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Beware ye of the Fae Folk.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: http://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com

>> No.18180873
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Maids are olev.
Olev!

>> No.18180874

And now, for something completely different!

>> No.18180884 [SPOILER] 
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>>18180872
First for cross threading.

>>18180853
I like fun. I just have a hard time finding it.

>>18180857
I can respect yetilovers, in the same way I respect boob lovers. I just don't like them in comparison to the other beauties out there. I don't like yeti's weird curly fur, I don't like their paws, I don't like their stature, they just ain't my thing. Nothing's wrong with them, I just don't like them.

>>18180859
>Do you enjoy more of the desert scene then? Have a pyramid doggo in celebration of the year of the pupper.
That's more my thing, thanks. Anubi are pretty... Pretty. Big cats are more my thing though. They don't get enough love.

>> No.18180885

Well shit, beaten by a few seconds.

>> No.18180889 [SPOILER] 
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Experts believe this is the last thing you see before death. Could this be god itself?

>> No.18180898

>>18180884
Sphinxes are dramatically underused. I’m still annoyed as fuck that someone decide that the purple meme cat would be a better choice for a riddle video than a sphinx.

>> No.18180902

>>18180889
No it's the contents of satan's toilet.

>> No.18180910

>>18180898
Not the Sphinx. I was talking about Straight Lionesses.

>> No.18180920

Nth for Kobolds are very cute!

>> No.18180923

>>18180872
I'm not a regular in these threads but I couldn't resist the allure of the cute living onahole.

>> No.18180924
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>>18180920
Haaahhhnn~?

>> No.18180926

>>18180923
RUN
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>18180924
far left please

>> No.18180927

>>18180923
>I'm not a regular in these threads
My dude, get out while you still can.

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>>18180923
He likes them little?

>> No.18180933

>>18180924
The one on the right is the closest to my ideal, I hope she's not being bullied by the wrong crowd.

>> No.18180934

>>18180924
Why does this give me the vibe that the viewer is going to end up a paizuri slave?

>> No.18180935 [DELETED] 

>>18180821
>>18180838
https://pastebin.com/uFyQyGsZ
Posted in the wrong thread.

>> No.18180936

Can Living Armors go through our airport security? Or they have to be checked in with the rest of your luggage.

>> No.18180939

>>18180935
Just drop it you fag

>> No.18180940

>>18180933
>bullied
She's the one wearing a collar, meaning she's got a nice boy to go home to. The other two are strays.

>> No.18180944

>>18180927
>>18180926
Woah, hey now, don't you know hating normies is the hip thing to do?

>>18180935
Nice, I'll bookmark it.

Shame there's only three but what the hell.

>> No.18180945

>>18180939
I intend to, but I was asked, its posted, It'll be deleted in 10 minutes tops, its over.

>> No.18180947

>>18180935
No. Don't bring it here. This thread is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind.

>> No.18180948

>>18180924
All three will soon belong to me.

>> No.18180953

>>18180947
don't fucking lie to yourself you dingus.

>> No.18180956

>>18180935
Wait, its true then? About baronnessfag?

>> No.18180957

>>18180956
Seems like it.

>> No.18180961

>>18180945
>>18180935
I just wanna point out that at a glance literally all of these people acknowledge their hallucinations as hallucinations, which is *very* different from Mr. KDF.

>>18180956
quick someone stalk him

>> No.18180962

>>18180961
Did you not read any of the previous thread?

>> No.18180966

>>18180962
I read most all of it, what have I missed?

>> No.18180978

>>18180961
I'm not going to bat for KDF in particular or even any one presentation in particular, rather that these things are more complex than what one would just make broad external assumptions about over an anonymous website and that trying to provide advice in a tone that regardless of intention comes off as "I know better than you what you need for yourself" does nothing positive for anyone.

>> No.18180984

>>18180978
>>18180935
Also, deleting this now, I'm sorry to everyone and take responsibility for mucking this up further than it needed to be in the hopes of cutting it down, goodnight.

>> No.18180988

>>18180966
KDF has always been self aware about his autism, especially evidenced by tonight.

>> No.18180991

>>18180978
I understood that when I started. The reason why I spoke was that in my experience, people with similar outlooks to him benefited greatly when they distanced themself from things like 4chan and waifu fantasies. There's nothing armchair psychologist about that.

You can't expect me to get a life reading of a guy I never have and never will meet. You're right in saying I shouldn't make assumptions. But I felt you were wrong in accusing me of being an armchair psychologist because that means whenever anyone tries to provide personal help, they're an armchair psychologist.

>> No.18180993

>>18180991
Dude, just fuck off already and let the new thread be.

>> No.18180994

>>18180988
funny how he wasn't until people found someone else to hate.

>> No.18181004

>>18180993
sorry for socializing on a social site.

>> No.18181005

>>18180994
Yes, he was, I just try not to mention it except if it's appropriate considering the controversy he inevitably draws.

>> No.18181006

>>18180991
>You can't expect me to get a life reading of a guy I never have and never will meet
I think that's his point, that you're trying to just apply things from your own experience to someone you know nothing about, assuming that your experiences are applicable to everyone else and then telling them that they're unhealthy unless they conform to that. Which is pretty definitive to what I would consider an armchair psychologist.

>> No.18181010

I wish I could reply to old threads from my phone or else I'd keep doing MGC Correctional Facilities and help steer this thread in a better direction.
I'm sorry guys, I'll commit sudoku now for my failure.

>> No.18181011

>>18180994
I can't tell whether it's the haters just needing something to hate or the supporters all coming out at once. Could be both, I've no idea.

>> No.18181012
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Alright kids, time to enjoy some perspective.

Digging into the earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzhWVzyo4kI
The ocean depths.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwVNkfCov1k
Sizes from the smallest particles to the universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIiJZINJFiw

>> No.18181013

>>18180991
>I know nothing about this guy and I shouldn't make assumptions but I'm still gonna put him on a spotlight and tell him he's doing things wrong and diagnose him as being unhappy and unhealthy since he's not willing to take my advice anyway
>What? armchair psychologist?! How did you come to that conclusion?!

>> No.18181016

>>18181010
Don't beat yourself up anon, you did a great job and gave some pretty neat interpretations of monstergirl society. You're pretty based.

>> No.18181020

>>18180991
They are when they assume there's something wrong with someone else who isn't asking for help

>> No.18181028

>>18181006
But you're ignoring the fact that I 1. Acknowledged I was making assumptions 2. acknowledged that I was working on incomplete or improperly stated information 3. acknowledged my experiences didn't cover everyone.

I said I thought it looked similar to other people who were unhealthy and that should have been that; advice delivered. I did everything I was supposed to in order to not be an arrogant shit about this and he's still haranguing me. Which is why I still think he's barking up the wrong tree.

>>18181010
how bout you just do it anyway? We can talk about multiple things at once.

>> No.18181030

>>18181010
>MGC Correctional Facilities
can you do one for a group of lioness girls of various attitudes and appearances looking for an alpha?
That would be hot.

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Post slimes.

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>>18181032

>> No.18181039

>>18181020
But he kinda did. He complained about it. I gave my two cents. That should have been it. It was only so long because someone else got angry because of what might have been just a misunderstanding.

This can be over now. I understand your point. Don't make assumptions. Consider your ignorance before you give advice. I already understood this.

>>18181011
>I can't tell whether it's the haters just needing something to hate
That

>> No.18181048

>>18181032
>filename
Anon please.

>> No.18181064

If you had the choice between going straight into a monstergirl jail where you were the only male prisoner, or serving your sentence as the chubby Dragon Prison Warden's cumpump which would you choose?

>> No.18181067

>>18181064
What's the setting
on a scale of idealism to mgc how corrupt and competent is it

>> No.18181068

>>18181064
I'd go into the general population so I could pull a Rorschach on them.

>> No.18181072

>>18181068
Just with less hot oil and with more facials.

>> No.18181076

>>18181067
This particular prison is Shawshank levels of corrupt. If you choose to be the warden's sex slave then it's just her raping you. Choosing otherwise opens you up to never get raped but also to get raped by every other girl in the prison, guards included.

>>18181068
So you'd fuck them and take responsibility for impregnating them?

>> No.18181082

>>18181064
Couldn't I just get stuck with the hellhound prison guard instead?

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>>18181012
>clearly remember the old video that showed Canis Majoris as the largest star
>this has two stars that are bigger
>and then the black holes and quasars start coming
I'm scared.

>> No.18181088

>>18181076
>every other girl in the prison, guards included.
You can't rape the willing.

>> No.18181095

>>18181082
>"Y'know inmate, me and my girls get pretty lonely working this job and those Lamia Sisters have been eyeing you lately."
>"If you don't wanna get raped in the showers by tomorrow, tell the guard outside your cell tonight that you want to "negotiate" some protection."
>"Don't worry about gettin' in trouble. We'll give you special permission to be outta your cell aaaall night long~"

>> No.18181101

>>18181088
Are you sure anon? You might get dragged into the showers by a bunch of whooping and hollering monstergirls as they tear your prison uniform off, spread your legs and rape your balls dry.

>> No.18181102

>>18181095
jokes on them my cock doesn't work.

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Posted a new wife pic last thread and on my twitter if you missed it, and the followup to the Setz picture should be coming soon! Here's a preview of it!

>> No.18181107

>>18181102
Joke's on you, they have ways to make it work.
Demonic energy you fool, there's no escape.

>> No.18181108

>>18181012
Perspective? Like how cows are basically the best things ever?

>> No.18181112
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>>18181108
Moo?

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>>18181084
God I wanna rape Lala's neckhole so badly.

>> No.18181120

>>18181112
listen babe I wanna fuck you

>> No.18181129

>>18181028
>how bout you just do it anyway?
Keep writing? or killing myself? because LIKE I SAID I cannot go back and reply to the posts ON MY PHONE. Jesus fuck dude, just stop, you don't even fully read the posts anymore, you've stopped trying just STOP.

>>18181030
I'll try.
Congratulations! You've been paired with 'Wacky Lioness Sisters'!
These three sisters were caught trying to rob a bank but didn't far thanks to their shenanigans (the oldest kept getting paint bombed while the other two ran around the place trying to find paper towels). They're career criminals, the likes no on has seen, mostly because they're so incompetent. The oldest is the leader, who is a bit scrawny and just barks orders at the other two (and hits them when they screw up). The middle one is the "technical" one (she claims she can hack into the pentagon but can barely work a microwave), she's also the tallest. The youngest is the muscle, she's strongfat and can lift almost anything with ease, just don't ask her to help you with your algebra homework. Please take care of them and remember any trouble they cause at your house will be compensated by MGC.
Also, we recommend you grow a beard, as lionesses won't follow "a man who doesn't have a luxurious mane'.
Take care and have fun anon!

>> No.18181137

>>18181048
Somehow I've been living with monstergirl media for a decade and this thread for a third of that.
Time sure flies.

>> No.18181151

>>18181129
>Keep writing? or killing myself?
wow you sure are fucking bad at reading whole posts and understanding context for someone who tries to criticize the same thing. Also you can reply to old threads on your phone. Control your outbursts.

>> No.18181152

>>18181115
Would you want Rachnee to force Lala to swallow load after load of your cum by using her head as an Onahole?
Or maybe you'd like her to make Lilith ride your dick?
Putting Rachnee in charge of a harem would lead to an amazing sex life I'll tell you that.

>> No.18181154

When's Armchair-kun gonna fuck off already?

>> No.18181162

>>18181154
You already ranted above, if you really wanted to stop dragging on a dead conversation maybe you should stop replying.

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>>18181152
Yes to all of those please.

>> No.18181168

>>18181162
Bruv this is literally the first time I've chimed in.

>> No.18181173

>>18181112
And a moo moo to you too, young lady. You look especially heavy today.

>> No.18181175

>>18181168
Then you were significantly more stupid for bringing up the thing you apparently don't want to be brought up.

Like, remove your opinion of the argument and just look at how dumb your logic there was.

>> No.18181181

>>18181166
>Rachnee makes Miia ride your dick
>She uses her webs to make Papi hotdog you and Suu joins in because why not?
>Cerea gets forced into web bondage paizuri.
>Lala gets violated more ways than can be counted.
>Lilith gets forced to ride your dick until she's begging for you to cum up her tight ass.
>Mero is forced to deepthroat you until she almost passes out.
>Rachnee is almost comically bashful when she fucks you.

>> No.18181192

>>18181181
>Rachnee
>Bashful.
I dont see it. She's the most mature and dominant of the bunch. If he were a killer she'd be a Femme Fatale.

>> No.18181197

>>18181192
When she's faced with actual affection, Rachnee flusters easy. I mean yeah, when she's flustered she just performs more bondage but still.

>> No.18181206

>>18181197
Mh.... Yeah she'd probably be weak to lovely dovey stuff.

>> No.18181211

>>18181206
Probably nothing, that's canon.
It's actually happened.

>> No.18181217
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https://twitter.com/syamoooji/status/937245721450840065

With a burden such as this, I can see why they stay in human form so much.

>> No.18181244

>>18181129
You could write it in notes or something and then just copy-past it. It's a quite round about way to do it, but it can work. (You were also so close to mine damn it)

>> No.18181256
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Can't even remember the last time I wrote a single line of story.

>> No.18181264

Wouldn't mind a girl with a mouth like Mileena's, but only if she had lips to go with it.

Mileena's mouth in X looks like she originally had lips but some one tore them off and just left the more human bits

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>>18181264
She does have lips, it's just that her mouth keeps going way after these end.

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Hellhounds are best!

>> No.18181275

>>18181267
It's heavily downplayed in this image, but in the game, around the rest of her mouth is red, scarred flesh. Like even the mouth beyond her "lips" once had "lips" or at the least skin covering it, and it got torn off.

So What I'm saying is in a relaxed, closed mouth state, no teeth would be showing, just a line between her lips that stretched from ear to ear. And when she opened her mouth or pulled her lips back in a snarl you'd see the inhumanly long and vicious rows of teeth

>> No.18181278

>>18181267
The one girl who it's more fun to kiss on the cheek than the lips.

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>>18181275
>>18181278
How bout this one?

>> No.18181290

>>18181273
Just imagine being caught by one after a long chase.
>"You put up a good fight cutie, so I'm gonna be nice to you. Mouth, Tits, Pussy or Ass? What do you want for the first ten?"

>> No.18181293

>>18181287
I'm not going to say no to that either.

>> No.18181298

>>18181287
I want to pull her tongue out of her mouth and spend like half an hour brushing it and her teeth while she squirms in my lap

>> No.18181299

>>18181287
Mileena was my first fearboner.

>> No.18181304

>>18181244
ok I'll try but if this doesnt work I'm sorry anon

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>>18181298
>>18181293
>>18181299
You want cuddles with that?
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=mileena

>> No.18181318

>>18181311
Hot diggity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

>> No.18181319

>>18181304
Some crimes cannot be forgiven.
Or you can just do them when you have the time.
Whatever works for you I guess.

>> No.18181336

Would you love a autismdere girl like Mashiro from sakurasou?

Which monstergirls would be autismdere? I personally think a lich is a good option.

>> No.18181349

>>18181319
Give me a few hours I'll throw it all into a pastebin ok?

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>>18181311
She'd make a 11/10 ghoul. Perfect for cuddles too, every one she spars with at her "Immortal die die die again combat" gym makes fun of her looks so I bet she has a real complex over her teeth.

Wanna rub her fangs, cut my thumb faintly on them and let her lick the wound.

>> No.18181366

>>18181290
>"....can't we just cuddle and talk about our feelings?"

>> No.18181386

>>18181366
She can't mark you as hers through just cuddling anon

>> No.18181389

>>18181366
That'd probably get you a blush followed by her tearing off your pants, spreading your legs and raping you in the amazon position until you pass out.
Then she'll sling you over her shoulder and you'll wake up in her comfy bed being cuddled like a teddy bear.

>> No.18181393

>>18181386
Why not? Shouldn't the strong scent of a hellhound be enough to show a man as claimed?

>> No.18181416

I have to say, anons. I want to give my daughteru upsies and watch as she uses her wings to fly.

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>>18181416
TAKE
These broken wings
And learn to fly again

>> No.18181447

>>18181416
Be careful with dragon daughterus, they don't have the best control. Could blow you right off your feet if they flap wrong.

>> No.18181453

>>18181447
It is time to pass on to the Dragotheru the most important flying-related advice her mother can give.
Press x to jump. Press x again at the very top of your jump to glide. At the end of your glide press triangle to hover.

>> No.18181473

>>18181447
My daughteru is exactly that, though I'd already be used to her mother using her wings as fans for me because I die in heat, so I wouldn't have to worry.
Oh the wonders of a grinded windproof skill.

>>18181453
It would be cute to see daughtery flapping her wings at the end of a glide, trying to gain some more height.

>> No.18181477

>>18181336
Soon as i seen Mashiro's name I thought Lich too, would love and protect a Lich like that.

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Do you like girly pheromones enough to put up with armpit hair?

>> No.18181548

>>18181544
Nope. I can deal with a tuff down there, but I prefer things smooth.

>> No.18181552

>>18181544
Pretty sure I could put up with it on a monstergirl, but I wouldn't shove my face onto it willingly.

>> No.18181572

>>18181393
It depends if she's in heat or not. If she's normal then it would be just a barely noticable scent unless she clinged very hard.

>> No.18181630

>>18181544
>armpit hair
Gross. If you want pheromones just go to the source, don't go dirty hippy

>> No.18181765

>>18181336
>Night Gaunt can't function in society
>She used to be homeless and eat from trash before meeting you
>Won't say a word no matter what anyone asks her
>Has absolutely no idea of what's acceptable and not
>Constantly clinging onto you
>Won't fall asleep unless she wraps her arms and wings around you
>Freezes and refuses to move whenever you leave her alone
Would you take care of her?

>> No.18181776

>>18181765
>Night gaunt
>Needing food
>Not sustaining herself off dreams and nightmares.

>> No.18181777

>>18181544
That is premium armpit mofu.

>> No.18181815

>>18181776
I wonder which of the two taste the best.
What do wet dreams taste like?

>> No.18181852

>>18181776
>Anon is having a horrible nightmare about his social anxiety
>Night Gaunt comes in his dream and snatches him away to safety
>He wakes up hours later feeling fully rested and at peace

What would happen if he was having a pleasant dream? Would she still carry him away?

>> No.18181879

>>18181852
No, she just joins in on the comfy dream

>> No.18181903

>>18181852
I keep having dreams about me being awful at hockey.
It's not really a nightmare and it doesn't matter seeing as I stopped switched to drop-in 8 years ago but damn if it doesn't suck.

It's like my version of the 'nothing but your underwear' dreams

>> No.18181920

>>18181879
I'd love having a cute chaos kuucubus share a comfy dream with me.
Do Night Gaunts judge you if your dreams involve silly hobbies such as video games and toys?

>> No.18181945

How would a satyros react to vegan wine?

>> No.18181946

>>18181945
The same way everyone else does.
Vomiting

>> No.18181958

>>18181945
Wait, how can you have vegan wine?
unless I missed a memo and grapes are made out of meat.

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>had a monster girl dream
>it was 2hu related rather than mge
Kinda weird since I haven't been that into 2hu for quite a while but Flan is cute so I'm not complaining.

>> No.18181971

>>18181958
Some animal products and by products are used for finishing the product. They remove organic impurities and improve clarity and flavor.

>> No.18181972

>>18181958
processed wine uses meat products in its creation

>> No.18181974

>>18181920
No. It's not every day dreams are so convenient to spill all your hobbies and likes. Be prepared for games you're interested in mysteriously turning up in your bedroom

>> No.18181976

>>18181958
Not sure about wine but some beers for example use fish bladders for filtering.

>> No.18181996

>>18181920
>had dream about finding an antique WW1 Enfield 303 in a record shop
>go home and my roommate paints it bright green
>wake up
What would nightgaunt-chan think of my weird ass dreams

>> No.18182014

>>18181996
She's think that you wanted to hear the music of your favourite thing, the record of a "WW1 Enfield 303" (but her, interpreted more literally)

You'll find her in bright green slime the next morning

>> No.18182020

>>18181903
You just need to dream up a Yeti cheering you on at hockey

>> No.18182042

>>18181920
>dont have many dreams anymore
>those i do have are usually nightmares
This and insomnia will make Nightgaunts far to excited won't they?

>> No.18182045

>>18182014
>bright green nightgaunt
That sounds dangerously cute

>> No.18182126

>>18181974
>Anon has a weird dream that's pretty much an amalgamation of all his recent thoughts
>During that dream he voices his desire for the latest video game console
>It's by his bedside when he wakes up
>A few weeks later he dreams of a particular meal
>It mysteriously appears on his dinner table later that day
>Eventually he dreams of having someone to cure his loneliness
>When he wakes up there is a Night Gaunt in his bed

>> No.18182162

https://i.imgur.com/T8JuGyZ.png
https://i.imgur.com/81mMkav.jpg

First glub-on-it and second jacqli commission got finished over the weekend! Pretty happy with how they turned out!

>> No.18182169

>>18182126
>Anon thinks he's still dreaming
>She has to try and communicate to him through charades that she's real.

>> No.18182201

>>18182162
Milf mouse and cute mouse, both lewd mice.

>>18182169
She'd start tickling him if he didn't make the first move quickly.

>> No.18182219

>>18182162
What puffy nipples that small mouse has.

>> No.18182230

>>18182219
Puffy nipples are just as sensitive as inverted nipples.

>> No.18182235

>>18182020
I’m fine with real hockey, it’s just dream Hockey where I suck

>> No.18182239

>>18182126
Is this threadcannon or did I miss something? I don’t remember anything about Nightgaunts and dreams. This sounds more like a night mare.

>> No.18182256

>>18182239
100% threadcanon. Not even in the making of are Night Gaunts mentioned having dream powers.
Their original mythology does have strong and direct links to dreams though.

>> No.18182260

I bet dragons/tanukis get mad when their boyfriends work in companies that don’t belong to them/their families

>> No.18182276

>>18182201
>Night gaunt-chan pouts angrily as anon doesn't believe she exists her arms and wings claw out, laying into the unsuspecting fool as they tickle him to madness and back again
>Lets out a muffled "Hmph" as she turns from him and crosses her arms and wings

>> No.18182281

>>18182260
>Not being a stay at home husband
That's basically telling your wife that you'd rather get bossed around by another woman than accepting her money

>> No.18182293

>>18182281
Boyfriends, Anon.
Also, there would probably be rules in most company guidelines to keep wives and husbands near each other to keep up productivity.

>> No.18182312

>>18182293
I'm not sure how much productivity there would be in that sort of scenario.

>> No.18182324

>>18182260
>start dating a wealthy tanuki
>she asks you where you work
>"Surely not Dragonwares limited? You wouldn't believe the corruption in that business, best get out while you can"
>"Oh yes, a position just opened up as my secretary, purely coincidental of course. Would you be interested? The pay is pretty good~"

>> No.18182331

>>18182312
Let's assume only couples who actually want to work would be there.
They might take a lot of breaks and days off but the work would be done properly and on time except during mating season.

>> No.18182345

>>18181961
Well the last dream I had was about a cramped, dark space-ship. Does that mean I'm going to become a Mamononaut?

>> No.18182347

>>18182312
Sorry, meant to say prevent them from being near each other.

>> No.18182350

>>18182324
But I’m in IT, not a secretary

>> No.18182356
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>>18182350
>Eye-tee?
>Into Tits?

>> No.18182366

>>18182345
>cramped, dark space-ship
No but your new name is Issac Clarke and there's a bunch of undead women after your dick now.

>> No.18182367

>>18182324
>Anon leaves his position at his Tanuki girlfriend's buisness
>Not a single other company will hire him or even take his resume
>Turns out his girlfriend told every other company that she'd sue anyone who hired him
>He ends up going back to her company with a raise and better work conditions
Same would happen with a Dragon but instead of suing she would straight up destroy their headquarters.

>> No.18182376

>>18182356
Yup. I'll have you bearing a hefty, milky bosom in no time!

>> No.18182380

>>18182366
Oh great, Necromorph soup again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYuOStPmYdQ

>> No.18182403

>>18181961
I finally had a monster girl dream. My subconscious is degenerate though.
I was the pet of a dragon girl and was presenting to her and curling up next to her. She had me wearing nothing but a loose collar and a tail plug.

>> No.18182404

>>18182380
From the scant amounts I've perused, I don't like dead space. Too unrealistic, at least dark souls acknowledges all your deaths as canon and within gameplay.

One dude manages to make it through all the dead space games? Some of what I've seen is true cosmic horror shit, and yet he manages to kill it/fend it off? Nah

>> No.18182415

>>18182404
What a silly thing to say.

>> No.18182419

>>18182415
Elaborate.

>> No.18182420
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18182420

I got my 4th World omnibus in the mail today and goddamn it's THICK. Which girl would appreciate big books with me? Would Dragons accept comic book collecting as an appropriate Hoarding method?

>> No.18182430

>>18182356
That is true but also wrong

>> No.18182437

>>18182419
It's a fucking video game where (You) kill wave after wave of monsters, who cares if it's not realistic for one person to succeed in such a feat in real life?

>> No.18182446

>>18182437
>Realism doesn't matter
Are there really that many of you retards, or do I keep coming across the same one?

>> No.18182448

>>18182446
Can you discuss some of these realistic games that totally exist over on /v/ maybe?

>> No.18182452
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18182452

>it goes without saying that being a teen with an adopted momster is tough
>she gets worried about your health if she doesn't find used tissues in the trash
>sometimes you'll come home to find a stack of porn mags, most of which feature milfs, on your bed with a note from your momster
>and her conversations with the other human moms in the neighborhood are the most embarrassing
>"My son is growing so much lately."
>"Oh, I know what you mean. My son's cock has gotten so big, I don't know if I could take it all. But it's a mother's duty to try, right?"
>"Uuh..."

