Monster Girl Thread

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Nip dragon best dragon

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Bakunyeti

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I want to steal from a Tanuki!

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>>18119497
I want to be given a tanuki as a toy who was caught embezzling from her family

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>>18119497
I wanna fight the Tanuki Occupational Government!

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Doragon Maid Idols

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>>18119478
You could always go with a harpy covering her lower parts with her wings and her panties around her feet.

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>>18119497
Her heart? Her virginity?
Thieves get leglocked up, you know.

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>>18119527
I ordered the Doragon Maid with a D-cup.

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New commission of mine and another Anubisfag's waifus together! A bit of bullying and teasing going on in this one, but they're as cute as ever!

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>>18119539
Some assembly required

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>>18119542
>"Screw the rules, I have green hair."

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>tfw you'll never impregnate a lilim

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>>18119542
That's criminally cute.

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[x] Touch Reverse Scale

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>>18119542
The small should fear the big!

Unless the big drank a loli potion ike she used to.

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>>18119571
She looks yan

>>18119542
Cuties!

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>>18119571
Are you just going to post this every thread now? Even if thats a yan you should still rub that Reverse Scale so much that she bounds you for at least a month.

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>>18119581
It’s only a once a year occasion thing I’m sorry, I’m sorry.

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>>18119593
Everyone looks at holstposter and says to themselves "I want to be a meme too!"
I just throw them all in the filter.

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>>18119581
How on earth did you know it was that guy's anubis?

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>>18119617
It may be our resident waifu analyst.

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>>18119617
What the fuck? Wasn't it obvious? The way he types and his fetishes makes it pretty obvious, especially if you've been seeing those peeps from beginning to end.

>>18119603
Don't lie to me friendo, you were super into it back then when we talked and you were vocal about it. It's okay to have those desires

>>18119627
Nope.

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>>18119617
One guy has an Anubis with greenish hair.
Another makes her wear clothing with a tinge of red flair.
And a third wants to fuck an Anubis on top of a Nightmare.

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>>18119608
>using filters
Weak, besides I'm pretty sure it's just the same guy trying to force a new meme each time.

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The day is the wife whom I elude
The one to whom I should be right
Although forewarned by peers and kin
I always get into the night
Mother always warned me such
Being a nocturnal soul
Besides just being simply strange
Spawns from some illness of the mind

But the night, she calls me
She calls me, she calls me
She calls me, she calls me
She sways in her velvet dress
And pulls me towards her in the dark
While the others rest, While the others rest.

Heed the call the time has come
For all you children of the night
Gather 'round like suckling dogs
Mothers come she is the night
Come with me to the other side
Make the girl in black your bride

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Oh no! You've bumped into your old Lich Master at a bar and she's asked how your necromantic endeavors are going, with all you've learned from her!

How do you convince her that you haven't just been using the ability to summon Undead as a booty call?

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>>18119645
I'm still unsure whether or not Greeny is the one that came because of the lego. There are around four anubisfags and the only one I can point my finger at and say "It's you." without hesitation is the lolinubis guy.

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>>18119653
By talking enough nonsense and buying her enough drinks hoping she'll believe me by the end of it.
Besides I'd have only done it once or twice to fuck low level zombies out of desperation, the rest would be perfectly legitimate necromancy!

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please stop im sorry for how I was. It’s not me anymore please stop

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>>18119617
If you were here awhile ago and you can recognize the brown-haired Anubisfag's posting style, you'd easily realize he was the one going on and on about wanting his waifu to take loli potions but that that didn't make him a lolicon. He has since quieted down about that bit even though plenty of people told him it was just fine to be a lolicon.

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>>18119661
I know of three Anubisfags, one of whom I refer to as Anubisfucker, and I also know of the one lolinubis guy who's in the closet.

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>>18119677
I'm not him, and I was at least half of that sperging.

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>>18119690
Wait, so the lolinubis guy just up and disappeared?

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>>18119694
He was abducted by Sabbats

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>>18119653
>How do you convince her that you haven't just been using the ability to summon Undead as a booty call?
If you mean "Get the undead to do housework and maintenance because i'm far to lazy to do it" than i would have to say i have been putting them to good use.
Also get her drunk so she doesn't ask what i mean by "good use."

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>>18119694
Oh, I'm not trying to imply I was the guy you were responding to.
Just that I'm a third party who remembers that argument well because I was rather involved.

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>>18119705
Aah, gotcha.

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>>18119677
>>18119705
I wonder how long until he does a loli waifu commission then.

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>>18119542
>tfw still don't know the taller one's name
I must know.

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please stop it

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I want to visit the oppai loli pharoah's kingdom and see her works.

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>>18119727
There's nothing wrong with lolis anon.
Shit, I'd use the occasional temp potion with my waifu.

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>>18119675
?

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>>18119727
Nah man, we're having a reunion of the Anubis cub fucking club.

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>>18119703
That bat has some wide thighs.

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>>18119727
Try not to worry about it too much, these things happen.

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>>18119725
I think he told us once a very long time ago, but someone here made fun of it and I can't remember what it was. Please do not bully the Anubisfag about names or lolis, he's good people and doesn't deserve it.

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While I'm anticipating this and all, is it even possible that this will be translated anytime soon? Do we even know if somebody is willing to buy it, let alone scan and translate?

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>>18119770
That much smug should be illegal.

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>>18119664
>perfectly legitimate necromancy!
Getting Zombies to do a musical number ending with the can can doesn’t count as necromancy.

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>>18119727
There is nothing wrong with secretly loving the Anubicunny my dude.

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>>18119681
We all know anubisfucker and his Zanubis. I always found it funny that lolinubis guy never talked about his lewd acts after he became more "popular" but know I can see he was trying to leave it all in the past. It's still part of him though so I don't see why he'd hate it that much.

>>18119727
At least people won't mention what happened before and those days when you were feeling bad about things.

>>18119759
He is a nice guy but I think he shouldn't go around apologizing and feeling bad that much. Makes him harder to talk to.

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>>18119780

Better give them the dick then

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>>18119792
>He is a nice guy but I think he shouldn't go around apologizing and feeling bad that much.
Confirmed for Canadian.

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Stop it please just stop, I’m not into that, it was just when I didn’t have more grounded ideas and stuff.

Please I know it’s a meme and just a bit of fun but please don’t brand it to me. Please we all make stupid mistakes. I’m so sorry. I’m sorry I’m sorry.

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>>18119793
That doesn't stop smug, it exacerbates it.
The only true solution to smug is isolation.
Let's see them try to act superior to an empty room, lascivious in a cold bed, haughty as they realize the husk their life has become.
Only as they try to hold together a bitter "ufufufu" through welling tears is the smug dispelled.

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>>18119792
>He is a nice guy but I think he shouldn't go around apologizing and feeling bad that much.
Eh, I'm a lot like him in that regard at least in real life so I don't fault him too much for it. Him and the other Anubisfag are the only ones I ever chat with outside of here.

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So there's:
Anubisfucker, the one who commissioned the infamous yuri pictures.
The Anubisfag whose waifu has green hair and eyes and wears white dresses.
The Anubisfag whose waifu looks more similar to the profile and wears armour.
The Anput guy, whose waifu is based off Anubis.

There also might be a fifth, I remember seeing someone talk about his Anubis waifu having orangish eyes, but I haven't seen him before or since.

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>>18119818
>a loli anubis slowly licks away anon's tears

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>>18119725
I remember one being named Nanu, but I can't remember if that's his.

>>18119802
"Pure" cinnamon roll suffers too much. >>18119818 see?

I don't see the problem with it honestly. People are just pulling your leg and you could just joke it about it, it's not like they are bullying you. If anything you just talked about your waifu and was a good boy, I don't think you caused any shit back in the day so there is no need to feel sorry.

>>18119830
I've seen a handful of people but I never really made a friendship with them. He doesn't have a reason to feel bad about posting.

It makes me kinda feel bad though, knowing that I accidentally damaged him.

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>>18119866
>I remember one being named Nanu, but I can't remember if that's his.
That's the green-haired one.

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>>18119782
I mean scaring noisy kids who won't get off my lawn and and fetching lunch for me. Musicals are silly.

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>>18119846
Those are the ones I know about.

>>18119872
Thanks for clarifying.

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>>18119872
Incorrect.

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>>18119866
>I don't think you caused any shit back in the day so there is no need to feel sorry.
He really didn't other than making himself a bit of a friendly bullying target with the whole loli thing. I mean, it's not like he did anything ultimate-evil-tier like Bob or Negawalker, or even anything minor like KDF and his mistakes.

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Please don't molest her tail, she's hard at work on a big story

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>>18119872
No, that's not her name.

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>>18119880
>>18119918
Oh, my bad then. What is her name?

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>>18119818
It's perfectly natural to lust for a loli anubis. And to want to french kiss her, to grope her butt thighs and flat chest, and to teach her how to fit a penis into her tight loli pussy and ass in every position you can think of.

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>>18119892
Yeah, I remember some shit going around at the same time and the posting style was similar but I don't think it was him as he already went into the waifu hole at that point.

Ganbare, big anubisfag! You did nothing wrong and should stop feeling bad about yourself and your love. Don't feel ashamed about your waifu.

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I love her so much

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>>18119907
Ok I won’t bother her. I’ll just eat all the trail mix she has on her desk!

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>>18119907
How aware of their giant tails are they?
Sure the tail is practically the real girl, but do they knock stuff off their desks? Get them caught in doors?
Or are they so able to deftly sweep and bob that those huge waving dakis are more of a dancing cloth than a burden?
Working in an office with them, do they have a habit of circling you as they talk, trailing that fluff in a sinuous arc?
Do they flick and oscillate as she concentrates or becomes annoyed, such that a squirrel stuck on her article is a distracting mess of fur?
I must know these things.

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>>18119949
>he already went into the waifu hole
Well add room for a new one.
Just set up a few commissions for Amy Love and her game show set!

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Riddle cats need love too.

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>>18119980
I want a riddle cat with big fat riddlecat tats

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How do you guys think girls would feel about selling their various fluids? Would married unagi joro sell their slime to men that aren't their husbands? Would a manticore that needs dosh sell a spine or two? Or would their special bits be reserved for the men they choose under normal circumstances? I'm aware that there's a market for things like that but would everything be treated equally by the girls they come from?

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>>18119977
>more lilims
Never enough!

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>>18119967
>Do they flick and oscillate as she concentrates or becomes annoyed, such that a squirrel stuck on her article is a distracting mess of fur?
I bet her desk is a mess a fur shed after a long day of gossip writing and ice cream eating

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>>18119986
I think they'd be about as open to it as people are in real life, maybe more so.
We have cam whores, blood donors, people who sell their bodies in various ways, etc.
I'm sure my Tanuki wife can help them keep it safe, ethical, and profitable.

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>>18119989
>spoiler
What the fuck you got against me and my waifu?

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>>18119977
>spoiler
Can’t wait to see the results anon!

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>>18120075
Are they cosplaying as welves

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>>18120092
elves*

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>>18119986
I always had a fantasy of being the boytoy of a group of biker manticores that specializes in illegal spine selling.

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>>18120078
>against
No, anon. In favor.

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>>18119703
LN has become a right mofuslut. Not a bad thing.

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>>18120115
>implying everyone here wouldn’t be a mofuslut if MGs were real

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>>18119967
CURSED image.

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>ejaculating inside a succubus' vagina will result in the release of such a huge volume of semen that it's incomparable to the situation of being with a human woman, or masturbation, etc. Along with a lengthy ejaculation, a man will experience a feeling like he's being completely sucked dry, and they say it's even possible for an additional climax and ejaculation to occur while in the middle of ejaculation.

Yo dawg, we heard you like ejaculations so we put an ejaculation in your ejaculation so you can jizz while you jizz.

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>>18119977
Damn I'm proud.
Looking forward to what you deem her to look like!

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I'm kind of thinking of adding an expy of the United States in this MGE story I'm writing. How do you think the order or rather demonic nations would look upon a nation that has emancipation and the right to all living beings, meaning it's heavily anti-slavery and anti forced corruption.

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>>18120122
>not wanting a meido or a wife slime

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>>18119977
Good luck on on your journey, new waifu fag.

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>>18119977
>spoiler
Oh boy, the only one who isn't shitey OC donut steel!

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>>18119986
You ever donate blood plasma? Pretty quick and efficient. Half my clients do it for extra cash to get through a week. Figure its somethin like that. Yer gonna get different results girl to girl though. Some may see no issue at all in it while others of the more yannish variety may think 'Only for husband! Only for husband!!!'

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>>18120155
Anon was later found nonsexually lynched by a group of lilims.

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>>18120150
>Anti-slavery
DrakeHappyPointMeme.jpg
>Anti forced corruption
DrakeHoldingUpHandInDisgustMeme.jpg

Nah but that depends on how you write them, mang. If you're making an alternate setting still based out of MGE you're allowed to take liberties to make it work, so long as it's interesting and internally solid with any differences pointed out so people don't just assume its 1:1 to the standard MGE rules and all that.

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>Demonfag used to talk about how he really enjoys the aspect of corrupting people to be accepting of monsters and how his wife was some big general or something that promoted it heavily
>Is now actively assigning waifus to random posters and pushing them to embrace waifuism
Don't you get it you fools?! He's one of them!

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>>18120151
thats more what I need more than I want

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>>18120188
Which Demonfag is that? There are 2.

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>>18120188
We must find the demonfag-or-higher obsessed with the polar opposite to defeat him.

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>>18120188
It’s fine. You’re just jealous. Stick around a while and you’ll have a waifu like us!
ONE OF US!!! ONE OF US!!!

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>>18120201
Baroness Demonfag, the one with the tall waifu.
Though I don't mind setting people up too.

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>>18120207
Its probably a little bit in someone's personality if they're into Demons that they like setting people up with monsters.

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>>18120210
I won't deny it.

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>>18120188
Too bad that Demonfag wasn't able to get to me, i already had a waifu.
Though what happened to the other Demonfag? The one that didn't do mass corruption.

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>>18120207
Aah. So that means you'r the super kinky childhood friend Demonfag.

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>>18120188
I'm kinda jealous of people finding waifus, got a few girls who I'm really fond of but none I'd really call a waifu.

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>>18120215
I'm right here. Never left.

>>18120216
Yep.

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>>18120217
You don't find a waifu, she finds you.

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>tfw no Last Supper picture except it's /mgt/ waifus

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>>18120226
>"except it's" memes
thats how 40k started

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>>18119653
>booty call
Excuse you. That is my wife, not a booty call.

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>>18120188
Haha okay mangs, come on now, I'm not secretly a portal-travelling Incubus haha that'd just be dumb and definitely not possible h-haha

Nah but its more coincidence than anything, I like anyone else just like generating fun scenarios and girls through greentexts with yous guys. I'm no good at long form creative writing but I wanna be able to contribute anyway, hence both those and the recolors, since those are more time consuming than skill intensive.
>>18120207
Eyyy, my blueberry lover from another mother!

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>>18120226
But who would be who?

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>>18120177
I didn't say corruption is illegal, but forcing it on someone makes them mad.

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>>18120234
Underrated joke right here

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>>18120122
I do find the popularity of foxes somewhat concerning.

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>>18119527
I want to give her all the love and adoration she deserves.

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>>18120207
You’re a bro. That’s all that needs to be said about you.
When the portals open I’ll hook you up with some tickets to her show!

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>>18119653
What if I tell her that I'm actually still a virgin? What If I also add that the main reason for this was because I want my first time to be with her?

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>>18120122
I have high standards for mofu, lolifoxes only.

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>>18120217
Most people never ever get a waifu. Most just use it as a synonym for "flavor of the month girl I really like today" anyways. Don't worry about it. You would know if you began to be actually serious about it. But odds are you won't and never will because of how obscenely rare it is.

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>>18120287
I have had a waifu for six and a half years.
Being attracted to other anime girls gives me a feeling of infidelity.

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>>18120250
A vulpine conspiracy, perhaps?

>>18120273

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>>18119653
>Lich master?
>necromanic endeavors
Lady what are you talking about? I’m only the groundskeeper!

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I want to impregnate a Doraf-type monstergirl during wrestlesex!

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>>18120297
>six and a half
Wow, that's just about the same amount of time as myself.
Kudos on the long haul.

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>>18120287
>"flavor of the month girl I really like today"
>end up being stuck with her for four years and counting
I wonder if my dad had high hopes for me.

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>>18120299
I'm more concerned that if the high popularity of foxgirls would make it difficult for a boring guy like me to get one.

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>>18120287
>tfw have my waifu mostly because I shitposted about her enough

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>>18120325
You the Holstaurus slowpoke?

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>>18120332
Nope.

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>>18120324
It's not like they're a rare species.
The many-tailed ones may be, but that's just a function of time.

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>>18120332
It's probably KDF.

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>>18120344
Yep.

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>>18120342
They seems like they'd be rare outside of Asia, or not!Asia.

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These chaos gods need to be banished onto another planet.

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>>18120358
Or at least to Mike’s house. He’s a prick.

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>>18120355
Coyotes are pretty close.

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>>18120365
Nah man, send them to Steve's.

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>>18120375
We don't talk about Steve here

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>>18120355
There's foxes all over the U.S. as well. At least where I've been.

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>>18120355
>>18120387
They're a common little pest here in Alaska.

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>>18120375
Anywhere but Dan's place. I hear that the school across the city was terrorized when the outcast transformed in a rage after someone insulted his nacho girlfriend and we dont want something like that happening again

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>>18120393
Actually, I'm reminded of an anecdote my father swore he saw out in the bush, of a fox guarding a living, uninjured mouse or shrew from a pair of ravens that were trying to eat it.
The fox eventually failed due to teamwork, but that would make for one hell of a cute bullying story.

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>>18119539
Here you go

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>>18120436
That's a lizardman wearing a meido outfit-you can't fool me! I want a dragon, not those thirsty harlots!

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>>18120445
>"I have proud Dragon blood, I swear!"

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>>18120436
Waaaait a second...

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>>18120445
It is a dragon, anon. Just a special one.

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>>18120462
>Just a special one.
yes ive seen that madoka magica ripoff, i know what the deal is.

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>>18120424
>and the breaks aren't working
>breaks

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>>18119770
Maybe I should look into buying it. My scanner isn't very good though.

>>18120304
So long as there's a mating press at the end.

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>>18120436
zombie dragon?

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>>18120470
Obviously.
Also this https://exhentai.org/s/c5f6d990e3/1044605-11

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How do you like your dark elves?

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>>18120491
Darker than that.

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Gotta say every time another waifufag is born or someone posts a new photo I feel a little less worried about being a huge fucking autist.

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>>18120150
I wonder what their relationship would be with Zipangu?

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>>18120491
armed and hopefully muscled

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>>18120491
Not MGE varieties, and >>18120494

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sluuurp

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>>18120499
What's the view like on your high horse?

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As always the wan is the best one.

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>>18120518
give me that gyaru goat

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>>18120518
The goat has great handlebars though, so it's a tough choice.

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>>18120518
I want to rub that kitten belly and feed her with rich-fat milk.

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>>18120518
Damn that cow.

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>>18120515
What horse? I still feel like an autist, it's just nice to see others do that kinda stuff too.

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>>18120411
>be me
>college student
>have a nacho girlfriend
>we fuck often, but don't live together because I live with 2 other guys in the frat
>Learn that I can transform now
>Found out while fapping and nearly destroyed the frat
>I'm now a full fledged incubus
>Plan to fuck the brains out of my gf next day
>Make her her favorite meal and pack it up for lunch
>Find her in the morning, tell her the day is all for her
>She starts yelling at me about how I'm insulting her by overcompensating
>Scolds me for not living with her yet
>Shouts about how I still can't transform yet
>Continues ranting about how she's feeling lonely without me, how she misses me, how she wants to do lovey dovey stuff but can't because STEM is hectic for me
>THEN scolds me about how I'm starving and overworking myself
>Shut her up by hugging her tightly
>She continues scolding and squirms for a few seconds
>Stops, takes a deep breath, then sighs
>Right then, the fancy girls clique shows up
>Sees me hugging and holding the outcast
>Start laughing
>Say how they're surprised that the loud ugly spider finally got a guy and how he's so plain
>Laugh at me, calling me a loser and a reject, who had to pick off the bottom of the barrel
>Gf moves jerkily in my hands
>Her face is in my chest and my shirt is getting wet
>ohnoyoudidnt.jpg
>Feel the rage of a thousand suns
>Transform into a giant spider with tentacle mouths
>Gf was in my embrace when I transformed, so rape the shit out of her by jamming as many tentacles as I can up all her holes, then fill her up by cumming from all of them
>Drop her drooling ahegaoing ass
>The bitches are dumbstruck
>Roar at them, and decide do do the same to them
>They basically run off screaming
>Shoot a web strand into the crying arachne and follow her
>A chad appears with a minotaur to subdue me
>Roar at him, show off my full power
>He instantly collapses spasming, minotaur wets herself, then collapses
>Continue roaring and screaming, prowling the campus leaving everyone crying, screaming, seizing
>Finally, a special force shows up
>Shoots a tranquilizer at me
>Black out
>Wake up at a hospital
>Tell the police inspector and the dean that I had never transformed before
>Doc unicorn backs me up, saying transformations can occur due to intense anger
>My gf confirms it, they have to accept it as power incotinence
>I get a free pass
>Find out that I traumatized the clique and that they are the quieter and more dutiful than the Physics majors
>I also caused ten seizures, mass hysteria and made the news
>Gf shyly tells me to fuck her again
>Mfw it's all worth it

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Do mgs have keep some of their animalistic characteristics?
>dolphin mgs click, and whistle to get you to follow them to their "caves"
>lioness/jinkos constantly dote on you while they make you food.

