Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Accept the shark love

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[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev

[Anonymous No.]

>>18360922
Cute shark.
I want a whale shark neesan

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>>18360889
Don't forget about us KDF

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>>18360903
Eros followers. Obviously.
>Cupid
>Apsara
>Houri
>Gandharvas

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>>18360930
If you insist anon. The annual bondage game would be where all three of us put on our matching pink latex catsuits and use our personalized mechanical self-bondage chairs. We'd help each other put on ball gags and gas masks which would be attached to large tanks of gaseous aphrodisiacs. Then we'd sit in the chairs which would automatically restrain us and tease our various bits with very low intensity vibrators. The chairs would be arranged in such a way that each of us can clearly see the other two, and after a few hours of teasing and sweating and huffing the strong love gas the chairs would automatically release us and we'd just go at each other for as long as it takes to feel satisfied!

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I love tigers!

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>>18360934
Yeah. And the Eros Paladins also make a special guest appearance to help any of the new girls in any way possible.

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>>18360944
Juicy.

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>>18360922
>Accept the shark love
2 dangery

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Yeah, I'd fuck a monstergirl I guess.

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>>18360944
>KDF in 2018

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>>18360974
What do you even mean by this anon?

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>>18360977

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to stretch before AND after you exercise.

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>>18360977
This is my answer to how my waifu and I celebrate Valentines Day.

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>>18361006
F A T

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>>18361006
>me too
Who molested her?

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>>18360927
>”D-don’t play with those! T-that’s not a place you should be touching!”
Big softie.

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I want to beat a Tanuki in poker!

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>>18361029
Grope and squeeze be it her chest or elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if a vampire and a mershark bite at the same time? each taking a side

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>>18361059
Jerk! She’s just minding her own business! Just because her tits are as big as your whole torso doesn’t mean you can molest them!

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>>18361076
Fuck off back to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/qbeEO58Hlfo

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>>18361095
! !

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>>18361096

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>>18360944
>wanting to wear pink
What are you, some kind of faggot?

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>>18360927
Nurse sharks. Think of the tits. Think of the milk.

>>18360966
Well they'd fuck you!

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>>18361006
If protag-kun doesn't impregnate every single one of them by the end of the manga someone's going to die I swear to god.

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>>18361105
>he doesn't know

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>>18361115
Know what?

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>>18360922
Remember to scoop up your shark children and tell them you and their mother love them very much.

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>>18361119
>eeew dad, put me down.

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>>18361118
KDF is bi

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>>18361076
You can’t stop me!

>>18361108
Whale sharks do too!
In fact, I’ll take both!

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>>18361105
There is nothing wrong with wanting to wear pink anon, pink is a neat color.

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>>18361119
isnt it suffocating?

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>>18361124
Gross.

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>>18360927
>still no blind Greenland Mershark onee-san who is ultra clingy
I just want to cuddle a huge blind girl.

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>>18360927
I want to rub her nose.

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>>18361144
Big blind girls are olev.
Be they Moonlight Titania or otherwise.

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>>18361153
Too lewd!

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Why do you people insist on talking about KDF so much?

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>>18361132
Her cute disgruntled look?


For you

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fatten up a echidna!

WITH ALOT OF DAUGHERUS!

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>>18361174
He's the most interesting thing in these god forsaken threads.

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I want to go to a kitsune shrine with a laser pointer!

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>>18361184
That’s just pregnancy

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>>18361195
Do not bully the mikos anon, everything about their training tells them to resist but they just can't! Please do not torment them so.

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Thoughts on yandere monsters?

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>>18361204
Many daugherus,not just one!

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>>18361207
Worst moth.

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>>18361184
Okay let’s settle this once and for all;
https://strawpoll.com/zrypkccc

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>>18361195
I want to go to a kitsune shrine and pray for loving wife!

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>>18361207
Absolute top tier.

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>>18361216

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>>18361223
>Evil Snek not so evil after getting impregnated!

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>>18361207
I want every one of my three wives to be a different flavor of yan

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If a kobold goes to medical school is she a dogtor?

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>>18361241
Dude that's like putting three beta fish in a tank.

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>>18361241
There are flavors?

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>>18361255
You just reminded me of when I bug bombed the house and forgot to put my fish in the garage first and now I'm sad
Post mer-tits

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>>18361241
They are going to kill each other, there can be only one

[Anonymous No.]

What about girls that are petite but still FIT. Like a werecat gymnast

or a succubus prima ballerina

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>>18361268
>bug bombed
Why?

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>>18361229
She still corrupts human female POWs.

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>>18361279
Non-roiding musclegirls are the best kind of musclegirls.

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>>18361254
That’ll do pig.

[Anonymous No.]

https://mega.nz/#!AT4zjAiT!ofsBgHRl4fmj3wI7jia3mynsgtOdMcYqbRaEUcE5e6U

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>>18361274
But anon, that would be Matricide! Or prolicide!

>>18361266
Ay, for example some yans can hide their true selves around the object of their affection while others struggle to contain their urges. Their are also yanderes that are violent towards those who seek their lovers attention while others would try to cloud his eyes and make him see only her

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>>18361207
Perfection.

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>>18361291
Are these actual scans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361307
Yes.

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>>18361306
Who dis?

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>>18361331
A Werebat.

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>>18361174
Its a combination of his fans being annoying kids and possible astroturfing.

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>>18361207
Will a yanderes daughteru inherit her mothers mental illn-- extreme love?

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>>18361345
It seemed so

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>>18361340
>possible astroturfing
I've always suspected his followers of this.

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>>18361340
Both of those are a definite. And it doesn't help that he never keeps his shoddy commissions to himself.

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>>18361358
Didn't he try that in the past but people found them and posted them anyway?

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>>18361340
>>18361349
>astroturfing
I don’t understand what this means. And I have a degree in Turf Management.

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>>18361360
Yep.

>>18361361
Samefagging.

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>>18361340
I wish I had some of them fans. The only thing people post about me is tell me to finish the fucking story.

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>>18361372
You can have mine anon, I don't want them.

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>>18361345
Sometimes. But I’d pay to see a show about a teen Shirohebi who just wants her neighbor anon to notice her while her mother is giving her all these yandere ways to snag a man.
>”Mom, how do I get anon to notice me?”
>”Well dear, just do what I did with your father; get him alone somewhere and drug him and keep him away FroM ALl ThOSe WhOrEs until he agrees to marry you!”
>”Mom, there are rules against doing that these days.”
>cue laugh track

[Anonymous No.]

Don't open. Seriously.

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>>18361392
Haven't seen this one in a while.

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>>18361392
Oh man, the shitstorm this caused.

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>>18361397
>>18361392
Was about to say, that's one old green

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>>18361392
Posting classics, are we?

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>>18361392
While drugging is shit, that guy was a piece of shit too so ‘meh’. Don’t be an asshole and you don’t get bad stuff to happen to you.

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>>18361392
Surely none of you were ever actually this angsty, the sonic military academy would have weeded you out before something like this would land here
This has to have been ironically cringey, a word I don’t throw around lightly

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>>18361392
I regret ever screencapping this.

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>>18361403
Fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361392
>.jpg
Why do people still do this.

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>>18361392
>>18361403
We’ve come a long way at least.

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>>18361426
A long way down?

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>>18361413

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>>18361420
Which monster would Misuzu be? Lich? Anubis?

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>>18361241
>yan harem
If this happens it means the girl's love wasn't enough and she's a failure.

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>>18361392
>>18361403
>>18361434
Talking about the dreams we left behind, not this again

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>>18361430
The thread has refined out some of the more obnoxious ‘shock value’ stuff made by people just looking to get a rise, so that it can be more about actual Monstergirls.

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>>18361449
But oomakades do bite their victims and rape them into dependence on them

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>>18361454
They don’t have to be jerks about it though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361454
So?

[Anonymous No.]

I wish someone had capped my Charon-chan x Hobos story...

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>>18361454
Yeah, I know. But framing that around some U1tra B4Das5 who lives in a dystopian society where men are third class citizens and he has EPIC rebellious comebacks to the GNARLY Monstergirls just reeks of underageban posting.
Ain’t nothing wrong with creepy girls raping you into submission but there’s a way to do it that’s interesting and then there’s... that.

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>>18361471
I’d rather have dystopian views of a Monstergirl society than dumb comfy shit run by traitors

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>>18361466
You're also the shitter behind the bonnet tipper meme among other things. You deserve to be forgotten.

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>>18361476
>bonnet tipper meme
Am I? I don't remember that one.

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>>18361475
Then you unironically are better suited for the /tg/ Monstergirl threads
If you think being more ‘realistic’ or ‘interesting’ means you have to make the world you imagine all dystopian and try and paint monsters like evil beings or the enemy like some hamfisted lanternanon story, unironically just go to /tg/‘s thread. That’s their shit over there.

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>"Anyan, does this bikini suit me?"

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>>18361434
That guy’s going to end up being owned by a Tanuki after one too many bad deals isn’t he?

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Yandere mindflayer.

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>>18361475
>this is what /tg/ thinks

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>>18361487
Yes, but the fox mask doesn’t.

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>>18361475
There's a board that's dedicated to that sorta thing y'know. You can just go there.

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>>18361445
>>18361489
Need the farm one now

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>>18361498
Nah

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>>18361487
>”We’ll have to give it the motorboat test!”

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>>18361491
A SHIT!
memes aside I hate them but can understand why others like them. Literally 2spooky4me.

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>>18361482
>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
For fucks sake. His first story was looking at his version of the setting through the eyes of some pro-monster guy and the current story is told by an anti-monster guy (who for some reason is turning pro-monster despite everything that's happened to him in the story). Only certain individuals are shown as evil beings and the rest are just clearly trying to live their lives in a human dominated society that has different values from them. There's very little black and white morality going on there and mostly it's just shades of grey.
I'll happily take that over yet another generic story of some guy dicking a monster two minutes after meeting her.

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>>18361522
K

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>>18361482
>>18361526
>stupid newfags trying to fit in think everything is /tg/ now

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>>18361522
I’d happily take a story that doesn’t take actual literal years to be written just for a slightly different point of view
It’s less that I care about the protagonist being obnoxiously anti monster and more that that should take someone years to write if they want people to stay invested to the actual good or interesting points
Cause spoiler alert, there are a few stories already from humans perspective where they have a hatred of dangerous monsters
It’s called every fucking story about regular monsters in history

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>>18361539
K

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>>18361487
A cute!
Adorable nekos.

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>>18361280
Dogs had puppies. Flea infestation.
Or are you not familiar with the phrase? I know they call it other stuff in different places.

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>>18361522
>We have guys legitimately shitting on Lanternon now
That's been happening since he started writing you silly goose.

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>>18361522
It just doesn’t interest me whatsoever. I don’t know why people laud him so much. Non-insultingly, the tone just really does seem more fitting for a more traditional setting from tabletop gaming.
I’m just one man, but I don’t come to the Monstergirl thread for interesting provacative discussion of the metrics of conflicting societies and how one copes with the pride of their race versus a superior force blah blah blah
It’s just not what I see as the focus of things

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>>18361487
Who is this Anyan person you keep talking to? Do we have ghosts?

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>They are robust and able to tolerate capture, handling, and tagging extremely well. As inoffensive as nurse sharks may appear, they are ranked fourth in documented shark bites on humans, likely due to incautious behavior by divers on account of the nurse shark's slow, sedentary nature.

I want to tie and up and ballgag a nurse mershark onee-san before slow paizuri.

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>>18361507
I can't be aroused and spooked at the same time. Prevents me from being spooked by anything attractive and female.

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>>18361561
>Little neko gets in a huff
>”Mew are so mean!”

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>>18361537
The threads have been going downhill for a while now as we lose old members and gain newer ones who seem to have a different idea on what the thread should be.
It used to be that we could have sunshinefags and anons who enjoyed a slightly darker take on the setting and for the most part everyone would get along. I'm not talking full edge here, just content where bad things sometimes happened, like in Peterdnzl's The Spider and the Fly. If he posted that story now he'd just get told to fuck off and stop being an "edgelord".

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>>18361562
Anon please, no bully!

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>>18361537
I’m gonna hit you with some shocking truth anon
Not everyone, even those who have been here for a long time, cared for certain authors or indeed any of them at all
Why do you think people got so fucking fed up with the lilims
>”Here’s my hot interesting take/deconstruction of how humans would REALLY react to Monstergirls guys!”
Nah man

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What's your whyboner monster?

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>>18361539
That's actually a fair point.

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>>18361576
Well, there's also
>Nurse sharks are obligate suction feeders capable of generating suction forces that are among the highest recorded for any aquatic vertebrate to date.
So if she's being friendly I'll be happy to remove the gag.

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>>18361522
I've never liked his stuff and I've been here from the start. I just don't say so much because I choose to avoid what I dislike instead of devoting my life to bitching about it.

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>>18361580
The loli ones

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>>18361580
Mindflayer.

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>>18361586
>Nurse shark blowjobs
At least let her look you in the eyes when you do it.

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>>18361580
Centaurs.

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>>18361580
Alps. They’re just succubi with a different name.

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>>18361575
>for the most part everyone would get along
We remember that differently, senpai

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>>18361522
>>18361575
I’ve never liked either of them and have always found them both immensely overrated by people who for some reason want their desire to fuck Monstergirls to be taken seriously
I don’t be pretend this is something it isn’t. I’m here for cheesecake. I always have been. I always will be.

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>>18361580
I’d say sandworm but, unfortunately, I know exactly why.
So I’ll go with Baphos.

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>>18361574
Eh? The little cat dudes from pokemon? They seem alright to me. I also don't see how that's relevant to what we were talking about.

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>>18361589
I like to think this is how many of the anons here deal with things they don't care about: with at least some maturity.
I'm with you on this. For example I never liked Quicksilver even before knowing he was KDF, but I didn't feel the need to hurl abuse at him for writing stuff I didn't like. You can just scroll past it and go on with the thread.

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>>18361537
This >>18361579 really.
I said that kind of stuff was shit in 2013 and I'll say it's shit now. I'm into monster girls because they're hot, not because I have a tragedy boner, otherwise I'd be in guro/ntr threads or reading bad end stories on fanfiction.net

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>>18361609
>cheesecake
Isn't that a gay term?

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>>18361575
>People literally unironically shrieking for half a thread arguing for the Order to defeat the Demon Lord and how monsters are all waiting to spring a trap, to the point that it literally bleeds from roleplaying intro actual emotionally invested delusional zealotry over a fictional imaginationland
Haha yeah I miss it too man damn times change lol

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>hugboxfags

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>>18361621
No? It’s not specific to any particular orientation.

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>>18361621
Beefcake is the "gay" one, its more about muscles, cheese is just thick

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>>18361580
That bug amalgamation monstrosity from the guy with that really distinctive art style.

>>18361602
There's no 'why' to that, anon. The reason is pretty obvious.

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>>18361621
It’s essentially the western term for fan service but with a bit more oomph
Like buff and busty barbarian women wearing sexy chainmail bikinis instead of being gross abos in rags

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>>18361580

Yandere ones, I know they're batshit crazy but my dick can't stop wanting to fuck them. I'm going to die one of these days.

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>>18361621
Not him, but in my field cheesecake means having a tool or feature you’re able to give to an alliance partner to help improve them.

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>>18361624
>people in a fetish thread are in it for the fetish and not a gritty social commentaries by other anons
Shocking.

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>>18361625
>>18361629
My mistake. I think its because I've only seen a couple of gay people using the term to describe fanservice aimed at straight guys. I guess I just assumed it was some weird kind of slang for them.

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>>18361635
Doesn’t it kinda imply vanilla to an extent or am I mistaken?

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>>18361522
>When you think you speak for everyone just because you’ve been around for a while and no one ever called you on it

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>>18361613
You’re going to end up with a cat that’s red in the face from both anger and blush.

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>>18361641
Probably because it’s “pure” and not edgy or filled with Weird Shit, is my guess.

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>>18361622
Yeah that's how I remember it too. As bad as the /tg/ bleedover is now it was worse then when it was all here.

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>>18361580
Ushi-Oni, though she's become my fav so I don't know if she counts.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we drop the meta discussion and just talk about monster girls?

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>>18361645
Cats are fun to tease

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>>18361655

You're part of the underground resistance and you must choose a squad of 5 monster girls, who do you pick?

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>>18361643
It's certainly interesting that most of the thread suddenly wants to call us out after all this time.
It doesn't look like samefagging at all.

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>>18361655
No
I've never heard cheesecake used this way, thanks for teaching me something new, thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361658
What am I resisting?

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>>18361656
Reminder that tormenting cats gets you landed in the Cat Kingdom and roped into servitude for Cait Siths.
That’s no joke, check the Cait profile.

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>>18361640
>idiot thinks all speculative fiction is social commentary, when even the father of modern fantasy literature denounced allegorial writing

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>>18361665

The Matriarchy.

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>>18361642
I never thought of it like that one way or the other
Just boysclub stuff. Female Rogues having skintight pants over a phat booty. Female Wizards having huge tits. Self-inserting as Conan and being manly while being fawned over by powerful women in skimpy outfits.
It’s a term from a simpler time, a better age. Now everything needs justification even in your damn imagination.

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This kills the never breastfed by a meido overlord screenshot.

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>>18361658
Shog, Flayer, Wurm, Apophis, Wight
Come at me, bitches

>>18361666
This is why you only do it when you've already got a canid wife

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>>18361673
But I'm a switch, I'm indifferent on such matters.

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>>18361672
Dude when you’re invoking the writing philosophy of tolkein in a fetish thread for snakegirls and sexy pharaohs you might need to take a step back and check yourself

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>>18361658
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
>Wurm
They misunderstood the term “underground resistance” and now we all sleep in a burrow they made.

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>>18361672
He was right, if your message isn't strong enough to stand on its own it isn't worth reading.
I realize now this is unrelated to the actual purpose of the comment chain I replied to. Carry on.

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>>18361672
Sup /lit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361688

One giant wurm cuddle pile!

[Anonymous No.]

>standard_monsgergirl_maid_punishment.png
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67165100

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361676
>overlord
After this week's episode I want my very own vampire chair.

[Anonymous No.]

What happends if you use something other than blood to summon a demon?
Like chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

Good to see that cleared up a bit. Now, about Krakens and the taste of their ink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361688
Now I’m imagining a bunch of Wurms with colored hair and spiked leather jackets. Who are all good girls and help out at animal shelters and volunteer at soup kitchens and sell cookies with the proceeds going to a friend who’s in the hospital.

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>>18361683
If your only argument is "lol just descend to my level of retardition and I'll win the debate" maybe you should re-evaluate the validity of your argument.

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>>18361688
>sleeping in a wurm pit
You fool! Haven't you ever seen that gif of a cow corpse dropped into a wood chipper? Squishy fleshlings and twisting grinding logs of hard minerals do not mix well.

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>>18361701
You get loli ones with extreme cravings for sweets!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361698
>this
>but with two kikis with holst-like tits
I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361701
You get a brown demon. If you use cinnamon, you get a red demon.

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>>18361688

We'll call them the Tunnel Snakes.

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>>18361714
You can stop spamming now.

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>>18361709
So he gets loli gluttony demons?


>>18361711
I hear you.
I like my kikis with huge tits and wouldn't mind punishing them that way.
Especially good if they are twins or sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361702
Gross dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361707
Who and about what are you debating?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361707
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361712
>Red MGE Demon
Ah, now we’re talkin. In truth it’s what my lady’s color would be but I’m too self conscious that that would push her over into donut steel territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361624
>>18361672
>>18361707
This guy reeks of pretentiousness hot damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361698
muh DICK

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361719
You can stop bitching now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361733
I legit don’t even know what he’s trying to argue for at this point
I’m reminded again that there are absolutely people who go so berserk they just argue for the sake of arguing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361732
Red demons are just fine anon, it's not like red is an uncommon Demon color in monstergirl media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361732
Baroness-fag?
Demons with differing colors isn't all that bad and its been discussed before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361739
That's not rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361732
You think deep purple is somehow more reasonable?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361704
>”bad” girls doing good things will always make my heartboner erect

[Anonymous No.]

Meep meep
Though it should be noted that cocatrice also has stone abilities

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361722
>Especially good if they are twins or sisters.
My brother. Punishing sisters like that and fucking them one at a time from behind as they're bound like that would be the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361745
I guess it still felt in the spectrum of blue? Ah fuck it. Who cares anyway. She’s red dammit, why should I let people’s opinions change that. Fug.
>>18361742
>>18361741
Fair enough then. So be it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361761
You’re not secretly a 40kfag and secretly she’s a khornette, are you/is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361756
Exactly.
Gotta make sure they stay standing befre and after the punishment.
If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361737
Take and hint and go back to whatever site you came from. They're bound to appreciate your image spam there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18360944
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361771
>Whoever falls down first has to use a condom while with their master.

[Anonymous No.]

Rape isn't love.
Monster girls don't actually love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361770
Ew no blagh no thank you. My experience with 40k is graciously quite limited and I prefer to keep it that way.
It’s more because I like the MGE setting and playing it straight with my interpretation, so stuff like her height, her origin and then this make me feel like I’m cheating or something. I dunno. Just neurosis mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361775
You were the only one crying about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361780
OK HowAboutNo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361780
>implying it's outright rape 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361778
Anon please, that's not it at all.
It's working the whole day with an oversized dildo in her rear.

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi are poor showers of emotion, right?
I wonder how they would show affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361580
My first Thing-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361780
Just throwing the whole rod and reel in huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361789
By wrapping their tails around you and pulling you in for a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361780
It's love if you rape them back

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still waiting for a proper lion girl.
You'll have to grow a glorious beard to get a pride of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361761
>why should I let people’s opinions change that
That's the spirit, like what you want to like and never let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>18361771
>If either falls down then you extend it or find a new way to punish them.
Walking them around the mansion on all fours while wearing a leash would do nicely. Maybe vibrators in them too.

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>>18361789
I liked the idea of a maid Kunoichi, although it could work for any kind, who whenever you lay your head down you find that she’s snuck into position to have you resting your head on her thighs/lap.
I don’t think Kunoichi are bad at expressing emotion though, at least not like a Mantis or something. It’s more they’re just really serious and focused. After they assassinate you and bring you back to their village and let you see them maskless I’m sure they can be any kind of wife and personality you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361789
Hold up.
Succubi tails are said to be sensitive
Does that mean whenever a kunoichi uses her tail as a grapple, she gets off on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361788
But anon, isn't that just basic maid training? Every maid's anus should be trained to be healthy and strong from the time they are little girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361790
There's a squid-girl doujin out there with both beak-pussy and some kind of tentacle onahole sex organ. That was a hell of a thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361808
Yes.

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>>18361809
Anon please.
We're talking centaur tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361789
>working at your office
>all of a sudden a arrow flies through your window and embeds next to your head in the wall
>it has a note that reads “I hope you have an amazing day at work honey!”
>as you go to sit back in your desk you notice a certain someone’s under it
>and she’s shyly waiting for you to sit back down so she can help you ‘relax’

[Anonymous No.]

All these maid punishments seem quite rewarding to me anons, how will you actually make sure that they behave correctly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361804
You and me both.
Alpha queen of the jungle never, we need a big cat to rival jinkos.

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>>18361698
>Your 2 kikis break the plate you ate on after fighting over who gets to clean it
>You tie them up like that until they learn to get along
Make sure to take pictures.

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>>18361781
It would be kinda silly for every member of a species to look 100% identical in every way. As long as you don't go too far with changing stuff in my opinion your wife having a different skin colour is fine, especially considering her species then it's okay.

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>>18361814
I don't know anon, that seems a little extreme. Not very aesthetically pleasing either in my opinion, maids are supposed to be pure and pretty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361808
She’s a trained assassin anon. Even if it physically was arousing, she has complete control of her heart rate and focus. Nothing could surpri-
>Husband spanks her booty and pulls her tail out of nowhere
>”Eep!!!”

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>>18361785
Who's that?

>>18361787
>>18361803
It's all fake, no different than a drug addict and his fix.

>>18361795
I'm not baiting if that's what you're asking. I'm saying this isn't really realistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361782
Yes, there's obviously only one person here who dislikes you spamming of random shit. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361816
Is spanking still a forced meme or is that an acceptable punishment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361814
Please don't expand your maids

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>>18361698
That is very good stuff anon, I want to do this with my Kobold waifu and daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361816
Because its sexy and the true punishment that makes their work more difficult is not something that should be mentioned here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361826
>I'm saying this isn't really realistic
That's why it's called fantasy, my friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361829
Still a forced meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361810
I'm more into toothy Abominations than tentacles. There's just that something about a cute girl's face unfurling to show her split mandible bristling with tiny teeth, all ready to gently caress my dick. And if she's got an inky, toothy tentacle nest down there, even better, as long as she still has legs.

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>>18361829
It's not really a forced meme anymore anon, though it's not really a viable punishment either. I mean, spanking is highly erotic and enervating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361824
That's why its a punishment.

>>18361831
She's stretchy, she'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361392
This kinda shit is how school shootings start.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to accidentally rip off a Kunoichi's mask while she tries to assassinate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361789
>>18361807
>Furthermore, many of them are reticent and don’t express very much outward emotion, but it seems this is because the founders of the kunoichi passed down the teaching “One should only reveal one’s true heart and feelings in front of a husband that one truly loves

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361833
How would it work if they're not the same size?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361837

It's still wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361846
Then you have to marry her. It's the law, and it's enforced.

By aircraft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361839
Forgot to say, the squid beak/pussy had teeth. That's why your post reminded me of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361853
Aircraft? Well that seems kind of odd.

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>>18361815
Adorable. And sexy- imagine the discipline and sexual training of a Kunoichi and how that would effect her blowjob skills. She can probably hold her breath for an hour and has practiced and exercised her throat muscles to vibrate using ancient techniques, to say nothing of her devotion and discipline to keep you balls deep for the whole experience. And she can do it all either whisper silent or if you prefer noise perfect moans and gulps and glucks that she’s perfected based on your tastes.
Damn. Kunoichi are pretty damn great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361854
>squid beak/pussy had teeth
YES
Vagina dentata is the best. I wish there were more doujins with the theme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361850
We'd figure something out anon, maybe my daughteru can sit i her mother's lap or something, or my daughteru can stand on something tall enough for her to reach my waifu's mouth with her own. A tandem ball gag or a nice long double-ended dildo would also be very nice in this sort of situation, but that's just me.

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>>18361863
No. Just get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361849
Yeah, so they still can, but again only when the mission is done and they’re with husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361867
No.
I will make a comeback and write a vagina dentata story just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361826

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>>18361846
I want to accidentally rip a Kunoichi’s hymen while she tries to assassinate me!

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>>18361868
>assassinated by a Kunoichi
>it’s a long journey back to her village
>you come to love her, of course, but conversation is short, curt, and she is clearly a very reserved person with little room for nonsense
>finally, after integrating into her village the day comes where she willing reveals her face to you
>she does, and as is tradition, you kiss her to confirm your love and devotion
>then suddenly-
>”Oh yaaaay! Yatta!!! Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh I did it! I’m so happy! Husband is mine now! Oh you’ve made me so happy! What do you wanna do for our honeymoon?! Oh this is so perfect, my heart is racing! Hahahaha! Yes yes yes yes!!!”
>She leaps into a hug and nuzzles your chest with happy tears in her typically menacing eyes

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>>18361863
I'm like 65% sure this is SFW
My apologies if not

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361904
Dass it mane

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361878
>>18361904
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361863
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361878
>vagina dentata story
Which some reason conjured up an image of little shop of horrors type musical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361902
>you will never make your shortstack Kunoichi wife happily exclaim “Yatta!!!”
Assassinate me now

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361856
Kunoichi justice is stern but fair. Also, they have an absolutely vulgar defense budget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361678
Is there a dog god like Bastet? I bet she would be a bro. Man’s best friend and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361963
>It’s just a giant St. Bernard girl who literally wears a keg on her collar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361968
>gives you whiskey dick so she can rape you for hours

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would go shooting with me? I want a range buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361782
>only one person is tired of my bullshit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361975

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>>18361968
The goodest girl.

I wonder if jinkos worship bastet or even recognize her as a their patron deity

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361985
I just noticed she has milk-shells on her belt in the right pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361985
I wanna nibble her ears.

