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18635327 No.18635327 [Reply] [Original]

What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

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>> No.18635578

Moon rabbits are not Lunarians.
Also, the "Apollo landing on the Moon" was NASA's cover for what really happened there, until this day, the real events are not revealed.

>> No.18635641

Real Lunarians are invincible by nature. Rabbits are just fodder.

>> No.18635653

Invincible unless some human walks over and jizzes on them.

>> No.18635662

>need only one measly astronaut to fuck the whole kingdom up

>> No.18635960

The thumbnail looked a bit like one of Wancho's lolis and reminded me of how much I want to put my penis inside a little girl. Thanks op.

>> No.18636078

I like your energy. Your 'tism schism pleases me.

>> No.18636127
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Please get help anon. You don't have to be a bad person.


>It has been suggested that paraphilias are part of the spectrum of OCD. With this consideration in mind, the OCD medication Sertraline (Zoloft) was tested on pedophiles. This treatment proved effective and subsequent studies were conducted confirming the belief that paraphilias are related to obsessive compulsive disorders and the same anti-depressant treatments are effective for both.

>According to Bradford and Kaye, SSRIs have less severe side-effects than anti-androgen therapy and hormone treatment (Bradford & Kaye, n.d.) In addition, pedophiles who have received SSRI treatment have reported limited side-effects and an ability to have non-paraphilic sexual relationships (Federoff & Moran, 1997).

>Research was conducted on 58 pedophiles, comparing the effectiveness of three separate SSRIs – fluvoxamine, fluoxetine, and sertraline. Results indicated that the level of paraphilic fantasies decreased with no significant differences reported regarding the efficacy between the three SSRIs tested. (Greenberg, Bradford, Curry& O’Rourke, 1996).

>> No.18636158

What if I told you that Sanae is a filthy semen-starved slut?

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>until this day, the real events are not revealed.
Here's a lunar bunnies recreation of those events

>> No.18636236

The Watatsukis don't run the Lunar Capital, secondary.

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Hello, where are the proofs?

>> No.18636767 [DELETED] 

>picture: Russian diplomat meeting with Trump political advisor.

>> No.18636822 [DELETED] 

Please refrain from making political posts.

>> No.18636901 [DELETED] 

Please refrain to use greentext.

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>> No.18636928

Dude I'm a /jp/ and I'm lazy as HELL.
I'm not going to read such a long shitpost.

>> No.18636950

Lolis are fine.
That anon is just a fucking toddlercon.
Absolutely disgusting.

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Lunarians got bodied by Americans not once but SIX TIMES, remember. If the 'true Lunarians' are too cowardly to fight and defend their holy land that's on them.

Most of the rabbits died. To two Americans in an electric vehicle.

They fear the Elon.

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No wonder Reisen Surrendered.

>> No.18638795

Also, what if I told you there was no war? The Lunarians and rabbits are nothing if not highly paraoid and superstitous, usually without reason. They were just amped at another possible invasion, following Yukari's and Junko's attempts, and worked themselves into a shoot. Reisen ran for practically no reason. The whole thing was basically a Cold War joke reflecting attitudes at the time, the Russian-US Space Race included. At most it was a standoff and maybe some sabotage like the implied interference in the Apollo 13 mission.

>> No.18638888

What if the soviets actually landed on the moon but got killed

>> No.18638920

Dont you mean the Nazis?

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>> No.18638990

no they got an embassy

>> No.18639562

If you don't find this arousing, you aren't straight.

You don't even know what a toddler is.
Full retard.

>> No.18639573

By the way, the idea of wanting to supress sexuality objectively makes you a morally and ethically awful human being. Kill yourself, normalfag piece of shit.

>> No.18640080

That's Kasen.

>> No.18640815

Go suck a dick anon.

>> No.18640906

Tell me why do you hate Sanae that much, bro.

>> No.18642959

What if I told you it wasn't just two people

>> No.18643126

go on

>> No.18643144

What if I told you that 2hus aren't real?

>> No.18643168

That's a nice bird.

>> No.18643179
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>> clearly an underdeveloped child about 7 years old
>> unappealing style
>> unappealing scenes
Sure, sweetie. Whatever makes you feel comfortable with your "preference."
Meanwhile I'll enjoy my women well-developed and fertile.

Not the guy you were replying to, but I completely agree with him, despite my OCD.