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>>18120518
They're all best. I want lifting advice from them, but then it turns into them wanting to lift my heavy nuts.

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>>18120541
Well shit, looks like I misinterpreted your post. I thought you meant "Wow, you're all autists" instead of "Wow, nice to know I'm not alone." Sorry about that, I should stop being so reactionary.

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>>18120518
Rabbit's obviously the correct option

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>>18120555
It's ok, I know you were just looking for a reason to lash out at the thread.

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>>18120518
>that rabbit
Toppest of unfs
Also that horse pussy is decent.

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>>18120491
As perfection.

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>>18120518
Cow is best cause she is the biggest, And I'm not talking about height though that does make her even better .

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>>18120518
I want the goat and want her now.

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Kikimora Wight.
Stoic, regal, dedicated.

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>>18120534
Don't do that to the poor girl anon. she is very shy and is going to end up melting.

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>>18120617
She is going to "start" as a zombie first, you'll need to "help" her a lot for her to level up.

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>>18120638
zombies>wights

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>>18120647
Suddenly reminded of that thread a while back where there was a huge talk about a 30+ zombie harem. It was a nice thread, I should've capped some of those posts.

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>>18120647
Liches > Zombies

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>>18119542
>tfw getting my first waifu comm done
Feels good.

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>>18120660
Incorrect.
>>18120647
Correct.

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>>18119495
I wonder how Yeti milk tastes.

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>>18120518
Okay but Rabbit's ass though
Like okay, the bigger girls obviously theirs are bigger overall but proportionally, holy shit. That thing is going to look amazing no matter what you put it in for one, and its going to FEEL amazing no matter what you put in it.

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>>18120686
that face

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>>18120686
Nice, of who/what?

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>>18120518
Cat has the nicest figure, proportionaly. If only she had horse's tits and cow's height.

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>>18120699
My Hellhound firefighter waifu. Her name is Ashley, or "Ash" for short. I'm getting Ittla to do it. I'm stoked.

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>>18120705
>What do you mean I can't rape the new transfer student in the hallway?

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>>18120618
I bet she purrs when if I pat her

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>>18120705
This image would be better if they were half sisters.

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>>18120705
about time you commissioned that
need to commission some waifu art my self

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>>18120686
Hell yeah it does, congrats man.
>>18120697
She's gonna lick ya, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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I want a shortstack dwarf to show me her family treasury

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>>18120736
>tfw you'll never slide into a Hellhound;s hot dog buns.

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>>18120746
it just reminded me of this comic
http://nedroid.com/imagesb/comicsaboutdogs.gif

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>>18120518
I want this one instead.

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[Anonymous No.]

If a demon/lilim/succubus's husband has a fetish for fit girls, does she cheat and become muscled by his SE or does she have to work for it?

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>>18120808
If she's lazy about it it'll be slow, or even possibly neutralized by her habits.
The best results come from at least putting in some effort.

[Anonymous No.]

Nidhogg when?

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>>18120823
Would you duel another anon for the right of being 'devoured' by her?

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>>18120836

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Mecha-Ryu!

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>>18120548
>Animalistic qualities
Anon, you don't know how absolutely dangerous that sort of territory is. Were you to implement that logic, Centaurs and Mermaids would have all the men. Why? Vaginal muscle control. Sure, you look at a centaur and write it off as horse pussy, but lo, that is where the true danger is. Yes, it's true that a horse's vagina can be quite cavernous (About as tight as the loosest negress floozie on the street corner) normally, but when properly stimulated it can become a fleshy vice tighter than the average Japanese school-girl. They also do something called "winking" where the vulva contracts vertically to let her clit move upwards and outwards. Mares have also been documented blocking the path's of human men and lifting their tails upwards and outwards. It's part of why nobody bothered to invade Japan; They were too busy fucking their horses.

Now, combine that powerful lust with a vagina that's blisteringly hot and able to stimulate you quite powerfully, and you have the apex land MG waifu. But, she has a fierce competitor: The Dolphin Pussy (Mermaid).

Normally you'd think that dolphins, of all animals, wouldn't be into humans. But, being the massive faggots they are in the real world (They literally jerk each other off with their prehensile dicks), they've been known to screw humans as well. How does this work? Simple, the dolphin beaches herself in the shallows, as it were. A word of caution, though, Dolphin pussies are EXTREMELY powerful. One wrong kegel flex and she could make your dick into a fine man-meat paté. This risk, is of course, balanced out by the fact that female Dolphins can and will time their orgasm to yours, so you have two bodies clinging to each other in mutual, erotic bliss.

Dare I say it? Mermaid and Centaur family vaginas are the event horizon of sexual organs. The Almighty All-Vaginas, if you will. Best part is they're all natural, no Succubus shenanigans involved.

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>>18120808
Speaking for Demons, they'll appreciate both the good old fashion sweat and work as well as the SE changes to maximize gains. But what's more, she'll have been doing that even before she gets him to give in and sign her contract. They're very meticulous creatures who research and scry and make sure they know everything their chosen man is into so they can optimize tempting him into the contract/marriage.
UNLESS, the man may have a fetish for seeing a skinny slender girl slowly get stronger and stronger over the course of their marriage. So she would make sure she has plenty of sexy gymbunny outfits for him to oogle her in as she works out in front of him every day, alongside the super-mega-protein boost that is his SE working on her body.
Succubi, going off the notebook, have a similar pattern of 'stalking' the man before they pounce on him, so she may have known previously as well and made sure to try and get fitter before she makes her move.
Lilims may as well, though I always imagined most Lilims are rather busy, as well as each sort of being the epitome of a different fetish in some sort of way. Like The Queen of Hearts is the quintissential loli, Druella is the quintissential "Evil/Mayadere" (as much as you can get in MGE anyway) and so on and so forth. But that's purely headcanon.

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>>18120849
Thanks for letting us know you fuck actual horses anon.

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>>18120548
>Do mgs have keep some of their animalistic characteristics?

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>>18120859
>what is Wikipedia

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>>18120849
...tttthhhaaanks, Hakutaku-sensei, but I was asking for a book report, sssooooo...

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>>18120849
There's also signs that dolphin pussy has an enzyme in it that causes you to stay erect.

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>>18120849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaHrRVv0qwo

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>>18120868
Look, I understand, most of us have a couple screws loose.
But you may want to get help anyway.

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>>18120859
Probably the most accurate piece of writefaggotry when it comes to fucking a Centaur is Vengeance. I'm not even kidding.

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>>18120849
While there might be some truth to that remember that all mgs are in part succubus. So vaginal control is something most, no, ALL Mg scan do to some extent. That would all explain how they can all "snare" a man after/during sex without using seduction spells, the sex is just that damn good. So horse pussy should't be many levels above, lets say, bird pussy. Different sure definitely I bet fucking a centaur would be a unique experience like no other, but better.. well that depends on taste.

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>>18120892
You have a lot of experience with fucking horses?

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>>18120896
I've read enough testimonies from actual zoophiles to know it's accurate on the body temperature of a horse, yes. Just like there's a guy who literally wrote an auto biography called Wet Goddess about how he used to do LSD and fuck a dolphin from an aquarium/sea world style facility.

He even laments at one point that the human girl would be like a 25% chance but the dolphin, if given the chance, would absolutely screw his brains out.

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When's this asshole gonna get the hint and fucking leave?

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>>18120874
Why this hasn't been researched is beyond me.

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>>18120808
At best she gets a little boost on gains, most MGs can probably gain muscle faster than a normal humans so if sh eputs in the effort is happens quickly but the effort still needs to be there. FYI all MGs can "change" their bodies somewhat do please their husbands, although we are not sure how they do it
it could it be potions
it could be spells,
it could be contracts from hell

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>>18120918
Or it could be the most powerful force of them all:_love_

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>>18120911
It's because an erection lasting for more than four hours is dangerous anon.

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>>18120927
Your girlfriend probably doesn't see it that way.

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I want to eat the fruit form a barometz, it looks just so juice, succulent and exotic. Shame i don't much care for her species, so if i could buy it form her somehow it would be awesome, maybe I lose myself in the forest while coincidentally guiding a couple of order soldiers I don't know. .

[Anonymous No.]

Do any monster girls produce secretions/etc that'd help build muscle mass?

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>>18120904
>Watermarks

God damn it

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>>18120907
It's a shame he hasn't been the boot yet.
Fucker spams TF/TG and feminist screencaps constantly and gets a slap on the wrist by having only having his posts deleted.

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>>18120956
O feel like that was actually in the minotaur's profile but it's been ages since I read it.

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>>18120944
I want to go for a bounce with Jellysheep.

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>>18120966
>feminist screencaps
???

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>>18120956
Minotaur milk can help you bulk up. They're basically protein shake dispensers.

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>>18120849
>Were you to implement that logic, Centaurs and Mermaids would have all the men. Why? Vaginal muscle control.
Eh, my dead elf can do the same thing, and she has the added bonus of not being a horse.

But by all means, you beastfags can wonder off fucking all the horse ladies you like, more sweet unded pussy for my sons when that becomes a thing.

>An entire undead capital united by marriage to your progeny
>Looong standing blood feuds brought to an end because somewhere down the line, your great great great grandsons have married into both families.
Must feel great.

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>>18120956
Oni sweat.

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>>18120980
>Necrophiliac trying to act high and mighty

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>>18120941
Well see that's the thing, Anon. You posted a Succubus. In most forms of media, and especially in the stories of ManyEyedHydra, their vaginas have a similar enzyme. It's like a rush of warm, sticky fluids while they climax on top of you. Given that MGE's Succubi prefer or outright demand cow girl position since that's what their wings are adapted for you'd be pinned beneath a rutting minx who keeps making you climax and climax over and over again until you go to heaven(tm)

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>>18120966
>feminist
what? I know its some sort of weird ass fetish(that even KC throw a bone at)
didn't know tumblr was getting in on it.

[Anonymous No.]

2018 is almost 2 days away anons! What new year's eve plans would you have with your waifus? Would you let your daughterus stay up until midnight and/or drink alcohol?

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>>18120979
Do would I lose fat or just go bearmode?

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>>18120999
Just more muscle, no weight loss, that's on you

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>>18120979
Good luck asking your tomboy mino friend to drink from her tap. She'd get really flustered and probably punch you in the arm while she uses one arm to try and cover her huge rack

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>>18120980
>Eh, my dead elf can do the same thing, and she has the added bonus of not being a horse.
you mean the onus right? because being knight atop your horse waifu is the dopes shit I can think of.

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>>18121003
Well fuck. Would there be any monsters who would magically help me lose weight?

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>>18120990
There is literally nothing wrong with necrophilia.

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>>18121011
yes lizard men and salamanders because they will train you until you are a war machine, no room for extra fat.

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>>18120979
I fucking hate the fact that I've been thinking about doing a Holstaur and Giant Bee sister pair all day. MILK AND HONEY, MOSES SUPPOSES

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>>18121017
>Fucking horses is just sickening, you savages!
>But fucking a corpse is completely normal and good!
That's some Bizarro Roman logic you got there.

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>>18121004
What if I promise to princess carry her and be the dominant one in bed after she helps me bulk up? Surely she'd go for that!

Besides, she owes me after sucker punching me like that.

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>>18120990
It's not necrophilia if they're still moving.

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>>18121043
What about a Jiang-shi who's forgotten her stretches?

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>>18121028
Do it fagit. You know you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

Freezing Nightgaunts in place with a strobe light!

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>>18121033
Anon, your just gonna make her even more flustered. It's not like she wants to be treated like a girl and have you become her bull or anything. And stop looking at the wet spots forming on her shirt. They definitely don't mean anything.

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>>18121046
Tape on a bullet vibe, she'll be nimble in no time.

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>>18120990
Look, not to sound hypocritical, seeing as how I'm calling out horse fuckers, but defending myself from being called a corpse fucker, there's a large difference between fucking an undead girl and fucking a literal corpse.

The undead fuck back, firstly. And that's not even getting into the psychology of it all.

Whereas horsefags are fucking the rear end of a literal horse. 0 difference between them. If they're lucky the girl will use her flexibility to bend back and give you a handful of tit to grope to remind you it's not really a literal horse.

I bet there are tonnes of cases of drunken mistaken identity out in the country though. It'd be pretty hilarious.
>Husband gets flirty when drunk
>Comes home and sneaks up on his wife
>Eats her out a little bit before giving her a thorough pounding
>Cum deep in her womb, she whinnies in orgasm weird, but maybe she's just really into it
>This happens for months

>Eating breakfast one day with the waifu, hear a crash from the stables
>A centaur wonders out, strangely familiar for some one you've never seen before
>Her eyes light up as she sees you "Husband~!"

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>>18121050
I want to do a lot of things, Anon. Doesn't mean they'll get done.

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>>18121064
C'mon! Just one time. If she doesn't like it, she doesn't have to do it anymore. I promise.

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>>18121070
Reminder that it's not bestiality if they pass the Harkness Test.

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>>18121087
This is very correct.
Also applies to undead.

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>>18119967
How are they supposed to walk with a tail that big?

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>>18120956
Just marry a Deep One or Wendigo and instantly become huge.

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>>18121087
You can use this same test to justify fucking a sentient horse. It's still bestiality.

This test isn't worth shit.

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>>18120996
My wife and I would get drunk and have sex when midnight comes.

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>>18121097
>Moving the goalposts

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>>18120996
I'd go make some fireworks with waifu. It's probably the only reason I'd have to learn fire magic and add some nice colors to it so I can join her when firing up.
Because we'd be having a party all night I don't think my daughteru would be able to stay awake but if she did then I might reward her with some light wine. She's 12 after all and just a light quick sip won't do much.

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>>18121107
No I didn't. Or do you mean to say it's not bestiality if the horse understands you and consents?

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>>18121070
Kenkou-sama created the frontgina for pussies like you.

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>>18121095
>just marry a Deep One or Wendigo
That defeats the entire purpose of honing my body, though.

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>>18121070
Look no one or at least not me is thinking of fucking actual horses. Centaurs, at least the mge ones, have their vagina made fit for human use, so any claims of bestiality are either invalid or could be applied to all other non human races.

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>>18121125
>Frontgina
Pffft, what, do you expect me to believe that the frontgina is some how linked all the way down her horse body to connect to her horse pussy? Some passage, perhaps lines with cervical choke-points and if you had a cock huge enough you could split her frontgina wide, plunge all the way down the length of her horse body to cum into her horsepussy, and impregnate it there so she can safely give birth to a centaur?

Hah.

>>18121149
>could be applied to all other non human races.
Last I checked cat girls had a pussy between their human thighs, not at the back end of a cat.

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>>18120956
Once you have enough sex and become a incubus it becomes easier for you, then you just need to put in the work, do the exercises to lose weight and gain mass and BAM!!! Muscle anon reborn!!!

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>>18121149
It's particularly bad for centaurs because the part that contains the pussy belongs to an animal. You're fucking a horse's ass, anon, no matter of the fron t is a human or an actual horse. That doesn't apply to other beastmen

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>>18121164
>having lots of sex and becoming an incubus
But the entire idea is to be strong enough to defend yourself so you DON'T get raped.

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>>18121179
A puzzling game.

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>>18121184
I'm saving myself for my wife, whose love I will have to earn.
I know most of you guys will fuck anything that moves but some people have restraint.

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>>18121179
A human can never defeat a Lilim, and that's what you're eventually going to attract if you "succeed" at defending yourself.

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>>18121194
>Forgetting Druella was BTFO by humans in one Order city they value more than the CG's used panties

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>>18120996
The only real new year's eve tradition I have right now it chocolate fondue with my family, but I don't think that would work with my waifu and daughteru as they're Kobolds who can't eat chocolate in my headcanon. Maybe they'd have some special pills that could let them eat chocolate just for that one night in which case we'd definitely have chocolate fondue. My waifu and I might have one drink each and we might give our daughteru a single sip just so she doesn't feel left out, but neither of us are big on drinking so we might not.

As far as letting our daughteru stay up until midnight, we would definitely allow it and she'd probably make it all the way there without falling asleep so the three of us could all cuddle together on the bed and watch TV specials. In my headcanon, most monstergirls wouldn't need nearly as much sleep as humans do and that would transfer over to their husbands too, so I'm sure my daughteru would stay up past midnight at least fairly often for this or that.

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>>18121193
>being this adamant about protecting your virginity in a porn setting
I don't understand this meme, not one bit.

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>>18121031
Typically, it's understood that animals cannot consent. However, a corpse doesn't need to consent since it's a fucking corpse.

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>>18121179
Anon, just start training to run. Humans have one of the biggest endurance in the animal kingdom, you become proficient in running away and hiding no one would catch up to you after a certain pint. It's the only way to be truly safe.

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>>18121214
>Not preserving your virginity for your waifu.
Slut.

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>>18121216
Meme. Humans are excellent endurance HUNTERs, but there are plenty of MGs that are just going to burst you down with a sprint and pin you, and then it doesn't matter how much endurance you would have had because omae wa mou shindeiru

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>>18121224
I'm a fan of a good half of the races in the encyclopedia, if I had the chance to sample the goods before settling down I would Anon. Yada yada used goods yada yada 'would you want your waifu to be used goods?' yada yada romantic first time.

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>>18121236
Not even monstergirls want used goods.

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>>18121216
What >>18121227 said.
Humans are good at endlessly and slowly stalking things until they're too worn out to run anymore or fight back. On the other hand, they're not exactly good at sudden bursts of speed, especially when it's needed to run away from something.

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>>18121070
Anyone have the "Horse pussy is great and here's why" screencap? Google and the archives have failed me. I feel like it applies here.

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>>18121193
How does earning love work?

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>>18121238
Honestly, I kinda figured that the races I would most likely waifu are kinda trash-level harem species, so they have low standards and wouldn't mind so much. Simple-minded girls and all.

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>>18121236
>Yada yada I'm a selfish unrepentant whore and I don't care if my wife has to settle for used goods yada yada
>Yada yada I totaly expect my waifu to not be a whore tho yada yada

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>>18121258
>calling your future wife "trash-level"
nice

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>>18121279
Ok, that is something I actually kind of regret typing. I meant more along of the lines of level 0 mobs and stuff, not that my intentions probably matter now.

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>>18121168
>>18121162
Lamias and their sub species , arachne and their sub species , krakens, oomudakes, giant ants and mermeids are no more monstrous and contain no more "animal" parts than centaurs. Saturs stand on two legs and that's it, no other diference. If you discount their buttock harpies and their sub species are even worse thei have even less human parts. And lets not touch on the slmis they are all 100 percent non human thay are just blobs you fuck.

That is all ignoring the obvious fact that all of them are from OTHER SPECIES, fucking any of them would be imoral. Your MG waifu is shit and you are going to hell if you don't marry paladin-chan.

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>>18121262
>still trying to force shit memes

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>>18121289
>arachne and their sub species
You don't fuck the read end of the spider tho

>Lamias and their sub species
I find tail cloaca to be just as bad as horse pussy. Thankfully, only fagots like tail cloaca and most lamia have pussies in the right location, so those are totally fine.

>krakens
I'll admit I don't understand kraken pussy. Is it under them?

>oomudakes
Same as lamia

>giant ants
Same as arachne

>mermeids
Same as lamia

All your arguments a shit

>>18121306
Says the man who calls his own wife trash

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>>18121242
>>18121227
But what that entails is that if you can get away from them by hiding, using your small body to your advantage and ruining trough a dance forest, or outsmarting them in some other way and creating a distance that they can't close in you could simply keep running marathon style and they would never catch up to you. Sure you need to train more than just strait up full marathon running but it's possible to escape from MGs.

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>>18121289
An MG will never file rape charges against you for having sex with her while the both of you were drunk.

An MG will never post pics on Facebook of her kissing your best friend.

An MG will never murder you in your sleep so she can get rich off your life insurance policy.

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>>18121326
yeah but they'll also never be real so weight that against the pros

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>>18121326
>An MG will never murder you in your sleep so she can get rich off your life insurance policy.
I disagree with this one.

In fact it's quite common place for a MG to "murder" her husband and use the money so they both can abscond to an undead city and start a new life in a better place.

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>>18121340
You would think insurance companies would grow wise to this scheme after the first few dozen cases.

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>>18121345
It's a scam withing a scam anon! Follow the money trails, you'll find large and powerful Wight societies backing these insurance companies! Why do you think they still do life insurance? It's because they let these smartass monsters think they're playing to game, cheating the system, but in face, the Wights have them right where they wand them.

Productive and loving coupes in their undead kingdoms.

It's all a scheme man.

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>>18121326
I agree, but if you want to say fucking centaurs is immoral and fucking other MGs is not then you are begin a hypocrite and your argument has no merit. Unless you are not arguing from a moral stance and instead from a preference stance, in which case you the other anon who is probably just baiting at this point are a just a huge asshole and your subjective taste is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you suppose Nightguants sleep suspended like bats?

