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18273537 No.18273537 [Reply] [Original]

I am pure concentrated evil. Years of torment have turned me into the monster I am today. At this point Im far beyond help. My only purpose in this world is to bring pain to others. I have trained my skills to cause maximum havoc and destruction. I care about nothing and have nothing to live for, that is what makes me so dangerous. I am like a caged animal. Actually more like a rabid dog because I will not hesitate to destroy anything that slightly provokes me.

>> No.18273604

>>18273537
That lack of finger discipline is unfortunate

>> No.18273668

>>18273537
you are cutting me with that edge Alice. Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgZHsh5-J3A

>> No.18273678

>>18273604
According to the text, she's intending to kill, so it doesn't matter.

>> No.18273710

>>18273537
she's about to go the full Bonnie Parker on us head for the hills now!

>> No.18273756

>>18273537
*whips out dick*

>> No.18273839
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>> No.18273840

*cries from fear*

>> No.18273841
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>>18273756
*sigh*
*unbuttons*

>> No.18274146
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>>18273537

>> No.18277109

>>18273710
I'll hug Alice instead!
You can run for the hills, I'll stay with Alice!

>> No.18277357

>>18273841
Alice..!

>> No.18277420

>>18277109
You do know what happened to Bonnie Parker, don't you? Self-preservation, and the preservation of many others is my modus operandi in this situation!

>> No.18277831
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>>18273537
Take your pills, Alice

>> No.18277901
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>> No.18278045
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18278045

That's nice.

>> No.18278178
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18278178

It's so cute when Alice tries to act tough.

>> No.18278299

>>18277901
What a pointless comic. It didn't go though with Alice being a predatory shotacon, It didn't follow on her being a huge slut by having her get double teamed, and it wasn't even technically NTR because all she did was fuck some guy she was lovers with before the comic began and remained faithfully lovers with after the comic ended.

>> No.18279004

ARISU ARISU
NOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS ISN'T HAPPENING
THERE'S NO REASON FOR ME TO GO ON
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!?!?!?!

>> No.18279047

>>18278178
What was his plan?

>> No.18279210
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>>18279047
This.

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>>18273537
smol

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>>18279004
ARISU
I AM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU ARISU
HAAAAAAAAAA
WATDYOUTHINKYOUDOIN
ITS NOT TOO LATE. STOP THE SHOOTING NOW.
NEVER
IDATSYURDESITION....................... PREPARE YOURSELF

>> No.18279831

>>18279210
There really is no difference between this and some deviant art fanfiction work

>> No.18279855

>>18279831
Spoiler: Doujinshi are illustrated fanfiction

>> No.18279876
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18279876

I didn't have to do this. I could have left. I could have fled. But no, I will no longer run. If not for me, for my children, for my brothers and sisters that you fucked; I did it for them... When the time came, I did it. I had to... You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, but you decided to spill my blood. You forced me into a corner and gave me only one option. The decision was yours. Now you have blood on your hands that will never wash off.

You sadistic snobs. I may be nothing but a piece of dogshit. You have vandalized my heart, raped my soul, and torched my conscience. You thought it was one pathetic boy's life you were extinguishing. Thanks to you, I die like Jesus Christ, to inspire generations of the weak and defenseless people.

Do you know what it feels to be spit on your face and have trash shoved down your throat? Do you know what it feels like to dig your own grave? Do you know what it feels like to have your throat slashed from ear to ear? Do you know what it feels like to be torched alive? Do you know what it feels like to be humiliated and be impaled upon on a cross? And left to bleed to death for your amusement? You have never felt a single ounce of pain your whole life. Did you want to inject as much misery in our lives as you can just because you can? You had everything you wanted. Your Mercedes wasn't enough, you brats. Your golden necklaces weren't enough, you snobs. Your trust fund wasn't enough. Your Vodka and Cognac weren't enough. All your debaucheries weren't enough. Those weren't enough to fulfill your hedonistic needs. You had everything.