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>> No.18645656

What if it wasn't 6,000,000 oni that were subject to genocide?

What if it was 6,000, and what if they deserved it

>> No.18646021

Shes a whore who rightfully deserves a dick in every last one of her orifices

>> No.18646042

t. butthurt yuuka fag

>> No.18649071

No you

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>> No.18658896

Stop being assmad.

>> No.18658910

Who are you quoting.
You activated my OCD.

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>> No.18660391

Who are you quoting anon?
I don't remember typing that the first time around, or at all for that matter.

>> No.18660426

You too

>> No.18666389

Why so Assmad?

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>> No.18692027

Wonder what they did to her.

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>> No.18692198

Reisen is a former soldier of the Lunarian Army

>> No.18692199

More specifically the whoretsuki sister's housepet if anything can describe better

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>> No.18698644

>fire mortar on the moon
>blasts off into space never to be seen again or gets caught in earths gravity well

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>> No.18702174

they landed tanks.

>> No.18707588

Nuke the moon.

>> No.18711226

Nice Essay

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>> No.18718104
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What's Reisen Endgame?

>> No.18718454

To get loving husband and have lots of children

>> No.18722887

Is that so?

>> No.18727449

Russia no

>> No.18729617

To have her bunny cunny tasted by every living thing in the solar system and subsequently have a global cult spring up praising the taste of her cunny.

>> No.18732300

wasn't that the original plan?

>> No.18732832

wow anon who knew you were such a fag

>> No.18735675


>> No.18736234


>> No.18739107

No you

>> No.18739127

No, not really.
Someone asked me the point of the post since they didn't want to read it.
I just said "free the bunnies, remove the sisters and blow up the moon" or something.

First thing that came to mind since I remembered the Macro of nasa!Junko talking about blowing up the moon. Funnily enough, it was posted afterwards.

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>> No.18742073

Russia Yes.

>> No.18746573

I hate normalfags so fucking much. They ruin everything.

>> No.18747625

Calm down

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>> No.18752411

Stop trying to be me anon.

>> No.18752425

Just imagine little Reisen reading this out in front of the entire class.
She'd probably get expelled.

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>> No.18752448

Death to America desu

>> No.18752473

Corruption desu ne.
Death to America Desu.
We work our ass off and still live better than third worlders or the commies next to nippon land.

I blame the leaders of the past 20 years for causing my fun times to come to an end.

>> No.18752486

lunarians are blind. Really blind.
The bunnies should revolt.

>> No.18760534

Nothing nice.
Bullybunnies died in the war. Reisen outlived them and will be more of a bunny then they would've been

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>> No.18767001

Seize the means of production

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>> No.18771870

Wonder what Eirin thinks about this.

>> No.18771880
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Lunarians are cute.

>> No.18772170

Lunarians should be gased

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>> No.18776257
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Lunarians should be impregnated.

>> No.18781079

She doesn't care.

>> No.18781103

Sagume is the only Lunar Cutie still living on the moon worthy of saving and keeping alive for a chance of a slightly better life. The moon Bunnies wouldn't last a day in the wild, so they go to the Human Village or build a Village of their own (unlikely).

>> No.18781142

There is no more just fate for those so obsessed with purity than too fill them with hundreds, thousands of filthy, unwashed dicks.

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>> No.18785494

Mmm. I'm inclined to say that that is one of the only just punishments.
Just tie them up and have countless old bald faceless men cum inside the moonies over and over for no good reason.
Public use is public use.
Soon enough, people won't even want to go near them because they're filthy used goods. Freely used whores to as well.
Purge everyone in their bloodline and use the sisters as the village cumdump where all the males go after school and work and force the sisters to clean themselves for the next day of the week, leading into the stressful weekends of constant, continual use while only feeding them enough to keep their natural moonie forms

>> No.18786481

Translate it

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>> No.18788283

Sagume is the only cute Lunarian

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>> No.18791927

Iraq lobster

>> No.18796142

You sure?

>> No.18803030

What would the child look like

>> No.18807584

Forced to subsist on a meager meal of beef, bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato and four kinds of condiments. She came close to madness trying to find it in Gensokyo, but they couldn't get the fries right.

>> No.18808875

One ear

>> No.18812942

>25 days
Thanks /jp/

>> No.18812995
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What if Okina does some shit like opening the lunarian's backdoors and throwing through them fairies or releasing some impure force? Is Okina the most powerful being of all the multiverse?

