How do we open a portal to Gensokyo?

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Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:06:37 2018 No.18227272 [Reply] [Original]

How do we open a portal to Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:09:02 2018 No.18227279 File: 603 KB, 647x1000, Gensokyo-Portal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:26:20 2018 No.18227344 >>18227279 Obviously this makes some toxic compound, but what is it? Is it something containing cyanide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:45:08 2018 No.18227439 >>18227344 >bleach

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:54:32 2018 No.18227480 /jp/, don't kill yourself kudasai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:25:09 2018 No.18227597 Anon here. Posting from Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:03:46 2018 No.18227791 >>18227272 The portal is in west Texas for some reason. Good luck finding it

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:26:07 2018 No.18227953

>>18227344
Bleach is usually a solution of hypochlorite ions (ClO^-), which contain Cl at the +1 oxidation level; it's a powerful oxidising agent so under acidic conditions (i.e. the vinegar and lemon juice) and an electron source (I think provided by the rest of the setup, I know the copper coins are needed for the copper oxide layer on their surface) it gets reduced to give chlorine gas, Cl_2, as one of the products. I think the blowing with the straw is just to make sure that when you inhale you're doing it near the jar instead of over the other side of the room or whatever where the chlorine won't be as concentrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:29:13 2018 No.18227976 >>18227953 Thanks. It's been a while since I studied chemistry so I forgot about the specific reactions. There's easier ways to get to Gensokyo anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:11:09 2018 No.18228260 >>18227597 are the girls lewd?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:13:11 2018 No.18228278 >>18227480 don't worry dude, the world will do it for me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:15:34 2018 No.18228291 >>18228260 It's non-stop 24/7 sex time here. You just pick whichever girl you fancy and go for it, they never refuse.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:21:48 2018 No.18228325

>>18227279
I know this.
Fuck those crystals.

I have a better solution.

Are you scared to drink odd fluids from an ad on TV that claims to have a solution to getting into Gensokyo? Are you sick and fed up with your life? Do you want to cut your losses and go to a land where nobody can find you- A.K.A Gensokyo? Well HERE are 8 simple steps to how you can meet your favourite 'hu TODAY!

Step 1. Go to a forest, a forest in Japan is perferred for obvious reasons. (Gensokyo is in japan you dingus.)

Step 2. Don't set up anything. Like a camp. You won't need it. Trust me, it's a waste of time, so replace an camping gear with wine or something with a high concentration of alcohol in it.

Step 3. After a few miles (you can count them with each step. One mile for you would be ~20,000 wide steps.), rest and then proceed to get wasted off of 5 or more gallons of alcohol. Don't sit down. You should remain standing to get ahold of your balance. If you fall, get up. If you can't, sit there and waste the precious time you could have spent, looking for Gensokyoland.

Step 4. If you succeeded in that- Stumble drunkly around the forest for a few more miles. Until things get weirder than they already are. I.e. Huge flashing lights and people dancing around you like a bunch of faggots.
(That is the hardest part. 99.99~9% of people fuck this up somehow. They all either die by falling from height, or are taken back to the city and are jailed or deported for breaking laws pertaining to the wellbeing of the environment.)

Step 5. You should be wasted now, and still drinking. If you happen to find time to be a little "off", then there is a high chance you made it into Gensokyo, or you passed out like a lightweight faggot, in which case, you fell and hit your head on something nonexistent, so you find yourself in the same place you stopped.

Step 6. If you are in Gensokyo, wander around for a few days. You won't find many notable, worthwhile, useful people on the ground, but rather up above you in the sky. But you are a useless human and you cannot fly. So use your legs- if you still have them.
Unless they are rofflestomped by Reimu or someone else powerful, you won't find too many people strong enough to keep you safe from the evil youkai- or so you hope would be the case.

Step 7. If you are indeed in Gensokyoland and meet someone unhuman, don't be an assnut. The youkai in Gensokyoland can rip out your spine and shove it up your ass faster than you can say your name backwards. Unless it's Sakuya, then the amount of time it took, or lack thereof, doesn't matter at all. But that's highly impossible to say the least.

Step 7.5. If the person you met is human, make sure in your drunkenness that they arent any of the important humans, like Reimu. If they are, you are fucked. You will either enjoy living in a shitty village the rest of your life, be sent back to the place you came from, or left to be eaten by a stupid youkai, like Rumia.
Unless it's Sanae. Then you call her a slut and she'll rail you then give you a place at the shrine.
This is all assuming you didn't run into fairies and decide they would be good "companions".

