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You may now kiss the bride

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>> No.18346010

Maids are olev

>> No.18346017

It's okay anon. It's weird, but you're not alone. We're all weird here. Get you your doting momster.

>> No.18346018

Kobolds are for petting and nuzzling!

>> No.18346029

Those are 2 big grapes!

>> No.18346030

>Posting TFT links
I thought you fucked off already.

>> No.18346036
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I miss Loen

>> No.18346038

>He feels the need to drag this into a new thread

>> No.18346039

I want an Apophis to grape me forever!

>> No.18346040

I'd get her a nice human woman to corrupt as a wedding gift.

>> No.18346048

I want an oversized Apophis, a truly terrifyingly big snake goddess that would be a good three to four feet taller than me if she were just a normal human, let alone adding on her enormous tail.
Yes, yes yes yes. These are both fantastic ideas. I want to submit to my Apophis wife and be claimed by her in her realm of endless night! I'll bring her so many women to corrupt!

>> No.18346050

That's an especially pretty snake. I think it's the dress.

>> No.18346053

Which monstergirl species would you want made into a zoid type?

>> No.18346055

Do you think Apophi would have really strong Onee-chan instincts towards human girls they monsterize?
>"Nee-san? Come check it out!"
>"We caught one! A man, we caught a man!"
>"And he's really cute too! He's got pale skin and everything!"
>"Nee-san, why are you crying?"
>"I'm just... so proud of you four. Now let's go break our new husband in!"

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>His greatest work is the crying Arachne in a wedding dress.
>In one image can you see the objectively happiest thing ever.
>Never again will he try to make something as wholesome as that.
Goddamnit just stop this hurt already.

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>> No.18346062
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>This kills the meido.

>> No.18346065

Who's egotistical enough to want a large clunky mechanical version of themselves.

>> No.18346068


>> No.18346070

>[Insert the sound of Gremlins nervously shuffling blueprints of giant robot Gremlins with huge titties under the table here]

>> No.18346080
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demon bull spider becomes robotic demon bull spider

>> No.18346092

Manticore. A giant mechanical spine-shooting tailpussy is just too good.

>> No.18346102

There's a plethora of actually good Ushi-Oni art out there anon.

>> No.18346104

>Initiating rape.exe

>> No.18346110

Giant robots can't rape, size difference too great

>> No.18346119

You can fuck off too. We've already got anons posting their threadly memeposts, we don't want another garbage attempt.

>> No.18346129

Stop posting off-topic shit newfag.

>> No.18346131

Sounds like someone's underestimating the dexterity of the tailpussy.

>> No.18346133

I want to be that wedding gift!

>> No.18346135

That won't stop them from trying.

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>> No.18346154

There's no way a man could successfully interface with a giant robotic tailpussy

This can only end in tragedy

>> No.18346155
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>Hellwan friend invites you over for DnD
>After an intense session, with her and her sisters, you gtg.
>She offers to bring you home
>On the way, asks if you think she's ugly even with glasses.
>Tell her you never saw her ugly in your life
>Proactive dating with your nerdwan childhood friend ensues.

>> No.18346156
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Ice butt

>> No.18346162
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But which maid is the most olev?

>> No.18346163

>"Alright, sweetie. Let's go to the park for some fun and then we can get icecream."
>"Mom, I have work tomorrow. Change me back."
If you work for a monster-run company, there's probably nothing stopping her from leaving you shotafied. She'd probably see you off every day by telling you to 'have fun at school.'

>> No.18346166

Hey man, that's somebody's daughter you're talking about. Put that kind of coarse language on ice. Don't be so cold-hearted.

>> No.18346168
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>Look mom, I posted it again!

>> No.18346173

Isn't the dullahan the only one whos not a danger to you and everyone around you?

>> No.18346174

Nothing stopping her, and no complaints from me. I'd proudly wear my new permanent form like a badge of honor. And I'd completely play along and buy in at home with her, so long as I get to fall asleep at night nestled in her chest and spend the days I'm not working being smothered and fawned over by her.

>> No.18346178

She's good aligned, the robutt is neutral~good so she should be fine too.

>> No.18346187

This is my wife's favorite roleplay scenario, though I imagine it getting a bit weird dropping my daughters off at school while looking young enough i could be mistaken for their little brother.

>> No.18346189

Gonna take Nerd-hound lifting.

>> No.18346193

>How dare you talk about monster girls in the monster girl thread!

>> No.18346194

Hey, nothing wrong with that. You gotta own it. And Monstergirls wouldn't care, even your daughters would just roll their eyes at most but still be happy.

>> No.18346199

Who needs childhood friend monsters when you have a milfy momster that knows you better and loves you more now than any other girl ever will? I want to live a happy life being doted on and indulging in my momster's erotic body

>> No.18346200

Bad dog.

>> No.18346204

i am gonna tickle a pregnant echidna!
pull a dragon tail!
slam a garlic pizza on a vampire face!

>> No.18346207

>even your daughters like you better as a shota because of how cute you look doing adult things

>> No.18346209
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Good dog.

>> No.18346213

Do werewolves and hellhounds enjoy being called "good girl"?

>> No.18346214
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Mindflayers are hard workers!

>> No.18346215

But Anon, they can pick up items as small as a penny. You'll be fine.

>> No.18346221

>You're the same height as your daughters and yet they get so happy when you reach over and pat their heads when you're proud of them
>Your momsterwife damn near explodes from cute reaction overload and scoops you up for a big smothering hug afterward, of which your daughters jump up and join in happily
It would be hilarious to see how one of their boyfriends reacts to meeting you the first time.
Yep. When you come home, it isn't a choice of dinner, a bath, or her, she already has your dinner made, she pulls you into her naked form in the bath and gives you a nursing handjob that feels like heaven on earth as she whispers ASMR style how proud she is of you.

>> No.18346222

I don't see why not.

>> No.18346227
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Monster girls in pantyhose.

>> No.18346228

>Daughters show off their cute little brother at school
>Both anon's daughters and wife instantly get jealous when his daughters classmates start trying to get intimate

>> No.18346232

Y'know, I realized what I don't like about mindflayer incubization. I don't really care about the whole humanity aspect or anything, but if I'm going to get turned into a squid, I want to be a giant, wife dominating one, not just a vagina accessory. Gaunts and nachos both turn their husbands into rape machines capable of pinning them down and having their way with them but the flayer's squid always looks to just be... there. I want to be a beeg squid.

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>> No.18346240

>Baphomet classmate starts hitting on you and you try to end the conversation awkwardly
>Suddenly the shadow of boobage blocks out the light above her as your momsterwife bends down with a smiling yet barely hiding rage face
>"Oh, anon! Who's your new friend? What a nice little girl making you feel welcome!"
>Momster picks you up and hugs you back against her chest facing outward in a protective pose, still smiling
>"Oh, don't mind me sweetie. You can keep talking to your friend if you want! You know I just sometimes need you to help support this big chest of mine, ohoho!"
>A flash of a hateful stare is over as quickly as it starts before your momster goes back to her eyes closed smiling face, her succubus tail now reaching up to wrap around your leg in an extra ownership pose

>> No.18346242
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How varied would Automatons horns be from one another? Would they be sensitive just like a Succubutts?

>> No.18346248

I bet there would be rumors when people see their 'little brother' driving them to school and back.
Ah clingy momsters, a miracle truly.

>> No.18346249
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>> No.18346255

Extremely sensitive. Those antennas are made for picking up the slightest variances from across the electromagnetic spectrum. Your naturally conducting skin will throw these readings off. You might even cause her polar iris simulations to go cartioid!

>> No.18346257

Regura girls are bad girls.

>> No.18346260

>anon is met at the front door by a little kid
>"Hey, little dude. I'm here to take your sister on a date."
>"Don't call me 'dude', sonny. I want her back by 9:30, or it's your balls on a plate."
>"Bye, daddy!"
>he still has no idea what the fuck just happened

>whispers how proud she is of you
Comfy. Would like to see the conversations she has with the other neighborhood momsters
>"Are you feeling alright lately, Phara? You look so tired lately"
>"Oh I'm fine. My son is just at that age where he always wants to pound my pussy. A mother can't sleep before her son is satisfied, right?"
>they all nod in agreement

>> No.18346267

It'd be where the victim is stored in the tailpussy and milked endlessly.

>> No.18346271

Looks like someone's gonna have to prove he's still a good boy after they get home.

>> No.18346275

Cool, but I'd rather the giant man-grabber attachments

>> No.18346289

>”Have a nice day at school!”
>”Thank you!”
>She waves before driving off after dropping you at the gate to work
>Take a sip from your potion cache in your backpack and follow it with some coffee from your “water bottle”
>Return to normal adult form and head inside
>”Morning Frank! How about those Patriots eh?”
>”Shut up.”
>”See ya round”
>Work a full day as a normal human
>Enjoy a packed lunch from your wife, complete with a note and a cookie.
>Clock out and reach for your other potion
>Go back to family mode
>Walk out to see her waiting to pick you up
>”Have a nice day sweetie?”

This turned gross reading over it again. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

>> No.18346291

This would be hell since all of your co-workers would intentionally treat you like a six-year old just to piss you off, including putting you down for a nappy.

>> No.18346296

>Daughter gets home at 9:30 right on the dot
>She rushes in and hugs 'daddy' who happily hugs her back but then loudly clears his throat before walking to the door
>"Oh, daddy, cmon, anon got me back right on time..."
>Anon gulps as he's approached by the pint-sized patriarch
>"Alright mister. You're ridin the line, but you didn't disobey. So long as you promise no harems and no funny stuff, you can date my daughter."
>Anon is utterly shocked as the child reaches up to shake his hand, and is then even more shocked when his girlfriend's imposing milfy mother comes over and picks the child up, saying how proud she is of him for being such a responsible daddy before closing the door behind them

>> No.18346298
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Come on Mr. Explorer! The lost temple is this way!

>> No.18346302

>"My son didn't stop until twenty rounds! I swear, sometimes early incubization really takes a toll on the laundry schedule!"
>The other momsters laugh in understanding agreement
And he will, to be sure.

>> No.18346309

Just comes off as comfy to me, but I don't claim its normal. Just ye old never-happening fantasy. Feels bad man.
Banter's banter no matter what dimension, you either deal with it or you don't. The difference is you have a fucking 12/10 (to you) doting wife waiting for you the second work ends. Makes it a lot easier to put up with if that's somehow how it'd play out.

>> No.18346312

I'm gonna plunder HER hidden temple!

>> No.18346315
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>You will never find Nerdwan's cosplay
>You will never ask her to wear it for you

>> No.18346316

Sit on my face first.

>> No.18346322

I want to commit a crime!

>> No.18346325

Do not lewd the helpful Monkey sidekick!

>> No.18346330

Too late

>> No.18346335

She was leading into a trap anyway. Why is she calling it a lost temple if she knows where it is?

>> No.18346336

Who is that supposed to be? Boots?

>> No.18346344

What other species’ husband also work there? They’re bound to be good banter targets too.

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>> No.18346351

Who thought that font and those speech bubbles looked good.

>> No.18346353

>needlessly editing a perfectly good image

>> No.18346354
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I prefer the other psychopathic bug girl

>> No.18346372

>while all the momsters are talking about where to buy small underwear with lots of room in the front, their sons are in the other room playing video games
>"Did you see that Pear's stock plummeted? I knew that new iDildo was gonna fall through."
>"Yeah, and my momster was looking forward to me drilling her ass with it. Heard they might get bought out by MicroSucc. What do you think, new guy."
>newest kid looks visibly confused
>"...How old are you?"
>things got awkward after that

>> No.18346382

I want to pour maple syrup all over my MG daugheru's chest and then lick it off.

>> No.18346384

I wish the echidnas posted the daugheru chance per especie rates instead of keeping it secret

>> No.18346389

>implying they know

>> No.18346390

Usually the shotas make the best targets, they can't really kick your ass when they're 4' 9''. Another form of banter is when the boss invites you to a bar for a promotion, but you can't because you look like a nine year old.

>> No.18346394
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I want to see MGE Automatons with faux pantylines now.

>> No.18346400

Don't bully the Canadian girls

>> No.18346404

That's fucking genius

>> No.18346405

Its by how common the species is.

>> No.18346406

Get this trash out of here.

>> No.18346415

How would Franxx Automatons work?

>> No.18346417

It's not bullying if it's erotic.

>> No.18346420

The only thing the upgrade from 1.61b to 1.70 did for that series of Automaton was increase the size of her butt!

>> No.18346432
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What kind of dad jokes do you think Elt would make?

>> No.18346440

Age modifying potions are neat and all but sometimes I like to think about the situations you could get into without such conveniences.
>An ambassador comes to the court of a legendary boy king
>He's led through the inner palace full of powerful, ornately dressed monster nobles and commanders
>He's brought at last to the innermost sanctum, filled only with the king's harem and the Royal Guard
>The audience chamber is filled with women
>The king's wives are all the most powerful and dangerous monsters in the country, maybe the world
>The Royal Guard are all dangerous warrior species trained from infancy for no other purpose than to guard the ruler; they wear nearly nothing besides their weapons to heighten their senses and reaction speed
>The ambassador approaches a throne surrounded by a canopy
>The consorts stand together in little groups, watching him with cold eyes and whispering together
>The Guard stare at him like a thief walking through the treasury
>He is brought to a halt before the throne and the chief consort comes forward to speak to him
>"You stand before the great child king, his Majesty Johanan the Golden. You may make your supplication."
>In a lower voice she adds, "Watch yourself, outsider. Some come here thinking to take advantage of our king's youth. Those that attempt to deceive him answer to us."
>She withdraws and the ambassador gives a nervous bow as the canopy is drawn back
>When he rises seated before him is a towering barrel-chested man with a heavy 5 o'clock shadow and a long suffering expression
>The king whispers, "Sorry about all that, don't mind it."
>The Ambassador can't help but blurt, "I thought you were a boy-king?"
>"Well I was when I was crowned, but it's been 20 years, you know?"
>"Do they realize you're an adult?" the ambassador asks, gesturing discreetly at the women around the room.
>With lifeless eyes and an empty smile the king responds, "Every time I try to tell them that they either pretend they can't hear me or start crying. Just play along, it makes them happy."

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>> No.18346443

Solution, even if she's also the scariest. For a slime she has excellent taste in clothing.

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>> No.18346482

That's a funny way of saying (you)

>> No.18346491
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According to this image, Yuri.

>> No.18346496
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Would you trust an elf to be your adventuring companion?