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>> No.18816952

What is she really reading? Is she saying how she helps Mommy with her suppositories?

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How did such a young innocent bunny become such a useless bunny?

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And to think that Reisen would go from an intelligent child into this harlot.

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>> No.18825368

Do Lunarians get pregnant?

>> No.18825377

Well Yorihime married Toyohime's child, so yes.

>> No.18827254

Aunt and nephew marriage?

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>> No.18829196

The whore deserves to be executed as well.

>> No.18830105

How can lunarians compete?

>> No.18833301

I mean, but how?

>> No.18834295

Don't be a prude

>> No.18837017

They can't anon

>> No.18837296
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The war took her tits.

>> No.18837851

That's not Reisen.

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>> No.18840804

That's her.

>> No.18840924

It isnt.
Reisen fled during the war.

>> No.18840929

Is Sayaka a Lunarian?

>> No.18842251

Sayaka is a Maho Shoujo so no?

>> No.18842372

John Madden John Madden

>> No.18843431
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It's Nicetack's Reisen. Nothing in common with the actual bunny, but she's cute in her own way too.

>> No.18845442

/jp/ is too fast

>> No.18846011
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she cut off her tits and locked the belt up to avoid being raped as a POW
there might be a knife blade or a spike inside her orifice too
pic: reisen before and after enlistment/war

>> No.18846056

no, she had already been captured and raped before she did that
she got PTSD and burned off her tits then

>> No.18847542

How many moon rabbits died in the war?

>> No.18847661

You know what soldiers do to their female contemporaries.

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>> No.18847760

newfag here. full name is reisen udongein inaba but is inaba the actual first name?

>> No.18849085

No, Reisen is the first name. In Japanese her name would be Inaba Udongein Reisen.

>> No.18849729

See OP.
What do they do?

>> No.18851161

Don't get too clingy.
Reisen might be one you pass on.

>> No.18851183

Her name is written in katakana so her name isn't backwards like other japanese names.

>> No.18851197

That's a thing?

>> No.18853404

Yeah, didn't you know?

>> No.18855410

I didn't know that was the case for Katakana

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What do you think they do?

>> No.18855523 [DELETED] 

Liberated her from her oppressors?

>> No.18855548

Liberated her from her oppressive gender roles?

>> No.18855586

>t. lunarian

>> No.18856877


>> No.18856907

Get OUT.

>> No.18856935
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>doesn't know that old /jp/ allowed greentexting

>> No.18856951

Suck my fucking cock.

>> No.18857085

who are you quoting?

>> No.18857276

Lmao. I have been taking sertraline for depression and i still like lolis. I don't think that drug would work by itself, that is, you would have to not only seek a pharmacological treatment but also some kind of therapy. And even then i would recommend against it given the current taboo/opinion in current society (punishment before treatment), unless you think you can't control yourself and think you can cause harm. Then, yeah, hope that whover person helps you doesn't snitch on you ruining your life and helps you get those urges, if any, in control. Of course all of this is assuming we are talking 3D, 2D is totally okay. That is why 2D>3D.

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>> No.18860814

The previous day a lunar guard had been summoned to wakatsuki for something (too many kanji for me)

Someone is getting impregnated today??

>> No.18862188

Thanks anyways

>> No.18865800

She looks so innocent

>> No.18865905

War changed her.

>> No.18866448

Reisen is best pirate 2hu

>> No.18869301

She is

>> No.18869361 [DELETED] 

Lunarians are fascist!

I'm a fascist too!



>> No.18871206
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Reisen is a Drug User

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>> No.18876080

Lunarians are Zeon

>> No.18876275
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I have no idea why but reading this was fun and bring a smile to my face, Thanks anon.

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>> No.18878535

No wonder they're the best.

I miss this doll.

>> No.18879535

Lunarian Empire Fuck Yeah is a mental disease

>> No.18880898

No it's not

>> No.18880947

yes it is

>> No.18884632

How did she know such secrets?

>> No.18885520

Time travel?
A little bunny such as herself shouldn't know such things at such an age.. Let alone some of the big and scary words that may scar her for life!

>> No.18885564 [DELETED] 

Time travel?
A little bunny such as herself shouldn't know such things at such an age.. Let alone some of the big and scary words that may scar her for life!

>> No.18885716 [DELETED] 

You don't have to be such a cockliving faggot, but here we are.

