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Big Girls are to be feared, respected and loved.

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>> No.18606290
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Big girls start off little. Take advantage of this.

>> No.18606291
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Loli foxes are pretty cute.

>> No.18606294

Big girls give big hugs.

>> No.18606295

Like I'll fear some big nerd who gets flustered just holding hands

>> No.18606296

>Telling me to take advantage of little girls
It's not right! That said, I do still have a weaknes for shortstacks.

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You mean like this?

>> No.18606305

>Turns into an Atlas moth
Jesus take the wheel

>> No.18606306
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That's natural. Shortstacks are the peak of monster evolution after all.

>> No.18606307

More like the fertile valley, amirite?

>> No.18606311

That's a whale.

>> No.18606313
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dare you summon a succubus?

>> No.18606314

Sticcfag please go

>> No.18606315

Someone please feed this girl.

>> No.18606319

You can literally see rolls.

>> No.18606320

She's at critical health!

>> No.18606321

He's too depressed to, but she's working one it.

>> No.18606326

Notto Disu Shite Agin

>> No.18606332

The question is, when she faints will someone take advantage of her?

>> No.18606353

More fertile than if the river bank of the Nile had volcanic ash dumped on it. Just the thought of such a broodmother in the making gets me hot

>> No.18606390

Are you imagining a shortstack Pharaoh all oiled up wearing nothing but body paint as you fill her tight fertile pussy with your cum and she begs you for more?

>> No.18606399

I'll give her as much of my lowly slave semen as she wants. Her lineage will never die out from the rate she'll be pumping out babies. Horus help me when her body shifts into maximum MILF-erdrive

>> No.18606406
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Shortstack is nice, but big girls are good too.

>> No.18606408

I think a tall pharaoh and short anubis would work best. Both busty, of course.

>> No.18606409

Size difference is only good when the guy's cock is bigger than the female

>> No.18606421

>waifu is considered tall
>she’s a head shorter than me
Oh Japan.

>> No.18606432

You'd better be ready for the most boner stiffening dirty talk you've ever heard from her anon. She'll be calling you her fucktoy and her slave so much it might seem odd when she switches to calling you darling in the afterglow while stroking your hair.
Why not have it the other way around anon? Shortstack Pharaoh and Amazonian Anubis?
Both of them completely into the idea of using you as a lowly breeding slave of course.
At least that's the public excuse, they really just want to keep you to themselves.

>> No.18606433

>anon never noticed he was actually a giant

>> No.18606438

>being a shortstack pharaoh's living dildo
Normally I'm not into femdom, but I'd wear a collar with a chain on it if only so she could pull me into a loving deep kiss after I finish filling her womb with as much babybatter as she can physically hold

>> No.18606439

Because tall, stately, absolute breeding material pharaoh. I can handle a short boss, but a ruler needs presence.

>> No.18606445

>after I finish filling her womb with as much babybatter as she can physically hold
Get ready for a full three months of breeding.
She has the resources to keep the two of you going that long.

>> No.18606458

If she's a devout Hathorite like I believe her to be, we could essentially keep each other going just by ourselves
>she sustains herself off your semen as any monster would
>you suckle the rich, healthy milk that leaks from her sizable breasts

>> No.18606463

How would you feel about your waifu/gf chugging several mugs of your semen?

>> No.18606466

As long as they are drinking those mugs worth of cum straight from the tap I don't mind. But if they saved some for later or something that'd be pretty weird, I wouldn't let that fly.

>> No.18606475

>You're the only slave the Pharaoh's taken with her on a vacation to Pandemonium.
>You walk into her chambers only for the doors to slam shut behind you by magic.
>She's laying on the bed completely slathered in oil and wearing her rough sex body paint, legs spread and with a smug smirk on her face.
>Before you can even react you feel her God Voice wash over you.
>"Get over here and FUCK ME UNTIL I'M KNOCKED UP!"
>It's a good thing you're in Pandemonium, because otherwise her kingdom would be without it's Pharaoh for a year and a half instead of just a few days.
>And now it has a princess on the way.

>> No.18606479

She'd probably notice how absolutely rock hard I got and then decide she wants some from the tap.
Maybe she'll even do it during the Idol roleplay.

>> No.18606505

What kind of a monster girl would keep me safe from violent moshing at concerts and keep me warm at night

>> No.18606510

Mothman. No one will mosh if they're all high as fuck on her scales and her fluff is perfect cuddle material.

>> No.18606566

Any Lamia, but especially Apophis.

>> No.18606674
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Barometz will bounce those other people right off without any shock to you.

>> No.18606784

>look up Atlas Moths
Man that's a big bug.

>> No.18606792
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This thread needs more content. Pick one:

1. More Aquanaut
2. More Jurou-gumo mahjong

>> No.18606796

Do Barometz just get around by bouncing? Or do they just get out of the jelly fruit and walk?

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>> No.18606946

The first definitely.

>> No.18607017

I find it pretty nice. I probably would give her a bukkake every now and then, covering her whole body in my seed and making her feel extra lewd.

>> No.18607034

Reposing due to archive
Part 8 of burning edge (line 872)
Stay tuned for scalebound, next.

>> No.18607044

Gonna grope, must grope.

>> No.18607217

Norwegian metal fan Yeti with black dyed fur

>> No.18607292

I like to imagine single monsters would get very horny when near a bukkake'd wife, smelling your cum on her and getting horny thinking about the things you could do to their pussies.

>> No.18607304

Isn’t she the sweetest little thing?

>> No.18607318

They can bounce or move their roots

>> No.18607341

Oh man, my waifu is a dragon so I can see her being very proud, boasting about my achievements with her just to get them even more excited before making sure that it's clear I'm hers and hers only.

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I forgot the image

>> No.18607396

Scalebound makes me hope dragonia has proto dragons

>> No.18607430

Whats with the tumblr OP image? Are you trying to become more disgusting than idolshit threads?

>> No.18607438

Bait should be subtle anon. Try again once you've learned basic baiting.

>> No.18607479
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>Why is my kiki looking at me like this?
>What's in the drink?
>I don't get it. I just gave her a generous raise for a wonderful job she does.
>Does she want a bonus?

>> No.18607540

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

>> No.18607550

I wanna watch a monster girl get mad at The Room

>> No.18607561

At worst it would give them ideas.
>Hey, try humping my belly-button, that looks fun

>> No.18607563
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Undead Dark Mages are possible aren't they?

>> No.18607568

Undead anything is possible, the only limit is your imagination.

>> No.18607569

I'd say undead magic users would have to be Liches or Pharaohs to keep the powers they had in life, otherwise they'd just have to learn magic as zombies.

>> No.18607586
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Regura spider

>> No.18607602
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Do Thunderbirds produce more electricity than Blue Dragons?

>> No.18607609

This woman has no business being a judge while this gorgeous. I refuse to allow my afterlife be determined by something I should be making tantric love to.

>> No.18607744

Beeeg Sheeep!

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>> No.18607794

In what universe is that a spider? Are you even a real entomologist?

>> No.18607809

this artist loves his long faces and tall girls

>> No.18607813

No, but I don't see what entomology has to do with arachnids.

>> No.18607864

how do spiders react to being called insects?

>> No.18607883

They giggle and tie you up tighter

>> No.18607891


>> No.18607930

>I'd say undead magic users would have to be Liches or Pharaohs
Both of those are very specific things. It's actually a good question what kind of an undead a "properly" high quality raised from the dead monstergirl is, I don't think they're zombies or wights either.

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Poorly I'm sure. They deserve it anyway.

>> No.18607986

Undead Succubi are a thing, even if we haven't gotten a gist on how they look yet.

>> No.18608003

Give a big dere dere girl

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Did no one in the order find it weird that a dude dressed like that?

>> No.18608052

mgq has a succubus lich , looks the same as her living self only with a big chunk of her missing.

>> No.18608056

How would you prefer your portals anon? Instantaneous one way only, giant portal in the middle of the city, or something else?

>> No.18608058

Its called being distracting to the enemy, you gotta think about these things.

>> No.18608059

>Again with the Venus and Mars symbol obsession
Alps were a mistake. KC should have just broadly stated that any being could turn into a succubus if they desired sex as a monster and just left it at that

>> No.18608071

>They're launching dark matter! Call in the queer brigade, we need shields!

>> No.18608072

Interest into that kind of shit has been growing , as to why I can't say , but I guess kc threw them a bone to get a tiny piece of growing pie.

>> No.18608097

Yeah, but that's the thing, what kind of an undead does the D&D-style template translate to. And what kind of children would an undead not-undead monstergirl have? Same species but alive like she used to be? Zombies or Wights? Undead of the same type of species like she is now?

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Seriously though, why is it so hard to find stories where the mermaid actually stays a mermaid during sex? It seems like 99% of hentai with mermaids has them growing human legs when they're ready to fuck.

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>taking trapfag shitposting wholesale

>> No.18608141

I'd prefer it where me and my waifu have a personal portal we could open and close whenever we like, basically an interdimensional portal gun. We'd live in my waifu's universe but we'd be able to visit here whenever we wanted for family visits and max comfiness.

>> No.18608143

>portals open between the MGEverse and our world
>Gender reassignment surgery becomes a thing of the past

>> No.18608164
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I want a hug from my BIG sister

>> No.18608165

Are you the ESL faggot that's insistent that KC is trying to pander to lgbt bug chasers?

>> No.18608174

I want a BIG sister that’s short

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>> No.18608184

I don't think strategists go into the frontlines. He's in the army to admire strong men and that's the reason why he turns to an Alp.

>> No.18608185

Sorry sir, only good taste is allowed here.

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>> No.18608205

That's a weird looking Holstaur.

>> No.18608210

Big sisters can be short too. Nothing wrong with that

>> No.18608221


>> No.18608224

They could dress that way to provide motivation for Paladin-chans to fight harder. The "Boys back home" calendar is very popular.

>> No.18608233

You have to go back.

>> No.18608253

! !

>> No.18608270

Shush you, I want my shortstack oneesan

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>> No.18608287

Exactly, that’s the cute oneesan I need

>> No.18608292

Good taste, the best onee-sans are the ones you outgrow but still remain loving, caring sisters who look out for you.

>> No.18608297

For the sake of sating my autism, I simply want to see that little Automaton with a different hairstyle and armor set.

>> No.18608300

>She used to play around with you and bully you when you were little.
>Put her elbow on your shoulder, rest her boobs on top of your head, ruffle your hair, etc.
>You grow up big and strong
>She still likes to try to push you around but knows it’s ineffectual

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>> No.18608310 [DELETED] 

How long is a ban for ‘abusing’ the report system?

>> No.18608321

The audacity of this spammer.

>> No.18608333

Three days. Shit happened to me a year or two ago when someone was making futa shitposts at the start of the thread.

>> No.18608349


>> No.18608350

A two way portal that always stays open.

>> No.18608394


>> No.18608400

That they are.

Seeing one with a bun would be nice

>> No.18608414

This could be a fun topic.
>First Q and A
Why did I have hope for anything better?

>> No.18608427

It's from Oregon, what were you expecting.

>> No.18608468
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Here's a cute Sea Bishop to make up for it.

>> No.18608473

Shorts are comfy and easy to wear, they're perfect strategist clothes.

>> No.18608483
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>> No.18608488

I want to lick a loli Bee-chan's honey cunny!

>> No.18608490

Multiple portals worldwide located in conveniemt locations. The portals link to a biome on the other side similar to the one they connect to on Earth. I want total global saturation, but >>18608141 is onto something so long as the waifu can pass for human.

>> No.18608491

They’re also easy to slip off for butt fucking.

>> No.18608496 [SPOILER] 
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Reminder that birds are inherently evil because they fly solely on instinct instead of thought and morality.

>> No.18608527
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Nothing wrong with an evil bird, if anything it only makes them more lovable.

>> No.18608528

Wait a minute, I've seen those yellow eyes before...

Hitokiri Buttholsai, the dickslayer

>> No.18608533

It's important to relieve stress on the battlefield.

>> No.18608535
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Does this look like the face of evil to you?

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>> No.18608583

What about cargo shorts?

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>> No.18608638

She's a smart girl that will never rape you.

>> No.18608640

Biting means punishment.

>> No.18608647

I dunno, the obnoxious obsession Alps seem to have with their lost masculinity makes for a fairly effective warning sign.

Like, how do you know the difference between an Alp and a Succubus? One cannot stop talking about the penis they used to have. And the other is a faggot

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>big moths

>> No.18608762

>Enormous Moth wife takes an hour to squish into bed, fidgeting around as her gorgeous soft curves smoosh and rub all over you until you cum three times before she finally back settles down
>”Ah, okay! Goodnight hubby!”
>”...Ah, I want a drink quick! Be right back!”
>leaves the bedroom and comes back to start all over again

>> No.18608802

Wait, does that mean that succubi used to be dickgirls?

>> No.18608806

No. Now fuck off.

>> No.18608821

>Ditzy bimbocubus bouncing up and down
>”Hey~! I like dick! I’m a dick girl cause I like dick~!”
>crow tengu glares disapprovingly from the corner

>> No.18608826

>One cannot stop talking about the penis they used to have

>> No.18608832

>A random post is a canon fact
Wow! You're fucking stupid!

>> No.18608843
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Isn't that how all threadcanon starts?

>> No.18608854

There's a difference between good ideas and /d/-tier shitposting anon.

>> No.18608855
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I wish to touch cow abs.

>> No.18608863

I wish to touch cow tits without having the need to take responsibility.

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>> No.18608882

Too much monster and not enough girl.

>> No.18608885

Does raising a rider and his mount from birth work on dragons?

>> No.18608890

Literally Wyverns

>> No.18608893
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Filthy casuals.

>> No.18608895

It'd result in one hell of a clingy Dragon though.

