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Don Ge

>> No.18554095

Useless bunny.

>> No.18554125

>>18554095
Only good for

>> No.18554132

>>18554125

>> No.18554187
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18554187

>>18554125
Cuddling

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>> No.18554359

>>18554187
I want to very carefully masturbate over Tewi's face, my throbbing member being a few millimeters away from her lips, her warm breath making it glisten with precum, then ejaculate with the force of a thousand suns on reisen's hair and make her look stupid in the morning lol

>> No.18554400

>>18554125
Hugs!

>> No.18554406

>>18554359
I'm afraid cumming with the force of a thousand suns on her face would not only tear it to shreds, but also create a black hole where her skull used to be. And I doubt she'd retain her sexiness after that, anon.

>> No.18554419

Expand Udonge

>> No.18554434
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18554434

>>18554125

abuse

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18554552

>>18554039
Fuck Reisen

>> No.18554892
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18554892

>>18554552

Yes please

>> No.18555028

I like secondary works that play up Reisen's military experience. She just seems so naturally carrying a rifle and lobbing grenades.

>> No.18555687

>>18554187
Why would you get 2hu images on Facebook of all places?

>> No.18564504
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18564504

>>18554359
>ejaculate with the force of a thousand suns on reisen's hair and make her look stupid in the morning lol
Audible chuckle

>> No.18575295

>>18555687
I didn't, I saved this pic on /jp/, including the filename

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18575662

>>18554419

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>>18575662
Reisen SuperBunny

>> No.18576737

>>18575295
I somewhat feel that hard to believe.

>> No.18577135

>>18576737
That's what happens when you browse /jp/ on the phone

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>>18577135
Thats a fucking lie dude.

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18577480

>>18577453
Believe what you want, I merely speak the truth.

>> No.18577518

>>18577480
Who cares.
Until then, fuck off back to fagbook 'Kudasai'

>> No.18577525

>>18554434
Stop it Tewi.

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18577538

>>18577453
>>18577135
Only with Clover though.

>> No.18578186

>>18577538
Hoarding images of Iris is NG for sanity.

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>>18577518
Fufu, you're so funny thinking you can tell me what to do, anon-chan

>> No.18578435

>>18578186
Iris Heart in Gensokyo when?

>> No.18583396

>>18578435
Never. There are too many rapists already.
All she would add is the looming threat of eternal trauma.

>> No.18583413

>>18578197

I really wish Doumou still drew touhou doujins

>> No.18593208

>>18554039
Obligatory reply to best bunny

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18593527

Seductive DonGe

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18593549

Hands-bra-jeans DonGe!

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18598686

Udonge is a really weird name. Would she be alright with being called Reisen?

>> No.18603450

>>18598686
Don't be secondary kudasai
Only eirin is permitted

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18603502

>>18598686
Do not bully the bun's name

>> No.18603895

>>18598686
Raising U Done Gay in a Bar

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18614750

Reisen wants to go shopping, what do you want to buy her?

>> No.18614772

>>18614750

Black lingerie and quality sweets

>> No.18614816

>>18614750
Skyrim VR, now available for pre-order on Steam.

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18614850

Uh oh the bunny is in heat!

>> No.18614894

the bunny sucks dick

>> No.18615052
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18615052

Can Udonge fulfill your deepest fantasies?

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18615059

>>18615052
I want Udonge to breastfeed me

>> No.18615616

>>18614772
This.
And carrot cake.

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18615629

Do you think the bun bun would like a Hot Cross Bun?

>> No.18615640

>>18615059
sauce? image search turns up nothing

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18615668

>>18615640
>image search turns up nothing
I'm in a good mood so I'll make an exception
(C89) [Anmitsuyomogitei (Michiking)] Suwasete Kudasai Udonge Mama! _ Let me suck it, Udongemama! (Touhou Project)

>> No.18615694

>>18615668
thanks mate

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>> No.18616342

>>18615052
No. But headmistress of Eientei might.

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18617444

What did she read?

>> No.18617535

>>18603450
>>18603502
But it's so strange! And Reisen is such a better and cuter name!

>> No.18617643

>>18617444
something dumb

>> No.18625612

Useful bunny, good for everything.

>> No.18625645

>>18617444
"Anon has a crush on you!"
"As your superior, I command you to reject him!"

*Reisen doesn't reject
*It happens Tewi was scheming
*Tewi gets bad ending

>> No.18625652

>>18625612
Especially useful for hugs!

>> No.18625663

>>18614750
Anything her heart yearns for

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18625681

>>18625645
I don't really care about what happens, but Reisen needs a Good Ending. She always seems to get the short end of the stick, and I mean that in a completely metaphorical and non-sexual way.

>> No.18625945

>>18617444
Is this from the Reisen Mamage comic?

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18625992

>>18625945
Nah it's just the same artist.

>> No.18626112

>>18625681
Don't worry, I understand.
I agree completely.

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18629214

Raisen is my little cute daughter.

>> No.18633762

>>18629214
My* daughter

>> No.18633946

>>18617444
>The moon rabbits are an oppressed proletariat and our situation can only be remedies through the removal of the lunarian ruling caste

>> No.18633979

>>18617444
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>> No.18633983

>>18617444

"Lunarian War" my ass. Thousands of casualties on your end and none to your enemies is so fucking abysmal, they may as well just have commit genocide on your asses and be done with it. Fuck your "Eight Million Gods in Shinto." Those sisters are absolutely INCAPABLE of anything militarily, and socially.
LIKE HOLY SHIT! THOSE COCKSUCKING "ROYALS" CAN NOT RUN SHIT, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. And they STILL have The NERVE to call themselves SUPERIOR? To EVERYONE? RELEASE THOSE BUNNIES AND BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON AND BE OVER WITH IT DAMN IT!

>> No.18635542

Reisen exists solely to be raped and experimented on by Eirin

>> No.18635576

>>18617444
"My master fucks her nephew all the time! They're married and everything!"

>> No.18639411

>>18625681
Anyone have any good end Udonge doujins/fics?

>> No.18640382

>>18635576
I actually read a doujin on this topic.

>> No.18645289

>>18554125
Hold hands

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>>18554095
>>18554125

bunnies are tasty

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18645897

>>18639411
No, because they don't exist and the world is a worse place for it.

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>>18645897
One of the most pressing issues of our modern world.

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