18644466

>>18644063
I thought the tailpussy would be attached to her stomach or something like that.

>> No.18644468 [SPOILER] 
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18644468

How would your waifu react to you playing the Violated Hero games?

>> No.18644469

>>18644460
>I want a girl covered in phallic appendages meant to penetrate women
>I don't like men though hahahaha

>> No.18644473 [DELETED] 

@18644468
Fuck off. No (You) for you.

>> No.18644478

>>18644469
>If “I want to live together with my wife as a guy!” wins over the wish to Alp, then they won't turn into one.

>> No.18644479

>>18644468
She'd be pretty confused and alarmed to find me playing her "secret" games.

>> No.18644483 [DELETED] 

>>18644473
I wonder if he's from /vg/.

>> No.18644486 [DELETED] 

>>18644483
I know I am. /civ4xg/ regular here.

>> No.18644487

>>18644468
>Do men really enjoy this...?
>Confused-looking monster girl with question mark above her head.jpg

>> No.18644494

>>18644468
Are those the ones that have plant girls with thorny vaginas

>> No.18644500

>>18644437
>being upset because kc covered a fetish you don't like
If you're going to be like this MGE probably isn't for you. In case you didn't notice he plans to cover as many fetishes as he can without going out of his comfort zone.
He's covered furry for crying out loud and the wonderland you're trying to defend has bestiality, TF, TG and gang bang potions yet the cute tentacle girl with extra arms to hug you with is the one you jump through hoops to tell yourself he was forced to make?

>> No.18644502
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>>18644494
Yes

>> No.18644506 [DELETED] 

>>18644486
I have no idea what that is.

>> No.18644512

>>18644500
>without going out of his comfort zone
Hasn't he drawn shit he doesn't like before? Like Cait/Cu Sith

>> No.18644514 [DELETED] 

>>18644506
Theorically, Civilizations and others 4X. In fact, it's strategy in general, including city-builders, with only Grand Strategy (Crusader Kings, Europa Universalis) not being considered relevant.

>> No.18644516

>>18644512
That's within his comfort zone, he likes that sort of thing. Going outside of his comfort zone would be futa and pure yuri.

>> No.18644521

>>18644500
Who said he was defending Wonderland?

>> No.18644529

>>18644500
You know, that reminds me, I saw those translated Q&As a while ago, and one of them had a bit of an awkward translation. The one about whether incubi would be affected by the gender bending stuff in Wonderland, and the answer was kinda wonky. I decided to take a shot at it.

A: Yes, they do have an effect. If you've got a wife, you can enjoy pseudo-yuri play!
There is a possibility that you'll become a monster girl as-is in the case of an unmarried incubus (turned via medicine or such), but in the case of married incubi, that won't happen, even though you're turned into a monster girl you won't have any interest in other men.


Meaning, single guys who get turned, will have to deal with monster instincts. Good luck, and pray that some cheshire cat won't deliberately set you up to come across a guy.

>> No.18644531

>>18644516
>furry
>in KC's comfort zone
That's a damn lie and you know it

>> No.18644535

>>18644516
I thought he said that kemono didn't do much for him, and that he just included it to cover that base?

>> No.18644536

>>18644437
Damn man what’s it like being direct friends with KC and knowing his every thought and reasoning
Better yet, what’s it like being an insufferable basic bitch?

>> No.18644538

>>18644529
Wonderland needs to be nuked.

>> No.18644540

>>18644529
>Cheshires transforming anons that want to wear princess dresses into alices
This would be fun to watch.

>> No.18644546

What the fuck has happened to this thread?

>> No.18644548
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18644548

Awake daughterus!

>> No.18644554
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Nuns.

>> No.18644557

>>18644531
>>18644535
Poor wording on my part, by "like" I meant that he doesn't hate it or anything even if he doesn't jerk off to it. Things tend to get very black or white in a you're with it or against it way around here so I accounted for it accordingly, bad habit.

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>>18644538
But then we'd no longer have best dragon.

>> No.18644560

>>18644529
Wonderland is dangerous.

>> No.18644561 [DELETED] 

>>18644437
>tentacle
>not tranny shit made for obnoxious tranny and trapfags

>> No.18644570

>>18644560
Wonderland is fine, just don't go to it.

>> No.18644576

>>18644554
Wanna pump them full of son--wait, shit. Pls fix this demon lord, I need my rhymes.

>> No.18644578

>>18644529
Thanks for the clarification translator-kun.
Wonderland's weirdness is why I like it really, even if Alping isn't my kind of thing but the unpredictability adds to the danger of the place and like you said, you're safe if married.

>> No.18644581

>>18644576
What do you think she's trying to do right now?

>> No.18644582

>>18644578
It's only temporary alping anyway.
Unless you enjoy it a lot, in which case it sticks.

>> No.18644588

>>18644581
Fuck her husband, probably.

>> No.18644589

Every man should take a vacation to Wonderland with his waifu after that get married. It's like getting drunk or high, everyone should try it at least once.

>> No.18644590
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>>18644554
nuns?

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>>18644590
Nun butts and anuses.

>> No.18644613
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>>18644590
Maids are better.

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>>18644590
Yes!

>> No.18644620

>>18644558
It's a worthy sacrifice.

>> No.18644625

>>18644590
Too lewd.
I'd need a corrupted nun spread like I need a maid spread.

>> No.18644626

>>18644590
That's an awfully erotic body for a nun.

>> No.18644633

>>18644558
All conflicts have casualties. Wocks must be sacrificed for the greater good.
A final solution if you will.