>> No.18346501

>Would you trust an elf

>> No.18346502

>what brings you to many of the girls' attention is your almost complete disregard for social stratification: treating Wilmarina and Francisca as friends rather than nobles; Mimiru as a kid rather than a magical supersoldier, and Primera as a person rather than a half-elf outcast.
Neat. Reminds me of the Protest pussy post. “How do you feel about monster’s rights? Better than their wrongs!”

>> No.18346505

>those panties with the hole in the back
Proper meido-ing right there

>> No.18346515
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I guess, but she better not complain about my lowborn human cock being too big for any of her holes

>> No.18346530

She isnt thinking about anything like that anon!

>> No.18346531
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Real undead hours.

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>> No.18346543

>Prefer MG who only have bits of monster features (vampire fangs,elven ears,kunoichi tail)
>too exotic looking or monstrous bodies and its instantly nope for me

i dont think i belong here

>> No.18346546

Look at the size of those Ghost Jugs!

>> No.18346548

Anon no, I want my testicles intact.

>> No.18346550
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Undead maids.

>> No.18346553

Are they cold or warm?

>> No.18346560
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I want to polish some metallic dragons' scales until they are shiny, sopping wet messes ready for breeding.

>> No.18346561

Cold, but I can help with that!

>> No.18346566

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that nothing gets monster girls more ready than learning that the guy they like is a hunter.

>> No.18346571

I'll believe her when she says that while looking me in the eyes and not my crotch. Until then she keep trying to guess the exact dimensions of it when she thinks I'm not looking.

>> No.18346573
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>> No.18346575

As long as you don’t shitpost, you’re fine

>> No.18346579

Remember that marrying Rata twins means you have twice the squirrel in your bed to snuggle up on cold winter nights.

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Consensual corruption is the best kind of corruption.

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Is it because they cook meat?

>> No.18346584

Whooo Mama that’s lewd

>> No.18346588

That's part of it, yes.

>> No.18346597

I can’t tell which sounds like more fun.
>Be a partner and husband to 007 Agent Kunoichi and help her along her missions
>Be an assistant to Gremlin Q and design and build crazy inventions for field operations
>Be head of an evil international harem that includes mersharks, laser equipped Automations, and lava golems

>> No.18346600

What kind of hunter?
A hunter or a monster hunter?

>> No.18346601

I married twin foxes for even more warm mofu.

>> No.18346607

The latter, although with Demonic Beasts so no one freaks out when you start carving it for parts.

Foxes are good but the compact heat of the rata is nicer.

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>> No.18346619
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Brown reverse trap tomboy loli elf.

>> No.18346620

Actually, editing the first one, maybe being her Felix Leiter would be better. You get to swoop in and saver her when she needs it the most and be her stalwart companion

>> No.18346622

>Twin Ratas
[sweating intensifies]

>> No.18346628

Twin fat tails, in both senses of the word.

>> No.18346634

But 00Sexy has a man in every town she visits!

>> No.18346637

>Zero mention of Ms. Moneypenny
You had one job

>> No.18346639

>tfw no Scylla to ravish you with her Octopussy

>> No.18346641

>Twin Ratas clinging to both sides of you, smug faces, tails swishing back and forth.

>> No.18346651

So which would you want anon?
>Genki Pear shaped Brass Dragon
>Haughty Lithe Bronze Dragon
>Prankster Shortstack Copper Dragon
>Lady Knight /fit/ Gold Dragon
>Busty Cheerful Gourmand Silver Dragon
>Socially Awkward Platinum Dragon handmaiden of Bahamut with a body made for breeding

>> No.18346657

Just imagine your head getting wrapped between their tails as they do everything they can to get your thick load all over their faces.

>> No.18346665

Copper, Gold, or Silver.
Its tough to decide.

>> No.18346668
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WIP of chibi Hellhound waifu that hhhori is working on for me!

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>> No.18346672

>Does he like it, sister?
>I think he does, sister!
I need this

>> No.18346673
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Oh hey, itsa me, Aftyn.

>> No.18346675

Hello Aftyn

>> No.18346676

wish i could get comms of my waifu

>> No.18346677 [DELETED] 

Fuck off faggot.

>> No.18346678

Griffons deserve more art

>> No.18346679

looked like a horse cock over the shoulder for a second there

>> No.18346680 [DELETED] 

Nigger faggot.

>> No.18346682

>Tails lazily swishing, on each upswing lightly doffing your face as they 'ahuhu' and finish each other's sentences
I'm fuckin diamonds at the thought.

>> No.18346683

This allows her to use mamano filled onahole on men to protect herself but still take down men she encounters and ensure they only ever love a monster in the future.

>> No.18346685

>Saved this image because it looked good at first
>Took a long, hard look at it later
>nose and lips
>Can't unsee

I hate it when this happens

>> No.18346687

Those are nice rare and tradable metals. What about a Bitcoin dragon?

>> No.18346690
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>You may now kiss the bride
I wish

I wish really hard

>> No.18346692

To clarify, there's just something off about the face and now that I've noticed it, the pictures ruined for me.

>> No.18346698

Thread deja vu
Just announcing it
I've seen this exact last couple of posts before

>> No.18346701

You can always check the archives. Given how people are, I wouldn’t doubt it.

>> No.18346702

It looks fine to my eye if that helps.

>> No.18346705

Anon, that's not a dragon that's a Succuvirus who's edited her avatar.

>> No.18346707

The right answer is clearly all of them

>> No.18346709
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Here you go

>> No.18346711

Can I get a Trojan Horse centaur too?

>> No.18346713

That's pretty trashy.

>> No.18346717

.less does kinda have some sameface going on, but apart from that it looks good to me.

>> No.18346719

Jamie Bond may look sophisticated but she does whatever it takes to get her mission accomplished and protect her husband.

>> No.18346721

I know. I just downloaded it again because I felt I was being too hasty.

I think its something with the nose. It looks just a bit too well defined for my taste. But the eyes are perfect even if they're missing the flames

>> No.18346727

Did you do that? Are you taking requests?

>> No.18346728

I'm still going to judge her.

>> No.18346730


>> No.18346731
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I wish my momster would wear bikini armor more often

>> No.18346734

lurk more

>> No.18346748

Gremlin Q sounds fun adding explosives, lasers, guns, blades and dildoes to all manner of everyday goods is a unique challenge only she would be up to.

>> No.18346753

Are you sure you can keep up with six sex bombs like that anon? I mean, you'll practically just spend all day long trying to knock them up until you do!

>> No.18346759

>Everything she builds is in the shape of a dildo.

>Gun? Dildo.
>Laser? Dildo.
>C4? Those stick on walls dildos.
>phone? The speaking end is on the tip.

>> No.18346761

Could you have a monogamous relationship with a Bicorn?
What if she was a Unicorn who got burned in her past but still had the pure maidens heart?

>> No.18346762

Mersharks with laser beams attached to their heads!


>> No.18346763

Dark Valkyries also deserve more art.

>> No.18346767

It doesn't even fit anymore Anon, do you really want her to eventually have a wardrobe malfunction while you stare at her.

>> No.18346779

>mamano filled onahole
So like, fairies? Does the dude just not realize he's getting a body job rather than vaginal?

>> No.18346792

Like I have anything better to do then pumping them all full of baby batter all day.

>> No.18346801
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What hath science wrought?

>> No.18346805

Don't worry. I'll have my own wardrobe malfunction when my resulting boner snaps the button AND zipper off my pants, so we'll be even

>> No.18346813

>Tactical dildo
>That one actually writes in invisible ink to allow for covert transmissions, or should I say emissions?

>> No.18346816

>Your computer gets infected by a Succuvirus pretending to be a Dragon.
>Then a Trojan Centaur.
>Then a Lamia Worm
>Then some Tanuki Adware
>Then a Paladin-chan Antivirus who installed herself on your computer but gets bullied by the virus girls every day.
>Then the Succuvirus' sultry "Onee-chan"
>One day a "present" is delivered to your doorstep paid for with mined Bitcoin.
>It's a USB onahole with heavily modular insides.
>That night you got to finally fuck all those thirsty Virus girls.
>You even got to violate the Antivirus when they forcibly connected her to the Onahole and goaded you into fucking her senseless.

>> No.18346828

>The next day an actual Wurm shows up at your doorstep
>"Hi, I'm supposed to be your computer wurm? I got this email saying I should show up here"
>Hear digital snickering from your computer as your webcam light turns on and swivels towards you.

>> No.18346847

Would be funny if they calculated their measurements for the onahole based on what they could see of your dick from your webcam only to find out that your cam is kinda shitty and that it makes things look smaller then they are. Their virtual pussies would get quite the surprise stretching

>> No.18346857

Now the question is do you give them each an automaton body or put them all in one for maximum bipolarization?

>> No.18346860

Thankfully, I've got a four year IT support for my computer, they'll get rid of those succuviruses in no time.

>> No.18346863

>Oops. Heheh, about that. Turns out the cameras come with a little pice of plastic over the lens to protect from scratches. Our husband never took it off his so it created a convex effect...

>> No.18346872

>Run KikiKleaner.exe
>"Running please wait..."
>Shows an animation of her running and chasing other monster programs away with her broom

>> No.18346895
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Oh no! You walked in on your kikimora doing something lewd!

What was she watching?

>> No.18346902 [DELETED] 

Mother x Father x Daughteru porn.

>> No.18346912

>What was she watching?
Victorian Maid Maria most likely.

>> No.18346913
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Greetings from Zipangu

>> No.18346915

Dirty Maids get Punished Vol. 4

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>> No.18346922

>Sticc Kikimora secretly purchases Hathor Milk so she can make her fantasy of reenacting Victorian Maid Maria with her master a reality.
How hard would you tease her?

>> No.18346923

Straight from the bedroom of KDF!

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>> No.18346934

That wouldn't be porn, that would be educational material. Situation would be like sort of like the guy who gets off to females depicted in biology/A&P textbooks.

>> No.18346935

Tubby tails make me go off the rails

>> No.18346941

We would never publish or share any of those anon, those are for posterity and our private use only!

>> No.18346947

>She's bought a special made maid outfit for 'blessed' girls
>She's nowhere close to fitting in it yet
>But every day when she tries it on to see how close she's getting, it only makes her more determined and makes her chug another glass
I wouldn't tease her, I'd secretly help her. Poor girl thinks a glass a day is enough, but I'd start sneaking in the real heavy duty extra strength "Meatmaiden" brand stuff into her everything. She's getting her dream come true and then shooting past it at the speed of THICK

>> No.18346951

>goaded you into fucking her senseless.
why does this always sound hot to me?

>> No.18346958

I've busted so many nuts to that you don't even know.

>> No.18346971

That girl gets all of the love and nothing but the love until I've loved her so much she can't take it anymore. Then I'd tease her by loving her more.

>> No.18346975 [DELETED] 

Fuck off fatfag.

>> No.18346981

Good masters. A maid who can do her job and pursue her own endeavors in her spare time is a good honest woman.

>> No.18346994

I wonder if she'll be okay going back to work after I mating press a kiki or five into her womb

>> No.18346998

Because you like the idea of a bunch of lewd girls picking up a more easily flustered girl and forcing her legs open for your dick.

>> No.18347004

>what was she watching
A guide on how to confess your love to your master and marry him Part one, tips on first dates and best way to arrange your confession without messing with your schedule.

>> No.18347008

That's the best part, anon. She'd be nothing if not dutiful. So even when her tits are leaking, she has to step gingerly to move her pregnant tummy through the doors and she needs rest much more frequently, she'll still keep the house in tip top shape, and nothing you tell her will get her to stop that.

>> No.18347010

She's a Kikimora anon, of course she is.
After she gives birth of course.

>> No.18347032

Every time she'd have trouble straightening up after bending over or if she looked particularly tired, I'd run over and try to help her, holding her from behind. After giving her pregnant stomach a few strokes, she'd reassure me that she's fine and tell me to go relax. She'd then continue her routine with some extra energy, happy that Master loves her enough to be so worried about her and your grow daughters

>> No.18347046

The real question of devotion though, anon- would you still make love to her even in that time? She has needs, huge needs considering monster biology, but she'll honor your wishes if you wouldn't have her while she's pregnant because it doesn't suit master's tastes...

>> No.18347115

I want to go around tying up little loli monstergirls!

>> No.18347120

It's going to be odd when people keep finding tied up lolis in odd places though.

>> No.18347123

She's incredibly luck that's her Master's fetish. Would give her slow, sensual sex as often and as long as she likes.

>> No.18347130

That's a major reason for doing it.

>> No.18347132

What if you come across one of your previous victims, only for her to obviously pretend like she doesn't want to get caught and tied up again?

>> No.18347137

Tough stuff for her, everyone only gets it once.

>> No.18347138

>Heavily gravid with quintuplets Kiki maid nervously waiting on the bed in a cute frilly black and white bra and panties
>Super self conscious about trying to look sexy considering her state
>Approach her and begin tenderly caressing and kissing her, letting her know there's nothing to worry about and that you love her just as much if not more
Now that, is a good master. Imagine her softly bouncing on your lap facing away from you as you slowly fulfill her desire. Heartpupils wouldn't begin to describe it, let alone her constant moans and "I love you"s

>> No.18347139

I suppose you're an artist in an odd way like that.

>> No.18347145

Aaah, I see someone gets it! I am an artistic genius!

>> No.18347154

Honestly I can’t grasp what kind of awful person you’d have to be to neglect your pregnant wife.
It’s just entirely foreign.

>> No.18347166

I'm definitely into very pregnant monstergirls, its certainly a fetish of mine as well, but I didn't know if others were into it or not. People have tastes and all that.

>> No.18347203
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>> No.18347204
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Has the year of the dog been good to monster girls so far?

>> No.18347247

All the big bad Wolves are enjoying the attention as well.

>> No.18347253

I mean I'm pretty into pregnant MGs myself, I can understand people not liking it to that extent.
But flat out being unwilling or loath to fuck them? That just seems selfish and cruel.

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Also the regular-sized Wolves, who aren't bad, but have terrible manners.

>> No.18347280

I want to challenge Fenrir-chan to an eating contest where the loser is lead around in bondage gear by the winner!

>> No.18347315

I want to conduct a research experiment to determine how much of a monster girl's temperament is nature versus how much of it is upbringing.
I'll have a baby Manticore raised in a household with a Kikimora stepmother and stepsisters to see if she'll be just as demure and well mannered as them, and I'll have a baby Mantis raised in a household with a Hellhound stepmother and stepsisters to see if she'll end up just as assertive and excitable as they are.

>> No.18347324

You need a control group. Of the two, are you marrying the mantis or the manticore?

