Monster Girl Thread

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Deploying Tengu Seduction tactic 57!

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

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deus vult

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BULLY

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>>18576548
I want to go powered paragliding with her.

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Are those panties hooked/clasped? I'd imagine it would be very cumbersome to take them off and on the traditional way.

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Shoggoth, she keeps appearing in my dreams and speaks to me in an ancient language that I don't understand
But I think she is telling me that I am going to die.

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BIG
FAT
BLOODSUCKERS!

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>>18576626

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>>18576619
She's telling you to pay your fucking child support you deadbeat.

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>>18576626
Goes straight to her fat tats

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>>18576601
She jumps into them.

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>>18576638
I feel like something lewd is going on here.

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>>18576673
That's either some incredible dexterity or incredibly elastic underwear.

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>>18576601
Demon Realm ingenuity.

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Hot chocolate made with love

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>everyone is rolling the new gacha!

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>>18576638
Convince me that that isn't a girl on the bottom.

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>>18576700
It's the exact same kid he drew getting a boner from having a Vampire suck his blood.

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>>18576698
Remember, if you're travelling through space and you plan on visiting the Tanuki Home planet of 'Ka'ching!', be sure to brush up on the Tanuki Rules of Acquisition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

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>>18576709
>handholding while bloodsucking
What a degenerate vampire. That being said, I want to be that shota.

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>>18576619
>Shoggoth speaks to you in some inhuman language that you can't understand, the sound of which causes you to experience severe headaches and nosebleeds
>She looks shocked and apologetic when she notices this and slowly reaches out towards your face
>The slow, gentle movements ended up being a feint as she suddenly lunges forward and grips your head
>You feel something flowing into your nose and ears, but the sensation stops before panic can fully set in
>She retracts her hands and offers a curtsey
>"My most sincere apologies for the pain I've caused you, as well as the impropriety I displayed by taking matters into my own hands to assuage that pain, Master."
>You subconsciously understand that she's still speaking that weird language, but it actually feels pleasant and relaxing to hear now

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>>18576698
I want to marry a Echidna and complete all the daugheru collection!

ALL OF THEM! EACH SINGLE KIND AND RARITY

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>>18576735
Why are ancient eldritch abominations the best wives?

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>>18576755
You ever wanna just doom the earth by copulating enough times with a deranged boss monster with a powerfully diverse womb?

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>>18576800
Yes? not like the daugherus wont settle down with future heroes

plus,not like only a single echidna exists

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>>18576772
Because they're closer to the collective unconscious, so they can truly understand the concept of "wife."

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>>18576755
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Daughteru to understand
The power that's inside
Dautheru, (gotta catch them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Daughteru, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Daughteru, (gotta catch them all) a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
(Dauhteru) Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream
Daughteru! (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Daughteru!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Daughteru! (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Daughteru!
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Gotta catch 'em all
Daughteru! (Gotta catch 'em all)
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Daughteru!
Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Daughteru! (Gotta catch 'em all)
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
DAUGHTERU!
Gotta catch'em all!!
Gotta catch'em all!!
DAUGHTERU!!!

(You caused this)

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>>18576823
So MG universe becomes moemon?

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>>18576832
Catch them with your balls!

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>>18576820
I wonder if they'd be thrown off if you called them a cute nickname.

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Undead kingdoms have a lot of beautiful things to see
>classy architecture
>gardens full of nocturnal flowers
>a loliwight wearing nothing but thighhighs and heels getting on all fours for you

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>>18576839
Probably. Have you read that one manga/doujin where someone calls one Onee-chan?

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>>18576845
>a loliwight wearing nothing but thighhighs and heels getting on all fours for you
Anon please, I don't need a boner right now.

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>>18576823
You huge faggot

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>>18576832
>>18576837
The stronger the girl the stronger your balls need to be, this weirdly fits.

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>>18576845
Dont forget the daily undead parties! and usual huge castles full of vampire hunters and dhampirs

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>>18576849
No, actually. I never bothered reading that one.

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>>18576860
So lilims are legendaries?

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>>18576849
thats been on my backlog for a long while,

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>>18576866
>>18576881
I took another look at the first chapter. He calls her an angel first.

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Nergigante Literally EATS other dragons as its main source of food.

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>>18576772
They aren't they just change your mind so you think that.

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fukin wet

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Call Shoggoths silly meidos.

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>>18576904
That has potentially lewd and shitstorm enduing implications.

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>>18576905
like hypnotoads?

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>>18576904
If you don't help her break her spikes she will yell in your face and powerbomb you.

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>>18576904
Gotta be a strong hunter and threaten her if she starts eyeing up your dragon wife's mana.

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>>18576860
>The stronger the girl the stronger your balls need to be
Reminds me of a certain someone.

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>>18576929
Nergigante-chan helping you rape other Dragons

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>>18576951
Perfect.

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https://i.4cdn.org/d/1520568504294.png
Someone got their robot yeti request filled. Nice abs.

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>>18576926
>Hrrmm... what is mastah playing at, calling me something so rude? Doesn't he know that's cultural appropriation?

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>>18576966
What if she wasn't a robot though that would be really cool

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>>18576858
>I don't need a boner right now.
I guess you'd better not think more about it then, or about how she on the other hand would definitely need your boner.

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>>18576951
Teaming isnt fair!

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>>18576983
Shoggy needs to stop being so silly.

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>>18576950
>>>/vp/

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>>18576993
Hunts aren't about being fair.

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>>18577000
[Hrrrmm Intensifies]
>"Mastah, I am working very hard for you Mastah! Please do not say such things, Mastah!"

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>>18576896
>Your onee-chan will never go yan over mosquitos

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>>18576849
I'm interested, but I don't know what you're talking about. Can I get a name?

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>>18577029
>Your protective Onee-chan from beyond the stars will never eradicate all mosquitos and rewrite entire ecosystems overnight because she doesn't want any of those ffFFFIIILTHY WHORESSSS touching you

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>>18577019
But if my Shoggoth called me silly all the time, what's the problem with doing the same to her? Do I have to call her my cute, silly meido so I don't offend her?

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>>18577043
Is this when the yan creates a pocket dimension where she can keep you safe from the world?

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>>18577049
No
Not yet
Not


Not yet~

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>>18577046
Shoggoths are very cute and fickle creatures who don't understand parity quite the same as us. You calling her silly meido is different than her calling you silly mastah! Its... Its just different! It makes her blush!

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>>18577053
But I like this world. She wouldn't want to make her little brother sad, right?

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>>18577053

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>>18576983
>the demon of chaos word for shoggoth is a vague approximation of "siluyi'muah'aidoh"
>first time anon calls his shog a "silly meido" her smug smile cracks

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Oh damnit, I said I'd do some greentexting tonight. Ah fuck it. Give me a girl and a scenario and I'll try to have something tomorrow.

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>>18577067
What if I like seeing my maid blush?

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>>18577085
Minotaur personal trainer helping anon get strong.
Spiking his drink with her milk may be involved.

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>>18576533
I thought for sure you were going to make a bloodlines reference.
Now I want to see a old CC vampire giving one of the younger ones a wedgie as punishment for her transgressions.

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>>18577084
Shog won't get too mad, right?

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>>18577084
Gaijin Anon lost in Zipangu.

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>>18577076
>Get worried your Outsider Onee-chan is going to put you away in a pocket dimension
>She notices your sadness and laments, resolving not to do that to you without your permission and instead planting a seed of her tears in the backyard
>It grows overnight into a huge beautiful obsidian tree with a non-euclidean treehouse in it's branches, where you can go to step outside of time and play without worrying about silly limits like spatial dimensions or pesky physics
>She hugs you and promises to be a better Onee-chan for you from now n
>>18577084
See? Know your wording, silly mastah!
>>18577086
Then you'll just make her blush more until the house starts rattling and the cccracks in the fabric of reality start widening as the sounds of rapture rip out from the nonether an-
...Then, she'll blush more!

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>>18577110
Man, Eldritch sister are the best.

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>>18577121
Objectively false
>>18577110
The unknown is scary

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>>18577110
That sounds really dangerous. I guess I'd think twice before bothering my eldritch maid after an event like that.

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>these threads slow down on friday nights

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>>18576966
Robot girls are the best.

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I pray to the might of the demon lord so that I may find the strength to update the fiction.live story i havent touched in about three months

Ever wonder if Dark Priests take the punishing/absolution of sin into their own hands?

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>>18577110
>she basically makes a treehouse TARDIS
I can dig it. How do I get the time travel shenanigans to ensue?

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>>18577146
Tell your sister about how you wish to see various points in history with your own eyes.

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>>18577134
>"Ah, good mastah, good mastah~ His meido so happy he's learned to be good, silly mastah~"
>She pats your head with a tentacle while automatically reclining your chair into a comfortable position and leaning down to kiss your cheek
>"Such a sweet, silly mastah~"
You made the right choice, anon.
>>18577121
They really are. Especially when despite her being a being out of time and space, so unknowable and unfathomable, she still has her cute tight booty tucked into a pair of babydoll short shorts as she leans over the counter. There's just something about the juxtaposition.
>>18577146
Just invite her to go up with you and take you. She wont let her otouto time travel unchaperoned, but she's willing to hold your hand as she takes you along.

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>>18576950
I'll take the smug purple monkey please.

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>>18576709
Girly dudes must be the hip thing now in Shintoville.

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>>18576950
>The stronger the girl the stronger your balls need to be
>Spacejin?

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>>18577161
>You made the right choice
But at what cost? Now I'd never get to see my cute maid all flustered.

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>>18577179
Didn't me to quote the spacejin part.

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>>18577192
Maybe you didn't make the right choice then, anon. Maybe choice is an illusion. Maybe you can make the choice again. Maybe.
Your choice!

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>>18577207
Maybe I'd try calling her adorable instead.

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>>18577207
>Hey Shoggy, what are you up to today?
>Fufu.. this world... is an illusion, mastah fufu~
Sounds great Shoggy.

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>>18577229
Sillyslime really knows how to hold a conversation.

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>>18577229
>"Aww. Cute meido."
>Pat her head as she smiles her cute wavy smile and fufu's

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>>18577085
A thick Golem/Automaton and her shota.

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>>18577085
Ice Queen's daughter too gentle and caring to take the throne, doesn't understand why her mom is disappointed

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>>18577248
Automatons/Golems being intrusted with keeping a young boy safe.

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>>18577279
Automatons/Golems being entrusted with keeping an old man safe.

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>>18577248
That is a sexy Golem.
I wish to procreate with this one and take advantage of her soft exterior design.

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>>18577295
S2 never

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>>18577298
At least there was this.

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>>18577295
Angels are cute cute cute

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>>18576698
I firmly believe that the cutest phrase any girl can say is “Yataa!”

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>>18577337
How much areolae is too much areolae?

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>>18577360
Not that, I can say that much.

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>>18577360
This is the right amount.

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>>18577179
yep

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>>18577248
That Golem is made for combat!

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>>18577337
Two big scoops of heaving fox boob.

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>>18577404
Punches are her forte.

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>>18577411
And that chest padding helps absorb the impact of blows to her chassis.

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>>18577411
Does she monotone say "Pawwnchu. Paaawnchu." while punching?

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>>18577422
She's a Golem.

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>>18577457
Aren't Golems just old-fashioned Automatons?

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>>18577471
They're clay dolls immersed in Demonic Energy.

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>>18577279
lets stop for a snack.

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Ran has really soft Ears, dude!

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>>18577621
>That Jinko
Is it time for round 2?

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I want to surprise my loli Kiki maid while she's cleaning by lifting her arms up and licking her armpits!

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>>18577621
That’s strange. I thought it was Ushis that usually hide in the bushes.

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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>18577668
Ran is Mormon!

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>>18577686
All monster girls will use the bushes when they're stalking a boy they like.

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>>18577670
She's going to pat him now.

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>>18577698
Don't bully Ran, dude! Why would you say that!

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>>18577621
Nice.

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>>18577668
Ran IS soft. Incarnate.

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>>18577668
Fox Milf full of Fox Milk.

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>>18577703
Because she's wearing her Mormon pajamas under her clothes like a faithful believer.

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>>18577730
Ran's religion is Chen, dude!

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>>18577621
>Jiiii

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>>18577701
But his happy laughter might cause her parental instincts to kick in!

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>>18577736
Okay but she would make a good Mormon too.

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>>18577723
What does Ran's bountiful mountain syrup taste like?

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>>18577285
Not him, and not a greentext, but this idea inspired me to write something. Enjoy!

https://pastebin.com/ZVR1TsrL

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>>18577788
Joy and the love of a mother.

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>>18577796
This is really cute.
Hopefully his Automatons use DE to return his youth to him.

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>>18577788
like sauerkraut

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>>18577796
That was pleasant. Thanks Frosty.

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>>18577668
I want to creampie this fox's big fat sweaty tits!

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I want to undermine the head maid by interrupting her while she's punishing one of the maids for forgetting her butt plug by informing the younger girl that the head maid forgets hers from time to time as well.
This, of course, just causes her to be even more heavy handed with the younger maids in order to maintain her image.

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>>18577910
No no no, anon. All maid must be properly reprimanded for forgetting to wear their proper uniforms, the head maid included. March her out in front of the other maids, bend her over, and give that naughty asshole of hers a proper punishing. And after you've made sure to properly fill her up, personally put her uniform back in order to cork her up.

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DO NOT bully the head maids! They work so hard and do not deserve such harsh treatment, especially in front of their subordinates!

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>>18577973
Bottom bitch is still a bitch. Gotta make sure she remembers who really runs things by making an example once in a while.

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>>18577973
She just needs to let loose a little! Head maid kikis are so high strung. She should take a vacation, I'm sure the shog sub-maid(s) can handle things for a couple days without her.

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>>18577973
>Not bullying the head maid by having a Remote control vibrator in her at all times, forcing her to keep her composure, and then dicking her when she winds up begging you at the end of the day.

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>>18577796
I do wonder how automatons deal with the death of their companion.
If they have perfect memory, they could enter an inert state and put their happiest moments together on repeat until their power runs out.
That might be too robotic, however.

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>>18578035
An old, inert automaton sitting at their master's grave. Completely motionless except to shield the ground from the rain, making sure their master does not rest beneath mud.

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>>18578035
>Implying I haven't worked with her to build a heart drive to upload myself into & be with her forever
Do you even love your robot, anon?

