/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18157722
Why would you need help when you already have good taste?

>>18157722
Wanting to pump her full of hot sticky goo is not love you dork.

>>18157722
Get in line, friend.

>>18157744
Good thing that's not the kind of love I have for her.

That's perfectly normal, friend.

>>18157722
Your loved Remi is my naizuri slave dude.

>>18157722
having good taste is nothing to be ashamed my friend

>>18157812
You are my wife dude.

>>18157802
Practicing getting mating pressed with Remi!

>>18157812
well remilia is my cuddle slave and has tried naizuri only once with me. she couldnt have even seen you since she never leaves my side

>>18157722
Remimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimi

>>18157954
mimiimmimimimimimimi

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>>18158022
best post on /jp/ 2018

>>18158048
Do not ow ow the Remi

Chuuu~

>shes not is 15.5

dropped

>>18160336
don't worry Remi will be playable in 17!

>>18157815
What made her so flustered?

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>>18160683
Anon offering his blood to her!

>>18157812
Remiry catching your spunk with her flat chest!

>>18163493
Like this?
https://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/ec/39/ec391d17caa4f1ec747a6903f2917f32.jpg

>>18158048
Someone post that picture of someobody pouring beans down the back of Remi's neck, please

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>>18163708
You fool! She is the master of the natto, she dodged the natto with no problem!

>>18163667
Yes!

>>18163667
>403

I just finished inside Remi on hard mode! It was our first time finishing together!

カリスマ!

Touch

>>18163782
What is a Natto Seiken user doing with a Hokuto Stinken technique?

>>18168667
The remimimimimimimimimi need not follow foolish rules

>>18167880
カリスマ（笑）

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>>18163992
Rest in pepperoni Anon. It works for me.
Go pray to prostitute bunny then come back.

I have four days of sperm accumulated in my testicles, I'll offer this amount to the new megasoundorchestra Remimiry doujinshi!!

Ahh, burning Remi's unsoiled womb with my semen!

I want Remi to bite me

>>18157722
I want to fuck these pale thighs

>>18184591
avert your eyes this instant

I see you are a man of culture as well

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>>18186955
Remi appearing on the TV series Undercover Boss!

>>18186955
The very helpful Remi!

>>18184787
Censor this navel immediately.

>>18194602
here you go

>>18194626
Make the chest flatter!

Cute CUTE

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Calling the police now

>>18195079
Police cannot arrest us now.

Cute Remi belly. Cute CUTE

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>>18194786
Sorry for this abomination.

>>18195165
You need to censor that belly. Men have died after after realizing they will never prpr a remimi belly

I want to marry Remi's belly!

I'm not a pedo
I'm not a pedo

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>>18196695
She is like 450 years older than you, she is a pedo

>>18196718
pedo = attraction to prepubescence, not to those significantly younger than you.

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>>18196790
nope, that would be extremely unfair to people with poor to no development at all

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>>18157722
>HELP! I'm in love with Remi.
My condolences.

Does anyone else get an intense desire to serve and place yourself beneath ojou-sama when stumbling upon pictures of her??

the idea of a busty remi is my ideal wife.

>>18198858
That's weird, I get that too. I also get the feeling that letting her drink my blood would just feel really great, so great it makes me want to beg her to feed from my veins. Weird, huh?

>>18198858
I do. It's literally the only reason I care about her, but nothing would make me happier.

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>>18200571
Remi is rude as hell. She should be forcefed natto herself as a punishment.

Is Remi's hair light blue or dark blue?

>>18201381
She's a vampire, it's whatever colour she wants it to be.

>>18202604
Remi with red hair?

>>18201381
Neither. She actually is completely bald and wears a very convincing wig.

Could it be that the Remimi is neglecting her sister's needs for social interaction?

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I want to run my fingers on the mistress' rib bones..

>>18209581
more like "remini.jpg", am I right fellas?

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>>18157722
I just purchased a remi fumo, but I think it's bootleg! I hope remilia forgives me!

>>18214254
Post pictures, I'll tell if its a bootleg or not.

t. remixpert

I want to serve under the mistress!

>>18214601
I want to literally serve under the mistress!
That's right, I want to be her donkey! Her mule! Her loyal chair! I want ojou-sama to SIT on me!

>>18214349
This is the doll. I thought it was cute and being the the cheap little jew I am, I purchased it as a congrats to myself for building a new pc. However, I looked at it closer and realized that it looked a tad different from the original doll, and that it came from China. It's cute, so i'll keep it, but I'll be sure to purchase a real fumo next time.

>>18214783
That's literally without question a bootleg, the Remimi would not know whether to laugh or cry!

>>18214783
fake as hell, dude.