>> No.18347327

Lich-chan no!!! The ethics committee!!!

>> No.18347333
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Can [YOU] survive the night?

>> No.18347345

The ethics committee can go shove it.

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>> No.18347368

Control group? Ethics? Sounds gay.
Toss in an Ushi-Oni raised by a Unicorn for good measure.

>> No.18347380

Unicorns are too pure for that. They turn into Bicorns when some other demonic energy get mixed in with hers.

>> No.18347387

Yeah probably.

>> No.18347444

That's true, a bit of blood from treating little ushi's boo-boo would make her into a bicorn even if the unicorn is as pure as the driven snow or at least the snow that's only been touched by one guy then the whole experiment goes to shit.

>> No.18347647

I want to tie up a Whitecap and tease her until she's crimson. Then I'll slowly have vanilla sex with her until she stops cursing me.

>> No.18347657

>no best girl and 2 lolis

>> No.18347664
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Pick a loli.

>> No.18347670

The fluffy one

>> No.18347673

Left is a book, right is children's trading cards, middle is the right size to be a physical game of some sort. From the seals, it's likely a horror game.

>> No.18347674

Left. Middle is for for dicking until she's good.

>> No.18347680

Can I pick all three?

>> No.18347685

Me in the middle.

>> No.18347690
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Evil sneks

>> No.18347694

She doesn't look that evil. What, is she taking bribes for political favors or something?

>> No.18347728

Right would never let anybody have trading cards.

>> No.18347889

I want to do anal with the middle one.

>> No.18347942

Half an hour with the fox and you'd already need a week of recovery.
These are all high level monster girls with immense lust.

Should you nurture a snake's evil nature or try to correct her ways? I'm inclined towards the former.

>> No.18347982

>I'm inclined towards the former.
You're going to make her the most ridiculous chuuni ever, aren't you?

>> No.18348036

What's wrong with an evil snake who goes on long tirades about how she will take over the world as soon as she defeats the anti-reptile underground society that's keeping her down?

>> No.18348093

Nothing, I suppose. Just don't go so far that you can't keep from laughing or she'll find you out.

>> No.18348120

Beach episode with snow region girls

>> No.18348121

>That moment your monster girl sees you leaving for work.

Dragons/Tanukis are cute when they pout

>> No.18348129

>Delicious brown species in bikinis that barely cover anything
>Pale skinned species wearing cute beach outfits to protect them from the sun
>Gallons of ice cream being consumed while carnivorous species make a huge BBQ

>> No.18348169

Ice Queens and Glacies in school swimsuits!

>> No.18348179

Selkies are the real winners here since they have the experience.
Until mean Orcas drop them into the water

>> No.18348180

A Glacies would wear a school swimsuit because that's all she had.
An Ice Queen would create and wear a school swimsuit because she can't bother creating a more complex swimsuit without even realizing that it makes her look like a lonely old hag who wears teenage clothing to attract young boys.

>> No.18348205

I can understand still wanting to work even if you're married to a rich monster girl, but why not work for/with her so that you don't have to be separated for hours everyday?

>> No.18348217

And steal their swimsuits to leave them completely naked, right?

>> No.18348224

The Wendis would use their sleeping bags at night, leaving the poor Selkies in the cold

>> No.18348239

Don't the Wendigos already have husband coats to sleep in?

>> No.18348240

Selkies are proud women of the sea who earned adoration and respect.
Cease this bullying at once.

>> No.18348242


>> No.18348250
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I want to be buried in over two hundred pounds of Regura bug sex.

>> No.18348255

I hope you get raped by a gang of orca girls.

That's a lot of bug for one man.

>> No.18348286

Maybe some kind person will give them something to wear and a bed to sleep in? If they're to dense to realize she can smell his scent in the sheets and the t-shirt due to being a monster, that's even better.

>> No.18348287

I'm an absolute slut for Regura's bugfus. The seemless transition of human to insect exoskeleton revs my fucking engine like you don't even know.

That and Roach-chan > Stick Bug-chan >
Whip Spider QT => Shiro Moth => Kuro MOTHer > White Mantis > Hora hora yandere man-eater Spider

>> No.18348298
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Excellent taste. I'd hugfug this bug on a rug.

>> No.18348306

They’d probably have restrictions on husbands/boyfriends working in the same building so folks are actually working

>> No.18348324

I'm not a Regura bug expert but I fail to see how a cockroach could beat that one yandere shortstack bug.

>> No.18348334
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>man-eater Spider
Literally who?

>> No.18348359

i will seek the loneliest echidna and shower her with daugherus and ice cream tubs!

>> No.18348371

That would be cruel. I'm sure even societies that abide by human standards would accept couples taking frequent breaks and days off as long as they're as productive as their counterparts.

>> No.18348379

Anon please, she’s going to get tubby.

I dunno, that’s pretty tough to do.

>> No.18348381

Ice cream is unhealthy and I doubt snakes particularly enjoy it.
You should feed her eggs while filling her up with eggs.

>> No.18348385

Watching lamia types swallow hard boiled eggs whole would be interesting to see.

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>Naturally gyaru
>Probably plays off that to act like she's a true blue bitch
>Is actually a sweet girl and an absolute fucking tiger in bed
>You will never fug the bug until you're both panting, sweaty and sticky messes, waking up with a hungry belly and a Gyaru Roach still sitting on your cock after your last round of sex

This one.

>> No.18348410

That's not a spider.

>> No.18348428

I want to see one awkwardly try to swallow a whole roasted chicken before giving up and shamefully eating it with a fork and knife.

Those are some very convincing arguments. I will have to look further into it.

>> No.18348433

With eggs! which begs the question if non egg especies also hatch from eggs coming from echidnas

What i can feed her them? ostrict eggs or omelettes?

>> No.18348452

Feed them eggs in all forms, hard boiled, omelettes, poached, etc..
Mix in other dishes and sweets to have enough variety to keep her appetite strong so that she gives birth to healthy daughters.

>> No.18348457

I think they still lay eggs for all girls simply because I really want the baby Gacha.
But yes, baby weight would be a part of it

>> No.18348459

>Get a gold egg
>Expect a dragon of some sort
>When it hatches a baby gold slime is inside

>> No.18348468

Can you imagine the egg opening and a golden goo girl falls out, confused and sliding around?

>> No.18348479

I agree with that sentiment. It also makes more sense for an Echidna to have a consistent way of giving birth otherwise her reproductive system would be a mess.

Since simple metal slimes are hard to find and give a lot of XP I can only imagine how rare and sought after gold slimes are.

>> No.18348481

The cutest.
She'll have to beware the plentiful dad puns later in life though.

>> No.18348495

Yep, everyone, even the mammals, would come from eggs.

That’s something all daughters must face

>> No.18348498

I am gonna feed her the biggest and most delicious eggs! echidnas deserve to be pampered

>> No.18348499

>Honey, you're my golden girl.
Sickeningly affectionate AND a bad pun.

>you gotta eat all the eggs.png

>> No.18348515

What about half fug half bugs? https://exhentai.org/s/23e114a27b/1049028-1

>> No.18348528

She's pretty great too. That particular one would be NTR since she's happily married.

>> No.18348532

>Your daughters asks your Echidna wife to make you stop with the dad jokes
>She actually loves them and encourages you to tell more of them

When is the perfect time to pamper an Echidna, during pregnancy or when trying to conceive?

>> No.18348536

During pregnancy,gotta please her cravings,rub her gacha womb,tell her how much you love her,that sort of thing!

maybe a tickle here and there

>> No.18348549

See, the dual purpose of her loving them is that if she wants to hear more, we need more daughterus

>> No.18348554

I insist that mothers day for echidnas must be some special occasions

and father day

>> No.18348572

>trying to conceive

That brings up the question, how fertile are monster girls? It it determined by their source monster's "rarity"?

>> No.18348576


except special cases like echidnas,who are super fertile due to design despite their rarity

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>> No.18348598

You should play this
when she hatches.

>> No.18348601

Oh no! The space ship you are serving on is getting boarded by mamono pirates!

>> No.18348607

Surprisingly educational. I expected it to be more Naga/Lamia shitposting, but it turned out to be fairly dispassionate.

If you can't beat them, join them!

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>> No.18348619

muh dick cant tell the difference so why should I?

>> No.18348621

Isn't this a reddit thing?
Turns out it is, this is a new low.

>> No.18348653

Doesn't really work as all the Naga stuff is based on legends and things while the Lamia used is the monstergirl.

Like if you were going by legends, what we call the MGE Lamia would be Echidna's She-Beast daughter and the Lamia is the fucked up chimera. Where if you're going by normal tabletop RPG stuff, then what we call Lamia is a Naga and Lamia are more like the legendary Lamia. Where if you go by sexy girl upper body monster girls, the Lamia is the MGE Lamia and a Naga is a Lamia without arms like Thomas's girl.

So it's not particularly consistent. Just seems like somebody's headcanon.

>> No.18348672

Is it common to have widly different fetishes depending on if the girl is human or a monster?

>> No.18348679

Videos of men cleaning things.

>> No.18348681

Not at all, I have a fair number of things I'll fap to with human girls that I'd never think about with monster girls.

>> No.18348684

>Young anon gets shanghaied into serving a lascivious mamono pirate crew

Oh no!

>> No.18348688

Well I do like my monster women a lot more wild if that's what you mean.

>> No.18348698
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MGE pirate ships probably come full of demon realm sized rooms and impossible space thanks to monster mojo.

>> No.18348706

like __hand holding?_______

>> No.18348716

That's exactly my situation too. It's as if monster girls command their own fetish separate from what one would usually enjoy with a human woman.

Good end.

>> No.18348724

In a way, since I can’t get it up to 100% humans.

>> No.18348808 [SPOILER] 
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The moon can go to hell.

>> No.18348856

Feeding a Kauken!

>> No.18348859

I’d give her banana creame pies!

>> No.18348864
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>When Lostpenis says he's writing Ushi-Oni

>> No.18348874

Or civet coffee!

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>> No.18348895

That's a lot of space to clean for a young cabin boy

>> No.18348906

Turning a big, butch paladin into a big, girly, maiden of purity is the best

>> No.18348914
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Slim vampires!

>> No.18348916
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I agree.

>> No.18348921

Who to serve

>> No.18348933

The lazy dragon who despite her laziness looks like a model.

>> No.18348934

Apophisbros, would you want your wife to be a fun and harmless tyrant of her Night-Realm or an aloof and uninvolved hedon ruler of it? Or do you prefer your Apophis to have not succeeded before you married her?

>> No.18348935

Slimy vampires!

>> No.18348950

Doesnt matter if she doesn't succeed she can me mayadere and we could cuddle as she grapes me forever.

>> No.18348952

What do graped Anubi and Sphinxes look and act like?

>> No.18348964

>she can me
She can be*
Even if she does succeed it doesn't change.

>> No.18348972

Anubi would create schedules for everyone to have sex while getting fucked, possibly facilitating the creation of a dark matter. She could also apply the mummy curse on a bunch of people.

>> No.18348975

Hedon but one that’s more public about it.
She needs to live it up after her win and I can help run

>> No.18348984

So you want to be in orgasmic bliss for hours on end where the whole rest of your body except your dick is comfortably numb, the only sensation being euphoria as she greedily milks load after load out of you and leaves a ridiculous amount of bite marks all over your neck and shoulders from repetitive obsessive graping?

>> No.18348990

The idea of an Apophis wife going completely overboard with venomous bites to her husband is really hot to me.

>> No.18348994

Lewd, very, very, lewd.

>> No.18349007

Obviously, but in what way would they be any different from their pharaoh counterparts?

>> No.18349010

Sphinx would be much more straightforward, her riddles more like outright questions.
>”Do you wanna fuck my pussy?”

>> No.18349020

>Say no
>She says it's the wrong answer and rapes you anyway

>> No.18349030

Tiny Apophis daughterus!

>> No.18349034

>ridiculous amount of bite marks all over your neck and shoulders from repetitive obsessive graping?
Yes, wrapped up in her coils as i go blank from overload while she either pumps more of her venom into me or whispers how much she loves me sounds like paradise.

>> No.18349070

>your Apophis daughterus will never climb up your body and happily coil around you
Kill me desu.

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>> No.18349077

>Anon is limply hanging off the back of husband Apophis wife’s tail
>his eyes are glazed over in semi-conscious bliss, drool coming out the side of his mouth
>his veins are noticeable all over much of his body, pumping purple blood, most noticeable and prominent around his neck
>there, his wife is licking with her elongated tongue, cleaning nearly a hundred bite punctures all over the area, making an utter mess of his upper body
>his dick is a bloated, fat and bulging monster, stuffing his wife’s plump and needy hole with load after load after load
>she shudders in her own orgasm and reaches a hand to hold his limp head up, no response from him as he’s lost most motor functioning for the time being
>she sighs and speaks in a deranged obsessive voice as her hair falls wildly over her face
>”Haaaau... my sweet husband, sweet husband, so sweet and kind... just one more bite, sweet husband, haaa, one more bite... this time for sure, dear sweet husband... just one more bite~”
>she dives her head back down to his neck to give him his twentieth ‘one last bite’ of the night

>> No.18349086

Sounds dangerous

>> No.18349093

I want to be friends with an apophis. I want to be friends with a lot of monster girls actually.

>> No.18349103

>back of husband Apophis wife’s tail
I believe you meant his, but other than that sounds blissful going into the night with her 'last bites. I just hope when we wake up shes either already graping me or letting the few dozen or so bite marks heal up first. Either way I dont think I would ever want to leave her coils nor do I think i could.

>> No.18349112

I want cute and pure apophis daughters while my wife is a hedon!

>> No.18349128

In the best possible way.
Yeah, dumb autocorrect.
But anon, she’d be a total addict. You’d wake up with feeling slowly returning to your body, utterly wrapped in her coils, and she’d smile and kiss you sweetly- only for her eyes to wander to your exposed neck and her heart beating faster as she sees that beautiful pristine flesh, heavy breathing as she slides her kiss to your cheek, then your neck again while whispering “Just one to start the day, sweet husband, just one little love bite for my dear sweet husbauuh-“ not even waiting for your answer before sinking her fangs in.

>> No.18349130

How would you hide such an active sex life from your daughterus?

How would anybody hear hide their active sex lives from their daughterus?

>> No.18349132

Would you play ‘Colossus of Rhodes’ with them and march around while they try to hold on?

>> No.18349137 [SPOILER] 
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Why is Druella so CUTE?

