ITT: Touhou ages

[Anonymous No.]

Just gonna copypaste a few things I read over here

-cirno is at least 60. what is that. she’s a child.
-reisen is older than my mom. bunnies reach maturity at like 6 months old and if we assume reisen joined the army right at maturity, immediately before the lunar war started, that still makes her at least FIFTY.
-speaking of which tewi’s older than reisen by a lot. like, a LOT.
-mokou is older than everyone in the myouren temple yet somehow has even LESS shit together.
-say marisa was 12 in eosd. that would make her… 25 today. marisa is a goddamn millennial.
-again, let’s say sanae was in middle school in mof, like 13 or 14. today she’d be in her early 20s. if you assume she was in high school, that would make her like 26 what the f uck.
-benben and yatsuhashi are. two. two years old. TWO.
-youmu is younger than cirno.
-aya is A THOUSAND YEARS OLD.
-kosuzu is like, 13. this isn’t weird on it’s own but it totally is when you consider her two closest friends are technically both over 800.
-patchouli is one of the youngest touhous… at “ABOUT A HUNDRED”.
-a lot of people have pointed this out so i’ll clarify: the tsukumos are two years old in normal aging time from ddc. when you fight them they’re most likely only days old. the tsukumos are little tiny babies and they’re seija’s goddamn responsibility now.

Soooo, are these true? Do you know anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18397348
>marisa is a goddamn millennial.
Pretty sure most of us on 4chan are in our late 20s

[Anonymous No.]

>>18400830
>Pretty sure most of us
That's quite possible, yes.
>on 4chan
PFFFFFFFFT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18397348
Kosuzu has at least 16 or 17, considering that in FS she said that her age is too close of Akyuu age (23)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18397348
>-cirno is at least 60. what is that. she’s a child.
Yeah, dude...a freaking sexy one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18402202

[ANON X No.]

>>18402237
yes he should have waited the extra five years and got all those 'seniors discount offers', and possibly a new cool parking space or two to go with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18397348
>Just gonna copypaste a few things I read over here
>Soooo, are these true? Do you know anymore?
Even a secondary isn't as bad as you, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck