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18292763 No.18292763 [Reply] [Original]

This mouse just moved next door.

Do you let it in your house or do you tell her to piss off to her skaven friends?

>> No.18292819

Mouse people are weird and extremely sexual.
I cannot, in good conscience, let her inside my apartment as she would go crazy when getting near my trashbins and smelling the scent of my thick NEET cum and extremely hardcore babymaking sex would ensue.
So no, it's for your own good.

>> No.18292853
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>>18292819
I don't think she would appreciate that!

>> No.18292907

>>18292763

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvWD-E-gbkk

>> No.18292912

>>18292853
Oh no
Now I won't be a wizard anymore and will have to live with a loving rat wife and our continuously growing family! What a nightmare!

>> No.18292937
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>>18292763
I let her into my house and guide her to the living room. Then I will serve her a cup of coffee with cookies. I will probably ask her about her current job, reasons for moving, family and hobbies, to which I will reply with my story. Then I will give her tips about living in the area and information on it. After we are finished, I wish her luck on settling in to a new area, and assure her that she can always knock on my door whether she needs any help.

>> No.18293002

The Great Horned Rat is not my god. Whip out my Crozius.

>> No.18293028

>>18292907
what a shitty person

>> No.18293033

>>18292937
Gently anon

>> No.18293048

I tell her that her theme is amazing and it'll make her really happy

>> No.18293092

>>18293028
Why?

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None

>> No.18293412
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18293412

She really likes cheese!

>> No.18293421

>>18293412
someone post that explanation that rats actually don't love cheese, they actually prefer protein or fat
it had a cute nazrin

>> No.18293433
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18293433

Bully the rat!

>> No.18293502
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>>18293433
Never!

>> No.18293519
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18293519

I want to marry the mouse!

>> No.18293589
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>>18293519
Wrong mouse, dude.
The correct mouse has a tiger friend.

>> No.18293780
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18293780

THERES A MOUSE IN THE HOUSE

>> No.18293790
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18293790

>Mice usually come out at night
[suspicious]

>> No.18293837
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>>18292907
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door

>> No.18293866
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18293866

None

>> No.18293879

cute mouse, would feed

>> No.18293995
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>>18293879
Same.

>> No.18294002

>>18293995
Wow she must had received a full load meal.

>> No.18294163
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>>18293866
That is not a real mouse.

>> No.18294447
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>>18294163
Shoe me a better mouse

>> No.18294484

I want to give Nazzy wazzy a huggy wuggy~

>> No.18294502

this rate is very cute
pls post more cute rates

>> No.18295642 [SPOILER] 
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18295642

Haha
Laugh-chuckle at this man-virgin
He think he have choice-option
rat-mouse will move in anyway

>> No.18297772

>>18295642
Go back to /bb/ Paul.

>> No.18298547
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18298547

I want to procreate with this mouse

>> No.18298758

>>18292907
Thank you for linking this channel. You just made me a mousetrap otaku.

>> No.18299726
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>>18294447

>> No.18299734
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I want to hug the mouse!

>> No.18300491 [SPOILER] 
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>>18295642

>> No.18303225
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None

>> No.18304880

Does she run a mono-black maus deck?

>> No.18307903

>>18293866
Fuck, that’s cute.

>> No.18307953

>>18292763
Gross! Her tail looks like a worm!

>> No.18307960

>>18298547
Roki's art is a miracle of the universe

>> No.18308867
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>>18293866

>> No.18309030

>>18292763
Contact an extermination company immediately, I don't want rats in my neighborhood

>> No.18309046

>>18308867
I want her to sting my sensitive nipple

>> No.18309681

>>18308867
Nazrin is a BEE!

>> No.18309752

>>18308867
bee gone!

>> No.18310742
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>>18308867
Get out of here faker!

>> No.18310771

>>18309030
She's a mousse not a rat!

>> No.18311455
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>>18310771
Hmm, Nazrin looks delicious!

>> No.18311497

>>18311455

She looks like shit.

>> No.18311517

>>18311497
Creamy shits are a sign of bad health, please check yourself

>> No.18311529

>>18311455
i would eat Nazrin shit,

>> No.18312501
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18312501

I love the mouse.

>> No.18312521
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>>18312501
Looks like someone else loved the mouse, too!

>> No.18316606
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18316606

BIG maus

>> No.18317516

>>18292763
Sotek demands blood.

>> No.18328422

>>18292819
>and extremely hardcore babymaking sex would ensue.
Nothing wrong with that desu

>> No.18333505
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>>18292763
I'd call in pest control

>> No.18341766
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18341766

Cute sailor mouse!

>> No.18341785
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18341785

I've always wondered why ZUN rendered her name "Nazrin" although it's pronounced super weird. It's "Nazuurin" (ナズーリン), though apparently in HM it was written more like that.

Nazrin rolls off the tongue better.

>> No.18341885

>>18341785
Good lord, those hips.

>> No.18342089

>>18341785
It's pronounced "The Naz"

>> No.18342126

>>18293033
Gently walking her back home?

>> No.18342131

>>18304880
mouse harem

>> No.18342135

I caught a mouse yesterday, using one of those nonpeta friendly sticky traps.
hes ded

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None

>> No.18342209

>>18341885
put on your glasses

>> No.18342301

>>18341785
Paizurin with Nazurin.

>> No.18342332

Someone post the cream pie life force one.

>> No.18342416

>>18292763

I don't allow strangers access to my abode.

>> No.18343890

>>18342209
No, he's right. Narrow is justice.

>> No.18343929
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>>18292763

>> No.18343985
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18343985

>>18292763

>> No.18344001

>>18292763
if you give a mouse a cookie...

>> No.18344003

>>18343985
KILL IT

>> No.18346205

>>18292763
Fuck you for not posting a link to this.

>> No.18346211
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18346211

Naz is cute, but insecure.

>> No.18351980 [DELETED] 

>>18292763
niña rata begone

>> No.18352225
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>>18292763
The mouse is being bullied!

>> No.18352234

>>18292763
I NEED A LINK. AXING FER A HOMIE.

>> No.18352238

>>18352225
looks more like she's being raped

>> No.18352246

>>18344001
It would like a glass of milk

>> No.18352305
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Nazrin with her trusty steed!

>> No.18352682
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>>18352225
We need to bully her harder

>> No.18352683

>>18352305
The only thing she rides is dicks.

>> No.18355701
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None

>> No.18355967

>>18292907
I see this and immediately imagine 4 Nazrins trapped inside a wall with their lower half just hanging there all lined up for some fun, if you catch my drift.

>> No.18356037

>>18355967
Explain further.

>> No.18356573
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>>18355967

>> No.18356739

>>18346211

Naz naizuri!

>> No.18359179
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>>18356739
Good going, you pissed her off.

>> No.18366687

>>18293780
Illuminati confirmed?

>> No.18374690

>>18359179
welp his chances are gone forever

>> No.18380300
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>>18343929
Gaooposting is strictly forbidden, please refrain from bullying your 'hus.

>> No.18380686

>>18380300

I want to breed a horde of mice with this youkai

>> No.18381283
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>>18380686
This mauz is not for breeding, she is for tender loving and pure activities such as handholding only.

>> No.18382901

>>18381283
And stealing my peanut butter!
I found her in my kitchen last night she got caught in the plastic bag so I Jon Elway tossed her into a haystack

>> No.18387052
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Caught!