Step 7.75. If you meet a youkai, you better be friendly. At that point, your trip was pointless and you're about to end up as breakfast.
Your only hope was to find a purple umbrella in the middle of a forest, but even you can fuck that up in a brightly colored forest of fairies and other creatures.
But this is all if you aren't wasted. If you are wasted, they'll probably ask you to give them a few. [hundred bottles.] If you fail at that, which you will, the above applies and you lost your chance.

Step 8. If you failed in getting to Gensokyoland, i.e. You were put in captivity by savages, or monks who you assaulted when you were wasted, then you should immediately chug upwards of 5 gallons of alcohol and go back to the point of which you started, and try again. If you somehow fuck this up, you're probably bound to be killed by something. In which case, don't fucking bother. If you die, you'll go see Yuyuko anyways, and you would have then come to the conclusion that you cannot get to Gensokyo physically, but mentally, like everyone else obsessed with Touhou, as the only method of travel as there is no "entry portal into Gensokyo" as there are more than "just one" Gensokyo, so it is best you return to posting about your favorite Touhou and everything you want to do to/with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:35:58 2018 No.18228413 >>18228291 Seconded. They definitely never tell you to fuck off, stare blankly at you because they don't understand English, or brutally rape then murder you with their futa cocks and/or eat you alive.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:49:03 2018 No.18228534

>>18228413
Theydo both anon.
Saw sme poor soul wander in and I left him be, despite being able to understand English and relay it back to the Gensokians.
It was fucking scary. I swear i heard someone laughing behind me as it was going on.
Even if I helped him, it would severly harm the denizens as he rapidly became a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:05:54 2018 No.18228640 >>18227272 You have to sit by the woods, close your eyes and wish REALLY REALLY hard.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:12:23 2018 No.18228696 On the topicof killing yourself, does anyone have the Gensokyo noose edit? It was just a noose with i think it was Reimu looking back and offering her hand with for you to come with her - through the noose. Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:13:55 2018 No.18228704 File: 31 KB, 346x320, E6347FA9-3518-40A5-AC31-544C8B024BF3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18228696 I have this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:13:13 2018 No.18229204 File: 44 KB, 352x370, me at the moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18228696 I have it, but trying to post it gives the "image contains an embedded file" error.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:16:43 2018 No.18229229 File: 198 KB, 785x1010, portal to gensokyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18229204 >>18228696 Since mine is apparently cursed by evil spirits I just went and go a non-cursed one from Google.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:51:19 2018 No.18229454 >>18229229 Well, thanks anon. I think this is the one I saw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:53:03 2018 No.18229468 >>18229229 Oddly enough, I remember the background being lighter. I guess my memory isn't exactly spot on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:58:28 2018 No.18229504 Remember all those "you enter Gensokyo by [insert suicide method]" are all posts from the Yakumo faction.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:00:15 2018 No.18229522 >>18229504 >>18228325 Isnt suicide anon. Im not of the Yakumo Faction. Or any faction for that matter,

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:05:40 2018 No.18229568 >>18229504 Don't fall for this post! They're obviously all from the Moriya faction, fishing for more sources of faith!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:26:30 2018 No.18231470 >>18229229 I like this one!, Let's try it !

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:52:22 2018 No.18231561 >>18229229 Someone make a Sanae version pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:59:31 2018 No.18231588 File: 836 KB, 785x1010, sanny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18231561

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:03:05 2018 No.18231611 File: 134 KB, 792x1024, Gensokyo_is_just_a_few_feet_away2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18229468 There are a couple variants. I wouldn't be surprised if there was one like you're remembering.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:04:59 2018 No.18231623 File: 71 KB, 635x700, 1440907783831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18231611 Maybe you were thinking of this one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:11:30 2018 No.18231847 >>18231588 ._.

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 00:34:51 2018 No.18237844

>>18231623
Mm.
Don't know for sure.
I'll accept a Yuuka though.
It doesn't have a welcome-y feeling though. It feels like more of a "come along anon, I have something really 'special' for you!" feel.
Thank you for your assistance anon. Any and all progress is welcomed by this anonymous poster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:05:17 2018 No.18244402 Nobody love Sanae.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:12:05 2018 No.18244434 I'm thinking of downing cleaning acid once I get myself half drunk. Hopefully that's enough to open the portal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 08:52:39 2018 No.18244864 >>18244434 Goodluck anon.

>>	CozyRin !!rL4iuSEABMd Thu Jan 18 10:19:20 2018 No.18245192 File: 26 KB, 222x221, 1515975893848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone wanna go to Gensokyo together?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:42:09 2018 No.18245270 >>18245192 I want but i also don't want to hang myself yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:12:36 2018 No.18245355 >>18245192 Not with a tripfag. I hope you get devoured by youkai. Ugly, male youkai.

