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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:02:58 2018 No.18606285 [Reply] [Original] [archived.moe]

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>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:04:59 2018 No.18606290 File: 205 KB, 554x452, Pouty Black Dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606285 Big girls start off little. Take advantage of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:05:25 2018 No.18606291 File: 312 KB, 1133x1600, __kon_tokyo_ravens_drawn_by_suemizu_yuzuki__8732a93d58741076779564e2b185c0fb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli foxes are pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:06:33 2018 No.18606294 >>18606290 >>18606285 Big girls give big hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:06:35 2018 No.18606295 >>18606285 Like I'll fear some big nerd who gets flustered just holding hands

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:07:08 2018 No.18606296 >>18606290 >Telling me to take advantage of little girls It's not right! That said, I do still have a weaknes for shortstacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:09:43 2018 No.18606300 File: 65 KB, 600x856, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606290 You mean like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:11:27 2018 No.18606305 >>18606300 >Turns into an Atlas moth Jesus take the wheel

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:11:52 2018 No.18606306 File: 611 KB, 650x964, 1493268504402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606296 That's natural. Shortstacks are the peak of monster evolution after all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:12:37 2018 No.18606307 >>18606306 >Peak More like the fertile valley, amirite?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:13:38 2018 No.18606311 >>18606306 That's a whale.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:14:05 2018 No.18606313 File: 322 KB, 800x1149, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] dare you summon a succubus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:14:43 2018 No.18606314 >>18606311 Sticcfag please go

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:15:01 2018 No.18606315 >>18606313 Someone please feed this girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:16:04 2018 No.18606319 >>18606314 You can literally see rolls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:16:14 2018 No.18606320 >>18606300 She's at critical health!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:16:21 2018 No.18606321 >>18606315 He's too depressed to, but she's working one it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:17:37 2018 No.18606326 >>18606319 >>18606314 >>18606311 >>18606306 Notto Disu Shite Agin

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:19:32 2018 No.18606332 >>18606320 The question is, when she faints will someone take advantage of her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:25:07 2018 No.18606353 >>18606307 More fertile than if the river bank of the Nile had volcanic ash dumped on it. Just the thought of such a broodmother in the making gets me hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:40:51 2018 No.18606390 >>18606353 Are you imagining a shortstack Pharaoh all oiled up wearing nothing but body paint as you fill her tight fertile pussy with your cum and she begs you for more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:47:14 2018 No.18606399 >>18606390 I'll give her as much of my lowly slave semen as she wants. Her lineage will never die out from the rate she'll be pumping out babies. Horus help me when her body shifts into maximum MILF-erdrive

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:51:21 2018 No.18606406 File: 188 KB, 1200x1200, 1511236136840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606390 Shortstack is nice, but big girls are good too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:53:05 2018 No.18606408 >>18606406 I think a tall pharaoh and short anubis would work best. Both busty, of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 02:53:36 2018 No.18606409 >>18606285 Size difference is only good when the guy's cock is bigger than the female

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:00:07 2018 No.18606421 >>18606285 >waifu is considered tall >she’s a head shorter than me Oh Japan.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:02:45 2018 No.18606432

>>18606399
You'd better be ready for the most boner stiffening dirty talk you've ever heard from her anon. She'll be calling you her fucktoy and her slave so much it might seem odd when she switches to calling you darling in the afterglow while stroking your hair.
>>18606408
Why not have it the other way around anon? Shortstack Pharaoh and Amazonian Anubis?
Both of them completely into the idea of using you as a lowly breeding slave of course.
At least that's the public excuse, they really just want to keep you to themselves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:02:56 2018 No.18606433 >>18606421 >anon never noticed he was actually a giant

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:07:03 2018 No.18606438

>>18606432
>being a shortstack pharaoh's living dildo
Normally I'm not into femdom, but I'd wear a collar with a chain on it if only so she could pull me into a loving deep kiss after I finish filling her womb with as much babybatter as she can physically hold

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:07:28 2018 No.18606439 >>18606432 Because tall, stately, absolute breeding material pharaoh. I can handle a short boss, but a ruler needs presence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:08:40 2018 No.18606445 >>18606438 >after I finish filling her womb with as much babybatter as she can physically hold Get ready for a full three months of breeding. She has the resources to keep the two of you going that long.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:13:42 2018 No.18606458

>>18606445
If she's a devout Hathorite like I believe her to be, we could essentially keep each other going just by ourselves
>she sustains herself off your semen as any monster would
>you suckle the rich, healthy milk that leaks from her sizable breasts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:16:20 2018 No.18606463 How would you feel about your waifu/gf chugging several mugs of your semen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:18:35 2018 No.18606466 >>18606463 As long as they are drinking those mugs worth of cum straight from the tap I don't mind. But if they saved some for later or something that'd be pretty weird, I wouldn't let that fly.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:25:01 2018 No.18606475

>>18606458
>You're the only slave the Pharaoh's taken with her on a vacation to Pandemonium.
>You walk into her chambers only for the doors to slam shut behind you by magic.
>She's laying on the bed completely slathered in oil and wearing her rough sex body paint, legs spread and with a smug smirk on her face.
>Before you can even react you feel her God Voice wash over you.
>"Get over here and FUCK ME UNTIL I'M KNOCKED UP!"
>It's a good thing you're in Pandemonium, because otherwise her kingdom would be without it's Pharaoh for a year and a half instead of just a few days.
>And now it has a princess on the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:26:07 2018 No.18606479 >>18606463 She'd probably notice how absolutely rock hard I got and then decide she wants some from the tap. Maybe she'll even do it during the Idol roleplay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:37:57 2018 No.18606505 >>18606285 What kind of a monster girl would keep me safe from violent moshing at concerts and keep me warm at night

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 03:39:50 2018 No.18606510 >>18606505 Mothman. No one will mosh if they're all high as fuck on her scales and her fluff is perfect cuddle material.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 04:07:32 2018 No.18606566 >>18606505 Any Lamia, but especially Apophis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 04:50:05 2018 No.18606674 File: 401 KB, 910x1200, BarometzLarge.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606505 Barometz will bounce those other people right off without any shock to you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:24:07 2018 No.18606784 >>18606300 >>18606305 >look up Atlas Moths Man that's a big bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:25:40 2018 No.18606792 File: 2.25 MB, 2500x3000, 1460165376653.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread needs more content. Pick one: 1. More Aquanaut 2. More Jurou-gumo mahjong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:27:09 2018 No.18606796 >>18606674 Do Barometz just get around by bouncing? Or do they just get out of the jelly fruit and walk?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 05:47:44 2018 No.18606867 >>18606792 2

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:05:41 2018 No.18606946 >>18606792 The first definitely.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:23:39 2018 No.18607017 >>18606463 I find it pretty nice. I probably would give her a bukkake every now and then, covering her whole body in my seed and making her feel extra lewd.

>>	Iron Beast Wed Mar 14 06:27:56 2018 No.18607034 Reposing due to archive https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza Part 8 of burning edge (line 872) Stay tuned for scalebound, next.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 06:30:25 2018 No.18607044 >>18606306 Gonna grope, must grope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:07:40 2018 No.18607217 >>18606505 Norwegian metal fan Yeti with black dyed fur

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:20:46 2018 No.18607292 >>18607017 I like to imagine single monsters would get very horny when near a bukkake'd wife, smelling your cum on her and getting horny thinking about the things you could do to their pussies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:23:47 2018 No.18607304 >>18607217 Isn’t she the sweetest little thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:26:00 2018 No.18607318 >>18606796 They can bounce or move their roots

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:29:43 2018 No.18607341 >>18607292 Oh man, my waifu is a dragon so I can see her being very proud, boasting about my achievements with her just to get them even more excited before making sure that it's clear I'm hers and hers only.

>>	Iron Beast Wed Mar 14 07:42:08 2018 No.18607391 File: 181 KB, 630x840, NS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18607034 I forgot the image

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:43:58 2018 No.18607396 >>18607034 Scalebound makes me hope dragonia has proto dragons

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:52:31 2018 No.18607430 >>18606285 Whats with the tumblr OP image? Are you trying to become more disgusting than idolshit threads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 07:54:25 2018 No.18607438 >>18607430 Bait should be subtle anon. Try again once you've learned basic baiting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:06:23 2018 No.18607479 File: 89 KB, 550x461, DJSx1Oh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Why is my kiki looking at me like this? >What's in the drink? >I don't get it. I just gave her a generous raise for a wonderful job she does. >Does she want a bonus?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:21:57 2018 No.18607540 >>18606867 >>18606946 You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:23:50 2018 No.18607550 >>18607540 I wanna watch a monster girl get mad at The Room

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:25:58 2018 No.18607561 >>18607550 At worst it would give them ideas. >Hey, try humping my belly-button, that looks fun

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:26:15 2018 No.18607563 File: 46 KB, 832x900, ChjkvOmUgAAYmOL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Undead Dark Mages are possible aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:27:34 2018 No.18607568 >>18607563 Undead anything is possible, the only limit is your imagination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:28:10 2018 No.18607569 >>18607563 I'd say undead magic users would have to be Liches or Pharaohs to keep the powers they had in life, otherwise they'd just have to learn magic as zombies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:31:37 2018 No.18607586 File: 475 KB, 1500x2156, DYM8ntaU0AEFkCB.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Regura spider

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:34:48 2018 No.18607602 File: 609 KB, 1000x1200, Zappy-sama.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Thunderbirds produce more electricity than Blue Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 08:35:54 2018 No.18607609 >>18606406 This woman has no business being a judge while this gorgeous. I refuse to allow my afterlife be determined by something I should be making tantric love to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:08:32 2018 No.18607744 >>18606406 Beeeg Sheeep!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:09:42 2018 No.18607755 BUTTERFLY WHEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:15:44 2018 No.18607794 >>18607586 In what universe is that a spider? Are you even a real entomologist?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:19:03 2018 No.18607809 >>18607586 this artist loves his long faces and tall girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:20:03 2018 No.18607813 >>18607794 No, but I don't see what entomology has to do with arachnids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:30:29 2018 No.18607864 how do spiders react to being called insects?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:34:52 2018 No.18607883 >>18607864 They giggle and tie you up tighter

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:36:32 2018 No.18607891 >>18607864 Webbing.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:44:53 2018 No.18607930

>>18607569
>I'd say undead magic users would have to be Liches or Pharaohs
Both of those are very specific things. It's actually a good question what kind of an undead a "properly" high quality raised from the dead monstergirl is, I don't think they're zombies or wights either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:52:40 2018 No.18607967 File: 160 KB, 566x800, I don't feel like explaining why spider girls are shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18607864 Poorly I'm sure. They deserve it anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:55:58 2018 No.18607986 >>18607930 Undead Succubi are a thing, even if we haven't gotten a gist on how they look yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 09:59:42 2018 No.18608003 >>18606285 Give a big dere dere girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:01:56 2018 No.18608013 File: 3.54 MB, 2253x3713, 1518835790318.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608003

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:04:49 2018 No.18608030 File: 1.54 MB, 4000x3000, 1519527100077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did no one in the order find it weird that a dude dressed like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:09:32 2018 No.18608052 >>18607986 mgq has a succubus lich , looks the same as her living self only with a big chunk of her missing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:10:29 2018 No.18608056 How would you prefer your portals anon? Instantaneous one way only, giant portal in the middle of the city, or something else?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:10:53 2018 No.18608058 >>18608030 Its called being distracting to the enemy, you gotta think about these things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:11:02 2018 No.18608059 >>18608030 >Again with the Venus and Mars symbol obsession Alps were a mistake. KC should have just broadly stated that any being could turn into a succubus if they desired sex as a monster and just left it at that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:14:05 2018 No.18608071 >>18608058 >They're launching dark matter! Call in the queer brigade, we need shields!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:14:12 2018 No.18608072 >>18608059 Interest into that kind of shit has been growing , as to why I can't say , but I guess kc threw them a bone to get a tiny piece of growing pie.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:18:15 2018 No.18608097

>>18607986
Yeah, but that's the thing, what kind of an undead does the D&D-style template translate to. And what kind of children would an undead not-undead monstergirl have? Same species but alive like she used to be? Zombies or Wights? Undead of the same type of species like she is now?

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:18:53 2018 No.18608104
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Seriously though, why is it so hard to find stories where the mermaid actually stays a mermaid during sex? It seems like 99% of hentai with mermaids has them growing human legs when they're ready to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:20:50 2018 No.18608117 File: 191 KB, 500x364, 1518446986274.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608072 >taking trapfag shitposting wholesale

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:25:03 2018 No.18608141

>>18608056
I'd prefer it where me and my waifu have a personal portal we could open and close whenever we like, basically an interdimensional portal gun. We'd live in my waifu's universe but we'd be able to visit here whenever we wanted for family visits and max comfiness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:25:08 2018 No.18608143 >>18608030 >portals open between the MGEverse and our world >Gender reassignment surgery becomes a thing of the past

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:29:29 2018 No.18608164 File: 707 KB, 1356x2025, 1520569850775.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a hug from my BIG sister

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:29:50 2018 No.18608165 >>18608072 >them Are you the ESL faggot that's insistent that KC is trying to pander to lgbt bug chasers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:31:39 2018 No.18608174 >>18608164 I want a BIG sister that’s short

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:32:04 2018 No.18608178 File: 1.02 MB, 1447x2047, DYD-gLaVQAAHdlx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:32:22 2018 No.18608182 File: 261 KB, 320x458, Mermaid_extra_art_2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-25067-the-talk-how-to-explain-mermaid-sex-to-your-kids.html

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:32:30 2018 No.18608184 >>18608058 I don't think strategists go into the frontlines. He's in the army to admire strong men and that's the reason why he turns to an Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:32:31 2018 No.18608185 >>18608174 Sorry sir, only good taste is allowed here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:34:13 2018 No.18608200 >>18608178 Thicc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:34:44 2018 No.18608205 >>18608164 That's a weird looking Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:35:16 2018 No.18608210 >>18608185 Big sisters can be short too. Nothing wrong with that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:36:42 2018 No.18608221 >>18608178 >paws Eugh

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:37:17 2018 No.18608224 >>18608184 They could dress that way to provide motivation for Paladin-chans to fight harder. The "Boys back home" calendar is very popular.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:38:26 2018 No.18608233 >>18608221 You have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:43:11 2018 No.18608253 >>18608178 ! !

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:45:43 2018 No.18608270 >>18608185 Shush you, I want my shortstack oneesan

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:46:56 2018 No.18608276 File: 445 KB, 1174x1888, 1494791456180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608174

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:49:28 2018 No.18608287 >>18608276 Exactly, that’s the cute oneesan I need

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:50:06 2018 No.18608292 >>18608174 Good taste, the best onee-sans are the ones you outgrow but still remain loving, caring sisters who look out for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:50:48 2018 No.18608297 >>18608287 For the sake of sating my autism, I simply want to see that little Automaton with a different hairstyle and armor set.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:51:21 2018 No.18608300

>>18608210
>She used to play around with you and bully you when you were little.
>Put her elbow on your shoulder, rest her boobs on top of your head, ruffle your hair, etc.
>You grow up big and strong
>She still likes to try to push you around but knows it’s ineffectual

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:51:27 2018 No.18608301 File: 928 KB, 1024x1409, everyday_life_as_a_monstergirl___miia_by_kathalia-dagcht0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:52:46 2018 No.18608310 How long is a ban for ‘abusing’ the report system?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:54:07 2018 No.18608321 The audacity of this spammer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:56:31 2018 No.18608333 >>18608310 Three days. Shit happened to me a year or two ago when someone was making futa shitposts at the start of the thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:58:21 2018 No.18608349 >>18608333 Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 10:58:25 2018 No.18608350 >>18608056 A two way portal that always stays open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:05:42 2018 No.18608394 >>18608253 https://youtu.be/KNJ1B_2b17s

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:06:40 2018 No.18608400 >>18608292 That they are. >>18608297 Seeing one with a bun would be nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:10:00 2018 No.18608414 >>18608182 This could be a fun topic. >First Q and A Why did I have hope for anything better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:13:31 2018 No.18608427 >>18608414 It's from Oregon, what were you expecting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:22:48 2018 No.18608468 File: 2.59 MB, 1280x1557, tumblr_p0tryyeLmh1v2gw9ko1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608414 Here's a cute Sea Bishop to make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:24:02 2018 No.18608473 >>18608030 Shorts are comfy and easy to wear, they're perfect strategist clothes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:25:47 2018 No.18608483 File: 1.20 MB, 1024x1462, mge___honeybee_by_rebbykat-dc4ri4j.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:27:32 2018 No.18608488 >>18608483 I want to lick a loli Bee-chan's honey cunny!

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:27:38 2018 No.18608490

>>18608056
Multiple portals worldwide located in conveniemt locations. The portals link to a biome on the other side similar to the one they connect to on Earth. I want total global saturation, but >>18608141 is onto something so long as the waifu can pass for human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:27:56 2018 No.18608491 >>18608473 They’re also easy to slip off for butt fucking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:28:41 2018 No.18608496 File: 900 KB, 925x694, 1521041321654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that birds are inherently evil because they fly solely on instinct instead of thought and morality.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:34:28 2018 No.18608527 File: 439 KB, 650x800, 9166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608496 Nothing wrong with an evil bird, if anything it only makes them more lovable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:34:31 2018 No.18608528 >>18607479 Wait a minute, I've seen those yellow eyes before... Hitokiri Buttholsai, the dickslayer

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:35:57 2018 No.18608533 >>18608491 It's important to relieve stress on the battlefield.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:36:07 2018 No.18608535 File: 136 KB, 800x1000, 1433959690391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608496 Does this look like the face of evil to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:37:21 2018 No.18608543 File: 528 KB, 2048x2048, __dorome_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_dd_duck__8c78a0e5daf52561ae6759b9f44aa5c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:43:03 2018 No.18608565 File: 214 KB, 900x773, 1521042183239.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608535 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:43:12 2018 No.18608566 File: 337 KB, 638x900, __mako_and_shark_race_monster_musume_no_iru_nichijou_drawn_by_kouda_tomohiro__2c95223acdecc6d93fd60c64ab36a643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHARK!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:45:04 2018 No.18608580 >>18608566 NO BITING

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:45:09 2018 No.18608583 >>18608491 What about cargo shorts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:46:56 2018 No.18608593 File: 367 KB, 1402x1054, Mershark17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608580

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:55:14 2018 No.18608636 File: 1.71 MB, 2610x2180, 04C4AA3E-5B57-4164-A693-989204599BD9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608566 HUMAN!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:55:52 2018 No.18608638 >>18608565 She's a smart girl that will never rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:56:09 2018 No.18608640 >>18608593 Biting means punishment.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 11:56:41 2018 No.18608647

>>18608059
I dunno, the obnoxious obsession Alps seem to have with their lost masculinity makes for a fairly effective warning sign.