>> No.18349143

You would think a being so rich and powerful could afford to buy herself better taste. Spoopy eyes are a shit aesthetic

>> No.18349159

Personally, I know my waifu and I wouldn't be able to at all, but I'm a daughteru dicker so it probably wouldn't matter if she sees lewd things going on when she's really young. I'd also be lying if I said I didn't think that her seeing said lewd things would encourage her to seek out such things for herself from me and her mother.

>> No.18349164
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>I'm a daughteru dicker

>> No.18349168

And people think I'm the crazy one!

>> No.18349171

Haha nice one man!

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>> No.18349175

Lol I remember this meme, very funny bro XD

>> No.18349176
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>When you have the cutest looks and the best personality among MGs

How do the other MG types even compete?

>> No.18349177

I would, for one, explain that it’s very special game that only mommies and daddies can play, keep as much of it ‘covered’ as best I can, and make sure the daughterus are out of the room when it occurs, along with making sure they don’t try to drink or feast as much as their mom

>> No.18349178

Losenis has low standards.

>> No.18349181

I hate them too but c’mon guy.

>> No.18349183

>letting your daughteru see anything overtly lewd between you and your waifu increases the chances of becoming the ultimate degenerate
Lord help us.

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Smells like barn in here.

>> No.18349188

She doesn't need an answer, as long as i have her I am happy. She could pump me with as much of her venom as she likes, everyday going by as i bearly recognize them passing. Though I'm sure when we have daughters she'll grape me slightly less so I can love them too. Though when they're off at school or away the endless love and graping can continue.
Because all Lilims are CUTE!

>> No.18349197

Epic meme, do you have a twitter I can subscribe to for more?

>> No.18349199

Is this the premise to Bojack the Horseman.

>> No.18349200

Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out

>> No.18349202

Fuck you write Spider Cow. Don't disappoint the ear wiggler.

>> No.18349205

I want to take her on a date.

>> No.18349207

Pay me

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If something doesn't live in a barn then it can't smell like a barn.

>> No.18349230

Do echidnas do gatherings every centuries or so to tell the others how their dungeons are going or if a hero is near the end they congratulate that one echidna soon to be married?

>> No.18349232

Would you indulge her kinky venom play even if it wasn’t biting you? Like her trailing it down her body for you to drink or her snowballing it into your mouth? Imagine her ecstatic face as you prove you’re willing to indulge her addiction to graping you.
As for when you have daughters, she’d be more... discreet, but just as unbridled. You’d sit at the table and happily talk with the girls before your wife brings breakfast over. Fluffy pancakes for the daughters, and for you... a bulging, steaming omelette leaking an ooze of baked in purple venom in comical excess. She’d look at you with a face most innocent telling you to eat up, and your more curious daughter would ask why daddy’s food looks funny. Your wife would tell them it’s because it has daddy’s medicine in there, and that they should finish breakfast and give you a hug before they head out for the day.
>”So go on, sweetie. Eat your breakfast! Now.”

>> No.18349233

Indecent a best.

>> No.18349256

Do it anyway.

>> No.18349259

How do we protect our brave lands from slutty angels?

>> No.18349269

I feel like I should be ashamed for having a casual clothing fetish in my monsters

>> No.18349272

Of course id drink the venom right from her mouth, I'd drink it every time we kissed. I'd eat that food while looking her right in the eyes and even tease her about it. Though I'm worried that the daughterus might get home early and come to find their mother graping me as im in ecstasy. That's going to be hard to explain to them why daddy looked purple like momma.

>> No.18349276

What happens when the daughterus start producing their own venom and realize what the main ingredient of all of their father's meals actually is?

>> No.18349317

Well it's not going to do much of anything if I eat it, but I imagine the idea of seeing me swallow it might be hot for her much like watching her swallow cum so I guess maybe?

>> No.18349336

All of a graped sphinxs riddles would be about her ass, if you guess wrong she sits on your face.
If you guess right you can put your face in her ass.

>> No.18349346

The 2nd Exet game has a graped Anubis and Sphinx. The Anubis has purple fur while the Sphinx looks similar to her normal counterpart.

Both wear the silver dancer ornaments too.

>> No.18349352

>If you guess right you can put your face in her ass.
But what if I want to put my dick in her ass?

>> No.18349357

I want her to do a riddle about what’s big, brown, and should use my face as a seat only to tell her it can’t be her ass as it’s too small

>> No.18349385

>Daughters burst in the door happily
>wife has your limp and heavily graped body hoisted up above her head as she chugs your bursting dick like a kegstand
She’d try and give them ‘the talk’, though you could probably only chime in with moans and burbling drooling. They’d get the idea though.
Then they also smile a bit teasingly at daddy when Mom gives him his food, and more readily giggle while leaving when Mom tells them they should play outside for the next few hours. Not to mention starting to eye the neighborhood boys they’re each interested in.
It would still give you some sort of buzz and yes, she’d find it extremely erotic. But you’re assuming wrong. You think it’s only her venom she baked in there for you.

>> No.18349400

I wonder if once the daughters get wise they don’t mind (non sexually) playing around with their papa’s graped body. Treating it like a big pale purple teddy bear for tea parties and such.

>> No.18349426

while purple mother is below the table drinking,her tail takes a seat with the other tea guests!

>> No.18349439

>letting your waifu fellate you in frond of your daughters
Anon, no!

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Boys should never visit the swamp because it can only end in one of two ways for them.
1: They become some perverted Dark Mage's familiar
2: Pic related

>> No.18349459

They’re monsters of a very lewd species, they’d think nothing of it.
>”More tea dadd- I mean, Mister Purple?”
>”Splendid! Here you are. And how about you Misses Tail? Wonderful! Here you go!”
>even though she’s busy choking down yet another creamy load under the table, your wife still makes her tail bow and pat her daughters on the head
Now this is the lewd yet cute home life of a Monstergirl.

>> No.18349463

Sounds good to me.

>> No.18349465

I wonder, if you get injected with enough Apophis venom do you turn purple?

>> No.18349471

Wouldnt aphobis be rich if they sold their venom? i guess it could fetch high price per bottle

i can already see desperate vampires or tanukis buying it

>> No.18349480

I’m fine with that, I get MEAT either way

>> No.18349483

Taste the rainbow

>> No.18349486

Spoiler for tastes
I like to think your skin becomes pale and your veins become bulgingly prominent and purple, so your skin takes on a sickly purpleish hue the more she grapes you. That combined with an enlarged drooling dick and even some temporary purple sceleration. It would wear off and of course none of it would be painful or unhealthy, but after long enough exposure from a decade of marriage some of it would stick around even after wearing off. I’m into being basically her venom-bloated sex-thrall for her sadistic Yandere tendencies though, so just my thing.

>> No.18349488

>Boys should never visit the swamp
I'm imagining creepy smashmouth playing in the distance

>> No.18349490

Swamp Vamp Mosquitoes are larger and more aggressive than the regular kind.

>> No.18349496

I’ll be saved* at the last minute by Gator girl!

*Saving involves heavy facesitting and claiming as husband

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>> No.18349500

>Anon gets swarmed by vamp mosquitos
>And leeches
>And oddly a wandering vampire

Hope they are good at transfusion

>> No.18349502

Being a poolboy would be the worst job in MGE
Imaging all the fur and scales you'd have to clean
And the feathers, god forbid it was a kelp.

>> No.18349510

>flow kelp stuck in the filter
>still kuu but there a twinge if real fear
>”A-anon? A little help? Please?

>> No.18349511

Dark Mage familiar doesn't seem so bad.

>> No.18349514

Gonna gently remove her and then put her back into floating in the pool

>> No.18349520

>pettanko dark mage

>> No.18349524

>”T-thanks. That happens every so often. Once I was stuck for a whole week... hmm...”
>’You okay?’
>”... The nights are cold"

>> No.18349528

Getting bitten by a swamp Vamp Mosquito is a unique experience that most people should probably stay away from

Gator girls are overweight and lazy. You'd be better off with any other girl from the swamp.

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>> No.18349543

>Dryad/Ent of the Pines
>hair of soft pine needles, skin has bark like scales along the sides, arms and legs are sturdy and trunklike
>legs end in gnarled and winding root feet, that she can walk upon or root in if she so chooses
>always followed by a light dusting of snow, and sound itself seems muted around her
>you find her in the forest and she takes a curioisify towards you, towering at seven feet tall above you as she cocks her head
>a pine cone drops from her hair, and she watches intently to see how you will react, speaking no words

>> No.18349544

>though you could probably only chime in with moans and burbling
I wouldn't be surprised if Apophi can naturally understand the gibberish of a graped man.
>I’m into being basically her venom-bloated sex-thrall for her sadistic Yandere tendencies though, so just my thing.
Same with me anon. A Yandere apophis who keeps me graped up in her coils forever is my dream.

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>> No.18349547

>unique experience

explain,dont blood mosquitoes just wanna be pumped with eggs?

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>> No.18349554

>4'8 dark mage with a flat chest
>height complex
>heavily into magical femdom to cover for her insecurity

>> No.18349563

>magical femdom
Telekinesis sounding?

>> No.18349569

>the guy becomes Straight Purple Man
For instance, penises.

>> No.18349575

I would hope you hope you develop a tolerance to it over time. How can she say she loves you if she enjoys you most when you’re near comatose?

>> No.18349577

More like using magic to keep you on the floor while she does some reverse cowgirl or levitates you above her so she can jerk you off from bellow as if she's milking a cow.

>> No.18349586

Just think of her happily carrying you about and feeding you spoon by spoon of some nice food as she milks your cock into an extra large condom with her other hand for her to enjoy later. She’d be so happy of her husband being such an obedient and loyal thing. It would make her just want to bite him... again... though she’s running out of new spots to bite~

>> No.18349591

Just imagine her long stinger sucking out your blood as her potent saliva makes the bitten area feel uncontrollably hot and sexually itchy
It's like being bitten by a regular Vamp Mosquito but way more intense

>dont blood mosquitoes just wanna be pumped with eggs?
True, first they slurp your blood for maximum chances of impregnation and then they bounce on you until they have at least quadruplets on the way.

>> No.18349600

It’s a cultural thing. And a Yandere thing. The point is, it gets me rock hard. Kinda like people who wanna just sleep forever with a Weresheep or have a Dragon Zombie miasmate the whole cave so you’re permanently as simple and horny as her. It’s an exercise in excess, and it’s excellent, to me anyway.

>> No.18349614

I would give anything to be a pool boy for an ara ara Flow Kelp.

>> No.18349619

Is she tall and slim with legs for days?

Most things in MGE you'd expect to develop a tolerance to actually cause you to become more and more sensitive with each use

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>> No.18349636

She wouldn't need the condom, she could just bite me when she wants a load. If she runs out of spots on my neck she could let me heal for a while as we cuddle up together.

>> No.18349639

Personally, that’s the stuff I cannot stand. I can’t swallow the idea that 80 years later they’ll still be hugging and fugging the same was as ever. Theres got to be more to life than being a cum pump

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>see something you like, onii-chan?~

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>> No.18349663

You have not yet embraced the mindset of monster.

>> No.18349670

Couldn't she just fix herself? There are plenty of options in universe even without magic.

>> No.18349671

Why is that cum on her tummy and not inside it?

>> No.18349674


>> No.18349677

Growing bored and resistant to things is an inherent human trait. MGE's Monster girls don't abide by that rule and free you from it with their mana.

>> No.18349679

Do amazons know what snu-snu means?
What if you had to explain it to them?

>> No.18349683

That poor girl. Install a grate over the intake for fucks sake. Worst pool boy ever.

>> No.18349686

Oh well. Something else to headcanon out.

>> No.18349690

I want to annoy the shit out of a bevy of lewd lolis by treating them like adorable puppies. Daughter-zoning, basically.

>> No.18349691

>Wanting to headcannon out never get bored of your wife

>> No.18349692

>body writing
Any idea what it says? That collar is cheating though, damn Familiars.

>> No.18349706

It’s not that, I just want more out of life than sex

>> No.18349711

>No Sphinx, Gargoyle, or Ushi-Oni stories

>> No.18349716

I don’t know about you man, but if I could have a banging 12/10 wife who is literally always dtf, would never cheat on me and is incapable of it on a metaphysical and biological level, gives me a 10,000 year life span and her effects on me give me a humongous cock and balls, no refractory period, no fatigue after sex and orgasm feels even better than it does now, I’d have no problem with any of that and with fucking her 80+ hours a week.
Why not I say. I don’t even need an eye opening mindset change thing, I’m down for it from the getgo.

>> No.18349719

There is more in MGE than just sex, we were indulging our want to become a cum pump and if you don't like it thats fine.

>> No.18349721

We agree to disagree and that’s fine.

>> No.18349725

Having worked at my dream job for the past five years and effectively been able to do the ‘fulfilling’ things I want such as travel to cool foreign places and all that, I can say with full confidence id honestly rather have the perfect sex-filled life with no downsides

>> No.18349726

Well then you're free to live out your fantasy however you want? Just cause someone else wants to be an apophis venom slave for eternity doesn't mean your gonna be forced to marry an apophis venom slave for eternity.

>> No.18349732

Welp I cucked that up, I meant you aren't going to be forced to marry an apophis and be her venom slave

>> No.18349733

I feel you anon. Thankfully I have plenty of fetishes to indulge in so we could usually keep things fresh. That being said though, there would definitely be times where we might not have sex for a couple of days. Not that there's anything wrong with that either, sometimes we'd just need a break, you know?

>> No.18349736
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>see something you like, onii-chan?~
Why yes, yes there is.

>> No.18349737

Who cast it? Some smug shortstack onee-sabbath witch?

>> No.18349748


>> No.18349750


What's your job anon?

>> No.18349751

Clever girl...

>> No.18349765

Mabey the queen of hearts

>> No.18349775


Park Ranger.

>> No.18349797

Too bad there are no MGs. I’d love to be a park ranger with MGs working with me and living in the woods surrounding me.

>> No.18349799

Another reason to burn wonderland.

>> No.18349828
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Basilisks are cute. CUTE!

>> No.18349831

>can’t burn Wonderland because not even fire works like it should there

>> No.18349842

I'd really love them more if the red glow from their vagina region was far more subdued or even removed altogether.

>> No.18349850

>glowing vagina

>> No.18349860

I want to steal her mask.

>> No.18349862

A girl with no legs or ass is missing 2/3s of the point of 2B but she's cute nonetheless.

Might be neat if it only showed when they spread it or were being penetrated. Also
>You will never use your waifu's vag00 as a nightlight

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Smol nightgaunts

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>> No.18349878

>Flat/Sabbath Nightgaunt with a prankster husband
>Shapes his slime around her so it looks like she has the the fattest tits, ass and hips
How would this be received?