>> No.18608900

There's a big difference between that girl and Sandworms anon, and that difference is that bug girl literally has to climb out of the bug part to actually have sex.

>> No.18608902

I bet there'd be cowtit therapy available in a monstergirl world.

>> No.18608908
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Would you eat horrorifice every day for the rest of eternity?

>> No.18608911

Yes, but you'd need to raise a strong rider to deal with her after she matures and starts questioning things.

>> No.18608912

I'm sure a lot of Monster Girls wouldn't mind raising their husband from birth. Just give a young boy over to a Jabberwock or Dark Mage, they'll keep him safe.

>> No.18608915

Not wyverns though, full blooded dragons.

>> No.18608920

He's asking if the Wyvern technique would work with a dragon anon.

>> No.18608923

>Dark Mage
Bad idea, she'd pounce the boy the second he reached sexual maturity and fuck him every day.

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Oh. Yeah, why not?

>> No.18608929

>the second he reached sexual maturity
She'd do it as soon as his dick got hard for the first time.

>> No.18608931

What do sandworms and their husbands eat?

>> No.18608937

You’re sick.

>> No.18608942

Dragons make great moms. I imagine they'd be extremely protective with their daughters and even more so with sons. It would be fun to tell one to let the boys climb the trees and to chill when they hurt themselves a bit.

>> No.18608944

Dark Mages are disgusting.

>> No.18608946

>Anon's parents form a pact with the Dragon who rules their lands to raise their children together.
>The first thing both of them see when they open their eyes is each other.
>They grow up together and are almost unnaturally close.
>Once anon's parents have twins later on in life, the Dragon becomes their surrogate Onee-san
>When the day comes to see if the process worked, a Dragon comes down to the village demanding Anon as a sex slave.
>Anon's Dragon immediately attempts to beat this usurper into the ground for trying to steal what's hers.
>Anger turns to confusion when the other Dragon hugs her and starts crying.
>Turns out it's her aunt and she's crying because she's proud.
>Anon and his childhood friend Dragon are married the next day.

>> No.18608950

That's not what that means anon.
Gotta hit puberty.

>> No.18608955

No anon, I don't even like lolis. Those monsters would keep touching and massaging the little kid's penis so it could grow big and healthy though.

>> No.18608963

Holy shit that would take some time. Monsters go for it as soon as they learn to walk so they'd be doing the same with humans.

>> No.18608969

What about the Aunt's happy end?

>> No.18608976

She's married, she already has a happy life.

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Pretty sure you've got it backwards.

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>> No.18608995

Imagine a dragon zombie that was reanimated, not because she never had a lover in life, but because she never wants to be without her husband, even in death.

>> No.18609000

Would, then again I'd also fuck quelagg so I may not have the best of tastes.
Been a while since I've seen this one, would hug.

>> No.18609009

Why are her tits staring at me with a ~ mouth?

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Tell me you see a face here too.

>> No.18609019

Spiny girls deserve gentle, careful hugs. She'd be traumatized for life if you hurt yourself on her by hugging her.

>> No.18609020

She wants all eyes on you.

>> No.18609058

Can love blossom on the battlefield?

>> No.18609067

With monsters the question becomes:
Can we hope to stop it from blossoming?

>> No.18609068

I'm not normally into that
But if it looks like the left I mean c'mon guys im not made of stone.

>> No.18609070

Huh. Does this mean that monstergirls would be even bigger pedos then human men?

>> No.18609075

No. It can only bloom.

>> No.18609078

I just want big tittied kunoichi

>> No.18609080

Before I watched that show and people were posting kon while it aired I thought she was a boy.

>> No.18609085

Why else would he have created alps?

>> No.18609087

Of course they would. I for one, don't like lolis and I'm sure I'm not the only one. Monsters however are ready to fuck any male at any age, doesn't matter the species.

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>Q. What would monster girl do if she find human orphan?
>A. She will try to protect him or her, or even try to become mother. MGs will not pounce upon those who are wounded or weaken, and children who are too young to have sex. However, when the boy grows enough, they may marry continuously. And some species of MGs may try to monsterize the girl.

>> No.18609100

What happens when an orphan boy gets adopted by a KDF tier monstergirl?

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>> No.18609105

>KDF tier
I don't follow.

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>> No.18609117

Is too young 4 years old?

>> No.18609125

That's kind of in cool kyou territory
And even then at least they are mentally older in his comics.

>> No.18609137

Unapologetic pedophile with a whole host of degenerate fetishes, probably.

>> No.18609141

This >>18609137

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Hope she carries her husband to be at the ceremony

>> No.18609188
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What monstergirl do you want to sit on your face, dude?

>> No.18609193

inb4 loli Wights

not that it's a bad choice

>> No.18609194

I want a shortstack Griffon to sit on my face dude!

>> No.18609195

My daughteru.

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>> No.18609205

>inb4 loli Wights
I was tempted to say that but went for a griffon, thank god I wasn't too predictable.

>> No.18609215
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Nav's pics don't help either

>> No.18609222

All of them, I'm too subby.
Some elegant curvy lady who will cross her legs across my head as she goes about her day reading or talking with friends or whatever, happy to keep me as her live in chair.

>> No.18609224

A muscled hulk of a demon

>> No.18609233

>MG and husband get married
>man catchs the bouquet
>He gets married too
>New wife throws the bouquet again
Wouldn't this create a infinite loop?

>> No.18609235
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Nav's Wight awakened my love for them but I always liked them to some degree.

Now though? I have 3 different head canon loli wights I think about.

>> No.18609249

High five!

>> No.18609252
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I prefer his grown-ups.

>> No.18609256

Mako no! Bad homestay!

>> No.18609260

I like thicc lolis because they're pretty much the only way to get pear-shaped girls. I hate big titties.

>> No.18609271

I'm not actually interested in face-sitting.

>> No.18609277

The dick is the only body part I want to get bit in.

>> No.18609282

A Fairy!

>> No.18609297

Bite her back.

>> No.18609306

>Vampire meeting in a remote castle
>"biting your husband's dick: yay or nay?"

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>> No.18609312

>old-fashioned CC's say yay, bite dicks every day
>soft young nerds have scruples

>> No.18609313

This is likely the last thing you see when you get lost in a snowstorm in Zipangu.

>> No.18609314

A good old plain elf

>> No.18609315

>'But that's where that delicious white blood is stored!'

>> No.18609316

Not infinite, but ‘Nookies do offer discounts on chain weddings. Imagine the following: A group of girls will pool their money to arrange a chain wedding and invite their single friends and any single men they’re looking at. The wedding planner will arrange for a baker to be on standby, an alurane and liliurane florist team, and a collection of dresses and tuxedos to be delivered with a Ittan Momen stylist. Partnerships are also made with the local Otohimes, Pharaohs, Nurahiyons, Lilims, and even the Queen of Hearts herself to provide venues big enough for the event. Priests from all the major religions, including the Sabbath, Eros, and even Aeres are on standby to officiate the union following their beliefs. The core girls make a down payment and for every marriage they add on, a discount is given to their total bill down to the final bill equaling their deposit if no one leaves the event single.

>> No.18609320

>Strawberry Cum
>Blood Macchiato
Which is it?

>> No.18609332

>Chain weddings marrying any single men who got invited unknowingly
Shit that'd be the MG equivalent of a surprise intervention.

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Taking over the world is hard work!

>> No.18609347
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they have cute babies at least.

>> No.18609373
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Someone save that humangirl!

>> No.18609378

That wurm is adorable

>> No.18609384
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I can think of some good country music songs that would fit MGs.

>> No.18609388

For some reason I thought it was a girtablilu

>> No.18609389

Is this an Order knight sent to investigate Dragonia but succumbed to the demonic energy there?

>> No.18609398

I’d imagine it more as a thoroughly romantic event full of heartfelt confessions and displays of love. No one is getting married if they’re not ready yet, but they may start looking at each other more now. If they’re not ready now, maybe in 6 months.

>> No.18609448

Hey now, there's also the chance of a yeti or whitehorn. Maybe a nice fluffy snow fox or Malamut kobold too.

>> No.18609451
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You gonna get proselytized.

>> No.18609462

>Become monstergirl
>Stay just as attractive as you were before, but with extra bits tacked on
Well, at least she didn't get worse. KC needs practice drawing women that aren't attractive waifu material, at least in terms of looks, to start.

>> No.18609479

Also it looks as if her personality has stayed mostly the save.

>> No.18609495


Get out of here Spongebab.

>> No.18609497

>Random Eyeballs tacked onto the design
All of Druella’s taste is in her mouth

>> No.18609500

The priestesses have to find their eyecandy somewhere, Anon.

>> No.18609514
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Looks pretty MERE to me.
>He hasn't read Dune

>> No.18609515
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You are approached by a wild jungle catgirl.

>> No.18609519

I'ma hug her!

>> No.18609526 [SPOILER] 
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My reference is comedy though.

>> No.18609533

I wouldn't mind if it was like one and it symbolized something, but he tends to do entirely too much.

>> No.18609561
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>> No.18609566

Roll for diplomacy.

>> No.18609588

>KC needs practice drawing women that aren't attractive waifu material, at least in terms of looks, to start.
Nah, the girls being attractive pre-corruption is totally fine. I don't read KC's stuff to look at ugly girls and I'm not really going to get a corruption boner unless the girl was already attractive.

>> No.18609595
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Best Beelzebub.

>> No.18609596

Do that shifting to change eye contact thing that they say works on cats.

>> No.18609603

Would you put on a frilly princess dress if your daughteru asked you to? It's dress code for her tea party after all!

>> No.18609614

Depends on my mood. I might try to talk her out of it, or I might go over the top in hopes of either embarrassing her or making her whole day.

>> No.18609631

her boobs got bigger tho

>> No.18609643

I think those eyeballs are actually jewelry.

>> No.18609644

Oh, absolutely anon! Anything for my daughteru. I mean, I'd wear cute frilly dresses anyway, but oh well.

>> No.18609661

Simple. Explain to her that men don’t wear dresses, but wear suits instead. Then, you wear your wedding tuxedo and join her for princess tea and sparkle cookies on the terrace overlooking her bouncy ball orchard with a juice river running through it.

>> No.18609664

It's still tacky-looking.

>> No.18609691

>wedding tuxedo
Be careful anon, the next game she'll want to play involves her trying on her mother's wedding dress.

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>> No.18609704

What kind of semen demon is this?

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>> No.18609720

>Ring for paizuri.

>> No.18609723

There’s nothing wrong with that. All good fathers walk their daughters down the aisle to a waiting, loving, soon to be son-in-law. Maybe we should invite that little boy from across the street over. She can say he’s icky, but her blush says something different.

>> No.18609728

>Ding Dong

>> No.18609729
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Pure Lich >>>>> slutty Lich

>> No.18609731

Fuck, mean to reply to >>18609704

>> No.18609750
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>> No.18609753

>being a good father
My brother. I'm sure your daughteru would grow up to be a handsome and good lady!

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18609766

Gaining a cup size or two is pretty standard for monsterization

>> No.18609768

Needs more fluff

>> No.18609772

It'd be pretty great if a girl got flatter as she monsterized because she knew her crush liked them smaller

>> No.18609773

No such thing as a pure lich. Necromancy is inherently unpure.

>> No.18609777

All she has to do is go to those sabbath freaks and they'll help her out.

>> No.18609786

I feel like if you raised a dragon and boy together the dragons instincts to collect would kick in before she sexually matures and would try to "collect" her friend.

>> No.18609814

Atlach-Nacho, Baphomet, Yupiel-sama

>> No.18609817
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A story about a lesser succ would be good
Dont see much of them outside of the exet games

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>> No.18609837

I wonder what kind of full succubus this one would mature into? I bet she would dial it back on the revealing nature of her clothes and get a little less smug and a little more loving. This is the stage where they’re trying to figure out how to be a monster after all, so some roll back would make sense.

>> No.18609846

ow The edge

>> No.18609897

It's the only lesser succ story I can find.

>> No.18609901

Not really that edgy

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>> No.18609946
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It's prime bullying hours.
How do you bully your waifu?
And how do you make up for it.

>Hardmode: No sexual acts involved whatsoever.

>> No.18609947

No, I probably wouldn't join her tea party. I'd just let her enjoy it with her friends and if she tried to convince me her mom would talk her out of it by saying something in the lines of "no boys allowed".

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>> No.18609956

Oppai loli wyvern is the cutest.

Depends on which scenario it is but I really don't bully, I tease.

>> No.18609957

>How do you bully your waifu?
>Hardmode: No sexual acts involved whatsoever.
Hardmode is bullying her though

>> No.18609967

All maids deserve a wife end.

>> No.18609968

By teasing the fact she is a dragon and gets so comfy with me she snores and breathes fire in her sleep, maybe record it too. To make up I'd prepare her favorite dessert and let her have every bite out of it.

>> No.18609970

Start a fire.
Build an igloo or ice sculpture.

>> No.18609974

Only eat her out and finger her and then fall asleep without putting it in.

>> No.18609985

Sneaking up on her and molesting her tail. That, or blowing into hear ears unexpectedly.

>> No.18609987

Frequently masturbating, while refusing to have sex with her because I'm 'too tired.'

>> No.18610010

Put her in 'the jar'
Collect ingredients for her in the field.

>> No.18610028

I keep tempting her with sweets and then luring her into taking a break by putting on documentaries of the ancient world in the background. Seeing her sitting on the couch in a blissful stupor as the narrator drones on about Darius the Great only to go into full-panic mode after she realizes she's behind on both her work and her workout routine always makes me smile. I usually get away with it by telling her I only want to help her relieve stress but sometimes I go too far and she has me sweep the house for fur deposits as punishment.

>> No.18610053

Hakutaku? Anubis?

>> No.18610069
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Post smug.