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>>18361990

Tactical sips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361985
>Cowboy holstaur
Is there a outlaw rattlesnek?
Who's the sheriff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361975
Elves and Alps are good shooting buddies. Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362011
>Dark elves practicing hand-bows

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361863
shark teeth > squid beak

>>18361999
What if it was a scorpion girl instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361698
What if you only have one misbehaving maid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361999
>Who's the sheriff?
The Cavewoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362019
Shark teeth up here, squid beak down there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18360946
>tfw cant tell her exact height
>tfw probably as tall as her waist

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I love overly tall, muscled girls along with short, super soft ones?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362044
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362027
Swooce

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362073
>tfw you will never watch Youtube Poops with a Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362048
You should trust them, I've known a few flowers in my day and they've all been swell fellows

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362090
But what if they stick a vine up my poop-chute?

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>>18362089
Cheshires are top tier for me along with holsts and familiars.

Would enjoy a big, tubby cheshire nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361999
Watch out for the injuns!

Now I want to see a tanookie banker in an old timey pinstripe dress! I’ll protect her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362103
Geronimo Thunderbird!
Great Bear grizzlygirl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362099
Then Judge Dredd enters the stage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362011
>alps good at shooting
Explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361810
Link please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362011
>Just make sure you don’t get involved in a feud between a Wood Elf and a Dark Elf.
That's exactly where I want to be, especially if that feud is around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361975
Ren Xiongmao would be unexpectedly good picks. Think about it.

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>>18362011
>used to love archery but had to set it aside for work and a responsible life
>happen to pass by a shooting range one day where you see an elf with little talent practicing as other elves snicker behind her back
>but she keeps at it anyway with dogged determination
>after a while come up to her and offer tips, maybe even join her
>rediscover your passion for an old hobby (and how horribly rusty you've become) while growing closer to an elf whose drive makes you feel alive for the first time in decades

And in an age gap and it'd make a heartwarming story of an awkward first love and moving past old regrets.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you watch your Scylla/Kraken wife tentacle-fuck herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362236
Absolutely, I’d even sneak up behind her and then whisper in her ear egging her on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362236
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362236
https://e-hentai.org/s/b27e4949e1/515167-6

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361403

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362236
Isn't that just normal masturbation for her species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361207
Worth mothfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362162
It's recent, you can find it easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362118
https://pastebin.com/uqhKej1R

It has a judge dredd ending to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362263
Krakens must be the niggers of the sea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362316
Krakens would be the literal reason why depth charges would be invented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362277
Best mothfu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362277
You're right, mothfu's are worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362386
>>18362391
WORST

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dear mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362399
Please don't remind me of what I'm missing out on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362417
you dont need to play a game to enjoy the art

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362418
No, I mean in real life. I'm missing out on having a foxgirl gf in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362428
We all are anon,but dont despair! they will open any day now!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362478
I'd love my waifu to cosplay for me. What do you want your waifu to cosplay as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362252
This must be the world after the Demon Lord won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362496
Dracula

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362496
My sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362512
Would vlad the implier be a icon among vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362528
Maybe as a porn star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362532
Long thick fangs like hers would be great for humanboy abuse porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362528
Do you think that the common perception of Dracula would be considered a racist caricature by vampires?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362545
I am thinking of replacing movies with MG versions

snakes on a plane become lamias on a plane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362544
Draculina needs to be a married woman,christmas cake vampires tend to get crazier the more time they spend in solitude

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362553
>lamias getting blacked
I'm not sure if I like where this is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362553
>I am legend
>It's the alternative ending, but now it's a zombie wanting her husbando back instead
The dog doesn't die, it just turns into a kobold in a dramatic 'wait so you werent turning into something bad!' scene and sticks with him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362582
Fuck off /tv/

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl would most likely hug a daki pillow tight on a winter night?
My Yeti daki cover arrived from Cuddly Octopus, it's cute and I like the high quality material they print on

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362603
But I don't even watch movies, the last one I watched was return of the king in 2003.
I haven't watched a western tv show in even longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362582
That scene with the shotas just got a lot hotter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362553
>>18362582

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362604
A lot of them would, Oomukades and Yetis especially.
Glad to hear it arrived safely yetifag, I want a daki of my own one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362639
>6-100

if a doctor cant really tell if your lamia got 6 or 100 eggs i would question the medic degree

[Anonymous No.]

Matilda Vin is God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362544
>tfw bloodplay fetish
>would be 100% down for this
D-does she have claws too? At least some pointy fingernails with black nail polish.

>when she licks her fingers after
Are there any MG stories that feature tooth and nail stuff like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362517
>sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362660
I'm very impressed with how well drawn those stocking frills are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362639
While I don't like this post cause this image is used to shitpost near every thread, the idea of having too many babies sounds like it'd be fun to deal with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362496
A Kikimora cosplaying as 2B, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362478
I want to stare into a Basilisk's eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362741
t.Traitor-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362712
Ask a echidna for counseling!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362751
I've got this image of her going full Cesar Millan but with all of the MG daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362745
Don't post offtopic garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362784
he was making a joke that went along with his text calm your tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362784
I swear /mgt/ is the only thread to whine about "off-topic" images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362794
Stop wasting images like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362799
MUH IMAGE LIMIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362794
cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362794
>>18362799
>>18362812
Faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362496
Ice Queen as Crystal Maiden

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362812
90% of threads die well short of the image limit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362794
Jokes are meant to be funny, I'm with that guy.
>>18362799
You must not venture out of the thread into the rest of /jp/ then, /v/ related reaction images have been hated on the board forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362799
And suddenly, I'm reminded of a thread bitching about "on-topic" images.

[Anonymous No.]

How tall do you like your monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Shorter than me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
to the point my head end on her breasts when we stand or lay down

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
4 to 9 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
As long as one isn't shorter than the other's hip, I'm good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Teeny-tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
7 feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
The same way I like my coffee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Either 3.5' to 5', or 7' to 8.5'.
She needs to be either much taller or much shorter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
An inch or two shorter than me right down to standing paizuri height. Then there's a weird gap, then we hit the 6-8" range where fairies go.

This got me. Thinking though, can you imagine the dexterity you'd need to raise fairy babies? They'd be tiny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362863
He wasn't talking about skin color you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Equal height

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Anywhere from 4'0 to 7'0 depending on the race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Either equal to my height or a bit taller, not tall enough to make kissing difficult though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362869
Point at this man and laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362885
???

[Anonymous No.]

How much do automatons weigh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362903
Presumably light enough to pick up and *pomf*.

[Anonymous No.]

>Me and my paladin homies drive to the poor part of town
>Some mangy dog beasts opened up a new shop on crescent street
>Fucking monster immigrant scum taking our jobs
>Joffrey, Rupert and I go in posing as customers
>Place stinks of wet dog and strange foreign foods
>An ageing mutt with devil eyes and an aura of murderous intent greets us behind the shops counter
>"Awoo~ Welcome to Ms Fursteins humble store! What can i get you fine gentlemen!"
>I can barely understand its unintelligible monster babble
>Joffrey and I stride over to the counter while rupert keeps lookout near the door
>I slam my fists on the laminated counter and yell
>"LISTEN HERE YOU FLEABAG, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND ROUND HERE"
>Excited by my wanton display of speciesism, Rupert and Joffrey start chanting "Deus Vult!"
>With beads of sweat dripping from my forehead, i stare intently at the demon shopkeep awaiting its reaction
>Nervously and meekly it begins speaking up
>"You.. want some miso soup? Its very tasty and also affordable! ~"
>BLASTED THING IS MOCKING US
>My vision becomes red with rage and my fist clench with anger
>I start smashing everything in sight, my compatriots follow suit
>"Please stop! Why are you doing this? This shop is my everything!"
>I smash one last bottle of some kind of voodoo liquid and smugly view the destruction i've brought
>The shop owner is trying to pick up broken glass and ceramics
>It begins chanting a demonic incantation that sounds like crying
>"Leave and go back to your own lands! Deus vult!"
>We book it out the door and run to the car
>Managed to hid out in the church until the whole thing quieted down

DEGENERATE ABOMINATIONS BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362903
It'll depend entirely on how armored up they are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362915
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362836
Either big enough to powerbomb me or petite enough for pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362924
>"They are resistant to impact"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362869
He coulda meant strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362934
Dumb hellhound poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362936
>”Wanwan! 231! Wanwan! 232...!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362954
t. anubis poster

[Anonymous No.]

She wants the H anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362496
Would a monster girl be mad if your stiffy was harder with her cosplaying your favorite character than normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
Well she's not getting it from me.

[Anonymous No.]

Could a Pharaoh adopt an Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362933
>petite enough for pic related.
The dream anon, I can imagine giving my waifu comfy foot-airplane rides on the floor at night after our daughteru goes to sleep. She may get a little embarrassed about doing something so childish, but that doesn't matter when it's just us playing together in the middle of the night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362936
Dangerously close to too much muscle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
Hot chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
Happy sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
Haggis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362987
>>18362992

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuJeg1HVsm0

[Anonymous No.]

I want to grope an alp and tease her about her holst-sized tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
Gunna chum that water

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362999
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362986
Define "too much."

[Anonymous No.]

Wonder how much panic she can cause if someone teleported her into the middle of an Order army camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362996
This is how you get a Mershark to follow you onto dry land
>she's flopping across the beach, trying to keep up with you
>"W-wait, just a few more minutes, please! Your hands feel so good! Just rub me a bit more!"
>you feel for her crawling after you, so you pick her up, tell her she's getting all the headpats, and princess carry her home as she stares at you with heart-pupils

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363022
Remember to boop the nose when mersharks bite

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363011
That's too much smug to be an Alp.
>>18363035
Left is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363011
One of them is a Dark strategist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363038
Look what you've done to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362979
I don't care if it's childish, if my wife wants a foot-plane or a piggyback ride she's getting one.

Jumping on the bed, eating cookies and watching cartoons with the wife sounds like a fine way to spend a Saturday.

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>>18363042
You can't blame Druella for this one. It's the cursed sword's doing.

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>>18363033
Athletic and strongfat girls are fine, but if their muscles are bulging and/or super defined to the point they look like bodybuilders, you might as well be fucking a dude at that point. Huge tits and a pretty face can't offset that level of masculinity

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>>18363058
You are a man of fine taste anon, doing all those things with my waifu would be extra comfy.

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>>18363065
She would have made a perfectly fine Ochi.

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>>18363042
I bet there are some smug alps who like to poke fun at their male friends
>"Geez, you really can't take your eyes off me, can you?"

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>>18363068
The best dates I ever went on more or less boiled down to playing house. If you're both enjoying each other's company and having fun then fuck what anyone else thinks.

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>>18363048
Was me wanting to impregnate her part of the plan?

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>>18363048
>placing an ad to get a husband
>not just pinning a man to the floor and claiming him as your own

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>>18363050
She deserved it. She needs to be more careful, literal shark teeth are dangerous.
Next time she does it I'm licking her gills.

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>>18363093
Its her kink anon, don't shame her.

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>>18363093
That's too crude for a strategist.

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>>18363093
Not every monster girl is a rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

Autistic dragons from the moon.

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>>18363107
>isekai
Ew.

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>>18363087
>going on dates
I'm not quite sure I know what that feels like anon, but I definitely agree with that last part.

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>>18363114
thats a fad that just wont go away

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>>18363107
Best dragon.
>>18363114
It's more reverse isekai. Guy in the real world has a restaurant that people from a fantasy world can visit once a week and he's an adult rather than a black haired self insert power fantasy.

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>>18363120
The only isekai series that I've cared about in recent years was Shield Hero.

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>>18362977
Yes. And it would be adorable.

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>>18362977
Would the Apophis turn brown?

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>>18363127
is inuyasha an isekai?

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>>18363153
Yes.

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>>18363153
no

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>>18363151
Now that would be something I'd like to see.

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>>18363153
Maybe

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>>18363153
maybe

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>>18363153
I don't know

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>>18362996
>>18363036
>>18363050
I like the idea of making a Mershark basically go full shutdown mode by cutely caressing her. It really raises their cute factor.
Like if she's worrying about you because they're overprotective and you finally just start headrubbing and headpatting her and she just goes quiet and her eyes go unfocused as she experiences comfiness on a level humans can't understand.

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>>18363093
Lava Golem was my first love and what got me into Monstergirls!

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>>18363159
>>18363160
>>18363166
Ask not the Eldar a question, for they will give you three answers.

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>>18363181
Is it like clamping a cat?

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>>18363153
can you repeat the question?

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>>18363198
Do they always answer with the first three words of the Malcolm in the Middle theme?

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>>18363209
Yes.

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Do yetis take offense to being called abominable?

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>>18363214
Can I firebomb the Eldar?

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>>18363209
No

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>>18363123
Now the image of Umaru as a Pharaoh is stuck in my head.

>"Onii-chan, get me sweets now!"
>She said it in her god voice

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Can alraunes turn around inside their flower or are they stuck facing in one direction?

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>>18363225
That's how one ends up with a pudgy imotou.

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>>18363204
Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I guess something like that. Just make sure if you do it in water you don't let her float away.

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>>18363227
Why does the squire always look bored?

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>>18363227
They can turn and move. They can uproot their flower too and walk around on moving roots, not to mention the normal polymorph spells monsters have access to.

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>>18363118
If you're doing it right it feels like going out and goofing off with a friend, which is really all it is. Ironically I think trashy tv has made dates out to be a bigger deal than they actually are. The really dramatic or romantic stuff happens at home.

Generally though the first couple dates suck, you can't really do any of the fun stuff until you know each other better. You're restricted to boring stereotypical normie shit until probably the third or fourth, then you can start to dick around at furniture stores and pretend to be Russian tourists or dumb shit like that.

I imagine dating in MGE would include a lot more dungeon-crawling.

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>>18363244
He's not a fan of thots.

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>>18363244
He's probably dazed from the pleasure and the alraune nectar overpowering his senses.

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>>18363248
See, this is why I need my waifu, we could just skip straight ahead to doing the comfy intimate stuff.

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>>18363161
Just imagine being the Apophis Princess' personal slaveboy that she chose when you were both little.
She'd probably love you more than anything else in the world other than her mother.
Once she starts learning the God Voice I bet she'd use it to force you to stay in bed and cuddle with her instead of going off to do your chores because not even an Anubis' schedule can compare to that Apophis' love for her childhood friend.

