Monster girl thread

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Monster girl thread Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:31:31 No.18398471 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:32:11 No.18398476 You know what is a cute? My waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:33:20 No.18398492 >>18398476 Well, your waifu SMELLS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:34:27 No.18398498 >>18398492 She smells very nice indeed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:38:55 No.18398517 File: 2 KB, 125x125, 1518502065104s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a chameleon girl to rape my throat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:41:16 No.18398531 >>18398517 Posting to call attention to your shame in case you realize your mistake and delete it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:45:31 No.18398548 >2017 >not having a mg waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:45:56 No.18398554 >>18398531 It's a fairy chameleon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:46:44 No.18398558 I have a thing for damaged, stoic monsters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:47:03 No.18398560 >>18398471 Cow snake!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:47:46 No.18398564 >>18398560 Nah, it's obviously a slug

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:48:27 No.18398571 File: 91 KB, 800x509, 7bSQRN9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This kills the meido.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:50:00 No.18398579 Figure skating Glacies winning gold even with a 6.5 from the Russian Jinko judge

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:50:21 No.18398581 >>18398548 >>2017

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:53:42 No.18398594 Can automatons rebel? What if the ancient civilization collapsed because of robotic uprising? You wouldn't trust a robot would you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:55:23 No.18398604 I want to be stolen by a hellhound and her chesire friend!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:56:52 No.18398612 File: 632 KB, 1221x1400, 1518498890248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This Lich is thick. Thank you Nav.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:57:45 No.18398618 >>18398612 That's obese, fatfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:58:02 No.18398621 File: 3.47 MB, 1240x1754, 1518544682032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398492 I know, she smells great!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 12:59:40 No.18398631 >>18398618 And that's bullying, you shouldn't call that Lich, fat!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:00:40 No.18398636 >>18398621 I think she would smell of meat, campfire smoke and sweat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:00:49 No.18398637 >>18398631 She's fat you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:00:52 No.18398638 >>18398604 Stolen from who?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:00:56 No.18398639 >>18398621 >Extra Thick H'Orc Musk.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:01:59 No.18398646 >>18398637 No, she's just a little overweight!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:03:45 No.18398652 >>18398646 Stop pushing your trash tier fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:05:10 No.18398660 >>18398638 Just stolen from my life for about a 3 day to a week period, until they return me with both of them in tow.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:06:07 No.18398667 >>18398612 Cute lich! I wanna see her ‘repository of knowledge’

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:07:20 No.18398675 >>18398652 You seem mad. Did an orc grope you when you were young?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:08:57 No.18398686 >>18398675 Fuck off back to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:09:41 No.18398689 >>18398675 Being bullied by chubby P'Orcs as a child has turned him into a man who seeks out and hatefucks 'heavy-weight' Monsters.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:11:08 No.18398697 >>18398689 Truly, a tragic tale.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:11:28 No.18398699 >>18398652 No

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:12:35 No.18398702 >>18398689 Too sad, happens all the time. Someone needs to bring this up at the High Orc Councils.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:13:05 No.18398706 Fatfags are almost as cancerous as alpfags.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:13:57 No.18398712 Is it the same guy bitching about everything or is it multiple people?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:14:09 No.18398713 >>18398689 >P'Orcs So can someone explain this to me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:14:57 No.18398716 >>18398621 God damn how do i get kidnapped by a B'orc? Be a chef?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:15:11 No.18398720 >>18398713 Pig Orcs. The other white meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:15:12 No.18398721 >>18398713 Lurk more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:15:14 No.18398722 >>18398713 Pig Orcs. Pork P’orcs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:15:16 No.18398723 >>18398564 Are you calling her fat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:15:20 No.18398725 File: 297 KB, 1280x923, Dragonia queen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want more stuff about the dragon queen

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:15:26 No.18398727 >>18398712 I'd say it's multiple. It's not unusual to see people who dislike fat girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:16:14 No.18398730 >>18398716 Cooking meals for a hungry horde of Orcs would be difficult, even if they supply you with the ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:16:16 No.18398731 >>18398716 Be a chef, skilled warrior, or a nice guy for her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:17:18 No.18398734 >>18398712 I’d say the same guy in this instance, although multiple wouldn’t be unusual

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:18:42 No.18398743 File: 578 KB, 850x1201, Sample_9125e8607199bf99f69e63fe2ff1faff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Word of the day Callipygian having well-shaped buttocks. "The traveler to wonderland was eventually accosted by callipygian cat."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:20:52 No.18398758 >>18398743 That cat better have size with that shape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:21:14 No.18398761 >>18398725 She has some delicious curves.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:22:45 No.18398771 >>18398743 Soft plump kitty rump She got an ass that won't quit Give me the purple

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:23:52 No.18398781 >>18398725 >queen of dragons She must be a elder dragon What a granny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:26:27 No.18398802 >>18398781 Do you see that body, anon? She is deliciously mature and would fit greatly in some office clothes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:26:36 No.18398803 >>18398771 I still want to see alt color Cheshires, Easter themed would work perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:26:49 No.18398808 File: 610 KB, 850x804, Snug'd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398771 So you'd enjoy her snuggling in for cozy cuddles?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:30:30 No.18398828 >>18398808 Plus size feline thighs Which all men should covet most Lap pillows, good lord

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:30:49 No.18398832 >>18398808 No him but I would. Be she lapcat, cuddlecat, or musclecat, I love Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:32:46 No.18398842 Distract an overly serious monster with bacon! Everyone respects the meat of kings

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:35:05 No.18398851 I want a Cheshire to tease me into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:36:28 No.18398857 >>18398842 But that’s not a steak

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:39:44 No.18398877 >>18398851 I want tease a Cheshire

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:40:25 No.18398881 >>18398877 That's a difficult task.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:43:58 No.18398886 File: 563 KB, 1240x1753, 1514100071236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Those big fat cat tats The breasts that will save the world Time to motorboat

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:45:39 No.18398894 >>18398881 In a way, but when she tries to seduce with her chest you can comment how the holst at work is bigger and uses them better or how that oni at the gym, when flaunting her rear, has a larger and tighter one

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:46:02 No.18398897 File: 1.71 MB, 2150x3035, 67259156_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398881 They are but one clothespin away from being a mewling kitten.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:51:07 No.18398924 >>18398802 I desire to see this and more MG in office clothes in general. >>18398771 >Give me the purple Surprise apop!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:51:21 No.18398925 How do you keep a Cheshire quiet?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:52:35 No.18398933 >>18398925 Large meals, eat scritches, and manticore venom enhanced blow jobs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:53:16 No.18398938 >>18398925 A nice big ball gag.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:53:48 No.18398944 >>18398925 Impregnating her in the butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:55:29 No.18398951 >>18398803 I like alt colours. I'll take a cheshire in white and red. Black and dark green with delicious brown skin would probably look pretty nice too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:55:37 No.18398953 >>18398944 Anon, that's not how that works!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:56:48 No.18398961 >>18398951 White and red would be nice, although I’m thinking baby blue could be good too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:56:57 No.18398963 >>18398953 Portals, son.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:57:43 No.18398968
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So, you just inherited an older house, built maybe 120 years ago or more. You're going through it, seeing what's what. There are cracks in the plaster walls, peeling wallpaper, nicotine-stained ceilings, suspicious wiring, and faded outlines where furniture and and rugs sat on the floors, all auctioned off in an estate sale. You decide to fix it up as best you can, and then sell it off - since you only work part time.
Things are going well, until you get to the kitchen. In a small pantry closet off the kitchen, a section of carpet has been cut to cover the floor. You pull it up, old glue having long lost any adhering power. Beneath it, you find a trap door.
In the damp, chilly, hidden dirt-floor cellar, you find a heavily locked wooden door, and a few papers scattered on the floor, long ago eaten beyond readability by rats or silverfish. You pry out the thick metal studs holding the chains across the door, and eventually have to pry the hinges of the door out, too. Beyond, illuminated in your flashlight's beam, you see something sleeping. Something not human. You find: http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random

Do you brick up the chamber, or wake up the monster?
Do you sell the house immediately, or move in after fixing it up some more?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:57:44 No.18398967 >>18398953 Oh, it works. It's uncommon even in humans though, you're going to be keeping your cat quiet for a long time if you're trying to pull that off with an MG.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:58:14 No.18398970 >>18398925 Restraining order.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:58:41 No.18398974 File: 249 KB, 857x1200, CwAwcfjUsAAIH7p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398924 Good taste. Office clothes are high tier and dragons wearing it would be even better. >>18398925 Cone of shame and duct tape

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:58:49 No.18398975 >>18398968 Go to /qst/ for this trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:59:23 No.18398976 >>18398968 >Fallen God ABORT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 13:59:23 No.18398977 >>18398968 >http://mgewiki.com/w/Fairy I guess that I won the jackpot

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:00:59 No.18398986 >>18398968 >leanan Sidhe Since I can't draw or write I just send her on her way to find someone to inspire. I still sell the house.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:01:48 No.18398989 >>18398968 >Golem Can they even sleep?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:01:53 No.18398990 >>18398961 Cheshire in halloween colours, black and orange with dark brown skin and a big witch hat would be some prime real estate.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:03:04 No.18398995

>>18398968
>http://mgewiki.com/w/Recorded_Monster_Girl_Encounter_-_Case:_Dragon
Oh shit. Someone had good taste and I guess dragon love runs through the family.

Though if I searched some more I'd find a march hare. Knowing what they are I'd start sweating instantly knowing that place was a portal to wonderland. I'd try not to wake her up while getting that dragon book though and after I did I'd fix the house.
Sleeping there would be an almost guaranteed chance of going to wonderland and that's probably where the original owner is. Decisions decisions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:03:37 No.18398999 >>18398968 >sea slime What the hell is it doing on land?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:04:05 No.18399002 >>18398968 >Grizzly I leave a pic-a-nic basket as offering before sealing that back up and pretending I saw nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:04:17 No.18399003 >>18398968 >Soldier Beetle k

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:04:17 No.18399004 >>18398968 >Inheriting a mansion filled with feral Kikis not sure if want

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:04:55 No.18399009 http://barbarianknsfw.tumblr.com/post/170831785107/i-wanted-to-give-my-dragon-girls-some-love-this MERE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:05:49 No.18399012 >>18399009 Woe to the Ratatoskr who someone managed to get this photo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:06:14 No.18399014 >>18399004 If someone locked them up they're probably screeching autists like actual Slav kikis. Are you man enough to train them using nothing but love, vodka and sunflower seeds?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:06:30 No.18399015 >>18399009 DELICIOUS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:07:21 No.18399020 >>18398925 If a cheshire annoys you the best way to de-smug her is to start a family with her and have lots of daughterus She won't be so smug after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:09:19 No.18399030 >>18398968 >Gremlin Interesting, not really sure what I'd do in that situation, guess it depends on her personality and why she was locked up.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:10:58 No.18399033

>>18399004
>Kiki with dirty matted hair and a outfit made out of discarded rags scrubs at a dirty spot on the floor.
>She hears the front door open and sniffs the air.
>Her mouth twists into a grin when she smells you and she utters the word she wanted to say all her life.
>"Massssssstteeeeeerrrrrrr"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:14:03 No.18399038 File: 43 KB, 468x350, obese-women.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398618 >obese Maybe in Ethiopia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:14:39 No.18399039 File: 434 KB, 1350x765, oswald_and_vulcans_by_oh8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could you take the heat?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:17:15 No.18399052 >>18399038 Fuck off with this trash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:19:46 No.18399066 >>18399039 Hell yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:19:58 No.18399067 >>18399033 >Keeps trying to sleep behind the stove Adorable

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:23:42 No.18399087 I want to go out in public with my Jiangshi wife while she wears a tag that says "anal addict" for the whole world to see.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:24:23 No.18399089 >>18399087 Is she truly WEAK to anal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:26:37 No.18399104 >>18398968 >Humpty Egg Well, it’s not a sith

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:26:47 No.18399106 File: 889 KB, 2048x1404, Echidna20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A happy family.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:27:02 No.18399109 >posts get deleted >this stays up >>18399038 Just like last thread with the trapshit and other garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:27:14 No.18399112 >>18399087 >she conspicuously hops just in front of you >you swear she’s bending her ass back more on each landing Jiangshi is best girlfriend.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:27:39 No.18399115 >>18398990 That would be pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:28:02 No.18399118 >>18399052 >>18399109 I'm just trying to show the anorexiafags what "obese" really means.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:29:51 No.18399126

>>18399033
>feral kiki
I don't think my heart could take it.

>tell ragamuffin kiki that you have something for her
>she follows, reluctant but too curious not to
>you're holding something behind your back, she recoils a little out of habit
>show her what it is
>it's a brand new maid uniform and duster, along with some nice shampoo
>she doesn't even know what to say, she just kind of stares at you like she can't believe it
>waits until you assure her you're giving it to her and it's not some trick
>she hugs it close and immediately breaks down crying
>"M-m...."
>she stand up and starts running in circles around you
>"MASTERMASTERMASTERMASTER!"
>you lead her to the bath and she cleans herself up
>she can't hold back, before her hair is even dry she throws on the uniform and runs over to hug you
>for the rest of her life she never so much as cracks a glass or misses a speck of dust

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:37:19 No.18399176 File: 144 KB, 700x591, Mindflayer39.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mindflayers are good girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:37:59 No.18399179 File: 177 KB, 655x1000, b009xlh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is what happens when you pull out at the last second Also Yukime is my very first waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:40:09 No.18399193 File: 505 KB, 2000x2000, Ryu57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best dragon. Prove me wrong. You can't

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:41:56 No.18399204 >>18398968 >inheriting a house full of feral Rataoskr’s I’m gonna help raise them to become responsible members of society!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:42:23 No.18399206 >>18399193 I kinda prefer the wurm

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:43:43 No.18399214 File: 758 KB, 1255x866, tumblr_oenmz2IPEK1stljsho1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399193 This is the best dragon. She is an upgraded version of the Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:44:51 No.18399217 >>18399193 Can't do >>18399009 with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:45:13 No.18399220 >>18399193 All Dragons are best girls t. not a Dragonia guide

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:45:13 No.18399221 >>18399126 Please stop anon. My heart can’t take this much cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:45:38 No.18399223 >>18398968 >http://mgewiki.com/w/Order I don't think your scenario is working as intended.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:46:16 No.18399229 >>18399193 Ryus are great, they constantly fight with Wurm in my mind as best dragon.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:46:27 No.18399231
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>>18399179
4chan threads have an image limit, set to 300 on /jp/. Monster girl threads in particular tend to scrape up against the liimit because of /jp/'s low bump speed, and many people rely on these threads as MG image resources. Please link to off-topic images if you'd like to use them during discussion.

Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with giving her a money shot to the face or across the belly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:47:09 No.18399234 >>18399223 >Order soldiers ambushing Anons that come to this old house expecting feral monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:47:33 No.18399236 >>18398968 >Ushi-Oni I’m not leaving that house with my pelvis intact am I?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:48:49 No.18399242

>>18399231
Not him, but the mods have said time and time again that we can make a new thread once the current one runs out of images.
But you guys are afraid of pissing off people who either stopped caring long ago or hate these threads no matter what you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:49:12 No.18399243 >>18399223 >Paladin girls having a secret tea party under your house >They have to meet up in secret to discuss girly stuff because the male paladins would judge them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:49:51 No.18399249 File: 196 KB, 1060x1500, DV8CBFQVwAA8v-3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Enlightened lolifox!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:49:51 No.18399250 File: 208 KB, 500x600, Ryu27.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399214 >can't give you full-body hugs. >"upgrade"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:50:37 No.18399255 >>18399249 I’m gonna steal her rice ball!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:51:28 No.18399260 >>18399255 DO NOT

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:51:40 No.18399262 >>18399243 This is cute. Hard nosed girls who are secretly girly are my fetish.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:52:41 No.18399267 >>18399260 I’m gonna steal it and I’m gonna cum on it and then I’ll give it back to her!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:53:03 No.18399270 >>18399231 It's a yuki-onna, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:53:42 No.18399273 >>18399231 What does a Krakens ink taste like?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:53:42 No.18399275 File: 1.04 MB, 3015x2680, winghugs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399250 She can hug you with her wings, tail, arms and legs. It's way better than just a coil.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:54:19 No.18399279 >>18399273 Saltwater.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:54:20 No.18399280

>>18399242
Don't misunderstand. I just figured that if off-topic images are bothering people so much, I could at least try and give the people posting them a reason not to. I don't personally care that much but I also know we've been seeing a small uptick in traffic recently. I thought it might help to be a little more diplomatic than fuckoffanon. Hope I didn't come off as passive-aggressive.

>>18399270
Well shit, shows what I know. My bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:54:27 No.18399281 >>18399267 If you do that she's going to give you the hundred-handed bitchslap!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:55:01 No.18399285 >>18399249 I want to DICK this lolifox.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:55:49 No.18399291 >>18399281 How do I get her to give me a hundred handed handjob?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:56:01 No.18399293 >>18399280 I mean, I'll take what he posted over another epic /v/ reaction image. If it's not woefully irrelevant I don't particularly care.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:56:13 No.18399296 >>18399291 You have to ask her very nicely.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:58:01 No.18399301 >>18399193 Ryus are only good when they’re desperate crazy baby CCs. Just like White Horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:58:07 No.18399302 File: 120 KB, 640x480, 119941-yukime_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399270 Yep. She wins at the end too

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:58:33 No.18399304

>>18399234
Now that's just rude. In that case I would tell them I outright inherited the house and don't want any shenanigans.
>>18399243
This is cute, I would allow them to keep doing so.
But the narrator said something about them not being human. So I rolled again. http://mgewiki.com/w/Zombie
Huh. Huuuuuuuuuh.
I don't know what to feel about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 14:59:56 No.18399313 >>18399304 A literal House of the Dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:00:13 No.18399315 >>18399293 I agree, I just figured if I'm going to say it I'll say it to an image that can still be deleted. Looks like I fucked up though. Yuki-onna are cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:03:07 No.18399326 >>18399279 Would a Kraken rape some sense into you if you say that to her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:03:55 No.18399331 >>18399313 I have a group of Zombie Paladins secretly going out to have tea parties under my house. They must already have husbands if they already have the int stat raised high enough to do so. My wiener is safe from the dead for now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:06:05 No.18399347 >>18399273 Sweet and salty, like sugary soy sauce. Great for cooking. Add it to stir-fry or noodles. Goes nicely with whiskey or vodka.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:06:06 No.18399348 >>18399304 >on one hand you have a house full of cute girls >on the other hand they’re all your relatives who died single and alone in the house

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:10:06 No.18399376 >>18398968 >find a Lich under my house >she’s turned the secret room into her personal laboratory >and now she desperately wants me to be her assistant

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:10:19 No.18399378 >>18399348 >relatives Anon that makes it better

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:10:36 No.18399380 >>18399326 If she hasn't just raped you upon sensing you she's probably in a talking mood. In that case you can expect either a ditzy telling off or a nice dinner of squid ink pasta, depending.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:11:32 No.18399388 >>18399313 But I don’t want to suffer like G did

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:14:46 No.18399414 >>18399378 Anon. I don’t wanna bang my great aunt, even if she’s a cute zombie. I just want her to make her banana pudding once more.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:14:49 No.18399417 File: 134 KB, 600x849, DV6mrr7VAAEu-zQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's worse, getting adopted by a mayadere Oni or impregnating her?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:14:58 No.18399421 >>18399348 >Relatives Please don't make this any worse. >>18399376 You're lucky. I consider Liches one of the few Undead that would bypass my natural disgust on the concept of dicking a corpse. >>18399378 NO. NO IT DOESN'T.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:16:54 No.18399431 >>18399417 Neither. Because both paths lead to you marrying her. Mayadere is best dere, prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:17:29 No.18399432 >>18399431 Only if she's a Team Rocket tier villain.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:25:19 No.18399473
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>Shia-chan, former boy currently participating in the dark knightly order of the ice flower as dark strategist apprentice!
>On the lookout for a splendid boyfriend since turning into an Alp!

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:26:27 No.18399477

>>18399221
>years and years later
>an old kikimora is schooling the younger ones in how to meido
>old man Anon passes by to give her a kiss on the cheek, and even after all these years together she blushes
>all the little kikis ooh and ahh
>they ask old kiki how she got such a wonderful master and husband
>she shows them two pictures, one of her when she was little, alone and wearing rags, and one of her the first time she put on her uniform, beaming as she held tight onto the hem of master's shirt
>"I just found the right man, I guess."
>all the little kikis 'whoa' with wide eyes at the first picture and giggle at the second
>"Or maybe he found me. It's been so long it's almost like we've always been together."
>everyone jumps when there's a crash from the next room
>"FUCK, it's getting under the fridge!"
>the little ones look back to their teacher and there's an old kiki-shaped cloud where she was standing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:26:59 No.18399479 >>18399473 Lescartie deserves purging

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:29:27 No.18399502 >>18399479 Begone fa/tg/uy

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:32:49 No.18399517 File: 1.62 MB, 941x1204, Merse1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:34:21 No.18399524 >>18399517 Oh no! Quick everyone run away while I distract her!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:36:31 No.18399542 File: 214 KB, 1024x1616, 1518009872275.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Consider surrender to the might of the Hoof Kingdom anon. I'm sure with your...talents you'll find a nice Unicorn to look after you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:37:25 No.18399550 >>18399542 >barn smell No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:37:56 No.18399554 >>18399542 Give me white horn or give me death. Lesser hooves should give up and go back to the barn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:38:41 No.18399562 >>18399432 >You will never make a monster girl blast off again with your dick Sadness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:41:27 No.18399578 File: 307 KB, 750x603, Khorna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399550 >>18399554 They can always send some other Hoofed lass to take you in.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:42:34 No.18399589 >>18399473 I will never understand the appeal behind Alps. It's like there are faggots here so into the closet the only way they can escape it is by genderbenders.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:44:33 No.18399603 >>18399589 That's actually what it is. People who want to fuck and humiliate guys "without it being gay". They could go for a succubus, but the only reason they prefer an alp is because it was a dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:44:47 No.18399604 >>18399550 Enjoy your complimentary bucket and brush. Your new waifu will supply the soap.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:52:05 No.18399642 File: 52 KB, 320x450, Haremofcollar_sample1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399604 Would she be okay if I only went for her frontgina?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:52:46 No.18399646 >>18399473 What is it with Alps becoming strategists?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:52:51 No.18399647 >>18399604 I have mixed feelings on centaurs but helping a big MG wash herself would be really nice.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:53:27 No.18399653

>>18399524
>Mayadere Demon who tries to take over the world every friday
>You're the only one who ever opposes her
>Every time it ends up with you making cum her in such a spectacular fashion that she forgets about world domination until the next friday

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:54:16 No.18399659 >>18399646 If it's a squire or strategist the chance of becoming an alp are greatly enhanced.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:54:22 No.18399660 >>18399646 They’re good with traps

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:54:37 No.18399663 >>18399653 Meant for >>18399562 Demons got me too excited.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:56:03 No.18399675 >>18399659 Non-Alp squires could be little sisters of Dark Knights and such.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:57:38 No.18399683 >>18399642 Given the nature of MG, probably. Any actual woman would be a bit offended in all likelihood but we're not working with human psychology.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 15:59:13 No.18399692 >>18399683 >Any actual woman There are centaur women with two pussies IRL?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:01:09 No.18399705 >>18399692 Yeah, women hate it when you insist on using the front pussy rather than the one on the back of the knee.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:01:21 No.18399706 >>18399675 With how sisterly succubi are I can see that happening. The knight would teach her younger sister how to handle a "sword" properly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:02:19 No.18399713 >>18399660 Yeah and about the only thing consistent about your skill with puns is pigeon shit on Trafalgar Square.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:04:08 No.18399729 >>18399692 Yeah dude, four legs means three vaginas. You know I meant in a comparable situation, you smarmy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:04:15 No.18399730 File: 209 KB, 900x1200, DVHogpVU8AAq1oU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:06:34 No.18399742 >>18399713 Shush you, it needed to be done

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:07:40 No.18399746 >>18399730 Who is this semen demon?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:11:26 No.18399769

>>18399706
That could lead to a quick bigamy
>Order hero is defeated by a dark knight
>She tells her squire to watch how to properly rape a man
>Squire gets extremely hot, bothered and also scared that her onee-chan will leave her
>Dark knight can't bear to see her precious imouto in that state
>She gives her a turn on the hero's dick

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:12:19 No.18399774 >>18399769 >not killing himself to stay out of their hands Shameful.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:13:45 No.18399777 File: 274 KB, 806x1024, Kejourou16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best succubutt

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:18:54 No.18399798

>>18399769
>>scared that her onee-chan will leave her
Anon please, she knows how succubutts work and she is one after all. It's more likely the knight would sit on his dick and order the squire to sit on his face, watching her movements and how he reacts to each act.