Like, how do you know the difference between an Alp and a Succubus? One cannot stop talking about the penis they used to have. And the other is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:09:18 2018 No.18608732 File: 425 KB, 1800x2400, 1410793686974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606784 >big moths MOTH ABS YES

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:13:59 2018 No.18608762

>>18606784
>>18608732
>Enormous Moth wife takes an hour to squish into bed, fidgeting around as her gorgeous soft curves smoosh and rub all over you until you cum three times before she finally back settles down
>”Ah, okay! Goodnight hubby!”
>...
>”...Ah, I want a drink quick! Be right back!”
>leaves the bedroom and comes back to start all over again

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:22:35 2018 No.18608802 >>18608647 Wait, does that mean that succubi used to be dickgirls?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:23:27 2018 No.18608806 >>18608802 No. Now fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:26:01 2018 No.18608821 >>18608802 >Ditzy bimbocubus bouncing up and down >”Hey~! I like dick! I’m a dick girl cause I like dick~!” >crow tengu glares disapprovingly from the corner

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:27:12 2018 No.18608826 >>18608806 >One cannot stop talking about the penis they used to have

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:29:15 2018 No.18608832 >>18608826 >A random post is a canon fact Wow! You're fucking stupid!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:32:19 2018 No.18608843 File: 393 KB, 1512x2016, DarkMage27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608832 Isn't that how all threadcanon starts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:35:38 2018 No.18608854 >>18608843 There's a difference between good ideas and /d/-tier shitposting anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:35:40 2018 No.18608855 File: 288 KB, 844x845, x7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish to touch cow abs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:36:39 2018 No.18608863 >>18608855 I wish to touch cow tits without having the need to take responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:36:58 2018 No.18608866 File: 549 KB, 1024x768, insector_a_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bugs!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:39:07 2018 No.18608879 >>18608866 2abominable

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:39:37 2018 No.18608882 >>18608866 Too much monster and not enough girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:40:15 2018 No.18608885 Does raising a rider and his mount from birth work on dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:40:58 2018 No.18608890 >>18608885 Literally Wyverns

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:41:05 2018 No.18608893 File: 274 KB, 691x976, wormsign.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608879 >>18608882 Filthy casuals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:41:07 2018 No.18608895 >>18608885 Probably. It'd result in one hell of a clingy Dragon though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:42:09 2018 No.18608900 >>18608893 There's a big difference between that girl and Sandworms anon, and that difference is that bug girl literally has to climb out of the bug part to actually have sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:42:21 2018 No.18608902 >>18608863 I bet there'd be cowtit therapy available in a monstergirl world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:43:45 2018 No.18608908 File: 118 KB, 566x800, 1446145422138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608893 Would you eat horrorifice every day for the rest of eternity?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:43:59 2018 No.18608911 >>18608885 Yes, but you'd need to raise a strong rider to deal with her after she matures and starts questioning things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:44:06 2018 No.18608912 >>18608885 I'm sure a lot of Monster Girls wouldn't mind raising their husband from birth. Just give a young boy over to a Jabberwock or Dark Mage, they'll keep him safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:44:20 2018 No.18608915 >>18608890 Not wyverns though, full blooded dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:44:52 2018 No.18608920 >>18608890 He's asking if the Wyvern technique would work with a dragon anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:46:23 2018 No.18608923 >>18608912 >Dark Mage Bad idea, she'd pounce the boy the second he reached sexual maturity and fuck him every day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:46:31 2018 No.18608925 File: 3.47 MB, 3113x2780, D32F0834-D4CB-4963-AFE7-D8AF25B517CE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608920 >>18608915 Oh. Yeah, why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:47:24 2018 No.18608929 >>18608923 >the second he reached sexual maturity She'd do it as soon as his dick got hard for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:47:33 2018 No.18608931 >>18608908 What do sandworms and their husbands eat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:49:08 2018 No.18608937 >>18608929 You’re sick. https://www.livestrong.com/article/267344-erections-in-babies/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:50:07 2018 No.18608942 >>18608925 Dragons make great moms. I imagine they'd be extremely protective with their daughters and even more so with sons. It would be fun to tell one to let the boys climb the trees and to chill when they hurt themselves a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:50:28 2018 No.18608944 >>18608937 Dark Mages are disgusting.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:50:33 2018 No.18608946

>>18608925
>Anon's parents form a pact with the Dragon who rules their lands to raise their children together.
>The first thing both of them see when they open their eyes is each other.
>They grow up together and are almost unnaturally close.
>Once anon's parents have twins later on in life, the Dragon becomes their surrogate Onee-san
>When the day comes to see if the process worked, a Dragon comes down to the village demanding Anon as a sex slave.
>Anon's Dragon immediately attempts to beat this usurper into the ground for trying to steal what's hers.
>Anger turns to confusion when the other Dragon hugs her and starts crying.
>Turns out it's her aunt and she's crying because she's proud.
>Anon and his childhood friend Dragon are married the next day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:51:37 2018 No.18608950 >>18608929 That's not what that means anon. Gotta hit puberty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:52:02 2018 No.18608955 >>18608937 No anon, I don't even like lolis. Those monsters would keep touching and massaging the little kid's penis so it could grow big and healthy though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:53:37 2018 No.18608963 >>18608950 >Puberty Holy shit that would take some time. Monsters go for it as soon as they learn to walk so they'd be doing the same with humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:53:59 2018 No.18608969 >>18608946 What about the Aunt's happy end?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:55:23 2018 No.18608976 >>18608969 She's married, she already has a happy life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:58:04 2018 No.18608989 File: 1.42 MB, 1024x768, ev21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608900 Pretty sure you've got it backwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:59:30 2018 No.18608994 >>18608937 T O D D L E R C O N

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 12:59:31 2018 No.18608995 Imagine a dragon zombie that was reanimated, not because she never had a lover in life, but because she never wants to be without her husband, even in death.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:00:04 2018 No.18609000 >>18608866 Would, then again I'd also fuck quelagg so I may not have the best of tastes. >>18608908 Been a while since I've seen this one, would hug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:00:38 2018 No.18609009 >>18608989 Why are her tits staring at me with a ~ mouth?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:01:30 2018 No.18609015 >>18609009 What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:02:02 2018 No.18609018 File: 22 KB, 353x140, 3296C64E-9FDC-48FD-83F2-003E40BFD862.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609015 Tell me you see a face here too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:02:38 2018 No.18609019 >>18609000 Spiny girls deserve gentle, careful hugs. She'd be traumatized for life if you hurt yourself on her by hugging her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:02:48 2018 No.18609020 >>18609018 She wants all eyes on you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:10:23 2018 No.18609058 >>18608533 Can love blossom on the battlefield?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:12:05 2018 No.18609067 >>18609058 With monsters the question becomes: Can we hope to stop it from blossoming?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:12:18 2018 No.18609068 >>18608030 I'm not normally into that But if it looks like the left I mean c'mon guys im not made of stone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:12:22 2018 No.18609070 >>18608929 >>18608937 Huh. Does this mean that monstergirls would be even bigger pedos then human men?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:12:49 2018 No.18609075 >>18609058 No. It can only bloom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:13:22 2018 No.18609078 >>18609058 I just want big tittied kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:13:33 2018 No.18609080 >>18608117 Before I watched that show and people were posting kon while it aired I thought she was a boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:14:14 2018 No.18609085 >>18608165 Why else would he have created alps?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:14:25 2018 No.18609087 >>18609070 Of course they would. I for one, don't like lolis and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Monsters however are ready to fuck any male at any age, doesn't matter the species.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:15:31 2018 No.18609093
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>>18609070
>Q. What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?
>A. She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:17:30 2018 No.18609100 >>18609093 What happens when an orphan boy gets adopted by a KDF tier monstergirl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:18:15 2018 No.18609103 File: 1.34 MB, 1190x1684, 55364767_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18606285

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:18:27 2018 No.18609105 >>18609100 >KDF tier I don't follow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:18:28 2018 No.18609106 >>18609100 Tragedy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:20:24 2018 No.18609117 >>18609093 Is too young 4 years old?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:21:46 2018 No.18609125 >>18609117 That's kind of in cool kyou territory And even then at least they are mentally older in his comics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:25:07 2018 No.18609137 >>18609105 Unapologetic pedophile with a whole host of degenerate fetishes, probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:25:54 2018 No.18609141 >>18609105 This >>18609137

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:28:28 2018 No.18609156 File: 166 KB, 800x1000, 1507722151593.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608946 Hope she carries her husband to be at the ceremony

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:35:53 2018 No.18609188 File: 1.64 MB, 1748x2480, 67662480_p9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monstergirl do you want to sit on your face, dude?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:38:02 2018 No.18609193 >>18609188 inb4 loli Wights not that it's a bad choice

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:38:20 2018 No.18609194 >>18609188 I want a shortstack Griffon to sit on my face dude!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:38:30 2018 No.18609195 >>18609188 My daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:39:15 2018 No.18609203 >>18609188 troll

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:39:23 2018 No.18609205 >>18609193 >inb4 loli Wights I was tempted to say that but went for a griffon, thank god I wasn't too predictable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:40:47 2018 No.18609215 File: 405 KB, 748x1258, wightloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609205 Nav's pics don't help either

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:41:32 2018 No.18609222 >>18609188 All of them, I'm too subby. Some elegant curvy lady who will cross her legs across my head as she goes about her day reading or talking with friends or whatever, happy to keep me as her live in chair.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:42:18 2018 No.18609224 >>18609188 A muscled hulk of a demon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:44:19 2018 No.18609233 >>18609156 >MG and husband get married >man catchs the bouquet >He gets married too >New wife throws the bouquet again Wouldn't this create a infinite loop?

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:44:25 2018 No.18609235
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>>18609215
Nav's Wight awakened my love for them but I always liked them to some degree.

Now though? I have 3 different head canon loli wights I think about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:48:10 2018 No.18609249 >>18609215 High five!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:48:40 2018 No.18609252 File: 773 KB, 1054x1400, __yuki_onna_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_nav__31095f1bba417f0923304c8127c70e0e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609215 >>18609235 I prefer his grown-ups.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:49:12 2018 No.18609256 >>18608566 Mako no! Bad homestay!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:49:44 2018 No.18609260 >>18609252 I like thicc lolis because they're pretty much the only way to get pear-shaped girls. I hate big titties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:51:56 2018 No.18609271 >>18609188 I'm not actually interested in face-sitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:53:07 2018 No.18609277 >>18608566 The dick is the only body part I want to get bit in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:54:40 2018 No.18609282 >>18609188 A Fairy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:56:54 2018 No.18609297 >>18608566 Bite her back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 13:58:29 2018 No.18609306 >>18609277 >Vampire meeting in a remote castle >"biting your husband's dick: yay or nay?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:00:14 2018 No.18609310 >>18609277 Ewww.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:00:32 2018 No.18609312 >>18609306 >old-fashioned CC's say yay, bite dicks every day >soft young nerds have scruples

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:00:41 2018 No.18609313 >>18609252 This is likely the last thing you see when you get lost in a snowstorm in Zipangu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:00:52 2018 No.18609314 >>18609188 A good old plain elf

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:00:52 2018 No.18609315 >>18609306 >'But that's where that delicious white blood is stored!'

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:01:22 2018 No.18609316

>>18609233
Not infinite, but ‘Nookies do offer discounts on chain weddings. Imagine the following: A group of girls will pool their money to arrange a chain wedding and invite their single friends and any single men they’re looking at. The wedding planner will arrange for a baker to be on standby, an alurane and liliurane florist team, and a collection of dresses and tuxedos to be delivered with a Ittan Momen stylist. Partnerships are also made with the local Otohimes, Pharaohs, Nurahiyons, Lilims, and even the Queen of Hearts herself to provide venues big enough for the event. Priests from all the major religions, including the Sabbath, Eros, and even Aeres are on standby to officiate the union following their beliefs. The core girls make a down payment and for every marriage they add on, a discount is given to their total bill down to the final bill equaling their deposit if no one leaves the event single.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:02:04 2018 No.18609320 >>18609315 >Strawberry Cum >Blood Macchiato Which is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:04:24 2018 No.18609332 >>18609316 >Chain weddings marrying any single men who got invited unknowingly Shit that'd be the MG equivalent of a surprise intervention.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:07:41 2018 No.18609346 File: 203 KB, 1187x862, 178965465465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Taking over the world is hard work!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:07:53 2018 No.18609347 File: 532 KB, 2000x1125, 1521020237518.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608496 they have cute babies at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:11:51 2018 No.18609373 File: 190 KB, 1280x923, 029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18608925 Someone save that humangirl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:12:57 2018 No.18609378 >>18609346 That wurm is adorable

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:13:41 2018 No.18609384
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I can think of some good country music songs that would fit MGs.
Nurarihyon:https://youtu.be/gDWepmUXk3w
Kobold:https://youtu.be/DAmOWCwnQJI
Salamander:https://youtu.be/lPOTQBEe2eA

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:14:50 2018 No.18609388 >>18609378 For some reason I thought it was a girtablilu

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:14:51 2018 No.18609389 >>18609373 Is this an Order knight sent to investigate Dragonia but succumbed to the demonic energy there?

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:16:25 2018 No.18609398

>>18609332
I’d imagine it more as a thoroughly romantic event full of heartfelt confessions and displays of love. No one is getting married if they’re not ready yet, but they may start looking at each other more now. If they’re not ready now, maybe in 6 months.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:27:59 2018 No.18609448 >>18609313 Hey now, there's also the chance of a yeti or whitehorn. Maybe a nice fluffy snow fox or Malamut kobold too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:28:48 2018 No.18609451 File: 537 KB, 1400x1234, 61534566_p7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You gonna get proselytized.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:31:10 2018 No.18609462 >>18609373 >Become monstergirl >Stay just as attractive as you were before, but with extra bits tacked on Well, at least she didn't get worse. KC needs practice drawing women that aren't attractive waifu material, at least in terms of looks, to start.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:34:39 2018 No.18609479 >>18609462 Also it looks as if her personality has stayed mostly the save.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:36:55 2018 No.18609495 >>18608893 >wormsign.jpg Get out of here Spongebab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:37:00 2018 No.18609497 >>18609373 >Random Eyeballs tacked onto the design All of Druella’s taste is in her mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:37:06 2018 No.18609500 >>18608030 The priestesses have to find their eyecandy somewhere, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:39:17 2018 No.18609514 File: 147 KB, 640x360, DuneMovieBar640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609479 Looks pretty MERE to me. >>18609495 >He hasn't read Dune

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:39:19 2018 No.18609515 File: 202 KB, 800x1000, jungle catgirl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are approached by a wild jungle catgirl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:39:57 2018 No.18609519 >>18609515 I'ma hug her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:40:46 2018 No.18609526 File: 63 KB, 350x450, 1521052846975.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609514 My reference is comedy though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:42:33 2018 No.18609533 >>18609497 I wouldn't mind if it was like one and it symbolized something, but he tends to do entirely too much.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:47:52 2018 No.18609561 File: 104 KB, 1200x884, DPSrFDyWsAA4FFS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:48:11 2018 No.18609566 >>18609515 Roll for diplomacy.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:52:03 2018 No.18609588

>>18609462
>KC needs practice drawing women that aren't attractive waifu material, at least in terms of looks, to start.
Nah, the girls being attractive pre-corruption is totally fine. I don't read KC's stuff to look at ugly girls and I'm not really going to get a corruption boner unless the girl was already attractive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:53:26 2018 No.18609595 File: 388 KB, 700x768, beelzebub_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best Beelzebub.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:53:38 2018 No.18609596 >>18609515 Do that shifting to change eye contact thing that they say works on cats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:54:51 2018 No.18609603 Would you put on a frilly princess dress if your daughteru asked you to? It's dress code for her tea party after all!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 14:57:08 2018 No.18609614 >>18609603 Depends on my mood. I might try to talk her out of it, or I might go over the top in hopes of either embarrassing her or making her whole day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:01:11 2018 No.18609631 >>18609462 her boobs got bigger tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:03:03 2018 No.18609643 >>18609497 I think those eyeballs are actually jewelry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:03:14 2018 No.18609644 >>18609603 Oh, absolutely anon! Anything for my daughteru. I mean, I'd wear cute frilly dresses anyway, but oh well.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:06:10 2018 No.18609661

>>18609603
Simple. Explain to her that men don’t wear dresses, but wear suits instead. Then, you wear your wedding tuxedo and join her for princess tea and sparkle cookies on the terrace overlooking her bouncy ball orchard with a juice river running through it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:06:17 2018 No.18609664 >>18609643 It's still tacky-looking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:13:12 2018 No.18609691 >>18609661 >wedding tuxedo Be careful anon, the next game she'll want to play involves her trying on her mother's wedding dress.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:13:53 2018 No.18609693 File: 103 KB, 614x932, 67560583_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:16:25 2018 No.18609704 >>18609693 What kind of semen demon is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:18:00 2018 No.18609711 >>18609693 Lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:20:23 2018 No.18609720 >>18609693 >Ring for paizuri.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:20:55 2018 No.18609723

>>18609691
There’s nothing wrong with that. All good fathers walk their daughters down the aisle to a waiting, loving, soon to be son-in-law. Maybe we should invite that little boy from across the street over. She can say he’s icky, but her blush says something different.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:21:57 2018 No.18609728 >>18609720 >Ding Dong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:21:56 2018 No.18609729 File: 76 KB, 982x1200, 1495985460889.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609711 Pure Lich >>>>> slutty Lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:22:09 2018 No.18609731 >>18609711 Fuck, mean to reply to >>18609704

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:27:08 2018 No.18609750 File: 491 KB, 1024x648, LesserSuccubus5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:27:50 2018 No.18609753 >>18609723 >being a good father My brother. I'm sure your daughteru would grow up to be a handsome and good lady!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:27:55 2018 No.18609754 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:30:51 2018 No.18609766 >>18609631 Gaining a cup size or two is pretty standard for monsterization

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:31:04 2018 No.18609768 >>18609750 Needs more fluff

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:32:10 2018 No.18609772 >>18609766 It'd be pretty great if a girl got flatter as she monsterized because she knew her crush liked them smaller

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:32:14 2018 No.18609773 >>18609729 No such thing as a pure lich. Necromancy is inherently unpure.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:33:08 2018 No.18609777 >>18609772 All she has to do is go to those sabbath freaks and they'll help her out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:34:17 2018 No.18609786 >>18608946 I feel like if you raised a dragon and boy together the dragons instincts to collect would kick in before she sexually matures and would try to "collect" her friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:39:02 2018 No.18609814 >>18609188 Atlach-Nacho, Baphomet, Yupiel-sama

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:40:23 2018 No.18609817 File: 92 KB, 872x598, Lesser%20S%20Final.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A story about a lesser succ would be good Dont see much of them outside of the exet games

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:44:05 2018 No.18609834 File: 29 KB, 335x400, Lesser_Succubus_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609817 https://pastebin.com/qX6sN2Yb

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:44:42 2018 No.18609837

>>18609817
I wonder what kind of full succubus this one would mature into? I bet she would dial it back on the revealing nature of her clothes and get a little less smug and a little more loving. This is the stage where they’re trying to figure out how to be a monster after all, so some roll back would make sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:47:03 2018 No.18609846 >>18609834 ow The edge

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:57:17 2018 No.18609897 >>18609846 It's the only lesser succ story I can find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:58:23 2018 No.18609901 >>18609846 Not really that edgy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 15:59:45 2018 No.18609911 >>18608178 Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:05:15 2018 No.18609946 File: 194 KB, 611x765, 1519478265463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's prime bullying hours. How do you bully your waifu? And how do you make up for it. >Hardmode: No sexual acts involved whatsoever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:05:23 2018 No.18609947 >>18609603 No, I probably wouldn't join her tea party. I'd just let her enjoy it with her friends and if she tried to convince me her mom would talk her out of it by saying something in the lines of "no boys allowed".