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>>18578049
>Scruffy lich groundskeeper gains ownership of the graveyard through a less than legal deal
>”Heya toots. I couldn’t help but notice you sitting here for the past six months. Anything I can do to help you get him back? Not that I don’t like the company, but I can’t have anything living in here once I begin my business.

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>>18578072
Do automatons qualify as 'alive'? Conscious, sure.

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>>18577621
Young master must be properly given his nutrition lest he suffer stunted growth!

>>18577701
>Jinko looks smug while the young master smiles up at her without a trace of irritation.

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>>18578122
>”aw heck if I know. That’s a philosophical question. I deal with the practical problems. All I know is that if something’s alive it won’t work, so better safe than sorry.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.


Instead, remember that the best thing in life is to see the simple things in life, like a little kiki sweeping or a jinko resting in a tree branch at noon.
Large mice going about their days in the sewer cities and giant ants digging during their shift.

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>>18577621
>tfw It's Summer never

Why are we still here?

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>>18578169
Summer is spring with more bees.

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>>18578169
Summer should be a beach scene with all the seaside monster girls and the Ushi peering out from behind an umbrella or from inside a cabana.

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>>18578122
What are you supposed to answer if your Automation herself asks this question?

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Choose wisely.

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>>18578234
Nah

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>>18578234
163cm.

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>>18578234
All, and they are getting mating pressed til pregnant.

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>>18578234
154 or 163 are basically the only possible correct options. I'm going 154.

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>>18578234
163 looks best to me.

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>>18578234
163, though I wouldn't mind headpatting 139

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>>18578234
142 has seen more dicks than a semen bank.

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>>18577796
Short and sweet. Thanks for the story.

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I want to live near a fox shrine and be the onii-chan for the younger girls who are still more than double my age despite their appearances.

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>>18578327
Would be cute, although one would expect that anons bed in the servant's quarters would be filled with curious/lonely kitsunes soon

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What if you throw oil instead of water on a hinezumi?

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>>18578234
None. I don’t like lolis.
I’ll take the CC aunt though.

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>>18578465
They gain strength.

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New Commission! Wasn't originally gonna share this one because the anatomy on Nellu's chest is a little wonk but I think their expressions are just fuckin adorable.

https://imgur.com/ono2u25.png

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>>18578509
Left tit definitely needed a second pass, but overall cute.

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>>18578399
With your not!loli imouto showing your loli imouto the ropes. Problem is, after you train them like that you can't just give them to another man; your number of wives would grow quickly. The Sabbath would be proud.

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Okay guys; it’s time to answer the most decisive question. A question that men have struggled with since the dawn of time itself:
Tits or ass?

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>>18578567
Tits, but each needs the other and a pair of hips to actually work well.

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>>18578567
Why not both?

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>>18578567
A nice belly you can grope and molest!

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>>18578567
Yes

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>>18578567
Ass for me.

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>>18578575
So this is what they mean when they say the weight went to all the right places.

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>>18578626
I really wish I knew who the artist for this cow is, though. She's too cute to just settle for the three or so images I have for her.

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>>18578639
>I really wish I knew who the artist for this cow is, though.
Ten seconds of reverse image searching got me a name. I take it what you actually mean to say is that you can't find a Pixiv or Twitter for him?

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>>18578648
>SD
>Breasts still comparable to her head in size
Glorious.

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>>18578575
>>18578639
>>18578674
Strawberry milk?

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>>18578567
I love both, but ass wins out slightly.
It's funny because I don't care for anal one bit.

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>>18578677
I really want to take a bottle of chocolate syrup to bed with a holst or taku and get to work making my own hot chocolate.

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>>18578567
Fat spider ass.

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>>18578567
Legs.

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>>18578716
Darling, go home.

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>>18578677
>finally married to your holst girlfriend, now wife
>that good ol'mamono mana is kicking into overdrive, neither of you are entirely sure how it's going to affect the both of you
>that first time she relieved the pressure in her chest and the milk came out strawberry flavored, she blushed the whole day
>simultaneously realized she now blushes pink instead of red

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>>18578567
Thighs and hips.

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Weird headcanon theory time
Is the information a hakutaku get's is from this grand pool of knolwedge?
Like some alt-dimension archive of all this worlds Info that expands when new things are created?

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>>18579155
I a thought once that a Hakutaku had a boost of energy and was became something like the corrupted fact sphere from portal 2

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Another year, another lack of activity. Still, unlike 2016, I've managed to put together some low quality cute for the self celebration.

https://pastebin.com/jJQYaAmH

Special thanks to YBA for wounding my heart badly enough to begin writing.

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>>18579239
Motherfucker I mourned your death. Glad to see you back. Of course only now that I see that you've updated SDC, is pastebin under heavy load.
Your lilim has always been my favorite.

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>>18579239
What does the lamia do at the wedding?

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Someone drew fanart of my daughteru Cherry because they liked a couple of my commissions from Shindoke.
It's a nice picture, but the whole idea has left me feeling strange today.

It's nice to get free art though I guess, and they seem ok. They have their own daughteru OC thing I guess.

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>>18579155
I thought they were just nerds and actually learned the stuff and corresponded with other takus around the world for new information

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>>18579601
Your daughter got taken away dude.
She has a new friend now!

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>>18579611
My daughteru having friends is a good thing anon

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If someone got art of themselves fucking another person's waifu from here would it count as NTR?

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>>18579528
Well, thank you very much. I hope that when chapter five is released, that opinion continues.

>>18579579
>"What are you doing, child?"
>"Wondering how he convinced us to hold this ceremony."

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>>18579623
Given how badly the thread flipped their shit over it the last time it happened it may as well be.

Do it faggot.

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>>18579623
Closest thing that comes to mind is when grigori commissioned one of his general guys kissing Ilassa

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>>18579623
Didn't somebody do that with some guy's elf wife in AA2? He created a perfect replica and took screenshots of him fucking her. If I recall, the guy laughed first, but quickly got angry when he kept doing it.

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>>18579601
No offense but your daughter looks as disturbed as you are. They look like they're being held at gunpoint.

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>>18579623
It's probably good to give this a preemptive fuck off.

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>>18579607
Just adding some mystic bullshit to the profile powers
>They devote themselves entirely to accumulating knowledge, and they have the ability to acquire information on anything they see or touch
>Not only can they obtain information from those they touch, they also have the power to impart their own knowledge and share it with the ones they touch. By using this ability, the knowledge they possess is passed down from parent to child. The tremendous knowledge they have by nature is the crystallisation of ancestral wisdom continuously accumulated generation after generation.

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>>18579858
>teachers literally hugging shotas to impart knowledge
Lewd.
Lewd and kinda hot.

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>>18579870
I was thinking along the lines of a mother teaching her daughter what she knew

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>>18577036
[Pochi-Goya. (Pochi.)] Ane Naru Mono | An Elder Sister

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys it's been a while since I've been here. Did something happen to the WordPress?

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>>18580002
The person who maintained it went nuclear like a thin-skinned newbie. That's all that will be said on the subject.

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>>18580002
ELH got caught being a shitstirring faggot who tried to start fights with Gazerfag. There was a bunch of shitty behavior that obviously implicated him as a massive douchebag, but he's declared us "Toxic" and accused us of a bunch of shit we didn't do. It's funny because I forgot we had a wordpress until he pulled this.

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>>18580017
Don't we have that new content thing too? Anubis.moe or something?

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>>18580002
Long story short ELH got angry, and then used it as the tip-over point to close the wordpress, as he was already talking about doing so with the drop of content.

We still have the writers though, Beast posting seems to have gotten a few people in gear.

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>>18580002
Anubis.moe is the new replacement, it only got posted last thread.

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>>18580123
>Anubis.moe
I Like the idea of a automatic compiler, but I also get the feeling it could go very wrong.

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Stern and serious monsters with lewd bodies.

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>>18580319

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>>18580042
>Beast
My problem with him is that he keeps getting shitty artists to do art for free when he should just save for a commision.
Flagamder is a mistake

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>>18580345
The best.

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>>18580357
>save for commission
Not every has pockets like gazerfag or mousedude anon

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Pictures like this are the ones that physically pain me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORRI0PY8R90

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>>18580017
It's funny how "thread catches him spreading lies behind someone's back and banning that person from discord to stop him from defending himself" turns into "the thread is toxic", and "the only person with the permissions to edit the google docs writer list (himself) throws a shitfit and deletes it" turns into "4chan vandalized the writer list (somehow without nobody from here having access to editing it)" in ELH's version of the events.

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Upcoming pic for the new Smash Bros!

It's gotta happen eventually big purple dragons deserve to be in Smash too.

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>>18580561
>Upcoming pic for the new Smash Bros!
But she's too big

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>>18580561
What iteration of Ridley is that outfit based off of?

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>>18580561
Yes I too want Spyro in Smash.

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>>18580505
His comments about the thread are partially true though. Some anons are getting increasingly hostile towards content creators and it really sucks to see it happening.

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>>18580634
>Some anons
Literally outside invaders trying to undermine the thread, and anyone who isn't retarded can easily see it. His comments are fucking bullshit.

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>>18580634
Nah, there have always been a few like that but the big thing is that some folks were trying to stir some shit after that whole event.

Note how quiet but comfy the threads have been since then

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I want a muscled jinko in cute panties and one of those cat head bras to kick down my door, stand there with her hands on her hips and abs on display just so she can tell me NYA!

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>>18580779
>so she can tell me NYA!
Yes, but why?

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>>18580805
She has heard that such things are considered cute, that is why.
She has trained herself to physical perfection, being cute should not be beyond her in the slightest!

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>>18580634
Some people actually deserve hostility like psychofox and bollocks

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>>18580816
>Big buff girls thinking they can be cute with all the muscle they're carrying.

Silly creatures, I tell you what.

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>>18580634
I am convinced it is just one guy with a vendetta

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>>18580675
Things always get comfy when the mods give him a vacation, then he'll come back after 7 days and say
>i can't believe they banned me for saying "fuck off"

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>>18581143
>Chocolate skinned wendis.
I want this.

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>>18581143
I want a hug a wendigo and lift her off the ground more than a yeti wants to hug me. It would be cute surprising one by picking her up after she lost sight of me in a snow storm.
It would be a problem if she was a big yeti crouching down and I thought she was small thought.

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>>18581184
Yeah, you gotta be careful with wendis.

Sometimes you get a small one that starts struggling in your arms, other times you get a full grown one that decides to 'play' with you.
God help you if you get an elder or dire wendi though.

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Let's talk about hime cuts.

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>>18581193
>Big wendi turns around and gives anon a good hug back
>She pulls him into her embrace and smothers anon with her "stretchy anime meat", covering him with her fluffy cape so he stays warm
>Sanity rapidly decreasing

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>>18581195
Hime cuts are great because it adds an inherent level of bitchiness to a womans expression, that makes seem catty and sly.

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>there will never be MGs with righteous zeal for their cause

Where is the Victoria Saltzpyre of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18581250
Who?

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>>18581250
Get out of here witch hunter!

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>>18581250
My waifu is full of zeal for her cause, but righteousness is overrated.

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>>18581193
Dire Wendis are scary! They have pale, milky eyes, jagged, gnawing teeth, long, spindly arms and legs, and the most devoted and loving demeanor of any creature. When they say they won’t let you go, they will never let you go.

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>>18580916
Psychofox deserves all the shit he gets, but he doesn't produce content because all the things he's claimed to have written end up being someone else's work so he doesn't count.

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>>18581291
Righteousness is in the eyes of the beholder.

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>>18579840
Too be honest I agree with you.
Her expression is pretty nervous, but I do base my daghtueru a lot off my little sister who I practically raised. And She llooks really awkward in pictures nowadays, so do I desu.

Getting your picture taken is a strange experience, I never like it happening.
I can't even remember the last casual picture I had with my little sister were we didn't both feel strange.
We both talk and visit fine, but pictures are hard for my whole family

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>>18581343
Is making artificial cores for Slimes so they gain higher intelligence righteous? She just lets them run wild in the countryside.

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>>18581355
Pictures steal a piece of your soul whenever they are taken. Just look at politicians and celebrities.

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>>18581250
I would mention Mathias Thulmann from CL Werner as a Witch Hunter but on appraisal from retrospect... He's kind of a Sue.

>Beats a Baron turned Great Unclean One
>Beats Necarch Vampire
>Beats a fucking Vermin Lord
>All while helped by a mercenary he sarcastically refers to as 'Friend Streng' and a fucking Death God worshiping Not!Paladin

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>>18581195
I promised myself I would never fall for the yuuchuuba meme.
Then they made one with a hime cut.

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>>18581357
If she believes it's righteous it is.

The undead MGs that believe in slaying human women to bring them back from the grave to find proper happiness is righteous to them.

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>>18581317
Cute but terrifying, their howls echo in the night louder than any wolf

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>>18581408
Which one?

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>>18581432
The watakushi iinchou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18581501
Who?

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>>18576548
How the hell do crow tengu dress themselves?

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>>18581520
The JK.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you men feel about gradient hair colors?

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>>18581522
mamono mana

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>>18581533
Can I get a name?

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>>18581546
They are absolutely delicious and girls with it are top tier, even better if said girl is a dragon.

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>>18581522
Erotically.
With their feet.

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>>18581553
How does Daniel sound to you?

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>>18581569
Fine, I'll find out who she is myself.

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>>18581575
Tell me too once you find out

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>>18581522
Magnetic clasps would be a welcome innovation.

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>>18581575
>>18581581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03H1qSot9_s

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>>18581591
You're too kind Anon, may the monster girl of your choice visit you in your dreams.

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>>18581554
Maybe it’s because of that one anime, but gradient hair does fit very well on dragons.

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>>18581596
Same to you, Daniel.

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>>18581546
Perfect for birb girls

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>>18581605
Yeah, dragon maid did wonders to gradiant hair dragons but they were already great before that. I just love it when it's yellow/orange/red because it looks like fire and makes them look fancier.

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How hard would you bully the succ in your class if you found out she's a half-neet who doesn't even use makeup outside school?

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>>18581666
I wouldn’t. The weekends are her time to do what she wants.

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>>18581681
How weak. I'd take creepshots of her without makeup on and then send her photos of me jerking off to them.

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>>18581546
I like it.

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>>18581707
Don’t be weird anon.

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>>18581666
I wouldn’t bully her. I’d ask for her recommendations for video games and her gamertag so we could play together on the weekends!

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>>18579601
Calling it now, someone's gonna commission gangbang or cuck shit of her. The wheels have been set in motion. Hold onto her while you can Miia fag.