>>18214783
I have that same one, I was impressed with it. 5$ and it looks decently nice.

Bootlegs need love

>>18163992
Put question marks at the end of URLs when you get 403.

>>18163708
this but down her skirt

>>18214254
Of course ojou-sama will forgive you! It is the thought and undying need to serve under her that counts!

I sworn love to my lady Remilia, but the police came to my house!

>>18218570
you didn't do it proper, obviously

>>18218570
Of course, undead sympathizers should be all in jail

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Bumping this thread for ojou-sama!

Please describe in great detail what would it be like to cuddle with Remi onegai

I want to make the Remimiry a Mommiry

>>18223384
It happens.

People say she has a great ass but I always though her legs+thighs were top notch.

>>18231459
Remilia having raided the fridge again?

>>18233350
it's a fucking cartoon my dude

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>>18233412
A fucking cartoon with a great set of legs!

Do not lewd lewd the Remi!

>>18233425
now THIS is the ideal remi.

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>>18233446
No one stops Roki from lewding 2hus

>>18233425
Frickin' delete this!
The Remiry is for petite and slender.
Go to boobhu the Patcho

>>18233464
breast remi is an acquired taste, but it is far sweeter than any other.

Full-grown oppai Remi suits the smug confidence more than slender loli Remi. Nothing against the latter, but it's a nice change of pace. And my dick actually likes the non-loli too, instead of just my submissive instincts.

>>18233464
I thought Patcho was already the Fatcho

>>18233735
I kind of want to see clownpiece as an adult.

>>18233833
Thanks to Yukarin, you can now

I fuckin hate Remilia dude

Dangerous Remi.

>>18233735
I prefer the gap moe with cute loli Remilia trying to act like Count Dracula. I swear I'm not a lolicon though.

>>18234293
That's Tenko.

/jp/ is lolicon.
Anyone else is just an invading piglover amongst our ranks.

>>18234356
I'm an invading masochist who lets his desire to serve and worship the Remimi overcome his lack of physical attraction to her.

>>18234356
What if I love both perflat and saggers?

>>18234883
Then you have the best taste

>>18160778
that artstyle looks really good

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>>18236956
i want her

>>18234335
Yeah and she fucking HATES remiria

>>18208757
Not at all, Flan and I have been married for 11 years and have 7 children. She gets plenty of (inter)action.
Remilia is the one who has become neurotic over still being single. I hope one of you anons confesses so she can mellow out.

>>18157722
I'm in love with Remi's ASS!

Ahh, I want to press my ear against her belly and hear how the mix of my hot semen and blood sloshes inside!

My glans is in love with Remi's cervix!

I want to put Remi in bed when it's her naptime and see as she cutely puts on her nighttime pull-ups!

I want to serve Remi for a lifetime then have her wisk me away into the sweet embrace of death!

Remi`s figurine costs 17000 yen! I`ll have to sell my liver to buy it!

>>18242122
A sound investment for the adoration of the mistress!

>>18242122
Dude, it's, like, a week's worth of work (or a day if you're a good freelancer).

>>18242122
I want to hotglue a Remimi fig.

>>18240380
11 years with 7 children? With the body of an 8 year old?
that must not be fun.

Dental inspections are essential for a healthy mistress!

>>18158048
>>18163708
>>18234293
I like you guys.

>>18248551
I will inspect my lady's tonsils with my penis!

>>18248563
Do not die die the Remi.

>>18248720
That doesn't sound very healthy

>>18248720
Your bepis won't fit in though, just look at that mouth!

The police are after me after I told everyone I love Remilia!

>>18251013
but she is 500 years old, officer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkEzafPQA0A

remy eat a soupe

>>18240380
I'll confess!!!!

>>18253760
How long can Remi survive floating through the endless void of space?

>>18253934
man this image is so weird

she has the face of a porn star and the body of a toddler

>>18254189
So, just Remi then?

What would sex with Remi-sama be like? Would she enjoy domming me?

>>18257523
It would be extremely pleasurable

My lady Remi-sama's body is pretty remarkable, isn't it?

I'm... a lolicon!

>>18253934
Love that smol Sakuya.
It is interesting what chubby arms and short height could do though

>>18257523
Probably one of the top 10 tightest 2hus of all.
Even if you're average down there, it would still hurt your dick and her cute pussy a bit if she isn't wet enough, but overall it is probably like fucking one of those loli onaholes yet it eventually accommodates perfectly to your benis :DD

>Would she enjoy domming me?
Yes but she will also love you tenderly if you were obedient enough. She is still a cute sweet girl.

>>18259002
I want remi to call me a good boy..

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ahh, I want to manhandle the Mistress's petite loli body!

