[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture


View post   

File: 253 KB, 850x1195, 1515151148988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18192373 No.18192373 [Reply] [Original]

"Hey, anon! Why did you let my thread die!?"

>> No.18192393
File: 729 KB, 688x968, 66687253_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18192393

>> No.18193119
File: 619 KB, 1062x1500, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_gaoo_frpjx283__b220a0d8d80937329d74923561e1d222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18193119

pet birb

>> No.18193162

Who would make a better wife and mother, Yaya or Tates?

>> No.18193262

>>18193162
Hatate seems like the type to fall in love really hard, while Aya seems like the type that would cheat on you

>> No.18193815

>>18192373
Sorry, I was at the Aya thread

>> No.18197372
File: 20 KB, 733x577, 1512509511403.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18197372

Aya is a cute slut!

>> No.18197566

>>18197372
Please don't use a cellphone and a sword at the same time, it's dangerous

>> No.18201701

>>18197566
I'm in a sengoku era isekei, it's my right to use a sword and a cellphone. If you don't like it tell Nobunaga.

>> No.18201718

>>18201701
I'll be talking to Nobuhide so both of you will be grounded.

>> No.18206240

>>18192373
I want to buy this drawing of Hatate and hang it in my bedroom !
I want her to come to life in the night, and take pictures of me sleeping !

>> No.18218572

>>18192373
Looks like someone needs a good beating.

>> No.18218762

hatate thighs are great

>> No.18218769

>>18192373
>Why did you let my thread die!?"
It was a metaphor for what you should do

>> No.18220627
File: 358 KB, 651x1230, hatate by dairi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18220627

>>18193162
That's a hard question.
Hatate would certainly make a better mother, especially when it comes to raising our child. She's a hard worker and has a strong sense of morals, while Aya is much more likely to either not care about what our child learns or just teach him/her a do-whatever-works approach to life. However, this is also one of Aya's strengths - because she blatantly abuses her readers' trust and runs sensationalist headlines, she has a lot more readers and therefore more revenue, meaning she could contribute better financially to our household than Hatate could.

Then again, none of that really matters because I only love one of these two birds and it's not Aya.

>> No.18229555
File: 144 KB, 1024x768, tater door.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18229555

>> No.18229923
File: 15 KB, 380x251, aya gloom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18229923

It's not your thread I let die.

>> No.18235793
File: 526 KB, 768x1024, __himekaidou_hatate_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__72a7e58000fe8a59377d798a4fc3dd5c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18235793

Hatate's Hatates!

>> No.18235812

>>18235793
Hatate's hatatertots

>> No.18245880

>>18220627
>Then again, none of that really matters because I only love one of these two birds and it's not Aya.
...Is it Mystia?

>> No.18245892
File: 1.07 MB, 1293x1467, Hatater's Hata-chan put on some weight!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18245892

Hatater drew a new Hatate yesterday

>> No.18245974

Would you eat her eggs? She doesn't have a problem doing it alone, since it helps her recover nutrients that would otherwise be wasted, but she's happy to share.

>> No.18245985
File: 85 KB, 736x1271, ayatate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18245985

>>18245892

Aya chan has the right idea here.

>> No.18247053

>>18245880
Tokiko?

>> No.18247077

>>18247053
Pervy dvds...

>> No.18247293

Eh... where is all the bullying?
I always expect Hatate threads to be full of it.
I'm disappointed in you /jp/!

>> No.18247842
File: 179 KB, 1500x1437, Hatate's cute toenails!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18247842

I love being Hatate's boyfriend! I don't care if she would kill me and herself if I broke up with her, because I would NEVER do that anyway!

She's loyal! She's cute, petite, and out of my league! She loves to turn me on! She loves my fetishes and lets me enjoy her cute feet! She loves having cute, loving cutesex with me! Cute lovesex while holding hands with Hatate!

I love Hatate!

>> No.18247863

>>18247842
>cute, loving cutesex
What's the difference between cute cutesex and ugly cutesex?

>> No.18247880
File: 395 KB, 1000x1000, Hatate in love!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18247880

>>18247863
There is no such thing as ugly cutesex! All cutesex is loving, and all lovesex is cute! And there's also babysex, when you cum inside Hatate specifically so you can get her pregnant!