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>>18578234
Who's the artist for this one?

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>>18578234
142, easy choice.

[Anonymous No.]

I want 2 foxes.
A doting onee-san and a clingy imouto,
with both of them being fine with each other but otherwise intolerant of any other female presence.

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>>18581832
This man knows his foxes.

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>>18581741
I hope you're not a popular boy or she'll dunk the shit out of you at online games.

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>>18580500
I wonder how many Vampires gain a whipping fetish from their own daughters

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>>18581841
I don't know but I'd love a muscled damphir that enjoys 'punishing' her pudgy vampire imotou while I'm the local son of a lord they want.

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>>18581840
I mean I’m not that popular, I’m more of the lovable class clown type. I just want some people to raid with on the weekends because my guild sucks.

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>>18581745
I would do this just to piss everyone off, but I'm too lazy.

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>>18581908
Fucking die you piece of shit.

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>>18581908
This is why we can't have nice things.

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>>18581908
Fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18581884
You'll be made her slave online and offline. Have fun bringing her lunch and helping her with every class chore in addition to raiding whenever she want.

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>>18581919
>>18581923
>>18581929
This over reaction is exactly why the thread catches fire so quickly. Stop biting obvious bait you idiots.

[Anonymous No.]

"MANSWINE"

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>>18581840
>Me
>Popular

Nah, I was one of the weird kids that everyone left alone because of an incident.

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>>18581955
I'm almost 33 and I'm still that guy.

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>>18581954
Silly Troll-san, you're not an orc!

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>>18581946
Good luck with that. I don’t RP in video games, I think it’s stupid. And if she asks nicely I’ll help her with the chores. But other than that, if she treats me like a slave at school I’ll just post her gamertag on the school board!
I won’t mind bringing her lunch, though she may have to settle for sandwiches everyday because of how shit my cooking is.

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>>18581522
>https://pastebin.com/jJQYaAmH
The same question can be asked for a vast majority of MGs.

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>>18581337
My point still stands. Thread quality and circlejerk quality would sky rocket if those two fucked off

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>>18581317
Where do wendis go when spring rolls around?

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>>18582190
Their cloaks change to a tawny brown color and they continue to hunt.

If anything, the extra foliage makes it easier, although no one yet knows if they have a summer coat they own or if they somehow change colors

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>>18582222
is it ever safe to be innawoods?

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>>18581954
Yes yes, Troll. I'm glad you enjoyed the game, now come here so I can run this strawberry vine down your tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582190
Alternatively, they eat the rolls.

>>18582244
Define safe

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>>18582244
There is always something looking to rape or marry you. The question is simply what.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18581954
Do Olog-hai go manswine? or was another characteristic phrase?

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>>18581954
Don't let your orc or troll girl get obsessed with shadow of mordor, it always end up in embarrassing moments specially in front of the neighbors

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>>18581522
I swear to god I better not be the only african american here who has diagrams and shit instead of ass'n'titty MG pics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18581722
That's pretty tame by Succubus standards

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582496
Your probably the only african american here period.

[Anonymous No.]

Technically a infant

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>>18582627
A harpy must have flown over your head anon because I heard a big whoosh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582496
>>18582627
>>18582755

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>>18582801
pls no racist, there's at least one black guy in here

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>>18581250
That's basically Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18577101
Assuming this was meant for >>18577085

>Go to Zipangu they said
>It'll be fun they said
>He wasn't sure what happened last night, but he had a pretty good memory of this morning
>Wake up, penniless and lost
>Walk barefoot on a dirt road
>Repeat for hours on end
>He had no idea which way it was back into town
>He had no idea what lay beyond the thick woods on either side of the path
>He had no intention of trying to find out given his lack of footwear
>All he knew was that he had to find some food or water before he collapsed
>Eventually he came to a wooden signpost at a fork in the road.
>One side had an assortment of straight or somewhat curved lines
>The other side had a slightly different assortment of straight or somewhat curved lines
>The local written script
>He had no idea what either side meant
>He had no idea how to even begin to read what they said
>All he knew was that he was hopelessly lost
"Hopelessly lost, are we?"
>A voice called out from somewhere, miraculously in a language he understood
>The man looked left, right, all about but didn't see anyone
"Ahahaha! Up here, silly!"
>Dumbfounded, the man slowly tilted his head back and looked skyward
>There was a girl perched on the tallest branch of one of the trees before him
>Glossy black hair with long bangs, tied at the back into a number of tails. Garb of earthen hues, all in the local style
>She was undoubtedly Zipangese, but at least she could speak his language. Perhaps she could help him
"Need some help, gaijin?"
>His hopes were subdued at the mention of the word gaijin
>It meant foreigner and was one of the few words he had picked up on
>He quickly learned to take it has an insult, often followed by mocking and other rude remarks at best
>"Yes," he responded nonetheless. "If you could just point me in the direction of town, I'll be on my way."
She tilted her head to the left. "That's easy."
She tilted her head to the right. "Just head opposite the way I came from."
>He looked down the paths on either side, and even glanced over his shoulder back down the road he was on
>The way she came from? Didn't she come from town?
>Which way did she come from anyway?
>"Miss, if you could just--huh?"

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>>18582915
>Somehow the girl had completely vanished from her perch while he was looking away
>How did she--?
"You know..."
>With a jolt, the man quickly fell flat on his face, fully surprised by the sudden remark whispered in his ears
"You really shouldn't be walking around barefoot"
>An alien sensation washed over his sore feet and tickled his ankles
"Consider this a gift from me to you"
>Flipping himself over, he quickly reached for his legs to see what had been done
>Sandals
>Wooden sandals tied with a strap of leather had been placed on his aching feet
"Well? Aren't you going to thank me?"
>She was leaning over him, looking straight into his eyes with her crimson pupils
>There was something sinister about her appearance
>Her long, pointed ears...
>Her...wings...
>When she was up in the tree, he had thought she was holding her arms behind her back
>Now he could clearly see that she had black-feathered wings poking out from her robes where her arms should have been
>Moreover, her legs weren't human at all
>They were black with an almost scaly appearance, ending in a set of talons
>He knew about these so-called monstergirls
>He saw them all the time in town but...
>The man's eyes lost focus and his face contorted into an unhinged smile
>"They said that outside the town there were--"
"Dangerous monsters who resembled human girls."
>"Some of them with--"
"The features of black crows."
>"If you run into one of these creatures outside of town then--"
"You will almost certainly be eaten"
>Each time she completed one of his sentences, he became more convinced of his peril
>"Hah...hahahah"
>With a nervous laugh, he picked himself up and began walking down one of the paths, not really caring which
>The girl suddenly dropped down in front of him just a few feet away
>He changed directions and began walking slight faster down a different path
>"Hah...hahah"
>Again she appeared before him
>He changed paths once again, and once again she was standing in front of him
>"Hah...hah"
>The man stood still for a moment while the girl slowly approached him
>Suddenly, he broke into a sprint and swung a fist right at her
>She easily dodged
>He swung again and missed all the same
>Now desperate, he began to run around, wildly swinging his arms about whenever she appeared before him
>Until eventually
"Aiya!"
>The bird-like girl let out a shriek as one of the blows hit her head on.
>The man came to a halt, having just now returned to his senses
>The girl was holding a wing to her face, almost like a human clutching a wound
"You...how could you?"
>Sorrow and rage mingled about in her voice, and he could almost see some tears streaming down her face
>The man looked at his fists, not realizing he had been swinging without holding back
>"I... I thought..."
"Get...get away from me!"
>She began flapping her wings rapidly, and then, with one last powerful movement, summoned a fierce gale that struck the man
>The last thing he remembered was the sandals losing contact with the ground

Continuation coming soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582915
>>18582923
Why thank you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582087
It would help if chowder fucked off too. He's a thin skinned little shit who can't take criticism and gets turbo mad if anyone has different opinions than him.

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>>18582967
But he doesn't even post here anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582978
Psychofox says the same thing but I don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582967
>criticism
So, being told to fuck off every time he posts something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583009
He only gets that reception because he earned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582896
Yeah but Lilims a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582967
This. It's even worse on the discord because the fucker won't shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582923
>The man awoke to find himself lying in some bushes
>His head ached, and his clothes really were in tatters now
>Except for his sandals
>Inspecting them, he could clearly the craftsmanship put into them
>That girl...she wouldn't even be able to wear sandals, would she?
>Something unseen pulled at his chest as he remembered the events leading up to this moment
>Carefully pulling himself out of the bushes, he set about trying to find his way back to town, now more lost than ever
>Wandering about, struggling to keep going, he found himself again on a dirt road
>Unbelievably, he found himself at again at a fork in the road, possibly the very same fork
>Only he had come from a different direction this time
>He stood again in front of the sign and oriented himself the same way as the first time
>"She said to head opposite the way she came from"
>He looked to the left. The path seemed to gradually slope upwards.
>He looked to the right, where he came from this time. The path seemed to gradually slope downwards.
>"Was it really that simple?"
>He took a step in the direction he had come from this time
>The sound of the sandals against the dirt again caused something to tug at his chest
>Unsteady as he seemed, he was absolutely convinced of what he had to do.
>Turning to face the other path, the one that likely headed further up the mountain, he placed one foot in front of the other
>One step at a time, he began to climb
>One...step...at...a...time
>One...step...
>One...
>The man, light-headed and fully exhausted of all strength, collapsed onto the ground with a thud
>As his consciousness began to fade, he thought he heard someone speaking

"Baka gaijin"

Thought I'd add one more part to make my intentions for this story clear. I'll add more later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583072
>it's a discord drama episode
Take it up with him there or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>18579155
By touching with their takus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18580407
I want a cute snek loli coiling around my arm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583037
A Paladin-chan corrupted into a sheep is fine too
I want to commit a crime and then first enjoy watching her try to be strict with a dopey tired face while yawning constantly, and then hug her tight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583198
It's just a sheep anon, not a corrupt paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583233
Why's she got that armor on, then? Is she a cosplaying NERD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583244
I fucking hate these threads sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583251
>Getting this mad over wanting to tease monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583244
No, she's just a guard or an adventurer. Maybe on her quest to find the comfiest thing ever or protecting the comfiness of others.

[Anonymous No.]

Sexu? Wait until I'm done folding, dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583244
Haha bullying monsters, so funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583265
I wanna tell her she's the confiest thing ever just to see what would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583261
I'm mad because the thread has made them all into dopey moeblobs indistinguishable from all the other moe settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583265
I'm going to defeat her and take her comfiness for myself, then. Nobody else will be able to enjoy it! The perfect crime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583274
>"They're not all hard rape monsters all the time, so they're moeblobs!"
>"I hate interacting with things in a multitude of ways instead of the ways I want!"
That's you. That's how dumb you sound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18580500
>Ah!~ Dhampir-chan stop whipping us! Or we shall tell your mother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583288
Fuck off you strawmanning cunt. The thread is now almost always turning everything into gap moe and it's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583296
Desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583299
This autism is downright palpable, duder. There's more than enough grimdark for you to enjoy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583299
See, you might have a point if you weren't bitching about a Weresheep being teased.
That's a monster that was born in the comfysphere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583312
More strawmanning. I said nothing about grimdark you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583312
>Everything has to be sunshine or grimdark
Getaloadofthisguy.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>Nerds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583333
Lol dude, this isn't a highschool debate club. Nobody cares that you're assblasted

[Anonymous No.]

I want to slap a fat fox's ass as I ram her from behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583361
Look at the size of that tail!
I’m gonna grope it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583361
What would happen if you got a boner while that Salamander delinquent wrestled you to the ground?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583379
You'd get bullied at school. Verysexually

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583273
It's what she would find out at the end of her journey. The comfy was inside of her all along!

>>18583277
I don't know anon, she is pretty strong despite being a sheep. Her techniques involve making you feel sleepy and draining your stamina until you can't help but fall to her floof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583372
Atta boy! Completely ignore her crotch and chest until she's begging to be touched!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583261
He's right you know, the whole nerd monsters and bullying thing is cancer when the girl posted had nothing to do with that.
It might not be nerdhound but it's still bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583402
>making you feel sleepy
Pls no, I don't want to get hammered on the head. I might have to go on a training journey myself to get stronger than her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583421
Then write more where they're unstoppable rape machines instead of whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583421
>Taking the use of the word "nerd" at face value instead of realizing it's being used in an attempt to tease.
You're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583421

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583361
Someone's asking for some schooling by muscle wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583361
You're the nerd, nerd!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583431
>everything has to be one of two extremes
>you have to be a writer to criticize someone
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583426
Or you could just join her on her quest. That way the both of you will grow stronger and the comfy levels would go off the charts.
Can you imagine exploring a snowy mountain and sharing the tent at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583366
You're the idiot who thinks everything has to be cutesy or total grimdark. This is your last (you) from me, so spend it wisely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583471
She wouldn't want to travel with me if she had to defeat me every night, though...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583439
Tbh, I'm not surprised this sort of thing isn't more rampant now that the threads have turned out like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583488
I said YOU could join her, meaning you'd have to stop fighting for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583457
This is like some Pharaoh Warlord in a sci-fi setting.

The kind who leads her fleet of battleships to conquer worlds across the galaxy.

The ultimate kind of bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583525
Just imagine being shackled to the chair of the command station in her quarters, knowing that there's no hope of escape and that you're doomed to have her plush ass on your lap 90% of the day.
>Imagine her unshackling you and prince carrying you to her bed for slow, passionate oiled sex.
>Imagine you, her slave, being the only one with the honor of seeing her beautiful face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583072
I thought you guys were fine with him being there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583518
I couldn't sleep with her without trying to molest her, anon. That's be downright impossible. At best I might be able to wait until she fell asleep and masturbate furiously while sniffing her sweaty body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583536
As long as him and psychofox don't come here I don't care.
The discord might as well be containment for the people we don't want here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583525
I bet she has an army of Anubis', in high-tech power suits, designed to accommodate their big fluffy paws and pointy jackal ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583525
>Pharaoh warlord
>In space!
YOUR GODS ARE FALSE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583296
I like to imagine that the MGE has Living Dolls that are as tall as Cursed Dolls in the Castlevania series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583574
>Tall Ojou-Sama Living Doll who flaunts her enormous chest at you and demands you let her milk you dry with them.
>She gets really testy if you ever bring up the fact that she just swapped out her actual flat chest for a custom made pair of cowtits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583557
You should probs stay there too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583581
Aren't dolls supposed to be played with?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583539
That's where her magical fluff would come in. One sniff of it and you'd already be sleepy and ready to be molested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583592
Don't go telling her that, or she'll sit on your face until you apologize while pouting.
Of course, she'd never tell you that her inverted nipples are her weak spot and that if you teased them she'd be at your mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583581
I'd demand her to use her elegant flat chest. That's what I like her as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583557
You do know a decent chunk of the active writers go there, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583606
I swear I'll apologize. Then I'll let her get her ego swelled just enough so I can go for her nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583605
How would you react to learning that the Weresheep Paladin that you're the squire of has been secretly sucking your dick dry as you sleep every night under the influence of her wool?