>> No.18349879

>no ass

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>> No.18349886

Cute adorable crying and nervousness over whether she isn’t good enough for him.
Nightgaunts are contenders for best bully-targetfus.

>> No.18349896

That’s pretty much the definition of no ass, yes.
A scientific absence of ass.

>> No.18349901

>implying mge snakes don't have human holes

>> No.18349904

I like to headcanon mine with a fat hump there anyway. I've had it explained that this too isn't quite right, but it's close enough for me to shrug away.

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>> No.18349913

Why can't you just post normally instead of being a huge insufferable faggot?

>> No.18349914

It makes sense that they have hips as critical muscle attachment and you can have a fat lump most anywhere on an animal. But it won't feel exactly like a butt because it doesn't have the same shape of musculature underneath it. Personally, I prefer the shape look like a butt in a tight skirt of scales rather than some fake cheeks with a crack but really you could do it either way.

>> No.18349919
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Alraunes are ___.

>> No.18349921

No, I'm with you. You could do the crack thing but I don't like it and it might not be the most pleasant bit of her body to run your hand between with scales anyway. All I need is the tight skirt look shaped well enough to maintain that upside down heart shape. It'd probably just feel like a second pair of tits which is fine and it'd come with the added bonus of jiggling more when she moved.

>> No.18349929

All natural fufufu~
>Watermelon Alraune and Pumpkin Alraune eyeing you up

>> No.18349933

A pair of fatties is what they are!

>> No.18349936

Nonsense! Gaze upon their prizewinners! Hanging heavy with sweet juicy bounty!

>> No.18349938

>Watermelon Alraune

>> No.18349940

Gives a whole new meaning to the seed spitting contest.

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>> No.18349946

Would nightgaunts be into breathplay or erotic asphyxiation? It'd be easy to do.

>> No.18349947

>Pumpkin Alraune
Gonna scrape her insides if you catch my drift

>> No.18349948

I think so. Her trembling twitching body and face losing color means she’s in love!

>> No.18349957
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Touch the cow.

>> No.18349959

Tits too big, don't wanna

>> No.18349960

>too big
When the portals open you will be the first to Alp

>> No.18349966

Can I sign a contract with a demon to make me able to play the Blues? Or rock and roll?

>> No.18349969
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No, my modest waifu will protect me from gaylords.

>> No.18349971

Maybe, that's supposed to make you want to touch more. I imagine that's not large for a cow, either.

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thorn women are better

>> No.18349973
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Filthy casual.

>> No.18349974

>too big
Man I remember my first decade on the Internet

>> No.18349979

Underrated olev. Especially the pocket-sized ones that let you wear them on your coat.

>> No.18349980

>Too big
Holy shit, someone please post me some Mattie or Vanessa from graphiteknight. I need my fix

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You shame the mofu name.

>> No.18350012

Look at all dat floof

>> No.18350019

Aaaaahhhhhhhh yesssss
Das it man
I wanna be her designated driver

>> No.18350020

I’d touch that cow.

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This is your Emperor, say something nice about her.

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I wanna be the admiral of the Mofu Fleet.

>> No.18350025

My mofu is soft where it counts. Her tail and ears.

>> No.18350032

Scary mofu.

>> No.18350036

Looks like a slut

>> No.18350037

What're they saying?

>> No.18350041

The one on the right is rough, sure.
But it’s the quiet ones like the left one you really have to watch yourself around.

>> No.18350043

I want to listen to her sing.

>> No.18350045

So beautiful and boobiful

>> No.18350047

I'm still going to take those two home with me. I wouldn't even care if they were part of some criminal organization!

>> No.18350048

Normally that size would make me shake my head but she's actually got the muscle to carry them.

>> No.18350050

Looking at her gives me the urge to breed.

>> No.18350058

Would go last in a hundred slave sloppy seconds gangbang.

>> No.18350061

Don't be a faggot

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>> No.18350064

Cuck spotted,

>> No.18350073

>Not winning her heart and keeping her all to yourself

>> No.18350075

I don't see how that's rude, looking at her makes me want to impregnate a woman, whether it's her or one of her other subjects she wins. It's a compliment.
Also thank god for Shaft.

>> No.18350076

She was dumb to leave the stove on when she left Rome.

>> No.18350079

There is nothing rude about wanting to breed the emperor that can't sing.

>> No.18350081

I meant to reply to the sloppy Xths fag below your post, whoops.

>> No.18350088

>her face when she's just had her 200th creampie of the week

>> No.18350096 [DELETED] 

Go away you nigger faggot.

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Sharp teeth! Dragon girls are powerful and scary Monster Girls to be respected!

>> No.18350111

Nice dick scraping teeth she's got there.

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>> No.18350121

bjs are much more erotic if the girl has shark teeth.

>> No.18350122

>snakes with towels

>> No.18350124

>Be the only other guy there
>have to watch the happy couple get it on while you're stuck alone in the bath

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>> No.18350130

She truly has a body fit for a whore. I think that'd be a compliment to a monstergirl, right?

I want to give her a bunch of sugar and caffeine before she goes into the spring next time just to see what would happen.

>> No.18350138

Why are snakes so cute?

>> No.18350146

Even better if the shark teeth actually belong to a shark.

>> No.18350150

>I think that'd be a compliment to a monstergirl, right?
Imagine trying to explain normal human prostitution to a monster that grew up in a monster society with little or no contact with humans.
>So, they get payed to have sex? With men?
>Sorry, explain it again

>> No.18350157

I understood that reference

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>> No.18350172

Why are you posting random Pastebin links with no context? Got tired of spamming screencaps I assume?

>> No.18350174

Question is, once she gets it, how does she react? I feel like MGE monsters would look down on prostitutes (at least as far as they look down on anyone) because love should be for one special person or at least free. Of course, there'd still be a few outliers who would go "I can make MONEY doing that?!" actually, I kind of want to ask KC on that now. Has anyone already?

>> No.18350178

Probably the same way most men in real life look at house husbands. A confusing mixture of disdain and envy.

>> No.18350180

Is it a bot or something? Shit confuses me.

>> No.18350203

Nothing gets by you Detective Dorome

>> No.18350219

>Question is, once she gets it, how does she react?
Probably starting with indifference before starting to turn negative. Sure at first they'd be intrigued by actually getting paid, but eventually it could be taken as an actual insult to the monster's ability to get a husband, or her sexual ability at all.
>"Eeeehhh?? You had sex with HOW MANY guys and they all decided to just walk away? Girl, what's going on? My sister and her husband lost it to each other and you're here still finding no one!"
>I can imagine prostitution also getting awfully misunderstood as the guy paying the woman to leave afterwards. Prostitues will be the target of extremists from then on, trying to 'fix' what broken messes they think they are for people to actually pay them to leave immediately afterwards.

>> No.18350230
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Trust no one, not even yourself.

>> No.18350232

I want a haughty ojou monster to be my sugar mommy.

>> No.18350240

Same, although I'm torn between a pudgy holst ojou or a muscled vampire one.

>> No.18350241

Trust no one, not even your shelf!
>Shog maid starts sweating

>> No.18350242

>A dorome wearing a deerstalker cap
>Random magnifying sticking out of her goo

>> No.18350246

>Queenslime exchanges a nervous glance with herself.

>> No.18350249

That tail was made for grabbing.

>> No.18350251

I want a creepy super villainess to be my sugar momma.

>> No.18350256

>She keeps an evidence journal
>it’s filled with doodles of flowers and is completely illegible
>Her father hnnnngs every time he catches her playing this game

>> No.18350265

Isn't every tail? Though you should handle them differently, I suppose.

>> No.18350277

For biting
Tails with flat leather fleshy bits on the end like that are for biting

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>> No.18350298

Great idea for close quarters combat when fighting for the order!

>> No.18350305

It's obviously some shitter from another site entirely.

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>Conversely, when a man touches an unmarried succubus' tail, it will be interpreted by the succubus as an invitation for sex to bring the relationship to a deeper level.

You gonna get proactively dated.

>> No.18350314

Yes, love bites and licks are a must for spade tails. This is in stark contrast to the gentle manner in which one should handle. fluffy tails.

>> No.18350318

What makes you think that? They could be from another board, or just a bored shitposter from here.

>> No.18350324

Because the majority of screencaps they spam originate from /monster/ or some miscellaneous forum.

>> No.18350330

That's a pastebin link. Are you assuming every shitpost is one person?

>> No.18350335

The important thing to remember is not to bite fat fleshy or reptilian tails. They're delicate and you can damage them.

>> No.18350358

Almost none of the images the shitposter uses come from /monster/, they're all from spacebattles, MGU sites with some occasionally being from /cuckquean/
It's fair to say the pastebin post might not be the same guy though, it actually appears to be a story.

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>tfw this pharaoh isn't my momster right now
I'd tread on any snake for her

>> No.18350415

Get in line.

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>> No.18350420

>Playing with your detective dorome daughter
>”How goes it detective?”
>’Very good constabable. I think I know who it is.”
>”Oh really?”
>She does a dramatic Phoenix Wright pose pointing at you and slings some mud onto your shirt
>”You’re the one that loves me!”
>’Oh dear! You’ve found me out. I do! I love you very much! I just can’t help myself, you’re far too cute!'
>Give her a kiss on the forehead as you hug her.
>Mama dorome is watching from a few feet away
>Her smile is wider than any recorded dorome smile

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>> No.18350441

You'd be spoiled rotten and it would be hard for any girl you bring home to impress her.

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>> No.18350457

>tread on a snake
That’s her pet you jerk!

>> No.18350464

It hurts lads
It hurts

>> No.18350466

He probably meant running through a Roper pit to get to her.

>> No.18350467

Execpt for your maid, you can always trust your maid.

>> No.18350468

Id take a mud bath with them both afterward. My cute girls!

>> No.18350471

As a Human

As a Succubus
>Still a whore

>> No.18350475

Just what we needed, more random contextless screencaps.

>> No.18350483

>>Still a whore(loyal)

>> No.18350493

>"Sweetie, why do you keep fraternizing with commoner girls? A fine prince like you deserves only royalty as his bride."
>"But you're the only royalty for miles."
>"So it would appear. Should I have my Anubis begin planning our wedding?"

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>trying to force Succubutt hatred again
I think the guy spamming them has no self awareness even when he's had his posts deleted before.

>> No.18350502

Would bow down before her and let her use me as a stool

>> No.18350505

I would hate Succubi because it's the only way to get them to acknowledge me.

>> No.18350512

Yeah I hate them too.
I hate their plump butts, and I'd hate it even more if they put them on my face and dick. The only way it'd be able to get any worse if they did that would be if they pressed their breasts against me too.

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>"So it would appear. Should I have my Anubis begin planning our wedding?"
Why would her kid need another woman when his mom is a thick brown banterful goddess?

>> No.18350520

What if she's already married?

>> No.18350521

I like the way you anons think.

>> No.18350525

>Genki Anubis with ears perked up walks in with a clipboard and binder
>”I’ve got some research already ready. I know these great place for the flowers, cake, and food. We can order decorations from the local town. I have the majority of the guest list set and invitations ready to be ordered.”
>Her tail is wagging up a storm and she’s practically bouncing on her pads

>> No.18350529

I would love a chubby mummy.
Heck, I'd love multiple of them, along with maybe one muscled one.

>> No.18350540

I would really despise it if a Kakuen did those things to me. The only way that torturous experience could be worse is if two Kakuens were teasing me with their lewd bodies.

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Are you this Anon by any chance?

>> No.18350564

No, but I'd probably live a similar life.

>> No.18350572

We're discussing momsters of the jocasta complex variety.

>> No.18350593

>Divorced couple reuniting during Lescatae bombings under the influence of mamano mana
>Black and White, Date Unknown

>> No.18350594

>dressing like this in front of her son
Does she have dreams about her son reaching an age where he can dominate her and fuck her silly?

>> No.18350602

>Taking your ex back
>For any reason
Not even DE can fix that.

>> No.18350610

Truly Druella is the worst.

>> No.18350618

Two fucking years. Where has the time gone?

>> No.18350622

Remember that automatons should grow up on a healthy diet of mecha series to grow a proper sense of justice.

>> No.18350623

I hate Druella so much. I hope she dies!

>> No.18350627

The worst at not being cute.

>> No.18350630

What about Kamen Rider?

>> No.18350636

That's for mantises and soldier beetles.

>> No.18350639

Those were objectively better times. God I wish I could go back to when thee threads weren't as fucking cancerous.

>> No.18350643

What ever happened to love conquers all?

>> No.18350647

>Forgetting about Gremlins
Also, there is nothing official that prevents Automatons from watching men fight monsters while suffering horribly.

>> No.18350651

Friendly reminder to be very careful when taking your monstergirl daughterus to parks anon! You can't ever tell if it's a normal innocent park or a park run by the Sabbath until it's too late. Please, save yourself the trouble of having to explain to your little girls why the merry-go-round has weird vibrating sticks where your butt is supposed to go or why two people are allowed to ride a single swing at the same time!

>> No.18350654

It never existed.

>> No.18350657

Rose tinted glasses it's more or less the same thing now only with less latenight posts and more time between profile releases.
Sure we have our arguments and cancerous posts now but we had them back then too, they just took slightly different forms.

>> No.18350660 [DELETED] 

>People requesting futa Cheshire gifs
>All that Alp faggotry
Take off the rose shades

>> No.18350663
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>If a woman is attacked by a Mershark or struck by a weapon forged from their fangs, it seems like they'll often be transformed into a sea-dwelling monster such as a Nereid, Mermaid or Mershark.
So what determines what a woman attacked by a Mershark will turn into?

>> No.18350669


their personality I'd assume

>> No.18350671

>No more writers
>Almost no artists
>Most anons have completely accepted alps, furries and obese posters
These threads have reached /ktg/ levels of cancer and either should die or go through serious reforms.

>> No.18350673
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Ice Queen mom > Pharaoh mom

>> No.18350677

Whatever one is closest to her personality.

>> No.18350679

Her personality and desires I guess. That gunslinger >>18349973
turned into a Holst because she wants a child to breastfeed.

>> No.18350683

>That gunslinger >>18349973 (You)
>turned into a Holst because she wants a child to breastfeed.
Where did you get that?

>> No.18350688

Text in the image that was translated.

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>> No.18350696

I'd make those dreams come true. And even if her son somehow grew up to be a subby wimp, liberal application of God Voice will set him straight on the path to making his momster his bitch.