>> No.18644635

>>18644554
Various monstergirls like a Jinko Nun or Anubis Nun joining the religion of the Fallen God to help spread the word of their lord

>> No.18644642

>>18644554
>>18644590
In tiny miniskirts?

>> No.18644644

>>18644613
Nah

>>18644626
All nuns should have that body.

>> No.18644647

>>18644635
I can only imagine a jinko 'nun' being like those kung-fu monk temples with them in plain, but revealing, robes while they train and focus themselves.

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>>18643051
>>18643057
>/ourguy/ drawing an Elf
>Just an ordinary elf

For a second I thought it was a different artist altogether.

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>>18644647
Why not a Jinko Luchadora Dark Nun that's similar to Tiger Mask?

>> No.18644670

>>18644659
Because she's just a regular wrestler.
These are proper nuns that train and sequester themselves away from much of the world to center themselves better for when they DO go out after a man.

>> No.18644672

>>18644644
Yes.

>> No.18644676

>>18644648
How much does the Gyaruroach charge for paizuri? 10 cents?

>> No.18644680
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>>18644620
>>18644633
Kill yourselves

>> No.18644681

MGE Monster Girls can go find some other man to hunt down for marriage, I'm going on an adventure with no MG party members.

Can't have a proper 'venture with their constant shenanigans getting in the way after all.

>> No.18644701
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>> No.18644706

>>18644701
What happened to titania-nee's titties?

>> No.18644710

>>18644625
Be careful around corrupted nuns.

>> No.18644716

>>18644706
It's from her family photo album

>> No.18644717

>>18644710
Hey, it would be fun!

>> No.18644719

>>18644672
No.

Nuns > Maids

>> No.18644724

>>18644701
Too tiny.

>> No.18644727

>>18644716
IT's cute then.

>> No.18644732

>>18644719
You can spank Maids. Not nuns. Or nurses, for that matter.

>> No.18644734

>>18644732
Good. Spanking is overrated.

>> No.18644735

>>18644724
You didn't think that they just pop out of the womb with huge tits did you?

>> No.18644737
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>>18644719
I want to make a nun into a maid!

>> No.18644741

>>18644735
No, but she's still too small.

>> No.18644744

>>18644734
Ew.

>> No.18644749

>>18644676
She's pure. PURE.

>> No.18644791
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>> No.18644796

>>18644791
Gonna plow her harder than my driveway.
Delicious, delicious meat.

>> No.18644819

How would you react if your waifu told you she loved you to the core, and will do what she can to help you shine just as you help her to shine?

>> No.18644831
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>>18644819

>> No.18644842

>>18644554
Y e s

>>18644590
Y E S

>> No.18644843
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Sneks!

>> No.18644861

>>18644819
I don't how one 'shines'

>> No.18644869

>>18644843
>Willing to transform into any monstergirl just to satisfy her childhood friend/boyfriend's fetish
She's a good girl

>> No.18644870

>>18644538
Has there been anyone who's foolish enough to invade Wonderland with an army?

Pretty sure everyone sent there became permanent citizens, willingly or not.

>> No.18644872
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Feel the eel.

>> No.18644897
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JC dullahans!

>> No.18644903

>>18644791
Great now I want some snow cones.

>> No.18644912
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>>18644903

>> No.18644917

>>18644796
Would a yuki constantly snow her driveway so she has an excuse to keep inviting anon over to clear it?

>> No.18644921

>>18644819
I bet she's fucking lying!

>> No.18644924

>>18644897
I want to spank a dullahan while her head is resting on the table, watching.

>> No.18644926

>>18644917
Yes, Yukis and Ryus would team up for this.

>> No.18644927

>>18644791
>>18644912
When will Nav become super hardcore an draw nipples?

>> No.18644930

>>18644921
Of course she lies when she fucks. It's a standard position along with whatever strokes your fancy.

>> No.18644935

>>18644872
I want to feel her in my heart and my arms.

>> No.18644948

>>18644917
>”Anon! I need my driveway shoveled again~!”
>”Ma’am it’s the middle of July and 98 degrees out, just wait for it to melt please.”
>”NO. I need you to come over and do it please.”
>”Oh, and wear that swimsuit I bought last year too.”

>> No.18644955

>>18644927
>implying Navs yuki-onna doesn’t have inverted nipples

>> No.18644970

>>18644948
>>18644917
Frozen breath

>> No.18644972

>>18644955
Even better.

>> No.18644975

>>18644948
>Anon shoveling melting snow in the summer sun while Yuki watches him while she drinks cold lemonade in her two piece

>> No.18644993

MGE version of DoA girls?

>> No.18644997
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https://pastebin.com/vK6VXxLr

>> No.18645017

>>18644993
Please no. I already can barely play DoA without getting a major erection.

>> No.18645019 [DELETED] 

>>18644997
>Monster’s Guide to Writing Monsters Into Smut
This guy is a fucking faggot. Go away.

>> No.18645025 [DELETED] 

>>18645019
Meh, I'll give it a try. Machine did the same and it didn't bother me.

>> No.18645030

>>18644975
If it’s naav’s thick-onna, I’m gonna flex and sweat for her so she’ll play with her glacial crevasse while watching

>> No.18645032

>>18644993
>monster girl marie rose
What would she be?

>> No.18645041

>>18645017
>Not wanting to jerk off to a Tina Holst and a Mila Salamander.

>> No.18645050

>>18644993
Nyotengu is an obvious one.

>> No.18645051

>>18645032
Baphomet.

>> No.18645055

>>18645041
Sorry, I like butts. And monstergirls with good butts are rare.
At least I'm not into legs.