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:06:05 2018 No.18609953 File: 917 KB, 1360x1920, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://exhentai.org/g/1188637/d8a7a9b254/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:06:10 2018 No.18609956 Oppai loli wyvern is the cutest. >>18609946 Depends on which scenario it is but I really don't bully, I tease.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:06:18 2018 No.18609957 >>18609946 >How do you bully your waifu? >Hardmode: No sexual acts involved whatsoever. Hardmode is bullying her though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:09:06 2018 No.18609967 >>18609953 All maids deserve a wife end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:09:14 2018 No.18609968 >>18609946 By teasing the fact she is a dragon and gets so comfy with me she snores and breathes fire in her sleep, maybe record it too. To make up I'd prepare her favorite dessert and let her have every bite out of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:09:43 2018 No.18609970 >>18609946 Start a fire. Build an igloo or ice sculpture.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:10:08 2018 No.18609974 >>18609946 Only eat her out and finger her and then fall asleep without putting it in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:11:33 2018 No.18609985 >>18609946 Sneaking up on her and molesting her tail. That, or blowing into hear ears unexpectedly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:12:00 2018 No.18609987 >>18609946 Frequently masturbating, while refusing to have sex with her because I'm 'too tired.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:15:59 2018 No.18610010 >>18609946 Put her in 'the jar' Collect ingredients for her in the field.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:19:45 2018 No.18610028

>>18609946
I keep tempting her with sweets and then luring her into taking a break by putting on documentaries of the ancient world in the background. Seeing her sitting on the couch in a blissful stupor as the narrator drones on about Darius the Great only to go into full-panic mode after she realizes she's behind on both her work and her workout routine always makes me smile. I usually get away with it by telling her I only want to help her relieve stress but sometimes I go too far and she has me sweep the house for fur deposits as punishment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:24:13 2018 No.18610053 >>18610028 Hakutaku? Anubis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:27:50 2018 No.18610069 File: 293 KB, 900x900, Bicorn9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post smug.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:29:15 2018 No.18610076
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>>18610028
>Bullying an Anubis by getting her off schedule
How devilish. I'm sure the next day's schedule would include a time slot for something along the lines of "Use husband as footstool."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:31:56 2018 No.18610082 >>18610076 How is her scepter doing that?

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:34:03 2018 No.18610092

>>18610053
Anubis. We both have a deep love of the ancient world but we fight a lot because I have a deep love for the Romans while she thinks they're just a bunch of Hellenist wannabes whose Empire couldn't even last five centuries, let alone a millennium. She insists the Byzantines don't count either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:34:10 2018 No.18610094 >>18610082 Sand magic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:35:17 2018 No.18610101 >>18610082 Anubis' (Anubi? Anubises?) magic is powered by stress and irritation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:40:19 2018 No.18610139 File: 1.37 MB, 2480x3508, Kunoichi1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610101 >You will never be ambushed by a group of kunoichi and have a martial arts fight to defend yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:42:16 2018 No.18610156 >>18610139 What is she gonna do? Stab me with those knife ears?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:42:40 2018 No.18610157 File: 673 KB, 950x820, 31326518_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love mermaids!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:43:09 2018 No.18610165 >>18610101 I want to be a jailer for a captured Anubis and nullify her power by pampering and cuddling her!

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:43:16 2018 No.18610166

>>18610092
Just tell her that Egypt was in fact conquered by those "Hellenist wannabes." That totally won't end in her cursing you, mounting you, and riding you dry while she berates you in her native tongue about how great her people are. No, that won't happen at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:43:18 2018 No.18610168 >>18610156 Yeah, that’s right. Ninjutsu your way out of this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:43:23 2018 No.18610171 File: 1.37 MB, 2480x3508, Kunoichi1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/E_9KtiT1sig I would wonder what daily ambushes from a kunoichi group would be like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:44:46 2018 No.18610179 >>18609729 Pure lich in a slutty outfit > pure lich or slutty lich

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:45:18 2018 No.18610185 >>18610157 Don't we all

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:48:08 2018 No.18610197 >>18610179 slutty lich in pure outfit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:48:16 2018 No.18610200 >>18609817 I like both. Can I have both? Even the human girl is 2cute, would gladly take home, introduce to my parents then quietly bone on my old twin bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:56:16 2018 No.18610239 File: 877 KB, 900x675, mgq___mermaid_general_by_litkung-d7eyrc1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610185

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:56:39 2018 No.18610242

>>18610171
>Anon has daily battles with a group of kunoichi
>one in the back has a stereo system and is playing ninja music
>At this point anon has started pack wooden swords and baseball bats to defend himself.
>its only made them more excited, as far as he can tell for a bunch of kuu demon ninjas

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:57:06 2018 No.18610243 I can't say no to those thighs

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 16:59:33 2018 No.18610258 >>18610243 Which ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:02:52 2018 No.18610281 >>18610258 Yours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:02:56 2018 No.18610282 >>18610258 >>18610171

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:05:39 2018 No.18610300 >>18610281 Please don't harass 3d's

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:08:12 2018 No.18610320 File: 339 KB, 1024x1843, Alp19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610281

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:12:04 2018 No.18610343 File: 617 KB, 1011x790, poll_winner_1__la_mia_miia_by_erboiler-dbu92kw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:15:32 2018 No.18610367 >>18610343 https://youtu.be/ifzphF8bNTo

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:16:43 2018 No.18610377 >>18610367 >Replying

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:17:37 2018 No.18610385 >>18610377 https://youtu.be/efHCdKb5UWc

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:22:25 2018 No.18610421 >>18610343 She's kinda cute like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:22:57 2018 No.18610424 >>18610421 I like it as well

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:28:23 2018 No.18610465
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Well /mgt/ I finally had a monstergirl dream.

>In coal mine
>Walking around watching everyone work.
>Look at ground.
>See a bunch of orange peels literally everywhere
>Ohshit.jpg
>Begin frantically picking up orange peels so that boss doesn't fire me.
>Almost done.
>Huge explosion to left
>Hole in wall
>Giant Ant walks in and grabs my arm
>"I'm kidnapping you" she says.
>Get "kidnapped" even though I kinda just walk with her willingly.
>Go through hole
>Enter what looks like a convention center or some shit
>Bunch of people there
>See Stephen hawking hitting on Karen from spongebob.
>Giant Ant leads me to a bed in the middle of the room.
>Start making out.
>Things get spicey.
>Oh shit that's right, I almost forgot.
>"We need to be careful," I say, "I don't wanna get arrested."
>"Why would you be arrested, dude?" She asks.
>"Because you're a miner.
>Laugh and fall backwards
>Fall off bed.
>Fall into empty void.
>Wake up.
>MFW I realize dream me fucked up his chance to bang a monster girl for the sake of a shitty pun.

Why am I like this /mgt/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:29:08 2018 No.18610474 >>18610465 >Why am I like this You're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:29:49 2018 No.18610481 >>18610320 I Wouldn't mind alping if it meant I had someone that loved me. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:30:13 2018 No.18610484 >>18610465 Dreams can be weird. One minute, you're spooning your special one, the next you're wading though a mesh of webs and funnel-web spiders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:30:27 2018 No.18610485 >>18610243 I think I might like thighs too much too, anon. It's a dangerous thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:31:13 2018 No.18610490 >>18610465 What monstergirls would the Danganronpa girls be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:31:18 2018 No.18610492 >>18609720 It's a paizuring.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:31:39 2018 No.18610494 >>18610242 >as far as he can tell for a bunch of kuu demon ninjas He's learning about them Soon he will be able to read their individual quirks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:33:20 2018 No.18610503 Do arachne like Being bondage?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:34:35 2018 No.18610508 >>18610503 Well, transforming into a length of chain would be quite exasperating, so possibly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:36:05 2018 No.18610516 >>18610503 https://exhentai.org/s/15bbbc5de2/734591-11

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:37:59 2018 No.18610530 >>18610503 I know that I couldn't say no to binding up a spider to play with, ESPECIALLY if she has huge venom sacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:38:37 2018 No.18610533 >>18610490 Celestia would be an ignis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:41:32 2018 No.18610551 >>18610533 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:44:44 2018 No.18610569 What if you yanked on an Arachne's web while she was spinning it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:50:34 2018 No.18610600 Bimbo Monsters are love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:52:53 2018 No.18610608 >>18610551 I liked her too, but the thought of an ignis gambler with drill hair is pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:53:29 2018 No.18610612 >>18610608 >Hair drill is actually fire Sounds pretty cool actually. Though she's more a vampire.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:53:34 2018 No.18610614 >>18610465 >blogshit >done gone ru paul Neck yourself my man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:53:44 2018 No.18610616 reminder that nothing is funnier than a bright eyed and bushy tailed order assassin sneaking into your tower and getting hit with a heaping dose of P'Orc Mana

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:54:06 2018 No.18610618 >>18610600 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:55:54 2018 No.18610626 >>18610481 So this is what happens in the final stages before transforming? Anyone have that slippery slope image showing the decline from >tfw no gf to trap faggotry to suicide?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:56:56 2018 No.18610633 >>18610616 I don’t know. I saw fish wearing shoes once and that was pretty hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:59:04 2018 No.18610646 >>18610633 >I saw fish wearing shoes once and that was pretty hilarious. Like a mermaid trying to adhere to a formal dress code by shoving her tail fins into high heels?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 17:59:18 2018 No.18610647 >>18610633 Please don't laugh at the loli flat fish, she just wants to try daddies clothes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:02:00 2018 No.18610659 File: 561 KB, 799x600, Diamrem.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610633 >>18610646

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:03:32 2018 No.18610667 File: 194 KB, 700x600, 1515478146249.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610626 At least you probably won't kill yourself if you go Alp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:04:13 2018 No.18610673 >>18610659 I'm Phillip J. Fry and I approve this Mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:08:17 2018 No.18610708 >>18610612 I'd love her as a vampire too, would gladly be her butler.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:08:56 2018 No.18610714 >Deviantart spam left untouched for hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:11:08 2018 No.18610721 >>18610708 God imagine what Miu would be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:11:18 2018 No.18610723 >18610714 Did you report and hide?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:12:35 2018 No.18610730 >>18610723 Yes, the moment they appeared.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:12:34 2018 No.18610731 File: 290 KB, 900x1327, hFhvxbT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:14:50 2018 No.18610747 >>18610614 You seem really angry all the time anon, may I invite you to shut the fuck up? :^D

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:15:42 2018 No.18610752 >>18610730 Then you have done all you can do. Perhaps set a filter for them as well?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:20:41 2018 No.18610787 >>18610667 I’m not a fan of Alps by any means, but the thought of that smiling face at one time being suicidal and recovering warms my heart. Still a fag for showing off his navel and chest like that though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:24:56 2018 No.18610815 File: 286 KB, 1024x1444, aztec_dragon_babe_by_usagiforehead-daxgy0h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lucoaaaaa...

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:27:49 2018 No.18610840 >>18610815 >That giant watermark Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:28:41 2018 No.18610843 >>18610840 R&I

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:30:58 2018 No.18610850 File: 130 KB, 850x1130, Looks cuter without the hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610840 Is this better?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:31:40 2018 No.18610851 What happens when you tell your canine MG wife to go to her crate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:32:33 2018 No.18610857 >>18610851 >Crate I don’t know the relation between dogs and crates

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:34:41 2018 No.18610869 File: 209 KB, 608x489, 0643c92159fb6646f70b7f4bb2bba22f.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610857

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:36:54 2018 No.18610880 >>18610843 >implying that even works anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:39:21 2018 No.18610893 File: 3.67 MB, 3000x3273, FLying tiger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18609946 I rub her ears between my fingers Then I stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:39:42 2018 No.18610899 >>18610880 >reporting a perfectly on-topic image causes nothing of consequence Shocking

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:42:27 2018 No.18610912 >>18610899 >on-topic

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:43:00 2018 No.18610916 >>18610912 Looks like a monster girl to me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:44:14 2018 No.18610924 >>18610916 >deviantart

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:46:59 2018 No.18610933 >>18610924 >an image hosting website

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:48:49 2018 No.18610943

>>18610851
My Kobold waifu would just assume it's petplay time as she doesn't actually have one of those, she might even get a little offended unless I was joking in an appropriate context.

If I or my waifu told our daughteru this however, she'd probably get all excited as she does actually have one of those. It'd be more of a Kobold-daughteru-sized alcove in the wall behind our bed though, with a nice little comfy mattress for her to sleep on, plenty of pillows, a couple of her stuffed animals and a sliding cage door to keep it closed off but not claustrophobic. It'd be her comfy place where she'd go when she wants to feel safe or be alone, or when my waifu and I need the bed for ourselves. If this last bit were the case my waifu and I would probably put our daughteru in some sort of comfy yet restrictive bondage predicament so she can stay entertained, but her cage is very much one of her happy places.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:49:20 2018 No.18610949 >>18610933 99% of images on deviantART are shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:51:33 2018 No.18610959 File: 479 KB, 750x752, 1519405141748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18610943 Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:51:39 2018 No.18610960 >>18608013 Tundranubis needs some warmer clothes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:51:51 2018 No.18610963 >>18610949 Ever just randomly browsed a tag on pixiv? It's not pretty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:53:40 2018 No.18610979 >>18610949 >99% of images on deviantart are shit yes, and?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:54:37 2018 No.18610986 >>18610949 I hate to defend the guy but this >>18610963 The only people who think that western art sites are worse than nip ones have never browsed in moon rune tags for more than 5 minutes. 99% of every art site is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:57:03 2018 No.18611001 >>18610959 Worst moth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 18:57:33 2018 No.18611007 >>18611001 best moth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:00:38 2018 No.18611029 File: 1.06 MB, 1600x2326, ENG29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611007 She's a murderer!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:01:43 2018 No.18611034 >>18610959 Nobody can stop KDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:02:22 2018 No.18611038 File: 184 KB, 441x383, sad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611001

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:04:36 2018 No.18611050 >>18611029 That's what makes it sexy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:04:40 2018 No.18611052 >>18611029 She was killing a pretender trying to steal her son away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:05:41 2018 No.18611057 Does anyone have that one pic of the Cheshire and her depressed boyfriend who was beating himself up? I thought I had it, but now I can't find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:08:01 2018 No.18611073 File: 189 KB, 800x800, d264f250dea9e5d1206052e46016aee7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dark elf coworker!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:08:19 2018 No.18611074 File: 738 KB, 833x1100, 25D33BA1-DA7D-4722-827B-D161F0353E24.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611057 No, but I know hw one you’re talking about. It was a Hellhound, not a Cheshire. The “PLEASE DONT BE SAD” one right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:09:34 2018 No.18611082 File: 277 KB, 600x1000, 1478385212777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611057 >>18611074 This?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:09:54 2018 No.18611084 File: 611 KB, 2048x1556, 1511717492378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611074 no I have that one. At least I think this is the one you're refering to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:12:40 2018 No.18611095 >>18611082 yes, but I don't see why >>18611074 said that was a hellhound. No fire eyes. and she has a shit-eating grin. I thought for sure she was a cheshire. Ah well, thanks for helping me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:16:34 2018 No.18611113 >>18611095 Huh. Fair point. I don’t know why I assumed it was a Hellhound. It could be a Cheshire too I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:19:02 2018 No.18611125 >>18611082 I imagine this happens a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:29:34 2018 No.18611205 File: 106 KB, 724x1038, CrossbreedPriscilla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Half breeds!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:31:31 2018 No.18611219 >>18611205 I'd create some quarter-breeds with her.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:32:31 2018 No.18611227
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>>18611125
Most likely, getting married isn't going to cure anon's depression, it'll follow him everywhere like a shadow until he just bites the bullet and jumps off the god damn bridge.

Then he can stop dragging her down like always. Finally she'll be free of his bullshit and be able to live an actually meaningful life where she doesn't have to have him just shutdown and become total dead weight at every little road block.

How could he be such a waste of skin? How could he actually have thought he could ruin her life like that? What a presumptuous little cunt. Am I right guys?"

The cheshire said with a crooked smile as the tears rolled down her cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:33:04 2018 No.18611229 >>18611219 >someone one third (probably less or half?) her size breeding her i dont wanna know how the fuck would that work

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:34:06 2018 No.18611236 >>18611229 monster obama

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:34:35 2018 No.18611240 >>18611229 Size is convoluted in Lordran.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:34:46 2018 No.18611243 >>18611052 It's not nice to lie anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:37:40 2018 No.18611264 >>18611243 The human female doesn't even know him. She's just trying to steal him away and hates cute moths.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:38:12 2018 No.18611270 >>18611229 You need to believe in your cum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:38:55 2018 No.18611273 >>18611264 this. Damn sluts trying to steal him away from that good christian moth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:39:36 2018 No.18611280 >>18611227 You okay bruh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:41:00 2018 No.18611288 >>18611264 >>18611273 >Moth giving birth to a human son Stop lying already

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:42:14 2018 No.18611296 >>18611280 Yes. I was just playing around with the idea presented from >>18611082 of how a monstergirl would feel to have a husband with serious depression.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:44:31 2018 No.18611305 >>18611288 It's a miracle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:45:27 2018 No.18611310 >>18611288 >having sex with someone that came out of your vagina. That's incest anon, he's adopted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:45:59 2018 No.18611314 >>18611296 Joke's on any monster girl looking to help me get over my depression, I've gone full circle and take joy in it. I'd be an empty shell if you took away the lens of self loathing I view the world through.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:46:21 2018 No.18611319 File: 138 KB, 1001x605, 64944501_p53.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:47:11 2018 No.18611323 >>18611288 Don’t be silly. He’s obviously an incubus. He took a shotafication potion and had a mindflayer put him in this illusion state. They’re a married 100 year old couple. >prove me wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:48:13 2018 No.18611328 >>18611314 Don’t worry. If you’re an empty shell, that means she can fill you with hedonism and a monster’s values.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:48:38 2018 No.18611334 >>18611319 Thank goodness I put up all those rolls of succubus paper. This shit isn't gonna fly under my radar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:49:15 2018 No.18611337 Monster Ojous need the following qualities, a haughty demeanor, a good haircut, wealth, and HUGE...tracts of land.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:50:10 2018 No.18611343 >>18611323 Your ass must be huge for you to store so much bullshit in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:51:05 2018 No.18611351 >>18611334 >he actually bought the paper Hey, I got this Jinko-repelling charm if you're interested.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:52:14 2018 No.18611361 >>18611227 >>18611296 >>18611314 >>18611328 Sometimes I wonder if this is the most pathetic niche in all of 4chan. Then I remember that /mlp/ exists. Then I remember that those faggots actually go outside. Is this the red swamp bottom, anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:56:13 2018 No.18611382 File: 89 KB, 254x263, 1424194740426.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611361 Don't touch me, you miserable sad sacks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:56:16 2018 No.18611384 >>18611361 No, that's /kcg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:58:00 2018 No.18611394 >>18611361 At some point I started to enjoy healing stories more for the suffering than the healing aspect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 19:59:55 2018 No.18611413 >>18611361 Jokes on you I live a normal life with healthy relationships and prospects and hope for the future, and no depressive tendencies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:00:00 2018 No.18611415 >>18610721 Gremlin?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:01:05 2018 No.18611418 File: 12 KB, 819x460, Results guarenteed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611351 Those don't work. But my poncy paladin brand succubus paper sure is handy for when summer comes around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:01:24 2018 No.18611422 >>18611415 Some kind of Gremlin Sccubuss combo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:02:09 2018 No.18611426 >>18611418 Anon I think those are Vamp Mosquitos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:02:28 2018 No.18611431 >>18611270 But i am afraid of tall women! EVEN MORE A BIG HALF DRAGON WOMAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:02:34 2018 No.18611432 >>18611418 >>>/tg/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:04:19 2018 No.18611445 >>18610242 >one in the back has a stereo system and is playing ninja music Is the leaders name ‘Betty’?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:04:33 2018 No.18611448 File: 13 KB, 819x460, Results guarenteed!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611426 No they're very clearly succubutts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:06:11 2018 No.18611461 >>18611432 But I don't like warhammer, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:07:13 2018 No.18611464 >>18611461 Go to MGU then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:07:53 2018 No.18611469 >>18611464 but that place is cancer and iron beast is from there.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:07:57 2018 No.18611470

>>18611361
I'm like spaghetti code for an online game that's super old. Everything works perfectly fine as long as nobody touches anything, and in order to truly fix anything, you'd need to scrap it all and start from scratch.
The real question, is how would you even go about trying to explain to a monster girl that wants to fix you that you're only capable of being happy because you're broken in this one specific way?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:08:32 2018 No.18611474 >>18611469 Then you'll fit right in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:10:38 2018 No.18611485 >>18611474 but anon, you're the one who's cancer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:11:48 2018 No.18611496 >>18611361 >Sometimes I wonder if this is the most pathetic niche in all of 4chan. That would be the gentle femdom threads or the ntr generals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:13:26 2018 No.18611507 >>18611496 lets not forget the blacked threa- What the fuck is gentle femdom, and why is it pathetic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:13:45 2018 No.18611511 >>18611445 Beware the song about big butts

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:15:12 2018 No.18611515 >>18611485 >NO U Go roleplay as a paladin somewhere else you troglodyte.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:15:21 2018 No.18611516 >>18611496 Every monster would be improved as a slime.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:15:32 2018 No.18611517 >>18611470 Mamaluigimana

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:15:45 2018 No.18611519 >>18611507 Gentle femdom is actually talked about a lot here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:17:39 2018 No.18611531 File: 27 KB, 263x331, 1449726988711.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611515 >Roleplaying as a paladin. I'm not sure if you're trolling or just retarded. I'm not even going to bother with (you).