...Now that I think about it, with God Voice Pharaohs make the perfect powerbottoms, saying just the right things to get you to really tear her up inside

>> No.18350698

Man, imagine if a mantis saw kamen rider.

>> No.18350700 [DELETED] 

Go back through the archives you fucking double nigger.

>> No.18350704

You mean the ones made before monster girls would have taken control or after? Because I don't think monster girls would appreciate seasons like Build, Kuuga or Blade.

>> No.18350707

I like hot temperatures and hate the cold

>> No.18350711

Previous threads. Although the one where the girl turns into a Demon isn't really translated.

>> No.18350722

MG aren't strangers to death, they'd hate bad ends.

>> No.18350727

/monster/ does actually come here to cause shit though, some of them even admitted it on the discord a while back.

>> No.18350741

I want to lick her gills

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>> No.18350745

So they'd really hate the early seasons. I wonder how they'd feel about some of the accidents the actors went though.

>> No.18350747

I'm looking but I can't find it.

>> No.18350750

>dat spillage

Always found that to be a bit of a turn-on

>> No.18350751

Then you're retarded.

>> No.18350752
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Yeti mom can keep you warm and safe from the cold, and she bakes a mean cookie

>> No.18350761

Big Demon milkers. She's perfect.

>> No.18350771

I want to suckle my waifus toes!

>> No.18350775

Why are the humans never dressed prudently?

>> No.18350780

Same here, Anon. Same here.

>> No.18350787

>some of them
Just 1 assuming you were talking about the circlejerk and he stopped caring about this place a long time ago.

>> No.18350792

Morale support I think.

>> No.18350801
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Nadia in Burning edge has got me thinking.
What if you decide to fight a young or freshly corrupted salamander/lizardwoman? That way the fight would be easier.

>> No.18350804

I feel you anon, my waifu and daughteru would polymorph from paws to human hands and feet occasionally so I can play with their hands and feet in such a way. Licking, sucking, kissing, plus all the neat bondage things that don't quite work with big meaty paws.

>> No.18350852

Unless you're bullying lizards and want to damage them.

I want to hug her. She's too cute.

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>> No.18350903

I don't like this lilim character. She seems very intrusive and acts purely on emotion.

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>> No.18350911

She's just making all those sad repressed human girls into happy liberated monster girls.

>> No.18350931

But by doing that she's pretty much forcing a huge shift on the people around that human girl. It's fine if they're terminally ill, but corrupting an entire city just because you want to is pretty rude to those that don't want to become a monster.

>> No.18350938

free will is overrated

>> No.18350949

Druella pls.

>> No.18350952

Why wouldn't they?

>> No.18350963

Druella violated the NAP

>> No.18350966

Please don't maim in the process of bullying

>> No.18350970

It could come down to multiple reasons. It could be something simple like personal preferences or something more irrational like fear.

>> No.18350974

It all boils down to skill.
a monster can be out skilled no matter how strong they are.
Keep in mind though that Nadia had no real prior experience fighting

>> No.18350979

But I don't like big meaty paws either.

>> No.18350980

>to those that don't want to become a monster.
People who don't want to become a monster or a monster's husband are just misguided and need help.
I'm not jokingly taking the side of extremists, just think about how happy monster couples are merely being with each other and having sex then compare them to the state of humanity.

>> No.18350981

You seem to have gotten lost.

>> No.18350982

It grows back, it's fine. We can bond over the experience by having her for dinner.

>> No.18350984

Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

>> No.18350991

I don't think you know how /tg/ acts, anon.

>> No.18350997

yeah ive never actually been there , I just build a mental image from the 40kfags I occasionally encounter.

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>everyone who makes reasonable arguments against corruption is from /tg/

>> No.18351003

That's their problem, more sexy monsters for the guys.

>> No.18351008

Again, it's completely fine if the girl wants to become a monster or has severe health issues that can be fixed by turning into one. But forcing it upon an entire city because of a few really shit apples is a bit much in my mind.

>> No.18351012

If you hide in the closet and jump out and scare your lizardfu will her tail fall off?

>> No.18351024

Laws of warfare.

>> No.18351030

Well corruption doesn't implant battle skill.
If it did then hard work would be devalued, every mister Anderson would become Neo and Selene would just nuke towns to get her fix

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>> No.18351038

can love bloom in the battlefield?

>> No.18351045

>Selene nuking towns to get her fix
Which other lilim would be out to stop her?

>> No.18351058

I want a big, fat cuddle cat that loves to sit in my lap at inopportune times.

>> No.18351060


>> No.18351062

I doubt it.

>> No.18351063

arn't we all a little /tg/?

>> No.18351068

None of them, why would they? It's not like she's doing anything they think is wrong.

>> No.18351071

>why would they?
cause the plot demands it

>> No.18351074

Of course, even in MGQ's full world war it does.

Lizards and Ares would like to have a word with you.

>> No.18351075

None of them
She has her mansion for her fight boner
And she can always just kidnap and groom a warrior instead of fucking over a city.

>> No.18351082

I'd like to have a word with them too.

>> No.18351085

>why would they?
Clearly because she'd disagree with the fetishes the other is giving those towns. It's first come first serve.

>> No.18351087

>"Oh Anon, its so good to see you!"
>"W-why am I sweaty and breathing so hard?"
>"I can't help that these nachos are so spicy!"

>> No.18351090

>Supporting casual kidnapping

>> No.18351093

Demonic Energy can fix that.

>> No.18351095

What happens if your monster daughteru grows up without a childhood friend and becomes full-on NEET after she is done with school?

>> No.18351100

>Sitting at work, minding my own business
>Mom-again coworker meets friend and starts talking about breastfeeding
>Think of hosts
>Pop a semi
Send help or cows. Helpful cows are preferred.

>> No.18351102

>groom a warrior
But she already loves a man

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>> No.18351117

Didn't she get the urge to Green realm that order city she's "visiting"?

>> No.18351127

What do helpful cows do aside from giving you breastfeeding nursing handjobs?

>> No.18351136
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>Excuse me sir, do you have a minute to listen to the word of the Fallen God?

>> No.18351139

Some Order guy. One of the latest chapters has her infiltrate his town to find him.

>> No.18351145

I'm going to brandish a baseball bat.

>> No.18351148

No thanks, I'm degenerate enough already.

>> No.18351151
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Damn Purplecats.

>> No.18351154

>that succubus on the left
I wonder if the church of the fallen god is accepting new members

>> No.18351157

If you fuck your Dark Priest in a debauched enough manner during prayers she will be able to hear the voice of the Fallen God.

>> No.18351161

>do you have a minute to listen to the word of the Fallen God?
I have already heard of her religion i am slightly fine as is please go.

>> No.18351174

>not going for the one on the right

>> No.18351175

Sensory overload
Maybe that's why the more aggressive Lilims and succubi corrupt, they sense all the repressed emotions and denial of love so they can't stand it

>> No.18351176

Does Purplecat Pizza give you a selection of asses or do you get random ones each time?

>> No.18351186

The larger the box, the larger the butt.

>> No.18351189

In the case of MGE, the question is if we can hope to stop it.

>> No.18351196

What else would a man need in life? But seriously, she would
>Let (read: make) make me sleep with my head against her chest
>Ensure I had a glass of milk every morning
>Keep me warm at night
>Tell me everything will be alright

>> No.18351224

>>Let (read: make) make me sleep with my head against her chest
Did you have a fucking stroke?

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Don't open

>> No.18351230

In their circles, the noises made during ahegaoing is pretty much akin to speaking tongues.

>> No.18351233
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Do they give their pizza sizes in terms of ass sizes?
>Flat is Justice (12")- 12.99
>Nice n' Firm (14")- 15.99
>Apple Bottom (16")- 18.99
>Badonkadonk (20")- 23.99
>Ask about our Shelf Booty Special. Feeds you and your friends for 29.99
>If you ask for you pizza Chicago-style you get a brown cat

>> No.18351236

So what happens to men that have a lot of bottled emotions that monster girls don't like? Would they just kill them?

>> No.18351237

Does that mean you get a plump loli butt if you order a medium pizza?

>make me sleep with my head against her chest
I'd love to go deeper than that and have her bury my face between her tits whenever we go to sleep. Hathor will keep me safe from suffocation.

>> No.18351242

>>Flat is Justice (12")- 12.99
Do you have anything smaller please?

>> No.18351243

I want to pat her head and scratch behind her ears for doing such a good job.

>> No.18351244

I'd right too but left's face is too lewd to resist.

>> No.18351247

>Feeds you and your friends

>> No.18351248

And if I get the family sized super special?

>> No.18351250

I could go for a little deep-dish action, myself.

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Seeing as were talking about Selene and warrior based corruption.
What would be the ideal corruption story with the sword Lilim?

>> No.18351256

Hank Hill is absolutely free.

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>you get a brown cat
I can roll with that

>> No.18351263

I feel like this would be one of the few times where the phrase "extra thick" would be okay to use.

>> No.18351272

No part of that looks like a stroke, Anon.

>Have a Seat Over There (8")- 9.99
>Only comes in cheese

>> No.18351279

I'll ask for a Hawaiian

>> No.18351281

make make.

>> No.18351283

>>Have a Seat Over There (8")- 9.99
Now I want a small cat to have a seat on my face. Thanks.

>> No.18351287
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They have the 8" Petite Pan Pizza, but that's mostly meant for kids
It come with multiple pizzas/butts, ya dingus. They're not gonna make you share one.
Ask them about getting the Skindentation Special. It's off-menu so you'll have to call ahead for it, but that ass will be so thick your hand will sink into it. Pizza's pretty good, too.

>> No.18351292

>>Have a Seat Over There (8")- 9.99

>> No.18351303
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Best Fallen Maiden.

>> No.18351304
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Pear-shaped loli please.

>> No.18351309

Consensual corruption
something like a female knight or something along them lines, wanting to fight alongside Anon and fuck him post battle

>> No.18351310

None of them are good.

>> No.18351318

Tied with Koyoi

>> No.18351325

>Complaining about a lack of writers
>Or artists
You have two eyes and hands, you do it faggot.

>> No.18351331

What kinds of drinks and sides do they have?

>> No.18351338
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>Momma snek
>being tied with anyone

>> No.18351340

Shouldn't a freshly corrupted monster be more about sex than fighting?

>> No.18351353

I wonder if it would be possible to be allergic to DE. That would really suck.

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>> No.18351360

Still get stuff from time to time.
There's still barb posting from time to time, he done a sexy Pharaoh the other day and while latenight doesn't post as often he's not dead.
Besides, MGE is the most popular it's ever been in Japan in terms of art quantity so it's not like there's a lack new art. If there's something specific you want then open your wallet.
>Most anons have completely accepted alps, furries and obese posters
Alps posting used to be much, much worse and fatfags still get told to got to /d/ if it gets too much.
Furries is more just lack of anger than accepting, it's easy to mistake not having a nuclear melt down with acceptance.
>These threads have reached /ktg/ levels of cancer and either should die or go through serious reforms.
Or you know, you could stop lurking if you don't like them.

>> No.18351362

pretty sure there was a story about that

>> No.18351363

Milk if someone is lucky enough to get a Hathorite Cheshire.

>> No.18351371

>First to get pregnant
>Was already making moves on (you) before corruption
>Best body type
>Still pursues her interests outside of sex after corruption
So far she's the alpha of the harem, maybe that will change if and when Druella's story gets translated.

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>No more writers
I'm still here

>> No.18351379
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Druella had a story?

>> No.18351387

Coke products mainly (none of that Pepsi shit), though they also offer a range of locally-sourced drinks made with a variety of exotic monstergirl ingredients.

>> No.18351405
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I'm here

>> No.18351412

while MGQ in purely objective terms has worse things for some reason the corruption in mge unsettles me more.

>> No.18351419

>No more writers
Who are Losenis, Frosticle, Iron-Beast, AlpAnon for half decent writers and Negawalker, Shoggocks for the weirdos who masturbate in the corner while we pretend they don't exist.

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>> No.18351433

>Impregnating a yan snake
This poor dude doesn't know what he got himself into

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The whole onee-san brainwash thing was kinda hot.

>> No.18351438

To be wrapped up in the coils of a possessive snake is quite a good end indeed. She only wants love (and many children) after all.
He's gotten himself a very overcaring wife.

>> No.18351449

Not really.

>> No.18351458

What kind of specials does mofu tofu have?

>> No.18351467

Liches finding comfort in men that have shut down emotionally

>> No.18351476

I want to take a hard nosed, super serious Anubis who's a little pudgy because of all the time she spends behind a desk and turn her into a slovenly cum addict who gets the shakes and can't concentrate if she goes too long without a load up her ass.

>> No.18351485

Oh no!

>> No.18351498

Black Hazard?

>> No.18351501

Would they date a extrovert who drags her to everything?

>> No.18351507

And I want a shortstack manticore with overly large breasts thats also a size queen

>> No.18351510

If it has a dick, a monster girl will fuck it.

>> No.18351512

That's a respectable wish.
Would you help her keep up a front in face of the Pharaoh? I'd personally fill my buttslut Anubis to the max before a meeting so that she's confident and happy, who cares if she spills a little bit.

>> No.18351556
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You can stand under my umbrella-ella-ella

>> No.18351564

I think I'll pass

>> No.18351570

Standing under a Karakasa-Obake is asking to be raped and made into her owner.
Kogasa is better

>> No.18351575

Yumf. Lick me up!

>> No.18351585

Useless umbrella
You're just getting wet with something else than rain.

>> No.18351589

What's stopping me from tossing her away once the rain stops?

>> No.18351593

That's how you get curses.

>> No.18351594

Ever since I've started playing Shogun 2 again, I've been feeling the desire to go to Zipangu and defile an Inari princess with my savage gaijin cock.

>> No.18351595

Big fat tongue.

>> No.18351600

What kind of curses?

>> No.18351609

>The Karakasa-Obake who were treated poorly have the same devoted personality but attack men more frequently, out of fear of being neglected, often attacking their owner with such frequency that it becomes a pathological psychosis.

>> No.18351610

But then she'll be slurring her words.

>> No.18351616

I can still throw her away after she's done.

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hhhori finished my commission, it turned out super cute!

>> No.18351637

You won't get to the Inari without first building an army of mofu addicts to take over the land and guiding them to victory.

Enjoy multiples rapes a day until she convinces you of taking her back.

>> No.18351641

Umbrella girl is going into the bin.

>> No.18351650

The not fun or sexy kind.
Ones like "Money Repellent" or "Personal Raincloud"

>> No.18351652

Eh, I can always wear a jacket and learn to live on a budget.