>>18399774
They just give up after they notice how monsters trully are. He'd be easily able to defeat both of them due to being a hero but there would be no reason for him to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:19:15 No.18399801 >>18399777 Succubi make the best whores, though Vampires and Kejourous shouldn't be part of the Succubus family.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:20:31 No.18399805 >>18399774 They could always have him brought back from the dead, Anon. Immolation is the only way to ruin their spoils.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:22:42 No.18399813 >>18399805 >Wisps

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:29:46 No.18399848 File: 117 KB, 1500x1500, 1518278697819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yan is the purest form of love.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:32:22 No.18399859 >>18399848 Insecure anons deserve yanderes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:34:15 No.18399862 >>18399848 Yans are a meh love filled with insecurities and disbelief.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:35:06 No.18399868

>>18399848
Imagine being a teenage Anon in Zipangu
All the foxes who give you small bags of cute chocolate, older monster girls who hand you large fancy boxes, unpopular monsters who compensate by giving you special chocolates...
And of course that one Shirohebi who forces you to take the 10 pounds of chocolate she made especially for you only and then tells you to taste them in front of her while she hyperventilates and has a steamy breath.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:39:19 No.18399886 >>18399848 Obsession is better when it's mutual.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:39:26 No.18399887 >>18399868 The scariest yans are the ones that can disguise it. You won’t know until it’s too late to escape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:40:26 No.18399891 >>18399859 Insecure Anon with a Yandere sounds cute,.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:40:36 No.18399892 >>18399868 Those monsters are like beggars, they go with the first person that gives in. But that snek would be different, it doesn't work unless it's you and that's why the only right thing to do is to devour it or at least pretend to do so.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:42:03 No.18399895 File: 896 KB, 2000x2000, __albedo_overlord_maruyama_drawn_by_loen_lapae__9169ccae1ee992938b463e3b0b9358f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399886 Agree >>18399887 Why would you want to escape?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:46:28 No.18399913 File: 352 KB, 500x705, 1452667035971.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399848 Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:47:17 No.18399917 >>18399868 >Akaname putting a piece of chocolate on her tongue, then shoves up right into Anon's mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:47:55 No.18399922 >>18399868 Anon, I'm going to give you another image. The CC Kitsune from the local shrine kidnaps you, ties you to her bed and rides you hard until she breaks you into loving her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:52:53 No.18399952 >>18399891 Depending on the level of insecurity that would be terrible. Who knows what reasons he could conjure up to explain the yan all over him.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:53:07 No.18399954 File: 292 KB, 1400x1200, cupid.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imgur.com/a/Gil5R

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:53:57 No.18399957 >>18399952 I hope it's not that bad. Just enough to give anon a little boost in confidence.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:56:17 No.18399972 File: 182 KB, 600x706, A7DEDB0C-AF1C-49B6-9920-83CC1025B23F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399922 Yes please.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:57:23 No.18399976 >>18399957 It would be extremely bad. They'd stay locked up in a room doing yan things all month long.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:57:30 No.18399977 >Acquire cow wife and chocolate syrup >Cover wife's chest in syrup then lick it all up >Take a long sip of milk from the tap without swallowing the syrup >Mix the concoction in your mouth >Feed it to your wife via surprise kiss >???

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:57:31 No.18399978 File: 716 KB, 1200x827, 59077126_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18399954 Ass could benefit from more definition.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:57:40 No.18399979 >>18399972 She looks like a landlady who charges suspiciously low rents to single Anons.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:58:08 No.18399980 >>18399978 wait for it...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:58:55 No.18399984 >>18399978 This pic reminds me of the girl that magically got stuck her bloomers on a jumping fence

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 16:59:42 No.18399990 >>18399922 That sounds like a normal weekend with my waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:05:20 No.18400015 File: 548 KB, 700x990, Ha Ha.i wanna know how you willbe crying when i'm eating you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Caramel manticores!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:05:55 No.18400018 File: 370 KB, 726x1200, saucy goat plays for you the song of her people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:07:50 No.18400029 >>18400015 >Manticore asking if you want to finish instantly or really slowly

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:07:54 No.18400030

>>18399972
>"Eheheheheheheeee~ You know, all the other girls my age went and got married alreadyyyy~ All of them left poor Noriko behiiind~"
>"They were always like "Oh it's okay, Nori-chan's the inheritor of the shrine! She'll find a guy!" And then they snapped up all the hot eligible guys in the village! Nothing left for me..."
>"And then as if that wasn't bad enough, by the time the young boys had grown up, they were all focusing on the cute young girls and not "That old maid Noriko-san who lives in that down and out shrine" the little shits!"
>"But then youuuu showed up anon! And you were so nice to me! And now you're miiiine~ I don't care if you're just a teenager~ I've got you and your thick! fat! gaijin! cock! tied up heeeere in my bedroom~"
>"Ehehehehe~ it's miiine~ Mine to pump~ Mine to suck~ Mine to rape! Don't worry daaaarling~ You'll love me as much as I love you soooooon~ Just lay back and TAKE IT!"
>"These fat tits? This plump ass? This childbearing body? I'll use everything I have to get you addicted to meeeeee!~"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:09:30 No.18400048 >>18399954 Drafty.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:09:39 No.18400051 >>18400029 >Can't we just cuddle?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:10:31 No.18400060 >>18400029 >instant ejaculation That'd be quite the feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:10:31 No.18400061 File: 20 KB, 600x424, 1518559831933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sultry slime girl in a bikini

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:12:53 No.18400070 >>18400051 Oh she'll cuddle you alright anon. She'll make you her little spoon, lay your head on her breasts and stroke your hair while her tailpussy milks dozens of loads out of you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:12:59 No.18400073 >>18400061 She thicc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:13:37 No.18400077 >>18400015 Best manticore alt colours I've seen so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:14:02 No.18400079 >>18400030 I'm getting the next plane ticket out of there.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:14:47 No.18400085 >>18400030 How could I turn her down when that's exactly my fetish?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:15:33 No.18400089 File: 153 KB, 983x1080, 18405278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dom schedule dogs

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:16:09 No.18400095 >>18400089 Cheeki breeki to you too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:17:10 No.18400103 >>18400089 You have a language that isn't in slavic hieroglyphics?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:20:48 No.18400128

>>18400030
She's in for a surprise when she finds out I'm a mofu slut
>rapes you until she's completely exhausted, believing she's gotten you totally addicted to her
>she unties you before noticing your cock is still raging hard
>you end up raping her for the rest of the night
>it's hard to tell who is more addicted to who after that, but judging from the way she's absentmindedly sucking your dick despite a belly packed full with cum, it might be her

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:21:12 No.18400130 >>18400051 She'd take it as the slow option. Her tail will keep you on edge for hours and it's impossible to pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:21:27 No.18400133 >>18400051 Really slowly and with a face full of chest fluff. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:23:15 No.18400147 Remove named characters

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:28:04 No.18400173 File: 57 KB, 480x530, DVVUGp4VwAAjYDe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shinkaisei-kan are cute. CUTE!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:29:06 No.18400181 >>18400173 That is a boat! And an oni! A Boni! A Boni for boning!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:30:17 No.18400188 >>18400147 But why? They are pretty cute and have personalities.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:30:45 No.18400191 File: 309 KB, 2500x1000, eb73916b19541a8dd26c64701b5f0d56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400173 Yep

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:33:28 No.18400201 >>18400079 That's kinda hard to do when you're tied to a bed with a fat fox ass on your face getting your dick slurped. >>18400085 Well then she'll be one happy cake. >>18400128 Mutual addiction is god tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:33:34 No.18400202 >>18400173 >the most popular Abyssals are getting less and less fanart gg Kadokawa.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:37:16 No.18400221 >>18400201 She'll have to untie me sometime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:37:56 No.18400224 >>18400221 That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:38:18 No.18400226 >>18400202 What happened with them now?

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:38:38 No.18400229

>>18400173
Now that's an abyssal I'd drink with.
>>18400202
Kadokawa really fucked up their cash cow with KanColle. It's big but it could have been even bigger, instead they sat on their asses, let the game stagnate and completely fucked up the anime.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:39:38 No.18400232 >>18400224 I'll get bedsores and the muscles I do have will deteriorate. There's also the needs for food and going to the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:40:11 No.18400238 >>18400226 japanese conglomerates that suffocate or ignore anything good they might have stumbled into >kadokawa >bandai/namco >konami etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:40:22 No.18400242 File: 170 KB, 648x1080, Mel75zpYhk0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400103 No

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:41:27 No.18400247 File: 1.26 MB, 1410x2024, just_happened_hentairules.net_09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400232 I think you're underestimating the power of yan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:42:02 No.18400250 >>18400232 Shhhh, she'll take care of all your needs, anon. You won't have to even worry about existing anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:44:10 No.18400260 >>18400247 It'll make me sad to be tied to the bed all day. So I'll ask nicely and when she does I'll bolt out of there as soon as I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:45:37 No.18400267 >>18400260 Anon, do you really think that's going to work on a crazed CC yandere?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:45:38 No.18400268 >>18399848 That better be saliva

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:46:20 No.18400273 >>18400267 Will she risk making her husband sad?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:46:26 No.18400274 >>18400260 It won't make you sad because she is there with you. You love her and she loves you and everyone is happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:51:52 No.18400300 >>18400173 Monster girls with natural black nails have an unfair biological advantage. >>18400268 >He doesn't want to taste a monster girl's love juice she produced while thinking about you all night

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:52:27 No.18400302 File: 236 KB, 700x700, 1518556914268.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398492 I like em smelly

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:53:57 No.18400307 >>18398492 I can't get an erection unless I can take huge gaping whiffs of a monster's smell.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:55:01 No.18400313 >>18400273 You're about to get drugged out of your mind, Anon. She won't let you be unhappy, but you're not getting away, either.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:55:23 No.18400316 >>18400273 You won't be sad once she's done making you love her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:55:57 No.18400320 >>18398492 Come on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkcjp1AjUI

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:56:45 No.18400323 >>18400302 I want to see crabgirl washing Chrome

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:57:41 No.18400327 File: 329 KB, 769x1028, YandereLizard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400300 In that case i'll slurp all the filling while looking in her eyes.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:58:37 No.18400333 File: 53 KB, 522x666, 1487285828319.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400103 Yetis are slavic too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 17:59:06 No.18400335 File: 673 KB, 1280x1779, shiro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400260 Yanderes always find their loved ones. No matter how far they run away.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:00:05 No.18400342 Remember to be careful who you let your imotou hang out with. Never know when your alice imotou may show up with her oppai loli cheshire friend and a larger chest to learn about some 'fun games' that cheshy knows involving you.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:01:06 No.18400345

>>18400335
If this doujin was accurate to the encyclopedia she'd just move in with the guy and cook/clean/other waifu stuff. Eventually the guy would be so pent up from not being able to masturbate while she passive-aggressively tries to seduce him that he'd have sex with her of his own will.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:02:26 No.18400352 >>18400345 He ran away from her once so she's gonna teach him a lesson.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:03:06 No.18400355 >>18400089 >>18400242 >>18400333 What the deal with Russia?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:03:26 No.18400357 >>18400345 But that means it would take too long to get to the porn part.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:03:47 No.18400361 >>18400355 They like MGE too.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:05:42 No.18400374 [DELETED]

>>18400355
That's kind of a big question.

>Russia (/ˈrʌʃə/ (About this sound listen); Russian: Росси́я, tr. Rossiya, IPA: [rɐˈsʲijə]), also officially known as the Russian Federation[16] (Russian: Росси́йская Федера́ция, tr. Rossiyskaya Federatsiya, IPA: [rɐˈsʲijskəjə fʲɪdʲɪˈratsɨjə]), is a sovereign country in Eurasia.[17] At 17,125,200 square kilometres (6,612,100 sq mi),[18] Russia is the largest country in the world by area, covering more than one-eighth of the Earth's inhabited land area,[19][20][21] and the ninth most populous, with over 144 million people at the end of December 2017.[22] The European western part of the country is much more populated and urbanised than the eastern; about 77% of the population live in European Russia. Russia's capital Moscow is one of the largest cities in the world; other major urban centers include Saint Petersburg, Novosibirsk, Yekaterinburg and Nizhny Novgorod.

>Extending across the entirety of Northern Asia and much of Eastern Europe, Russia spans eleven time zones and incorporates a wide range of environments and landforms. From northwest to southeast, Russia shares land borders with Norway, Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Poland (both with Kaliningrad Oblast), Belarus, Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, China, Mongolia and North Korea. It shares maritime borders with Japan by the Sea of Okhotsk and the U.S. state of Alaska across the Bering Strait.

>The East Slavs emerged as a recognizable group in Europe between the 3rd and 8th centuries AD.[23] Founded and ruled by a Varangian warrior elite and their descendants, the medieval state of Rus arose in the 9th century. In 988 it adopted Orthodox Christianity from the Byzantine Empire,[24] beginning the synthesis of Byzantine and Slavic cultures that defined Russian culture for the next millennium.[24] Rus' ultimately disintegrated into a number of smaller states; most of the Rus' lands were overrun by the Mongol invasion and became tributaries of the nomadic Golden Horde in the 13th century.[25] The Grand Duchy of Moscow gradually reunified the surrounding Russian principalities, achieved independence from the Golden Horde, and came to dominate the cultural and political legacy of Kievan Rus'. By the 18th century, the nation had greatly expanded through conquest, annexation, and exploration to become the Russian Empire, which was the third largest empire in history, stretching from Poland on the west to Alaska on the east.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:06:39 No.18400381

>>18400327
Choose very carefully the words you'll say once you're done slurping it up, because that will be part of the story of how she got married to you that she will tell all your daughters and granddaughters for decades to come.

>>18400345
She wasn't all that rapey, the dude was begging for it after popping a raging boner from just a kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:06:40 No.18400382 >>18400345 He ran away several times and tried to get help from other women. That's a cursin.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:13:07 No.18400412 >>18400342 But anon, I have a familiar imouto. I'd still play mario party with that cheshire if she wanted though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:14:32 No.18400424 File: 603 KB, 892x1456, __agnaktor_monster_hunter_drawn_by_yoshida_hideyuki__e286c56a64d6f9a4b2cb5a0892f296b4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:15:07 No.18400429 >>18400412 Even if she trys to get your familiar in on the 'fun'? Also if she always picks Walwuigi?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:15:34 No.18400435 File: 648 KB, 1576x1078, __najarala_monster_hunter_drawn_by_yoshida_hideyuki__f34e5566d9d03f04de924863f5064d36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:17:54 No.18400450 >>18400429 Yep. I can deal with a tricky loli and a slightly clingy sister no problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:18:36 No.18400453 >>18400424 >Nopan Yes, gooooood.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:20:29 No.18400460 >>18400450 I dunno, this cheshire seems like the kind to want to sit in your lap along side your sister and keep the top buttons of her shirt undone to show off her chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:23:30 No.18400473 >>18400435 >Can I bite you?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:24:52 No.18400481 >>18400460 I don't think two lolis would fit on my lap so the Cheshire would have to fight to use me as a seat. Who knows, maybe if she won the first game I'd let her.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:26:11 No.18400488 >>18400481 Anon, do you realize what you've done! The two will play hard so that they can be the one in your lap next!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:28:57 No.18400502 >>18400488 They would be so focused on battling each other to see who conquers my lap that they'd forget about me playing and that's when I take the win. Lolis are fun to play with.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:29:20 No.18400507 >>18400488 Nah, easy compromise. Familiar gets the lap, Cheshire teleports onto your head.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:30:09 No.18400512 >>18400502 Pretty sneaky anon. >>18400507 But then you have fat imotou ass in your lap and a boob-hat!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:31:01 No.18400519 File: 448 KB, 751x1317, 1491886134098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:31:50 No.18400524 >>18400512 They are 1000 years to young to beat me. My smug would be stronger than the cheshire's and my sister would have a huge pout. It would be too cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:32:03 No.18400527 File: 693 KB, 1292x1407, 1489967174810.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:34:06 No.18400534 >>18400424 >>18400435 >>18400519 >>18400527 I like monster hunter too, anon, but calm down.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:36:20 No.18400549 >>18400524 Whatever you say. Just remember that if you beat them too hard that they'll be pulling you out to the pool in summer where their swimsuits are risque.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:37:34 No.18400556 >>18400473 Are we talking love bites or is that girl venomous?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:38:42 No.18400564 >>18400556 Paralysis poison. You gonna get squeezed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:39:19 No.18400568 >>18400549 Anon please. You say that like I wouldn't take them to the beach during summer to relax and have some fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:40:22 No.18400571 >>18400512 >oppai loli boobhat Perfection.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:40:40 No.18400575 >>18400568 But then cheshy asks you to put lotion on her and your sister while wearing a particularly skimpy bikini and your familiar's fat rear is exposed by a riding one-piece

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:40:55 No.18400577 File: 554 KB, 2447x3276, Demon87a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you sign it?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:41:06 No.18400578 >>18400564 That's a really shitty kind of poison. I can only see it working if she only paralyzes my lower body and when it wears off I get hit by X hours worth of orgasms or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:41:42 No.18400581 >>18400571 Yep. Oppai lolis are magical creatures.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:42:14 No.18400584 >>18400577 >Anon must give me headpats and candy every day

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:42:34 No.18400587 >>18400577 What's the worst thing that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:43:18 No.18400596 >>18400577 Depends, what's it say?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:43:30 No.18400597 >>18400578 Speak for yourself. Getting paralyzed and love-bitten all over sounds alright to me. The stuff only lasts a few seconds anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:45:36 No.18400607 >>18400424 >>18400435 >>18400519 >>18400527 This isn't an imagedump thread.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:46:41 No.18400611

>>18400575
I don't see the problem with that. I'd have to untie the cheshire's top though so the string doesn't get in the way and my hands would have to go under my sister's swimsuit though.
I'd be done very quick due to their small size and then free to enjoy the sight of the beach and the wonderful ladies it has to offer.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:46:54 No.18400613 >>18400597 I dunno, it just evokes something akin to body horror for me. She can coil all she wants th- >It only lasts a few seconds Wait a second. That'd work well for tantric sex or orgasm denial. Hrm...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:47:52 No.18400619 >>18400611 Small size but big where it counts. And just be sure to ignore when cheshy starts purring.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:51:39 No.18400636 >>18400619 >When cheshy starts purring Oh no, that place is getting scratched until she starts to melt. It would be funny to see her getting lost in it and if the familiar wants it too I can play with her years for a while.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:54:00 No.18400643 >>18400596 >"Anon has to stay with me forever and play with me whenever I want to." >"In exchange I will be a good girl and listen to everything he says." Fair deal if you ask me, though the definition of "play" might warp over the years.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:55:33 No.18400648 >>18400643 To be fair, the definition of "good girl" would too. I'm sure it'd come to involve some very bad things.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:56:02 No.18400652

>>18400636
But anon, then you've got a cheshire purring up a storm and using her breasts as a pillow while your familiar is sitting there with a goofy look as you scratch her ears!