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>>18363233
>nose rub sharkfu into catatonic state
>gently float her into weekly meeting of community sea bishops

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>>18363286
Adorable, but I'm not sure I follow what that would accomplish. How would the Sea Priests react?

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>>18363299
They'd call the anti-bully rangers because bullying is wrong!

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>>18363299
I'm not sure either but it would certainly be worth watching.

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>>18363299
Shotgun marriage.

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>>18363299
>shark comes out of it
>surrounded by terrified sea-bishops staring at her
>feels deeply uncomfortable

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>>18363269
Well, maybe saying the first dates suck was misleading. Even if they seem impersonal a good date is still a fun activity. Concerts and festivals are good options for first dates because worst case scenario, you've still gone to do something fun.

I feel like you need to have done stuff together before you can really have an intimate moment. You won't have much to talk about otherwise.

For example, on a date you might find out that she blushes all the way down to her chest when she's bashful, then tease her about it when you're alone later and watch her turn pink all over again.

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>>18363345
Yes, I guess what I meant was we could skip all the awkwardness and tension and stuff. I agree with you though, learning about my waifu's little traits and quirks by being with her would be the best.

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>>18363244
He just wanted to live a normal life and now he's stuck with a sex crazed girl.

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>>18363386
I dunno, I still think it's important to take the good with the bad. The worst that can come out of feeling a little awkwardness is that she laughs at you for it later. That little bit of pressure makes those times that much more memorable.

>Hey anon, remember that time I fell on you and my gum went straight down your throat?
>I still have that picture of you turning blue as my wallpaper!

That, and a good date involves a number of different activities so that even if one is a disaster you can move on to something else that might go better.

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>>18363422
Yes, I guess you're right. Lie I said, I don't have much dating experience.

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Ran-shama is the best, dude!

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>>18363470
She's okay.

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>Went out with the company for drinks and dinner with a vendor.
Days like this are where I really wish for monster girls.
Having a tanuki vendor with us would be fantastic.

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>>18363470
I love this guy's thicc Ran

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>>18363470
RAN'S GIVING ME THAT LOOK AGAIN

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>>18363436
Well, if you decide to give it a shot, remember that most first dates are failures that don't lead to anything and that it's not a big deal if things don't go as planned.

I'm not a handsome man but I've still had fun going on what should have been lame dates.

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>>18363521
Molesting Meaty Minotaur's Magnificent Melons!

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>>18363528
Mean! No molesting Mini!

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>>18363521
Why is the train such an intimidating place?

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>>18363521
Thanks for your advice anon!

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>>18363530
Must molest meaty Mini!

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>>18363535
Its where muscly cute girls meet nice cute boys!
It's a deathtrap!

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>>18363251
But that girl only has eyes for him!

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>>18363535
Because they all know deep down that anything cute or stupid they do will be immortalized forever in LN's art.

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>>18363558
>Nightgaunt gets on train
>Suddenly utterly freezes up
>Other girls don't know why
>Friendly Shoggoth shloops over to her
>"Ah, do not worry. He will make you look good."
>Other monstergirls even more confused

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>>18363556
He might have loved her at one point, but now that love is gone.

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>>18363563
Chaos girls are bad.

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>>18363565
It's not gone just buried. She'll bring it back to the surface!

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>>18363577
The only thing that will surface are emotions that will do nothing but hurt her!

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Can I have a ranking from best Wan to worst?

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>>18363600
Entirely subjective.

Well loved by the thread or memed about:

Anubis
Hellhound
Kobold

Forgotten for the most part:

Werewolf

Utterly despised:

Cú Sith

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I want muscled girls to awkwardly try to hit on me.

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>>18363619
By trying to be all bro-ly or by trying to be all girly or an awkward unknowing amalgamation of both?

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>>18363618
I hope werewolf gets updated art one of these days

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>>18363623
Browly or both.
Would be fun to see an oni try to be a 'bro' while also shooting for the dick or a hugely muscled alpha werewolf trying to be 'cute' despite being built like a rugby player.

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>>18363630
>Huge musclewerewolf gets you to buy her a drink at the bar
>Ask her what she'd like
>"Double pint'a- u-uh, I, I mean, aah... y-you pick, handsome!"
>Snicker as you get her a really girly drink that you know hasn't a quarter of the alcohol content she's used to
>It looks comical in her big hands as she sips it

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>>18363642
>She almost tries to down it like a shot before remember what she's supposed to be doing and doing an overly long sip.

Cute.

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>>18363644

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>>18363651

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>>18363644
Would smile at.

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>>18363656

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>>18363644
>>18363651
>>18363656
>>18363660
What are you doing.

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>>18363660

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>>18363644
>Uses her own moisture to do your laundry
That's just too fuckin cute.
>Nure wife hanging up your laundry
>She smiles as she leans in and smells it with a sigh at your scent
>Then she uses her moisture to clean and put her own pleasant scent in

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>>18363660
>Single Wendigo canon image
Whoa. Haven't seen that before. Red eyes! Scary!

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>>18363668
Stop spamming

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>>18363668

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>>18363600
Best Wan: All of them

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>>18363660
>>18363678
>"The unmarried Wendigo looks quite charming in her coat"
>angry face with glowing red eyes

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>>18363682

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>>18363668
Flowkelps are great! They are able to quell my lust for my two favorite bodytypes.

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>>18363691
Fuck... for some reason it just looks better in physical print. Dont you all make me get this...

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>>18363660
>Wendigo
Family: Wendigo
wat

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>>18363682
That dirty wife worm! She knows exactly what she's doing. Heaving breasts out for her man to 'accidentally' trip into!

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>>18363688
>"Grrr! Meat! Give meat! You! Awa!"
>"Ah, how cute!"

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>>18363712
>Anon approaches wendy thinking she'll be all cute and awawy
>She breaks him by always being on the corner of his vision, showing her curves and delicious form until he snaps

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>>18363712
Give her steak with ketchup, that'll get her to shut up.

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>>18363735
Best mindbreak ever. Gonna rape her till the end of the stars!

[Anonymous No.]

RETURN THE SLAB.

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>>18363736
She can have rum ham when she's older

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>>18363705
>worm
That's an eel you dingus.

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>>18363772
Whats on the slab?

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>>18363644
I'm not a fan of slimes, but I would a wife slime

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>>18363783
It's her diary anon, you have to return it!

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>>18363780

>feel the eel

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>>18363783
Her favorite sex positions and techniques.

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Big
Busty
Blondes!

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>>18363772
What's yer offer?

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>>18363801
Dog needs hips.

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>>18363521
>Meat-chan, Meat-chan! Do you put rum in your meats?
>Little Wendi, I think you're too young for liquor

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>>18363818
>"I'm 22 Tits Mcgee, gimme the rum hams!"

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>>18363825
>"No no, you're not. You tried the same scheme two weeks ago. Don't confuse my tiredness for lack of awareness!"

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>>18357882
>>18357927
>>18357951
>>18357960
>>18357966
>>18357973
>>18358014

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>>18363831
"I've got my ID and a date in six hours bitch, don't you ruin this for me!"

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>>18363832

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>>18363832
But she's not a cat

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>>18363846
Anon, don't be mean to Latenight. Art takes time and he makes the cutest shit.

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>>18363832
Scary, but also very cute.
Piko of shota "petting" Jinko when?

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>>18363656
>they become mere women
MERE DEAD WOMEN

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>>18363856
I just wanna know how long before he's making her and his Automaton onee-san ahegao?

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>>18363832
https://youtu.be/XslcgQJMZaY

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>>18362553
The Grey but with Hellhounds. Liam Neeson and crew are gonna have some long nights ahead.

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>>18363864
When he's older and starts to get curious about women.

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>>18363860
Would you want to see a Pharaoh happily deepthroating your dick as an Apophis coils around the both of you and gently pushes down on the Pharaoh's head?
Imagine seeing a Pharaoh going "GLUK GLUK GLUK" as she keeps sucking after four loads.

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>>18363832
>CONFUSED GAOING
Ultra cute. I love the Automaton's little elgs from a distance. And her wwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddeeeeeeeee head.

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>>18363846
Latenight has drawn and linked back to posts from literally half a year prior to him posting the drawing. I think he keeps an archive of interesting posts to backlog on if he feels like it.

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>>18363656
God why is she so god damn fucking hot fuck me

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>>18363883
>"Where did this metal bitch come from? Why did she kidnap me? Who's this shota? Why's he petting my head?"
>"...At least he's cute."
How long until she's making herself comfortable in anon's house? Just imagine her stretching out with a big yawn on the couch and then chasing after Automaton-chan because she took a photo of it.

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>>18363876
God yes.
>"Awww~ You think he's done! That's so cute. Deeper."
>Pushes her head down further as cum oozes out her nose and her eyes cross with mascera running
>And yet still, all it does is make her 'gluk gluk gluk's deeper and deeper and more arousing
Hooo fuck

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>>18363894
Which one? Grapesnake or Graped Pharaoh?
Or both, honestly I wouldn't blame you.
Imagine fucking their tits and watching the Pharaoh squirm as the Apophis licks your cum off her tits while spreading her legs with her tail so you can violate her royal pussy.

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>>18363832
Can you draw an off-profile Automaton?

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>>18363093
Does she know that Geologists know how to make the bed rock?

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>>18363895
She'll run away as soon as she can. After that event she'll always be on guard and panic when hearing machine noises.

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>>18363903
Yes. I would want this >>18363876 >>18363900 completely. Dominant Apophis making Pharaoh our slavewife.
>Spank the Apophis's fat lamiass lovingly and start pushing into the Pharaoh while the Apophis smirks and coils around her nonchalantly

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>>18363916
Lamias don't share.

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>>18363912
I don't think she'd run.

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>>18363904
Latenight doesn't do requests and he doesn't obsess over off profile monsters like you

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>>18363393
Who's to say he still can't if she's able to uproot and move around?

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>>18363920
Well this one does so deal

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>>18363920
grapist are supposedly very hedonistic, so they're probably fine with sharing as long as shes top wife.

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>>18363922
She most likely would. She already tried there and as soon as the automaton stopped staring at her and anon satisfied his petting needs she'd book it like a stray cat.

It's the kind of story she'd tell her friends and they would joke about her using catnip.

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>>18363934
Was just about to say this.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal monster girl. You may not like it, but this is what peak wife looks like.

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>>18363924
>>18363832
Was this already made before?

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>>18363900
Just imagine the day that Apophis-chan captures the Pharaoh's Anubis and Sphinx.
>The Anubis is horrified to see her Pharaoh acting like a total bimbo slut riding the Apophis' boytoy with a huge ahegao, her generous tits bouncing up and down.
>When she and the Sphinx are brought in, the Pharaoh dismounts and greets them.
>"Heeeey~! She finally got you guys! C'mon, you have to try this out it's so much fun!"
>"Y-you've been completely overcome by her venom! I can't let this continue, I'm going to save you my qu-"
>Suddenly the ditzy, bubbly look on the Pharaoh's face is replaced by a serious stern look as her God Voice reverberates throughout the room.
>"Suck. His. DICK!"
>Before you can even react, you've got a fat booty Anubis slobbering on your dick as the Pharaoh reverts to being bubbly with a ditzy "Yaaaay~!" and skips back over to you to nibble on your ear as her Anubis gets addicted to your cum.
>The Sphinx just rolls her eyes and sashays over with the Apophis to help you experience a desert girl orgy since she already knew this was the Pharaoh's fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363939
If a convesation strikes his fancy he will draw it, that conversation happened yesterday, and he posted a drawing of it today. Ya'll new?

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>>18363934
Is it really sharing when the other girl is a mindbroken cumdump who just gets used as a toy to get her husband warmed up?

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>>18363920
I think KC tried to enforce that with every Lamia even to point it out in the apophis profile, but even he cannot resist the temptation of Apophis and Graped Pharaoh.

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>>18358526
>>18358539

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>>18363936
Would she try to rape him once he got old enough where he could wander off alone? I bet she'd try as a way to get revenge.

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>>18363963
Truly we are blessed this night.

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>>18363945
That was yesterday!?!

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>>18363944
Jesus Anon I don't think you coulda described a better wet dream if you had tried. Everything about that is my jam. From the Pharaoh being turned into a loyal addict bimbo to the Anubis being fresh broken in as utter-bottom-bitch to the ear nibbling to the sphinx being a willing participant.
The only thing it needs is the Apophis making a glorious, haughty, queen bitch sexy entrance and pushing the girls aside so she can get prime position.

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>>18363938
hellhound is pretty metal

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>>18363970
She'd try, but wind up just cuddling him at least and having loving sex with him at most because she's started to warm up to him.

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>>18363963
Do you HAVE to sign it in blood?

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>>18363979
What if you signed it with your cum?

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>>18363979
No, but it'll make her wetter than a waterfall if you do.
If you don't even read the contract and don't break eye contact while doing it then she'll officially be the wettest location on Earth.

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>>18363978
Being aggressively cuddled by a Jinko would be shocking but very comfortable.

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>>18363963
The duality of Demons.
Hot dang thanks mang. Always a pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363978
Rape can be loving too anon!

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>>18363963
>"Hmmhmm... so, you signed it. I wonder what will happen now~"
>(Kyaa! He signed it! Kyaa! What should I do now?! What do we start with?! So many- Kyaa! This is real, its really happening! Kyaaaa!)

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>>18363975
Time to take a walk outside anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363832
Oh Jinko-chan, you don't know what you just got wrapped up in.

>>18363963
Cute demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363993
Rape is not loving!