>> No.18182461

>>18182448
I'm not the one who brought it up I just chimed in. As for your smart ass comment, Dark souls is pretty realistic, I feel. I've no doubt if you had endless fights to learn a boss you could eventually overcome it. As for any superhuman feats, the setting has established the growth of your prowess via consuming souls.

The only unrealistic thing about it is perhaps your willpower. It's one thing to be on the end of a controller, it's another to live the fights endlessly. Any Chosen Undead given to a casul would probably rather hollow permanently.

>> No.18182470
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18182470

>>18182461
Yes, that's nice and all but can you please take your in-depth vidya discussion to /v/? It seems much more suited to your interests.

>> No.18182476

>>18182452
Good mom.

>> No.18182482

>>18182470
You didn't reply with anything of substance, so I obviously have nothing more to say on the matter. For future reference, if you don't like it, don't bring it up. Got nothing to do with me

>> No.18182493
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>>18182482
Don't have a cow, man.

>> No.18182504
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18182504

>muh realism

>> No.18182506

>>18182493
>no u
Eh, about the response I'd expect. You didn't even have the common decency to post a cow

>> No.18182508

>>18182452
Top 5 ways to break your monster's heart.
5: Lock your door at night
4: Tell her you prefer younger girls
3: Subscribe to Paladin monthly
2: Come out as an Alp
1: Bring a girlfriend home

>> No.18182513
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18182513

>>18182493
Wouldn't holsts WANT to have a cow?
I'm talking about daughters.

>> No.18182514

>>18182452
How could anyone resist? Or how do you break her and get her to move first?

>> No.18182523

>>18182508
Random note, I do think you ordered these well. At least with an alp she can groom her new daughter to be as debauched as she is.

>> No.18182533
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>>18182506
I posted a Dark Souls character just to appease you but you had to take THAT as an insult too. What do you want from me? I am not interested in talking about video games. You want to do that, you can go to /v/. That's all there is to it, I really don't get why you decided to try and do it here and insist that I participate in it with you. But what you seek isn't here. Just follow your heart already.
OR you can stay here and discuss Monster Girls instead. Make your choice. Here's the cow you wanted.

>> No.18182541

>>18182533
>What do you want from me?
You can start by not taking things so seriously. Did you honestly see my post and think I was legitimately upset you didn't post a holstaur to accompany your "Don't have a cow"?

I see why you didn't post the cow originally, you were too busy having her to yourself. I don't want your sloppy seconds sir. Delet this

>> No.18182544

>>18182493
But I want cows.
And sows.
Both big and meaty.

>> No.18182550

>>18182523
Then they can marry the same man and enjoy a fulfilling family life.
You'd need to be real perverted to want a debauched momster and her trained Alp daughter as your wives.

>> No.18182562
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18182562

>>18182541
>>18182544
You want cows? I got your cows right here!

>> No.18182565

>>18182550
I'm sure there are people out there into such things.

>> No.18182566

>>18182550
Yeah, you sure would. Good thing I'm not a perv like that. Hahaha...haaa...gulp.

>> No.18182568

>>18182562
>Black and white cow
Technically bestiality, Ican't believe he fucked a literal cow.

>> No.18182575

>>18182568
How pathetic does a guy have to be to fuck a literal cow.

>> No.18182580

>>18182562
Mmmm, cows

>> No.18182583

>>18182544
>ywn feed a meaty holst and p'orc juicy burgers and sausages before giving them your meat
It hurts

>> No.18182588 [DELETED] 

>>18182345
>spoiler
Lewd but the kind of lewd I can appreciate.

>> No.18182596

>>18182403
Lewd but the kind of lewd I can appreciate.

>> No.18182605

>>18182596
I have to admit, the head pats were nice. I wish I had loving physical contact.

>> No.18182610

>>18182568
>>18182575
How now that cow was asking for it, you saw how it was dressed.

>> No.18182614

>>18182514
No one should resist a momster's pure, unrestrained love. She only wants you to be as happy as can be. Sonus should always feel free to dump their love into their momsters as well. At least three times. A day. Five on weekends.

>> No.18182618

>>18182614
But if i dont resist how else will she go crazy?

>> No.18182639

>>18182605
>headpats from a dragon
Something I'd absolutely love too. As for your spoiler I think that goes for most here.

>> No.18182650

>>18182583
It does.
Laying with those girls on the bed would be great

>> No.18182656

>>18182618
Tease the shit out of her?
>walk around the house with a blantant stiffy in your pants
>when she goes to work, jerk off as much as you can in her room so all she can smell is you
>casually mention how you had a dream where you knocked her up after hours of passionate mating

>> No.18182657

>>18182614
I can't decide if the best momster is a gentle Succubus who only uses seduction, never forces herself on you and heavily encourages your sexuality by providing you with all sorts of items, magazines and DVDs.
Or a yandere Lamia who believes that every drop of your semen belongs in her womb and won't let you set your eyes on any other girl even the ones on TV.

>> No.18182671

>>18182657
Personally, I'd go with the succubus. She seems like she'd almost cry with joy when you tell her you want your first time to be with her, as well as your second time, third time, fourth, fifth...

>> No.18182677

>>18182656
That is one way of doing it.
>>18182657
>yandere Lamia momster
She'd start calling you husband before you're 16.
>>18182605
>dream of being headpatted by a dragon
You lucky son of a bitch.

>> No.18182679
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18182679

What if a Dark Priest becomes a Dark Knight?

>> No.18182682

>>18182679
Dark paladin.

>> No.18182685

Have you ever had your fantasies fight each other? I think I had a visit from nightmare-chan last night.
My dream started with gay hypnosis rape when a monster girl appeared and broke me out of it and we made sweet vanilla love.

>> No.18182691

>>18182657
How about the lamia, but maybe a little less yandere?

>> No.18182694

>>18182650
I'd want them to rest their heads against my shoulders, their tits pressed up against my sides as they cling to me. Meanwhile, I'd hug them close with my arm wrapped around them. I imagine it'd be like sleeping between two big, warm marshmellows. The comfiest

>> No.18182696

>>18182682
I want one.

>> No.18182702

>>18182657
>>18182671
>Gentle Succubus momster
>Milfmode hourglass taken to the extreme
>your whole life you’ve had those enormous wobbling milk mounds shoved in your face
>she breastfed you until you were 12
>and not to mention her prodigious ass sticking out in front of you all the time
>she always playfully bumps you with it in a hip check when you come home from school, says it’s because she’s a ‘cool mom’
>she also used that excuse when she bought you a custom highly expensive magic onahole as soon as you hit puberty
>every day cooks you all three meals, always arranged into a smiley face or a heart or with a little note on the napkin saying how much she loves you
>her cooking is great, her smile isn’t great, she’d honestly make an amazing wife for you to stick your indescribably huge cock into
>a part of you is pretty sure that last part is because of her food but when you ask her she blushes furiously and stammers our some excuse about ‘traditional cultural cooking’

>> No.18182707

>>18182702
I’m sure I can teach her to smile better!

>> No.18182709

>>18182691
Yandere enough to have a crisis whenever she sees that you watched porn, but not yandere enough to prevent you from going to a mixed school?

>> No.18182714

>>18182702
>momster desperately wants to be a ‘cool mom’
Oh that’s delectable and sinful.
>tell her a cool mom would let their son paint her face and tits white
>she’s got double peace signs, eyeliner running down her cheeks, mouth and cleavage overflowing with cum as it strands across her face and chest while looking up at you
>”A-am I a cool mom sweetie? Do you think mommy is cool now? Ah, another load? I-I can take it, of course sweetie! T-that’s what a cool mom would do, right?”

>> No.18182717

>>18182694
That it would, although I’d want that P’orc To sport the larger rear

>> No.18182720

>>18182702
>ywn hear her stifle moans whenever you use the onahole
>ywn find her in a daze after you give it an especially hard pounding
I need this kind of momster

>> No.18182722

>>18182714
>’Cool Mom’ and ‘Anon’s property’ written in black marker on her ass as she shudders from cum overload on the floor
>”I did it... anon thinks I’m a cool m-m-Mom...”

>> No.18182723

>>18182714
Anon please don't break your momster.
The most you can do is tell her that a cool mom would have no problem taking her son's full lenght in the ass, and then watch as she struggles to fit even half of it.

>> No.18182730

>>18182714
>>18182722
Is there a word for a girl who is lewd and cute? Because that's what she is.

>> No.18182733

>>18182720
>she rips her jeans from spreading her legs so wide while bending over the couch while you’re using it in your room
>you come out to see her like this after finishing up and cleaning off to get a snack
>she isn’t wearing any underwear under her ripped jeans, or it’s a very tiny thong
>this just gets you horny again as you go back to your room for one more round, and this time you can hear her audibly saying very naughty things
>if you didn’t know better, you’d say this onahole was... wait

>> No.18182737
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18182737

Marrying the eldest daughter of the Takeda would help you further your plan to become shogun, miritary ruler of all Zipangu.

>> No.18182740

there's a monster living under my bed
Whispering in my ear

>> No.18182741

>>18182737
or eliminating them? war is hell

>> No.18182742

>>18182702
I want to make her look pregnant with triplets.

>> No.18182744

>>18182740
a Nightguant? a Ghost? a Shogot?

>> No.18182751

>>18182723
>even her massive milf ass can only take half your length
>tell her it’s fine, you still think she’s pretty c-
>”Nngh! N-no! K-Keep pushing sweetie, aaahhhn, mommy will make room! J-just a bit further, I-I’m a- eep! C-c-cccaaaaahhn!”
>her ass is practically sucking you in, milking you as inch by inch you stick in further, her hands clawing into the floor and drool seeping out the side of her mouth as her tail is spazzing out from sensory overload
Momsterbus can do it! Just a quarter of the way more!

>>18182730
Lewdcute. And yes, she’s perfect to me.

>> No.18182758

>>18182723
>"It's okay if you can't, mom"
>"N-no, I can do it, sweetie. Just give me a second."
>she slowly squats lower on you meaty shaft when one of her feet slips, shoving the whole thing deep inside her ass
>she nearly passes out from the subsequent mindshattering orgasm and manages to mutter out "I'm the coolest."

>> No.18182764

>>18182751
You better princess carry her to bed after she can't walk because of it.
Also make sure to give her a good night kiss and tell her how cool of a mom she is.

>> No.18182767

>>18182740
What's it saying? Something like 'buy more cheetos'?

>> No.18182768

>>18182709
Exactly. I want to be able to function in a social atmosphere, but still clingy.

>> No.18182771

>>18182533
That's a nice looking cow.

>> No.18182786

>>18182744
Can nightguants talk?

>> No.18182787

>>18182740
Don't let it tell your Jinko that it has fresh salmon.

>> No.18182790

>>18182751
Momsterbus is gonna end up a buttslut for sure. Best be ready for all the ways she's gonna draw attention to her big round ass, like sexy pants with easy access holes or making sure that whatever she's doing gives you an eye-full of that glorious booty.

>> No.18182799

>>18182758
>>18182764
Oh, I’ll do that and more. I’ll pamper her and slowly rub her down to soothe her aching body in bed, kissing her neck and whispering in her ear that she’s the coolest mom ever, that no other mom is as hip as her and that I want to spend every day with my cool, hip momster.
Feeling her drift to sleep with one last pleasant shuddering orgasm as my hand overlaps with hers would be heavenly.
And though I’d drift off telling myself that I’d make her breakfast the next morning, sure enough I’d wake up to the smell of sausage and eggs and her happily cheerily announcing “Sweetie~~~! Mommy made breakfast~~~!”
Only this time she’d have a naked apron that did nothing to cover her delicious meaty milf curves. And milk would come from the tap.

>> No.18182800

>>18182786
I think so, I think they are just very shy or introverted. Basically shadows who hide all day when not carrying people around. I like to think they just can't into human social ques.

>> No.18182807

>>18182685
I remember losing an arm and burning a lot of my body so I could be with my waifu in a dream. She was crying a lot in the end, hugging my almost dead body and saying that knowing I love her is enough.
I think that dream was way too deep for me.

>> No.18182810

>>18182790
>walk in to her bending over at the waist in nothing but some very tight yoga pants, a sports bra that she’s overflowing and a headband, her enormous ass pointed right at you, god damn that thing is ungodly huge
>”Hey sweetie~! The other moms are trying this yoga thing- phew! I-it’s hard to stay bent like this for me though, do you wanna come help mommy make sure she’s doing it right?”
>your pants were off before she even finished speaking

>> No.18182814

>>18182800
For some reason I always imagined them communicating in squeaks.

>> No.18182827

>>18182814
If it was sounds, it would probably be eldritch shrilling and cooing. Personally, I want a cute Nightguant kohai who gets chatty when playing FPS games.

>> No.18182830

>>18182799
Just tell her that you made breakfast for her too and whip out your dick.
She's a succubus she can literally feed off of that.

>> No.18182894

>>18182751
>>18182790
>>18182810
Heavens above, this Succubus needs art.

>> No.18182907
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4vJn0IikkQ

How evil do you want your pharaoh?

>> No.18182908

>>18182790
What goes through her head as she’s bending over in front of her son to check the oven, her ass practically burying his face in as he tries to slide past her?

>> No.18182911

>>18182907
Imotep levels of crazy, but also a cock addict

>> No.18182919

>>18182830
>Straddling your cock and bouncing lightly on it as she has the warmest, sweetest smile ever feeding you fork to mouth
>even during this asking you motherly questions like ‘how did you sleep’ ‘how has school been’ ‘do you want to screw mommy against the refrigerator’ ‘Ah, not till you finish breakfast!’

>> No.18182922

>>18182894
Would she still make sure you do your homework before she lets you fuck her cool Mom brains out?

>> No.18182942

>>18182907
Doing whatever it takes to make her kingdom grow while avoiding some casualities.

>> No.18182972

Adopteru > Momster

>> No.18182978

>>18182972
Neither are for sex, they are for taking care of and introducing your girlfriend to.

>> No.18182980

>>18182907
>Kan ra
Can't un think a pharaoh shouting "MAH SOUP"
A kan ra pharaoh would is weird though, it would be a pharaoh with the mind of a lich... kinda

>> No.18183027

>>18182919
This is exactly the kind of life I want to have with a Holstaur, this is all I want out of life.

>> No.18183037

>>18182922
Both

>> No.18183052

>>18182907
Not evil at all. Noble and Regal. And graped by my nee-san.

>> No.18183091
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18183091

Sensitive skin

>> No.18183103

>>18183091
Fluffy paws

>> No.18183167

>>18182787
>>18182767
>>18182744
There's an angel, with a hand on my head. She say I' ve got nothing to fear

>> No.18183207
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What kind of monster she would be?

>> No.18183209

>>18183207
She’s already half way to a Cursed Sword

>> No.18183223

>>18183207
Dark Knight

>> No.18183278

>>18183091
If you lick a Mummy's hyper sensitive skin cracks she will cum repeatedly.

>> No.18183294

Heres an idea
get a fairy tail, and improve it with monstergirs

>> No.18183306

>>18183294
Snow White and the seven dwarves. Except Snow White is a dude and the dwarves are short stacks that rape him in his sleep with varying amounts of ferocity

>> No.18183309

>wake up
>notice I’ve missed all the delicious momster talk
Dammit. I just want twin Succubi Momsters, is that too hard to ask for?

>> No.18183323

>>18183294
Rape-unzel.
A Kejorou is locked away in a tower because the empress knew she had better hair than her. Years go by and now she’s a lonely CC who spends her time doing crossword puzzles and reading. That is until a lone anon tries to break into her tower only to be met with furious lovemaking and cuddles for the rest of his life.

>> No.18183329

>>18183294
>Little red riding hood
Wolf bites red, turns her into another werwolf and together they rape the huntsman
>Jack and the beanstalk
No adventure at all, Jack and and his mother would just live off holstaur milk
>Repunzel
The prince doesn't expect her hair to tangle round him and pull him up

>> No.18183340
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>>18183294
Little Red Riding Hood, except the the titular character is a shota red wearing Order squire getting stalked by a yandere Werewolf while journeying to his grandpas house.

>> No.18183348

>>18183294
Gender swap Beauty and the Beast
GG NO RE EZ

Seriously though, most ideas have already been done.

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What kind of cursed weapon would you like to have?

this image gives me serious aria of sorrow vibes,undine spirit summon+one of the many giant ass swords

>> No.18183352

>>18183294
Jack and the Beanstalk. Giantess takes a liking to Jack, keeps him as pet/sex toy.

>> No.18183357

>>18183349
Cursed mace, fuck all the fancy jrpg weapons and high tier armor, a good old mace to the head will always do the trick no matter how well protected someone is.

>> No.18183358

>>18183349
Cursed pen, for modern min max. She'd be like a hot secretary.

>> No.18183361

>>18183329
>Not a giant Alurane whisking Jack and his Holst childhood friend away to see the Golden Harpy, only to be chased away by the mean old ogre who’s upset that her husband is away.

>> No.18183363

>>18183348
For beauty and the beast we have to step outside of MGE rules.
Keep the gender swap, but the cursed princess is a full monster and when the curse is lifted she becomes a monstergirl

>> No.18183364

>>18183309
What's the best unconventional momster?

>> No.18183368

>>18183364
Mimic with a huge chest.

>> No.18183380

>>18183349
Can I have a cursed poleaxe instead? Maybe a (barely) subtly yandere naginata who's an amazing wife so long as I don't have any FILTHY WHORES within pole reach?

>> No.18183384

>>18183364
Titania. She'd be like a big sister and mommy rolled into one. I imagine you'd get the same from a hobgoblin, actually.

>> No.18183385

>>18183309
Little Red Riding Hood, except with Little Red Wolf and Big Bad Human.

>> No.18183391

>>18183364
Hellhound. So many people would have their doubts about her, saying that’s shes “only in it to get a shota” but in reality she really just wants to be a good mother and prove to herself and others that she’s capable of being a mom.

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>>18183397

>> No.18183410

>>18183404
Gazer-chan that is not cool!

>> No.18183417

>>18183294
>The Boy who cried Werewolf

Pretty self explanatory. The Werewolf took the boy home with her at the end.

>> No.18183420

>>18183397
>>18183404
Noice.

>> No.18183427

>>18183410

Don't worry. It's cold coffee

>> No.18183437

>>18183404
How rude!

>> No.18183444

>>18183364
All of the Chaos species
>Nightgaunt
>No, he’s not emo, he’s just shy and a bit of a mama’s boy
>Wendigo
>A wild child that loves camping and being innawoods
>Shoggoth
>Fairly normal, but there’s something queer about his aura

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>>18183364

>> No.18183466

>>18183460
Satania would make a good mom

>> No.18183470

>>18183466
I shouldn’t want this as badly as I do.

>> No.18183471

>>18183460
IMAGINE

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>>18183471
Devil milk.

>> No.18183482

>>18183427
If it's cold enough the coffee would turn into snow the moment Gazer-chan throws it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LFtYUUXJlE

>> No.18183486

>>18183482

I lied. It's actually hot coffee

>> No.18183487

>>18183364
Oomukade, when you get grounded she bites you so you can't leave when she's not looking.

>> No.18183494

>>18182162
You pick out some great artists for lewds.

>> No.18183496
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Who's in charge of this orphanage handing out free children like fucking candy to single monsters?

In real life, almost no single person would be able to get an adopted kid, much less a man. I don't see how monsters would be able to get little boys unless the whole system is corrupted to the brim by DE and controlled by monsters.

>> No.18183500

>>18183496
>unless the whole system is corrupted to the brim by DE and controlled by monsters.
Anon.

>> No.18183501

>>18183486
I meant the weather. The water in that vid was hot too.

>> No.18183502

>>18183496
Shotafication potions are a hell of a drug.

>> No.18183505

>>18183496
>I don't see how monsters would be able to get little boys unless the whole system is corrupted to the brim by DE and controlled by monsters.
Well you just kinda typed the answer out didn't you?

>> No.18183506

>>18183486
Get out of here Lloyd.
Actually this got me thinking, the Symphonia cast would make pretty good monster girls
>sheena as a kunoichi
>raine as a hakutaku
>presea as a battle lich

>> No.18183518

>>18183487
There's another for my list of abilities that would be amazing for raising children but make you a terrible parent for using. It's below flayer tentacles, vampire mind control and a medusa's gaze.

>> No.18183525

>>18183506

The most important question is

Is it pancake time?

>> No.18183537

>>18183518
I think that applies to any other monstergirl venom too.

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Salamander chef needs to come up with a new recipe

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>>18181267
>>18181287
>>18181311
>>18181354
>All this dangermouth posting
Lo, I have been summoned from my slumber. Good to see other people who can appreciate the delicate balance between absolutely terrifying and erotic that Mileena's mouth is capable of.

It's still the best mouth design for Manticores and Ghouls.

>> No.18183546

>>18183537
Most of them. Girties also have a really effective timeout enforcement mechanism, but something like the basilisk actually wouldn't be that useful.

>> No.18183548

>>18182737
Horses eat like horses. Slaughter them all and distribute the grain

>> No.18183552

>>18183544
I just wish she had a longer tongue

>> No.18183555

>>18183518
>medusa gaze
Tsun snakes would make adorable momsters.
>>18183525
It's always time for pancakes.

>> No.18183560

>>18183544
MKX was the sweet spot for that mouth
Shame about d'vorah though

>> No.18183562

>>18183518
Where does a Pharos god voice, an Anubis curse, and a Weresheep’s wool fit in?

>> No.18183563

>>18183496
Any monster with a Jocasta complex will be able to have a son-husband in no time.

>> No.18183564

>>18183540
I would like to see her dramatically cutting meat and fish

>> No.18183569

>>18183564
Something like this?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MXXeqbGHrdY

>> No.18183573

>>18183563
Jocasta ends up killing herself and Oedipus gouges out his own eyes tho...

>> No.18183574

>>18183560
I can't really talk, though, because I've always been fascinated by the sexual potential of the Xenomorph mouth given their 'tongue' is really a pharyngeal jaw, much like an eel.

>> No.18183583

>>18183573
Kinky

>> No.18183584

>>18183496
Orphanages are literally bride/groom services. The adopted monster daughterus will inevitably rape their dads and mothers would rape their adopted sons.

>> No.18183586

Friendly reminder to dick the daughteru. It'd make her day!

>> No.18183591

>>18183569
Exactly like that

>> No.18183595

>>18183563
>No curvy Pharaoh momster with a Jocasta complex.
>You'll never see her practically drooling while she uses her god voice to tell you to facefuck her all day long once you reach sexual maturity.
>You'll never have wild orgies with her, her Apophis rival, and your Anubis and Sphinx aunties.

>> No.18183598

>>18183584
You're forgetting the more likely scenario that a momster adopts a human boy to be her daughteru's husband.

>> No.18183605

>>18183586
I've always been of two minds about this. On one hand, it's reprehensible behavior. On the other, as a slime lover, I'd be a worse father not to feed my daughteru...

>> No.18183607

>>18183573
Having a Jocasta complex wouldn't make them literally become Jocasta, moron.

>> No.18183615

>>18183607
Yes it will
Also there is no need for name calling.

>> No.18183617

>>18183562
>Where does a Pharos god voice
Ooh, tough one. It functionally is mind control but because it's just words, even if they are magic, it doesn't feel any different from a stern tone from a mother that knows her shit, though maybe without the lasting teaching effects. I suppose it depends on the exact mechanism, but I'm going to call it "kind of shitty."

>Anubis curse
I don't actually have a problem with this one since it's readily controllable and immediately reversible. It's on the same level as a good spanking And would make a normal or light spanking so much worse. Not shitty.

>A Weresheep’s wool fit in?
This is a good monster ability and using it would make you a good parent so long as you aren't putting your kids to sleep constantly because you don't feel like dealing with them or something. It's a harmless sleep aid that lets everyone in the family get a better night's rest. I don't think any parent would want to go without unless they were too broke to afford some.

>> No.18183619

>>18183595
Is this what Alcadizzar missed out on when he refused vampire minge.

>> No.18183623

>>18183605
Slimes are different from your average monstergirl. Daughteru dicking is much easier and acceptable with slimes.

>> No.18183642

>>18183623
Still grinds against my moral fiber. Granted, a slime daughteru is more like a clone than actual daughter, so there's that, I guess. It certainly would be an adjustment.

>> No.18183644

>>18183623
God bless girls with simple dispositions

>> No.18183660

>>18183605
You know what the solution is right? Get your daughteru a childhood friend and let nature take it's course.

>> No.18183672

I want a hime cut authoritarian Pharaoh to dominate me!

>> No.18183673

>>18183623
You know, I'm pretty happy knowing you'll never reproduce.

>> No.18183678

>>18183672
Okay but what kind?
>Stern yet lewd Boss
>Covert Pervert Class President
>Overtly lewd momster
>Haughty Ojou-sama
>or Sadistic Onee-sama

>> No.18183682

>>18183678
How would you describe Satsuki from Kill la Kill?

>> No.18183687

>>18183584
>The adopted monster daughterus will inevitably rape their dads
>rape
>not sinful consensual sex after subtle temptation and seduction by the adopteru

>> No.18183690

>>18182493
That sallys armor is shit.

>> No.18183703

>>18183673
What is the proper age of consent for a slime?

>> No.18183706

>>18183687
I like both scenarios, both getting forcefully raped by your daughter and falling into temptation have their charm in my opinion

>> No.18183708

>>18183682
Extremely lewd dominatrix Class President.
Very likely to make you kiss her ass.

>> No.18183709

>>18183687
When your daughteru starts to hit on you the best course of action is to bend your wife over and start dicking her in front of the daughter. You are married to your wife and completely taken. She needs to find her own guy.

>> No.18183712

>>18183703
Five minutes.

>> No.18183713

>>18183678
>Overtly lewd momster
I’d love to have any momster like this so I can play dense until she finally snaps and locks us in her bedroom one spring break.

>> No.18183718

>>18183708
>spoiler
What if I start tongue punching it instead?

>> No.18183722

>>18183708
Then yeah that sounds perfect.

And what a lovely ass it would be too.