>> No.18351665

Don't know who put a hellhound in a firefighter outfit or why but i'm glad they did.

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THICC Lilims

>> No.18351686
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That was me! I thought it was a cute combination. My first comm was this one by ittla, though since then I've decided to give her a short hairstyle, just to make her stand out a little bit more, instead of just being "regular hellhound but in a firefighter outfit"

>> No.18351700

Tittymonster weresheep are cute.

>> No.18351702

Dumb dog.

>> No.18351706

Good thinking m80, thx for bringing more good ideas to the monster girl universe.

>> No.18351707

Her body can't salvage that butterface.

>> No.18351712

She's called the ultimate pillow by some.

>> No.18351716
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Cuddle combo

>> No.18351718

With a sweet, calming smile and chesticles that could smother a man.

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>> No.18351727

The snuggest.

>> No.18351732

Exactly, although I'm torn between having a big, thick weresheep that'll envelop me in her softness or a shortstack that acts like a little body pillow to me.

>> No.18351736

Most don’t even have her number.
All we know is, she is the Stig!

>> No.18351756

I don't need to invade. I just need to get invited to court as a "foreign advisor."

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Daily reminder that ropers are purge-tier.

>> No.18351794

Incorrect, a loli roper wrapped around my leg as I walk is cute.

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>loli roper

>> No.18351817

They're cute

>> No.18351822

If I were getting a shortstack weresheep, I'd rather go the whole way and get a bapho-chan

I want to hug bapho-chan

>> No.18351825

What if a lich makes you her phylactery?

>> No.18351829

What if you get into an accident?

>> No.18351830
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>Tentacled horrors

>> No.18351831

you die

>> No.18351833

Baphomets are cute but this is the time of weresheep.
Also, shortstacks have more meat than regular lolis.

Is this one of those questions like "What if the Lich makes a town their phylactery?"

>> No.18351838

I like to see a girl that suprises lilim by having virtually no personality change after being monsterdized.

>> No.18351846

It helped her to walk and gave her a new outfit. It's a fuckmas miracle!

>> No.18351858

>Imagined hellhound in hilariously oversized boots to fit her enormous paws.

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>Every goddamned day, she gets into the fridge and then smears yougrt ALL over herself while wearing that stupid fucking grin.

>> No.18351861

No, none of this. If monster girls started fucking around with my holidays I'd join the order in the heartbeat.

>> No.18351864

I will dick her if she stops.

>> No.18351865

Untrustworthy slut.

>> No.18351869

>water fight with hellhound
>taunt her about water dousing her fire or something witty
>"against me you'd be nothing but steam, hot air as they say"

>> No.18351892

That's why you should always spice things up if you have a naughty monster. Even cheshires lose their smug when they lit on fire because of how spicy something is.

>> No.18351893

Who the fuck do I have to blow to get a Gargoyle story

>> No.18351916

>"Where's the fire sir!?"
>"In my heart"
And my pants

>> No.18351951

Nothing money can't solve, anon.

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>> No.18351958

That’s how you get her blasting you with the high pressure hose until you apologize

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>> No.18351987

Peak performance.

>> No.18351989

Looks nice but I want the banana oni.
Shuten wouldn't make a good mom.

>> No.18352030

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that sex hair is good on anything, be it cheshires, salamanders, or even elves.

>> No.18352038

I want to use my dragon as a daki and become clingier than her, not letting go until I'm satisfied!

>> No.18352058
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Gonna fuck the eel!

>> No.18352084

I’m convinced that Unagi Joros have a supermassive gravity well in their chest. How else would people face plant into them so much?

>> No.18352085

I wanna offer her flowers and try to court her!

>> No.18352117

I want to deflower her then not take responsibility!

>> No.18352127

How long could you handle a werecat making cat puns?

>> No.18352137

I'll just pretend I'm sleeping so she tries to wake me up by sitting on my face

>> No.18352140

Fairly long. I’ve got the humor of a middle aged suburban dad.

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Anyone have the pic of some girl trying to pull her man away from one of these things?

>> No.18352146

I have no sense of humour, so I actually think most puns are funny.

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I'll tell her she's the cat's meow!

>> No.18352160

Just go back through the archives you lazy fuck.

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It's a problem.

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>> No.18352194

>man body

>> No.18352198

Living with an Inari would be the most comfortable experience of a lifetime.

>> No.18352202

Shame I'll never get to experience it.

>> No.18352218

She better pet my head or I'm throwing her off and taking her right on the spot

>> No.18352263

*Racks shotgun*
You have 10 seconds to get off my porch.

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Would you go to the movies with her?

>> No.18352269

*teleports behind you*

>> No.18352275

Which of our movies would your waifu love?
What would be a horror movie for her?

>> No.18352281

Go back to MGU or wherever the fuck you came from.

>> No.18352282


>> No.18352285

holy shit no

>> No.18352307


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I'm here, somewhere

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Every day I live without comfy fox mofu is torture

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>> No.18352329

I understand your pain.

>> No.18352347
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It's especially bad in these cold times, Anon.
>it's cold enough to snow
>the place where I work is as cold inside as outside
>only place of warmth is at home where I have to keep the heater on all the time or the temperature will drop back down in no time
>and the heater only warms one room
Do you know how great nine cozy tails would be right now?

>> No.18352361

>Do you know how great nine cozy tails would be right now?
It's been snowing non-stop for the last two days, and my room is the 2nd coldest in the house. So believe me when I say that I do.

>> No.18352378

>*teleports behind you*

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>> No.18352406

Spooky ghosts get out of my house!

>> No.18352407
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Hey I'm still here, I'm just lazy. Story update in five Namekian minutes.

>> No.18352410

Ah, my long time wife and her sexy tattooed tits!

>> No.18352411
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We are one of a kind then, you and I. Here, have some mofu. May the thought of it keep you warm.

>> No.18352415

By the end of this month! I will have the next part by the end of this month!!

>> No.18352419

Gaijin anon bringing home a Zipangu harem after his vacation.

>> No.18352423

Writing is hard.

>> No.18352428

>All the girls love him dearly and he's happy but none of them speak any English
>They all cutely speak to each other as they go about his house complimenting his tastes
>"Uh, so yeah, make yourself at home dears!"

>> No.18352431

They'll feel pretty welcome in my Canadian home.

>> No.18352442

>"{Its so cold here!}"
>"{Its nice to have an excuse to cuddle with husband though~}"
>"{I wonder if there are any onsen nearby. Ah, to be with husband in one~}"
>"(Canadian things)"
>"{Is husband speaking another whole new language?}"

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I did it. After over a year, I finally completed my first lewd at 4.4k words. Just some proofreading before I post it. Hopefully have it up by tomorrow at the latest.

>> No.18352445

The moose is loose aboot the hoose, eh?

>> No.18352446

Language barriers sounds cute. But I imagine that it would get frustrating after a while.

>> No.18352448

Leafs not welcome.

>> No.18352451

I am uncomfortable with writing lewds, congratulations.

>> No.18352455

Man, that really does sound nice. Shame that it'll never be a reality.

Please do not bully.

>> No.18352456

I like this idea, but without a harem.

>> No.18352458

Tentacle lewds?

>> No.18352459

I'm sure there will be plenty of room for improvement, but I'm overall happy with it.

>> No.18352462

I only said harem because of how many Zipangu girls compliment each other.

>> No.18352465

Okay but only because you said please.

>> No.18352468

Name your girl!

>> No.18352471

No, I shall continue to bully you. Because I am also a fucking leaf.

>> No.18352473

I'm going to bring home a Chochikin Obake and make sure I take good care of her!

>> No.18352474
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Jabberwocks are the cutest dragons.

>> No.18352476

An Inari, because I'm all about those fluffy fox tails.

>> No.18352477

Oh yes.

>> No.18352488

I'm not completely against harems, and I guess I could see it working out good enough with a Nurarihyon. But to be honest, when it comes to harems I prefer it when they're all the same species.

>> No.18352490

I mean you don't really need to bully Canadians. They bully themselves.

>> No.18352497

I prefer different species because you can get cute shenanigans like Ochimushas and Kunoichis competing to see who can protect their husband better.

>> No.18352498

Always nice to see unloved girls get some new piece of content. Will give it a read tomorrow then

>> No.18352520
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Well its never confirmed rumi and and marco being a thing given the nature of the games, but hear you go.

>> No.18352527

Based anon is MVP of the day.

>> No.18352571
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Make a hot beverage and take a moment to appreciate the fact that you're not a penguin who has to survive in the -80C temperatures of Antarctica.

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Which is the correct way for a lamia to coil you?

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>> No.18352640

A is for clingy shirohebi and B is for domineering apophis.

>> No.18352642

Where's the necksnap option?

>> No.18352657

A is perfect, closer together, more cuddle room, an Apophis can grape you while squeezing you closer to her body, a Shirohebi can use her fire on you, a Medusa can use all of her snake hairs to caress your head, so on so forth.

>> No.18352661

A is for snuggling and B is for sexytimes.

>> No.18352668
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>A lamia coiling her long body around a man's while joined with him. More than anything, lamia family monsters love to coil themselves around a man's body and glue each other together.
A is KC approved

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Its a shame we wont know the plot to the FB games for a while

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Banana would be even worse mother though

>> No.18352718

I love lamia so much

>> No.18352733

Lesbian trash.

>> No.18352763

From what i gathered regarding the second games heroine corruptions
>As her profile in fallen brides suggests, primera snipes the heroine with a corrupted arrow and she turns into a werewolf
>A tanuki takes them to a mansion with a bunch of kikimora, an apophis corrupted sphinx and anubis and the apohis herself who turns her into a lamia
(worth noting is that she gains her skin and hair color right after the bite, and becomes a lamia when brought to orgasm)
(lesser succubus)
>The tanuki also takes them into town, where exploring charges a corruption meter. when it gets to 100, she gives her man a blowjob a and turns into a lesser succubus
(Worth noting is that each corruption has a "epilogue" of sorts, this one in paricular shows she fucked enough of screen to become a full succubus)

Thats all I know for now, I know there's an encounter with the last games hero that turnes the new one into a demon and an encounter with a dark matter.

>> No.18352804

Monstergirl on human female is a truly patrician fetish.

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>Flayer in the first game
>Nacho in the second
I wonder if they made a third game, what would the chaos corruption be?

Or the wonderlnd corruption seeing as we had cheshire in the first and the new one has jubjub

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When entering a park, the heroine encounters the first game's heroine (now a Succubus). A brief fight ensues and the new heroine gets defeated and corrupted into a Demon.

>> No.18352831

Fuck off /u/

>> No.18352842
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As nothing more than a filthy plebeian, you have no way of matching the insane amounts of money she can bet, so instead you will be betting ccs of cum. A pump will be attached to your penis and every time you lose the amount you bet will be pumped out of you. It is that kind of game. Interesting, isn't it?

>> No.18352850

I don't like gambling. Can't I sell it straight up?

>> No.18352851

Can I have my opponent use her mouth instead?

>> No.18352852

No you have to play mahjong and descend into the endless darkness.

>> No.18352856

I know nothing about mahjong.

>> No.18352864

Well then you'd better get ready to get your dick sucked dry by a Vampire with fat tits.
The game was rigged from the start anon.

>> No.18352870

I'll accept with the conditions that she has to wear pantyhose and stomp the cum out of me when I lose.

>> No.18352871

Then you need to learn, some of the greatest works of fiction ever made revolve around this game.

>> No.18352872

Then why does it sound like I win no matter what?

>> No.18352879

Because the sands of Hell are a magical sand.

>> No.18352887

>"Hmmm, quite sad that you haven't beaten me once. How about we raise the stakes then? Every time you lose I'll stroke your cock personally until your bet is collected into my cup~"
>"Still losing so much? Then every loss will be milked with my tits instead."
>"Ahahahaaa~ Pathetic~ Would you rather I used my mouth?"
>"Last bet anon, all or nothing~ If you win you get all this money and your freedom."
>"If you don't however... I'll rape you. I'll make you a slave to my... Tight~ Vampire~ Cunt~"

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Would you use the ultimate weapon of lewdness, the Succubus beam?

>> No.18352896

Because there's no losing when an Ojou-sama with a pornstar body wants your dick all to herself.

>> No.18352902

Hope it's a Mad Hatter. Her extended ending would be a full blown tea party.

>> No.18352904

I can't even recall all of the poker hands. So mahjong is just way too complex for me.

>> No.18352909
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...Literal mindfuckery

>> No.18352921

It's not about the hands in either poker or mahjong. This is a rookie mistake.

>> No.18352969

Exactly. Too complicated.

>> No.18352982

There's nothing complicated about bluffing.
t. Mantis

>> No.18352993

You can't bluff without knowing what the fuck you need to do to actually win in mahjong.
And that alone takes people ages to learn.

>> No.18352999

Just look smug, bet more cum and make seemingly random discards so she can't figure out what the hell you're even doing.

>> No.18353009

Can I bet my blood instead of cum? She can directly suck it out too.

>> No.18353013

But you can't pop a boner with blood-loss!

>> No.18353028

Haha, they aren't seemingly random if they actually are random! It's a strategy she's never encountered before!

>> No.18353034

Nobody knows what the hell Anon is doing. He is a rogue of the highest cadre and caliber. A picaro.

>> No.18353039
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1. You need to intentionally declare your hand to win. No such thing as accidentally having the winning hand and not knowing.
2. If you declare your hand and it doesn't have a winning combo (good luck to newbies here) you both lose points and piss everyone off. Not to mention minimum point requirements.

In short you'll get fucked over and hard if you try to play without knowing the rules and scoring well. Beginner's luck can't help you until then.

>> No.18353041

You know how the saying goes, "to fool your enemies you must first fool yourself."

>> No.18353052

I want to be taught mahjong by an older fox who spends her days playing with other older foxes while complaining about how young foxes get all the attention.

>> No.18353054

How hard is it for a person to see he has some triplets and a pair? Come on, don't underestimate a man just because he's trying to gamble with a fabulously wealthy Vampire who could just turn him into a sex slave and ignore the gamble whenever she felt like it.

>> No.18353069

Left is unironically better.

>> No.18353077

You'd be surprised.
Not to mention anon discarding into someone else's winning hand for the 10th time.
And don't forget the minimum points.

>> No.18353082

Anon isn't doing too good in this game. In fact you could say that HE HATES IT

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Gambling is bad, kids.

>> No.18353098

Regular gambling is bad. Gambling with monster girls is great.
Don't tell me you wouldn't try to attain wealth from a pachinko machine if the only thing you had to lose was your virginity.

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>> No.18353101

There's also Cleopatra in that game. She looks really similar to the MGE Pharaoh.

>> No.18353103

That pachinko machine was built by a very demented Gremlin.

>> No.18353106

No, but mostly because pachinko parlors are secretly gateways to the Plane of Noise.

>> No.18353134
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Where is this pic from? Isn't nav? Don't see it on his twitter/tumbrl

>> No.18353158

That's at least 200lbs of musky hog.
Nav must have been blessed by Hathor to give us such fertile and well endowed monster girls.

>> No.18353167
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Baby it's better
Down where it's wetter
Under the sea!

>> No.18353190

That High Orc looks like she's about to ask anon if he wants to cuddle.

>> No.18353193

No, that is the face of a woman who's about to tell her new thrall to oil her up.

>> No.18353203

You act like those things are mutually exclusive.
Just imagine having rough oiled up sex with a High Orc and her tribe and then snuggling with them in the afterglow.

>> No.18353210

Both of these are a possibility. The only thing we know for sure is that this High Orc just got herself a husband and is about to have some fun with him.
She looks civilized enough not to brutally have her way with him while all the P'Orcs look.

>> No.18353211

Can't, my back hurts and I'm getting knocked out from dehydration and the fact that all the air I'm breathing is just musk.

>> No.18353213

The truly dominant alpha female will order her man to do all the heavy lifting. Power bottoms show an assertion of control that the simple P'Orcs can only look upon with ency.

>> No.18353235
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I want to lewd this loli

>> No.18353241

She has a boob-window, she's already lewd.

>> No.18353243

>High Orc orders her husband to pound her while she lays on the ground and enjoys a ham
>P'Orcs try to imitate her and get MERE'd as a result
>High Orc has to slap some self respect into them to get them back into shape
Any monster girl can get on top of a weaker man and shake their hips. Only powerful monster girls can get their man to do all the work under her own terms.

>> No.18353262

That sounds like a good situation to be in. After enough P'Orcs take a turn sitting on your face you will have drank enough pussy juice to cure your dehydration, and being drowned in swine softness and musk is worth a little back pain.

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I'm going to go running now, d'you think a Dragon could be convinced to join a man on such an endeavor or is it just the wingless breeds that bother with cardio?

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>> No.18353295

Merrows are hopeless romantics with a voyeur fetish and their hat is made to be cum into.

>> No.18353337

Running trains different muscles than flyijfne so it's not an entirely useless activity for Dragons.
Only the ones who particularly care about their physique would go for runs though.

There is nothing wrong with being a manwhore for monster girls who naturally share a single husband.

>> No.18353342

>Only the ones who particularly care about their physique
Are you telling me Dragons aren't vain creatures that seek to maintain their bodies in top form?

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>"I'm here for the job interview."

>> No.18353350

Most are proud enough with their natural peak performance bodies only a ruler of the earth would be blessed with.
Anything beyond that is just for looks.

>> No.18353354

Some of them think they are perfect enough and just stay the way they are and some take pride in their small love handles but get embarrassed if you tease about it.

>> No.18353355

>That anatomy
Nice try, I know a slime when I see one.

>> No.18353374

Big Pig

>> No.18353381

You can be a big pig too.

>> No.18353388

Lolis are not for meme outfits. They are for cute outfits that complements their purity and innocence.

Foxes with squinty eyes are not to be trusted. You're going to end up as a secretary who always stays in the boss's office for some unknown reason.

>> No.18353425

I'd say the fact that her tits are in the center of her torso would be more of a red flag than her eyes anon.

>> No.18353430

Remember to also pray to the demon lord's husband to get that stamina boost. Gotta min-max in bed

>> No.18353436

>Dragon observing an Anon trying to reach her hoard

It's kinda like a Succubus planning her first meeting with an Anon.

>> No.18353448

Big pigs are for ____

>> No.18353459

Nose nuzzling while snuggling.

>> No.18353474

He is probably too busy breeding his wife and looking after his many daughters to hand out blessings to people who pray to him.

>She acts as if she won't let him get close to her hoard
>She actually wants him to make it so that she is no longer alone

>> No.18353479

>looking after his many daughters

Seems tough. At least he doesn't have to deal with the grown up ones.

>> No.18353497

Of course, she's got to prepare her Dragon Speech to boast about how great and powerful she is.

>> No.18353500

That's for comfy big pigs.

Grown up daughters would bother him once when they introduce their husband, and then keep in check with him but that's about it.
It would be very awkward a lot of time, imagine Druella introducing (you) and all your other wives.

>> No.18353509

Druella did Lescatie to get dad's approval

>> No.18353533

>Druella does everything she does to get her father's approval and love.
>She already has it but has such low self esteem that she feels like everything she does isn't good enough.
Poor girl needs to get a husband already. That'd help her immensely.

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Wonder what her dad thinks of her fashion sense

>> No.18353541

Used to it by now I guess

>> No.18353544

>"Father, I have corrupted the largest order city and freed many humans from the oppression of the Chief God."
>"I will keep up my hard work so that you can one day have a son with mother like you dream of."
>She starts to fidget
>"Are y-you proud of me dad?"

>> No.18353545

>"Ok, he should be here in about half an hour. Let's see...Evening dress? No, that looks like I'm to eager. Bikini armor says I'm ready for battle, right? Ooh, but then he might be too focused on my body to actually fight. Hmm."

>> No.18353550

Dragon fashion is hard. I hope she wears purple though. Purple is the sexiest color.

>> No.18353560

I need a maid to heal my bitter heart with soft lullabies and gentle encouragement.
I just want someone to be proud of me.

>> No.18353563

What are the names of both heroes?

>> No.18353567
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Then accomplish something you bum!

>> No.18353572

Leah and Albert

>> No.18353579

Purple is the color of chaos and grapes, it is definitely best color.

Get yourself a Kobold maid. She will be proud of every single thing you do.

>> No.18353589

Only two things can bring Druella joy.
>Kisses from her Husbando
>Headpats from her papa.

>> No.18353590

Eristia Vitral for the first game
No idea for the second game

>> No.18353593

It would be more awkward if the queen of hearts got a man and they had the wedding in wonderland

>> No.18353595

The biggest tea party in the history of Wonderland.

>> No.18353597

How about breaking into the royal realm and stealing the demon lords homemade apple pie?

>> No.18353598

She'd probably turn the man who caught her eye into a shota and then mercilessly cuddlefuck him until he loved her back.

>> No.18353602

Impossible anon.
It's not stealing if she left it there specifically for you to try.
If you get caught you don't get raped by a pair of Succubus guards, you just get to witness the Demon Lord's "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" look.

>> No.18353603
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Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible!

>> No.18353604

Chubby drunken foxes shouldn't make demands unless it's asking to be bred.

Knowing how bratty the Queen of Hearts is the wedding would be purposefully even more insane than usual just so that she can show off to her parents.

>> No.18353605

Her husband would beat you so hard unicorns cant heal you
You don't take pie that isn't offered

>> No.18353611

That expression would hurt more then getting raped by any undesirable

>> No.18353612

>you just get to witness the Demon Lord's "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" look.
and THEN she rapes you right? Whats the point of getting caught and no forgiveness rape?

>> No.18353616

>"What do you think dear sisters? Is my wedding not fantastic? A marvel to behold? Greater than anything you could ever accomplish? Ooooooh-ho-ho-ho-ho!"
>Hey thanks for coming, she was really worried you would think less of her if she didn't make the ceremony as impressive as possible.
>I mean the bit with the Trumparts and the cake? She rehearsed that twelve times! She really wanted to impress you all.

>> No.18353621

She's a married woman anon. No rape, just a mother's disappointment.
You can make it up for her by spending some strictly platonic time with her Mojyo Hikikomori daughter.
Mostly to see if she'd be into you.

>> No.18353624

What happens if you pull it off?
Does the demon lord track you down and have her men drag you back?
Will you have to bugger the maids as part of your plan?
Do you have your emergancy distaction shota and corruption target female packs?

>> No.18353628

Leah Lanfort

I could be wrong with the surname though

>> No.18353637

>corruption target female
So you pretty much leave her for dead?
What if the demon lord herself gets her revenge by corrupting the woman into something fuck powerful and sends her after you?

>> No.18353644

Or she could just send a gnome and the pie recipe

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She'd probably turn into a Shirohebi

>> No.18353667

>She immediately becomes flustered when you first meet
>Is still beet red while you both play Strip Fighter II
>You ask her simple questions like what she likes and she can only stutter them out

>> No.18353675

>anon successfully stole the demon lords pie
>had to leave female partner behind as the guards got her, but it was for the greater good.
>Anon's door is suddenly smashed in
>Before anon knows it, he's pounced on by a dragon, one that looks too much like his friend
>"my lord sends a message, anon" she says as she rips his jeans apart
"Next time, ASK"

>> No.18353700

Why a gnome?

>> No.18353729

>Making a thief a dragon and not a rat.

Honestly, its like the Demon Lord has no sense of wordplay.

>> No.18353742

All power and no technique right?
Maybe her husband should help her with Ideas

>> No.18353747

>Implying he's not just a dickthrone for the monster lord

>> No.18353751

I will literally consult for her on such mattes

>> No.18353768

I assume the DL's husband is a man not above model boats and dad jokes dispite being the strongest male entity under the gods if a fuck ton of daughters

>> No.18353785

>He adopts you into his family wanting nothing more than a son to do father-son things like fishing

>> No.18353799


Lewd the school cow, do it now.

>> No.18353825
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>Yosh! I got the bait! Hey anon, wanna help me catch the Boss of the Lake?

>> No.18353850

I'd move to Wonderland and marry an Alice's just to play with the Queen of Hearts

The best part about going fishing with a fox is seeing her enjoy the grilled fish you caught afterwards.

>> No.18353853

>>"I will keep up my hard work so that you can one day have a son with mother like you dream of."

Truly the best daughter

>> No.18353860

Maybe her husband would just get pissed that somebody ate the pie meant for him, one of the simpler things he lives for outside of the mindblowing sex.
He would have a Man-to-man talk with the thief, and the hand over the corrupted girl who should be a kunoichi or another sneaky monster

>> No.18353874

I would if I could.

>> No.18353967

>You go to sleep with your window opened
>You wake up in the middle of the night with a Succubus looming over you
>She pinned you down and is about to rape you
>She starts crying as soon as she breaks her hymen on your dick
>She then flops onto you and lets her tears flow onto your chest

>> No.18353980

I'm supposed to be the one crying here, so i suppose the only option is to hold her close .

>> No.18354013

Is it still rape if you are both crying?

>> No.18354032

I thought Mahjong was just a fancy game of find pairs?

>> No.18354036
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>You wake up in the middle of the night with a Succubus looming over you
Sounds pretty good.

>> No.18354055

I will sleep 8 hours every night, no exceptions. I will not be trifled with in this manner.

>> No.18354070

I want to wake up to a muscle-buss that just started her job as a ‘night stalker’

>> No.18354081

You'd go back to sleep leaving an emotional wreck of a Succubus to cry her heart out all alone?

>> No.18354090
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Evening bro!

>> No.18354094
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That's my fetish.

>> No.18354098

I need my sleep. If I don't get my sleep I'll go postal.

>> No.18354100

You won't get to sleep unless you hold onto that succubus like a daki the whole time.

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>> No.18354121

>Maybe her husband would just get pissed that somebody ate the pie meant for him, one of the simpler things he lives for outside of the mindblowing sex.

Yeah, there is no maybe here

>> No.18354166

>DL and her husband have a duty to breed and accumulate power
>They rarely take breaks because the fate of the world is at stake
>DL notices that her husband is longing for a home cooked pie
>She takes an emergency break since his happiness is even more of a priority than the world's date
>Bakes him a pie with the utmost love and care
>Some weirdo human couple steals and eats it
There will be hell to pay

>> No.18354213

I was expecting a cut girl but No! It’s Musclebus-Chan!

>> No.18354216
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There a problem with muscular girls?

>> No.18354249

Nope but they’re perfect for a bit of teasing

>> No.18354250

>changing into a demon instead of a lesser succubus
I thought only lilims could do that

>> No.18354262

Thats too far, only a muscle fetishist would go for that.
Latenight drew family-friendly peak musclecubi that can please both the common Anon and the abs worshipper Anon.

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How's this for some TZICHING fitness?

>> No.18354271

Too much rock.

>> No.18354275

She'll rock your world alright, with songs about deals with the Devil and faraway lands.

>> No.18354277

Are akaname a type of maid? They do enjoy making things cleaner.

>> No.18354289

Japanese maids, huh?

>> No.18354297

How did we get to the DL making pie and having it stolen?

>> No.18354305

Try to imagine you're a being of nigh-omnipotent might, what are you going to do with your time? Everybody loves pies, including you, right? So why not make some?

>> No.18354319

Pretty good.
Would Huff her scales and lick her abs.

An Akaname just wants to clean your body, they wouldn't make good maids.

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>> No.18354331

What if you explained skin oils and odors to her? Everything you touch could be covered in your taste!

>> No.18354335

>New Law of the DL's husband, the only law he's ever passed as joint ruler of monster kind
>Its just a note that says "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN PIE!"

>> No.18354363

I wonder how many cream pies were made after that law was made.

>> No.18354378

gnome contract= making fruit trees and wheat feildss with earth magic
Trees and wheat fields= Pie ingredients

>> No.18354387
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The same way we got to Awkward Virgin Druella.

>> No.18354393

This is how you get her to lick clean your clothes, bed and everything else that stays in contact with you for extended periods of time.
I'd be grossed out if she licks clean the grime off my mouse and keyboard.

>> No.18354421
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Abyssals are cute! CUTE!

>> No.18354424

Keep in mind that the DL would be pissed too, her wonderful treat for her husband stolen by humans.
its the kind of shit that make her visit them PERSONALLY

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Wurms are olev.

>> No.18354438

>You'll never catch Druella making the kitchen an absolute hell trying to make you a pie with the recipe her mother gave her

>> No.18354447

Aren't all abyssals mayaderes?

Wurms only care about getting a man and breeding. I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing.

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Improving Paladin-chan!

>> No.18354454

Just don't give wurms impossible tasks to win your love. You might cause a lot of damage.

>> No.18354455
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How would you honestly react if you woke up and a MG was on your room staring with a predatory gaze?

>> No.18354477

At least her sense of fashion didn't disappear

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Doggo boats.

>> No.18354497
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Adventuring elves are for ____

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Feeding whipped cream.

>> No.18354510

Turning into breeding sows!