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>Bullying an Anubis by getting her off schedule
How devilish. I'm sure the next day's schedule would include a time slot for something along the lines of "Use husband as footstool."

>> No.18610082

How is her scepter doing that?

>> No.18610092

Anubis. We both have a deep love of the ancient world but we fight a lot because I have a deep love for the Romans while she thinks they're just a bunch of Hellenist wannabes whose Empire couldn't even last five centuries, let alone a millennium. She insists the Byzantines don't count either.

>> No.18610094

Sand magic

>> No.18610101

Anubis' (Anubi? Anubises?) magic is powered by stress and irritation.

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>You will never be ambushed by a group of kunoichi and have a martial arts fight to defend yourself.

>> No.18610156

What is she gonna do? Stab me with those knife ears?

>> No.18610157
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I love mermaids!

>> No.18610165

I want to be a jailer for a captured Anubis and nullify her power by pampering and cuddling her!

>> No.18610166

Just tell her that Egypt was in fact conquered by those "Hellenist wannabes." That totally won't end in her cursing you, mounting you, and riding you dry while she berates you in her native tongue about how great her people are. No, that won't happen at all.

>> No.18610168

Yeah, that’s right. Ninjutsu your way out of this.

>> No.18610171
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I would wonder what daily ambushes from a kunoichi group would be like?

>> No.18610179

Pure lich in a slutty outfit > pure lich or slutty lich

>> No.18610185

Don't we all

>> No.18610197

slutty lich in pure outfit

>> No.18610200

I like both. Can I have both? Even the human girl is 2cute, would gladly take home, introduce to my parents then quietly bone on my old twin bed.

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>> No.18610242

>Anon has daily battles with a group of kunoichi
>one in the back has a stereo system and is playing ninja music
>At this point anon has started pack wooden swords and baseball bats to defend himself.
>its only made them more excited, as far as he can tell for a bunch of kuu demon ninjas

>> No.18610243

I can't say no to those thighs

>> No.18610258

Which ones?

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>> No.18610300

Please don't harass 3d's

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>> No.18610421

She's kinda cute like this.

>> No.18610424

I like it as well

>> No.18610465
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Well /mgt/ I finally had a monstergirl dream.

>In coal mine
>Walking around watching everyone work.
>Look at ground.
>See a bunch of orange peels literally everywhere
>Begin frantically picking up orange peels so that boss doesn't fire me.
>Almost done.
>Huge explosion to left
>Hole in wall
>Giant Ant walks in and grabs my arm
>"I'm kidnapping you" she says.
>Get "kidnapped" even though I kinda just walk with her willingly.
>Go through hole
>Enter what looks like a convention center or some shit
>Bunch of people there
>See Stephen hawking hitting on Karen from spongebob.
>Giant Ant leads me to a bed in the middle of the room.
>Start making out.
>Things get spicey.
>Oh shit that's right, I almost forgot.
>"We need to be careful," I say, "I don't wanna get arrested."
>"Why would you be arrested, dude?" She asks.
>"Because you're a miner.
>Laugh and fall backwards
>Fall off bed.
>Fall into empty void.
>Wake up.
>MFW I realize dream me fucked up his chance to bang a monster girl for the sake of a shitty pun.

Why am I like this /mgt/?

>> No.18610474

>Why am I like this
You're a faggot.

>> No.18610481

I Wouldn't mind alping if it meant I had someone that loved me. ;_;

>> No.18610484

Dreams can be weird. One minute, you're spooning your special one, the next you're wading though a mesh of webs and funnel-web spiders.

>> No.18610485

I think I might like thighs too much too, anon. It's a dangerous thing.

>> No.18610490

What monstergirls would the Danganronpa girls be?

>> No.18610492

It's a paizuring.

>> No.18610494

>as far as he can tell for a bunch of kuu demon ninjas
He's learning about them
Soon he will be able to read their individual quirks

>> No.18610503

Do arachne like Being bondage?

>> No.18610508

Well, transforming into a length of chain would be quite exasperating, so possibly.

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>> No.18610530

I know that I couldn't say no to binding up a spider to play with, ESPECIALLY if she has huge venom sacks

>> No.18610533

Celestia would be an ignis.

>> No.18610551

Oh you.

>> No.18610569

What if you yanked on an Arachne's web while she was spinning it?

>> No.18610600

Bimbo Monsters are love.

>> No.18610608

I liked her too, but the thought of an ignis gambler with drill hair is pretty nice.

>> No.18610612

>Hair drill is actually fire
Sounds pretty cool actually. Though she's more a vampire.

>> No.18610614 [DELETED] 

>done gone ru paul
Neck yourself my man.

>> No.18610616

reminder that nothing is funnier than a bright eyed and bushy tailed order assassin sneaking into your tower and getting hit with a heaping dose of P'Orc Mana

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>> No.18610626

So this is what happens in the final stages before transforming? Anyone have that slippery slope image showing the decline from >tfw no gf to trap faggotry to suicide?

>> No.18610633

I don’t know. I saw fish wearing shoes once and that was pretty hilarious.

>> No.18610646

>I saw fish wearing shoes once and that was pretty hilarious.
Like a mermaid trying to adhere to a formal dress code by shoving her tail fins into high heels?

>> No.18610647

Please don't laugh at the loli flat fish, she just wants to try daddies clothes

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At least you probably won't kill yourself if you go Alp.

>> No.18610673

I'm Phillip J. Fry and I approve this Mermaid.

>> No.18610708

I'd love her as a vampire too, would gladly be her butler.

>> No.18610714

>Deviantart spam left untouched for hours

>> No.18610721

God imagine what Miu would be.

>> No.18610723

Did you report and hide?

>> No.18610730

Yes, the moment they appeared.

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>> No.18610747 [DELETED] 

You seem really angry all the time anon, may I invite you to shut the fuck up?


>> No.18610752

Then you have done all you can do. Perhaps set a filter for them as well?

>> No.18610787

I’m not a fan of Alps by any means, but the thought of that smiling face at one time being suicidal and recovering warms my heart. Still a fag for showing off his navel and chest like that though.

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>> No.18610840

>That giant watermark
Fuck off

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>> No.18610850
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Is this better?

>> No.18610851

What happens when you tell your canine MG wife to go to her crate?

>> No.18610857

I don’t know the relation between dogs and crates

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>> No.18610880

>implying that even works anymore

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I rub her ears between my fingers

Then I stop.

>> No.18610899

>reporting a perfectly on-topic image causes nothing of consequence

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>> No.18610916

Looks like a monster girl to me.

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>> No.18610933

>an image hosting website

>> No.18610943

My Kobold waifu would just assume it's petplay time as she doesn't actually have one of those, she might even get a little offended unless I was joking in an appropriate context.

If I or my waifu told our daughteru this however, she'd probably get all excited as she does actually have one of those. It'd be more of a Kobold-daughteru-sized alcove in the wall behind our bed though, with a nice little comfy mattress for her to sleep on, plenty of pillows, a couple of her stuffed animals and a sliding cage door to keep it closed off but not claustrophobic. It'd be her comfy place where she'd go when she wants to feel safe or be alone, or when my waifu and I need the bed for ourselves. If this last bit were the case my waifu and I would probably put our daughteru in some sort of comfy yet restrictive bondage predicament so she can stay entertained, but her cage is very much one of her happy places.

>> No.18610949

99% of images on deviantART are shit.

>> No.18610959
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Just stop.

>> No.18610960

Tundranubis needs some warmer clothes

>> No.18610963

Ever just randomly browsed a tag on pixiv?
It's not pretty.

>> No.18610979

>99% of images on deviantart are shit
yes, and?

>> No.18610986

I hate to defend the guy but this >>18610963
The only people who think that western art sites are worse than nip ones have never browsed in moon rune tags for more than 5 minutes. 99% of every art site is shit.

>> No.18611001

Worst moth.

>> No.18611007

best moth.

>> No.18611029
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She's a murderer!

>> No.18611034

Nobody can stop KDF.

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>> No.18611050

That's what makes it sexy

>> No.18611052

She was killing a pretender trying to steal her son away.

>> No.18611057

Does anyone have that one pic of the Cheshire and her depressed boyfriend who was beating himself up? I thought I had it, but now I can't find it.

>> No.18611073
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Dark elf coworker!

>> No.18611074
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No, but I know hw one you’re talking about. It was a Hellhound, not a Cheshire. The “PLEASE DONT BE SAD” one right?

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no I have that one. At least I think this is the one you're refering to.

>> No.18611095

yes, but I don't see why >>18611074 said that was a hellhound. No fire eyes. and she has a shit-eating grin. I thought for sure she was a cheshire.

Ah well, thanks for helping me.

>> No.18611113

Huh. Fair point. I don’t know why I assumed it was a Hellhound. It could be a Cheshire too I guess.

>> No.18611125

I imagine this happens a lot.

>> No.18611205
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Half breeds!

>> No.18611219

I'd create some quarter-breeds with her.

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Most likely, getting married isn't going to cure anon's depression, it'll follow him everywhere like a shadow until he just bites the bullet and jumps off the god damn bridge.

Then he can stop dragging her down like always. Finally she'll be free of his bullshit and be able to live an actually meaningful life where she doesn't have to have him just shutdown and become total dead weight at every little road block.

How could he be such a waste of skin? How could he actually have thought he could ruin her life like that? What a presumptuous little cunt. Am I right guys?"

The cheshire said with a crooked smile as the tears rolled down her cheeks.

>> No.18611229

>someone one third (probably less or half?) her size breeding her

i dont wanna know how the fuck would that work

>> No.18611236

monster obama

>> No.18611240

Size is convoluted in Lordran.

>> No.18611243

It's not nice to lie anon.

>> No.18611264

The human female doesn't even know him. She's just trying to steal him away and hates cute moths.

>> No.18611270

You need to believe in your cum.

>> No.18611273

this. Damn sluts trying to steal him away from that good christian moth.

>> No.18611280

You okay bruh?

>> No.18611288

>Moth giving birth to a human son
Stop lying already

>> No.18611296

Yes. I was just playing around with the idea presented from >>18611082 of how a monstergirl would feel to have a husband with serious depression.

>> No.18611305

It's a miracle.

>> No.18611310

>having sex with someone that came out of your vagina.

That's incest anon, he's adopted.

>> No.18611314

Joke's on any monster girl looking to help me get over my depression, I've gone full circle and take joy in it. I'd be an empty shell if you took away the lens of self loathing I view the world through.

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>> No.18611323

Don’t be silly. He’s obviously an incubus. He took a shotafication potion and had a mindflayer put him in this illusion state. They’re a married 100 year old couple.
>prove me wrong

>> No.18611328

Don’t worry. If you’re an empty shell, that means she can fill you with hedonism and a monster’s values.

>> No.18611334

Thank goodness I put up all those rolls of succubus paper. This shit isn't gonna fly under my radar.

>> No.18611337

Monster Ojous need the following qualities, a haughty demeanor, a good haircut, wealth, and HUGE...tracts of land.

>> No.18611343

Your ass must be huge for you to store so much bullshit in it.

>> No.18611351

>he actually bought the paper
Hey, I got this Jinko-repelling charm if you're interested.

>> No.18611361


Sometimes I wonder if this is the most pathetic niche in all of 4chan. Then I remember that /mlp/ exists. Then I remember that those faggots actually go outside.

Is this the red swamp bottom, anons?

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Don't touch me, you miserable sad sacks.

>> No.18611384

No, that's /kcg/

>> No.18611394

At some point I started to enjoy healing stories more for the suffering than the healing aspect.

>> No.18611413

Jokes on you I live a normal life with healthy relationships and prospects and hope for the future, and no depressive tendencies.

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>> No.18611418
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Those don't work.
But my poncy paladin brand succubus paper sure is handy for when summer comes around.

>> No.18611422

Some kind of Gremlin Sccubuss combo.

>> No.18611426

Anon I think those are Vamp Mosquitos.

>> No.18611431

But i am afraid of tall women! EVEN MORE A BIG HALF DRAGON WOMAN

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>> No.18611445

>one in the back has a stereo system and is playing ninja music
Is the leaders name ‘Betty’?

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No they're very clearly succubutts.

>> No.18611461

But I don't like warhammer, anon.

>> No.18611464

Go to MGU then.

>> No.18611469

but that place is cancer and iron beast is from there.

>> No.18611470

I'm like spaghetti code for an online game that's super old. Everything works perfectly fine as long as nobody touches anything, and in order to truly fix anything, you'd need to scrap it all and start from scratch.
The real question, is how would you even go about trying to explain to a monster girl that wants to fix you that you're only capable of being happy because you're broken in this one specific way?

>> No.18611474

Then you'll fit right in.

>> No.18611485

but anon, you're the one who's cancer.

>> No.18611496

>Sometimes I wonder if this is the most pathetic niche in all of 4chan.
That would be the gentle femdom threads or the ntr generals.

>> No.18611507

lets not forget the blacked threa-

What the fuck is gentle femdom, and why is it pathetic?

>> No.18611511

Beware the song about big butts

>> No.18611515

Go roleplay as a paladin somewhere else you troglodyte.

>> No.18611516

Every monster would be improved as a slime.

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>> No.18611519

Gentle femdom is actually talked about a lot here.

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>Roleplaying as a paladin.
I'm not sure if you're trolling or just retarded.
I'm not even going to bother with (you).

>> No.18611536

>What the fuck is gentle femdom, and why is it pathetic?
It's less the fetish and more so the people the thread ended up attracting. It was so bad it managed to get nuked from orbit and banished from /d/.

>> No.18611542

but it's still there >>>7893202

>> No.18611545

How sad, considering it is a good fetish.

>> No.18611547

well I clearly don't know how to link shit do I?