>>18583610
That's how you get your face smothered between those enormous tits so you can't see her flustered face as she rapes you unconscious.
Of course you'll wake up the next morning to find her sitting by the bed in her usual Gothic Lolita clothes blushing and without her enormous funbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583525
It's Pharoah Women anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7dSJN5LgsE

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Kikimora with a body (and hair) like Nate Mitotsudaira from Horizon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583536
No? He's an annoying sperg who has replaced psychofox as the discords stream of barely conscious thoughts and retarded opinions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583621
>in her usual Gothic Lolita clothes blushing and without her enormous funbags
I sure know what I'll use my morning wood on. And the clothes stay on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583618
So what will you to do her as she's twitching and sopping wet from you teasing her nipples?
Are you going to shove her to the bed and mating press her as her long legs wrap around you on their own and you tease her nipples with your tongue?
Are you going to relish the sight of her begging you to stop as she heartpupils and ahegaos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583665
I'll give her a nice hug and cuddle with her in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583621
That fiendish Sheepadin! I'll punish her thoroughly before falling asleep balls deep in the missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583621
Pretend that nothing happened of course. It would be fun to see how long she lasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583660
She'd put up a token resistance by trying to shove you off while calling you a disgusting pervert but her smile and blush will give her true feelings away.

>>18583678
This is how you get a pouting Ojou Living Doll. She was hoping you'd abuse her weak point to fuck her senseless. Who do you think commissioned those tits to begin with?

>>18583682
You're going to wake up to her fingers gliding through your hair and one big smug grin on her face.

>>18583689
If you pretend nothing happened, the Weresheep is just going to keep raping you in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583734
Nothing wrong with that. It makes pretending to leave her side even better because she'd go nuts without giving her daily abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583633
Why would a kiki need a cutting board for a chest? There's bound to be one in the kitchen!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583734
>one big smug grin on her face.
Oh god, she can move her vagoo with her hips still, can't she, like wolfus can? She's milked me off half a dozen times while I slept!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583734
Well she should just tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583754
No, she just kept going after you passed out.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Zombie apocalypse but with Monstergirls?
The Undead are out of control, and the world is becoming an Undead Demon Realm. Even Monstergirls are at risk, and there are Undead hybrids like Zombie Holsts and Ghoul Mersharks.
Long ago was the stigma between man and monster decimated, and now the only distinction is between the living and the dead. Zombie and their husbands roam the lands in giant hordes, seeking out living MG couples to add the the ranks of the undying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583782
She must have some amazing thighs if she can leglock a man to completion. Just the way I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583800
As long as it's okay to blow the heads off the Zombies and their husbands. The Liches can just raise them again after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583751
I pity the man who can't appreciate flat chests and wide hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583800
I approve wholeheartedly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583800
People would carry hardcore ressurection and holy spells to transform their bodies back to normal again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583800
I like the undead, but forcing happy couples to become them is shit and the ones responsible should be set on fire for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583877
Sea Bishops no longer manage the vows of matrimony. They now walk the path of exorcism.
Valkyries and Cupids bestow holy blessings on travelers to keep them safe from the Zombies hugs.
Dhampirs still complete dorks.
>>18583879
Fair enough, but It wouldn't be an apocalypse without conflict of some kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583800
I never understood the urgency undead take to convert the living. All they have to do is wait about 100 years and the problem sorts itself out, and it's not as if they are short on time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583901
It's the same for almost all apocalyptic settings, most of it makes no sense when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583901
It's because the Undead are forsaken souls, and have a strong need to feel a connection with someone, something, anything.
Usually translates into them eating that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583091
I am contractually obligated to respond to your post because you mentioned my favorite birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583913
Thank you Anon. I've had crows on my mind lately. A shame they don't get much art or writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583896
Girls would start developing holy powers and already divine girls would be responsible for hunting them down. What a nice movie that would make.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18582915
>>18582923
>>18583091
Why would he hit a cute and helpful bird? That made the whole thing confusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584038
Most likely scared that she was leading him on so she can eat him later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584038
He was hungry, frustrated, and delirious. Also, a bunch of mischievous folk from town warned him about "dangerous crows in the forest."

Also, it was an accident and he feels really bad about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18580561
RIDLEY IS TOO FUCKING BIG
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[Anonymous No.]

>>18584144
memes in this current year of our demon lord?

[Anonymous No.]

Quickly, the Kitsune species is going extinct, we need you to breed with this one as much as possible to keep the species alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584261
Nice try, monoeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584316
>vision so bad you can't even reply to the right post
eye-ronic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584309
Sorry I'm too busy helping the Kumiho population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584309
>Monoeye
Just let them rest in peace, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583646
Better than reading shoggocks constantly bitching about how he can't or won't write for the thread because he's tired of being treated like shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584375
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584329
Oh? How's that going?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584409
My name is Kaiser Soze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584423
Not as fast at is should, given that they have such a low breeding rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584423
That's a fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584465
as it*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584470
A Fox that's hungry for livers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584371
That's a kitsune anon.

>>18584329
>helping Kumiho's

Spokeswoman Ahri already insured their populations would never drop. Kitsune's need the help anon, do your part you lazy bum!

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would be the most likely to enjoy anal fisting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584571
Slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584375
shoggocks is annoying but at least he doesn't flood the channel with nothing but rants about some shitty videogame

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584571
Automatons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583847
Small and flat with wide hips is the perfect body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583633
Well I want an Ochi like Futayo.

[Anonymous No.]

https://my.mixtape.moe/pisryv.jpg
You'll give her a carrot, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584761
I'd give her the carrot and much more, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584601
He still needs to fuck off and die. Shit writer, starts shit with waifufaggots, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584761
She'll have to wait in line

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584601
>>18584788
Just tell them there and stop shitting up the thread with offtopic stuff, assuming you actually talk there and don't just lurk so you can shitpost in surprise boxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584761
I want to mess with a monster girl by taking what she said literally.
I'll give her a carrot, then leave. Don't know what she wanted a carrot for, maybe she was hungry?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584882
She's all pointy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584882
I'd fight a horny dragon if she threatens my dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584882
Ah scary!

[Anonymous No.]

Help I think I've damaged my rotator cuff and I need a fluffy nurse to make me feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584761
Those proportions are wack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584939
Russian Yeti nurse also specializes in massage therapy, make you feel very good

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584983
She looks a little unhinged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18583439
I think she's cute, and nothing you lot say will convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to spoil some tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585014
I want to cum on their tails then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584423
>>18584470
Goddamn do I fucking love redheads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585021
I want to stick bubble gum on their tails and maybe cum on them too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585014
>"Heyyyyy~! Heyyy Nii-san~ Doesn't this club offer "special services"? C'moooon~ How much for me and my twin sis here to take a riiiiide~? We pick you from the list all the tiiime~!"
>It's improper for a host to sleep with the customers miss.
>"Awwww~ C'mooooon~! I could buy up your contract from the manager~ Make you my employee insteaaaad~ I'd give you all sorts of nice benefits at me and my sister's fiiiirm~ C'mooooon!"
>Ma'am you've had enough. In fact I've been trying to get you to the door for half an hour, your driver is very concerned.
Working in an MGC cabaret club is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585055
I want to propose to them while they are sober!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584991
Is only the vodka, keep you warm, keep her warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585067
Are you prepared to take responsibility?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584882
Upper Arms aren't shredded enough still.

Which is weird because they got the the rest right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585118
>twin shortstack Tanuki's
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584538
Kitsunes are very popular and don't need such help. Kumihos are feared and misunderstood and need all the good live- I mean boyto- I mean, husbands they can find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585050
So long as it’s sticky and hard to get out of fur.

[Anonymous No.]

"Monsters that you wouldn't expect to call you their boytoy"
Go!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18584882
>Noodle arms
Its shit
Nergigante is fucking RIPPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585136
They have Spokeswoman Ahri anon.

Every man thinks Kumiho means sex crazed fluffy tails with magical powers while regular old Kitsunes are considered to be as bad as human women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Titania, Charybdis, Centaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585155
Not true, Ahri gave them a bad reputation by making everyone think they're as much of a slut as her. Kitsunes are seem as hot, motherly wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585067
But anon, your job at the club! You can't just propose to them unless you didn't work there anymore! Just imagine them fretting over the idea that their favorite host was jobless.

>>18585131
There'd be a lot of Paizuri, Tail Stroking and Cuddling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585118
I want to marry 2 CC tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585155
Every fox girl, korean or japanese, is a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Amazoness 100%. She'd slap your ass and parade you around in the village, bragging about the cutie she had grabbed.

Later at night, in bed, she'd hold you tight and call you "my love".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585185
Would you be a nagging housewife (male) to your Amazon husband (female)? Such as telling her no sex unless she goes shopping with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585184
>t. Tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585185
He said ones that you WOULDN’T expect to call you that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585176
That's how you end up waking up every day with two plump Tanukis laying on top of you with cute smiles on their faces.
You're going to have to cuddle them when their pregnancy tests come up negative again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585202
Ooooooh

Well, in that case, probably sea bishops and eros followers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585169
Anon Ahri alone has 2309 images on booru.

Kitsune, as in every Kitsune from every game, anime, VN, what have you, can't even break 1300.

Kumiho's don't need help, Kitsune's do. You're helping commit the unspoken Kitsune genocide by helping Kumiho completely replace them.

Breed the Kitsune, breed >>18584309 back from extinction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585197
I'd think it'd be more along the lines of "You can go out hunting with your friends after you clean up the slaughterhouse.
You'd probably be pretty popular among the kids of the village by running the butcher's shop. Just imagine selling cuts of meat to adults and fried turkey legs and the like to kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585226
Kitsune please, cease your seduction at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585231
Ah, sounds like one of those Northern Amazons of the Viking aesthetic. Nice.
Giant, bulking blonde and fair skinned cuties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585239
It's not something they can turn off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>18576966
>robot yeti
>fangs and claws
She must be a tropical yeti, hugging her metal body in a blizzard would only make things colder

[Anonymous No.]

What is Paraoh ASMR like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585226
Christ this is some shit art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585281
*Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585281
Erotic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585255
>nopan pailoli fox
Hnnngh,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585289
>we're in a thread where the most popular artist just doodles some dumb thing and everyone loves it
>but decent art is called shit
Why can't I live in the weird alternate reality you guys live in? Does it have monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585226
>Kitsune, as in every Kitsune from every game, anime, VN, what have you, can't even break 1300.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585371
>ugly western butterfaces posted by insufferable MOBAfaggots and fa/tg/uys vs. Cutesy illustrations that are pleasing to look at

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585371
>that
>decent
Fuck off back to /lolg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585226
>Kitsune, as in every Kitsune from every game, anime, VN, what have you, can't even break 1300.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585392
>>18585428
But anon If they aren't tagged Kitsune do they really count?

[Anonymous No.]

Have you groped a titty monster today?
Would you like to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585474
No
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585463
By that logic there's only 51 kumiho pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585474
No.
As long as they aren't an oppai loli,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Living Doll

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585148
Dorome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585281
Probably a scenario where you're her personal scribe and she's having you write down her latest decrees. Whispering softly in your ear that construction on the Sphinx will begin, overseen by the Royal Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully and tease a Holst that's embarrassed by her average chest and fat bottom

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585397
>pleasing to look at
>that
Latenight really is mgg jesus to some of you, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585397
>that previous picture
>having anything to do with /tg/
Stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585576
You're still trying? Just go back to TFT already, nobody is buying your act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585580
Stop being paranoid. It's possible to be from here and not care for latenight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585588
>It's possible to be from here
With the influx of newfag filth I kinda doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585607
Are you saying that every person in the thread is new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585610
>Everyone in this thread hates Latenight!
t. shitter that has been here for less than a week

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585607
>everyone MUST like this aspect of the thread or they aren't really from here!
Fuck off. I don't give a shit about latenight because I prefer to see MGE as a sexual thing. I don't care about the cutesy stuff and I never will. This doesn't affect your enjoyment of it in any way so I don't understand your problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Say something nice about this dumb stinky NEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585620
Stop putting words in my mouth
I was making fun of your retarded post formatting

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585623
>I'm only here for the sex
>on a blue board
>in a thread that focuses way more on the cute side of things than the sex
Well, I hope we've made a good first impression on you, but if you could go back to whichever shithole you crawled out of, I'd appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585637
I hope to god he's trolling. I thought the idiotic thread policing thing was some anons being butthurt and making things up, but if this guy is legit then it says some very depressing things about this places future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585633
I'm sure your personality is good, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585633
Stinky NEETS appeal to my smell fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585646
I mean, I figure the fact that a large amount of us are suicidal is far more troubling for our future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585643
It didn't always focus almost entirely on the cutesy stuff, and if you weren't new you'd know that.
This place going to /jp/ has thoroughly fucked it over because morons like you are now all over it.

[Anonymous No.]

Funny after a past few good days, when someone points out how nice the thread has been there's been a sudden surge in people trying to shitpost. I'm sure it's coincidental.

Anyways, there's been a lot of Monster Girl stuff that's been passed through over the years. Any of it you particularly miss and liked? I thought Muromi-san was really nice, and mermaids are always cute. And I never got around to reading dumpire, was that good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585654
When we do something for over 2 years, you've lost the right to complain. It's happened. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585226
I'm imagining a poor Inari holding protest signs in front of a kumiho-human meetup advocating kitsune breeding, and watching as humans sign up in droves to marry the kumihos.