>> No.18183731

>>18183718
>Tongue punching a Class Prez's fart box

>> No.18183732

>>18183709
>The best course of action is to show your daughter how good of a fuck you are and how amazing you could make her feel if she was on the receiving end of that dick
There's no way this could backfire!

>> No.18183734

Cursed boxcutters.

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>>18183544
>>18183552
I'm trying to imagine the most fear-boner monster girl I can come up without reaching The Thing territory where everything goes.

>Medusa Hair, except of snakes it's Oomukades)
>Demon horns pointed upwards.
>Unnatural skin color.
>6 to 8 eyes of one solid color (Rachnera style)
>Pointy, elven ears
>Mileena Mouth
>Vampire/Viper fangs.
>Long, forked snake tongue.
>4 to 6 arms, each with claws of different species.
>4 to 6 Breasts over a long, extended torso.
>A cross between a spider and scorpion torsos for a body.
>Each leg is similar to that of an Ushi-Oni's in size and strength.
>Very long, tail similar to a lamia's body but with the spikes of a manticore's all over it and a tail pussy on it's end.
>The tail's end has clas to grab a person's body with, and a tongue isnide of it.

Mh, yeah, that's about it.

>> No.18183738

>>18183732
Yes, but how can she get the dick if it’s inside her mom? Checkmate atheists.

>> No.18183741

>>18183709
>implying you already have a waifu in a situlation where you have an adopted monster daughteru
Both you and her know why you wanted to adopt her and why she wanted to go with you.

>> No.18183742

>>18183732
If it does, you've failed as a father.

>> No.18183743

>>18183736
You've lost both the fear and the boner aspect, resulting in a mere abomination.

>> No.18183745

>>18183734
Sounds like she would make a good chav

>> No.18183747

>>18183731
You say that like it’s a bad thing Anon.

>> No.18183752

>>18183736
That's not even a monstergirl.

>> No.18183761

>>18183742
I'll make up for being a bad dad to my daughter by being an amazing husband instead!

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>>18183540
>Salamander Chef constantly tries out new recipes that she made herself
>All ways invites you over to try them out
>Protesting makes her say "nothing wrong with free food, is there?"

>> No.18183763

>>18183722
Would you be prepared for her cuddling you after fucking you senseless though?
Would you be ready for her earnest affection?

>> No.18183764

>>18183762
If I make better food then her can she become my wife/

>> No.18183769

>>18183736
>4 to 6 Breasts
Gross.

>> No.18183770

>>18183763
That sounds just perfect to me Anon. Would she have trouble being affectionate to me?

>> No.18183781

>>18183764
If you can beat her California Reaper Chili, she'll marry you.

>> No.18183785

>>18183781
I think I'll lose but it doesn't hurt to try.

>> No.18183790

>>18183770
>That spoiler
She'd have trouble showing her affection when you're conscious so when she thinks you've passed out from sex she'll start cuddling you and whispering how much she loves you into your ears. If you fake being asleep and then make it so she can't get away, you'll get to see her blushing face as she realizes you heard her.

>> No.18183791

>>18183764
I wonder if salamander chef has a "serious" mode
Where she starts holding a cooking knife in both hands and wheres a bandana to keep her hair out the way.
>"challenge me to a cook off? Very well, I shall show you TRUE monster cuisine!"

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>>18183743
>>18183769
>You've lost both the fear and the boner aspect
>Gross.
That's where you're wrong.

>>18183752
>It's definetly a monster.
>It's also a girl.
>It totally loves cuddling and having you pet her centipede hair in the mornings.
I don't see why not.

>> No.18183799

>>18183790
I don't think I could pretend to be asleep for very long if she's whispering in my ears. They're quite sensitive.

>> No.18183804

>>18183781
I would use me specialty
The 3 meat volcano Toastie!
Or my spiced rice with Cheesey beef and veg

>> No.18183805

>>18183764
>Shokugeki no Soma but with a Salamander
Naisu!

>> No.18183806

>>18183769
I’ve seen it done well exactly once.

>> No.18183811

>>18183804
No anon, you misunderstand.
You have to eat the whole pot of Chili.

>> No.18183819

>>18183805
And she'd look like Nikumi.

>> No.18183824

>>18183742
But you can be a good father and a good husband to the same girl at the same time.

>> No.18183827

>>18183811
Bah, I've eaten Trinidad scorpion and ghost peppers
unless its some bullsht magic super chilli Ill be fine

>> No.18183833

>>18183736
Congratulations you managed to make a busy-as-fuck design that isn't even interesting or a monster girl at that point.

>> No.18183837

>>18183827
The California Reaper is the current record holder for hottest in the world.
If you can eat the whole thing and keep it down that Salamander'll heartpupil just looking at you.

>> No.18183839

>>18183797
>actively defending your literal abomination

>> No.18183840

>>18183819
>Caramel brown Salamander who refuses to wear anything but bikini tops and daisy dukes and who has a near spiritual connection to the meat she cooks
You'd better cherish that girl.

>> No.18183844

>>18183840
What kind of monster (not the kind this thread likes) wouldn't?

>> No.18183857

>>18183837
so pretty much a salamander version of the chilli cookoff in simpsons
https://imgur.com/a/kV5qC

>> No.18183859

>>18183844
Probably one of our resident edgeposters.

>> No.18183870

>>18183857
>Unicorn makes Chili
>"Oh it's not 5 alarm chili, it's 2 alarm, 2 and a half tops!"
>"Are you going to jail mommy?"
>"We'll see daughter."
>>18183859
I'm pretty sure she can beat them up.

>> No.18183872

>>18183859
We haven't had that much 1st party edge lately
last i remember is people posting edgy crap from space battles and that one ff.net story with the genocidal otohime

>> No.18183890

>>18183870
>Unicorn in prison
A story I'd like to read just because of how offbeat it would be.

>> No.18183900

>>18183872
If the stories and reviews are anything to go by, FF.net is split 4 ways regarding MGE
>generally positve fans
>those that hate the setting
>bloodthirsty fucks (one writer out-rite said the seeing need more violence and murder)
>People that see writing the monsters s the good side as "cliched cancer"

>> No.18183910

>>18183797
>>>/d/

>> No.18183915

>>18183890
Is jailhouse mom an unofficial position that could actually exist? I can totally see her getting on the warden's good side and baking cookies and stuff, mediating fights even the guards couldn't break up and talking people through their issues. It'd be cute.

>> No.18183918

>>18183910
Not him but it's funny you should mention /d/, their monster girl threads are currently experiencing massive shitstorms that make this place look casual.

>> No.18183920

>>18183890
>Unicorn blushing intensely after hearing about the stuff other prisoners done with their husbands

>> No.18183932

>>18183918
The fuck are they doing this time?

>> No.18183941

>>18183910
>>18183839
>Trying to banish me to /d/ because I want to cuddle my make-believe waifu.
Rude.

>> No.18183946

>>18183932
I’ll give you one fukkin guess.
Chicks with dicks

>> No.18183947

>>18183918
Why though?

>> No.18183954

>>18183915
She’ll fit in well with the Titania.
Who’s in for being a repeat offender on counts of public nudity.

>>18183946
Didn’t they already have that though?
It’s goddamn /d/.

>> No.18183963

>>18183932
>>18183947
>monster girl threads have always had no futa please in the OP
>some faggot posts "I know this isn't the place for futa but..." along with an image and a dumb post
>shitstorm ensures until page 10
>futafags hijack the threads by making a new one with the general thread number and saying futa is allowed
>non futa threads are forced to restart from thread #1
>futa threads complaining about the lack of activity and insisting it's only a minority holding onto the real threads when the reality is theirs are a third of the speed if not worse
>non futa threads start complaining about other fetishes and saying they should be banished to the futa threads
>both sides shitpost the other general rather than stick to their own
I rarely check /d/ but have been keeping an eye on it since that happened and it's made me even more thankful that /jp/ isn't nearly as retarded.

>> No.18183975

>>18183954
>public nudity
Unintentional I assume.

>> No.18183978

>>18183918
You do realize that outside of dedicated shitposters like >YWN Holstaur Slowpoke-Fag, the guy who vehemently hates Lilims, and the guy who hates on random writefags who don't deserve it like Beast this thread isn't so bad, right?

Now if only we could get rid of KDF and Bollocks

>> No.18183985

>>18183963
/d/ as usual then.

>> No.18183987

>>18183978
Yeah I know, that's why I said it makes the shitstorms here look casual. There may be the odd argument that people make out to be bigger than it is but nothing of that scale.
>Now if only we could get rid of KDF and Bollocks
Eh, they're fine.

>> No.18183989

>>18183963
That's kinda funny.

>> No.18183990

>>18183918
I still remember a shitter in their /d/rawthreads that claimed that Shigy dindu nuffin for his intentional shitposting and that we were the ones at fault for denying him his cuck fantasies.

>> No.18183994

>>18183978
KDF is fine, you're as bad as the guy who hates random writers for no reason.

>> No.18183998

>>18183987
KDF can fuck off with his diaperfag toddlercon shit, along with his fugly waifu and daughteru.

>> No.18183999

>>18183978
>the guy who hates on random writefags who don't deserve it like Beast
What gets me about this one is that several people have asked why he hates him and that's when he chooses to go silent.

>> No.18184000

>Guy is adopted and raised by an MG family, and NOTHING incestuous happens.
Does the universe collapse in on itself? Does MG law enforcement force the guy at gunpoint to maintain the status quo? Or does life carry on as normal, as it should? Story at 11.

>> No.18184002

>>18183975
Unintentional plus absentmindedness.
She still struggles to grasp the concept of “clothing.”

>> No.18184012

>>18184002
I hope no one has died of blood loss through the nose due to her "exposure".

>> No.18184029

>>18184012
Fortunately she had no manslaughter charges, so we can assume that was not the case.
Word has it they wrote her up her mostly because of a significant increase in low speed traffic accidents wherever she was around.

>> No.18184030

>>18184012
Would getting nosebleeds attract Vamp Mosquitoes?

>> No.18184033

>>18183963
No, we are, it’s just in a different way.

>> No.18184037

>>18184029
Hopefully she finds a sensible husband who can remind her to put on clothes.

>> No.18184039

>you will never write 'CUM SLUT' across a little Baphomet's flat chest and tummy and then lead her around in public with nothing to wear but her collar

>> No.18184041
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Fact: The bigger, stronger and haughtier a Monster Girl is, the better she will look in maid clothing.

>> No.18184042

>>18183978
What about how literally every bait post, no matter how blatant, gets a reply?

>> No.18184044
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>>18184041
Yep

>> No.18184046

>>18184041
This is the truth. Dragons, Wights, Griffons and Salamanders all look great in maid outfits.

>> No.18184047

>>18184044
I want to save that Pharaoh.

>> No.18184048

>>18184044
I wanna put that Apophis in maid clothes too.

>> No.18184051

>>18184041
>>18184046
You can’t really validate this theory until you present a ripped Oni in maid clothing.

>> No.18184058

>>18184041
This also works for the smaller, cuter and more innocent.

>> No.18184061
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>>18184051

>> No.18184064

>>18183954
I've got this image now.
>We start off with a prison buff salamander with tattoos on her face being admitted, gets her cell then swagger down to lunch, ready to kick and claw her way to the top of the food chain again.
>Sits down in a corner, eyeing the rest of the populace
>Our favorite unicorn approaches, backed by her imposing gang of not!daughters
>"Hi there, my name is Yuni! You must be new! Before you get settled there are a few things you should know... [unicorn proceeds to lay down the law like she's working at a daycare]
>The salamander's mouth is agape she's so caught off guard and disarmed by all of this but she finally gets a hold of herself near the end.
>"Now listen here, bitch--"
>"Ah ah, language. Now then, if you can keep your mouth clean I've got a piece of cake for you!"
>Cake is not on the menu. Also, it looks like it was made by a professional
>"Ohhh, I'm so glad you came on karaoke night, we're going to have so much fun together! I'll let you eat, tata for now!"
>This is a maximum security prison, there is no goddamn karaoke night
>Unicorn prances away, most of her not!daughters in tow, save one lingering red oni with a scar on her face and a missing horn.
>Oni sees the lizard staring at her and just shakes her head before walking away
>She looks up at a guard in the second floor
>He shrugs
>"What. The. Fuck? Why is she even here?"
>A manticore nearby shrugs
>"Just don't eat Mom's chili."

>> No.18184066

>>18184037
Only in public though.

>> No.18184075

>>18183994
KDF when he still wrote was fine but there's no excusing the other faggot

>> No.18184078

>>18184061
Acceptable but damn, I can’t stand that artist.

>> No.18184087

>>18183998
>ANGERY

>> No.18184096

>>18183994
>>18184087
>Quicksilvers fellow diaper fetishists rush to his defense

>> No.18184098

>>18183998
>fugly waifu and daughteru
Hey say what you want but no bashing the cute doggos, that last commission of his was really nice.

>> No.18184099
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>>18184051
>>18184061
What about an eternally-in-training Ushi-Oni?

>> No.18184102

>>18183999
Beast is fine unless you are in the discord, it's 1-3am UK hours and he's still wake.
Then he gets all paranoid and depressing.

>> No.18184112

>>18184102
>using Discord at all
It's like IRC, except the faggotry is amplified ten-fold.

>> No.18184116

>>18184096
Friendly reminder that it's only people like you who constantly bring up the diaper and toddler shit, not him.

>> No.18184119
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Have a big tough minotaur mewl like a little girl by cleaning her hooves

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>>18184102
>mentioning the discord out of nowhere
Anon please, I lurk there but this is a monster girl thread. Not a discord thread.
Post cute tigers or something.

>> No.18184144

>>18184119
I want to horseshoe a baphomet.

>> No.18184146

>>18184064
God I’d love to be that one male guard who catches Momma Yuni’s eye!

>> No.18184147

>>18184140
You first :^)

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>>18184147
There's bringing stuff from off site into the thread and then there's this. Go to your room young man.
Jinkos are love.

>> No.18184167

>>18184102
>Beast being the angry, paranoid fighting games aficionado
>Losenis being Punished Lilim
>Ace and his headpats
>Chowder fawning over Lani
>Shoggocks being the hand out of the toilet from Majora's Mask
>That one dedicated guy who absolutely adores Cyclops

You don't know how bad things really are.

>> No.18184172

>>18184144
You don't horseshoe goats

>> No.18184190
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>>18184140
Beast is a monster girl writer, it was relative to the conversation.
As for cute I got this.

>> No.18184206

>>18184172
A facsimile would be advisable for city dwelling ungulates, I would think.

>> No.18184211

>>18184206
That a way too many big words pal.

>> No.18184233

>>18184211
He said it'd be a good idea for a sort of placebo or something similar for hoofed monsters in the city.

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I need some divine intervention

>> No.18184243

>>18184237
Left>Right

>> No.18184248

>>18184243
Left lokks way too good, she's so shiny and rubbing her seems like a good idea.

>> No.18184250

>>18184237
Left<Right

>> No.18184273

>>18184237
I want to get smacked by that chain.

>> No.18184277

>>18184167
>Chowder acting like Lani is relevant and whining about the thread saying mean things
>That one dedicated guy who absolutely adores Cyclops and complains that he's super intelligent and everyone at his job is a retard but then starts spouting insane shit about jews and other /pol/ memes.
Fixed that for you, but otherwise your post is true.

>> No.18184280

>>18184237
Right is wife material, left is for toying with.

>> No.18184312

>>18184167
Losenis was banned from that discord months ago. I think a few other posters should have been kicked to improve the server but whatever I don't make the rules

>> No.18184345

>The Abyss is a physical place in the oceans of MGE
>A vast, inky abyss at the sea floor, stretching far into the bowels of the Earth itself; Eternal night
>You'd only dreamed about it, but you're standing at the very precipice of madness-- Or so the Sea Bishops and servants of Poseidon claim
>The water is clammy and cold, chilling you to the bone when otherwise you can feel it, but it doesn't bother you
>Demons lurk in the Abyss, from the darkness of Chaos, you've been told since you were but a child
>Casting your gaze into the abyss itself, you can feel something casting its gaze back at you
>A monster beyond all description standing there
>You wake up, breathing heavily and in your own bedroom-- But you know the horrible truth
>The stars were right and the monster would once again seek out a husband

>> No.18184352

>>18184345
I'm never leaving my room though.

>> No.18184354

>>18184280
>Right is wife material, left is for corrupting into wife material
I love it.

>> No.18184362

>>18184237
Right is very cute.

>> No.18184369

>>18184312
Remove Chowder, Shog, the /pol/tard, and CommercialAnon. Watch quality skyrocket.

>> No.18184393

>>18184369
Replace shog with ace and that sounds right.

>> No.18184396

>>18184369
The only quality discords are ones that don't exist.

>> No.18184410
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Whats your opinion on artificial/synthetic MG? can they be as good as the real deals?

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>>18184410
Golems fit that criteria don't they? Homunculi were also mentioned at one point.

>> No.18184420

>>18184410
If it looks like a monster girl, acts like a monster girl and fucks like a monster girl then I'm happy.

>> No.18184426

>>18184420
You're never happy

>> No.18184436

>>18184410
Yes. Automatons are good girls and you should treat them as such.

>> No.18184441

>>18184393
Incorrect.

>> No.18184445 [SPOILER] 
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Surprise!

>> No.18184448

I'm going to help willing girls get corrupted!

>> No.18184456

>>18184345
From your perspective, you gaze upon a horrifying dark oppressive abyss. Remember though, that the abyss will gaze back. And see your world as a frightening world of harsh light. You will be their one and only gentle light of hope and comfort

>> No.18184470

>>18184445
Smack elf butt

>> No.18184503
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Anyone has this doujin in english and uncen by jewku? https://www.fakku.net/hentai/mating-with-oni-sisters-english

>> No.18184549

>>18184448
I'm going to help unwilling girls get corrupted.

>> No.18184555

>>18184503
Doesn't seem to be on cafe, chaika or tsumino yet. Will likely show up on one of them over time.

>> No.18184556

>>18184549
That's mean Anon.

>> No.18184577

>>18184556
What's mean about giving someone something they didn't know they needed?
I'll run a halfway house for wayward girls with my Succubus wife who disguises herself as a human in public, and we'll corrupt a couple of the girls that are sent to us and then tell the state that they ran away.

>> No.18184580

>>18184577
Sounds sinister.

>> No.18184600

>>18184503
I wish Fakku would go down the tubes.

>> No.18184609

>>18184580
What's horrible about making sure that some human women that are destined to be the scum of society find a new purpose and a new life?

>> No.18184611

>>18184549
>DrakeDisapproval.jpg
>>18184448
>DrakeApproval.jpg

>> No.18184617

>>18184609
Give me an example.

>> No.18184629

>>18184577
Do you at least vaguely advertise that they’ll exit a changed woman and pursue a better life?

>> No.18184661

>>18184617
A halfway house is where some people get sent after serving their prison term to help them reintegrate into society. You think that 3 time arsonist won't re offend?
>>18184629
That'd be a bad idea, because it'd scare off a number of girls who think it comes off as too preachy.

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>>18184041

I very much like Matilda's girls.

>> No.18184680

I'm at an impasse and have no idea which girl to pursue for my next story. Attempts at finding her via opium and scotch whiskey are proving fruitless.

>> No.18184694

>>18184680
http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:RandomInCategory/Monster_Girls
Roll the dice.

>> No.18184700

>>18184417
That golem is filled with sand!

>> No.18184707

Pitch ideas for "Lets get Monsterized" the monster girl transformation game show.

>> No.18184716

>>18184707
>not at tv show about human girl of the week going through something and figuring out be a monster is better

it's like you don't want to brainwash the masses!

>> No.18184728

>>18184707
no

>> No.18184736

>>18184670
>hint of pubes
Oh, good morning penis. You're up early today.

>> No.18184755

>>18184736
>Pubes are not pubes, but actually microscopic tentacles that move and sway.

>> No.18184759

>>18184707
>Episode where a bunch of depressed CCs want to relive their youth
>Special co-host Familiar idol and sponsored by Sabbath
>The first half of the episode shows how each participant ruined their chances at dating and happiness
>Some by focusing too much on their professional career
>Others by being too afraid to commit
>A few by being shut-ins
>The later half shows how they get corrupted into loli species that best suits how they remember their childhood
>The one CC who used to rough up the boys becomes a Redcap
>The one who spent all her time with her big brother becomes an Alice
>The one who used to play RPGs with her childhood friend becomes a Witch
>Episode ends with them obtaining onii-chans

>> No.18184760

>>18184755
thats kind of hot

>> No.18184767

>>18184670
The look of a shogg on the verge of going numb from the number of climaxes.

>> No.18184773

>>18184670
Same.
>>18184736
There's more than just a hint.
https://i.imgur.com/ioibi2N.jpg

>> No.18184781

>>18184755
How nice

>> No.18184785

>>18184759
>turning the CC's into lolis
Episode's shit.

>> No.18184786

>>18184759
No thank you.

>> No.18184797

>>18184759
Perfect.

>> No.18184802

How physically strong is a shoggoth?

>> No.18184803

>>18184785
Exactly. Why would anyone want to ruin the perfection that is a CC?

>> No.18184815

>>18184773
>hairy girls
Unironically absolutely disgusting

>> No.18184819

>>18184802
Strong enough to do house chores.

>> No.18184824

>>18184736
This got me thinking, do cheshire carpets match the drapes?

>> No.18184835

>>18184773
I'd fill her with little squids

>> No.18184852

>>18184824
Probably. Half purple, half black. They each have different flavors.

>> No.18184857

>>18184755
Would a kejourou approve or be jealous?

>> No.18184869

>>18184857
I mean, it's really no different, except one can cut their hair and the other has no hair at all.

>> No.18184874
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Could a powerful-enough Incubus turn a human girl into whatever (or at least most) kind of Monster Girl he wanted without even having sex?

Or do they always turn into Lesser Succubi if no MG is involved?

>> No.18184879

>>18184874
Not that we know

>> No.18184880
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>>18184802
I'd wager exactly as strong as she needs to be and no more. Whatever Master wants.

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>> No.18184897

>>18184880
What if master had a fetish for fit girls?

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>>18184897
I could see a fit Shog being a thing. There's not much variance in available artwork but I can't imagine their looks/hairstyle/outfit are a fixed thing.

I'd rather have a Genki Shog with a yan streak but that's my preference.

>> No.18184906

>>18184802
They really don't have much outlined in their page.

>> No.18184908

>>18184897
This is why I tend to have issues with slime girls, they can't have muscle, only look like it.

>> No.18184912

>>18184904
Aren't shogs yandere by default?

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>>18184904
>>18184767
Shog yes?

>>18184912
They are very possesive and... well... mad about their master, but not exactly dangerous, from what I understand.

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18184945

Be honest, Mizone tricked you into becoming at least partially attracted to anthros, right?

>> No.18184953

>>18184945
No.
I was semi-accepting to kemono before his work and follow a few tasteful pixiv artists but this isn't the place for that.

>> No.18184954

>>18184945
maybe i'm not saying

>> No.18184956

>>18184945
I was attracted to those far before I was attracted to monstergirls, and yes I'm still ashamed of it.

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>>18184945
No

He draws cute monstergirls, though

>> No.18184970

>>18184670
I like Flayers with nice legs

>> No.18184982

>>18184965
One day you're reading his Lamia and Oni doujins, then suddenly you're digging into his pokemon doujins, ashamed.

>> No.18184988

>>18184982
Nah

>> No.18184992

>>18184945
I mean, they're not my cup of tea but if you get off to the idea of grabbing huge handfuls of Cu Sith hip fur while you plow into her from behind like she's a bitch in heat over the less cheesy alternatives, I'm not really going to judge you.

You do you, Anon. Just don't expect people to share your preferences when it comes to monster girls. I will say this though, Japanese kemono on human men is far more preferential than the Western fan base because they at least SOMETIMES can focus on the emotional part of the relationship outside of penis in vagoo. Which is probably why Losenis is still one of the better writers from this community, I guess on that hand.

t. the apparent hand out of the toilet

>> No.18184993

>>18184945
No.

I already liked them from way before.

Besides, all of Mizone's girls are cute and deserve love.

>> No.18184994

>>18184904
It would be funny to see a fit slime competition and them drinking more water to look buffer.

>> No.18185006

>>18184908
Technically they’re made entirely out of working matter.

>> No.18185013

>>18184994
Wouldn't drinking more water make them less solid and therefore give them less controll over their structure tho?

I'd imagine they'd need to consume more nutrients to be able to have stronger, bigger bodies.

>> No.18185017

>>18184992
>Which is probably why Losenis is still one of the better writers from this community, I guess on that hand.
Hol up

>> No.18185019

>>18184945
I started out there.
Honestly I have video games to thank for getting me into MGs.

>> No.18185028

Big Liches or little Liches?

>> No.18185030

>>18185013
That's what they were doing from the very beginning. Slimes aren't fit, they just look like it.

>> No.18185031

>>18184945
Honestly, I don't care. I just think it would be weird to have my dog end up wanting to lewd me.

>> No.18185032

>>18184945
Fuck off furfaggot

>> No.18185033

>>18185028
One really big one and one really little one.

>> No.18185038

>>18185032
Make me.

>> No.18185040

>>18185006
I can see my goo girls as soft, not hard.

>>18185028
Both but the big one needs muscle and the little one may or may not have lots of oppai

>> No.18185043

>>18184945
No, Breath of Fire did that to me.
Mizone is great though

>> No.18185044

>>18185028
I want a lich queen

>> No.18185045

>>18185028
7 ft. tall Lich with cool skeltal armor, long hair, and massive milkers.

>> No.18185047

>>18185045
Must there always be a lich queen?

>> No.18185050

>>18185028
One big lich followed by several little liches.

>> No.18185055

>>18185044
Will you make her feel loved and show her all the fun mortals are now having?

>> No.18185065

>>18185055
Nah, i wanna conqueror all of azeroth with her.