>>18400643
That it may but being a 'good girl' will change, and 'listening' will need to be change to 'obeying direct orders from anon' so that listening doesn't get changed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:58:57 No.18400672 Would a automaton be alarmed that a magical man breaks into your house once a year and leaves unknown objects?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 18:59:12 No.18400675 >>18400652 And? I don't see the problem with that. Maybe I could keep it up until they feel asleep and I'd go have some fun while they dreamed. That would be pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:00:50 No.18400684 File: 1.28 MB, 2178x3000, monster girl kiss Full Res.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember, fortune favors the bold.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:02:18 No.18400695 >>18400675 Anon no! Don't grope the imotous! You don't want to see that cat give you a smug, sleepy smile while you're feeling up her chest right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:04:21 No.18400704 >>18400684 That man now has his entire lower body bones broken. But he now has a faithful wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:04:37 No.18400706 >>18400684 that was the last time anybody seen that man

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:05:06 No.18400708

>>18400695
What? I'm not talking about that kind of fun, I'm talking about playing beach ball with a bro and some monsters and swimming trying to avoid the mersharks and those damn dolphins.
It would be funny to see the cheshire being smug in her dream though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:05:19 No.18400709 >>18400684 >moving her seal That's a very, very brave man.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:06:21 No.18400716 >>18400704 >le ebin meme

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:06:26 No.18400717 >>18400613 Yeah, generally paralysis in monster hunter lasts 5-10 seconds tops. Maybe she can keep it going longer if she bites you repeatedly or just doesn't remove her fangs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:07:01 No.18400724 >>18400708 >"Nya-ha-ha-haha....Silly Anyan, can you resist my breasts?...Nya....."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:08:14 No.18400732 >>18400716 its an old meme but it checks out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:13:25 No.18400762 File: 276 KB, 1036x1449, DV0wHQLU0AAN1_X.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:13:52 No.18400765 File: 229 KB, 900x721, No Fun Allowed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400732 No it doesn't. MAMONO MANA means she can be as rough as she wants without inflicting as much as a bruise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:16:23 No.18400781 >>18400724 Cute, would not resist hugging my imouto's friend.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:16:52 No.18400783 File: 448 KB, 682x835, ushiheadbandspin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400765 But what if he wants her to?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:17:23 No.18400785 >>18400781 But what about your imotou! She'd get jealous of the oppai cat getting hugged!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:22:16 No.18400804 >>18400783 What happened to her left horn?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:24:07 No.18400816 >>18400804 He kind of tried to kill her with a sniper rifle in the first chapter. She then regenerated and raped him through a floor in a later chapter. RS come back and finish it I miss you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:25:35 No.18400824 >>18400785 Fine, both of them get a big hug from onii-chan. Then they can play as much as they want on the beach so we can enjoy the vacation and go home.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:28:23 No.18400836 >>18400824 Good man, play so hard that they sleep all the way home.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:33:40 No.18400855
File: 255 KB, 566x1213, 1517454179993.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>"Kiki, have you ever thought about having children?"
>your maid runs through the hundreds of fantasies she's had about carrying your daughters in her mind in a fraction of a second
>"Perhaps once or twice, Master. Why do you ask?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:37:40 No.18400873 File: 923 KB, 1076x1207, Sandworm13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:39:01 No.18400877 File: 56 KB, 494x700, bbf8df8cc289abc6ae5b096fc2e07bf9d1004c1d0436fd81386d1b04367c1ce5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400855 Old hag kikibreeki needs to stay away from the sonus.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:39:25 No.18400879 File: 653 KB, 1200x1688, 1438202445563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400855 >your maid runs through the hundreds of fantasies she's had about carrying your daughters in her mind in a fraction of a second ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:40:21 No.18400884 >>18400877 >tfw when you thought she was a bird but she was actually a velociraptor

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:41:04 No.18400889 >>18400877 >>18400855 I want a tubby, old hag Kiki to impregnate!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:42:54 No.18400897 >>18400884 Clever girl. >YFW you thought there was only one of the. >>18400873 I wanna brush her hair and teeth then clean her face. Something is off here.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:43:28 No.18400899 >>18400879 >tfw never had a waifu dream >tfw have repeatedly had daughteru dreams I do not like this feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:43:51 No.18400900 http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=forced-freedom

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:44:15 No.18400902 >>18400855 >"Just wondering, my personal opinion is that children are just awful they eat up your free time and money so they can be spiteful towards you later in life. I hope I never have any children."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:46:31 No.18400913 >>18400899 it happens as you get older

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:48:33 No.18400922 >>18400913 Motherfucker I'm 22 and I hate kids. It makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:49:07 No.18400924 >>18400899 If I had daughteru dreams I'd wake up ded inside because it wasn't real. I had 4 waifu ones yet but the last one has been a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:49:21 No.18400926 >>18400879 I was gonna ask why their daughter looks like a clone of Miia with no resemblence to Kurusu, but then I remembered Miia looks exactly like her mom, so it could be a genetic thing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:50:40 No.18400931 >>18400926 We never do actually see Darling's eyes either, just those white circles ninety percent of the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:51:03 No.18400932 >>18400873 Someone get a towel.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:55:33 No.18400957 File: 751 KB, 1181x1112, it_s_your_valentine_s_present_by_soloungatonegro-dc33ajk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:57:13 No.18400966 >>18400877 I want to see a kiki ss animated ova animated by xebec

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:57:57 No.18400970 File: 105 KB, 640x495, 44729728_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone remember that one manga about the earth getting blown up and the last human travels around the universe trying to find a gf?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 19:59:25 No.18400975 File: 338 KB, 900x794, mikorn_by_linnetheroper-dc2b779.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Welcome, dear visitor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:00:52 No.18400983 File: 550 KB, 1200x1688, Horse Family.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400879 At least post the important one anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:02:19 No.18400991 >>18400983 it hurts too much

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:02:49 No.18400994 >>18400922 isnt that old for 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:04:43 No.18401001 >>18400994 Somebody who started posting at age 18 on 4chan when it started would be in their thirties now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:05:17 No.18401005 >>18400994 >22 >Old Get off my lawn you fucking kids.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:11:41 No.18401030 File: 52 KB, 465x498, 1237917779613a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18400994 >22 >Old Fuck off you probably don't even remember the original Game Boy or the Atari 2600.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:14:13 No.18401045 >>18400994 Listen here kid

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:17:47 No.18401061 File: 892 KB, 1200x1200, sexual harassment panda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bears are the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:22:07 No.18401082 >>18401061 da bears

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:23:07 No.18401087 >>18401061 The most dangerous girl on the Mist Continent

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:24:46 No.18401094 >>18401087 I could see myself waking up in bed with one without knowing how things got to that point. Persuasion is scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:29:46 No.18401113 >>18401094 She'll just smile kindly at you and start rubbing your crotch through your PJs. You are wearing your PJs, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:40:19 No.18401156 File: 1.50 MB, 3300x2550, 0017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the COW. Do it NOW.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:41:34 No.18401162 >>18401156 I want her to tip me over and pin me under her armaments

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:43:04 No.18401167 >>18401156 does she fire rhombuses at people?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:44:04 No.18401174 >>18401167 They're probably magic guns.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:45:39 No.18401183 >>18399417 What is this from

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:46:04 No.18401185 >>18401174 like mami's?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:48:26 No.18401199 >>18401156 >Cow gunslinger But the cow sorceress is already trying to get me to be her 'helpful protector'.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:48:48 No.18401202 I want to pour pure maple syrup all over Rata-chan's perfect hairless cunny and then eat her out!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:51:30 No.18401218 >>18401156 She became a Holstaur because of a secret need to breastfeed a child correct?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 20:54:55 No.18401238 >>18401218 Is that what the actual translation says?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:00:42 No.18401273 File: 231 KB, 802x1133, __druella_and_lilim_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_kaafi__80fff5630255ceda4f430eeeb32abf64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:03:13 No.18401288 >>18401218 >Forces you to drink her milk from the tap at gunpoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:03:56 No.18401295 >>18401273 Lilims are LEWD!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:04:20 No.18401300 File: 1.20 MB, 820x1184, 1501916189285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401202 That would be a waste of high quality Winterstown maple syrup

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:05:56 No.18401318 File: 285 KB, 595x842, __wight_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_butter_t__e1b16b0d7a0b52b8140b93506a2f8354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:06:27 No.18401321 >>18401300 Not in my opinion!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:07:19 No.18401326 Friendly reminder to never eat out a Mad Hatter. Their pussy juice is a powerful hallucinogen!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:07:25 No.18401328 >>18398968 >Wandering Scholar Fucking really? I guess I would ask him why the hell he's hiding out at my place.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:08:40 No.18401334 >>18401061 Will anything happen if I bring to her a pot full of honey or this is the wrong bear?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:10:34 No.18401342 >>18401328 Reroll you dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:21:01 No.18401392 >>18400983 THIS PAIN CEREA

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:24:39 No.18401406 >>18401334 You'll get a lot of rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:26:16 No.18401422 >>18401238 >>18401218 Yeah, some Anon translated it. The Demon one is pretty hard to translate from what I've heard

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:26:59 No.18401428 >>18401334 No, anon, you misunderstand. The bear IS the honeypot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:27:58 No.18401433 File: 283 KB, 1280x989, 0009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If Arch Devils exist, I wonder how an Arch Demon looks like.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:28:09 No.18401438 >>18401288 IMAGINE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:28:40 No.18401441 >>18401433 Apex Onee-chans

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:29:20 No.18401446 >>18401318 >wanting to marry an arrogant, uppity, haughty, pompous, priggish, prideful, patronizing,disdainful, condescending, swaggering, lofty, lordly, high and mighty, highfalutin, sniffy, snooty Wight

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:30:22 No.18401452 >>18401446 she got a butt though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:32:07 No.18401464 File: 3.07 MB, 2401x2800, 1506397557245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401446 pouty too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:32:36 No.18401469 File: 430 KB, 776x1200, 85DB3F52-047F-4785-AB39-F4B1BFF8604E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who’s ready to fall in love fuckbois? The dawn of the day of romance approaches.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:32:54 No.18401472 >>18401452 that is hard to argue against

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:33:28 No.18401476 >>18401472 tity too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:33:55 No.18401478 >>18401469 But anon, I'm already head over heels for the three most beautiful girls in all of mge!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:34:21 No.18401479 >>18401476 im usually an assman unless the titties reach cerea levels.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:35:15 No.18401484 File: 736 KB, 620x913, 66972834a12e848fbdd570e0c87299ba.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401479 you are smart

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:36:07 No.18401489 I want to round up a bunch of little loli Witches and toss them all in my personal prison for any who practice witchcraft!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:36:15 No.18401493 >>18401469 Fuck, could you imagine being a single male on MG Valentine's day?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:37:12 No.18401498 >>18401446 Go away Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:37:51 No.18401500 >>18401478 And those girls are...?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:38:20 No.18401501 File: 347 KB, 1087x831, fallenbrides.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401493 He'll get something like this. [YOU] is far from being single though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:38:49 No.18401502 >>18401493 I doubt it would be much different from being single on Valentine's Day in real life.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:38:52 No.18401503 >>18401500 My mice Anon. https://i.imgur.com/oxV3PHP.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:39:07 No.18401505 >>18401500 [TRUTH] Anubis White Horn Griffon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:39:13 No.18401506 >>18401493 >>18401502 Not if you’re a follower of Eros. Cupids would be in full force pairing each and every one of those in the faith. Depending upon how high you are on the list, you may just wake up to find your perfect one and only next to you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:39:45 No.18401509 >>18401185 If a Holstaur could pull guns out of her cleavage or lift up her skirt and make guns appear I'd propose to her on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:42:30 No.18401525 >>18401493 >the day after Valentine's birds start to pursuit anon through all the city, at the school,at the office and even at the bathroom >all while chanting non-stop >"Failure as human! Failure as Human!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:43:08 No.18401527 >>18401469 I wonder how a Cupid would react to me giving her chocolates for Valentine’s Day?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:43:19 No.18401528 >>18401525 What is this a reference to? It feels vaguely familiar

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:43:38 No.18401529 >>18401506 I was thinking some day of the rope type shit A million cupids everywhere and men getting involuntary married left and right.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:44:44 No.18401532 File: 94 KB, 571x615, 1518123596955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401506 >you wake up with an arrow in your ass and see this with in arrow in hers wat do?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:46:58 No.18401548 >>18401532 >>18400684

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:47:35 No.18401552 >>18401509 >Holstaur reaches into her cleavage >Pulls out what is essentially a magitek rocket launcher from between her massive mammaries >That night, that launcher isn't the only long and hard thing between her tits

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:47:45 No.18401553 File: 232 KB, 540x304, EU25a0j.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401479 Cerea is love Cerea is life I want to marry The Saberhorse wife

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:48:11 No.18401555 >>18401532 We make tender love and enjoy Eros’ gift to each other. I always like the idea of an Ushi that was tame but super devoted with the seal on and a insatiable sex beast with it off. Just look at how adorable she looks!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:50:53 No.18401568 >>18401553 Would you, could you, suck her tits? Would you, could you, fuck her slick (horsepussy)?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:51:27 No.18401571 >>18401552 >Dark matter launcher What will the Gremlins think of next?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:51:43 No.18401573 >>18401528 does this rings you a bell now? https://orig00.deviantart.net/5432/f/2014/296/b/1/moh_shuvuu__fan_art_commission__by_batusawa-d83xdim.png

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:52:36 No.18401579 >>18401573 No. This confuses me further.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:52:47 No.18401581
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>>18401553
>Saberhorse

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:52:55 No.18401582 File: 41 KB, 481x256, however you think it means.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401568 Yes, yes, yes and yes I'll marry the horse and breed her plenty!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:53:44 No.18401592 >>18401579 Well, you're out of luck pal. happy valentines

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:54:41 No.18401599 Waifus at the blood moon! What happens to your waifu at the blood moon?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:57:46 No.18401606 >>18401599 she can shoot incinerating moon beams

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:58:09 No.18401607 >>18401552 I sure hope it goes that well, she's already captured my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:58:48 No.18401608 >>18401581 >Me, an intellectual: >Darknesshorse

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 21:59:46 No.18401612 >>18401608 I like the cut of your jib.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:00:07 No.18401614 >>18401599 She gets chained up in the basement until morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:00:42 No.18401616 File: 240 KB, 890x898, an_unwanted_guest_by_gareit0-dbvx1a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:00:45 No.18401617 >>18401599 Vampires go on a frenzy. They'll bite their bloodbag until they almost pass out.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:00:56 No.18401619 File: 145 KB, 960x540, MlhXccG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401608 >>18401581 The point is Cerea is perfect! Darkness is fun too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:01:35 No.18401622 >>18401616 That's a big lilim

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:01:41 No.18401623 >>18398968 >Undine Does the basement tap into an underground well or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:02:35 No.18401627 >>18401616 >continuously spamming autismal deviantart shit every thread without consequence /mgg/ is then most cucked place on /jp/ right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:02:43 No.18401628 >>18399009 Maybe one day I'd like to turn my waifu into a shortstack to do this.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:03:06 No.18401629 >>18401622 For you

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:04:00 No.18401634 >>18401619 They’re both amazing horses or templates for centaur personalities. A mix of both would be a great girl indeed.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:04:17 No.18401637 >>18401599 Non-stop passionate cuddlesex until one of loses consciousness.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:04:58 No.18401640 >>18401627 I don't get how the guy(s) spamming this shit havn't been dealt with yet. It adds nothing to the discussions and is obviously flagrant shitposting, yet nothing is done.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:06:33 No.18401646 >>18401640 Because /mgg/ bends over and takes it with no resistance.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:08:15 No.18401653

>18401616
Shit pic, but I would like to see younger girls imagining themselves as monstrous terrors. You usually see it with Kraken playing with toy boats, but more species could use the treatment too. Maybe something like a Wurm playing in the sandbox with her dolls and plowing down a sandcastle to meet her lover or maybe a Gremlin building a Lego Mindstorms mini automation.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:08:35 No.18401654

>>18401634
>Your noble Centaur bodyguard volunteers with a proud air to defend you from all evil
>But always seems to be getting into positions that leave her extremely exposed to you
>which would be no big deal if she didn't oscillate so quickly between "P-please don't look my lord!" and "Oh, but you've already seen! There's no use hiding now! You may as well take advantage of me! You should ravage me while you get the chance and plunge your hot manhood into my vulnerable weak spots~!"
>Sweet girl though

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:09:33 No.18401656 >>18401509 >no Grenadier type Holstaur girl who keeps all her ammo in her cleavage

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:13:38 No.18401669 >>18401654 The best girl! https://pastebin.com/TtX3nc9M

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:13:41 No.18401670 >>18401656 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61866068 This as a holstaur when

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:14:26 No.18401676 >>18401646 I've been reporting as many as I can catch for the past few weeks but I haven't seen any improvement. Really frustrating stuff anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:17:48 No.18401688 File: 484 KB, 803x1200, 300_basilisk_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best snek. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:18:32 No.18401692 >>18401676 Ganbatte, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:22:34 No.18401708 >>18401612 Whats a jib?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:25:52 No.18401723 >>18401688 I was going to make a shitpost about Ryus existing but nah, you can have this one. I just noticed the claws.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:29:05 No.18401736

>>18401708
>One's general appearance or personality, as in I don't like the cut of Ben's jib. In the 17th century the shape of the jib sail often identified a vessel's nationality, and hence whether it was hostile or friendly. The term was being used figuratively by the early 1800s, often to express like or dislike for someone.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:29:57 No.18401741 >>18401670 I'd be her tank crew. If the tank's a rocking, don't come a knocking

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:30:17 No.18401743 >>18401688 The vanilla Lamia is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:33:53 No.18401766 >>18401736 Ya blew it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:35:44 No.18401783 >>18398968 >Flow Kelp Did this house have a fucking laboratory? Or was she living off of the moisture alone? Would wake her, she would probably be curious about what happened.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:37:30 No.18401788 >>18401783 The basement goes below the water table, don't worry about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:39:24 No.18401801 which do you prefer your waifu calling you? Hubby Husband Darling Dearest otouto Son

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:41:57 No.18401812 >>18401801 Papa

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:42:24 No.18401814 >>18401801 Beloved

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:43:20 No.18401817 >>18399646 Men are better strategists than women?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:44:08 No.18401823 File: 211 KB, 819x614, Nightmare Cutie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Live in your world, fuck in hers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:44:20 No.18401824 >>18401801 Honey

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:44:45 No.18401827 >>18401801 Dear. Plain and simple and loving.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:45:50 No.18401833 File: 286 KB, 860x1214, 79958E06-536F-4724-A9E2-C0576D4291B9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401823 Who’s dream world would you rather live in? A Nightmare’s or a Phantom’s?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:46:03 No.18401835 >>18399502 He's right though.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:46:35 No.18401838 >>18401801 Wife calls me either Darling or Hubby depending on the mood, and one daughter calls me papa while the other calls me daddy.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:46:40 No.18401839 >>18401801 Honey, Love, or Papa if our daugheru is around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:47:12 No.18401842 >>18399589 >>18399603 I'm don't just find men unattractive because they look like men. I find them unattractive because they think and act like men. Alps only no longer look like men, so to my mind they're still 2/3rds gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:48:24 No.18401848 >>18401833 I don't know but if the dream last night is any indication, I've either got a very nerdy nightmare or a tanuki of some sort getting in my head. I don't want to start another 40k army, brain!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:50:57 No.18401862 File: 404 KB, 701x992, Nightmare 2.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401833 Nightmare. Since that's actually a dream instead of the not dream shit Phantom is about.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:56:22 No.18401894 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that not all girls belong in the gym. Cheshires, for example have been known to cause....problems.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:56:32 No.18401897 >>18401801 Either Babe or Sunshine. She likes to tease me.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:57:35 No.18401905 >>18401801 Hubby or Darling. The best for a cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:58:00 No.18401912 >>18401894 I bet they don’t re-rack before teleporting and just let the weights fall.

Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 22:59:14 No.18401922

>>18401912
They don't rack the weights, they teleport on bikes or equipment as soon as someone leaves for but a second, and then sneak into the mens room to take pictures.

Granted, the girls find that to be less of an issue but its pretty rough due to the rest.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:00:19 No.18401926 >>18401801 Princess

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:00:41 No.18401928 >>18401723 >Ryus >sneks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:00:58 No.18401929 Quit horsin around.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:01:01 No.18401930 >>18401833 I don't want to be trapped in a musical.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:02:36 No.18401940 >>18401833 Nightmare. That way I get actual dream material (that I come up with) rather than constant garish romantic dramas and the like. Sometimes I just want to snugglefuck in a house by the sea without a ton of background and drama, you know?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:04:29 No.18401950 File: 260 KB, 1152x864, 10c6053fd812dd942544008d4401b52468d1e57067a41d2148209c618fadf0c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401929 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:06:04 No.18401966 >>18401801 musta

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:06:48 No.18401971 >>18401930 It doesn’t have to be a musical. You could be in a regular play.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:08:00 No.18401979 >>18401862 Reminder that if you're in a bar and you see a Nightmare giving you this look: >>18401823 , it's already too late. No point in running or anything, she just needs to wait until you fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:11:15 No.18401994 >>18401979 You seem to have forgotten that their number one weakness is confronting them outside of the dream world. So basically just walk over there and slap her tits.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:12:45 No.18401999 >>18401979 >Insomniac Either I'm safe or it's ten times worse as she takes it as denial play

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:13:42 No.18402000 >>18401979 >>18401994 What if you’re already in a dream? You never went to the bar and instead went to bed. She just wanted to see what you acted like when you think no one is watching. Would a nightmare be able to explain Inception to me?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:13:55 No.18402002 >>18401994 But then she's going to rape you harder in the dream! Or have ludicrously large tits for you to slap around in the dream!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:23:46 No.18402065 File: 112 KB, 458x1094, 21i6fe6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tiny mindflayers

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:24:44 No.18402071 >>18401979 Why can't i just lucid dream?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:25:38 No.18402079 >>18401979 Joke's on her, I suffer from crippling insomnia.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:27:16 No.18402085 >>18402079 Don’t worry. She’ll send a weresheep hitma-I-mean-therapist.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:29:59 No.18402094 >>18402065 But I only like big mindful ayers with big full breI love tiny mindflayers!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:31:33 No.18402101 >>18402085 Double japed, now I get to cuddle a sheep and sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:31:38 No.18402102 >>18402065 >But I only like big mindflayers with big full breI love tiny mindflayers!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:33:07 No.18402112 >>18402094 >>18402102 Simply epic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:33:55 No.18402119 >>18402065 I want a loli Night Gaunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:33:58 No.18402120 File: 490 KB, 720x825, 25832091_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402094 >>18402102 >big full breI love

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:35:46 No.18402134 File: 308 KB, 900x900, NightGaunts3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402119

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:36:46 No.18402138 >>18402120 I considered using a dash there between cutting off the end of "breasts" but decided to just go for it. Guess I shouldn't have.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:37:07 No.18402141 File: 2.59 MB, 3600x4800, MGC Gambling2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that gambling soul slips at the MGC casino lands you in the backroom where the auctions are. Where the old rich Unicorns await.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:38:06 No.18402150 >>18402134 Do you think nightgaunts could give wing hug handjobs? Would that not be the comfiest handjob in existence?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:40:06 No.18402163 File: 443 KB, 686x648, Pupper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:41:11 No.18402171 >>18402119 Nice try KDF

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:41:55 No.18402175 >>18402163 "Eh? A box of chocolate sauce? For me?" I wonder how canids would fare with chocolate, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:43:29 No.18402180 >>18402163 But canines can't eat chocolate!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:44:22 No.18402183 >>18402175 Same as garlic to vampires I'd imagine

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:45:57 No.18402187 >>18402171 die.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:49:27 No.18402203 >>18402175 >>18402180 It's actually just a specific chemical in Chocolate that canids can't eat. You can get chocolate free of this chemical that's safe for dogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:51:57 No.18402213 >>18402203 Yes, but does it taste the same?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:53:34 No.18402219 File: 75 KB, 660x552, 1516927471535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402213 I'unno. >"B-but Anon, you know I can't eat chocolate..." >"I can eat it? You got special chocolate just for me?" >"I love you, Anon!"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:55:27 No.18402225 >>18402141 What if you go on a winning streak and walk away with millions?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:55:37 No.18402226 >>18402141 >Otohime owner gallops over >"im glad you're enjoying your time here cousin, but my gambling advisory tanukis inform me that lying on the table and licking the cards is considered grounds for invalidating the game."

