/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hi.

[Anonymous No.]

Every day is repost day?

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to 2006

Even though /jp/ didn't exist back then, we all have seen that image before.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any newer versions

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814218

Well we could make a new one for 2008, and post some original content for once.

You can start by getting your camera.

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>>1814229

I'll go cook some noodles in the meantime, ronery 08 x'mas /jp/ edition?

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>>1814234

>Christmas eve
>noodles

Well, we're off to a great start at least

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>>1814229
I'd love to do this. Going to look for a picture of a loli with a piece of chocolate pie, brb

[Anonymous No.]

every one should make there own version of one of the pictures above, then some one should put all of the best ones together.

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>>1814244
Surprisingly hard to find.

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>>1814208
Lol wow. That's fucking pathetic.

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>>1814299
You don't belong here.

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>>1814302

[Dust of Osiris !U4ZKgLjqPw No.]

>>1814302
>>BAWWWWWWW EVERYONES NOT A RONREYFAG LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.]

I'll get my girlfriend to take a picture with me in a minute. I don't want to interrupt her while she's cooking.

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>>1814299

Hi, i see you are new here, enjoy your stayAnd by that i mean go back to lurking /a/ until you have increased your powerlevel to acceptable levels!

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>>1814319

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>>1814308

Haha 10/10. Made my Christmas eve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814308
I WILL SAVE YURIA FROM YOU MONSTERS.

[Anonymous No.]

did this today, I promised /jp/ I'd do it a few months back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814229 Well we could make a new one for 2008, and post some original content for once.

Made one with Sasami. Not really sure if she liked Marshmallows though.

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>>1814363
She hates marshmallows. Good job, asshole.

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>>1814363

Still not original content aniki, you posted that one earlier.

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>>1814370
Oh well, she was far too polite to complain. Really it’s the thought that counts, isn’t it?

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>>1814386
Yes, that is true. That is why I said good job.

[Anonymous No.]

It is actually 25th on this side of the planet.

Merry Christmas /jp/, a fairly ronery one nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814378
Granted, on /a/ about 12 hours ago. I'll see about making more original content.

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>>1814416
what is the VN pictured here?
she looks like a cute girl to spend my christmas with ;_;

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>>1814460
You're right. I opened the image and my heart began to flutter. She is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814416
FFFFFUUUUUUUUU - Mamee Tom Yam ??
Christmas dinner goddammit ! Not a photo of your gawddamn cheapo instant noodles + fugly messy desktop !

Typical ugly Malaysian.

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>>1814234
>>1814243
If it makes you feel better, I just made my own toffee. Want the recipe?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>1814416

Do you live in your van or something?

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>>1814416
What the fuck is up with all the pink shit and the nail file. Flaming homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814509

Don't think everyone is manly on /jp/

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>>1814523
I don't. Doesn't mean I can't tease the fag about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Mai waifu and I at this moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814412
And here we go. How about Christmas with an icy waifu?

Also Merry Christmas as well /jp/.

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>>1814546
Did you propose to her yet?

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>>1814546

Then correct the date on your Casio EX-Z60, Aniki.

Currently set to 22.12.2008 08:41

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>>1814564
I have not touched the food yet as it is still melting in front of my computer.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

No food yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814546
Cut down the res, you faggot.
>>1814549
Oh wow. Lolipops for x'mas. Even 2D girls would turn you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814606
...Where's the hotdog?

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

>>1814606
Resized

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>>1814606
>>1814633
Needs chicken sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814354
Nice mouse cursor.

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>>1814620
It can't fit on your tiny screen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814675
No. Marisa's ugly mug doesn't deserve such high res. Lulz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814675
Touhou fags are retards. No common sense whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

I should get myself a camera.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!mGXYMm0qKk/ No.]

>>1814546
Matching mousepad! You're dedicated to this depiction of Marisa I see.

[Blick Winkel !arWAHAn1/. No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people do this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814697
my favourite image

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814713
For fun. If I had a camera I'd do it just for the hell of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just a poor brazilian that can't afford a LCD screen having a ronery dinner of beer and ice cream, don't pay me any attention.

[Anon of Neo-Russia No.]

>>1814697

Lovely Marisa, you are more beautiful than any danmaku. I only wish you were 1680x1050.

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>>1814773

But LCD is the cheaper, inferior technology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814871

They're trendy and I feel poor when I post pics of my room.

[Anonymous No.]

Original content

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>>1815049
Windows Picture and Fax Viewer ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815059
不渡り

[Misaki-chan is mai waifu !KRQGZtqKic No.]

