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HELP! I'm in love with Remi.

>> No.18157732

Why would you need help when you already have good taste?

>> No.18157744
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Wanting to pump her full of hot sticky goo is not love you dork.

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Get in line, friend.

Good thing that's not the kind of love I have for her.

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That's perfectly normal, friend.

>> No.18157812

Your loved Remi is my naizuri slave dude.

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having good taste is nothing to be ashamed my friend

>> No.18157816

You are my wife dude.

>> No.18157832

Practicing getting mating pressed with Remi!

>> No.18157859

well remilia is my cuddle slave and has tried naizuri only once with me. she couldnt have even seen you since she never leaves my side

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>> No.18158399

best post on /jp/ 2018

>> No.18158400

Do not ow ow the Remi

>> No.18158484
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>> No.18160336

>shes not is 15.5


>> No.18160464

don't worry Remi will be playable in 17!

>> No.18160683
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What made her so flustered?

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Anon offering his blood to her!

>> No.18163493

Remiry catching your spunk with her flat chest!

>> No.18163667

Like this?

>> No.18163678

Someone post that picture of someobody pouring beans down the back of Remi's neck, please

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You fool! She is the master of the natto, she dodged the natto with no problem!

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I just finished inside Remi on hard mode! It was our first time finishing together!

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>> No.18168667

What is a Natto Seiken user doing with a Hokuto Stinken technique?

>> No.18168680
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The remimimimimimimimimi need not follow foolish rules

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>> No.18180542
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Rest in pepperoni Anon. It works for me.
Go pray to prostitute bunny then come back.

>> No.18183565

I have four days of sperm accumulated in my testicles, I'll offer this amount to the new megasoundorchestra Remimiry doujinshi!!

Ahh, burning Remi's unsoiled womb with my semen!

>> No.18183575

I want Remi to bite me

>> No.18184591

I want to fuck these pale thighs

>> No.18184787
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avert your eyes this instant

>> No.18186883

I see you are a man of culture as well

>> No.18186955
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>> No.18187647

Remi appearing on the TV series Undercover Boss!

>> No.18187666
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The very helpful Remi!

>> No.18194602

Censor this navel immediately.

>> No.18194626
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here you go

>> No.18194786
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Make the chest flatter!

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>> No.18195079

Calling the police now

>> No.18195137
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Police cannot arrest us now.

>> No.18195165
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Cute Remi belly. Cute CUTE

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Sorry for this abomination.

>> No.18195395

You need to censor that belly. Men have died after after realizing they will never prpr a remimi belly

>> No.18196666
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I want to marry Remi's belly!

>> No.18196695

I'm not a pedo
I'm not a pedo

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>> No.18196718

She is like 450 years older than you, she is a pedo

>> No.18196790

pedo = attraction to prepubescence, not to those significantly younger than you.

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>> No.18198554

nope, that would be extremely unfair to people with poor to no development at all

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>> No.18198793

>HELP! I'm in love with Remi.
My condolences.

>> No.18198858

Does anyone else get an intense desire to serve and place yourself beneath ojou-sama when stumbling upon pictures of her??

>> No.18199161

the idea of a busty remi is my ideal wife.

>> No.18199290

That's weird, I get that too. I also get the feeling that letting her drink my blood would just feel really great, so great it makes me want to beg her to feed from my veins. Weird, huh?

>> No.18200562

I do. It's literally the only reason I care about her, but nothing would make me happier.

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>> No.18201085
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Remi is rude as hell. She should be forcefed natto herself as a punishment.

>> No.18201381

Is Remi's hair light blue or dark blue?

>> No.18202604

She's a vampire, it's whatever colour she wants it to be.

>> No.18202651

Remi with red hair?

>> No.18206014

Neither. She actually is completely bald and wears a very convincing wig.

>> No.18208757
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Could it be that the Remimi is neglecting her sister's needs for social interaction?

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>> No.18210883

I want to run my fingers on the mistress' rib bones..