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 13, 2018 23:56:21 No.18402229 >>18402175 >>18402180 >>18402203 Fun fact: Chocolate is significantly more harmful for cats than dogs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:02:26 No.18402263 >>18402141 Might be hard to stay focused on the game with jabberwocks pink breath hazing your judgement.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:02:27 No.18402265 >>18402229 This is true. I know because my pupper has eaten a pound of chocolate before and only had diarrhea the next day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:05:50 No.18402278 >>18398968 I think I'm lucky http://mgewiki.com/w/Ochimusha

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:06:20 No.18402280 File: 616 KB, 814x1200, 310_otohime_L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402226 >Otohime >galloping

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:07:34 No.18402283 >>18402280 How else would you describe the motion of a sea horse? Undulating?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:07:50 No.18402284 >>18402280 They're sea horses aren't they? Horses gallop.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:08:42 No.18402286 >>18402280 Damn that is one smug dragon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:11:07 No.18402297 >>18402175 >>18402180 Yes, I know, nobody listens to the Q&As.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:12:19 No.18402306 File: 6 KB, 1678x58, 21551f42-13e7-4229-b84f-5b872e368b51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402297 Fuck, forgot pic like a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:13:22 No.18402312 If canine monstergirls can eat chocolate just fine then what else could my Kobolds and I use as a safeword?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:14:16 No.18402314 >>18398968 >Demon I drop my flashlight, waking her up as I flee in the hopes that I can escape my inevitable rape. Then after she has her way with me, my waifu kisses me on the cheek and thanks me for putting up with her kinky roleplays.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:15:24 No.18402319 >>18402219 >>18402306 next step is chocolate milkshakes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:16:38 No.18402322 >>18402319 Indirect kisses by sharing the same straw!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:17:24 No.18402324 >>18402322 d-dangerous!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:18:42 No.18402329 File: 393 KB, 922x1135, 1518585522572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402322 The straw isn't what you're supposed to be sharing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:19:18 No.18402331 >>18402322 That's how you fluster that cute delinquent Hellhound who insisted on being rewarded with a date after she fought off those thugs who were going to rape you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:26:55 No.18402364 I've just learned that female kangaroos have two uteri, meaning they can quite literally be pregnant forever. Kangaroo girl when?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:38:01 No.18402388
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>>18402331
>Out on a date with the Delinquent Hound
>You ask her what flavor of milshake she got
>"Ah, I got strawberry."
>You ask if you can try a sip.
>"Oh, sure, I guess."
>You pull her cup over and take a slurp from her straw, you say thanks and say it's really good
>She pulls the cup back
>She's about take a slurp from the straw herself but stops short
>She becomes noticeably flustered as she places the straw in her mouth
>The person at the other table behind her asks her to stop hitting him with her tail

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:42:49 No.18402409 >>18402388 Meanwhile, just out of anon's sight, the other members of the Hellhound's gang are holding up signs. Some of them are for her to read, some just say things like "You can do it Anego!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:44:22 No.18402416 >>18402364 >Kangaroo girl when? Now. https://exhentai.org/g/973786/63e0ca2bc8/

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:45:32 No.18402424

>>18402265
That's actually pretty close to a dangerous amount for an average sized dog so he got lucky
For the record, the same thing in chocolate that is poisonous to dogs and cats is poisonous to humans too, but we need to eat about 10 pounds in a day to start feeling it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 00:48:30 No.18402442 >>18402424 Well, I know what I'm doing the day after tomorrow when all the Valentine boxes go on sale.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:04:48 No.18402496 >>18402442 Surprising your Tanuki with cheap candy that was 70% off? Everyone knows raccoons love a man who uses discounts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:12:13 No.18402529 >>18402496 No dude, he clearly plans to snap up some cheap ingredients to make chocolate covered fruit with his alraune/troll waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:12:18 No.18402530 >>18402496 But i want buy her the most expensive chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:22:56 No.18402578 >>18402280 >"I can't find the coin slot!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:24:00 No.18402582 >>18402280 >best Sugar Momma comin' through!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:24:46 No.18402583 File: 396 KB, 1280x1817, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402364 >Kangaroo girl when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:25:02 No.18402584 >>18402409 This is too cute, I would love to be apart of a gang like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:27:03 No.18402594 >>18402583 >not calling people "cunt" Unrealistic as fuck, do not want.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:27:12 No.18402595 What happens when you wake up only to find that your waifu and daughteru(s) have stripped you naked and tied you to the bed for whatever nefarious schemes they might have planned?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:29:56 No.18402606 File: 354 KB, 850x1200, kangaroo girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18402364 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:32:03 No.18402615 >>18402595 [AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:33:07 No.18402617 >>18402595 It'd be a nice surprise! It'd be really heartwarming to watch my waifu teach out daughteru how to dom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:39:58 No.18402630 >>18402595 Why can't it just be the waifu? Why does she have to being the kids into this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:41:28 No.18402634 >>18402630 Because degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:42:31 No.18402640 >>18402630 Why not?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:42:52 No.18402644 >>18402595 "Honey, I want a divorce."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:44:20 No.18402649 >>18402630 gotta teach them about birds and bees somehow

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:44:49 No.18402654 >>18402584 I hope you're ready for a bunch of delinquent girls to call you "Aniki" while helping their Anego be more confident with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:45:10 No.18402656 >>18402630 Homeschooled sex-ed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 01:57:05 No.18402697 File: 220 KB, 1450x2048, DV6wW7qVAAcDIy3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would a Dark Mage punish you for messing with her potion of fertility and causing her to end up looking like pic related?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:01:45 No.18402714 >>18402630 It's a better way to teach them than letting them go out and rape some poor sap without any real knowledge or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:04:54 No.18402724 >>18402714 You risk her putting it in the wrong hole and becoming a buttslut from a young age.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:04:56 No.18402725 >>18402640 >>18402649 >>18402656 >>18402714 It's just a lame pretext for daughteru dicking and you know it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:05:30 No.18402728 >>18402724 Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:09:55 No.18402744 >>18402654 You misunderstood me anon. I don’t want their Anego who’s on a date. I want the rest of those girls! I’m gonna treat them to something special for Valentine’s Day!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:10:57 No.18402751 >>18402697 I don’t know how it got ‘messed up’, she looks pretty fertile as is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:18:42 No.18402774 >>18402744 Don't break their anego's heart you monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:27:44 No.18402807 >>18402774 Wait... do they all want me? I’m confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:29:49 No.18402809 >>18402388 >>18402409 Someone write a story about these goofballs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:30:01 No.18402812 >>18402807 They're cheering on their Anego you fool. That Hellhound delinquent's had a crush on you since kindergarten.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:38:01 No.18402839 >>18402812 You’re the fool here. I’m not putting myself in the shoes of that other anon who’s on a date with their Anego. I’m putting my own spin on it as an admirer from the sidelines of the others devotion to their boss.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 02:53:58 No.18402904 Did anyone save the conversation we had about the Italian mice and their mafia a couple of threads back?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:09:40 No.18402973 >>18402697 >"If you apologize, I'll forgive you." >she can't hear you say sorry because your smothered in her breast, and she knows it >"Ara, what a stubborn boy. I suppose I'll have to punish you harder~"

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:27:47 No.18403019

>>18399952
>Insecure anon develops a god complex because the only reason he can fathom this woman being so devoted to him is that without his knowledge he is actually the incarnation of God, descended into mortal flesh that cannot contain his divine memories.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:37:27 No.18403046 >>18402904 That sounds silly. How could anyone be intimidated by the Maus Mob?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:39:40 No.18403051 >>18402904 Here ya go, in case you'd like to screencap it or just save the thread for your own readin pleasure later >>/jp/thread/S18368609 . Not that reading it would take long at all or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:41:21 No.18403056 File: 285 KB, 1448x2048, IMG_20180213_213555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Miia commission I want to teach Miia how to cook.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:41:55 No.18403057
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>>18403046
Maybe anon was intimidated by their insane levels of sex appeal and maternal instincts? Or the thought that a single creampie could easily give a mouse triplets?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:48:27 No.18403077 >>18402213 Have you ever eaten white chocolate before?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:50:13 No.18403081 >>18402203 Also that chemical is called Theobromine which is only toxic at certain dosages, like an ounce per pound, dogs tend to weigh a lot less, hence chocolate being more toxic to dogs then to humans.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:51:44 No.18403083 File: 653 KB, 960x1378, 1518572612510.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware of bully succubi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 03:53:57 No.18403087 >>18403083 >Stuffing her bra

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:00:10 No.18403105 >>18403056 funny nose

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:23:16 No.18403158 >ywn engage in mutual haterape with a delinquent odoggo girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:27:03 No.18403170 >>18402595 Oh shit, they are going to tickle me to death for eating their pudding aren't they? This is what you get for stealing a dragon's hoard, people.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:27:23 No.18403171 >>18403083 >that rape face too bad it's just that manga, not lewds

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:31:10 No.18403181 >>18403083 Succubully!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:44:30 No.18403210 File: 91 KB, 433x424, succusuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403083 Succubi are harmless.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:47:27 No.18403214 >>18403083 So, got a source? It any good?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 04:56:36 No.18403251 >>18403210 stupid anteater face ruined so many works

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 05:03:14 No.18403282 >>18403251 But brought us such great laughter.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 05:13:00 No.18403328 File: 558 KB, 1280x1885, biribiri_Succubus_083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403251 There's no way this work could be ruined.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 05:13:37 No.18403333 >>18403083 >tfw no succubully gf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 05:20:24 No.18403362 >>18403328 Fue is an exception

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 06:17:24 No.18403571 >>18403083 Would make a good dark elf high school gf. Would prefer a tiny bit more loving though

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 06:56:43 No.18403680 File: 248 KB, 869x1248, e014_-_013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403171 The manga is full of smug faces. Reminds me of that KC Wonderland doujin.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:00:44 No.18403695
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>In South Korea, women give chocolate to men on February 14, and men give non-chocolate candy to women on March 14 (White Day). On April 14 (Black Day), those who did not receive anything on February 14 or March go to a Chinese-Korean restaurant to eat black noodles (자장면 jajangmyeon) and lament their 'single life'.
Would you go to a noodle restaurant on April 14 to pick up all those hopeless Kumihos?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:04:19 No.18403709 >>18403680 I feel out of the loop, what is this manga called? Image search didn't help.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:11:35 No.18403737 >>18403695 I'd love to go there and see the big, fat, cuddlecat who always teases me about being alone eating a big bowl.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:17:02 No.18403751 >>18403737 How are Korean cats? Is she a failed pop-idol?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:17:19 No.18403752 Your monsterfu thinks it's weird but she's happy to give it a shot to make you happy. What is it? Couples D&D with the neighbors

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:18:55 No.18403758

>>18403695
Fuck that noise. I’m from America and I’ll do the American thing; Buy $200 on reduced price chocolate the day after Valentine’s Day and a couple bottles of whiskey and drown my sorrows eating chocolate and watching entire The Lord of the Rings movie series (Hobbit movies included).

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:19:31 No.18403762 >>18403758 >Hobbit movies included Why would you do that to yourself?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:20:28 No.18403765 >>18403762 Because their not that bad and Martin Freeman is one of my all time favorite actors.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:20:43 No.18403768

>>18403751
More like former Pop Idol, she was a member of a group, did well but couldn't transfer into a solo career.
After that she settled into a standard job training other idols and burying her failed dreams in food and teasing folks. .
Would love to sit next to her and order some.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:21:10 No.18403769 >>18403709 Please don't bully me, Nagatoro-san

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:22:07 No.18403774 >>18403762 They aren't bad movies, just filled with padding and a romance sub-plot that can be cut. It should have been two movies at most. Fucking hell, I enjoyed that Dwarf shield-wall though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:23:22 No.18403781 >>18403769 Thanks a lot anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:24:40 No.18403785 >>18403765 They're only remotely watchable if you fast-forward past every scene he isn't in. >>18403752 Go to a Sandworm Wrestling match.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:25:08 No.18403789 >>18403768 Don't hum the rhythm for her hit single "Nya nya, Love Nya!" or she will get very embarrassed and order another dessert.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:25:17 No.18403790 >>18403768 I wonder how she would react to me not even knowing who she is. Because I’m not into K(or J) Pop and wouldn’t recognize any of the older talent.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:27:55 No.18403800 >>18399972 Mofu

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:29:53 No.18403808

>>18403789
Oh, I would, just to see that purple cat go pink as she gets another piece of pie.
She'd probably do some grumbling back while eating it too.
Maybe something about how I shouldn't be the one talking considering I'm getting black noodles too.

>>18403790
Just another dessert.
Its hard being an ex-Pop Idol.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:30:44 No.18403813

>>18403774
A steak dinner covered in feces isn't a good meal. The ~45% of the movie that was actually in the book was great but all the extra crap they forced in was just awful. Should have been 4-5 hours of screentime max.
It was like Pearl Harbor. Could have been a great movie if they cut the entire romance subplot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:34:36 No.18403829 >>18403813 The first and second movie could've been partially merged and the latter half of the second should've been merged with the third. Its decent but to be truly good it needs to cut a lot of added crap.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:40:22 No.18403855 >>18403752 Hero x Villainess roleplay

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:42:18 No.18403862 >>18403808 You should invite her back to your apartment at the sole condition that she puts on her old idol uniform.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:44:03 No.18403869 >>18403862 That I would, especially if she does the old pose she used to do and pose in it! Even if its too small for her and shows some unflattering parts of her physique! I would unironically love to hear her sing though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:46:53 No.18403876 >>18403781 It's drawn by 774 too. No wonder her smug faces look familiar.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:50:27 No.18403884 >>18403869 She's going to hide her face and sing in the most embarrassed tone ever. You better applaud with all your might when she is done, it's not ok to play with a cat's heart like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:52:59 No.18403894 >>18403768 >>18403808 >>18403862 >>18403869 >>18403884 Guys stop. I really don’t need a waifu right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:55:10 No.18403906 >>18403884 Would be funny seeing her tail go straight while she's hiding her face. And you can bet I'd be clapping, possibly a bit too loud.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:55:13 No.18403907 >>18403855 >implying my waifu isn’t already an ex villain

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 07:56:42 No.18403912 File: 75 KB, 1200x844, DPHgrzYU8AETIRY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403752 Introducing her to city building games

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:03:18 No.18403941

>>18403752
Going to a renaissance fair with my Lich waifu.
>”Honey, you know I lived through the renaissance right?”
>”This isn’t how they jousted back then!”
>”Half of these people aren’t in the right period clothing to begin with.”
>”Please, I KNEW DaVinci, he never once said that!”

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:06:25 No.18403951 Whats the quickest way to get kidnapped by a lonely vampire? garlic and blood?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:08:52 No.18403965 File: 557 KB, 683x732, 1511552375197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what MG fits the most with this image?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:09:21 No.18403970 File: 564 KB, 532x1064, 1517661714367.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403965

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:10:14 No.18403974 >>18403965 Elves.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:11:00 No.18403976 >>18403951 On this particular day you should just give her chocolate filled with your blood. She will reciprocate your passion tenfold. >>18403970 There are smiles you want to protect, and then there are smiles you want to facefuck to oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:13:09 No.18403986 >>18403976 So i just declare my love to that lonely CC vampire in the castle hill? after offering her the chocolate box of course

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:17:59 No.18404005

>>18403986
She probably had her fair share of people who hate her for the sole reason that she is a Vampire come to her castle and attempt to end her life over the decades if not centuries. Having a man visit to confess and give her that kind of chocolate rather than try to murder her will make her fall in love on the spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:20:49 No.18404011 https://pastebin.com/mBpRYMpA Alps are cute. CUTE. especially when they confess to you in shame.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:25:45 No.18404028 >>18404005 What if she snaps thinking its just another vampire hunter? do i stay there listening until she calms down?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:34:28 No.18404068

>>18404028
You listen to the long, angry and tired monologue she usually spews out at any intruder before dueling them. After that you convince her that you're not here to harm her.
Don't be scared when she throws her glass of wine and insults humanity, she practiced that bit a lot to really impress the visitors.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:37:42 No.18404082 >>18404068 Then i will hold her hand and offer her a wedding ring on the spot!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:39:10 No.18404086 >>18403894 No, you will take your Ex-idol cat and like it!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:47:29 No.18404119 >>18404086 I want an Ex-idol cat who eats sweets during the day and gets drunk at night to get over how she went from being a hot teenager superstar to being a chubby CC nobody.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:47:37 No.18404120 >>18404086 >Chubby ex-idol cheshire trembling and blushing as she poses The cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:48:23 No.18404123 >>18403789 >Triple Gooberry Sunrise scene, but with a depressed Cheshire and anon Nice

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:50:33 No.18404131

>>18404119
Just be sure to admire that cat ass and give her a shoulder to lean on while she's grumbling about how her career was fantastic but because she 'was only good in a group' she had to quit.
Also, expect some embarrassing secrets to come out about some modern singers due to her knowing them when they were idols.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:56:00 No.18404146

>>18404131
>Anon tries to convince ex-idol cat that her ass is the greatest in the universe
>She mumbles about how producers only care about honey legs these days
How do you clearly convey to her that her ass is a gift from the heavens that makes her better than all these popular idols on tv?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 08:59:20 No.18404156 >>18404146 Hey, she's got some legs, they're just sporting thick thighs. And a good way is to give that ass a grope while she's getting a drink.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:00:32 No.18404161

>>18404131
I want to tease her by asking if she knows the lyrics to another group’s song, only to find out that she was either
>A)actually was part of that group but nobody remembers her since she was in the back
or
>B)she wrote the song but left the business before the studio produced it

Specifically, I’d like to see her perform https://youtube.com/watch?v=YEoCQwsVQlU

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:01:40 No.18404167 >>18404161 You're just going to make her drink harder!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:07:02 No.18404180
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A little birdy told me someone wrote a sandworm TF story many moons ago on /a/. Would anyone happen to have that story on hand?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:07:40 No.18404181

>>18404161
>A
Oh God, I'd die. I suppose the question is which if us would die harder because of the situation. Great chance for the cat to have her reversal there unless the question makes her chug her drink in depression rather than getting ticked off.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:10:40 No.18404192

>>18404156
Cat legs aren't even in the same league as fox legs.
>And a good way is to give that ass a grope while she's getting a drink.
Just a grope is not enough, you need to show pure obsession towards it.

>>18404161
Both of these scenarios would lead to her being so sad that she'd pour strong alcohol into a tub of ice-cream and eat it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:13:59 No.18404206 >>18404192 >That No wonder she's such a fat ass, and has such a fat ass. Feeling it up while you tell her how magnificent it is and giving it a deep squeeze to punctuate your points is certainly a good way to go about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:16:22 No.18404210 >>18404011 Alps in the military are a clear violation of don't ask don't tell.

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Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:24:11 No.18404245

>>18404181
>”Y-yah know anon? I know what you’re up too.”
>”Y-yeah. Don’t play numb. Imma full bread Cheshire from Wonderfuland! I know all the little tricks people play to fall in love”
>”You’re just bullying me on purposh so I’ll go home wif yoo! Well it ain’t gonna work! I’m gonna take YOU home and there’s nuttin you can do about it! Nya-ha-ha... nuttin... nya-ha-ha.”
>She falls face first into your your chest and hugs you close.
>You both teleport into an unbelievably girly pink bedroom
>She is now on top of you with a drunken loving smile
>”You made me feel bad. Now you have to make it up to me by making me feel good!”

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:25:08 No.18404249 File: 338 KB, 578x1000, __wight_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_twrlare__c4a0f68fa280a6d86f51ff31cdaedc53.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wights are made for ___.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:25:49 No.18404250 >>18404249 Forcing into oral slavery.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:26:47 No.18404256 >>18404233 I will. Dammit I will!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:27:42 No.18404260 >>18404249 Piloting our floating necropolis while we purge the earth of the unclean

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:28:17 No.18404263 File: 445 KB, 2712x2858, Alraune31c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18404256

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:30:19 No.18404269 >>18404249 Facesitting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:32:10 No.18404270 >>18404245 Adorable cat, no stopping till she's purring.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:35:37 No.18404282 >>18404263 >Is this love? Yeah yeah yeah!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:35:55 No.18404284 File: 135 KB, 686x994, Shirohebi22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buttsnake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:36:53 No.18404289 >>18404284 Apophis' pull of the Lamiass thing the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:37:59 No.18404295 File: 290 KB, 1075x1434, DVmKpk0V4AAhsd9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:39:13 No.18404303 >>18404245 Goddammit. I now have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:40:01 No.18404307 File: 178 KB, 1280x878, Apophis18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18404289 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:40:46 No.18404310 File: 295 KB, 1280x720, 1518619246780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no brown unicorn on V-Day Even a Amazonian Unicorn would be fine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:43:26 No.18404318 >>18404249 >Wights are made for ___ Loli x adult male romance

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:44:27 No.18404323 How would your waifu react if she found you doing the laundry and holding one of her shirts up to your face? How she feel if you weren’t smelling it, you just blew your nose into the shirt before throwing it into the wash?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:44:43 No.18404324 >>18404310 >coming "soon"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:44:51 No.18404325 File: 670 KB, 1280x1821, 046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18403171 >not lewds You know it's made by the same guy who made Yupiel and Suzuka?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:46:56 No.18404331 >>18404310 I wonder what Amazonian centaurs are like? I bet they have a way to tie their husbands into place so they can eat them out, even while at full gallop. Think a straight version of that horsecock centaur bondage shit you see on /d/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:47:30 No.18404338 >>18404249 https://i.imgur.com/lNND7l4.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:55:10 No.18404361 >>18404331 >I wonder what Amazonian centaurs are like? Gorgeous, I’m sure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 09:55:41 No.18404363 File: 931 KB, 1424x2000, kJXK1XT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marrying the head maid!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:00:14 No.18404375 File: 135 KB, 507x655, Wurm60.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:01:23 No.18404379 >>18404375 The man who defends himself has a fool of a lawyer, so I’ll trust her. What’s the worst that could happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:01:42 No.18404382 >>18404375 I don't see how this aids me in my current legal predicament

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:02:09 No.18404383

>>18404363
That's not right, anon. The head maid is supposed to look more stern and businesslike. Her hair needs to be up and she needs to be wearing glasses. She also needs a much more conservative dress.
She only shows her tender side to her master, and the rest of the world remains ignorant of its existence.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:07:15 No.18404402 It's valentines day anon! How would you and your waifu celebrate?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:09:58 No.18404415 File: 1.96 MB, 1470x908, 1429902022613.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18404402

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:10:10 No.18404416 >>18404402 by sleeping on heart shaped pillows dormouse are olev

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:10:37 No.18404420

>>18404383
Seeing a head maid be cold and stern like that to the other maids then slowly smile and let her hair down when she’s alone with you in your master bedroom would drive me wild. I’d be suave as i can taking off her glasses and nibbling her neck as I disrobe her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:11:48 No.18404428 >>18404402 Chocolate covered waifu She's a Sandworm Nothing could possibly go wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:12:00 No.18404431 >>18404402 Cuddling in bed all day while feeding each other strawberries dipped in honey, watching comfy movies, and wearing gratuitous amounts of frilly red and/or pink latex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:13:10 No.18404442 >>18404431 Strawberries don't go with honey you weirdo Unless she's a bee but that doesn't count

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:13:40 No.18404444 >>18404428 How do you keep the sand off of your chocolate-covered waifu? After all, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:16:02 No.18404456 >>18404442 Considering my sexual tastes anon, would it be that weird to think my food tastes would be odd as well? Strawberries with a little bit of honey are great, especially with some nice vanilla yogurt too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:19:26 No.18404466 >>18404431 You are a sissy faggot KDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:21:02 No.18404473 >>18404444 I'd assume she would just cover her mini body with chocolate but that's problematic in itself. I can't imagine chocolate setting well on a mucus covered non-Newtonian wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:21:49 No.18404479 >>18404338 Lewd

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:22:33 No.18404485 >>18404466 I'm only half a faggot anon, get it right.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:23:29 No.18404493 >>18404402 Looking up various dank memes on the internet then cuddling in bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:26:43 No.18404510 >>18404493 >then >not and baka desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:28:47 No.18404519 >>18404510 We have our priorities straight. One after the other.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:30:35 No.18404526

>>18404402
She'd feed me melted chocolate with her mouth and we'd do some heavy loving in the morning. During the afternoon we'd go out on a date and we'd finish the night with a romantic dinner, a movie and then some more baby making sex until the next day. I'm sure she'd want to "polish" me a lot during the entire day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:31:16 No.18404530 >>18404402 A nice dinner, a movie, and working on another daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:31:57 No.18404534 >>18404402 https://exhentai.org/s/c5e06df33d/1183883-36

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:32:26 No.18404537 File: 342 KB, 703x1200, 2d7672bdc2a6b3c7f55dafbdddda63e5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18404479 Lewd Wights are the best Wights, can't wait till it's coloured.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:33:38 No.18404542 >>18404537 >Colored My boner is ready.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:39:04 No.18404572 File: 318 KB, 1448x1095, XwOaO4k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Care to join me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:44:15 No.18404596 File: 141 KB, 889x899, thiccest_boi_by_alduingijinka-dc30rea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:47:47 No.18404607 File: 444 KB, 411x580, Lamia_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sneks.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:50:49 No.18404626
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>>18404402
Copious amounts of recreational drug usage and not leaving the bed until the 15th anon! Would also involve our two daughters and let them be a bit greedier then they are usually allowed to be!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:54:07 No.18404643 >>18404626 >let them be a bit greedier then they are usually allowed to be! In what way anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:56:16 No.18404651 >>18404643 Let them try out some of the aphrodisiacs and other special potions that are usually just reserved for me and the wife!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:57:00 No.18404653 Bubblecum bubblecum in a dish How many Houri do you wish? just 2 for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:57:56 No.18404657 >>18404653 I want a cupid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:58:51 No.18404659 >>18404651 Would you let them suck on their mama’s big juicy tits while you pound her thick ex-thief ass?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 10:59:11 No.18404662 File: 1.09 MB, 768x1024, t3_7wy8zd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:00:36 No.18404668 >>18404651 What would be your favorite potion to use with them? What would be their favorite to use on you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:00:43 No.18404669 >>18404657 Anon, a Cupid would be spilling her spaghetti all over the place on Valentine’s Day. Can you imagine how embarrassed she’d be when she just freezes up right in front of you after telling you she has something to tell you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:01:10 No.18404671 >>18404607 Loving sneks are great and >>18398471 is another great example of a good sexy serpent.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:01:57 No.18404676 >>18404659 Yes anon. It'd only make her extra-sensitive and she'd quickly ahegao right in front of her two little girls, which would only encourage them to grope and suck on her tits even harder!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:02:27 No.18404679 >>18404669 I just realized that Cupids are a type of Gun-dere