>> No.18248126
File: 613 KB, 680x960, Yandere feets!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18248126

Hatate's feet! Her cute, soft, warm, moist, slightly-smelly soles! Her smoothe, well-shaped heels! Her cute toes!

I love Hatate's feet!

>> No.18249377

>>18192373
Who's the artist ? I want this Hatate for my Touhou collection !

>> No.18251149

fatate!

>> No.18253447
File: 236 KB, 579x819, I love Hatate's chub!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18253447

>>18251149
She's just a little chubby, which is fine and cute!

>> No.18253481

>>18251149
She's just extremely obese, which is wrong and gross!
EAT A SALAD!

>> No.18253513
File: 128 KB, 588x800, 1359004002262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18253513

>>18192373
Anon wants FAST reliable news, not your slow fake news outlet.

>> No.18253536
File: 336 KB, 650x901, Hatate's thickness is wonderful!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18253536

>>18253481
No, Hatate is beautiful, even if she has some nice, warm, soft, cuddle chub!

>> No.18259790
File: 357 KB, 600x818, Hatate sees her boyfriend!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18259790

Hatate wants to hug 'n' fug Anon!

>> No.18260432
File: 635 KB, 1536x2048, smug pen aya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18260432

>>18249377
efukei (Necosama830 on twitter)

>> No.18261026

>>18253536
gross!

>> No.18262050
File: 254 KB, 700x700, A cute, chubby Hatate taking a dip!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18262050

>>18261026
No, it's cute!

Hatate's cute, soft, squishy belly!

>> No.18262613

>>18253513
>Fast
>RELIABLE
>News
"Aya"
Fucking hilarious.

>> No.18263537

>>18262050
Gross! Disgusting! Ugly! Unaesthethic!

>> No.18267130

>>18192393
Is this by the Aho Girl artist?

>> No.18271871

Hatate's cute swimsuit!

⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡀
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣤⣄⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣴⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⢀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⢼⣤⣖⡘⢿⣿⣿⢟⣐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⢀⠘⣾⣿⡿⢀⠈⠛⠉⢀⢲⣿⣿⡿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⠏⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣤⣤⠈⠉⠁⠂⢀⢀⢀⢠⣤⣉⠉⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠵⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡀⢀⢀⢀⡄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣤⣾⣿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆
⢀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠩⢀⠒⣒⣶⣾⡿⠿⢿⣿⣄⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢀⢀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄
⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⢀⢀⢀⡘⠻⣿⠇⢀⣾⣿⡏⠉⢀⢀⢀⠸⢿⣿⣿⠿⠅⠅⢀⢀⢀⢀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⢸⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢁⠄⢋⣴⡿⠁⠁⢀⠐⢀⢀⠉⣡⣾⣟⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⢂⢀⢀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦
⢀⢻⣿⡏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣌⣴⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣿⣿⡟⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡆⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢀⢀⠙⠇⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢀⣤⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠜⣿⣿⠟⠁
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢿⣿⣇⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⡇⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡀⠔⠋⠁
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢀⢀⢀⣿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢁⢀⢀⢀⣙⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⢀⢸⢀⢀⢀⣿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣄⡀⢀⢀⢠⣿⣧
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⢿⣿⡀
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⢀⢀⢀⠈⢿⣿⣄
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡆⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠈⢿⣿⣇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⣯⡄
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡅⡀⠄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠘⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠁
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠹⣿⠏⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡏
⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢠⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⠌⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟

>> No.18278360
File: 898 KB, 1012x1476, 5y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18278360

>> No.18278635

>>18278360
I want to mating press hatate with a 90° angle!

>> No.18289033
File: 256 KB, 850x1511, 1515173123052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18289033

Flatate!

>> No.18296889

>>18262050
You mean fat?

>> No.18297431

>>18262050
I want to take a dip inside of a cute, slim Hatate! chubby Hatate can go die from diabetes!

>> No.18298189

>>18289033
Naizuri with Hatate!

>> No.18301620

Tater sex.

>> No.18304380

i did not let it die i did not oh hi aya

>> No.18304420

Hotato is relatively low-ranking and is in danger of being married off to a human who has proven their loyalty and usefulness to the tengu.

>> No.18304431
File: 528 KB, 768x1024, 67010351_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18304431

>>18304420
It'd be better as an unloving political marriage where their children are accepted by neither society.