>> No.18213637

more like "remini.jpg", am I right fellas?

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I just purchased a remi fumo, but I think it's bootleg! I hope remilia forgives me!

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Post pictures, I'll tell if its a bootleg or not.

t. remixpert

>> No.18214601

I want to serve under the mistress!

>> No.18214695
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I want to literally serve under the mistress!
That's right, I want to be her donkey! Her mule! Her loyal chair! I want ojou-sama to SIT on me!

>> No.18214783
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This is the doll. I thought it was cute and being the the cheap little jew I am, I purchased it as a congrats to myself for building a new pc. However, I looked at it closer and realized that it looked a tad different from the original doll, and that it came from China. It's cute, so i'll keep it, but I'll be sure to purchase a real fumo next time.

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That's literally without question a bootleg, the Remimi would not know whether to laugh or cry!

>> No.18215072

fake as hell, dude.

>> No.18215461

I have that same one, I was impressed with it. 5$ and it looks decently nice.

>> No.18215520
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Bootlegs need love

>> No.18217456

Put question marks at the end of URLs when you get 403.

>> No.18217465

this but down her skirt

>> No.18217542

Of course ojou-sama will forgive you! It is the thought and undying need to serve under her that counts!

>> No.18218570
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I sworn love to my lady Remilia, but the police came to my house!

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you didn't do it proper, obviously

>> No.18220394

Of course, undead sympathizers should be all in jail

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>> No.18223044

Bumping this thread for ojou-sama!

>> No.18223148

Please describe in great detail what would it be like to cuddle with Remi onegai

>> No.18223384
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I want to make the Remimiry a Mommiry

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It happens.

>> No.18233350

People say she has a great ass but I always though her legs+thighs were top notch.

>> No.18233408
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Remilia having raided the fridge again?

>> No.18233412

it's a fucking cartoon my dude

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>> No.18233426

A fucking cartoon with a great set of legs!

>> No.18233446

Do not lewd lewd the Remi!

>> No.18233460

now THIS is the ideal remi.

>> No.18233461 [DELETED] 

No one stops Roki from lewding 2hus

>> No.18233464

Frickin' delete this!
The Remiry is for petite and slender.
Go to boobhu the Patcho

>> No.18233688

breast remi is an acquired taste, but it is far sweeter than any other.

>> No.18233735

Full-grown oppai Remi suits the smug confidence more than slender loli Remi. Nothing against the latter, but it's a nice change of pace. And my dick actually likes the non-loli too, instead of just my submissive instincts.

>> No.18233739

I thought Patcho was already the Fatcho

>> No.18233833

I kind of want to see clownpiece as an adult.

>> No.18233956
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Thanks to Yukarin, you can now

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I fuckin hate Remilia dude

>> No.18234320
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Dangerous Remi.

>> No.18234323

I prefer the gap moe with cute loli Remilia trying to act like Count Dracula. I swear I'm not a lolicon though.

>> No.18234335
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That's Tenko.

>> No.18234356

/jp/ is lolicon.
Anyone else is just an invading piglover amongst our ranks.

>> No.18234425

I'm an invading masochist who lets his desire to serve and worship the Remimi overcome his lack of physical attraction to her.

>> No.18234883

What if I love both perflat and saggers?

>> No.18235023

Then you have the best taste

>> No.18236346
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that artstyle looks really good

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>> No.18236969

i want her

>> No.18240352

Yeah and she fucking HATES remiria

>> No.18240380
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Not at all, Flan and I have been married for 11 years and have 7 children. She gets plenty of (inter)action.
Remilia is the one who has become neurotic over still being single. I hope one of you anons confesses so she can mellow out.

>> No.18240453

I'm in love with Remi's ASS!

>> No.18240479

Ahh, I want to press my ear against her belly and hear how the mix of my hot semen and blood sloshes inside!

>> No.18240483

My glans is in love with Remi's cervix!

>> No.18240517
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I want to put Remi in bed when it's her naptime and see as she cutely puts on her nighttime pull-ups!