>> No.18185075

>>18185055
>Grumpy paladin who had to fight through everything is jaded and stoic by the time he reaches her

If he didn't give out an exasperated sigh then he's doing it wrong.

>> No.18185084

>>18185028
Can I have a little zombie thats super clingy instead?

>> No.18185085
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Sudden Monster transformations can be quite frightening for the individuals being transformed.

>> No.18185088 [DELETED] 
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>mgg accepts furries now

>> No.18185089

>>18185084
That's acceptable.

>> No.18185092

>>18185085
I dunno, the girls who suddenly become holsts look happy

>> No.18185095

>>18185065
You should be exploring the world with her, not waging a pointless war.

>> No.18185096

>>18185088
Not in here we don't. If you like them but don't bring them here then whatever, just don't bring them here.

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>>18185092
Some don't take it half-bad.

>> No.18185098

>>18185088
>and thus it begins!

>> No.18185112

>>18185096
>>18185098
Why are you two responding the the bait?

>> No.18185119

>>18185089
>Anon is stalked by a Loli zombie with a zombie teddy bear
>Always wants to hold his hand and somehow manages to keep finding him no matter how hard he tries to ditch her
>While chasing after him one day she trips and scrapes her near-rotten knee, wails like a banshee
>Feeling guilty Anon helps her up and then sits her in his lap, her cries instantly turn into happy little giggles as she shows off her teddy bear to him

>> No.18185121

>>18185112
>bait
>there was just a sleuth of posts showing their approval for furfaggotry

>> No.18185130

>>18185121
Yeah, but the dude was saying the thread accepts furrys here, we don't, like what you want just don't bring them here.

>> No.18185132

>>18185028
Doraf sized liches, small in height, large where it counts.

>> No.18185133

>>18185028
A little Lich with a big butt.

>> No.18185134

>>18185119
>>While chasing after him one day she trips and scrapes her near-rotten knee
>Her leg falls off, but she's completely unfazed because she can feel pain no more.

>> No.18185136

Manlets become the tank class in MGE

>> No.18185138

>>18185134
>MGE Undead
>rotting

>> No.18185139

>>18185119
That smile shall be protected for as long as I live.

>> No.18185140

>>18185121
There's a difference between being okay with it and approving of it being part of the threads.

>> No.18185143 [DELETED] 

Furries belong on /b/, report and hide.

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>>18185133
Liches with nice butts are the best.

>> No.18185148

>>18185136
But anon, I'm DPS.

>> No.18185154

>>18185147
I want my little lich to try delve into the depths of acquiring the largest bottom!

>> No.18185157

>>18185136
>Manlets become the tank class in MGE
Wait i'm just a healer tho, i can't tank shit i run.

>> No.18185158

>>18185147
Needs longer hair or better hair ornamentation.

>> No.18185193 [DELETED] 

>>18184945
https://imgur.com/a/CXTdZ

I suppose.

>> No.18185202

>>18185193
kys

>> No.18185205 [DELETED] 

>>18185193
Del

>> No.18185212

>>18185193
Do a flip faggot!

>> No.18185215

>>18185193
Go back to /b/, yiff in hell faggot.

>> No.18185219

>>18185193
Yo there's a difference between saying "I'm okay with it" and outright posting it dude.

>> No.18185225

>>18185219
I mean, he didn't straight up posted it as much as a link.

>> No.18185229

>>18182907
Evil.There are plenty of rumors. How she conquered a third of the dessert in a few years, how she has spies everywhere, how she can break a lizardman's arm with a flick of a wrist, and how with a few words and a smile she can get even the most loyal man or woman to throw open the gates of their cites and worship her. Being her slave husband would mean s life of being dominated, used, and pampered.

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>> No.18185246

>>18184945
No
Fuck off furfag, don't fucking post that shit here.

>> No.18185247

>>18185229
>Being her slave husband would mean s life of being dominated, used, and pampered.
Thats the dream isn't it?

>> No.18185251

>>18182907
Mh. I've never though about an actual evil Pharaoh. Maybe one corrupted by Mamono mana into a cruel desert queen?

Sounds interesting. And perfet for breaking into a good girl back again.

>> No.18185258

>>18185147
The smaller the Lich, the bigger the butt proportionately.
A loli Lich endowed with a large rear is much more alluring than a big Lich.

>> No.18185259

>>18182907
A pharaoh that doesn't serve she rules.

>> No.18185286

>>18185244
How am I supposed to focus if I’m getting fluffed in the face?

>> No.18185296

>>18185286
Focus, on her and her only.

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>>18185286
It's easy if you're focusing on what's important.

>>18185296
Exactly.

>> No.18185311

>>18185258
It has the added benefit that while the proportional size of the butt is big, the non-proportional size is still reasonable and cute. And a petite body with a flat chest and slim midriff makes the hips and ass stand out. A young girl with the pear shape is objectively the best possible sex partner.

>> No.18185317

>>18185247
She'll break you. She'll tie you down to her bed in nothing but a flimsy jockstrap and feed you one of the most powerful aphrodisiacs in the world with her mouth and tease you for as long as she wants. She'll call you things like "Fucktoy" "My Possession" and "Lovely" You'll have your portrait painted by very nervous artists so she can hang it in her gallery. You'll be trained like a dog to bring her pleasure whenever she wants. It's not a life for everyone.

>> No.18185327

>>18185317
misery?

>> No.18185330

>>18185317
Sounds like some twisted sexy love to me.

>> No.18185427

I want an automaton loli to tell me that she wants to be a Super Robot when she grows up.

>> No.18185444

>>18185427

I want an automaton to tell me to kick reason to the curb and to pierce the heavens with my drill

>> No.18185449

>>18185444
She's already practicing then.
That's good, she'll need those guts to become a true Super Robot

>> No.18185457

>>18185444
TL note: drill means penis

>> No.18185466
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>>18185427
Giant Robot Mechas are certainly top tier Automatons.

>> No.18185479

>>18185466
Yep.
A true super robot!

>> No.18185489
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>>18185479
Who has that greentext of the Jaeger girlscrushing on the tiny Maintenance Engineer working on their hangar?

>> No.18185491
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18185491

It's big wide horn season

>> No.18185503

>>18185466
>>18185479
>>18185489
>Giantessfags
Go back to where you came from, manlets.

>> No.18185506

>>18185503
I'm not here for the giantess.
I'm here for tall, justice loving robots who may or may not have large synth muscles

>> No.18185518

>>18185491
Not wide enough.

>> No.18185537

>>18185466
So when they say "I want you inside me" do they mean....?

>> No.18185557

>>18185537
She is asking you to get in her cockpit and drive her to her brreaking point until you're satisfied with her performance.

>> No.18185594

>>18185537
It means get in the fucking robot, Shinji.

>> No.18185598

>>18185157
>not being a tank
A tank manlet distracc
https://youtu.be/cUCm_NFpN1w

>> No.18185624

>>18185598
>TFW no tribal island gremlins asking you if you know the way

>> No.18185650

I asked for too maybe spiders.

>> No.18185656

>>18185650
You mean you asked for too many? How is that a problem?

>> No.18185660

>>18185650
You should've asked for a book on English

>> No.18185733

>>18185650
I asked for too many daughterus but wife is a dragon and it's hard to accomplish that.

>> No.18185785

>>18185650
Yeah indecisive Arachne are the worst

>> No.18185786

>>18185660
No time for books now, too many spiders.

>> No.18185795
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I need a harpy.

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18185797

>When two high level Automatons fight over the same man.

>> No.18185809

>>18185795
This is off model in a way I appreciate. I adore titty harpies unless they're jubjubs.

>> No.18185813

>>18185795
I need a happy

>> No.18185833

>>18185795
My Birbs need more meat on them.

>> No.18185846

>>18185795
Anyone with a predictable complaint is a faggot

>> No.18185847

>>18185795
Dumb birds?

>> No.18185848
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18185848

>>18185846
Fuck!
Forget image.

I am trash

>> No.18185850

>>18185833
A chunky bird will never fly very well, although having a lazy shut in birb would be quite cosy

>> No.18185854

>>18185848
>patreon

>> No.18185857

>>18185846
>>18185854
Omae wa mo faggot

>> No.18185860

>>18185850
She flies well enough for me to tease her or have her land in my lap.
A snuggling, shut-in birb is prime meat and cuddle material

>> No.18185870
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18185870

>>18185860
>Shut in birb

I prefer free range birb

>> No.18185873
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18185873

"My cat tastes like cat food."

>> No.18185874

>>18185733
I feel ya, Waifu is also a dragon, and for some ungodly reason i want at least 9-12 daughteru's. And thats at least, at the max its undefined.

>> No.18185879

>>18185870
>sweaty birb comes back after some running and demands that you give her a back rub
>>18185860
Kissing her tummy with her wings wrapped around your back while she softly coos loving words into your ear would be total bliss

>> No.18185884

>>18185874
Jesus anon, good luck with that. I was mostly joking and I'd be completely fine with one, but I can see myself enjoy raising three cute daughters with my waifu. As of right noe it's only one though.

>> No.18185890

>>18185884
>mostly joking
My depravity knows no bounds then.

>> No.18185893

>>18185879
That it is.
Nibble the birb.

>> No.18185898

>>18185873
You are what you eat

>> No.18185899

>>18185879
>backrub
>Not jumping you and immediately initiating while she's all sweaty

>> No.18185923

>>18185870
I'm the sort of degenerate who wants to feel those powerful talons on my flesh

>> No.18185958

Friendly reminder that round monstergirl butts are far superior to wide monstergirl butts!

>> No.18185960

>>18185958
But I want it wide AND round

>> No.18185963

>>18185960
Anon, no! Nobody has ever combined such dangerous powers before!

>> No.18185970

>>18185958
I like tone monster girl butts!

>> No.18185972

>>18185963
Give it to me.
Put it on a loli, put it on a P'Orc, put it on a girl!

>> No.18185975

>>18185972
Oh no!

>> No.18185980

>>18185975
Oh YES

>> No.18185990

>>18185980
Somebody stop this crazy anon before he gets himself smothered by butts!

>> No.18185994

>>18185990
GIB ME THE BOOTY

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>>18185963
It can be done.

>> No.18186039

I want to be the drummer boy in a battalion that gets ambushed by monster girls!

>> No.18186101
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>>18186012
Glorious.

>> No.18186120

>>18186101
>>18186012
I want fat fox fanny to fondle

>> No.18186129

>>18186101
Why do foxes love wedgies?

>> No.18186132

>>18186129
Better shows off the meat of their rear

>> No.18186161

>>18186132
What perverted foxes. I bet they have knots tied in their panties to tease themselves, too.

>> No.18186162

>be teenager in MGC
>have milfy Cheshire neighbor
>at first it was hot when she'd pop up in the shower and start sucking, and even when she used her invisibility to make it seem like you were jerking it instead of screwing the neighbor when your parents wandered in
>then she started showing up in your bed
>problem is that she's loud and you have to forcibly clamp your hand over her mouth to keep it discrete
>this only eggs her on to become more of a screamer
>your sister catches you in the act because the fucking cat won't stop screaming
>get grounded
>such is life in MGC

>> No.18186164

>>18186161
They they are.
Lewd creatures those foxes.

>> No.18186170

>>18186161
Real foxes wear rope harnesses under their clothes.

>> No.18186201

>>18186162
>get grounded for fucking the CC Cheshire in MGC
Those must be some dickish parents.

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>>18186170
How hard would a miko fox fight to keep this secret hidden and maintain her pure shrine maiden persona? Because I feel like this could become premium bullying material.

>> No.18186204

>>18186162
....I want a CC Cuddlecat tier cheshire

>> No.18186207

>>18186162
Well, the proverbial cat's out of the bag now. May as well give her something to scream about.

>> No.18186210

>>18186202
Let me put it this way anon, you'll be dead-er than dead if you flip her skirt up in public.

>> No.18186214

>>18186202
>Because I feel like this could become premium blackmail material.
FTFY. Wanna blackmail the fox! Gonna blackmail the fox and then take responsibility!

>> No.18186227

>>18186204
>cc cuddlecat invites you over to "talk about school"
>in reality she just spends the day forcefully squeezing you against her and whispering in your ear how good a teddy bear you are

>> No.18186236

>>18186170
>rope harnesses under their clothes.
Oh, those are top tier, anon. I'd love to send my waifu to work with a nice, tight, knotted harness under her work clothes. I'd do the same to my daughteru when she goes to school as well.

>> No.18186243

>>18186227
She could smother a man with her tits and ass

>> No.18186245

>>18185873
Where do I get a Latenight cat?

>> No.18186256

>>18186245
Bastet Temple, They Practically hand out Marshmallow cats

>> No.18186282

>>18186256
>Bastet Temple
>Come Get a Marshmallow Kitten that'll be your companion for many years! Going from small, cuddly kitten to a big, floofy cat that will be sure to bring a smile on your face before living to the ripe old age of 20 and passing away in your lap, purring and wearing the same stupid smile its given you for all those years.

>> No.18186284

I want to go way up into the mountains to witness the mating dance of the little Wendigos!

>> No.18186294

>>18186284
>the mating dance of the little Wendigos!
>It's just a bunch of coat cones and a bunch of moaning
>"Ooh, majestic."
>"Mm."

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>>18186284
It's not as impressive as you think.

>> No.18186305

What MG are best for being bullied for how old they are?

>> No.18186308

>>18186201
It's more for the racket than anything else I imagine

>> No.18186315

>>18186170
>every day you tie up your fox the way she likes before she heads off to work
>the way the rope restrains her, tightening with her ever move makes her feel like you're embracing her all day long
>when she gets back, she's practically heart-pupilling, wanting nothing more to cuddle with you all evening
Would be nice having a cuddle-sick fox

>> No.18186316

>>18186297
>It's a bunch of kidnapped hikers with wendigos circling around them.

>> No.18186317

>>18186305
Small weak ones are great for beating up.

>> No.18186323

>>18186282
Probably the only cat I'll ever actually like. I'm a dog man.

>> No.18186325

>>18186315
That is good stuff anon, good stuff indeed.

>> No.18186326

>>18186305
Dragons. They won't show it, but you know.

>> No.18186328

>>18186282
I'd give everything I could to revive my marshmallow cat if it died.

>> No.18186331

>>18186323
Marshmallow cats are adorable things that only desire to make you comfy.


>>18186328
Anon, a marshmallow cat that lived to 20 would have lived a long and happy life with you.
It would pass knowing it made your world brighter and be happy for it.

>> No.18186338

>>18186331
Anon you don't understand. I already lost one cat that was my best friend and there is no way that I'd let it happen again if I could.

>> No.18186349

>>18186338
Anon I know that feeling but all things must come to an end.
I've lost two cats to a plant my mom owned that we then learned was poisonous, causing them both to have kidney failure.

All you need to remember is that you will have given your cat, no matter how brief the time, some of the happiest days of its life.

>> No.18186351

>>18186331
Is there a kobold version of cats?
Or are wild cats just heartless bastards who only live with humans for food and shelter

>> No.18186357

>>18186331
What if it became like a jiangshi? It's marshmellow body is stiff and dense, so you have to squish and squeeze it every morning until it's soft again.

>> No.18186368

>>18186351
Mashmallow dogs?
They may be little corgi versions.

>>18186357
Anon, these are cats blessed by Bastet herself, immune to disease and physical imperfections.

Undeath would not effect them.
That won't stop them from being susceptable to anon body rubs on them, they'd be purring happily as you did so, spreading out for you to maybe even experience the joy of giving a cat tummy rubs.

>> No.18186378

>>18186368
No anon, a cat version of a kobold.

>> No.18186382

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to help Lich-san with her school project.
If you don't she can't get her A!

>> No.18186385

>>18186378
Werecat?
Shortstack werecat?

>> No.18186387

>>18186382
Is she dumb or something? How did you even became a lich?

>> No.18186388
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>>18186382
I hesitate to ask: what exactly is she doing for her school project? Does it involve warming up zombies with philosophical debate?

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Evil foxes are great

>> No.18186392

>>18186388
>>18186387
It's only a small experiment involving time magic.
She just needs help making sure she's got it right!

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>>18180873
Shog and Kiki may like to play-fight a lot, but don't let that fool you. They're the closest childhood friends united by love of mastah

>> No.18186398

>>18186392
But I don't own a DeLorean!

>> No.18186400

>>18186387
YOU don't need to know how to turn into a lich, someone just needs to put your soul into a phylactery.

>> No.18186403

>>18186388
>>18185084
>Zombie Imouto Anon is back of the dead
How is this possible?

>> No.18186405

>>18186398
It's just a little spell she needs to try is all.

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18186417

>>18184880
>>18184897
>>18184904
better get started on getting fit

>> No.18186418

>>18186417
Run run Shog-chan!

>> No.18186422

>>18186392
I've seen enough scenarios involving time shenanigans to know that this is a very bad idea.
The fact that she needs an assistant makes it even worse.

>> No.18186431

While were talking about retarded lichs, What happened to lichs where male in life/were still male when DL came into power?
What if a male necromancer trys to ascend to a lich?

>> No.18186444

>>18186431
An ancient evil awakes to find it Craves the D and has breasts now.

>> No.18186452

>>18186417
>Shoggoth in bloomers
Be still my dick. What other MGs would look good in bloomers?

>> No.18186462

>>18186403
Everything is possible with mamonobama

>> No.18186465

>>18186431
Undead incubus.

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>>18182737
Truly, a military alliance between our clans could only help to further our common goal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRf9VVAHIk

>> No.18186481

>>18186444
I think they'd be more concerned with having flesh again
>"Ugh why does this body make so many disgusting noises"

>> No.18186489

>>18186472
>Schizanthus will never have a sequel
>instead we got this
Where did Z-Ton go so wrong?

>> No.18186496

>>18186489
The moment he started doing NTR.

I think I'm glad he never continued Schizanthus, because it might have ended up like that.

>> No.18186504

Remember that shortstacks love nothing more than to sneak into your bed and be your little spoon.

Some bigger girls like it too but can't quite do the 'sneaking' part

>> No.18186513

>>18186504
Jinkos know how to prowl
Should be child's play.

>> No.18186522

>>18186504
Do the bigger girls also like the "being the little spoon" part?

>> No.18186599

>>18186522
Yes, just some of them see it as very degenerate though. When your seven foot tall Hellhound waifu comes up to you all flustered and makes you promise her that you'll tell no one about what happens tonight be ready to fucking cuddle your ass off anon.

>> No.18186609

>>18186599
I imagine hellhounds do most of their cuddling once they've fucked you unconscious, and that they would do truly degenerate things like kissing every inch of your face and whispering just how much she loves you into your ear, praying for you to dream happily of her

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>>18186245
There's a crane game full of them in a certain arcade. You'd also likely to see a Wight playing rhythm games too.

>> No.18186631 [SPOILER] 
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18186631

Even the demon lord agrees that men make better women.

>> No.18186647

>>18186631
God I'd hate to be that one student that makes his homeroom teacher Alp. The evil glares you'd get from all the girls who had a crush on him would be terrible.

>> No.18186652

>>18186647
Hot for teacher, are we anon?

>> No.18186657

>>18184555
No shit, sherlock. I thought maybe someone from here subscribed to jewku. Also cafe never posts doujins for some reason, only manga and tankbooks

>> No.18186667

>>18186631
>>18186647
>>18186652
https://youtu.be/rls8cfomkBQ
Make her blush singing this at the concert.

>> No.18186670

>>18186504
>be asleep in your bed
>shortstack tiptoes in and slides into position as your little spoon
>while still deep asleep, you embrace her and pull her closer to your body
>one hand gropes her fat tits and the other slips down to her crotch
>you nestle your head in her neck, giving her soft kisses while you morning wood hotdogs her round ass
>she wants to wake you but her body loves your unconscious molestation too much

>> No.18186672

>>18186652
Maybe. I did have the luxury of having three really beautiful teachers that didn't help my thing for older women.

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>>18186647
Is there a way you can tell someone alped for you? Or can you tell once its too late and you get V'd?

>> No.18186766

>>18186721
When you realize your buddy...is now your guy.

>> No.18186780

>>18186766
>TFW no bosom buddy

>> No.18186807

>>18186721
That is a fine fitbucus.

>> No.18186823

>>18186721
Pull their tail and listen to the sound they make.

>> No.18186828
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THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER TO TURN THE SHOTAS INTO TRAPS.

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18186831

>>18186631
>>18186647
>>18186721
I'm checking the official art and it seems there are some specific physical differences between Alp and succubi.
From all of the official art I saw I think I can deduce that:

>Most Monster Girls of the Succubus Family have horns pointing upwards.
>The only memebers of the succubi family with downward-looking horns are Alps.
>Amazons have a single, right-side sideways(and slightly downwards)-looking horn.
>Lilims can have both upwards and downwards horns, judging from Druella and the Lilim profile.
>Alps actually have thicker tails than other memebers of the Succubus family.

Other than that there's much difference to be able to identify one.
Take into consideration that this might just be how a single of the members of this species look like, so there might be Amazons with a single horn on their left side, Succubi with downward horns or Alps with fine tails.

>> No.18186848

>>18184167
>Beast being the angry, paranoid fighting games aficionado
Still not sure how I got to that point

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18186868

DE
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66723282

>> No.18186871
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>>18186848
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)
>Not to be confused with the similarly named Alp-luachra, the Alp is sometimes likened to a vampire, but its behavior is more akin to that of the incubus. It is distinct from both of these creatures in that it wears a magic hat called a Tarnkappe, from which it draws its powers.

WHERE THE FUCK'S THE HAT
WHY DO KC'S ALPS HAVE NO HATS

>> No.18186902

>>18186871
If Alps wore hats, those hats would swiftly be stolen.

>> No.18186916

>>18186871
KC edits the backstory for a lot of mythological creatures
The kikimora usually comes with a domovoi
The domovoi is her husband that does all the work if paid tribute while a kiki just tags along.
There is also swamp kikis that are married to leshens and are intentionally lured to houses to make the often male occupants life hell.

>> No.18186919
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18186919

>>18186902
By whom?

BULLIES?

>> No.18186926

>>18186919
Bullies and prospective wizards who seek to obtain the mystical powers of the Alps without losing their own dicks.

>> No.18186946

>>18186926
Being gay is not a power.

>> No.18186951

>>18186946
Maybe, but it is pretty thuper!

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18186953

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

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>>18186946
Your pardon, if I may
To tell you it is indeed mighty to be gay
For when an Alp applies her power
In your pants there arises a mighty tower!

>> No.18187015

>>18186957
I missed these posts.

>> No.18187019

>>18187015
Anyone can do them though it doesn't have to be me.

>> No.18187041

>>18186417
Cute cute shog-chan!!!

>> No.18187083
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>"Hey Anon, are you aware that all the monsters in class want a piece of you?"
>"But you're not a filthy degenerate, right? So why don't you go out with a pure human maiden like me?"

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>Yo where all da virgin boys at?
Eugh, gods.

>> No.18187131

>>18187083
No way dude!

>> No.18187138

What is the combat potential of a shoggoth?

>> No.18187144

>>18187138
Ever seen The Thing?

>> No.18187150

>>18187144
Died to asocial nerds with flamethrowers.

>> No.18187151

>>18187083
Nobody is retarded enough to genuinely believe that.

>> No.18187153

Loli tentacle who has an ironically completely non-lewd friendship with a human little girl!

>> No.18187154

>>18187150
>Died
Oh you sweet summerchild.

>> No.18187161

>>18187154
It also wasn't cute, and that is very important.

>> No.18187176

>>18187083
Either they're human (shit), majin-type (also shit) or disguised (stupid).

>> No.18187183

>>18186848
New burning edge when?

>> No.18187198
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18187198

Do magical glasses that blocks the effects of her gaze exist?

>> No.18187199

>>18187198
Yes, like the ones Cyclops from X-Men uses.

>> No.18187220

>>18186214
How on earth are you going to blackmail a kitsune over being lewd when kitsune are the ones responsible for Zipangu’s lust elementals?
They’re lewd to the core by default.

>> No.18187223

>>18187198
Wonder if they're venomous from birth or it kicks in later.

>> No.18187226

>>18187198
If they're good enough for the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception they're good enough for a basilisk's rape beams.

>> No.18187230

>>18187198
I wand to see her dressed up as fate medusa.
or both her and an MGE medusa dressed as fate madusa

>> No.18187252

>>18187153
They'd play innocent games together and have fun like kids should.
I don't think their friendship can survive puberty though.

>>18187176
Majin-types have their place and are perfectly lovable.
Only an abomination purist would truly think majin-types are shit.

>> No.18187271

>>18187252
And their place far away from me.
I didn’t get into MGs for loony humans, mate.

>> No.18187274

>>18187271
place is*

>> No.18187279

I need a big cuddly Kraken-nee to squeeze and be squeezed by.

>> No.18187295

>>18187083
Little does she know I'm happily getting a blow job fun a dullahan under my desk right now.

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>>18187279

>> No.18187342

>>18187279
>She watches a drama show weekly
>Has to cuddle you when it airs
>Whenever something bad happens she squeezes you extra hard
>You then need to assure that Scylla-chan will get to marry the prince next episode even if the world seems against it

>> No.18187348

>>18187335
Wanna make psghetti with a kraken!

>> No.18187363

>>18187295
So that's what's actually going on when Dullahans tell their teacher that they forgot their head at home.

>> No.18187365
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Muscular thighs are superior to chubby Wight thighs.

>> No.18187371

>>18187365
All monster girl thighs are good, no matter if they're pudgy and indent in her stockings, or if they're muscular and can crush watermelons between them!

>> No.18187388 [DELETED] 

Livestreaming your suicide to your monstergirl bullies!
Making them permanently traumatized by being responsible for your suicide!
Making them have nightmares in their sleep for the rest of their lives!
Making them become social outcasts!
Making sure they never readjust to society due to their trauma!
Only to come visit them 15 years later saying that it was just a prank!
Pranked!!!

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Reminder that cool moms let you stuff their butts.