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>>18363976
>Apophis-chan decides it's her turn, pushing the Anubis off as she protests and tries to get back to sucking.
>"You girls are adorable~ Let me show you..."
>As she speaks, she shoves you back down onto the bed forcefully.
>"How..."
>As the other girls watch she pulls up your legs and forcefully spreads them.
>"It's..."
>With a sharp prick, she quickly bites your thigh and pumps a dose of her venom into you that causes your dick to swell and become almost painfully hard.
>"Done!"
>And with a loud squishing noise, she impales herself of your dick, sending titanic waves of pleasure through your body as your lower half is pressed against the bed by her body.
>Before you can even catch your breath, her hips are already slamming against you faster than you could've even imagined, her pussy squeezing tight enough to make a Baphomet blush.
>As her servants watch on in awe, her upper body starts swaying back and forth hypnotically, and as she rides you mesmerizes you with her bellydancing.
>All you can do is stare into her eyes and at her swaying body as your world explodes into an hour long constant orgasm and your legs involuntarily wrap around her waist.
>When you wake up, it's morning and you've been cleaned.
>You can see steam emanating from the room you know is the palace bath chamber, and you're being snuggled by the Pharaoh, the Anubis and the Sphinx all of whom have cute smiles on their faces.

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>>18364028
WELP. I'm spent. That's literally the dream right there. Gonna enjoy the comfy ever-nightlife desert kingdom with my harem at my side and lavish away the era in hedonistic pleasure and happiness with all those amazing girls.
Now I'm imagining the Apophis going over bellydancing with each of them, the Pharaoh being a natural, the Sphinx being cute but good in her own way, and the Anubis being all awkward and inexperienced at it, so she gets teased and bullied- sexually.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that you shouldn't hit on the girls at the gym, they're there to lift and are weak to not doing the asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364028
>>18363944
>>18363900
>>18363876
I'm gonna be saving these, thank you stranger anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363490
She's too big for her own good, dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364028
Now THAT is a grape harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364064
Just imagine if that Apophis manages to get some Khepri and a Ghandharva into your harem.
Then it'd be perfection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364081
Aww don’t thank us, thank the [MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX]!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364099
Don't get mad at them, they're the leading employers of automaton behind constructions companies and law enforcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364028
A gentleman of impeccable taste. You'll make a grape snake very happy one day, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363832
>GAO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364106
I hope it's because I set her up with a guy because I'm already taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364108
Jinkos truly need help in this modern world

[Anonymous No.]

This is how you make a Cat Girl happy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7SCCTNILnk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364113
All wild girls need help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364108
That tiger needs tome tummy rubs. Turn that angry 'GAO!'ing into flustered chuffs.

Damnit, I know there's a pic of a jinko getting belly rubs out there, but I cannot find it.

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>>18364096
I can see it now.
>Warm firelight lighting a spacious luxury room filled with pillows and beds and other soft furniture
>Several goblets and wine bottles are scattered across the place along with golden platters with mostly eaten aphrodisiac fruits
>Low, slow and chill guitar music echoes around the room, evocative and playful
>It's coming from a Gandharva sitting in a lounge of pillows, her pussy oozing with a fresh creampie as she giggles drunkenly
>A Sphinx lays sprawled out near her, giggling herself as she digests her 'meal' of sex as well
>A bit further, a wide eyed yet excitable Anubis with a fat booty is standing up and trying to bellydance
>She's not good at it, and whenever she looks particularly awkward a roar of laughter comes in from the pharaoh watching her, sipping from a goblet of wine in one hand and a goblet of cum in the other , ordering her with her godvoice to 'try again~', the dildo in the Anubis not making things easier
>Finally, pan over to the main bed, where three completely identical petite gorgeous Khepri are all bobbing in unison on their master's dick, throbbing and full, one on the shaft and one to each ball, looking up with innocent purple irises to make sure their ministrations to their king are perfection
>All of this tied by the winding thread of an extra long purple tail that ends coiled behind (You), and the smiling, triumphant and smug Apophis attached to it, resting your head on her breasts and taking turns feeding you and herself grapes infused with pure demonic energy
>She smiles down and you smile back up, leaning in for a tongue-stuffed kiss, so passionate and deep that she happily squeals into your mouth and claps her hands twice
>And then the whole room rises and walks over, sauntering into bed with you, each with submissive seductive smiles on their face as they present their bodies to you for your pleasure
>GOOD END

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364121
This is where huge dire werewolf is at an interview and trying to explain how her ability to take down an elk on her own is a strength in an HR position isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Which mg is most likely to tear a man away from his human family and begin a new family with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364126
Just yours.

[Anonymous No.]

Idol Apophis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364140
Is going to be my venom, my poison, my toxic love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364140
She knows just what she's doing with that mic stand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364124
Damn anon. That's a damn godly end indeed. Apophis are best, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364128
>alps
>stealing a man
Nigga what?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about Idolmaster MGs?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:
>The Epic of Gilgamesh, but with monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364124
Just imagine the best part of all that besides the sex anon.
The cute everyday life stuff you and your harem would get up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364161
I want to dick the idolmonsters so I'm out of luck.
Cute russian one a best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364167
$5 says the first thing Anubis does is try to work out a sex schedule so that they can all share you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363832
>>18364108
>>18364122

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364167
There's too many possibilities to even begin to grasp how comfy that life would be, aye.
Like all shopping together for their clothes, or romantic strolls around the lively hoppin' town, or sampling exotic meals, or even them taking on similar yet corrupted/graped versions of their previous roles.
>>18364178
Bingo. And the khepris go unseen for a good portion of the day, rolling up free dark matter that collects in the streets of the lewd dark-realm city and bringing it back at night to present in an ornate and ritualistic manner. To which they all get cute headpats.
And anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
Pet the kitty!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
That is my life's ambition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
This kid has the most interesting adventures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364125
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364122
This one?
>>18364186
LN is too good for us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
Too cute.
>>18364201
Bingo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
Jinko is going to get addicted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
>Sound of jinko going into heat

[Anonymous No.]

Rubbing jinko tummies with your chinpo!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364186
What is Automanee's face trying to convey? Is she getting ideas that she can do with her master once he grows up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364157
It can happen when a girl is too passive to act or too pushy for the man's tastes and frequently ends with the other girl committing seppuku over the great shame of losing to an alp.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fluff wife tail
https://twitter.com/matunome/status/960925281417543680

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364126
Apophis and Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364232
We need some more off profile Gazers. They are cute and deserve prolonged eye contact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364219
I support the idea from a few threads back that she is thinking of how she'll capture a Smug Squad harem for her otouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364178
>the Anubis, technically, has never been graped, just ordered around by the pharaoh’s god voice to be lewd
>she was afraid something like this might happen but was too meek to speak up to her pharaoh
>all in all though, the Apophis isn’t that bad of a ruler
>the fact that the desert is now a dark demon realm isn’t that bad, considering it was a green realm to start with
>from the peasants perspective, it might even be better since they’re no longer slaves to construction
>if only she had the free will to let her king know she could still be of use to him administratively too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364246
>off profile
Biggest meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364246
We need a gazer with short hair and tail and some form of clothing to cover their naked ink body up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364256
>She gets the perfect chance when she's the last one awake after an afternoon long orgy.
>She's about to bring it up to anon but looking down just sees him looking up at her drowsily.
>She just smiles, kisses him on the forehead and lets herself collapse onto him for post sex cuddling as they fall asleep.
No one can resist the comfy anon. No one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364256
>>18364268
She fills a vital role, even if she doesn't realize it. They all do, and hers is very special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auHuwRAYDPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364251
But that's only when a Manticore wrongs him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364140
Would she be willing to give Otohime advice?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound is scared of the thunder, give her comfort!

[Losenis No.]

Hello. Chapter 4 of Victory and Defeat.
https://pastebin.com/dXvbH4RE

Took extra long because writing action scenes is absolute hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364167
>besides the sex
Good joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364274
>>18364268
Ya but stop trying to force the poor desert wan to belly dance. It makes her very uncomfortable and feels like a punishment to her.

[Anonymous No.]

What girls would wear a see-through dress like the whore of Babylon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364300
No can do, Bateman. I would do anything for my loves- but I won't do that. Her cute flustered face is just too adorable when she's trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364297
According to advertisers, all I need to do is grab her from behind and apply a constant, comforting pressure around her upper body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364306
Bateman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364299
Bully the lilim for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364311
https://youtu.be/pQdpOKVukCQ
I guess I misremembered him saying Bateman, the point stands. I got an 8:30 res at Nervous Wan. They got a GREAT- inexperienced bellydance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364313

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364323
I don’t have to answer anything from a person wearing a dick on their hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364329
Don't be a dickhead, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364323
No I just like some light bullying

[Anonymous No.]

How exactly does a monster’s aura work? How can they make a person feel something so intensely just through their presence? Most interesting, how can they make someone want to do something?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364351
Well imagine the hottest woman you've ever seen, and then she's somehow magically hotter, and then she asks you to take your pants off. I'm sure that technique alone has a 60% success rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364368
But why should I? Just because she asked?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364381
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362161
All that practice playing FPS games makes them killing machines!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364381
She asked, and that has implications. It's a physical and magical appeal to your deepest primal needs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364390
And if I can no longer fill those needs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362161
Alps love to wield swords and guns because it subconsciously reminds them of cocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364382
Kitty or Noob?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364397
Then you're either alped or magically repaired until you can.

I kind of want to see some castrated order zealot get MAMONO MANA'd until he's intact again, then get his virginity raped away tenderly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364382
Sexy sandwan.

[Anonymous No.]

Men belong in the fight!

[Anonymous No.]

Best dragon coming through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364405
Shouldn't that be all monsters then? Monsters are always thinking of dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364415
Indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364430
You posted the wrong picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364429
I agree completely.
We must all stand up against the Demon Lord and traitors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364434
Monsters that aren't in denial just go for plain old dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364430
Where's the puss puss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364443
But so do the ones that are in denial!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364429
What if you're crippled?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364429
Still need to get round to making that "onee-sama" salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364446
Zatoichi and Daredevil could fight while blind so just hop in a wheelchair and go dribble a ball with all your heart!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be the leader of a pack of human and monster raiders, charging into battle atop your trusty demon realm boar
>ywn be the only single one in the group because no woman has managed to match you in mounted combat
The greatest love blooms on the battlefield

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364390
>>18364414
Doesn’t it seem pathetic to need someone else to make you happy? You are all you have and if you can’t why should you bring others into this? What is so special about being happy with another person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364453
Would salamanders think it would be "fair" to fight a blindman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364460
>Demon realm boar
Well that's fucking terrifying. It'd make an excellent war steed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364464
They'd just put on a blindfold, duh. Unless the blind man said they felt patronized by this and told her to fight him like any other opponent lest she disgrace both him and herself before the gods of war

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364460
That girl looks so happy.
Is the husband heartpupiling or is that just the shade?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364462
lol

>>18364464
Only if he was demonstrably capable of holding his own in a fight somehow.
They're in it for the challenge, not pure victory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364462
>need someone else to make you happy
It's proven fact that humans as a species need social and intimate relationships, and that a lack of it can have all sorts of physical/emotional consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364450
Sally's scary big sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364476
>Scary
That should be aneki, shouldn't it? Onee-san's are gentle and soft and thus wizards at Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364434

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364460
>>ywn be the only single one in the group because no woman has managed to match you in mounted combat
What if they all fought you at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364487
Honor would dictate that you go full Lu Bu and wreck all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364487
The law of conservation of ninjutsu says multiple foes are easier to beat than one so all I need to do is tell them that I don't want to trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364474
Really? Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364460
>Never beaten in mounted combat
Are you polish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364479
Why is she climbing up the stairs on all fours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364508
She *really* wants that ice cream

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364512

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364512
Can’t she hold it? She’s going to lose some by it dripping

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364518
>Anon gets adopted by an Echidna.
>It's not a bad life
>He just wishes his Onee-sans would quit it with the sluttery whenever he walks into a room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364518
Cute girls acting slutty with ice cream is amazing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G7MgaRS0MIE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364518
That snake is cute. I bet she's a great mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364529
That is a lot of snake. I want to oil it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364524
>adopted by an Echidna
Makes sense. Humans would be their forbidden fruit, always just out of the reach of their womb

[Anonymous No.]

>ATF knocks on the door one day
>Find out your Kikimora maid has somehow managed to acquire around 100 guns without holding a job and without affecting your finances
>Turns out her sister works for Colt and has been gifting them to her
>She insists that they're only for defending her master
>When asked why she needs so many guns to defend a single person, she responds with "It's faster than reloading"
>The ATF agents aren't entirely satisfied, but are willing to accept that she's not a threat and her collection requires no action
>Once they leave, you ask her if she wants to go to the range sometime
>Her face lights up as she tells you that she'd love to

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364535
I've actually always imagined that Echidnas can give birth to humans, but it's exceedingly rare. Like One in a Billion chance, and then an extra low chance of that human being male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364476
Well it was more like a CC sally that has the closed eyes thing going on and looks after other salamanders and lizardwomen
Also shitscaring her tribe when she opens her eyes and be's serous

[Anonymous No.]