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:02:31 No.18404680 >>18404245 Whoa. It's not often I come across a Cheshire I actually like. Good job.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:05:00 No.18404691

>>18404668
Wife has a fetish for Momdom so her's would be some age altering one. The large mouse/Dellu would probably just use the most potent aphrodisiac on me she can so she could milk as much out of me as possible, while the dormouse would want me to drink weresheep essence so she can toy with me while I'd be too tired to resist. As my favorite option to use on them, I'd probably be the same as Dellu and just want to see them squirm and use the strongest stuff we have on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:06:56 No.18404703 >>18404691 >Wife has a fetish for Momdom Truly patrician. I'm not much for age transformation potions but momdom from my waifu would be top tier.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:07:31 No.18404705 File: 246 KB, 630x622, gazer toast heart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18404402 I foresee a lot of biting. Me getting bitten. By my wife's teeth. Also maybe some kind of chocolate goo trick.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:07:59 No.18404711 >>18404669 If she takes too long I'll end up confessing my love for her instead. She won't even need and arrow for me because I'd be completely lovestruck.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:08:13 No.18404713

>>18404676
>they both cum from sucking on her tits and gulp and suck at them harder
>she cums from both of their sucking as well as from you ravaging her rumpside
>you cum from the lewdness of it all, which only spurs the whole thing on
Your lucky wife is gonna be a drooling, orgasm-wracked mess in no time flat, and then the girls will want a turn!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:09:21 No.18404718 >>18404703 Thanks anon, and that's ok. I just love potions in the mge verse cause they'd tend to have no side effects or cause unwarranted damage like drugs in real life, and don't require a needle or some sketchy way of taking them.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:13:13 No.18404734 >>18404718 Yeah, monstergirls would make a lot of stuff like that really comfy and convenient.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:13:54 No.18404737 >>18404705 What happens when a Gazer bites you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:15:09 No.18404746 >>18404737 You feel love happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:15:50 No.18404749 I want to tell my centaur knight that its time to Retake Constantinople!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:16:47 No.18404751 File: 190 KB, 704x1334, 1498443432086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18404402

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:16:53 No.18404752

>>18404713
They'd each get a turn and experience just as much joy as their mom. Though she'd make sure to get revenge later and turn me into an even bigger sloppier drooling mess right in front of our kids, letting them tease and play with me while she makes sure I'm the one who gets fucked completely silly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:17:42 No.18404758 >>18404402 Dinner and sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:19:50 No.18404764 >>18404431 Why? What made you the way that you are?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:21:04 No.18404767 >>18404596 >boi no.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:21:51 No.18404769 >>18404767 you blew it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:22:21 No.18404771 >>18404764 Loneliness can damage the heart pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:23:15 No.18404776 >>18404764 >Why? Why not? Why keep singling me out? >What made you the way that you are? Plenty of things anon,but I'm not going to get into that now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:23:24 No.18404778 >>18404749 I want to take my Centaur Knight’s breastplate off and get that first whiff of her sweaty humongous tits, leaving her extremely embarrassed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:23:37 No.18404781 >>18404767 You failed us anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:25:28 No.18404784 File: 292 KB, 1142x1600, 02_Clutch_of_the_Scylla_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Scyllas are the cutest.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:26:46 No.18404792 >>18404764 Isn't KDF a legitimate autistic?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:27:20 No.18404795 >>18404778 >Muh proud, knightly heritage She's probably part dairy breed..

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:28:22 No.18404800
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>>18404402
About to go to sleep after working all night, so just a full day of sleeping in Miia's coils.

When waking up I would make us a nice dinner.

Going out would be nice, but I would want to wait and do it on a day that's not valentines day. Going out on the day is busy, and just too much of a pain. It's better to just focus on each other all the time .

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:29:55 No.18404804 >>18404431 Sounds comfy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:30:30 No.18404807 >>18404792 Not officially diagnosed anon, though it's quite probable and it definitely runs in my family.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:30:35 No.18404808 >>18404795 She is, and I’d tease her immensely for it. I’d call her a ‘noble sow’ and constantly remind her how her big chest is what people first notice about her. Then I’d slap her tits and continue taking off her armor like a ‘good’ squire.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:32:00 No.18404817 >>18404808 Squire? More like an impudent brute! She's going to have you doing long, hard chores for her as punishment!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:34:21 No.18404828

>>18404817
Eh, I’d dodge a kick from her and set about my duties. Not my fault her bosom is so big it bursts bodices. Though if she ever wants those things to be truly soothed and massaged, she need but ask. I may even get a free drink out of it it seems!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:35:41 No.18404837 >>18404485 >>18404807 This explains so much.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:37:10 No.18404845 Leave KDF alone.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:37:42 No.18404846 >>18404828 She wouldn't kick but a slap would be more appropriate. And she only bursts those bodices because of the shoddy craftsmanship and not because her chest is too big and getting bigger.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:42:35 No.18404872

>>18404846
Doesn’t she know a man would go to legendary lengths to simply rest his head against those prodigious pillows? Surely those big-and-getting-bigger brabusters deserve some extra attention, hm? Surely she doesn’t think I haven’t noticed her mashing and rubbing them herself secretly during her ‘private time’?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:42:37 No.18404874 >>18404792 Obsession and autism aren't necessarily the same thing. They're in the vicinity of eachother but with autism comes a specific telltale kind of social impairment that's not very difficult to notice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:44:32 No.18404880 File: 152 KB, 645x977, DV3xA3eU0AAcTxx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:46:40 No.18404892 >>18404872 Mayhaps she does but she still has many years to go before she settles down and takes a husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:49:20 No.18404902 >>18404874 >a specific telltale kind of social impairment that's not very difficult to notice. Yes, I'm pretty sure I have that anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 11:50:55 No.18404910 File: 1.90 MB, 1024x1434, dragon_zombie_by_shinoharaa-dc1d7xr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best undead coming through.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:00:46 No.18404943 >>18404892 Is that what she thinks, hmm? I’m gonna convince her she can have such pleasures much sooner with someone much closer than she thinks!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:01:50 No.18404948 >>18404943 Of course, what do you think her mother and her mother before her did? She must earn some battlefield accolades before she finally settles down. That or retire when her chest is too large for combat.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:08:15 No.18404975

>>18404948
>a year later and her breasts are truly frightening things to behold
>her armor has to be custom made with unique materials just to get over them
>she’s almost constantly flush with embarrassment and timidly trying to hide how horny they make her just from regular jostling around
It is at this time I would reach my limit. I’m going to proactively deflower that milky maiden and show her the pleasure of having her tits worshipped proper!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:08:42 No.18404978
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>>18404402
Probably go out on a nice date together out in the city, maybe go for a nice walk through the gardens. Then go home for a long night of cuddles, confessions of love, and lovemaking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:10:02 No.18404987 >>18404975 But she's a proud knight! She can't be doing such improper things, even if she could supplement the army's rations with milk.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:12:38 No.18404995

>>18404987
She can be a proud knight and a proud supplier of the entire castle’s milk supply.
>sit on her back and reach around to milk her monster jugs into bucket after bucket
>no matter how many she fills it still keeps coming
>Whisper in her ear what a fine dairy breed she is, and tell her she’s mastering the dairy, now she just needs the ‘breed’

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:13:19 No.18405002 File: 511 KB, 650x919, 67280872_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Butter-T does it again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:14:10 No.18405006 >>18404995 Anon please! She'd buck you off, clothe herself and head back to her tent in a huff to milk herself while biting her lip. She's still got to serve and being deflowered before marriage would bring shame to her family!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:14:16 No.18405007 >>18404995 >forcing a tittymonstergirl to be a milkcow on the rack Excellent taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:14:32 No.18405009 >>18404784 Something about scyllas with thick tentacles makes them look untrustworthy to me. That one in particular looks like the type who is a delinquent at heart but can't bother actually breaking the rules.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:15:31 No.18405015 >>18405002 Cute pigs! Would make my personal horde! >>18405007 Not him but its especially nice with proud girls who either remain proud while you milk them or start to break and become your personal milking toy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:16:56 No.18405025 >>18404382 If nothing else you have a get out of jail free card.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:18:47 No.18405034

>>18405007
It’s one of life’s great joys.
>>18405006
Stubborn as an ass I see. But no matter. I’d persist daily in showing her the wonders of being a shameful overproducing cow and even, if need be, tell her that Ill do what it takes to make it happen... even marry her myself.
Deep down, I know she loves the shame and freedom of not having to be so stuffy and proper.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:19:45 No.18405040 >>18404383 >>18404420 This is a great head maid. I would also like her to be all professional in bed from time to time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:20:27 No.18405041 >>18404910 Best dragon too, possibly best onee-chan as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:20:51 No.18405043 >>18405015 Exactly. >spoiler Now that is the stuff right there. Watching them slowly drift further into glazed over eyes, dopey smiles and even mooing on command

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:21:10 No.18405046

>>18405034
Be careful anon, keep that up and when she returns with you from a campaign, she may send an invite for you to meet her in her personal quarters only so you can see her dressed up in some lacey negligee and 'bound' to her bed with white ribbons, massive milkers bare and ready for you.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:22:12 No.18405054 File: 535 KB, 700x879, 26803480_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405041 >Best dragon That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:22:18 No.18405055 >>18404910 But that's not a wight or a lich.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:22:29 No.18405057 File: 1.05 MB, 1240x1754, Studying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what noise would a automaton make when surprised?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:22:29 No.18405058 >>18405043 That it is, especially if they were proud warriors you defeated in combat and put into this life via right of conquest. Barring them already being married of course.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:24:01 No.18405065

>>18405040
>”I’m afraid we are limited on time today, Master. You’ve a busy day ahead and must be on your way soon. However, it is my duty and privilege to provide you proper relief befitting one of your stature.”
>snaps a long glove on her hand
>”Now, we shall start with a handjob. Do not concern yourself with my glasses, I shall wear your cumshot as a badge of pride.”

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:25:04 No.18405066 >>18405057 The ! noise from MGS of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:25:42 No.18405067 >>18405057 "BWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:26:05 No.18405069 >>18405046 Oh, that beautiful creature is getting emptied from one end and very filled in the other. I hope she’s ready for the first night of the rest of her life.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:27:16 No.18405073 >>18405069 Don't stop til she has twins or looks it. Pregnancy is going to be hell on her bust.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:29:00 No.18405085

>>18405058
Seeing their pride turn into slovenly desperation would be fantastic. Imagine how their former warband would react seeing them wearing a collar and dutifully mooing while releasing milk over a bucket as their conquered takes them from behind.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:30:04 No.18405090 File: 101 KB, 622x768, 985B9RZTNiNDNdPufyLgybCdBduWxPMEuRRZRlShvok.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna marry the eel!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:30:41 No.18405096 >>18405073 Naturally. She’d have to accept armor just can’t be made in such size anymore. And that the front of her shirts would never go unstained from constant flow again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:31:12 No.18405098 >>18405002 That’s why she’s da boss!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:31:35 No.18405103 >>18405002 >that delicious brown high orc >all those off profile cuties in the background Butter's pretty hit or miss but when it's a hit he knocks it out of the park.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:31:39 No.18405104 >>18405090 But she's all slimy and slippery!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:32:27 No.18405110

>>18405085
I imagine it would be a bit demoralizing for them.
A bunch of P'Orcs seeing the big, muscled boss sporting a near ahego with heart pupils, tremendous tits, and the guy the defeated her filling her with seed would be terrifying.

And you could do that with salamander swordmasters, kunoichi clan heads, centaur knights, or evlen captains.
Introducing a new girl to her fellow harem-mates may shake them a bit too, especially if they spy a rival who'd disappeared.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:34:08 No.18405119 >>18405096 Yep, she'd have to finally 'retire' to a life as a noble, along with maybe keeping the front of her shirt unbuttoned a bit so you can see that barely contained cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:35:06 No.18405125 How would you get fired up to fight monsters? Following that, how would you get fired up to fuck them?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:35:46 No.18405128 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, 1479040059819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405090 Good choice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:37:12 No.18405136 >>18405125 Because I want to adventure and also because, if you get good enough, you can claim right of conquest on high-tier girls. As for the latter question, baby-making

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:39:01 No.18405140 File: 395 KB, 595x842, Hakutaku_by_butter_t-d9t0ltv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hakutaku and lich team up in hunger for knowledge

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:41:18 No.18405151 >>18405125 Put on some fighty-rock music, strike a pose with a sword, and goad the monster into attacking so I can counter

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:42:00 No.18405157

>>18405110
>one of each of those on the line as well as a Wight dreadlord producing ghostmilk
>take newly captured (and newly monsterized) lesser succubus Paladin in to meet her new harem-mates
>they all look up with rapturous smiles as magic machines pump their breasts and tease their womanhood
>”Ahhn! Welcome home master~!!!”
>”Pick me first master, I’ve made so much for you!”
>”Me, me Master! I-I’ll moo for you like you love so much! M-moo!!”
>”Master, if your new wife needs pointers, l-let me teach her by showing her how to ride you best!”
>lesser Succ is horrified... and aroused
Ah, the life.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:45:08 No.18405174

>>18405157
Yep, would come back and bed each of those girls one on one before a group dinner and welcoming the new girl into the group.
A big tittied, extra milky harem of ex-warriors would be nice.
Going to have a few daughterus around doing cute things too if it kills me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:45:22 No.18405176 >>18405140 I want to see her shoot lazers from that third eye.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:48:26 No.18405188 >>18405002 If you wish to date one of the P'Orc do you have to ask permission from the High Orc boss? I want to make that white haired P'Orc into a woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:48:54 No.18405195 >>18405157 Wight-chan what does ghostmilk taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:49:17 No.18405199 >>18405188 I mean you could just let yourself become the tribe's man anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:49:58 No.18405201 >>18405195 Probably lighter and slightly sweet.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:50:50 No.18405207

>>18405174
>Group dinner with all the wives
>all happily talking having cooled from their stupor in the milking room, sharing the bountiful feast
>huge heavy pair of breasts after hugeness heavy pair of breasts pressing against the table down the way
>until it comes to the new girl, who thought she was big but is laughably small in comparison and making a pouty face in noticing it
>Suddenly a Kunoichi and Salamander daughter each pull on her sleeve
>”Hey miss, did something happen to your chest? How come it’s so small?”
>Lesser Succ pouts even more as the other wives “Awwww!” in knowing pity and light teasing

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:51:53 No.18405214 >>18405176 I had this idea that she could "pull" the knowledge out as physical energy, and it would flow into her eye.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:52:37 No.18405216 >>18405195 >”Fufufu~ airy and sweet, like a fancy foam cream, and always chilled to perfection~” It’s a point of pride. Each girls’ milk is different!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:54:31 No.18405229 File: 758 KB, 1500x944, Husband, that theme music isn't necessary..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Eros Police! Is there a love emergency?! >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VaEdKwXJhM

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:57:07 No.18405243

>>18405207
Exactly! Although the oldest/biggest members would probably have to rest their breasts on the table so they're comfy.

And those rambuncious daughterus are getting spoiled by daddy after his latest raid and victory!
Training, story time, and fun will be had!

And the Muscled spider matron would probably tell the lesser succubus not to worry about her bust.
>"Just give it time and enjoy the feasts, Hubby will make sure you're happy and right."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:58:44 No.18405252 >>18405057 Do not taze an Automaton. This will make her core shut down and she'll switch into her demonic energy reserves. She needs lots of spirit energy to restart the core so prepare your pelvis.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 12:59:00 No.18405254 >>18405229 I wonder what eros paladin would be if he didn't chose to become a paladin Romantic novelist?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:00:38 No.18405259 >>18405254 FItness trainer and motivational speaker

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:03:52 No.18405273 >>18400970 It's something by dowman seiman

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:05:40 No.18405286 >>18405243 >>18405207 >Gigantic pervert >masterful warrior >Loving father An odd combination right there.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:06:40 No.18405290 Teaching loli MGs how to make out of Valentine's Day!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:08:04 No.18405295

>>18405243
A splendid home. The daughters would be infatuated by the new treasures daddy brought home. The bustiest/oldest wives would swoon and sigh, not realizing their breasts are pushing over goblets and food on the table.
And though the girls are sweet and welcoming to newcomers, would they haze the new girl by snatching her away late at night to forcefeed her their milk in the barn?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:09:09 No.18405297 >>18405286 Do everything to the fullest, that’s the fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:09:28 No.18405300 >>18405290 Making out with a loli wight while she stands on a stool!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:13:25 No.18405318

>>18405295
Yep, it would be fantastic.
And while daddy's showing them treasures, they'd want to show him the new books they read, the new sword moves they learned, new spells their practicing or the drawings they've made.

A few stains on the table are worth that, right?

And that's only if the new girl is hesitant or growing fast enough, THEN they introduce her to the 'bounty of their husband's favoritism'.
A dangerous trial as many of them are....quite large

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:13:38 No.18405319 >>18405290 >>18405300 Where do your hands go when you make out with a loli?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:14:08 No.18405322 File: 138 KB, 620x877, UnagiJoro19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405104 And that's good.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:15:02 No.18405327 >>18405297 Exactly >>18405319 Hips or fat loli ass

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:17:20 No.18405338 >>18405319 On her cheeks!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:17:40 No.18405341 >>18405319 One hand across her back for holding her close and making her feel safe, the other wandering all over from her flat chest to her round little butt to her puffy hairless pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:17:48 No.18405344 >>18405318 >new girl goes from mild to megamilk to Matsu-sensei tier in mere months Now I know why the dinners are so big. Gotta feed those funbags!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:18:35 No.18405346

>>18405290
>Loli monster girl hands you a bag of handmade chocolates
>They're misshapen hearts but they taste great
>You ask her if she wants to play a chocolate game
>She replies with an enthusiastic yes
>You tell her to open her mouth and you put a piece of chocolate in it
>You then pull her into an intense french kiss
>Both of your tongues work together to melt the chocolate
>Not even a minute after you're done with the first piece she puts another one in her mouth and begs to play again
>She is a kiss slut in the making

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:21:19 No.18405357

>>18405344
Exactly.
Gotta feed the funbags and any daugtherus they may be carrying at the time.

I mean, the H'Orc warlord may be an exception but that's how it works for the rest of them.

And they'd probably spend all the days with their husband for days upon weeks until he needs to go out and pillage again.
They'd probably be surprised if he brought anyone back as its only champions that catch his eye, meaning that each and everyone of them was, and may still be, a fantastic warrior or mage to have been taken by him.

No one would be bigger by the first girl though, whomever she may be.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:24:35 No.18405366 File: 221 KB, 958x550, Mershark5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She wants the H.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:25:20 No.18405368 >>18404402 Garlic lunch and hot wine with my vampire!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:25:22 No.18405370 >>18405366 Pat the shark!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:26:36 No.18405375 >>18405322 Damn those sneaky monsters guiding men's faces to their huge breasts! Well I won't be fooled!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:27:03 No.18405377 File: 268 KB, 700x537, MG bartenter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp78kGMYTI8 We should have stories about relaxing at the bar

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:28:35 No.18405381 >>18405377 I see a Wendi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:28:43 No.18405382 Do minotaurs like puzzles?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:29:05 No.18405384

>>18405357
>night before husband heads out to pillage
>it’s a big fluffy pile of busty wives smothering him and fawning over him and begging him to stay a little longer and leaving kissmarks all over his body
>ends with him passionately fucking them one by one while the others make out with him, his neck, each other, each other’s tits, in a surprisingly heartfelt and romantic orgy

As for the firstwife, she’d truly be tremendous. The new girl would balk when she first saw her, pregnant and happily wobbling down the hall.
I can’t help but think she’d be either a battle cattle or a dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:29:16 No.18405386 >>18405382 Probably.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:29:22 No.18405387 File: 943 KB, 637x882, 1518632962988.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405366

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:30:03 No.18405391 >>18405377 Only if the usual is an uncaring handjob

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:30:32 No.18405394 >>18405375 You better never go to Zipangu then. An eel would spot a cute gaijin like you from a mile away and setup slime at the perfect spots to make sure you fall right into her cleavage and can't get up on your own.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:31:07 No.18405397
File: 200 KB, 1261x1280, doctor_is_IN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>have mindflayer wife

>we're relaxing on the couch

>she's reading a book

>i'm wrapped around her as a squid

>have a terrible idea form to not be bored

>start silently whispering and shake ever so slightly

>mindflayer wife looks down at me and knows where this would be heading

>she puts down her book and start heading towards the stairs to the bedroom

>each moment that passes, I get louder and shake more

>she lets out slight moans and tells me to hold on a bit

>as she finally reaches the stairs, she finally realizes what i've been whispering

>her eyes open wide in shock and terror

>she begs for me not to do what i'm thinking of

>too late for that

>start shaking violently, assaulting her pussy and making her squeal

>she clamps down on me and holds her legs together as her juices torrent out of her besieged snatch

>she desperately tries to pull me off, but to no avail for I am locked down TIGHT

>her legs soon give way and she falls into the puddle of her own pussy juice

>she's crying out in ecstasy and yet begging for me to stop

>I only increase the volume of my voice and my ultraviolent barrage on her soaked hole

>her orgasm turns to two, then five, then ten

>she's a blubbering mess

>tears and drool line her face as she both sobs and cries in pleasure

>the carpet in ruined from how soaked it became

>she can't even speak anymore, all she does is moan in desperation for me to finally give her peace

>these pleads are merely drowned out by my booming voice shaking the house

YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW, YOU'RE A KID NOW, YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>after a couple hours pass of this violent sexual trainwreck, I finally let go and turn back to my human form

>my mindflayer wife is laying there, twitching and convulsing

>her eyes are rolled back, her tongue is lolling out, she only makes silent moans

>her snatch is raw, red, and soaked. Each twitch just spurts more juice out

>I look over my grand masterpiece and blast her face with a thick glob of my homemade white ink and sit down to play some Splatoon

>needless to say, it took a while for her to eventually forgive me

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:32:13 No.18405409

>>18405384
Indeed, that and kissing all the daughterus goodbye and promising to be back soon.