>> No.18187435

>>18187371
The last time I heard about watermelon crushing thighs it was because anons wanted to get bullied by them.
Thighs should be an artifact of love, not a weapon of violence.

>> No.18187438

>>18187426
Momsters are cheating. They shouldn't be allowed to be so damn sexy!

>> No.18187442

>>18187435
You're telling me that muscle MGs wouldn't hold melon crushing contests in order to attract anons who like rock hard muscles?

>> No.18187446

>>18187223
Probably from birth. That's why they live far away from everyone.

>> No.18187464

>>18187442
I'm telling you that big muscle thighs should be used for crucifix and as pillows, not as a vice grip around Anon's head to make him tap out and surrender.

>> No.18187467

>>18187464
>used for crucifix
Eh?

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>>18187438
What do you mean, Anon? It's not like she's trying to subtly seduce you or anything.

>> No.18187477

>>18187467
Isn't that the name for thighjobs?

>> No.18187484

>>18187470
What about a momster Elf who is actually pure and has no thoughts of lewding her son, but can't stop herself from subconsciously taunting you to rape her?

>> No.18187492

>>18187083
I'd trust her.

>> No.18187507

>>18187484
>"Honestly, Anon, I'm worried if you don't focus on your school work, you'll become some delinquent who rapes his mother every day."

>> No.18187528

>>18187426
Wohld a cool mom enjoy when I give her granddaughters?

>> No.18187530

>>18187470
STOP. I don't want to think about my momster like that! She's kind, wholesome, and has an ass that won't quit.
Oh fuck I did it again!

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Today is dumbbell day, get to it.

>> No.18187549

>>18187507
>You're doing your business to the latest issue of MILF magazine in your chamber
>Your Elf momster enters your room without knocking
>She's wearing nothing but a see-through negligee
>"Anon, how many times must I tell you that porn and masturbation are unhealthy! "
>"You should get yourself a woman and have actual sex instead!"
>"Regardless, have a good night. You can come sleep in my bed if you feel lonely."

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Poor Fairy

>> No.18187621

>>18187541
Fox gyms are just a money laundering scheme by the mofu mafia.
Do not believe their promises of gains and fluffy tails, all they care about is men, fried tofu and money.

>> No.18187631

>>18187621
Forget about the gym, lift at home on dumbbell days.

>> No.18187689

>>18187631
But then you'll miss out on cute girls staring at you and wanting to lick your abs!

>> No.18187719

>>18187689
My belly is hairy, there's no licking to be had there.

>> No.18187726

>>18187719
Don't doubt kinky girls. They'll give ypu a good sniff and rub before going down and worshipping you.

>> No.18187745

>>18187719
What about all the shortstacks who get wet at the mere though if a big hairy man?

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>>18187745
I never said I was big, just hairy.
And angry. Angry about Elves!

>> No.18187813

>>18187749
Elves need to stop acting so haughty and pure when we all know just how big of sluts they are.
This is why men should side with Dwarves, drink plenty and rant about elves together.

>> No.18187826

>>18187813
But dwarves don't make me want to rape them on a daily basis because of how haughty they are.

>> No.18187839

>>18187826
So you're the kind of man who gets a raging boner when an Elf tells you that she won't lose to your dick.
Have fun with the knife ears but keep in mind that they break easily.

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Browsing my folder I discovered the work of yet another drawfag who has abandoned us forever.

>> No.18187895
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>>18187604
Bapho-chan is cute!
CUTE!

>> No.18187896

>>18187839
>they break easily
you say that like it's a bad thing. i want those sluts to beg to be bred by the time I'm done with them.

>> No.18187907

>>18187895
>paws
Not even once. I'll be over here, holding my Alice imouto's regular hands.

>> No.18187913

>>18187895
All goats are cute. Drunk goats are the cutest.

>> No.18187918

>>18187895
Gonna cuddle.
And with sweets.
Gonna have snugly, pudgy bapho-imotou

>> No.18187949

>>18187895
Baphomet might be extremely powerful army and cult leaders but their only wish is to obtain onii-chans who will spoil, pamper them and make them the happiest imoutos.

>>18187918
That's the correct mindset. Try not to get her too pudgy that would set a bad example for her followers and you'd end up with a whole branch of Sabbath filled with pudgy lolis.

>> No.18187955

>>18187949
You say that like its a bad thing.
She's going to be the cutest and the softest!
Maybe the smuggest too
And having some pudgy familiars join in wouldn't be bad either

>> No.18187981

>>18187955
Handling many lolis at once is a hard job. If they feel remotely neglected they will shove their butt on your lap, suck on your fingers, wear lewd oufits and beg for kisses.

>> No.18187990

>>18187981
I'd have to cut the personal harem off at four but I'd make each one of those girls happy and pampered.
They would need to wear short skirts to show off their well padded rears

>> No.18188011

How would you celebrate your wedding anniversary with your monster girl wife?

>> No.18188027

>>18188011
Shit, that's today?

>> No.18188044

>>18188011
A nice dinner out and a night of lovemaking.

>> No.18188075

There is nothing better than being wrapped up in a Dorome's mud.

>> No.18188183

>>18188075
>gamegrumpsthelostepisode.jpg

>> No.18188187

>>18186417
A bottom heavy little slimeball.

>> No.18188212

>>18188011
By preparing a grand feast for us and a really romantic night followed by some wrestle sex, rough sex and ending with some cuddle sex. We could also durl in the afternoon

>> No.18188218

>>18187541
They're too heavy.

>> No.18188219

>>18188187
A bottom heavy slimeball that helps with everything her senpai needs. Why, she'd even clean his room if he asked.

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When I go outside this time of year my breath freezes into cool flakes on my beard. Which girl would find my Frostbeard the most endearing?

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>>18186831
>alps have thicker tails
How can lillims even compete?
I remember one anon said succubi feel pleasure if you suck/lick their tails.

>> No.18188285

>>18188248
Alpfags are literal homos, no surprise there.

>> No.18188300

>>1818747
It's "intercrural," anon.

>> No.18188332

>>18188075
Dorome baths would be the best baths if it wasn't for them leading it by making you repeatedly cum.
You can't even scold them because then they stop smiling goofily and that's heartbreaking.

>> No.18188350

>>18188248
KC said it himself, it's in the Succubus notes.
Sucking on an Alp's tail is the highest form of bullying. Only impregnation can make them feel like a woman again once you them cum from their tail alone.

>> No.18188398

>>18187981
Yamero

>> No.18188419

>>18188350
So do they shoot out mamonobama when they finish?

>> No.18188422

>>18188350
What if you impregnate her while licking her tail?

>> No.18188425

>>18188350
I wanna bully a stage 2 alp by giving her huge, heaving breasts bursting with milk!

>> No.18188470

>>18188419
Anon... You can only take it so far before you too Alp.

>>18188422
Then you'll have to buy her girly clothes to make up for teasing her during the most important sex of her life.

>> No.18188513

>>18188470
She's getting all the girly erotic clothing a monster could ever want. Is it still bullying if I buy her a stretchy sweater that says "Babymaker At Work" that she can wear as her stomach swells with triplets?

>> No.18188518

>>18187477
That's intercrural, my friend.

>> No.18188605

>>18188518
Then what do you call it when with two girls your cock is sandwiched between a butt and a crotch as they grind into it in a humping motion?

>> No.18188650

>>18188513
Considering how many monsters would be congratulating her in public anytime she went out, probably.

>> No.18188689

>>18188650
>She meets the Lamia neighbors
>Lamia mother tells her daughter that if she works hard she will one day be as lewd and fertile as Alp-chan
The bullying never ends.

>> No.18188704

>>18188650
She maybe embarrassed now, but in a few months, she won't be able to resist stroking her big baby bump.

>> No.18188725

>>18188704
Don’t forget the hips and rear she’d have to go with it.

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>>18188689
Would she swing her hips as she joined in on The Dance?

>> No.18188780

>>18188725
If you marry an Alp soon after her transformation you get to see her progress from a flat girl with modest curves to a bombshell MILF.
They're so sensitive to mamono mana that you can pretty much mold one into your fetish machine from just a few fucks every day.

>> No.18188811

BUNNY
CUNNY

https://exhentai.org/g/1167481/18d9f14166/

>> No.18188813

>>18188780
That is why I like them too, even if it would result in maximum degeneracy.
I don’t know how a Stage 2 could cope with being strongfat and having breasts bigger than her head

>> No.18188826

>>18188811
Aww jeez.

>> No.18188875

>alpfags
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. The games done quick thread is a few boards down the hall.

>> No.18188880

>>18188811
Fuck I hear helicopters after clicking that link.

>> No.18188891

>>18188875
I don't get it

>> No.18188901

>>18188891
Trannies, trannies everywhere.

>> No.18188911

>>18188901
What's games done quick?

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>> No.18188925

>>18188911
Speedrun event.

>> No.18188928

>>18188911
A large video game speed running event to raise money for charity.

>> No.18188935

>>18188928
What it has to do with trannies?

>> No.18188949

>>18188925
>>18188928
And the connection is?

>> No.18188952

>>18188925
>>18188928
That actually sounds kind if cool
But what's that got to do with traps?

>> No.18188954

>>18188922
Scent is my fetish. I want my dragon to have a secret stash of my shirts undewear before we marry. I'd also steal her panties so it's okay.

>> No.18188960

>>18188935
>>18188949
>>18188952
I’d love to know why, but they make up a significant portion of the runners and commentators for reasons unknown.
It’s almost like speedrunning selects for the mentally ill.

>> No.18188963

>>18188935
>>18188949
>>18188952
Some of the runners went through a mental breakdown and prefer to be referred to as a female, they also dress as "girls" and if you don't accept them you get b&ed.

>> No.18188966

>>18188954
I also have a fetish for girls with a small fetish, though it's not a kink I think I have myself. I want my mice neighbors to sneak into my house and steal old underwear and shirts and use them to masturbate!

>> No.18188976

>>18188966
Masturbating while sniffing the underwear is the best for girls. I can just imagine my waifu's mother's face when she sees me and remembers how much her daughter moans my name.

>> No.18189027

NEET Kraken or Genki Kraken or Ara Ara Kraken?

>> No.18189043

>>18189027
Ara Ara and very very minorly Yandere Kraken of the ‘there’s no reason to leave, so you don’t have to worry, you’re staying with your onee-chan forever now~’ variety
So, more just clingy light femdom I guess

>> No.18189061

>>18189027
Ara ara are the best for wrestle sex. Seeing her lose her composure as you get more violent and seeing her fighting back would be great!

>> No.18189065

I can't recall what game it was that I awaited so eagerly that when I finally got it, I played it until I crashed on the lounge at some ungodly hour, work up, started playing again before I even woke up fully, and played all day until I crashed again.

What I do recall is how great a feeling it was. What do you think the odds are at enchanting a wight/vamp with this kind of lifestyle, playing until you bleed the game of all it has.

I mean she's rich enough to support it. Can you imagine finding a really good co-op game (which all of them would be), playing it until you both fall asleep cuddling each other on the lounge, and loading up the game to play again before you're even done with the quick breakfast of some toast and a coffee?

>> No.18189070

>>18189061
>”aahn~! Oh Anon, you’re trying so hard~! It’s a shame...”
>you suddenly feel your limbs all wrenched back and your body suspended in air out of your control as her many tentacles take hold
>”...that nee-chan wasn’t trying to stop you before~”

>> No.18189078

>>18189065
I mean I can think of 20 things immediately more interesting than some game if I’ve got a Vampire or Wight babe doting on me
Maybe after those are exhausted for an hour tops but I can tell you, between tits and videogames tits are more interesting every single time

>> No.18189083

>>18189070
You know what makes this even better? If I learned how to use electric magic like a raiju. Jesus we'd end up in a puddle of water, ink, girl juices and cum, with me completely covered in her tentacles and her still squishing.
Raijus magic is just the best.

>> No.18189094

>>18189078
Your mentality is backward, your thinking wrong. Tits are for life. Undead tits are eternal. Games are short, only have so many hundreds of hours of gameplay. Tits are your foundation, games are just one of the many fun structures to explore. But after the games are done, there will still be tits.

>> No.18189098

>>18189083
Absolutely top tier taste. She’d be shuddering in aftershock orgasms for an hour muttering how horny Anon makes her, begging for breath.
Somewhere, a sea bishop blushes.

>> No.18189106

>>18189094
I guess that’s true, as an immortal Undead Incubus Id have plenty to fill time with, though even then I can think of more direct and involved things than some game.

>> No.18189114

>>18189106
Sounds like pandemonium is more your thing, if all you wanna do is fuck and fuck accessories

>> No.18189115

>>18189098
The amount of marks I'd have around my body would be too many and in the end I'd be too tired to get out of her grasp but there would be quite a few marks on her too, like on the neck and butt. She would be able to cuddle to hell and back in that post orgasm state and I don't think she'd let go.

>> No.18189119

Is a Viking slayer of a thousand sons more likely to retire to a Norse-themed Valkyrie or a Norse-themed Amazon raider?

>> No.18189133

>>18189119
If his retirement os death then he gets a valk. If not he gets an amazon.

>> No.18189134

>>18189114
While I don’t mind very long fuck sessions that most of this thread curiously seems to shy away from, I meant even casual things before video games. Building a house, traveling the world, learning a skill to mastery at a casual centuries long pace. The world would become all the things some escapist video game was trying to fulfill, and I could do it all with a woman at my side that’s always up for some sexy fun as well.

>> No.18189144

>>18189134
>What's that? A new interesting video game it out?
>Video games are for nerds, Fuck that man, I'm gonna go build a house instead, I'm already on my seven hundredth.
>Or maybe I'll tour the world for the sixtieth time
Yeah okay anon. Honestly you sound like someone quite tiresome to be around. Like that one guy who constantly wants to do things outside.

>> No.18189145

>>18189119
>Valhalla is a Norse-themed Demon Realm
Fenrir girls, big buff rainbow Valkyries, Einherjar (female) warrior types, Massive Jorgmander lamias. Sounds fun.
Keep in mind they’d be races, not individuals, like how Apophis is a species and not just one girl or deity.

>> No.18189149

>>18189144
I never said video games are for nerds? They’re just not my thing in that scenario. No need to get defensive Anon.

>> No.18189160

>>18189149
I was just making fun of your examples. Video games are just one thing. What about reading books? Your dismissal is just as applicable in regards to books too.

>> No.18189170

>>18189145
>A place where you feast, fight and fuck for eternity!
>Brought to you by Ratatoskr News Network

>> No.18189177

>>18189160
Yeah, for me personally there’s stuff I’d do (or in this case imagine myself doing) before that as well. Sure I would do those things in free time I guess, I just wouldn’t exactly sit here thinking ‘oh boy, immortality and a banging hot wife in a unique new exciting world. I’ll have so much time for books and videogames!’
But if that’s you that’s cool Anon. What kind of videogames would you want to play?

>> No.18189201

>>18189177
You must be new. Naturally I've been fantasising about monstergirls for years, I've gone through the first go tos of the setting countless times. After you do that, you tend to start thinking of other things.

>What kind of videogames would you want to play?
Medieval fantasy mostly. I mean if you're playing video games you're in a modern world. Hell, with the ages of some MGs, I bet a lot of those games would be pretty historically accurate.

>> No.18189230

>>18189201
>you must be new if you don’t fantasize about playing videogames for days at a time in a Monstergirl setting
We really do attract just the absolute dregs here don’t we

>> No.18189234

>>18189201
I mean I’ve been around for a while and it hasn’t come up for me, but that’s cool Anon. I’m sure you’d have fun.

>> No.18189261

>>18189230
I dunno, if you've been here for years and all you can think of is penis in vagoo, isn't that a lack of imagination?

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>>18186472
>Oh man z-ton does a series about centaurs, cool beans
>Father marries and impregnates a Centaur after his human wife wasn't even six feet under from dying during the birth of his son
>Keeps the relation of his two children hidden from them while growing up so there'd be no problem with in-breeding them for a hardier stock
>Centaur-Mom cheats on her daughter with her legal and foster son-in-law
>Daughter goes ape-shit and puts on futanari tentacle BDSM armor and rapes her mother with her half-brother like it's some kind of iteration of Human-Centaur Centipede
>Ends with some kind of 'LOL JUST KIDDING' finale with the brother just having a huge dong
>The fucking NTR bat ninjas
>Tentacle Suit girl
>The Slimegirl doujin
>Meanwhile Schizanthus remains where it is
Z-Ton was a fucking mistake.

>> No.18189385

>>18181010
Don't think I've forgotten about you. I still want to see the rest anon.

>> No.18189391

>Go to a monster friendly gym.
>Every machine or bench next to you instantly gets filled in by a different monstergirl.
>Each on upping weight and set reps to try and impress you.
>When you enter the sauna it takes only a minute before its full of monsters who followed you in.
>Return home to your loving Kiki who asks how the gym was?
>After hearing your story she gets herself a new membership and only goes when you go.
Thats how buff Kikis are made in my head.

>> No.18189402

>>18188917
>>18188922
I love this kind of thing. I can just imagine my typically smug foxu suddenly acting all cute and lovey-dovey towards me the moment she goes into heat.

>> No.18189410

>>18189391
That or they hear their master likes muscles.

I’d want sisters or twins so one can go pudge while the other builds muscle

>> No.18189411

>>18189106
Just remember that the more time you spend fucking, the less time you can spend working on your backlog.

>> No.18189421

>>18189410
How do they decide which goes which way?

>> No.18189431

>>18189421
Step 1: Ask them
Step 2: Mario Cart with winner picking what they get

>> No.18189459

Do you like your Manticore to be taller or shorter than you?

>> No.18189462

>>18189459
Both

>> No.18189468

>>18189459
Taller.

>> No.18189475

>>18189459
I want to be my megashortstack Hobgoblin’s personal titslave and ass masseuse led around on a leash and helping her see and walk due to her oversized assets.
When tired she’d get all cuddly and clingy though.

>> No.18189483

>>18189475
Would you be responsible for licking her tits clean after she greedily spills stolen wine on them in a post-victory feast?

>> No.18189486

which writefags should stay and which should go

>> No.18189492

>>18189483
Yes, yes and yes. She’d otherwise use me as her bandit-queen’s dickthrone from which she bosses around her subordinates.
She’s a greedy, needy, and filled-with-seedy kinda gal!

>> No.18189498

>>18189475
That would be nice, although I’d wanna pop some manticore venom and be her dick throne all day

>> No.18189510

>>18189486
Almost all of the writefags have already gone, and the remaining ones don't write as much as they used to.
I want all the remaining ones to stay, and for some of the older writefags to come back.

>> No.18189517

>>18189486
If you keep asking these questions ALL of the writefags will end up going.

>> No.18189518

>>18189498
>”I thought you said you’d cum lots! I can’t even see my tummy bulge!”
>”But that’s because your tits are in the way-“
>”No excuses! Keep going until I can see my womb swelling out, ahu hu hu~!”

>> No.18189536

>>18189027
Genki Ara Ara Kraken who’s a NEET because she was bullied in high school and hasn’t left her family’s beachside house in years.

>> No.18189537

>>18189518
>Rests her tits on her seed bump.

A brilliant idea we’re it not for the fact that she probably couldn’t walk

>> No.18189539

>you'll never fuck a loli Lich from behind, while she shoots kuu glances at you over her shoulder and asks awkwardly clinical questions about sex and your preferences
>"I just experienced an intense peak of pleasure, that's 'cumming', right?"
>"Do men usually prefer girls my age?"
>"My classmate told me my above average butt size is something called a 'charm point', is that true?"

>> No.18189548

>Ice Queen gives Yeti permission to open an ice bar in her palace
>no visitors aside from the occasional overworked Glacies and Ice Queen herself who need a warming drink

>> No.18189553

>>18189539
How are all of these elementary-age girls becoming powerful undead magic-casters without even passing Middle-School?

>> No.18189555

>>18189539
>Lich decides to see if vocalising her pleasure enhances yours
>"Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Yes. That feels good. Yes. I am cumming. Oh my yes. You're the best."
>It just sounds like she's being sarcastic instead.
>

>> No.18189556

>>18189539
I want to tell that loli that larger tears are favorable, the bigger the better

>> No.18189557

>>18189459
The size of an average woman, then again that's my preferred height for most monster girls except for jinkos and the races that have a specified body type.

>> No.18189567

>>18189459
Taller, since the bigger they are...

>> No.18189575

>>18189553
It's probably the sabbath.

>> No.18189579

>>18189567
the harder they fall?

>> No.18189580

>>18189459
Taller, but that's how I like women in general.
The tough/intimidating races really should be taller than most guys for it to make sense in any case.

>> No.18189583

>>18187198
I wish that the chicken-that-snakes got as much art as the snake-that-chickens

>> No.18189584

>>18189385
Slowly but surely I’m working on it. It’ll be in a pastebin soon.

>> No.18189587

>>18189553
Biological daughter of a Lich mother, remember the mge undead can actually do that if they intake enough magical energy.

>> No.18189588

Telling a Lilim that she's a shit meme!

>> No.18189590

>>18189579
on my dick and at my feet.

>> No.18189591

>>18189548
Husbands of the Glacies who live in the palace would be the only males in that bar.

>> No.18189595

>>18189459
Two of my three Manticore wives are taller than me. The oldest however, is a total Doraf-tier shortstack that demands I carry her on my shoulders everywhere we go.

>> No.18189600

>>18189588
Don’t you ever talk about my Game Show Lilim like that ever again!

>> No.18189602

>>18188922
Reminder that dog-girls act like this 100% of the time.

>> No.18189607

>>18188960
>>18188963
That's hilarious, I had no idea this about this when I was marathoning GDQ stuff on youtube a few months ago.

>> No.18189610
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18189610

Alright, here's the 411, folks!

Lets say some thotcubus tries to steal your wiz powers; you just give her one of these!

>> No.18189613

magazine articles I saw at the checkout today

>alternatives to 'lap pillow' for species without laps
>how to make sharp claws husband-safe
>sharing meals with your omnivorous husband- recipes for herbivorous species
>Non-threatening ways to approach a man, revised edition

>> No.18189617

>Accidentally touch hands with best bud
>He doesn't say no homo
Is he going to alp on me?

>> No.18189622

>>18189617

No

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO ALP

>> No.18189640

>>18189613
>Non-threatening ways to approach a man, revised edition
All I can think of is that one part of Breath of the Wild with the Gerudo class.

Risa is the best girl.

>> No.18189665

>>18189555
>loli lich did some research
>dirty talks you with doujin screencap lines in her quiet emotionless voice

>> No.18189671

>>18189584
I can accept this.

>> No.18189672
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I find black sclera pretty attractive

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>>18189588

>> No.18189679
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18189679

I want to talk about lilims

>> No.18189681

>>18189591
Would the husbands have the heart to tell their wives alcohol cools you down instead of warming you?

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>>18189672
I find older women doing embarrasing things to appeal to younger men attractive, and very cute.

>> No.18189689

>>18189679
I want to bully lilims.

>> No.18189692

>>18189684
>"How do you do fellow teenagers"

>> No.18189693

>>18189684
>clearly CC Demon trying to appeal to you as a "just turned 17" high schooler
I like this.

>> No.18189695

>>18189674
Eventually all's fair in love and war will get an anime.
And just like most anime based on novels, content will be cut and scenes changed.

>> No.18189698

>>18189665
>Onii-Chan, why is ‘Impregnate my Ass’ so highly rated if it is biologically impossible?

>> No.18189702

>>18189684
Are you me?

>> No.18189704

>>18189679
Whats with the great sword?

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18189706

>>18189692
>>18189693
>>18189702
Even more embarrasing for their teenage daughter, who is in the same grade as you.

>> No.18189714

>>18189689
Bullies get bullets

>> No.18189717

>>18189617
>>18189622
uh oh, better play a game of licking fruit chicken with your bro, just to be sure

>> No.18189724

>>18189706
>No devil mom mimicking her daughter whenever you visit to get your attention

>> No.18189725

>>18189665
>"My hips are moving on their own, likely due to some form of fit or seizure."
>"Nooooo. I apparently do not want you to cum inside for reasons completely alien to me."
>"I am aware this is not the best time to discuss this, but I noticed a lot of men in these doujins are fat, elderly and prefer sex in groups. Why is this?"

>> No.18189742

>>18189706
There used to be a greentext along these lines. Sadly it seems pastebin ate it.

>> No.18189743

>>18189517
Good.

>> No.18189747

Can you disarm a hellhound by being mushy and luvy duvy with her?

>> No.18189761

>>18189743
Why are you such a salty butthole?

>> No.18189766

>>18189695
>Eventually all's fair in love and war will get an anime.
>Victoria gets Esdeath's VA

>> No.18189775

>>18189698
>because anime makes people dumb

>> No.18189783

>>18189747
I don’t see why that would at all.
If anything they’d see it as you properly accepting your place.

>> No.18189797

>>18189775
>”That explains Cheshy then”

>> No.18189803

>>18189698
Clearly the reasons behind the phrase's popularity which is unaffected by it's logical impossibility need a practical demonstration.

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I found something nice today.
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1132388.html

>> No.18189807

>>18189695
>Eventually all's fair in love and war will get an anime.
I'm all for this, but only if the hat is voiced by Wakamoto.

>> No.18189812

>>18189797
I could have warned the Queen of Hearts that getting internet in Wonderland was a bad idea.

>> No.18189814

>>18189681
I'm guessing those husbands became Incubi with cold immunity long ago so they can't tell the difference anyways.

>> No.18189815

>>18189812
>Cheshires are the result of the QoH spending an entire weekend on /b/.

>> No.18189817
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18189817

How do you like your bloodsuckers?

>> No.18189819

>>18189684
I find older women doing embarrassing things to appeal to young boys attractive!

>> No.18189820

>>18189817
Constantly ball gagged for my safety.

>> No.18189821

>>18189803
>”Oni-chan, the closest approximation would be filling my large and small intestines via anal until I look..... Oh”

>> No.18189829

>>18189817
Sucking dick instead.