>> No.18645067

>>18645030
Same.
Meaty miss yuki is the one for me.

>> No.18645069

>>18645055
So what would you go for?

>> No.18645073

>>18645051
I'm aroused. I need a Marie Rose Baphomet in my life, teen but not totally loli with blonde hair.
That's peak baphomet right there.

>> No.18645084
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>Corrin-kun...

>> No.18645087

>>18645069
I can't say, but she'd need a nice ass, so no snek, spider, horse or goat.

>> No.18645093

>>18645084
The MC is a Dragon, anon. Corrin would be a woman.

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>>18645050
Nyo is also the scariest one.

>> No.18645119

>>18640079
PUT ON THE MASK.

>> No.18645121

>>18644993
Turning kunoichi into Kunoichi!

>> No.18645130

>>18645105
Nyotengu's ass is godlike.

>> No.18645137

>>18645121
DoA Kunoichis are a package deal. If you get one you have to get them all.

>> No.18645145

>>18645130
It's really nice. However I prefer Mila's.

>> No.18645150

>>18645105
Scary how?

>> No.18645157
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>>18645093
FCorrin is the canon MC even though they're both retarded peacenik shitters. At least she's cute.

>> No.18645161

>>18645105
I wish she'd at least keep her wings...

>> No.18645163

>>18645145
Decent taste.
A shame I can't post Dead or Alive on /d/, if there's a franchise that needs spanking, it must be them.

>> No.18645169

>>18645163
>spoiler
But why? It's a nip franchise.

>> No.18645181

>>18645169
It's a video game. /d/ is about hentai, so comics and 3D stuff is not allowed there. If I post a picture of Nyotengu's ass, it's offtopic unless it's a drawing.

>> No.18645185

>>18645067
Would you mash her snowmounds and grind on her shelf-like ice cliff?

>> No.18645195

>>18645181
Shame, /h/ has 3D threads so there's no reason /d/ shouldn't be allowed one. At least 2D stuff is okay.

>> No.18645199

>>18645185
Why not both?

>> No.18645203

>>18645195
That's because /d/ is Hentai/Alternative, and the mods are really accurate about the "hentai" part. You can even post Homestuck crap, as long as it's drawn in a manga style. If it's not, you get the boot.

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>>18645119

>> No.18645257
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>> No.18645265

>>18645257
I was under the impression she didn't have a gap that went all the way through, thus doritos.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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https://exhentai.org/g/968347/e09296f902/

>> No.18645293

>>18645199
So you’d let her give you a slushy lapdance while you tease her inverted nipples with greedy fingers?

>> No.18645297

>>18645150
She'd break your pelvis.

>> No.18645300

>>18645293
Damn straight.

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how does one deal with this monster girl?

>> No.18645304

>>18645249
Sauce? Google Image Search and Saucenao give me nothing.

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Reposting because I find it cute.

>> No.18645310 [DELETED] 

>>18645301
play a not shit vn

>> No.18645313

>>18645293
MG lapdances are unbeatable. No weaknesses.

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>>18645301

>> No.18645325

>>18645297
That's it?

>> No.18645326 [DELETED] 

>>18645301
Neck yourself.

>> No.18645332

>>18645313
Imagine a nerdbird trying to study the proper technique for an alluring sexy lapdance.

>> No.18645336

Where are the Violated hero shitposters coming from?

>> No.18645354

>>18645325
She'd also probably have you fuck the other DoA girls.

>> No.18645359

>>18642705
>one thing
It got other stuff right

>> No.18645361

>>18645336
It’s the one guy whose ban expired again.

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>>18645310
>>18645314
>>18645326
false alarm, none of us here are cute shotas

>> No.18645365

>>18645336
/monster/ probably.

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>>18645359
>It got other stuff right

>> No.18645375

>>18645332
Let's see if she can do it with my boner pressing into her back.

>> No.18645379

>>18645336
>shitposters
Just a shitposter

>> No.18645386

>>18645354
I just want her.

>> No.18645421 [SPOILER] 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiKiUb5sMK8&feature=youtu.be

Quick anon, you've got to save your fellow comrades from the clutches of those horrible rat women!

>> No.18645434

>>18645421
I'll put tummyache poison in a big jar of peanut butter.

>> No.18645440

>>18645421
Just give them a bonk on the head!
And bonk the heads of those slave succubi with them!

>> No.18645443

>>18645440
*plague succubi

>> No.18645456 [DELETED] 

https://i.imgur.com/5jT4Duk.jpg

>> No.18645465 [DELETED] 

>>18645362
>>/jp/image/WGShT6LY3xr-TKQh6umPKQ
>>/jp/image/I528j-Mb6inQoPk-gHxa1Q
I said neck yourself shitbird.

>> No.18645497 [DELETED] 

>>18645456
What made you think this is good art

>> No.18645504 [DELETED] 

>>18645497
He thinks he's a positive contribution to the thread by mindlessly spamming shit.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/10678806?view_adult=true

>> No.18645547 [DELETED] 

>>18645542
Stop.

>> No.18645552 [DELETED] 

>Posting shit from fucking fanfiction websites.
When will mods just rangeban wiki browsing /monster/ faggot?

>> No.18645603

>>18645421
Rat women don't exist, anon.

>> No.18645632
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Mamono GO.

>> No.18645647

>>18645603
>Taking bribes

What did it take anon? A few quick under the tables? Shekels?

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>>18645421
But rats are cute! The cutest!

>> No.18645653

>>18645421
My Dark Inquisitor wife will get rid of them.

>> No.18645687

>>18645647
I think you missed the reference, anon.

