Monster Girl Thread

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Beyond the pale.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

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Maids are olev!
Olev!

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Maids are olev

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>>18591430
>Get Kiki and Shog
>Expect some funny rivalry that you can sit back and laugh at
>Turns out they're sisters
>Please help I'm tra

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>>18591445
They are better teammates than rivals, but I would still enjoy their sarcastic banter.

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>tfw can never have a maid MG because I want to be THE VERY BEST DANANA cook

Dragon Bakery, Hoof Pizza, and Butler Délicieux will eat their hearts out after I praise the old god's for mastery over cooking.

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>>18591474
>I want to cook
>therefore I can't have a maid
????

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>>18591445
That was a terrible idea. You'd be sure to either get a rivalry that would make things uncomfortable for them if not you or more synergistic maidship than one man could ever possible handle. It's not unlike a harem containing both a cuckhorse and a smoke hobo.

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>>18591474
There are so many things wrong in that post I don't even know where to start.

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>>18591483
>Cuckhorse and smoke hobo
Imagine fucking all the girls at the smoke hobo's party and then have the Bicorn lick them all clean. You wouldn't have to worry about a thing.

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>>18591474
Don't slander Hoof Pizzeria, they work hard to deliver hot pizza even in the worst blizzards!

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>>18591507
So this is what perfection looks like.

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>>18591481
A maid who doesn't cook for their master would be blasphemous anon.

>>18591503
I didn't slander them?

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>>18591507
>Taimanin Asagi

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>We didn't even hit the image limit last thread.

RIP /mgt/

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>>18591545
It's the off season.

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>>18591507
I want to be raped by this succubus until I can't move.

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>>18591503
White Horn-san is in trouble!
https://my.mixtape.moe/zvvclx.mp4

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Are there perma loli Dark Mages?

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Reading a book under the covers with a pear-shaped loli Lich. It's a sex manual

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>>18591559
>Gets out
>Gets stuck again
Reminds me of the whitehorn in https://pastebin.com/45HqM6Qi

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>"Oh dear, I dropped my contact!"

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>>18591571
Anyone can join the Sabbath.

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>>18591611
What would happen if you just ignored all of that kind of stuff she did?
>Use your legs, not your back. You'll hurt yourself if you keep doing that.
>And stop being so clumsy.

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>>18591624
Careful, anon. Succubi can only take so much density before they just snap.

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Being a human follower of tiamat or bahamut must be rough.

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>>18591551
It's been the off season for a few months.

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>>18591611

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>>18591641
Not really. You'd get your very own dragon to breed as much as you wanted.

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>>18591657
Why are these a thing? I want to sprinkle succubus attractant outside of my window and then go to sleep with the latch undone. If something isn't sucking my dick when I wake up I'll be disappointed.

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>>18591643
Post counts have consistently been around 1.3k as they have been for the last year and a half, deviating a hundred or so either way depending on the conversations and if there's new content.
Image counts fluctuate the most but it rarely caps out due to people being conservative about them in order to not hit 300 too early, maybe too much so considering it rarely happens but some restraint isn't bad.

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>>18591674
That's how you get vampire mosquitos.

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>>18591674
I'm going to leave dirty dishes in the sink and hope a Kikimora shows up.

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>>18591571
Probably nothing stopping one from doing it with magic if she wants to.

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>>18591643
Indeed, it will pick up again in summer and be normal activity through the holidays.

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>>18591684
Don't be silly, vamp mosquitoes can't handle screens. Do you think dreamcatchers would work to trap nightmares?

>>18591687
Or an akaname. You should probably just leave your clean laundry in a pile on top of the dryer instead.

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>>18591684
>>18591687
Imagine getting mosquitos, beelzes and devil bugs all at the same time. I'd slap so much my hand would become sentient.

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>>18591689
Unfortunately.

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I wish we had more than maybe three or four active writers

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I want to have a brutal all-out fist fight with a monstergirl while we're both wearing Demon Silver gloves and bodysuits.

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>>18591716
Be the change you want to see anon!

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>>18591545
It's lack of content. We got a few new profiles scattered here and there but with the continuous delays for world guide three and no one touching world guide side 2 there's nothing to talk about. People just kinda gotta make do with what they have.

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>>18591717
I want to trade blows with a monster girl on a snowy mountain.

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>>18591430
I love it when Kikis and Shoggs are friends.
https://pastebin.com/2xeyyTmv

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>>18591719
I mostly lurk here because it's still one of the best places to find new MG artwork quickly. Also the resident drawfags are surprisingly excellent.
And Peny still shows up o Christmas with a new story typically. Ghoul is great.

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>>18591728
>”Waaaah! Shoggy, you can almost see everything in that outfit!!!”
>”Silly Kiki~ I always see Everything~ and I can see how cute you look for mastah~”
>”Waaah, thanks Shoggy, you too!”
>”Thank you~ we should do ‘that’ to Mastah~ fufufu~”
>”Fwee he hee, now you’re talkin! Let’s surprise him with ‘that’!”
Perfection

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>>18591719
This is why I'll always advocate talking about more material than just KC's work, helps tide us over in the quiet periods.
One of these days there should really be an updated list of monster girl media like there used to be in the pastebin, it's been a while since there was a new one.

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Best dfc monster

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>>18591719
We really got no weebs in here who know enough moonspeak to take a crack at magic items/food/techniques? Even like butchered tl;dr things would help

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>>18591753
Arch imp = baphomet > vanilla goblins > dormice > nachos

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>>18591754
Im not a weeb

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>>18591639
I honestly wonder how anyone can find that stuff enjoyable. Super dense harem mc is one of the worst anime tropes in existence and applying it to mg really only makes it worse.

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>>18591758
Then I wasn't talking to you, was I dummy?

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>>18591754
>Drinking from strange objects you found while adventuring.

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>>18591775
It works out great

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>>18591775
What's the worst that could happen?

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>>18591742
Yeah but that faces two problems
One is that these threads are super insular, and unless that content meets a set of quite stringent standards its going to get shitposted at for being one thing or another
The second is that there just aren't that many things with as much content as MGE. The only thing that comes close is MGQ and paradox's translations are about as dead as MGE's are unless I'm mistaken.

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>>18591782
Isn't this an Alp.
Double gross.

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>>18591782
>arms behind her head
>that facial expression
She knows just how lewd she is, I love it.

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>>18591580
Hey, it’s this one again! I lost this one.

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>>18591794
No? It looks like a girl to me in the first image. Probably some cursed item, maybe specifically slime/tentacle related. PG 119 of the scans if you care.
>>18591800
All monsters do on some level

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>>18591811
Actually I think it is an alp. Tidbit from the Makai Knight whatever said it was an alp looking for a boyfriend. So this is still heresy.

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>>18591820
That's the writer of the book anon. Not every person in it. >>18591754 Thats some pretty clear cleavage right there

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>>18591820
Nah, the alp one was slightly different.

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>>18591826
>>18591837
What? No I'm pretty sure that >>18591754 and the writer of the book are both alps. iirc translation from the page it was first show on said it was an alp.

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>>18591846
The alp looking for a boyfriend had messy short hair and at least her clothes were different.

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>>18591851
Well I mean, hair can grow and it can always change clothes. One thing they share are those spots on it's cheeks.

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>>18591674
If I blast Emperor or Bathory nonstop will that be just as effective?

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>>18591846
Then why does it have tits when its still a human? Thats an order cross on her head she's still an adventurer in that pic.

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I want to play the bongos on the butts of a pair of loli Kiki twins!

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>>18591753
>Best dfc monster
Young wights, liches, dark mages, kitsune, anubi, hellhounds, dragons, salamanders and demons.

Actually that doesn't really answer the question, but I got carried away. I guess the ones that aren't permalolis have the best lolis.

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>>18591863
Hair doesn't grow in a matter of seconds. Remember that this is just a "document" so no time would have passed when it was written.
Also those are blushes, every girl has those.

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>>18591875
Maybe the alp chose to keep the cross as a trinket. I don't know, anon.

>>18591888
Maybe it was written after some time had passed.

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Tengu greentext writer from last thread, here

Not sure when I'll have an update, since I'd rather work on my main story, but I'll be incorporating those two into my larger canon sometime down the road.

Should I re-write without green? The story really wasn't written as a typical greentext anyway. No You's or Anons to be found.

Also, as if it was ever in doubt, the ending will be happy

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>>18591869
>Bathory
You might get a dumb dragon.

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>>18591911
It should probably be rewritten to be an actual story. Since this isn't a short little one off it would be better off like that as to not take up so much space and accidentally come off as obnoxious.

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>>18591914
Don't you mean cutest Idoru?

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>>18591911
Personally, i'd like to see it fleshed out a little more, maybe as a pastebin story. What you have so far is good and the sappy romantic in me is rooting for a happy end.

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>>18591903
Anon I think I find it more likely this is just the art of a cursed item that uses a random throw away human to describe how it works. I know there was art of some monster in there thats actually an alp but I feel fairly certain this isn't it.

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>>18591877
Playing a loli wight's butt like the bongos while stuffing her from behind!

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>>18591762
I still find it funny in small doses, especially if it's exaggerated beyond belief. It's kind of cute seeing normally dominant and seductive girls become flustered and desperate too.

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>>18591914
Doesn't matter as long as we have similar tastes in music. It's a solid start and maybe it will lead to one thing or another.

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>>18591927
Well I still don't like it since I hate tentacles.

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>>18591911
Do you have any advice on transitioning from greentext to prose? I’d like to improve my work.

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>>18591928
I want to put a loli Wight's soaked panties over her face while stuffing her from behind!

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>>18591936
And that’s fine. Just don’t be a faggot about it.
>>18591935
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8

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>>18591903
I think you might be forcing yourself to think it's an alp way too hard.

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>>18591923
Nope. Dumb dragon. She is cute though.

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>>18591950
A perfectly reasonable desire. I wonder if nav realized how many undead loli lovers he was going to make when he created his wight.

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>>18591928
>>18591950
Poor loli Wight-chan.

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>>18591955
Well I just assumed since it looked kind of similar at a glance.

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Oh yeah, did anyone put the english fluff pages from encyclopedia 2 in an imgur anywhere?

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So if you follow ares, can you ask her for a specific armor to fight with? Because if so I'd ask for something like https://i.imgur.com/sOK1pQW.jpg real fast.

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>>18592017
Maybe if you're a very dedicated follower.

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>>18592028
Well that makes sense, wouldn't want to give some cool armor to some random guy that just subscribed to your ideals.

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>>18591966
Joke's on you, I was already an undead loli lover before Nav started drawing them. It might even be possible that my posts played a part in inspiring him

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>>18592036
I guess you could think of her as an arena. The more you fought and the hardest the enemy the better the rewards. I like to think she'd send a valkyrie to battle you after you got good enough and if you're still single you could marry her.

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>>18592017
What would be the male equivalent of bikini armor? Something that’s obviously eye candy for the monster girl teammates, but low key has the best stats possible.

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>>18592065
Wifebeater and jeans.

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>>18592050
>could marry her
I don't know, anon. That's a pretty sudden choice for a woman I would have just met.

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>>18592065
Barbarian armor that leaves the chest bare.

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>>18592065
Anything that leaves the arms and chest/abdomen bare.

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>>18592065
Simon Belmont-tier attire.

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>>18592080
>Anon manages to beat a monster girl in combat
>She's absolutely soaked and outright screaming for him to fuck her while fingering herself silly
>Anon is tilting his head from side to side wondering if it's right to take advantage of a woman he just beat up
Seems like a good way to get raped.

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>>18592080
That's why I said you could. Still, shed be very stunning and she'd love fighting as much as you, maybe she'd be picked depending on your tastes too!

>>18592065
Something that shows the chest, like the other anons said. Bitches love to stare at warriors.

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>>18592113
Maybe a few manly scars.

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>>18592148
Sallies love to hear stories about scars more than dragons love to tell stories about their treasures. If you have one on your back and you got it from protecting someone you'd be able to see a waterfall coming out of her hile her tail erupts like a volcano.

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tfw mage robes

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>>18592171
Anon please. Everyone knows female mages are sluts so you'd need to step up your game by only wearing briefs and a cape.

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>>18592171
Still slutty.

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>>18592185
>Not wearing monk robes while being so well built that it's hard to not notice
The best type of clothing is that which makes your waifu want to tear them off, fantasizing about what's underneath. The type that makes her heartpupil when you do end up take it off in bed.

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>>18592171
swolecerer
https://imgur.com/gallery/kciI5

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>>18592231
You'd have no free time if you follow the paths of Might and Magic.

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>>18592109
>He cums inside her once
>Now she has the advantage because he blew his mana
>She rapes him instead

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>>18592065
A loin cloth and boots.

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>>18592255
Just lose the boots while you're at it.

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Wanted to post this last thread but oh well. Edit I requested from the artist came through.

https://i.imgur.com/iBkPjj9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/iBkPjj9.jpg

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>>18592270
>Posts the link twice like a tard
My mice deserve better

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>>18591937
Beats me, I'm been writing prose for these threads for over a year guess my name

Just don't use the arrows or expressions like ywn, mfw, etc. Switch away from 2nd person.

Oh, and don't name anyone Anon.

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>>18592270
She should remove that bandaid.

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>>18592297
Hatterfag

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>>18592253
Anon you're implying that he wouldn't carry her back home to care for her first.

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>>18592280
Cowprint for the cow mouse.

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>>18592253
>Not making the monster cum so hard she releases all of her mana too

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>>18591718
I would if I had any real merit as a writer or girls to write about

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>>18592307
Nope, just TBD

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>>18592403
hmmmm

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>>18592426
I deleted the post because I thought it gave it away

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Reposting since I really like how this turned out and it's new. Hopefully this Smash miracles can happen.

Who would you like to see a Monster Girl cosplay as?

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>>18592435
TOO
O
O
BIG
I
G

Nice!

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>>18592435
A Gazer cosplaying a Will o Wisp.
Also a Mimic cosplaying Anna from FE

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>>18592297
Cool. 1/3rd of the way there

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that a monster girl idol's career ends when she gets impregnated by the producer.
They always hold one final concert that involves them riding their husband to be before signing off and going home to a career in acting, voice work, or singing.

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>>18592464
>Voice Work
What Japanese or a Western VAs would you like to see as monster girls or voice a monster girl?

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>>18592464
You're going to sleep too early. Wake up.

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>>18592481
Not for me, its 11pm.
Thanks daylight savings time ending!

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>>18592481
Grab your waifu and help her out on her makeup?

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>>18592435
Ice Queen with her hair in a bun cosplaying Shima Rin

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>>18591820
You're thinking of this. This is the alp.

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>>18592503
I'd give my waifu a facial. She's too cute for makeup.

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>>18592529
Alright, after getting a good look at the two they actually are different people.
I'm going to call it a faggot.

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>>18592540
It's going to call you a faggot too anon, don't fall for its traps.

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>>18592567
I'll call it a double faggot.

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>>18592529
I'd go down on that no lie

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>>18592590
Why not just fuck a tomboy succubus? You don't have to fuck a magic tranny.

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>>18592600
Because she's cute and I do not care
Did you guys hear that apparently one of the magic items in side two is a magical charm that detects boys who are going to alp and marks them so that monsters stop seeing them as husbands and it helps that get accustomed to it?

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>>18592529
Eh, I'd be fine with that.

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PROTIP: If your Succubus never tells you her history, it’s impossible to tell if she’s an Alp or a Succubus. Use this information however you wish.

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>>18592618
Well if they don't tell you I'm pretty sure you can just assume they're a magical faggot.

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>>18592615
>KC has put a literal gaydar into MGE
That's funny.

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I want to throw rice at a loli Oni!

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>>18592636
I want to feed beef and rice to a loli oni

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>>18592636
You throw beans at an Oni, anon.

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>>18592435
Holstaur cosplaying Maid Maria.

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>>18592649
Are you sure? All I have is rice!

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>>18592663
Throw it at some bird girls then it’s good for them.

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>>18592663
But why do that

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>>18592678
To chase her off!

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>>18592663
When life throws you rice, make sake?

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>>18592676
Anon please, this isn't the place for your infllation fetish

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>>18592676
Isnt the rice actually BAD for birds?

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>>18592618
Wouldn't the fact that she's hitting on you be a giveaway that she's a Succubus? If an alp would have had to been riding/sucking plenty of dick already to reach the point where she's indistinguishable from a succubus, and by this setting's forced logic, all monsters, no matter how lustful, are monogamous after they get their first dick. So if she looks like a bombshell and is offering to fuck your brains out, It's probably a safe bet she's 100% pure-bred succ.

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>>18592435
Kobold waifu cosplaying as Asuna from SAO.

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What is optimal length of a lamia tail?

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>>18592700
>Boderline furry waifu
>Basic bitch cosplay from a shit series
Why is your taste so terrible?

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>>18592722
If you really want to bait KDF you're gonna have to try harder than that.

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>>18592713
Enough to wrap you up completely. Anything longer is just something to trip over.

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>>18592722
You must be new here.