>> No.18189833

>>18189812
It’s all fun and games till the loli Cheshire learns about the ‘THICC’ meme

>> No.18189836

>>18189815
I mean, wasn’t the Cheshire the result of the QoH transforming a cat MG as a reward for being a capricious piece of shit to begin with?

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18189853

>>18189817
>>18189820
This.

A a good vampire, is a chained and behaved vampire.

>> No.18189860

>>18189693
>>18189706
>First day of senior year
>The girl sitting next to anon is his brother's girlfriend
>They're both pleasantly at seeing a friendly face and chat away happily
>Second day
>Girlfriend's big sister shows up to class in her little sister's clothes
>She's 27
>She sits next to anon, clearly embarrassed and shifting uncomfortably in the too-small outfit
>Talks to anon pretending to be imouto
>Not so subtly trying to feel out anons opinion on her "big sister"
>Anon stares at her, unsure how to react

>> No.18189870

>>18189860
>shifting uncomfortably in the too-small outfit
This is my fetish.

>> No.18189872

>>18189783
I'm talking about a hellhound who likes rough sex but instead you only have gentle loving cuddlesex.

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>>18189817
Affectionate

>> No.18189885

>>18189870
I like it when its a pure girl, like a shycubus, whose body makes pornstar Demons blush, trying to keep her uniform to code and constantly pulling and scooting and trying to make it fit over her obscene, sexual slovenly body
>"Nooo! It has to fit, I-I just bought this last week! I couldn't have grown that much! Please fit, please fit!"

>> No.18189893

>>18189820
>>18189853
>Having taste this bad

>> No.18189894

>>18189885
I both pity and am incredibly jealous of the boy she confesses to.

>> No.18189909

>>18189885
>She's required to wear a tailsleeve because her THICCC meaty succubus tail is considered too obscene and lewd to just be flopping out and around
>Boys drool at it bulging from its sleeve as she walks by, and she constantly has to pull the sleeve up to cover the whole thing
>>18189894
>"Anon, I wish more boys were like you! All the other ones stare and m-make me feel really uncomfortable. You're such a good perso-"
>"S-shycubus, um, y-your chest..."
>"Hu- Whaaaa! T-thank you! D-don't look!"
>Spends the next ten minutes trying to shove her gigantic tit back under her blouse where it popped out

>> No.18189915

>>18189909
>Anon has to excuse himself every five minutes so her can go to the bathroom to calm himself down

>> No.18189923

>>18189915
>Her locker is underneath his
>Every morning when he comes in she's bent over, obscene ass exposed in her skirt for all to see as she tries to find the notepad in the back of her locker
>It becomes like a nature documentary as Anon stands right behind her, fending off snarling other boys who want a look
>On the other end of the hall, Rata-chan narrates to her group of friends jokingly in a faux Attenborough voice

>> No.18189929

>>18189884
NOPE

>> No.18189932

>>18189923
>One particularly hot day as Anon prepares himself for the inevitable sight of heaving sweaty tits
>"Look look Anon. Cheshire-chan gave me some ice cream. An ice cream sandwich for you and a Popsicle for me. She's so nice she even showed me a special way to lick it."
>Anon prays that his pants don't rip this time

>> No.18189939

>>18189932
>Even the Liliraune twins in class are wiping sweat from their brow

>> No.18189943

>>18189932
>He doesn't realize how the sight of him licking between the cookies to lap up the ice cream is getting her hot and bothered

>> No.18189945

>>18189805
>those tags
Going to need both hands for this.

>> No.18189946

>>18189939
Hot days in MG High are some of the toughest days of the students life. Especially the Yetis.

>> No.18189954

>>18189943
>Cheshire, Rata and Tanuki are all watching from afar
>"God dammit when are they gonna fuck?"
>"Remember, I still got 'end of school year' in the pool. I'm gonna make it big baby."
>"I didn't think it'd be possible to be this dense."
>"...still, looking at their technique they're gonna make each other very happy."

>> No.18189957

>>18189932
>He's just straight up staring at the sweat pooling in her cleavage
>She's breathing heavily and just watching him stare
>Not stopping him
>Doesn't want to this time
>Suddenly she eeps as she feels something funny happy in her tummy and between her legs
>-What is this feeling? I want to...-

>> No.18189972

>>18189954
Kek, I'm imagining it turning into her taking out all of her pent up sexual frustration on that popsicle and him taking all his out on that sandwich.
>Her face ends up a mess of blue popsicle and his ends up covered in ice cream as she's violently shoving it back and forth down her throat and he's aggressively burying his face into it loudly slurping away
>They both look at each other and awkwardly wipe their faces off

>> No.18189987

>>18189954
>Due to accidental pantsing mishaps SheSeesHisDick.jpg
>And you thought SHE was the stacked one in the relationship

>> No.18189995

>>18189972
It's probably like that every lunchtime.
>>18189987
I was thinking the exact same thing. Now she can't stop staring at his crotch.

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I want to be a serious businessman with a growing enterprise fully backed and subsidized by my country's government!

>> No.18190004

>>18189987
>Shycubus comes home that day and quickly runs upstairs to be alone for some private time
>Her mother's eyes flash knowingly
>"It begins!"
>"What begins, dear?"

>> No.18190008

>>18189995
>She's later seen buying an oversized cucumber at lunch and very seriously staring at it, analyzing it
>"T-there's just no way!"
>Rata-chan cocks an eyebrow

>> No.18190031

>>18190008
>Rata spying on Succ looking at Cucumbers
>She first picks up a small one
>"Hmm so he's that sm..."
>Then she goes for a bigger one, and a bigger one and a bigger one
>Finally she picks out the biggest one, quickly pays for it and shoves it in her bag and runs off
>Rata's jaw is hanging open

>> No.18190071

>>18190003
Does he actually manage it or?

>> No.18190077

>>18190031
>>18190008
>”Girls, I need help! What if I’m not pretty enough for him?”
>Rata, Nuki, and even Cheshire give her the most blunt, deadbeat stare ever as her middle button starts straining and flies popping off her blouse

>> No.18190089

>>18190077
>"But he might only like girls with modest bodies!"
>"Honey I've seen his porn collection, and half of it's just pictures of you."

>> No.18190092

>>18190071
Got 50 on his first week on the job.

Helps having an encouraging knight, a priestess with restoration magic and a wizard with conception spells to help you out.

>> No.18190103

>>18189812
Hopefully no Cheshire discover those hentai quotes.

>> No.18190109

>>18190089
>”Whaaa?! Ive never done p-p-p-porn!”
>”Your volleyball photos practically say otherwise”

>> No.18190115

>>18190109
>Its gotten to the point where the other boys have stopped being jealous of Anon and now feels sorry for him
>Everyone in the entire school just wants them to fuck already

>> No.18190163

>>18190115
>Even the bitter, CC janitor is past the point of jealousy somehow

>> No.18190171

>>18190163
>When they finally FINALLY do it it's a cause for celebration in the whole school
>Their lovemaking is so intense demonic Enegry just fills the school
>Even the Paladin-chan who everyone tried to turn but couldn't monsterizes then and there

>> No.18190179

>>18190171
>She monsterizes into a Unicorn because of how pure the event was.

>> No.18190187

>>18190179
>She instantly confesses to the last virgin in the school

>> No.18190206

>>18189761
If the cost to get rid of undesirables is to get rid of all content that's a price I'm willing to pay. It's far harder to be a good drawfag over a writefag anyway.

>> No.18190249

>>18190206
But then all that's left would be the same stale and dull threadcanon discussion and
>I want to x a y

>> No.18190252
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>>18189761

>salty buttholes

did not think about this thought before

>> No.18190296

>>18190187
>Being the only virgin in a school full of monster girls
Unless that boy is a recent transfer he would have to be the most bitter boy in existence.

>> No.18190307

>>18190296
He had a crippling case of being a background character. And yes, very bitter until the purest and kindest unicorn finally noticed him and washed all that away.

>> No.18190316

>>18190307
Poor boy, I bet some girls got into harems before even trying things with him.

>> No.18190319

I want to put a ‘You must be this wide to enter’ sign in front of a single neighbor just to see what happens

The measurement would be quite wide

>> No.18190335

>>18190319
Would they be wider than the door to get into the house?

>> No.18190340

>>18190307
Like 8man bitter?

>> No.18190345

>>18190335
Yes.

>> No.18190348

>>18190307
I don't think he would have the kind of bitterness that could easily be washed away. Depending on how long he was at that school that boy could have a lot of resentment and confidence issues.

>> No.18190355

>>18189946
Yetis need kiddie pools filled with ice to survive heat waves

>> No.18190360

>>18190348
Fair enough. Who knows how early in life the condition started though?

>> No.18190369

>>18190319
A lamia will enter sideways

>> No.18190375

>>18190369
She can only slither forward, though, so she does a 15 meter long combat roll into the property.

>> No.18190381

>>18190375
Could be a sidewinder subspecies.

>> No.18190385

>>18190375
wrong bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3NbPUTD5qA

>> No.18190396

>>18190360
I'd imagine it would start when he hit puberty.

>> No.18190411

>>18190396
Seems the perfect time for maximum bitterness.

>> No.18190426

>>18190411
It would take some time, but hopefully that Unicorn can help him.

>> No.18190529

I want to be a servant to a Dragon Zombie! She's as dead as this thread!

>> No.18190547

>>18190529
It's ogre

>> No.18190577

>>18190529
>servant to a Zombie Dragon
>she pretty much just demands huggles and smoothies made with your cum
Big lovable dumdum Master!

>> No.18190582

>>18190577
See, why wouldn't you be her servant? She just wants to cuddle and love you!

>> No.18190603

>>18190577
>>18190582
>”Ser-van! I waaaaaant... uuuummmmmmm... Oh, kisses! I want kisses! Bring bring!”
>cutely kiss her tummy up and down as she giggles and wiggles
>”Hehe! Yaay! Good ser-van! He get reward~!”
>tackles you for a gropey makeout session
All of my hnnng
I wonder how she acts bringing him to parties with other dragons.

>> No.18190605

>Having guests over
>Shoggoth maid reabsorbs all of the furniture and starts dragging store bought stuff out of the basement
>Everyone always says your house smells musty
>It's a small price to pay to avoid guests smelling the mind shattering eldritch odor that blankets everything and drives lesser men mad instantly otherwise

>> No.18190615

>>18190603
>”Dis my ser-van! He best! Mine only! Look! Ser-van, give pat!”
>gently pat her head as she squeals in happiness
>”See see? Best ser-van!”
>Gold dragon watching
>”Damn, that DOES look nice...”

>> No.18190657

>>18190319
That's how you get a fat neighbour mg

>> No.18190683

>>18190605
What do shogs smell like?
What do they feel like?
What do they taste like?
Whats it like inside one?

>> No.18190685

>>18190529
I want to make love to undead lolis.

>> No.18190704

>>18190605
>Anon your house smells musty and nasty
>"Oh, it's just my wife!"
>What

>> No.18190712

>>18190683
I want vorefaggots to fuck off.

>> No.18190748

>>18190712
>Vore
Anon I'm talking about sticking your head in a normal sized shog, they are still slimes.

>> No.18190771

>>18190529
I want to be a servant to a dark mage and tease her when she fucks up.

>> No.18190804

>>18190704
I don't think that's what he was saying.

>> No.18190810

>>18190748
Just imagine letting your head sink between a Shoggoth's tits when you get a headache so she can massage it and cool your head.

>> No.18190813

>>18190804
That's what the shogg wants you to think.

>> No.18190826

>>18190771
>Dark Mage fails another brew after hours of trying as her anon servant teases her.
>She's finally had enough.
>"Aaaanon~?"
>Before he can react she dumps an entire jug of Shotafication potion on his head, making his body small and his dick proportionately like a cannon.
>"I think it's my turn to tease youuuu~"
>Anon's world becomes paizuri for the next 24 hours.

>> No.18190835

So what would you end up doing if you went through the portal and weren't instantly claimed by your waifu? Id head up to the snow regions and see what this spirit energy stuff is all about. Hopefully my cooking draws my fit wendigo waifu to me.

>> No.18190840

>>18190835
Probably just shoot myself in the head.

>> No.18190845

>>18190835
Haul ass to the desert kingdom and find her.

>> No.18190846

>>18190840
What's stopping you from doing that right now though? Plus then you really get to meet your waifu.

>> No.18190850

>>18190826
>Shotafication shit again
Eh, I kinda knew someone would post it so I'm not really surprised. I'd still tease her though and maybe sometimes even trick her by changing a chant or two in the spellbook.

>> No.18190851

>>18190835
Look for my waifu. All things considered I already assumed that by default since she's too high ranked to be found around unless through EXTREME coincidence it opens close enough that she decides to check immediately.

>> No.18190865

>>18190835
Head to the nearest town and ask for help. Hopefully the order will catch me and I can beg for some training, other wise I'll try to find a job at a farm and maybe try to get a bit stronger with magic and arm myself properly before heading off.

>> No.18190873

>>18190835
Explore. Follow my heart and all that nonsense.

>> No.18190877

>>18190835
I'm gonna learn what i can with Magic and go find my waifu, then when i find her leave her a note to come find me in a place she can't ignore.

Maybe even take a valuable treasure or two.

>> No.18190881

>>18190835
Chug a shota potion and head down to the adoption agency. I bet they know that some of the boys who come in aren't actually shotas.

>> No.18190887

>>18190810
Consider the following: flayers treating migraines. Permanently.

>> No.18190892

>>18190846
I don't have a firearm handy and I still need to deliver on a /tg/ story for somebody.

>> No.18190894

>>18190881
I'm sure there must be a hidden otouto sabbath somewhere. The leader being a innocent looking shota who is secretly a 500 year old wizard who can cast meteor.

>> No.18190899

>>18190894
Thats gay, if anything it would be cc monsters.

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>>18189946
Yetis in summer dresses!

>> No.18190917

>>18190902
Beautiful.

>> No.18190927

>>18190835
I'd go on the adventure I always wanted

>> No.18190985

>>18190771
>Dark Mage's spell goes haywire and knocks her on her back while anon snickers
>"Geez boss, you might not be so great at magic, but you look right at place on your back"
>Dark Mage mutters something about it being impossible to concentrate with a servant like this as he returns to reading his magazine.

>> No.18190987

>>18190887
But can Mindflayers flay away the flu?

>> No.18190990

>>18190835
To be honest I'd probably just hang around where I am now and wait until either my wife or another suitable mousefu/devilbugfu shows up and hope I can get lucky and settle down with her. I'm honestly pretty fucking curious about who or what my irl pals and co-workers would end up with so I wouldn't want to go anywhere far until they all get claimed.

>> No.18190999

I want a shogg to put some of her goop in the wrinkles of my brain so she can do some really weird shit.

>> No.18191010

>>18190999
what kind of weird shit

>> No.18191030

>>18191010
Make me like pineapple on pizza

>> No.18191037

>>18191030
A shog can't do that unless she became one with you. A mindflayer could though.

>> No.18191045

>>18191030
>Make me like pineapple on pizza
CANUCK GO HOME.
>>18190985
>Dark Mage mutters something about it being impossible to concentrate with a servant like this as he returns to reading his magazine.
He's gonna regret a lot of things, or be too mind numbed to regret them.

>> No.18191046

can mindflayers flay other mindflayers?

>> No.18191062

What if, an alice with a really lewd human girl.

>> No.18191064

>>18190987
No, but they can flay away your perception of the flu. They're like the best cold medicine ever.

>> No.18191065

>>18191010
She will sense when im feeling turned on or lonely and act like a vibrator in a girls pantsu but its in my brains. Ill cum in public and feel gross and she will feel like she did her job as a wife.

>> No.18191078

>>18191046
We know they flay themselves as some sort of masturbatory exercise, so probably.

>> No.18191139

How would a group of delinquent monsters react to finding out that their leader gets bullied by her otouto at home
>"Geez, look at these fat tits. Are you sure you're an oni and not a holst."
>"A-anon, s-stop it!"
>he gives her a titty twister, which only turns her on more.

>> No.18191141

>>18191030
Mamomana cures mental retardation though, so of course a monster girl wouldn't cause it.

>> No.18191154

>>18190835
I'll be walking down the various roads and trails holding a sign that simply says "Looking For Shog." Hopefully one of the married (or less rape inclined) girls can point me in the right direction.

>> No.18191162

>>18191154
>Pal, I think you got the wrong, er, continent.

>> No.18191173

>>18191162
Just point me in the right direction. I'll get there eventually.

>> No.18191178

>>18191173
Have you tried the Hadal zone?

>> No.18191179

>>18191173
To the north pole you go. Maybe you could ask Santa for a Shogg and he'll give you a present that's actually her.

>> No.18191189

>>18191178
That sounds...quite painful, for some reason...

>>18191179
Hmm. I get the feeling you're just fucking with me. Everyone knows Santa's a woman (in this world.)

>> No.18191194

>>18191189
I'm sure there's magic charms that would enable you to get that deep.
Just don't forget to bring a light. Or two.

>> No.18191195

>>18191179
>Be given slime waifu at North Pole
>She's frozen solid
>Isn't even aware until you snuggled her back to near room temperature
>That look of joy when

>> No.18191197

>>18190657
And it’s hilarious

>> No.18191208

>>18191194
>needs gear to delve deep for his waifu
>winds up getting "acquired" by a tanuki while buying it
FUCK!

>> No.18191211

I want to catch a delinquent monster in a cat cafe!

>> No.18191213

>>18191189
Nah, he's a big fat old man who married an elf and now she does the work.

>> No.18191217

>>18191211
Delinquent werecat working there or a delinquent large mouse stealing?

>> No.18191231

>>18191217
No, a Delinquent Oni/whatever coming in to pet the cats.

>> No.18191234

I want a gyaru dragon girl to force me into a relationship with her! I want her other gyaru friends to tease me because she likes to make skin contact with me at all times!

>> No.18191274
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18191274

I appreciate the mad genius that designs costumes for gbf.

>> No.18191290

>>18191274
You know I love the classic Japanese naval uniform. Maybe because of the type of character who wears them.

>> No.18191292

>>18191231
If you could blackmail a big scary mg what would you make her do?

>> No.18191293

>>18191274
It's just looks like a load of crap bundled up together in an attempt to make a unique and dostinctive outfit. Where's the genius?

>> No.18191297

>>18191292
As her to go on a date with me.

>> No.18191300

>>18191292
be my gf

>> No.18191304

>>18191274
Can't blame a soldier for standing at attention when an officer goes by.

>> No.18191305

>>18191293
It has exposed skin and I have no taste.

>> No.18191323

>>18191292
Make her down a lolification potion. I don't even like loli, I just want to make her feel weak, put her in cute clothes and take pictures to blackmail her further.

>> No.18191332
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Hey anon, who do you love?

>> No.18191342

>>18191292
make her chubby

>> No.18191355

>>18191292
Make her write lewd stories, and then act them out.

>> No.18191361

>>18191332
Certainly not myself, that's for sure.

>> No.18191373

>>18191332
I love breasts!

>> No.18191387

>>18191332
I love Emilia.

It's funny because Emilia is my waifu's name.

>> No.18191404

>>18191332
I don't know but i know i don't love myself.

>> No.18191406

>>18191332
My Dolly!

>> No.18191413

>>18191332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ow8dUNFdgo

i drink alone, all by myself

>> No.18191433

>>18191292
Id make her threaten me sexually for the dirt and when I don't give it up we do it.

>> No.18191451

>>18191387
Is it the actual Emilia? Because she's kind of thread related.

>> No.18191458

>>18191332
Hathor.

>> No.18191460

>>18191406
That’s the mindbroken Dragon Zombie right?

>> No.18191473

>>18191460
That’s such an insensitive term. I prefer the phrase ‘mentally liberated’. Efficient, descriptive, and too confusing for my sweet Dolly to worry about trying to understand.

>> No.18191519

>>18191451
Nope, it's just her name.

>> No.18191593
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How much would you tease and bully the monster girl?

>> No.18191603

>>18191593
A lot when private

>> No.18191607

>>18191593
Enough to make her pout or try to hate-fuck me.
I take responsibility no matter what happens

>> No.18191610

>Dropping a young girl into the Abyss via diving cage
>That feeling when being pulled back out she undergoes Shoggification

>> No.18191629

Is there anything cuter than a big muscle anubis that does her best to be an elegant secretary despite looking like the fiercest of the pharaohs warriors?

>> No.18191635

>>18191593
None.
Tbh I don't get the appeal.

>> No.18191640

>>18186417
A Shog with legs! A strange and rare sight. Looks like she's out for a shog jog.

>> No.18191650

>>18191640
I wonder if shogs hate using legs to move.

>> No.18191652
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66256065

cuteposting time

>> No.18191661

>>18191652
Watching a seductive, sphinx royal from the desert lands turn into a greedy cat that wants pampering as soon as she hits the bed would be fantastic

>> No.18191669

>>18191593
I mean I wouldn't consider my shenanigans bullying or anything. Teasing is completely different. Id love to wave my dick around in front of my meat starved waifu and tell her dinner is served.

>> No.18191677
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>>18191650
I don't know if they hate it, but I imagine they would teeter and be top heavy. I personally would love to see my Shog with a high skirt and tall heels. A Shog would probably get used to it for her mastah, or maybe she cheats, and her ponytail is long enough to touch the ground and give her three points of contact.

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>>18191332
My micefu!

>> No.18191710

>>18191677
She'd would just need to Give herself a big butt to balance.

>> No.18191763

>>18191304
>be soldier in the DL's army
>your captain is debriefing you on your next mission
>"While the enemy is distracted by our scout teams, you'll move in with the heavy artillery and- Private, are you fucking hard right now?!"
>"I'm sorry, Captain! I-it's just...your uniform..."
>she's blushing hard, trying not to look at your stiffy but still glancing at it frequently
>"T-this is just standard issue for my rank, private! You should not be getting a boner for your superior officer! At ease!"
>even if she says that, your dick insists on being insubordinate

>> No.18191790

>>18191698
It always bugs me that she is stepping on her tits

>> No.18191815

>>18191763
>Your penis gets you charged for insubordination
I wouldn't even be that mad, that would make for a great story.

>> No.18191829

>>18191763
>Eventually she's had enough
>Interrupts the briefing and drags you away for disciplining
>Colonel Jessup lookalike in the rank and file smiling smugly while giving you a thumbs up

>> No.18191831

>>18191763
>even if she says that, your dick insists on being insubordinate
There is a price to pay for this type of insubordination and its called Enforced Marriage.

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18191835

My comm of yakuza dragon got finished
Bonus jinko: https://imgur.com/a/kwmZ7

>> No.18191842

>>18191835
The tattoo should have better incorporated her wings into the design.

>> No.18191845

>>18191835
Now those are Yakuzis that I want to take loans from and save the money for just so that when they return I can offer them a drink, some food, and then pay them back all the money just because I wanted to have dinner with some nice girls

>> No.18191846

>>18191815
Gives "Drop and give me 20" a whole new meaning.

>> No.18191851

>>18191835
>yakuza dragon
Far superior to any of the mofu mafia.

>> No.18191860

>>18191851
The mofu mafia isn't real, anon.

>> No.18191861

>>18191860
Mofu isn't real.

>> No.18191865

>>18191835
The faded part of her wings membrane looks weird.

>> No.18191873 [DELETED] 

>>18191851
And monster girls aren't real, yet we're here discussing them so?

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>>18191835
>Eastern Dragon tattoo design.
>Yakuza.

>Western Dragon MG.

>> No.18191888

>>18191860
And monster girls aren't real, yet we're here discussing them so?

>> No.18191910
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>>18191878
eh, it's a weeb dragon

>>18191860
>>18191861
fite me son

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>>18190252

>Sweetheart, I love you but why do you have to be such a salty bitch?

>Because I live in the fucking ocean, that's why. Dipshit.

>> No.18191941

>>18191918
>master1200

>> No.18192046
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>>18191918
These seathots are gonna be the ruin of me.

If one more of my ships is sunk by a Scylla
I'm turning to the Order.

>> No.18192064

>>18192046
Did you toss the obligatory crewman into the sea as an offering?

>> No.18192078

>>18192046
Speaking of marine, Whats the most dangerous profession/hobby for a single male?
Sailor, pirate, diver, deep sea explorer, surfer, fisherman or Roman soldier of Caligula

>> No.18192094

>>18192078
Male escort.

>> No.18192097

>>18192064
That is not a good way of keeping a stable workforce.

If I threw a sailor offbaord every time some sea-bitch demanded one I'd end up ruined as well. No experienced sailor would want to work no my ships, and I'd end up having to recruit drunk hobos who can't even tie a proper knot.

No. Poseidon better listen to my prayers this time or the Chief God will be the one getting my tithes.

>> No.18192105

>>18192046
The perspective of that picture is hurting my mind. Is she tilting into the water?

>> No.18192106
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>>18189679
Selene needs more art.

>> No.18192110

>>18192097
That's why you keep a position of "Sea Protector" open that you fill with ill-equipped men to give to the sea.

>> No.18192158

>>18192106
More lilim art is never a bad thing anyways

>> No.18192163
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>> No.18192172

>>18192110
My ships keep being sunk. what are some kids with nothing but some blunts swords and axes do against that?

>> No.18192178

>>18192163
Cum makes for terrible paint. It dries and turns a dark, putrid color, not to mention it start smelling terribly as well.

>> No.18192183

>>18192178
And how do you know all this? uh?

>> No.18192184

>>18192172
Throw
Them
Off
the
Boat

>> No.18192186

>>18192106
Theres only 3 pics of her right?

>> No.18192226

>>18191763
>be soldier in the DL's army
>your captain is debriefing you
Sounds about right

>> No.18192263
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18192263

>>18192226

>> No.18192294

>>18192263
I want a big fat cuddle cat to nya-ha-ha at me

>> No.18192301

>>18192163
THIN YOUR PAINTS

>> No.18192308

>>18192301
>Screaming_Sergeant.png

>> No.18192312

>>18192106
I want to know what Selene does to punish those who break her rules.