You just loved to crucify me. You loved inducing cancer in my head, terrorizing my heart, and raping my soul all this time.

When the time came, I did it... I had to.

>> No.18280288

>>18279210
This makes me extremely angry!
There is nothing worse! I bet this is tagged as ´´'femdom" as well!!

>> No.18282111

>>18277420
I don't care!
If Alice kills me, then it's my funeral! Alice is just a little angry, thats all..!
Alice is worth it, and you aren't changing my mind! Besides! Yuyuko is a fun person! If I die, it only means i get to have more fun with her and Youmu AND roam as a ghost!

>> No.18282114

>>18278299
>It didn't go though with Alice being a predatory shotacon
That's a good thing. You shotashit.

>> No.18282140

>>18282111
>If I die, it only means i get to have more fun with her and Youmu AND roam as a ghost!
If you die, you get judged by a Yama (not Eiki, she's only the Yama for Gensokyo). Being a 4chan user, you'll be promptly sent to hell, tortured for a while, and reincarnated in the Animal Realm as a dung beetle.
BAD END

>> No.18282156

>>18282140
Mm- I know Eiki too and se owes me one! I don't hold people to what they do, but surely she'll let the 4chan part slip?

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18285331

>>18273537
Not so fast

>> No.18292542

>>18285331
flat is good

>> No.18293036
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>>18282140
You become one of the dolls in Alice's collection, I have no mouth and I must scream bad end while hearing Alice being Alice day in and out.

>> No.18295511

>>18293036
That- that can't be too bad now can it?

>> No.18295527

>>18279876
Put the gun down Alice..! We can talk..!

>> No.18296118
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>>18295511
It will be spooky.

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>>18273537
>>18279876
Hey now, Alice. I'll tell Shinki on you.

>> No.18299680

>>18279876
Pull the trigger already, nobody will miss you

>> No.18299816

>>18299680
I'll miss Alice!

>> No.18299872
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18299872

Reminder that Alice killed 10 people cold-heartedly!

>> No.18299899

>>18299872
That wasn't Alice.

>> No.18300608
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Curious is the Puppetmaster's art...

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>>18293036
That doesn't sound so bad, all your problems would be gone and she would take care of your forever.
Sign me up

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18300649

>>18273537
hey alice, what's up?

>> No.18304052

>>18273604
How the fug are you supposed to shoot at someone by following the discipline?

>> No.18304230

>>18300608
i'm an expert scavenger of alice's darkest dungeon, if you know what i mean

>> No.18304307

>>18300608

My lofty position wasn't always accompanied by the fear of office, and there was a time I could walk the streets or raise a glass in the tavern without concern for molestation. Faithful as the tide, one precocious village waif made it her hobby to shadow my every errand. It was charming then, troublesome later.

>> No.18304416
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18304416

Go back to Makai, your natural habitat.

>> No.18307658

>>18273537
Alice "putting witches in ditches" Margatroid

>> No.18307805

>>18307658
Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby
And I bet you dissing 2hus is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Grade today of W-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad cause she know it's true
But a 2hu like me'll say "fuck you"
Do like Alice, slam her ass in a ditch
Cause a witch is a witch

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>>18307805

>> No.18322539
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Creepy creature Alice.

>> No.18325938

Alice in all fields

>> No.18326521

>>18285331
duel of shovelman v alice margatroid

chapter 1

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Lolice!

>> No.18337100

>>18280288
It's ``'', not ``".

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>> No.18346514

>>18273604
muh discipline shut the fuck up

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>>18350777
Semen demon & a Female.

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>> No.18362443

>>18273604
Maybe she is about to shoot some one out of frame but doesn't want to give away the element of surprise, so she appears not to notice the target.

>> No.18368073

>>18362443
That's not good.. She had it planned from the beginning

>> No.18368124

>>18273537
Clean your room and sort yourself out.

>> No.18368329

>>18368124
Stop bossing Alice around, Shinki.
She doesn't live in Makai anymore.

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