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I want to serve Remi for a lifetime then have her wisk me away into the sweet embrace of death!

>> No.18242122

Remi`s figurine costs 17000 yen! I`ll have to sell my liver to buy it!

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A sound investment for the adoration of the mistress!

>> No.18242198

Dude, it's, like, a week's worth of work (or a day if you're a good freelancer).

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I want to hotglue a Remimi fig.

>> No.18243800

11 years with 7 children? With the body of an 8 year old?
that must not be fun.

>> No.18248551
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Dental inspections are essential for a healthy mistress!

>> No.18248563
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I like you guys.

>> No.18248720

I will inspect my lady's tonsils with my penis!

>> No.18249123

Do not die die the Remi.

>> No.18249194

That doesn't sound very healthy

>> No.18250801

Your bepis won't fit in though, just look at that mouth!

>> No.18251013
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The police are after me after I told everyone I love Remilia!

>> No.18253607

but she is 500 years old, officer.

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>> No.18253934
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remy eat a soupe

>> No.18254118

I'll confess!!!!

>> No.18254132

How long can Remi survive floating through the endless void of space?

>> No.18254189

man this image is so weird

she has the face of a porn star and the body of a toddler

>> No.18254730

So, just Remi then?

>> No.18257523

What would sex with Remi-sama be like? Would she enjoy domming me?

>> No.18257617

It would be extremely pleasurable

>> No.18257804
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My lady Remi-sama's body is pretty remarkable, isn't it?

>> No.18257995

I'm... a lolicon!

>> No.18258966

Love that smol Sakuya.
It is interesting what chubby arms and short height could do though

>> No.18259002

Probably one of the top 10 tightest 2hus of all.
Even if you're average down there, it would still hurt your dick and her cute pussy a bit if she isn't wet enough, but overall it is probably like fucking one of those loli onaholes yet it eventually accommodates perfectly to your benis :DD

>Would she enjoy domming me?
Yes but she will also love you tenderly if you were obedient enough. She is still a cute sweet girl.

>> No.18261736

I want remi to call me a good boy..

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>> No.18270836

ahh, I want to manhandle the Mistress's petite loli body!

>> No.18271808

Is this fate?

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Zombie master!

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>> No.18284354

being a butler in the SDM directly on remi's beck and call must be heaven

>> No.18285111

I`m glad she landed in top 10this year too

>> No.18293848

Sasuga japanese lolicons

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A Remi thread reaching page ten before the bump limit? You better have a good excuse for such insulting behavior.

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I was drunk. Sorry my mistress.

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God I wish that were me

>> No.18303748
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Given how often it is brought up what is the difference between her midsection and that of her sister? Which is better looking?

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fkey Remimi has the best embarrassed facial expressions

seeing her making a fool of herself to such a degree was delightful

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>> No.18308371

Ahh, I want to cum in her butt...

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you won't be allowed that though

too bad

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The best way to accomplish this is to assault her when she's at home. Can't kill you cause blood would platter the irreplaceable carpet, can't just fly away since you might be a one pump chump that will jizz on her furniture.

>> No.18308570

Yes so better let you cum inside, very resonable as expected of Remi.

>> No.18308659

Please stop lewding the Remiry, she is for innocent loving. There's already Flanflan and Sakuya for the thirsty boys.

>> No.18312093

Remilia is for passionate fucking!

>> No.18313680
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what is she whispering into her ear

>> No.18313940
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"I made Satori read your mind, do you really think Koishi would let you do that to her?"

>> No.18314397

My family is calling the police when they saw all my remi pictures!

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>> No.18314447

They said pedophilia will not be tolerated!

>> No.18314469

Tell them that Remi is old enough to be your virtual grandmother

>> No.18314851
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Remimi is over 500 years old, dude, your parents are stupid, no offense.

>> No.18315061
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but she has a puffy vampire cunny

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Point taken.