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>>18592722
>>Boderline furry waifu
wew

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>>18592632
It's from a person on MGR so the full thing is probably more complex then that, but yup. Also that kinda already existed, there was this one fruit from world guide two that was basically a dick banana that tasted gross to men unless they were going to become an alp

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Kobolds are at least half furry.

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>>18592777
>You and your pals find a funny lookin banana
>Everyone takes a bite
>You're the only one who didn't spit it out.

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>>18592790
Jokes on you thats my fetish

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>>18592695
But monsters don't always marry the first dude they fuck. That's just "muh pure waifu" threadcannon

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>>18591951
>She loves 80's music as well.
I'll bet she keeps a huge hoard of vinyl and the best sound system money can buy. Only the best for an audiophile dragon.

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>>18591966
Perhaps she's physically my age, just lacking a bit in the chest department. Which is a-okay because I'm first and foremost an ass man.

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>>18592435
Crow Tengu dressed in Aya's manga outfit.

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>>18592435
Night Gaunt in an Eva plugsuit.

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>>18592713
>>18592742
Maybe it’s the autism, but I’m going to calculate that. First off, we all agree a lamia has to be able to coil around her husband right? The question becomes how? To simplify things I looked around to see how lamiae typically coil. The question is, which style do anons prefer? A or B? This affects the answer by changing the diameter.

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>>18592805
Sven pls

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>>18592904
I prefer a simple clove hitch and two half hitches.

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>>18592904
Factor in how many TIMES you might want her to coil, as well. Some guys might want wrapped in three layers (or more!) of snek.

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>>18592915
Fuck you’re right. You also need to take into account how high our low she’s going to coil. Up to the shoulders, neck, or all the way up? Around the pelvis, knees, ankles, or beyond?

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>>18592904
Wasn't there a 2m-ish Miia daki? Sounds like a good estimate to start.

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>>18592932
Bare minimum She should be able to completely cocoon your legs from the crotch down. Basically being able to ride you while she wraps around you kind of thing. Just for that you may only need about 12' or so of tail. If you want her to wrap you up beyond your waist or coil around both of you, you'r gonna need more tail.

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>>18592933
The manga itself says Miia is 8 meters.

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>>18592790
How does one cure the gay?

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>>18592790
Alternatively
>You're the only one who spit out the banana.

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>>18592966
The manga is also inconsistent af with actually having her be that size. Knock off about a meter for her torso, and you still have about 23' of snek to wrap yourself with. There's an image out there of this guy wrapped up in the 8 meter daki, and he's pretty much buried in it.

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>>18592976
Consult your friendly neighborhood raiju, obviously.

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I’m going to figure this out.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd6-cnRyvUBXyplHZeALmgz-ehO0djKzXu1TZazNSgtH83IlQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

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>>18592976
Say "No homo" three times and pray that you did so before the alpfinder found and marked you as an alp forever

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>>18593013
>23 feet
If that's proportionate to other Lamia types then imagine snuggling with an Apophis.
Imagine a Pharaoh allowing herself to give into corruption and becoming a Lamia type herself for maximum cuddles.

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Would you fight against a god to save all the monster girls, and your monster waifu?

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>>18592790
Honestly, if it was a “death sentence” with literally no way out, I’d rather get it over with than fight and be in denial for months with intrusive thoughts.

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>>18593072
Anon, I'd rampage fruitlessly against the Chief God with nothing but my bare fists if it meant saving my waifu and daughterus. I'm just one normal ass guy, but maybe I can buy enough time for a Hero to show up.

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>>18593079
Sexual intrusive thoughts are the worst kind. It's always about that one fetish that makes you throw up.

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>>18593072
I would become the worst demon and monster ever just to do it

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>>18593097
>Sexual intrusive thoughts
I can't not read that and think "Monstergirl on a date really doesn't want to think about raping the cute boy she asked out but her instincts keep screaming at her to do it."
>An Amazoness finally worked up the courage to ask her cute Kouhai out to lunch and a movie and is even getting to experience him resting his head against her side on the train ride back home.
>All she wants to do is cherish the moment, but her stupid instincts are telling her to mount the boy, rape him until he's conquered by her pussy and then sling him over her arm and take him home to be her thing.
>She just wants a cute romance.

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>>18593102
>”In other news, a local man Alped into a demon today while shaking his fist towards the sky. Bystanders say that his final words were “fuck you Chief God and fuck this gay earth” before collapsing in the arms of her sister demon”. Neither could be reached for comment.”
>”Now on to Gale Perkins with weather”

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl musicians are terrible, all they sing about is sex, drugs and rock and roll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593115
There are drugs for that I think
Demon realm drugs I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593121
You lie!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593121
>>18593145
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593115
I love the internal struggle. Like in that kraken doujinshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593135
What happens when you take your daughteru to her favorite idol group's concert and it turns out they're singing about how big daddy's cock is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593135
What if they sang like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhW1mh7U6-U

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593135
Monster girl comedians would be a worse version of Amy Schumer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593244
You need to watch out because she is going to sneak into your bed at night or while you are in the shower to confirm it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593234
>"What should I wear for my date with Kouhai today~? Maybe I should go with this... leather... MOM! WHERE'D YOU PUT MY SUNDRESS?"
>"...I wonder how much anon would even like seeing me in a belt top and booty shorts?"

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>>18593277
Okay, what happens when it lives up to all her wildest dreams and you catch her with her nose pressed up against the glass shower door, eyes glazed over and mouth slightly open, maybe drooling a little bit too?

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>>18593321
Tell her to close her eyes to have a taste, then shampoo on the mouth!

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>>18593334
How rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593321
Better hope she doesn't mind getting her clothes wet or her pussy cummed in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593334
The only correct answer. Maybe follow it up by boning her mother afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593342
cummed is not the past tense of cum, it's came

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593042
Going off of most popular results, people mostly prefer A once around up to the shoulders and down to the knees. I'll make a variable widget for this later. For now, I'm going to assume a typical male of 6' tall and 36" waist and a lamia of 32" tail circumference.in order to go from shoulders to knees, we need to wrap around 4', requiring 5 complete coils around the pair.with their combined diameter becoming 21", each coil would require 66" of length, totaling about 27.5'. When you add about 4.5' for her head, body and '"thighs" you get an even 32' or about 9.75m. If you instead went with style B, then the diameter would go down to about 11.5", requiring 36" per coil resulting in 180" or 15'. When you add in the body again, you get 19.5', or about 6m. So, depending on your taste your lamia will be 20~30' or 6~9m.

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>>18593349
I wasn't using past tense anon.

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>>18593244
>ywn catch your daughter mastutbating with your underwear while that song plays in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Kikimora size queen subconsciously giving her master a forearm sized dong via mamomobama in the hopes that she can fit the whole thing up her ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593321
I'll smack her across the face with it.

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>>18593372
You'll need to give her plenty of training anon, I hope you're prepared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593321
I'll innocently send her off to bed like nothing at all was wrong, but then late that night I'll wake her up with my warm erect cock draped across her little face.

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>>18593136
Demon realm drugs that *decrease* rapeyness?
I think not.
Afaik the only thing in the lore that reduces monster lust is selkie fur, and idk if that even works on non-selkies

[Anonymous No.]

How can schedule-mutts even compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593401
She looks like the kind of woman that participates in gangbangs every other weekend.

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>>18593410
>every other weekend
I think you're giving her too much credit, anon.

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>>18591998
https://imgur.com/a/n3Qnc
https://mega.nz/#F!fnRUBQ7Q!jnvl-g7jUnIciZnLvmMJ5w
You now know that the goddess of death is a loli and that extremists have an "Organization of Breaking"

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>>18593372
>She finally gets her master to use her like an onahole like she's always dreamed.
>All she can muster is a soft "eh?" as her master's flaccid dick flops onto her face and he gives her the order to suck.
>By the time he's actually hard she's starting to hyperventilate and drool and her panties are absolutely ruined.

>>18593419
>Demon Ojou tries to give off the air of a highly successful seductress with lovers in every city.
>She's actually a huge virgin trying to keep it together because her mother never taught her how to deal with boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593428
>Specific tenants calling NTR and cheating shit
Eros confirmed for best goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593382
A proper maid is always prepared.
She would have been practicing with baseball bats because her master deserves to go balls deep in one thrust.

[Anonymous No.]

Little 2 foot tall Living Dolls!

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>>18593410
It looks like a stylized version of Hera from PAD. It always struck me as ironic that they turned the goddess of wives & motherhood whose known for vengefully punishing her husband's mistresses into a generic succuslut.

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>>18593438
>Practicing with baseball bats that could cause splinters
>Not covertly purchasing specially made dildos from a Gremlin with a huge ass who simply gives her a thumbs up and a knowing nod.
Your maid is a fool anon.

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>>18593442
Tiny pocket-sized robot assistants

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>>18593442
2 foot tall Living Dolls with K-cup breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593446
What kind of cheap ass third world bats do you have, man? They make metal ones, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593452
Too small. You can still sort of cuddle with a doll that's around 3 feet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593457
No.

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>>18593445
Succubi are the last bastion of duty, loyalty and tradition

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593457
Fuck off you disgusting faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593457
How about no, and how about fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593462
Fuck, I meant 2 feet.

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>>18593434
Eros is the best overall goddess
Bacchus is a bro
Ares is a perverted voyeur
Hel is a fine young lady
Bastet is a brat who wants to get spoiled
Chief God is shit but a good dicking will redeem her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593462
>>18593493
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593511
Loneliness makes you do strange things sometimes anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593547
I really want to steal a dullahans head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593547
why

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>>18593560
Why? So you can facefuck her while her body desperately searches for you so she can stop you as she feels your cum shooting into her throat through her link to her head?
By the time she actually finds you she'll likely be cum drunk and just rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

I imagine a lot of monster girls roar when they orgasm for the first time in a while. What species would have the best roars?

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>>18593572
I prefer my dullahan teasing the other way around. Viciously molest the body while the head sits on a nearby shelf, berating her own body for enjoying it & trying to talk down to you as she bites back her moans. Then she just gives in as you & her body start to fuck like animals in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like a douchebag for asking for sauce a second time, but a while ago someone mentioned a manga or something where the guy was treated like shit by women and as a result did not believe monster girls who said they were interested. Someone gave me the name, but I accidentally erased it before I could check it out. I'd really appreciate it if you lent me a hand.

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>>18593624
Fuck off

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>>18593627
I mean, I get it, but did you really have to go out of your way to tell me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593624
Use the archive retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593637
I'm trying, but my memory is failing me. I'm honestly not sure how long ago it was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593596
Manticores obviously.
>>18593642
Seek and ye shall find. The odds of anyone here being able to or willing to help you are minimal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593547
Bug girls are always best girls.

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>>18593653
Nah.

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>>18593650
I actually just found it by going through my google search history. The name is Oni ga Deru ka Ja ga Deru ka, for anyone who was interested in my awful pitch.

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>>18593598
And then when she's just on the verge of giving in to her lust her body picks her up and makes her deepthroat you until she's completely addicted to you right?

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>>18593653
Raise beetles, become their manager, reap massive profits from their staged fights!
>>18593661
I'm sure that those 0.05 cents that were deposited into your shilling account will come in handy my friend.

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>>18593627
why do you always fall for it?

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>>18593704
You act as if it's some clever trap he's sprung. This is literally the first time something like this has happened in recent history here. There's nothing to indicate this wasn't just some guy asking for help.

[Anonymous No.]

My friends, lets be real for a second. Wyverns are cuter than stupid old dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593748
You can't hold hands with a wyvern.

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>>18593661
> being this obvious of a shill
Have you no shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593772
You're right, I was paid a billion dollars to shill that manga. You've figured me out anon. Nothing gets past you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593452
Do they have onahole functionality?
If not, why not?

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>>18593769
But Anon... Wyverns don’t have hands.

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>>18593917
Fuck I read that all wrong. That’s what happens when you stay up for 40 hours straight playing video games. Well, goodnight everybody, I’ll remember you all fondly in my dreams (and in therapy).

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593923
Hope you die on your sleep

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>>18593927
Wisps can't just say good night?

[Anonymous No.]

Take shelter under her wing, Y/N?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593013
>>18592904
>>18592713
My custom one ended up being just a bit longer than the official 7 meter one and it's the perfect size.
I can wrap it around me a few times, have it prop up my legs a bit, use the end of her tail as a normal pillow, and then still cuddle it like a normal daki.

Being longer wouldn't really be an issue though, you would just probably need to buy a King sized bed, as my custom one barely fits on my Queen. Thinking of upgrading myself soon as I'm going to be getting enough pillows for all 7 to be filled at once, as well as starting to process to go for my 8th.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593967
Those hips are outfuckingrageous.

[Anonymous No.]

STAND AT THE READY!

In all seriousness, given the chance I would fight nergigante
and then I'd fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594123
I keep seeing these Monster Hunter critters and don't know a damn thing about them.

[Anonymous No.]

Fluffy ninjas are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593069
This fox is not wearing any underwear! Flip her skirt!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594123
Powerful Dragon Thighs!

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>>18594141
What's she eating?

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>>18591932
Answering several hours later because I was asleep.
What really bothers me about these stories is that there never is a pay-off. Just look at the image I responded to, thats like two DINA4 pages worth of cockblocking with no punchline. If this stuff had a nice ending ok, but it's always just doubling down on the MC basically being the biggest asshole.

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>>18594153
Anal beads

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>>18594138
Well neregigante is the spotlight monster or the most recent game.
All you need to know is that its fast, agressive as fuck, regenerates spikes at a fast rate Lies about hitboxes and is probably one of the most fuck you of the "elder dragon" class

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>>18594150
Being forced to eat out nergigante when you try to protect your dragon childhood friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594181
Nerg may be the spotlight, but nothing beats the "Pikachu of monster hunter"
Silver rath can go fuck itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594205
Gonna molest the tail of her and her rathian cousin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594205
Dragon Thighs save lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594252
Wyvern thighs silence lies!
Truly the purest of the airborne knights!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw grading 5000 exam papers

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594315
Ganbatte Lich-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594315
She'll end up drinking too much and she'll grade them wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594335
Can undead ladies even get drunk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594379
Most of the time, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Does eating out a Phoenix and consuming her pussy-juices result in immortality? Science must know!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18592435
Knightly Automaton wearing Knight Gundam themed armor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594424
No but since that's the dota phoenix you might get stuck in her egg with her while she revives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594424
At the very least you'll get some nasty heartburn. Whether or not that grants immortality as well remains to be seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594467
>aghs phoenix in your team
[smashing the disable help button intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594467
speaking of eggs

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>>18594679
Personally, I don't like that she would taste like eggs. If she tasted like those candy eggs, I'd love her so much but I don't want my waifu to taste like breakfast.

If a Humpty egg is the size of a loli, how big is the egg when the Jubjub lays it? Should I be asking /d/?

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>>18594716
The egg is probably either reasonably sized for a jubjub to lay, and just grows to accomodate a loli when it actually becomes a humpty egg, or jubjub eggs grow over time after having been laid regardless of becoming a humpty egg or not.

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>>18594716
>If a Humpty egg is the size of a loli, how big is the egg when the Jubjub lays it?
I don't know why this turns me on. I blame /d/ for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594757
This is probably the most reasonable response to the egg laying question given the setting but also evokes that "let's just throw magic at it!" feeling I hate. So conflicting.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18594902
I want a Wyvern with milktanks like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Oomukade Iinchou when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594974
Every aspiring dragoons dream is to milk their wyvern. Known fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595017
At this point I'd settle for any kind of oomukade content, it's been too long.

[Anonymous No.]

What would be the different MG religions’ version of church rock? The Sabbath has their idol familiars writing and performing for them, but what about Aeres, Eros, Poseidon, Bacchus, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

Being sick fucking sucks. What monster girl is best for putting on a nurse outfit and taking care of you when you have a cold?

[Anonymous No.]

Bridal carrying a smug vampire after she twisted her ankle!

You start suspecting she's faking it to get you to bridal carry her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595017
Oh wait it's been done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595023
>you will never suckle some milky Wyvern tiddies while getting reverse mating pressed by your Wyvern

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595115
>It’s been over a month. Should I take you to the doctor?
>N-no, it’s just that, uh, vampires have weak bones! Yeah! Blood has lots of iron but not a lot of calcium right? Does that make sense? Anyways, I demand you carry me to my room!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595103
Weresheep to help you get lots of rest or a cute troll to make you some delicious comfort food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595042
You DID say ANY Oomukade content, so here's some fresh OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595151
that snake looks like its bleeding to death from multiple stab wound

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595125
Did that Dragon book ever get translated. My dick needs that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595151
Curse you alp. It's appreciated in a weird sort of way, more writing when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595208
Just posted something Friday, and not a short one either so come on, gimme a break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595103
Have you considered a Nurse Shark?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595103
For me, it would be the two in pic related. Sorry about your sickness anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594902
Gonna tranq and capture

[Anonymous No.]

What would the Wan kingdom standard look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595255
What is the one thing all Wans will follow after no matter what?
A Skeleton Mailman

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595255
A phallic-shaped bone of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595103
>posting a KDF image

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595103
Houri and Neuronago! Both of the wives would make for great nurses. Or alternatively, a dormouse that tries her hardest to spoil you, only to keep falling asleep by your side whenever she finishes a task!