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>>18121366
She probably sleeps with the husband shoved up her ass though.

[Anonymous No.]

Regura scans when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121372
Do they sleep suspended like bats while the husband is comfortably filling her ass and pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121216
This song takes a whole new meaning if you imagine he is a shota being pursued by CC Monster Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmc21V-zBq0

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>>18121357
Not him, but
>I'm baiting
Haven't heard that one before. What did you magically think up a fresh justification for why it's okay to fuck the ass of a horse, and it is some how equivalent to fucking a lamia in her humanhole? You know, right where the hips are and the thighs would otherwise start?

There's only one way to spell horse pussy and that's "denial". I never really brought morality into it though, I'm just arguing based on the common view. I could care less if you want to fuck a horse, even if I personally find it gross. I mean, it could be worse. The centaur could have a cock of her own, and could be using it to fuck you.

So it's not like I think it's some 2gross4me threshold. I'm just pointing out that you're fucking the rear en of a horse, and that's only a step up from all the wonderland bestiality shit. You'll never successfully argue its equivalence any other MG. Asides from, like, a cat-taur sphynx or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121385
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121393
That sounds wonderful. Does marrying a Nightguant mean you have to convert to a nocturnal lifestyle? Or can a Nightguant be switched to a daywalker?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121389
>the sun will be guiding you
Yeah, right into her thirsty arms. Amaterasu a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121086
>'Ugh. FINE!'
>It's so quiet in your gym you could hear a pin drop
>Your Minotaur is kneeling next to you on the ground
>She's stiff as a board and her cheeks are burning red
>'Y-You promise I only have to do this once, right?'
>'If you don't like it, I'll never ask again.'
>'Okay...'
>Her hands are trembling as she slowly lifts her sports bra
>The fabric inches back, revealing more and more of her tits until the finally fall free
>Despite all her exercise, she still managed to have a rack to rival her Holstaurus cousin
>For a moment you just stare, her flustered face turning ever redder
>'Well? Stop just ogling my tits and drink, damnit!'
>You take her chest in hand, massaging the soft brown udders
>'O-Oi! When did I say you could just fucking fondle me like that?!'
>'We gotta loosen you up. Otherwise the milk won't flow.'
>The turns her head away in a pouty huff, trying to ignore you kneading her chest
>A small bead begins to form, and eventually she's dribbling milk from her nipples
>You heft a tit up in your hands, bringing her nipple to your mouth
>'Eeep!!'
>You begin to gently suckle on her, working the nipple with your lips and mouth
>The flow is slow at first, but it begins to gradually pick up
>Her milk is thick, almost creamy, and slightly sweet
>You can feel her body trembling as you drink, and once in a while a small moan escapes her mouth
>After several minutes you finally release her
>Her nipple is engorged from being played used so much, glistening with milk and saliva
>You move to get up, but she grabs your arm
>'Hey. What about the other one?'
>'Huh?'
>'You can't just drain one side, dumbass. It's not good for me and it feels weird being full on just one side.'
>She lifts her other nipple to your face, and you happily accept
>The flow comes much faster this time, enough to get mouthfuls of milk
>You feel something on the back of your head, and realize her hand is bracing you
>You eyes glaze over a bit, enjoying nursing from your girlfriend
>Once you finish' you look up at her face
>She's completely flushed an practically panting now
>Her eyes meet yours, and immediately she snaps back to an annoyed pout
>She hurriedly stands up, forcefully pulling her sports bra back down
>'Satisfied now?'
>'I am, thank you. And you?'
>She hesitates for a second. 'It wasn't... terrible. But don't get any ideas!'
>She starts to walk away, trying to hide the wet spot forming in her workout shorts
>'I'm gonna go shower. You better get fucking ripped after all that...'
>And she mumbles, just barely audibly, '...You owe me that princess carry, after all.'
>'What was that?
>'I said get your ass lifting!' She chucks her towel in your face before walking off in a huff

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to head on a world tour
See all the lilim realms and how they differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121366
They sleep while suspended from the ceiling like bats and the husband's hand wings firmly on their body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121407
>Anon does his usual work out, care free, makes it look so easy it's like he's slacking off.
>Minotaur leaves in a huff, "Never again"
>Goes home, realizes she forgot something heads back to the gym
>It's quiet and dark, there's nearly no one there
>Except for a rhythmic grunting and clanging of metal
>Surprised, she goes to look at who's training so hard
>It's anon, his previous carelessness nowhere to be seen as he focuses seriously on working out, sweat pouring from him, muscles wobbly from over use
>Mino smiles to herself, and gets lost in watching him try hard for her sake
>Leaves just before he finishes up, blushing faintly with a wide grin on her face
>"Maybe just once or twice more. He's working hard after all."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121417
My lilim's demon realm would be a vast green scenario filled with the best country succubutts and farm girls raising the bes fruits and vegetables. One bite out of those and you instantly incubize, with your semen getting a healthy taste and a holst ready to milk you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121417
Sounds like a fun adventure. You have my shield!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121447
>>18121417
And my mace!

[Anonymous No.]

Why haven't bubble slimes and giant slugs gone extinct already? It's stated in their profiles that they move extremely slowly and can be spotted from a mile away, which would obviously be a disadvantage when hunting for husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121366
they dont sleep
they wait

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>>18121448
and my Automaton bodyguard!

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>>18121289
That is by far the only normal looking paladin-chan i have seen. Every other paladin is a slut in disguise.
15/10 would convert just for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121450
Drunkards and retards mostly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121451
Nightguants are terrifying
>>18121450
ambush predators. Also bubble slimes can survive off the grime in sewers and caves.

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't unsee Selene as Shang Tsung

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>>18121452
Ok....But what are you doing?

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>>18121465
I repair the Automaton

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>>18121469
Ok, there we go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6IT9UMC8U

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121474
>ywn cum inside your Automaton bodyguard to initiate her self-repair protocol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121417
Hardmode: do the journey with female human adventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121479
>Jewbot
How Horrific

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121488
so what's easy mode? doing the journey with a monster wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18120543
Stop, I can only get so erect.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your Jabberwock in chocolate or vanilla flavor?

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>>18121507
If the journey was a game
what ever goal you have to do, it involves traveling though monster lands and meet various lilims
Difficulty determines your partner and some of the plot.

>Easy: with monster wife
>normal: alone
>hard: With steve
>super hard: with human female partner
>extreme: Team of human female adventures
>European extreme: same as extreme, but DE resistance is halved and one of the girls is a dragon candidate

Be sure to grab the "Lescatie nightlife" "Selene's gauntlet" and "Dinner with the queen of hearts" DLC Packs

[Anonymous No.]

Altoiris the Dragon Commander
Uncensored here:
https://i.imgur.com/qlyGs0V.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121549
Yes

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>>18121549
Vanilla actually. Normal wock is fine but the other one looks younger and slightly more open to a lewd adventurous life. I prefer my girls to be more cheerful too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121557
Those muscles are comically stupid, but it's not terrible.

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>>18121557
Is this by the same guy who drew the she who shall not be named ochi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121557
Its Ok but that waist is WAY too tiny for her build.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121557
That wyvern is jacked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121557
>Looks smooth and feminine with her armor on
>Has those things while naked
I only look skinny while clothed too so I understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121571
Yes

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>>18121557
That artist needs to learn how to draw muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18120491
Smiling, happy, and cuddling up with each other as we snuggle in bed together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121554
That sounds like a fun game but i don't understand hard mode

[Anonymous No.]

Eel mermaid still best mermaid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121586
it fucking shows, that guy needs to be commisioned for something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121549
Normally, chocolate makes me sick to my stomach. Slight lactose intolerance.

Chocolate Wocks are nice, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121557
>text
The fuck does she do, lesbo fuck her soldiers into submission?

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>>18121599
Steve would probably betray you to the monsters
I assume is that even if the goal in the game is a non-conflict one (like treasure hunting) you might end up distracted by sex and either get delayed or just settle down with your monster wives

The extreme and EU extreme modes would be interesting if the the women where corrupted one at a time, so we get so see a combination of humans and monsters before the big harem ending

[Anonymous No.]

Min-Max your waifus.

Gimme me your best ideas for combination of MG waifus (or a single waifu with a specific strategy if you can) to Min-Max your individual power as an Incubus in MGE.

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>>18121650
BTW
You must also take into consideration the effort put into adquiring those waifus in the first place and how quickly you can accumulate power.

The more power for the fewer amount of effort, the better the combination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121601
An unsung waifu. Can't believe I overlooked these for so long.

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>>18121650
Living Armor spec'd into White Mage.

She Protec.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121650
>Min-Max your individual power as an Incubus in MGE.
Get blessings, learn magic, acquire dragon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121650
Juggernaut build
Wurm, gnome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121650
I just realizes atla nacha isn't a arachne and the huge fuckoff spider is {you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121650
I don't know about viability, but getting Khepris + Dark Matter + Nurarihyon is the wombo-combo of incubization as far as I know.

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>>18121650
>>18121697
High-tailed Inari have the ability to channel their immense DE aura directly into their husband.

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>>18121636
Wouldn't that be weird?
>one of the group became corrupted by the last lilim they visited
>Now the MC has trouble fending off the new monster while the other girls look on in thought

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121697
>>18121681
>>18121650
What do you get if you wife a more mundane monster like dullahans or wyverns?

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>>18121636
Wouldn't that just be a lilim variety pack version of fallen maidens?

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>>18121554
What even would be the plot of the DLC?

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>>18121704
1. Get some occupation that is very valuable to monsters.
2. ????
3. Buy a wagonload of Succubus' Nostrum.
4. Chug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121704
I wouldn't wife a girl like that though? There is a reason both blessings and magic are in there along with training too.
If for some reason I ended up with those I'd just keep on living normally though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121697
>Khepris + Dark Matter
Exactly my main idea.

I would look to go for a long-term snowballing strategy where more waifus are added to the brood over time and their individual strenghts are added to the whole and myself.

Instant-transformation-giving species like Nightgaunts and like Atla Nacha would also be really useful, but somewhat limited in their growth effect.

>>18121704
>Dullahans
>Wyverns
>Mundane at all.

Mouse girls are mundane. Those two are high ranking monster girls in Demon armies, although they don't particualrily give their husband strong boosts besudes the ususla SE/DE loophole.
You could make something with them if you went for more girls and increased your ability to make sex more efficient but that's about it.

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>>18121722
The dinner with the queen of hearts would probably be like that Cheshire cat doujin on roids
The lescaite nightlife would probably be about the druella somehow, maybe visiting Elt
As for the gauntlet, you know how some RPGs have an arena mode? Its probably that

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>>18121650
Wight.

Just use her and her contacts to help you train in martial arts and swordplay, while getting tutored on magic and necromancy.

Become the Lich King.

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>>18121733
>more waifus are added
That's what the Nura is for! Maybe a Bicorns too, but Nurarihyon can supposedly make harems that reach the triple digits

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18121758
>but Nurarihyon can supposedly make harems that reach the triple digits
When the smoke hobo starts using weed.

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>>18121758
>triple digits
Then you hit the point of "all this power but no use for it" since incubi will always satisfy their entire harem.
Which means you will never get a single moment of peace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121777
Honestly the only harems that should teach triple digits are mouse or devilbugs harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121786
>>18121777
The only harems that should reach triple digits are the ones where you're perfectly fine neglecting 90% of your girls, 90% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121770
>>18121777
>>18121786
That's why you need to invest in SE/DE Exchange Efficiency to make the most out of every single moment.

You can specialize the Multi-Tasking branch, where you can go through your day-to-day routine and still satisfy everyone... or the Max-Power branch, where your ability to appropiately satisfy them all (either individually or at the same time) skyrockets to give you free time to do your daily routine.

Doing a mix and match of both is also possible, mut most build specialize on one or the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121793
Hey, a man can dream can't he? Also the thought of a literal hundred young women fawning over me competing with each other for my affection sounds super nice .

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121786
Not even that. When those harems get too big and the girls don't have a chance to fuck they start leaving. With monster girls and how lusty they are the most you'll be getting are probably around 20 or maybe less.

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>>18121798
Yeah but that's because you're a selfish prick.

No shame, you're lucky MG's are a sad collection of desperate girls who'd gladly join a harem of 100+ for a chance at dick one day every 365.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121799
>girls leaving
Doesn't that go against the entirety of the setting itself?

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>>18121797
Unless you are a quick shot and they are okay with that then it won't be happening.

>>18121804
Highly doubt it. Monsters still prefer monogamous relationships.

>>18121808
The new daughters leave before getting dicked, not the current members.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121798 yeah for you it might be nice but for number 53 who is almost completely forgotten only gets to see you once a month, touch once every 4 months and fuck you once a year, not so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121797
>>18121804
Actually, an incubus with a harem doesn't get a choice in the matter. They will be unsatisfied unless they dick each and every one of the girls.
>he'll end up being unable to get satisfied unless he has sex with all of the monsters in the harem, and it'll even get to the point where it's as if spending several days having sex with all the monsters in the harem is like having sex one time to him.

Congratulations on getting into a Pandemonium situation without even going there.

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>>18121799
>Monsters
>Capable of leaving their husband
Pick one. Once a girl is bonded to their husband they become physically dependent on him.

More likely once a harem reches a certain ammount you will lose the ability to attract more monsters as they will be able to smell that you have too many wives and have no more room in your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121557
Those muscles look painted on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121824
>>18121815

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>>18121821
>Anon spends eternity locked in his bedroom, cumming endlessly as his waifus walk in and out like its a revolving door
>By the time he manages to finish fucking the last wife, the first has been waiting for months, and is pent up
>Spends a week fucking her
>Doesn't even notice as the time he must spend fucking his wives grows longer and longer
Haha, sounds like a bad end honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121831
I'd paint her muscles.
With my semen.

[Anonymous No.]

So, tell the cow something about yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121793

That's when you need to start investing in some more inhuman demonic energy mods.

Cloning yourself, multiple dicks, tentacles, some sort of pocket dimension time fuckery. You want that many monsters you are going to have to abandon all vestiges of your humanity.

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>>18121824
I'm sure that if a MG makes the rational decision that she would be happier with a husband of her own who can dedicate all his time to her, even if she has been bonded to her current husband's SE, a deity like Eros will step in to break the bonds and let her be free to find a real husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121821
>>18121833
>adding girls to your harem makes each individual instance of sex less satisfying
Bravo KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121824
yeah, even with a bicorn you could only manage 5 or 4. I doubt a harem could get that big in the first place, unless you get a big harem species like >>18121786 said and even then it probably only gets so big.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never give your loli Familiar assistant a Master's cum enema

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121846
>gods will break waifu's bonds to you
Ok Anon

[Anonymous No.]

Just add a minflayer to your harem and have her psychically link everyone together.

That way when you fuck one you're fucking them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121847
Its not his fault, Its all on the anons who want to have 50+ wives.
Even a bicorn only gets her husband a handful of partners before stooping because they can't manage any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121846
Considering monsters personality they would probably find that concept horrifying. The very thought of leaving their husband to find someone who can make them happier is completely alien to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Anon.s. How small in imagination you are.

You think High-Tier Incubi don't have solutions to these problems?

Specialzed Abilities
Passive Skills
Inherited Racial Traits
Monster Transformations
Special Use Items
Master Level Spells

All of these and more are but a fragment of the options available to Incubi to satisfy their Monster Girl(s) of choice.

You're also forgetting the inherent ability of Monste Girls and Incubi to adapt to their partners needs, which would allow the ability for an Icubus to properly satisfy his partners.

The only chance an Incubus in his whole ability and mind would spend eternity fucking monsters and doing nothing else if he WANTS to do so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121862
That is not how flayers work, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121862
They need SE. Sorry anon but that won't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121857
Eros is known to punish anons who don't treat their wives right.

Neglect is abuse anon, are you telling me Eros wouldn't separate your wife from you if you're abusing her, allowing for her to have a chance at happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121846
Eros only interferes with her followers, we have been over this already. Also this whole premises is weird since Monster girls avoid married men already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121869
>you can solve your problems if you become a glorified one-pump-chump
Nice, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121842
I once cleaned out an abandoned nazi room on a job

[Anonymous No.]

>I want to enslave hundreds of girls simply to boost my power so I can play at being a god
You deserve to be raped by a lowly insect and kept enslaved by her for the mere purpose of procreation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121880
Nice strawman you got there, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Live in texas
>Cold or rainy season
>All the fucking ants start annexing my house like its crimea and they're russia
Why can't it be the other kind of ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121804
Not to mention that they live forever and produce females only, so the ratio of female:male is going to quickly become unbalanced unless they start having males soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121875
But that's still something that goes against the setting? I know the 100+ wife thing is a very extreme what-if but having a literal god take away your girl because she deems she isn't happy is kinda fucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121887
>produce females only
Until the DL wins.
Also, the population is already imbalanced with there being more males, as an adaption against the massive die-offs of ages past.
t. KC

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>>18121869
Well if you look at ti that way, it's posible if you devote your every awaking moment to it. I mean some people do it, all I can do is salute their sacrificial act of abandonment everything fro the sake of producing Se and helping the Demon Lord achieve her goals faster.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to wish Hakutaku sensei a happy new year, maybe this will be the one where she gets back in her college jeans

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121888
>having a literal god take away your girl because she deems she isn't happy is kinda fucky.
It's not the got who deems that she's unhappy, it's the girl herself.

Would you really stand in the way of your wife leaving you when you know you have literally hundreds of others, and never really talk to or love her that much in the first place?

I mean of course you would.

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>>18121869
You know, even in KC's setting there are a limit to things. Even if you used time stop magic it wouldn't work due to you losing too much SE with the DE exchange not happening because of time.

Like other anons said, the only way to do it is to spend the rest of your life having sex and doing nothing else. Even then, the wives would still be very dissatisfied with the situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121893
I don't think she'll ever fit back into those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121889
Male HUMAN population there are still more women than men if you add human girls to monster girls even if you don't there are more humans than monsters but there might be more more monsters than human males.

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>>18121882
I need you to explain.

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>>18121650
Khepris already give you god-like magic potential. It is to note in fact Khepris are the only MGs stated to make their husbands "extremely powerful" so I would probably go there and try to become as powerful as I can in conventional magic. Now after reaching my peak, depending on my potential at worst if my potential is low I would be able to fight a Dragon evenly or high diff beat one (which I assume is the standard for Khepri Kings that have reached the full potential of their power) and I best I would be Lilim level if my potential is high. After this, this is where I would start to really break the game. I would use the knowledge we have from the modern world, to use my magic to delve into the art of working at a very small scale. Then develop a magic system that would allow me to harness the incredible power contained in my atoms and turn it into magic energy. An average human, if he were to go nuclear using all the atoms in his body would be capable of destroying a country. We are talking about a power boost of millions of times. Here I would already be at least Dragon level, so if I added this boost on top of that, it would make me to Dragons the equivalent of what Dragons are to normal humans. If my potental is high and I was Lilim level before the boost (which is very unlikely) it might make me Chief God and Mamono Lord level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121842
I am a man with many fetishes but difficulty expressing them.

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>>18121869
My fetish is to cum constantly. I mean a constant stream of semen that never completely stops which even the hungriest succubi would fill up on. Then the girls want more monsters in the harem just because they can't handle it all on their own.

That's probably my most out there fantasy, though in reality I'd want something a lot more vanilla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121893
I like my cows THICC so she if fine the way she is.

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>>18121883
>You deserve to be raped by a lowly insect and kept enslaved by her for the mere purpose of procreation.
How fitting that you mention "lowly" insects.


Khepri are actually the perfect example of how a Incubus can heep a healthy lifestyle and still keep a family of wives numbering in the tiple digits, and it all depends on his own disposition.

Truly best desert girl.

>Their goal is the same as that of the pharaoh’s: the restoration of the formerly lost kingdoms. The area around the ruins where a king was born will change into a demon realm, but it is said that whether it will change into a “bright green demon realm,” from the king performing his duties as a statesmen even while making love with them day after day, or a “dark demon realm,” from the king drowning in their bodies and devotion and spending every day indulging in sex without restraint, depends on the man chosen as king.

>>18121909
Truly best girl.

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>>18121889
How long is that going to take then? If it's upwards of a thousand years, then your going to have issues. Let's take the dragon, let's say she can only have a child once every 100 years. Let's just do a set of a thousand years. At the end of the end of a thousand years, the orginal dragon mother will have 59'049 children, all of them female.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you feel about pain play and branding your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121919
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121917
Khepri don't form "triple digit" harems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121650
I wouldn't want to increase my own power, I'd rather harem a few incredibly powerful monsters and have them be my power. A dragon and a nine tailed kitsune for example.

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>>18121918
Shit, I missed calculated, meant to say three children per generation of dragon.

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>>18121926
>[Citation_Needed]

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>>18121909
look mate You are reaching Sonic OC levels of "power." recommend stopping fro your own sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121907
I was on a labor job to clear out a house.
One room had a whole bunch of nazi stuff.
Mein kamph and german military books, swastika necklaces, and a cabnet that had knives in

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121887

Remember that reproduction is actually very hard for monsters. They don't get pregnant easily even with DE fueled excessive fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121939
That's exactly the point of the challenge tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121931
If there are more than 100 khepris in one tomb and they are all willing to share I'm impregnating my dragon day one.