My Miku and I, eating cake.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice and I won't be so ronery this year

[Anonymous No.]

is somebody compiling a new version from all of these?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815405
Nice keyboard, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815479
yep it is, only problem I have with it is that for some reason the bios on my motherboard won't recognize it. So i can't get into the bios menu or select options from the boot menu.

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>>1814695
fuck, I just hit my face on the screen trying to eat that

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>>1815561
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad I already ate, or I'd do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815548
I had the same problem in the beginning and it was really pissing me off. I was forced to plug in a different keyboard every time I wanted to change BIOS settings.

I did a huge faceplam when I found the "enable USB keyboard" setting in my BIOS.

The only con I notice now is the lack of printscreen key. I'm forced to use vistAIDS' snipping tool to take screenshots.

[Anonymous No.]

there's still new years partytime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1814695
IS THAT A FILLET OF FISH I LOVE FILLET OF FISH

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>>1815766
>I did a huge faceplam when I found the "enable USB keyboard" setting in my BIOS.

no i looked for that, it was already enabled, and I have several other USB keyboards that work. It's just something about this motherboard that just doesn't like the keyboard. My Asus one had no problem with it and it was older than this Intel motherboard.

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>>1814695
Look at how clean the bite is. Her teeth must have more precision than a CNC laser cutter.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1815801
Did you try enabling "Legacy mode support" in the BIOS?

I forgot which exact option it was, but my apple keyboard started to work after I played around with the BIOS options. Or maybe it was a firmware upgrade.

[Anon of Neo-Russia No.]

>>1815846

>>Did you try enabling "Legacy mode support" in the BIOS?

>> Mac keyboard

>> any type of software compatibility or BIOS booting settings

I believe good sir you are doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815811
Ronery at such height!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815846
i'll play with it some more but for now it hasn't been a major problem

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

I don't have a digital camera or I'd do this but someone put Japanese Bird Eating Spaghetti full screen with some seeds in front of their monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816115

Haha, I have plenty of birdseed from feeding the birds that come to my window/roof. I'd so do that if my mom hadn't stolen my camera to go take pictures of my uncle's hideous children.

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>>1816115

Doing it right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816115
but who would want a bird as a wai fu

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816139
Hey, at least she can cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816115

There you go.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

>>1816236
Thanks for making my idea / dreams come to life, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816236

Smaller size for future usage.

[博麗 霊夢 !1rAyMooPLc No.]

>>1816274
That would be more awesome if you didn't have the picture viewer options showing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816274

Awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1816288
>>1816295

Awesome mind.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>1816303
Kaiji is moe~

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>>1816580
mmmmm

[Anonymous No.]

Original Content? You better believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

bamp

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, I'd post something, but I don't have any food.
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1815766
I like your screens.

[Anonymous No.]

So is somebody going to make an updated version or do we still need more content?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817265
It's not even midnight on the west coast yet. Wait until tomorrow when there will be a lot more.

[Klein !Klan7ih6Qs No.]

Someone make a new one later. I didn't want to wait so the images would still be of a decent size / postable resolution.

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>>1817352

Well done.

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[Anonymous No.]

I went out and bought not one, but two nice confections, but I ate them because I thought this thread wasn't going anywhere. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817352

Good job, anon. And ronery christmas!

[Tatari !JERKwzbfbg No.]

>>1817352
Ronery, huh... But haven't we spent all night here somewhat having fun together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817623

The janitor was a faggot, but I had fun. This is how I like to spend my Christmases.

[60% !PqkMHODmXU No.]

Hey guys, /a/ said I belong over here with the cool guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Roneriness is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817886
You cloned your waifu and you're cheating on her with other waifus at the same time? Harsh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817352
holy fuck lol

Japanese Bird cooking Pasta

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, shouldn't you eat pasta, not seeds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817886
wow, awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817886

With such culinary skill and dedication, its a wonder why any of them are still ronery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817924
1817886 is here
You asked why?
Because ergoes and anime its all we like and need.
We do not need anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817942

You sir have enlighten me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817942
that is exactly right. also 暁の護衛～プリンシパルたちの休日～ torrent has been posted on getchu, fuck yes

[Anonymous No.]

My first Christmas with Amu, 2007

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817960
and by getchu I mean hongfire, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

My Thanksgiving with Amu last month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817980
She's pretty excited about those potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh hi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817994
Hi, I didn't see you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817960
>torrent
>getchu

WAT?

[Anonymous No.]

Why Japanese can be ronery with friend?

[Anonymous No.]

I love this thread.

But now I feel bad as I have no food, or a camera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1817924
You have to cook for yourself when you're all alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818040
Japanese are soulless robots, they do not understand how to play pretend.

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>>1818040
Anon delivered wallpaper.

[Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2 No.]

This is, no bullshit, the most sad and pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life.