Somebody needs to help her carry that heavy sign!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585663
I'm not leaving just because some newfag thinks he's chased out all the other anons who dare to like monster girls differently to him. Kindly fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585676
>I'm not leaving just because some newfag thinks he's chased out all the other anons who dare to like monster girls differently to him. Kindly fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

https://i.imgur.com/mWBV90v.png

New commission of the mice! I gotta say, theres something about this style that I find really charming. Also artist is making an edit with just a single dick instead of toys for free, so bonus points to them for being a total bro about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585633
I'm going to make her take a shower with me first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585681
You repeating what I said doesn't even make any sense in the context of this argument.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, this retarded faggot is back. Get ready for the usual shitposting once he's done pretending to care about these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585708
The sad thing is that I neither know nor care which side you are referring to

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585708
Time to wake the kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585686
How erotic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585711
Both of them are coming across as arrogant little shits with anger issues.
Why can't anons just calm down and enjoy the thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585643
I feel stupid for biting, but how do you explain how almost all the writefagging is smut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585695
>she steals all the hot water
>you get the cold side of the shower
>she gets to hug you back to warm when her fur puffs out after drying

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585686
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585748
You've got me there, but can you really blame me with how little we ever acknowledge the writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585764
>cold side of the shower
Sometimes I feel like I'm reading a post from another dimension

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585777
I mean, some anons here are dedicated to scaring them off for some reason, but it doesn't stop their work from existing unless they're Silent_II

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585764
>>18585784
>Anon has a shower head for the hot and cold separately, apparently

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585784
>>18585790
Hot water comes out of shower, Yeti stands in front of hot water stealing it all, other side of shower behind her is cool

[Anonymous No.]

What if you gave a yeti a handshake instead of a hug?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585794
But it wouldn’t be, it would be the same temperature as the rest of the house/bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585795
She'd feel lonely and cold, might pull you into a hug though.

[Anonymous No.]

>When two random people argue over a pornographic image you posted
>It even devolves into a nah nah this art > that art thing
>Devolves even further into newfag / oldfag name calling shenanigans

Reminder that it's daylight savings so you can set your clock ahead, might want to go to sleep early.

>>18585723
Have you been here long enough to recognize "Fuck off" anon yet and the other anon who agrees with him unquestionably? It's always a fun little storm of sperging out, deleted posts, and then deleted posts complaining about his posts being deleted.

It's happened with the sheep doujin (twice), him insisting that the FF XI Lamia are furry, and some other inane shenanigans I forgot about. History simply repeats, mistakes along with it. Would absolutely trade the both of them for 10 new friends each.

Crayon will always be MGGod but Latenight is our MGJesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585650
I want a High Orc NEET to take care of and play video games together!
Maybe even DM a few games with her and her P’Orc cousins and select weekends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585824
What kind of monstergirl would remind foolish anons that it's not called Daylight SavingS Time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585833
Cancer, like you, you crabby bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585824
I’ll always miss Crayon. I’d gladly trade half of you guys to get him back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585824
>It's happened with the sheep doujin
>defending the posting of gay monsterboys and trapshit into the monstergirl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585837
Crabgirls are lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585824
How could you forget his alter-ego; "Take a hike"-fag?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never have a Pharaoh Onee san rape your soul itself.
>She will make snek wake you up just before dawn to see the sun rise behind her gorgeous form
>You will never have a staring contest with snek
The agony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585852
They like the challenge of getting their meat out of it's shell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585847
Don't respond to obvious shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585873
But you just did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585886
Monsterboys don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585902
True, but neither do aggressive shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585864
>You will never have a staring contest with snek
What happens if I win/lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585906
>still defending people posting gay shit and monsterboys in the fucking monstergirl thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585917
I find it funny how you consistently equate attacking you to defending monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585913
If you lose, he bites your face.
If he loses, he bites your face.
If it's a tie he buys you steak.
And then bites your face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585913
If you win you get a gold fiddle, if you lose you'll only win a smaller silver fiddle and I guess she'll kill your childhood friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585917
You understand they only do it to get massive over reactions from spergs like yourself right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585920
I'm going to gut this snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585921
isn't the pharaoh already undead tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585933
Absolutely not. No step on snek. Official word of pharaoh waifu. No step.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585847
Does every single MG doujin you open have everything you absolutely like and nothing else? No negatives ever?

If you're going to sperg out over a doujin where there's 6 sheep MGs and 1 goat mixed into the end pages then maybe it's time to stop and think about what mongolian image board you're posting on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585930
>but anti-x is just as bad as x guys!
>just pretending to be retarded!
Every time.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want to be the sidekick to a monster girl in an increasingly Metal Gear-ish plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585940
I'm going to gut her fucking snake and eat it,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585953
Between the "cold side of the shower" and this post the thread today has been a fucking gold mine of confused laughter for me
Thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585944
Both shit up the thread hard. Let the mods deal with the stuff that shouldn't be here and stop trying to police the thread because unless you can delete their posts all you achieve is whining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585943
There are so many things someone could post, but they choose to post one of the specific things containing faggotry in a place where it's not welcome. It's almost like they're doing it on purpose to be faggots.

And it's almost like you have some hidden motives when you defend shitposters that passionately.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this stupidness
Post salamanders

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585953
I'm going to munch it rigorously!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrOB1cKBkGU

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585963
Gonna defeat her and make her carry my eggs!
Cute daughterus will be acquired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585963
Its a real shame that we don't have art of lizardwomen and salamanders together like some other monster girl groups

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585963
I'm going to indroduce her to a cold bucket of water!
And while she's politely playing along and greeting the bucket I'm going to steal her wallet so I can replace her ID with a fake one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585963
>>18585991
I wouldn’t mind marrying a squad of lizardmen/Salamander mercenaries. I’d gladly have dinner ready for them when they come back home from whatever war zones they’re in this week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585976
Will she carry the rest of your groceries too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585991
>glaive
That's almost cheating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586010
Only the arm that isn't holding the hand of curious looking loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586016
That's a bit morbid. Why did she remove that child's hand for simply being curious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586006
>Squad of lizards/salamanders
>Thinking they want a mere house husband

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, keep an eye out for some shortstack dwarves who've taken a more modern approach to 'gold mining'
Those NEETs love their pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

Grandpas turned alp.
Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586020
When I thought it up I’d realized that. Until I made the backstory that I met them on a battlefield somewhere and helped them take down some warlord that made them all fall in love for me. Then when the daughterus came, I quit my job of being a merc to become a full time dad.
Lord help the (un)lucky boys who take our daughterus to prom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586035
Dont you have someone else to gross out fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do chaste and wholesome things with a monster girl.
Also anal. Lots and lots of anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586050
Just helping them out wouldn't be enough. You'd have to beat the whole fucking squad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586076
Not if you save them from a life of being a sex slave to some fatass sheik in some desolate hellhole. They tend to see you as a worthy man if you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586068
Sounds like you need a loli Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586010
>I am a Warrior! I do not carry groceries!

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when catch your loli Kiki maid cursing when she accidentally breaks a dish?

[Anonymous No.]

Strange. I thought I would miss a lot by being unable to read the thread all day, but when you skip over the shitposting, I didn't miss much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586159
I'll forcefully strip her panties off, hove hem in her mouth and wrap several layers of duct tape around her mouth and head to make everything secure. I'll also tape up her hands so she's stuck with mostly useless fist mitts until she learns her lesson.

If she slacks on her cleaning during punishment time I will punish her more!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586159
Wash her mouth out with soap.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to buy a whole wardrobe of custom maid uniforms for my kikis for every occasion, maybe even matching their personalities.
>bikini armor uniform
>high-tech sci-fi uniforms
>red Valentine's day uniforms with lots of hearts
>ugly Christmas sweater styled uniforms
>sexy lingerie uniforms
>wedding dress styled uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586216
I'd buy my kiki a super high quality magical broom that flies and a witch outfit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586216
>Second one
Tech-y Kikis are great!
https://pastebin.com/Md4Xzz1u

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586216
Don't forget the latex maid uniforms anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586216
Is there anything that a Kiki wouldn't look good in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586251
Skorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586109
True, if you did that any monster would fall in love and you'd be heading for a good end. You may not be stronger physically, but you'd be strong willed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586259
Whats?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586278
Half skirt, half shorts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586285
Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the most disappointing MG KC has released?
Cursed sword, all it does is infect a human and change their personality instead of being a consciousness trapped in a sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586314
Doppelganger. It could have been a shapeshifter with 1000 faces but instead we got a rejection consolation prize. pic related is peak Doppelganger performance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586314
Greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586216
Does she have a matching broom for every ensemble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586314
There are a lot of MGs that I just dislike, but the one that I wish I could bring myself to like but just can't are probably goblins. I'm a fan of smaller mgs like mice, devilbugs,imps, and the likes. And im also a slut for girls that come in packs too, like the previously mentioned as well as orcs and by extension queen slimes. And I also love simple minded girls as well, and the fact that they have hobgoblin leaders to fill that oppai-loli role as well is also a massive bonus. But for some reason I just can't really get my dick hard to goblins, despite how many good traits they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586330
It's impossible to hate Greenworms face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586352
It's a good face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586343
Probably not for every outfit, but they would have their own personalized brooms I had made for their birthdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586330
>>18586352
It's probably a bit premature to judge Greenworms either way since their shtick seems to be metamorphosis into Papillon and we don't know how far KC is going to go with investing Greenworm traits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586364
It's mediocre. I will admit that she stirs the imagination for a Wonderland equivalent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586374
Stoner Greenworm? As if they could get any further relaxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586374
A dapper set of clothes would do her good. Worked for hatters, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586368
>every year she gets the exact same long rectangular box
>in the beginning she opens the taped folds very calmly and nearly, trying to save the wrapping paper for reuse
>by the end she can't help herself and is excitedly tearing into it
>it's a broom, again, but she reacts like it's a great surprise because she's genuinely happy to see the new personalization

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586440
My kikis wouldn't be able to maintain their proper maid etiquette and would shower me with kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585852
This image keeps getting smaller every time it gets posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585852
>The 3 crab ambush in AoA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586035
Old grampas with old Cu Sith, old farm dogs from before the Demonic Energy came.
White muzzled and long in the tooth, they don't have sex, they just put about the house like they always did, back when they were dogs. Occasionally they'll get the old spark in their eye and go bark at a car or chase a cow.
Content with a pat on the head and a piece of bacon from the table, they keep company for the grandpa and play with the grandchildren when they come around.
Neither has been as happy since Grandma passed, but they both know that it has to happen some day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586513
I want a Wight like Elfriede.

[Anonymous No.]

WHEN THE FUCK IS WORLD GUIDE 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586549
August

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586462
I wanna give a meido cheek kisses!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no lolibot to marry

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586321
>You'll never be Doppel's roommate who she bullies sexually by constantly shapeshifting in bed.
>One minute she's a busty bombshell, the next she's taken a blackmail picture of you because she turned into a loli while on your dick.
>The camera's not even real, it's part of her hair. She did it just to fuck with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586587
What if I confess my love for her? Would she tease me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586606
The teasing would intensify drastically.
It's how she shows affection to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586610
I'll do anything to make her blush, even give her an eskimo kiss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586627
You know that manga, "Please don't bully me, Nagatoro"? That's what I'd imagine being Doppel's boyfriend would be like. Only with more kissing and sex.
That and she'd mindbreak anyone who hurt you for real through fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586676
How would she show her dere side?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586719
During cuddling, apologizing after her bullying goes too far, and while watching you work hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586723
I'll work hard for her, and make her happy!

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586731
Just don't be surprised if she wants to do some kinky shit in the bedroom. She's not bound by human morality after all.
The government can't stop her from raping you if she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586799
I'll marry her, that'll stop her shenanigans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586831
Anon, you don't believe that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586035
Clearly you don't have anything better to think about...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586835
Ok I'll be honest, I just want her in a wedding dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586846
You'd better be ready to fuck her in that wedding dress too.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never exchange collars with your waifu at your wedding
>you will never hold each other's leashes while walking down the aisle together
>and for the rest of the evening as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586983
Gonna be honest anon, im a fan of drugs, incest, and all sorts of kinky shit but weddings are the one thing you should keep pure. Even if you live a life of absolute hedonism, you shouldn't bring your fetishes into a moment as important as that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586996
>Atlach-Nacha has been lolidoming and insulting you ever since you first met both at home and in public
>High impact sex is the only thing that would stop her from stepping on your dick and calling a filthy heathen
>You convince her to have a classical wedding ceremony with both of your families
>It's bound to be a mess but you're willing to risk it all
>The day finally comes and surprisingly she hasn't burst out to rape you
>Even her sisters are quiet and respectful
>She comes out accompanied by her father all nice and proper
>You expect her to blow it by suddenly jumping at you but it doesn't happen
>She just stands there looking extremely flustered and giddy
>You tell her that she's gorgeous in that wedding dress
>"T-thank you..."
>It's the first time she replied to you complimenting her with something other than an insult
>The rest of the ceremony goes as smoothly as possible
>The kiss too despite her freaking out whenever you kissed her at home
>A decade later she is still embarrassed whenever you remind her of that day and rapes you at the mere mention of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586983
Honestly you're more likely to trip over each other at that rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586996
I just want to be lead down the aisle by my Arachne college roommate who's trying her best not to cry at me and my childhood friend's wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

Tossing the bouqet at a monster wedding must be fun to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587199
Imagine it landing on the sole human male in a sea of monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587213
Considering it's likely the groom who throws it, that's pretty likely.

[Anonymous No.]

New wife pic, this time her in costume!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toMoL8fW-4

This Smash Bros, it's gotta happen. Please Sakurai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587283
Your wife's size is detrimental to the possibility of her appearing in a popular game series based off Nintendo intellectual property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587283
Wock is just too big for smash Jabberfag

She'll be in as a stage hazard maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587305
Wocks are big, this is true.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you learn super speed and mange to teleport behind a Cheshire before she notices?

[Anonymous No.]

Important question time.

"Ohhohohoho" or "nufufufufufu" or "Guhuhuhuhuhu"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
"Ohoho" reminds me too much of shrapnel

[Anonymous No.]

>>18581522
I wonder if I should get back into monster musume.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
Nufufufu is my favorite of the three!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587356
She pulls an anime face and says "f-fast!"
>>18587474
https://youtu.be/LtGFKcQK7j4

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
>Guhuhuhuhuhu
Sounds uncontrolled and shameful, a real mojyo of an ojou.
I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
https://youtu.be/1PeWEzormBU

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
hora hora

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587498
She's a real NEET Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587509
now that I think about it,
most wights are probably neets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587502
Sounds like a Pomeranian having a seizure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587502
That is not a laugh
I don't even know what that is

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
Uhuhuhuhu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587474
>no ufufufu option
You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587534
>Ojou spider gives you an absent-minded handjob
>She ufufufus after she sees how much you came from just that
Other laughs simply cannot compete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587550
Hime cut ojou spiders are the best thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587570
In kimonos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587550
I was thinking of a playful wight with long red hair and breasts to rival a holst doing similar things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587573
And pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587570
>>18587573
>>18587598
Perfection.
They deserve to be made into broodmothers.