At this moment I am euphoric, not because my sense of justice is driven by a desire to please some god, but because martial arts have made me the person I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364547
>Also shitscaring her tribe when she opens her eyes and be's serous
I love this trope far more than I probably should. I need her, just once, to half open her eyes at me and say"araaaaa? Anon, you wouldn't [do thing], would you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364541
>OH ANON ANON! It’s hatching! What do you think it is this time? I’ve got a good feeling about this one!
>[CRACK]
>[CRACK]
>[CRACK]
>Anon? What is it? I’m scared! Is it sick? Did I do something wrong? I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD MOM!
>Honey relax, you’re never going to believe it. We’re going to have to redo all of our baby goods.
>What why? What is it? Is it a slime, a chaos group? What? What?
>Say hello to your first ever son! Dear? Dear?
>She has fainted and is mumbling over and over again “I have a son”
>It took her several times to wake up from the shock

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364554
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364562
You mean like Lucuoa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364572
She's a solid example of the archetype, yeah. I'd also take her as my onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl would be best suited towards being a crazed member of a Monstergirl Yakuza group?
We're talking Majima levels of crazy here.
https://youtu.be/Y9z-cE3poaM

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364592
>Mad Dog Majima
Kobold with an eye-patch! Give it to me now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364567
>Anon grows up being pampered by his Onee-sans and adored by the sisters his age.
>If any girl dares break his heart their social life won't survive.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364562
>When the sweet, soft-looking mature lady salamander turns out to be an absolute beast of war.
It would be great to see just how much that demeanour breaks when onee sama is excited

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364596
>They are all so in love with him they don't act lewd in fear of corrupting him
>He's so rare that they're all super dedicated to him and want to make sure that only the best monster in the world can marry him
>He is naturally well endowed from being born from a monster, but still acts completely normal and innocent, as a boy his age should be

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364609
Would monsters find staring at babies genitillia strange? Why the fuck do people like to point out little baby Jimmie's wee wee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364607
>when onee sama is excited
My mind immediately interpreted that in a sexual manner. Also, ara ara eyes shut basilisk or gazer for maximum effect Y/Y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364572
>>18364579
Speaking of, why does she have heterochomia?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the best immoral sex you can have with a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364634
Wight skullfucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364607
>Fight with onee sama salamander wearing a heavy jacket
>Fundamental skills are their but she only appears to just lightly above average
>Her tail fire has been increasing at a steady pace for some time now.
>Anon manages to get get a glancing wound on her face.
>She touches her cheek and looks at the blood. (or at least he things so, cant tell with hey eyes closed like that) before licking it
"Ara...It's been a while... too long in fact that I've felt this way"
>She grips her jacket and tosses it aside, revealing what looks like a plated vest and shorts
"Now look what you've done, you've gotten me all EXCITED!"
>with her shout, her tail fire erupts into a massive blazing inferno. here eyes open and are locked on anon like he's the only thing that exists
>The peanut gallery of lizard folk have gone dead silent with a sense of terror.
>Onee-mander ready's her blade again, but there's an entire shift in the mood if the fight.
"Now then... why don't you ready that sword, and play with me some more?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

surprised theres no "this robot is trained to fuck you" edit with an automaton

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364634
Staring into a Basilisk's eyes while holding both her hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364634
Obligatory "missionary for the sole purpose of recreation" response

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364634
Buggering a dark preist in the ass at the front of a whole some church and suggesting to the nuns to join in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364766
Fuck, I meant procreation

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364649
The best Wight is a Wight who isn't afraid to say that she enjoys a good skullfucking once in a while even though it's shameful for a Madame of her stature.

>>18364705
I'd buy an idol Siren's CD even if all the tracks were about her love for dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you have a 52 strong harem?
Or just one of each suit that you would fuck to acehood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364705
Argh, the sea be a cruel mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364766
>for the sole purpose of recreation
That's the kind of stuff a tsundere monster girl would say even though she insists on not using any form of birth control.

>>18364749
>>18364769
Now that's truly outrageous. Responsibility must be taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364785
>Fucking them to acehood
Don't you mean fucking them back to acehood? For a trumpart being an ace should be the alpha and the omega at once, like they're a voluptuous woman and a tiny loli at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364694
We need more onee salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364694
>>18364811
>Trying not to corrupt their otouto.
>By using real metal swords instead of Demon-Silver swords.

The most dangerous spare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364811
>wearing a collar
MERE
FEMALE
AMPHIBIAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364767
This sounds like the grand reveal of a monster takeover.
>The whole village is gathered at the Order church for the weekly prayers
>Head nun suddenly reveals that she has fallen
>Gets sodomised by her husband in front of everyone
>Succubi start to swarm the place
>They claim single men and corrupt women
>By the end of the day the church has become a full blown orgy
>Meanwhile the Chief God is seething because her statue got covered in semen and other love juices

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364868
Thanks for the news Rata-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364785
I just want a single teenager Hearts Trumpart to go to Wonderland high school with and enjoy a deranged teenage love with.
JK monster girls are severely under appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Hex Maniac Kitsune and I want it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364932
A Crazy-eyed, dark purple-furred Fox lady?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364899
Rata-chan is an hypocrite. She reports on a Lilim striking when she herself walks around with her whole tail out in public.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364942
Black fur, but yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Under the sea, under the sea yadda yadda yadda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364785
If your harem bears closer relation to a statistic than wives, you fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364961
I'm not sure what fish this is supposed to be, but do they normally have tumblr noses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364975
They have yellow beaks so kind of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364649
>>18364782
But what happens to her eye in the meantime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364811
Making onee salamander wear a maid dress after winning a fight against her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364932
I thought Hex Maniacs were mandatory cows since they sell milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Burn baby burn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364476
Sally's even scarier biggest sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365180
This one's totally my type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365194
But are you her type? If you're a weakling, she might just have to step on you to show you your place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365234
How do I prove myself to a beast like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365234
Weak Anons who have a thing for fiery lizards should get good or accept being one's stress relief squire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365239
You make a lot of scratches on her and make sure she's at least panting near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365285
>trying to use AGI+STA build against a Salamander of all creatures
This is going to end badly for me.

[Anonymous No.]

I just had a great idea anons, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Holstaur, I don't know how we haven't thought of this before when it fits so well.

Have a Holstaur in a different small outfit to grab your attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365329
You want a genki cheerleader Holst to get rammed by a whole football team?
Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364299
Very nice, I appreciate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365337
Anon if want to live out your sloppy Xths fetish I suggest you go somewhere else.
What I want is a big busty cowgirl in a tiny little outfit bouncing around all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365359
I just called it gross, no I don't want to live out something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365365
Then why is that the first thing that came to your mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365374
Because cheerleaders and football teams, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365337
>>18365380
You'd think a monstergirl cheerleading squad would have enough members for everyone.

Really, the cheerleaders would probably be all of the players' wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365380
Anon when I think of cheerleaders I think of sexy bodies jumping around and getting all sweaty in a small lewd outfit, and it makes me want to see a Holstaur in one of said outfits, I don't even like sports so I don't think about the actual players or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you considered jogging today?

[Anonymous No.]

Defend Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365455
She's got a nice tan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364592
Yakuza Jinko with a megaphone yelling
>KIRYU-CHAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365443
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363217
Yes, but the gym bunny yetis like it when you call them ab-dominable

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365469
She keeps turning up in the weirdest places.
>>18365479
Well I have and I will!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365483
I wonder who could be behind this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365455
Pharaoh kingdoms are fair and free, the inhabitants are happy and the economy is great but it's just a boring place.
Apophis kingdoms that can barely hold any sort of structure because of how graped everyone is are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365507
>but it's just a boring place.

Only in your mind!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365536
Aside from going shopping in the bazar and maybe participating in the huge celebrations the Pharaoh holds I don't see how one would have fun there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365583
What would be fun then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365443
>>18365484
A Salamander won't get wet if you just go running, that's how a Cockatrice would react.
You need a full body physical training to attract flame amphibians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365618
All the lewd stuff especially with graped monster girls. That aside just being a lazy bum and food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365638
There is still a lot of lewd stuff going on in the pharaoh kingdom though. Best of both worlds without any smelly grape snake to mess with the the glorious Pharaoh.

Pharaohs shouldn't serve. They should rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365654
>He doesn't want to have his own graped Pharaoh sex slave
You're going to end up building a pyramid among the mummies if you keep letting your admiration for the Pharaoh blind you.

[Anonymous No.]

Give my ideas for a story and I'll write about it after work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365682
Assuming you want simple so I'll try to keep it simple as well.
Something involving minichuff needing a friend due to worrying about her size compared to other tigers.
Something involving a man working at a leather company who needs to make a very specialized collar for a rather demanding MG.
Sugar sweet interactions between a married man and weresheep on a farm where their only problem is finding their daughter someone to play with.
Too lazy to come up with more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18362967
>Reach down to headpat the shark despite all the signs saying don't headpat the shark
>"Cut" hand open, "bleed" SE all over her face
>She licks it up like a puppy licks peanut butter
>Follows you around the beach all day like afore mentioned puppy
>Rapes you like a puppy once you linger at the beach long after every one else has left, nothing but the moonlight glistening off her scales and pale skin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365718
>rapes
>like a puppy
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365723
I think we just discovered something dark and terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365723
Unrelenting. Excitement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365718
>Rapes you like a puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365718
stealth KDF falseflag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364975
parrotfish?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you go for a meal at Tricoromille?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365751
I dunno, I'm not a huge fan of cafes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365735
I'm insulted

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365751
I sure would and hopefully leave with a cute succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365620
So I just wasted an hour of my life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365812
No, that was still an hour of exercise if you really did go for a run. Good job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365620
I still want a strongfat salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365817
I run 20km a week. This week going for 30 though because I'm feeling up to it. It's not much but it's still more than most people do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365751
I'd call out the shy redhead Succubus server and order a stack of prisoner fruit pancakes then make her eat them with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365836
It's great you have the drive to keep that up and even improve on it. Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365812
Running is a viral part of physical training. I'm just saying you need to do push-ups, crunches and all that other stuff.

>>18365831
Strongfat Salamanders would have a peculiar mentality and value a very strength driven style of battle.
Would you prefer her to wield a comically large sword or a blunt weapon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365862
It can't be helped. You know what it's like to skip running? You start feeling really anxious, can't sit still at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365875
Comically large axe, she'd be nice that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365424
But that means no amateur but still energetic family cheering them in from the audience!

>>18365723
You've never been raped by a puppy? It's almost cute when they latch onto and start trying to humor despite having no idea what they're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365751
Pardon me for being retarded, but this is out, right? That RJ code isn't pulling anything up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365885
>>18365875
Someone dumped dex for strength

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366011
What if she's only got 1 int because that was her dump stat?

[Anonymous No.]

BAD TOUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366026
Then she'd be a potato.
She'd probably have lower int and wisdom instead, maybe lower charisma.

She'd be cute regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

What is it like inside a Trumpart's card?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365985
Yes it's out.

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ214381.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366062
Sticky on your thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366065
>Salamander so edgy her flame is blue
>Disease attribute Dragon with a scythe

I wonder what kind of Anon would marry these two

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366062
NEET room for the clubs.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Doki-Doki-Monstergirl-722114275

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366026
She doesn't need to be a genius tactician to smash her opponents with her axe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366075
I'd take either if they'd take me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366089
That's not the autistic bait image I expected anon, that's text. I ain't reading that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18363393
>Various supplemental statements from Kenkou Cross have clarified that alraunes can move about by pulling up their roots and using them to walk. Their husbands can even hold desk jobs due to this, though their wife may distract them from work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366116
OK Oscar.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if griffons can do that feather shooting thing video game birds tend to do

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366098
But she needs to know some things.
I mean, she's not going to need me to read for her now is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366173
My houseplants look pretty droopy around this time of year. Winter must be harsh for Alraunes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366157
What about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru Cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366190
That's a headband!
You are a faker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366186
>griffon so stir crazy alone in the mountains she's started to shout into cups

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366183
Only if they're single.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366204
>gyaru selkie cosplaying as more popular monster girls to get attention

[Anonymous No.]

Got a couple story ideas.

>young tribal boy is taken in by a kind teenage sorceress, they get separated for ten years, he grows up to be a cool warrior and searches for her, fantasy theme
>ostracized rancher living alone in the mountains finds an injured mute holstaur, he takes care of her and over time they fall in love despite judgement from the church, western theme
>widower meets a nice white horn at his office job, he gradually warms up to the idea of moving on, has a cute daughter who likes monsters, contemporary theme

What are you in the mood for? I'm open to changing MG species too. I'll probably write them all eventually, I just need to pick something for now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366246
But I like Selkies.
She doesn't need to pretend to b a cuddle cat to get my attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366259
3rd story, does the daughter eventually turn into a monster too? Would be cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366259
>What are you in the mood for?
The sweet release of death

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366227
>”...ufu...”
>”....husband.... will rape me....”
>”...ufu...”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366062
Like a sock full of jello!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366259
That first one sounds really good to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366269
Nah, I have my own setting fluff in mind and corruption isn't part of it.

I guess I should mention I wasn't planning on including any sex scenes, but if I come up with something that fits I'm not against it.

[Anonymous No.]

Valentines day is less than a week away anons, how would you and your waifu celebrate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299
We would mandate all non-couples be confined into orgy chambers. What happens in the orgy-chambers stays in the orgy-chambers.
My wife is not a kind ruler, but she is fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299
fluffing the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366302
That sounds like the opposite of romantic love, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299
The good Lady would have a special treat in store for the whole realm. Her dressed up in a Cupid outfit with a bow on loan from the church of Eros, gleefully shooting down single men to spread love throughout the town.
And then riding me senseless with a plethora of aphrodisiacs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366291
>I wasn't planning on including any sex scenes
Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366314
Romantic love is for couples only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299
I'd come back to a tubby, mint green cheshire in a ribbon

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299
This! >>18360944

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299
I’ve told you this before but here we go again: I’d surprise her at her Valentine’s Day special taping with flowers and a kiss, then after princess carrying her to her dressing room we’d have a quickie; then I’d take her shopping in little Zipangu which would end up with us getting dinner in her favorite dumpling place; then we’d go home, put on a movie, and make a daughteru or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366320
Like I said, I'm not opposed to including them, but I would prefer if they didn't break the tone of the story. I try to just follow my gut when writing and let it develop on its own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366321
Guess you’re SOL then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18365751
Do they have open mic nights? I know enough piano to play a song or two.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that you don't get to 'decide' when you get to conceive a daughteru with a monstergirl. Their fertility rates are far too low for you to say 'hurr, I make daugheru today!' so stop.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/M5L5M2F8

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366402
Not with that attitude you don't because there's always tentacle forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366403
Nice, was hoping someone would pastebin it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366403
Ah, this beauty from earlier. I hope you write more stuff in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364299
I must say I quite enjoy the interaction between maverick and Derrota. Oh and the foreshadowing that is only likely to be solved by more chapters.
what's the deal with that Cheshire? How much is Derrota aware of that Maverick isn't? Will people stir shit up for involving rifled guns?

Line 89 feels off somehow.
One of the lines in line 359 and 469 could use a space ("obscuredby","faceher"). Dunno if this is helpful but figured might as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366425
I didn't write it, I just found it on Infinitychan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366402
This. Using daughterus as a measure of how much sex you're going to have at a given time is a retarded low effort cop out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361575
>He'd just get told to fuck off
>the thought of me posting that shit at TFT because no one would want it here
no thanks, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361621
No. Just an old one that refers to sexy but not obscene. Like pinup art. From a time when the preferred entendre for sex was whoopee. Ironically dates back to when gay still meant gay and not homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366457
Gee willikers!

[Anonymous No.]

https://devi-lacroix.tumblr.com/post/170591188863/blackbird-hated-battlefields-they-were-messy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366402
>>18366436
How about you fuck off? This is my fantasy I can headcanon it anyway I want to. And I’m putting daughterus in my Lilim waifu wether you like it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366477
Jeez anon if you're going to shitpost with stories at least go all out. You could post garbage from /chaos/ or stories from tft but tumblr stories are just lazy baiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366477
>that’s a penis.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366428
>Line 89 feels off somehow.
>"How did return in one piece?"
Yes, I forgot the 'you' between did and return. Thanks for the heads up. Fixed it along with the two missed spaces.

>what's the deal with that Cheshire?
>How much is Derrota aware of that Maverick isn't?
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>Will people stir shit up for involving rifled guns?
Rifling was very well possible at the time of muskets, just terribly expensive and sometimes even useless as smoke built up in formations and reloading turned messy. I figured that for a gun given to a single person whose job isn't to stand in formation and shoot as quickly as she could, and can also clean it easily with hocus pocus, it'd be more than justified compared to a smoothbore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366489
I'm sorry man, it's just it feels like a really overused meme at this point. Don't mind me I'm just angry.

[Anonymous No.]

Wererabbits deserve more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366533
They have such fluffy thighs that I want to sleep on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366520
>spoiler
Oh dear lord we’re in for a wild ride aren’t we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366299

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366556
You like that NERD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366556
Shouldn't you be in /mggg/ making sure we dont die like usual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18361621
The gay term of ‘cheesecake’ is ‘beefcake’. Remember that next time a bro calls you that in the gym, they’re probably an Alp in denial!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366569
[Spoiler] crap got my tabs confused again [/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366556
>whisky and waifu
A good combo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366533
Rabbits need big thighs and asses >>168199666

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366089
The story is bland, the choices of monster transformations for the girls don't seem fitting, and there's no pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366067
Thanks kindly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366520
Who is that in the picture and is she related to the story in some way?
>spoiler
Heh.
>gun thing
That makes sense.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366533
Rabbit need big thighs and big asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366311

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366635
Left is better. Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366652
She's not better at her job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366642
And yank that tail I hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366533
People talk about big meaty paws and those being bad but no one talks about those gigantic meaty pillow cushions they have on them. You could rest your head on her lap and fall asleep quickly on her soft cushion thighs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD.

[Anonymous No.]

LIVE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366782
OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366782
No, dead!
I'm going to find and make muscle zombies and no one can stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366787
Oh no I did not
expect this
consequence
Help

[Anonymous No.]

write simple haiku
for your dearly beloved
we guess who she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
The loss of a life
Rebirth into devotion
Her greatest treasure

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
quiet, gentle, kind
strong but also soft and warm
horns, rockin' titties

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366861
I'm gonna guess wisp.

Great word choice, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366882
Dragon zombie actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Very smart and cute
She learns much from her mountain home
But she is easy to tease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
A spade tail she has
And wings to cuddle me with
Red eyes, staring mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Mischievous Grin
She loves to earn my laughter
Had too many sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Pale skin and blonde hair
Claws that reach into your soul
Always elegant

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366875
Holst?

>>18366888
Crow Tengu.

>>18366894
Demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
In far-away sands
Is the only wan I love
A brown-skinned beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366903
>Demon
Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366903
>Crow Tengu.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366903
>Holst?
Corrrect!

>>18366904
Definitely Anubis. Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366901
Wight,

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366904
Anubis

>>18366909
I was bouncing between that or succubus but thought it was too obvious.

>>18366911
Was laid out pretty well.

>>18366916
Almost went mino before remembering the quite part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366919
Yep

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366916
>>18366921
>Anubis
Yup! I was thinking about using "one" instead of "wan" to make it harder, but it would next to impossible to get that way. Plus I thought it was kinda clever, she would probably scowl at me for making a joke like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366936
Puns are always welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Fashionably warm
Such an adorable blush
She carries me home

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366840
She has millennia of pent up lust. It's gonna be a long long night for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Generous black coat
the sun beating down on us
my soul's oasis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366950
White horn.

>>18366955
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366897
I'm thinking either Cheshire or some kind of fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366897
Cheshire

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366965
Cheshire is correct.

>>18366966
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366962
White horn is right. It's very cold where I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366962
As much as I love anubis I can't stand the heat. Maybe I should have made it about winter instead?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
big ole fluffy butt
her red headband now gone astray
my pelivs is broke

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366989
Ushi

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Flesh mixed with metal
Both a weapon and a wife
Endless devotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366998
Cursed Sword.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366998
Cursed Sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366992
how did you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367018
THe lovers of spider cows, like the spider cow themself, are not subtle

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366983
Silly weresheep, summer isn't for a few months yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Two babies we made
Her body soft and her tail long
Mere vermin we are

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366955
Generous black coat
ice melting at her soft touch
the sun at my side

There, I'm happier with this. It's always winter where I live so cuddling up to an anubis on a dark, snowy night would be divine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367010
>>18367005
Yeah, Cursed Swords are anything but subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Always your best friends
Soft paws and loving brown eyes
Tails wagging non-stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367018
Red headband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Big eyes, bigger fluff
I can never get enough
of this smug beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367028
Large mouse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367018
The ebin pelvis meme, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367037
Kobold

>>18367042
Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Short of skirt, long of jacket
That ass just won't quit
Belly rubs for chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366983
This Weresheep looks like she came here to laugh at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367050
Wait, shit.

That ass just won't quit
Short of skirt, long of jacket
Belly rubs for chuffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367048
Incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Tall, slim, and lonely
Your body heat sustains her
Waiting on the throne

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367058
Poor ice queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367050
Jinkos are cute.


>>18367058
Vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367042
Gazer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367062
Correct

>>18367063
That could work too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367063
You're damn right they're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366065
>Warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367066
Correct

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367087

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367031
Damn that sounds nice. I hope you call her 'sunshine' just to make her blush.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367087
>>18367094
>Wurm-chan writes her own name

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367101
Fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367023

sh-shes not a cow!
shes just a little husky during winter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367115
Suuuuuuure she is.
And sneaking those pies are just for 'gains' right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367111
No bully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367118
The dumbest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367043
You are (mostly) correct!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367127
Ok, that mouse is made for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367048
>Kobold
Correct!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367123
She's not dumb, she just prefers simple solutions to her problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367117
Big girls gotta eat something besides my wiener(s').

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367152
>wiener(s')
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367149
>The Anon Wurm-chan likes is in the other side of the city
>She charges straight into him, disregarding everything in her way

[Anonymous No.]

>>18364294
Otohime-chan is only 17 years old!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367159
Wurm-chan is going to fix everything she broke before getting any dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
At sanity's edge
An endless doom bringing
The seven geases

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Queen of all my heart
Rules over me with Kindness
She got big tiddy and booty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367188
Pretty radical depiction of Shoggoth, I gotta say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
She is a hostess
Who just wants the best for us
It is snowing on Mt. Fuji.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367196
Queen slime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367196
Jabberwocky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367198
Yuki-Onna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367198
Kej

[Anonymous No.]

sexy medium violet oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367202
>>18367203
Both wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367196
Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367213
Got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367197
It's a chaos species but not Shoggoth
The last line is a dead giveaway if you're into the whole Cthulhu mythos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367231
I know that geas is a type of mind control so I figured I was close enough. I haven't read much Lovecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon Dumplings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367241
That's a meaty dragon.
Or perhaps I should say, 'doughragon'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367241
I wanna stick her pot and stuff her with beef!

[Anonymous No.]

Do onis ever need a bit of liquid courage to ask they guy they like out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Foe of Jehuty
Covets mighty metatron
Has cute perky ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367267
Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367270
Nailed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367241
She better hold that platter level, otherwise all her delicious buns will fall on the floor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367273
>>18367267
And now I'm wondering what a Jehuty monstergirl would look like...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367238
You're right about that.
The Seven Geases is a short story about a man who receives a geas to offer himself up to an elder deity. This story is notable because it features the first appearance of Atlach-Nacha

[Anonymous No.]

Is game out there like harvest moon but with monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367286
Jehuty is Horus Behudty, who was Anubis' uncle, and appears with a blue falcon head and huge wings. So probably some kind of huge christmas cakey harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

The great debate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367328
Fuck, wrong thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367311
No, but I think there exists a Stardew Valley mod that adds monster girls to replace the livestock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
A mothers warm love
A fertile erotic body
I’m never thirsty

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367331
I mean, it could work here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367311
Rune Factory had a mermaid if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367349
Oh my. What do the Human Girls in the town think of your incredibly thick Holsts?

How do you explain to Robin, that carpenter girl, that the barn you're asking her to build is actually for heavy-chested Holstaurs and Minotaurs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367328
Elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367374
Correct.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367369
I would love a warm, sleepy Childhood friend Holst with a Cassie-tier body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367369
I wouldn't know, I kept it vanilla. I feel like my wife and daughter might take issue with me buying a dozen women over at Marnie's place though. That and I named all of my animals after female King of Fighters characters so shit could get confusing.

>Shermie, Yuri and Vanessa as holstaurs
Now we're getting somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Obsidian Scales
Clingy and crazy for me
She loves me too much

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367365
RF4 has a butterfly girl too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Golden shinning heart
Shake the planet with your love
Bear hugs, ribs breaking

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Cheshire-Cat-X-Marco-Miller-719440224

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367414
Apophis.

>>18367419
Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367421
>Apophis.
No but Apophis is one of my top ten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367424
Black dragon then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367414
The resident blackdragonfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367421
It's a dragon, and a black one just like the other anon but I left that part out.

Step up your dragon game, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367429
Hows a blackdragon different from a normal one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367441
She's more dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367428
>>18367429
Hi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367446
More possessive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367448
Some anons are less anon than others.

[Anonymous No.]

So, for blackdragonfags we have Alp, Not!Alp and now the resident dragonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

Be careful when fighting a Monkey Monk, they know several butt-based techniques, like vacuum butt cannon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BqPIkWjA90

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367420
I can't tell if the guy is excited, angry or just had the biggest fart in all of his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367459
I think the dragonfag is the one nano done a request for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367463
>
That anime was a mistake, didn’t it sucked so hard that it killed the manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367459
>>18367458
I mean, considering theres at least 2 other anons with a black dragon i don't think we should care, and also alp is a blackdragonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367463
Keijo is terrible and I would harshly judge a Kakuen that let her self go so low as to copy anything from it.

>>18367474
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367241
I want a High Orc with those proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367417
Also a dirty knife-ear.
But they don’t really count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367475
Because the thread takes perverse joy in cataloguing anyone who makes themselves identifiable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366635
Can Mummies achieve an enhanced state in the way that Ghosts and Zombies can?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367414
>>18367428
Would have thought it was that one guy's Akantor OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367499
Maybe KC will release a mummy lord girl in the future

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367499
I don't know but I want to get a job from the pharoah keeping them in line and making them into a fighting force!
Gonna build muscle!

[Anonymous No.]

Beating a loli Salamander in a clearly unfair battle and groping her while she's defenseless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367499
Promoting a mummy to a Pharaoh sounds like a dangerous endeavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367502
> mummy lord

so a phara...oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367510
Hey, if a loli lizardman or salamander challenges you, they know what they're getting into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367510
Full nelson the loli salamander!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367510
What if I throw the match because I’m babysitting her?
Why take a loli when I’m in love with her downtrodden CC Onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367510
What happens when her big sister taps you on the shoulder?

[Anonymous No.]

Do Inaris fake being unable to understand English so she can rape a gaijin when he says something dirty about her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367549
She knows what her imotou did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367549
threesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367560
That's the youko's thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367560
>”Ooh! Yuu allr vely vely beeg! Hanshom man!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367560
>Inari
>rape
Sounds like a no-good Youko to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367560
I dunno, all I know is that I want the pudgy, spoiled daughter of the shrine head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367576
Please don’t ruin the Mist Continent girls for me like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367575
>>18367580
Youko, Inari. Same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367560
They tend to prefer body language anyway. Sliding their robe down below their shoulders, flashing a bit of thigh, pushing up their breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367590
Inaris are from Zipangu you nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367597
Inaris don't rape so this is obviously a Youko that has tricked a poor naive gaijin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367595
>I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367580
Why are you being mean to Youko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367594
One rapes you, you “rape” the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367529
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367607
There is no rape when it comes to a cute Inari! It is all love!

[Anonymous No.]

Genki oppai loli Kitsune!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367615
I'd love her.
Biggest oppai in the shrine on the cutest little fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367618
>She’s struggling to carry over a big pitcher of water
>”Uuf! Heavy... jugs!”
>you can’t help but notice her comically large breasts boinging with each step she takes
>Did She mean the water, or...?

[Anonymous No.]

Undead lamias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367615
I think genki is the default state for kitsune.
Slowly transitioning into smug with age + kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367514
Could be something in between. Stronger than your average Mummy but still serves the Pharaoh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367638
This one is extra genki. And extra oppai. Even when she trips frequently and oofs flat on her chest, she gets right back up and keeps sprinting with a big happy smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367635
Again, too cute.
I'll help her out so she can take it a little easier.
If those jugs get any bigger she'll have trouble seeing her feet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367648
Please Anon, she’s well past that already.
>”Yaaaay! Anon you’re my favorite! I’m promoting you to personal ass tit tant!”
>Her mispronounciation isn’t doing your stirring dick any favors in calming down

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367647
>Inari raised by mothmen

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367641
and what would that be? thoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367672
Something like that, yeah. Not a bad hook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367670
Adorable, would carry and give sweets while helping.
She'll be smug to have such an assistant.

I'll even give her chest massages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Fuck it, she's a wolf
Beloved treasure of mine
Let's make some babies

[Anonymous No.]

Can you BlueOvaries a salamander by giving up just as the fights getting good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367549
>the big sister is only a year older than the imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367707
Not really, since she then concludes that you weren’t a good fighter anyway (since no good fighter pussies out), and is subsequently no longer interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey kid, wanna /ss/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367721
But I'm too old to /s... Oh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366757
I want to pump so much inside her that she end up turning into a super wight, if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367721
I need my Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367674
Probably just a High Mummy or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367731
No one is too old for /snake sex/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367745
>stoner mummies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367721
With a Shirohebi? Sure, whats the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367750
Can I do it with any other snake? Aside from maybe an apophis? I normally like my girls just a tad less crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Mindflayers climb stairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367480
How would she react if you walked out on her, muttering “fukkin dropped”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367807
Grossly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gghfoRKVPCo

[Anonymous No.]

Since monsters can live for Hundreds of years you could be in your forties and still seem like a kid to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367831
Explain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367825
She'd be sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367834
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367807
this but with stairs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367834
When you consummate marriage with an "old" monstergirl you age at the same rate as them as a result.

[Anonymous No.]

imgur.com/a/lyPrG

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367890
>drawfairy lewds
Now this I can fap to, it almost motivates me to try writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367595
But how do they react when they encounter a man who is too dense or too insecure to make a move?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367890
>PUFFY
Nice desu ne~

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367890
Should you anally rape your art fairy for inspiration if you're suffering from the blank page syndrome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367884
Old mgs are life. I want one to take care of me in exchange for my body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367832
Saint Bernards are best doggos

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Oomukade-FanficThe-murderous-378818261

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367890
If a drink her juices, will I get more creative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367912
They grab his hands and place them on her naughty bits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18366842
Prisoner of Lust
Enprisoned by her master
Prisoned by husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367890
how can I draw if there's a fucking fairy fucking my pen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367938
Night gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367940
Place her on your dick and take the pen for yourself, then draw while she koonago's you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367908
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

No really though I'd encourage anyone to try writing, it can be very fulfilling even if you don't end up sharing it. I've tutored people to help with their writing before and it always ends up being fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367912
Offer food and drink to make them tarry. Offer shelter when it starts getting dark. Accompany them while bathing. Share a bed for the night. Repeat as necessary.

Eventually one of them will crack.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to visit Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367972
And what does that random /monster/ screencap contribute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367972
Fuck off already faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367968

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367968
>I want to visit Zipangu.
You're going to have a rape time anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367968
Are Zipangu girls even interested in uncultured gaijins such ourselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368004
>>18368011
I'll stick to the cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368004
>>18368011
I don't want to visit an Ushi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368012
I dunno, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368004
>>18368011
Mindless rape beasts do not deserve love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368015
When you visit Zipangu, an Ushi will visit you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368012
I'm sure they'll be interested in how life is in your country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368004
>>18368011
I don't know why you would malign those sweethearts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368023
Ushi Oni's are cute and deserve love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368011
Why is she wearing that silly sticker? I think I'll peel it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368026
But my country is cold and gets a lot of rain

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368025
Well it's a good things that I'm not interested in Ushis at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368015
>>18368023

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368038
Tell them about the big clock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368053
Close but not quite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368047
Dumb spider cow. I bet her food tastes awful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367968
Where would you go to first?
A historical city filled with Ochimucha and powerful older monster girls?
A lively night town with a renowned Red District?
A comfy though slightly unsafe village near the wilds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368067
All three of those in the exact order you described.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367968
Do NOT bully small foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368047
Shes got her priorities straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368067
Hmm, night town, then Ochi city then Village.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368047
>Omitted for length

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368067
I'm going to the red light district to become a host. Just need a suit and a smarmy haircut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368082
When a monster starts rambling about her husband it can take a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368067
A trip into the mountains looking for Tengu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368076
I'd rather be bullied (sexually) by foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368012
>>18368026
There has to be a small percentage of Zipanguese monster girls who have a love or at least morbid curiosity towards gaijins and their countries.
Don't you want a fox to look at you with hungry eyes as you tell her about all the crazy things that happen in your country?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368086
Are you ready for a man that likes to take care of both human and monster orphans to punch you in the face if you start a fight with him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368082
>>18368088
let her continue for scientific purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368076
I just wanna pepper the two of them with kisses all over! They are both adorable!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368090
I'd rather be bullied (not sexually) by monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368038
I'm not sure if you're a Canuck or Finn

[Anonymous No.]

Mindflayers are dedicated workers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368101
West coast leaf.
help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368093
>picking a fight with the dragon of Dojima
I'm sticking to lonely OL Ryus, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368100
How does that work exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368112
Alright, so you take standard bullying that happens now and then you have monster girls doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368109
At least you're already inundated with Mist Continent girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368112
Become a transfer student in a Zipangu monstergirl school

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368115
But if it's monstergirls doing it, then isn't it inherently sexual?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368111
>not wanting the one man you could count on to have your back against an Ushi Oni as your friend
He might shatter every bone in your body, but it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368117
>be a transfer student
>Am the only boy in my class
>can't even understand Zipangu
>All the girls won't stop giggling
>help

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368119
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368123
Pretty scary actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368121
Can't I just take the Nishiki route and sing karaoke with him a couple times, or something? He's been a host before, I'm sure he gets it. I don't want no trabble. I don't want to feel the heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368123
Just spend all of your free time behind the school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368106
You too would be a hard worker if you got to constantly have sex with your beloved on the job.

>>18368111
>Ryu runs a modest shrine and used to have quite a few followers
>All her male followers got married to her Shirohebi priestesses then left
>Younger followers lost interest and went to the fox shrine instead
>Eventually her shrine only attracted old married couples
>She kept on bringing good weather to the people hoping one day her future husband would come make a donation
>A numbers of years later here she is, shamefully using the money from the donation box to purchase a host from the red district for a single night
Take good care of her Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368146
No, all of his greatest friends have fought with him. If you want the Dragon of Dojima as your true friend you have to fight him first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368149
Mindflayers are good girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368157
Not good, very bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368162
Name one thing they do wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368148
more like all the time
>about to walk into school
>50/50 chance of student or teacher grabbing you and fucking you mercilessly
>100 chance of getting some monster girl junk

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368162
Lies and slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368149
>take good care of her
Aw yeah. I'll take care of her real good. Gonna listen to her problems and worries, give her sincere advice, take her some place nice for dinner, give her a shoulder to cry on. All night long.

>>18368153
I haven't boxed in years, man. I don't know if I can still throw a real punch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368169
They frighten me on an existential level

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368180
Deep down we are all SQUIDS NOW.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368123
>no idea what's going on
>is this even the right classroom?
>is this even the right school?
>are all the girls staring at me with lust or disgust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368169
Memory eating and squid husband.

>>18368177
Truth and not slander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368180
I'm with you, anon. Even if it's benevolent, mind reading and mind control scare the fuck out of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368178
It's fine, he can teach you how to fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368177
I would rather risk my life and suffer at the magic cat hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368193
You don't need those memories anyways who wouldn't want to be a cute little squid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368210
I like my memories and I don't want to be a squid, coat monster, spider, or slime man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368178
That they are.
People are too afraid of a little harmless flaying. They just want to liberate your mind and teach you to love sex even more, it's not like they're rewriting your personality or anything.

>>18368178
Poor thing, she purchased a host for the night but can't even muster the courage to have him take her virginity.
Expect her to come back multiple times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368123
Sit in the back of the classroom nect to the window, stare out the window while the teacher is talking, eat lunch on the room of the school. Tips for survival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368191
>Anon looks over and sees Kej with the most boner inducing body he had ever seen
>She's looking at him with a look he could feel in his pants
>Anon quickly looks away from her before he losses his mind
>Internally the Kej is going "OhMYGOODNESSHELOOKEDATME! Does this means he likes me? No don't be stupid there's no way a cool gaijin guy would like someone like you!"

[Anonymous No.]

>Be merchant trader on his way to new city with family
>Traveling by Galleon, because sea travel is quicker
>Also luxurious as fuck, and being a trader you can afford it
>Everything is going well
>Pleasant sea breeze carries the scent of salty air into your lungs
>The sun is bright and high in the sky
>You're lazing on the deck pleasantly sharing some exotic cocktails with the captain
>Wife and kid are snoozing below decks
>This is the life you had always wanted
>The captain is a minotaur pirate
>Her husband is the first mate
>Suddenly the ship lurches to a halt
>In the middle of the ocean
>You hear the man in the crows nest yell out "We must have hit a reef"
>What the fuck is going on
>Cocktail spilled all over your clothes
>What the fucks a reef doing out in the middle of the sea
>Ship begins creaking and groaning
>Suddenly one of the masts is dragged into the sea by a large powerful tentacle
>Second mast topples over the grille that leads to the under decks
>White tentacles rise up out of the water to envelop the ship, Minotaur captain is furious, and bellows to her shipmates
>Massive tentacle envelops the captain and drags her off the side of the boat into the azure sea below
>Ship begins to slowly sink
>Deck is now devoid of life, some sailors got shredded by loose ropes and falling rigging
>Others already jumped into the sea
>You hear cries for help as you see your family trapped under the wooden grille
>The water is up to their waists
>Suddenly a Kraken appears on deck
>She asks you whether you want to go down with the ship, and drown with your family
>Or whether you'd rather live together with her in the black abyss under the waves
>You take a look at your wife and child struggling for air
>You beg the kraken to help you lift the mast off of the grille and let them out
>She agrees to it, but only if you join her in the blackness
>You accept, and she Quickly envelops you with her tentacles and drags you into the ocean
>Your wife and child left to die below decks
>She begins giggling softly, and whispers how you two are going to be alone, and spend a lot of quality time together, and no whores from a past life will come between you
>You try to drown yourself because of the sorrow, but death does not come, as you find the kraken has given you the ability to breathe water

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368216
Go away, Mindflayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368170
But if you spend all of the time at the back of the school you might get cornered by a concerned teacher that will give you a handjob to "boost your confidence"

[Anonymous No.]

How do you scare a mindflayer away

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368215
You never even tried it, and who wouldn't want to forget THAT from grade school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368238
Think really, really hard about sonic the hedgehog porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368241
I like my bad memories. They help remind me that I'm not in something like 1984.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368250
>Snooping as usual I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368252
Bad memories should be erased, not cherished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368238
Wear earplugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368230
1. Captions are banned on basically every board that has rules
2. Hang yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368259
How does this works

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368258
No, they should be accepted for what they are and not eaten by a spooky squid girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368274
>1. Captions are banned on basically every board that has rules
It was pretty shitty they banned them from /d/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368278
Read the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368282
That's wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368238
Suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368257
>flayer tries reading anon's mind to figure out what he's into
>https://youtu.be/cA9AXvD09CM is playing in his head on loop
>the rest is just shitty rule 34 and tile patterns
>she has to self-flay to prevent psychic damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368291
Nigger you can't grow as a person without experiencing at least a little bit of adversity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368291
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368283
They deserved to get banned. I've never seen a caption that wasn't fucking cancerous faggotry or turboautism, and that's just someone who never even goes to /d/. I can't even imagine what kind of an endless torrent of trash there was if they managed to get banned even from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368302
I raise you with
Slav Hardbass at ear bleeding volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16G-Hv23nqw

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368307
What about the memories you learned nothing from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368318
Fuck off with your reddit meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368322
Only if you follow with me into the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368318
Isn't the footage from some russian hip hop song?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368328
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AHJkHqkpw

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine what it's like to be transformed by a mindflayer?
>having sex with your flayer waifu
>suddenly notice your skin turning purple
>your limbs unravel into tentacles
>feel yourself shrinking as your external features all disappear
>your consciousness disappears and all that's left is a desire to please your mistress
YOU'RE A KID NOW! YOU'RE A SQUID NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368312
I'm not sure how or why that happens, since it's really no different from writing greentexts, and they're generally written by the same types of people.

That's a shame they went off the deep end though, I've enjoyed a few captions in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368350
I keep thinking of the mindflayer throwing her squid-husband at someone's face as a joke or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368238
Sushi

[Anonymous No.]

Embrace your inner darkness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368392
That's what my sword keeps telling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368312
It wasn't really anything different from lewd greentexts, only with pictures. The problem is the /d/ mod/janitor went way off the deep end because some fetishes weren't up to his high posting standards and booted them off the board entirely.
It was mostly ones where writing was the main draw, including their writefag thread. It's sad because it reminds me a lot of what happened to these threads when they got exiled from /a/, especially when /d/ is still shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368399
The sword knows best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368392
What kind of inner darkness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368392
I love Goth Monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18367834
I guess so. If you stop considering a human a child around 18, given our ~90 year life span, we consider the first 1/5 of our life to be a child. To a monster girl who lives to be 400, even a 90 year old would still be a child. However, if you cut off childhood at 12, then monsters would consider those in their 50s to be children

[Anonymous No.]

>tell your momster you're gonna marry her when you grow up
>"Why wait?"
And that's how anon started filling his momster every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368423
Would you want that Manticore to sneak into your room to get you to "embrace your darkness" by raping you?
Would you want to see those plump lips wrap around your dick as she indulges herself?
Would you want to be stunned by her body because she usually wears baggy clothes so you could never see how curvy she was at school?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368392
Too much eyeshadow and lipstick for my taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368435
Yes, especially that spoiler part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368434
I want to grow up completely unattracted to monster girls and cause my momster to become an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368434
I'm suddenly reminded of that pick-your-girl thing with the childless weresheep from long ago.

>Weresheep who lost their child
>Anon who lost their mom

That's gonna be one fucked up relationship right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368434
>Anon wakes up one night to find his Pharaoh Momster viciously deepthroating his dick.
>As it turns out she's been sneaking into his room for years to violate his dick, seeing if he can cum yet.
>For decades she's been deepthroating, riding and titfucking him in his sleep, which has given him quite the monster between his legs.
>On this particular night she's finally milked an orgasm or twelve out of him by the time anon's sleeping pills wear off, causing a young lad in the throes of puberty to witness his pornstar bodied momster heartpupiling up at him with a mouth overflowing with his cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368462
People still remember that? It was ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368462
Especially if anon looks like her child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368441
>your Hex Maniac Dark Mage onee-san is a total pushover and lets you do whatever you want with her slutty body
>she's just happy her otouto loves her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368475
This but with a Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368464
>Anon always wondered why he woke up with a smudge around the base of his dick and on his balls, and why it was the same color as his momster's lipstick

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368491
Lipstick marks are God tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368516

damn straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368529
Kejourous are cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368529
>>18368539
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368491
>>18368516
>"That kiss marks you as mine anon, a ward to keep young sluts away from my perfect child's cock... Come, this royal womb is your to fill~"
Pharaohs are filthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368544
Fight me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368529
I love this image so much.
>>18368539
Indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368475
I want to drink her breast milk straight from the tap.

[Anonymous No.]

Nureonagos are wondeful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18368551
Ok

[Anonymous No.]

Brown basilisks!