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>>18121902
Don’t be that way, she just needs to believe, go on a diet, and hit gym!

>>18121914
But anon, her rear and thighs are too big for her clothes, she needs new one unless she drops the weight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121949
I calculated per 100 years just to create a 'slow' growth for the dragon population, this number assumes that none of the dragons have died during a 100 generational span, with each dragon only having three children to maintain a positive influx.

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>>18121917
He said "Lowly insects"

Khepri are high tier insects, on par with arachne.

The only tier above them in power is nachos, what are you smoking?

Also nowhere does it say the dude can sustain such a large number of girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121882
>>18121948
Aw, you made it sound like you cleared a WWII bunker or something.
It was just some /pol/lack's faggy dung-hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121919
Other than being moderate fans of spanking and the like, my waifu, daughteru and I don't really care for pain in a sexual sense. As far as branding goes though, maybe we'd be able to work it into one of are bigger, more intense bondage scenarios, but only if it was a very temporary mark and didn't cause as much pain as the real thing. Thinking about it, I actually feel my daughteru might actually quite enjoy that in a more farm oriented petplay scenario.

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>>18121918
The setting has already been going with the current DL for at least a thousand years, and it hasn't imploded.
Or even come close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121842
Volatile. Unstable. Paranoid. Repressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121926
>>18121931
I always imagined them being 30 girls at best. we have no proof of either but good sense dictates that if I have 24 four hours a day and 16 hours awake I should do something more than fuck just to have some skinship with all of my wives, which wouldn't even happen if i have 100 of them. 100 peoples is a lot of peoples, specially if you want to have some sort of concretion with all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121967
Sorry I let you down man.
its just one of the more stand out things I remember that I haven't already told the thread

[Anonymous No.]

Power level faggotry is always the second worst part of any fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121957
We will buy her some soon and he can do without them in the mean time ;)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121919
Pain is no.

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>>18121972
What will you do when your daughter turns out to be a huge masochist who gets off on pain, because all you've been sending her through her formational years are mixed signals.

And one day she begs for a real brand. How would your heart feel as you hear and smell her flesh sizzle as "Dady's Cumdump" is permanently burnt onto her ass?

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>>18121973
As I said, if each dragon was to have only three children per dragon generation and only three children, population explosion would become devastating. Espically if there isn't any deaths to regulate it. Imagine fifty nine thousand rare monster girls running about, they seem to not get so rare. Now you get a monster girl with a much higher breeding rate and you'll have a problem.

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>>18121954
BEST
BUG

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>>18121919
Her pregnancy is the only "brand" she needs. Our child is the ultimate proof of our love.

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>>18122007
And dragons started out rare and, several thousand years later, are still rare.
Ergo, it's not a problem since one or more of your assertions is not the case.

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>>18121407
Perfection.

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>>18122009
I haven't been a big fan of this conversation for the most part I feel like it'll damper people's attitudes towards mice and devbugs It's nice to see all the people who like khepris suddenly appear

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>>18121990
I feel like in this case its less people complaining about power levels and people not wanting others to have their fantasy, as stupid as it may be

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>>18121919
They are a nope.
Me and waifu would duel and wrestle sex but pain is kinda shitty. The only branding it would happen between us is if I started to look at some other girl or annoyed her too much, then she'd heat up her teeth and give me a chomp on the neck. It would heal but there would be always a faint mark on there.

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>>18122025
>Mice
In terms of thread consciousness, mice are largely removed from haremshit I find And no one ever mentions devilbugs.

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>>18122007
wait, human population grown way more rapidly than monster population> remember that gods basically used monster to keep their number in check, and now they die even less from natural disasters. I see no problem with the level growth in monsters.

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>>18122037
I guess I'm just worried that the bugs will become even less relevant, but I thought for sure people didn't like mice stuff too much.

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>>18122034
The setting forbids certain fantasies already.

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>>18122004
My daughteru is much more subtle about lewd things than that anon, she'd never want something that overt or anything that ignores her mother either. If anything, she'd want some sort of tasteful symbol or something, and of that were the case her mother and I would treat it like her getting a tattoo, but I don't think she'd want something permanent at all. Maybe we could just use demon silver if she did, so it'd only be visible when she's really turned on.

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>>18122035
>she'd heat up her teeth
Ouch! What if she burns her gums?

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>>18121990
I like power levels for the most part, even more in this setting since the power of love is the strongest one no matter what.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never give your Dark Mage Onee-san the cumflating of her life
She deserves it for being the best, most loving ollder sister, damnit!

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>>18122053
>She loathes the idea of hurting and damaging anon so much
>But she also needs to mark him so all the other sluts know he's taken
>So she heats up her own teeth, causing immense pain, but it's not as much as the pain in the heart at the thought of hurting him, or even having him stolen
Pretty sweet desu

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>>18122061
That's a woman made for missionary loving.

And I bet she loves feeling pregnant too

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>>18122053
She's a dragon, anon. No need to worry about that.
I can just see her naughty smile with fire creeping out from the sides and her slithery tongue licking her soft lips before she goes for it. Trully a scary sight that would make sure I behave. I'd still tease her a lot though.

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>>18121990
This god damn. I thought I was chuuni but ya'll are some real autists sometimes, mangs.
As for number of wives in a harem, I go with the listed highest amount in setting, 72 houris for Definitely-Not-Muhammad, and guess that's probably the absolute upper limit or close enough to it. Saying this as someone who thinks harems sound fun and has no problem with people having huge swarths of Large Mice or Khepri wives.

I guess, though it's still just one wife, the partial exception to the rule would be Queen Slime, who can get as big as a small nation, but it's still technically one girl. Actually, ironically, for having so many bodies, Queen Slimes are kinda like the anti-harem.

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>>18122045
Bugs are kind of gross fro most people specially roaches so unless KC Improves them thousandfold somehow they will forever remain in obscurity.

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>>18122057
>spoiler
I really like that too anon. In my headcanon, the power of love can allow any mated man or monstergirl to overcome any sort of threat that has their mate or daughterus in immediate danger, no matter the species or situation. I know it's pretty Mamono-Mana-ex-machina and a bit of a cop out, but it's all just fantasy so whatever.

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>>18122061
But what if I tell my onee-san I like smaller chests?

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>>18122069
I want to convert her very soul if you know what I mean.

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>>18122017
I only did the math for dragons if each one of their generations is a 100 years. If we were to pick a much faster breeding monster girl (like one of the mice or rabbits) and say they only have 3 children per 33 years.

first 100 years. Each mouse has three children, assuming no death or problems finding husbands.

first 100 years: 27
200 years:729
300 years:19,683

I won't even do the rest because it'd be long and it'll go up forever. Two we never got a estimate on how fast or often moster girls get children, only that it's 'rare'.

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>>18122084
Then she drinks a loli potion and rapes you anyway!

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>>18122061
>Onee-san
That looks more like a mommy to me. I won't complain either way.

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>>18122061
Speaking of shota enthusiast who else besides dark mages would consider shotafying their husband to make him small weak submissive and cute?

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>>18122091
Mommys-looking onee-sans are the best tho.

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>>18122084
She'll give you as much paizuri and face-smotherings as it takes until you learn to love big tits

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>>18122073
Once you start describing your harem in terms of numbers instead of individuals with personalities, you've gone too far.
And there's people here with just two or three wives who struggle with that.

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>>18121919
Oh Anon, I thought you'd never ask~~~
No but seriously that shit gets me REVVED. To my knowledge, I was the first person to mention a Demon Silver Whip, and to be honest, that was some censorship. Forget the Demon Silver part. We're goin barbs out.
The wonders of healing and recovery magic!

I'll shut up now.

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>He's not a High Tier Incubus.
>He can't magically control his own libido, sensitivity, Spirit Energy production and release, and shape and form of his manhood.
>He can't link his wife(ves) and his own psyche into a Networked Mind to feel all of what the other feels to better connect to them and understand them.
>He can't instantaneously make any girl orgasm just by looking at them, or teleport his Semen into her womb with a snap of his fingers.
>He can't grow an innumerable of dicks at the same time to please his wife(ves), magically summon their spectral equivalent.
>He can't transform into his True Form and release into the world his Incubus Blessing through his varied prehensile, penile-shaped limbs and extensions to deliver pleasure and fertility to those willing to recieve it.

lmao git gud scrubs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122100
Is that you, CF Demonfag?

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>>18122095
Any ara ara species. But vampires especially.
I mean think about it, we humans already consider young food cute. Chickens, lambs, baby deer.

So a young human boy would tickle a vamp's heart strings.

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>>18122096
Can't argue with that, she's destroying my dick as hard as those fox thighs from last thread.

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>>18122089
It's like I'm in /mgqg/

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>>18122090
It's not rape if I consent, but I'm not really into lolis. I just like smaller chests.

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>>18122080
Beware the Wendigo Papa when his daughter uses her special cry for help he taught her, to only be used when she truly feels in danger.
Beware the screaming stillness of the Deep Woods. For when the daughter cries, Papa hears.

Run.

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>>18122106
>>He can't instantaneously make any girl orgasm just by looking at them, or teleport his Semen into her womb with a snap of his fingers
So romantic and satisfying. I'm sure that's what every MG dreams of, not long romantic nights and cute cuddlefuck sessions, but insta-orgasm and teleporting cum.

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>>18122125
Yeah, basically this.

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>>18122109
I swear you always mix us up. I think you or someone did earlier as well. The other one, mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122141
Fuck me, I'm sorry anon!

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>>18122129
Just because you can doesn't meant you will.

But the fact that you can't just shows me you're not trying hard enough.
Not trying hard enough to love your wife(ves).

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>>18122143
Well, he's not anon then, is he?
Baronness guy says 'mang' alot and is into painful, fearbonery, and corruption shit.
Childhood friend guy is into cosplay sex, comfy modern life, and has 20 or so adopted daughters.

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>>18122095
In my opinion: Dark Mage, Demon, Echidna, Valkyrie, Ochi, Kitsune, Titania, and Unagi

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122125
>>18122135
Y'know that part of LotR where Treebeard gets fucking pissed and calls all the other Ents to come wreck Saruman's shit?
That's basically what happens except faster.
Much faster.

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>>18122129
I would love both of those powers. Just think of the untimely public orgasms and semen leaking down her thighs/breasts. There would still be tender loving nightly though.

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>>18122089
mice are probably one of the populations that have life spans close to humans you need to factor at least death from old age in anon. MGs are not immortal, and although their death rate by things other than old age is fairly low it still happens. Not to mention you are probably aware that not all MG get to have a husband, and that all of their birth habits is only expeculation.

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>>18122156
This.

>>18122146
>>18122106
Just because you have all of those powers doesn't mean that you'll always use them.

It's just a way to spice up things and make new friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122151
I'm sorry anon, I call everyone anon. Which one is the one who likes the super kinky bondage?

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>>18122146
>You're not trying hard enough if you can't do this thing you'll never do in any ordinary situation.
You put a lot of stock into something completely irrelevant

Well I'll raise you another, anon, if you can't cum so much you consolidate a new moon to eclipse the sun as proof of your love to your wife you clearly don' really love her

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>>18122162
Again has I said, these numbers were only speculation, but with death in the MGE refusing to do her damn job, this becomes an actual threat.

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>>18122112
>>18122152
These all sound about right. Each with their own little twists on it or why they like it so much. Or like how the Valkyrie and Ochi would want him to grow up normally/be a natty shota, whereas a Dark Mage or Demon would delight in constantly re-aging him for sweet, sweet /ss/.
I personally like the idea of a Vampire CC incubizing her young shota thrall into her permashota husband and getting the aforementioned sweet /cc/ on. I blame Kloah for that, but the thought of the husband nursing from her big milky tits and then her sweetly sucking his blood endlessly is tantalizing. Plus its funny to think of him as a mature, hundreds-year old adult in mind (and dick size) with the body of a shota. Visiting noble Guests would find it amusing.

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>>18122172
>if you can't cum so much you consolidate a new moon to eclipse the sun as proof of your love to your wife you clearly don' really love her

Ah, the "Create Planetoid" spell!

Really reliable when your wife complains there isn't enough shade on the beach. I underestimated you, Anon.

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>>18122171
I think we both are into it to some degree, but I'm guessing that's more associated with me. Me being the baroness guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122190
Big dick shota are the best

>>18122207
Leeeeeeeeeegs

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>>18122177
Except, like I said before and you completely ignored to do more pointless calculating, the setting has been going along for thousands of years and there's no notable population imbalances except there being too MANY human males.
So your speculation is obviously incorrect.

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>>18122207
Gotcha. I promise I won't confuse you again!

[Anonymous No.]

We always assume that dark mages would teach their hubby magic and even train him to surpass even her, but what if the man(or boy) shes after is already a way better mage than her?
How would she win his heart?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122222
We salamander now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122222
They're looking for a familiar, not a master wizard.

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>>18122190
>but the thought of the husband nursing from her big milky tits and then her sweetly sucking his blood endlessly is tantalizing
It's like an enless cycle of eternity, He takes nourishment from her super-potent breast milk and converts it to cum an blood, both of which she drinks from greedily as it turns into energy in her body and creates a super nutritious milk.

>Plus its funny to think of him as a mature, hundreds-year old adult in mind (and dick size) with the body of a shota. Visiting noble Guests would find it amusing.
I'm sure shota husbando's aren't that rare. Though the child sized elegant suits would get the high class girls going something fierce.

Ah man, vampires really are my weakness. but wights are so so perfect.

I've yet to consolidate in my mind the perfect fusion of elf, wight and vampire.

The elf fits in perfectly because elves are good for everything, bu how to blend vampire and wight, it really baffles me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122218
Oh its all good mang I don't really care, just bustin yer balls a bit.
>>18122211
Long Legs- the TRUE patrician's fetish.

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>>18122177
I don't see why, also she does her job but she make the couples stay together somehow, KC mentioned a reincarnation method so maybe it has something to do with it But yeah people and MGs still die unless that are undead the world is probably already huge so no over population problems any time soon,. Monsters and incubus can also live of sex if need be so resources humans need to survive are mostly safe. Gods and lillims can also crest new realms so space is really not an issue. Plus technology is probably evolving and in due time space travel will be possible maybe even faster than we think thanks to magic and DE so IF in the future the world gets crowded there are options.

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>>18122214
The setting is fucking retarded, generally it's better to ignore MGE's setting.

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>>18122234
>the setting does not match my calculations, so it is retarded
You're funny, you know that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122230
She could of lost track of him or waited too long and he became a supreme sorcerer during that time

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>>18122231
Why would you need to combine a wight and a vampire? Just have a vampire learn to do the wight's claw thing. The main difference between the two are the claws and bloodsucking.

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>>18122231
>>18122190
>"Lady Wight, I understand I happen to be, and let's face it ladies and gentlemen, the cutest damn thing in the whole kingdom~" the guests at the table all laugh heartily- "-but if you stare at me any harder I do believe my wife will have you walking home in the mud and rain!"
>The party laughs again as the single Lady White flushes red at being caught oogling the host's husband
>Meanwhile the host herself rolls her eyes and playfully shoves her husband's head between her massive creamy mounds to get him to stop embarrassing guests, which brings up more raucous laughter from the dinner table

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122241
I'm not even concerned with my calculations at this point, there's no conflict in the setting and it's stagnant. Rather the question should be is that, where is the extra energy coming from?

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>>18122172
>>18121985
>>18121966
>>18121926
Don't get upset Anon(s), I'm just messing with you, by the obvious pictures of faggot cats.

The truth is that I'd conform to a lovely, single mouse girl, but I like to imagine and hypotesize, and thinking of how life would be like as different incubi living different lifestyles.
Some might live in the post-Chief God era, transversing the universe with their single wife in their Magical FTL SE/DE-powered spaceships visiting new worlds and making new friends.
One might rule ancient kingdoms with their harems of hundreds of women at their knees ruling with an iron fist or a friendly hand.
Maybe many would end up captured by hives of monster girls and ussed as communal husbands, unable to escape their endless sexual torture at their hands of their loving captors.
Others would enjoy a simple life in a suburb outside of MGE, with maybe 2 or three girls of different species by their side.

I just like thinking bout it, because always thinking about the same things is boring.

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>>18122211
That they are. Easily what I'd want to be turned into in MGE land. In fact this vampire scenario sounds exactly like what I'd want.

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>>18122253
Huh. Its like the 'loli vampire but she's actually 1000 years old' thing, but with a shota husband instead.
Meh, I dig it. Especially if >>18122263 >>18122211 that's a part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122261
I just wanted to let you know I appreciate this post. You're a cool guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122255
Monster magic is exempt from the laws of thermodynamics.

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>>18122261
Then MGE 2 kicks in when the local galactic authority fears that MGs will become an overpopulating threat that will steal their worlds.

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>>18122190
>be shota bought by a Vampire mistress with a bombshell body
>she takes you to her luxurious bedroom and kneels down to eye level
>she can see you trembling at the thought of what she'll do to you and cups your cheek with her hand
>"No need to be afraid, my dear. All you need to do is serve me faithfully."
>staring you in the eyes, she uses her hypnosis, causing her eyes to heart-pupil
>you can't look away from the pink glow of her eyes, making you feel warm and your dick quickly hardening into a rock-hard spike
>the last thing you can remember of the night before her hypnosis completely takes hold is her licking her lips before moving in for a kiss
Damn, Vampires are unfair

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122283
I'm gonna need two sweat rags for this one, holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

How much do you think dragons would change if they wound up giving birth to dovahkin, dragon 'slayers'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122255
>>18122278
There's is conflict, order and chief god vs demon lord and monster girls, but the conflict is small and not really important . There's no eminent danger3 and no horrible doom threatening to destroy the world, because it's not meant to have. This is a semi-utopian setting created for scapism. If you want something else this is probably not the tread for you mate.

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>>18122250
But Wights are so much more than claws. They embody the undead aesthetic, which is similar to but different from the vampire aesthetic. They are both aristocracy, but through different routs.

The Wight is the Noble, the Hero. Bloodlines are important, but not so crucial in the vampire scion sense, where bloodlines are nearly everything, a gift and a curse.

The Wight is also important in her human life before death, and the revelations brought about by that transition, be it dying in battle or being raised centuries later. A Wight's past is a large part of what makes her who she is, be it a brave noble or a powerful mercenary hero who made her last stand.

Vampires can be born vampires, and even if they are turned from humans their lives and bearing may not necessarily match that of a Wight.

Wights also are the Queens of the undead and stateswomen. Sure maybe vampires can also raise undead but not to the extent a Wight can command her country, there's a difference here, vampires are almost like a third party of nobles, akin to powerful aristocratic merchant classes, whereas Wights are true queens.

A Vampire can at most be queen of other vampires.

Vampires and Wights are two very different beauties, and I can't for the life of me manage to merge them into one waifu, which is all I want.

A Wight who gets into bloodplay? But she doesn't really NEED it like a vampire does. A vampire who fashions herself a queen, learns necromancy and raises a kingdom of the dead to rule? Who learns the etherial soul manipulating claws?

It's close, but can it be the same? It's merely one becoming the other, not both being born as one.

Maybe what I need is a joint ressurection of a powerful long dead hero, where a Wight controls the Necromancy and a vampire fills the corpse with her blood, giving it vitality, creating a hybrid, both undead and vampiric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122299
Slay or "Slay"?
Shouldn't human-dragon offspring be halfdragons anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122299
Literally the same kind of relationship Vampires have with Dhampirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122304
I meant "slay".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122299
>Dovah-chan defeats another dragon in battle
>she absorbs her opponents DE, becoming more sexy and raising her libido

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122301
>>18122278
>"Ah yes, "Reaper Girls". The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly raping in dark space. W have dismissed that claim."

[Anonymous No.]

What if we got yet another vampire subtype, one that results when a vampire converts a human girl who isn't noble enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122316
That's just elder vampires being purist dicks about who is and isn't a "real vampire".

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122304
How do you think dragonborn came to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122305
Speaking of dhampir would a vamp ever willingy breed with a human or would you have fight her into submiss either through sunlight or hamon

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>>18122304
that's only after the demon lord make birthing males possible, until then the mother genes overpower the father genes and a full dragon is born. buts once that is done you could start a crazy mixing game of species if you want. I personally would go for Bear-P'orc-Holst-Yeti combo for ultimate hug waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122283
>Your consciousness hazily drifts with a red filter over your vision for the next few hours
>...a tongue twisting around and dominating yours while locks of hair brush against...
>...stinging pain, but its paired with such amazing pleasure as you feel your body go numb and something suck...
>...through your hair, pulling you in closer, and you're almost choking on it and yet still you want more, fitting more into your mouth of the warm pale flesh, like an animal possessed to...
>...in your ear, soft and faint, a hand gently finishing off yet another release from down below, 'just one more' the voice says, 'I need you again, just once more'...