[Anonymous No.]

I need a town theme to ge into the mood to write

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595294
the quality is bretty decent
>>18595307
comfy farming village in the mountains of zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595294
It's certainly not the worst one he could have posted anon.

[Anonymous No.]

How do new demons get their contract?
Is it a subconscious desire to use contracts?
When do young demons start trying to trick men into signing things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595307
>>18595314
https://youtu.be/NnIaDLdf_mQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593072
I'd fight against monster girls if it meant getting said God as my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595314
>>18595307
Alternatively, a hidden mountain shrine run by demure lovey Ushi-Onis that turn ferocious when their seals are removed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595367
>Neudaiz
I never did understand the upwards flowing spiral water pyramid thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595541
Probably just a set peice to show off mystic bullshit
Newmans are the Elves of phantasy star afterall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594138
Imagine if you will, giant fucking unique monsters that roam the land living like normal animals. Territories, food, potential animal vs human scenarios, the whole 9 yards.

Now imagine that the ultra top tier monsters are inherent mini walking natural disasters, lightningstorms, sandstorms, localized hurricanes / tornadoes, volcanic activity, all kinds of bullshit by merely existing. They too act like normal animals for the most part. Some of these are sized like large buildings / small sky scrapers.

Nergigante though? Nergigante hunts the above for food, which drives said super monsters away far and wide. So now you have mini natural disasters on the move. If they decided to park near your town, either the monster is killed or that town moves.

Hunters are like Witchers on steroids in a world militarily united because humanity can't quarrel with itself while under constant threat from the equivalent to giant roaming bioweapons.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a mindflayer to read my mind and get flustered with how lewd my thoughts are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595626
>”Oh anon, I’m sure it’s not that ... holy shit”
>’Yeah.’
>”Are you sure you’re human?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595665
I can old imagine that the sally/Jinko/Cheshire I want would react the same way if they knew want I wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595076
I imagine Bacchus would have some that sounds a lot like Bob Marley.

>>18595665
"WHY would me questioning your humanity make you think of THAT?!"
>"It's just--"
>"No, don't answer. I'm really turned on right now but I am going to have to flay myself so hard to keep up with this."

A taku could do something similar, too
>Touches your hand to read your inner fetishes so she can help you find you're waifu
>Her eyes bug out, then there's a look of confusion
>" I... Think I know someone that can make you a chimera? I don't know if they can use that many part or ones that do, uh, that, though."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595665
>Literal sex monster whose existence is beyond human comprehension
>Has seen the beginning and the end of all things
>"You stay away from me you fucking pervert! I didn't even know you could DO that, let alone enjoy it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595794
>”Whatever lady, I just thought about you holding my hand and looking into my eyes while you’re jacking me off with the back of your knees.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595794
>>18595709
What if it was nothing but pure and wholesome thoughts of a loving relationships and a family With only her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595833
There's a pretty short list of monsters that would give you any reaction outside of the norm there. Queen slimes, bicorns and smoke hobos jump to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595920
Jokes on smoke hobo I’m a fat fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593428
Huh. Nations of the land of the mist are actually kinda interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593428
>the goddess of death is a loli
Oh so that’s why undead girls are the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18591507
Buffubus YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>18591754
>>18591775
I think it's pretty easy to guess what that is even without seeing the english
>Make magic cup, fill with mana
>Disguise self as human, spread rumors about it in nearby humans
>Grants eternal youth, or perfect beauty, or overwhelming power, so on
>All those are technically true, but does it by turning you into monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596016
Wow rude. They are at least mid tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596007
Al-Kaffir...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596040
I’m sorry anon. I don’t want a girl squirting formaldehyde when I eat her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596048
Just use perfumes, give her lots of fruits and cast some magic. It's going to be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596055
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596048
>doesn't want to drink formaldehyde out of a little girl's anus
Do you even eat ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593428
>Extremists want to turn the entire world into a Demon Realm
Eh, this I don't agree with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596069
That's why they are called extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596095
But they're not really extremists in the sense that most over members of the DL's army disagree with how they operate. The entire army agrees with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596108
>over
other*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596016
But undead are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596108
Yeah, it's more like they don't care. As long as they get husbands monsters are fine with anything, it's just that the extremists are more assertive than most.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a succubus gyaru with a big fat meaty ass to saunter over to me, sit on my lap and call me her sugar daddy.
One a them “Jay Kay’s” you kids call em.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596145
So if that's the case I'm curious as to why KC didn't call them radicals or fanatics. Extremists would imply that some of the other members of the DL's army feel that they're taking their actions a bit too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596151
>other girls are hitting on you
>she hip checks them ass-ide and takes her rightful place straddling you
>takes out her juicy sucker and places it in your mouth as the other girls get lost, jealous and envious

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596120
I love wight girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596153
>Radicals
>Fanatics
>Not synonymous with extremist
>Even if "extremist" was 100% accurately translated to reflect whatever connotation the japanese word had
It's arguing semantics at this point. Even most of the DL's actual armies are comprised of "volunteers" who just want to snatch a husband with a massive turnover rate due to obvious reasons. You might as well imagine it as extremists compared to the general monster population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596171
Where all da wight women at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596151
I prefer the JQ's

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596108
Oh that's what you mean
In that case the other monsters kinda do, at least to some extent. There are flavors of demon realms and monster control, some peaceful coexistence, some complete unending depravity. The extremists want the latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596153
Maybe it was a mistake? I also remember somewhere in the books saying that some monsters didn't like the gung ho corruption of the extremists. Take that with a spoon of salt though as I don't remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596178
Ooga booga, naw'm sayin'? This is how you end up with an Amazon or orc instead of a wight

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596176
I just hope the DL eventually reigns them in. Seems a bit rude to outright force all of humanity into living in a demon realm.

>>18596186
If I remember right that was because they felt that the extremists were snatching up men before the rest of them had a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596171
Wight's only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596151
>I will never be a sugar daddy for a trio of gyaru monstergirls
Just when I thought I couldn’t get even more depressed, I think of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596171
Perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596181
What’s a JQ? Or even, what’s a JK? These nip abbreviations are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596234
Use google you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596234
https://soundcloud.com/user-104725971/the-jq

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596226
Imagine being the dad of a monster gyaru. Where did everything go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596201
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Either of those would be equally fine.>>18596216

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596248
As long as she’s a pure gyaru I’d have nothing wrong with it. But if she starts becoming a turboslut then I’d sit down with her and voice my disappointment in her life choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596226
>”Hey baybee~! Aww, rough day at work daddy? Poor thing~ you need us to kiss it all better?”
>”Mmmn, big studly Anon needs to relax more, feel how tense and tight your thighs are? ...does it feel good~? Let me rub away all the pain baby~”
>”Aaaanooon, can I have another shot of your ‘stuff’ pwetty pweese? I know you had a long day, but if you give me your thick gooey stuff I’ll let ya pway with my big boobies you like so much~!”
What species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596255
>What species?
Easy. Succubus, Manticore, and a Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596254
Chances are she's a slutty one that does it for the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596151
I want to have a succubus with a big fat ass be my sugar mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596251
But amazons can kindly go away and if I'm getting an orc I want a b'orc or at least a werewolf if we're talking savage rape machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596264
Nice picks, personally I'd want a Manticore, Nacho and high orc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596286
Dragons tanukis otohimes and vampires are the only species that are good as sugar mommys

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596007
MGE 3 should feature a bunch of Mist Continent profiles
Should we get species that are exclusive to their respective nations (such as rapey black Jinko from the Four Fiend nation) or is it better to a base profile and leave their different nation's versions up to our interpretation?

>>18596069
I'm a big extremist sympathizer. They're passionate and work hard to improve the world in the most effective way they can.
You could say the same thing about the Sabbath and religious monster girls but their goals are too specific in comparison.
Wouldn't you love to help a monster girl in her goals be it corrupting a country, lolifying a million women or spreading the word of Eros to the desert people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596300
>Candy baby Gyaru nacho
That'd be a thing to see. The sweetest insults you've ever heard. A total brat though, im sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596264
>sugar daddy to a Tanuki
Interesting. Also, the Manticore is gonna nonchalantly sling her fat, bulging tail bulb over your shoulder and casually have it resting next to your head, blurbing out tailpussy juice and pulsating while she plays with her phone and makes idle talk.

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>>18596286
>”Aww, Anon wants a new car? Of course, sweetie. Pick the one you like. But~ you have to pay me back by letting me ‘sit’ in the ‘driver’s seat’.”
>she turns and flaunts her meaty gigantic rear
>”Just for a few hours, sweetie~”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596311
I'd maybe help with the Eros one. But I can't support the other two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596313
A total brat but that just makes dicking her all the sweeter.
The Manticore and High Orc would probably laugh at how she's succumbing to pleasure after being so abusive as they wait their turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596288
Anon, I want meat and muscle, they have or can get both quite easily

[Anonymous No.]

>automaton is secretly jealous of programmer anon's Thinkpad
>it's wondering what this black rectangle has that she doesn't have

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596333
Would the High Orc eat out the Manticore’s tail while they wait their turn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596340
I was thinking more on personality than body type. I can't imagine orc not at least soft though. My mind refuses to summon the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596360
>it's wondering what this black rectangle has that she doesn't have
Clearly she's never used the keyboard. The automaton has one button and it's mushy as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596317
Yeah I’ll be her sugar daddy, but she’s basically my personal accountant. And you best believe I’ll be fingering that tailpussy whenever she does that.
I might even look her in the eyes as I stick myself with some of her barbs and push her down on the couch to mating press her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596306
I'm pretty sure other species are allowed to be rich. And thinking about it, almost any species could provide a life of relative ease in the big demon realms. Makes me want to write the generic isekie thing where Anon just runs to the nearest big demon realm to live with some succubus nobility

[Anonymous No.]

>>18594679
What a waste of a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596120
The ones that can actually think on a normal level at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596300
>Manticore makes you say out loud just how much you want to pound her underage tailpussy and sexually tortures you
>Atlach-Nacha belittles you, constantly reminds you of how much of a pervert you are and is only into hate sex
>High-Orc spoils you, compliments you, listens to all your worries and lets you do whatever you want to her body
A trio made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me you fuckers are writing Stories

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596420
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596420
Are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>No automaton thats a megaman fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596398
It’s not a complete waste.
I’d definitely trade with their husband for the slime balls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596435
I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596420
I am. But uni starts today so it's gonna end up slower.

tfw sudden month long hiatus and nobody seemed to notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596361
Maybe, would be fun to patch her off guard by sticking it in from behind while she's distracted.
>>18596416
Isn't it amazing? I want the Manticore to taunt me about being a terrible person as I fuck her friends and asks me to hand over extra money if I want to do her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596475
Would stick my fist into her tail and ask her why a girl that loose deserves extra money.

[Anonymous No.]

Man why do the Koreans get translations so quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593428
And the translated skills/profile names from side two? Anyone have that pastebin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596508
Asian languages are more similar to each other than english so it's easier for them to learn.
Or so I assume.

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest /mgt/, what size of girls do you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Anywhere from baphomet wight size to dark mage size.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Flat skinny lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596775
>baphomet wight
I was going to say nav's wight but wanted to change it to baphomet.

The thought of a bapho who dies and ascends to wighthood is scary though.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Meaty, plump, overripe exaggerated hourglasses
Or huge, mountainmuscle busty amazonians

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Many

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596360
I always loved this meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18591754
that item is the 'glass of Francisca'. It's filled with her mamono mana and will turn women into ropers

>>18596209
>because they felt that the extremists were snatching up men before the rest of them had a chance.
it was more they were concerned about human women being indiscriminately monsterised, as they are needed to give birth to men/possible future husbands after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
All of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
5’6”~7’ or 4”~7”

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer teasing, overtly sexual momsters as opposed to the “I hope sonu doesn’t catch me masturbating” momsters.
Like an Apophis momster who always offers to just take care of everything for you and that you don’t have to go to school anymore if you just give in and become her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596841
Women who are forward about what they want are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596813
Sounds like that shit about cradles wasn't that far off from the truth, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596813
Oh neat. Know enough about the other items to give tl;dr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
I’m not picky. As long as she loves me and helps me raise cute daughterus together I don’t care if she’s a fairy, or a 12 foot tall Amazon warrior who’s got muscles on top of scars on top of muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596875
Nah, KC's been pretty forward about the demon lord finally finding a way to let incubi be born.
It's more a case of them freaking out in the current day because they don't have KC's word it'll happen in universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596841
I would like that but with an older Tanuki momster who just wants to be my sugar momma.
But she won’t say no to me at least wanting a college degree just in case I need to work in the future to help support our daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596901
What about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596922
Go away giantessfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596841
How would this work with a Titania or Troll momster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596922
Find some magic to size her down and she's a keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596231
>high-tier undead appreciate beautiful things
>the god of undead is a loli, the most beautiful thing
>the "daughters of the nobles" are as cute as a goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596889
uhhh, will try. Mostly just gonna name the items in order though
-dark chivalric order charm
-mimicry potion. A parasitic slime posing as a potion. Will turn women into slime carriers if drunk
-drop of rapture/delight. Wilmarina's pussy juice? Skipping too much but definitely related to her. Can be used to turn a regular statue into a gargoyle. The one shown on the page was made from a statue of an unnamed goddess
-glass of Francisca. See above
-Eba's pendulum. Already talked about
-Lilim cloth. Fabric made by a Lilim and infused with high amounts of their mana. Basically a ultra high level piece of armour I guess
-Gryphon's feather pen. Magical pen for easier writing? Looks like the author of this book uses one
-makai ink. Gotta have magic ink to magic pens, eh?
-Demon's feather pen. For demon contracts ect I assume

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Anything up to mini giantess

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596445
I noticed senpai.
When we gonna meet queen of spades?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596965
Troll would just sit too close to you and encourage you once the scent hits. Titanimom wouldn't let you refuse to play. She. Would. Not. Pushy little sister style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597050
Thank you anon. I know it's not much but it's nice to know at least something about the cool new stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the most downer thing you've read recently?
And how can you turn it into a monster related happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596875
If the extremest faction ever converted all humans into monster/incubi that would give the demon lord all the power she needs to change the nature of the world to allow incubi to be born. There would never be a bad end. That's literally the whole point of the setting.

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>>18597102
Yeah but I'd rather not turn into an incubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597050
I found it weird there was two pens. I wonder if the contract one is just the one demons use or if it lets non demons make demon contracts. That'd be kinda fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596420
I've been thinking of dabbling in some first person corruption/tf stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597095
>Praise be to alchemy
happy ending would kind of be if either the alchemists and the other alrandians fucked of, or if the monsters win
and seeing as the MGE monsters exists only to get stomped on in this fic. (Latest chapters have Merse and koyoi getting their shit wrecked with merse cut in half and slowly regenerating while koyoi is left on a floor bleeding out and will die without intervention) that's not gonna fucking happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597158
>Reading fanfiction
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597139
You people realize that nothing happens right. Most incubi don't even know when exactly they became one because it's such a small and subtle transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597152
Good
we need more of that
We only have Ilothe to go on right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Around 6ft. That's the perfect size for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597152
Sounds good actually, go for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597173
I'd still rather not if I could help it. Something about becoming an Incubus bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597170
Well when you consider that the stories here are pretty much fan fiction. Plus its MGE stuff so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597188
>>18597195
I'm planning on starting slow with basic things, say an amazon, then doing steadily more extreme and working up to big stuff, lamias, centaurs, slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597075
the who

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597202
It's still trash and you should feel bad for willingly reading it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597158
You do know that story was one of the few that was brewed in spacebattles right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597217
Not the fist time I've read trash, won't be the last
plus I'm a guy who likes to see stuff for self, so even if you tell me its shit, chances are I'm still gonna look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597235
You sound like the kind of faggot that watched the Emoji movie "ironically."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597050
>-mimicry potion. A parasitic slime posing as a potion. Will turn women into slime carriers if drunk

Pretty sure some Tanuki will sell one of these in Order marketplaces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597250
Nope, Have seen it and don't plan to either
Much more interesting trash is elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596201
I'm more into trolls than orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597227
Of course he does. He's probably a regular there.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that opposite days suck when wizards are about.

Its how you end up with muscled cheshires and flabby jinkos, CC alices and flat titanias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597299
I'm not, I actually found it looking up MGE stuff on Ao3. all my knowledge of spacebattles comes from this thread and those screen caps that guy likes to post

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597300
flat titanias is heresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597350
Sure, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597355
>”Sniff... A-anon... m-my pillowlumps are gone!”
And thus, the Fairy Knight’s First Holy Crusade against the Wandering Wizard begun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597158
Thats just how low-teir crossover fics work, the side you like pisses on the side you hate
The good shit is finding a way to smash two settings together in some form of balance without shonen powerlevel wankery

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597355
Plus side, the entertainment continues when the day ends and that suddenly ripped Cheshire picking on the tubbo jinko gets a rude awakening

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597395
I want to study under that Wizard so I can learn how to harmlessly terrorize monster girls that attempt to assault me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597395
Time to break out the Holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597451
>Nureonago snaps out of her trance
>looks down to see her husband bound by a leather whip forced to eat her out as she wears a dominatrix outfit
>”EEP!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597493
>Mad Hatter suddenly looks up from her frantic writing on logic and reason
>shrugs and crumples up the document, simply throwing it in the fireplace
>”Dear me, how dreadful. I shall find my husband and expunge any remains of this curse!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597486
Best dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597493
>When the maid becomes the mistress

[Anonymous No.]

Forcing your vampire wife to dress up in unelegant & embarassing outfits!

Dress her up in gym clothes with bloomers!
Dress her up in a idol outfit!
Dress her up in your clothes!

The possibilities are ENDLESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597541
Well it's not going to last for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597546
Well yeah, its opposite day, not opposite week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597548
She's going to be spending a long time "apologizing" to husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597555
Bound master getting blowjobs for a couple hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597541
>”Hrrrg, yeah, that’s right you fleshy little manwhore, smile! Smile for the queen bitch, hrr hrr!”
>five minutes later
>>18597546
>”GOMENAZAIGOMENAZAIGOMENAZAIGOMENAZAI-“

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597559
Only after a nice, homemade meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597541
I bet some Kiki's have a butler fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597542
I like to imagine she'd at least be okay wearing one of my dress shirts. And nothing else, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596779
Severely underrated. Nothing gives a stronger urge to protect than a petite thin girl.

>>18597050
Corruption items will always have more impact, but all these other magical items are a nice way to improve one's quality of life.
KC and this author have great ideas that easily could have a home in our fantasies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597491
Holstaur milk doen't make breasts grow and is recommended by the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597583
The extra thick stuff then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597584
That's a cursed item that turns humans into hostaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597591
Well it might work on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597591
I want to become a holstaur so I can become nice and milky for my man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597612
>T. Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597612
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597618
Could be a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18596756
Pear-shaped legal lolis are the ones for me, the right height to sit in my lap and look in the eyes during missionary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597631
>suika
>that artist
I miss Harblador.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to correct my anubis by telling her that Popcorn is a dessert.

[Anonymous No.]

I actually want something like a demon or dark elf """maid""" where its clear who's actually in charge

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597642
>>suika
>>that artist
>I miss Harblador.
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597486
>>18597529
I fucking love Grea and I want to fuck her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597300
>CC Alices
I can dig it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597654
Get in line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597660
But they dress and act like little girls despite having large breasts and wide hips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597678
>big tiddy sweet lolita
YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597645
I love that dynamic of a maid who wears the pants in the master/maid relationship.
Now I just need a muscle maid to whip me in shape and get over my body issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597688
I want muscle maids or haughty, high class maids that could be in charge but just love to be a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597688
>having body issues
>not embracing cynicism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597688
That's gross
That's a gross way to live

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597662
Fine, I'll fuck her from the front then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597662
That everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, did some Arthur's delete all their stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597738
No, just DW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597738
>Arthur's
Run that by me again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597738
No Merlin did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597095
My dog is reborn as a kobold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597738
>Camelot with Monster girls
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597622
I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597790
King Arthur would have to be a Vampire, in that case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597797
>Wanting women in these threads
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597645
I want to be a dragon’s butler, only for her to get too flustered after about a week and we go back to being a normal couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597801
I would have thought a dragon.
>>18597805
There might be some already here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597805
>Not wanting consensual and enthusiastic targets for monsterization
I never want shitposters but if they embrace the ideals of a monster and don’t cause trouble, who the hell cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597822
Well hopefully they learn to fuck off with their bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>18597833
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597832
Women ruin every single community they join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597822
>There might be some already here.
There's been few over the years if you trust them, including 3 artists and 1 writefag. It's fine as long as they don't constantly wave their tits in everyone's face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597832
You don't actually want the shit you're asking for, trust me.
>>18597839
And society as a whole.

[Anonymous No.]

Epiphany: Hellhounds are into /beast/ but instead of literally fucking animals they just see humans as the animals.

>Thinks you are naturally beneath her and treats you like a beloved pet.
>Hyper dominant, and confident enough to let you 'rape' her.
>The bottom part of pic related.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597853
I don't know If I could go that far, but I certainly can say women have a habit of ruining online groups.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a harem of shortstack dwarves.
There'd be a miner, a smith, a warrior, and a rune priestess

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597856
Maybe not MGE hellhounds, but you could make the case for it in a broader sense

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597856
>Thoughts
Your taste is shit and I never want you to post again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597856
Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597861
The 3D's might have infiltrated this thread already! Any poster you see might actually be a woman!
Keep your eyes out for writefags with female POV's

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597856
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597868
>>18597877

I'm not literally saying they're into /beast/, anon. No need to get ass-blasted.

I'm just saying the mentality is technically there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597856
> into /beast/ but instead of literally fucking animals they just see humans as the animals.
That's more a nacho sort of thing.
>"gross get off of me, I might as well be doing it with an ape"
>as she says that she only gets more excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597885
Well thankfully the only person that thinks that is you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597885
And all we’re saying is that you might pull a muscle stretching like that. Make sure to limber up next time. If you had worded it differently, you might have gotten some traction. Don’t rely on buzzwords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597738
>Ever deleting anything
>Not just taking it off public so people can't read your shit without the link

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597908
whatever you say, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597878
Hopefully trash like that won't come around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597885
I wouldn't say as a race they have that mentality but some individuals might.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597916
That’s a very bad wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597920
>some
Just about every woman on the internet is like that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597738
Silent went bonkers sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597940
Did you even read the post chain you were replying to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597956
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597822
You would think, but a Vampire works better for the Mordred dynamic.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there some place that collects the various monster girl writings from across the web? I wanna search for partocular types of things but don't wanna just beg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598015
Yes, it's called TFT. Now go back and stay there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598015
http://mgewiki.com/w/Monster_Girl_Fan_Fiction_Archive
http://anubis.moe/
Both are similar things, anubis only scrapes pastebins while the the fiction archive has things from pretty much every source and can be sorted by monster girl.
>>18598018
The fuck is your problem? That's not even what TFT is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598041
TFT is a shithole full of faggots like Psychofox. Although I shouldn't expect a retard that actually uses the wiki for stories to have a brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598018
Fuck off and stay off, Bobby boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598018
You really should kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598056
>>18598064
>Defending TFT
What happened to these threads?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598055
>>18598018
You are the cancer killing these threads
I really hope you do not see yourself as the good guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598074
Nobody wants to use your shithole of a website, Bob. Go jerk off to your futa Cheshire somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

Shits on fire, yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598071
>he's really going all out again
Just like yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598055
>TFT is a shithole full of faggots like Psychofox.
You seem to just have an axe to grind against someone or other and want to use a post that's nothing to do with it for justification. The guy asked for somewhere that archives stories from everywhere, TFT is not that and is an opt in host that writers have to sign up to and is nothing to do with the conversation.
>Although I shouldn't expect a retard that actually uses the wiki for stories to have a brain.
Without the wordpress it's actually the best place to find writefag listings since it scrapes stuff from here.
>>18598071
No one mentioned TFT till you did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598083
>>18598071
>anon asks for a place to find monster girl stories
>you go fucking ballistic and assume he is from TFT
What the hell is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597878
Oh speaking of, if I'm doing a monsterization story should that be first or third person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598092
>Without the wordpress it's actually the best place to find writefag listings
It's not, but if you want to believe that then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598093
Brain problems that make wonderland look sane, guy's a legitimate retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598092
I am convinced that he equates attacking him to defending whatever he is currently bitching about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593562
what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598099
Yes. It's all execution, but I think I'd go third due to audience and ease of writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598093
If he's too retarded to do a quick google search or look back through the archives it's safe to assume that he's a retard that shouldn't be humored or shitstirrer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598099
I've done both, I thought first person worked better and was more fun to write. At least one reader got a bit of gay panic when they didn't realize it was from a girl's POV, though. You could try emphasizing it at the start if you want to avoid that.

[Anonymous No.]

Kakuens > Krakens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598155
That's completely wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598174
More like completely right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598155
Maybe if you're BR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598186
Smug monkey girl > Dumb squid with no legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598155
I hear you, I want the chunky monkeys.
Or buff monkeys.
Or both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598155
But what about an onee-san kraken capturing a kakuen and bringing her to you in her tentacles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598192
>I want the chunky monkeys.
No, none of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598188
Foxes and cats already do smug better, and the ape can't tenta-hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598195
But why?

>>18598200
Kakuens have large rears that you can't help but spank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598205
Cats are still way ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598196
Why not?
I want them to Do the monkey with me

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sad, /mgt/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598213
Cats are lazy smugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598218
Dig a very deep hole and stay in there for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598221
I'm not

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598233
But that's a good thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598239
I won't find monkeys under the earth though, I'll hit dwarves or giant ants before I find them though.

Those monkeys need to know that man I'm pretty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598252
Lazy smugs are fine for a lazy day. But sometimes you want an aggressive smug for hatesex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598239
Don't be so aggressive, anon. This is a safe space. No meanness or bad opinions are tolerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598221
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598155
I just want to bend a loli Kakuen over and ravage her fat ass around the treehouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598273
Does that monkey know how lewd she's being and does she have a griffon friend with a similar body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598266
No smug cat can stop me from being rude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598271
Because, I've been slowly descending into an inescapable void via my own purposeful actions and absentminded disassociation from reality, and I don't have a waifu that allows for this to be done more efficiently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598295
>don't have a waifu
It's never too late anon, just save up a few hundred and start designing the girl of your dreams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598221
I'd never be nice to a Krampus monster girl if I found her like this. I'd probably be as cruel to her as she'd be to others in a similar position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598305
but anon, I can't afford to keep this kind of charade up any longer. Sooner or later we're all forced to wake up, and it seems like my time is coming sooner than I'd thought. and I don't make enough money to be commissioning dozens of Cheshire pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598213
>>18598233
>>18598252
I want to be a chair

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598218
>>18598253
Fuck off. I read it in his voice goddammit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598342
but chair's don't have feelings or hands. How will you be able to fully appreciate that ass if you can't properly carress it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598353
Yeah, whatever.
Gotta run on home to Momma's

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598353
Yeah, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598355
I meant more as a role then anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598355
>chair's don't have feelings or hand
slimes and maids have another opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>Sukeban Kikimora
>Her master is totally unaware that she leads a gang
>He's even less aware of the fact that the gang's entire existence is dedicated to making sure everything goes his way
>When he was passed over for a promotion, the person who got the promotion instead hastily quit the next day and gave no explanation to anyone beyond a shaky and terrified "They know where I live! They know where my kids go to school! I can't do this, I have to get away!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598399
>Wanting a promotion
Management sucks though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598393
But I don't want to have a feather duster put in my butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598399
They sound like jerks, the guy who got the promotion probably worked his butt off for that promotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598412
or he ate his boss out and used his body to get ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598399
>wanting wives that would hurt married men and children

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598421
Then his wife is his boss and the mother of his children so why would she let him quit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598510
>defending fraternization

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598510
She's cheating on him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598218
>>18598253
>>18598353
>>18598375
>>18598369
https://imgur.com/a/9YEfs

There's alot of monkey business in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598421
>>18598510
Damn nepotism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598572
Controversial opinion, he wouldn't start a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598593
The rules of Universal comedy means he only encounters married monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598606
I can see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598593
He wouldn't get anything. That's his entire fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598614
Well I know that, its just that, should he get a girl, he wouldn't try to get more than one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598617
I mean, that sounds really cute. Especially if he settled down with a plain jane monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598629
He'd be the type that gets one completely by mistake and without realizing it until she's got him in bed.
Besides, we all know he'd end up with a werewolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598074
You do realize that similar to most level-headed vegans, people who actually host their stories on TFT and browse the threads at the same time don't appreciate the hyperbole and rabid defending, correct?

If people don't want to use the site they're more than welcome to that because anubis.moe does exist and if they want stories there are still writers here who can just give them the pastebin link (If necessary). So fuck off with calling people cancer already, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/7cETE
How lewd

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598761
I want to write nonsensical things on her seal and see what happens. What does the navel seals copy pasta get me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598761
SQUISH

[Anonymous No.]

Are gyaru Pharaohs possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598764
If you keep spelling it like that, she’s going to end up with a overflowing belly button.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598780
Probably the ones in high school. She definitely use her voice to order transfer student Anon to be her footstool when she's bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598799
What about the "17" year old ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598761
Cute vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598805
>Anon makes the mistake of questioning her age
>Gets ordered to wander into a crypt full of mummies until he's raped by 100 of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598796
I know they're casual as hell but I still have a massive weakness for catgirls, they're partly what got me into monster girls and that one's just delicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598810
I wouldn't question it, even if her school uniform looks a little small on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598761
How do jiangahi get up if pushed on their backs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598831
They flip themselves like a turtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598831
Probably just like in that pic. A kind Anon lifting her up from the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598831
They don't, they get mating pressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598761
The idea of a customizable waifu is still one of the coolest things to me. I wanna write 'amazon' a few times and see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598221
This awakens the urge to onii-san.

>>18598306>>18591426
I will fight you in the fucking street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598221
This awakens the urge to onii-san.

>>18598306
I will fight you in the fucking street.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598871
She spends more time eating and going to the gym.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598910
Disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

There's the small possibility that you run into a Kumiho unknowingly. At first it may look like a Kitsune, but here are some details to difference them:

>Unusually large fangs
>Always has a smug or grin
>Facial Marks
>Small, dry blood stains on either her skin or clothes
>Traditional clothes that do not match the japanese ones

There's also the possibility that she's transformed as a normal looking human girl, in that case look for:

>Extreme beauty
>Extremelly seductive for a human girl
>You feel compelled to do whatever she asks you to
>She really wants to be alone with you, will even get violent if somebody gets in her way


In the case that there are too many coincidences and she's a Kumiho, don't run or panic, simply do what she asks you to do and accept her love

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598924
You cannot stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598941
Don't worry. Livers frow back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598941
I could also just punch her in the face and run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598941
>spoiler
You don't need to tell me that, I'd accept the love of almost any monster girl and kumihos are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

The electric blanket is the western version of the kotatsu.

I want to do some writing but...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598644
I do not even know what TFT is but the anon he replied to did not even mention it. I don't know how the hell you could ever think that I am defending it when I never mentioned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598980
That is exactly what you don't have to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598941
I would have irrational jealousy if she had tasted someone else's liver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598995
Well of course I don't have to. But I still kind of want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598941
The biggest sign is that she's speaking Korean, which will make your ears bleed and ruin any chance of seduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598980
>>18598998

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598999
Which is more grating, Chinese or Korean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598999
Knowing and speaking are different things. A being that has lived for centuries or simply that has magical skills will speak whatever language she needs to get you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599004
English from a person who isn't really there

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599004
Different flavors of bad.
One sounds like cats being strangled and the other sounds like dogs being strangled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598983
Ice Queen uses heated blankets to arouse herself in secret, if the townsfolk knew her secret she would be in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599002
Oh it won't be that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598992
Shuvi was better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599023
This is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599048
Jibril gives me the need to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it impolite to stick your tongue out at MGs? What are you supposed to do if they stick their tongue out at you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599104
kissu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599104
When in doubt, it qualifies as a marriage proposal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599104
Impregnation is always the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599144
>>18599146
>Walk up to random monster girl
>Ask if she’s married
>She says no
>Get down on one knee
>Ask to marry her
Is there any species that this strategy doesn’t work on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599155
The two maids. They'll answer no when you ask them if they're married, but will take great offense if you propose afterwords because they have a master already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599165
>not marrying your meido
You're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599165
So ask if she’s single instead? Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a cat lady like Nia from Xeno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599196
I think I know who you're talking about. Hot headed scottish catgirl? Just imagine a Cheshire who was adopted and raised by Salamanders.
Instead of teasing you she just calls you a daft cunt and keeps shouting at you to fight her.
If you win she'll fuck you so hard it'd make an Ushi-oni blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599021
Don't cry when you spend one year chained in her basement

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599290
I can always bite my tongue when she isn't looking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598941
>>Extreme beauty
>>Extremely seductive for a human girl
>>You feel compelled to do whatever she asks you to
But anon! Thats all girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599306
If she can regenerate your liver I'm sure she can do the same with your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599318
Is that before or after death by blood loss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599227
NA Nia is Welsh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599328
Anon I don't understand why you're so stubborn about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599337
I don't like liver eaters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599290
>"Haaaah~ Darling~ Your spirit energy is still so sweet after all this tiiiime~ Are you ready to accept my love? Are you ready to be mine? Oh, I can wait... I've got all the time in the world to convince you..."
>"You love that don't you? Tied up here, feeling my tight fox cunt squeezing you dry as I ride you? Here on my bed where you belong, far away from that trashy kitsune WHORE who tried to steal you from me?"
>"Are the bindings soft darling? They're not chafing right? Oh, I specifically ordered soft bindings so you wouldn't be uncomfortable here in my shrine... I hope they work."
>"Oh! That's right! It's time for my daily treat~! Oh don't squirm darling~ It's as harmless as a Mershark's bite~ I just want another taste of the spirit energy concentrated here near your liver~! It's the juiciest, best tasting spirit energy there is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18593938
She looks cute and friendly enough! YES! YES! YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599353
I'd just hope she accidentally bites the wrong part and I die of internal bleeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598999
>Find yourself lost in Zipangu in winter
>Fox eared woman approaches
>Uh oh, you know this goes
>Brace yourself for a yokou attack
>It never comes. She just tilts her head, smiles sweetly, and directs you to a path you hadn't noticed before
>Against your better judgement, you follow. If she's a youko, not resisting will make it easier on your body, and if she's an inari you might make it out in one piece
>Instead of an elaborate shrine, she just has a tiny little cottage and empty offering box. Meticulously kept despite the lack of attendants and visitors, it's very cozy
>With a gentle, closed lip smile and a grand waving gesture, she welcomes you to her humble abode
>For a full week, your every need (almost) is taken care of as a guest as best she can: rustic but filling food cooked with heart, tea to warm your fingers and soul, even instruction in a curious board game the Zipangu citizens seem fond of
>But she still never says a single word
>Finally, your curiosity can no longer be contained, and you directly ask to hear her voice
>She looks away, almost pained. Like she was expecting the question but dreaded answering it
>Finally, she opens her mouth
>Out comes the single most rural, single-centaur-town, hayseed accent you've ever heard in your life
>As soon as she says a few words, she quiets down and begins blushing profusely and hides her eyes behind the bangs of her hair
Well? Are you going to take responsibility and comfort the poor country bumpkin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599333
Welsh, Scottish, it all gets the dick hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599360
Careful anon, she gives terrifyingly powerful head.
You should see how long her tongue is.