Is this fate?

Zombie master!

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being a butler in the SDM directly on remi's beck and call must be heaven

I`m glad she landed in top 10this year too

>>18285111
Sasuga japanese lolicons

A Remi thread reaching page ten before the bump limit? You better have a good excuse for such insulting behavior.

>>18301021
I was drunk. Sorry my mistress.

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>>18302146
God I wish that were me

>>18196666
Given how often it is brought up what is the difference between her midsection and that of her sister? Which is better looking?

>>18302146
fkey Remimi has the best embarrassed facial expressions

seeing her making a fool of herself to such a degree was delightful

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Ahh, I want to cum in her butt...

>>18308371
you won't be allowed that though

too bad

>>18308371
The best way to accomplish this is to assault her when she's at home. Can't kill you cause blood would platter the irreplaceable carpet, can't just fly away since you might be a one pump chump that will jizz on her furniture.

>>18308406
Yes so better let you cum inside, very resonable as expected of Remi.

Please stop lewding the Remiry, she is for innocent loving. There's already Flanflan and Sakuya for the thirsty boys.

>>18308659
Remilia is for passionate fucking!

what is she whispering into her ear

>>18313680
"I made Satori read your mind, do you really think Koishi would let you do that to her?"

My family is calling the police when they saw all my remi pictures!

>>18314397
Why!

>>18314440
They said pedophilia will not be tolerated!

>>18314447
Tell them that Remi is old enough to be your virtual grandmother

>>18314447
Remimi is over 500 years old, dude, your parents are stupid, no offense.

>>18314851
but she has a puffy vampire cunny

>>18315061
Point taken.

>>18208757
What about flans sexual needs for a good tummy rub

>>18315061
>bodyshaming
fucking shitlord

>>18308659
She might go a little too rough with her potential partner. It doesn't appear that she has the best of track records when it comes to managing her immense strength around those who are fragile to it.

>>18315433
That's a very peculiar desire on her part. Come to think of it one has to wonder how far she's clued in on that sort of thing. Remilia would probably be too annoyed or weirded out to let her sister indulge in such pervy behavior.

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I want to feed the mistress my bodily fluids!

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>>18317785
Cute cutting board you have there remiremi!

I want to paint it in my semen~

>>18315174
I want to roughly slap and grope that petite ass, lift her from the floor with my hand grabbing her ass

The Bean Queen

>>18323037
>flandre at PC

can someone post remi doing the uu uu

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>>18315174
remiremi is turning me into a lolicon!

Someone help me!

>>18326973
Get your mind out of the gutter.

>>18327036
Why does the Remimimi have 2 apples on her bed? Is she stupid? Sakuya is going to spank her for not eating her food in the kitchen!

>>18327036
Cute spine

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm14914849

Why does the mistress love beans so much

I don't like beans

>>18337205
Because Sakuya said she would grow up big, and strong, and with a big chest!

I want to mating press Remi so bad, so fucking bad

>>18337539
I want to mating press her belly with my tongue

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>>18337788
I want to watch these jpsies taking turns to mating press remiremi

I miss him.

Oppai Reno is best Reno!

>>18344526
Frickin' delete this

>>18337213
Sakuya doesn't strike me as a person who'd know anything about big chests or how to obtain them in the first place.

Still amused by the mental image of Remi forcing large amounts of them down her throat to the point of almost puking every day, hoping that she will end end up with huge saggers eventually.

>>18345752
It worked!

>>18346428
No no, they need to grow even more!

>>18345752
Maybe one day...

>>18346434
Now Flan’s joining her big sis

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>>18346450
Neither of those homely broads look even close to her at all. Just some random hags dressing up as the Remimi.

>>18346454
I'm not fooled by round objects stuffed underneath shirts to look like boobs.

What would Remi's milk taste like?

>>18348786
Anon, remi is the one being breastfed by Sakuya, not breastfeeding Sakuya!

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>>18348786
>>18348852
Now, now. Oppai Remimi is an acquired taste, but it is all the more delicious for it.

GIVE US YOUR BLOOD!!!

>>18349523
get those filthy cupheads shits out of here

>>18349607
Nothing wrong with those. The two of them look pretty cute in that style. And besides, they are quite bad at the whole blood-sucking business. Nothing more than a few empty threats that only serve for show purposes and attention grabbing.

Remi can suck the blood out of my engorged thing!

>>18350337
it would be extremely painful

truly a frightening sight to behold

vampires don't get any spookier than this

I want Remi-sama to dom me and fart in my face!

>>18327064
They're for later use. Let's leave it at that.

>>18358544
Remi is a pure girl who doesn't fart!