>You awake alone in the large bed, the covers neatly pulled up and over you as you're surrounded by fluffy expensive pillows, and as if they were waiting for you to open your eyes, a ghastly looking maid walks in, an undead Kikimora, with a tray of food
>"The Mistress would have you eat breakfast before joining her in the main hall downstairs. Please do not delay, sire."
>You rub your neck, a jolt of pain and pleasure leaving as quickly as it came when your hand rubs over two holes that have been magically scarred to healing, wondering just what the hell happened last night

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122320
>>18122328
Talking about in MGE, currently regardless if incubi or human dragons give birth to fullblooded dragons.
Why do only vampires have half human offspring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122297
>"Is anything wrong, my dear butler? You're sweating so much. That adorable little uniform I gave you isn't too warm, is it?
>she bends down to you, giving you an up close look at her Mariana Trench-like cleavage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122312
What do you think happens to a ringworld once DE lands on it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122333
Dhampir are still monster girls, just a special variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122312
I'm still waiting fro my deep ones waifu before I get busy with space waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122328
No, Anon! Man was not meant to hold women that soft!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122323
One might probably breed with a human to try and prove a point in their hubris, or under other reasoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122337
MGs, presumably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122310
>She does this by eating out the dragon until the dragon nothing left has a MERE stuttering mess on the floor and temporary reduced to the level of a human girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122328
Even once males are possible, it's stated the result will be human (incubi) males.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122319
>>18122333
What if anybody who isn't worthy becomes a dhampir instead, and being fathered by a human makes the resulting child count as unworthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122344
What kind of logic is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122302
Actually now that I've vented all my frustrations into a post I can see the glimmer of light.

So there's long been even crossbreeds, and in lots of mythos elves and dragons are closely linked.

So long ago there was a powerful elven queen who had the blood of dragons running through her veins. A catastrophe strikes, causing her to burn her life and all he powerful dragon blood out of her veins to protect something, a structure or whatever.

Due to her power in life she's too powerful to be fully resurrected via necromancy, because her body has adapted to her powerful blood, and without it she can't be brought back, so a powerful Wight teams up with a powerful Vampire, to raise the old queen via necromancy, using the vampire's blood to replace the dragon's, and grant her a different kind of strength, creating a wight bought to life by necromancy and sustained by vampirism, creating a unique hybrid of wight that needs blood as sustenance like a vampire would but is primarily a wight.

She sounds like the perfect mary sue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122355
Because presumably there's a such thing as an unworthy incubus, but they've never sired a dhampir.
And if there are no unworthy incubi, then what's the point of the distinction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122337
The land and sea become Elementals
The plants become Alraunes and the like.
The robotic maintainers of the structure become Automatons.
And the Ringworld becomes my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122323
Dhampirs happen because turning into an incubi takes time and they'll still have sex before that point because it's already unlikely for them to become pregnant. They won't even be able to tell that conception took place before the transformation if it happens close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122343
I say this was why Gods gave men hands, why we evolved to this point. If not for this, why even have hands?

>>18122353
yeah men will keep being men, maybe only divided into dwarfs humans and elves. but i really don't care for them, I'm talking about the monster girls anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122332
>>18122334
>Trying not to stare and failing miserably, you instead try to divert
>"U-uum, m-mistress, why do you have me wearing this butler's outfit? A-and why couldn't I eat with you this morning?"
>She smiles and continues to hang her chest right in front of you... d... does she want you to reach out and grab it, or...?
>"The answer to both of those questions is the same, my dear butler. You are not yet worthy to be called my husband. It does not-"
>Your heart freezes, your throat catches, and you can feel tears starting to well in your eyes. You knew it, it was too good to be true, she's gonna dump you out in the cold, after all that... WARMTH she gave you last night, now you're going to be just sold off again to the next, to be tossed around like a worthless urchin...
>She notices your reaction and swears at herself angrily under her breath, realizing her horrendous choice of words
>She leans in suddenly, hugging you very tight into her canyon like cleavage and stroking the back of your head
>"Oh, no no no, sweet butl- sweet Anon. It seems my social skills have become rusty in my loneliness. Please, allow me to explain, and apologize."
>She tilts your head back and looks at you in the eyes as she wipes away your tears
>"You are mine. Forevermore and eternally, until the wretched sun is struck down from the sky and ever after. I will never abandon you. I will never let you want or be weary- well, hmhm... perhaps that last part may need some clarification~ but the point is, I shall never leave you or let anyone take you away from me. But you must build up to your position here, as is the custom of my race."
>You stare blankly, not understanding, and she sees the confusion on your face
>"Sigh. Yes, it's a very antiquated custom, I know. In my mother's time, it was even more daunting, but I assure you... if you serve me as well as you did last night whenever I ask, hmhm~ Well, it won't be long before I'm calling YOU my little master~"
>She leans forward and smooches your forehead, leaving a big wet lipstick mark from her plump, luscious lips before standing and ruffling your hair
>"Now come along. There is much for you to learn in the meantime, my dear butler. Follow your mistress, she'll lead the way~"
>She holds out her hand to her side, and you gulp before determinedly reaching out and grabbing it, following her into the depths of the estate

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122347
>all her dragon shouts have an erotic twist to them
>there's one that causes those nearby to orgasm instantly and one that opens a portal to a pocket dimension for rape victims
>her blowjobs feel so good, it's like she's gonna suck your soul out
I'd be a Dovah-chan's husbando

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122416
Yeah, it sounds nice until you realize what horrible, reality-breaking things happen around her on a regular basis. And I'm not talking about magic or anything, I mean when she sometimes walks in a room and a basket on the counter suddenly gets stuck halfway IN the table it's resting on, or parts of your house not loading in when you come home with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122427
>>18122416
>>18122299
Fuck off tanuki Howard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122430
JUST BUY IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122431
Will you give me the usual two finger discount?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122334
Is it appropriate in this situation as her shota butler to lean forward and kiss the boobs of your mistress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122402
Damnit, now I just want to do anything I can to serve my beautiful vampire mistress

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122436

[Anonymous No.]

>"M-Mr. Claus told me that I had to stay here. Something about fulfilling a Christmas wish? He didn't say anything else, other that you had been really good this year..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122439
That's how they get ya. She'll remember that decades later when she's lazily making rings around the base of your enormous godlike incubus shota dick with lipstick while she traces hearts around your chest with her finger.
The blowjob feels even better when you can still feel the SE from your blood halfway down her throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122449
Is it bad that my first thought was to make her ghostwrite smut for me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122458
Mistress is at her most beautiful when listlessly cumdrunk off your cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122439
>>18122402
>Vamp mistress spies on her little anon, who she left alone to think on his situation
>Nearly swoons as he clenches his young fist in determination to rise up through the household
>Studies history and etiquette like a madman, trains his body every day, to dance at the ballrooms, to fence, to let loose in all out war
>Despite average aptitude at magic, studies twice as hard almost squeals in excitement as he forms and shoots his first spear of ice, a feeble thing more akin to a dart
>Her attitude towards him slowly grows more doting as he grows up, encouraging him to grow into the man who deserves her
>Of course, he doesn't really "grow", she bought him at that age for a reason
>regardless, through mamono fuckery, after a few years of this, there's enough strength in his shota body to lift her thick thighs over her head and mating press her into the matress, so they're both happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122467
>She's deliriously rolling on her back and scooping up the huge creampie you left in her pussy with two fingers to suck it off in her mouth while giggling drunkenly
In such a state and position, the tables would truly be turned. She'd be the one hypnotized by you, at least for a short while. What would you make her do next?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122449
>>18122459
>Get an Elf for Christmas.
>Tell her to write lewd stories.
>Eventually tell her to write about a guy that gets an Elf for Christmas and has her write lewd things until he eventually pins her and impregnates her.
>She asks where you got the inspiration for this story.
>You tell her it's based off a true story.
>She gives you a confused look.
>You walk over to her and ask if she wants to know how it ends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122469
On a scale of dry to waterfall, how aroused would she be when he bends her thighs back in the mating press and confidently tells her he's not stopping until he's sure he's put a child in her womb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122459
>Bad
Insanely erotic you mean
>Sit behind your thick dark christmass elf, hands roaming about her body, squeezing her tits and rubbing her clit as you lick her ear and whisper to her what to write as she sits before the computer
>"U-uhm.. His thick, t-throbbing cock twitched in her a-ahh~ in her s...s..."
>"Sluttish elven pussy." You whisper as you grind your hardon against her ass-cheeks
>"S-sluttish elven p-pussy, p-precursor to the thick load of h-hot human seed about to fill her belly... I-Is that right anon?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122481
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_seas

[Anonymous No.]

Demo for the second Fallen is out.
http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/=/product_id/RJ214381/?medium=twitter&program=on_announce&source=workpost_announce&utm_campaign=twitter&utm_medium=sns&utm_content=workpost_announce

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122484
>as you continue, she basically just writes what she wants you to do to her, and in surprising detail too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122476
>>18122484
>>18122490
Don't even need to make anything lewd to her wet herself. Just sit behind her and whisper advise intoher ear, maybe carres her uncovered shoulders, abrely touching her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122050
>marks from heated demon silver fade to invisibility bur come back when the MG gets horny
Now that's an idea I can get behind.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Warosu down for others?
Im finally going to start binning my greentexts and snippets, along with notable pieces of board creation. https://pastebin.com/u/DDD-CEO

[Anonymous No.]

>Whatcha lookin' at, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122499
There is a cat on your head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122499
I don't know if I should stare at her thighs or her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122494
You can just use tattoos made from DSilver based ink. Heck, I bet you could even use dryad derived dyes, where rubbing the tattoo an getting the girl horny makes it emit the smell of slut-flower.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122498
Groovy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122489
>9 transformations, 3 scenes apiece
>One of them is apophis
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122503
It's just decoration.

Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122499
I don't know, it feels like my eyes are on a trampoline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122522
Can I pet it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122529
If she says "Yes" are you going to use it as an excuse to headpat her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122529
Anon you can't say that in the year of the lord 2018!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122539
Oh no. I just want to see if the cat is real. i RESPEKT WOEMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122540
But we can in the year of the demon lord 2019! Right? Portals, pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122522
>you will never just faceplant in those tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122416
>Not to mention would have solid muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122474
Slow, drawn out paizuri, telling her to catch every strand of cum she milks out of me in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122564
Think of the drunken, slow, low moans as she slooowly smothers it with her tits and gulps at the tip.
Lewd mistress!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122493
this is never not going to make me rock hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122578
Mhmm. I'll stroke her hair and call her a good girl as she laps up my cum, enjoying her hazy state to the fullest before she comes back to her senses and punishes me for stepping out of line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122520
Whats with the green hair werewolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122639
>Have her fetch a wine glass and stand behind her, thrusting your cock through her arm pit before cumming having her catch it in the glass, filling it to the brim
>Let her lay down on her belly, licking and savoring the glass of cum drunkenly and giggling as you hotdog her ass and cum all over her back and wings
>Watch as she brings a cum covered wing-claw tip to her mouth and fellates it clean of cum
Though I have to say it's still not as good as cumdrunk paizuri as that other anon already mentioned
>Thrusting through her fat pillowy tits
>The tip of your cock butting into her thick lips
>She kisses it drunkenly every time and giggles
>Gives the tip of your cock a big smooch as you go balls deep in her tits and cum in her mouth, she only manages to suck half it down as he rest spurts over her face
>Especially when she releases your cock with a 'pop' and a few strings arc high to stain her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122578
Would you go along with whatever lewd acts your aristocratic mistress wants to do?
>your mistress says she's taking you along to do errands, licking her lips as she says that
>she straps you to her ample backside so it looks like you're clinging to her waist, your thick shota cock planted as deep in her pussy as physically possible
>she then throws on a roomy fur coat, making it almost impossible to notice you underneath
>as she goes about her day attending meetings and visiting other undead nobles, her pussy is milking as much as it can out of you
>whenever she sits down, she dick-thrones you, and has to stifle a moan when you reach up to grope a tit
>by the time she returns to the castle, her legs are about to give out from pleasure and the weight of her gravid stomach swollen with cum

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121604
Apparently the artist is not a guy, but a girl. I have seen some of her work and it looks pretty awesome in the H department.

[Anonymous No.]

http://alice-books.com/item/show/5644-2
World guide side 2 out right after C93.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122700
Also of course out during C93, but for online orders w/ international shipping right after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122673
then that fucking muscleautist needs to find someone else to take his commisions, he's ruined ochimusas for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122416
>Due to the Dovahkin's unique method of controlling magic has given incredible control over their throat and tongue.
>It has been said once a man's member has felt the inside a dovakin's mouth, he'll find himself nearly driven insane by the sensation.
>However if a man tries oral sex with another woman or mamono, he'll find that the sensation isn't there and will long for her talented tongue.
>Thus rendering the man a slave to her tongue play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121650
>Lilim waifu
>Fuckton of training
>Overthrow the chief god
>Waifu becomes the new chief god
The Demon Lord was able to fight on par with the chief god by herself so it's possible that a lilim and someone on par with a lilim could be able to defeat the chief god

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122741
She'll know what's good after I install that sex mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122656
>>18122663
Yes to all of that. I think I'm smitten with this idea of being a vampire mistress's cumpump shota who she both loves and uses to the fullest, and me to her in turn.

[Anonymous No.]

It is currently 9 degrees out and I wish I had a Kikimora who insisted on sleeping with me because she claims that it's necessary to keep me warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122656
>Vampire drunk on a literal wine glass full of shotacum
Yes.
>>18122663
>All day forced fucking and exhibitionism as punishment the next day with her draining your balls so thoroughly she's swollen with cum
Y E S

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122741
>a dovahkin will never whisper how much she loves you in dragon tongue into your ear, magically strengthening your erection and reinforcing your virility

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122190
Gonna be saving this string of replies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122856
Please do. Others must know of the greatness of Vampire mistresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122852
I know you're trying to make this sexy by having her whisper, but all I can think of is half dragon ladies shouting at your penis to make it erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122868
>"Fuck My Cunt!"
>"Pound My Ass!"
>"Shoot Your Load!"
>somehow all this shouting actually makes you rock-hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122871
On the up side, when you're pounding her ass harder than the dwarves crushed that sweet snow elven pussy, and she slips into dragon tongue to scream out "HARDER!" You do actually get harder. A little larger too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122872
So I'm guessing dovahkin are all screamers in bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122871
>Shouting match between Dovahkiin and a Pharoah
>They have to out do each other with ever more potent verbal commands
>Winner gets you

My dick. Send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>All this dovahkin talk
>All this vampire talk
>No dovahkin vampire talk
Vampiric dragon girls, anons. Sucking your penis an shouting at your blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122832
The true patricians way is Blooddrunk vampires who cant stop their succubi urge to fuck their servants

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never be shotanon
>You'll never be pulled into your vamp mistress's lap for a feeding session, her wings cocooning you both as she bites into your neck and slides her soft, smooth hands into your pants to stroke your cock, her huge breasts spilling over your shoulders
>She'll never pull your cock out and milk you through countless orgasms, until her cocooning wings are practically dripping cum faster than they can absorb it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122966
Want

[Anonymous No.]

>>18120387
I think that guy meant kitsune not foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

You know there'd be a lot of interesting reactions if the convergence ever happened.

You'd have religious nutjobs trying to PURGE EVERYTHING

You'd have cultist nutjobs wanting to worship all the devils

You'd have a bunch of scientists fascinated by magic, trying to make it into another science

You'd have governments and corporate entities working with more powerful MGs to try and control things.

You'd have normalfags freaking out being grossed out

And you'd have us, acting awkwardly before monsters, because when they ask "Why aren't you afraid." answering with "Actually, you're my fetish" is a bit much.

Unless they're straight MGE monstergirls, in which case that's an instant marriage vow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122966
>>18122928
Dear god yes please

[Anonymous No.]

>>18121957
She was a sticc back in college, those days are over. It's now the age of thicc, and that means this haku will have an ass and thighs so soft and meaty that one grope would have you hooked

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123016
Imagine her coming home one day, hopped up on garlic, and the moment she sees shotanon she rushes you and pins you to the wall with a large almost round house like kick, that ends with her heel embedded into the wall in a ferocious kabedon that leaves her pussy right before your face, dripping with arousal and need, the scent of "fuck me!" Almost bowling you over as she looks down on you, face shadowed but for her glowing red eyes. She gives a seductive growl, commanding you to "Lick!" as her hand already moves to grope a breast, a promising bead of milk rolling off her fingers to fall onto your nose, a hint of whats to come.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123011
London would be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123011
I would start streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

THICCCCCCCCCC

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123332
I would still destroy her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123415
She nees to be thicccer UHHHHGH

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123332
High elf?
More like WIDE elf!

[Anonymous No.]

This dragon tells you to stay after class and repeat 10 things you've learnt about doragons in that class.

What do you say?

Credit for this cutie goes to Cowfee

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123491
>Its almost 2018
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SOUTHERN BELLE ALP!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123475
She's not a high elf.
>>18123526
In the trash where he belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123526
Sitting on the other side of the portal, wondering why you aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123531
I'm making a joke.
Regardless, I would let an elf ruin herself on modern cooking.

Would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Didn't get around to posting it last thread but here's the WIP on my Hellhound waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123566
Must feel nice having other people wank it to your waifu huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123573
Lel I don't really care. I'm not super obsessive over fictional characters like some people. It just feels nice to have art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

Well yeah... foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123626
Mini, meaty foxes are my foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123591
>not being obssesive/yan for her
That's new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122700
Seven Seas, let's go!

>>18123011
I hope something as simple as "you're too interesting to be afraid of" would work well in the non-MGE case. It'd do fucking wonders for most MGE girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123626
I'm not a mofu-slut though.
>>18123665
>It'd do fucking wonders for most MGE girls.
While everyone is scared we're going to walk up to them and just pick them up, or they'll pick us up, who knows. People here have many different taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123526
With the German Tailypo.

[Anonymous No.]

>I showed you my snowflake please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123677
It would be nice if they had dick seeking abilities like the MGE girls do but Anons probably would pick up quite a few just for being receptive. I'd probably still let a few others go first just to make sure we're not dealing with something from the Twilight Zone, but after that I'm lighting up a succubus landing strip on my roof and preparing my bladder for a lot of coffee with a lot of women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122520
>getting graped by an Apophis turns you delicious brown
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123491
Dragons are sexy, proud, great for embarrassing, their tail is sensitive, you should massage them, they deserve donations, their winghugs are to notch for being extra protective, age doesn't matter when it comes to them and you should marry the dragon in front of you. That and many more things because I actually have a dragon ph.d

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123728
Remember that training a loli dragon to do anal is highly recommended.

It stimulates growth in certain areas and can make them quite loyal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123728
Anon you'll stroke her ego and make her wet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123626
I like that the guy is not faceless

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123748
I dont

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123665
I really don't want seven seas to license this, they don't really ship to my country and if it's licensed fan translations won't really happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123748
The transparent tails are a bit weird though. We all know where his hands are without being shown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123738
No need for that. Dragons are too clingy and loyal already so the only one that needs loyalty training is you sometimes.

>>18123743
Well I do know that if you make a dragon wet and haughty one way to go about it is getting on your knees and praise her a lot before licking her privates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123761
What, you don't want to anally train a loli ryu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123566
Nice Hellhound, looking forward to seeing the full version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123767
No, I prefer to have a normal and lovingly relationship with a normal dragon my age.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to train every day so you can princess carry your snek waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123011
>You'd have a bunch of scientists fascinated by magic, trying to make it into another science
Where the fuck do I sign up for magitech research?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123793
I want a big buff dragon and a big, pudge dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123803
then who's going to princess carry me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123793
>my age
Physically. Fucking dragons, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123540
>she's just sitting there in her mansion wondering why the portals haven't opened.
>she always cooks for one.
Is this what dying feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123807
I just want a normal dragon that tries to stop me from getting good because she thinks I'm already great but I need to do it for her.

>>18123811
Appearence wise and mentally. Having a nice young dragon so we can discover the life of adventures and adulthood together would be great. Even better if we started at a younger age like 14 to 16.

[Anonymous No.]

c93 Badhand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123846
>badhand
Scans can't come soon enough, best fox artist.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to spoil,groom and cuddle your wild MG no matter how much they dislike it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123864
That’s a cute ahoge

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123864
>Savage, muscled werewolf
>Fidgits whenever she’s getting her hair/tail brushed
>Hates waiting for food to fully cook and gets frustrated by wrappers

Cute, would spoil till she relaxes

[Anonymous No.]

Happy New Years, dude! What's your resolution(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
1920x1080 my dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Git gud at drawfaggotry enough to be able to complete one of those pictures that show a year's progression month by month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Get kidnapped and raped all night of new years night by a hungry vampire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Try not to fail too much in life, maybe commission some wife and other monsters stuff as funny as that sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
To not die at my desk over the next 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
To watch more anime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
take up a different hobby

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
make love to dudeposter and ran

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Try and become less of a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123864
Wanna brush a feral ratatoskr. Gonna brush a feral ratatoskr.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna marry the grapesnake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Quite a few.
>fix my shitty diet
>commission porn of various monster girls
>stop being a casual with anime
>maybe take up writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
To master armed combat so I can spar with my (non-existent) wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124031
I want the marriage to be blessed by a graped anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124053
Graped Anubis sounds lewd as hell. What would her schedule look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124031
I will pump the snake with a DOZEN of little snakes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124059
An immaculately drawn dick spanning the entirety of her weekly schedule page. There is still one box with "Legos" written in it with small print but it overlaps the penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Hit the gym, play more gigs, and become a better drawfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124031
>apophis at the altar
>groom looks like hes drugged out of his mind
>he just spouts off random gibberish
>priest knows better than to question it

[Anonymous No.]