>> No.18645843

>>18645652
They arent that cute when they are looking for dick cheese

>> No.18645856

>>18645843
>dick cheese

why would bring this up

>> No.18645875

I want to give Rata-chan a massive cum enema!

>> No.18645896

>>18645875
I just wanna hug her tail

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>>18645421
My great Priest-Queen will protect humanity. All hail.

>> No.18645940

>>18645930
Would you want to see your Pharaoh lay back and spread her legs while giving you a "come hither" gesture as you administer her hourly injection of cum?

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>>18645930

>> No.18645957
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>>18645843
They might not be cute, but they can be pretty hot!

>> No.18645962

>>18645940
Yes!

>After your session with the Pharaoh she says
>"I forgot to mention I have promised a very old friend to get a taste of you"
>Suddenly her pet snake transforms into a very horny lamia who lunge at you

o-oh no!

>> No.18645965

Feeding snakes makes me wonder, if you go perfectly still and silent after a lamia catches you will she let go and get confused, wondering where you went?

Also, is Alp still doing that Subnautica thing? Has he gotten to the raper leviathans yet? I hear tell that it's a one-hit-kill if they drag you into their mouths, if you catch my drift.

>> No.18645976

>>18645962
>lamia
>sharing
Anon

>> No.18645980

>>18645976
Reptiles are too greedy and possessive for harems.

>> No.18645992

>>18645980
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

>> No.18645995

>>18645632
An excellent way to become more fit for when the portals open.

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>>18645995

>> No.18646019

How quickly would monster girl maids usurp power in a home with a human head maid?

>> No.18646023

>>18646019
Corruption, or a Yakuza styled fight.

>> No.18646027

>>18646019
Depends on how good she is. If she's the ultimate maid then those monsters are in deep trouble.

>> No.18646031

Hopefully I'll have a story update by the end of the month. Any advice for scenes with several characters talking to each other?

>> No.18646048

>>18646031
A Kakuen, Kunoichi, and Karate Fox walk into a noodle shop.

>> No.18646075
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>> No.18646082

>>18646048
I'm not taking improv suggestions.
I meant how to format and separate dialogue between several characters. It can get confusing or unwieldy when you have 3+ characters in a conversation

>> No.18646092

>>18646075
LOOK at that little snek!

>> No.18646097
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blue or red
normally tall or very tall

>> No.18646112
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>>18646097
>Tomboy Oni
>Abs you could grind meat on
>Nice rack
>Amazing ass
Too bad she's probably a lesbian.

>> No.18646128

>>18646112
If she's like his other female oni she's straight with the catch of it being for red oni shota dick.

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>>18646128
>monsterboys

>> No.18646149

>>18644997
I thought I recognized your name from somewhere. Thanks for the contribution, even if it was a little short. Did enjoy the sadomasochistic element to the Mermaid sex you implied. If you're not the writer then regardless, thanks.

>> No.18646158

>>18646128
>Anon's shopping list:
>Red Body Paint
>Sake
>Shotafication potion
>Stamina boosters
>Plastic devil horns
>Sake
>Sake
>Sake
>Stamina boosters
Anything else I need?

>> No.18646159

>>18646137
>Boats

>> No.18646163

>>18646137
Welcome to Ittla's work, enjoy your stay with onis lusting after monster boy shotas and tanukis transforming into guys mid sex.

>> No.18646164
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>>18646149
I didn't write it, I just stumbled upon it while searching for mermaid smut.

>> No.18646169
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>>18646159
You're right, Abyssals are clearly superior.
Also, kanmusu used to be allowed on The Monster Multiverse under the "Golems, Gynoids, and Mecha Musume" category

>> No.18646174
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>>18646163
Can't we just have normal stuff?

>> No.18646181

>>18645957
>you will never be the group boytoy/husband to a group of delinquent mice girls on motorbikes

>> No.18646188

>>18646023
>a Yakuza styles fight
I don’t know how those go, so I’m imaging a bunch of MGs fighting like in West Side Story.

>> No.18646192

>>18644997
>Tags: Breathplay
>Sweating intensifies
I am saving this one for later

>> No.18646195

>>18646192
what is breathplay?

>> No.18646196

>>18646158
You’re forgetting the leopard print g-string.

>> No.18646198

>>18646188
So, dancing?

>> No.18646204

>>18646195
Oh you poor sweet innocent anon.

>> No.18646206

>>18646204
so what is it?

>> No.18646213

>>18646206
Google it jackass.

>> No.18646214

>>18646206
Ever heard of autoerotic asphyxiation?

>> No.18646216
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>>18646206
https://exhentai.org/s/132d3503fb/760662-16

>> No.18646217

>>18646214
I was just about to type that.
It's like that but two-player mode

>> No.18646218

>>18646188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU2dQ9orAFY

>> No.18646220

>>18646214
I experimented with that for a while actually.
so basically strangulation and choking?

>> No.18646226

>>18646220
>Spoiler
This is how you get a Wisp

>> No.18646241

>>18646226
thats just being reckless, not suicidal.

>> No.18646250

you know what the world needs?
mahou shoujo monster girls

>> No.18646254

>>18646250
Kyuubi please.

>> No.18646256

>>18646241
Doesn't have to be suicide, that's threadcanon.

>> No.18646258

>>18646250
The sabbath has what you need

>> No.18646261

>>18646192
I'm not usually into that stuff, but when we get mer-girls involved...

>Just imagine getting dragged into the depths by a fiendish Mershark
>Nearly run out of oxygen and black out
>Gives mouth to mouth just before you lose consciousness
>First thing you see after coming to is her pearly whites
>Start struggling and trying to get away
>She just goes about tiring you out more
>Again gives mouth to mouth to keep you alive
>Repeats until you learn your manners

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>>18646258
they cant cross over to the real world

>> No.18646274

>>18644997
I liked the mermaids lack of social mores.