>> No.18611552

>Just enjoy the idea of a dom that doesn't trash talk or belittle me but is forceful enough for me to know that this is happening.

The worse part is when you get those people that basically just want a mom.
It doesn't need to be nursing handjobs every damn time!

>> No.18611553

>paladin brand succubus paper

>> No.18611578

it's a god tier fetish, shame it had such shit threads.
Nothing wrong with nursing handjobs from a holst but it's far from the only thing that gentle femdom can be.

>> No.18611580

>PONCY paladin brand succubus paper
>Naming something after paladins makes you a paladin role player.

Does it hurt having an IQ of -5? Remember, you need to ask your parents permission before you can use the internet kiddo.

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Alright, which one of you scumbags took her tablet?

>> No.18611592

I did. It was so I can pretend I found it. So that I'd have a chance to ask her on a date.

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How would a Phantom spice up a man's boring life?

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>It's not a phase mom, this is who I am

>> No.18611599

Oh, I know theres more then that but its the first things everyone goes to.
I want to see more than just that, and this is from a guy that likes holsts!

>> No.18611607

By starting a fire in a nuclear power plant and trapping herself and anon inside.

>> No.18611615

Learn what he likes and drag him into lewd versions of them as the main character.

>> No.18611624

>a phantom will never play out old movies with you and her as the lead roles

>> No.18611638
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Singing Awoo~’s!

>> No.18611652

But they all just sing 'Wan Wan Love'

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Best dragon right here.

>> No.18611664

I can see MGC reworking older movies to make them more monster friendly.
>Dirty Harry
>”Did I cum five times or six times? Do you feel lucky? Punk?”
>the Wizard of Oz
>a shota has to get back to Kansas with the help of a cowardly Jinko, an Automaton who wants to feel love, and a Wurm who thinks she’s a scarecrow but is constantly on the lookout for that yandere Dark Mage of the West who wants him alll for herself
>it ends with the boy staying in Oz and loving his harem of girls (Dark Mage included)
>”Here’s looking at you, kid.”
>he then cums on the Succubus’s face
>roll credits

>> No.18611670

What if there was a 12 girl idol group consisting entirely of wans?
Why would I love them even if I don’t like idol groups and J/K Pop?

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>go out for a karaoke date with your Anubis waifu
>after you sing a bunch of songs, you manage to goad her into taking the stage
>instead of a cover of a mainstream pop or rock song, she sings a beautiful rendition of https://youtu.be/2H5rusicEnc
>at the end, she gets so excited that she can't stop herself from letting out a long "Awoooo~"
>she runs off the stage embarrassed as can be, right into your arms with her tail wagging hard
>"Was... Was I good, Anon?"

>> No.18611679

The best! I want to catch my wan waifu singing lovey-dovey songs about me when she thinks I'm not listening!

>> No.18611691

>Look at head
>Try not to pat
>Pat a whole lot
>Pat that schedulwoo like my life depends on it
>Call her good girl.

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>The Little Mermaid is turned into a story about a human girl wanting to become a mermaid to win the heart of a sea-dwelling incubus

>> No.18611706

Know I'm late, but what exactly went down with monstergirlcollection.com?

>> No.18611708

>Sea-dwelling incubus
>It still ends with NTR.
>Until some shota's ship gets sunk by a ditzy kraken.
>Then it the newly minted mermaid just shrugs and carries the lad off.

>> No.18611714

Rata-chan's got the scoop!

>> No.18611715

ELH went full retard.
Point is use anubis.moe for all your reading needs.

>> No.18611718

That's not how Kenkou's Magical Realm works.

>> No.18611726

I'm pretty sure the fact that he's an incubus implies he's already married or a zeus level manwhore.

>> No.18611727

We have at least one confirmed doctor of psychology so that's gotta offset a few things

>> No.18611730

I thought we had two.

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Leave me out of yer useless banter

>> No.18611742

Elaborate murder drama where she ends up actually killing him to revive into Undead Incubus.

>> No.18611743

>murderous waifu
Not sure if boner.

>> No.18611744

But this takes place after the Demon Lord has realized her dream of giving monsters boy makers.

>> No.18611764

Well /mgt/ I'm off to bed to dream of electric weresheep. Don't go full monstergirl ISIS while I'm sleeping. And remember, suicide is not the solution.

>> No.18611781

>monsters boy

>> No.18611790

>However, as for the demon's lord's power, every time the demon lord stores power, every time the monsters increase in number, and every time the demon realm expands, it grows stronger. If the demon lord's power continues to increase at this rate, eventually she'll be able to completely overwrite and establish the monster girls' settings. If it occurs, then incubi will end up also being born from monster girls. Human men and monster girls will seek one another, and then it can lead to the rebirth of a new human race.

>> No.18611804

I don't see the monster boys anywhere

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>> No.18611814

>incubi will end up also being born from monster girls

>> No.18611815

He said give the monsters boy makers, i.e. the ability to give birth to male incubi. Not give monster boys.

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>> No.18611829

That makes them part monster.

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The basilisk profile outright says that incubi aren't human.

>> No.18611873

Is a wizard part monster because he was born with magic?

>> No.18611876

They're not monsters either.
Says so in WGI clear as crystal.

>> No.18611877

Basalisk-senpai is cutest!

>> No.18611892

>Comparing someone learning how to use magic to a boy born from a monster.
Are you the same kind of person that would call a mixed race child white just because his dad is white?

>> No.18611906

Ah I see it now.

>> No.18611924

Wizards are born with the gift, incubi are born or transformed with the gift

>born from a monster
That changes nothing, KC said humans can be born from monsters already, only that the odds are 1 in a million, does that make him less human?

>> No.18611938

>does that make him less human?

>> No.18611942

You're replying to bait.

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>> No.18611949

>I dropped my pen

>> No.18611952

Play dead in front a MG guys! It totally works!

>> No.18611960

Don't give me that ? shit, you know exactly what you're doing.

>> No.18611971

spats are the miracle of the universe

>> No.18611975

I like soft girls in spats.

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>Go out to karaoke night at the bar with your Hellhound waifu
>After a several drinks she decides to participate in the karaoke
>When her turn comes she goes up on stage
>"This one goes out to my loving husbands!"
>She points a fluffy digit at you
>The music starts, she starts singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvEj01NBmQ

>> No.18612017

what is written on it?

>> No.18612021

I get what you meant to say but that typo is gonna make people upset.

>> No.18612022

>"This one goes out to my loving husbands!"
This is making me imagine a Hellhound from some slavic country who isn't the best with plurals in english yet.

>> No.18612028

send nudes

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Fug. I ruined it.

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Thought you could escape the chill aye?

There's only one way to stop it anon but are you willing to do go that far?

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>"I'm already sopping wet, so... please enter me... quickly..."

>> No.18612148

eh that pic is kind of a depressing reference man

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>> No.18612157

Blame faggots like bollocks for always referencing fucking Mister Freeze like an autist when it comes to Yuki-Onna

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>> No.18612168

You're not even a little curious whuch of those tentacles is going down the protag's urethra?

>> No.18612171

Y'know, not really.

>> No.18612172

That's a Dieselmine character you faggot.

>> No.18612173

then he should reference the campy ones instead

>> No.18612181

Same shit different producer.

>> No.18612199

Being an anon in shortstack village would be tough, you'd always have little girls trying to sneak into your bed for comfy times

>> No.18612206

Just lock the door mang.

>> No.18612210

That's how you get kikis stuck in your door, Anon.

>> No.18612212

Slimes and Ghosts are even craftier when small.

>> No.18612219

mice find ways and lichs/dark mages just use dimension door

>> No.18612232

That's how you get brown fairies in your chimney, and Gremlins in your air ducts.

>> No.18612237

Wurm will make a new door!

>> No.18612239

How can someone get stuck on a door

>> No.18612258

Vampires are forced to wait outside until properly invited in. I could not help but tease one relentlessly.

>> No.18612261

I'm not allowed to or I'd get the cold shoulder.

>> No.18612264

Not on, in. Traditional kikis got into one's home by sliding through the lock (yes, they were that STICC), but this one's breasts would be too large so she'd get stuck.

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>People referencing characters from emmy / annie award winning shows

That's a really weird and specific thing to be angry about anon.

Mind you I still haven't seen anyone make a Running Man Cockatrice reference or a opera singing Raiju / Thunderbird reference for Dynamo but it's not like I'd be mad about obscure references not being used.

>> No.18612268

>Pouting shortstack vampire glaring at anon through the window.
But she's a mighty mistress of the night!

>> No.18612273

I wonder if you could bully a vampire by inviting her through the front door but specifying that internal doors were off-limits. Slowly allowing her to get closer to you but stopping her before she can actually touch you. Maybe sleeping in your room with the door open but without inviting her in, so she could watch you all vulnerable but unable to do anything about it.

>> No.18612280

I hate the faggot not the content.

>> No.18612305

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that teaching ogres, onis, and other such girls to brew will fix a lot of problems.
Who wouldn't want some Mountain Top brand whiskey?

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Streamer Anubis needs to stop playing Pharah if she wants to win!

>> No.18612368 [DELETED] 

>3D memehub
Is it worth it?
Ive never visited the site once and I plan on keeping that record

>> No.18612372 [DELETED] 

For that video? No.
It's a shitty fan made TG scenario.

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>> No.18612502

Whats the MG equivalent of a shotgun wedding?

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>> No.18612509

The exclamation marks on anubis should be a good bit lower so the outline of your cock inside a loli anubis would slide neatly between them

>> No.18612512

Anon, no! That's too lewd!

>> No.18612515

unicorn with a shotgun demanding you take responsibility

>> No.18612545

Traveling the world with a Danuki, buying and selling goods! Doing some serious TRADING AND BARTERING

Staying the night in a comfy big tent with her!

>> No.18612550

What about gal Kikimoras who dress a bit flashy and are quick to show physical affection towards their masters without regard to time or place?

>> No.18612555

Getting inside her clothes doesn't count as a tent anon

>> No.18612559

Finding out those mice you fucked in a drunken stupor got pregnant and their mafia boss dad forcing you to marry all of them!

>> No.18612568

Kikimora smugly dusting her Master's head "to get rid of dirty thoughts"! What an impudent maid!

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Would nooks buy into the idea of cryptocurrency, or would they avoid that shit like the plague?

IRL brother mentioned several times being interested in bitcoin, I wanted to slap him for getting suckered in by that Ponzi scheme.

>> No.18612581

Would you cuddle ber bushy tail?

>> No.18612589

That's a paddlin'. Sound like I've got my cut out for me if I want to raise them into proper brown maids.

>> No.18612603

It's relatively chaste compared to looking down at her sleek back and big butt instead.

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Erubetie is always worth it.

>> No.18612614

I love playful, affectionate girls like that

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>> No.18612649

I got a friend who made $80k from it.
I asked him what he was going to to with it and he told me he was going to shut the fuck up and not tell anybody about it, including his wife. Then he gave me $100 and told me I was going to shut up about it too.

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Monsters like karaoke


>> No.18612678

>shortstack Wurm
I don’t have enough blood for my heart and boner to function at the same time.

>> No.18612694

>Majima but a fire rat

>> No.18612701

I assume she's wearing a French maid outfit?

>> No.18612712

What's the special mofu deal?

>> No.18612718

You should probably get that looked at. And preferably not by that vampire doctor you've been seeing.

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>> No.18612746

But Dr. Acula has a five stars rating in the Wampire Veekly!

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>> No.18612758

Didn't KC say in a Q&A that a man attacked by a hostless Parasite Slime would turn into a girl?

>> No.18612766

Dr. Acula is CUTE.


>> No.18612772

Only if that man was going to alp.

>> No.18612779

Almost any other Centaur personality type is better than KC’s. Centorea is a beautiful and strong girl who doesn’t deserve the backstory given to her.

>> No.18612786

What if I’m straight and just want the slime “add-on” so I can do magic better, be less vulnerable and stop being single? Can she be my “familiar” or something?

>> No.18612789

To be fair, KC has already maid centaur personalities better than his stock centaur's personality.

>> No.18612792

KC allows damn near everything except NTR and murder so sure, why the fuck not.

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>> No.18612799

>Freudian slip maid


>> No.18612801

That’s a white horn, not a centaur. I meant no disrespect to the pretty deer.

>> No.18612805

Sounds like he should have given you at least 10k. $100 is peanuts.

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>> No.18612870

No, that's when she locks you in her house for perpetual snu-snu. Dick isn't getting out of that icebox.

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>a bunch of random monster girls hear anon is hiring maids to help out at his big mansion
>they think he'll be an easy meal ticket and even easier lay, so they apply for the position
>that's when they meet anon's hyper strict head maid kiki
>she sternly demands absolute perfection from them in serving anon, and uses anyone who steps out of line or goes against her as an example of what happens to naughty maids
>this usually comes in the form of some kind of sexual torture using anon's surprisingly girthy dick
>most of the girls humbled up after what she did to that dragon on day one

>> No.18612881

Big Fat Dragon Tats

>> No.18612882


>I don't even know you lady!
>You made me fall in love with you by existing! Be a man and take responsibility!

>> No.18612884

Too bad she dresses like white trash.

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>> No.18612893

But Anon, thats what makes it hotter.

>> No.18612905

>Bully Titania
>Depriving her of sweets
>Breaking her Crayons
>Giving her cookies without milk
>Act sick and as if you are dying

Very easy to bully.

>> No.18612910


>> No.18612920

That goes one of two ways.
>She breaks down crying wondering why you hate her when she loves you so much and would do anything for you
>She remains her composure and figures that you’re just having a tantrum because you’re not feeling well and does everything she can to make you feel better because she knows you love her and wouldn’t ever try to hurt her on purpose

>> No.18612925

Just saying that it is VERY easy to get them worked up. Would never really do it though.