>> No.18192324

>>18192312
Nothing because she's SHIT.

>> No.18192328

>>18192324
All lilims are SHIT!

>> No.18192330

>>18192324
And why is she shit?

>> No.18192333

>>18192324
>>18192328
>Bullying
Cease

>> No.18192338

>>18192330
Because she's a lilim.
>>18192333
Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do to make me stop nerd?

>> No.18192341

>>18192333
Having a name makes it susceptible to bullying.

>> No.18192343

>>18192301
It's really cold out, Anons. Make sure your paint fairies put on two thin coats.

>> No.18192344

>>18192330
I haven't read the stuff regarding her, but wasn't she having a sensory overload and almost got off on the idea of corrupting a city?

Some guy called her an evil warlord bitch.

>> No.18192345

>>18192333
>Bullying
>Cease
>Lilims
Thats like saying Lilims are cute.
No.

>> No.18192348

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please be sure to help Lichsan with her school project.
If you don't she can't get her A!

>> No.18192358

>>18192348
You already used this one.
And no, I have my own projects unrelated to necromancy to work on.

>> No.18192370

>>18192358
What projects?
Is it enchantment?

>> No.18192383

I am going to create my own Green Demon Realm and I'm going to make rape illegal on it!

>> No.18192395

>>18192383
>Demon Realm
>rape illegal
Prisons will be overstocked for sure!

>> No.18192407

>>18192395
What would a demon realm court look like?
>"You have violated the sacred terms of marriage forcng yourself onto this man! Your punishment is 30 days without the dick!"

>> No.18192414

>>18192383
>Whole realm
I'd be happy up in my tower, messing with the locals and giving them potions/helping spells when they need it.

Just as likely to give a mean girl a comically large ass that gets in her way as I am to heal a pair of young one's pet kitten.

>> No.18192436

>>18192395
>>18192407
>Prisons will be overstocked for sure!
Maybe, but our recidivism rates are the lowest among all Demon Realms thanks to our advanced rehabilitation and programs and our constant surveyance of their reintroduction into society as productive, lawful citizens.

>> No.18192442

>>18192344
She's a lilim.
What is she meant to do? NOT have thoughts about joining man and monster together?

>> No.18192447

>>18192338
>>18192341
>>18192345
I SAID CEASE

>> No.18192448

I want a mindflayer to kidnap me for a meal then make me her husband after she reads my lewd desires and cures me of my mental and personal flaws.

>> No.18192455

Ok anon. Name one (1) thing you love about your waifu. It can be anything you can think of, but only name one.

>> No.18192460

>>18192455
She loves me back?

>> No.18192461

>>18192455
Fluffy tail.

>> No.18192468

>>18192455
How open to cuddling she is.

>> No.18192471

>>18192455
Jackie Cha- FUCK

>> No.18192473

>>18192455
Her personality.

>> No.18192475

>>18192455
Fatass spadetail.

>> No.18192480

>>18192455
I love how genuinely happy she'd be to see me after a long day apart.

>> No.18192482

What do holstaurs think a cowboy is?

>> No.18192490

>>18192482
A real sharpshooter with an especally nice gun.

>> No.18192493

>>18192482
A pet name for their husband.

>> No.18192494

>>18192482
A boy that is into cows

>> No.18192504

>>18192482
Her husband's dom title.

>> No.18192511

I want to comfort and gently hug a lilim, massaging their tail from the base outwards to their spade!

>> No.18192513

>>18192511
I want to yank a lilims tail and bully her. Love comes after she breaks.

>> No.18192521

>>18192482
A mythical monster boy from a past age long before the current Demon Lord.

>> No.18192538

>>18192455
Her goofy crooked fanged smile?

>> No.18192549
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Young impressionable monsters are in need of a good wholesome programming. To that end, I give you, Ms. Titania's Neighborhood.

>> No.18192563

>>18192549
If I imagine her with dark hair and neon wings this is a picture of my waifu. Thank you anon!

>> No.18192566

>>18192493
>>18192504
>holstaurs makes her husband "wrangle" her with his lasso and wear a cowboy hat

>> No.18192591

>>18192482
Rugged handsome gunslingers who act as the guardians/husbands of herds of nomadic Holsts that live on the open plains.

>> No.18192604

>>18192591
Watch out for those dastardly desperado rattlesnake lamias!

>> No.18192607

anyone got the pastebin to the story where the guy gets captured in afghanistan and tortured by an arachne?

>> No.18192608

>>18192566
>If he wears a red shirt it becomes a rodeo

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>>1819210

>> No.18192626

>>18192622
>It somehow ate the last number
>And it sent horizontally
Had enough of this shit
>>18192106

>> No.18192634
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18192634

What proto-Maledom stories are there in the Writefag list that don't end up "Vengeance: Monster Inside" style?

It doesn't even have to be maledoma t all, just something where the guy doesn't get Mindbroken by the V, and such.

>> No.18192656

>>18192604
>rattlesnek decides to try cattle rustling
>nabs an unwatched loli cow
>takes her home
>has no idea what to do with her
>cowlet hangs out with snek till evening then says she has to go home now
Such is life on the plains

>> No.18192660

>>18192634
So vanilla, then? A lot of them

>> No.18192666

>>18192660
I believe the thread's definitition of vanilla and mine are a bit different.

>> No.18192669

>>18192666
Whatever you say, Satan

>> No.18192677
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18192677

I know it's wrong, but I want to bully my lewdcute momster.

>> No.18192682

>>18192677
Don't give in to the evil, anon

>> No.18192688

>>18192677
Give in anon, it can only bring daughters and happiness!

>> No.18192695

>>18192688
It may also bring half-sisters and happiness depending on whose momster. Tread carefully.

>> No.18192703

>>18192455
She is a rare and valuable species

>> No.18192714
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>>18192669
Alright, then. Give me maledom stories then.

>> No.18192732

Ghouls in braces!

>> No.18192737

>>18192732
Ghouls in shibari with a ring gag!

>> No.18192738

>>18192732
Would bully.

>> No.18192769

>>18186417
Can anyone tell me what it says on her shirt please?

>> No.18192775

>>18188917
>>18188922
As a cat owner I find this highly unrealistic. When they're in heat they get LOUD and this is nowhere near annoying enough, it'd adorable.

>> No.18192780

>>18192738
Would they even get it? I have trouble deciding where to rank a ghoul's intelligence.

>> No.18192782

>>18192732
Hehe, dork.

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>>18192714
>>18192660
Nothing? Really?

At least ONE story will do.

>> No.18192819

>>18192688
But if I give in, it's only a matter of time before I want to bully her sister too. Is it really okay to tease two buxom older women?

>> No.18192821

>>18192790
I'm gunna level with you anon: writefaggotry has been dying a slow death for quite some time. If you want tag support, you either have to go to the shithole that is TFT or the RP-infested cancer that is the MGE wiki. There hasn't been enough adoption of proper tagging here in /mgg/, let alone enough stories produced for weekly updates to begin with.

Honestly? I can't blame writefags for leaving en masse. They get zero feedback from /mgg/. None. Zilch. Nada. And without getting it, what's the point of writing anything? You can try and be all pedantic and say "B-but you should do it for y-you!" but the reality is that not getting a single bit of interaction from your reader base makes it meaningless. At that point you're just left looking at a (maybe) increasing viewcount on pastebin, half of which are likely scraper bots.

>> No.18192822

Mindflayer or hakutaku?
You can only pick one.

>> No.18192824

>>18192822
Hakutaku, I want to live out my adolescent fantasies of getting caned by my hot teacher.

>> No.18192829

>>18192822
Hakutaku, though it's a hard choice. They're just too cute, caring and knowing without going that far into your head.

>> No.18192831

>>18192819
>Is it really okay to tease two buxom older women
Yes. Its also fine to breed them.
>>18192822
>hakutaku
Breeding the older teacher is the only way.

>> No.18192833

>>18192821
I just watch for view counts on my pastebin. I usually get a couple of replies when I post in thread. It's not like it used to be, that's for sure.

>> No.18192835

>>18192821
Blame Alp, his constant demand for "criticism" and the way he shot it all down in autistic fits ruined things for all writefags.

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>>18192821
I'm not going to say you're wrong, but...
With the current state of affairs (aka what anon's said and batoto shutting down), I honestly don't know how much longer the wordpress will be useful. I'm already stretched pretty thin finding enough content for weekly updates. And with less writing and the main manga aggregate site closing down that's even more time I have to spend looking for stuff. I suppose I could do bi-weekly updates if it came to that, but what's the fucking point then?

>> No.18192854

>>18192821
The writer count has gotten so low I have trouble remembering who's still around

>> No.18192863

>>18192850
We just gotta hang in there and have faith
Not everyone is gone just yet.

>> No.18192865

>>18192821
I just write because even though this thread might not enjoy my work I know someone does and even the smallest improvements makes it more enjoyable for them. Getting (You)s from anons is nice though because my story was about their waifus.

>> No.18192867
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>>18192850
I feel kind of bad for not writing more but nobody would care even if I did so, eh. WE had a good run.

>> No.18192871

>>18192821
Reminder that this is all the fault of whiny faggots that pitched a fit if somebody didn't like their stories.

>> No.18192876

>>18192863
Like who?
We've gotten to the point where Bollocks and Beast trigger people just by existing, and then there's the odd person that says that the thread is better of without any writers.

>> No.18192893

>>18192867
I feel the same, but I hate to just give up the ghost

>> No.18192899

>>18192178
>Dark Putrid Color
>MFW I imagine the Mona Lisa painted with semen
eight hundred keks

>> No.18192900

>>18192850
Why don't you consider going back to including new art in the Wordpress? I know you used to do that long ago but stopped, why not bring it back now that Writefagging is slowing down for the foreseeable future?

Is Monster Girls reclining?

>> No.18192913

>>18192831
What would their mother think of her two CC daughters being bullied by their sonu/nephew?

>> No.18192921
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>>18192900
Yes, we're all dying a slow death now that the portals didn't open and they'll never be real. And then finally the guy who got us kicked off /a/ will have his final victory.

>> No.18192925

>>18192913
>"Why don't they just rape him already?"
There isn't much wrong with bring broken by the V.

>> No.18192926

>>18192921
I don't know that I could wrap my legs around a wurm that THICC. Christ.

>> No.18192929
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>>18192921
I never asked for this

>> No.18192934
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>>18192900
I could do that, but then I'd run into the same problem as before: how do I promote new art without appearing to be playing favorites? For example, Latenight draws a simple doodle cute wurm squeezing a cat, while Barb draws a Fire Emblem waifu as a griffon. Both are things I consider "good," but do I link both? Especially when they post them on Twitter/Tumblr/etc already? Now imagine that conundrum extended to every artist out there that draws MG content. It gets complicated way too fast.

As for your spoiler, I believe the answer is yes. I'll delete my picture if it really pisses people off, but you can see how interest has slowly been dying. Back in "the good days" we had frequent new girls from KC, not to mention writefags galore. People weren't afraid to create and/or comment on content, which meant more content in general. Now though? I'll be straight with you: /trash/ writers get more (and better) feedback for their efforts. If it weren't for people like latenight propping up these threads with their art, /mgg/ would be dead in a month.

Sorry to be a downer, but that's simply how I see the current state of affairs.

>> No.18192947
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This is the ideal Oni body.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>> No.18192957

>>18192934
>If it weren't for people like latenight propping up these threads with their art, /mgg/ would be dead in a month.
I'd say the waifufags would keep it going far longer than that.

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>>18192947
Nani sore?

>> No.18192971
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>>18192947
Does yuugi just like to dress up or something?

>> No.18192977

>>18192934
>For example, Latenight draws a simple doodle cute wurm squeezing a cat, while Barb draws a Fire Emblem waifu as a griffon. Both are things I consider "good," but do I link both? Especially when they post them on Twitter/Tumblr/etc already? Now imagine that conundrum extended to every artist out there that draws MG content. It gets complicated way too fast.
I would say yes. It's not about whether an artist posts them on their social site, it's about trying to compile them all in one nice easy to find site to check up on. And I doubt anyone but MGU-esque fags would complain about any quality control implemented in terms of keeping tumblr-esque or obvious shitpost doodles out. Don't you already do that with writefag stories anyways? Keep obvious shit out, tag anything questionable such as futa or nsfw, and otherwise list it. Doing so would probably help boost foreign views too since that's something they can use as well. (Building on that, it would be nice to see work done to help spread the content made between the Jap and Russian MGE fans, with those two being the biggest groups next to ours)

Really looking at things, I know writefagging has slowing down but I can't tell if we're getting more or the same amount of new art. It definitely hasn't slowed down at least.

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>>18192947
I think I want this though

>> No.18192989
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>>18192934
That's uh, that's a real downer, yea.

>> No.18192994

>>18192971
I'd fuck a Predator girl.

>> No.18192999

>>18192989
My dad still insists on making at least one snowman every year, I always thought it was silly though.

>> No.18193002
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>>18192963
I want to get "invited" to a oni party and have Yuugi, pass me some drinks! She might think it's funny when I start puking but she'll get seriously worried when I start having seizures from extreme acohol poisoning!

>>18192971
Yes. She isn't specifically into it, but the secret human boyfriend she doesn't tell anyone in Gensokyo about likes it so she complies.

>>18192985
Bear onis are ok too.

>> No.18193004

>>18192977
Arts not an issue. There will always be art coming in one form or another.

If I'm being perfectly honest, though, this tread kind of has a reputation that isn't entirely unwarranted for being hostile to writers.

>> No.18193008

>>18193004
>...that isn't entirely unwarranted...
It's absolutely warranted.

>> No.18193009
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>>18192999
No snow where I live these days
treasure the time with your dad, not everyone gets to have a dad for a long time
>>18193002
>bear onis
what about big grizzly about to hibernate bear onis

>> No.18193018

>>18193009
B-Big... but onis don't hibernate!

>> No.18193019

>>18193004
>>18193008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxmswAiaJ-c

>> No.18193020

>>18192985
This is the body a mommy oni should have.

>> No.18193021

>>18193008
I mean, I was trying to speak generally and give some people the benefit of the doubt, but if you're gonna be that blunt about it...

>> No.18193027

>>18193018
They hibernate every night, all they need to do it is a big bottle of sake.

>> No.18193032

>>18193018
they do when they've had too much to drink!
>>18193020
I would make Oga a mommy

>> No.18193048
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Once you get past the giant metal clubs and violent raping, I'll bet a lot of Oni are gentle sweethearts.

>> No.18193053
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18193053

Sketch of an upcoming picture! Jabber sure seems "hungry"!

>> No.18193054

Oni are just belligerent drunks!

>> No.18193055

>>18193048
I liker her better when she is blue.

>> No.18193056

>>18193048
I'm now thinking of that time in Dragon Age Origins when Leliana calls Sten out on playing with a kitten.
>I.. was helping it train.
>There was no kitten.

>> No.18193060

>>18193048
I bet once an Oni has you she'll enthusiastically take you around town to both show you off to all her friends but also to show you her favorite street vendors and bars.

>> No.18193061

>>18193054
I feel like their current state of drunkenness doesn't really have any bearing on that. They are largely just naturally belligerent.

>> No.18193065

>>18193053
>when you're playing hide-and-seek with your waifu and she finds your spot

>> No.18193066

>>18193061

well it doesn't help things either.

>> No.18193075

>>18193048
What do I need to do to jump myself to the third phase without going over the other two?

Do I need to do the clubbing and raping?

>> No.18193076

>>18193020
What kind of Oni is more likely to tell you to call her mommy while she's raping you though?
>Bottom Heavy Gyaru Oni
>Supermodel tier curvy CC Oni
>Oppai Lolihag Oni

>> No.18193078

>>18193053
That looks nice. Can't wait to see the completed picture!
I especially love the look on her face.

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>>18193055
It's nice to see other colors be explored every now and then. Especially if she's a cutie like in that picture.
>>18193075
The first phase only last as long as it takes her to catch you, so just get in her arms without getting bopped. And the second phase should only last for about a week or two, though if you compliment & fluster her you may be able to cut it down.

>> No.18193090

>>18193088
Those udders look heavy, better milk her soon.

>> No.18193094

>>18193088
I'm gonna get strong enough that I can do the first part and go straight to the third.

>> No.18193099

>>18193090
They're not too big, especially given her size & build. The artist just knows how to give his girls some top tier softness in their chest.

Really makes me wish I could find more of that girl/the artist.

>> No.18193101

>>18193088
Mating press the big Oni.

>> No.18193103

>>18193088
>Color shifting from glorious deep blue
Disgusting

>> No.18193118 [SPOILER] 
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All these Onis make me want to ask one question. Is it time for fitness?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KYZ74OAak

>> No.18193147

>>18193076
>Supermodel tier curvy CC Oni
This one easily. The Gyaru is more likely to call you daddy and making you call her mommy kind of kills the lolibaba thing.

>> No.18193159
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I had a kind of nightmare about Godzilla wrecking my hometown. It wasn't the first time either. Do you think it's symbolic or something?

>> No.18193177

>>18193159
Well, considering that ass is hometown I think it means you want to destroy a salamander's anus after a bout of hot wrestling or have her do the same to you. Depends on how Freudian we want to go.

>> No.18193185

>>18193177
I am totally okay with this interpretation.
The dream also had me running away from mallcops for whatever reason before the Wreckening started and I operated a system of levers to allow some reporters on a raft to get into this stream my town is named after to get better footage of it, does that mean anything?

>> No.18193203

>>18193185
The levers represent your desire for dick.

>> No.18193205

>>18193203
Shut up Sigmund.

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>> No.18193222

>>18193205
No, he could be onto something. Remember, the first part could also mean YOU want to butt ravaged. It's your hometown (read:ass), after all. So that interpretation would mean you want you have exhibitionist tendencies and want your alping at the hands of an agressive salamander broadcast to the world.

Alternatively, The levers could be a metaphor for control and you're further dominating the lizard by showcasing her anal embarrassment. This is all fascinating, would you tell me about your childhood?

>> No.18193238

>>18192934
Wow, this is kinda deppressing

>> No.18193239

>>18193222
I used to take baths together with my step-sister who wasn't blood-related to me. She was something like three years older than me. True story.

>> No.18193253

>>18184945
I mean, the little cat gir. in Omnivorous Hero was pretty cute...

>> No.18193268

>>18193253
No

I swear if the next one, if there even is a next one, is with the thristy cat I'm going to lose it. I wanna see that fucker outfuck a succubutt or minotaur

>> No.18193271

>>18193268
I mean, It ended in "To Be Continued..." so...

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>>18193118
I don't even like muscle girls, but I'd wrestle fuck the shit out of that wolfu. gonna make her feel like the cutest girl in the world

>> No.18193321

>>18193312
That outfit and that body make me want to sing Hellfire.

>> No.18193442
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>A-are you my Spirit Animal?
This most likely near-sighted Wendigo is on some kind of quest to discover herself, do you take advantage of her naivety or do you realize she's trying to trick you with her act?

>> No.18193448

>>18193442
I leave.

I don't know what's her plan is, but no Wendingo that big is far away from her husband.

>> No.18193454

>>18193448
>Implying

>> No.18193465

>>18193454
Implying what?

I don't know what the purpose of her trickery, of even what her "quest" might consist on.

She might want to kidnap me for her inept daighters capable of hunting any husband, or be looking for a new cook for thr tribe.

>> No.18193467

>>18193312
I need a Hellhound like that

>> No.18193468

>>18193465
The purpose of her trickery is "she wants a husband".

>> No.18193484

>>18193468
>>18193448
>anon was the husband all along

>> No.18193494

>>18193484
>silly New Age Wendigo goes on a spirit quest
>husband messes with her as a prank
What a mean man.

>> No.18193504

>>18193442
>>18193448
You're only half keen.
Sure, that obvious Wendimama is not far from her husband Wendipapa.
But you forgot about Wendidaughter. Right behind you.
Clevawa girl.

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>>18193312
>>18193321
>>18193467
What's so good about a big, smelly dog three to four times your size?

>> No.18193515

>>18193505
I had no idea she was this big. I want her to be on top now.

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Do plant monstergirls grow from seeds?

>> No.18193543
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>>18193539

>> No.18193547
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>>18193543

>> No.18193555
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>>18193505
She could smother you with that big body of hers, and there'd be nothing you could do about it.
>"Does it really feel that good having me just lay on you?"
>all you can manage to get out with your face squished beneath her breasts are muffled moans
>"I guessing from the way your hard-on is pressing up against me, that's a yes."
>she then hugs you tight and starts rubbing her whole body up against you

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>>18193515
>>18193555
She's reclutantly do so and very carefully in fear of breaking every single bone in your body.

>> No.18193563

>>18193539
>>18193543
>>18193547
Every window in my house is reserved for illuminating plants.

>> No.18193585

>>18193560
As long as mamono mana has my back (and the rest of my bones), she can be as rough as she wants. Safety goes out the window when she goes into snu-snu mode.

>> No.18193589

>>18193505
Perfect for cuddles and gentle femdom

>> No.18193592

>>18193547
plant daughterus a cute. I wonder if the grow fruit like other plants. I'd want my daughteru to grow big melons

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>>18193312
What's HUTAGO's story for this chick?
She's like an alien-fighting supersoldier dog-girl, or something?

I couldn't read moonrunes if my life depended on it.

>> No.18193610

>>18193602
I want a piece of whatever the hell that one on the left is.

>> No.18193615

>>18193610
HUTAGO does draw some pretty *interesting* girls sometimes.

I like them.

>> No.18193616

>>18193602
I'm somewhat proficient at runes. Where does he post his stuff?

>> No.18193625

>>18193616
>https://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=hutago
>https://twitter.com/hutago31?lang=en

These two are the main sources, as I can tell.

>> No.18193671

>>18193616
Please deliver, and be as kin to me.

>> No.18193673

>>18193625
Depending on how you feel about her, the stuff in her profile picture might ruin her for you

>> No.18193679

>>18193673
How big is her dick?

>> No.18193686

>>18193679
It's nothing like that, but she's married with three kids. If you can ignore that, she's still a nice character, who is clearly waifu material.

>> No.18193691

>>18193686
>she's still a nice character, who is clearly waifu material.
Well duh.
I assume it's to the white, long-haired guy?

I assumed it was gonna be something about the other girls HUTAGO seems to draw, for example, just from seeing the pictures it seems that:
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDExw02UIAEcxQb.jpg
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIVVbAaXcAEIldY.jpg
can transform into:
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDLFdaCVoAAUClv.jpg
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDLFe_vUAAAL3OO.jpg
Or something.

>> No.18193695

>>18193686
Anything on what she does? She has this weird modified limbs of hers.

>> No.18193701

>>18193691
https://twitter.com/hutago31
Maybe it's like alternate art or something?
I dunno. He seems to whave a whole setting for his stuff tho.

>> No.18193747

>>18181115
Fanart Lala always looks amazing compared to crab's rendition.

>> No.18193772
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>>18193695
Here's what I gathered from this picture:
>"Dasotera Rina"
>193cm (so Japanese huge)
>Can beat a dragon to death
>loves her husband and has three kids
>died once
>she may look like it, but she's not an oni
>her chest is big, about G cup
>her abs are defined
>her body's appearance is close to a man's
>pretty tough
>ears are like a wolf and and kitsune's (weakpoint)
>her artificial arms are tough
>from the knees down, her legs are artificial

>> No.18193783

>>18181012
>Lich
>A pulsar with three planets, Draugr, poltergeist and Phobetor

N-nani? Gib space travel now! Think of all the cute undead girls. Especially the planet of nordic undead.

>> No.18193786

>>18193783
>planet of nordic undead
YOU MANIACS
YOU BLEW IT UP
DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU ALL TO HEL

>> No.18193811

>>18181012
Being an astrologer must put you in contact with cosmic horror pretty often. Your only solace is that amongst the innumerable cataclysms that could utterly obliterate our entire solar system that you and everything you know is utterly helpless before, not just you yourself, your entire planet, solar system and even race may simply erode and vanish beneath the sands of time before any of it can reach you.

>> No.18193819

>>18193811
>astrologer
Horoscopes and bitches.

>> No.18193840

>>18193819
Meant astronomer. Especially with horrifying things such as supervoids

>> No.18193845

>>18193772
Does she smell nice?

>> No.18193847
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>>18193840
Would an astronomer end up with a Hellstar Remina waifu?

>> No.18193872

>>18192934
Looking at the numbers I wouldn't worry too much. Sadly we can't see the full picture because don't have the numbers from 2014 , but from what we have its clear that the EMG anime brought in a lot of people and those people slowly left.
We're most likely heading back to the same niche community we had before the EMG anime since MGE, MGQ and other monster girl works don't nearly have the reach an anime has especially one with a high budget.

>> No.18193905

>>18193845
I don't know. Does the combine scent of fresh sweat and a bitch in heat sound like a good smell?

>> No.18193941

>Pregnant Lilim gets a craving for some awful fast food
>Wanted incredibly specific things
>One burger that was supposed to have no pickles has pickles
>She starts crying and teleports the offending Burger King to the moon

>> No.18193972

>>18193772
>>her body's appearance is close to a man's
But she's a cute.

>> No.18193978

>>18190835
Head to nearest cave, and lick all over the first nightgaunt i could find

>> No.18194029
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Today is Atlach-Nacha's profile release birthday!
Please something kind about them.

>> No.18194034

>>18193905
Sweaty pussies don't smell good but as a man you can't stop sniffing it because of the pheromones, it's weird.

>> No.18194040

>>18194029
She can't be that old yet. Please no.

>> No.18194043

>>18194029
I'd let her insult me any day.

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>>18192677
>you will never make your busty momster wear cowprint before milking her like a Holstaur

>> No.18194190

>>18194177
I want a monster with a tremendous rear and an oneesan with huge breasts

>> No.18194191

>>18194029
What the fuck, was it really that long ago?

>> No.18194201

>>18194029
Nachos are still shit.