>> No.18646276

>>18646250
I need a big toned jinko in a precure outfit. Or a loli sally with an appearance based on kyouko from madoka.

>> No.18646278

>>18646261
>Repeats until you learn your manners
Boner stop

>> No.18646279

>>18646261
What's stopping me from clawing the shit out of her face?

>> No.18646286

>>18646276
she kind of already looks like her, just needs the oufit.

>> No.18646287

>>18646276
I read that as a big boned jinko and now i want a strongfat jinko to catch while she's dressed up like a magical girl.

>> No.18646288

>>18646254
Is this her way of feeling young again?

>> No.18646295

>>18646278
Just stop struggling, silly
>>18646279
BIG, MEATY, FINS
Also, try doing anything on the verge of consciousness

>> No.18646296

>>18646286
Exactly, it's perfect.
>>18646287
>that moment where you catch her trying on the outfit in front of the mirror
She'd be like a deer in the headlights.

>> No.18646303

>>18646296
I'd probably so stuck there that I can't figure out what's going on.

>> No.18646308
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>>18646250
Indeed.

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>> No.18646319

>>18646311
Perfection, god I wish that guy on the lower right was me.

>> No.18646324

>>18646308
thats a cute cutie!

>> No.18646325
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>>18646250
Liches are already good at magic. Pretty sure I can convince one to wear those outfits.

>> No.18646338
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>>18645687
There are at least 3 different references to be made here.

>> No.18646351

>>18646188
Like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUw3fPkhxlY

>> No.18646355

>>18646338
No, there can only be one.

>> No.18646365

>>18646250
Your momster was secretly a magical girl twenty years ago! Squeezing back into her old uniform is tough, but she won't let bullies or evildoers get away with their deeds any longer!

>> No.18646379
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>A group of mermaids want to show you "a pretty cool place"
What do

>> No.18646387

>>18646379
Cling to a Sea Bishop for dear life.

>> No.18646393

>>18646174
>Muscle/fit girls in lingerie
Literally nothing cuter.

>> No.18646394

>>18646379
Fight.

>> No.18646400
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>>18646387

>> No.18646408

>>18646387
Twist

The Sea Bishop is a cake and is desperate enough to be part of the mermaid rapegroup

>> No.18646412

>>18646192
>>18646261
Jiangshi are perfect for breathplay because in some versions of the myth they stole your life force via stealing your breath

>> No.18646421

>>18646412
Jiangshi are better for nailplay

>> No.18646431

>>18646408
At that point your only option is to hope you get a nosebleed and the incoming Mersharks cancel everything out.

>> No.18646436
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>>18646250
I never realized how badly I NEED to see a super embarrassed Holstaur do her transformation sequence and especially her super lewd and skimpy outfit afterwards.

>> No.18646443

>>18646431
Twist

You've attracted an orca girl with your blood

Get ready for wet snu snu

>> No.18646444

Bast pai
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67820866

>> No.18646453

>>18646443
>Orca girl
Oh boy.

>> No.18646462

Would monster girls allow men to be heroes of justice or is that something that only men can do?

>> No.18646465

>>18646379
Dolphin Rape Caves aren't cool places.

>> No.18646468
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>>18646443
>>18646453

>> No.18646477

>>18646465
>Not trusting the mermaids
If they say is cool then it is.

>>18646468
Personally I wouldn't use a mermaid body for the orca girl.

>> No.18646482

The last tv show/movie/anime you watched now has MGs in it. How is it different if it’s different at all?

>> No.18646493

>>18646482
>Maid dragon
Nothing changes

>> No.18646497

>>18646462
>men being good for anything other than sex

>> No.18646504

>>18646482
>Don't have TV or anything similar to watch.
Nothing changes.

>> No.18646510

>>18646365
I’d love for a ex magical girl momster to help me take on the bullies at my school.

>> No.18646512
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>>18646443

>> No.18646514

>>18646482
>Basilisk

That scene where the gun ninja girl strips naked to provide more bindings for Giga Nigga's massive body probably would have had a sex scene immediately after

>> No.18646515

>>18646497
Pretty sure a skilled painter can make lots of money painting portraits of rich monstergirls

>> No.18646518

>>18646482
>Kamen Rider Build
I don't really see monster girls changing the plot all that much. Interactions between characters might change though.

>> No.18646519

>>18646482
>The Dark Tower
P O R T A L S

>> No.18646523
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>>18646477
Agreed

>> No.18646526

>>18646477
>Personally I wouldn't use a mermaid body for the orca girl.
Kinda agree. I want that vertical dorsal fin and sharp teeth with a "mean" girl. Orcas are also highly social so she'd have a clique she hangs out with near 24/7. Also white eyeliner and messy hair from being kinda rough and tumble. Like most dolphin-related species, very curious about and playful to humans. Would probably invite lost seafarers into their group for a while to play with them until they can get to safety in a "Hey there boy~" kinda way.

TFW you realize orca merfolk would be amazon gyaru/kogals. My dick.

>> No.18646527

>>18646482
>Fate Extra Last Encore
The best girl gets better.

>> No.18646538

>>18646512
I want to fuck that shark.

>> No.18646539

>>18646523
Matsu is a gift.

>> No.18646543
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>>18646477
>>18646526

>> No.18646545

>>18646539
Too bad this is the only image he ever made of her. She a cutie.