Remember chupa chabra? Isn't that Australian cryptid?

>>18359834
Peeing is fine too.

>>18359834
I have photographic evidence of the contrary!

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>>18360093
Stop right this instant

>>18360515
Patcho shouldn't lie

>>18360539
She's lying to protect the innocence of the remimimi

I want to leave her holes full of my filthy, stinky NEET semen

>>18360758
Remi has holes?

Haha, look at this former head vampire now!

>>18360894
I demand that you delete this immediately.

>>18360894
Why is she lifting her skirt, I just wanted to buy a flower :(

>>18360894
DELET

>>18364459
That's where she keeps the best flowers,dude.

>>18366765
o-ok thanks
wait this isn't flowers
why is she straddling me now?
help..!

>>18366802
>>18360894
DELET
THIS
RIGHT
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>18366802
There's no way she'd ever have to prostitute herself. After all she happens to be a super powerful, centuries-old vampire who could simple kill and rob people off their money if needed.

>>18366802
I want to rape her navel with my tongue

>>18367178
Remi might initially think that seems like a good idea, but after she gets home with her nightly loot and finds her beloved sister split in half by the resident shrine maiden she might reconsider.

>>18359895
Remi is such a precious little girl. She's a treasure.

>>18367368
A treasure without a chest

>>18367625
BURN

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do you think remilia would wear diapers haha just curious haha

>>18377944
She is a bedwetter so yes.

>>18377944
Bloomers.

>>18378487
man i gotta find pictures of that hahaha just for laughs haha

I want Remiry to bully my dick with her feet!

Love is when you want to become someone's footstool, right?

>>18382928
No.>>18381066
I think i have it.
Give me a moment.

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>>18367625
We all can tell that you too appreciate this stunning figure greatly. These flippant attempts at mockery aren't going to fool anyone.

>>18386379
The lady of the house has impeccable control of her bladder and doesn't just wet her sheets like a girl of her appearance would. She must have had way too much to drink before going to sleep. Any rumors about this are to be stopped this instant.

>>18386683
You got me, I do appreciate Remi

I want Remi to end my suffering.

>>18387112
I want to continue suffering for the sake of Remi.

>>18387477
First you have to make it to gensokyo

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Remi is incredibly strong and would have no problem beating up any /jp/sie foolish enough to enrage her.

>>18394040
She has no chance against me, unless she knows my secret weakness of girls sitting on my face.

>>18394040
There's nothing more beautiful than a happy Remi.

>>18394879
Agreed

>>18394040
Why is she grabbing Reimu's butt?

I get the feeling Remilia is more popular on /jp/ than Flandre. I wonder if that's actually the case or the Flandre lovers don't post until there's a Flanfly thread.

>>18395037
That's what happens when you turn a character into a shitty meme

check out this super cute Remiry, dudes.
I'm only showing this to you, you're not allowed to save this image.

How is she so charismatic?

>>18400973
I want to consummate with remi

>>18402239
it's a mystery

>"jaypea-kun! flan wants you to take her into her room to shower her your... thingy again"

How do you respond in this scenario?

>>18405347
one job

>>18405347
I don't think she can shower with my thing

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>>18405352
It's a ploy to bite your dick off and turn you into an effeminate maid.

>>18405352
>>18405422
Snuggle-cuddle slave.

>>18405422
Where do I sign? My dick is a worthwhile sacrifice to live the dream.

>>18405352
this picture makes me wonder if I’m a pedophile!!!

>>18405768
You just like playing with dangerous small girls

>>18405768
there's nothing wrong with vampire cunny anon

Bet Remilia's torso is ripped but the rest of her body is feminine.

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>>18415373
In that case I want to gently touch her abs and lick them

I want to passionately make out with her navel until its all slick and glittery with my saliva!

Ahh~ want to pepper her belly all over with kisses!

>>18417310
The mistress is endlessly annoyed and weirded out by these weird remarks regarding her midsection. It's gotten so bad that she has become very councious about it and why people aren't talking about her impressive(in her own words) chest instead.

>>18415376
Nice feet.

>>18419856
Flandre in particular appears to have hooves.

>>18419514
Remi and her chest impressive?!? It's a cutting board hahaha

Oppai RemiRemi

>>18157744
Why would anyone do that?

What did she mean by this

>>18432064
She drank all of it to make you happy!

>>18432763
But I wanted some coca-cola for myself!

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>>18432064
I want to put my tongue on Remi's tongue!

Can someone PLEASE post more pictures of remi going uu uu

>>18432816
Coca-cola is bad for you and she knows!

Remilia la vampirina

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When everyone is watching, even Makai and the Lunarians.

>>18434904
Nice.