>> No.18194234
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18194234

>Barb will drawn Fire Emblem girls as MGE girls
I hope he chooses the good ones.

>> No.18194240

>>18194234
will draw*
Godammit, I take ages to wake up.

>> No.18194252

>>18194177
Would you make her moo? Would you tease her even more if she did it without hesitation?

>> No.18194264
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>>18194252
Damn straight.

>> No.18194267

>>18194234
he chose Sumia, Laevetein, and a third one he didn't say.

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>>18194267
>Laevetein
So we can expect to see her as a Salamander or something? I also wonder what he'll draw Sumia as.

>> No.18194283
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>>18194279
derp, and Sumias a Griphon

>> No.18194296

>>18194283
That is an unusually lady-like battle amphibian.

>> No.18194297

>>18194283
Exquisite. Where did he post these though? I don't see them on his tumblr or twitter.

>> No.18194301
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>>18194297
sekret klub, though I'm sure these are unfinished works.

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>>18194264
If your momster has a body like this, it's her fault for having such a sexy body when you inevitably rape her.

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Are Abyssals monster girls? Because I want to get aggressively cuddled by seaport hime

>> No.18194388

>>18194297
>Where did he post these though
Discord

>> No.18194397

>>18194388
Discord is like the IRC but worse.

>> No.18194399

>>18194316
It's been a while since anyone has posted them here, but abyssals are generally regarded as MGs here, at least back when that stuff was more booming.

>> No.18194418

>>18194399
I can see Abyssals counting as MGs, but not boatsluts

>> No.18194421

>>18194304
I want my Kiki meaty, be that meat muscle or pudge

>> No.18194422

>>18194418
Yeah, boatsluts are too human.

>> No.18194424 [DELETED] 

>>18194397
>Clinging to a defunct and supremely shitty chat program from the 90s
>>>/g/

>> No.18194451
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>>18194422
We could use more MGE and Abyssal hybrids

>> No.18194478

>>18194301
More griffon content is always nice.

>> No.18194488

>>18194316
Kancolle yes, small c is reclining much like monster girls so there's a lot of common ground.
Abyssals count I'd say, especially Seaport, Re and Wo.

>> No.18194496
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>>18194451
There's a Shirohebi Shigure too iirc

>> No.18194583

>>18194496
I think that's an Inazuma kobold out there too.

>> No.18194614
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18194614

>"Hey, sweetie. Tonight's a full moon. You know what that means~ Your pelvis is dust."

>> No.18194643

>>18194614
Silly buff lady, the full moon is three weeks away!

>> No.18194688
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18194688

>>18194614
What would Liches do during full moons?

>> No.18194693

>>18194688
I don't know but I do know it would require safe-words.
CHARIOTS CHARIOTS!

>> No.18194697

>>18194614
Really?
Because I figured it meant romantic dinner

>> No.18194703

>>18194643
Not when her big, naked ass is riding you reverse cowgirl

>> No.18194710

>>18194697
Full moons are for bestial mating. The days before and after a full moon are for romantic dinners.

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>>18194688
Crack their phylacteries and engage in snusnu.

>> No.18194780

>>18194710
I dunno, I think that oni would appreciate a nice steak dinner beforehand

>> No.18194785
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18194785

Can Liches create phylacteries from almost anything? Like even a teddy bear or doll?

>> No.18194787

>>18194614
I want to start sucking a titty and watch her melt into an expression of maternal bliss.

>> No.18194794

>>18194780
I'm no exercise enthusiast, but aren't you supposed to do protein after a workout?

>> No.18194800

>>18194787
If you put a baby in her, you can see that look much more often.

>> No.18194813

>>18194785
As long as it whole and can store a soul yes. The doll or teddy bear would most likely also work like a kind of voodoo thing too.

>> No.18194824

>>18194794
Typically yes but She can always start Bulking

>> No.18194832

>>18194688
You.

>> No.18194858

>>18194794
I snack on beef jerky during

>> No.18194859

>>18194763
Thank god they can't die so snusnuing them really hard is okay.

>> No.18194947

>>18194614
>>18194787
That’s the stuff

>> No.18194959

>>18183340
Artist source?

>> No.18194960

>>18194614
Is it weird to want to lick her entire body clean of sweat while she calls me her little helpless boytoy?

>> No.18194984

>>18192934
>If it weren't for people like latenight propping up these threads with their art, /mgg/ would be dead in a month.
Everyone here loves the drawfags, but if they stopped drawing monstergirl stuff that would be more damaging to discord ego-circlejerks than this place.

Also
>/mgg/

>> No.18195003

>>18194960
Do you want to do it right after she finishes her workout? Do you want to massage her aching beefy muscles while doing it? Do you want to have her shove your head in her armpit then between her legs as she laughs in grunts at her adorable little husband (and thinks how she wants to get even stronger for him)?

>> No.18195014

>>18194984
>/mgg/
>/mggg/
I guess we vg now?

>> No.18195054

>>18195014
I never expected an explicitly pornographic game to have such discussion focused only on lored and gameplay.

>> No.18195061

>>18195014
I miss tge days when all the various monstergirl fandoms om 4chan were more united.

>> No.18195069

>>18195014
>tfw you witnessed firsthand the death of /mgqg/

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>>18194984
Did discord-tan touch your pee pee when you were a boy or something?
And yes, before these threads were referred to as /mgt/ they were /mgg/ but it changed for reasons anyone here long enough will remember.

>> No.18195168

>>18194316
I love Seaport and dream of burying myself in her soft white flesh

>> No.18195201

>>18191835
>two of my favorite things in one
Bless your heart, good Sir.

>> No.18195244

>>18194984
>Everyone here loves the drawfags, but if they stopped drawing monstergirl stuff that would be more damaging to discord ego-circlejerks than this place.
He's not wrong.

>> No.18195439

How do you tell if a mofus in heat?

>> No.18195442

>>18195439
If her tails are all wet with her girly juices.

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>>18194614
That's what she think. I've been secretly drinking a liter of Minotaur milk everyday for the last month and training my body for exactly this day.

And if that fails... got a secret weapon from an interesting friend of mine.

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18195562

I swear this gacha machine is rigged. I keep getting this snake.

>> No.18195564

Ok anon, what species is this?

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66745743

>> No.18195572

>>18195562
How do you think the snake feels; she keeps getting picked by you. Do you really think she wants such an ungrateful husband?

>> No.18195578

>>18195564
That one's a Slut, for sure.

>> No.18195586

>>18195572
Yes, if you keep getting shit snake.

>> No.18195592

>>18195586
That's mean. You're mean.

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>>18195562
Why gamble? Aren't there places where you can just get the one you want?

>> No.18195636

>>18195602
I'll take a purple Lizard!

>> No.18195640

>>18195572
Shirohebis are one of the monstergirls that do things to make you fall for them on your own as opposed to raping you outright.

I think she'll try harder.

>> No.18195646

The second the portals open I'm going to scream about my love of big breasts so loud.

>> No.18195649

>>18194614
This wife will never let another woman hurt her husband

>> No.18195664
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>>18193772
So it doesn't actually say much about her personality?
That's more of a physical description of her than anything else.

From her pictures she seems pretty serious, but more out of awkwardness than having a metaphorical stick-up-the-ass.

is there anything about the setting/other girls?

>> No.18195668

>>18195649
>>18194614
>”Oi, tiny tits. This your ex you dumped?”
>”Well, he’s my husband now. It turns out this little stud actually has a thing for women with an impressive body to speak of.”
>”Oh, and if I see you tryna make nice with him again, I’m gonna use you as my new club. Lord knows I could use one lighter than my current one.”
>”Later, twig. Cmon stud, let’s go fuck.”

>> No.18195685

>>18195668
>Hey Dear? That was kinda mean.
>"Just wanted that twig to know what a mistake breaking your heart was."
>At least you didn't make good on your promise to "break whoever made a cute boy cry" that you made when you found me.
>"S-shut up. C'mon my favorite grill's having a sale on the good beef."
Onis are good girls.

>> No.18195688

>>18195668
I know it’s edgy and indicative of being jaded but I love the idea of Monstergirls showing up bad exs like that.

>> No.18195695

>>18195688
One of my weird fetishes is a girl rescuing a guy from a horrible relationship.

>> No.18195696

>>18195602
This feels wrong for some reason.

>> No.18195697

>>18195685
Daww. Hard as packed meat but really a big softy.

>> No.18195709

>>18195695
Any examples of that?

>> No.18195715

>>18195709
Nothing in doujins sadly.

>> No.18195717

>>18195697
She's got the face of a thug but when she sees you smile you can just see the happiness radiating off her.
She's probably got a gorgeous smile too.

>> No.18195718

>>18195602
>you will never buy a family of mini mice girls that climb on you and play with your stuff whenever you're at home

>> No.18195719

>>18195697
She would melt over a marshmallow kitten

>> No.18195723

>>18195719
>Her thuggish exterior completely crumbles the moment it lays down in her lap.
>Anon couldn't help but smile seeing her eyes go wide as she strokes the cat muttering things like "oh my god" and "it's so fluffy".
How blessed would this anon feel knowing that his bitch classmate pretending to date him as a joke lead to him getting together with a loving delinquent?

>> No.18195735

>>18195696
There was a controversy or something involving a shop selling small pets in capsules like this. It's an animal cruelty issue, I think.

>> No.18195739

>>18195723
And that’s probably before it starts purring.
That’s one lucky anon

>> No.18195774

>>18195723
>”Oi. You that guy Stacey Bitchpants fucked round with?”
>Anon stares up at the seven foot hulking babe Oni kouhai as she glares down at him while chewing a sucker
>”Mmn. Yer cute. Date me.”
>He later learned her heart had been beating a thousand times a second in that moment asking her long time crush out

>> No.18195793

>>18195723
Exceptionally blessed.
>She has no shame bringing him around her other delinquent friends
>She even mostly is able to stifle a blush when he kisses her arm randomly while around them

>> No.18195805

You can keep your rude and violent delinquent girls. I'm going to help the Student Council president!

>> No.18195836

>>18195723
You think she acts cute with a cat in her lap, imagine how she is when Anon dozes off while sitting in her lap, peacefully sleeping with her arms draped around him.

>> No.18195856

>>18195774
>>”Mmn. Yer cute. Date me.”

DAGA KOTOWARU

>> No.18195857

>>18192821
The bots aren't as bad as people think. I put up a test paste in my bin at one point to see how many there were and it only got up to about 10% the hits of my other stuff.

>>18192835
I got the feeling people held back on criticizing writefags they liked out of fear of driving them off. Which is understandable but also counterproductive.

>> No.18195876

>>18195805
My monster girlfriend is a diligent but very competitive and smug student!

>> No.18195881

>>18195876
>diligent but very competitive and smug
Those are the best kinds off monsters

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>>18194316
>>18194399
Abyssals are basically amalgamations of evil spirits. Do we have an MGE equivalent yet? Because that's a pretty common anime trope.

Also as nice as seaport is, there are other girls that don't get nearly enough love.

>> No.18195898

>>18195889
I don't know if I could date a monster who smokes.

>> No.18195899

>>18192871
>>18192835
>When you can literally blame the fall on writefaggotry on MachineAnon, Alp, Bollocks, and several others

>> No.18195903

>>18195602
>>18195636
I want the shark. If you get it I'll trade you my lizard for it.

>> No.18195912

>>18195898
You just guilt her into quitting by saying you're worried about her health. Worked on my dad.

>> No.18195913

What would a jolly crew Of pirate monsters consist of?

>> No.18195914

>>18195889
>Also as nice as seaport is, there are other girls that don't get nearly enough love.
Shinkaiseikan art has fallen off hard since about 2016. No girl since Hoppou has really caught on with players, and that was summer 2014. It's a huge shame, because some of the recent girls are really cute, like 駆逐古姫.

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>Abyssals.
Unto The Dick they go.

>> No.18195923

>>18195919
Anon have you ever heard of the story of the Sun and the wind?

>> No.18195934

>>18195919
Maledomfag please

>> No.18195935

>>18195923
What are you trying to say?

>> No.18195945

>>18195935
That pure love can convert Abyssals better than force can.

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>>18195914
I want to attack the weak point.

>> No.18195954

>>18195945
What are you saying; that Admiral is clearly giving that Abyssal the purest form of love any man could give a Monster Girl.

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18196002

The best cure to depression is a Tentacles!
Don't leave her alone for too long though or this will happen: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTLsTp7VAAAsosb.jpg

>> No.18196008

>>18196002
Those poor girls. That Tentacle looks much more assertive than the one in the official art.

>> No.18196013

Bimbo Monster Girls?

>> No.18196017

>>18196008
Tentacles become pretty aggressive once they get to work like that.

>> No.18196019

>>18196013
So regular Monster Girls?

>> No.18196022

>>18196019
Well that depends on the species.

>> No.18196023

>>18196002
That red head looks like just my type, I wonder what kind of monster girl she would become.

>> No.18196032

>>18196013
Fuck off.

>> No.18196037

>>18196002
Tentacle is shit, DL should've finished the job.

>> No.18196070

>>18196008
>>18196017
>Tentacles-chan is usually shy and easily flustered
>Sometimes she snaps and becomes a sadistic rape machine
>Women who witnessed both her sides say that it's as if she got possessed by the devil

>>18196023
Say the Tentacles served you that redhead after thoroughly bathing her in pleasure and mana.
Would you monsterize her yourself by taking her virginity while she is still human or wait for mamono mana to do its thing?

>> No.18196081

>>18196070
"See here, I ordered my Tentacle well done. This one's rare. Tell the cook to finish the job or I'll never patronize this place again."

>> No.18196094

>>18196070
I'd likely take her while she's still human to show her that I like her even as a human. Then once she becomes a succubus or whatever she can repay it with gentle femdom.

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Can Living Armors manifest from armors comprised of multiple materials? Discarding things like pants and undershirts of course.

>> No.18196131

>>18196114
Aside from organic materials like leather, I don't see why a Living Armor couldn't be comprised of multiple materials.
The armor gets solidified and imbued with magic regardless of what it's made of.

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This thread needs books

>> No.18196183

>>18196173
ThereIAmGary.jpg

>> No.18196186

>Manticore jabs you with her spines
>Starts teasing you to make you chase her in order to relieve your lust
>Trip near the top of a flight of stairs
>Break both arms and a leg on the way down
>Too spined out of your mind to even realize
>Keep trying to get up to continue chasing her
What kind of mental damage is that Manticore looking at? Will she wait on you hand and foot in an effort to lessen her feelings of guilt? Will she be too ashamed to ever show her face to you again?

>> No.18196188

>>18196114
Probably, but only if such elements ere present during the creation of the Living Armor.

>> No.18196194

>>18196114
What, you want a regal, himedere Dragonblood Knightess living armor? Hah, gay.

>> No.18196201

>>18195948
Wow. She really loves her belly rubs

>> No.18196208

>>18196173
Books are for nerds.

>> No.18196223

>>18196186
>Break both arms and a leg on the way down

>Not even permanent spine damage.

She'll mock you for being a weak human and rape you right there, since you're too patethic to even stand up.

>> No.18196228

>>18192821
All of the remaining are shit, so whatever.

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>>18196208
Nah.

>> No.18196237

>>18192850
Huh. That sucks.
I first started coming to the threads just before they got moved here and I loved all the writefags we had at the time, even the generally ignored ones. I still hope for a day where we'll get another sudden burst of activity.

>> No.18196240

>>18196228
Probably because the audience is shit

>> No.18196260

>>18196228
no buli

>> No.18196274

>>18196228
But there aren't any writefags left.
Even Beast hasn't written anything in a while.

>> No.18196293

>>18196237
Or go back to /a/

>> No.18196334

Overalls on big tiddy girls or tomboys?

>> No.18196337

>>18196236
What would monster girls even read about?
Sex and household skills?

>> No.18196339

>>18196334
Why not both?

>> No.18196341

>>18196334
Big tidders. Tomboys get the spats and extra large tshirt.

>> No.18196344

>>18196337
A bit more diverse than that, they can like action/adventure and drama and such too. So long as there is a sexy side to it at some point.

>As for the literature and drama preferred by monsters, there is love and romance incorporated into everything from stories, to plays and autobiographies, and many of them have sex scenes. Monsters especially like the sort of thing where a tragic or unreasonable turn of events is overcome by a male hero, and monsters, and they finally have a lascivious happy ending. Many monsters are highly sensitive, and they're able to get absorbed in a story. They put themselves and their husbands in the role of hero and heroine, and empathize. At the same time they enjoy a story, they envision passionate trysts and sex almost like in the story.

>> No.18196355

>>18196293
It will never happen. MGE definitely falls under /jp/'s content guidelines, especially given the fact we aren't getting new girls every other week (or so it seemed) like in the old days. EMG threads are now on /c/, and are more cancerous than they were before. There's literally nothing to tie us back to /a/ and nothing to be gained from going there.

>> No.18196359

>>18196293
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but I do hope these threads move back up there someday. Or at least outta jp

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>>18196337
>"Sex? Household skills? Jeez, Anon. Why do you have to be so speciesist?"
>"We're not always thinking about sex you know? All of us have hobbies, and live normal lives, like humans do. This kind of thinking only perpetuates stereotypes about Mamono, Anon."

>> No.18196371

>>18196362
>Cue nueronago sweating nervously

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>>18196362
>"Now, where was I?"
>"Ah, yes!"
>"Ku ku ku~ The Hearty, Lizardman Handmaiden. I've been wanting to give this one a good look~.

>> No.18196415

>>18196355
This really, the only other board these threads could go to is /d/ and not even /d/ wants that.

>> No.18196421
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18196421

I just love art of slime girls using their abilities to fight. Plus red slime is a pretty neglected girl when it comes to art.

>> No.18196423

>>18196344
I want to tease a monster girl for liking a trashy light novel series about a mary sue Lilim who defeats the entire Order to marry the evil emperor's son.

>>18196371
>She hides her copy of "101 ways to please your husband." and grabs a thick book about the history of Zipangu

>> No.18196426

>>18196334
Moderate tomboys.

>> No.18196430

>>18196334
On big tiddy tomboys.

>> No.18196431

>>18196415
You forget /trash/, but going there would mean zero moderation as opposed to the some we at least get now.

>> No.18196433

>>18196415
The correct answer is /trash/.

>> No.18196437

>>18196423
>Bullying the lilimterature

>> No.18196441

>>18196384
Why are spiders so cute?

>> No.18196447

>>18196431
>>18196433
Funny, because the closest thread to this one is in that board.

>> No.18196465

Do you think there's some type of fruit or potion that makes you able to change your waifu's skin color(only the skin) temporary? I always find myself going from pale to brown depending on my mood.

>> No.18196474

>>18196465
Find your local Lich or sabbath and ask for it and there you go.

>> No.18196485

>>18196465
Sounds like a fairly doable spell if nothing else (though maybe not since if I recall right some monsters that use polymorph find it difficult to change their skin color when they change their body structure, but maybe changing just the skin color is easier).

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This doujin had me imagining a rare scenario: a male and female MGE elf traveling together and ending up being incubized and monsterized without realizing it, and the shenanigans that ensue as they discover their lust for each other.

Its also just a plain amazing Zelda doujin. https://exhentai.org/g/1165484/f3166b6399/

>> No.18196533

>>18195836
She'd probably start thanking whatever god she worships that she was born so she could experience something so perfect.

>> No.18196572

>>18196507
Looks real nice.

one thing that i've always wondered is why Elven, Dwarven and fairy females don't grow succubi horns, wings and spade tails like human women do.

Their origin basically the same, being non-monster species so having such a distinct outcome is weird.
Could there maybe be instances where they DO grow such traits, or a particularily rare occasion where monsterized human women don't physically change to demonstrate their succubization?

>> No.18196580

>>18196572
human woman have less natural magic resistance and the effects are more drastic because of it

>> No.18196585

>>18196359
I miss the old days too

;_;

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18196591

>>18196421
The elusive metal slime is great at fighting too.

It's a bit unfair that slimes who'd be fundamentally overpowered in our world because of their liquid bodies are the weakest monsters in almost every fantasy world out there, especially older JRPGs which MGE takes inspiration from.

>> No.18196593

>>18196580
Is that KC's official explanation? Sorta makes sense, though it could also mean that a powerful enough magical effect could have a similar effect on other species besides elves. A Lilim or other powerful magic-casting monster girl could probably do it.

>> No.18196600

What would it take to make a demon blush or embarrassed?
Besides handholding.

>> No.18196606
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>Wake up
>See this
What do

>> No.18196617

>>18196606
Tell my Ice Queen waifu she really should get her bangs cut so I can see her cute eyes better

>> No.18196618

>>18196600
Taking a walk through her castle with her husband, completely naked except for a clit leash.

>> No.18196620

>>18196600
Asking her out on a date because you think she’s cute.
>>18196606
Ask for her name and how did she end up in bed with me.

>> No.18196621

>>18196606
>the noose worked for once

>> No.18196622

>>18196606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7PRw6y7lck

>> No.18196631

>>18196600
Sign her contract in blood.
She'd be blushing so hard and telling that you didn't have to go that far.

>> No.18196634

>>18196591
Those metal slimes sure love to mess around with adventurers like that.

You gotta keep an eye out for the Queen Metal slime. You'll gain tons of experience if you can beat her.

>> No.18196643

>>18196631

Don't forget to write slowly and in cursive.

>> No.18196652

>>18196634
Metal Queen slimes are small-time foes anon, what you really need to go find are the Platinum Queen Jewel slimes. Now THOSE give you a boost!

>> No.18196662

>>18196617

Your Ice Queen waifu likes to dress as a ghost? Neat!

>> No.18196669

>>18196591
>No Metal Slime who teases you as you try to fight her in vain.
>"Ehehehe~ You're so cute when you're mad!"

>> No.18196680

>>18196669
>hfw you smash her with a critical hit
Not even Metal slimes can resist those!

>> No.18196691

>>18196680
But then she'll be lying on the floor blushing and calling you a brute while wiggling around and loudly wondering what you'll do to her.
There's no winning with Metal Slimes. They're too lewd.

>> No.18196696

>>18196680

Well you gained a nice amount of EXP but now the Metal Slime is crying. How do you resolve this?

>> No.18196703

>>18196600
Giving her surprise sex without a contract and telling her she's going to be your cocksleeve.

>> No.18196705

>>18196696
>How do you resolve this?
Search her for drops. Thoroughly.

>> No.18196717

>>18196705

You search and find 1 (One) Seed of life. Eating this will increase your max HP by 3-5 points.

>> No.18196721

I want a Dark Mageto tempt me into her gingerbread house!

>> No.18196722

>>18196717
Neato!

>> No.18196735

>>18196717
Is that some kind of a sex thing? Where was she even hiding it?

>> No.18196763

>>18196735

No it's an actual seed she was going to eat later as a snack. She was hiding it inside her body

>> No.18196770

>>18196717
Don't metal slimes have cores? They must sell for a fortune!

>> No.18196777

>>18196770
Anon no! She needs that to live!

>> No.18196803

>>18196721
No, anon! She's gonna feed you lots of yummy food to fatten up your dick before she puts you in her babymaking oven!

>> No.18196806

>>18196803
How terrifying!

>> No.18196811
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18196811

A nice wife comic
original: https://i.imgur.com/7GxykXH.png

and a few wife pictures from twitter
https://twitter.com/hazimata06/status/951206045388496896
https://twitter.com/syamu_gurasan/status/950858497075195904
https://twitter.com/ngtip/status/949748841502273536

>> No.18196815

>>18196591
you might say she is a Quicksilver Slime

>> No.18196817

>>18196803
I'm sorry I see no downside here.

>> No.18196824

>>18196815
Nah, needs more hellpups to be a quicksilver slime

>> No.18196828

>>18196815
But she's not wearing any latex.

>> No.18196832

>>18196803
Damn those dark mages with a chubby fetish!

>> No.18196837

>>18196828
>>18196824
For a moment there, I was in blissful ignorance again anons. Why would you pull me back into reality?

>> No.18196842

>>18196606
Wake up for real this time

>> No.18196844

>>18196837
KDF is Quicksilver.

>> No.18196848

>>18196811
Cute. Shark teeth are the cutest.

>> No.18196853

>>18196844
>tfw it's been almost a year since that fateful day

>> No.18196854

>>18196837
Because until I finally slip the bonds of life or get a monster girl wife, I'll be hear to remind you.

>> No.18196856

>>18196832
They just want their men huggable/bearmode.

>> No.18196872

>>18196856
The bigger he is the more SE he has! The love handles are a plus too for her.

>> No.18196873

>>18196856
I want a bearmode dark mage though, because I would quite literally go insane if I put on weight.

>> No.18196876

>>18196811
>>18196848
Monster girls with shark teeth deserve their smile protected the most.

>> No.18196880

What do slime cores feel like?
What if you touched it?

>> No.18196881

>>18196872
Plus she gets to feed her husband delicious food and see his happy face.

>> No.18196890

>>18196853
Best plot twist ever

>> No.18196892

I want a big slime to capture me and let me float around in her like im fruit in gelatin. Not vore because I dont go through her mouth and she isn't digesting me. Im just floating there in timeout.

>> No.18196898

>>18196890
No one cared who he was until his wife and daughteru put on the latex

>> No.18196907
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18196907

>>18196662
Ice Queens get bored when no one visits, they need to entertain themselves somehow

>> No.18196911

>>18196606
Tend to her. See what is on her mind.

>> No.18196913

>>18196880
Like a hard boiled egg, but also a rubber ball, and it can squeeze and stretch like crazy, which is why the Slime can still slip under doorways and such.
Touching it will send waves of pleasure rippling through the Slimes mass, and quick over-stimulation can even paralyze the Slime temporarily.
>>18196892
I've always enjoyed the thought of doing that with a Gelatinous Cube Slime.

>> No.18196952

>>18196913
Nice. What flavor cube slime?

>> No.18196955

>>18196606
Accept invitation

>> No.18196961

>>18196721
She'll have to change her tactics to get a man. Maybe free beer and barbecue.

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