>> No.18646546

>>18646462
Depends
Warriors would encourage it as long as they tag along
More possessive or doting girls would be against it since you could get hurt or worse

>> No.18646554

>>18646546
>Shog insisting she act as your armor if you insist on doing something so silly
>you can barely move under all the reinforced layers of steelwife

>> No.18646575

Give me the softest, loneliest CC monster girl you have.
I want to get cuddled into mush.

>> No.18646582

>>18646512
Sauce?

>> No.18646584

>>18646482
I usually rotate between several different shows rather than binge one.

Technically the last thing I saw Girls' Last Tour, but I'd much rather see monstergirl Initial D.

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>>18646575

>> No.18646588

>>18646325
>lich in a flashy and bright-colored magical girl outfit

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>>18646575

>> No.18646603
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>When your neighbour is a lonely CC bug that does nothing but smoking and drinking beer

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>>18646575

>> No.18646620

>>18646586
>>18646592
>>18646606

Are those boobs going to get even bigger when they bear atleast 12 children?

>> No.18646624

>>18646588
>[Monotone] Peace Peace

>> No.18646627
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>>18646575

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>>18646575

>> No.18646640
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18646640

>>18646575

>> No.18646648

>>18646620
Probably

>> No.18646655

>>18646639
I want to touch her hair

Will she touch me?

>> No.18646656

>>18646526
>amazon gyaru/kogals
No hand, I need to write a paper, not masturbate!

>> No.18646662

>>18646482
>Jackass
I don’t know how it would play out, but GODDAMN do I wanna see Weeman and Preston run away from MGs in their underwear.

>> No.18646664

>>18646603
We have so much in common

>> No.18646681
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>> No.18646682

>>18646603
I wanna get a 12 pack and go to her house to watch opening day with her!

>> No.18646685

>>18646656
But don't you like, wanna help them model their totes cute bikinis?

>> No.18646690

>>18646681
How did she know I needed healing?
Sexual healing that is.

>> No.18646695

>>18646685
I can do that after I write my paper. It can be my reward for doing so.

>> No.18646703
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>>18646181
Being husband of a pack of scumbag bombshell rats is one of the biggest fantasies this thread has given me. That, and being the husband of a pack of regular Loli mice.

>> No.18646714

>>18646664
>>18646682
I bet she would love some company, she may be a little grumpy at first but she will end asking you to stay with her as many days as possible.

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>>18646685
>totes

>> No.18646721

>>18646703
The biggest question would be; would be an accomplice to their “crimes”? Or would you be the ‘straight man’ househusband that picks up after them?

>> No.18646727

>>18646719
I hate that kind of language too. But for some reason having it attached to a gyaru girl makes my dick diamonds.

>> No.18646733

>>18646721
Id rather be the house husband they return to and 'abuse' to let out all of the stress they bottle up during the day. I want them to, while being cruel and vulgar, to also worry enough about me to never let me tag along during any of their illicit activities. They'd never wanna risk letting their cute little punching-bag get hurt!

>> No.18646749
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18646749

Mermaids are the second biggest cucks behind bicorns.

>> No.18646753

>>18646719
bless zankuro and his style

>> No.18646760

What if your maid was a mermaid?

>> No.18646765 [DELETED] 
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http://dragonsanime.com/columns/roadlm/item/56-succubus-care-and-feeding

>> No.18646767
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>>18646575
CC Yeti who still wears her footie pajamas

>> No.18646769

>>18646760
A mermaid maid?

>> No.18646775 [DELETED] 

>>18646765
nigga I ain't clicking that shit

>> No.18646781
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>> No.18646783
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18646783

Not enough monstergirls with bobcuts. They're sexy as fuck.

>> No.18646786

>>18646781
Who drew this?

>> No.18646788

>>18646786
A terrible artist.

>> No.18646802

>>18646749
>Unicorns are turbo purity girls
>Husband cheats on her and becomes an emotional wreck

It takes two to tango, if anything the man has more blame.

>> No.18646821

>>18646802
How evil do you even have to be to transform an unicorn?

>> No.18646838

>>18646821
>human girl likes guy, but can't work up the nerve to tell him
>he gets husbandoed by a unicorn
>one day she gets monsterized
>finds the guy and unleashes her pent-up feelings
>her demonic energy transforms the unicorn
Don't assume that it's always the husband's fault.

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>>18646781
>Mother liches face

>> No.18646850

>>18646838
>implying that still isn't partly the husband's fault

More importantly that's statistically low as fuck considering how Unicorns work.

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Pregnant Inaris!

>> No.18646859

>>18646838
He should've defended himself.

>> No.18646865

>>18646852
Would a inari be more or less smug?

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>>18646865
Too happy for smug.

>> No.18646889

>>18646838
Don't assume he's not happier with two girls who love him

>> No.18646903

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that some kitunes eschew arcane arts for the martial ones, becoming fearsome fiends upon the battlefield...even if it may lead to excess tail damage.

>> No.18646919

>>18646640
There's no slime by him yet?

>> No.18646927

>>18646137
I see this general (w) still gets triggered by "monster boys".

>> No.18646956 [DELETED] 

>>18646927
I see you're still a fag

>> No.18646999

>>18646889
Don't assume the unicorn is happy that another girl just had sex with her husband.

>> No.18647020
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Meanwhile in things we don't talk about for some dumbass reason

>> No.18647027
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18647027

She sees your ___.

>> No.18647032

>>18647027
401k

>> No.18647033

>>18647027
treadmill
fat fuck

>> No.18647034

>>18647027
Girlfriend.

>> No.18647037 [DELETED] 

>>18647020
Faggot.