>>18599364
Impossible, considering that her bite has the same properties as a Mershark's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599349
That's fine, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599349
She doesn't like getting punched

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599372
The correct answer to this question is to grab her by the head and violently facefuck her until she's dazed, then throw her onto the bed, shove her head into her pillow so she's forcibly face down ass up and then violate her fat countryside ass from noon to 8 AM while she ahegaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599353
Mansweating.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599384
Then hopefully my brain would eventually shuts down.

>>18599391
Nothing wrong with being precautious, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599408
You're a hopeless romantic anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599372
Nothing wrong with those country girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598997
What would you do if she did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599469
Find someone else. It wouldn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599481
You can't divorce a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599481
It's not like she fucked him. She just did it because she need to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599488
But you also aren’t obligated to marry the first girl you fuck. They will overlook your 3DPD behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599372
cannot be any worse then my family

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599502
>implying they care about what you want
If a monster likes you she won't take no for an answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599429
Admit it anon, you'd love to see her fat korean fox ass swaying around as she sinks her fangs into your chest and then hungrily and erotically licks up all the delicious spirit energy that sprung from where a wound would've been before sliding your dick back into her and beginning the rape anew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599501
I equate it to martial infidelity, even if it occurred before we met.. It's an intimate process and I don't give pieces of my liver to just anyone.
I did say it was irrational.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599511
Then shut up and enjoy your mind break.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599511
Monsters will only like you if you like them back. If you don't want to get raped or you already have a girl in mind it doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599538
That only works if you're fiercely devoted to one specific species. Anything less means you'll get raped and flooded with so much DE that you'll have no choice but to love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Righteous hatred always applied to humanity / paladin-chan
>Never to anyone else like MGs

I just want to bomb around with the Unicorn of the Sea while we loathe and punish polluters trespassing on the holy waters of the Poseidon Empire.

And the ratwomen too. Vile beasts they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599538
>Monsters will only like you if you like them back.
Thats like the opposite of how that works

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599520
Perfect, although I personally I have not included them into MGE or anything; just real liver eating + regenerative magic. Love is pain after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599542
Not really. It is said that monster release married prisoners of wars that were taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599553
That doesn't really disprove what I said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599554
Humans often cheat on the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599542
It's a "good end" setting per KC.
If you don't want it, you don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599562
When the fuck did we start talking about humans cheating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599570
When you said them not raping only works when the person is devoted. Those humans aren't and they still don't get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599542
>Not being fiercely devoted
Stop being a slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599567
I'm pretty sure that's the one thing you can't avoid.

>>18599582
Anon you misunderstand.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please keep an eye out for the harpies returning north and wave good bye to those that came further south, the weather is, slowly, warming and they'll be back where they need to be.....Unless someone wants to make that cute snow owl harpy stay for a bit longer (permanent)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599591
Well if you don't want MGs period then why are you paying attention to an MG setting?
I mean that it's a setting where you get your desire so long as you're not gunning for dumbass shit e.g. edgelordism.
>"as you wish, as long as not counter to the spirit of MGE"

[Anonymous No.]

Assassin elves coming for the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599640
Don't get me wrong, I want them. I just don't want to be in a relationship with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599655
Oh no. Guess I better not sleep in the middle of the front room with the door unlocked and a set of handcuffs and a leash sitting right next to my bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599655
oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599655
I can protect my D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599664
I was replying to your first statement, if that wasn't clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18598213
>You will never go to Monster Girl Egypt to worship the cute cats at Bastet's Temple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599669
What if she somehow tangles herself with the leash and handcuffs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599677
I think my response still stands, even with that clarification.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599682
Then my boner slowly wilts and I awkwardly offer to help her out of the mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599682
Fuck her, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599678
Caution: Pampered cats.

[Anonymous No.]

Do mindflayers have legs?
It looks like they are wearing a tentacle skirt instead of having tentacles as legs.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/aqtnntnW

Hello hi Chapter 6 of Victory and Defeat, after a month of nothing. If the draft of the whole story is not too innaccurate, I'm halfway done to ending it with 12 chapters in total.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599705
What a terrible image. Shame on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599711
fite me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599692
>"Nya"
>BASTET IS THE CUTEST!~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599715
Stupid idiot lilim and dumb shitty hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599723
Behead those who insult lilims

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599722
I wanna stroke her breasts. Then her tummy. Then her breasts again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599732
I'd insult monster girls on the internet endlessly if they were real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599745
delet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599745
Wonder what would dox then rape you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599751
Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599739
Easy there, first you need to bring Bastet her morning meal of poached Salmon soaked in wine, seasoned with pepper, salt, garlic and lemon.

Then you need to gently brush her head and tail, taking care not to damage any hairs and fur.

If she feels like sharpening her claws on your robes, you must allow it, no matter how frayed they get.

After that you may be permitted to give her belly a rub, or scratch her lightly under the chin with your finger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599732
Wasn’t that what caused a cease and desist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599698
I NEED TO KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599764
Meh. What’s the dog god like? Canis Supremist must be the goodest girl of all the multiverse. I would rather unconditionally love that which unconditionally loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599751
Imagine a Tanuki getting super butthurt about your shitposting but not having the skills to dox you.
>She buys the site you posted on
>Has the moderators give her the IP you posted from
>Googles the IP address
>Buys every ISP in the area that her Google search told her your IP was in
>Hands them all the IP and asks who it belongs to
>One of the ISP's she bought is your ISP
>She gets your name and address
>Shows up at your home
>You laugh even harder because she just spent 6 weeks and $1.7 billion to track you down over a single shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599806
Don't forget:
>You already have a monstergirl wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599806
>>18599815
Oh no all my mofu porn will be leaked, muh anonymous identity

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599815
Already being married would be the worst to other monster girls. I imagine they would get frustrated way too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599839
DUDE HAREMS LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599745
>Succuvirus pulls him into the web
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvi7tRhAvig begins playing

Truly a terrible way to game over.

Oh fuck I forgot what image I attached, hope it's nothing bad

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon looking for wife,first to get dubs wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599806
>Post "whoever tracks me down from this post has the right to my hand in marriage" on monchan
>The Kiki meidos quickly remove the post, but the damage is done
>Already scores and scores of oomukade, weresharks, inari, uncontracted demons and even a stray shoggoth posting from her own slime are trying to track you down
>Sit back and laugh from the internet cafe you're shitposting from, close your seven proxies, and make the long, long journey home, imagining the look on their faces if they finally find the dead ends
Shitposting with monstergirls can have tragic consequences. Please be nice to them on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599801
Wolfus already have the Goodest Girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599801
Her followers are probably a bunch of stern-looking Jackal and Anubis girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599858
“YOSH!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599698
No, they are scylla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599876
She could be scary, but that smile is very reassuring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599857
Becoming a digital being along with a digital waifu sounds fun. Think of all the knowledge we could obtain and fuck up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599857
It's pretty fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599895
>becoming a digital being
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599895
Infinite knowledge is too boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599876
>You'll never get roped into being Ammy's consort.
>You'll never watch her wipe the drool away from her mouth as she prepares her tail to paint markings onto you that will forever mark you as her own.
>She'll never ride you like a woman possessed for seven days and seven nights, keeping you alive with her powers so you can witness her godly body become pregnant.
>You'll never experience the pure heaven that is cuddling with Ammy before the next day where she takes you on a trip across Zipangu to show you all her favorite local delicacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599876
Who dis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599947
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okami

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I still just want to see what porn would look like with monster girls around. Might actually get some decent not cheesy as hell stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599855
What if wife doesn't want to share her man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599962
Ameture husband and wife stuff would most likely be 99% of what would be produced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599947
Are you mentally retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599923
Rejuvenation sure has some, uh, interesting uses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599962
Reminds me of that one phantom story where she tries to direct a zombie romance movie but producer anon is expecting either slasher gore or shitty porn tropes. There was one line that really stuck with me about wondering why people would make the most sincere display of love and devotion into something casual and cheesy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599962
I get the feeling that porn in a monster girl world would be even cheesier than what we have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599962
I don't know, cheesy manticore plumber offering to fix a leaky pipe sounds good to me. Complete with odd camera angles, poor editing and strange music.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599962
Organizations like the Sabbath and the extremest factions would probably release recruitment videos not to mention porn released by cities like Lescatie as a tourism videos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599983
Cynic anons would get a lot of flak from monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600012
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600016
They probably wouldn't like the constant negative vibes. Especially when it comes to love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599984
>"Wife, we are going to make love now. I will desire every act you desire, and conversely you will desire every act I desire. However, the physical pleasure I derive from this is dwarfed by the emotional pleasure I will recieve, not because the former is small but because the latter is so large."
>"Kiss me, Husband."
The bad acting intensifies until the husband and wife actor drop the scenario and just genuinely interact with each other, sharing their intimate happiness with others who may not he so fortunate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600032
Did Lich-sama take acting lessons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600032
>sharing their intimate happiness with others who may not he so fortunate.
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600036
Phantom let her take a crack at writing.
It was also the last time she wrote for them, incidentally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600024
There would definitely be a bunch of monstergirls whose "type" would be emotionally vulnerable, wounded cynics they could nurture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600041
Shouldn't you be wearing a jihad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600045
If liking privacy makes me a muslim then I'll buy my turban tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600044
Name three.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600042
It's okay. It reminded Phaontom-chan of her first project.
>This story has everything! Lust, love, devotion, twists and turns and most of all romance!
>Madam phantom, this says it has a run time of 2 hours but no scene cuts. How are we supposed to keep our actor hard that long if each take needs 3.5 hours and we need at least 10 takes for editing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599867
>Do all that work covering your tracks
>3 days later you hear a playful "I found you~" whispered into your ear from behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600071
Houri, Unagi Joro, Nureonago

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599978
If you think Rejuvenation has interesting uses, you should think to yourself about what the other celestial brush techniques can do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599959
So it's Nip Epic Mickey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600119
Anon, I'm going to fucking kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600119
You sadden us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600145
>Tzzitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599553
Can you give me the reference?
I remember reading some off-hand remark that some men are released some times by some monsters, but nothing specific about married men.
If anything, the partial incubisation of men with monster wives should make them more delicious and thus less releasable by random skanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600071
Individuals, not entire species. It's canonical that monstergirls love all sorts of personalities aside from outright sociopathy, so logically there must be some monstergirls who have that as a "type." That being said, candidates that come to mind:
1) Titania, who just wants to see you smile, either again or for the first time
2) Doppelganger who understands rejection or at least the fear of it and empathizes with you on that front
3) Apsara, who deliberately seeks out men who have never known love, the potential cause of the cynicism in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600107
Name two more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600159
Weresheep, Yeti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600165
Now 5 more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600159
See >>18600157 or >>18600165
See also:
>Hakutaku that can understand what's going on with you mentally with a simple touch
>Succubus - They've been doing this since Kikis were roasting their masters over a spit before eating them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600157
>outright sociopathy
Well I guess I probably wouldn't get a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600024
>They probably wouldn't like the constant negative vibes. Especially when it comes to love.
I disagree.
Some monsters are literally "Demon type" and ALL monsters have a bit of succubus (type: demon) in them.
And I would expect demons to be POSITIVELY inclined towards sinful dispositions. The fifth deadly sin, envy, is "sadness" in the original Greek, which is basically cynicism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600178
Not without one healing you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600184
But you just said they don't go for sociopaths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600122
>>18600145
Why are you booing? I'm right!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600186
Hence needing healing from sociopathy first.
Also, monsters don't need to be "into your personality" to level drain you through your penis, and lying with a monstergirl is in many sources said to be personality-transformative although potentially in the same way that snorting an entire bowl of cocaine is personality transformative

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600189
Okami came out four years before Epic Mickey you meme spewing dipshit. Epic Mickey is Burger Okami!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600174
>understand what's going on with you mentally with a simple touch
Scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600199
I'm very sure sociopaths are lumped in with irredeemable scum that monster girls would kill on sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600149
>Thick moth comes to inspect the lightbulb you left on at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600108
>Cherry Bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600157
>2) Doppelganger who understands rejection or at least the fear of it and empathizes with you on that front
I always wondered: so your unrequited love coalesces into a doppelganger, and you fug her copy of your crush, and eventually you love her for who she is and she transforms into a gothic loli and you live happily ever after and have 2.4 spooky daughterus.
What species are the daughterus. And if they're doppels, are they also sympathetic spirits drawn to unrequited love despite having been formed out of amply requited love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600247
>"Fufufufu~ I can do more with this than just make bombs you know~"
And then Ammy made it so your orgasms could be called "explosive".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600252
My guess would be that they see their parents happily married and wish they could have that, despite "knowing" they won't be so lucky. So they start emulating the unrequited crush of the man they love, until that man loves her for who she is. They have daughters, who in turn envies her "lucky" parents, and the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600313
I'd fuck that tomboy shark. I'd fuck just about any tomboy monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600271
>no doppelganger daughter that turns into her mother and tries to sneak into bed with you

[Anonymous No.]

My momster is trying to seduce me, and she doesn't even know it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600322
Even a tomboy mino with holst tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600341
Daughter is going to get punished. She shouldn't go after her father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600356
Especially a tomboy mino with holst tits. I'd grope those things every day no matter what she says she'll do to me if I continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600313
Orca girls are bullies. But more teasing than malicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600356
Anon, if your momster's a Dark Elf that dresses like that, she 100% knows what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600407
I have no clue what you're talking about. She just likes to dress comfortably. Her intentions are completely pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600414
Yeah no, she adopted you specifically to mold you into her perfect husband anon. Hurry up and accept her advances so she can start fucking you senseless every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600424
How ironic would it be if her big ass was actually weak to anal? How would she respond to you turning the tables on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600424
Now hold on, anon. Just because she likes to lay around in little-to-no clothing, keeps putting herself in provocative situations for me to find her in, and insists on us bathing & sleeping together, doesn't mean she has impure intentions for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599857
>not the Tron theme
You had ONE JOB.

[Anonymous No.]

How belligerent would a Kikimora get if she heard someone imply that her master wasn't amazing in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600457
She'd use them as a living onahole for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600438
I think she'd be too busy ahegaoing to stop you.

>>18600448
If you don't take the first step, it's only a matter of time before she rapes you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600457
How does she know how good master is in bed? She isn't doing anything scandalous with him behind closed doors, is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600481
Anon, if she wasn't deepthroating her Master's dick every night before letting him do whatever he wanted to her then she would've failed as a proper Monstergirl Maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600448
>>18600356
>>18600414
Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600638
>Artist's handle is in every picture
>Still asks
Are you really that thick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600650
To be fair, that Elf's ass is thick enough to scramble minds.

[Anonymous No.]

The dead do not suffer the living to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601165
She's so cool! I want her autograph!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601165
>When Ochimusha-nee gets serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600448
>bathing & sleeping together
Imagine how frustrated she'd get when you started saying you are too old for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601205
But I am too old for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18600313
>orca girl that oncoporated eye spot into design
Oh fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601256
Then you'll stop being her son and finally be upgraded to her husband. Now you have a reason to bath and sleep with her again.

[Anonymous No.]