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:16:57 2018 No.18245365
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>>18228658
With how many people are eating tide pods I don't doubt that many people have died from doing this.

Maybe you can get to Gensokyo by eating tide pods?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:18:12 2018 No.18245367 >>18244434 that sounds like a horribly painful way to die you should probably not do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 19:00:08 2018 No.18246997 >>18245365 its painful as drinking bleach not recommended

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 20:25:50 2018 No.18247266 >>18245365 This is the dumbest shit

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 14:50:00 2018 No.18251383

>>18244434
1. Don't kill yourself, if you do THEY win.
2. Suicide is almost always a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
3. Of all the possible ways to off yourself why the fuck would you chose drinking acid? Sounds like a really horrible way to go.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 14:59:08 2018 No.18251431 >>18245365 They do look a little like Yin-Yang orbs.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:34:50 2018 No.18252276
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>>18227272
Gensokyo is real, but it is actually in Japan.
ZUN knows exactly where it is, but for the sake of saving this world from a living hell or making mere humans go to heaven, he made the game just for us so we can experience how life is there (canon story of course).

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:36:25 2018 No.18252286 >>18252276 no retard, gensokyo is fictional dumb ZUN drone, all of you, flooding /jp/ with your trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:36:54 2018 No.18252289 >>18252286 you can't prove that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:47:29 2018 No.18252328 File: 36 KB, 256x256, squish2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what happens when you portal to gensokyo in gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 18:06:23 2018 No.18252403 File: 416 KB, 1280x1814, 2P_016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 18:37:30 2018 No.18252513 >>18245192 Go away you tripjerk!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 20:18:56 2018 No.18252921 >>18245365 No. Eat one so /jp/ can be relieved of your presence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:16:45 2018 No.18256489 File: 144 KB, 500x500, 1496596372851.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18252328 You get spanked by Eiki.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:39:22 2018 No.18256628 >>18252286 get a load of this guy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 20:18:12 2018 No.18260507 >>18227279 first post, best post, truest post

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 20:35:34 2018 No.18260607 you don't have to die to get to gensokyo, you just have to get everyone to forget you exist i'm making a lot of progress

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:07:04 2018 No.18268779 2hus are NOT real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:18:22 2018 No.18268804 >>18268779 You're not real, nerd.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:36:17 2018 No.18268834 >>18268804 Keep dreaming, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:42:18 2018 No.18268854 File: 22 KB, 235x272, 1516610538354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Outside my mind, nothing is real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 07:41:56 2018 No.18279487 I tried, and fail.

Anonymous Wed Jan 24 11:40:00 2018 No.18280457
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1) buy a portable barbecue, some charcoal and some meat

2) light the barbecue with the charcoal in your room with windows, doors and curtains closed (you don't want to do in the open, people will make a fuzz when they see a portal appear)

3) eat some grilled meat and lie down, reimu will soon come through a portal scavenging for food

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 12:06:38 2018 No.18280595 >>18268854 Inside my mind, nothing is real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 12:16:33 2018 No.18280638 File: 14 KB, 478x523, 1515783488396.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18280595

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 12:30:54 2018 No.18280708 How do I give signal to Yukari so she knows to kidnap into Gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 14:26:36 2018 No.18281128 >>18280708 You dont. You know about Gensoland so you wont go there

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 14:29:17 2018 No.18281132 >>18281128 How does that help me becoming Yukari's sinsack?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 18:01:19 2018 No.18281909 I'm going to send you all to Gensyoko!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 24 22:00:52 2018 No.18283112 >>18281909 Please do, and then join us.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 27 00:01:33 2018 No.18295622 >>18281909 Still waiting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 27 01:40:54 2018 No.18295982 >>18227272 This is a cute Sanae!

Anonymous Sat Jan 27 02:04:15 2018 No.18296075

>>18227272
Catch as many leftists or fedora tippers as you can. Sacrifice them all in a massive bloody ritual to open the gate. To stay in gensokyo you need to bloodily execute yukari otherwise you'll be pulled out and dumped unceremoniously at the feet of some rather irritated lawmen who have...questions that need answers from you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 27 02:55:51 2018 No.18296194 I feel like there were a large strings of suicides year around 2012, or maybe it never ended

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 27 02:59:12 2018 No.18296203 >>18252403 I hope this isn't an edit, try your best Sanae!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 28 09:02:04 2018 No.18303045 >>18281909 What's taking you so long

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 28 09:07:29 2018 No.18303060 rope

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