>> No.18612929

She makes a big show of putting it on. After getting up in the morning (long before you do), she changes from her pajamas to casual clothes. It's not until you've woken up that she changes into her maid outfit, so you can watch her put it on. She superficially acts like it's just a work uniform, like a mechanic casually putting on a jumpsuit, but the way she lingers on certain motions and flashes the smallest teases of skin shows that she knows you're watching. And are enjoying what you see.

Then, the moment you can't take it anymore, she happens to turn to you, and apologizes for "accidentally" letting you see her in such an improper state. She's barely hiding her smugness beneath a mouth covered in mock-shock. Not to worry though, she can hopefully make it up to you with a hearty and delicious breakfast. Now if you'd just care to join her in the dining room, the "work day" can get started.

>> No.18612943

How easy?
You wouldn't, for example
> Give her Lucky Charms with no marshmallows
> Put your finger in her cake
> Erase part of her hopscotch
> Give her unsweet tea
> Feed her stale cookies
> Interrupt her singing
> Tell her that you would rather bathe alone
> Not let her clean up after you
> Color outside the lines while she watches
would you? Because that would be just cruel.

>> No.18612949

>iron beast is from there.
Iron Beast's content is different from what you tend to see on MGU.

>> No.18612953

In a very stern tone of voice, saying two simple words to her.
>Grow up.

>> No.18612965
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>Give her Lucky Charms with no marshmallows
There's a special place in hell for people like you

>> No.18612970
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>Fuck off, we don’t want him

>> No.18612986

What kind of demon waifu do you get at the final circle of hell?

>> No.18612992

>Give her Lucky Charms with no marshmallows
You’re doing it all wrong Anon.
You put all the marshmallows in your bowl and make her watch you eat all the marshmallows.

>> No.18612994

A human one.

>> No.18613020

Man, what kind of horrible person do you have to be for demons and hellspawn to not want you?

>> No.18613027

Freak Twilight zone universe where monsters write about the goings on of writers.

>> No.18613038

NTR someone.

>> No.18613040

>at the very bottom is Satan-chan, sitting half frozen in a lake in front of a kotatsu
>she chews on traitor shaped hard candy while scratching her Judas nail file, and constantly crying frozen tears because no bf

>> No.18613053

I'd love a demonic goat, just saying.

>> No.18613054

Purposely violate their contract
What if that's actually happening?
What if our lives aren't progressing because THEY are not updating their stories?

>> No.18613056

Well mill 3 card and call me Dante, I’d at least like to tavel and meet her.

>> No.18613065

>Purposely violate their contract
>"You're supposed to be violating me!"

>> No.18613077

What happens when a monster girl gets that characteristic artost/writer urge to delete all their old work without telling anyone?

>> No.18613083

Sounds like you should give him his fucking money back.

>> No.18613087

If she’s as cute as Satania-chan I’ll sit with her at the lowest level of hell.

>> No.18613091

What monster would make a good Virgil? I think a valkyrie would do the job

>> No.18613093
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Remember to charge your phone.

>> No.18613096

>The writers are actually monster girls writing to popularize the genre

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>> No.18613102

How to fug without getting a heart attack?

>> No.18613104

Don’t have a pacemaker.

>> No.18613108
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You build up a tolerance first. Like so.

>> No.18613124


>> No.18613126

If you could relive your life with MGs would you do it? Or would you just let them come into your life now?
And what would you do if you relive your life that would be different?
>I’d love to be my high school softball teams manager

>> No.18613129

As long as she can still be a rock star, sure

>> No.18613135

Would demons put you into situations where your forced to sign it or do they only like it whens its of your own free will?

>> No.18613143

Light pressure only. Offering something you really want, or threatening to reveal something embarrassing but only if you "should" feel a little guilty for doing jt in the first place. All out of love, after all.

>> No.18613163

I'd rather they come now. Fuck going through school again.

>> No.18613166

>I could give you everything you want and power to fulfil your ambitions
>Cast aside your shackles of humanity and be bound to me forever
>Give to me your immortal soul or face my wrath from the depths of hell

>Simply sign here, and you won’t ever have to know the shame of petty theft again
>Simply sign here and quit being a lonely loser virgin
Not Okay

>> No.18613173

What happens to a guy with a pacemaker when a gremlin is near?

>> No.18613176

What about
>Simply sign here and I'll quit being a lonely loser virgin

>> No.18613178

Imagine a centaur trying to blend in in an order town by adding a fake horse head to her stomach and draping some fake lakes on her back.

>> No.18613179

It's nice when they mentally corner you into making their preferred decisions. I like the illusion of choice in a rigged game.

>> No.18613182

Then you fukkin sign

>> No.18613184

Comes off as too desperate.

>> No.18613185

Yeah, I guess I would want to experience them from a young age.
I guess I'd obtain a Leanan Sidhe in order to become a great comic book creator. I'd be like Dave Sim without the schizophrenia!

>> No.18613195

Not much until she learns about the idea of the ubercharge. Then she’ll bug you until you let her try making her own version to let you cum continuously for 8 seconds.

>> No.18613201

Nah, I got pretty far in life thanks to my wizardry. Im okay losing it later, but I still have things I need to finish up first.

>> No.18613203

That's silly. Why would she need to do such a thing?

>> No.18613218

They have the good carrots there and it’s too awkward to ask her local Alurane to start growning some

>> No.18613234

Pretty sure this counts as a form of edging.

>> No.18613281

I want to pick up my loli Kiki when she's in the middle of cleaning and carry her off to the bedroom for some rough spanking and anal sex!

>> No.18613364
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>Shy, socially awkward Succubus
>Always frumpy. Her school uniform is always clean, but wrinkled
>Doesn't want to seduce guys. Just wants to go home and play western games while browsing online forums about hunting wild mushrooms and other weird shit that no one would want to talk about with her
>Eventually gets a crush on a guy
>Lacking confidence in her appearance and mannerisms she becomes interested in application of Succubi abilities for the very first time.
>Finds a shortcut, a charm that transforms the user's body into that of their target's ideal lover
>Takes a few tries to get it right but she eventually triggers a transformation and excitedly rushes to a mirror to see
>Her hair color, eye color, even most of her facial structure remains completely unaltered. She's so happy that she starts to tear up.
>Her body fills out. Her breasts swell until the hooks of her bra snap, her stockings shred as her thighs balloon into a dense, womanly shape.
>She essentially looks like herself with a full, curvaceous figure.
>The only major changes other than that she can see are odd, little things like a very subtle difference in nose position and a small mole near her upper lip.
>"Huh...almost looks li-"
>And that's when she realized she had just transformed into her mother

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>> No.18613383

Isn't that basically the plot of an Hroz doujin?

>> No.18613387

Taking her boyfriend home for dinner is going to be awkward.

>> No.18613400


I can see a lot of different scenarios in which using the 'Spell that transforms you into a target's ideal lover' could go wrong.

>Uses spell
>Turns into a guy

>Uses spell
>Turns into a child
>Calls police

>Uses spell
>Turns into a sweet-looking, conservatively dressed woman
>It's the first time she's every tried this spell and gotten a transformation that wasn't a scantily clad, normally impossible sex fantasy
>Smiling, she quietly decides that he deserves the wholesome love live he wants and that she won't pursue him

>> No.18613407

>>Uses spell
>>Turns into a guy
Monster girls can sense the gay.

>> No.18613420

Forget that, there are more important things to think about first: would she fap before turning back?

>> No.18613433

Wow! Thanks Raiju-chan!

>> No.18613440



Succubus Musume no Hatsukoi

>> No.18613450

You have to go back to /d/.

>> No.18613469
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Seeing this made me think of atlach-nachas.

>> No.18613480


But now the path branches before her

A.) Accept that your first crush wants to bang your mom and proceed to bang him (as your mom)
B.) Give up on love. Go to bed. Cry.
C.) Time to start getting as THICC as possible and make mom look like one of those feminist-approved barbie dolls. Seduction through petty bitterness.

>> No.18613490

D) If her mom is single, oyakodon

>> No.18613493

>make mom look like one of those feminist-approved barbie dolls. Seduction through petty bitterness.
Trying to become MILFier than your lover's already perfect MILF can only lead to her becoming less attractive by definition! That's only going to end in heartbreak and weight issues, Succ-chan!

>> No.18613509

Seeing "atlach-nachas" made me think of anal.

>> No.18613510

>You'll never force a monstergirl to suck your dick at gunpoint as she cries in fear and takes your loads.
>You'll never keep her as a sex slave and rape her while menacing her with weapons or just choking her.
>You'll never try to convince her to stop doing this roleplay, but fail as she's creepily insistent on it.
Masochists are scary.

>> No.18613513

I want to throw sand at a Lizardman's eyes!

>> No.18613519

>Beat that Lizardman who keeps challenging you in a fight by throwing sand in her eyes, kicking her in the stomach and pinning her for a three count while she's winded.
>She starts stalking you, demanding a rematch since you "cheated".
>You've caught her watching you when you bathe and blushing whenever she sees your dick though, so her motivations are blurry.

>> No.18613521

A win's a win, baby.

>> No.18613526

How much would you enjoy seeing her mind struggle against her body if you were to sit down naked and spread your legs?
I'd give her twenty seconds tops before her body's desire to breed the man who defeated her overrode her refusal to accept that she lost and she lunges forward to suck your dick dry.

>> No.18613533

Weak lizards like her don't deserve to get bred.

>> No.18613535

She may not deserve it, but she'll be perfect for furthering my plan to weakening the lizardman gene pool.

>> No.18613547
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>Tall, muscular, warrior Oni GF
>Can crush stones with her bare hands
>Starts fights at the drop of a hat
>Loud, boisterous, prideful, MEAN drunk, uses violence to solve most problems
>Has never once laid a hand on when you didn't want to be touched. Making love to her is slow, gentle, and emotionally fulfilling. Has to watch her own strength so frequently asks if you're alright during sex or even when just cuddling or holding hands but not once has she ever hurt you in any way. Sometimes wants to be the little spoon.
>You're the only one who's seen this side of her and she likes it that way

>> No.18613580

I didn't know I had a type until now.

>> No.18613671

Someone write this story. Please.

>> No.18613754
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Cute things are the best.

>> No.18613785

Reminder that you can be a mountain hermit all you want.
Just claim a cave your yourself and make sure everybody knows its your land.
might have to inappropriately prod a dragon or other mountain monsters to get off your patch, but thats life

>> No.18613806

>Be anon, a travelling "street entertainer".
>You tried your hand at being a highwayman, but one too many close encounters with the local Amazon population made you reconsider that career choice.
>Your new job is simple, you challenge people to fights with cash on the line.
>Whoever can pin the other for a three count takes the whole pot.
>However, today your challenge has attracted some sword wielding Lizardman in a set of leather armor with a corset and skirt that screams "I'm trying way too hard to look imposing".
>She's not much older than you, looks fresh out of mama's house, and judging from her figure didn't really do much before she trained up and headed out on an adventure.
>She pays up her initial fine while haughtily declaring that she won't even need a minute to beat you.
>You wait until enough of a crowd has gathered before putting the last of your gold into the pot and beginning the fight.
>Not wanting to put up with her overly cocky bullshit, you decide to take her down a peg by lunging around her first heavy swing and reaching into your pocket.
>Before she can react you hurt a handful of sand from that beach you fled to avoid a particularly amorous Kraken into her face, blinding her.
>As she sputters and panics you grab her by the shoulders and knee her straight in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her as you bring her down for the three count.
>As you take a bow, the crowd filters in and fills the pot with coins for the spectacle of seeing a Lizardman gets knocked down a few pegs.
>That night as you're counting your money from that day's fights at your camp, you notice the Lizardman standing just outside hiding behind a tree.
>You shout out at her to tell you what she wants or to fuck off.
>"Y-you didn't fight fair! I want a rematch!"
>You explain that there weren't any rules in place, so what you did wasn't cheating
>"No! There are rules to this! Codes of honor and respect! What did your master teach you?!"
>You're slowly beginning to realize that this girl has probably only read about adventurers in storybooks and idealized novels.
>However, you also notice something odd about her expression. She seems to be blushing and almost slightly drooling as she looks at you furiously, her eyes darting down occasionally.
>You eventually notice she's looking at your dick, which has swelled slightly. You were actually going to fap after counting your gold but now you have a better idea.
>You tell her you own a copy of the Wandering Scholar's book, so you know that Lizardmen are driven to submit to men who can beat them.
>"No! You're wrong! We only fall for honorable men of digni..dignity and... oh my."
>Her argument dies in her throat as you whip out your dick and stroke it a couple times for her, your attempt at seduction working as her eyes track your hand almost hungrily.
>You tell her all she has to do is give in and suck.
>"N-no! No! I don't want... I don't want that big... thick... juicy... I... No! I'm a noble warrior! A swordswoman without compare! I won't be beaten by your fat virile dick!"
>And then anon had a cute Lizardman girlfriend who insists on cuddling after ball draining, pelvis shattering sex.

>> No.18613818

>Dragon that gets honestly surprised hermit anon isn't afraid of her

>> No.18613839

>No art of an anon demanding to know what an Ogre is doing in his swamp

>> No.18613865

Hermits won't get much peace. You have lizardmen climbing the mountain because they assume you can teach them martial arts, Mountain Trolls inviting you over for dinner every day, and you can forget about Zipangu, those mountains are packed.

>> No.18613874

Shit, now I'm wondering what sagelike advice hermit anon could actually give. What has years of shitposting on anonymous image boards taught him?

>> No.18613889

>"Have you tried dodging?"

>> No.18613933

He'd tell her the right rings to get, bitch.

>> No.18614088

Zap weasels really are useful!

>> No.18614120

What do you call a ryu that eats too many sweets?
A doughragon!

>> No.18614134

I'll just call her a fatty.