[tiny little angry lamia noises]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Stop masturbating so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124059
>What would her schedule look like?
>6am
Wake up husband with a blowjob
>6:30am
Prepare breakfast
>7am
Quickie with the husband over the kitchen table before work
>9am-1pm
Work as an advisor to queen grape snake
>lunch break
Eat and then masturbate while thinking of her husband
>2pm->5pm
More work
>6pm
Get home and fuck in the hallway like an animal for a good hour or so
>7:30pm
Dinner
>Rest of the night
Dick, dick, dick

[Anonymous No.]

[big huge angry pharaoh noises]

[Anonymous No.]

[scared pharaoh noises]

I bet even when she's shaking in a corner with snot dripping from her nose she's still majestic. Perfect for breaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124115
>>18124129
Anon what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124115
>>18124103
>You’ll never be stuck in the middle of a CC, muscle pharaoh and oppai loli apophis fued

[Anonymous No.]

[Autistic roars of dragons fighting for a men]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18122889
Anon, you act like that's not going to lead to you getting ridden by two screamers until you pass out.
Which one gets your face and which one gets your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124136
That's just asking for double paizuri that leaves their tits covered in your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124059
Grapesnake a shit, a non-graped anubis would be a lot more satisfying to lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124129
>>18124115
>Pharaoh accidentally uses god voice during sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124143
>”Come now Anon, stain my chest white! Show how much better it is that that reptiles sacks of flab!”
>”Nuh uh! He’s gonna do mine cause it’s bigger and softer than some old hunk of rock, right Anon?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124155
>accidentally
Don't fool yourself anon, she'd be using it all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124162
They're probably going to keep pressing in on each other, their tits squishing together harder and harder until anon just shoots an enormous load that hits them both in the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124176
>”Fu fu fu, obviously it was my chest that -hey!”
>Oppai lolipophis is too busy licking anons dick with a smug grin to respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124163
Talking about god god voice
the one she uses to talk to everyone in her kingdom like a megaphone.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone cheer up the Ice Queen, it won't stop snowing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124195
I'm no good at cheering up. I can fill her up though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124195
>Hugs tightly
>Grabs nearby assortment of fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124197
Isn't that what he said? I thought that's what he said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124195
I wish I had an Ice Queen. It's pretty hot in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124195
would groping them would warm hands help

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124211
>>18124235
Hugging and groping her with Weresheep wool mittens would warm her cold heart

[Anonymous No.]

I bet undead parties are great,plenty of Christmas cake options to pick up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124187
Just imagine the Pharaoh pouting as the Apophis smugly starts sucking on anon's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124248
I read that as undead panties and the rest still made sense. I'm sniffing a wight tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124250
She be pouting but she needs to remember that she can either go and lick anons sack or go for a kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124149
>Grapesnake a shit
Your taste a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123693
>Well if your showed me yours I guess that means I have to show you mine, right?
Ice is nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124257
All sneks are great! Even dragon sneks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123037
>As you're dutifully eating out her plump pussy, you can feel drops of milk falling on your head
>She tells you in a singsong voice that "If anon's a good boy and finishes dinner I'll let him have his dessert right away~"
>This coinciding with her pressing her crotch even tighter against your face and a hand pulling you in, so that you start sputtering from being unable to breathe, but she just growls and tells you "Harder!" so you thrash your tongue wildly and pray you can finish her before you pass out
>Thankfully, she finally cums as you feel her clench down on your face and hear her moan as both hands press your head in even further
>You barely get a desperate breath in before she whisks you up and carries you under the shoulder briskly to the bedroom you share, undoing her dress on the way so that it falls down and her huge full tits, now steadily streaming milk, are left in the open
>She sits down on the edge of the bed, sits you in her lap, and puts a hand behind your head, the other ripping your pants off and rubbing your huge cock
>"Now you've been a good boy, Anon. I want you to drink as much 'dessert' as you can while I take care of everything."
>She brings your head gently up, and without needing to be told twice, you latch onto her nipple and begin sucking in sweet, creamy milk as her other hand jacks you expertly
>"...there there, that's my wonderful little husband~ and when you're all done drinking from both..."
>She licks her lips over her fangs, which shine in the dimly lit bedroom
>"...it will be my turn for MY dessert~"
>Her eyes are practically burning a hole into the side of your neck, but you don't care, you're too busy in heaven from your lovely Mistress' nursing handjob

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>>18121760

[Anonymous No.]

Fallen angels

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>>18122884
Yes.

>>18124139
Pharaoh gets the face, dovakiin will get the dick.

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>>18124385
I rolled Olivia and she still has those ass fangs. Would fuck.

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>>18124420
Olivia's way too hot, fallen angels best angels.

[Anonymous No.]

Trying on big sister's clothes!

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>>18124248
>plenty of Christmas cake options
And young daughters of nobles who've tried hard enough to be able to have them.

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>>18124458
That they are. Those delicious shiny hair and red eyes along with a silky smooth skin makes them very dickable.

Would pump so much they wouldn't be able to fly.

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>>18124464
Aww. That's a cute idea.

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>>18124464
>"One day, I'm gonna be as hot as big sis and get a man to sign my contract just like she did with Anon!"
>"A-any day now my boobs will start growing and I'll be as hot as her!"

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>>18124478
Anon thats not healthy! they need to stretch their wings every day!

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>>18122001
>Pain is no

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>>18124530
They could stretch their wings, they just couldn't use them.

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>>18124530
This >>18124553

Though slight fucks would be pretty nice as well even if I had to get ride of my fear of heights.

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>>18124575
Fallen angel or pure white angel?
Which one is better to give a big old seed bump?

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>>18124594
I prefer fallen angels, they seem more sexy and lusty than the others. Normal ones are for marrying and comfy vanilla or gentle femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>You're out on a boat when a nearby mermaid starts humming this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzzGWfPI2YU

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>>18124619
They are but normal ones can also be lewd, and teased about how lewd their bodies are as you tease them

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>>18123914
Increase the consistency of my life.

Actually go to the gym at least three times a week.
Eat something that contains an unprocessed vegetable every day.
Sleep at a regular time.
Not oversell myself or insinuate promises I can't keep.

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>>18124594
Fallen ones! gonna breed her and start a new race with beautiful daugherus

How much seed can a fallen one take compared to a pure angel?

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>you'll never have a big mofu make this face as she rides you

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>>18124646
Same amount, the fallen ones just beg for more while the pure ones ask you to stop

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>>18124634
Well yes, that's why I said lewding them was okay. Things like ruffling their feathers and nibbling their ear while they try to convince you to have sex in missionary just to end up in doggy style, things like that are comfy.
You could also have extremely rough anal with them, but that would end up with them falling sooner or later.

>>18124646
Maybe a bit more since she'll be smashing her pussy against your dick, forcing her body to its limits.

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>Dragon wife asks you to shackle her,grab her by the horns like handlebars and proceed to mate press her on the wall like a mere lizard while you grab her tail,screaming how you will never conquer her while she sports heartpupils

Yes/no?

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>>18124675
She wouldn't need to ask me twice. I love female lizards.

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>>18124675
She asked, of course I'd do it. Gotta make sure I give her some bites and use magic to make her more sensitive too, maybe have her go down to the ground and fuck her face down ass up and cumming so much a pool form under her. Might fuck her ass and coat her tail in cum so she can lick it while I make her legs tremble.

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>>18124658
Would be nice, although I want to do extremely lewd things with my angel while she remains pure so she can still be embarrassed

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>>18124697
You'd need to be gentle and only do it once in a while then or else the corruption would build up and she'd fall.

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If theres mouse girls are there also bigger badder rat girls?

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>>18123914
Recover my destroyed confidence and find a job, workout and finally get a house

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>>18124675
Yes, although I don't know if its better for her to be former maydere turned into a big, pudgy masochist or a large, muscled one with secret, masochistic tendencies

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>>18124702
You know it, but those moments would be so lewd that she couldn't help but be embarrassed.

>>18124704
Yes, yes there are.
Catching one of them is a treat.

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>>18124704
Yes.

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>>18124704
Rat girls make great yanderes or criminals while mouse girls make great innocent stalkers and childhood friends!

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>>18124739
Both make great toys when captured

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>>18124739
I want a small mouse that turns into a big rat on full moons

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>>18124759
Wait, so would she be a mousegirl thats a weremilf or something? Is that even a thing? Because I kind of want that to be a thing.

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>>18124765
>Weremilf curse
>Turns the afflicted into aggressive milf form with huge breasts and wide hips that looks like they've had some kids.
>Most common in lolis and teens, although CCs have been known to catch it
>Worst bit is it stacks with girls who are already milfs

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>>18124774
Reminds me too much of those stupid ass "werebimbo" things I saw on /d/.

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>>18124783
Shush you,
Speak too much and we'll have a weregyaru

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>>18124792
I know girls who are Student Body Presidents by day, and cock hungry gyaru sluts after school who whore themselves out for money or free if the cock's big enough, like in one doujin.

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>>18124704
Sigmar frowns upon wanting to philander with the Skaven, anon.

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>>18124804
>using the term by day and not finishing it with gyuaru sluts by night
I didn't know you could fuck up something so simple

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>>18124808
Well maybe Sigmar can send some golden Bitches my way then.

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>>18124815
I'd say by night, but she quickly does her makeup and all after school and goes out hunting for dick while the sun's still up, so it's not really applicable.
She also ends up having to fug a classmate to keep her secret because he saw through her makeup or some stupid shit like "I recognize those breasts".

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>>18124804
>free if the cock's big enough
I love gyarus like this. I wonder if you could get discounts if you aren't incubus huge.

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>>18124826
You're taking the meme too literally my dude, and that does sound like a hentai plot

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>>18124816
>Wanting Sigmarine cujine
I'm disappointed.

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>>18124843
I'm just saying man, if he doesn't want me banging mice, plowing chaos champion ass, demon vagoo,zombie mouths, and the rest, he better give me some golden girls

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>>18124835
That's because it is one.
https://exhentai.org/g/1063151/88ae18e01f/

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>>18124724
Never walk into an MGC alley unless you want to get raped by a pack of busty rat girls.
They'll pass you around like a paizuri party favor until their chests are covered. Then they'll drag your unconscious body off and you'll wake up tied to a bed being forced to breed them.

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>>18124853
>Not going Option D and fucking a demon of Malice
By the by I'm a huge advocate for Chaos sex and Skaven girls, just practice safe sex, Anon. Except around Nurgle, you're doomed regardless.

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>>18124883
They can be safely insterted into 'Demon Vagoo'.
There's also half-naked screaming dwarf ass and sky pirate dwarf ass if you are going by Age of Inferior Setting

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>>18124856
>You will never be the forced communal husband for a pack of yandere rats, all of them a different color of crazy
Probably be scared for your life just as often as you'd be scared of getting milked dry.

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>Dark Mages in a nutshell

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>>18124985
Isn't the comic saying she's a lesbian?

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>>18124993
I don’t know if this is a series, I just saw this comic. Isolated, I see nothing to indicate that.

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>>18125005
>He hasn't read the entire webseries and doesn't know the guy was actually a ftm dressing like a trap
>He doesn't know that car in the witch's lap actually has a humanoid form with a snout and fur and everything
>He doesn't know about something only slightly relevant to the content he wanted to post so now he's a shitposter

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>>18125005
If nothing else, you can now imagine what it'd be like to have a bondage obsessed Dark Mage as your mistress.

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>>18124985
>threadcannon Dark Mages in a nutshell

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>>18124993
I thought it was an s&m thing

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>>18125022
There's actually an H-manga series with that premise.
https://exhentai.org/g/1078256/13b358967d/
https://exhentai.org/g/1081137/f89be6558e/
https://exhentai.org/g/1084086/f0e041c9e5/

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>>18125041
I never saw that sorting hat scene in Harry Potter.

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>>18125041
>These are not my glasses

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>be human girl living on farm in "cradle"
>have a man who loves you and means the world to you
>suddenly wurm
>try to rush her with a pitchfork but she just bowls you over
>watch helplessly as she coils around your man and fucks his brains out

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>>18123566
That's a good figure, anon

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>>18125074
>He posted it again word by word

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>>18125074
I WANT THAT SILVER WURM

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Why are sandworms so based?

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>>18124985
>After a particularly intense fucking session, the Dark Mage creates a stamina recovery spell in their summoning circle and binds you to it to recover
>Unfortunately, you’re both slightly hikki, so there isn’t enough room on the ground
>She binds you to the wall in a position where you both can still watch TV
>You’re upside down, but it doesn’t matter too much since you’re still zoning out.

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>>18125109
Mobile fortress.

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>>18125109
Because their passing will cleanse this world of its sins.

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I want an Apophis and Pharaoh, and have my Khepri and Girtablilu Guard throw them into the Sandworm's mouth!

I'll decide on what to do with them next once I consult my Anubis advisor.

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>>18125109
>>18125124
They take the "big powerful girl is actually a total cutiepie" thing to the extreme. Also >>18125113

>"Oh gosh hubby! They're throwing bigger rocks at us now! Hehe! It tickles!"
>"Babe those are cannons..."
>"Uwaaah, I thought you said my chestie was the biggest cannons though hubby!"
>"Oh, they are~"
And then you make out with her while Ordercucks pout that they're having no effect on her lounging shell.

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>>18125190
I wish minor mischief like bumping the cannon emplacement from below wasn't likely to cause injury. Letting the waifu pop out to say hi up close before burrowing would be a kick though.

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>>18125190
It behooves (You) to be a good wizard or sorcerer if you plan on marrying a Sandworm. That way you can do things like scry outside of her shell to know where you are while travelling, shrink/polymorph her down to lamia size, and have magic take care of some of the more challenging logistics of everyday life living inside her.
Not to mention do cute little flashy magic tricks that wow her and get her her very own wizard hat that she absolutely cherishes because Hubby is "the coolest, most awesomest person in the world!" even though you got kicked out of Wizard's College for being just okay

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>>18125190
They also have the ability to polymorph their worm shell into a sort of lamia tail, if only temporarily.

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>>18125217
I tend to think that's a pretty difficult thing for them to do on their own unless they're an exceptionally intelligent Sandworm, and I prefer them to be cutesy and bubbly, so I like this >>18125216 kind of scenario more. It adds some bit of agency to (You) as the husband. But that's just me.
>>18125212
>BWOOOOOSH!
>"Waaaaah! Hello army people! How are you this month?"
>"THERE IT IS! KNOCK ARROWS!"
>"Aww, you always say that! Hubby says hi!"
>"Hi, fellas."
>"SHE'S STILL DIGESTING THAT POOR MAN! FIRE!"
>"Okaaaay, well it was nice talking to you all! We're gonna go to Miss Pharaoh's for a few weeks! Have fun with your rockcannonies! Hubby, say bye to the nice army men!"
>"See ya'll next month."
>She closes her mouth and tunnels back underground before leaping up half a mile away mere seconds later, bouncing across the desert

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>>18125217
It’s nice for visiting desert towns, but even with that it’s a bit of a hassle if you’ve acquired any worm-proof furniture.
She’d have to spit it all out somewhere first.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LckJTjGtz2M

BEHOLD, SALAMANDERS. SOMETHING GREATER THAN YOURSELVES.

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>>18125251
S Y M B I O S I S
>Come in contact with some Khepri harems, single or taken, across various places in the desert
>Agree with them that they'll watch your stuff before you head into town, and in return they'll scrub it clean of any latent DE to ball up into their dark matter balls
>Its a happy cooperation that expedites the Khepri's goals and is a handy and reliable service when you and your wife wanna head into town

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>>18125246
The polymorphism thing for sandworm always felt a bit broken to me too. I imagine it's a thing that can be done, but only if you know and practice magic, not as a race trait. You or your sandworm have to git gud to go on a date in the city under normal circumstances.

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>>18125251
For some reason I’m imagining an underground city built inside Sandworm tunnels and for some reason I love it.

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>>18125281
>Your Sandworm and you go on a half-a-century long vacation across the world, leaving her usual stomping grounds and many interlinked tunnels behind
>When you finally arrive back to her birthdesert, you come across a budding Dwarven community starting up in the tunnels she made before
>"UWaaa! Can we keep them, hubby?! They're so cute!"
>"Babe, they're a proud people, please don't call them 'cute', and no, they also aren't pets."
>"Waah, but look at their little cute legs!"
>"Welp, they've spotted us, aaaand here come the arrows. When are we gonna meet a group of people who DON'T shoot at you?"
>"OOu, these ones feel different honey! These dorofs have good metal!"

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>>18125276
If I remember correctly, the polymorphism, while being a race trait, requires so much energy that they need a husband for it to work so it's not like you're meeting up with a random Lamia one moment and a Sandworm the next.

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I love Lizards.
Lizardmen, Salamanders, Wyvern, Dragons, Ryus. Even a Wyrm would be good.

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>>18125256
How would one deal with a Monster who you've been looking for all your life because it killed your parents and your whole tribe, sold you to slavery and made your life miserable forever, only for the Demon Lord's Will to impose upon her right when you have it in your grasp and turn it into a Monster Girl?

How much of the Monster that was before remains now?

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>>18125312
It's not about how common it is, something about the relative ease of it bugs me. You shouldn't be able to do something that grand just because you're getting dicked.

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>>18125335
I read a story like that. Good stuff.
Though it was “killed your comrades” instead of family.

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>>18125341
>that grand
It’s just a polymorph spell.
Who are you to dictate that that’s some exceptionally difficult spell?

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>>18125346
Link? or story name at least?

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>>18125335
This really makes me think about the first hour when monsters became MG
Would they feel remors, guilt?
What if they were right in the middle of terrorizing humans just for the heck of it?
Do ancient and immortal species still remember pre-DL?

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>>18125355
I'm the owner of my headcanon, I'm kind of a big deal there. I'm not telling you how it works in the MGE though I didn't express that well.

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>>18125362
I don’t recall, give me a minute since I think it’s somewhere in the writefags in the OP.

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>>18125366
My waifu does. She finds it "complicated" and would explain it as "Just as it's in man's nature to hunt and fish in order to eat and survive, it was simply our nature to terrorize and drain, so as it is now in our nature to love and sex."
She's remorseful more that that's the way a cruel Chief God set up the world, not so much that she participated, as that was her nature. It's also why she so adores the DL for what she's doing and works so tirelessly to ensure her victory, so that the whims of a sadistic or uncaring deity will never cause such strife again.
A few girls upset about having a hyper increased sex drive or a few men dimly worried about archaic and limiting reproductive morals is a very small price to pay when considering the horrible alternative that was the past.

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>>18125403
>Its their nature
Werent monsters or the majority of them born for the SOLE purpose to kill humans?
Atleast in mge setting

[Anonymous No.]

Fat cats were made for cuddling

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>>18125346
>>18125362
Oh, I actually bookmarked it. Thank fuck, I'd have never found it again.
It's a bit different than your premise, but I think it applies nonetheless.

https://pastebin.com/1QMTdb6A

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>>18125425
More or less. It was a balancing system to prevent anyone from getting too technologically advanced, or so the implication seems to be. Monsters nearly genocide humans, humans have a great hero rise up and nearly genocide monsters back, a new Demon Lord arises and the cycle continues.
Seems like a sort of TTGL scenario.

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>>18125437
That they are.
Would grope and snuggle, along with giving snacks.

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>>18125444
sounds like guRren laggan

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>>18125437
How would she react to me making out with her tummy?

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>>18125437
too fat
fucking thickfags

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>>18125444
Now heres something that really gets my noggin a joggin
If she wanted to kill humans
Wouldn't the chief god need only 3 monster species?
Land, air and sea?

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>>18125450
Yeah. That's what TTGL is.

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>>18125454
Nya-haha ing

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>>18125437
Don't forget that Cheshires can teleport and so Cuddlecat Cheshires can most certainly appear on top of you if she so much as thinks you might be cold.

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>>18125454
Smug levels would be off the charts

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>>18125459
The Monster different types of monsters the ahrder it is to fight against them, since less variety means you can more easily adapt and specialize on fighting them.

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>>18125477
Smug and Snug in equal measures.
Just imagine having your head squeezed between those tits and being able to look up and see her smug loving grin.

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>>18125487
I fucked up that sentence real good.

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>>18125459
You're forgetting the Human Universal Cross-Dimensional Constant:

Humans are Adaptable(tm)
Throw a single horror of land at us and we'll find a solution, throw a deep sea terror at us and we'll end up fishing it for sport, throw a terror of the sky at us and we'll learn how to tame it and use it to fly over the land and sea and now you're really fucked.
I like to think that the Automatons, who are technological relics of an ancient age of human advancement, are the result of one of the previous Chief Gods trying to take a shortcut like that. "Lets just make a few really powerful species, that'll keep the humans from getting ahead!". Humanity then defeats them and advances to the point where the CG panics and sends some really nasty stuff, perhaps that's where the chaos species were first unleashed upon the world.
I dunno there's alot of ways you can take it, and its as deep or shallow as you personally prefer to take it.