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>>1818096

Sadder than a drug addict that steal to fuel his life?

Sadder than a wife who gambled her husband's saving and got dumped with no one to rely on?

Sadder than a lone elderly that dies at home only to be discovered dead months later?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818096

No one cares what /b/ thinks, bro. Shouldn't you be protesting something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818096
Welcome to /jp/.

[Remilia-Scarlet !NOUx2Remio No.]

Makes me wonder, if you're the kind of person that's bothered by this kind of stuff, why would you be posting, let alone browsing on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818096
The real Sad storm was on 2chan.
/jp/`s roneriness is so small compared to it.

[Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2 No.]

>>1818105

Sadder than the end of Grave of the Fireflies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818121

Then, you have yet the chance to redeem yourself from this place.

[Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2 No.]

>>1818105

Actually, even worse yet than Grave of the Fireflies.

Sadder than a US Marine whose feelings of inadequacy led him to slaughter an innocent and helpless Iraqi family in cold blood.

Sadder than a family who has no Christmas because daddy drank away all the money.

Sadder than a kid whose father dies on Christmas Eve and has to spend Christmas alone.

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>>1818144
I had a friend whose mother died the week of christmas.
Guy was broken.

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>>1818105
>Sadder than a lone elderly that dies at home only to be discovered dead months later?
This shit always really saddens and frightens me. I'm going to die spectacularly when I get old, no dying quietly in my home watching television with no one to find me for months. I'll be known as "that crazy old fuck who loves skydiving" and one day when I feel I've had enough of life I'll sabotage my own parachute in such a way that it looks like a tragic accident.

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>>1818118
Futaba was filled with 'everyone is having sex RIGHT NOW guys' posts, I think they have it worse than we do.

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i love you /jp/

me and Miku ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818158
That's not really sad.
Unless we get married, no matter how successful we are we'll die alone.
Maybe we should get maids to discover our dead bodies.

[Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2 No.]

>>1818154

And no matter how bad he got, he'll never be as sad and low as someone who spends Christmas offering foodstuffs and presents to a love pillow or a fictional character on a computer screen. That is as low as it has ever been, and I don't think it will ever get any lower.

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>>1818164
Hiring a maid just to find your dead body would be sort of awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do girls not experience this level of ronery guys?

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>>1818174
They're too busy being sluts.

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>>1818174
This is pathetic, even for /jp/. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818174
Look, we know there is a disparity between nerdy girls who have a boyfriend and nerdy guys who are predominantly virgins. I'm a girl and I'll answer as best as I can.

We simply enjoy the attention that we get from being female nerds, I know it sounds stupid, I know it sounds ridiculous. But as female nerds in whatever sphere, be it games or anime, we can sit at the top of the pile and pick whatever guys we want for whatever thing we want.

So for example we will pick the best looking guys in whatever club/society as fuckbuddies when we aren't in relationships and we don't really have to do much beyond responding to their advances. Asides from that we enjoy relationships too and it's the same formula, we just respond to the guys that show interest.

Plus I get the feeling that as a group we enjoy sex more than other girls because we are exposed to it so much through things like anime and manga. That's why you find that those of us who are into those hobbies are kinda what you guys would call 'slutty', though I'd just call us 'sexually open' because I think it's unfair to insult us for simply liking sex with different guys.

Hope that helped.

[Commissioner Red !5gFoSxriW2 No.]

>>1818174

Yeah, like women give a fuck about things like Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818166
>someone who spends Christmas offering foodstuffs and presents to a love pillow or a fictional character on a computer screen

this is what fags actually believe. What, you think setting up a pic and place your food in front of the screen takes a whole day? It's not like we'd have a meaningful day to spend otherwise, this shit gives you a fun meal at least. We'd be in front of our pcs on Christmas anyways just like you are now.

[Anonymous No.]

It astounds me how women can bitch about being ronery when the definition of ronery for men is something like "over twenty and has never had meaningful physical contact with a member of the opposite sex who is not a relative, ever."

Then women come and whine about how their boyfriends suck so they dumped them and now they're ronery.

I don't fucking think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818174
They have dolls to keep them company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818182
No boyfriend for 3 years.
No sex for 2 and a half years.

You are trying to tell me I'm not ronery?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818184

lol... yes?

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>>1818182
You're a fucking idiot. Anyone who has had a girlfriend/boyfriend and then loses her/him feels more lonely than anyone who hasn't been in ANY love relationship at all. Like you, from the looks of it.

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>>1818182
Yeah well, that second definition actually applies to just about every ``normal'' person. We're the exception here. If you go to another (shitty) board, like /r9k/, you'll see tons of men crying and going "I'm so ronery /r9k/ my gf dumped me and I haven't had sex in a week".