>> No.18885724

You didn't have to be such a cockloving faggot, but here we are.

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I wonder what reisen saw that give her PTSD

>> No.18892852

It's a nice read

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Probably seeing all the people she knew being beaten and pushed back, the fact that they were losing all the time may have played into it, maybe it was just the fact that she abandoned the fight and allies and can’t get over the fact.
Reisen needs a lot of hugs, I would give an endless amount

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poor thing, than let do our best to give her lot of love and hug

>> No.18894127

He hates being reminded of what he is.

>> No.18894136

I would give Reisen a hug everytime i see her
Such a cute bunny~

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What reisen needs is a friend
I think we can be good friends

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Bunnies are naturally cute.
Reisen is no exception, even if she is a moon rabbit

>> No.18894712

Too much moon rabbit dick

>> No.18896967

You mean Human Dick, Anon.

>> No.18897321

Boys don't exist in Lunar or Gensoland

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She was a deserter, moon rabbits came to take her back.

>> No.18899156

They will never take reisen
She will never go back voluntarily anyway

>> No.18900032

Boys don't exist in Lunar or Gensoland
Rinnfaggot does not count.

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poor reisen, I can only imagine the pain she is going through

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pain isn't something you can imagine, it's something you have to live
people empathize with and respond to others' pain in a variety of ways to varying degrees of efficacy in making a product through relation and connection
but this is not experiencing the pain of another,
this is not knowing the pain of another,
the only way to know the pain of another is to become that other and experience the life they lived
from beginning to end

>> No.18901007

That’s why you have to show her how much you love her anon

>> No.18902148

Considering that Reisen had to shoot her own comrades, yeah that would suck.

>> No.18904095

Did Neil Armstrong lead the charge?

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I forget; didn't Junko follow Reisen back to Eientei after the events of LoLK?

>> No.18904633
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I'm not 100% sure, but if I remember correctly, Reisen does something with Hecatia that may imply it in LoLK, but I don't think she's with Reisen.
Seeing as Hidden Star doesn't give much light on the subject, I'd say that she's not with Reisen.

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I want to help Junko get revenge

Why do I have to side with moonshitters

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To be fair, moon does have some interesting stuff on it.
I find it more interesting than the Earth stuff.

>> No.18911119

I will fight with Reisen.

In ArmA desu.

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do not hurt the cute bunny

>> No.18911194

It's ArmA baby.

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>> No.18911297

Bitch please, I fight WITH her.

In a vidya game!

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I want to pull the ears off the rabbits.

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You see me now, a veteran
Of a thousand psychic wars
I’ve been living on the edge so long
Where the winds of limbo roar
And I’m young enough to look at
And far too old to see
All the scars are on the inside...


>> No.18914988

So who was the American MVP in the Lunar Wars? Armstrong or Buzz?

>> No.18915063

american here, can confirm, we freed the shit out of those dumb communist moon bunnies.

>> No.18915085

Armstrong, he was the first to walk on the moon and the first to take out the lunar force

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if only someone was there to let us know what really happen on the moon, oh wait

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Didn't Eirin rant about this in her debut game.

>> No.18920845

She did but only Yukari understood

>> No.18921151

What really happened on the moon (in short):
- Gensokyo is the place of forgotten Myths and the like
- Moon Rabbits and Kaguya were Japanese Myths supposedly living on the Moon
- The Moonlanding killed those Myths (since the Moon became just another place now)
- those who could fled to gensokyo

>> No.18921351

So all those rockets that BASED Kennedy launched into space were really just nukes for the loonies?

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>> No.18922147

Yeah then Kennedy got killed by Lunarians so the US launched the Apolo 11 in order to take revenge with their own hands.

>> No.18923298

Then why didnt loonies retaliated against the URSS?

>> No.18923528

Much harder to hit, Kennedy was a public figure know to everyone in the western world and the loonies wanted to send a message, not start a war, too bad Nixon was elected.

>> No.18923944

Yeah. Too bad tjey got assraped when they poked the bear.
A. Bunny can outrun a bear, but when it comes to fighting, all it takes is for that bear to bring down his paw on the sorry animal to kill it.
All in one fell swoop.
The bunny, survived however. Though just barely. it is severly crippled. It may never truly recover.