>> No.18315433
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What about flans sexual needs for a good tummy rub

>> No.18315617

fucking shitlord

>> No.18315631
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She might go a little too rough with her potential partner. It doesn't appear that she has the best of track records when it comes to managing her immense strength around those who are fragile to it.

That's a very peculiar desire on her part. Come to think of it one has to wonder how far she's clued in on that sort of thing. Remilia would probably be too annoyed or weirded out to let her sister indulge in such pervy behavior.

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>> No.18317420
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I want to feed the mistress my bodily fluids!

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>> No.18320154

Cute cutting board you have there remiremi!

I want to paint it in my semen~

>> No.18320211

I want to roughly slap and grope that petite ass, lift her from the floor with my hand grabbing her ass

>> No.18323037
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The Bean Queen

>> No.18323902

>flandre at PC

>> No.18323940

can someone post remi doing the uu uu

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>> No.18326973

remiremi is turning me into a lolicon!

Someone help me!

>> No.18327036
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Get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why does the Remimimi have 2 apples on her bed? Is she stupid? Sakuya is going to spank her for not eating her food in the kitchen!

>> No.18327068

Cute spine

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>> No.18337205

Why does the mistress love beans so much

I don't like beans

>> No.18337213
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Because Sakuya said she would grow up big, and strong, and with a big chest!

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I want to mating press Remi so bad, so fucking bad

>> No.18337788

I want to mating press her belly with my tongue

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I want to watch these jpsies taking turns to mating press remiremi

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I miss him.

>> No.18344526
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Oppai Reno is best Reno!

>> No.18345151

Frickin' delete this

>> No.18345752
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Sakuya doesn't strike me as a person who'd know anything about big chests or how to obtain them in the first place.

Still amused by the mental image of Remi forcing large amounts of them down her throat to the point of almost puking every day, hoping that she will end end up with huge saggers eventually.

>> No.18346428
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It worked!

>> No.18346434

No no, they need to grow even more!

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Maybe one day...

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Now Flan’s joining her big sis

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Neither of those homely broads look even close to her at all. Just some random hags dressing up as the Remimi.

I'm not fooled by round objects stuffed underneath shirts to look like boobs.

>> No.18348786

What would Remi's milk taste like?

>> No.18348852

Anon, remi is the one being breastfed by Sakuya, not breastfeeding Sakuya!

>> No.18348866
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Now, now. Oppai Remimi is an acquired taste, but it is all the more delicious for it.

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>> No.18349607

get those filthy cupheads shits out of here

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Nothing wrong with those. The two of them look pretty cute in that style. And besides, they are quite bad at the whole blood-sucking business. Nothing more than a few empty threats that only serve for show purposes and attention grabbing.

>> No.18350337

Remi can suck the blood out of my engorged thing!

>> No.18352592

it would be extremely painful

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truly a frightening sight to behold

vampires don't get any spookier than this

>> No.18358544

I want Remi-sama to dom me and fart in my face!

>> No.18358715
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They're for later use. Let's leave it at that.

>> No.18359834

Remi is a pure girl who doesn't fart!

>> No.18359895
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Remember chupa chabra? Isn't that Australian cryptid?

>> No.18360070

Peeing is fine too.

>> No.18360093

I have photographic evidence of the contrary!

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Stop right this instant

>> No.18360539

Patcho shouldn't lie

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She's lying to protect the innocence of the remimimi

>> No.18360758

I want to leave her holes full of my filthy, stinky NEET semen

>> No.18360772

Remi has holes?

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Haha, look at this former head vampire now!

>> No.18364425

I demand that you delete this immediately.

>> No.18364459

Why is she lifting her skirt, I just wanted to buy a flower :(

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>> No.18366765

That's where she keeps the best flowers,dude.

>> No.18366802
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o-ok thanks
wait this isn't flowers
why is she straddling me now?

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There's no way she'd ever have to prostitute herself. After all she happens to be a super powerful, centuries-old vampire who could simple kill and rob people off their money if needed.