>> No.18614135

Shush you! She is cute and sweet!

>> No.18614142

>You suspected it would come to this. They had a vested interest in monitoring for deviants. It only confirmed what you knew all along; they were on all the communication networks.
>The busy crowd seemed to thicken and coalesce from hurried souls improving their lives to something closer, more intimate, more enveloping. It was time.
>An island of tiny paws steered you like a seafaring vessel in a tidal current. Away from the crowd, away from work, away from home.
>For hours they just stared at you, face consuming smirks playing a game of confirmation. They knew you knew, and they wanted to let it stew in a broth of smugness. There would be no feigned ignorance, no bluster or threats.
>They wanted that, of course. It was adorable, it would sweeten the deal.
>When you didn't play along, a tiny voice broke the stillness.
>An excerpt from the stories you had read while foolishly hoping they were only fantasy in a world where fairytales delivered fast food.
>"'...as the pen lifted, 1069-HB sealed my fate forever.'"

>> No.18614159

>An island of tiny paws

>> No.18614208

The lost island of shortstack kobolds?

>> No.18614214

I can't tell if this is a cat, dog, or cow.

>> No.18614218

>the tags say "original fucking brown"
I declare it an animal.

>> No.18614320

I don't know but I want t fuck it.

>> No.18614347

She is fat. I'd make her slither all over the place in a hot, sunny day so she can become a lean and beautiful snake again.

>> No.18614383

But its cold out and the heibis are making afternoon tacos!

>> No.18614573
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Don't worry, you won't be making love *to* anyone in the afterlife.

>> No.18614582
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>Right now on the other side of the portal, your waifu is posting lewds of you, her OC donut steel husbando, on a Zipangese image board

>> No.18614615

You're not as funny as you apparently think you are.

>> No.18614648

What is she playing?

>> No.18614653

Mario Kart DS

>> No.18614657

Judging by that tail and the whisker tattoos on her face, I'm going with cat.

>> No.18614671

Maid in Heaven, a simulation game where you play as a maid, create your own master, and work to make him happy.

>> No.18614673

>Implying I would have someone on the other side

>> No.18614693

I’m not lewd, I’m pure! I’ve never even been kissed except by my own family!

>> No.18614699
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Remember to properly discipline your dog when she misbehaves.

>> No.18614700

What kind of things would your waifu commission of you?

>> No.18614711

>your waifu is posting lewds of you, her OC donut steel husbando

>> No.18614714

>The weak should fear the strong

>> No.18614717

If only.

>> No.18614724

You are now picturing a cool, calm Shirohebi wearing a sombrero and poncho

>> No.18614739

Of course!
It is only appropriate for Taco day!

>> No.18614752

Happy things.

>> No.18614755
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>tfw you will never share a margarita with a Ushi Oni on Taco Thursday.

>> No.18614756

Why this makes me think Kikis would enjoy playing rune factory 4?

>> No.18614801

But anon, everyone knows that Tuesday is the best day for tacos, its more alliterative!

>> No.18614835
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>> No.18614839

>that overshaded nose

>> No.18614846
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BIG liches.

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>> No.18614857

She gon git groped

>> No.18614860
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Small liches.

>> No.18614868

That's cheating. How dose she know my weakness?

>> No.18614873

Lich sensei please, your clothes won't fit anymore.

Careful study.

>> No.18614879

She's not ALWAYS studying magic you know

>> No.18614889
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Produce the best milk.

>> No.18614903

Mostly cute/lewd/kinky things involving me and/or our daughteru. Preferably with plenty of latex.

>> No.18614923
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>> No.18614928

Cosplay of her (I do it anyway)

>> No.18614938

Lich-san should no better than to tempt me, because I like them BEEG

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>> No.18614961

How is the writing, drawing and commissioning coming along anons? Winter is almost over, time to get those creative juices flowing!

>> No.18614962
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>> No.18614964

BEEG lich for BEEG groping!
Gonna shatter her phylactry without even touching it!

>> No.18614967
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>> No.18614969

Artist I paid disappeared off the face of the earth.

>> No.18614971

I shouldn’t get a boner from a corpse!

>> No.18614973

I have a feeling that I might finish this story.

>> No.18614976

It's not a corpse if they're still moving.

>> No.18614982

Lots of silly meme doodles and probably lots of pictures of me being embarrassed, too.
Like smugness reciprocity.

>> No.18614996

I finally put in for a new commission yesterday after taking a break for a month and a half, but it'll probably be awhile until the artist gets to it as I got their last slot.

>> No.18614998

Same but with several artists.

>> No.18614999

The artist working on the Wight porn I commissioned is settling into his new job so progress is slow but I'm more than happy with the work he's done so far and I'm willing to wait.
I might be contacting another artist for some smut at the end of the month too but I can't decide on the girl.
Ouch, who's the artist?

>> No.18615003

That's how you end up getting your legs sweeped out from under you and landing on your back as she lands on your face.

>> No.18615005
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Heaven or Hell?

>> No.18615007

I'll take her, or she can take me, I don't care.

>> No.18615008

Feels bad, anons. Artists have done that before in my experience too, but they usually resurface after a few weeks/months. Hope the same happens for you.

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>> No.18615013
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Why not both?

>> No.18615019

wait a minute
why her hair noclip through the hood

>> No.18615025

I've waited nearly a year before for a commission to finish. It's not really a big deal as long as the artist actually gets to it eventually.
Life happens.

>> No.18615027

I believe there's holes for it.

>> No.18615028

Can I have their Valkyrie and Demon Onee-sans instead?

>> No.18615040

Oh sweet lord I’d love for them to be my childhood friends and literally become the angel and devil on my shoulders.

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>> No.18615045

>your wives’ little sisters always try to hit on you
>you tell the them to go play with that neighbor boy instead

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>> No.18615068

Fucking kill yourself KDF.

>> No.18615070
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I choose this.

>> No.18615072

Anon, stop and think for a moment.
Reaaaaaaally ponder it and ask yourself "Would KDF actively post something that obvious to blow back on him?

>> No.18615073

Small liches are the best, I don't know whether I want to do cute things with her or fuck her all day.

>> No.18615077

Wouldn't be the first time.

>> No.18615078

Why must you do this? I seen it yesterday but specifically didn't bring it up because KDF wouldn't want this here.
Not him, notice the file name. KDF would have the original file.

>> No.18615082

Why not both?

>> No.18615084

That's not even KDF's waifu.

>> No.18615085

I want a small lich to use her levitation powers to "lay" on her back in mid air so I can use her as an undead onahole.

>> No.18615114

I need a Kiki to help me clean that last piece of shit off my screen.

>> No.18615120

It’s your reflection.

>> No.18615123

>I want a small lich to use her levitation powers to "lay" on her back in mid air
That would be a good position, and the same but her "laying" facing down, too. You could have a lot of fun in general with the lich's levitation combined with her having a small and light loli body.

>> No.18615142

That is wholly unrelated to me anon, that is neither my waifu nor my daughteru and like I said up here >>18614996 I haven't gotten any new art in a relatively long time. I also don't care for patterned/colored diapers, and I definitely don't care for watersports.

>> No.18615156

Go to hell you piece of shit.

>> No.18615168

yes but WHY though?

>> No.18615178

What I want to know is, how did you come across such a piece from such a new artist?

>> No.18615179

>levitating 69 as she floats upside down
I need a lich into this kind of thing so bad.

>> No.18615184

By searching the MGE tag on Pixiv of course.

>> No.18615187
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You would never cheat on your onee-san, right anon?

>> No.18615194

Thought as much, that's pretty amusing though. You either gave someone that that fetish involving kobolds via your commissions or someone got it to try and stir shit.

Either one is pretty weird to think about.
One of the first results that comes up when searching for mge stuff on pixiv or tumblr, it's been on both since yesterday.

Also I just noticed the artist is pretty cheap, 20 bucks for a full color is a steal. Shame they're into diapers

>> No.18615196

With fucking who? A loser like me couldn't cheat even if I wanted to.

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>> No.18615209

Nuh-uh only shit art comes from Deviantart or Tumblr. Pixiv is perfect and only has good art

>> No.18615210
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I wish faggots would stop tagging her as "demon girl" on sadpanda

>> No.18615212

That is pretty neat anon, I just found this artist thanks to anon's image. It's a shame they won't draw lolis.

>> No.18615214

Why is she using a knife with a cartoon animal on it?

>> No.18615218

>levitating 69 as she floats upside down
Start off kissing her and copping a feel with both hands, grab her by the thigh and flip her upside down in the air, lift her higher so you can make out some more while she's upside down.
After that hold her by the hips, slowly slide her down and start moving her up and down to facefuck her. And she'll spread her legs to give you a better view.

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As if I could do that, she's too cute to ever think about betraying.
Easy to get around with "demon_girl -granblue_fantasty" since gbf doesn't have any legitimate demons.

>> No.18615229

It's not cheating if we're not a couple.

>> No.18615234

I'm the oldest in my family, plus I'm already married.

>> No.18615237
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Translated Francisca FB chapter never.

>> No.18615241

You are in her mind

>> No.18615248

Perfect, just perfect.
Wouldn't be able to resist fingering her a little either that would get some nice kuu moans out of her if she hadn't got her mouth full.

>> No.18615252

This is hot

>> No.18615261

I know KDF didn't post this, but this shitty falseflagger didn't even have the stones to post the alt version.

>> No.18615276

>it's still not deleted
I seriously hope all of you are reporting that post because it definitely falls under "garbage outside /b/"

>> No.18615277

Not gonna lie. Slobbering in a latex bitchsuit gets me nothing. But this...this...

>> No.18615281

Already did, just waiting for it to occur

>> No.18615285

Are you sure it's not KDF falseflagging as a falseflagger?

>> No.18615287

Go back to /d/, and preferably take actions that result in your vital functions to cease and not start again.

>> No.18615308

You seem awfully picky for such a degenerate my dude.

>> No.18615323

Anon, you have no idea.

>> No.18615330

All of those special suspended congress positions would be fun, but they can't beat the classic thrusting into a tight loli lich ass from behind at a downward angle and making her moan regardless of kuuness

>> No.18615345

You'd be surprised, while not KDF I have quite a number of not thread safe fetishes that I'm quite picky about the specifics of.

>> No.18615353

You'd already know this if you were a stalker like I am. KDF has actual autism though.

>> No.18615363

Always top tier although for me the best is thigh fucking from behind while rubbing up against her pussy until she falls into a face down ass up position from the pleasure, sticking it in like that would be too much fun.

>> No.18615366
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What would you do in this situation?

>> No.18615367

Wait, so is a Whitehorn part horse or deer? Looks like a deer, lives in the areas a deer would, but the profile says part horse and part of the centaur family?

>> No.18615387

KC cannot into taxonomy.

>> No.18615397

Receive mudbath

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>> No.18615430
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>open a can of beer
>look up and see this
what do?

>> No.18615437

Put it in the ground and walk away

>> No.18615441 [DELETED] 

MGE monstergirls didnt go through evolution like whose lower half looks like a reindeer and thats that.

>> No.18615445

Thats a cute nuki

>> No.18615448

what the fuck where did half of my post go, literally half of what i typed is just gone. trying again.
MGE monstergirls didnt go through evolution like animals on earth did. White horns are centaurs whose lower half looks like a reindeer and thats that.

>> No.18615452
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Technically horses that look all fluffy and shit exist.

However since he deliberately drew the hooves like a deer's White Horn is 100% a deer but tossed in the Centaur family because there's no other family of critters she belongs to.

In other news, beware the MG Bounty Hunters.

>> No.18615456

I want to keep a Jubjub in a cage and feed her crackers!

>> No.18615460

That's how they get fat, anon.
You gotta let her out so she can exercise.

>> No.18615464

But she's not in mine. That means I'm free to sate anyone I want!

>> No.18615496

What's the point of keeping her in a cage if I let her out? It just doesn't make sense.

>> No.18615503

Extreme bondage play?
If you're going to keep girls in cages, build a dungeon!

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>> No.18615569

You're wrong. She knows better than you. Trust me.

>> No.18615578
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Have you hugged a tree today?

>> No.18615610

Yep, I'd go on romantic dates and maybe even bring my cutie girlfriend home and she wouldn't be able to do a thing. Or maybe I could just sleep over at the girl's house and she wouldn't even know.

If she knew then she wouldn't try.

>> No.18615623

What is this? Why is she crying? Please tell me her story ends happily

>> No.18615630

i swear i saw a Trumpart doujinshi but i cant find it anywhere

>> No.18615636
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Are you referring to this?

>> No.18615651

damn it was just a cover

>> No.18615663

Club > Spade > Heart > Diamond

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>> No.18615699

Heart Trumparts are the sort that will show up at work just for hugs

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>> No.18615737

Lazy cuddlebugs are the best.

>> No.18615755
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I love big girls! Do you love big girls?

>> No.18615784

>30-50cm bigger than the average human
Are the average humans in the setting dwarfs?

>> No.18615787

No, just the japanese.

>> No.18615789

Yeah, because they're all Japanese height.

>> No.18615796

what a poorly written story, i mean it had nothing to do for monstergirls. the ending was basically, "and then he got raped."
also stop spamming trash

>> No.18615797

You could do that standing up in front of a bed while she's levitating, before pushing her down. It gives her a nice bit of time to look down at the penis sliding back and forth through the triangle formed by her thighs and pussy, and to think about it going inside her soon.

>> No.18615798

The sluttiest. It's okay because he can direct all that to one girl when he needs to though.

>> No.18615802

I do, but my waifu is notably shorter for maximum portability/cuddles/"convenience".
So I suppose it'd be more accurate to say I like both.

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>> No.18615810
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*blocks your path*

>> No.18615820

I miss the days where she used to regularly block my path on a continuous basis in those monster roulettes.