There was more to lose in blowing up the moon, but so little with Lunar genocide.
If it happened, we'd have blood moons every day instead of every few years.
Like sticking Haleys Comet into Earths orbit to see it every day, instead of every 70 years or so.

>> No.18924861

How did you get this image?

>> No.18925103

I have it in my hard-drive for some years, don't know where I get it from

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I want reisen to be treating well and take a good rest, she need it.

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>> No.18929271

Back up your shit senpai.
We can't have /jp/ers losing images due to human error.
Buy one now.

>> No.18931122

She'll be treated as a pow

>> No.18933068

Was she exiled for this?

>> No.18933796

She fled for life to gensokyo cause murrica was literally to stronk and there was a full blown lunarian genocide going on cause the moon rabbits fucked up that badly.

>> No.18934044

She deserted because Armstrong was raping Lunarians left and right

>> No.18934169

the suits aren't for breathing, it's armor.

>> No.18936685

Better to flee and live another century than to stay and die dishonorably.
Reisen is a really cute and smart girl!

>> No.18939849

>Better to flee and live another century than to stay and die dishonorably.

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She saw something she should't have see.

>> No.18940266

Thats a smart move

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Please give us the details

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>> No.18944833

Fortunately prisoners at American pow camps tend to gain weight before Guantanamo style black sites where used

>> No.18944896

See OP.
She read that aloud.
Consequences from the highest orders followed.
Look at the crying whore in the background in >>18635327's image

>> No.18945795

Neither the right or wrong move

>> No.18945856

There was no Lunar War. None. The Lunarians put on a big show of getting ready to kick the "invaders" out and mobilized the army, they left on their own, and that was it. No fighting, no dead rabbits, no nothing. It was a war in name only.

>> No.18945913

The way you word it makes it seem as if someone came walking by and they just grab their weapons and give stinkeyes while gesturing violent acts while being weak themselves as the visitors don't even notice they're there. The when they left, they boas about how they kicked sme unwanted invaders asses asthe kill 90% of their people and lie to the public ad say they fougt honorably when in reality the were killed in masses for food for the non bunny citizens when food ran short enough to cause famine.
Strong bunnies. Strong food. More benefit for non bunnies, tragic loss for the bunsters.

>> No.18945916

Reisen is lucky to be alive. She saw through the shenanigans.
Smart bunny
Cute bunny
Best bunny
Reisen Udongein Inaba bunny

>> No.18946003

What was America's problem with Lunarians

>> No.18946019

>The way you word it makes it seem as if someone came walking by and they just grab their weapons and give stinkeyes while gesturing violent acts while being weak themselves as the visitors don't even notice they're there. The when they left, they boas about how they kicked sme unwanted invaders asses
Exactly this.

Everything else, no. The reason Yori says there aren't very many bunnies around that fought the invaders is because none of them fought them in the first place. Nobody died. At the very worst some died in the completely unnecessary scramble to mobilize, they are incompetent at being soldiers after all, but I doubt it.

>> No.18947193

Remove lunarian

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>> No.18952828

Mate and sire half children with the lunarians

>> No.18955239

Diluting Human vlood

>> No.18956074
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Steady on Buzz

>> No.18956098

Diluting with what? Lunarians still count as humans.

>> No.18958355

>Mate and sire half children with the moon rabbits
fixed that for you

>> No.18961988

No they don't

>> No.18963076

Other way around

>> No.18965231

Americans are brutes

>> No.18965476

I want to fuck Reisen Udongein Ibana

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Everyone does.

>> No.18970421

Can any of you with real proof explain to me what lays on the dark side of the moon, and why despite a satelite circling around the Earth we don't have one circling around the moon for public view?

>> No.18970469

We do though

>> No.18970498

she had a good reason to

>> No.18970506

k, then.
where is it?

>> No.18971490

In orbit around the moon
Use your head senpai

>> No.18971518

You dummy.
What use is an satellite around the moon if it's all dark in the other side?

>> No.18973939

Reisen truly is the best bunny

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>> No.18976022

They are responsible though.

>> No.18977194

>Can any of you with real proof explain to me what lays on the dark side of the moon, and why despite a satelite circling around the Earth we don't have one circling around the moon for public view?
There is no real "dark side".
The "dark side" is just the side of the moon we never really see normally.
The same side of the moon always faces the earth no matter what... Unless something disasterous happens and fucks up our cute little solar system.
You can put a satellite around the moon, but there really isn't much to film. If anything, you'll just be filming the same side of the moon but at different positions in time.
Filming the "dark side" will be the same as seeing the side we always see.
Sometimes visable in most phases, sometimes invisable [to the vast darkness of space] during new moons.
We can put one up there, but it will be a waste fo resources and said resources would be better spend on a rover to scower the surface and discover some stuff than to observe from a distance 24/7.

