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Patchouli is supposed to be a lazy nerd so why is she so amazingly beautiful?

>> No.18253723

so people can draw porn of her

>> No.18253851
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>> No.18254648

>Anorexic Patchy

I won't post any though, I'm 100% sure no one in /jp/ has the same fetish I love.

>> No.18255237

Patchy has a nice body to help lure more men into the SDM for the vampires to feed on. ZUN confirmed it in an interview with me.

>> No.18255329
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Are you saying you can't be both?

>> No.18256640


I guess being a magical monster helps.

>> No.18256746
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>> No.18256770

Since when fatsos are beautiful?

>> No.18256798
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>> No.18256827

Patchy probably smells awful. Staying in a library for days will do that. Please take a bath, change your clothes, and exercise, Patchy! You'll feel better!

>> No.18256832

Youll have to clean her

>> No.18256875

Cute Patchy feets!

>> No.18256898
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A shut-in like her would be very uncomfortable with some strange man seeing her naked and washing her when she hasn't taken care for herself for days.

>> No.18256928

this artstyle is amazing

>> No.18258895
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>> No.18259753
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Staring at Patchy's cute smelly bare feet until she gets embarrassed! Patchy feeling naked without her socks on! Playfully teasing Patchy about her bare feets until she's a blushing, embarrassed wreck!

>> No.18261081


If anything she smells like books or alchemy mixtures.

>> No.18261116

Books covered in dried semen?

>> No.18261329

Does anyone have a picture of Patchouli with a pirate hat?

>> No.18261432
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Patchy has hips! PATCHY HAS A BUTT!

Yup! I know that it's lewd. but it's just a byproduct of the fact that Patchy gas a humanoid anatomy! She has two legs, and together they form a big fat butt for Patchouli! A Patchybutt!

Even though it's just nature, it's too lewd, and you shouldn't think about her butt though!

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HAS! HAS! She HAS a humanoid anatomy

Please ignore that!

>> No.18263779
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Patche's got the moves!

>> No.18271847

>Patchy gas a humanoid anatomy!
Those are some pretty interesing gasses of hers. She should check that with a doctor.

>> No.18275017

Such a shame she barely appears anymore.

>> No.18288006

When was her last appearance?

>> No.18288026
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She was in one of the mangas. Fairies, I think?

>> No.18288059

Being lazy doesn't mean you aren't beautiful.
But then again, 4chan exists and is filled with ugly and lazy ass lethargic motherfuckers so that's something to think about.

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Fatty Patty!

>> No.18288821
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I love thicchouli

>> No.18288832

Patchy is not fat!

>> No.18288904
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It's time to face the truth anon

>> No.18289366
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I love Patchubby because she makes me feel more comfortable about my body! I don't feel like I need to be super fit or anything when I'm with her! We're not models, but it doesn't matter because we love each other!

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What kind of magic is this?

>> No.18289441
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Patchouli is my cute friend who masturbates to me every night!

>> No.18289482

I'm not quite sure what it means for a graph to be representable. I looked it up and found a definition of a graph being word-representable, but I couldn't find any literature on Google Scholar that uses that definition with toroidal graphs. The only other use of representable I found occuring with graph theory was in the context of representation theory (i.e. group representations), which I don't know as much about so I wouldn't be able to understand the papers. Sorry Patchouli, I can't solve your problem.

>> No.18289506
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Graphs on a 2-dimensional compact connected manifold gives rise to a CW structure so you can just calculate its Euler characteristic and relate each term to the number of vertices, edges and faces.

>> No.18289510

What is she trying to achieve dressing like that?

>> No.18289526

I just wanted to see if she could fit in it! It's such a cute outfit, and it's so tight on her! She looks like a tightly-stuffed sausage! A cute sausage! The top is about to SNAP off and leave her big breasts popping out!

>> No.18289607

I want patchouli to read me the SICP!

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She would do it in a sexy voice to try and turn you on!

>> No.18289723
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Reminder that your Patchouli is a fake if she doesn't look exactly like this.

>> No.18289837
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Patchouli is actually Yukari in disguise.
No wonder she has a nice body.

>> No.18291107

So Yukari is fat?

>> No.18291151

Fatchouli posters should be lined up and shot.

>> No.18291211

If Patchouli were shot, her fat would stop all the bullets.

>> No.18291383

>lazy nerd
haha literally me xD

>> No.18291643
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Don't be so rude she is trying to lose some weight

>> No.18291681

I offer to squeeze her fat belly a lot to make her lose weight

>> No.18293014
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I want to cuddle with Patchu!

>> No.18293523

she does exercise well in scarlet weather rhapsody
and danmaku must be pretty effortful

>> No.18294057

Just how many fat men are there?

>> No.18294096

8 at least, but patchy loves company

>> No.18294129
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Chubby Patty is best Patty

>> No.18303090

Patche looks good with big tits but this fat crap is retarded.

>> No.18304761
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That's right, though it depends on your definition of big.

>> No.18306428

Huge saggers which constantly leak milk into her robe

>> No.18306446
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No more desserts for patchy!

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Patchy's cute, soft, warm, ticklish, pale feets!

>> No.18317408

Got anymore?

>> No.18319411
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>you will never cuddle with patchouli >you will never lay with her whilst in that hazy spot between consciousness and sleep
>you will never bury your face in the nape of her neck and become intoxicated by her sweet feminine musk, feeling a shiver run down your back

Okay so I'm just gonna kill myself.

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>> No.18326710
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That's bad for books.

>> No.18326918

She has waterproof books canonically.

>> No.18327732
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Patchy's heart going dokidokidoki as she hangs around you, trying to muster up the courage to ask you out on a cute date!

>> No.18327750

real /r9k/ bro here

>> No.18327756
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Walking in on Patchy taking a bath! Patchy being the most embarrassed a person could possibly be! Patchy orgasming and squirting from the embarrassment!

There's a whole set on ExHentai, I can look for it late! I want to touch and smell Patchouli's cute feet!

>> No.18328821
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Don't startle the witch.

>> No.18328844
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O Patchy! My Patchy!

>> No.18328956

I managed to find it quickly, thanks.

>> No.18329220

yall need jesus

>> No.18333213

fuck yes post it

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It's magic, she ain't gotta explain shit.

>> No.18333601
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Fatchouli is canon.