A shame too. Perpetual sex hair and a nice hat.

>> No.18615830

Whatever happened to those roulettes anyway?

>> No.18615842

I got Sahuagin in those way too much.
Like over 50% of the time.

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>> No.18615852

Merrow, Ignis, and Hobgoblin for me.

>> No.18615876

I'm just not into kuus okay? It's draining.
If I had a lich I'd be breaking the phylactery on a weekly basis.

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>> No.18615891

They were killed by anons just like most other things in this shithole.

>> No.18615918

Is it ogre?

>> No.18615924


>> No.18615931
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>> No.18615936

God Crabman's art sucks so much.

>> No.18615944

What's wrong with it?

>> No.18615952

Like a shadow in the night.

>> No.18615956

Bad proportions. You can really see it with girls like Tio.

>> No.18615959

>tfw no Clydesdale waifu with fuzzy wrists and ankles

>> No.18615965

I always seemed to get Druella and had to reroll. Maybe it was a sign.

>> No.18615970

I don't see it and frankly I have no interest in finding it either since I prefer to you know like things.

>> No.18615982

I mean I could make one if you wanted.

>> No.18615983

>prefer to you know like things.
Does EMG give people brain damage?

>> No.18616003

To be fair, it's more obvious in the anime. The whole twig arms thing and all that.

That said, it's probably better to curtail this little debate. Mentioning EMG around here is like throwing a folding chair; it's only asking to start a fight.

>> No.18616004

You might be reversing cause and effect, I think.

>> No.18616006

Do it or no balls.

>> No.18616010

Now that's just perfect and it makes me sad that nav will probably never lewd his loli lich.

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>> No.18616070
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Today's her 6th birthday: say something nice about her.

>> No.18616077

More people talk about her than Giant Slug

>> No.18616080

I currently have 8~ pictures of my mice set in stone with a few artists done by the end of next month. Gotta say I'm pretty hype, though my wallet continues to scream in again due to my complete lack of self control.

>> No.18616082

Beware the Ides of March.

It comes with sensual tickles.

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>> No.18616084

Jesus fucking christ anon, are you some kind of a drug lord or something?

How much have you spent on commissions of them so far?

>> No.18616086

Cute bug, would wife.

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>> No.18616094

She's a loser.

>> No.18616100

What girls are weakest to tummy tickles?

>> No.18616105
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Even if she gets little to no art and every story involving Oomukades is cursed she will always be my favourite bug.

>> No.18616109

Let it never be said that I don't have balls.
Well anon, you've really done it now. You just had to rack up gambling debts in Zipangu and now you're across the table from a Tanuki with the Mofu Yakuza. The way you pay off your debt is simple, she's going to sell you as a sex slave to an Ojou-sama.
First Roll on http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls to determine your new owner.
Then use a dice roller of your choice for the following.
Age: Roll d4
1: Younger than you
2: Same age as you
3: Older than you
4: You Choose
Wealth: Roll d4
1: Upper Class ($1,000,000-$3,000,000 Net Worth)
2: High Upper Class ($4,000,000 - $7,000,000 Net Worth)
3: Minor Noble ($8,000,000 - $15,000,000 Net Worth)
4: Major Noble ($16,000,000 - $100,000,000 Net Worth)
Body: Roll d8, a x/x indicates that you may choose either option.
1: Shortstack / Oppai Loli
2: Chubby
3: Hourglass
4: Pear Shaped
5: Busty
6: Pettanko / Loli
7: /fit/
8: Choose one
Personality: Roll d8
1: Yandere
2: Deredere
3: Tsundere
4: Mojyo
5: Smug
6: Intolerably Lewd
7: Kuudere
8: Choose Two
Biggest Fetishes: Roll d10 twice.
1: Snu-Snu
2: Cuddlesex
3: Tantric Sex
4: Paizuri/Naizuri
5: Sumata/Hotdogging
6: Anal
7: Bondage
8: Handjobs
9: Oral
10: Choose two
Quirks: Roll a d12
1: Genki (Super energetic and playful. Prone to surprise hugs and eskimo kisses.)
2: Chimera (Roll another species and fuse it with hers.)
3: Undead (Died and was brought back to life as a cuddlebug zombie. If her species is undead already, then reroll.)
4: Kamidere (Puts on a front of seeing you as a simple sex slave meant to sate her lust and titanic ego, but is actually a very sweet and loving girl with issues about showing "weakness".)
5: Love Freak (In love with love and romance, and will constantly make romantic gestures like making you breakfast in bed or serenading you. The most likely girl to wear a naked apron.)
6: Semen Demon (She's a sex maniac that knows how to milk just about everything out of you. Very much enjoys post sex cuddling.)
7: Bottom heavy (Her ass is twice as big as the average ass for her species.)
8: Twins (Roll another body type for her sister and roll another quirk for both of them. Wealth and Age are shared however.)
9: Bakunyuu (Her breasts are three cup sizes bigger than the average for her species)
10: Baby Crazy (She wants to get knocked up and she won't stop until she gets what she wants.)
11: Shotacon (She really, really likes them young. Expect potions to come into play in the bedroom.)
12: Choose two.
How do you take your new servitude anon? Do you try to escape, or do you accept your fate?

>> No.18616115

While my wallet screams in 'again' I scream in agony at my ability to proofread.

And I'd rather not say my profession, but I do know I don't get paid very well for what I do. My circumstances are that I have a near rent free and cheap lifestyle, and have no real hobbies to spend my paychecks on except the occasional video game.

>> No.18616116

>170 cm
when will they learn

>> No.18616120
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While not tickles, Jinkos are especially weak to belly rubs.

>> No.18616121

Hot damn.
But you forgot the dice link: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

>> No.18616141


Welp, time to steer into this little skid.

>Same age
>Major Nobility
>Into Tantric/Cuddles and Oral (got 10 on the first)
>Love freak

Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

>> No.18616156

>Lava Golem
Not good, not bad
Teen/loli lava golem? Alright...
Pear Shaped. I mean. Fit's with the younger thing.
Intolerably Lewd. Nice
>10, 3
Oral, Handjobs, Tantric Sex
Love Freak. Okay. I like it

She's a lewd, pear shaped loli lava golem that's lewd as all hell that loves to use her hands and mouth and slow sex when we're doing it in her other holes.
8/10. I like it.

>> No.18616163

>Same age
>Minor Noble
>Tantric Sex and Anal
>Semen Demon
This is honestly great. A fit Kikimora that's addicted to sex (specifically long, slow, teasing anal), and while she seems emotionless during the act, during post-sex cuddles she can't help but smile and blush. I guess the element of me being both her sex-slave and Master would be a bit odd, though.

>> No.18616165

It's been a while, lets see.
>younger than me
>major noble
>cuddle sex and naizuri
Fuck it I'm not normally a Beelzebub guy but everything else about her is too tempting to say no to. I'd probably come to love the smug bug, cuddle sex is my weakness and I'd gladly satisfy her ego.

How did a Beelzebub become so rich though?

>> No.18616166

Lewd Chubby High class Night Gaunt with the same age and she is a love freak with paizuri and oral fetishes.
im set for life my dudes

>> No.18616170

>High Upper Class
>Hourglass figure
>Paizuri/Oral fetish
>Bottom heavy
You bet I'd accept my fate. Although I'm curious as to how a Yandere Lich would work.

>> No.18616179


Well, lets keep going.

>Major Noble
Oh, cool.
>Oppai loli
Even better
>Super lewd

Well, thats kinda said but I'm OK with a super lewd oppai loli hatter.
Gonna fill her up!

>> No.18616189
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Phantoms rule!

>> No.18616207

That they do, although one that goes for me should be prepared for really weird things.

It'll be a strange story, a nonsensical thing of plot holes, fetishes, and bad acting.

>> No.18616222
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>Older than me
>Upper Class
>Pear Shaped
>Into Handjobs and Hotdogging
>Semen Demon

I'd be afraid to run away and even if she's the creepiest Lilim there is. She has a fat ass.

>> No.18616233
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Why are Nightmares, Unicorns, and White Horns such best tier girls?

The entire centaur family is a stacked deck.

>> No.18616234

A Lilim that had to rely on purchasing a husband instead of just nabbing one sounds like she'd be really clingy.

>> No.18616239

>Same age as me.
>Minor Noble
>Into Hotdogging, Snu-Snu and Cuddlesex.
>Is Genki.
I'm down for it.

>> No.18616241

She probably creepily stares at you before making a comment about how you want to be beneath her rear.

Damn weirdos.

>> No.18616246

Just don't make any phantom of the opera jokes.

>> No.18616254
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>Shortstack deredere Gnome
>she's into tantric sex and paizuri
>Major Noble
Quirks are two of my choice: Love Freak and Bakunyuu for the paizuri, of course.

Escape? Who the fuck would escape? I won the god damn lottery here.
You won't find a happier sex slave the world over.

I bet she's got a hell of a garden on her estate, we're going to make it the best the world has seen.
A Green Realm paradise on earth.

It's to make up for the basic centaur being kinda lame.
But I don't think you could really put down a single reason for those three being great. They each have their own plusses.

>> No.18616258

Horse pussy a shit.

>> No.18616271

I need this

>> No.18616274

Nightmares and Bicorns are my favourite centaurs but I'd gladly take a whole horse pussy harem.

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>> No.18616289

They have to be great to make up for horsepussy. They also have to make up for vanilla centaurs being shit. It's like all those good girls are a giant act of compensation.

>> No.18616290

She's going to punish you with her fat butt while going 'ehehehe~' in a creepy fashion.

>> No.18616299

Front pussy is the only reason centaurs arent shit tier to me. People who want to fuck an actual horse vagina are worse than furries.

>> No.18616312

MGE centaurs don't have horse pussies-they have human pussies on horse bodies.

>> No.18616321

Would use all 3 of a bicorn's holes.
This is a huge reason why MGE centaurs are much better than others.

>> No.18616328

Creepy, powerful women with huge rears are cute.

>> No.18616338
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Would you have a Tentacle DP her from behind while you drill her from the front?

>> No.18616349

How did you know I'd have a tentacle in my harem? Yes.

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>Same age as you
>Upper Class
>Pear Shaped
>Tantric Anal
>Bottom heavy

My mind and body were not ready.

>> No.18616364

>Monotone tsundere
Oh lordy, This is hilarious

>> No.18616370
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Oh, just a wild guess.

>> No.18616381

Her ass is like 4 times bigger than normal probably with all things considered, all set up for the fetishes too.

>> No.18616385

She probably wants you to pound her rear for hours while she studies.

>> No.18616403
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Someone save that poor dolphin!

>> No.18616410

Well of course, but she wouldn't out right say it of course.

>> No.18616412

He's going to get his just desserts! Serves him right!

>> No.18616415

Pretty spooky for a wild guess. Tentacles are great girls though and also enable living bondage situations with lighter girls while fucking them.

>> No.18616427

Of course not, she just likes to get 'mad' when you're staring at her overstretched panties on that too big rear.

>> No.18616433

That dolphin was doing nothing wrong!

>> No.18616445

I could see her with Yoga pants too.
Too bad this will never get a sketch.

>> No.18616464

Go away.

>> No.18616465

>rapist getting raped
No sympathy. It's just like a hellhound or manticore getting raped, totally deserved.

>> No.18616471

>older than me
>minor noble
>pear shaped
>intolerably lewd
>likes snu snu and paizuri
>who’s baby crazy on top of all that

Dear diary,

>> No.18616487

Can I just take the yakuza Tanuki? She’s pretty cute and I like her tattoos.

>> No.18616488

>she's actually loath to use her tail beyond the first few times because it means not making an attempt at babies
Would be an interesting dynamic.

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>> No.18616504
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Would you accept her services?

>> No.18616506

I'm starting to think lich-chan isn't doing any studies and just wants an excuse for sex.

>> No.18616509 [DELETED] 

>Bestiality is now accepted.
Dead thread.

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>> No.18616517

>All she dose is trying to come up with smart sounding reasons to have sex with you

>> No.18616518

If she can cure me of my depression then yeah, I’ll let her help me.

>> No.18616522

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

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Consider it done.

>> No.18616552

>younger than me
>Minor Noble
>hotdogging, anal
Wow this is probably the least interesting thing I have ever rolled on one of these

>> No.18616594
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Demons need affection too

>> No.18616608
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Krakens in kimonos!

>> No.18616615
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Abominations deserve hugs.

>> No.18616617

Krakens fucking squid!

>> No.18616620
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>other boards aren't working
>/jp/ is

Who unleashed the Succuvirus.

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>> No.18616657
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Best wolfu.

>> No.18616659 [DELETED] 

Fuck off

>> No.18616667 [DELETED] 

Why are you being such a mad baby?

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Remember to bring your magic sealing gloves when dealing with magical beasts.

>> No.18616725

>yakuza Tanuki?

>> No.18616730

Truly weresheep are the most dangerous of foes.

>> No.18616739
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Do you think the various Yakuza MGs would still be horrible horrible people to other Yakuzi gangs?

>> No.18616786

I wanted a restructuring of upper management, not the whole damn site.

>> No.18616801

>tfw no cerea paizuri

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>> No.18616872
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>> No.18616879

Sick man calls in an Unagi-Joro to cure him, sexual shenanigans ensue.

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>> No.18616930

Fuck off

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>> No.18616942

>getting upset over yuri
>not the fact that she's killed and turned into a taxidermy exhibit

>> No.18616959

What the fuck dude.

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>> No.18616967

thats why you keep a copy of the contract

>> No.18616979

Please go back to whatever hell hole you crawled out of.

>> No.18616992

Not unless they overstep their boundaries. But thankfully there shouldn’t be another gang war since the great shota war of ‘83.

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Is this better?