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:18:44 2018 No.18611536 >>18611507 >What the fuck is gentle femdom, and why is it pathetic? It's less the fetish and more so the people the thread ended up attracting. It was so bad it managed to get nuked from orbit and banished from /d/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:20:15 2018 No.18611542 >>18611519 but it's still there >>>7893202

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:21:02 2018 No.18611545 >>18611536 How sad, considering it is a good fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:21:39 2018 No.18611547 >>18611542 well I clearly don't know how to link shit do I?

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:22:21 2018 No.18611552

>>18611536
>Just enjoy the idea of a dom that doesn't trash talk or belittle me but is forceful enough for me to know that this is happening.

The worse part is when you get those people that basically just want a mom.
It doesn't need to be nursing handjobs every damn time!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:22:35 2018 No.18611553 >>18611531 >paladin brand succubus paper

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:25:52 2018 No.18611578 >>18611545 it's a god tier fetish, shame it had such shit threads. >>18611552 Nothing wrong with nursing handjobs from a holst but it's far from the only thing that gentle femdom can be.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:25:56 2018 No.18611580 >>18611553 >PONCY paladin brand succubus paper >Naming something after paladins makes you a paladin role player. Does it hurt having an IQ of -5? Remember, you need to ask your parents permission before you can use the internet kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:27:17 2018 No.18611583 File: 219 KB, 620x600, 26444216_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alright, which one of you scumbags took her tablet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:28:28 2018 No.18611592 >>18611583 I did. It was so I can pretend I found it. So that I'd have a chance to ask her on a date.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:29:13 2018 No.18611597 File: 286 KB, 860x1214, 1518579950477.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would a Phantom spice up a man's boring life?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:29:14 2018 No.18611598 File: 541 KB, 1024x1024, Yeti63.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18607217 >It's not a phase mom, this is who I am

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:29:21 2018 No.18611599 >>18611578 Oh, I know theres more then that but its the first things everyone goes to. I want to see more than just that, and this is from a guy that likes holsts!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:30:34 2018 No.18611607 >>18611597 By starting a fire in a nuclear power plant and trapping herself and anon inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:31:37 2018 No.18611615 >>18611597 Learn what he likes and drag him into lewd versions of them as the main character.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:32:33 2018 No.18611624 >>18611597 >a phantom will never play out old movies with you and her as the lead roles

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:34:19 2018 No.18611638 File: 832 KB, 1906x1734, 2BA345C0-5606-4D68-A132-09BF9A4033AB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Singing Awoo~’s!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:37:18 2018 No.18611652 >>18611638 But they all just sing 'Wan Wan Love'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:38:37 2018 No.18611659 File: 535 KB, 700x879, 26803480_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best dragon right here.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:39:11 2018 No.18611664

>>18611624
I can see MGC reworking older movies to make them more monster friendly.
>Dirty Harry
>”Did I cum five times or six times? Do you feel lucky? Punk?”
>the Wizard of Oz
>a shota has to get back to Kansas with the help of a cowardly Jinko, an Automaton who wants to feel love, and a Wurm who thinks she’s a scarecrow but is constantly on the lookout for that yandere Dark Mage of the West who wants him alll for herself
>it ends with the boy staying in Oz and loving his harem of girls (Dark Mage included)
>Casablanca
>”Here’s looking at you, kid.”
>he then cums on the Succubus’s face
>roll credits

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:40:52 2018 No.18611670 >>18611638 What if there was a 12 girl idol group consisting entirely of wans? Why would I love them even if I don’t like idol groups and J/K Pop?

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:41:08 2018 No.18611671
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>>18611638
>go out for a karaoke date with your Anubis waifu
>after you sing a bunch of songs, you manage to goad her into taking the stage
>instead of a cover of a mainstream pop or rock song, she sings a beautiful rendition of https://youtu.be/2H5rusicEnc
>at the end, she gets so excited that she can't stop herself from letting out a long "Awoooo~"
>she runs off the stage embarrassed as can be, right into your arms with her tail wagging hard
>"Was... Was I good, Anon?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:43:33 2018 No.18611679 >>18611638 The best! I want to catch my wan waifu singing lovey-dovey songs about me when she thinks I'm not listening!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:45:23 2018 No.18611691 >>18611671 >Look at head >Try not to pat >Pat a whole lot >Pat that schedulwoo like my life depends on it >Call her good girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:46:10 2018 No.18611693 File: 538 KB, 1024x768, Mermaid6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611664 >The Little Mermaid is turned into a story about a human girl wanting to become a mermaid to win the heart of a sea-dwelling incubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:48:22 2018 No.18611706 Know I'm late, but what exactly went down with monstergirlcollection.com?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:48:40 2018 No.18611708 >>18611693 >Sea-dwelling incubus >It still ends with NTR. >Until some shota's ship gets sunk by a ditzy kraken. >Then it the newly minted mermaid just shrugs and carries the lad off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:49:37 2018 No.18611714 >>18611638 Rata-chan's got the scoop!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:49:43 2018 No.18611715 >>18611706 ELH went full retard. Point is use anubis.moe for all your reading needs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:50:07 2018 No.18611718 >>18611708 That's not how Kenkou's Magical Realm works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:51:15 2018 No.18611726 >>18611718 I'm pretty sure the fact that he's an incubus implies he's already married or a zeus level manwhore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:51:15 2018 No.18611727 >>18611361 We have at least one confirmed doctor of psychology so that's gotta offset a few things

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:52:24 2018 No.18611730 >>18611727 I thought we had two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:53:10 2018 No.18611735 File: 500 KB, 647x635, 134427347581.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611727 Leave me out of yer useless banter

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:54:11 2018 No.18611742 >>18611597 Elaborate murder drama where she ends up actually killing him to revive into Undead Incubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:54:42 2018 No.18611743 >>18611742 >murderous waifu Not sure if boner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:54:58 2018 No.18611744 >>18611726 But this takes place after the Demon Lord has realized her dream of giving monsters boy makers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 20:58:13 2018 No.18611764 Well /mgt/ I'm off to bed to dream of electric weresheep. Don't go full monstergirl ISIS while I'm sleeping. And remember, suicide is not the solution.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:02:09 2018 No.18611781 >>18611744 >monsters boy

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:03:53 2018 No.18611790

>>18611781
>However, as for the demon's lord's power, every time the demon lord stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the demon realm expands, it grows stronger. If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:06:01 2018 No.18611804 >>18611790 I don't see the monster boys anywhere

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:06:56 2018 No.18611811 >>18611638 >>18611671 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAqnFfMu38o

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:07:46 2018 No.18611814 >>18611804 >incubi will end up also being born from monster girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:08:10 2018 No.18611815 >>18611781 >>18611804 He said give the monsters boy makers, i.e. the ability to give birth to male incubi. Not give monster boys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:09:05 2018 No.18611821 >>18611814 So?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:10:23 2018 No.18611827 >>18611815 >>18611821

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:10:44 2018 No.18611829 >>18611821 That makes them part monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:12:14 2018 No.18611840 >>18611829 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:12:54 2018 No.18611843 >>18611840 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:15:45 2018 No.18611860 File: 743 KB, 1332x629, Basilisk_eng1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18611840 The basilisk profile outright says that incubi aren't human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:17:26 2018 No.18611873 >>18611829 Is a wizard part monster because he was born with magic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:18:10 2018 No.18611876 >>18611860 They're not monsters either. Says so in WGI clear as crystal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:18:11 2018 No.18611877 >>18611860 Basalisk-senpai is cutest!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:20:07 2018 No.18611892 >>18611873 >Comparing someone learning how to use magic to a boy born from a monster. Are you the same kind of person that would call a mixed race child white just because his dad is white?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:22:05 2018 No.18611906 >18611892 Ah I see it now.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:25:12 2018 No.18611924

>>18611892
>learning
Wizards are born with the gift, incubi are born or transformed with the gift

>born from a monster
That changes nothing, KC said humans can be born from monsters already, only that the odds are 1 in a million, does that make him less human?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:27:11 2018 No.18611938 >>18611924 >does that make him less human? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:27:36 2018 No.18611942 >>18611924 You're replying to bait.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:28:04 2018 No.18611945 File: 326 KB, 600x850, DYHAH0UVMAA57Ku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:28:33 2018 No.18611949 >>18611945 >I dropped my pen

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:28:42 2018 No.18611952 Play dead in front a MG guys! It totally works!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:29:24 2018 No.18611960 >>18611945 Don't give me that ? shit, you know exactly what you're doing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:31:20 2018 No.18611971 >>18611945 spats are the miracle of the universe

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:32:04 2018 No.18611975 >>18611971 I like soft girls in spats.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:33:01 2018 No.18611980
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>>18611671
>Go out to karaoke night at the bar with your Hellhound waifu
>After a several drinks she decides to participate in the karaoke
>When her turn comes she goes up on stage
>"This one goes out to my loving husbands!"
>She points a fluffy digit at you
>The music starts, she starts singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:37:23 2018 No.18612017 >>18611583 what is written on it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:38:29 2018 No.18612021 >>18611980 I get what you meant to say but that typo is gonna make people upset.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:38:35 2018 No.18612022 >>18611980 >"This one goes out to my loving husbands!" This is making me imagine a Hellhound from some slavic country who isn't the best with plurals in english yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:39:21 2018 No.18612028 >>18612017 send nudes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:41:18 2018 No.18612041 File: 29 KB, 225x220, 1406608584864.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612021 >>18612022 Fug. I ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:42:13 2018 No.18612049 File: 287 KB, 902x506, 1521078133608.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Thought you could escape the chill aye? There's only one way to stop it anon but are you willing to do go that far?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:45:16 2018 No.18612067 File: 373 KB, 595x842, 61560826_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I'm already sopping wet, so... please enter me... quickly..."

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:56:22 2018 No.18612148 >>18612049 eh that pic is kind of a depressing reference man

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:57:53 2018 No.18612154 File: 1.33 MB, 1019x767, tumblr_n7p7cfPpdx1tf2dtko1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THORNPUSSY.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:58:18 2018 No.18612157 >>18612148 Blame faggots like bollocks for always referencing fucking Mister Freeze like an autist when it comes to Yuki-Onna

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 21:59:23 2018 No.18612162 >>18612154 >Lilith-Soft Nope.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:00:29 2018 No.18612168 >>18612162 You're not even a little curious whuch of those tentacles is going down the protag's urethra?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:01:21 2018 No.18612171 >>18612168 Y'know, not really.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:01:36 2018 No.18612172 >>18612162 That's a Dieselmine character you faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:01:39 2018 No.18612173 >>18612157 then he should reference the campy ones instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:02:43 2018 No.18612181 >>18612172 Same shit different producer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:06:33 2018 No.18612199 Being an anon in shortstack village would be tough, you'd always have little girls trying to sneak into your bed for comfy times

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:07:38 2018 No.18612206 >>18612199 Just lock the door mang.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:08:40 2018 No.18612210 >>18612206 That's how you get kikis stuck in your door, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:09:06 2018 No.18612212 >>18612206 Slimes and Ghosts are even craftier when small.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:10:22 2018 No.18612219 >>18612206 mice find ways and lichs/dark mages just use dimension door

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:12:45 2018 No.18612232 >>18612206 That's how you get brown fairies in your chimney, and Gremlins in your air ducts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:13:47 2018 No.18612237 >>18612206 Wurm will make a new door!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:14:11 2018 No.18612239 >>18612210 How can someone get stuck on a door

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:17:23 2018 No.18612258 >>18612199 Vampires are forced to wait outside until properly invited in. I could not help but tease one relentlessly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:18:17 2018 No.18612261 >>18612173 I'm not allowed to or I'd get the cold shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:18:47 2018 No.18612264 >>18612239 Not on, in. Traditional kikis got into one's home by sliding through the lock (yes, they were that STICC), but this one's breasts would be too large so she'd get stuck.

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:19:04 2018 No.18612265
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>>18612157
>People referencing characters from emmy / annie award winning shows

That's a really weird and specific thing to be angry about anon.

Mind you I still haven't seen anyone make a Running Man Cockatrice reference or a opera singing Raiju / Thunderbird reference for Dynamo but it's not like I'd be mad about obscure references not being used.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:19:35 2018 No.18612268 >>18612258 >Pouting shortstack vampire glaring at anon through the window. But she's a mighty mistress of the night!

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:21:58 2018 No.18612273

>>18612258
I wonder if you could bully a vampire by inviting her through the front door but specifying that internal doors were off-limits. Slowly allowing her to get closer to you but stopping her before she can actually touch you. Maybe sleeping in your room with the door open but without inviting her in, so she could watch you all vulnerable but unable to do anything about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:24:58 2018 No.18612280 >>18612265 I hate the faggot not the content.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:32:31 2018 No.18612305 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that teaching ogres, onis, and other such girls to brew will fix a lot of problems. Who wouldn't want some Mountain Top brand whiskey?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:44:04 2018 No.18612356 File: 141 KB, 605x598, 5f56e42b26a88c6f705f51f94977b49f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59e003af8696d

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:45:59 2018 No.18612360 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1813, 1470596909274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612265 Streamer Anubis needs to stop playing Pharah if she wants to win!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:47:05 2018 No.18612368 >>18612356 >3D memehub Is it worth it? Ive never visited the site once and I plan on keeping that record

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:47:35 2018 No.18612372 >>18612368 For that video? No. It's a shitty fan made TG scenario.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 22:47:39 2018 No.18612373 >>18612368 no

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:17:24 2018 No.18612502 Whats the MG equivalent of a shotgun wedding?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:18:17 2018 No.18612508 >>18612502 Rape

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:18:31 2018 No.18612509 The exclamation marks on anubis should be a good bit lower so the outline of your cock inside a loli anubis would slide neatly between them

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:19:49 2018 No.18612512 >>18612509 Anon, no! That's too lewd!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:20:23 2018 No.18612515 >>18612502 unicorn with a shotgun demanding you take responsibility

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:25:31 2018 No.18612545 Traveling the world with a Danuki, buying and selling goods! Doing some serious TRADING AND BARTERING Staying the night in a comfy big tent with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:26:28 2018 No.18612550 What about gal Kikimoras who dress a bit flashy and are quick to show physical affection towards their masters without regard to time or place?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:26:44 2018 No.18612555 >>18612545 Getting inside her clothes doesn't count as a tent anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:27:20 2018 No.18612559 >>18612502 Finding out those mice you fucked in a drunken stupor got pregnant and their mafia boss dad forcing you to marry all of them!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:29:06 2018 No.18612568 >>18612550 Kikimora smugly dusting her Master's head "to get rid of dirty thoughts"! What an impudent maid!

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:29:36 2018 No.18612571
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>>18612545
Would nooks buy into the idea of cryptocurrency, or would they avoid that shit like the plague?