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>>18125464
>>18125477
>>18125490
>"Nya-ha-ha, anon, you're such a pervert~ Do you think I'm fat?"
>"Yes."
>"Nyaaa, anon's a dirty little fattylover, fwee-hee-eee~"
>Promptly shoves his head in deeper and then proceeds to lay down on top of him so he gets smothered
Perfection.

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>>18125505
That sounded dangerously HFY-y coming from you, Baronessfag.

[Anonymous No.]

Do feline mgs bring you dead animals as present too?

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>>18125335
I have an idea like that in my head but it's a bit too similar to https://pastebin.com/1QMTdb6A so I think I'll pass and just say that it'd be a non-smut version with a Dragon who'd be a D&D Red Dragon and Smaug expy and Dragoon.

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>>18125532
No no, it's more just that's how humans are almost always written in any sort of fiction with multiple major races. They're the ones who can adapt and evolve to whatever situation they're thrown into.
Now did KC think all of this out? Probably not, but it creates a reasonable background, again, if you feel like going that deep into it, which you don't have to.
Don't worry. Humans can't win against the pussy. Can't beat the pussy, man.

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>>18125536
Yes, but when Jinkos do it, it's called "hunting for the village"
They keep trying so hard to teach you, helpless human.

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>>18125523
Gotta be sure to grope that fat cat ass while shes doing that.

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>>18125523
>"nyaha, am I too heavy for you anon?"
>"mmhhfff"
>"Just what I like to hear~"

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>>18125543
I see it the same way as you, but the only reason humans don't need to adapt is because there is no danger in the setting. They don't need to go berserk fighting because the girls wouldn't take it seriously and they just want to marry, not only that mamono mana solves a lot of problems so they don't need that survival instinct anymore. Sure, some here and there would still love the thrill of adventure and could get to dragon slaying levels but that's up to them.
It shows since heroes and paladins from the setting can't even finish off monsters because they don't have any evil intent.

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>>18125546
>>18125561
UNF. I want her to fall asleep like that on top of me and both forget and not care that I'm stuck under her, only for her to wake me up later and the first thing she says is "Anon, make me breakfast!" with a spoiled catlike face.

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>>18125587
Don't forget anon, if she gets thirsty she'll just adjust her position so she can give you a lazy purring blowjob. That also means her ass will be resting directly on top of your face.

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>>18125587
Would be nice, although she'd still be nuzzling against you so you'd be wedged between her and the bed.
Long loose hair or short hair?

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>>18125598
Words cannot explain how perfect that would feel, being unable to move as she pins me down and greedily guzzles away at me, all while her pillowy ass smushes against me and demands slapping in order to make it bounce up enough for me to breathe. Her body would dominate me without her even having any input in the matter.
>>18125604
Long loose hair that she sometimes ties into a big braid, and a humongous pear of an ass that's big even compared to the rest of her cuddly body.

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>>18125604
I'm thinking long and messy, she spends most of her days smothering you with her big soft body

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>>18125532
Whenever someone says baroness I think of a triplane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125624
>>18125626
Similar tastes right there.
She would probably get embarrassed at how she gets her hips and rears stuck in places if she weren't so smug

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>>18125642
>Ten foot tall Demon in military garb standing atop the wings of a triplane as her husband flies it beneath her
>"Get me closer! I want to hit them with my whip~!"

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no undead waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125645
Oh to see that fat ass wiggling as she rummages through the back of the refrigerator, legs spread out and tail lazily whisking around with sounds of eating and smug moaning coming from within.
And you just know she know's you're oogling her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125645
>"Anooooon, I'm too cuddly for your doorway! Nya ha ha, I'm too comfy even for your house~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125671
Zombies are such qtpatooties.
>"Uuuhhhng... husband... taste goooood..."
>"Feeel... better... huuusbannd..."

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>>18125679
You know it, although you really need to hide the puddings so she stops getting into them.

>>18125685
Exactly.
Be sure to give that well padded rear a smack when you see her.
And she's nowhere near too comfy for your home, she wouldn't be there if she was.

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>>18125679
Would it be a rude to just pound that ass while she's halfway in the fridge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125699
To be fair, She's just as likely to spread it over herself for you to lick up as she is to eat it, so it works out in the end.

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>>18125705
Nope.
80% chance that's why she's there in the first place.
Remaining 20 is she actually got stuck

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>>18125536
I'm imaging a female feline broette bringing you bound MG to "use" because you're too big of a dweeb to get laid. Or she doesn't realize she's the only one you want.

>Chilling in your room making a SICK DND character
>Jinko childhood friend/girl next door walks in carrying a ratatoskr gagged and bound in red rope.
>"What is that?"
>"Is squirrel."
>"Why did you bring me a squirrel?"
>"Because you haven't brought home any yourself! I go now, you two have fun, da?"
>You watch that tight jinko ass as she walks away chuckling. Next mating season for sure.
>In the meantime, you've got a soaked toskr to deal with.

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>>18125679
What if I groped her belly while she was doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125724
Purring and an awkward "N-not there Anon!"

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>>18125699
Like I could say no to her. If her smothering weight isnt convincing enough, her pouty face and hand reaching down the front of my pants sure as hell is. Or if somehow even that was resisted, the ultimate "I'll let you do whatever you waaaant~" is truly unbeatable.
>>18125705
It would be rude NOT to. She absolutely loves feeling her ass pounded and ravaged while she stuffs her face.
>>18125724
Intense, heavy purring, and her ass grinding and bumping against you, desperate for attention as well. She's a big greedy cuddlecat. She'd give you two extra arms if it meant you could worship more of her 'perfect' body at once.

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>>18125720
That’s when I get that chubby Rata to help me claim that Jinko booty.
Then I help that Rata get the attention of that one anon in the photography club.

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>>18125748
Anon please, too much pudding makes a cuddlecat sleepy.
Also makes it smugger when she has it all go to her hips and chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Winter Gremlins worked hard to make all your Christmas gifts!

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>>18125763
I thought Elves made the toys?

[Anonymous No.]

When will Zipangu turn into a Dark Demon Realm to rival Pandemonium?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmdFanckwyw

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>>18125763
>>18125776
That's what they want you to think.

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>>18125720
I wouldn't mind a platonic feline friend bringing me a rodent every now and again, just don't know what I'd do to pay her back.

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>>18125777
Never, because it’s already got a lot of Green Demon realms.

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>>18125776
The Elves just dress in slutty clothing and pose with peace signs in front of presents, or Santa's sleigh.

Winter Gremlins do all the hard work.

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>>18125777
Why do you keep posting this off topic image from a snuff doujin?

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>>18125781
Give her some shotas.

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>>18125794
Because I love you Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Slime Sorceress
Bubble Slime Healer
Slime Carrier Warrior
Shoggoth Assassin

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>>18125777
The dark part isn't happening because their resident protector and origin of all that is good has a hateboner for it.

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>>18125781
You're going drinking with her and the tab is yours. Prepare yourself.

>>18125807
>My Entire Party is Tanks and Also My Clothes Keep Dissolving?!

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>>18125748
At that point I'd just hoist her up and deposit her on the bed and begin to fondle endlessly. She'd probably complain that she wasn't able to bring any pudding with her but she'd be purring happily within a minute or two. Nothing makes a cuddlecat happier than her anon squeezing every inch of her pudgy body

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>>18125832
I wanna eat the peetzer with the goddogess.

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>>18125807
Ren-Panda Merchant
Mimic Dungeoneer/Treasure Hunter
Automaton Caravan Guard
>>18125835
>My Entire Party is Tanks and Also My Clothes Keep Dissolving?!
I'd watch that

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>>18125835
Every mouse, rabbit, or squirrel she brings me is another night on the town. I can dig that deal.

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>>18125832
>Eight lamia sisters decide to thrown Zipangu into darkness
>Little did they know a legendary Ochi and a sunny Wolfy lurked nearby

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>>18125839
Be sure to massage the cuddlecat.
She needs it.

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>>18125855
>That many rodents being brought to one virile young male
I get the feeling she'd make you a family man before you knew it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwlqmQY4iIw

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>>18125873
I just hope she'd learn when to stop. Don't need her bringing me every little vermin she finds just so she can get a few free drinks.

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>>18125832
>Mother to us all
With a body like that?

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>>18125892
She's seen what you masturbate too, she'd know your taste.

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>>18125832
would she demand me calling her mom?

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>>18125904
Suddenly I'm a bit worried about how platonic our relationship is.

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>>18125904
>Jinko finds anons dirty magazines
>Naughty tigers monthly

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>>18125891
Yes.

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>>18125911
Be of more worried about your blinds. How is tiger to help seeing what she can see?

>>18125932
There we go, that's mommy to us all.

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>>18125938
If she sees what she sees, chances are she really would bring me a new crittery wife daily. Would she be disgusted knowing one of her best friends is a massive haremfag?

[Anonymous No.]

Elves and Elf accessories.

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>>18125996
I want to steal an elf's panties.

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>>18125996
How many Elves is considered too much for a harem?

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>>18125996
That ass was made for facesitting.
That elf was made for lovin.

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>>18125996
She’d make a good lamia

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>>18126023
>Elves
>Harems

You don't keep elves in harems. You keep them in pens.

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>>18126020
>go to MGCU
>go on a panty raid on the Wood Elf dorms
>it’s all just leafs strung together with vines
>you can tell which ones are Canadian by the maple leafs

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>>18126021
Praise Bastet! The cutest Cat in Egypt!

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[Anonymous No.]

>harems

>http://read.lhtranslation.com/read-makikomarete-isekai-teni-suru-yatsu-wa-taitei-cheat-chapter-7-page-11.html

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>>18126044
>Islander Wood Elves have large Palm Tree leaves that drag on the floor.

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>>18126044
>Canadian
Ruined it.

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>>18125996
Such big eyebrows!

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>>18126044
I bet they smell pretty nice. Would grab a handful and try to identify who they belong to with the scent.

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>>18126033
No. You give them the illusion of freedom. You call it a harem to make them feel important and loved, then, when your daughteru army is strong enough you take over the entire woods and make sure all your daughterus have husbands to call their own!

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>>18126069
But the woods is only full of more girls.

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>>18126069
Are you trying to trick me into releasing my elves with such absurd plan, elf-lover?

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>>18126055
Jesus christ this is the most cringy shit I've seen in a while. Everything about it is just no.

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>>18126074

innawoods with your nugget
find grills
'i must not be innawoods enough'
go more innawoods

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>>18125760
Lord knows just how ridiculous things would get once the weight starts going to her chest

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>>18126084
>Cuddlecat with holst tier breasts and an ass that could smother a man.

A wider hourglass than could be expected but nice, even if theres a bit of chub in the middle.

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>>18126044
>Wood Elf dorm has a large tree in the center of the living area, to help make them feel at home.
>Decide to mess with them, by cleaning up all the leaves that fall from it, as Wood Elves like to collect them for some unknown purpose.
>Sneak in, then start shoveling all the leaves you can grab into an empty pillow case.
>Lights turn on.
>Turn to see a group of flustered, blushing Wood Elves.
>"W-What are you doing with our underwear?!"
>Realize they're all in their nightwear.
>Realize they all have leaves covering their nether regions.

It was just a prank!

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>>18126097
>"Nyahaha, it seems that even my breasts have packed on a bit! You don't mind, do you anon? Of course not, now get rubbing, I want them even bigger~"

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>>18126122
Cuddlecat is a troublemaker.
She'd probably start teleporting on you when you lay down so her chest ends up in your face.

I don't think anything could stop the smug, other than a grope about the middle.
I almost wonder if pranking her by buying those holst based puddings would be worth it.

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>>18126136
>big fat cuddlecat now with huge heaving breasts that jiggle to and fro, bursting out of any shirt she tries on to match her tremendous rear
Are you happy with what you've created? Becauase you should be

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>>18126170
Yes.
Yes I do because there's one thing I know that she doesn't.
She only teleports now because walking and running tire her out or she smacks herself in the face with her chest.

Or she gets stuck in something

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>>18126181
>Cheshire gets stuck in a window
>Proceed to bully her behind relentlessly
>She proofs away when you're done
>Joke's on you, bro, I was only PRETENDING to be stuck! It was fun.

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What would a tanned Jinko look like?

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>>18126188
Be that as it may, that's too fun regardless.
Going to have to moderate her pudding intake though.

If she keeps it up it's ending up in her middle and then she'd be an actual fat cat.

>>18126193
Cute marshmallow cats

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>>18126193
Chocolate jinko with white fur.

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>>18126181
She'd ensure that you take responsibility for what you've done, and that'll involve breast massages multiple times a day, each for hours on end. Are you up to the challenge? She can't handle those things by herself y'know

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>>18126193
I want a Latenight cat.

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>>18126233
Silly cuddlecat, are you unable to reach the front or do they keep overflowing your hands?

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>>18125927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17I4AcBgqCw

>When humans evolve to scare Jinkos

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>>18126248
You can always draw some yourself.

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>>18126253
I can't draw.

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>>18126253
Hi there, Chowderino

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>>18126272
Yo, Stalker.

[Anonymous No.]

>Warmonger dragonfu captures you
>Uses you as a semen dispenser to breed her
>Her army of daugherus conquer the world,while she is declared empress of said world (you end up being her king and a very important figure in history books)

Nice job there anon,ruined it for everyone else

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>>18126250
Seeing the smug look vanish from her face would be satisfying but I would have to go give her a hand, those things are bloody massive

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>>18125996
>tfw you will never have an elf gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKxGg_PtmUw

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>>18126290
>Her army of daugherus
She'll break before that happens but at least there was an attempt.

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>>18126292
I dunno, it may be fun to watch her show off how 'well' she handles those things before stepping in.
Cuddle cat is huge in and of herself, more built for the couch or bed than doing hard work.

She probably just streams vidya to have some sort of income, although maybe having her draw or do commissions would be another thing.

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>>18126311
A warmonger dreams of conquering the world come first anon! she is ready to be bred senseless!

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>>18126317
That's a dream that's going to stay a dream. I'm too lazy to conquer the world and our daughterus would end up being good girls due to my teaches too. If she tries to fuck until she's senseless I'll end up taking care of her too.

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>>18126314
>huge cuddlecat that's also a drawfag who enacts her lewd drawings upon you
Per-fucking-fection
I wonder if her art would change, like it first being mainly plump qts but then changing so that more and more of them have larger chests

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>>18126337
Maybe.
She'd probably do quite a few things, although you'd probably note that some of the pictures are acts you've done to her or her to you.
Just keep an eye out if the guy in the picture looks a little more muscled than you, she may start hinting at something

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>>18126290
Knowing mge logic, she will break within 2 days of breeding

[Anonymous No.]

Yanderes, except instead of jealousy their psychotic episodes come from others not wanting to worship and love their husband as much as they do so.

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>>18126355
So they are willing to share? That's nice of them.

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>>18126368
It's not that they are "willing to share".

Everyone not loving and adoing the man they love and adore so crazily makes them want to rip them apart, crush them like the blind worms they are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHXliNUOq44

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>>18126381
Sounds like having a Nurarihyon would that trait would lead to some pretty scary shenanigans.

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>>18126381
If someone like them came along then they would be willing to share then because that person also understand how great the husband is.

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>>18126347
One could easily use her as a weight, within a few months of lifting her on a bench you'd be swole as fuck

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>>18126381
>>18126393
>>18126406
>Yanharemdere
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
This does sound perfect for a Nuraihyon.

>You uncultured, ignorant swine! How dare you not grovel at the feet of the greatest lord in all Zipangu?! You are not worthy to lick the dirt from his toes!
>Ahhh, but I am, am I not my great lord? Please, allow me to! Ignore this common basic wretch and allow me to bathe your every fiber with my tongue! W-we can even bring in your other concubines to assist! Anything for your happiness my lord! It is our duty to serve and worship you, haha! Hahahahaha! Serve and worship my lord Anon! Hahahahahahahaha~!"

My fearboner is rising.

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>>18126428
>"What do you mean, 'I can't take any more'?! Have you been cheating on our lord?! How dare you even suggest not following his every whim and command! You've only taken six of his loads, most women would beg and grovel to be shown such hospitality!"
>"Overflowing your womb?! THEN MAKE MORE ROOM YOU INGRATEFUL LITTLE SL- s- sorry, sorry my lord, oh my apologies my great lord, the DISOBEDIENCE of this one simply made me get so carried away, y-yes my lord, oh most gracious and forgiving, I will remain quiet as you command, haaaahn my great noble wonderful caring lord~"

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>>18126428
Nurarihyons are underrated! Feels bad liking them the most but also feeling like you'd never be worthy enough to waifu one.

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>>18126428
Seems pretty shit actually, people would go to her party but when she started to act like that monsters and humans would slowly back away to never return again. Unless she actually did something to make them stay.

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>>18126471
There's a market for it, but its not for everyone to be sure.

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>>18126425
Maybe, although even cuddlecat may not like reminders of her size

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>>18126355
>>18126381
Now this is my kind of imp

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>>18126470
They seem pretty carefree so I'd never think of something like that. I don't like this weird yandere cuckquean thing, but I'd enjoy a normal morning nure with pleasure.

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>>18126471
>He thinks they have a choice on leaving the party.
Once you crossed that door frame you sealed your fate. No one leaves until the mistress of the house says so

...O-Or the lord, of course. They're all free to leave if he so wishes them to.

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>>18126428
>>18126468
If there's one thing in life I can't stand, it's people who never shut the fuck up.
Silence is truly the greatest magic.

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>>18126109
>>18126044
>Getting caught red handed by a Wood Elf in the dormitory with leaves in the pillow case
>She must be a new transfer student, still wearing animal furs and the like, her green hair flowing down to the small of her back
>She's also completely buck naked down below, with the carpet matching the drapes
>Silently, she nocks an arrow and looses, pinning the pillow case to the wall behind you
>There's a predatory gleam behind her eyes when she nocks another arrow
>...
>You're running, heart racing and legs burning
>When the fuck did the woods on campus get so thick
>The Elf chasing you is giggling sultrily from the canopy above you, and soon a heavy weight drops onto your shoulders, knocking you to the floor
>She smells of pine when she whispers in perfectly fluent Common into your ear
"I could've dropped you like an Elk from the first moment we met. But, I do love a good chase."
>There's a tearing noise as she slices your clothes open with the arrowhead, teasing your chest and stomach with a slender finger
>Her ears are wiggling as she straddles you
"You humans love elf ears, right? How about you stop struggling and rape me~"
>End up being fucked by and fucking the ever living shit out of the Wood Elf
>Something about her body keeps you aroused during the act, your balls slapping into her clit like a sweaty, heavy pendulum
>When you grab those lithe buttocks and try to pump a baby into her, you hear a chorus of giggles above you
>There's quite an audience of Wood Elves above you, all of them marked with paint and naked
>On that night, Anon became a husband

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>>18126491
Their overall Personality is Lustful/Malicious, so it could very well be possible.

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>>18126499
You're just gonna make her start worshipping you using her body except of her words.

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>>18126496
>>18126499
>Husband just wants to have fun with some friends
>His Nura keeps trying to make others worship him
I can imagine he'd get mad from time to time.

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>>18126515
I know it would frustrate me, but i don't think I could stay mad at her for long. Especially since I know she's only trying so hard for my sake.

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>>18126514
That's magnitudes more preferable.
Actions speak louder than words, after all.

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>>18126515
You need to keep a tight leash on yanderes if you don't want them wrecking around the neighborhood and scaring off the neighbors.

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>>18126515
>>18126523
>"Dear, just cool it for the night, okay?"
>"H-haahn? Of c- Ahem. Yes, my lord."
>She actually gets along well with party guests the rest of the night and acts more like a traditional smoke hobo
>You're positive when she's turned away from you her face must be doing that weird creepy twitching thing it does from time to time as she ties to hold it in, but you'll take it

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>>18126509
They don't mind sharing but they seem too chill for that. But hey, there are always a mutation here and there so one that fell on her head should be possible.

>>18126523
I'd tell her that if she wanted to see me happy she should stop doing those things.

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>>18126485
But she's perfect and she knows it

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>>18126530
She will definitely get a reward for not scaring away my pals. I know keeping herself in check like that is probably one of the hardest things I ask her to do. I'll reward her all night long!

>>18126534
Honestly i'm a huge yan slut so I would only ask her to stop because I don't want her doing any harm to my friends.

[Anonymous No.]

Are Deep Ones going to part of chaos? Because they can't do the same symbiosis thing as other chaos monster girls.

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>>18126534
A polar opposite style one would be fun and cute as well.
>She walks in on you getting double teamed by those twin Kej's from the party last night
>"Oh shit! Nice, dude. I'd ask if you got room for one more but I'm hung over as all fuck. Lemme know when your done, I got nothin planned for the day. Ey, girls, play with his ears, he loves that~"

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>some time later after the portals opened and the MGs came to live in our world.
>MGs started to become well accepted by a decent chunk of the population and even they have started to become popular among the young.
>small kids often in their games try to look alike some of them, using cardboard, floaters, plastic toys or that weird purple slime they found near the school. anything works for them.

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>>18126547
>Tomboyish smoke brobo
I much prefer this style.
>"Damn, babe. You were goin IN last night. You get their numbers? Nah, don't worry about it, I'll work my magic and make sure they stop by the next party too."