Beetles are around, you just don't hear them.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the most basic of basics in an Inari kitsune's portfolio to make businesses prosper and harvests flourish.
How can the nooks compete?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18599155
All of the stronger combatant ones.
A Hinezumi or unimpressed Echidna would just laugh at you and moonwalk away.
Maybe give you a blowie just because they can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601591
Tanukis are small but meaty, far more portable

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601627
Dragons would tell weaker heroes to git gud and try to impress her again. Probably not getting rekt in 30 seconds would do.

[Anonymous No.]

How about a royal flush trumpart harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601762
No thanks, waiting for next Wonderland girl to be released. She'll be the best, I'm sure of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601762
How about a dead man's hand Trumpart harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601627
I'm just trying to imagine an Echidna moonwalking

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601841
But how can she be the best if we already have the dormouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601861
>Liking the ratwomen

Blech.

[Anonymous No.]

How self-aware of foxlolis with mighty rears?

[Anonymous No.]

How chuuni do you like your MG?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601939
They’re only outwardly oblivious. Those foxes know exactly what they’re doing, even if they don’t show it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601762
>royal flush game

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601959
>How chuuni do you like your MG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3FQ7JL206g

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601861
Narcoleptic rodents are inferior to normal Giant Mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602006
I FOUND YOU
FAKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601959
I'd rather my mgs be meme-tier weeaboos than be chuuni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601959
Why would they need to be chuuni when they already have powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602042
>responding to me with an image I commissioned
Anon this is a fuckin twist of fate if their ever was one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602044
Which meme?
>SAO loving casuals
>Shonen followers
>Moe blob lovers
>Normies REEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602051
You are the harbinger of your own misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602061
I want to fuck the smugness out of that elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602059
Combination of Moe blob lovers and Normies ree probably. But also the kind that binge watch every flavor of the month every month, but denies enjoying it once it starts getting too mainstream.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602061
But Anon I don't think your buyin' what Im sellin. I love both large mice and dormice, which is why I waifu'd both! I didn't mean to imply large mice were bad or anything, dormice are just the best wonderland girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602073
I suppose Monster Hunter is better for Onitengu than Mobage's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602042
>>18601861
>>18602051
>>18602074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU Remove mice / rats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601195
>”Stand back, my lord. Now.”
When Ochi-san gives her Lord an order, it means action is coming

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601888
Damn Sigmar and his damn hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601939
More modest bodies look better on small foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602107
I disagree, butt > no butt in every case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602107
If a girl has a flat chest, she must always be bottom heavy to compensate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602107
Nothing modest about that

[Iron Beast No.]

Hello people.
Burning edge part seven is good to go
https://pastebin.com/5xd3wgza LINE 872

I want to know what you guy's think about the story so far, as I think I'm about 2 thirds in. (Could be more or less, don't know yet)
Also Selene story or scalebound, take your pick on what I do next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602168
And here I was about to go running in the snowfall. Which I'm still totally doing. My vote is for Scalebound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602168
I choose scalebound
Selene is one of the good ones as far the lilim OC's are concerned, but I prefer dragons.
Do you consider the scalebounds to be the dragon equivalent of the lesser succubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18595626

[Anonymous No.]

>>18601847
Sidewinding seems more probable but she could slither backwards. It just wouldn't look as impressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602168
One thing I've noticed in your stories is that you have a thing for the monstergirl going into a sexual frenzy. Even poptart pharaoh went a bit loco after she came from the massage.

I can't with the way Nadia gets about fighting Kenneth, I want to see when she reaches her limit.

[Anonymous No.]

Bully Fairies are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine:
>A lonely single old tanuki playing classic video games from her childhood on TV.
>GAME CENTER CC

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602301
Does she want to look like a water balloon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602301
Who drew this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602301
>fairy bullying anon until he snaps and rapes her
>titania gets angry at him for bullying her and scolds him while she sits there with a shit eating grin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602141
Small and nice shape =/= no ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602352
>>18602361
I mean real bully fairies, the kind that could rape you instead.

None of that "I'm super weak but I'll be a smug shitter" shenanignery.

[Anonymous No.]

The brave knight desperately charges the Dragon one final time!
His most loyal steed is steadfast, galloping along the field with reckless abandon!
The knight tilts and couches lance!
The dragon transforms back into MG form and pouts as she flicks the lance away with a finger
“Baka Knight! I-It’s not like I like you or anything...”

[Anonymous No.]

We might actually by dying

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
We're all dying, just at different speeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
We all have to die at some point, anon. The problem is we won't come back as cute undead girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
Just think about cute girls. Love never dies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602705
Imagine being stalked by a Ghoul who keeps coming back no matter what you do because she loves you with all her heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602718
Eros bless her little dead heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
All things must come to an end, though I feel that this site is immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602081
THE SKAVEN ARE RELENTLESS!

[Anonymous No.]

Ass to mouth with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602757
Your crime is your existence!
The sentence is Sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602757
STD rats pls no

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602081
>>18602757
There are no such things as rats of unusual sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602168
I think it's great so far, I'm glad you didn't go with the typical evil rich family patriarch trope. Looking forward to part 8

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
I feel sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
You have been dying since your first breath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602322
I’d love to be her player two!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
Why do have to remind me anon?
Doctors have given me about a year to live since my cancers come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602925
>A lich with a death obsession
That'd be genuinely creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602757
I’d love to pay a mouse prostitute for her services by getting her fancy cheese!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602950
Liches can be really creepy if they want to. They just choose to not to be that.
A Lich whop committed mass murder just so she could resurrect them as undeads isn't too far fetched.

[Anonymous No.]

Leprechaun Monstergirl when?
Or is it like a special breed of trolls that only grow to be four feet tall and brew alcohol instead of cooking great food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602959
>A trashy Rat dresses up in her sluttiest for a compensated date with that loser kouhai of hers.
>She's wearing a bikini top more than a few sizes too small for her heaving tits, a miniskirt that barely contains her massive ass, string panties that don't even properly cover up her lewd holes and nothing else.
>In her mind, she's gonna get some easy money and an easy fuck she can hold over this kid's head forever.
>Instead when she gets to Anon's apartment he surprises her with a fancy dinner with some nice-ass cheese, a fun movie and generally romances the hell out of her.
>He doesn't even fuck her.
>By the time the date's over, she's wooed enough that when anon tries to pay, she slaps his wallet out of his hand, tackles him to the ground and rapes him right then and there.
And that's how anon got a girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603010
I Would not be able to survive the Overly-stereotypical Irish ascent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603019
>dating a slut
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603044
That's assuming that it's not just a smug Senpai who told anon the only way she'd go out with him is if he paid her.
And then she ended up falling in love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602827
If anything it looks like her mother and younger sister are going that way.
Maybe if Nadia gets a chance to explain that acting like that drove Selene to corrupt her, things would settle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603019
Perfect.
Im gonna take her to every single fondue place in the city!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603062
I know Beast has a corruption boner second to none in this thread, but I dont what him to solve the problem by having her family corrupted.
More then one way to skin a cat, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603084
Anon, you're gonna make the poor girl blush!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603088
I had a decent reply to you, but somewhere along I started thinking about shaving the privates of catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602219
>Selene is one of the good ones as far the lilim OC's are concerned
She's the warrior one, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603089
I’m gonna make her blush even harder by giving her quadruplets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603105
Satyros is the one who needs it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603116
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602295
>poptart pharaoh
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603124
Don't bully the goats, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603124
She more just needs some form of underwear

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603129
She has a goddamn thicket down there anon.
Good luck getting your dick through that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603126
Beast did a pharaoh roulette and she quickly developed a addiction to poptarts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603141
My dick is the dick that will pierce the goat fur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603126
God damn it now I'm hungry for those stupid things. Or at least some pastries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603121
But you both still haven't graduated!
You're just going to have to promise to marry her when you do!

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl / whatever do we need more art of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Chuuni ghosts, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Griffons and smoke hobos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
There's no such thing as having too much Automaton, Familiar, Golem, and Living Armor art provided there aren't repetitious profile clones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Kunoichi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603150
With all that flowy clothing they wear, I wonder how long it usually takes a kitsune to get fully dressed.
Especially when you factor in tail decor (ribbons etc.) and tail-accommodating clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603198
That still seems more like a job than anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Griffons, White Horn, Trumparts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603203
Doesnt mean we cant get more art of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
The elemental spirits, dark mage, griffon and lesser succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Wonderland Centaur or Nightmare's in their natural habitat Dream Beaches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603209
Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Kumiho

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603162
>spoiler
Why wouldn’t I? She’s the mother of my children and we have a lot more child making to do if we want that little league team!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602168
Love how Bellsworth is revealed to be a reasonable guy.
+1 Scalebound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603179
Would she fulfill my breast expansion fetish by making it seem like everyone I interact with’s breasts slowly grow bigger and bigger (while of course hers grow the biggest and put all the other girls to shame)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603228
>Trashy Punk Rat not so smug after getting addicted to her kouhai's cock.
>Trashy Punk Rat actually pretty goddamn cute after series of successful dates.
>Trashy Punk Rat currently addicted to giving Paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603237
Yes.
She can make entire worlds of huge breasted harlots for you to fuck as you please on a whim.
After all, she plays them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602168
So far, I like the fact that getting corrupted has grounded Nadia instead of her just becoming a whore for kenneth.
I also like that Nadia got a glaive as far too many people just make do with swords in stories.
I want to see scalebound, Elvira interests me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Griffon and elemental art would be cool. Maybe some lewd dragons as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
More Oomukade art, more cute Khepris, more porn of girls who lack it, more off profile designs and more Thunderbird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603244
OH
Holy shinobi, she just jettisoned into like top three area
Can she really do that? Is she into it? Could every day be a different sexy fetish storyline of world-altering levels?

[Anonymous No.]

If it snows agian im choking the ice queen
Fuck the snow

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603260
Well, it’s more or less confined to the two of you (since it’s a really elaborate illusion), but as far as you see things then yes, it is “world changing.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603260
Barbarian King with a harem of enslaved exotic beauties?
Nurse’s patient being doted on by several ultra busty nurses as they treat you for Overactive Cock Disorder?
Space adventure where you have fetishy alien babes as your whole crew/fuckbuddies?
She can do it all, and not only that, make them really interesting stories too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603260
Phantoms are the ultimate roleplay girl anon.
>Men even more deeply incorporated into their tales will act out their scenarios with them; sometimes they'll become a knight and princess whose love is forbidden, and sometimes, they'll become lovers who are being torn apart by a family feud. All according to the phantom's scenario, they'll end up being joined together and have sex by the tale’s end. When the program is finished, the man's body will already be engraved with the memories of sex with the phantom and pleasure. Even if it took place within a vision, the love fostered between the two of them will definitely feel real, and it will remain without disappearing. It would likely be impossible to avoid the fate of becoming a married couple.
Even if she's making you experience it in a dream it'll still feel like you actually had sex with her.
She probably was actually riding you during the dream.
Also they talk like Chuunis despite being Ojou-samas and that's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603270
>choking the ice queen
Hot!
Think she'd slowly start to ahegao as you strangled her or keep har calm until she came?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603273
>>18603277
>>18603278
Cute x1000
That settles it. Give me some good Phantom names. I’m daydreaming this fine specimen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603179
Imagine the wide variety of masks and fancy oufits these lovely ladies conjure up for themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603286
Dantalion.
Giovanna.
Italian or French sounding shit in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603288
>”Huu huu! Husband’s birthday celebration extravaganza preparations are nearly complete! None shall see a greater production in all the land!”

[Iron Beast No.]

So all you people want scalebond
I'll start work on the next chapter as soon as I can.
What do people prefer between scalebound and burning edge?

[Anonymous No.]

What do Phantoms think of “The Phantom of the Opera”?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603291
That first one is quite pretty. Thank you.
Are Phantoms high off in Undead society? Is it a mix between auters and starving artists?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603308
>Are Phantoms high off in Undead society?
The place of Phantoms in the Undead Kingdom hierarchy is currently unknown, but it's easy to assume that they're below Vampires.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603316
We know they're nobility at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603308
Even the “lower class” in Undead Kingdoms seem to have pretty nice digs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603300
I just really like dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603324
As it turns out, Undead Kingdoms have a pretty good system in place for making their civilians happy.
Not having to spend much on healthcare probably helps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603320
Now that I think about it, they're bound to be the species with a monopoly over Undead Kingdom theaters since performing arts run through their, eh, ectoplasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603334
If a high-ranking undead noble's court does not include a Phantom Playwright, something went wrong somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603308
Undead society appears to be a nicer version of the old days when nobles went to see plays regularly. I'd assume Phantoms have a high standing because of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603300
Burning edge is the best corruption story we got.
The only other ones that come to mind is Ilothe (not sure how I feel about that) and the mantis thing in moosesaga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603341
Undead Society would be like those days, only instead of ruthlessly crushing the lower classes under their boot, the nobility would be smug but caring.
Imagine a teenage Vampire noble getting really smug and proud because she took an entire orphanage of children to go see a play with a rather expensive admission fee.
It wasn't one of the sexy ones too, it was a cheesy love story about a Paladin and his forbidden love with a Dragon.
She didn't cry during the wedding scene, honest. Those kids are dirty liars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603173
Trolls!

[Anonymous No.]

>no yandere Red Phantom stalkeru
It's also tragic that these lovely ladies are so low on art they don't even have color alts or off-profile stuff.

[Iron Beast No.]

>>18603343
I'm pretty sure there are stories better than mine in the archives anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603353
>an entire orphanage of children
Wouldn't a bunch of kids get scared shitless entering an Undead Kingdom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603279
>cumming inside an ice queen as she's ahegaoing from choking
I shouldn't want this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603377
Anon, they live in the Undead Kingdom.
Besides, why would they be afraid? They've got such a cool Onee-san!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602061
>Immmortal Elf witch summons you across time and space to save her people by getting a bunch of them pregnant
>She's rooting for you from the start, but distances herself because she knows your time in the world will be much shorter than hers, and she's tired of getting close to people who grow old and die in what feels to her like the blink of an eye
>hfw you stop aging due to magical bullshit
>hfw she wakes up one morning after 1500 years of marriage to find you staring down at her smugly, like usual

Something something now who's the mayfly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603238
>Trashy Punk Rats soon gonna be the mother of at least thirty daughterus if she keeps it up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603365
You should hope she plays the "Romantic" Housewife" fantasy and not the "Trapped in a prison" one

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603422
>implying her "prison" wouldn't be stylish as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603419
If you whisper that into her ear she'll pass out from embarrassment and excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no phantom music/drama teacher to make your boring days in school that much more exciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603445
She’s gonna wake up to me softly cuddlefucking her as I blow my fifth load right into her babymaker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603432
You'll be seeing Warden's LaPhantene's office plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEibQCsf998
I never once thought that we'd have a Phantom discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603520
>tfw no southern belle phantom to sing ol’ dixie tunes with

[Anonymous No.]

>>18602695
Well yeah. Wait until August. Or until someone starts to give out english versions of side two.
We could always argue about futa or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603617
>tfw no southern belle Wisp who is a haughty ojou, but listens to CCR in her private chamber.
Phantoms are nice too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603432
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xmdjARY8rfw
But with a Phantom would be awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603254
Just how strong is a dragon compared to a human in that setting?
And when does a scalebound become a full dragon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603682

[Anonymous No.]

What are traits of the an MG's base species or myth you'd be glad she doesn't have? I'll start:
>Harpies not feeding their children prechewed food mouth to mouth
>MG based on animals that have a mating season not only being down for dick during that time (at least after marriage)
>Mantises not eating you under any conditions

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603456
She's probably gonna turn the tide on you and ride you senseless for loads six through 25.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603695
>yuri trash

[Anonymous No.]

https://monstergirlcollection.com

Good going you fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603695
GO BACK TO /u/ YOU FUCKING SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m just kidding, but we all know that one faggot will pop up to say how this anime is just as bad as and futa with shitting dick nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603682
Strength =/= skill
A dragon can that can break metal walls with her face could still lose in a strait sword fight.
People are so strung up on raw power, forgetting that without skill, Power means little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
Go away ELH.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
>ELH can dish it but he can't take it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603724
/u/ pls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
slowpoke.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
ELH is a nigger faggot and completely deserves the shit he got.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
It's not like people went there that much to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603756
No he didn't

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
old news

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603760
See >>18603731

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603695
Did you mean to qoute that?
I don't see how it relates to scalebound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
anubis.moe basically replaced it with near no effort anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603772
Which Anubisfag runs it anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

Oppai loli familiars are the cutest girls, tied right up their with vanilla familiars

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603803
Every Familiar is unique from one another, so a pailoli and bottom heavy Familiar duo isn't out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603723
What actually happened? I mean I know this place was utter shit before what with the massive flamewars over any single out of the box fetish and so on, but I've seen less of that as of late

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603803
>takes her a half hour to squish and squash her titanic titties into her leotard
>grunting and trying her hardest the whole time while you just watch
>”There! See? I did it all by myself onii-chan!”
>they already start slipping out the sides as she happily smiles up at you and the massive hardon tenting your pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603826
People were picking on Gazerfag
People assumed it was all ELH
It was mostly just confusing
A few hours later ELH made that post
Idk who cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603814
It's not out of the question, its mandated.