IRL brother mentioned several times being interested in bitcoin, I wanted to slap him for getting suckered in by that Ponzi scheme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:31:12 2018 No.18612581 >>18612545 Would you cuddle ber bushy tail?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:32:16 2018 No.18612589 >>18612550 That's a paddlin'. Sound like I've got my cut out for me if I want to raise them into proper brown maids.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:34:54 2018 No.18612603 >>18612512 It's relatively chaste compared to looking down at her sleek back and big butt instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:35:46 2018 No.18612608 File: 150 KB, 1600x1200, 38158858_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612368 Erubetie is always worth it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:36:15 2018 No.18612614 >>18612550 >>18612568 I love playful, affectionate girls like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:45:32 2018 No.18612647 >>18611638 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGslweDOihs

Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:45:44 2018 No.18612649

>>18612571
I got a friend who made $80k from it.
I asked him what he was going to to with it and he told me he was going to shut the fuck up and not tell anybody about it, including his wife. Then he gave me $100 and told me I was going to shut up about it too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:49:05 2018 No.18612668 File: 1.36 MB, 1278x1109, Get to the TOP!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Monsters like karaoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooFoNwoMxjY

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:51:22 2018 No.18612678 >>18612237 >shortstack Wurm I don’t have enough blood for my heart and boner to function at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:53:31 2018 No.18612694 >>18612668 >Majima but a fire rat Terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:54:42 2018 No.18612701 >>18612550 >>18612568 I assume she's wearing a French maid outfit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:55:55 2018 No.18612712 >>18612668 What's the special mofu deal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:57:35 2018 No.18612718 >>18612678 You should probably get that looked at. And preferably not by that vampire doctor you've been seeing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 14 23:57:34 2018 No.18612719 >>18612712 >Mofufufu~

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:01:39 2018 No.18612746 >>18612718 But Dr. Acula has a five stars rating in the Wampire Veekly!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:02:16 2018 No.18612753 File: 496 KB, 1294x600, Centaur_eng2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612502

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:03:23 2018 No.18612758 >>18612372 Didn't KC say in a Q&A that a man attacked by a hostless Parasite Slime would turn into a girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:04:18 2018 No.18612766 >>18612746 Dr. Acula is CUTE. CUTE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:05:42 2018 No.18612772 >>18612758 Only if that man was going to alp.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:06:29 2018 No.18612779 >>18612753 Almost any other Centaur personality type is better than KC’s. Centorea is a beautiful and strong girl who doesn’t deserve the backstory given to her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:07:47 2018 No.18612786 >>18612772 What if I’m straight and just want the slime “add-on” so I can do magic better, be less vulnerable and stop being single? Can she be my “familiar” or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:08:24 2018 No.18612789 >>18612779 To be fair, KC has already maid centaur personalities better than his stock centaur's personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:09:05 2018 No.18612792 >>18612786 KC allows damn near everything except NTR and murder so sure, why the fuck not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:09:11 2018 No.18612793 File: 694 KB, 1331x629, Whitehorn_eng1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612779 Rude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:09:55 2018 No.18612799 >>18612789 >Freudian slip maid Kikislaughing.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:10:07 2018 No.18612801 >>18612793 That’s a white horn, not a centaur. I meant no disrespect to the pretty deer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:10:41 2018 No.18612805 >>18612649 Sounds like he should have given you at least 10k. $100 is peanuts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:25:31 2018 No.18612860 File: 1.01 MB, 1134x1146, tumblr_osqq7vWXCO1qzgab1o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://i.imgur.com/Kv2olxg.gifv

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:26:57 2018 No.18612870 >>18609313 No, that's when she locks you in her house for perpetual snu-snu. Dick isn't getting out of that icebox.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:27:36 2018 No.18612876
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>a bunch of random monster girls hear anon is hiring maids to help out at his big mansion
>they think he'll be an easy meal ticket and even easier lay, so they apply for the position
>that's when they meet anon's hyper strict head maid kiki
>she sternly demands absolute perfection from them in serving anon, and uses anyone who steps out of line or goes against her as an example of what happens to naughty maids
>this usually comes in the form of some kind of sexual torture using anon's surprisingly girthy dick
>most of the girls humbled up after what she did to that dragon on day one

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:28:25 2018 No.18612881 >>18612860 Big Fat Dragon Tats

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:28:49 2018 No.18612882 >>18612515 >I don't even know you lady! >You made me fall in love with you by existing! Be a man and take responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:29:31 2018 No.18612884 >>18612881 Too bad she dresses like white trash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:33:24 2018 No.18612892 >>18612237 TIME TO MAKE A NEW DOOR

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:33:28 2018 No.18612893 >>18612884 But Anon, thats what makes it hotter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:37:36 2018 No.18612905 >>18609946 >Bully Titania >Depriving her of sweets >Breaking her Crayons >Giving her cookies without milk >Act sick and as if you are dying Very easy to bully.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:39:29 2018 No.18612910 >>18612905 DO NOT BULLY THE TITANIAS.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:42:45 2018 No.18612920

>>18612905
That goes one of two ways.
>She breaks down crying wondering why you hate her when she loves you so much and would do anything for you
Or
>She remains her composure and figures that you’re just having a tantrum because you’re not feeling well and does everything she can to make you feel better because she knows you love her and wouldn’t ever try to hurt her on purpose

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:45:09 2018 No.18612925 >>18612910 Just saying that it is VERY easy to get them worked up. Would never really do it though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:46:31 2018 No.18612929

>>18612701
She makes a big show of putting it on. After getting up in the morning (long before you do), she changes from her pajamas to casual clothes. It's not until you've woken up that she changes into her maid outfit, so you can watch her put it on. She superficially acts like it's just a work uniform, like a mechanic casually putting on a jumpsuit, but the way she lingers on certain motions and flashes the smallest teases of skin shows that she knows you're watching. And are enjoying what you see.

Then, the moment you can't take it anymore, she happens to turn to you, and apologizes for "accidentally" letting you see her in such an improper state. She's barely hiding her smugness beneath a mouth covered in mock-shock. Not to worry though, she can hopefully make it up to you with a hearty and delicious breakfast. Now if you'd just care to join her in the dining room, the "work day" can get started.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:50:20 2018 No.18612943

>>18612925
How easy?
You wouldn't, for example
> Give her Lucky Charms with no marshmallows
> Put your finger in her cake
> Erase part of her hopscotch
> Give her unsweet tea
> Feed her stale cookies
> Interrupt her singing
> Tell her that you would rather bathe alone
> Not let her clean up after you
or
> Color outside the lines while she watches
would you? Because that would be just cruel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:51:14 2018 No.18612949 >>18611469 >iron beast is from there. Iron Beast's content is different from what you tend to see on MGU.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:52:14 2018 No.18612953 >>18612905 In a very stern tone of voice, saying two simple words to her. >Grow up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:58:05 2018 No.18612965 File: 229 KB, 444x431, 1444341791367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612943 >Give her Lucky Charms with no marshmallows There's a special place in hell for people like you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 00:59:00 2018 No.18612970 File: 21 KB, 140x218, 0B26A590-829E-455F-85F4-BE6F64984834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18612965 >Fuck off, we don’t want him

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:04:05 2018 No.18612986 >>18612970 What kind of demon waifu do you get at the final circle of hell?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:05:24 2018 No.18612992 >>18612943 >Give her Lucky Charms with no marshmallows You’re doing it all wrong Anon. You put all the marshmallows in your bowl and make her watch you eat all the marshmallows.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:06:15 2018 No.18612994 >>18612986 A human one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:14:39 2018 No.18613020 >>18612970 Man, what kind of horrible person do you have to be for demons and hellspawn to not want you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:16:05 2018 No.18613027 Freak Twilight zone universe where monsters write about the goings on of writers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:17:23 2018 No.18613038 >>18613020 NTR someone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:17:48 2018 No.18613040 >>18612986 >at the very bottom is Satan-chan, sitting half frozen in a lake in front of a kotatsu >she chews on traitor shaped hard candy while scratching her Judas nail file, and constantly crying frozen tears because no bf

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:20:49 2018 No.18613053 >>18613040 I'd love a demonic goat, just saying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:21:00 2018 No.18613054 >>18613020 Purposely violate their contract >>18613027 What if that's actually happening? What if our lives aren't progressing because THEY are not updating their stories?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:21:48 2018 No.18613056 >>18613040 Well mill 3 card and call me Dante, I’d at least like to tavel and meet her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:25:14 2018 No.18613065 >>18613054 >Purposely violate their contract >"You're supposed to be violating me!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:27:32 2018 No.18613077 >>18613054 What happens when a monster girl gets that characteristic artost/writer urge to delete all their old work without telling anyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:28:56 2018 No.18613083 >>18612649 Sounds like you should give him his fucking money back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:30:04 2018 No.18613087 >>18613040 If she’s as cute as Satania-chan I’ll sit with her at the lowest level of hell.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:30:33 2018 No.18613091 >>18613056 What monster would make a good Virgil? I think a valkyrie would do the job

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:31:02 2018 No.18613093 File: 58 KB, 763x536, 100% charged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to charge your phone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:31:44 2018 No.18613096 >>18613027 >The writers are actually monster girls writing to popularize the genre

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:32:17 2018 No.18613100 >>18613054 NO VIOLATING THE NAP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:32:34 2018 No.18613102 >>18613093 How to fug without getting a heart attack?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:33:26 2018 No.18613104 >>18613102 Don’t have a pacemaker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:34:24 2018 No.18613108 File: 196 KB, 1354x774, the magic zap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18613102 You build up a tolerance first. Like so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:39:19 2018 No.18613124 >>18613077 Amnesia

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:39:29 2018 No.18613126 If you could relive your life with MGs would you do it? Or would you just let them come into your life now? And what would you do if you relive your life that would be different? >I’d love to be my high school softball teams manager

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:40:20 2018 No.18613129 >>18613091 As long as she can still be a rock star, sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:43:25 2018 No.18613135 Would demons put you into situations where your forced to sign it or do they only like it whens its of your own free will?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:45:13 2018 No.18613143 >>18613135 Light pressure only. Offering something you really want, or threatening to reveal something embarrassing but only if you "should" feel a little guilty for doing jt in the first place. All out of love, after all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:49:38 2018 No.18613163 >>18613126 I'd rather they come now. Fuck going through school again.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:50:53 2018 No.18613166

>>18613143
>I could give you everything you want and power to fulfil your ambitions
Good!
>Cast aside your shackles of humanity and be bound to me forever
Iffy.
>Give to me your immortal soul or face my wrath from the depths of hell
Bad!

>Simply sign here, and you won’t ever have to know the shame of petty theft again
Okay
>Simply sign here and quit being a lonely loser virgin
Not Okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:52:49 2018 No.18613173 >>18613104 What happens to a guy with a pacemaker when a gremlin is near?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:53:34 2018 No.18613176 >>18613166 What about >Simply sign here and I'll quit being a lonely loser virgin ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:54:15 2018 No.18613178 Imagine a centaur trying to blend in in an order town by adding a fake horse head to her stomach and draping some fake lakes on her back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:54:27 2018 No.18613179 >>18613135 It's nice when they mentally corner you into making their preferred decisions. I like the illusion of choice in a rigged game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:55:17 2018 No.18613182 >>18613176 Then you fukkin sign

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:55:36 2018 No.18613184 >>18613176 Comes off as too desperate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:55:58 2018 No.18613185 >>18613126 Yeah, I guess I would want to experience them from a young age. I guess I'd obtain a Leanan Sidhe in order to become a great comic book creator. I'd be like Dave Sim without the schizophrenia!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 01:58:49 2018 No.18613195 >>18613173 Not much until she learns about the idea of the ubercharge. Then she’ll bug you until you let her try making her own version to let you cum continuously for 8 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:00:30 2018 No.18613201 >>18613126 Nah, I got pretty far in life thanks to my wizardry. Im okay losing it later, but I still have things I need to finish up first.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:00:45 2018 No.18613203 >>18613178 That's silly. Why would she need to do such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:03:23 2018 No.18613218 >>18613203 They have the good carrots there and it’s too awkward to ask her local Alurane to start growning some

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:06:56 2018 No.18613234 >>18613108 Pretty sure this counts as a form of edging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:25:12 2018 No.18613281 I want to pick up my loli Kiki when she's in the middle of cleaning and carry her off to the bedroom for some rough spanking and anal sex!

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 02:56:23 2018 No.18613364
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>Shy, socially awkward Succubus
>Always frumpy. Her school uniform is always clean, but wrinkled
>Doesn't want to seduce guys. Just wants to go home and play western games while browsing online forums about hunting wild mushrooms and other weird shit that no one would want to talk about with her
>Eventually gets a crush on a guy
>Lacking confidence in her appearance and mannerisms she becomes interested in application of Succubi abilities for the very first time.
>Finds a shortcut, a charm that transforms the user's body into that of their target's ideal lover
>Takes a few tries to get it right but she eventually triggers a transformation and excitedly rushes to a mirror to see
>Her hair color, eye color, even most of her facial structure remains completely unaltered. She's so happy that she starts to tear up.
>Her body fills out. Her breasts swell until the hooks of her bra snap, her stockings shred as her thighs balloon into a dense, womanly shape.
>She essentially looks like herself with a full, curvaceous figure.
>The only major changes other than that she can see are odd, little things like a very subtle difference in nose position and a small mole near her upper lip.
>"Huh...almost looks li-"
>And that's when she realized she had just transformed into her mother

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:01:34 2018 No.18613379 >>18613364 SUCCIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:02:23 2018 No.18613383 >>18613364 Isn't that basically the plot of an Hroz doujin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:03:58 2018 No.18613387 >>18613364 Taking her boyfriend home for dinner is going to be awkward.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:08:13 2018 No.18613400

>>18613364

I can see a lot of different scenarios in which using the 'Spell that transforms you into a target's ideal lover' could go wrong.

>Uses spell
>Turns into a guy

>Uses spell
>Turns into a child
>Calls police

>Uses spell
>Turns into a sweet-looking, conservatively dressed woman
>It's the first time she's every tried this spell and gotten a transformation that wasn't a scantily clad, normally impossible sex fantasy
>Smiling, she quietly decides that he deserves the wholesome love live he wants and that she won't pursue him

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:10:44 2018 No.18613407 >>18613400 >>Uses spell >>Turns into a guy Monster girls can sense the gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:14:46 2018 No.18613420 >>18613407 Forget that, there are more important things to think about first: would she fap before turning back?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:19:06 2018 No.18613433 >>18613093 Wow! Thanks Raiju-chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:21:45 2018 No.18613440 >>18613383 Yup. Succubus Musume no Hatsukoi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:24:45 2018 No.18613450 >>18613420 You have to go back to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:31:44 2018 No.18613469 File: 264 KB, 1200x900, DYTF2psXkAAg8Cw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Seeing this made me think of atlach-nachas.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:38:45 2018 No.18613480

>>18613364

But now the path branches before her

A.) Accept that your first crush wants to bang your mom and proceed to bang him (as your mom)
B.) Give up on love. Go to bed. Cry.
C.) Time to start getting as THICC as possible and make mom look like one of those feminist-approved barbie dolls. Seduction through petty bitterness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:42:14 2018 No.18613490 >>18613480 D) If her mom is single, oyakodon

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:43:02 2018 No.18613493

>>18613480
>make mom look like one of those feminist-approved barbie dolls. Seduction through petty bitterness.
Trying to become MILFier than your lover's already perfect MILF can only lead to her becoming less attractive by definition! That's only going to end in heartbreak and weight issues, Succ-chan!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:50:48 2018 No.18613509 >>18613469 Seeing "atlach-nachas" made me think of anal.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:51:36 2018 No.18613510

>You'll never force a monstergirl to suck your dick at gunpoint as she cries in fear and takes your loads.
>You'll never keep her as a sex slave and rape her while menacing her with weapons or just choking her.
>You'll never try to convince her to stop doing this roleplay, but fail as she's creepily insistent on it.
Masochists are scary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:52:55 2018 No.18613513 I want to throw sand at a Lizardman's eyes!

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:55:18 2018 No.18613519

>>18613513
>Beat that Lizardman who keeps challenging you in a fight by throwing sand in her eyes, kicking her in the stomach and pinning her for a three count while she's winded.
>She starts stalking you, demanding a rematch since you "cheated".
>You've caught her watching you when you bathe and blushing whenever she sees your dick though, so her motivations are blurry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:56:01 2018 No.18613521 >>18613519 A win's a win, baby.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 03:59:02 2018 No.18613526

>>18613521
How much would you enjoy seeing her mind struggle against her body if you were to sit down naked and spread your legs?
I'd give her twenty seconds tops before her body's desire to breed the man who defeated her overrode her refusal to accept that she lost and she lunges forward to suck your dick dry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 04:00:29 2018 No.18613533 >>18613526 Weak lizards like her don't deserve to get bred.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 04:02:42 2018 No.18613535 >>18613533 She may not deserve it, but she'll be perfect for furthering my plan to weakening the lizardman gene pool.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 04:05:58 2018 No.18613547
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>Tall, muscular, warrior Oni GF
>Can crush stones with her bare hands
>Starts fights at the drop of a hat
>Loud, boisterous, prideful, MEAN drunk, uses violence to solve most problems
>Has never once laid a hand on when you didn't want to be touched. Making love to her is slow, gentle, and emotionally fulfilling. Has to watch her own strength so frequently asks if you're alright during sex or even when just cuddling or holding hands but not once has she ever hurt you in any way. Sometimes wants to be the little spoon.
>You're the only one who's seen this side of her and she likes it that way

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 04:15:07 2018 No.18613580 >>18613547 I didn't know I had a type until now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 05:00:15 2018 No.18613671 >>18613519 Someone write this story. Please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 05:37:26 2018 No.18613754 File: 2.44 MB, 1433x2023, 52584757_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute things are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 05:47:14 2018 No.18613785 Reminder that you can be a mountain hermit all you want. Just claim a cave your yourself and make sure everybody knows its your land. might have to inappropriately prod a dragon or other mountain monsters to get off your patch, but thats life

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 05:53:50 2018 No.18613806

>>18613671
>Be anon, a travelling "street entertainer".
>You tried your hand at being a highwayman, but one too many close encounters with the local Amazon population made you reconsider that career choice.
>Your new job is simple, you challenge people to fights with cash on the line.
>Whoever can pin the other for a three count takes the whole pot.
>However, today your challenge has attracted some sword wielding Lizardman in a set of leather armor with a corset and skirt that screams "I'm trying way too hard to look imposing".
>She's not much older than you, looks fresh out of mama's house, and judging from her figure didn't really do much before she trained up and headed out on an adventure.
>She pays up her initial fine while haughtily declaring that she won't even need a minute to beat you.
>You wait until enough of a crowd has gathered before putting the last of your gold into the pot and beginning the fight.
>Not wanting to put up with her overly cocky bullshit, you decide to take her down a peg by lunging around her first heavy swing and reaching into your pocket.
>Before she can react you hurt a handful of sand from that beach you fled to avoid a particularly amorous Kraken into her face, blinding her.
>As she sputters and panics you grab her by the shoulders and knee her straight in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her as you bring her down for the three count.
>As you take a bow, the crowd filters in and fills the pot with coins for the spectacle of seeing a Lizardman gets knocked down a few pegs.
>That night as you're counting your money from that day's fights at your camp, you notice the Lizardman standing just outside hiding behind a tree.
>You shout out at her to tell you what she wants or to fuck off.
>"Y-you didn't fight fair! I want a rematch!"
>You explain that there weren't any rules in place, so what you did wasn't cheating
>"No! There are rules to this! Codes of honor and respect! What did your master teach you?!"
>You're slowly beginning to realize that this girl has probably only read about adventurers in storybooks and idealized novels.
>However, you also notice something odd about her expression. She seems to be blushing and almost slightly drooling as she looks at you furiously, her eyes darting down occasionally.
>You eventually notice she's looking at your dick, which has swelled slightly. You were actually going to fap after counting your gold but now you have a better idea.
>You tell her you own a copy of the Wandering Scholar's book, so you know that Lizardmen are driven to submit to men who can beat them.
>"No! You're wrong! We only fall for honorable men of digni..dignity and... oh my."
>Her argument dies in her throat as you whip out your dick and stroke it a couple times for her, your attempt at seduction working as her eyes track your hand almost hungrily.
>You tell her all she has to do is give in and suck.
>"N-no! No! I don't want... I don't want that big... thick... juicy... I... No! I'm a noble warrior! A swordswoman without compare! I won't be beaten by your fat virile dick!"
>"...FUCK IT! I NEED IT! GRAB MY HEAD AND RAM THAT THICK COCK INTO MY THROAT! MAKE MY TITS YOUR ONAHOLE! TAKE THAT THICK STAFF AND VIOLATE MY ASS! FUCK MY FERTILE VIRGIN PUSSY, I DON'T CARE! JUST FUCK MEEEEE!"
>And then anon had a cute Lizardman girlfriend who insists on cuddling after ball draining, pelvis shattering sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 05:56:40 2018 No.18613818 >>18613785 >Dragon that gets honestly surprised hermit anon isn't afraid of her

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 06:03:59 2018 No.18613839 >>18613785 >No art of an anon demanding to know what an Ogre is doing in his swamp

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 06:13:04 2018 No.18613865

>>18613785
Hermits won't get much peace. You have lizardmen climbing the mountain because they assume you can teach them martial arts, Mountain Trolls inviting you over for dinner every day, and you can forget about Zipangu, those mountains are packed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 06:16:17 2018 No.18613874 >>18613865 Shit, now I'm wondering what sagelike advice hermit anon could actually give. What has years of shitposting on anonymous image boards taught him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 06:22:13 2018 No.18613889 >>18613874 >"Have you tried dodging?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 06:39:03 2018 No.18613933 >>18613874 He'd tell her the right rings to get, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:22:46 2018 No.18614088 >>18613093 Zap weasels really are useful!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:32:23 2018 No.18614120 What do you call a ryu that eats too many sweets? A doughragon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:36:27 2018 No.18614134 >>18614120 I'll just call her a fatty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:37:13 2018 No.18614135 >>18614134 Shush you! She is cute and sweet!