[Anonymous No.]

You and your waifu meet your parents for the first time how do they react to you monster waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587635
confusion
then revulsion
and then acceptance

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587635
I actually think I'd have it pretty good. I don't know if they'd get along per say, but I doubt they'd really freak out cause of her species or anything. Wouldn't be introducing them to a sandworm or an arachne. Plus at this point the wife would probably have a bit of a belly bulge and my mom would be pretty excited to meet her grandkids!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587635
they would just be glad that I brought a girl home

[Anonymous No.]

>>18585824
Sheep and sheep accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

>All fairies are lame brain boring goody two shoes

At least the few villain ones are all top tier.

Top fairies, the kind you could entrust a magical cursed Ark too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587672
Do you even need a bed when you have a sheep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587845
>laying on someone else
>comfy

Do I need to continue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587845
People aren't beds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587906
muffled "silly mastah" plays in the background

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587906
I can imagine some monstergirl with transforming powers tranforming into their crushes bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587911
Silly slime, you can't be people if you're a bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587881
>>18587906
I'm sure it's not comfy for the poor sheep who has to sleep on the floor, but it sounds like heaven to me. She's even got pillows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587635
They'd be fine with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587512
Wights are rich enough to not work and throw parties every week.

There are probably some who miss the simple Zombie lifestyle though. She can easily blend into the poorer areas of her kingdom by donning a Lich's rags.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is worse (or better if you're into it?) Sphinxes' riddle curse, Curse of Anubis, Voice of God, or Apophis Venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587961
The first two makes your body incredibly sensitive to pleasure.

Pharaohs can make people kneel by just being there. You're at the mercy of her voice unless you have immense willpower.

Apophis venom makes your body burn in pleasure and is impossible to get rid of. It also corrupts you into an Incubus in no time. Your skin color might change too. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587955
My lust for pudgy undead will never be satisfied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587918
She didn't know that, so she tried first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588013
Dear lord, who thought those lips were good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588018
I like full, pouty lips. Hers are fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588024
Nyet, that silly slime is doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588013
Sexy shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhm8OPS0zOc

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588018
The whole face is uncanny to be h.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588030
Those would best be described as “allergic reaction.”

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never go on a grand adventure across the world with a party of monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315
I'd say that's not approved paladin attire, but we've already seen how the Order's female heroes dress.
So go for it I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315
I WILL defeat and molest the Fluffadin!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315
I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315
Barb missed a great opportunity to make the end of the mace rounded so it could double as a dildo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588389
I think it's better the way it is. It may sound strange but not everything related to monster girls needs to be sexualized

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588361
I'll take any anubutt that doesn't have dumb paws

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588389
That’s a hammer anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588361
>perfect body
>perfect hair
>lovely stern face
>delicious brown
I want to worship this Anubis for eternity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588389
That's not very sanitary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588470
Perfect body and hair are hourglass and single braid though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587961
People joke about being thrown to the Khepri pit, but I think being thrown to the mummy masses would be more interesting.
>rogue bandit captured after attempting to steal the crown jewelry and make an attempt on the Pharaoh’s husband.
>brought before the royal court for sentencing
>”As punishment for your actions against this kingdom, I would like to sentence you to death. My darling and benevolent husband convinced me of a different sentence. FOR THE NEXT SEVEN DAYS, LIVE, WORK, AND LOVE ALONG SIDE THE MUMMYS”
>Her god voice having taken affect, the rogue is already on one knee, kneeling before the desert ruler.
>”My madam Anubis will prepare you for your time.”
>Bandit follows the Anubis into a prep room with jars and linen abound.
>”I think it’s wonderful that our pharaoh is so kind nowadays! She used to be so stern, but ever since finding a husband, she is gentle and loving to all life.”
>The Anubis stripped him down to nothing and picked up a pitcher and a roll of cloth
>”Good luck out there! It’ll be over before you know it. I think you’ll learn from this experience and maybe even enjoy it. Anyways, CURSE OF ANUBIS!”
>As she utters the invokation, an intense burning rises up in the bandit’s heart and his skin becomes sensitive to the air as every current becomes like a feather.
>The oil she pours over him does nothing to reduce the sensitivity. He can feel the weight of the oil gently pressing on him from all sides.
>Combined with the gentle face of the Anubis, his mental defenses weaken and he gives into the punishment
>Before he is even aware, he is already wrapped in bandages with just his hands, eyes, mouth and genitalia exposed.
>The Anubis marches him out to the courtyard where the mummys prepare for their daily briefing and progress report
>”Attention ladies! We have a new friend staying with us this week! Please make him feel welcome!”
>The bound bandit is thrown into an enthralled crowd as they all clamor for his attention
>Thanks to the curse, he is as weak to their touch as they are to his
>By the end of the sentence, he has already lost his bindings and taken five of the most forward mummies as his wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588473
Exactly.
> Get HIV
> Use mace as dildo
> Hit enemy with mace
Bam, if the smash doesn't kill them, the HIV does.
Gets 'em every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588389
>>18588672
>hammers are now maces

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588672
>having STD's
Neither fluffy nor paladinlike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588701
>Implying the one being fucked with the dildo end was the paladin.
>Not one of the filthy heretics being punished for their sinful lust.

Step it up anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588784
>Paladin-chan reaming an STD slut's sloppy pussy with a huge insertion that pops all her slimy pustules
This is your fetish, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588701
Spiritually
Transmitted
Disease

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588878
Ok, there's purification and then there's this. Ew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588878
Can you please not

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/dpLNA1Dk68M

Taunkis selling magazines

[Anonymous No.]

>>18586314
I will never not be mad about Apsara. She's a milk elemental... who doesn't lactate. She just, what, dances, that's her "monster" shtik? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587635
The problem or not with blue slimes is that they're not gifted with a sufficient grasp of social mores to be dissuaded from milking your cummies in polite company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588018
Dicksuckinglips?
On a monstergirl?
CALL THE FUCKING COPS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588936
It would be better if she was selling the cleaning gun and toilet grenade.
I love that show

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588878
Why does this thread always twist stuff into horrific /d/ tier shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588982
They're better when they're subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588982
Anon, those are 'bee-stung' lips except the bee was a whole hive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588992
>twist stuff
How can you twist >>18588672 ? It's literally the worst post imaginable to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that buff and fluffy Bumble-chan is going to be waking up soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589057
Girls with no stingers don't deserve the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589072
But Bumble-chan has a stinger though.

[Anonymous No.]

Fatty kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589211
>pictured: thin kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589211
>That
>Fat

Jinko-san please, cheshires have you beat as the fat cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589223
Maybe jinkos have this warped sense where not having muscle is seen as fat, regardless of whether they actually have pudge or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589224
This

How big is your monster girl folder /mgt/?
Mine is just barely pushing towards 4.5 gigs.

I blame all the fat cheshire butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589211
I think that Jinko Engineer might have some serious body image issues if she thinks that she's fat. Or is it just because she's toned instead of ripped like other Jinkos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315
> be tank
> sign up to mosntergirl party
> first battle against roguish bandits
> successfully defeat them
> but the Raiju lightning mage took an arrow to the knee
> party's Girtablilu thief has bound the wound with a bandage
> but you don't have a dedicated cleric
> and your mage ain't walking anywhere any time soon
> whole party turns to look at you
"What?"
> lying on the dirt, Raiju wiggles her electric blue eyebrows at you in spite of ger pallid complexion
"You, like, want me to carry her or something"
> the girls all exchange smug glances
> downed mage half-winces, half-grins like only a wounded zapweasel can
> "Nice of you to offer, but n-no. I'd like some... "medicine", if you don't mind"
"Aren't mages supposed to be smart? I'm a fighter, not a healer"
> "You're a male. Which means you're well equipped for spirit energy healing ;)"
"Hey that's not what I signed up f-"
> Girtablilu's stinger sinks into your back
> On the floor before you can even cry out
> other girls tear off your armour, your codpiece practically flies off itself as your venom-induced erection stabs upwards
> rest of the party helps Raiju up, hobbles her over
> can't tell whether her heavy breathing is from her wound or the sight of your engorged cock
> other girls help her stand over you... and just sits her right down on top of your dick
> "Hnnn... come on, give me that m-medicine..."
> Too weak to move herself, the other girls graps her calves and help her bob up and down on your shaft
> "Ganbatte! Ganbatte!"
> Raiju is drenched in sweat, weakly adding her movements as best she can
> Although with you paralysed and her hamstrung you're both mostly just marionettes in the rest of the party's sexual puppet show
> Girtablilu venom doesn't let you last long
> Your semen explodes inside her, colour visibly flowing back into the Raiju's skin with each audible wet thump from your semen hitting her insides
> "yes, Yes, YES! Do it, that's your job you little slut, medicine me~eee~eeeee!!"
> High-fives the other girls as lightning courses through her hair, mana and health bars recharged
> "Go for it girls, full recharge for everyone!"
> Entire party runs a train on you for a whole hour
> In the end, even when the venom wears off you can't stand
> Useless for the next battle
> And the next one
> you're just used for the girls to heal, recharge, and in the end just de-stress
> after fights, at night in the tents, or indeed whenever they feel like it
> tfw you become literal healslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589237
>Skinnyfat Jinko
>Only has a 4-pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589253
>Do you have a 6 pack?
>Uh well I have one big pack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589234
Would you want to be bullied in high school by a gang of Cheshire Sisters with plump jiggly butts?
How would you react to finally getting coerced up to their bedroom only to find out there's six of them when you thought there were only two?

>>18589238
But imagine the post sex cuddles though anon.
>Raiju nuzzled up to you, lying on your chest with her head under your chin.
>Girtabilu hugging you from behind with her boobs resting on top of your head
>Salamander fighter and Cheshire rogue clinging to either side of you with their cheeks against yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589238
This is exactly why you should only adventure with all-human teams or, if there's no other choice, a well-crafted chastity belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589234
Feline fannies are at fault for a lot of things.

>>18589259
See, now this makes me wonder how an actually fat jinko handles it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589264
Inseminate and double up on the number of fat Cheshire butts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589238
This is exactly how I expect mixed-species adventuring to turn out and I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589234
>How big is your monster girl folder /mgt/?
14gbs of monster girls but doujins and games are stored in their own folders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589272
I want a chubby neet CC jinko to impregnate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589283
>Strongfat NEET jinko
>Her room is a mix of lifting equipment and computer stuff.
>Wears glasses and wears tanktops

Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589253
Don't tease her about her gymnast's build anon! She can't get all muscular like her sisters because then she wouldn't be able to work on the machines at the shop properly! She wouldn't be flexible enough!
You are now imagining a Jinko in a tank top and overalls covered in oil-like demonic energy from machines she works with stretching out so she doesn't pull something when her break's over.
You are now imagining seeing her bend over, unintentionally giving you a great view of how her overalls hug her plump ass and how her decently sized chest isn't held back by a bra.

>>18589259
Don't talk to her about fitness anon, you'll make her sad! Instead, talk to her about engineering shit, she'll talk your ear off with the most adorable look on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589238
> Raiju is drenched in sweat, weakly adding her movements as best she can
> Although with you paralysed and her hamstrung you're both mostly just marionettes in the rest of the party's sexual puppet show
Do you mind not giving me a cripplesex fetish anon, I have too many disgusting interests from these threads already

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589286
How is a jinko supposed to use a computer with her BIG MEATY CLAWS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589275
So a total of twelve sisters? Anon, could you handle eleven smug Cheshire asses being shoved in your face as you violently thrust into the twelfth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589303
Specially built keyboards

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589303
Special keyboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589295
I want to ask her about what kind of engineering she’s into? Mechanical? Chemical? Electrical? Civil? Or is she an actual railroad engineer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589307
What are you talking about? After the first generation the new 6 would all be cousins.
Do you not understand the birds and the butts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589303
Don't waste images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589320
I was planning on deleting it, don't worry retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589319
Ah, I misinterpreted.
I thought you wanted twice as many sisters to knock up. How adorable would your daughterus be and how would you react to them finally bringing a boy home during their college years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589316
She works in mechanical engineering, building vehicles for inhabitants of the Demon Realms under the supervision of a particularly high ranked Gremlin and possibly a tech oriented Lilim.
She's probably worked on repairs for actual trains too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589337
>a particularly high ranked Gremlin and possibly a tech oriented Lilim
They better be working on a machine that opens the portal and doesn't go the way of Event Horizon with Pandemonium instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>18588315

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589331
>Implying I'd let icky boys date my little girls
>Implying I wouldn't have a shotgun cocked and ready to shove in his face the moment they brought him home.
>Implying I wouldn't chase him out of my house at first sight.
>Implying I wouldn't fire off a few blanks to get the message across.

Daddy isn't letting NO ONE touch his girls.
NO ONE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18587961
>Sphinx asking Anon a riddle
>"What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?"
>Anon thinks about it, really, really hard
>"YOU"
>Sphinx looks confused, with a 'Is this guy for real?' expression
>"Four legs for when you finally wake up, two legs when the day is well under way, and three when you're riding my cock."
>Even Anon's cries of pleasure can't escape the ruins

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589337
Awesome. She’s winning me over already. I always wondered what kind of transportation they would have in MGE. Imagine a Centaur or a Lamia driving a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589368
I'd imagine that'd be quite difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589347
wHeRe We'Re GoInG wE dOn'T nEed cLoThEs To WeAr
box contains severely torn human pants and jinko spats splattered with smelly white discharge

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589352
> deep moral choices
TOUCC

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589352
>WELCOME TO DIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589368
Just imagine a Succubus driving a 50s era car powered by liquid demonic energy through a Demon Realm city to get to her job.
Also imagine the fact that if you ran out of gas, all you'd have to do is go fuck in the backseat with her until the ambient demonic energy kickstarts the car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589352
God MGQ is fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>I'll never get to bring a nerdy monster girl to DND with the friends.

Life is empty

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that the Tanukis want to steal your goo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589476
And I want to steal one's hand in marraige!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589415
I thought it was fun. There were some very cute girls on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589485
It didn't. Aside from maybe the bandit girls and the silver fox everything was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589434
>"Um, my character's name is Lisa Pureheart, the human paladin. Not only is she a trained warrior, but she's popular with boys as well because she's pretty and a human."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589499
Now the only question is if that's a silver dragon or a unicorn.