>>18603830
None cuter

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603834
There'd been some shit-stirring before that with an image spammer and someone flipping their shit at a joke.

It's been comfy since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603834
Don't forget that ELG ragebanned Gazerfag from their discord circlejerk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603848
ELH, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603814
Their witch summoner must get pretty jealous their familiar gets more attention than them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603830
I am having lewd thoughts about my Familiar imouto.
Very, very lewd thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

Preferred color and flavor of Slime?
Core or no core?
Queen divisions or natural daughterus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603862
They do, its even mentioned in the profile.

>>18603863
Go for it, its entirely natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603803
>misread this as oppai loli Familiars getting tied up with vanilla Familiars
I want to do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603869
But she’s just doodling with crayons and resting her chin in her enormous oppai, having innocent fun.
What i want to do to her is very rude for an onii-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>Challenge her
>Lead her to a bucket trap
>pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603865
Various purple colors and tastes like blackberry jelly.
She has a heart shaped core that betrays her true emotions.
Queen divisions, so she can fully create and staff a house

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603873
Two at your mercy would be good.

>>18603882
Do it, or just stare at her pert rear, that should calm you down.

>>18603884
It's her own fault for not expecting it.

[Anonymous No.]

A Dark Mage's spell goes awry and all the men in your area is temporarily turned into young 11 year old boys. How does your MG wife react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
Big fat cuddle cat is gonna have some fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
How about you fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
>"Alright then, guess we're doing /ss/ experiments now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
My waifu goes all in on the loving, kinky mommydom while I'm smaller and weaker than her for once. This would also be a great opportunity for my daughteru to get better at femdom too, even though I'd be like her older brother in such a state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603695
Tooru a cute. Elma's better though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
>”Sweetie, have you gotten older?!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18597856
>Sees humans as animals

What if hellhounds ran a human version of peta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603956
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
I have no MG wife, only a Familiar that I treat like a familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
Disgust and anger at the dark mage, I didn't marry a shotacon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
She's not into shotashit so she'd be incredibly upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
Snuggling until it wears off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603956
You do know what peta actually does, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604032
>Monstergirls euthanizing men who don't get married
Pretty fucking dark

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604032
>>18604053

I didn't mean it like that. I meant in the sense of being human enthusiasts. Trying to protest against human abuse and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604079
But PETA doesn't do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604085
no shit sherlock, I couldn't think of any other animal rights groups.

[Anonymous No.]

How robotic do you like your automata to sound?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
I'm fine with Bleeps and Boops as long as her love is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
HK levels at the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
Normal kuudere with flashes of emotion is just fine, none of that beep boop query shit that fags like to push here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604102
She's still technically a robot girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
Murakumos in blazblue

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604108
Fuck you. You can't tell me my Automaton can't use FM radio waves to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604115
more like active grandma

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603695
D FOR
R
A
G
O
N

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604108
Automanee knows that Jinko is there, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
Only in the blessed and holy binary-speech

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604088
ASPCA.
PETA steals and kills pets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603940
Listen to this man.
>Hard working
>Fondness for food
>Motivated and Driven
>Not ‘that’

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604128
Too bad she's a slut for V

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604137
Well then fine, A hellhound run ASPCA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603940
I want to get her hooked on my “homemade” cream bread.
The cream is actually cream with just a little bit of my semen mixed into it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
I’d like her to have the robotic processing in her mind but still able to converse like normal. Optimally, I’d like to be able to “view the terminal” as hear those internal processes when I want but not all the time. AM/FM, Bluetooth, Wi-Fi Direct, IR, and USB are okay add-ons too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604152
Oh great now I’m imaging those commercials where they have the dogs and cats in pens while “I’m The Arms Of Am Angel” is playing but instead it’s all human men sitting at bus stops and sleeping in alleyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604134
>automanee praising the Omnissiah for gifting her this wonderful otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604145
She also looks great in a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604152
Oh great now I’m imaging those commercials where they have the dogs and cats in pens while “In The Arms Of An Angel” is playing but instead it’s all human men sitting at bus stops and sleeping in alleyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
Screaming, yelling, shouting, and scrapcode
>>18604134
>>18604166
bitches

[Anonymous No.]

Why are Anubutts so abusive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604166
>Ahegos in binary

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
When she orgasms and reaches ahego levels of pleasure it’s nothing but static sounds and binary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604177
I'll say it again megablocks are better

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604188
The only thing they have going for them is different IPs.
Megablocks are complete fucking ass at the fundamental task of staying connected to each other.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give my maid a deep tongue kiss in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604166
I don't know if I'd have the heart to tell my Automaton that 40k is fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604200
But that’s so scandalous! A master and a maid can’t be seen giving in to their list in public!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604199
>Wanting to use pliers to pull them apart instead of them coming apart easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604213
I see "doesn't come off when looked at funny" as a plus. You're trying to make something, not return them to a dissociated pile of plastic.
But you are free to enjoy your second rate bricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604229
>you will never be kabedonned by a big Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604229
>Being so elitist about children's toys
Schedule dogs are dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
>Automata
>Not crafting your waifu from God's machinery
>The human body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604260
Fran is cute yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603229
>reasonable guy

I read that as "reasonably gay" and almost choked on a fucking graham cracker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604248
>you will never be kabedonned by a small Anubis with a lot of sass

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604093
text-to-speech because her voice drivers are broken!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604312
Would her sass evaporate when you whip out your dick and it slaps against her face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604174
>Condom abuse is daughter abuse commercials
>In the arms of an angel plays
>It's just slow-mo shots of guys putting on condoms and little girls fading from family portraits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604174
>tfw no gf green texts become their basis for ads

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604324
Take this shit meme back to /monster/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604312
That's how standing paizuri happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604206
What else is on their lewd list?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604308
Keep posting like that and it won’t be the only thing you’re choking on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604336
I bet they’re going to hold hands in the park and feed the ducks while holding hands too those voyeurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604332
That's what she wants anon, that's why she Kabedoned you!

[Anonymous No.]

Regional variants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604332
I want to write down the suggestion that the dog walks the human around on a leash.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear there is a wonderful game on Steam about raising monster daughterus called My Lovely Daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604433
Wonder what snow Pharaohs would be like. Her ancient kingdom must be buried in ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604443
The fact it's a Steam on top of your unwillingness to describe it more has me suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604332
>idea box is crammed full with suggestions for lewd uniforms anubis should wear and stress relief exercises she should do for her slave assistant, all written in the same familiar handwritting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604458
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604332
https://i.imgur.com/fJ10yNs.png
I wouldn't mind a shortstack anubis onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604458
>>18604460
>An alchemist attempts to revive his lost daughter through forbidden arts, and reassembling her lost soul will require the creation, nurture and ritual murder of a procession of adoring homunculi.
Meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604433
That was a fun convo, I'd love to see more regional monster girls.
Like a desert salamander for a start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604464
Shortstacks a best. Especially if she's a size queen that wants to get stretched and gaped by your massive meat pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604248
Just don't piss her off. You don't want her on top of you while under her curse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604483
>Shortstack Desert Fox absolutely DROOLING at your meat pole stuffed in your pants
>Like, actual droplets of salivation are dripping down onto her big puffy tits, lubricating her cleavage
>She blatantly stares at it as he trembles and talks while stifling moans
>"Uu-uhn! S-say anon- nngh! Wha- what do you want to- MMmn! Do for the next few hours~?"
>Place your head on top of her head, firmly and controlling, to let her know you're in charge
>She cums a little on the spot and looks up with trembling lips and heartpupils
>"O-O-Oh my!"

[Anonymous No.]

What would your waifu's reaction be to you having a wet dream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604500
>>Like, actual droplets of salivation are dripping down onto her big puffy tits, lubricating her cleavage
She can just lactate too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
She's the one who caused it in the first place. Why would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
>waifu wakes up instantly
>'I SMELL CUM'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604514
Oh, by the time you get her to the bathing chamber, she'll be slick with all sorts of her own juices. Just a trembling, wet slutty mess waiting for you to stretch like a balloon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603920
She'd try to make me look extremely cute and would be met with hardcore resistence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603729
>With my superior speed i am sure to win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
"Aww, did you have a nice dream about me?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604480
So chain mail, masks, and scimitars?
Could be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604480
Undead Kingdom Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
She'd eagerly alp up whatever mess I made, and then make plans to reenact whatever dream I had in real life! We might need to visit a Nightmare though, I'm awful at remembering my dreams and my waifu would want things to be perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
Probably a combination of teasing and hinting towards making me have another one while I'm awake instead all after she's lapped it up, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604545
Lap up, not alp up. Definitely no Alps here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
>"Fufufu, dreaming of me I hope~ Let me clean that up for you~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604562
Nice Freudian slip. Hope you don't trip anyone's gaydar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
TIME TO MAKE THEM REALITY

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
>"Have I been talking in my sleep again?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604576
I'm under 50% gay anon, I think I'll be just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
My balls would be too drained to have a wet dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604544
I read that as United Kingdom Automatons at first

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604582
>Pharaoh using the god voice in her sleep
oh no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604582
>Anon so tired he sleeps at his desk
>Wakes up with his face buried in her large chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604590
It happens, makes for interesting mornings.
>>18604594
Sounds like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604570
This would be my waifu as well, except she also caused it by stimulating me in my sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604583
>Be roughly 50% gay
>Someone tags you with a compass
>MG now refer to you only with gender neutral pronouns and confused looks
That'd be maddening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604506
I can see long tongued monstergirls slipping their tongues into their husbands pants and keep licking it till he cums at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn come home from work to your two gyaru high school girl wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604662
They look a bit too old to be in high school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604662
>tiny heads compared to the rest of the body
>terrible faces
God this sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a loli Shirohebi to stick her long skinny tongue all the way down my urethra and then deepthroat my cock all the way to the base!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604671
>The eternal 17 year old monstergirl
>Never ever ask for her actual age or bad things will happen to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604662
What about JC gyarus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604679
Bad or good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604675
Hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up in the middle of the night to your momster giving you a paizuri and blowjob combo
>she frantically tries to sell the idea that this is all a dream, and you're so sleepy you actually buy it
>in the morning you wonder if you're really subconsciously lusting after your momster so much that you're havin wet dreams about her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604714
How horrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>sizequeen shortstack slowly impales herself on your dick
>by the time she's finished, her stomach is bulging, she's breathing heavily, and she's already cum three times
>"S-see, stud? Told you I could t-take it all."
>"What? There's still a few inches left."
>"Eh?"
>you grab her hips and pull her down the last five inches, stabbing her poor little womb even harder than you already were
>she couldn't get off of you even if she wanted because of how tight she is clenched around your thick pipe

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604775
Raging mushrooms and shortstacks are a match made in heaven. Especially if the shortstack is a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604775
>Fantasizing yourself with a foot long dick
Just fuck a fairy if you want to feel big like that, aon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604683
>meme letters

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604825
Mamomobama reshapes stuff to match the partner's desires, so it's absolutely possible to marry a monster girl and realize that your dick is a little bit bigger every morning until one day you wake up and it's almost to your knees while flaccid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604775
I wish a monster would call me a stud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604177
She's gotta keep her pimp hand strong anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604855
https://exhentai.org/s/2345410190/782058-23

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously though, why is it so hard to find stories where the mermaid actually stays a mermaid during sex? It seems like 99% of hentai with mermaids has them growing human legs when they're ready to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Shortstack lamias curling up on you during research time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603865
Dark because I'm a sub boy and wish to be bullied

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604996
Interestingly enough, I prefer Dark Slimes because they were the easiest to bully at first. The cores are an obvious weak spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604714
You aren't fooling anyone humangirl.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604714
I like this concept a lot. Plus it works if it's your sister or daughter as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605038
With a body like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18604996
The aggressive demeanor, relative intelligence and magic potential is wonderful for a slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605024
I assume that involves swimming through the slime to get to it. Which I'm imagining isn't easy, and if you fail then you're basically just throwing yourself at them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605038
Stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605054
This faggot has been posting Raikou in /mgg/ for Chief God knows how long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605046
Wait, if guys can't beat the succ, and girls can't beat the dick, is it a win-win, lose-lose, or both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605095
>it can only be one person on an anonyomous image board!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605095
>for Chief God knows how long.
Can you not ever say something this autistic ever again please

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605125

[Anonymous No.]

Why are all MG video games so easy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605145
>Snake
But that's a doragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605145
>Huh? Footsteps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605145
You know, I'd enjoy a wurm that does a 'warrior logic' sort of thing that collects gems she digs up less because 'they're valuable' and more because 'people are willing to trade for them, I could care less.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605250
I hear she aims to trade for a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Did some more writing today. It always feels weird deciding to cut parts of a story you just can't get to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605252
how much for half of one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605257
That's what drafts are for, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>now that they can't get married, their romance will be even more tragic~!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh great, this guy again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605293
R and I anon, R and I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605301
But then you'll get banned for abusing the report function.

[Anonymous No.]

Lich-san Lich-san!
Can you fix my problem?
Comcast keeps breaking their fiber connections to our Data center

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605307
I’ve never been banned for that. Ever.
Just don’t go reporting everyone who says “I disagree” or called you a mean name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605060
I'm fascinated by Slime intelligence. Low class Slimes are described as being purely instinctual creatures similar to insects, but then you add a core and suddenly a Slime can take class levels. But no matter how smart a Slime is, she still fucks like an animal and feels double the satisfaction, because sex is also like a warm meal.
I'm just saying, I'd want a Slime type monstergirl for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605038
It would be funny to see some of the more desperate girls use magic to pretend they are monsters in order to lure a prey.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for skeleton champions, they've got weapons and a bone to pick with all the bullying they've been getting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605356
I agree anon, slimes are high tier girls. I know it'd be asking for a lot, but if I could I'd totally marry a queen neuronago with a core! Though that'd be stacking w mutation on top of a mutation, which would probably be asking for a little too much. But I just grab the core and rub it against my dick, and watch every one of my wife's bodies convulse in pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605412
>Just want to grab the core
I really need to proofread my posts better

[Anonymous No.]

>>18603295
>Huu huu!
I wonder how well big ghostly milktanks can jiggle.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to be careful around those Yakuzis anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605436
Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605436
Anon please, that one buff ryu doesn't even know what it means to be a yakuzi

[Anonymous No.]

>>18605412
Nueros are smart Slimes with a pretty nifty transformation power, so I wouldn't be surprised if they had cores already. It's going to take a metric boatload of DE to get one to Queen though, so just remember to get busy.
>grabbing the core
That's how you get a stunned Slime. You must gently touch the core with your fingertips, and guide and roll it in your palms first. Soften it up a little.

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>>18605436
What if I tell them that they'll never find a husband if they keep getting degenerate tattoos and piercings like those?

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>Umm... Why are you sitting here alone? Are you hurt some where? What can I do to help you?

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>>18605461
You'll end up in one of those MG Snuff rape films and end up married to some random MG you never met before.

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>>18605461
I think you underestimate how many guys are into that stuff.

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>>18605457
Godamnit anon the idea of just gently feeling up and slowly getting rougher and rougher with my wife's core is actually pretty hot. How do you think they'd react if you guided the core towards the surface of her body and gave it a quick kiss?

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>>18605436
looks like the middle one could use a hand

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>>18605475
I don't think their boss would approve of that sort of treatment. Besides, foxes are good girls at heart who wouldn't do such things.

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>>18605332
>Have you tried killing them and reviving them?

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>>18605475
Every time this is posted, I stew in anger over how awful that holster is.

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>>18605475
>monstergirls
>snuff
I don't think that's how it works

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>>18605381
Isn’t that how we get Dark Mages?

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>>18605510
She wears it because she thinks it looks cool. Monstergirls are form > function.

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>>18605484
As you bring the core closer to the surface, you'd feel her body tightening it's hold on the core until it's just barely against the surface. Your hands would be locked in place around the core by her flexing, and it feels similar to having your hands held firmly.
When you kiss the core, that's usually when she starts pooling all over you with a desperate look on her face.

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>>18605492
How so?

>>18605502
>insult Yakuzis
>don't expect consequences

At a minimum you'd end up in an involuntary porn flick for their enjoyment / profit.

>>18605512
They end in marriage as was said lumbahfoot.

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>>18605436
Is that one carrying a gun?

[Anonymous No.]

Theme music for fighting kunoichi?

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>>18605533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

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>>18605533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ7TmmyZnHI

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>>18605527
Yep, after that kiss I'd fuck that core till she was an incoherent bubbling pool of a mess. Would Make sure to give that core another kiss once it's all over and I pass out in my queen sized slime pool.

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>>18605436

The one on the left is marriage material. I want to cuddle up with her under a blanket on the couch and watch her favorite soap op. I bet she cries when a main couple breaks up for an episode.