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:38:52 2018 No.18614142

>You suspected it would come to this. They had a vested interest in monitoring for deviants. It only confirmed what you knew all along; they were on all the communication networks.
>The busy crowd seemed to thicken and coalesce from hurried souls improving their lives to something closer, more intimate, more enveloping. It was time.
>An island of tiny paws steered you like a seafaring vessel in a tidal current. Away from the crowd, away from work, away from home.
>For hours they just stared at you, face consuming smirks playing a game of confirmation. They knew you knew, and they wanted to let it stew in a broth of smugness. There would be no feigned ignorance, no bluster or threats.
>They wanted that, of course. It was adorable, it would sweeten the deal.
>When you didn't play along, a tiny voice broke the stillness.
>An excerpt from the stories you had read while foolishly hoping they were only fantasy in a world where fairytales delivered fast food.
>"'...as the pen lifted, 1069-HB sealed my fate forever.'"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:42:42 2018 No.18614159 >>18614142 >An island of tiny paws Uh-oh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:55:56 2018 No.18614208 >>18614159 The lost island of shortstack kobolds?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:57:23 2018 No.18614214 I can't tell if this is a cat, dog, or cow. https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67744029&from_sid=3237516347

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 07:58:32 2018 No.18614218 >>18614214 >the tags say "original fucking brown" I declare it an animal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 08:21:57 2018 No.18614320 >>18614214 I don't know but I want t fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 08:28:28 2018 No.18614347 >>18614135 She is fat. I'd make her slither all over the place in a hot, sunny day so she can become a lean and beautiful snake again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 08:34:20 2018 No.18614383 >>18614347 But its cold out and the heibis are making afternoon tacos!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:03:37 2018 No.18614573 File: 278 KB, 640x360, ha!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18607609 Don't worry, you won't be making love to anyone in the afterlife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:04:41 2018 No.18614582 File: 460 KB, 812x1798, 1493223812064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Right now on the other side of the portal, your waifu is posting lewds of you, her OC donut steel husbando, on a Zipangese image board

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:09:00 2018 No.18614615 >>18614573 You're not as funny as you apparently think you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:16:28 2018 No.18614648 >>18614582 What is she playing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:17:03 2018 No.18614653 >>18614648 Mario Kart DS

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:17:38 2018 No.18614657 >>18614214 Judging by that tail and the whisker tattoos on her face, I'm going with cat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:20:16 2018 No.18614671 >>18614648 Maid in Heaven, a simulation game where you play as a maid, create your own master, and work to make him happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:20:30 2018 No.18614673 >>18614582 >Implying I would have someone on the other side

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:23:41 2018 No.18614693 >>18614582 I’m not lewd, I’m pure! I’ve never even been kissed except by my own family!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:24:56 2018 No.18614699 File: 1.36 MB, 1125x2337, Raiju123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to properly discipline your dog when she misbehaves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:25:06 2018 No.18614700 >>18614582 What kind of things would your waifu commission of you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:26:51 2018 No.18614711 >>18614582 >your waifu is posting lewds of you, her OC donut steel husbando >>>>>>

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:27:36 2018 No.18614714 >>18614699 >The weak should fear the strong

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:28:31 2018 No.18614717 >>18614582 If only.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:29:16 2018 No.18614724 >>18614383 You are now picturing a cool, calm Shirohebi wearing a sombrero and poncho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:32:34 2018 No.18614739 >>18614724 Of course! It is only appropriate for Taco day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:34:48 2018 No.18614752 >>18614700 Happy things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:36:02 2018 No.18614755 File: 237 KB, 724x771, 085B3A3C-69E5-476E-A88D-82486D4CDD3E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18614739 >tfw you will never share a margarita with a Ushi Oni on Taco Thursday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:36:24 2018 No.18614756 >>18614671 Why this makes me think Kikis would enjoy playing rune factory 4?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:45:02 2018 No.18614801 >>18614755 But anon, everyone knows that Tuesday is the best day for tacos, its more alliterative!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:54:04 2018 No.18614835 File: 166 KB, 623x570, spider headpats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:55:29 2018 No.18614839 >>18614835 >that overshaded nose >mandibles No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:57:54 2018 No.18614846 File: 735 KB, 1225x1197, thicc lich.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIG liches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:58:12 2018 No.18614851 >>18614835 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 09:59:41 2018 No.18614857 >>18614846 She gon git groped

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:00:15 2018 No.18614860 File: 572 KB, 1235x1400, Lich84.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18614846 Small liches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:01:35 2018 No.18614868 >>18614846 That's cheating. How dose she know my weakness?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:02:50 2018 No.18614873 >>18614846 Lich sensei please, your clothes won't fit anymore. >>18614868 Careful study.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:03:27 2018 No.18614879 >>18614868 She's not ALWAYS studying magic you know

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:06:17 2018 No.18614889 File: 1.06 MB, 1640x1160, 1506402701948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18614846 Produce the best milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:08:47 2018 No.18614903 >>18614700 Mostly cute/lewd/kinky things involving me and/or our daughteru. Preferably with plenty of latex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:12:05 2018 No.18614923 File: 33 KB, 785x957, Alp9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/_8FJlyNxfGs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:12:40 2018 No.18614928 >>18614700 Cosplay of her (I do it anyway)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:13:58 2018 No.18614938 >>18614889 Lich-san should no better than to tempt me, because I like them BEEG

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:17:16 2018 No.18614954 File: 632 KB, 1221x1400, tumblr_p42imuH9Bt1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18614938

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:19:24 2018 No.18614961 How is the writing, drawing and commissioning coming along anons? Winter is almost over, time to get those creative juices flowing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:19:24 2018 No.18614962 File: 157 KB, 960x1200, DYLyUHZUMAEbIxd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:19:41 2018 No.18614964 >>18614954 BEEG lich for BEEG groping! Gonna shatter her phylactry without even touching it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:20:16 2018 No.18614967 File: 31 KB, 325x76, FAT.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18614954

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:20:33 2018 No.18614969 >>18614961 Artist I paid disappeared off the face of the earth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:20:44 2018 No.18614971 >>18614846 >>18614889 >>18614954 I shouldn’t get a boner from a corpse!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:20:46 2018 No.18614973 >>18614961 I have a feeling that I might finish this story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:21:21 2018 No.18614976 >>18614971 It's not a corpse if they're still moving.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:21:49 2018 No.18614982 >>18614700 Lots of silly meme doodles and probably lots of pictures of me being embarrassed, too. Like smugness reciprocity.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:25:46 2018 No.18614996 >>18614961 I finally put in for a new commission yesterday after taking a break for a month and a half, but it'll probably be awhile until the artist gets to it as I got their last slot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:25:57 2018 No.18614998 >>18614961 >>18614969 Same but with several artists.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:26:20 2018 No.18614999

>>18614961
>commissioning
The artist working on the Wight porn I commissioned is settling into his new job so progress is slow but I'm more than happy with the work he's done so far and I'm willing to wait.
I might be contacting another artist for some smut at the end of the month too but I can't decide on the girl.
>>18614969
Ouch, who's the artist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:26:34 2018 No.18615003 >>18614964 That's how you end up getting your legs sweeped out from under you and landing on your back as she lands on your face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:26:50 2018 No.18615005 File: 496 KB, 555x767, 1X7xdfGAqmI20pghrnO9_LgTMRe3bqIrCBxbNw0RZHg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heaven or Hell?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:27:12 2018 No.18615007 >>18614962 I'll take her, or she can take me, I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:27:19 2018 No.18615008 >>18614969 >>18614998 Feels bad, anons. Artists have done that before in my experience too, but they usually resurface after a few weeks/months. Hope the same happens for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:27:26 2018 No.18615009 >>18615003 Perfect. >>18615005 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:28:16 2018 No.18615013 File: 738 KB, 648x906, 2da48534ec3ab50c0d4dc9449574cf43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615005 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:28:45 2018 No.18615019 >>18614954 wait a minute why her hair noclip through the hood

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:29:27 2018 No.18615025 >>18615008 I've waited nearly a year before for a commission to finish. It's not really a big deal as long as the artist actually gets to it eventually. Life happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:29:49 2018 No.18615027 >>18615019 I believe there's holes for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:29:53 2018 No.18615028 >>18615005 Can I have their Valkyrie and Demon Onee-sans instead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:31:20 2018 No.18615040 >>18615005 Oh sweet lord I’d love for them to be my childhood friends and literally become the angel and devil on my shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:31:37 2018 No.18615041 File: 490 KB, 794x1200, 261_darkvalkyrie_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615028 OK.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:32:26 2018 No.18615045 >>18615028 >your wives’ little sisters always try to hit on you >you tell the them to go play with that neighbor boy instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:39:34 2018 No.18615060 File: 2.99 MB, 4000x5460, 67721846_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:42:30 2018 No.18615068 >>18615060 Fucking kill yourself KDF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:42:37 2018 No.18615070 File: 1.47 MB, 1181x1418, jibriloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615005 I choose this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:43:58 2018 No.18615072 >>18615068 Anon, stop and think for a moment. Reaaaaaaally ponder it and ask yourself "Would KDF actively post something that obvious to blow back on him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:44:19 2018 No.18615073 >>18614860 Small liches are the best, I don't know whether I want to do cute things with her or fuck her all day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:45:17 2018 No.18615077 >>18615072 Wouldn't be the first time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:45:18 2018 No.18615078 >>18615060 Why must you do this? I seen it yesterday but specifically didn't bring it up because KDF wouldn't want this here. >>18615068 Not him, notice the file name. KDF would have the original file.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:46:08 2018 No.18615082 >>18615073 Why not both?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:46:14 2018 No.18615084 >>18615060 >>18615068 That's not even KDF's waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:46:36 2018 No.18615085 >>18615073 I want a small lich to use her levitation powers to "lay" on her back in mid air so I can use her as an undead onahole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:50:54 2018 No.18615114 I need a Kiki to help me clean that last piece of shit off my screen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:52:07 2018 No.18615120 >>18615114 It’s your reflection.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:52:26 2018 No.18615123

>>18615085
>I want a small lich to use her levitation powers to "lay" on her back in mid air
That would be a good position, and the same but her "laying" facing down, too. You could have a lot of fun in general with the lich's levitation combined with her having a small and light loli body.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 10:57:53 2018 No.18615142

>>18615068
That is wholly unrelated to me anon, that is neither my waifu nor my daughteru and like I said up here >>18614996 I haven't gotten any new art in a relatively long time. I also don't care for patterned/colored diapers, and I definitely don't care for watersports.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:02:13 2018 No.18615156 >>18615142 Go to hell you piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:04:04 2018 No.18615168 >>18615060 yes but WHY though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:05:30 2018 No.18615178 >>18615060 What I want to know is, how did you come across such a piece from such a new artist?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:05:34 2018 No.18615179 >>18615123 >levitating 69 as she floats upside down I need a lich into this kind of thing so bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:07:11 2018 No.18615184 >>18615178 By searching the MGE tag on Pixiv of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:07:54 2018 No.18615187 File: 119 KB, 800x1012, eff4f997a52ccb4ea9c8c507c85b76b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You would never cheat on your onee-san, right anon?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:09:21 2018 No.18615194

>>18615142
Thought as much, that's pretty amusing though. You either gave someone that that fetish involving kobolds via your commissions or someone got it to try and stir shit.

Either one is pretty weird to think about.
>>18615178
One of the first results that comes up when searching for mge stuff on pixiv or tumblr, it's been on both since yesterday.

Also I just noticed the artist is pretty cheap, 20 bucks for a full color is a steal. Shame they're into diapers

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:09:36 2018 No.18615196 >>18615187 With fucking who? A loser like me couldn't cheat even if I wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:09:48 2018 No.18615198 >>18615060 [AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:10:58 2018 No.18615209 >>18615184 Nuh-uh only shit art comes from Deviantart or Tumblr. Pixiv is perfect and only has good art

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:11:09 2018 No.18615210 File: 130 KB, 600x1010, CSzfyS-UEAAkHEX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615187 I wish faggots would stop tagging her as "demon girl" on sadpanda

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:11:21 2018 No.18615212 >>18615194 >spoiler That is pretty neat anon, I just found this artist thanks to anon's image. It's a shame they won't draw lolis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:12:00 2018 No.18615214 >>18615187 Why is she using a knife with a cartoon animal on it?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:13:07 2018 No.18615218

>>18615179
>levitating 69 as she floats upside down
Start off kissing her and copping a feel with both hands, grab her by the thigh and flip her upside down in the air, lift her higher so you can make out some more while she's upside down.
After that hold her by the hips, slowly slide her down and start moving her up and down to facefuck her. And she'll spread her legs to give you a better view.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:14:24 2018 No.18615226
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>>18615187
As if I could do that, she's too cute to ever think about betraying.
>>18615210
Easy to get around with "demon_girl -granblue_fantasty" since gbf doesn't have any legitimate demons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:14:37 2018 No.18615229 >>18615187 It's not cheating if we're not a couple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:15:14 2018 No.18615234 >>18615187 I'm the oldest in my family, plus I'm already married.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:16:23 2018 No.18615237 File: 48 KB, 160x160, fran_roper.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Translated Francisca FB chapter never.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:17:37 2018 No.18615241 >>18615229 You are in her mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:19:53 2018 No.18615248 >>18615218 Perfect, just perfect. Wouldn't be able to resist fingering her a little either that would get some nice kuu moans out of her if she hadn't got her mouth full.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:21:09 2018 No.18615252 >>18615060 This is hot

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:22:42 2018 No.18615261 >>18615060 I know KDF didn't post this, but this shitty falseflagger didn't even have the stones to post the alt version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:25:51 2018 No.18615276 >>18615060 >it's still not deleted I seriously hope all of you are reporting that post because it definitely falls under "garbage outside /b/"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:25:55 2018 No.18615277 >>18615252 Not gonna lie. Slobbering in a latex bitchsuit gets me nothing. But this...this...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:26:47 2018 No.18615281 >>18615276 Already did, just waiting for it to occur

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:27:48 2018 No.18615285 >>18615261 Are you sure it's not KDF falseflagging as a falseflagger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:27:56 2018 No.18615287 >>18615252 >>18615277 Go back to /d/, and preferably take actions that result in your vital functions to cease and not start again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:30:34 2018 No.18615308 >>18615142 You seem awfully picky for such a degenerate my dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:34:03 2018 No.18615323 >>18615308 Anon, you have no idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:35:40 2018 No.18615330 >>18615248 All of those special suspended congress positions would be fun, but they can't beat the classic thrusting into a tight loli lich ass from behind at a downward angle and making her moan regardless of kuuness

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:38:52 2018 No.18615345 >>18615308 You'd be surprised, while not KDF I have quite a number of not thread safe fetishes that I'm quite picky about the specifics of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:40:14 2018 No.18615353 >>18615308 You'd already know this if you were a stalker like I am. KDF has actual autism though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:44:13 2018 No.18615363 >>18615330 >spoiler Always top tier although for me the best is thigh fucking from behind while rubbing up against her pussy until she falls into a face down ass up position from the pleasure, sticking it in like that would be too much fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:45:07 2018 No.18615366 File: 871 KB, 992x1403, __dorome_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_barbariank__123cdb0295068a4b7cf3d71230e7ecfe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would you do in this situation?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:45:22 2018 No.18615367 >>18612793 >>18612801 Wait, so is a Whitehorn part horse or deer? Looks like a deer, lives in the areas a deer would, but the profile says part horse and part of the centaur family?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:48:25 2018 No.18615387 >>18615367 KC cannot into taxonomy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:50:57 2018 No.18615397 >>18615366 Receive mudbath

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:55:34 2018 No.18615423 File: 162 KB, 650x790, Ultra Lilim Sisters 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18614648

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:57:01 2018 No.18615430 File: 636 KB, 800x800, ;3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >open a can of beer >look up and see this what do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:57:41 2018 No.18615437 >>18615430 Put it in the ground and walk away

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:59:12 2018 No.18615441 >>18615387 >>18615367 MGE monstergirls didnt go through evolution like whose lower half looks like a reindeer and thats that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 11:59:46 2018 No.18615445 >>18615423 Thats a cute nuki

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:00:56 2018 No.18615448

>>18615441
what the fuck where did half of my post go, literally half of what i typed is just gone. trying again.
MGE monstergirls didnt go through evolution like animals on earth did. White horns are centaurs whose lower half looks like a reindeer and thats that.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:01:26 2018 No.18615452
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>>18615367
Technically horses that look all fluffy and shit exist.

However since he deliberately drew the hooves like a deer's White Horn is 100% a deer but tossed in the Centaur family because there's no other family of critters she belongs to.

In other news, beware the MG Bounty Hunters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:02:10 2018 No.18615456 >>18615452 I want to keep a Jubjub in a cage and feed her crackers!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:03:40 2018 No.18615460 >>18615456 That's how they get fat, anon. You gotta let her out so she can exercise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:04:43 2018 No.18615464 >>18615241 But she's not in mine. That means I'm free to sate anyone I want!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:09:39 2018 No.18615496 >>18615460 What's the point of keeping her in a cage if I let her out? It just doesn't make sense.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:10:22 2018 No.18615503 >>18615496 Extreme bondage play? If you're going to keep girls in cages, build a dungeon!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:19:53 2018 No.18615561 File: 110 KB, 562x512, You're funny so I'll only break one of your legs. You can thank me later..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615464 >"Free"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:20:52 2018 No.18615569 >>18615464 You're wrong. She knows better than you. Trust me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:22:05 2018 No.18615578 File: 829 KB, 992x1403, tumblr_p4zqy16bwP1rkn25go1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you hugged a tree today?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:31:11 2018 No.18615610

>>18615561
Yep, I'd go on romantic dates and maybe even bring my cutie girlfriend home and she wouldn't be able to do a thing. Or maybe I could just sleep over at the girl's house and she wouldn't even know.