I, meanwhile, shall continue to play my rasicst uncle style dwarf cleric.
He's the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589510
Go away /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589499
I'd assume around this point someone would ask the poor girl if she was okay.
You are now imagining a chubby Succubus wearing a baggy sweater that still barely hides her tits, jeans, librarian glasses and messy and unkempt hair.
You are now imagining her heartpupiling the moment you kiss her and shove her onto the bed to mating press her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589415
>>18589496
Luckily you're free to have poor taste without repercussions.

Though you may want to start worrying if you're from UK at this rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589403
>Cherry red 60s Corvette
>Succubus wearing pearls and matching lipstick
Hot diggity!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589524
Oh yeah, I forgot about the Harpy village. Alright so there's like three good girls in that shitheap of a VN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589434
>first session with an Oomukade
>you almost had to drag her there physically, never takes her eyes off her character sheet, rolls meekly, DM narrates what her character does and she either agrees or disagrees with a shy nod of her head
>mostly agrees

>most recent session
>first to show up, with home-made brownies, roleplays as her motherly sorceress character with a sultry confidence and power, but still casual enough to be the butt of the joke or take a pratfall every once in a while
>you're finally starting to see a tiny bit of that confidence in her everyday life too
Never ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589530
Once again, you're free to have a shite opinion about things.

Even things you probably didn't play enough to form a proper opinion about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589354
>Knock up 6 cheshires at once.
>They all give birth around the same time.

>The eldest is basically a prodigy with an IQ of around 168 and is working on a double PHD in quantum physics and mathematics. She has a massive ego, bragging about her achievements to her father and teasing her younger sisters religiously. Gets off on being called a good girl and having her head patted.

>The second eldest has a massive inferiority complex from being compared to her elder sister. Lucked out in the brains and charisma department maintaining a straight B-C average and barely able to talk to other people besides her father. Father introduced her to video games at a young age and it remains their one shared hobby that they bond over.

>3rd child is a bit spacey but has a talent for art and speaks fluent french that she self-taught. Apparently makes a lot of portraits of her sisters and her father. Constantly begs him to pose naked for her to his embarrassment. She doesn't really seem to notice the eldest's teasing or the 4th's bad attitude.

>4th child is a delinquent and constantly gets into fights. She actually had to go to the hospital after getting an eye clawed out by a particularly bad-mannered hellhound. She smokes, stays out late, constantly skips class and has a massive heart-throbbing crush on her father that makes her get all red faced whenever she talks to him.

>The fifth one died at a young age in a horrible accident and had to be resurrected by a lich. She has a disturbingly dark sense of humor and constantly unsews some of her body parts to pull pranks on others. Avid fan of horror movies and the only one that actively hangs out with the 3rd.

The 6th became a sabbath member and was transformed into a perma-loli when she was 12. She likes tea-parties, dressing up, and is a psychotic sadist that constantly talks to some figment of her imagination she calls Horton as if he were really there. She also like sweets and is really easy to bribe.

Now then, Anon. I take it you'll be treating his daughters with the respect they deserve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589524
Not one of those two, but what really bothered me was that there was literally not a single h-scene in the entire thing that wasnt hard femdom.
There were cute characters in there and some really good scenes, but they all started to blend together for me because all you ever got was luca getting raped and humiliated, even the post-game and lovey dovey ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589539
Take your trash game back to /vg/ and stay there. MGQ is absolute garbage and Chapter 3 was an utter mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589496
I can't remember all of them but I thought a lot were cute and some of sex scenes were pretty okay, without death and other stuff. Part 3 was definitely not for sex though and was only used to close up the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589525
You are now imagining a CC Cougar Succubus taking you out for a night of dancing and fun, sweeping you off your feet and lighting up your life.
You are now imagining her driving you home, laying you down on her bed and giving you the most mindblowing blowjob you could imagine without even taking off her cocktail dress.
You are now imagining her stripping down to nothing but a pair of ballroom gloves and her stockings and riding you senseless while shoving your face between her massive tits.
You are now imaging the last sight you have before passing out from exhaustion is her milking a "pearl necklace" out of you with her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589557
You have some pretty shit taste if you think the sex in MGQ is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589554
Calm your anus, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589553
Luca is a terrible protagonist and Alice is a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589554
>Take normal monster girl discussion to somewhere else
Just because you don't like it doesn't mean it has to fuck off. We're not talking about futa or ntr either so don't even start.

>>18589561
>Putting penis in vagina and getting raped is bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589548
God could you imagine how annoying Cheshire daughterus would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589585
>e're not talking about ntr
Yet you're talking about MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589585
>Vore
>Absorption
>Snuff
>NTR
MGQ is god awful garbage made to appeal to degenerates with shit taste. Go away you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh cool the thread thought police are back.

Better watch out guys, you're only allowed to talk about MGE right now, anything else and they just go nutso.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589554
The only mistake here is your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589588
As a cheshire fag, I've always pictured them to be quite lovely. Albeit the pranks would be a bit of a problem but, that's why you spank them and slowly turn them into massive masochists like their mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589603
>Better watch out guys, you're only allowed to talk about MGE right now
Whoa dude you can't just say that, they'll say you're wrong and tell you to fuck off yet continue to go nuclear whenever someone posts another source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589522
She might have a hard time separating herself and her character if NPCs try to seduce her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589596
>>18589601
Like I've said, there were plenty of cute and good girls and it's not even forced either, all you had to do was not lose or choose the right option. Yes, it exists in the setting but that doesn't mean you NEED to talk and conplain about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589603
MGQ had a /vg/ thread for a reason. If you want to talk about that crap you can go there to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589620
Just imagine some poor boy going into her room after dating her for a while only for her to break out the leather and chains and demand he spank her as hard as possible while he fucks her.
Her moans and screams might enhance the experience for him though. Especially when her pussy clamps down on him tighter with ever spank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589626
>plenty of cute and good girls
There were maybe five good girls in each chapter. That's not plenty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589622
>Netoge, but with a succubus
I love it. Pack it, Ship it, Sell it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589628
And there's monster girl threads that talk about MGE on /d/, what's your point? It's not like there's one set place to talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589622
>Anon's bard seduces yet another maiden to get information.
>Succubus' character gets weirdly possessive despite the characters not being together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589645
>We should talk about shit because those faggots on /d/ talk about MGE girls having fifteen foot dicks and shitting dick nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589628
This still isn't an MGE thread, please return to lebbit

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:
>Alps and other species using shitposting as hatefucking foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589663
This isn't an MGQ thread either, please go back to /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

Any bitching about how the Chief God and Demon Lord are trash in MGE can be applied to MGQ tenfold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589672
K.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589655
>Talking about monster girls is talking about shit
Not only that, the /d/ thread doesn't even have futa and don't start with the "go back to /d/ thing" just because I know that. There is literally nothing wrong with talking about girls from other settings.

>>18589665
But it is a monster girl thread and guess what, MGQ has monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589678
Then let's talk about monster girl ntr since that has monster girls too, Or how about monster boys fucking monster girls since that has monster girls involved. Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589685
Kill yourself, ,,kudasai''

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589696
Why? I thought you implied that as long as It has monster girls that it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589603
Shit, I’m a rebel now.

[Anonymous No.]

Best fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589704
Worst fox.

[Anonymous No.]

How about old school magic lamias?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589685
Fuck I mentioned the /d/ thing but I forgot to tell you to not be retarded again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589707
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589704
>Put lotion on
>While in the water
It’s just wasteful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589707
I thought the worst fox in MGQ was that centaur one with the tentacle tails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589628
This is titled Monster Girl thread. You yourselves got fucking booted from /a/ by being overtly generalized by talking about EMG, MGQ, and MGs in general instead of exclusively about MGs in anime or manga.

Thought police go and stay go, if you want some MGE only thread title it as such and ask the mods to enforce it that way.

Otherwise you're being legitimate cancer and stifling discussion because "I don't like <thing> so nobody else should be allowed to talk about <thing>".

Stop pretending to be retarded, this is /jp/, talking about MGs from a game made in Japan in a thread specifically made for MGs is about as /jp/ as /jp/ can get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589718
Yao is a lame fox.

>>18589726
That's not a fox, that's an abomination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589727
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589735
Do you understand how bad this reply makes you look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589655
>missing the point

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589730
Abominations are the best and cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you be willing to try a death spiral with your harpy wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589745
They certainly are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589742
Why would I care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589753
>Death Spiral

Please god tell me it's like the Crocodile death spin thing but in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589742
MGQfaggots don't deserve a serious reply. Especially ones that space their posts out like that. MGQ and it's obnoxious fans can go somewhere else if they want to discuss their trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589755
They are top cute. Horrifyingly cute.

[Anonymous No.]

How about flame demon-things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589754
It's kind of important when having an argument to not look like you're insane, otherwise no one will consider it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589754
So you're just shitting up the thread and using the "everything that's not mge is futa ntr" excuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589761
Sort of. She flies you up as high as possible then you both mate while free falling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589765
>TFTfag is going all out tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589768
Not cute, very not cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589770
Sounds like a lava golem with a chunni demonic streak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589777
>If you don't like MGQ you're from Bob's shit eating circlejerk
What kind of retarded logic is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589789
Not liking MGQ =/= going apeshit when anyone posts about MGQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589774
>>18589775
If you want to talk about MGQ you can go to /tg/, /vg/, /trash/ or even /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589784
>Prepare to be dragged to the depths of lavalavaland!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589798
Lava twice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589727
>Otherwise you're being legitimate cancer and stifling discussion because "I don't like <thing> so nobody else should be allowed to talk about <thing>".
They don't care if they're cancer as long as they can have their exclusive thread where only a watered down version of the accepted setting is allowed. They whine about anything that isn't MGE but they don't even talk about MGE either
>Stop pretending to be retarded, this is /jp/, talking about MGs from a game made in Japan in a thread specifically made for MGs is about as /jp/ as /jp/ can get.
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589805
Lavaland is copyrighted. She thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589797
Or, here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589784
Well we don't have much to go one when comes to the vulcans other than they serve that onyx guy
The can also fly, so theres that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589815
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589805
It sounds like something from a Mario game. Noice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589793
>>18589807
If you don't like it you can go somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589818
>onyx guy
Well now it's ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589826
I hear sitars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589808
How about LavaLoverLand?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589859
That's just a mouthful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589789
There's a difference between not liking MGQ and angrily shitposting every time someone dares mention it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589841
Not sexually, there just members of his kingdom
Onyx is after valkyrie pussy anyway, but is still a dick as said pussy is MARRIED

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589833
Or you could. Make the MGE only thread, create your own paradise m8. Only KC, MGE fan art, and MGE related canon stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589862
You could drop the R to make it LavaLovaLand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589864
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589869
Or you could go somewhere else where your shit is accepted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589870
>Lava golem is trying to be chuuni
>But her invitation instead sounds rather fun and exotic and comfortable for a vacation spot
>"Sure! LavaLovaLand sounds great!"
>"Eeeehh?!"
>The mountain rumbles a bit beneath her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589870
Well now it just sounds even weirder to say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589881
You should try to wait a few seconds before chainposting if you want to pretend to be several people.
>>18589821
>>18589833

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589894
?

[Anonymous No.]

So is monster girl yuri finally allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589894
He’s not pretending, he’s just retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589869
>Only KC, MGE fan art, and MGE related canon stories.
But people here don't like canon either, discuss the "wrong" part of canon and the angry posts about how KC is a hack who can't be trusted with his own setting will follow.
>>18589894
Holy shit those two posts line up perfectly, he's really samefagging.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589894
It's pretty useless trying to talk with him. He clearly has mamono mana addiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589881
>Posting Monster girls in the monster girl thread isn't acceptable

We've gone full circle and I'm getting off the ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589929
Best demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589929
Good monster girls are fine, but the problem with MGQ is that nothing in it is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589929
I prefer Angels to devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589929
Kneesocks > Scanty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589962
This is the truth. However Demon Sisters > Angel sluts by a wide margin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589929
>getting off
How about just posting monster girls and ignoring the obvious samefag?
>>18589945
But they're perfect for bigamy together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589944
Except for the bunch of girls who are really good.

>The circle continues

Not this time, not today, I'm going to play Vermintide instead of dealing with a brick wall.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to not actually reply to the thought police as it just encourages them. Post whatever monstergirl content you want, as long as it is safe for work/on topic/etc., and ignore the meltdown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589944
Right, only mge is good and we should only talk about that. The setting might have it's shit points but we only focus on the good stuff. Can't do that with other settings though.

[Anonymous No.]

Raising a family with White Horn-san, Wintersburg's #1 teacher

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589977
Again, there are far too many girls that are outright terrible to make discussing MGQ worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589984
>Post whatever monstergirl content you want,
Anon, there still needs to be some form of standards. Just because he's being a faggot doesn't mean we should start posting shit like Siths or Alps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589989
What's Wendy Wendigo doing over there? She's always getting lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589988
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589989
>>18590017
I imagine she's just quietly screaming the whole time in that image as White Horn-san and her husband discuss their days. They're nonchalant about Wendy getting lost and ending up at their house again because it happens very frequently. Any minute now Papa Wendigo will be over to apologize and pick her up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589976
And they just hand out these things to ten year olds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590032
Well it's not like you can fuck them or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590032
God what I wouldn't give for one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589944
>but the problem with MGQ is that nothing in it is good.
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590041
Not with that attitude you can't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590046
It's luck of the draw really.
>>18590057
Lillithmon is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590048
Holy shit, I was about to post that exact image.
Great minds think alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590048
Sorry, should have said that almost nothing in it is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18589944
Come on now, I dropped MGQ on part 1 but it has some cute girls at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590073
Most of those "cute" girls have terrible things that come with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590028
>”She’s so cute and her parents are so nice too”
>”Yeah... I can’t wait until we have a child of our own”
>”ᵏʸᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18590082
Then talk about the good parts, seems to work for wendigos with MGE.
Canonically they turn you into a giant monster that stretches them out with a 10 foot wang but they're still popular due to how cute they are and no one talks about the bad part of them.

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Maid patterned school swimsuits for when the maids clean things like the bathtub or pool.
Maybe even having it on under the regular uniform all the time.

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>>18589945
Angels are scarier than devils.

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>>18590116
It's not like people ignore that part.

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>>18590122
How?

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>>18590116
You're comparing two completely different things. MGE encourages using the setting more as a general guide where you can do whatever you want. MGQ does not do this so Alice's tail vore or the NTR mermaid are a lot harder to ignore.