And who knows, she could even be a dark mage or even a snek with tits that big!
But yes, she'd definitely need that enchanted brassier he found her to help her move about without issue

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:32:27 No.18405412 File: 898 KB, 1133x1133, 9d88c3c22258e23bf8262b5ce2a7a470.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you rub a vampire 'wings' when they are in cape form or in wing form? for maximum pleasure and cuddling i mean

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:32:33 No.18405413 >>18405397 >double spacing greentexts Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:32:33 No.18405414 >>18405397 Did you seriously have to press enter twice every time

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:33:13 No.18405416 >>18405397 Newfag go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:33:56 No.18405423 >>18404402 Spicy chocolate with my Atlach-Nacha waifu. I'll also keep telling her how much I love her until she can't take it anymore and rapes me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:33:59 No.18405424 >>18405394 I could easily jump over all of those slime trails and skillfully avoid her breasts. HA! There is no way this could go horribly wrong for me. Lets she her "ara ara" her way out of that!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:35:03 No.18405429 >>18405319 There's a lot of places where a hand could situlationally go. A hand on her cheek or a fingertip under her chin. On her back or sides. Petting her ears if she's an anubis or a fox. Hips, butt or upper thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:35:27 No.18405430 Nagas/lamia with 4/6 arms y/n?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:36:14 No.18405438 >>18405430 I too found the Naga Queens in HoMM3 sexy So yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:37:27 No.18405444 >>18405430 >Nagas Monsterboyfag go home.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:38:57 No.18405454 >>18405444 Wat? Since when are Nagas specifically male?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:39:48 No.18405458 File: 367 KB, 803x1400, f94aa88bf32f00d5d3f9bee9e20c394c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405319 Where do you think?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:41:26 No.18405461 I want an innocent oppai loli werecat to crawl all over me in a search to get comfy. She will be innocent, for I shall not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:41:31 No.18405462 >>18405377 "Double rum, no ice"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:43:39 No.18405473 >>18405424 She's going to move right next to your house, become your neighbor and get a job at the convenience store you go to everyday. One day you're going to slip up, you can't be on your toes every single day of the year.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:44:45 No.18405479 >>18405473 I think I can avoid it. I mean, how big can her chest be?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:45:18 No.18405481 >>18405065 Something like this. She would also do it when I get home especially tired. Her having complete control to maximize my pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:46:17 No.18405486 >>18405461 Will she sleep on her back in your lap or curled up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:46:38 No.18405488 >>18405377 Would a satyros try and fix an angry drunk? https://youtu.be/rct233J9lsE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:50:21 No.18405503 >>18405486 On her back, lazily spread out sitting on my lap, her poor little dress unable to contain her chest. And then, crimes are committed. Crimes of love.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:50:25 No.18405505 >>18405479 Big enough to feed the half dozen daughters you will have with her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:52:08 No.18405512 >>18405319 Nowhere, you don't make out with lolis, that's against the law.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:53:15 No.18405519 >>18405505 But I won't have any. I can avoid her and her very..very tight convenience store uniform.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:53:44 No.18405523 File: 23 KB, 450x298, Deka Keine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405140 Takus are great.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:53:45 No.18405524 >>18405319 Her soul.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:54:50 No.18405526 >>18405503 Anon no! If you molest that chest then it will only get bigger!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:55:08 No.18405529 File: 43 KB, 478x572, EVERY DAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:55:33 No.18405531 >>18405512 Anon that is ignorant!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:56:28 No.18405536 >>18405526 This is the plot of that mega milk doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:57:52 No.18405541 >>18405529 I HATE IT!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:58:28 No.18405545 >>18405519 If you're going to be that dense then she is going to have to hug you tight and tell you how much she loves you straight up.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 13:58:59 No.18405549

>>18405526
It’ll be fine! I’ll go soft at first, scratching under her chin to get her purring, then sliding my hands down to slowly brush and slide against her breasts, gently pushing them together, wiggling them back and forth, and then a big deep squeeeeze that she moans for the long duration of.
It’s fine!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:00:13 No.18405557 >>18405549 But then she'll be telling her friends that anon spoils her and plays a fun game with her!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:00:32 No.18405558 >>18405545 But she's all slimy! Is she at least soft?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:02:05 No.18405563 File: 645 KB, 691x930, be63d229f2f73bccca7551abbe0685b7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405430 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:02:58 No.18405566 >>18405557 She can tell them that! She can even tell them the fun game where I get paizuri from those oversized milkbags and let her curiously kiss and suck on the tip as it pokes up through her cleavage

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:04:14 No.18405573 >>18405563 Now that’s what I’m talking about, damn. Truly beautiful and exotic to me. Imagine her expressiveness with all that?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:05:34 No.18405580 >>18405558 The softest, just get a damn clue already.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:06:32 No.18405584 >>18405580 I guess it won't be so bad. Would she spoil me and make me feel comfy and loved?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:08:31 No.18405592 >>18405584 >Spoiler Zipangu monster girls are the comfiest. You could even say that Unagi-Joros are the comfiest of the comfy. As for love you're going to get showered in it daily.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:09:05 No.18405596 >>18405592 Yeah I've turned around. I want my big boobed eel nee-san!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:09:33 No.18405598 >>18405563 Gorgeous

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:10:17 No.18405601 File: 303 KB, 938x1260, Livingdoll3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never buy birthday gifts for your daughter from tanukis.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:11:21 No.18405607 >>18405566 But then she may slurp what comes out up and get a taste for it! Then she'll want to do it every day! You woulnd't bully her by telling her she has to go till you're done and eat some corruption fruit would you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:12:14 No.18405611 File: 162 KB, 724x1024, 1446501580015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405430 Yes, this is my fetish. KC needs to make a girl with 4/6 arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:14:17 No.18405618 >>18405601 Why is that Succ licking my daughter's forearm?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:15:30 No.18405625 File: 431 KB, 1200x1071, 1517032795157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What monster girl would listen to Black Metal the most?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:15:39 No.18405626 File: 199 KB, 2105x1003, LeptocephalusConger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do loli Unagi Joros have transparent bodies?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:16:11 No.18405628 >>18405625 White Horn

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:17:10 No.18405633 >>18405625 Akaname

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:18:04 No.18405638 >>18405607 Oh, but I would. I’d go until she’s struggling to swallow any more and her face and breasts are sludged up messes, and would only get harder at her cute face trying her hardest to keep up as she gets addicted to the taste and smell.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:19:13 No.18405643

>>18405601
If your daughter points to a doll and the kind merchant offers you a discount because it would pain her heart to see your daughter sad you better buy that doll no matter where it comes from.
It's not like your daughter is going through teenage-hood without corrupting anyway.

>>18405611
6 arms means 6 armpits.
One for each day of the week minus Sunday.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:19:34 No.18405645 >>18405625 Goth Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:19:55 No.18405647 >>18405625 Elves.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:20:57 No.18405652 >>18405643 >6 arms means 6 armpits. Maybe more. Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:24:30 No.18405663 >>18405652 6 arms is the reasonable limit. If you're really a slut for arms you could go up to 12, but then you'd have to deal with the weird looks your waifu would get.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:26:26 No.18405670 >>18405638 But anon, she'd force herself to keep going until she can't swallow any more because now more will fit.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:26:34 No.18405671 >>18405663 >6 armed lamia wife rustles your hair, strokes your chest, caresses your face, plays with herself and gives you a handjob all at the same time High tier stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:26:47 No.18405672 File: 342 KB, 600x517, 1434496742494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405643 >It's not like your daughter is going through teenage-hood without corrupting anyway Kill yourself traitor-kun.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:28:47 No.18405678

>>18405643
>It's not like your daughter is going through teenage-hood without corrupting anyway
If anon married a human girl and had a human daughter to the point the corruption can happen in the first place, I'm sure he'd rather keep the daughter a human, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:29:06 No.18405681 File: 284 KB, 850x681, Wisp-ers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405672 are we really doing this now? please stop

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:29:32 No.18405682 >>18405670 Then when that happens I’ll finish one more time and pull her cumdrunk form off to happily rub her tummy until it stops aching while my fingers brush against the inside of her skirt

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:31:24 No.18405688 >>18405681 >wisp trying to persuade anon not to off himself >he thinks she's playing mind games and just wants it to end

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:32:04 No.18405694 >>18405681 Don't respond to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:32:17 No.18405696 >>18405671 If you marry that kind of girl you get panic attacks whenever you're not in her embrace.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:33:03 No.18405699 >>18405682 Anon, you're going to make that oppai loli a personal slut before she even hits highschool

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:35:29 No.18405709
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>>18405458
>sit on a sofa with a loli Wight
>she's doing a tsundere act again, turning her head away with a cute "Hmph!" but glancing at you from the corner of her eye
>you gently put your index finger under her chin and lead her to turn towards you, she has a hard time hiding the excitement on her face when you kiss her
>you pull her into your lap facing eachother, and start slowly sliding your hands lower on her sides and onto her hips while you're making out
>putting your hands on her butt causes her to kyaah and to slap you with a ghost claw
>she looks to the side with a flushed face, and after a short pause manages to say "B-but that doesn't mean I told you to stop, alright?"
>you continue where you left off caressing and squeezing her ass and thighs, while she lightly moans into the kisses
>that's not enough, next you make her lean backwards and shift your hands under her back for support, so you can start kissing her neck, collarbones and exposed shoulders, and pulling her dress just a bit lower so you can have her bare chest too
>after having enough fun with that you pull her closer again, this time slipping your tongue between her soft lips and into her mouth
You can imagine where that goes next, and we were talking specifically about the kissing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:36:42 No.18405712 >>18405699 Then watching her grow into a smug teenage tittycat would be all the more worth it. Smug to other girls, of course. She’d still melt like butter in my hands.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:38:07 No.18405716 >>18405696 But imagine how well she could comfort you. I also imagine her with a ssslight sssnakey lisssp.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:38:48 No.18405719 >>18405712 You know it, although she may grow more 'out' than up and leave you with a shortstack titty-cat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:42:37 No.18405729 >>18405716 >"Anon, why did you marry a sssix-armed sssnake weirdo like me?"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:43:18 No.18405730 >>18405719 Even better. Especially when that fat cat ass fills out and the first time I surprise her by playing with that instead of her tits.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:44:12 No.18405734 File: 130 KB, 900x1510, 1505132625393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405709 Absolutely perfect, taking a loli wight's first kiss in such a way is the best. I'd want to take her other firsts too after that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:44:57 No.18405737 File: 125 KB, 601x382, Succubus69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:45:26 No.18405740

>>18405729
>take all six of her hands and sandwich them between mine
>”Because you’re the most beautiful jewel in the world”
>lean forward and kiss her while individually rubbing and caressing each hand one after the other
My exotic oasis, my desert rose!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:46:31 No.18405746 >>18405730 That's true, still small but with a huge rear to go with equally big titties. Don't press her against the wall too hard while you fill that rear of hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:46:49 No.18405748 >>18405737 That sounds like a good time. Time to grab all their tails!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:48:16 No.18405753 >>18405746 Nonsense! Cats are a liquid, remember? I can squish and press and pound her against the wall as much as I want while her feet dangle a foot off the ground

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:48:20 No.18405757 >>18405125 Praying to Ares and remembering that in its own way, sex is combat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:49:07 No.18405760 >>18405748 I was going to say “slap one of them on the ass, run, and see what happens.”

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:49:23 No.18405763 >>18405740 Don't expect any to get sleep after pulling off something like that. You're going to cuddlesex til dawn.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:51:02 No.18405769 File: 549 KB, 1329x629, a93b862a702c7aa6e64cf04ab8d4a873c9df8ea368edb7c43327395f6fd540eb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many Eros angel gfs do you think Saint Valentine got?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:51:54 No.18405774 Sabbath pls go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:52:07 No.18405775 >>18405769 69

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:53:25 No.18405781 >>18405763 >passionate cuddlesex with a six armed sexy snakegirl >tail fully wrapped around legs, arms fully caressing the rest You are seriously hitting my buttons with this idea. Not to mention her foot-long (at least) tongue. Fuck she’s amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:53:25 No.18405782 >>18405737 What did I do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:53:25 No.18405783 >>18405753 Whatever you say, just make sure she enjoys herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:55:12 No.18405789 File: 162 KB, 1222x1281, Girtablilu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Girtablilu-chan has a present for you!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:56:06 No.18405793 >>18405782 Being single.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:56:27 No.18405795 >>18405789 Cute desertrapist. I hope it’s chocolate!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:56:37 No.18405798 >>18405789 Is it her hand in marriage?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:57:55 No.18405802 >>18405789 if it's another sting in a box i'll be disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:58:12 No.18405805 >>18405781 Multi-armed snakes give the best full-body experiences. >Spoiler With how sensitive human mouths are I bet she could make you edge from just kisses.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:58:37 No.18405808 >>18405774 Rent free

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 14:58:57 No.18405810 >>18405802 You can see her stinger so how can it be in the box?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:00:23 No.18405818 >>18405810 She spiked the chocolates with her venom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:02:05 No.18405825 >>18405789 I wonder what kind of chocolate a scorpion would give knowing how sadistic they are.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:02:20 No.18405827 File: 300 KB, 430x578, best goat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405774 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:03:28 No.18405836 >>18405734 The only thing I wasn't sure about was whether she would have high class lacy black panties to slip your hand under, or be nopan like the grown up one in the profile image.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:04:30 No.18405842 >>18405734 But are you really taking her first kiss? Or maybe she's actually taking yours?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:04:57 No.18405843 File: 319 KB, 850x1200, Satyros15k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405827 >filename But I don't see any Satyros.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:05:38 No.18405847 >>18405793 they don't seem very happy about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:06:20 No.18405851 >>18405810 they're a crafty bunch those darn scorpions

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:07:34 No.18405855 >>18405843 >neglected even by our local club of alcoholics

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:07:56 No.18405857 >>18405737 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4iDWnybgE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:08:14 No.18405858 >>18405847 The idea that any man has been single for as long as you have is an affront to everything they stand for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:09:32 No.18405868 >>18405843 That's because they're both best goat in their own ways. That blonde Satyros is pretty damn cute though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:10:31 No.18405872 File: 122 KB, 639x673, LeechWife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Leech chan is hungry!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:15:22 No.18405890 >>18405872 Cute bloodsucking monstrosity.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:16:49 No.18405896 File: 573 KB, 2000x1672, 65091880_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DEER PUSSY.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:16:49 No.18405897 >>18405890 It’s like a vampire except a downgrade in every conceivable way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:19:10 No.18405910 >>18405897 But what about the sexy rubber suit?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:19:19 No.18405912 >>18404402 It would probably involve sex and as such would not be that special for it. When you're living away from civilization in general you would probably tend to forget what day it is anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:19:52 No.18405915 >>18405910 Rubber and latex are overrated

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:21:16 No.18405923 >>18405910 Vampires can don latex, leather, nothing at all, and more, instead of being stuck as a clammy lump.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:22:31 No.18405928 >>18405769 1000

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:25:55 No.18405945 >>18405915 >[angry dog noises]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:27:39 No.18405953 File: 395 KB, 1217x6353, 7a58bda88d6a25f27fb8f50d52a4ca46550b2592623e034557dce84ea7d3521e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being a humangirl in the MGE world is suffering.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:28:10 No.18405954 >>18405945 He's right though, GayDF.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:30:07 No.18405965 >>18405805 She most certainly could. And then move down to catch it all on her tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:30:29 No.18405967 I'm now convinced that the screencap spammer is a bot.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:32:13 No.18405974 >>18405954 Not kdf, I just thought it would be funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:32:56 No.18405978 >>18404679 >gundere is that a thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:35:21 No.18405987 File: 385 KB, 2500x1640, Automaton latenight.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405057 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:36:51 No.18405999 I just want to fuck and fuck and fuck forever. What girl(s) would be ideal for me?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:37:00 No.18406002 >>18405954 He triggers you that much, huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:37:30 No.18406005 >>18405999 Jubjub, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:37:46 No.18406007 >>18405987 https://youtu.be/GDgCao2tkyg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:38:19 No.18406010 >>18405999 Dark Priest

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:39:11 No.18406012 File: 640 KB, 900x1000, DarkPriest1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405999

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:39:19 No.18406013 >>18405999 Fuck forever and still lead a life just with constant casual sex? JubJub Literally hardcore fucking for Ancient eternity? Dark Priest, Dark Valk, anything’s Pandemonium girl

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:40:45 No.18406016 >>18406005 >>18406012 >>18406010 >>18406013 Well shit, I’m torn now. I will have to soul search on this.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:41:28 No.18406020 File: 375 KB, 900x900, 1517297995775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405999 Large mouse pack! The more you fuck them the bigger your pack gets and the more sex you'll need to have to keep em all happy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:42:51 No.18406023 >>18406020 This is also tempting in a degenerate yet fantastic way. Fuck, I didn’t know there was such variety to ‘eternal fucking’

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:44:09 No.18406029
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>Shoggoth - "won't you be mine?" She says, as you feel a sinking sensation in your stomach, realizing that you already are, and have been for some time now, hers.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:44:55 No.18406031 >>18406029 Looks like a fucking Predator.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:45:22 No.18406035
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>>18406023
Mice make for great partners if you wanna live a hedonistic lifestyle. Plus, you get to be swarmed by cute little mice all trying their best just to make you happy!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:45:28 No.18406037 >>18406029 She's got some serious DSLs going on.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:45:56 No.18406039 >>18406023 It’s a deceptively wide umbrella term. JubJub for “Everyday Life with Constant Sex!” Dark Priest for “Forever Ana reveroF” Large Mouse for “I don’t even know who or what generation my dick is in but I love it”

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:46:05 No.18406041 >>18406031 Gotta agree the hair makes her look weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:46:51 No.18406046 >>18405967 All i know is that if he's going to MGU for stories then he's gotten desperate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:46:55 No.18406047 >>18406029 Dem lips Dat pose Meido’s getting mating pressed

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:47:51 No.18406051

>>18406012
>>18406013
>>18406010
Falling to the extreme and becoming one of the most fervent follower of the Fallen God who spends eternity fucking is definitely an option.
I'd personally prefer a Dark Priest who runs a church school for orphans and young monster girls during day time. Bending her over the students' desks and pounding away is definitely depraved enough to please the Fallen God.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:48:14 No.18406052 >>18406046 Don't they have good writers there?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:48:49 No.18406054 >>18406035 Would I wake up in a throng of humping, kissing, licking mice daughterwives every morning? >>18406039 Like I said, each have their appeal and need further thinking and musing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:49:54 No.18406060 >>18405953 Yeah, especially when they find a monster that doesnt care if the human is married or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:50:21 No.18406062 >>18406051 Ahh, that also sounds so much fun and delicious degenerate...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:51:22 No.18406069 >>18406029 Well, if she can make tendies, then we can have a deal.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:52:48 No.18406074
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>>18405855
I actually adore the shit out of girls like Satyros but I'll be damned to ruin them by name association in content.

All I want to do is retire to Italy and have a farm with soil as black as my waifu's hair with figs,
grapes, and pears.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:53:03 No.18406075

>>18406052
A handful, but compared to the amount of stories that are either almost grigori tier in content or are weird crossover fanfics the bad chokes out the good.

Some of the better writers jumped ship to the other sites (iron beast and neiblefader for example)

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:55:46 No.18406085
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>>18406054
Of course! Every morning you'll wake up to a chorus of 'Papa's awake!' and 'Good morning hubby~' all while they try to be first thing you see once you open your eyes. Expect a friendly spirit of competition to fill your house as they all try their best to cook you delicious food, clean your bodies with their own, and of course, doing their best to be the ones who you creampie the most! It won't be a rare occurrence to see the girls trying to eat out their fallen sisters, daughters, and mothers to get another taste of your delicious seed!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:56:05 No.18406087 >>18406029 >everything is shog Nice to see a someone draw it after people have talked about the house becoming an abomination for for years.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:57:22 No.18406091 >>18406029 I really, really like this image.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:57:28 No.18406092 >>18406029 >those negroid lips Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 15:59:39 No.18406104 >>18406060 TLDR me on that story please?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:00:33 No.18406110

>>18406085
Fuck me that’s hot. Seeing them doing that to their own mothers/daughters/sisters would just get me going even more.
Do they take care of the young ones for the most part too? I want to constantly be having sex even if it’s just a three girl blowjob, but I wanna make sure no one’s starving or anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:01:56 No.18406113 >>18406104 Long story short Human woman's husband got burned by shirohebi fire as the snake took a liking to him, so she tracks down said shirohebi and kills her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:02:42 No.18406117 >>18406110 Monstergirls get immense sustenance from cum. As long as they each got a bit of your baby batter to eat each day they’d be golden. Mothers can always share with the really young ones, who will grow quick to maturity anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:02:59 No.18406120 >>18406104 Tomboy paladinchan gets cucked by yansnake. Paladinchan kills yansnake.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:03:39 No.18406124 >>18406113 >>18406120 Why would a monster that values faithfulness cuck a married couple?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:05:02 No.18406132 >>18406110 >three girl blowjob >”Silly papa! We can fit more mouths on your meatlog!” You’d incubize to having a gargantuan cock, Anon. Out of necessity.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:06:11 No.18406138 >>18406124 Becuase this story is a MGU one And they were doing the "grim darkness of the KC world" long before spacebattles and /tg thought it was cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:06:20 No.18406139 File: 897 KB, 4096x2048, Anubis245a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The worst enemy of barefoot monstergirls

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:06:43 No.18406141

>>18406110
Of course! There are enough spare bodies in the house to easily care for the all of the little kids. None of your wives want to see any of your kids go hungry or sad afterall! The kids are an extension of you and your wife's love. If a mouse let one her sisters or her own children go hungry it'd be an insult to her husband all of her sisters' love!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:07:45 No.18406146 >>18406132 There would be some intense snowballing after the girl suckling on the tip gets her throat filled with papa's milk!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:11:20 No.18406155 >>18406138 Do you remember the halo stories? Or that one thread that was essentially filled with comfy quick shot stories and one guy came along and did a story about how a dude got killed at war and his succubus mothers grief?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:11:28 No.18406156

>>18406146
>little loli at the tip gets the full brunt of the massive load
>stuffs her throat and mouth full to overflowing and her eyes go crossed
>her older sisters/mother/grandmother/aunts etc all descend upon her, frantically sucking cum from her mouth as she twitches and burbles up more
>meanwhile a different group descends upon Anon’s already re-swelling meatstick
Welp, I think I’m sold.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:11:47 No.18406160 >>18406141 >insult to her husband AND all of her sister's love

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:12:23 No.18406162 >>18406139 >A simple 1x3 yellow >Not the dreaded 2x3 Red or the 1x3 Trapezoid

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:15:11 No.18406167 >>18406162 Guro isn’t allowed on blue boards anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:15:21 No.18406168 File: 807 KB, 700x990, rL22ohS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you considered joining the Kraken Kuddle Klub?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:17:00 No.18406174 https://exhentai.org/s/1c338cf1d2/1185326-24 https://exhentai.org/s/ba1d24557a/1185326-25 How can they get away with this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:19:00 No.18406179 >>18406174 KC's too busy monitoring MGR.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:19:08 No.18406180 >>18406168 No. I already have a subscription to Manticore Mating Monthly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:19:18 No.18406181 >>18406174 That's not subtle in the slightest. 26 is hilariously bad too, the gargoyle's stone skin is just cosplay with normal skin underneath too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:20:02 No.18406183 >>18406168 Only if she respects the sanctity of my holes. >>18406174 >This is what happens when you visit an Echidna dungeon