>> No.18304821

>>18304431
Jokes on you, human-san has already been accepted by the tengu through his good works and he and his beautiful wife will grow fond of one another over time.

>> No.18305537
File: 606 KB, 700x759, hata-chan got rid of her clothes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18305537

>>18289033
flatate is bestate

>> No.18315955
File: 958 KB, 1393x2000, 432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18315955

>> No.18316897
File: 115 KB, 900x1100, 1514754533136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18316897

Hatate tries so hard acting lewdly to get anon's attention. But anon prefers the superior tengu.

>> No.18319229

>>18316897
Get that buttslut outta here.

>> No.18321176
File: 55 KB, 473x425, hatate laugh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18321176

>>18319229
Hatate is 100% more of a Butthu than Aya, anon. Don't be dumb.

>> No.18322143

>>18321176
And that's why she's the superior tengu.

>> No.18322269
File: 430 KB, 493x449, sadate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18322269

>>18321176
I can't believe Hatate's bakkoi murder case becomes 8 years old this summer.

>> No.18322449

>>18321176
I need graphical evidence for that claim.

>> No.18323020
File: 259 KB, 632x800, tengu179.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18323020

>>18322143
If butts are your only criteria, sure. But then you're a very shallow person, and neither Hata nor Aya like that sort.

>> No.18323031

When did roleplaying and using words like "anon" become acceptable on /jp/?

>> No.18323061

>>18323020
Should I have said "that is one of the factors why she's the superior tengu"?

>>18323031
Post your DS score file.

>> No.18323176

>>18323061
I suppose. That's at least half right.

>>18322269
Time goes on, anon. It's not good or bad, it's just the way things are.

>> No.18323292
File: 443 KB, 800x764, hatate will shoot your heart.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18323292

mah pics

>> No.18327147

>>18323031
No one cares if it's a thread-opener or one-off post. Not like we're ERPing.

>> No.18327231
File: 841 KB, 1500x1683, I love your flat, Hatate!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18327231

>>18305537
I love Hatate's cute flat chest!

>>18315955
I love Hatate's cute lewd sweaty ticklish smelly warm moist feet!

>> No.18327245
File: 218 KB, 610x852, qw1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18327245

>> No.18327489 [DELETED] 

Hatate's hatates

>> No.18327494
File: 53 KB, 433x900, 2hu hatate 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18327494

Hatate's hatates

>> No.18334523
File: 1.59 MB, 1920x1200, HATAYA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18334523

>> No.18334828
File: 628 KB, 780x1091, tengu59.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18334828

>>18334523
Those are some colossal twintails.

>> No.18335412

>>18334828
Hatate-tan is FLAT!

>> No.18337613
File: 515 KB, 965x1000, tengu141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18337613

>>18335412
We'll see about that.

>> No.18349297
File: 69 KB, 569x900, hot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18349297

>> No.18349548

I was taking a piss at the Youkai's mountain waterfall
Then Hatate walked into the bathroom and I was like
Get out of here you fat bitch!

>> No.18356108
File: 455 KB, 900x1200, 1516928957331.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18356108

>> No.18357576
File: 383 KB, 638x900, outc6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18357576

>> No.18363039

I won't makethe same mistake twice Hata.

>> No.18370378

Saving Tater's thread in exchange for "that".

>> No.18370435

>>18370378
A 50 dollar Ikea gift card?

>> No.18379995

>>18370378
THAT?! BUT YOU'LL DIE!

>> No.18380474
File: 533 KB, 640x480, Base Profile Screenshot 2018.02.10 - 14.40.05.34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18380474

Hatate is a dumb Momiji Apologist. Choose the better Reporter, Aya.

>> No.18380828

>>18380474
>Truth? Have you EVER done that? All you do is choose the truth that's most beneficial for you and try to dye the world in that color. Heck, that way of thinking would make you a perfect match for the Lunarians. No wait, this magazine of yours is already chock full of prejudice. Seriously, you should go back over every article in here and ask yourself if it's really the truth.

>> No.18380884

>>18380828
Based Hecatia putting Aya KUSOimaru in her place

>> No.18381344

>>18245974
Just thinking about it makes me rock hard.

>> No.18383252
File: 946 KB, 971x1369, Hatate's nice 'n' thicc thighmeat!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18383252

I just want Hatate to be obsessed with me enough so that she lets me do whatever I want with her cute smelly feets!