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>>18590125
It's still there but it's more like a gentle protective farther figure that protects them rather than monster mc thundercock.

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>>18590116
Works with the other unlikable monsters and parts of the setting too for some reason. It's like the other anon said, you can ignore the bad parts of MGE but you can't ignore the bad parts about the other settings.

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>>18590125
Are they about to eat that poor Whitehorn?

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>>18590138
>Have a choice whether or not you want to lose or see certain scenes
>It's forcing it

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>>18590143
Dickings are always assumed for every MG in MGE, so writing it into everything is pretty redundant.

>>18590156
Nah, she's the deliverygirl.

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>>18590138
Don't be shit at the game then faggot

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Oh my god, just shut the fuck up you colossal faggots.

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>>18590125
We just make it comfy. So you’re turned into a giant monster. What you do with it is your decision. Some people choose to protect their family with that power.
>>18590156
Of course not! He girls are just looking at the stretchy meat on her chest.

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>>18590138
>MGQ does not do this so Alice's tail vore or the NTR mermaid are a lot harder to ignore.
It's easy, just don't talk about those ones just like it's discouraged to talk about siths and alps.

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>>18590161
>>18590171
Ignoring shit that is directly referenced in the game is just retarded.

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>>18590177
>>18590177
>, just don't talk about those ones
dude for monster musume these guys bee lined on just one character as a reason to never talk about it.

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>>18590177
Or just don't talk about MGQ at all, that way it never has a chance to get brought up. There are better settings out there if you want to talk about non-mge girls.

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>>18590122
Angels are terrifying.
>>18590126
For a start a loli angel could break into your house and confiscate your porn so she can turn you into her ideal man.

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>>18590167
>Anon has to apologize for his daughterus being so rambunctious to the food delivery girl again.
>She's starting to get used to the little tykes.
How long until she's basically their honorary Onee-san?

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>>18590181
Ignoring shit that's directly referenced in the encyclopedia is retarded

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>>18590181
People do it with MGE

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>>18590197
>loli
No thanks you. Give me Michael or give me death. Seriously I could use the exercise.

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>Does this offend you?

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>>18590199
>>18590201
Apples and oranges. KC himself says that his setting isn't supposed to be taken 100% literally while the same cannot be said for MGQ. What you two are doing is as retarded as posting a monster girl from an NTR doujin and telling people to just ignore the NTR that happens later on.

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>>18590211
>while the same cannot be said for MGQ.
TT has been pretty ok with every doujn game or comic anyone makes, even ok with that god aweful 3d game.

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I want to train a loli Dryad's tight little anus with various fruit and vegetables!

Then I'm going to use said fruits and vegetables to make a salad which I will make the loli Dryad eat all of!

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Why are dragons so clingy?
they're supposed to be rulers of the earth.

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>>18590198
She's onee to all the little ones of Wintertown.

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>>18590223
That's fan work that happens with fucking everything. Not a good argument.

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>>18590190
Which all get shot down for various reasons.
>no mamono mana
>there's a male x in the series that's never focused on
>one obscure side character cheated so every girl is an ntring whore without exception
>it's video game/anime/manga so it belongs on /v/, /vg/ or /v/
>fuck off posts without any reasoning behind it
>claiming other settings are okay with no alternatives given
>>18590211
The setting itself is fairly take it or leave it, it's there and that can't be changed. It's the profiles that have wiggle room.

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>>18590237
Then maybe you should go somewhere else if you're going to be this thinskinned.

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>>18590245
Or I could stay here and talk about monster girls like the other 2-3 people trying to discuss things are.

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Not sure why I bothered to check this thread on a weekend

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>>18590245
>he said without a hint of irony

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>>18590251
Then don't get assmad when someone doesn't like the shit you post.

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>>18590245
I can't believe this post.

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>>18590233
Just imagine her walking through town with a bunch of Wendigos, Yetis and Yuki-Onnas following her in fashionable little snowcoats she knit herself.

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>>18590233
Does she read to the little ones at the library? I bet she even does sound effects and funny voices.

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Alright, no more MGE. It's very obvious that it brings nothing but cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

So does this mean that I can talk about toku monster girls now?

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>>18590270
Not quite. That's usually done by her mother.

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>>18590270
You know she does.

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>>18590274
>thinking the threads bread and butter will ever go away
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

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>>18590257
Anon I think you're projecting, I'm not the one telling people to fuck off and leave.

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>>18590297
I bet her mother runs the Orphanage.

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>>18590297
Fuck I never noticed those blue eyes until now. That’s adorable.

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>>18590322
This family is too pure. I fucking hate it. I can’t love something that pure, I’d ruin it!

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TO BATTLE!

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>>18590330
Is that fucking Hector.

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>>18590330
Sir, I believe your mount is giving you a speed penalty.

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We should all calm down a pick up a good book.
You like reading right? I would love to discuss books with a hakutaku or lamia

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>Akaname PE teacher makes you exercise hard so you sweat a lot
>She then licks you all over afterwards

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67171104

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>>18590330
>"Come on dear, ride me like pig!"
>..."Okay, this isn't what I meant but I think I'm fine with this too."

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>>18590336
Looks enough like it

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I like both MGE and MGQ

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>>18589238
>tfw you leave the party at the next town
>mixing work and pleasure never works out

[Anonymous No.]

i like monster girls

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>>18590377
I like small monster girls

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>>18588361
Dumb shoes!

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>>18590397
I like big monster girls.

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>>18590330
Oh ho intensifies

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>>18590350
Well since I'm too bored to write...

>Introducing a Sandworm and a Pharaoh to Frank Herbert's Dune

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>>18590434
How big? I like very big monster girls.

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>>18590434
I like dragon girls.

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>>18590434
I like big breasted monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

Do undead sleep?
It'd be unnerving if a lich tried to sleep with you and just stared at you all night and listened to your heartbeat.

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>>18590466
You're wrong. That would be incredibly cute.

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>>18590478
Especially if she hummed slightly to help you fall asleep. https://youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

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>>18590447
Very big.
>>18590459
Same here.

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>>18590252
Modest butts are the best

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>>18590377
DOPE ROPE

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Instead of buff Jinkos, imagine thin, lean, runner jinkos with a little bit of wolf blood in them. Now imagine this situation with one:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTHDxJ_JWzY
This is what I want for a Cheetah girl.

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>>18590466
>>18590478
>you stir in your sleep, a weight pressing down on your chest just enough to make breathing a little bit difficult
>opening your eyes, you're met by the sight of your Lich wife laying on your chest, her ear over where your heart is
>sensing that you woke up, she slowly turns her head towards you, bangs mostly covering her eyes
>"Hello." she says plainly, her deep purple eyes peering back at you
>"Hello..." you whisper back, offering her a smile
>"I felt your heartbeat speed up a few moments ago, were you dreaming?"
>her inquisitiveness is something you've always loved about her, and you reach up to brush the messy bangs out of her eyes
>"I was just dreaming of you, dear."
>your wife doesn't reply, instead burying her face back into your chest, her legs kicking slightly in embarrassment under the covers
>you just smile, wrapping your arms around her and closing your eyes, content to let her keep listening to your heartbeat

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>>18590602
Liches should not be allowed to be this damn cute. They are meant to be lewd, not cute!

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>>18590633
Liches have always been very cute.

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>>18590350
How about a hakutaku thats uptight about learning but has a comic stash?
>"its not entertainment!...I was just exploring various drawing styles!"

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>>18590641
I want to hug that Lich so damn much.

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>>18590330
I prefer it like this.

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>>18590659
Hug every Lich every day

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>>18590377
I like villain monster girls.

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>>18590397
does a regular dragon employee a large amount of these to gather gold for her?

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>>18590669
A Lich hug a day keep the... doctor away?
That sounded better in my head, considering she is the doctor.

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>>18590692

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>>18590739
What would her superpower or Stand be?

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>>18590734
Got a glitch? Hug a lich!

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>>18590642
At that, you should point out that she could just use her scanning magic to know all about the book without opening it

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>>18590739
Dumb snake.

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>>18590756
>”W-well yeah... But it’s not the same thing! There’s a difference between reading about a city and going there right? It’s like that!"

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>>18590692
She doesn't look very evil.

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If plant girls like Dryads/Alraunes/Barometz(s?) eat fruits and vegetables, is it cannibalism in any way? Or Mershark and shark-fin soup kr something.

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>>18590795
We’ve been over this before. It would be like eating primate meat. A little in the uncanny valley, but not out and out taboo.

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>>18590598
My brain is trying to force cheetah ribcage proportions onto this and I to forcefully warp the image I get. I've had to do the same thing with woosels and I hate it.

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>>18590795
Sharks are fish and they eat fish. Birds of prey eat smaller birds. It's all natural.

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>>18590748
Angry gremlin and succuvirus.psd

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>>18590602
>tfw no undead to cuddle with

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>>18590870
>"holy shit is she biting you, man?!
>"No, she's just... hugging me gently"

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>>18590899
Love bites from a ghoul sound pretty nice. Any girl that doesn't need to sleep still willing to spend the night in bed just to be close to you is a treasure in her own way though. I suppose I do prefer them to be lucid enough to make the conscious decision rather than just following what feels good though.

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>>18590899
I liked the MonMusu interpretation of zombification where a healthy immune system could fight it off, but if someone were on the verge of dying, they would become zombies instead of dying. It makes being gnawed on by zombies more acceptable and zombification as palliative care more logical.

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>>18590914
Shame that just about everything else relating to being a zombie in MGQ sucks shit.

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Friendly reminder that human semen is the best way to cure a monstergirl of any manner of ailments and injuries, especially when they're young!

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>>18590935
I think by MonMusu he means monster musume.

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>>18590870
I want to hug a sticc Lich very carefully to not hurt her.

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>>18590938
Yes. The manga with the tits, not the game previously discussed.

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>>18590937
>MG daughteru falls and skins her knee
>cones to you for a quickie and then happily goes out to play again, fully healed

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>>18590947
But anon, Undeads can't feel pain!

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>>18590938
I know, that was a mistake on my part because of the shitstorm earlier. My point still stands with EMG's zombies which is a damn shame because Zombina is top cute.

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>>18590958
I think its a good thing,
it removes the whole question of you possibly becoming a zombie from getting with a zombie.

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>>18590955
What if I enjoy the sort of finesse that sticc hugs require, huh? I want to treat her like a delicate crystal flower even if she can't feel pain!

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>>18590964
Well that's all the more reason to anon, since she can't feel pain that's all the more reason to be extra careful!

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>>18590937
>>18590953
DO NOT

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>>18590968
It's be absolutely horrifying to see her bend over backwards at the waist after being hugged too hard. I bet she'd be very cute in her confusion, though.

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>>18590958
Besides that thing that people here like to bring up, My only other complaint is how “jokey” it feels some times with girls personalities being determined by old sayings or puns. Like the harpy memory and the rotten fascination.

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>>18590972
Daughteru dickers live up to their name.

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>>18590963
But the problem with EMG zombies is the whole formaldehyde blood and one tiny accidental bite could make you seriously sick.

>>18590998
Well it is a comedy series, but it's understandable that someone would get sick of it since Crabman really likes to overuse his jokes.

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>>18591005
They dick daughters?

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>>18591022
I’m mostly mad for ruining Papi with the 3 steps nonsense. I can live with the rest of it.

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>>18591024
Every woman is someone's daughter, so aren't we all daughteru dickers in the end?

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>>18591022
>one tiny accidental bite could make you seriously sick.
didnt the manga said most healthy humans antibodies were able to fight it off easily?

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>>18591036
Quiet, you!

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>>18591024
Yes they do, and sometimes they go even beyond that.

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>>18591037
Maybe, I've stopped reading EMG long before the mothers even showed up. By humans aren't always healthy.

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>>18591042
Even further beyond you say?

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>>18589539
I hope dryad is updated soon.

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>>18590955
Well not physical pain.

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>>18591057
Yes, they dick the grand daughterus too. It's a good thing the numbers get so high they can't breed anymore.

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>>18591125
What about KDF?

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>>18591131
He goes even further beyond in a different way.

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>>18591074
Can they feel the pain of being cummed inside with a condom?

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>>18591140
I want to use a whole bunch of condoms to have sex with my waifu until she passes out, and then dump all of the cum we stored up all over her.

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>>18591131
He's pretty tame. He just dicks the daughteru and likes to keep it that way.

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>>18591150
You know what would be fun? Chaining a Whitecap to a chair and letting her go crimson just so I could fuck her with a condom.

Imagining the look on her face brings me great happiness.

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>>18591168
Yeah, if you ignore the rest of his fetishes.

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>>18591214
Well yes, I meant in just the daughteru dicking way. If you take all his fetishes and the things he's okay with into account then you get a very degenerate person.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Hey, why the hell where you keeping Anon close to you during that last fight? Healers should stick with the tank."
>"Berzerkers need healing more than tanks, you dumb slut."
>"Dumb? I'm not the idiot who chose a class that throws themselves head first into battle and lets themselves get hurt, stupid bitch."
>"Goddamnit, I keep telling you two I'm a mage, not a cleric. Now stop fighting already."

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>>18591236
What’s the difference between a Berzerker and a Tank?

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>>18591236
Being the only mage in the party isn't easy. At least until you hit a certain level and realize magic being straight fighting every time.

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>>18591252
Tanks soak up damage and berzerkers do damage

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>>18591252
DPS vs, well Tank

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>>18591261
Like Heavy vs Soldier? I never got into shooters, nor RPGs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18591252
berserkers in most settings have effects that let them do extra damage in exchange of taking extra damage or straight up damaging themselves

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>>18591289
Yeah. Or a Charger vs a Tank.

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>>18591236
Is the Berserker drawing aggro and expecting heals? This is important.

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>>18591336
Yes. Jaded magical anon will probably call her a scrub.

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>>18591336
>>18591351
Reminds me of the old WotLK fury warrior rotation.
>Intercept, recklessness, bloodthirst, whirlwind, request rez

[Anonymous No.]

What (unintentionally) embarrassing things would you do to your daughterus?
My list would probably look like this:
>get really drunk and loud at her little league games
>show every boy she brings home my gun collection
>tell an enormous amount of dad jokes to the point my waifu is telling me to stop

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>>18591380
Only the last one. No one deserves an alcoholic parent. No one.

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>>18591380
Other than the gratuitous dad jokes, I don't know of anything else unintentional anon.