>>18615569
If she knew then she wouldn't try.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:36:17 2018 No.18615623 >>18613469 What is this? Why is she crying? Please tell me her story ends happily

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:37:50 2018 No.18615630 i swear i saw a Trumpart doujinshi but i cant find it anywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:39:56 2018 No.18615636 File: 786 KB, 845x1200, ASAT2_Cover1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615630 Are you referring to this? http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_Stories_2_:_Girls_-_Games_-_Freaks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:43:02 2018 No.18615651 >>18615636 yes damn it was just a cover

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:44:37 2018 No.18615663 >>18615636 Club > Spade > Heart > Diamond

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:48:30 2018 No.18615692 File: 162 KB, 850x1349, __anubis_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_ittla__sample-285597be9b01bf28b3fb7ddbfebd28c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/2P5qbcRAXVk

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:49:38 2018 No.18615699 >>18615636 Heart Trumparts are the sort that will show up at work just for hugs

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:56:08 2018 No.18615733 File: 138 KB, 1550x2517, 1514998289338.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:56:27 2018 No.18615736 >>18614582 HER HUSBANDO IS A SLUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 12:56:35 2018 No.18615737 >>18615636 Lazy cuddlebugs are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:00:05 2018 No.18615755 File: 713 KB, 1280x1836, 021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love big girls! Do you love big girls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:04:58 2018 No.18615784 >>18615755 >30-50cm bigger than the average human Are the average humans in the setting dwarfs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:05:43 2018 No.18615787 >>18615784 No, just the japanese.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:05:45 2018 No.18615789 >>18615784 Yeah, because they're all Japanese height.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:06:46 2018 No.18615796 >>18615733 what a poorly written story, i mean it had nothing to do for monstergirls. the ending was basically, "and then he got raped." also stop spamming trash

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:07:15 2018 No.18615797

>>18615363
You could do that standing up in front of a bed while she's levitating, before pushing her down. It gives her a nice bit of time to look down at the penis sliding back and forth through the triangle formed by her thighs and pussy, and to think about it going inside her soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:07:20 2018 No.18615798 >>18615736 The sluttiest. It's okay because he can direct all that to one girl when he needs to though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:07:51 2018 No.18615802 >>18615755 I do, but my waifu is notably shorter for maximum portability/cuddles/"convenience". So I suppose it'd be more accurate to say I like both.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:08:20 2018 No.18615805 File: 860 KB, 2200x1700, 1492992470537.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615692 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:08:41 2018 No.18615810 File: 118 KB, 370x500, Merrow_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] blocks your path

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:10:15 2018 No.18615820 >>18615810 I miss the days where she used to regularly block my path on a continuous basis in those monster roulettes. A shame too. Perpetual sex hair and a nice hat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:11:13 2018 No.18615830 >>18615820 Whatever happened to those roulettes anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:12:30 2018 No.18615842 >>18615820 I got Sahuagin in those way too much. Like over 50% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:13:46 2018 No.18615846 File: 241 KB, 999x890, Sahuagin15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615842

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:14:35 2018 No.18615852 >>18615842 Merrow, Ignis, and Hobgoblin for me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:17:17 2018 No.18615876 >>18615846 I'm just not into kuus okay? It's draining. If I had a lich I'd be breaking the phylactery on a weekly basis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:18:00 2018 No.18615882 >>18615796 >replying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:19:01 2018 No.18615891 >>18615830 They were killed by anons just like most other things in this shithole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:22:49 2018 No.18615918 >>18615891 Is it ogre?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:23:24 2018 No.18615924 >>18615918 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:24:37 2018 No.18615931 File: 199 KB, 540x585, cb1bff2c0980989648b0bb74d4d998182a6ffc96.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615918

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:25:12 2018 No.18615936 >>18615931 God Crabman's art sucks so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:26:11 2018 No.18615944 >>18615936 What's wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:27:36 2018 No.18615952 >>18615931 Like a shadow in the night.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:28:35 2018 No.18615956 >>18615944 Bad proportions. You can really see it with girls like Tio.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:28:56 2018 No.18615959 >>18615452 >tfw no Clydesdale waifu with fuzzy wrists and ankles

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:29:41 2018 No.18615965 >>18615842 I always seemed to get Druella and had to reroll. Maybe it was a sign.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:30:25 2018 No.18615970 >>18615956 I don't see it and frankly I have no interest in finding it either since I prefer to you know like things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:31:44 2018 No.18615982 >>18615891 I mean I could make one if you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:32:16 2018 No.18615983 >>18615970 >prefer to you know like things. Does EMG give people brain damage?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:35:29 2018 No.18616003

>>18615970
To be fair, it's more obvious in the anime. The whole twig arms thing and all that.

That said, it's probably better to curtail this little debate. Mentioning EMG around here is like throwing a folding chair; it's only asking to start a fight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:35:44 2018 No.18616004 >>18615983 You might be reversing cause and effect, I think.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:35:59 2018 No.18616006 >>18615982 Do it or no balls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:36:26 2018 No.18616010 >>18615797 Now that's just perfect and it makes me sad that nav will probably never lewd his loli lich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:41:33 2018 No.18616037 File: 276 KB, 695x949, Druella10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615965

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:47:21 2018 No.18616070 File: 221 KB, 314x673, 06e03e53-f433-4e40-8c1b-bdf1db624010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Today's her 6th birthday: say something nice about her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:48:25 2018 No.18616077 >>18616070 More people talk about her than Giant Slug

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:48:47 2018 No.18616080 >>18614961 I currently have 8~ pictures of my mice set in stone with a few artists done by the end of next month. Gotta say I'm pretty hype, though my wallet continues to scream in again due to my complete lack of self control.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:49:05 2018 No.18616082 >>18616070 Beware the Ides of March. It comes with sensual tickles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:49:28 2018 No.18616083 File: 204 KB, 638x941, Oomukade16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616077

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:49:41 2018 No.18616084 >>18616080 Jesus fucking christ anon, are you some kind of a drug lord or something? How much have you spent on commissions of them so far?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:49:57 2018 No.18616086 >>18616070 Cute bug, would wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:50:45 2018 No.18616092 File: 360 KB, 1055x1500, 1519004632263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18615959

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:50:56 2018 No.18616094 >>18616070 She's a loser.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:51:16 2018 No.18616100 What girls are weakest to tummy tickles?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:51:46 2018 No.18616105 File: 1.40 MB, 2000x4000, 1404069181518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616070 Even if she gets little to no art and every story involving Oomukades is cursed she will always be my favourite bug.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:52:30 2018 No.18616109

>>18616006
Let it never be said that I don't have balls.
Well anon, you've really done it now. You just had to rack up gambling debts in Zipangu and now you're across the table from a Tanuki with the Mofu Yakuza. The way you pay off your debt is simple, she's going to sell you as a sex slave to an Ojou-sama.
First Roll on http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls to determine your new owner.
Then use a dice roller of your choice for the following.
Age: Roll d4
1: Younger than you
2: Same age as you
3: Older than you
4: You Choose
Wealth: Roll d4
1: Upper Class ($1,000,000-$3,000,000 Net Worth)
2: High Upper Class ($4,000,000 - $7,000,000 Net Worth)
3: Minor Noble ($8,000,000 - $15,000,000 Net Worth)
4: Major Noble ($16,000,000 - $100,000,000 Net Worth)
Body: Roll d8, a x/x indicates that you may choose either option.
1: Shortstack / Oppai Loli
2: Chubby
3: Hourglass
4: Pear Shaped
5: Busty
6: Pettanko / Loli
7: /fit/
8: Choose one
Personality: Roll d8
1: Yandere
2: Deredere
3: Tsundere
4: Mojyo
5: Smug
6: Intolerably Lewd
7: Kuudere
8: Choose Two
Biggest Fetishes: Roll d10 twice.
1: Snu-Snu
2: Cuddlesex
3: Tantric Sex
4: Paizuri/Naizuri
5: Sumata/Hotdogging
6: Anal
7: Bondage
8: Handjobs
9: Oral
10: Choose two
Quirks: Roll a d12
1: Genki (Super energetic and playful. Prone to surprise hugs and eskimo kisses.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Kamidere (Puts on a front of seeing you as a simple sex slave meant to sate her lust and titanic ego, but is actually a very sweet and loving girl with issues about showing "weakness".)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance, and will constantly make romantic gestures like making you breakfast in bed or serenading you. The most likely girl to wear a naked apron.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you. Very much enjoys post sex cuddling.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them. Wealth and Age are shared however.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Baby Crazy (She wants to get knocked up and she won't stop until she gets what she wants.)
11: Shotacon (She really, really likes them young. Expect potions to come into play in the bedroom.)
12: Choose two.
How do you take your new servitude anon? Do you try to escape, or do you accept your fate?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:53:01 2018 No.18616115

>>18616084
While my wallet screams in 'again' I scream in agony at my ability to proofread.

And I'd rather not say my profession, but I do know I don't get paid very well for what I do. My circumstances are that I have a near rent free and cheap lifestyle, and have no real hobbies to spend my paychecks on except the occasional video game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:53:00 2018 No.18616116 >>18616092 >170 cm manlets when will they learn

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:53:48 2018 No.18616120 File: 565 KB, 866x1110, 1404072844731.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616100 While not tickles, Jinkos are especially weak to belly rubs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:53:49 2018 No.18616121 >>18616109 Hot damn. But you forgot the dice link: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 13:58:25 2018 No.18616141 >>18616109 >Roper Welp, time to steer into this little skid. >Same age >Major Nobility >Chubby >Mojyo >Into Tantric/Cuddles and Oral (got 10 on the first) >Love freak Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:02:00 2018 No.18616156

>>18616109
>Lava Golem
Not good, not bad
>1
Teen/loli lava golem? Alright...
>2
Alright.
>4
Pear Shaped. I mean. Fit's with the younger thing.
>6
Intolerably Lewd. Nice
>10, 3
Oral, Handjobs, Tantric Sex
>5
Love Freak. Okay. I like it

She's a lewd, pear shaped loli lava golem that's lewd as all hell that loves to use her hands and mouth and slow sex when we're doing it in her other holes.
8/10. I like it.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:02:56 2018 No.18616163

>>18616109
>Kikimora
>Same age
>Minor Noble
>/fit/
>Kuu
>Tantric Sex and Anal
>Semen Demon
This is honestly great. A fit Kikimora that's addicted to sex (specifically long, slow, teasing anal), and while she seems emotionless during the act, during post-sex cuddles she can't help but smile and blush. I guess the element of me being both her sex-slave and Master would be a bit odd, though.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:03:00 2018 No.18616165

>>18616109
It's been a while, lets see.
>beelzebub
>younger than me
>major noble
>loli
>smug
>cuddle sex and naizuri
>kamidere
Fuck it I'm not normally a Beelzebub guy but everything else about her is too tempting to say no to. I'd probably come to love the smug bug, cuddle sex is my weakness and I'd gladly satisfy her ego.

How did a Beelzebub become so rich though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:03:12 2018 No.18616166 >>18616109 Lewd Chubby High class Night Gaunt with the same age and she is a love freak with paizuri and oral fetishes. im set for life my dudes

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:03:27 2018 No.18616170 >>18616109 >Lich >Older >High Upper Class >Hourglass figure >Yandere >Paizuri/Oral fetish >Bottom heavy You bet I'd accept my fate. Although I'm curious as to how a Yandere Lich would work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:05:07 2018 No.18616179 >>18616109 >Hatter Well, lets keep going. >Younger Ok >Major Noble Oh, cool. >Oppai loli Even better >Super lewd Nice >Tantric K. >Undead Well, thats kinda said but I'm OK with a super lewd oppai loli hatter. Gonna fill her up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:06:34 2018 No.18616189 File: 243 KB, 1024x613, Great-Actor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phantoms rule!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:08:51 2018 No.18616207 >>18616189 That they do, although one that goes for me should be prepared for really weird things. It'll be a strange story, a nonsensical thing of plot holes, fetishes, and bad acting.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:12:00 2018 No.18616222
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>>18616109
>Lilim
>Older than me
>Upper Class
>Pear Shaped
>Mojyo
>Into Handjobs and Hotdogging
>Semen Demon

I'd be afraid to run away and even if she's the creepiest Lilim there is. She has a fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:13:12 2018 No.18616233 File: 117 KB, 1200x707, Night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are Nightmares, Unicorns, and White Horns such best tier girls? The entire centaur family is a stacked deck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:13:15 2018 No.18616234 >>18616222 A Lilim that had to rely on purchasing a husband instead of just nabbing one sounds like she'd be really clingy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:14:00 2018 No.18616239 >>18616109 >OchiMusha >Same age as me. >Minor Noble >/fit/ >Deredere >Into Hotdogging, Snu-Snu and Cuddlesex. >Is Genki. I'm down for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:14:02 2018 No.18616241 >>18616222 She probably creepily stares at you before making a comment about how you want to be beneath her rear. Damn weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:14:47 2018 No.18616246 >>18616189 Just don't make any phantom of the opera jokes.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:15:41 2018 No.18616254
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>>18616109
>Shortstack deredere Gnome
>she's into tantric sex and paizuri
>Major Noble
Quirks are two of my choice: Love Freak and Bakunyuu for the paizuri, of course.

Escape? Who the fuck would escape? I won the god damn lottery here.
You won't find a happier sex slave the world over.

I bet she's got a hell of a garden on her estate, we're going to make it the best the world has seen.
A Green Realm paradise on earth.

>>18616233
It's to make up for the basic centaur being kinda lame.
But I don't think you could really put down a single reason for those three being great. They each have their own plusses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:16:05 2018 No.18616258 >>18616233 Horse pussy a shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:18:04 2018 No.18616271 >>18616222 I need this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:18:12 2018 No.18616274 >>18616233 Nightmares and Bicorns are my favourite centaurs but I'd gladly take a whole horse pussy harem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:19:45 2018 No.18616283 File: 43 KB, 320x450, 1513368392094.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616258

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:20:09 2018 No.18616288 >>18616283 A SHIT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:20:13 2018 No.18616289 >>18616233 They have to be great to make up for horsepussy. They also have to make up for vanilla centaurs being shit. It's like all those good girls are a giant act of compensation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:20:13 2018 No.18616290 >>18616222 She's going to punish you with her fat butt while going 'ehehehe~' in a creepy fashion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:21:39 2018 No.18616299 >>18616283 Front pussy is the only reason centaurs arent shit tier to me. People who want to fuck an actual horse vagina are worse than furries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:24:02 2018 No.18616312 >>18616299 MGE centaurs don't have horse pussies-they have human pussies on horse bodies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:24:48 2018 No.18616321 >>18616283 Would use all 3 of a bicorn's holes. >>18616312 This is a huge reason why MGE centaurs are much better than others.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:25:55 2018 No.18616328 >>18616290 Creepy, powerful women with huge rears are cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:27:19 2018 No.18616338 File: 570 KB, 857x1200, 7004eeea6d4587f063dd1934a21d799f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616321 Would you have a Tentacle DP her from behind while you drill her from the front?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:28:46 2018 No.18616349 >>18616338 How did you know I'd have a tentacle in my harem? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:29:33 2018 No.18616358 File: 153 KB, 541x507, What just happened.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616109 >Lich >Same age as you >Upper Class >Pear Shaped >Tsundere >Tantric Anal >Bottom heavy My mind and body were not ready.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:31:00 2018 No.18616364 >>18616358 >Monotone tsundere Oh lordy, This is hilarious

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:31:53 2018 No.18616370 File: 201 KB, 1023x1153, Tentacle4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616349 Oh, just a wild guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:33:01 2018 No.18616381 >>18616364 Her ass is like 4 times bigger than normal probably with all things considered, all set up for the fetishes too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:33:59 2018 No.18616385 >>18616381 She probably wants you to pound her rear for hours while she studies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:36:08 2018 No.18616403 File: 594 KB, 1280x1835, 022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Someone save that poor dolphin!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:37:44 2018 No.18616410 >>18616385 Well of course, but she wouldn't out right say it of course.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:38:02 2018 No.18616412 >>18616403 He's going to get his just desserts! Serves him right!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:38:27 2018 No.18616415 >>18616370 Pretty spooky for a wild guess. Tentacles are great girls though and also enable living bondage situations with lighter girls while fucking them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:39:33 2018 No.18616427 >>18616410 Of course not, she just likes to get 'mad' when you're staring at her overstretched panties on that too big rear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:40:14 2018 No.18616433 >>18616412 That dolphin was doing nothing wrong!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:41:40 2018 No.18616445 >>18616427 I could see her with Yoga pants too. Too bad this will never get a sketch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:45:26 2018 No.18616464 >>18616403 >>18616412 >>18616433 Go away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:45:27 2018 No.18616465 >>18616403 >rapist getting raped No sympathy. It's just like a hellhound or manticore getting raped, totally deserved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:46:23 2018 No.18616471 >>18616109 >Manticore >older than me >minor noble >pear shaped >intolerably lewd >likes snu snu and paizuri >who’s baby crazy on top of all that Dear diary, Jackpot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:49:06 2018 No.18616487 >>18616109 Can I just take the yakuza Tanuki? She’s pretty cute and I like her tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:49:10 2018 No.18616488 >>18616471 >she's actually loath to use her tail beyond the first few times because it means not making an attempt at babies Would be an interesting dynamic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:50:17 2018 No.18616497 >>18616403 Source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:51:12 2018 No.18616504 File: 2.52 MB, 5927x8000, Mindflayer10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you accept her services?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:51:31 2018 No.18616506 I'm starting to think lich-chan isn't doing any studies and just wants an excuse for sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:52:04 2018 No.18616509 >Bestiality is now accepted. Dead thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:52:17 2018 No.18616514 >>18616497 https://exhentai.org/g/925608/799813135f/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:52:37 2018 No.18616517 >>18616506 >All she dose is trying to come up with smart sounding reasons to have sex with you cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:52:41 2018 No.18616518 >>18616504 If she can cure me of my depression then yeah, I’ll let her help me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:53:06 2018 No.18616522 >>18616514 Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:56:02 2018 No.18616541 File: 137 KB, 800x539, Mindflayer17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616518 Consider it done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 14:57:18 2018 No.18616552 >>18616109 >Apophis >younger than me >Minor Noble >loli >kuudere >hotdogging, anal >Kamidere Wow this is probably the least interesting thing I have ever rolled on one of these

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:03:06 2018 No.18616594 File: 69 KB, 900x682, QvuDTnG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Demons need affection too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:06:03 2018 No.18616608 File: 1016 KB, 1024x1301, Kraken49.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Krakens in kimonos!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:07:05 2018 No.18616615 File: 3.45 MB, 800x451, ABYSSAL HEADPATS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616594 Abominations deserve hugs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:07:14 2018 No.18616617 >>18616608 Krakens fucking squid!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:07:46 2018 No.18616620 File: 214 KB, 1024x1616, 1518009872275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >other boards aren't working >/jp/ is Who unleashed the Succuvirus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:08:26 2018 No.18616624 File: 434 KB, 455x221, 1521085558369.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616615

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:16:08 2018 No.18616657 File: 539 KB, 936x1000, __elf_primera_concherto_werewolf_and_wolf_primera_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_rocknroll__af019270bdb0ade855bf7ff3a6e7fb40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:17:06 2018 No.18616659 >>18616403 >>18616514 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:18:31 2018 No.18616667 >>18616659 Why are you being such a mad baby?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:29:27 2018 No.18616722 File: 122 KB, 853x717, 1510732732841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to bring your magic sealing gloves when dealing with magical beasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:30:03 2018 No.18616725 >>18616487 >yakuza Tanuki? Mofuia