>> No.18383282

>>18370378
Did you do "that" with tater?

>> No.18384165
File: 607 KB, 943x1200, 871ec0135b78d5e2ad25677811e2ef4ca1132ae4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18384165

Hatate sneaking into your house!

>> No.18384253

>>18384165
That's a good way to die taters, I keep a machete next to my bed.

>> No.18384345
File: 569 KB, 1000x1400, hatate bondage1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18384345

>>18384165
Hatate regretting her decision!
She put all that effort into getting inside, and now more than anything else she just wants to leave? Rude!

>> No.18384351

tater mater

>> No.18390357
File: 255 KB, 850x856, 1512254410184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18390357

>> No.18392042

>>18384165
but why would she sneak in? i would let her in if she asked.

>> No.18393872
File: 1.34 MB, 865x1000, hatate25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18393872

>>18392042
She doesn't know that. And you could be up to something!

>> No.18393874

>>18393872
I'm a harmless sexpervert, she knows that.

>> No.18400644
File: 953 KB, 768x1024, Sex with Hatate!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18400644

Hatate expressing her desire to have sex with me on Valentine's day! Hatate undressing to make me horny so my penis can go inside her cute vagina!

>> No.18400693
File: 180 KB, 869x1228, Hata-chan will make you hers this valentine... for sure!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18400693

Hatate getting ready to give you her handmade chocolates!
Hatate catching you giving chocolates to Aya!
Hatate making sure you'll be her valentine this year!

>> No.18400720
File: 146 KB, 508x810, Hatate is damaged!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18400720

>>18400693
S-Stop!

Now you're giving me bad thoughts! I just thought of Hatate giving me candy, and then giving that candy to Aya right in front of Hatate! I hate that you just made me think of something so awful! Hatate would cry her eyes out! And cut super hard!

>> No.18401442

>>18400693
Yandere is god damn disgusting. She'll probably kill Aya too. I don't care how smitten you are, trying to kill someone at their happiest moment is just horrible.

>> No.18407874
File: 751 KB, 1024x936, Hata-chan realizing you're marrying Aya instead of her!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18407874

>>18400720
Telling Hatate, your girlfriend of 5 years, to meet you in front of the market at 4PM for your Valentine's date!
Deliberately meeting up with Aya instead, just a few minutes earlier, and then publicly proposing to her!
Watching Hatate's face turning pale as the entire village claps after Aya says yes!
Writing about Hatate's botched suicide-attempt that's left her scarred and crippled for life the next day!

>> No.18407886

>>18400693
This is going too far, Hatater Tot does not deserve this

>> No.18407918
File: 365 KB, 850x559, waking up next to hatate-chan in the morning!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18407918

>>18407886
You're right actually, I'm sorry.
I wouldn't do that to cute Hata-chan. I'd spend all of Valentine's day with her, of course, and after that, the rest of my life!

>> No.18412943
File: 964 KB, 1080x1532, Happy happy Hatate!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18412943

>>18407874
NO! I'm tearing up just reading that! That's just horrible! I would never do that!

Instead, I would take her out to eat! We would go to a Chinese buffet, and eat a ton! Hatate would eat so many desserts! Hatate's cute distended belly! Then we would go home to cuddle! Hatate's love for me would make her stop cutting herself!

I love my girlfriend Hatate!

>> No.18413222

>>18412943
It's as if you want me to call your girlfriend a fat bitch

>> No.18413240

Did the Tater story that anon wrote ever get finished?

>> No.18413336

>>18413240
Yes.

>> No.18419547

>>18413240
https://fufufu.s-ul.eu/Jdw2xV
どうぞ

>> No.18419618

>>18419547
Oh, now that I think about it, there is one more small bit of text I ended up not using. It's an... alternative ending, of a sort.
https://pastebin.com/qPnUmdSF

>> No.18419868

>>18419618
Well that's dumb.

>> No.18422060

>>18419547

Thanks to the anon that wrote this.

>> No.18430615

>>18422060
you are welcome

>> No.18433911

>>18430615
You should publish it in the Kakashi Spirit News to boost readership.

>> No.18443189
File: 106 KB, 504x504, 1482541566819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18443189

>> No.18452117

No way!