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:21:11 No.18406190 >>18406174 >https://exhentai.org/s/1c338cf1d2/1185326-24 I dont think that golem even knows where she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:21:26 No.18406191 >>18406168 I'm already at the Dragon Dating Dungeon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:22:37 No.18406196 >>18406183 >Only if she respects the sanctity of my holes. Don't you want her to teach you everything about the male orgasm button?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:24:07 No.18406199 >>18406168 Fat Cat Club has me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:27:26 No.18406204 >>18405002 WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:28:39 No.18406206 File: 508 KB, 1280x1872, 18_hdRtqhI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sandworms are the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:29:25 No.18406210 >>18406199 It's the Chub Cat Club anon, get it right. Are you even a member?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:30:03 No.18406215 >>18406174 >selling low quality palate swaps That seems like something the chinks across the ocean would do, not copyright-hell nippon. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:30:32 No.18406216 >>18406210 you mean the Big Puffy Pussies?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:31:52 No.18406222 >>18405857 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:36:15 No.18406241 >>18406210 I may be mixing it up with the Fat Feline Facility. The two are quite similar. >>18406216 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:36:24 No.18406242 >>18405002 The Orc with the light blue hair is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:39:00 No.18406248 >>18406242 Reminds me of Shielder.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:39:14 No.18406250 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x1721, sketch_1_by_wlper-dbr8brt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406199 >>18406241 She's not fat, just big-boned.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:40:28 No.18406254 >>18406248 Mashu a cute. >>18406250 That's what they all say but I've seen what lays beyond those doors.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:45:21 No.18406272 >>18406254 >tfw no cute orc to call you senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:45:45 No.18406276 >>18406029 Everything about this is neat. I've been waiting to see the interior of a Shog domicile. >Those DSLs >that lip bite She clearly wants to be throat fucked until she's lightheaded and whimpering. She's a good Shog.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:46:10 No.18406279 File: 224 KB, 1765x504, 1414287504855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which kind of rape is your favorite?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:47:13 No.18406284 >>18405002 >all the P'orcs have pig-tail ahegos It's the little things

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:47:27 No.18406286 >>18406279 grape

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:49:13 No.18406296 >>18406276 >throatfucking your Shog >all the different portraits in the room show mouths of hers biting their lips, moaning, whimpering, laughing, panting Man Shogs are cool.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:49:17 No.18406297 >>18406272 Cutest kohai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:49:45 No.18406299 File: 1.31 MB, 1280x1280, 1506452316154.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406286

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:50:05 No.18406301 >>18406279 Impregnation rape, but I'm doing the raping

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:51:29 No.18406307 >>18406279 Confession rape if it's femdom, humiliation rape with a high class monster girl if it's maledom.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:51:52 No.18406310 File: 226 KB, 696x606, Puzll.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405382 >>18405386

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:53:57 No.18406318 >>18406310 How does she not know the phallic object goes in the hole?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:55:18 No.18406329 >>18406310 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Y2IMWkHeE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:57:45 No.18406338 >>18406310 Silly cow, I guess minotaurs are all brawn and no brains. That's fine though, simple minded brutes are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 16:59:37 No.18406345 >>18406310 She lives in a maze, how can she not understand puzzles?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:00:07 No.18406350 File: 451 KB, 600x2304, Lamia5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:00:57 No.18406353 File: 560 KB, 1000x688, ushidoingbusinessnolewdsherenope.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406338 I'll have you know my wife is extremely intelligent. Shes the CEO of a well-known business.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:03:55 No.18406367 >>18406353 But can she see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:04:43 No.18406373 >>18406350 Someone call a Lich asap

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:04:49 No.18406375
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>be young apprentice wizard
>you're out in the forest collecting alchemical ingredients for your master when you find yourself surrounded by a small band of P'orcs
>their B'orc boss steps ups and says you belong to them now, but is willing to give you a fighting chance
>she charges at you, axe drawn, and in a panic you cast the simplest spell you know: grease
>she slips on the slick ground and bangs her head agains a tree, knocking her out cold
>there's a long silence as everyone takes in what just happened
>your master is about to go look for you when you return with a bunch of P'orcs carrying months worth of ingredients and a B'orc hanging off you arm with a lovey-dovey look in her eyes

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:07:34 No.18406389
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Happy Valentine's Day, /mgt/. I wrote something short for the occasion, a continuation of the Succubus story I wrote for New Year's. Nothing special or complicated, just pure romance and smut, but I hope you enjoy regardless. Feedback/criticism appreciated like always.

https://pastebin.com/J8bGyHQT

Tags: Tags: Succubus, Smut, Valentine's Day

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:09:38 No.18406398 >>18406367 No shes too dumb for that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:09:44 No.18406399 >>18406375 I want to yank a B'orcs tail.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:10:11 No.18406400 >>18406318 the only phallic object she's familiar with is husbando

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:11:26 No.18406407 >>18406389 Fuck yeah, thanks Frosticle

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:17:17 No.18406431 File: 48 KB, 160x160, fran_roper.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW Francisca's Fallen Brides chapter will never be translated

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:22:44 No.18406455 File: 63 KB, 800x600, ciqdl2atv8pz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:23:19 No.18406459 >>18406389 What a lovely surprise, I'll always love succubus content.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:24:04 No.18406462 File: 145 KB, 850x458, Succubus72.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406389

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:28:11 No.18406483 File: 627 KB, 900x1320, 20138880_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PURE U R E

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:29:05 No.18406489 >>18404402 Same as every day, tentacle fucking my loli Night Gaunt wife in all 3 of her holes at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:29:45 No.18406493 >>18406483 Not pure! They aggressively hunt virgins.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:31:07 No.18406503 File: 223 KB, 980x796, 1242356235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How can one girl be so CUTE?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:32:13 No.18406507 >>18406350 Kek. Why isnt a wisp part of the suicide hotline or negotiation squad?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:32:39 No.18406511 >>18406399 Anon, you'll make her oink and she'll be really embarrassed. Is that what you want?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:32:41 No.18406512 File: 276 KB, 695x949, 1458084490488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406503 By being a lilim of course! Mari better deliver on her group picture.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:32:49 No.18406513 >>18406507 Because threadcanon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:35:39 No.18406531 File: 221 KB, 663x787, Kikimora147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:37:12 No.18406539 >>18406531 Kuddle Young Sneks

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:39:05 No.18406548 File: 174 KB, 429x429, Basilisk14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406539

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:39:26 No.18406551 File: 681 KB, 1306x1849, __shirohebi_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_maruku52__f6ec40455d5b29fbb06d0ebd68e1e109.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406539

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:41:06 No.18406561 File: 525 KB, 1280x1861, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406551

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:43:07 No.18406572 >>18406551 I want to tie up this snek.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:45:08 No.18406585 >>18406389 That's a cute story, nice to see more of that succubus.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:45:55 No.18406590 >>18406551 Would spoil with all the sweets

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:46:12 No.18406592 File: 156 KB, 1280x853, _commission__jabberwock_bride_by_tscbr-d9cy1ip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you say?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:47:32 No.18406600 >>18406592 Are you shy or something? Why are you so far and holding up a sign?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:49:25 No.18406611 >>18406592 Strange things happen in Wonderland churches. I heard it rains chocolate inside. I would let her princess carry me too.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:52:25 No.18406629 File: 502 KB, 1050x1050, 1484131203851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406539 Kiss Yetis Softly

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:52:34 No.18406631 >>18406600 A wicked witch stole her voice.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:53:24 No.18406635 >>18406631 Fucking Sabbath. They won't allow competition.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:54:45 No.18406645 File: 452 KB, 595x842, 59639690_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Between this cold stuffed toy and Onii-chan's hot meat, which one should I hold close ~ ?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:57:46 No.18406664

>>18406389
Pretty good. The dialogue was competent and nothing about the writing put me off.

As for the story itself I particularly loved the way she used her tail, and I liked the relationship between the characters that seemed very immature even though it reminded me more of a romance between 2 young human adults rather than between a human and a Succubus.

I hope you get an art fairy.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:58:04 No.18406666
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I really wish there was more conflict in the setting.

Like there were distinct factions of Orc gangs that would wage lewd wars with one another. One is firmly in the camp of 'BIG CHESTS ARE BEST!' and have a Grimgor Ironhide-esque High Orc leader that has plans to fight EVERYONE, including the current Demon Lord, just to prove that orcs are the superior race; while on the other side of the coin there's a Sabbath-backed Goblin leader that is worshiped by Hobgoblins and Orcs alike for the sheer flatness of her chest.

Nothing grimdark or bloody. Just good old fashion AMBITION and CONFLICT.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:58:13 No.18406670 >>18406645 Definitely the bear.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 17:59:02 No.18406675 >>18406645 I choose the distracting patreon watermark.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:01:47 No.18406693 >>18406645 That isn't the only toy that Cheshire has in mind. http://mgewiki.com/images/7/73/CheshireCat89cHD.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:02:32 No.18406699 File: 1.24 MB, 1000x2500, She even made an index.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I hope I got the citations right." Happy Valentines Day guys.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:02:55 No.18406704

>>18406664
Glad you liked it.
> it reminded me more of a romance between 2 young human adults rather than between a human and a Succubus.
Fair enough. I was trying to go for the angle that the Succubus is relying more on her instincts than experience when it comes to that stuff, since before she met him she never was in a relationship/was still a virgin. In the future I'll try to look more into how I can make her more Succubus-like, which also makes sense considering she'll get more like that as their relationship progresses. That's a tall ask, really. If I do continue to write about this couple, I can see myself probably commissioning something of them.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:03:03 No.18406706

>>18406635
"This race tends to be confused with the “witches” of Sabbath, but they are not those who were converted into witches at the hand of baphomets and Sabbath, instead these so-called “stray witches” are human women who possessed powerful monster-like desire and awakened as witches on their own. Due to their origins, since they don't belong to the organization called “Sabbath”, they are hedonistic and self-centered compared to the witches of Sabbath, and those guilty of something who are treated as “wicked witches” are actually these dark mages rather than the witches of Sabbath, or something to that effect"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:04:47 No.18406714 File: 958 KB, 1024x4083, 1423215335532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Liliraune alps are cool

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:08:40 No.18406746 File: 180 KB, 758x1000, 1431782841198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gyaru familiars!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:09:19 No.18406753 >>18406746 Mmmmmm mint-chocolate familiar

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:09:28 No.18406754 >>18406746 NO! STOP THIS! I CAN’T BE ATTRACTED TO LITTLE GIRLS!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:10:19 No.18406760 File: 204 KB, 770x481, Boatsluts have competition at Lawson's.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406754

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:11:31 No.18406766

>>18406666
>Just good old fashion AMBITION and CONFLICT.
You can have that, just not on grand scales expect for the Order vs monster war.

A growing horde of Orcs lead by a notoriously brutal High Orc could try and take over a town inhabited by both humans and monsters thus causing a battle between the Orcs thirsty for conquest and men and the townsfolk who only wish to protect what's rightfully theirs.
Don't make the stakes too high so that the hugbox spirit of the setting isn't crushed if the wrong side of the conflict wins. In that case even if the Orcs wins they'll claim the town, take some of the single men and empty the meat storage before moving onto their next conquest. Nothing that will truly harm the townsfolk.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:13:51 No.18406779 File: 123 KB, 403x382, Sabbath PR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406754

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:15:27 No.18406786 >>18406746 My little sister would be a familair and I don't know what I'd do if she started to act like a gyaru. How am I supposed to heal her so she becomes a successful member of society?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:15:41 No.18406788 File: 169 KB, 873x582, Lescatie Feels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406779 >the old "they felt that way all along but didn't know it" argument

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:18:13 No.18406800 File: 478 KB, 408x580, Echidna2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405999 Echidna,they want monster babies,ALOT of them to fill their dungeon for the next hero! now go and sex her nonstop anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:21:25 No.18406812 >>18406786 You don’t. She’s become too far gone at that point. All you can do is impregnate her to keep her out of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:25:22 No.18406831 >>18406812 Oh no, I know what I could do. If things get out of hand I'm afraid I'll have to show her EMERGENCE.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:28:08 No.18406846 File: 43 KB, 214x210, 1476258432886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406800 >that feel when we'll never get a lore book about how Echidna's, Liches, and Dragons build dungeons

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:28:41 No.18406852 >>18406666 Literally the Mist Continent’s Three Kingdoms. I think it’s also where all the idiots who bicker about other people’s preferences in dom/sub roles are banished when they die.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:29:22 No.18406858

>>18406746
>Gyaru Familiar working in the local Sabbath branch
>She constantly slacks off and doesn't care about becoming a perfect imouto
>Spends more time taking care of her gyaru fashion than helping the Sabbath attract more onii-chans
>Her assigned Witch keeps bothering her about her attitude and looks
>Old hag lolibaba Baphomet always vents off her frustration on her
>Other members try to convince her that being a gyaru goes against the Sabbath code
>Then one day you bumped into her when she was buying the latest issue of Gyaruru Montlhy
>It was love at first sight and you immediately invited her out for a meal
>You ended up taking her virginity in the restroom the very same day
>Now everyone in her Sabbath branch is envious of how happy she looks with her onii-chan
>Some even asked her for tips and adopted the gyaru fashion because of it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:31:40 No.18406874 File: 611 KB, 1483x881, 1480652125494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember to buy Snuggle Scout cookies and meat, or you'll make the poor little Wendigo scouts cry

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:32:06 No.18406879 >>18406852 Why would they fight over dominoes or subway? They're completely different fastfood chains.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:32:47 No.18406884 >>18406846 >Echidna's Have four penises

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:33:01 No.18406886 >>18406874 But I already spent my money on popcorn from the Order scouts!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:33:49 No.18406892 How do maps feel that most fan art from the West is more cutesy than lewd?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:33:51 No.18406893 >>18406846 >implying they'd even need to build them when there's bound to be a surplus of dungeons from the previous ages

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:34:07 No.18406895 >>18406884 >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:35:45 No.18406904 >>18406892 japs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:36:06 No.18406908 >>18406892 Stupid phoneposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:36:25 No.18406910 >>18406886 I guess this Wendigo scout will go home hungry and disappointed that she can't sell meat like the Glacies and Yeti scouts

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:37:31 No.18406916 >>18406910 She just needs to sell to the dads instead of the moms.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:37:55 No.18406920 >>18406846 >Go into an Echidna's dungeon >It's just a flight of stone stairs into a square room with a bed in the middle "Haa~h. That's what I get, I suppose, for being a penny pincher and hiring humans over Dwarves. No work ethic at all."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:38:02 No.18406921 >>18406874 I'll buy a bag of the coconut ring meat and a bag if the mint slices.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:39:01 No.18406927 >>18406893 I always imagined the newled couple and any daugherus that wanted leave the dungeon and settle outside,making the new raised echidna and monsters take it for themselves

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:39:35 No.18406930 File: 262 KB, 750x768, 1454265644269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406921 Free hugs with every purchase

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:43:30 No.18406945 >>18406930 But i just wanted the cookies

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:45:19 No.18406957 File: 441 KB, 1280x1791, IMG_20171024_0001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vanilla Jabberwocks, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:48:24 No.18406971 >>18406858 >an entire gyaru branch of the Sabbath Please no. My dick couldn’t take that much perfection.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:51:22 No.18406985 >>18406945 Snuggle Scouts get to practice everywhere, they're not trying to snag a husband up yet, it's all life saving hugs

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:52:56 No.18406994 >>18406957 Yes, I like her more than the normal wock. That skirt and looks make my dick absolutely diamonds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:54:55 No.18407006 >>18406957 Everything on that cover is a Y

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:55:06 No.18407008

>>18406892
I'm not sure, the only time I've ever seen them talk about western art is when they came to the realization that some monster girls aren't as insanely popular as thought due to most their art coming from dedicated waifufag's commissions.
I do feel like the cute/lewd balance from the western side is unfortunately skewed though, it's a shame because most gaijin art tends to be a lot higher quality than the stuff from the nip fan base.

Barb becoming increasingly lewd is giving me hope though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 18:58:51 No.18407038 >>18406985 Why not hug eachother?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:00:06 No.18407049

>>18406874
>you’re at home playing some vidya on your day off
>when all of a sudden you hear your doorbell ring
>it’s the Snuggle Scouts doing their annual cookie drive
>they give you their normal spiel about how the profits go to the Winterstown ER and Ski Patrol
>you’re just about to tell them that you can’t buy any cookies this week because you have bills to pay
>that is until you look at their White Horn Scout Master
>even you can’t say no to that face
>end up buying twelve boxes of cookies
>before they leave you give your number to the (now flustered) Scout Master and tell her that she can deliver the boxes herself
>the scouts just look on in excited confusion while the White Horn starts steaming up the area from her own excitement

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:03:30 No.18407067 >>18407038 Scouts hugging other scouts is banned after a Yeti hugged a Glacies scout and melted paw marks into her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:04:02 No.18407072 http://i.imgur.com/NeScjz8.png

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:05:15 No.18407074 >>18407072 I don't like that mouse

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:05:36 No.18407078 >>18407072 Fuck right off.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:07:34 No.18407088 >>18407072 I do not want that mouse, I do not want it in my house. I don’t want it on this board, I hope you die crashing your Ford.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:13:02 No.18407123 >>18407088 But I don't drive American POS cars

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:14:03 No.18407132 >>18406199 Where do I sign up? Should one bring snacks?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:14:32 No.18407134 File: 149 KB, 1200x1600, 1517707795050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407072 this scares the fox

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:15:26 No.18407139 File: 38 KB, 514x228, Vater Unser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I promise I'll try to write more than once every 18 months, so have a mildly amusing hentai pun from a Baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:16:08 No.18407148 >>18407132 In their 'base' and yes. Pizza is recommended, extra large pepperoni

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:20:58 No.18407171
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>>18406893
I'd imagine that Echidna view dungeons with a certain amount of utilitarianism. Difficult - but gradually difficult - dungeons produce stronger heroes. Stronger heroes produce better heroic husbands, which is what Echidna are all about.

And if dungeons are stocked with honest treasure (i.e. not the kind that will immediately curse you), then adventurers will not see dungeons as giant traps that should just be sealed up and never bothered with. They'll go in, and maybe come out sometimes - richer in experience and loot. And so they'll keep dungeon diving, again and again, until they don't come out because they got raped by a monster girl. But usually, they come out because it's rigged in their favor most of the time. Echidna likely build several dungeons, the majority of which are designed to reward adventurers but the final one is designed to get them corrupted and raped. If an adventurer gets raped in the easier 'honest' dungeons, then he was never worth the Echidna's time in the first place.

Echidna get strong heroic husbands out of it, and lesser monsters get whatever adventurers that don't make the cut, and adventurers themselves will get the usual rewards for looting a dungeon and will never start wising up to the true nature of dungeons in the Demon Lord's new world. Monster girls get husbands, humans stay ignorant but get famous and rich. Everyone wins.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:21:02 No.18407172 >>18406957 Yes, the more alternate skin colours the better. Give me white wocks, brown march hares and baphomets as black as hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:22:20 No.18407179 File: 126 KB, 661x940, 1508841232715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PRAISE THE PHARAOH!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:22:28 No.18407180 >>18407139 Source?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:23:12 No.18407185 >>18407179 What's with that look?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:24:08 No.18407189 File: 839 KB, 964x1400, 62580748_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407179 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:24:53 No.18407193 >>18407185 She caught her exotic northern slave putting on ‘soks’ It’s quite intriguing to her

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:25:37 No.18407196 >>18407185 She's found a nice man to be her consort. >>18407189 Go away Grapist!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:26:45 No.18407202 >>18407185 She caught her adopted son looking at ‘Momma Monthly’. That she may or may not have left in his room to find.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:28:35 No.18407217 >>18407193 What girls would participate in the slave trade?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:28:36 No.18407216 >>18407180 It was a doujin by Kemonono (Same guy who did Yellow Pop), just glossed over it looking for hilarious puns since it's furry garbage and wasn't disappointed by the TL team.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:29:37 No.18407220 >>18407217 Upper class ones mostly.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:34:31 No.18407240 File: 776 KB, 1500x945, Scylla love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:36:04 No.18407250 >>18407217 The rich ones. Who’re usually old and in desperate need of a husb-slave.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:38:50 No.18407267 >>18407240 >a decent caption >with a scylla >that doesn't involve tentacles up the butt Well fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:39:41 No.18407274 >>18407250 What if a young money, newly megarich girl buys a slave?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:40:30 No.18407278 >>18407267 >well fuck me Very poor choice of words

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:41:18 No.18407282 File: 406 KB, 892x601, 1517585695073.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407267 We all know anal play is the kraken's thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:41:35 No.18407286 >>18407008 >that some monster girls aren't as insanely popular as thought due to most their art coming from dedicated waifufag's commissions Wat

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:42:38 No.18407296 >>18407008 I like both cute and lewd things As a whole I'm getting both so I'm not complsining.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:43:08 No.18407299 >>18407286 Basically some nips thought gazers were super popular in the west but found out it was our resident waifufag behind all their art.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:45:19 No.18407320 >>18407299 I get the impression the West tend to be more into virago girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:48:43 No.18407337 >>18407202 >’Momma Monthly’ I would subscribe to that magazine in a heartbeat.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:48:49 No.18407339 File: 132 KB, 600x963, 1503281410063.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407049 Date the White Horn Scout Master!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:54:41 No.18407368 >>18406029 How would my Shoggy maid react if I presented her with a heartfelt self-made valentine's day card saying how much I love and appreciate her? I just want her to know she's special to me!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:54:54 No.18407370 File: 1015 KB, 2000x2644, Y7eDoXB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18405872

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:55:41 No.18407374 >>18407370 sh-sharp teeth!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:55:49 No.18407375 >>18407240 >>18407267 >>18407278 >>18407282 Fuck off back to /lgbt/ faggots. Can't you retards constantly shitting up these thread with your garbage take a hint?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 19:56:35 No.18407379 >>18407339 What ranks are there in the snuggle scouts. How do scouts advance?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:00:30 No.18407406 >>18407375 Anon you may want to read those first three again, only the 4th one is butt stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:04:55 No.18407433 >>18406029 Geez what if i wanted some privacy in my shog house? Like to take a shower.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:06:33 No.18407446 >>18407433 >Shog overzealously agrees >"Ah, mastah, good idea! I will stay out here! Go take a shower, hurry! You will have full privacy~!"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:12:00 No.18407487 >>18407446 But what if Mastah wants to "shower" and cover himself in clingy, slippery, affectionate Shog-stuff?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:12:32 No.18407489 >>18407433 She'll get upset. Expect at least the soap to be her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:15:25 No.18407497 >>18407179 >"Are you masturbating in here, sweetie?" >"No, mom." >"Oh...want me to help, then?" Momsters, am I right guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:17:18 No.18407506 >>18406029 That Shog has good taste. >We need a bed-stand light feature Mastah~ >This fucking lava lamp should suffice

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:17:28 No.18407507 >>18407497 He better tell dad that mom won't leave him alone.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:18:36 No.18407509

>>18407487
>She makes a sound like a strange warbling animal, which you can only assume is a barely contained 'squee'
>"MmmMMmmMMmmmM! I WILL OBEY MASTAH!"
>Flings herself towards the door as the floor suddenly bulges up under you like a wave and carries you to the bathroom, where she waits breathing heavily
>"HAaa... HAaa... time to get clean, mastah! Turn the shower on!!!"
>You're pretty sure you know what's gonna happen when you turn the shower on

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:19:55 No.18407511 >>18407506 Silly mastah. She can adjust it's brightness! All the way from -------------- to ERRRRxx140420-1.9999inf And in multiple spectrums too!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:20:17 No.18407512 >>18407507 Only single adopted momsters would offer to get their sons off. Married momsters would just dump some monster porn on him and leave him to his own devices

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:22:43 No.18407518 >>18407379 >White scarf >Yellow scarf >Green scarf >Blue scarf >Red scarf >Black scarf Only the best cuddles can get a black scarf

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:23:09 No.18407521 >>18407512 It's a momster duty to teach her son how to be lewd whether she's adopted or not. If she doesn't give him a handjob at least once a week she's a failure as a momster.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:25:01 No.18407530 >>18407521 Anon stop now.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:25:16 No.18407531 >>18407511 I wasn't sarcastic, lava lamps are great and I would give my Shog a firm handshake for having such a great idea.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:25:55 No.18407535 >>18407512 What species?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:29:14 No.18407549 >>18407535 Every.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:33:02 No.18407569 File: 63 KB, 708x387, 1493293082415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:33:38 No.18407573 >>18407535 That's a tough question, Anon. There are a handful of monsters that make top-tier momsters. My top three would probably be Echidna (of course), Succubus, or Kitsune (because I'm a dirty mofu slut).