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:31:16 2018 No.18616730 >>18616722 Truly weresheep are the most dangerous of foes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:33:34 2018 No.18616739 File: 336 KB, 1700x1100, Yakuizis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616487 Do you think the various Yakuza MGs would still be horrible horrible people to other Yakuzi gangs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:41:42 2018 No.18616786 >>18616620 I wanted a restructuring of upper management, not the whole damn site.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:43:51 2018 No.18616801 >>18616620 >tfw no cerea paizuri

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:47:11 2018 No.18616825 >>18616801 https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=centorea_shianus+paizuri

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:55:45 2018 No.18616872 File: 106 KB, 900x1200, CNco2Aw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suuuuu...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:56:26 2018 No.18616879 https://pastebin.com/KPkUgW58 Sick man calls in an Unagi-Joro to cure him, sexual shenanigans ensue.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 15:58:29 2018 No.18616892 File: 475 KB, 1280x1817, p01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://exhentai.org/g/1196847/99ca1e115c/

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:03:57 2018 No.18616930 >>18616892 >yuri Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:04:11 2018 No.18616931 File: 80 KB, 1129x638, UnagiJoro6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616879

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:05:18 2018 No.18616942 >>18616930 >getting upset over yuri >not the fact that she's killed and turned into a taxidermy exhibit

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:07:34 2018 No.18616959 >>18616892 What the fuck dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:09:28 2018 No.18616965 File: 426 KB, 1011x630, Blank+_83adca1ce6ee1acc8e7d51ea4282d60c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616959

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:10:05 2018 No.18616967 >>18616892 thats why you keep a copy of the contract

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:11:15 2018 No.18616979 >>18616892 >>18616965 >Snuff Please go back to whatever hell hole you crawled out of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:13:30 2018 No.18616992 >>18616739 Not unless they overstep their boundaries. But thankfully there shouldn’t be another gang war since the great shota war of ‘83.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:14:53 2018 No.18617001 File: 66 KB, 600x800, __mukoujima_takurou_and_muromi_san_namiuchigiwa_no_muromi_san_drawn_by_tomiwo__75d2abb78bd2df2e142aca819127e693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18616979 Is this better?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:15:57 2018 No.18617010

>>18616109
>Dhampire
Cool! She must be undercover trying to make sure people like her mom don’t get a hold of people like me.
>4 - Choose
She’s a bit older, but not too much, maybe 3~5+
>1 - High Class
Her mom obviously still loves her if she has this much of the undead wealth
>1
Ehh reroll
>1
Fine. She’s a short stack.
>8 - Deredere and Yandere
She’s Deredere with me but also Yandere because she wants to make sure I never fall into the clutches of one of those disgusting vicious whore monsters
>5 - Hotdogging , 8 - Handjobs
Handjobs aren’t rape, and neither is hotdogging! See how much she respects me compared to those stupid vampires?!
>5 - Love Freak
I rolled this last, but it fits so well, it must be destiny. She will never ever never let me go!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:18:51 2018 No.18617030 File: 175 KB, 640x960, Otohime4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna be one of her backup dancers!

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:20:45 2018 No.18617040
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>Succubus is summoned to Earth in the middle of a thrash metal concert
>Because the band playing was known for their theatrics and showmanship no one really noticed, they just all assumed she was part of the show
>Succubus becomes quickly entranced by the wild, passionate chaos that is heavy metal music and its fans
>Just drops out of Hell and starts following bands on tour
>Eventually settles down in a shack somewhere and sets off to make her own band. She does bass and vocals.

What are her chances?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:22:47 2018 No.18617055 >>18617030 she can have better back up dancers while she flops around like a fish outta water

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:23:24 2018 No.18617060 >>18617030 She's really cute. But she might be too young for me, she is only 17 years old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:26:36 2018 No.18617088 >>18617060 You left a couple zeroes off. There's probably cobwebs in "there."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:26:49 2018 No.18617091 >>18617040 So basically a fem version of lordi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:28:03 2018 No.18617100 >>18617088 What? But she wouldn't lie in interviews would she?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:28:39 2018 No.18617109

>>18615623
>What is this?
Nirvana
>Why is she crying?
Don't know. I can't read japanese and the chapter isn't really available yet.
>Please tell me her story ends happily
She's one of the ten "Vicars", beings who exist specifically to torment humanity. I don't think there's a happy end for them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:29:20 2018 No.18617116 >>18617100 She stopped getting candles on birthday cakes after they deemed it a fire hazard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:32:36 2018 No.18617139 >>18616070 She might not be the sexiest bug out there and her personality might be as creepy as her legs, but her love is just as big as any other monster girl's. Happy birthday to all Oomukades, and may cute boys unknowingly enter their rape cave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:33:19 2018 No.18617142 I want to bop my little Hellhound daughter on the nose to make her sneeze!

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:36:43 2018 No.18617173

>>18616109
>Kikimora
Off to a good start
>4 Choose age
Older, give me that milf
>6 Loli/petanko body
Goddammit
>1 Yandere
Yandere lolibaba... okay this is salvageable. I do like Yupeil sama.
>9, 10
Oral, then hotdogging/Anal
>12 Choose two TWINS! Botttom Heavy twins!
Twin Yandere Bottom Heavy Lolibaba Kikis.
>Roll another bodytype for her sister
MILF KIKI YES
>1 shortstack/ oppai loli
no escape
>roll another quirk from twins
>6 Semen Demon

I bet they call me Nii-sama, acting childlike despite their age just to toy with me. They probably also take advantage of their height to run up from behind grope me with a reach around when I don't expect it, asking me if I "feel like playing 'that' game?" Years of pent up sexual frustration at not getting "master" because of their childlike appearance caused theme to snap, pool money, and buy their own to dote on. The only downside is that other girls that so much as wave at me disappear under mysterious circumstances. That's alright, I didn't know them anyways and I'll never need to. At least that's what the self help CD my Kikis make me listen to says.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:37:12 2018 No.18617178 >>18616931 Do aquatic species get aroused when you say that you crave sushi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:38:50 2018 No.18617189 >>18617178 No that's retarded why would you say such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:41:53 2018 No.18617213 File: 173 KB, 550x544, 1479926943579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18617173 >Don't worry anon, you'll never need to leave the property >We'll take care of EVERYTHING for you

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:42:58 2018 No.18617222 >>18617189 Doesn't it carry a sexual innuendo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:45:12 2018 No.18617244 >>18617222 Probably comes across more like UMA DELICIA

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:52:12 2018 No.18617285 >>18617142 Young Hellhounds are known to playfully wrestle their parents. If you tease her like that and then don't let her win she will grow up to be a delinquent who rapes and marry a skinny nerd.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:53:57 2018 No.18617296 >>18612876 Stern head maids are the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:55:04 2018 No.18617304 File: 575 KB, 3264x2448, dogpile joke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18617285 Hey, there's no need to make it easy on them. They have more than even odds when they gang up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:56:37 2018 No.18617310 >>18617285 Please, she can’t beat me in a wrestling match. I was a two time All-State wrestler back in high school. Even went to college on a scholarship for it. She can learn from me, but I promise if we’re sparing I won’t go easy on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:57:10 2018 No.18617315 >>18617296 Exactly. Maids need to be stern and strict with a soft center.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:58:32 2018 No.18617323 >>18617315 I also want my head maid to be older than me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 16:58:54 2018 No.18617326 >>18617315 I want my maid to be strict and stern but have a soft exterior!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:01:03 2018 No.18617338 >>18617323 How much older? >>18617326 Literal or metaphorical.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:01:50 2018 No.18617344 >>18617338 Literal.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:01:50 2018 No.18617346

>>18617213

I shouldn't question their love, and I can't remember why I do. But sometimes, I still wake up screaming and in a sweat. It's okay though. They press themselves against my face till I calm down. I've been having them less frequently, so I guess they're right.

As an aside, you reminded me of the greentext where anon goes to the maid planet and gets separated from the tour group.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:02:15 2018 No.18617349 >>18617338 >How much older? Either a few years or way older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:03:56 2018 No.18617359 File: 540 KB, 1000x1000, 1480366468589.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18617285 >>18617304 Little hellhounds are for spoiling even if it embarrasses mom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:06:25 2018 No.18617374 >>18617346 As long as they are not Yan to each other, I think you are safe... for now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:08:08 2018 No.18617387 >>18616109 >Dryad >Older >Upper Class >Fit >Kuudere >Cuddlesex >Love Freak I hit the freaking jackpot here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:09:25 2018 No.18617398 >>18617387 Correction The Quirk was a 6, not a 5 But still fucking worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:09:31 2018 No.18617399 >>18616722 Who'd be the best nurse? Who'd be the worst?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:09:46 2018 No.18617402 File: 110 KB, 850x1020, 1500669136925.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cool Ochi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:11:58 2018 No.18617413 >>18617402 I want a super busty, cool Ochi

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:12:04 2018 No.18617414 >>18617399 Unicorns have powerful healing magic. Wisps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:13:03 2018 No.18617423 >>18614962 This guy draws the strangest hip bones.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:13:32 2018 No.18617425

>>18617359
>Be Fatheru of heckpup Daughteru
>Unironically shopping at Hot Topic for clothes because heckpup
>YFW these are her back to school clothes and mom's helping
>Spiky boy shorts that read "Hotdog Me!" and a shirt that reads "Go on, Pull my chain" with matching collar and chain leash are just a few of the things mom has personally picked out
>Get she gets wrapped up in looking at posters when your daughter drags you over to a different section to show you something
>She took ribbons off the shelves to give herself twintails and is awe struck at the hello kitty apparel
>A literal wall of bedazzled and glittered pink shit
>"Daddy, it's so pretty!"
>Realize that this is going to be worth it and take her into the dressing room to try on some things
>Six months later your wife is still banned from the mall for screaming like a dying woman

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:14:55 2018 No.18617431 >>18617374 They have an agreement I think. When you're that short, hiding a body is easier with a friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:15:01 2018 No.18617432 >>18617413 Would she be aware or unaware of her chest?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:16:08 2018 No.18617433 >>18617425 Purest Heckpup in town. >>18617432 Aware and embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:18:00 2018 No.18617438 >>18616620 >servers temporarily shut down so hiro could assist in a police investigation [spoiler0]>Someone on /r9k/ livestreamed their own suicide[/spoiler] Sometimes it's better not knowing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:19:10 2018 No.18617441 >>18617425 I'm sure her mother will come around to it eventually. Girls can look pretty and still be tough. It may not be in a day, or a week, or even a month but she'll understand. >>18617438 Ctrl-S

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:19:16 2018 No.18617442 >>18617438 I saw that video. Pretty cool how he did it with a tactical shotgun

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:19:19 2018 No.18617443 >>18617433 >Aware and embarrassed Sounds incredibly cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:20:00 2018 No.18617447 >>18617438 >>18617441 Jesus fuck. Didn't even see that 0 when ctrl-sing. Boy, is my face red.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:20:38 2018 No.18617450 >>18616504 Yes but holy shit those arms and hands are rough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:21:28 2018 No.18617457 File: 171 KB, 700x875, dogtrouble.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18617304 >>18617359 >>18617425 THE LEADER OF THE PACK

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:21:34 2018 No.18617458 >>18617438 /r9k/ is still up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:22:01 2018 No.18617461 >>18617443 It would be. Doesn't stop her from being skilled in-spite of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:23:02 2018 No.18617469 >>18617438 Oh yeah, saw some mention about that. /tg/ is going at its normal pace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:23:44 2018 No.18617473 >>18617461 I imagine she's swift and decisive in battle. Of course post battle the bandages may accidentally fall off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:23:57 2018 No.18617475 >>18617438 I have that video Want to have a look?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:24:46 2018 No.18617478 >>18617475 I suggest you permenantly delete it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:27:25 2018 No.18617494 >>18617473 She's ripe for a running home where her bandages (but never the flesh beneath) het sliced constantly and pop out at random.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:29:25 2018 No.18617506 >>18617494 I would love to be her aruji-dono.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:32:04 2018 No.18617522 >>18617438 The video is still on 4chan >>>/trash/14568500

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:32:08 2018 No.18617523 >>18617310 I'd like to battle my daughteru every now and then to see how strong a little dragons gets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:36:01 2018 No.18617546 >>18617473 That she would be, although she'd be mortified whenever she bursts her bindings.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:36:59 2018 No.18617555 >>18617522 Thanks for reminding me why I never leave /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:38:26 2018 No.18617568 >>18617546 It's okay, I can offer to put them back on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:39:36 2018 No.18617571 >>18617030 The eternal 17 year old idol!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:41:09 2018 No.18617578 >>18617568 No time anon, just cover her chest with your hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:42:27 2018 No.18617588 >>18617571 >“Eternal”? >“17”? Please, she smokes and drinks daily and has been known to hang out in shota brothels owned by the yakuza.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:42:52 2018 No.18617590 >>18617578 But that would embarrass her even more!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:44:38 2018 No.18617600 >>18617588 >Anon questions her actual age >Gets literally kicked out of her palace

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:44:54 2018 No.18617602 >>18617568 Incorrect, I'LL be putting them on her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:45:17 2018 No.18617607 >live with both a normal Valkyrie and Dark Valkyrie >they keep accosting you for sex >the normal Valkyrie is more perverted than the Dark Valkyrie

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 17:45:25 2018 No.18617610 >>18617600 But she has no legs!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:02:19 2018 No.18617715 >deviantart spam and diapers left untouched >the absolute state of /jp/ ""moderation""

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:03:43 2018 No.18617726 >>18617610 She was THAT mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:05:25 2018 No.18617740 >>18616879 nice didnt expect him to take advantage

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:08:11 2018 No.18617752 >>18617726 "Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one legged woman just kicked you in the head... she'd bite ya."

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:08:13 2018 No.18617753 >>18616879 Isn't this a repost?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:12:54 2018 No.18617782 >>18617523 If you lifted a dragon every day from when she was born, would you eventually be able to lift a full grown dragon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:14:01 2018 No.18617783 I’m gonna assert my dominance over my Hellhound waifu by giving her headpats and belly rubs at the same time! And I’ll do it in front of our daughterus too!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:15:14 2018 No.18617790 >>18617782 Yeah, probably.

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:15:23 2018 No.18617791

>>18617555
I'll just stay to /jp/, /vg/ and /d/. /jp/ is very comfy. I like this place. I'm gonna pretend that nothing is happening on some board right now. What the fuck is wrong with /r9k/? I just wanted to talk about monster girl waifus, not suicide.
Where is a Lich waifu when you need one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:16:33 2018 No.18617798 >>18617783 Don't forget the raspberries to the belly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:17:27 2018 No.18617803 >>18617783 >And I’ll do it in front of our daughterus too! What the fuck man? What is wrong with you? Now they're gonna want you to rub their bellies too! You're a sick fuck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:17:45 2018 No.18617807 >>18617783 >daughterus ask for their turn next

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:17:54 2018 No.18617809 >>18617791 Good selection of boards there, they're the only ones I lurk along with /ck/ and strangely enough I want to cook with with a monster girl right now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:23:43 2018 No.18617836 >>18616403 Is this a Transformation story or another case of Japan being Japan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:26:01 2018 No.18617852 >>18617809 Cooking with monster girls sounds amazing. Especially if they use their monster parts to cook. Salamanders fire, liches magic. cooking with them would be really fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:26:24 2018 No.18617854 >>18617607 >spoiler The dark one will just step it up

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:26:24 2018 No.18617855

>>18617783

>Your hellhound daughters think mom is the coolest
>They're in their highschool years and are part of a pack
>She's the ideal role model to them because she used to own a Harley and has bad marks on her permanent record
>Ask her for all sorts of advice like "how do we get back at the oni girls" and "Tell us how to lift cigs from the store"
>One day decide they should take an interest in boys and ask her how she claimed you
>"Ah... Well, I just saw this fuckboi standing there being all sorts of pathetic virgin and thought I'd rape him into next week. Before you know it he was hooked and begging like an addict!"
>Oh? Is that so?
>While your daughters are busy idolizing your wife more you walk over to the front door
>Take a second to clear your throat
>Jingle the chain on the lock and shout "Walkies!"
>Wife runs to the front door positively beaming with her tail wagging like mad
>She waits there patiently for you to open the door for a few seconds before what you just did finally goes through her head
>Turns around slowly to see your daughters standing in the hallway
>One's in shock and the other's trying not to laugh
>"Girls, go to your room. Your father and I need to...talk."

Worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:27:03 2018 No.18617860 >>18617852 >Inari wife using her tails and magic to help her cook

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:28:13 2018 No.18617867 >>18617607 >Dark valk tries to seduce you >Normal val dose it better and even lewder >Dark valk just stands there, not sure of what to do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:29:15 2018 No.18617876 >>18616109 >Nurarihyon >older than me >Minor Noble >Hourglass >Deredere >Cuddlesex >Love Freak and Genki goddamnit probability stop giving me my ideal MG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:31:21 2018 No.18617887 >>18617860 >Slime doing multiple things at once (and can use her slime for cooking)

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:32:44 2018 No.18617898 >>18617855 Talk is clearly code for rape, the question is who's getting it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:34:01 2018 No.18617911 >>18617887 >Wiping slime from various bits of your whore eel to get that perfect flavor

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:35:11 2018 No.18617917 File: 213 KB, 800x800, 87D83F46-4FEF-4AE8-B7EC-EEC100296CB0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18617852 Don’t forget that cooking food in a Dragon’s flames will make it taste even better and unique to her husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:40:30 2018 No.18617940 >>18617917 >Borrow some alcohol from oni to add to the food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:43:22 2018 No.18617951 >>18617783 >Going against status quo. Rah! Rah! Fight the power! >>18617855 >Status quo invoked with force. ...nevermind. There's no hope. There never was any, was there?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:44:20 2018 No.18617953

>>18617898
>Daughters leave and she turns around to advance on you
>Suddenly pull her actual old collar and leash out from under your jacket
>Whisper walkies to her and wink
>Her legs buckle together and she blushes furiously
>Argues that it's already dark outside and cold because autumn
>You tell that just means people aren't going to see her and you can warm her up afterwards
>Now lose the clothes
>[Blushing intensifies]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:45:23 2018 No.18617967 >>18617951 >>18617953 There's always hope my boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:46:28 2018 No.18617974 >>18617803 YES!!! I’m gonna give all my little girls belly rubs! Muahahahahaha!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:50:48 2018 No.18617992 File: 378 KB, 747x836, 1481681874424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is a vast majority of the site down again?

Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:51:11 2018 No.18617997
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Alright /mgt/, lets play a harem rolling game.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Roll 1d4+2 for number of girls.

for girls use either
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random or if that method is too tedious and/or repetitive, you can instead go to http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Monster_Girls and roll a d26 for each girl, then match the number you roll to the corresponding letter of the alphabet.
Count the number of girls that have that letter at the beginning of their name and roll an appropriately numbered die for the girl.

If no girls have a name starting with the letter you roll, just reroll it.

When you have your girls, give each one a code name like "The bottom bitch" or "The psychopath" then give your harem a fitting name.

Example:

1. (High Orc) The War Chief
2. (Werewolf) The Warg
3. (Elf) The Pet
4. (Jabberwock) The Raid Boss

I call it "The horde invades Wonderland"

Lets see what you can come up with /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 15 18:51:32 2018

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