>> No.18647038

>>18647020
Your threads got moved to /c/.

>> No.18647039

>>18647027
Diaper bag.

>> No.18647040

>>18647027
"But anon, I lay eggs from there!"

>> No.18647041

>>18646927
monster + human is the only valid relationship
either way you flip the genders is irrelevant to this.

>> No.18647043

>>18647027
Sandwich

>> No.18647047

>>18647027
Backne

>> No.18647051

>>18647027
Nickleback albums

>> No.18647062

>>18647027
Sleeping face.

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>> No.18647073

>>18647027
Open browser with fetish porn.

>> No.18647081

>>18647020
You just reminded me I have to catch up with it.

>> No.18647082

>>18647039
u cheeki cunt

>> No.18647087

>>18647039
I know Quicksilver's an enormous faggot but please don't let him ruin any more monster girls

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>>18647051
jesus christ this is a blue board

>> No.18647119

>>18647093
There may be legitimate reasons to dislike their music, but 99.9% of those who hate Nickelback do so solely because everybody else does.

>> No.18647121

>>18647073
Open browser with porn, period.

Is she not good enough for you?
Imagine a shirohebi thinking she's losing to some 2D waifu who only exists on the interwebs

>> No.18647125

>>18647119
Did you know that over 50% of Nickleback hate is generated by the top 1%?

>> No.18647129

>>18647093
Isn't there a handful of nickleback songs are accepted?
As a guy who watched wrestling back in the late 2000's, I actually miss `burn it to the ground` as the theme for RAW

>> No.18647130

>>18647119
you have to go back to canada, along with your shit bands

>> No.18647157

>>18647129
>You'll never play flatout 2 for the first time again

>> No.18647162

>>18647129
Pretty much every Nickleback song I like is linked to some nostalgic thing
Hero- Toby maguire spiderman (the first one)
Burn it to the ground- RAW theme
This is war- WWE PPV's during better times
You remind me- Song was a earworm.

>> No.18647164

A jinko would probably rape you but what if you called a cheshire a nyagger? there not ones for violence, or werecat/nekomata who are pretty weak.

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>>18647164
>A jinko would probably rape you
can she be this sized?

>> No.18647208

>>18647203
No.

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>>18647208
This big?

>> No.18647227

>>18647218
Yeah that's fine.

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>>18645421
>Try to keep up, Lumberfoots!

>> No.18647272

>>18647027
Bird Feeder!

>> No.18647284

>>18647218
Matadors and lion tamers would have a hard life.

>> No.18647291

>>18647284
I wouldn't imagine. Now they can just grab their giant weak points.

>> No.18647295

>>18647284
>hard life
Great life, you mean

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>>18647284
>Hard
Indeed

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>>18647284
>Toreador gets attacked by a Holst in a wrestling get up

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>>18647284
>Come on! Hit me with your best shot! Let's fight!

>> No.18647319

>>18647307
I would give anything to be a wrestler in MGC.
I’d also do anything just to bring back Macho Man Randy Savage.
I still miss him...

>> No.18647335

>>18647319
Would you rather have your waifu, or have Macho Man come back?

>> No.18647342

>>18647218
>"Bahahahahahaaa! This the circus' new hire? He is like leetle baby! Look at him, his arms can barely lift stool! How can he be part of our show?"
>"Now now Natalya, ve shouldn't be so rude to our new blood~ After all, a human boy plays a very important part in any circus~"
>"Yes tiger whore, remember that there more to humans than muscles. Anon not like you, he not stiff as board. He actually flexible~"
>"May ah just say first Miz Lihua that your english is improvin' right stellar-like. And second, ah can vouch for anon's skills as an entertainer, both in the tent and mah bed~"
>"Wait, Vhat?"
>"You too too slow Miss Amelia! Miss Janet already win drinking contest with me to see who gets anon to eat them out all night long!"
>"We're havin' a contest to see who gets his virginity tonight, if you want in of course Ringleader~"
Life in the MG Circus would be difficult but rewarding.
In case you don't want to guess, Jinko, Vampire, Kakuen and Minotaur.

>> No.18647349

>>18647318
I feel like I would need some kind of armor before fighting a Minotuar. Not any of that normal shit Adventurers or Heroes wear either.

>> No.18647351

>>18647318
>She charges at you headfirst.
>You grab her by the horns, causing her to squeal in pleasure and stop dead in her tracks.
>While you're feeling proud of yourself she lunges forward, pulls down your pants with her teeth and sucks your dick dry.
>That's not how horns work dumbass.

>> No.18647356

>>18647342
>spoiler
Oh man, that sounds fantastic.

>> No.18647358

>>18647258

I didn't play a ton of Vermintide, but I do remember one of the first weapons I got was a green trueshot bow.

I played a lot of Kerillian after that.

>> No.18647364

>>18647358
Kerillian is the cutest, sassy Wood Elf.

>> No.18647372

>>18647342
So I'm the gymnast, right?

>> No.18647386

>>18647319
>You'll never get into spectacular debt with the Undead Mafia and be forced to fight in an underground club where you're fighting to protect your virginity from hardcore rapist monstergirls.
>You'll never accidentally introduce the concept of wresting moves to MGC when during your first match you freak out and start diving all over the place, hitting the 7' 9" minotaur they pit you against with harsh elbow and knee strikes before delivering a desperate Superkick that puts her down for the count.
>You'll never become surprisingly popular, with your most ardent fan being the daughter of the Wight mob boss who set you up in the arena to begin with.
>You have no idea how this happened, you just wanted to solve your predatory loan problem.