>> No.18617010

Cool! She must be undercover trying to make sure people like her mom don’t get a hold of people like me.
>4 - Choose
She’s a bit older, but not too much, maybe 3~5+
>1 - High Class
Her mom obviously still loves her if she has this much of the undead wealth
Ehh reroll
Fine. She’s a short stack.
>8 - Deredere and Yandere
She’s Deredere with me but also Yandere because she wants to make sure I never fall into the clutches of one of those disgusting vicious whore monsters
>5 - Hotdogging , 8 - Handjobs
Handjobs aren’t rape, and neither is hotdogging! See how much she respects me compared to those stupid vampires?!
>5 - Love Freak
I rolled this last, but it fits so well, it must be destiny. She will never ever never let me go!

>> No.18617030
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I wanna be one of her backup dancers!

>> No.18617040
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>Succubus is summoned to Earth in the middle of a thrash metal concert
>Because the band playing was known for their theatrics and showmanship no one really noticed, they just all assumed she was part of the show
>Succubus becomes quickly entranced by the wild, passionate chaos that is heavy metal music and its fans
>Just drops out of Hell and starts following bands on tour
>Eventually settles down in a shack somewhere and sets off to make her own band. She does bass and vocals.

What are her chances?

>> No.18617055

she can have better back up dancers while she flops around like a fish outta water

>> No.18617060

She's really cute. But she might be too young for me, she is only 17 years old.

>> No.18617088

You left a couple zeroes off.
There's probably cobwebs in "there."

>> No.18617091

So basically a fem version of lordi?

>> No.18617100

What? But she wouldn't lie in interviews would she?

>> No.18617109

>What is this?
>Why is she crying?
Don't know. I can't read japanese and the chapter isn't really available yet.
>Please tell me her story ends happily
She's one of the ten "Vicars", beings who exist specifically to torment humanity. I don't think there's a happy end for them.

>> No.18617116

She stopped getting candles on birthday cakes after they deemed it a fire hazard.

>> No.18617139

She might not be the sexiest bug out there and her personality might be as creepy as her legs, but her love is just as big as any other monster girl's.
Happy birthday to all Oomukades, and may cute boys unknowingly enter their rape cave.

>> No.18617142

I want to bop my little Hellhound daughter on the nose to make her sneeze!

>> No.18617173

Off to a good start
>4 Choose age
Older, give me that milf
>6 Loli/petanko body
>1 Yandere
Yandere lolibaba... okay this is salvageable. I do like Yupeil sama.
>9, 10
Oral, then hotdogging/Anal
>12 Choose two TWINS! Botttom Heavy twins!
Twin Yandere Bottom Heavy Lolibaba Kikis.
>Roll another bodytype for her sister
>1 shortstack/ oppai loli
no escape
>roll another quirk from twins
>6 Semen Demon

I bet they call me Nii-sama, acting childlike despite their age just to toy with me. They probably also take advantage of their height to run up from behind grope me with a reach around when I don't expect it, asking me if I "feel like playing 'that' game?" Years of pent up sexual frustration at not getting "master" because of their childlike appearance caused theme to snap, pool money, and buy their own to dote on. The only downside is that other girls that so much as wave at me disappear under mysterious circumstances. That's alright, I didn't know them anyways and I'll never need to. At least that's what the self help CD my Kikis make me listen to says.

>> No.18617178

Do aquatic species get aroused when you say that you crave sushi?

>> No.18617189

No that's retarded why would you say such a thing?

>> No.18617213
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>Don't worry anon, you'll never need to leave the property
>We'll take care of EVERYTHING for you

>> No.18617222

Doesn't it carry a sexual innuendo?

>> No.18617244

Probably comes across more like UMA DELICIA

>> No.18617285

Young Hellhounds are known to playfully wrestle their parents. If you tease her like that and then don't let her win she will grow up to be a delinquent who rapes and marry a skinny nerd.

>> No.18617296

Stern head maids are the best

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Hey, there's no need to make it easy on them.
They have more than even odds when they gang up.

>> No.18617310

Please, she can’t beat me in a wrestling match. I was a two time All-State wrestler back in high school. Even went to college on a scholarship for it. She can learn from me, but I promise if we’re sparing I won’t go easy on her.

>> No.18617315

Exactly. Maids need to be stern and strict with a soft center.

>> No.18617323

I also want my head maid to be older than me

>> No.18617326

I want my maid to be strict and stern but have a soft exterior!

>> No.18617338

How much older?
Literal or metaphorical.

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>> No.18617346


I shouldn't question their love, and I can't remember why I do. But sometimes, I still wake up screaming and in a sweat. It's okay though. They press themselves against my face till I calm down. I've been having them less frequently, so I guess they're right.

As an aside, you reminded me of the greentext where anon goes to the maid planet and gets separated from the tour group.

>> No.18617349

>How much older?

Either a few years or way older.

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Little hellhounds are for spoiling even if it embarrasses mom.

>> No.18617374

As long as they are not Yan to each other, I think you are safe... for now.

>> No.18617387

>Upper Class
>Love Freak

I hit the freaking jackpot here.

>> No.18617398

Correction The Quirk was a 6, not a 5

But still fucking worth it.

>> No.18617399

Who'd be the best nurse?
Who'd be the worst?

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Cool Ochi.

>> No.18617413

I want a super busty, cool Ochi

>> No.18617414

Unicorns have powerful healing magic.

>> No.18617423

This guy draws the strangest hip bones.

>> No.18617425

>Be Fatheru of heckpup Daughteru
>Unironically shopping at Hot Topic for clothes because heckpup
>YFW these are her back to school clothes and mom's helping
>Spiky boy shorts that read "Hotdog Me!" and a shirt that reads "Go on, Pull my chain" with matching collar and chain leash are just a few of the things mom has personally picked out
>Get she gets wrapped up in looking at posters when your daughter drags you over to a different section to show you something
>She took ribbons off the shelves to give herself twintails and is awe struck at the hello kitty apparel
>A literal wall of bedazzled and glittered pink shit
>"Daddy, it's so pretty!"
>Realize that this is going to be worth it and take her into the dressing room to try on some things
>Six months later your wife is still banned from the mall for screaming like a dying woman

>> No.18617431


They have an agreement I think. When you're that short, hiding a body is easier with a friend.

>> No.18617432

Would she be aware or unaware of her chest?

>> No.18617433

Purest Heckpup in town.

Aware and embarrassed

>> No.18617438 [DELETED] 

>servers temporarily shut down so hiro could assist in a police investigation
[spoiler0]>Someone on /r9k/ livestreamed their own suicide[/spoiler]

Sometimes it's better not knowing

>> No.18617441

I'm sure her mother will come around to it eventually. Girls can look pretty and still be tough.
It may not be in a day, or a week, or even a month but she'll understand.


>> No.18617442 [DELETED] 

I saw that video. Pretty cool how he did it with a tactical shotgun

>> No.18617443

>Aware and embarrassed
Sounds incredibly cute.

>> No.18617447

Jesus fuck. Didn't even see that 0 when ctrl-sing.

Boy, is my face red.

>> No.18617450

Yes but holy shit those arms and hands are rough.

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>> No.18617458 [DELETED] 

/r9k/ is still up

>> No.18617461

It would be.
Doesn't stop her from being skilled in-spite of it.

>> No.18617469 [DELETED] 

Oh yeah, saw some mention about that.
/tg/ is going at its normal pace.

>> No.18617473

I imagine she's swift and decisive in battle.

Of course post battle the bandages may accidentally fall off.

>> No.18617475 [DELETED] 

I have that video
Want to have a look?

>> No.18617478 [DELETED] 

I suggest you permenantly delete it.

>> No.18617494

She's ripe for a running home where her bandages (but never the flesh beneath) het sliced constantly and pop out at random.

>> No.18617506

I would love to be her aruji-dono.

>> No.18617522 [DELETED] 

The video is still on 4chan >>>/trash/14568500

>> No.18617523

I'd like to battle my daughteru every now and then to see how strong a little dragons gets.

>> No.18617546

That she would be, although she'd be mortified whenever she bursts her bindings.

>> No.18617555 [DELETED] 

Thanks for reminding me why I never leave /jp/.

>> No.18617568

It's okay, I can offer to put them back on.

>> No.18617571

The eternal 17 year old idol!

>> No.18617578

No time anon, just cover her chest with your hands.

>> No.18617588

Please, she smokes and drinks daily and has been known to hang out in shota brothels owned by the yakuza.

>> No.18617590

But that would embarrass her even more!

>> No.18617600

>Anon questions her actual age
>Gets literally kicked out of her palace

>> No.18617602

Incorrect, I'LL be putting them on her.

>> No.18617607

>live with both a normal Valkyrie and Dark Valkyrie
>they keep accosting you for sex
>the normal Valkyrie is more perverted than the Dark Valkyrie

>> No.18617610

But she has no legs!

>> No.18617715 [DELETED] 

>deviantart spam and diapers left untouched
>the absolute state of /jp/ ""moderation""

>> No.18617726

She was THAT mad.

>> No.18617740

nice didnt expect him to take advantage

>> No.18617752

"Then, when you were standing there shocked that a one legged woman just kicked you in the head... she'd bite ya."

>> No.18617753

Isn't this a repost?

>> No.18617782

If you lifted a dragon every day from when she was born, would you eventually be able to lift a full grown dragon?

>> No.18617783

I’m gonna assert my dominance over my Hellhound waifu by giving her headpats and belly rubs at the same time!
And I’ll do it in front of our daughterus too!

>> No.18617790

Yeah, probably.

>> No.18617791 [DELETED] 

I'll just stay to /jp/, /vg/ and /d/. /jp/ is very comfy. I like this place. I'm gonna pretend that nothing is happening on some board right now. What the fuck is wrong with /r9k/? I just wanted to talk about monster girl waifus, not suicide.
Where is a Lich waifu when you need one?

>> No.18617798

Don't forget the raspberries to the belly.

>> No.18617803

>And I’ll do it in front of our daughterus too!
What the fuck man? What is wrong with you? Now they're gonna want you to rub their bellies too! You're a sick fuck!

>> No.18617807

>daughterus ask for their turn next

>> No.18617809

Good selection of boards there, they're the only ones I lurk along with /ck/ and strangely enough I want to cook with with a monster girl right now.

>> No.18617836

Is this a Transformation story or another case of Japan being Japan?

>> No.18617852

Cooking with monster girls sounds amazing. Especially if they use their monster parts to cook. Salamanders fire, liches magic. cooking with them would be really fun.

>> No.18617854


The dark one will just step it up

>> No.18617855


>Your hellhound daughters think mom is the coolest
>They're in their highschool years and are part of a pack
>She's the ideal role model to them because she used to own a Harley and has bad marks on her permanent record
>Ask her for all sorts of advice like "how do we get back at the oni girls" and "Tell us how to lift cigs from the store"
>One day decide they should take an interest in boys and ask her how she claimed you
>"Ah... Well, I just saw this fuckboi standing there being all sorts of pathetic virgin and thought I'd rape him into next week. Before you know it he was hooked and begging like an addict!"
>Oh? Is that so?
>While your daughters are busy idolizing your wife more you walk over to the front door
>Take a second to clear your throat
>Jingle the chain on the lock and shout "Walkies!"
>Wife runs to the front door positively beaming with her tail wagging like mad
>She waits there patiently for you to open the door for a few seconds before what you just did finally goes through her head
>Turns around slowly to see your daughters standing in the hallway
>One's in shock and the other's trying not to laugh
>"Girls, go to your room. Your father and I need to...talk."

Worth it.

>> No.18617860

>Inari wife using her tails and magic to help her cook

>> No.18617867

>Dark valk tries to seduce you
>Normal val dose it better and even lewder
>Dark valk just stands there, not sure of what to do.

>> No.18617876

>older than me
>Minor Noble
>Love Freak and Genki
goddamnit probability stop giving me my ideal MG.

>> No.18617887

>Slime doing multiple things at once (and can use her slime for cooking)

>> No.18617898

Talk is clearly code for rape, the question is who's getting it.

>> No.18617911

>Wiping slime from various bits of your whore eel to get that perfect flavor

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Don’t forget that cooking food in a Dragon’s flames will make it taste even better and unique to her husband.

>> No.18617940

>Borrow some alcohol from oni to add to the food.

>> No.18617951

>Going against status quo.
Rah! Rah! Fight the power!

>Status quo invoked with force.
...nevermind. There's no hope. There never was any, was there?

>> No.18617953

>Daughters leave and she turns around to advance on you
>Suddenly pull her actual old collar and leash out from under your jacket
>Whisper walkies to her and wink
>Her legs buckle together and she blushes furiously
>Argues that it's already dark outside and cold because autumn
>You tell that just means people aren't going to see her and you can warm her up afterwards
>Now lose the clothes
>[Blushing intensifies]

>> No.18617967


There's always hope my boy.

>> No.18617974

YES!!! I’m gonna give all my little girls belly rubs! Muahahahahaha!

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Why is a vast majority of the site down again?

>> No.18617997
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Alright /mgt/, lets play a harem rolling game.


Roll 1d4+2 for number of girls.

for girls use either
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random or if that method is too tedious and/or repetitive, you can instead go to http://mgewiki.com/w/Category:Monster_Girls and roll a d26 for each girl, then match the number you roll to the corresponding letter of the alphabet.
Count the number of girls that have that letter at the beginning of their name and roll an appropriately numbered die for the girl.

If no girls have a name starting with the letter you roll, just reroll it.

When you have your girls, give each one a code name like "The bottom bitch" or "The psychopath" then give your harem a fitting name.


1. (High Orc) The War Chief
2. (Werewolf) The Warg
3. (Elf) The Pet
4. (Jabberwock) The Raid Boss

I call it "The horde invades Wonderland"

Lets see what you can come up with /mgt/.