>>1818184
No, you really aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

I smell athens.

It was kinda having fun with this thread. It`s all ruined now. Who cares if women can`t be ronery. They`re pig disgusting and I DO NOT WANT anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818182
I'm not going to defend women, they're sluts. But I think it's retarded that ronery is "i'm a virgin ;_;" fuck you, that isn't ronery. Go masturbate, faggot. Ronery is the feeling of despair as you realize that you just turned fifty, have done nothing with your life, have never had a meaningful relationship, have noone to truly share anything with, your life has been nothing but lies and waste and you're going to die utterly alone without ever having known love.

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>>1818183
This actually looks fun.

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>>1818191
>feels more lonely than anyone who hasn't been in ANY love relationship at all.

There is a difference between "lonely" and "ronery". Being "lonely" is a perfectly normal result of temporary social isolation, but is a transient feeling that will dissipate once social interaction resumes. However, being "ronery" is a result of an entire lifetime, from birth to present, of contiguous isolation containing exactly zero relationships with the opposite sex. The female posters do not seem to grasp this concept - the presence of a single relationship or sexual encounter breaks the chain of isolation and eliminates the capacity to be "ronery", although periods of isolation following this encounter do permit one to be temporarily "lonely". These are two distinct concepts and the terminology is not interchangeable.

You are a girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818198
Ronery is not a word. Anyone, girl or not, can give it any meaning they want. Whether you or anyone else considers it to be a synonym of "lonely" or not is irrelevant.

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>>1818198
>exactly zero relationships with the opposite sex.

Why does it have to be the opposite sex? Are you implying that a platonic friendship with someone of the same gender as yourself is worth less than a short fling in high school?

And the premise of these threads is retarded. No matter how fat, disgusting and unsociable you are, if you take the initiative to better yourself and become more assertive, you can find companionship of some kind. But if you continue to apathetically wallow in self-pity while circle-jerking to other lazy, self-indulgent emos on an imageboard, you have no right to attempt to justify the perceived hopelessness of your situation.

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>>1818205
>lol is not a word. Anyone, girl or not, can give it any meaning they want. Whether you or anyone else considers it to be a synonym of "laughing out loud" or not is irrelevant.

Even if it's not a real word, it can still have its own connotation.

[Anonymous No.]

I KILL NIGGERS IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE

[Anonymous No.]

And so what was once a good thread is ruined by a /r9k/ hijack. Thanks for ruining Christmas, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ronery is not a word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818217
Christmas miracles usually come on Christmas night. Or is it Christmas Eve night? I don't exactly remember since I haven't watched Christmas movies in a long time, but let's just assume it's the first one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818217
Don't blame an imageboard for your Christmas being shit, blame yourself instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818205
It's a neologism from 4chan, what it's used in conjunction with reflects it's meaning.

>>1818211
Have you had flings then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818223

HURR DURR

I don't know about you guys but I prefer to spend the holidays alone. Away from people I don't enjoy but have to pretend I do.

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>>1818211
I was about to post about that.
Friendship is worth much more than love to me.
What can love bring you other than physical contact.
I've met people who are lightyears more interesting than any woman I've ever met.
I have nothing in common with women, we share no interest, in fact, I can easily say the only reason why I'd only want a woman is for the purpose of procreation.
Or if I were to find an interesting one.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

Sure are a lot of girls on /jp/ today.

Anyway, women can be ronery, it's just rarer than it is for men. Doesn't help that a lot (90%?) of girls who are into nerdy stuff are whores who give the rest a bad name either.

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>>1818231
>Women can be ronery
Athens, you've just destroyed whatever reputation you had.

[Goemon !zm6qBwPaT. No.]

Why do people take pictures like that anyways? Is there some sort of competition to be the roneriest of them all?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1818235

Female ronery = Turning down guy's advances because she knows deep down it would be a stupid facade of a relationship 99% of the time.

That's why female virgins are respected whereas we aren't. And rightfully so.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1818238
>Goemon

Hey, you are a girl aren't you?

What's your input?

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818238

Fun, perhaps? I'm not taking mine seriouly. It's not like I actually believe I spent christmas eve in the company of 2D.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1818245
I spent mine in the company of 3d (Akihabara@deep).

I hate these fucking family members and so called 'family friends' here anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818238
Because it's amusing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818211
>premise of these threads
This isn't the premise of this thread. Faggots hijacked it by mentioning women.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>1818211
emos are actually the complete opposite, they've actually turned 'social anxiety' into some kind of subcultural trait.

Plus if you asked an emo what being 'lonely' was they'd tell you shit about breaking up with an ex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1818240
But this is what a lot of male virgins do as well.

[Anonymous No.]

The thread has now been turned to shit. Thanks!

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