>> No.18647389

>>18647342
Put the Kakuen in a Ringmistress outfit and I'm sold.

>> No.18647393

>>18647372
No, that's the Kakuen. She's so flexible she could rest her fat ass comfortably on top of her own head.
You're the fire breather.

>> No.18647402

>>18647393
I could try that.

>> No.18647436

>>18647389
She'd probably steal it from the Ringleader's trailer before sneaking over to yours to rock your world all night long.
And then she'd lay low with you for the rest of the day after the Ringleader finds the cumstains you two left on it.

>> No.18647437
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>>18647393
>Circus Act called 'The Lost Boy in the Jungle'
>It involves Anon, and the entire team of Kakuen acrobats and gymnasts.
>They swing effortlessly from swings and ropes through the air at the start.
>Anon walks in.
>They swing down and grab him, hauling him into the air.
>From there they pass him around to each other as they continue to swing.
>Anon just looks confused as he's tossed from lewd monkey to lewd monkey.
>Each time one grabs him, he ends up landing face first into their ass or breasts. Or being caught in an embrace and given a kiss somewhere on his body.
>Ends with a dazed Anon being dropped safely onto the circus flaw, naked and covered head to toe in kisses.
>The audience cheers, chanting 'Encore! Encore!'

>> No.18647445

>>18647437
>Every night anon ends up sleeping with a different group of the circus girls.
>Most commonly he ends up with the huge assed Chinese Kakuen and her seventeen sisters.
>Mostly because the act he shares with them brings in the big bucks.

>> No.18647473

>>18647437
>>18647445
God, Kakuens are absolutely perfect. This circus gig sounds better by the second.

>> No.18647477

>>18647437
The Biggest Kakuen with the biggest butt is waiting at the bottom for Anon to land on at the end.

>> No.18647481

>>18647477
Unless her ass is /d/ level trash that sounds like it could be really dangerous.

>> No.18647506

>>18647481
Nah, she's just on a trapeze to catch him before doing some acrobatics to get him to the ground.
Of course, during the flips you'll somehow end up in her arms.

>> No.18647510

>>18645965
I am still doing it and I'm nowhere near writing about Leviathan girls. Next up is Mersharks. Update soon-ish.

>> No.18647515

>>18647069
The fact is that I don't understand it.

>> No.18647516
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>>18647437
What does the littlest Monkey get to do?

>> No.18647523

>>18647516
Jump on the bed!

>> No.18647525

>>18647477
Appropriate I see this while I'm watching the original King Kong

>> No.18647528

>>18647506
Well that doesn't sounds that bad. I just hope no accidental groping happens on my part otherwise that encore is going to turn really lewd really quick.

>> No.18647533

>>18647528
Oh there'll be groping all right, but none of it's accidental and none of it's on your part.

>> No.18647538

>>18647516
Swing by and "accidentally" rip anon's pants off.

>> No.18647548

>>18647533
Those monkeys are getting the spanking of a lifetime. Rough facefucking may also be included.

>> No.18647567

I need cute snake girls for hugging instead of/in addition to fucking. Please and thank you

>> No.18647618

>>18647437
What's that jinkos act?
Jinkos aren't lions.
The mintotaurs a strongman?

>> No.18647639

What is the best way to gag a waifu?

>> No.18647654

>>18647639
With your dick, dummy.

>> No.18647669

>>18647639
Please don't ask me that question anon, gags are one of my toppest fetishes and I could never choose a single one as the best.

>> No.18647673

>>18647639
with her own used panties.

>> No.18647811

>>18647639
Ask KDF, he should know better than anyone.
>>18647669
Unless this is you KDF, in which case fuck if anyone knows the answer.

>> No.18647917 [SPOILER] 
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>>18645652
Stop fucking rats.

>> No.18647934

>>18647917
Love can bloom.

>> No.18648000

>>18647934
Great, now I'm imagining a knight being sent to purge a tribe of Rat girls only to wind up with a loving harem.

>> No.18648106

>>18648000
Thus he became the Rat Knight! Saviour of cute Rat and Mouse Girls everywhere!

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>> No.18648135

>>18648114
There's a couple of ravens living in the forest that starts at the edge of my backyard and I have to say I don't mind their noises one bit.

>> No.18648142

>>18648000
>>18648106
When fighting monsters, one must make sure not to fuck one
t. Nietzsche

>> No.18648146

>>18647934
>>18648000
>>18648106
>MAN THING! Gaze upon the globe of my belly, for this is your work! Once more I am full of our brood.
>They shall be just as numerous and beautiful as their elder daughters!
>Unfortunately, as before, when tasked with this burden... my ankles are sore.....
>a-and it's hard for me to get out of cot in the morning...so..mrhm...carry me. "Dearest Thing".

10/10. Would hold hold her tail.

>> No.18648157

>>18648146
>MAN THING
I want to give a Monster Girl a copy of Giant-Sized Man-Thing and laugh at her disappointment.

>> No.18648162

>>18647917
You will never join the local demon cult and subvert the city government while evading witch hunters

>> No.18648170

>>18648146
Caring for a pack of haughty pregnant rats sounds pretty nice. Would spoil them all until they couldn't help but go complete dere!

>> No.18648171

>>18648162
>tfw forgot my greens

>> No.18648173

>>18648162
Infiltrating the municipal bureaucracy for reasons that are not entirely clear for the win!

>> No.18648185

>>18648173
Anything for love

>> No.18648313

I just want a shog to be happy when I get home from work everyday. That shouldn't be so hard.

>> No.18648325

>>18648313
It's not easy to keep her happy.

>> No.18648465
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18648465

I wish a tentacle would milk me.

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