>> No.18977200

I refuse to believe Reisen is a lethargic.

>> No.18977204

I agree. She is cute.
She's cute in her own way. Just like Reisen!

>> No.18977240

For some reason, I see Reisen looking down on me during a full moon when I ask her about the Lunar War and she only replies with this post when I try to feel sympathy for her and what she went through.

It's almost soul crushing but it strengthens the want to protect her from any further harm. Going to the lengths of giving up your own life if it means she won't have to go through that stuff again, or much less, see another Native Lunarian ever again.

>> No.18978727

In what way?

>> No.18979250

Beastiality is illegal

>> No.18980575

It shouldn't

>> No.18983028

So is fucking youkai, but we do it anyways. As long as the shrine maiden doesn't catch you it is fine.

>> No.18983251

Hugging =/= Fugging! Anon!

>> No.18983362

That only applies to non-sapients
Fugging her would be xenophillia

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>So is fucking youkai
Uhhh, citation needed.

>> No.18984023

Miko and villagers discourage Youkai-Human contact. Procreation is along one of these forbidden acts.

>> No.18985154

Naturally, Byakuren is someone who'd actively encourage this behaviour to further human-youkai relations.

>> No.18985496

see >>18983621
You do know what citation is, right?

>> No.18986721

Half breeds aren't allowed in the village

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Artist is kai_013

>> No.18986950

I like the idea that America is still a bit crazy enough to believe in the things the rest of the western and eastern world has largely abandoned given that a large part of it is still rural and ill-documented and the majority of its citizens believe in the supernatural. Them devoting resources to fighting a nation of people who boasted their superiority to America and then covering it up is completely in-character for the era. By Maribel's time, the US is like how the Holy Roman Empire was back when it existed concurrently with America; existent in-name only, in decline and going into seclusion, its population and size a shadow of its former self and with its steady vanishing the decline of the faith that was holding all of the supernatural things outside of Gensokyo together, to the point that the idea that it was once a global leader itself sounds mythical, it and Lunaria having been ground to dust by the Empire of the East that both despised in spite of their apparent superiority.

>> No.18988895

This isn't canon

If it was the lunarian capital would just be part of genso

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Thanks buddy, I appreciate it.

>> No.18990747

Yeah an i am the citation?
Don't like it? Get on your knees and suck my cock. Just like Byakuren.

>> No.18990766

But not in Gensokyo.

>> No.18990875
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Hug the bunbun

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Fuck the bunbun

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You can't leave a man without sauce like this
Reverse image search gives nothing

>> No.18995189

I have found the source https://nhentai.net/g/155570/

>> No.18995202

nigga just get a half a brain and search some tags on ex

>> No.18996793
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Hug the bunbun!

>> No.18999053

Momma Reisen

>> No.19000923

This one make a man titanium solid.

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I need more space.. My images are disappearing...

>> No.19001312
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I don't think that's how memory works.

>> No.19001392

No no no.
Images are going white, blank.
When Intransfer to my toaster, I get dead Images.
I don't want to delet my /jp/ images when i transfer stuff either.
But the looming threat of organizing and renaming tens of thousands of images is going to be a fun time (sarcasm).
My other HDD died, so I can't just write this off and call things fine since it had a few images that went corrupt.
Just old, beatup hardware.

>> No.19001406

Speaking of which, I need to port more images soon.

>> No.19001913

You need a ZFS array, or at least a btrfs mirror.

>> No.19003262

I'll look into it.

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>> No.19008881

Cute Reisen
HUG Reisen!

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>> No.19015502

Reisen is CUTE bunny.

>> No.19019176

So you think

>> No.19021142

no no no.
Reisen is CUTE bunny!
Even if she is an ex-Lunarian Soldier, she is still CUTE bunny.

>> No.19023328

She's a traitor who deserves a traitor's death

>> No.19024545

Thank you /jp/.
Thank you OP for making this thread.

>> No.19024556

Reisen is not a traitor and does not deserve a traitor's death.

>> No.19031755

not even 2 months bad thread