>> No.18456168

>>18400693
Getting stabbed by Hatate!
Bleeding out in front of Hatate!
Still smiling because you forgive her!
Telling Hatate you actually had a much bigger gift waiting at home!
Hatate being crushed by the realization of what she's done!

>> No.18456178
File: 547 KB, 1100x1900, tengu134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18456178

>>18443189

>> No.18463853
File: 178 KB, 900x1200, 0ab7e1e9ce03a290e45b0351f7d74ffc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18463853

I want to put it in

>> No.18465806
File: 1.26 MB, 1200x1137, Hatate touching herself!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18465806

My perfect way for Hatate's feet to smell would be some nice-smelling lotion/perfume mixed with just a bit of her natural stinky sweat! I need to find the right combo of smell and socks to accomplish this, and Hatate would be more than eager to try!

>> No.18473726
File: 137 KB, 750x1000, swimsuit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18473726

Birdgirl caught me on her property.
She saw me trespassing on her real estate.
She reached into her pocket for a pistol.
She came after me and pistol-whipped my behind.

>> No.18479790

crazy birb. stab a friend.

>> No.18480685

crazy friend. stab a birb.

>> No.18480808

>>18465806
This post is so silly and lewd.

>> No.18480856

>>18480808
>lewd
>>>/a/

>> No.18481041

>>18480856
Haha! Look at him saying lewd! What a crossie!

>> No.18481048

>>18481041
go back there

>> No.18482677
File: 646 KB, 990x700, Entering the new year with Hatate!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18482677

>>18480808
Thank you! That's how I'd like my relationship with Hatate to be! Lewd and sexual, but still very 'lighthearted' and cute!

I don't want to be too creepy or indulgent when it comes to Hatate's feet! I don't want to make a big deal about them; I just want Hatate to do cute things with them, because Hatate's feets are very cute! Especially her soles!

>> No.18482890
File: 613 KB, 680x960, 1497367497252.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18482890

>>18482677
>I don't want to be too creepy or indulgent when it comes to Hatate's feet! I don't want to make a big deal about them
Even if you caught her like this? Is anon pure and innocent enough to not act on such a sight?

>> No.18483082
File: 1.67 MB, 1451x2100, I love Hatate's hair!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18483082

>>18482890
Well... I don't think I could resist those cute, warm, moist, sweaty, slightly-smelly Hatate feets! I'd HAVE to rub them, smell them, stick them in my face, etc! But I would make sure I do it in a cute way, and that Hatate playfully teases me about it!

>> No.18483555
File: 206 KB, 850x1265, 1517017030069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18483555

>>18483082
>Teases
I doubt she'll do that. It's mighty strange to worship someones feet like that! I bet she'd bully you for being such a freak of nature until she finds a way to take advantage of you every day!

>> No.18491409

tater attracts weirdos

>> No.18493259

>>18491409
probably cause most of the other 2hus are cute enough that they can be selective about whose love confession they accept.
Taters is a messy, unkempt loner who barely even has friends, she'd be excited to have pretty much anyone think of her as sexually desireable.

>> No.18501363

I love you Hatatate

>> No.18501598

I love you Hatatatate

>> No.18501685

I love you Hatatatatate

>> No.18504287
File: 1.50 MB, 1400x2000, 12ba8c77c27c15ced557dfc509d494526fdbce1d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18504287

Hatate cheering for you!

>> No.18508076

Aya goes "Ayayaya." Does Hatate go "Hatatata?"

>> No.18508091
File: 58 KB, 419x272, 1378822697374.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18508091

>>18508076
She goes "YATATATATATATATATAT"

>> No.18515533
File: 1020 KB, 800x977, 20fcd2504180b41493d7110a25db66519ec38336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18515533

>> No.18515560

>>18508076
Bakkoi!

>> No.18516044

>>18483555
If Hatate's cute bare feet even touched my dick, even through my pants, I would cum at least a pint instantly! I'd probably leak precum just seeing her feet, actually!

>> No.18516070
File: 411 KB, 724x1024, tater12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18516070

>> No.18516101
File: 520 KB, 967x1370, Hatate LOVES me!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
18516101

>>18516070
That's a really cute outfit that my girlfriend Hatate is wearing on our date!

>> No.18527777

*kicks Hatate into the abyss*

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action