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>Kikimora is out shopping for dinner for her master's birthday
>Shopkeepers love her
>She gets discounts everywhere
>Her jovial personality endears her to everyone
>A guy new to the neighborhood tries to flirt with her
>She expertly declines his advances while remaining friendly in an attempt to leave his pride intact
>He doesn't get the hint and continues hitting on her
>Her demeanor instantly changes to that of a belligerent drunk
>She uses ancient Slavic magic to produce a knife out of thin air
>She shouts obscenities and threats at him in Russian
>Satisfied with the verbal lashing she's given him, she returns to the friendly and amicable woman she was just moments before only to realize that the entire shopping district is staring at her in stunned silence

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>>18605533
Im so tempted to post naruto shit but there's a time and a place

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>>18605533
https://youtu.be/8icz7Uv87ww

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>>18605528
I'm not insulting them. I'm just saying that if no man will ever love them if they keep dressing like disease-ridden whores.

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>>18605548
One of the best parts about fuging/sleeping in a Slime is how clean you are afterwards. Give her plenty of kisses for working so hard, Nures especially.

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>>18605563
Meh, that show had its moments.
Its not the best but I can't say I hate it.

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>>18605576
>Anon was never heard from again...

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>>18605595
Hopefully because the one on the right decided to proactively date me.

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>>18605558
>Kiki's yelling off fuckbois in drunken slavic
>RemoveChad.mp4
>One kiki is singing pop polka while another wails an accordion in the background
>Song's about disregarding pick up artists and being faithful to master

Memes of the MG internet would be something else

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>>18605597
You'd most likely be sold to a rich overseas Unicorn who needs a husband.

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>>18605436
But they're really nice. They told me I'm handsome and they would pay me to be in a short little film they're making to promote business.

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>>18605588
So if naruto isn't your favourite, what is?
Just curious.

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>>18605616
Damn, I was really betting revenge sex retribution. Which is still probably more likely than that.

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>>18605576
>MGs
>caring about what humans think

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>>18605641
Their self-esteem probably would.

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>>18605641
Plenty care about what humans are thinking.

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Remember to keep your cats away from Raiju.

>>18605598
REMOVE SOHGOTHT remove sohgotht
you are the worst slime. you are the slime idiot you are the slime smell. return to antacrtica to our jinko meidos you may come our country you may live in the shed.....ahahaha nureo we will never forgive you. sohgotth rascal FUck but fuck slime stink antacrtica tekelili...shog genocide best day of my life.

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>The best thing about being me... There are so many "me"s!

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>>18605630
Samurai champloo, followed by cowboy bebop.

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>>18605639
I feel like trying to explain what Yakuzis do would be lost on you anon.

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>>18605670
It's more about their pride as a monstergirl than their criminal association.

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>>18605676
You insulted their pride, they ruined your life in turn.

They're Yakuzis anon, they have callboys at the ready whenever they want. Tossing you into a box and shipping you off to a Unicorn or recording you getting violated by many faceless MGs then selling the video for profit is far more likely.

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>>18605696
May as well just kill myself then.

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>>18605696
The Yakuzi joke stopped being funny the first time you said it, Matt.

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>>18605663
>Samurai champloo
Ronin lizardman and Vagrant salamander when?

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Centaurs are very cute!

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>>18605699
>Insult a monster thinking she will rape you
>She tells you to just fuck off
>On that day, a wisp got a husband

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>>18605717

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>>18605718
>On that day, a wisp got a husband
I'm okay with skipping this and going straight to non-existence, or whatever form of afterlife there is in monstergirl-land.

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>>18605717
>>18605727
Trash.

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I want to accidentally get in good with the mofu yakuza by thinking that they're just nice, if unconventional and unsocial girls and obliviously make conversation and help them out.
>Offering to carry bags (which may or may not contain body parts)
>Giving them spare coupons (which prompts conversation that gives them an excuse to stand on the sidewalk and scope a rival clan out)
>Letting them use my shower when they get caught in the rain (while trying to ditch the cops)
>Learning that it's one of their birthdays and giving her a gift (on the day of her ascension as the new boss)

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>>18605717
I want to badmouth them, but I can't. I keep thinking of that one lonely female.

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>this talk is Unicorns like some kind of punishment

Do you just hate happiness?

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>>18605732
Wisp life is pretty good honestly. Cozy bed with your wife while you float around Undead DRs and guide people to their waifus.

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>>18605745
White Horn is superior.

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>>18605759
She's used goods.

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>>18605718
More realistically:
>Trying hitting on a monstergirl
>Get nervous and accidentally insult her instead
>She tells you to fuck off
>Never try hitting on any girl ever again
>Die alone & unloved
>Probably get a Wisp waifu in the end

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>>18605775
Take your bad fetish somewhere else.

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>>18605775
Lies and slander.

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I'll get the best Wisp Waifu in the end, you nerds will see.

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You gonna get proselytized.

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>>18605794
That's a Fish waifu.
THIS is a Wisp waifu, and one in mint physical condition. You may not like it but that's what it looks like.

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>>18605799
>mint physical condition
Does that mean I can get a spearmint wisp? How about a cinnamon one?

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>>18605799
No no anon, she's definitely a wisp waifu.

...

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>>18605806
Definitely, and spearmint Wisp would be a very sweet deredere type who's a genius and wears glasses.
Cinnamon Wisp is a tsundere who is Nacho levels crazy trying to balance her tsun and yan.

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>>18605797
>Not having a holy war in your front yard
>Not seeing the sea bishops in a portable tank being carted around by other MGs while they try to convert you
>Not having Cupids and Houris along with Eros Paladins trying to sway you
>Not having Sabbath members trying their hardest to compete with the large boobed MGs
>Not having the Shirohebis from the shrine in town trying to get you to side with the Ryu there

Seriously, someone needs to write this shit where MGs go full religious war over a single man. Tearing up the whole block with spells flying everywhere and paladins of respective faiths clashing swords.

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>>18605820
>Chaos faction peaceful because nobody else is

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>>18605696
>>18605436
Kowai ja nai! Kawaii desu!

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>>18605827
>Chaos wins the Anonbowl by doing nothing

I hope they're the Mihoshi faction of the love struggle.

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>>18605875
I'd rather go for the Eros faction, myself.

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>>18605735
I want to fluster their Tanooki accountant by offering her coupons and giving her the lucky penny I found on the ground!

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I love my waifu!

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>Hawking is dead
Hakutakus must be sad that a guy of his caliubur is now gone

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Imagine an automation helping those who are unable to speak or are wheelchair bound. Good night Stephen Hawking. We’ll see you on the other side of the wormhole.

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>>18605907
Hell I'm sad too
At least he didn't end up a meme scientist like Nye and tyson

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>>18605913
He was getting there.

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>>18605913
I hope Alton Brown doesn’t do anything stupid for his reboot. He’s the last scientific role model I have left from my childhood.

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>>18605910
Or gremlins that turn said wheel chair nto that weird pod thing Professor X rides in some Verions
>>18605915
All the better to punch out early

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>>18605913
I'm so out of touch with the internet I don't know those two.

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>>18605946
I can get not putting tysons name to a face, but what fucking planet have you been living on that you don't know who bill nye is?

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>>18605946
Bill Nye “the Science Guy” had a kids tv show produced by Disney teaching basic science concepts. He got famous and stupid and started rejecting science and even editing his old program to remove the part that said X and Y chromosomes determine gender. Niel DeGrasse Tyson was always the token black science guy. He got famous and stupid and started correcting random statements or musing on his own wisdom online.

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>>18605923
>Scientific role model
Y-you mean chef?

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>>18605923
What about Mythbusters? Back on topic, what would the MG version of that have been like? Excited Gremlin in thick glasses and a kuu CC Hakutaku blowing things up and experimenting with potions and such?

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>>18605984
Buster is an indestructible Automaton

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>>18605984
>Hakutaku
>That 'stache
We need a SCIENCE goat. Get on it, KC.

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>>18605931
>Anon had to have both of his legs from the kneecaps down when the portals opened and he was trapped under accidental rubble.
>The high-ranking Shortstack Gremlin who was in charge of that particular portal felt so terrible that she went to visit him and upgrade his wheelchair into a magitek hoverchair with all sorts of awesome gadgets built in.
>She also explains the cavity where the legs would go as "storage for lewd things" while blushing and bashfully swaying while giving Anon a seductive side eye.
>And then she blushes harder when she spells out for anon it's for her to crouch in and suck his dick, give him Paizuri or just let him ravage her ass.

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>>18605957
Not him but Bill nye didn't show on british TV when I was a kid, or at least none of the channels I had access to.

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>>18605993
Grant was my favorite. What would his equivalent be?

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>>18605984
>"Hello Demon Realm, it's time for another episode of our informational series on Magic, Tech, Magitek and all it's applications!"
>"Today we're testing if mixing raging mushrooms with a paralysis spell will result in the target's consciousness returning but retaining the sexual power of the mushroom! Lich-chan~ If you would cast the spell on our dear drugged up Anon-chan~?"
>Hnnnn, what? Where am I? Why are my hips moving like that? Why is my dick so hard!?
>"Oh well~ Turns out anon's still not in control of his body even if he's got his thoughts back. Consider this myth busted! Tune in next time for the effects of Hathor Milk mixed with Dark Matter, mama's gotta bring her cute little test subject down~!"
>Wait, not you two again! Help!

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>>18606026
>Liking the B-team
Anon...

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>>18606034
Yes...

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>>18605820

>Small podunk town MG land
>Not miles of farmland but every kid goes to the same school and at least a quarter of them have rode a tractor type
>You know the kind
>One Cul-de-sac with a vacant house has a couple cliques of kids living around it, separated by their own little ideals of what makes kids cool nowadays
>They're somewhat at odds with each other but since everyone's parents knows everyone else's, they don't tend start shit that'd get them in trouble
>Except for that trailer park hellhound/aphophis combo who vandalize mailboxes and the wall behind the 7/11

>The house vacancy is suddenly filled by a new family
>Hallelujah they brought a boy
>Everyone gets the idea at roughly the same time, "He should be our 'friend' and not in one of the other girls' groups"
>Valkyrie, cupid, and centaur are second on the scene behind dark priest and baphomet and dhampire
>Click their tongues at the thought of not being the first to greet him because of course THOSE sluts would be trying to jump him
>Boy gets pulled back and forth between the two for the first half of his first day in town before two more groups show up
>A High orc and her underlings as well as a Salamander/lizardman/minotaur group
>Cupid realizes they've just been calling him some variation of buddy, boy, or pal all day and asks him his name
>"Jerusalem. I know it's weird but my mom's pretty religiou- OW! Why did you grab me..so...hard....?"
>Valkyrie and the Baphomet are each holding on to one of his arms and staring each other down
>Baphomet is shaking and red all over, while the Valkyrie slowly starts hyperventilating

>"H-hey are you going to be alri-"
>He doesn't get to finish the sentence
>"Deus vult illud! Ego autem vindicare regnum sancti viri! Semine nasciturum infantes sunt Ecclesiae! Vade Satana cornibus asperata meretrix: Egredere! Saracenorum sordes!" Valkyrie shouts as her grip on the young lad tightens
>Baphomet just starts REEEEEEEE-ing while the dark priest brings her hands up to conjure a ball of magical purple flames
>Cupid tries to step in to calm things down, but one of the orcs sucker punches the salamander and then all hell breaks loose
>Parents from across the town wonder why they're kids are all suddenly running off to play "King of the hill" over the course of the next hour
>The sound of police sirens going the same direction their kids went eventually clues them in

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>>18606026
A Crow Tengu with an affinity for robots. She would probably get really mad when she shows up to work to find the Gremlin having modded her robots into a bunch of sex-toys.

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>>18606034
Hey, SOMEONE has to root for the little guy! And though his role may have been small his enthusiasm was huge!

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>>18605971
>He got famous and stupid and started rejecting science and even editing his old program to remove the part that said X and Y chromosomes determine gender.
That never happened though, because Bill never said that, it was another person on the show, and the topic of that particular episode wasn't on gender, it was on probability, where two genders was used as an example of probability, they're not gonna overcomplicate an episode on probability by delving into gender theory and talking in depth about gender studies. They're especially not going to talk about that kind of stuff because it's an educational children's show from the 90s, back when there was a whole big panic about gay people being evil and un-christian, talking about gay people was a super sensitive topic in the west during the 90s, can you imagine how well it'd go over to talk about that kinda stuff on a kids show in the 90s? They'd likely get pulled from the air.

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>unbanned
Dolls are so great.

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>>18606045
And he was a bro too.
>'Have you ever thought about making a female robot companion'
>"no"
>Polygraph scratches

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606056
I like this one. I would make her feel like a real woman.

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>>18606056
Oh shit really? Nice. I still my my D/D/Darling and her friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Face sitting is the best form of physical affection

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>>18606069
Do you have a license for that permit?

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>>18606072
Allow me a laugh before you catch that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606036
Can't they find other boys to play with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606056
When? Current banlist I see still has her banned in Advanced.

Not that she would really be viable in Master Rule 4 so keeping her banned is pointless IMO

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>>18606078
>Everyone goes to the same school

Chances are all the other boys are already taken. Besides, how often do you get the chance to lay claim to "Jerusalem"?

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>>18606081
I fucking hate MR4. I get shilling the latest product, but why screw over the past 4 years of gaming to do so?

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>>18606069
God, do I want to feel the weight of my demonfu's soft blue ass on my face, occasionally grinding to get to a more comfortable position while she plays Monster Hunter, Dark Souls or some other frustrating game. That'd be heaven.
Though a taste of Hell wouldn't be bad.

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>>18606036
>Valkyrie
And a Lorem Ipsum to you too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606081
She just got put to 1 in the OCG effective April.

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>>18606093
>Wolfu sitting on your face while she plays tough vidya
>Her tail wags and teases your dick as she gets close to beating a boss

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>>18606091
What, you don't like every big deck just being a 40 card engine to shit out 90% of the extra deck on turn one and be completely unstoppable unless you bought your $300 worth of hand traps?

[Anonymous No.]

>Man signs business partnership with another company, not knowing that its a demon contract and he's now married to his fellow boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606097
Proving my point. Nips realized she'll have zero impact on the game, so Komoney's giving us back a broken girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606069
It really is. And supposedly monster bodies allow for things like just smothering you for hours without needing to worry about messy stuff like actual suffocation.

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>>18606098
I mean the best variant of that would be if she positioned you so that your back is against the side of the couch and your dick is near her face so she can get a boost of your cum when she starts feeling sluggish.
>"C'mooon! C'mooon! AGH FUCK THIS SHIT AND HIS DOGS. ...Anon?"
>Mmf?
>"Capra Demon's a shit, I'm about to burn stress by facefucking you so take a deep breath and get ready."
>Haaaah! ...Wait wh-
>"TAKE IT BITCH! EAT THIS FUCKIN' PUSSY! YEAAAH, YOU LOVE IT!"

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>take care in a Ochimusha in your small apartment
>she declares her job will be to guard your apartment
>go off to work
>she basically sits there watching TV lying on the couch eating potato chips
>plays video games
>rolls around doing nothing
>come back home
>she immediately is at the door, kneeling, expecting head-pats for a good job she did guarding your home

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606134
If she doesn't think I'll notice that chub she's growing, she got another thing coming. That thing being my dick, of course.

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>>18606134
Well? No one broke in, did they? Headpat her, you little shit. I'd have to overwork mine a bit and add Cook and housekeeper onto her titles in addition to Imperial Guard. The rewards from her liege would be worth it.

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>>18606134
>"I kept your home safe from thieves and scoundrels all day! Praise me Goshujin-sama!"
>You reach out and pat her on the head as she smiles smugly.
>Then you inform her it's time for her "other duties"
>"Wait wh-MMF!"
>And then you spend the next hour violating your Chubby Ochimusha NEET's mouth like you're trying to impregnate it.
>The next day instead of waiting for headpats, she's there in bondage gear with heartpupils ready for her master to facefuck her again.

[Anonymous No.]

Surely you root for your waifu when she goes out to kick the shit out of any monsters threatening Earth, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Extreme sports coverage by a flying squirrel breed of rata?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606102
I Liked being able to fill my board with every extra deck summoning method while living out my chunni fantasies. https://youtube.com/watch?list=PLp7bqhkkGYo1e3hVIco-eJLc5yDQjHAy3&v=tZ7DVQaBSVM

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606166
But my waifu IS the monster threatening Earth. Also, she can beat up you're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606134
>>18606145
Like it says in Seven Samurai: The hard times have only just begun.
>>18606166
I've had a few Godzilla dreams. But then last night I dreamed about this huge tank-like thing that looked like something Jack Kirby might've drawn that was slowly but surely going through my town and wrecking it.
I seem to have a lot of dreams about that type of thing. Whaddya think it means?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606182
But why would she threaten Earth? You live here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606182
Lies and slander. She's the best around, nothing's gonna ever keep her down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606169
What like paragliding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606194
Villainous waifus excited for the Cobra Kai movie coming out?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606199
He's probably thinking more of an 'eye in the sky' reporter, gliding around overhead and doing commentary on the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606230
If I'm gonna fug some bugs, it's gonna be regura bugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18606166
I'd prefer it if she didn't care about what happened to the Earth and only did anything if it looked like I was going to be inconvenienced or put in danger.
>"A monster? Downtown? Who cares? ...Wait, downtown? Bennigan's is downtown! Bennigan's is Anon's favorite! I'll be right there!"