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:34:50 No.18407580 >>18407569 I can't sneeze hearts.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:36:14 No.18407586 >>18407512 All I can imagine happening in the case your momster is married is "here, play with your sister." >>18407580 Not yet, Anon. Not yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:37:37 No.18407592 File: 263 KB, 1200x900, DV1W5LQUQAAkm3C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:37:55 No.18407595 >>18407586 Parents arranging "play-dates" probably takes on a whole new meaning.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:40:11 No.18407603 >>18407586 >Momster shows up wearing her old highschool uniform and pretending to be your sister

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:41:17 No.18407610 >>18407592 The original momster.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:41:34 No.18407612 File: 1.23 MB, 1152x1920, tumblr_p464enOMbo1tu52bjo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hmhm! Alright, baby. Come with me. Yes, today, you're not a slave, but my... husband. Happy Eros day~"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:43:34 No.18407626 >>18407612 Mating pressing in bed until she's got a kid on the way.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:44:00 No.18407630 >>18407573 No anon, what kind of porn would she give you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:44:14 No.18407635 >>18407592 She's getting bred

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:45:47 No.18407639 >>18407586 >tfw you will never finger your lolimouto until she a soaking wet mess passed out from cumming so much

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:46:02 No.18407642 >>18407630 She'd probably try to push her own species towards you, maybe in preparation for a coming sister or your aunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:46:21 No.18407645 >>18407512 >Have witch/dark mage/other magic class haha >Reach "that age" >She summons a familiar to take care of your urges And now you're a lolicon, but that's okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:46:26 No.18407647 >>18407612 This kind of Dark Elf is my favorite. She's still definitely a dom but is involving and playful about it. Would terrorize that ass with all my pent up lust while her fingers curl around the sheets.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:47:38 No.18407653 File: 122 KB, 958x717, 1515296147282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407630

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:47:48 No.18407655 >>18407630 Any species? I don't think most momsters would be against their sons developing fetishes for other kinds of monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:47:59 No.18407658 File: 449 KB, 2048x1152, 1517609471416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407626 Would you take the chance and spank your mistress? How would she react? >>18407647 Same. It's a refreshing kind of dom. Dark Elves really are just great.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:48:04 No.18407661

>>18407630
>Echidna Momster hands you a box one day.
>It's full of onaholes, fake breasts and asses, porno mags and lube.
>She winks at you and tells you to have fun with your puberty before going off to fuck her husband senseless.
>All the porn and sex toys match up with your Onee-sans.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:49:23 No.18407671 >>18407658 Oh, I don't spank her, I just molest that rear like no-other while I fill up that baby maker.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:49:39 No.18407673 >>18407653 I read it for the articles! Honestly! ...The articles about sexy Kiki legs, that is...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:52:25 No.18407684 >>18407661 >your momster notices that one of them looks like it's been used way more than the others >she just ufufus to herself

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:57:18 No.18407704 Wans or Nyans? which one is best at making a delicious dinner for their hubby?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:57:52 No.18407708

>>18407671
>Toes curling
>Fingers grasping
>Tongue hanging out
>Eyes shut and face smiling
>Bed creaking and whining as you slam into her from behind and fondle that amazing huge ass like a man possessed
>You feel her pussy clench down on you as she starts to shriek your name
>As you thrust to the hilt and kiss her womb's entrance, both of you know its the night your daughter would be conceived without any doubt
>She trembles and looks back with teary eyes and a big smile as she cools down yet starts grinding her ass again
>"Mmmmmhn... time for round two?"
>She pumps her hips once for emphasis as she says this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:59:18 No.18407713 >>18407704 I would go with Wans on this one. Nyans are still some of my favorite girls though. >>18407708 All night till we collapse in a tired heap. Even if I'd need to go back to being her slave the next day, I'd ensure she was fully satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 20:59:38 No.18407717 File: 240 KB, 1200x1694, 2BbVFl1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://imgur.com/a/MPLZr

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:03:13 No.18407737 >>18407717 Ya had me then you lost me.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:05:48 No.18407746

>>18407713
That's a man there. You'd wake up still pressed up against that booty and she'd be smiling in her sleep at your presence. Then she'd turn and gently start kissing you, bringing her hands up your chest and passionately...
...clasping your collar on before playfully poking your nose. Back to life! Could be much, much, much worse.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:06:50 No.18407748 >>18407746 I figured. Would spoil our daughter(s) though

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:11:32 No.18407762

>>18407704
Wans, no doubt. I want my kobold to make me a nice heart-shaped T-bone steak. Afterwards she gets the bone, and my bone.

>>18407713
>after that night you go back to being her slave, but every now and then she'll look at you and smile happily while stroking her growing stomach
Would be nice

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:13:57 No.18407771

>>18407748
With such a love, It's really more just a social status thing than anything. You're really still her loving husband and she'd never let any harm befall you that you didn't want, anyway.
And your two little daughters would be so happy when you spoil and play with them. So much so that even mother would join in and roll around with all of you happily playing despite her status.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:16:22 No.18407777 So I've been gone since around Thanksgiving, how's everything and everyone been? What've i missed

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:17:05 No.18407779

>>18407771
Pretty much.
Dark Elves may consider calling a slave a husband a social faux-pa of the highest order but it would still be lovely to have such sweet girls and a loving mistress.

>>18407762
That it would be, although one needs to wonder when she'll make me purely a personal slave so I have to only wait upon her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:18:02 No.18407782 File: 101 KB, 500x722, 63240348_p74_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407777 Mice are squeezing there way back into the public's hearts!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:21:06 No.18407790 >>18407684 >Occasionally your momster sneaks new fap material into the box. >Little do you know that some of them are pictures of the Onee-san whose toys you're favoring with her face hidden.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:21:17 No.18407791 >>18407717 Fuck off with that doujin.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:26:11 No.18407797 File: 527 KB, 1200x655, lotta names to go through today.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18401506 >>18401532 busy busy busy

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:27:12 No.18407799

>>18407779
>One of the Dark Elf guardswomen comes up as you're doing some work around the estate
>"Oi, Favorite-boy. New decree from mistress. She wants you to be her personal hand-man, help 'er through her pregnancy. Effective immediately."
>She leads you to the grand garden where your mistress sits on a bench, gently stroking her gravid middle and smiling at the flowers and sunlight
>You silently sidle up next to her, smiling as she takes your hand and places it on top of her stomach, where you feel two little kicks
>"I've a new task for you, my slave. One that will require intellect, not brawn."
>Tell her whatever it is, you're honored to serve
>She smiles and leans over for a soft, gentle kiss before whispering
>"Help me name our daughters~"
>The two of you cuddle and kiss and whisper as the day drags on as the guard holds back sniffles at how beautiful she thinks it all is
>(One day, Eluna, one day you'll find a hu- uh, slave of your own too...)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:28:25 No.18407802 >>18407797 Working hard! Also, is that Yeti old enough to be at the bar?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:28:48 No.18407803 >>18407797 I want to drag that Cupid out back and do things to her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:29:25 No.18407805 >>18407790 Would be funny if one day she found you favorite toy fucked so hard it broke, and all she says to the Onee it's modelled after is "Good luck," while she has no idea what your momster is taking about

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:29:30 No.18407807 >>18407802 Is it a Yeti? The tail makes me think a Wendigo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:30:05 No.18407810 >>18407803 Shes busy anon. Working overtime for that sweet cash-mo.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:30:23 No.18407812 >>18407797 She's probably going to be spending tomorrow in bed with a mug of coffee after all the hard work she has to do on valentines day. >>18407799 Exactly. Seeing a big, buff guard sniffling at the scene would be cute

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:30:57 No.18407813 >>18407810 Then I'll follow her around and drag her out back after she's done.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:33:31 No.18407818 >>18407799 Muh heart. I'd probably ruin the moment by getting a boner when she makes that request

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:33:43 No.18407820 >>18407807 It's a Yeti standing on a Wendigo's shoulders inside her cloak, they're pretending to be an adult to sneak in the bar

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:35:45 No.18407824 >>18407820 >The bartender is wise to it >Every time they order a drink she just gives them a different type of hot chocolate or meat broth

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:37:20 No.18407830 How would matchmaking services be different in mg? Does a cupid come and shoot you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:38:36 No.18407832 >>18407797 I wonder what she would do if I took two of her arrows, stuck one into me and the other in her, all the while staring into her eyes?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:38:58 No.18407835 >>18407830 I want to run a dating service where my employees are a hakutaku and a mindflayer.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:42:25 No.18407845

>>18407812
She's a simpler and lower caste woman, but no one would deny her strength if they saw her. No one would deny her heart if they knew her. She'll be a fantastic nanny to the girls when they're born.
>>18407818
>She notices and gives a knowing smile
>"Ah, my little uncontrollable man-servant. Whatever will I do with you?"
>She stands shortly and shifts so that her big wide hips and gratuitous booty plop right onto your lap
>Still holds your hands over hers on her belly as you both rub and feel your daughters kick
>"Hmm~ Now, work AND pleasure. Where were we?"
>Same as before, only with plenty more lewd in the cute as she edges you with grinding until its time to head in for dinner

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:56:05 No.18407894

>>18407799
Makes me wonder how much it really costs to buy a slave for dark elves. Guess it depends on age and quality? Where do they get them, do they trade with slave traders or raid to catch their own? Do slaves that already have a submissive disposition cost less, or more? What about the masochistic? Would mentally or physically damaged products be bought faster, or with apprehension?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:57:18 No.18407897 >>18407805 Given that Onee probably posed for lewd pictures she probably knows that her little brother is fapping to them. So being told "Good Luck" would probably make her both excited and afraid.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:57:22 No.18407898 >>18407894 Would depend on the slaves age, condition (physical and mental), along with any trades or skills they know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 21:58:24 No.18407900 >>18406389 Ah, young love. Do write more about these two in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:00:50 No.18407912 >>18407898 Who would buy damaged goods?

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:01:22 No.18407913

>>18407894
Many probably get theirs through raids, picking out the one that suits their fancy most, before putting the others up via traders to the block.
As for the other details, all depends on the seller. A Dark-Elf slave trader may stick to the tradiitonal values, while a Tanuki moving in on the trade may be more schemey and try to argue that certain factors are 'features'.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:04:55 No.18407929

>>18407912
Kintsukuroi art might be a good parallel. It'd be a way to flaunt their ability if they were to make something so hopeless into something truly amazing, and some of them might have a healing fetish.
>>18407898
Leatherworkers are probably extremely expensive to buy, especially masters.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:05:28 No.18407931

>>18407912
Depends on the damage.
Also if one has a healing fetish or not, one could probably get them on a discount so poorer girls could afford them.

For others it doesn't matter, buying a master black-smith missing a leg isn't all that big a problem, same if he's missing an eye.

A former general or bodyguard with one arm? They still have experience you could use.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:06:31 No.18407936 >>18407929 Without a doubt, same with alchemists or mages.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:08:04 No.18407942 Is there a fanfic where a paladin-chan gets corrupted but still remains loyal to the Order? Because I think there's some potential here

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:08:05 No.18407943

>>18407929
>Unassuming slave turns out to be a master leatherworker
>Fashions a 'traditional dark elf' outfit that is sinful as all hell and to him looks like a real sexy bondage outfit, but when she wears it to the gala the other nobles gasp at it's beauty
>She keeps whispering in his ear as she parades around the ball
>"I am going to fuck you so fucking hard tonight, you sexy fantastic man, you have no idea how happy you've made me~"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:08:12 No.18407945 >>18407521 Not everything adoption-related has to be incest, you know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:08:23 No.18407946 >>18407912 A chubby Ojou-sama Dark Elf with a healing fetish.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:09:39 No.18407951 >>18407946 Chubby ojous are fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:11:11 No.18407962 >>18407943 That's the stuff.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:13:33 No.18407977

>>18407946
>"And now last on the block, Anon. I won't lie, sisters- 'tis a sad state we found him in. In truth I think being captured rather improved his life all things considered. We'll start the bidding at->"Ten tttthoousand gold pieces!"
>The voice is cheery and antiquated, like a caricature of british monarchy in the victorian era
>A lovely, gaudily dressed and adorned dark elf that would never be mistaken for anything a pound less than 'voluptuous' wobbles up on expensive heels, her fur minx scarf bouncing against her mammoth breasts
>"I'll not let any other take him! The poor boy, I never! Ten thousand, and don't any of you dare to rrraise me!"
>the auctioneer is bewildered, but carries on
>"Er, a-alright then, ten-thousand, going once? Going twice? So-"
>"Yyyyes! Oh my poor sweet boy do come HERE! You poor thing you look FAMISHED! Oh come come, let me bring you to my wagon so we can leave this DREADFUL place, I'll have the baths drawn IMMIDIATEly!"
>She bustles off smooshing his face against her hip as she does so, leading him to his new life of lavish excessive luxury

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:15:33 No.18407987 >>18407977 Daaaww. Anon wouldn't even get a chance to sulk or be pouty, his new Ojou-sama will be too busy smothering him in baths and kisses and pampering for him to get any of it out.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:15:57 No.18407988 >>18407931 Didn't every knight have some level of ptsd?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:16:13 No.18407992 >>18407977 Considering Dark Elves, her "fancy clothing" might very well be strategically placed leather straps, a corset, and plenty of fur lining all coordinated to emphasize her tits and ass.

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:20:50 No.18408009

>>18407992
That's precisely right.
>They arrive back to her lavish estate and she steps out, not even noticing she's outright carrying Anon with his face shoved between her leather-bound tits pushed up by her straining dragonbone corset
>"-And where is the tailor? Let her know she's botched my measurements again! I need my corset, thong, and nipplestraps all stretched further! How can she get it wrong so often, I swear! Tight but breathable, tight but breathable!"
>A Dark Elf with bags under her eyes takes another long drag from her cigarette, having the hardest tailoring position in the region working directly for Madam Indulgence herself
>"...Good taste though." she remarks as she catches a glimpse of the cute slave boy she's currently on the verge of murdering via mammary suffocation

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:21:16 No.18408011 File: 98 KB, 543x341, it was delicious.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18407820 >>18407824

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:23:02 No.18408016 >>18408011 Latenight is a on point!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:23:50 No.18408018

>>18407988
Most likely on some level.

>>18407977
Would be interesting for her to buy a scraggly, skin and bones anon just to find later on that he's quite skilled with swords, not that she'd let him use it.

>>18408011
Adorable.
I see Rata and Oni are enjoying some after hours fellowship.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:24:38 No.18408027 >>18408011 >"Mission accomplished!" >"Ahh, ahh, hot hot..."

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:26:31 No.18408033 >>18408009 Oh lordy, that Dark Elf mistress is a sweetie, probably from all the sweets she eats.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:28:10 No.18408040 >>18408011 Meaty meat broth!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:33:21 No.18408063

>>18408018
>Some of the guardswomen bladedancers are in the courtyard practicing when Anon wanders up
>He watches for a while then picks up one of the training swords and steps up
>"Aww, come man. We're training, put that down."
>He does not
>She sighs and briskly walks over to take it from him, but barely dodges back when he defensively swipes
>"Whoa! Why, you impudent brat!"
>She lunges forward but finds him surprisingly agile, able to knock her hands away while not losing ground
>She draws her own training sword with he intent to match him and he readies himself-
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooo~~!"
>In runs comes the mistress, tits flopping up into her face and easily popping out of her too-small corset, without her giving a care or notice
>"Stooooooop! Don't hurt him! He's just a booooy!"
>"I'm twenty se-"
>His head is thrust against her tits again as she coddles him
>"No more fighting when Anon is around, you'll bring back flashbacks for him and I don't want to see him saaaaaad!"
>The Bladedancers are shocked but then hold back snickering as they bow in deference
>"Oh, as you say, my lady."
>Anon's grumbles go unheard, muted by quivering boobflesh on all sides
>>18408033
She's simply delightful. And posh! She only orders two pies a day she's HAArdly got a sweet tooth. Honest!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:37:27 No.18408077 >>18408063 The cutest, if a bit overbearing. Maybe she simply needs some kids to fawn over. Regardless, she's going to get pampered.

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Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:42:05 No.18408100

>>18408077
>Trying to pamper her
Good luck with that. For one, she's ironically slavishly devoted to pampering (You). For two- she already seems to be very, very good at pampering herself, as you'd have seen by the way she sips fine wines and eats exotic cheese while soaking in a heated bubble bath, water running down her thick thighs as she raises one in the air.
What could YOU do to pamper HER?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:44:40 No.18408110 How scandalous would it be if a dark elfs husband wasn't actually a slave?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:45:21 No.18408114 >>18408100 Give her a massage and carry her to certain places about the home? It's not much. I'd also need to figure out someplace to do training and lifting.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:49:13 No.18408125 >>18408110 Gets stigmatized and nasty whispers abound. Granted, no one can blame her and a few will think that she's on to something but it's just not done.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:51:33 No.18408129 >>18408110 Immediate ostracization. Everyone gets it, but there are traditions to keep. Just keep it in name and appearances like everyone else!

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:53:46 No.18408139

>>18408114
>Giving her a deep massage
>She doesn't even attempt to hide her happy moans and orgasms as you mash into her muscles and pamper her skin
But as for carrying her about, as heartpupiled as she would be, you will indeed need some more training first- she's a big girl.
There are bound to be some around the castle to train with. And as you get buffer and hunkier, your mistress will even more easily throw herself at you indulgently.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:55:02 No.18408143 >>18408139 Well that would be good, I wouldn't mind being the fit slave to such a spoiled, meaty mistress.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 22:55:21 No.18408146 File: 509 KB, 1707x2048, 1518236846277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a smug pegasus fairy. They call them Horse Flies in Wonderland. (Soon)

Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:03:03 No.18408172

>>18408143
>Mistress is laying on her front in nothing but a risque swimsuit that shows off all her meaty sex appeal
>Swooning openly as your fit form goes about your work
>She very unsubtly leans up exposing her breasts and shakes them in your direction, too pampered to even give a verbal command as she just expects you know what to do
>Has a catlike grin of spoiled excitement as you come over to give her her 'personal attention'
Spoil your savior rotten, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:05:07 No.18408178 >>18408146 I want to pin this fairy down and then bukakke her.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:09:11 No.18408199 File: 2.37 MB, 1503x2128, 67258290_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18408178 What a coincidence. https://twitter.com/valshun1225/status/962366971814662144

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:09:53 No.18408202 File: 539 KB, 936x1000, __elf_primera_concherto_werewolf_and_wolf_primera_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_rocknroll__af019270bdb0ade855bf7ff3a6e7fb40.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best wolfu.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:11:34 No.18408207 >>18408199 Now this, this is how you treat a smug fairy. I hope her titania onee-san doesn't see and decide she wants the same treatment though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:13:40 No.18408214 File: 132 KB, 720x1017, 1518668020409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:16:36 No.18408224 >>18405737 Can I just say, that the Succubus in the back has very pretty horns. I'd also like to take her on a date sometime.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:17:10 No.18408229 File: 7 KB, 1654x51, Screenshot-2018-2-15 Q A with Kenkou Cross - MGE Wiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Arch Alp profile when?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:18:36 No.18408235 File: 284 KB, 792x906, Gyaru.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18406746 Bad attitudes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:18:54 No.18408239 >>18407894 How much do shotas sell for?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:22:11 No.18408254 >>18408239 'Bout three fiddy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:22:45 No.18408256 File: 451 KB, 1793x2048, 1518112518397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want an Italian Mousewife, who bops me on the head with a comically large wooden spoon, for getting our daughters into the 'family business'.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:23:21 No.18408258 >>18408235 NICE

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:25:37 No.18408268 >>18408256 Never thought I'd see the day where people liked my commissions enough to post em willy-nilly in the thread. Bless this day.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:30:19 No.18408282 >>18408239 Considerable amounts. Bidding wars between Shotacons and Momsters looking to get a husband for their daughterus early are ferocious. Shotacon Momsters are even scarier.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:30:36 No.18408283 >>18408256 just don't end up on kitchen nightmares

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:36:15 No.18408303 >>18408282 I bet you could scam billions with shota potions.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:38:19 No.18408309 File: 229 KB, 850x1205, Vampire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn be a shota bought by a big breasted vampire mistress who wants a butler, bloodbag, and secret husband I'm sad now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:38:57 No.18408312 >>18408256 Nipple alert

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:39:42 No.18408315 >>18408303 >Scam No, no, more potions are just part of the shota maintenance program. It's in the fine print goy--customer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:41:53 No.18408322 >>18408229 Makes me wonder what an alp would do with phenomenal cosmic power. Maybe recreate that episode of Gintama where the entire city was hit with a mass genderswapping bomb.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:46:26 No.18408333 >>18408235 That familiar needs to be reeducated into a proper member of the sabbath

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:48:04 No.18408338 >>18408322 Try to find a boy who will love her. I'll just wait here until she finds me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Feb 14, 2018 23:53:46 No.18408353 >>18408322 Alps would replace lilims at the top of the succubus food chain. Tomboys would become the preferred female archetype. It would be madness.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:02:54 No.18408389 >>18408353 >Alps would replace lilims If this isn't the worst ending, nothing is

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:04:22 No.18408396 >>18408353 Do lilims bully alps?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:05:58 No.18408400 File: 107 KB, 1138x1074, Kraken64a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Octobutt.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:12:48 No.18408414 >>18408389 So no bad endings then? Sounds good

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:14:54 No.18408426 File: 1.30 MB, 727x903, 66923167_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66923167

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:16:33 No.18408432 >>18408400 Flattie.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:18:18 No.18408441 File: 176 KB, 700x600, 1470438313701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to confess to an oni bodyguard!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:19:00 No.18408443 >>18408432 Go away Hathorite.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:21:07 No.18408446 >>18408396 Do alps bully lillims?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:22:43 No.18408453 File: 636 KB, 1200x1000, 1427748170467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:24:10 No.18408454 >>18408441 Comforting her through a hangover! Massaging her aching muscles! Applying medicine to her battle scars!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:28:01 No.18408466 >>18408453 >cheating on me by eating some other guy Disgusting!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:30:01 No.18408469 File: 160 KB, 800x558, e48fae31052f8779f729975c2dee1cac8650aa690fb758d0b4f9777b4ee07603.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:37:35 No.18408505 >>18398968 a kraken, will I be tenderly loved?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:40:37 No.18408521 File: 419 KB, 1258x1353, 1501263164513.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18398968 >Anubis time to pamper her

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:45:32 No.18408539 File: 858 KB, 1280x1289, tumblr_p4636jPJNb1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:45:59 No.18408542 >>18408539 Those breasts are prodigious!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 00:48:31 No.18408550 >>18408539 I'll thank her by giving her an eskimo kiss

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 01:09:47 No.18408596 >>18405397 Ironically the double spacing made your greentext the first I've read here in maybe a year, ignore le posting quality replies.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 01:11:07 No.18408605 >>18408539 Thicc nerdhound just got herself a boyfriend. Hope shes alright with being felt up at every opportunity

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 01:29:33 No.18408644 I want to play with my Kobold waifu's breasts for hours and hours and hours!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Feb 15, 2018 01:57:19 No.18408738 >>18408644 I bet she'd love it. She might even pout once you're done even though you've been at it for so long. Have a cute Kobold: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DV_MQTcV4AAkXXa.jpg:orig

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