>> No.18367184

I want to rape her navel with my tongue

>> No.18367222

Remi might initially think that seems like a good idea, but after she gets home with her nightly loot and finds her beloved sister split in half by the resident shrine maiden she might reconsider.

>> No.18367368

Remi is such a precious little girl. She's a treasure.

>> No.18367625

A treasure without a chest

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>> No.18377944

do you think remilia would wear diapers haha just curious haha

>> No.18378487

She is a bedwetter so yes.

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>> No.18381066

man i gotta find pictures of that hahaha just for laughs haha

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I want Remiry to bully my dick with her feet!

>> No.18382928

Love is when you want to become someone's footstool, right?

>> No.18386367

I think i have it.
Give me a moment.

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We all can tell that you too appreciate this stunning figure greatly. These flippant attempts at mockery aren't going to fool anyone.

The lady of the house has impeccable control of her bladder and doesn't just wet her sheets like a girl of her appearance would. She must have had way too much to drink before going to sleep. Any rumors about this are to be stopped this instant.

>> No.18386795
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You got me, I do appreciate Remi

>> No.18387112

I want Remi to end my suffering.

>> No.18387477

I want to continue suffering for the sake of Remi.

>> No.18387495

First you have to make it to gensokyo

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Remi is incredibly strong and would have no problem beating up any /jp/sie foolish enough to enrage her.

>> No.18394796

She has no chance against me, unless she knows my secret weakness of girls sitting on my face.

>> No.18394879

There's nothing more beautiful than a happy Remi.

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>> No.18395036

Why is she grabbing Reimu's butt?

>> No.18395037

I get the feeling Remilia is more popular on /jp/ than Flandre. I wonder if that's actually the case or the Flandre lovers don't post until there's a Flanfly thread.

>> No.18395061

That's what happens when you turn a character into a shitty meme

>> No.18400973
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check out this super cute Remiry, dudes.
I'm only showing this to you, you're not allowed to save this image.

>> No.18402239
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How is she so charismatic?

>> No.18402532

I want to consummate with remi

>> No.18403827
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it's a mystery

>> No.18405347

>"jaypea-kun! flan wants you to take her into her room to shower her your... thingy again"

How do you respond in this scenario?

>> No.18405352
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one job

>> No.18405379

I don't think she can shower with my thing

>> No.18405422
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It's a ploy to bite your dick off and turn you into an effeminate maid.

>> No.18405477
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Snuggle-cuddle slave.

>> No.18405559

Where do I sign? My dick is a worthwhile sacrifice to live the dream.

>> No.18405768

this picture makes me wonder if I’m a pedophile!!!

>> No.18405866

You just like playing with dangerous small girls

>> No.18413156

there's nothing wrong with vampire cunny anon

>> No.18415373
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Bet Remilia's torso is ripped but the rest of her body is feminine.

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>> No.18416430

In that case I want to gently touch her abs and lick them

>> No.18417310

I want to passionately make out with her navel until its all slick and glittery with my saliva!

Ahh~ want to pepper her belly all over with kisses!

>> No.18419514
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The mistress is endlessly annoyed and weirded out by these weird remarks regarding her midsection. It's gotten so bad that she has become very councious about it and why people aren't talking about her impressive(in her own words) chest instead.

>> No.18419856

Nice feet.

>> No.18420188

Flandre in particular appears to have hooves.

>> No.18420405

Remi and her chest impressive?!? It's a cutting board hahaha

>> No.18422095

Oppai RemiRemi

>> No.18424786

Why would anyone do that?

>> No.18432064
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What did she mean by this

>> No.18432763

She drank all of it to make you happy!

>> No.18432816
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But I wanted some coca-cola for myself!

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>> No.18433031

I want to put my tongue on Remi's tongue!

>> No.18433253

Can someone PLEASE post more pictures of remi going uu uu

>> No.18433497

Coca-cola is bad for you and she knows!

>> No.18434904
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Remilia la vampirina

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When everyone is watching, even Makai and the Lunarians.

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