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>>18126541
I'd stop her from doing because it's clearly annoying to my friends. She'd be in for a scolding for sure.

>>18126547
Now this I can get behind. We'd party all night long but when morning came she'd be all shill and I'd go at it with some girls all night long.

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>>18126552
>"Look, look! Imma Sh- show- a... a cleany slime! Silly mastah!"
>Shoggoth staring with the widest creepiest smile ever at the boy who picked up her slime as he plays in the park while she hides behind a tree just out of sight

[Anonymous No.]

Short-haired Kejourous

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126588
>"Soon~"

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>>18126530
>>You're positive when she's turned away from you her face must be doing that weird creepy twitching thing

What are you talking about, Anon? Your wife is the perfect example of a high-class-lady, and would never do such absurd gestures.

Everything has been perfectly fine the whole party, Anon. I don't know what has you so troubled.

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>>18126552
I can already see some girls trying to play a kiki by filling the arms of their shirts with feathers from a pillow and gluing some more in a maid hat.

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>>18126619
Kikis seem like a race with some of the lowest drive to monsterize human women. Just seems like its something they wouldn't prioritize.
I know that's not necessarily related at all to your post but still. I guess if a Kiki saw little girls doing that she'd just be happy because she thinks it means they want to also serve a master one day and be proper maids.

[Anonymous No.]

How good would Demons be at curing diseases?
I fucking hate being sick, I want my waifu to make it better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126596
>™

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>>18126605
Imagine being Nurahiyon in that party and having to watch all these ungrateful sluts not be clamoring for your lord's dick. And then the Oni calls for another round, and you're certain you could magic all these girls into proper breeding stock for your lord before the cops could get to you, but you're not going to risk your future head wife status over this. Just bear it. Hide your twitching face and bear it.

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>>18126659
/tv/ pls go

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>>18126659
I know she'd probably not be a good person, but I couldn't help but spoil a Nurarihyon like that. I'd hold her in my lap, nibble on her neck, and whisper to her about how she is by miles my favorite subject.

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>>18126589
Sounds like a real tease. Bet she's got a jungle below though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126619
that makes me think in a title for an LN.
>My girlfriend Kikimora turned out to be a normal girl with a costume

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>>18126659
>>18126686
Even worse for her with all of the power she actually has to make people think things, like that it's perfectly normal for them to offer their bodies to their lord and that there's nothing more they should want to in life.

But her lord doesn't want that, so she is forced to just sit there and take it.

>...since they joke around all the time, it's impossible to grasp their true feelings, so sometimes men may experience feelings of loneliness and anxiety when unable to tell for certain whether the nurarihyon like them.
>However, the words of love they whispered at night in bed don't give off the usual joking vibe at all, and they definitely convey their true feelings.

>After entering the home of a man she's taken a liking to, she'll treat the home owner in a relaxed, friendly manner, and even dine with him, but it's said that the occupants of the home will be unable to sense that anything is amiss, as if they were seized by the delusion that the nurarihyon herself is the mistress of the house.
>And, as if it were only natural, she'll also enter the man's bed; but even so, the man won't be able to feel that there’s anything odd about her being there sleeping with him in his futon. On the contrary, he'll feel that it's a natural thing to be embraced by her since she is the mistress, and he'll even feel delighted to have been chosen as her partner.

Poor little lady. Nurarihyon wants to be hardcore and mindrape some sluts, but her husband won't let her.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the best way to defend oneself against the lewdness of elves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
Fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
By giving me the one on the far left and letting her nursing handjob me until I die

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126727
Honestly I would definitely want her to use her powers to help the harem grow. I'd just feel awful about her doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
Impregnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
Give in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126739
Anon, please. Nothing would make her happier. Even disregarding the aforementioned Yan style one and thinking of a more normal one. She wants to make you so happy and its just natural. Its only natural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
By marrying the superior race: Dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126737
>>18126741
>>18126749
That is entirely counter-poductive to the subject matter.

Fire is the correct answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126737
But anon, she doesn't want you to die.
Do you want to make your high elven mistress sad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126761
How about a superior race, like dorafs?

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>>18126754
I'd probably break after a few days of her pressing the subject, and let her do whatever she wants. I'm sure i'd still feel a bit guilty even though its what her race does, but it'll probably fade once her racial features kick in and everythings all normal, fine, and dandy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126762
Bro, if a busty elf takes one look at you and thinks "I want him inside me" then why would you turn her down? Unless you're already committed or a fucking Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126768
MGE Dwarves with Doraf proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126772
Look at the bright side anon. When you come home, your Kejorou twins, Oni, Ochimusha, Kunoichi, Ittan-Momen, and Head Nurahiyon wives will all be casually getting along in the house, helping each other out and sharing secrets on what to do in bed with you, happily smiling as you walk in and coming up to kiss you one by one as they always do, and... yeah. I mean, its always been like that since you turned 18 even. You're a real lucky guy to be so attractive and charismatic, and each girl practically begs you to go easy on them every night from how hard and satisfyingly you pump them full. Such a wonderful life.
Wait, what were we talking about anyway? There's only bright side here, like there's always been. Just you, your wonderful wives, and your doting, fantastic chief wife you've known since you were a toddler. You won the jackpot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126774
Anon asked how to defend himself against elves, I'm not gonna give him bad advise.

I guess if you wanted yo go easy on them you could use the old Twirly-Whirly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126768
I can IMAGINE it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126801
Jackpot indeed! I don't know what I would've done without my Nura childhood friend being there for me all the time. I don't know what I would've done without her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126819
It's a good thing too. She's honestly a great organizer and fantastic chief wife. Most people would be daunted by having twelve wives, but for you and yours its an absolute piece of cake. Fourteen wives is nothing. In fact, if you just got two more wives and rounded it out to 25, you're pretty sure even then it would still all be a happy, wonderful experience for everyone involved, all thirty wives living comfortably and happily in your big cozy house with your Nura chief wife leading the charge into your heart's happiness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126802
>Angry French Elf

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126734
sucker punch her
>her face when you do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126838
Yep! Wouldn't have been possible without all her help. I'd let her know it too! I'd appreciate her hard work, great attitude, and lovely body every day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126862
What would she look like, anon? Having been pretty much betrothed to her since birth, mamano mana would have shaped her to be the PERFECT girl for you to fit your tastes exactly, so how would she look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126538
>perfect
Just because cuddlecat tells herself that doesn't mean its true.

She gets a bit jealous when anon talks to that muscled werewolf across the street

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126900
Jealous monster girls are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126920
That they are.
Doesn't matter if its a prim and proper vampire, a genki apsara, or something like cuddlecat.

Seeing them 'stealthily' glare at anon and another girl from behind the window/couch/bushes is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126900
I'd never do such a thing to her though, I have eyes only for cuddlecat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126938
Doesn't mean she won't be suspicious.
And your neighbor may not be above making a little prank back by overblowing things

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126501
B-But I came to MGCU to study!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126955
You might have done that, but the other anon went there to steal panties.

[Anonymous No.]

This got scanned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126892
Proportions that are close to this. I'm a huge fan of girls with some chub on them, and she'd be roughly the same height as me(which is to say, not too far off of average). Her hair would reach her behind and it'd as white as in the racial profile, and maybe a moon themed hairpiece and pin to go on her clothes. Cloudy grey eyes and a beauty mark right below the right side of her lips. Though I also like the idea of her being a extra-short Loli, despite all the other girls she recruited being adult sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126967
See you at the Oni dorm!

Going to grab one of their sarashi wraps!

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of erotic magazines/books would each mg species prefer?
Salamanders with magazines full of buff men in skimpy armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126931
I'd just love if my dragon got jealous at little things and she started to walk with her wing spread across my back and her tail wrapping itself around my waist while she kept a straight face. It would be too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127002
Gonna grab those tiger print panties. I bet their scent is very strong because of the booze and sweat too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127002
That's a good way to get snu snu'd unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127009
Yep.
Having her wrap you up while looking at the person talking to you in a 'not quite' glare would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126931
>Jealous genki apsara
Oh my heart.
>Almost-shortstack tier Apsara wife sees you talking to that Cupid across the way, who is blushing because that's what she does when she talks to anyone
>Apsara-chan has comically teary eyes and sniffles, fearing the worse
>When you come home that day she enthusiastically does an erotic interpretive dance version of "Dinner, bath, or me"
>Not knowing what's going on, you go with all three and have a sexy fun night with her
>As you're passed out on top of her at night, she silently looks up at the sky out the window with shiny eyes and pumped fists and a proud smile
>"Yes! Marriage saved!!! No one is taking sweet hubby away from me! I did it!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127025
She knows I'd never cheat on her but it would still be cute to see her acting all clingy in public and puffing out her chest and adjusting herself to look more intimidating. Fuck I'd nuzzle and pamper her so hard when we got home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127042
Adorable.

>>18127045
Good man, reassuring jealous girls is always good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126983
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126983
what did you think of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127002
ive seen that face somewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127074
What seems to be the problem officer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127083
My penis is crying out in fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127071
That it is. Even if she's a dragon I bet she'd act just like a cute girl when I'm reassuring her that she is my biggest treasure and nothing will ever come close to taking her spot. Hearing her ask if it's true and for me too prove it would end up in a really lovingly cuddle sex scene.

And now that I think about it, I'd probably get easily jealous too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127095
Thoroughbred will keep it nice and safe in her horsepussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127098
>I'd probably get easily jealous too.
We dragonfags seem to be just as obsessed with our dragons as they are with us.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you stop all the drunk girls from hitting on you as a bartender?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127126
Marry a cute Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126983
Really hope we get Ishimiso soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127112
Thoroughly breeding thoroughbred.

>>18127126
By being their designated driver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127126
Work with that barmaid Kiki, she knows how to deal out the evil eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127126
Ice water...or wear fake British teeth, and always smile. You know the kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127116
If I went out wit her and people mentioned that she was a dragon and started staring I probably would stick close and make it clear that I'm with her. It would probably be a bit silly but I wouldn't be able to help it.

I guess me and my waifu are both dorks in a way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127146
Which thoroughbred needs to be thoroughly bred the most though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18123914
Have a good year, work lots and write more

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127126
You just get used to it. Just be ready to defend yourself if they get too rowdy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18120751
>>18126787
>>18126761
>>18125308
>shortstack dwarf
>MGE Dwarves with Doraf proportions.

YES PLEASE

[Anonymous No.]

>>18124675
>monsterboys
Get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127194
Yeah, would be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127178
Delicious brown Aokage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127194
That's one meatilicious p'orc. I wonder if she'd let me use her as a daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127221
Meaty Orcs are best orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18125996
If there is anything to convince me to go full whore it's elves. I'd love to taste every flavor.
>Blood
>Night
>High
>Dark
>Wood
>Snow
>Void
>Halfhuman
>Halfdragon
>Undead
>Vampire
The list goes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127083
>Hey, it's me, rape horse!

[Anonymous No.]

>"Ho-ho! Did some called out for a dwarf?"
>"Do not despair this season, for Santa's Little Helper, The Christmas Dwarf, is here!"

[Anonymous No.]

I wish LN would draw as many Werecats as he does actual cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127256
It's six days too late for this.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Vampires have their own blood tasting sessions?

Married ones would go there and brag about how tasty her husband's blood is.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1162194/23f9e0257f/
Das it maynne.
Das it.

[Anonymous No.]

>"Please, don't be shy!"
>"I know that my SHORT beard might make me look a little bit on the young side, but I assure you that I am of perfectly legal age to do with you anything that those christmas ELVES might want to do with you."
>"So let me sit on your lap and tell me, What do you want for chri-"

>>18127269

>"EH!? I was late again...?"
>"Darn these short legs. Better for sprinting than long races."
>"Well, I'll try next year then! So long Humans!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127275
>Translation on work
Oh boy

[Anonymous No.]

How do I sexually tease yandere girls without being kidnapped or raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127296
Tell them if they do that you'll hate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127251
should I?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126355
>Sharing yanderes
I think I vomited. Though yandere just means you're sick in the head so I guess it could be interpreted this way.

Clearly the only way out of this is to murder every female around you and have them replaced with clones of your waifu who all have their subconsciousness' linked up, so your yanfu can feel like she's doing a good thing, but you don't have to worry about fucking other women. Then it's a win win scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126983
Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127315
And they say Haremfags are the immoral ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127327
What, they're all technically her, so it's not cheating. How is it immoral?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127305
But how does that make them aroused? What if I act like a gyaru(virgin) and constantly blue-ovarie my childhood friend by friendzoning her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127275
Regura girls are untrustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127275
>that ending
Damn it Regura. Wish he would do a purification doujin with that gyaru roach of his. Her leopard print underwear makes me rock solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127371
The old ones aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127336
The fact that you murdered every single girl and replaced them with clones?

Come on, Anon. You's like YOU are actually the yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127273
Given how proud they are, you can't have two vampires in the same room without them starting a fight about which husband has the best blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127391
I don't trust any of them, especially after some of his newer works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127371
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127394
>You's like YOU are actually the yandere.
I - wha- How dare you sir. I assure you my love is the purest. I am not this "yan" thing you speak of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127401
Sticc is pure shy olev and wouldn't hurt a fly. And what could this girl possibly be hiding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127417
Yeah, I ain't falling for that act of indignation. I already got you for what you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127451
Because she's secretly getting gangbanged in filthy alleys and only acts like that for shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127396
That's probably why only one go in for a sampling at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>Inari JK got translated
Well, time to end it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127528
What?

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl is best for sexing the degeneracy out of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127476
What are you talking about

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127558
Referencing that one doujin where one of his bug girls gets gangbanged by ntr men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127564
You mean the one where she did that to save the youngest one from being raped then killed the NTRfags?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be the manwhore who gets raped until they turn pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127567
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a succubus to smile and hold my hand until I become comfortable with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Join [Undead Party]?

>Yes
>YES

They're all yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
>Spoiler
>They're a party
This does not sound like it will end well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127627
They're undead for a reason, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
I mean I'm not undead, but sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127632
Undead kingdoms has air that can corrupt you into one of them. Just like how demonic realms turn human men into Incubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127550
Furshit got translated so I'm going to neck myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127640
Who cares?
Aside from you, for unknown reasons, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127636
I'm fine with that. As long as I get a qt ghost to keep me company.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127631
>They're undead for a reason, anon.
Guess i'll join the party too. Whats the worst that can happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127648
If you see floating lights around an undead kingdom, it's probably a Wisp raping her husband. It'll glow brighter if you walk past it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127659
What if I just stop and stare at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127649
You know Prometheus? It's like that but instead of feeling pain you orgasm and instead of your liver getting eaten it's your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
You forgot Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127674
That's the desert party anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127586
Now I'm imagining shy Anon and Shycubus sitting on a bench holding hands and mutually blushing.

It's almost like an endurance exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, make sure that your dragon is at least a D cup.

Dragon pride is amplified by their bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127689
Worst girl. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127699
Don't worry anon, she is just the right size, though she does complain about it during our sparring, saying sometimes it gets on the way while bouncing them at me. I'd say they work in her favor instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127706
An excellent distraction to say the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127699
That's a lot of pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127715
The most pride

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127684
There's a mummy there tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127702
Inadequacy is her charm point. I can't conflict you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
Reminder that Redcaps and Hellhounds also like to hang out around cemeteries. Also that pic needs to add Jiangshi and Ochi
It's a regular Graveyard Smash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127715
How bout a little more?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127715
What fucking blood rituals do I have to perform to make oppai loli dragons real?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127710
That they are. Thank god she's a dragon and is too proud to actively use seduction techniques in battle against me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127699
But Dragon Priest is friend to all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
>thriller

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127733
True.
A tiny maus master could teach her bust-fu, although a holst could do that as well.

>>18127734
Indeed, and she's proud of that fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127734
Is she... inviting me to rest on her lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127740
We're heading into wrestle sex territory and that's fine by me. I'd love to be her dummy so she can test her titties abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Shoggoths have insulating properties due to originating from Antarctica? If so, I would greatly appreciate being warmed up by once because of how cold it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127763
Just be ready for the time she shoves your head between her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127753
Of course!
She's found it's remarkably easier to get people to join her in meditation if she does that, though she's not quite sure why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127126
Jinko wife will just glower at them

[Anonymous No.]

>I woke up in somebody's arms
>Strange and so familiar
>Where nothing could go wrong
>Barely alive or nearly dead
>Somehow awake in my own bed
>And there you are
Who is she /mgt/?

[Anonymous No.]

Which MG is most likely to enjoy holding hands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127829

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127715
>>18127727
>>18127728
Reminder, Iruru is very likely to resort to rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127831
Profile dwarf hand skills exceed that of the succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127812
There's a Tiger in the office!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127840
It can't be helped, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127831

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127855
better believe it m8

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that dolls are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127868
Imagine how soft and warm a Hellhounds paws would be

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127879
give far right

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127625
Poor phantom, always forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127889
I can't give her, but she can definitely take you by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127857
Just lay back and let it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127831
succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127884
perfect for snuggling and scratching itches in hard to reach places!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127812
How does a hardened Jinko Mercenary go from the battlefield to an office job?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127880
I prefer Demons from Different Dimensions. FUCK MR4

[Anonymous No.]

>>18126501
Do wood elves squeal loudly, or just gasp?

[Anonymous No.]

If we still talking on harem autism the lovecraft girls would be pretty good.

>tfw no big titty mindflayer to make everything ok
>;_:

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127914
Declan's Delayed Disappointments work fine post links.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127913
It takes a lot of self control and a good man to take the edge off. But she's seen some shit. She still likes being treated like a lady after years of being a murder machine.

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking about how I'd like to be a Dragon/Wyvern rider but after putting thought into it I came to the sad realization that it'd take a Dwarven Mastercraft of a polearm enchanted with serious Elven magic just to rival the kind of damage she could do with her own claws so it kinda defeats the purpose unlike with a horse where you're actually more dangerous than your mount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127934
Maybe, but my autism doesn’t allow me to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127884
Imagine how soft and warm a hellhound is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127948
Stop whining and ride the damn dragon
Your sword/spear is not your main weapon. SHE is your weapon
You only need your out to defend against things that targeting you
Your are her control, you are the voice that tells her where to go and who to burn, you are partners of war, ACT LIKE IT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127948
You realize that your weapon doesn't nullify your dragon's attack, right?

Besides the best husband is a support husband, so pick up a magical machine crossbow and get shooting and harrying, dropping bombs and doing other supporter things like healing magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127998
>Besides the best husband is a support husband
If we were not talking about riders I would call bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127831
>>18127847
>>18127868
>>18127900

Damnit, I want to hold someone's hand right now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127948
This is why all the best dragon riders are mages and archers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128006
>Bullshit
Nigga when your wife is seven feet of armor plated, undead ruling Lich queen, with a sword so large a casual swipe could behead horses, what better role for you to play than supporter and adviser?

Forget learning how to fight hand to hand with anything more than a knife, max out all the secondary professions and dedicate your everything to your goddess. Get good with a bow, learn some auxiliary magic, scout ahead for her, and greet her with a meal when she returns from the battlefield, were there's already a tub of steaming hot water for you both to slip into where you can run your hands over her sweaty, muscled body and her huge tits, massaging the day's exhaustion out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128014

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127948
Everyone knows that Wyvern jousting is just an excuse to show off your and your waifu’s love and connection, and the jousting pairing program is just a way to pair shotas and young Wyverns. They’re so cute together! Especially when they rub against him and wrap him up in their wings.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the more depraved the act is the more nutritional value succubus get from it?
Do they get very little from pure luvy duvy love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128039
I like to imagine it’s just as satisfying, it just “tastes” different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128019
I'm an infighter anon, close quarters is my calling
Hell, I would go as far as to say I want to be the guy doing the protecting
Doesn't matter what my Wife is, I would sooner run into battle with a longsword in my hands than stay back and toss a few heals

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128031
>tfw too old to be raised together with a Wyvern
>going to have to risk breaking in a wild Wyvern
I hope I'm successful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128030
A contender appears!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128061
The way you worded that makes me think of a wild child Wyvern who doesn't understand language because her parents lost her in an accident. Just imagine, she's had to survive on her own for years so she's got incredible abs, scars and knows her way around hunting equipment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128056
Same here. My wife is a dravon and she probably doesn't need protecting but that wouldn't stop me from getting on her level so I can have her back.

[Anonymous No.]

Big buff girl, but she's secretly a masochist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128080
Aren't they all?

[Anonymous No.]

The thought popped into my head of what would happen if you powered an Automaton with Getter Energy and now I'm afraid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128061
Have you considered trying to work at the training school to romance the teacher? Despite her experience and expertise, she is still single. Ever since her first rider accidentally hurt her wing before they could bond, she’s a little timid around men, leading her to be a CC for a Dragon. Can you help her get back into jousting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128087
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128056
How will you watch her back in the fray? When foes scheme and trap, how will you protect her when you're trapped in there with her? When a craven tries to stab her in the back, how will you stop him with a well timed crossbow bolt when you're in the thick of things, fighting off two dudes with your sword? I mean, your line of "stay back and toss a few heals" is a gross misinterpretation of what I'm talking about here.

Sure, you could charge in and fight shoulder to shoulder, and I'm sure she'd even enjoy it, but is it worth the risk when she'd equally enjoy knowing that you have her back in all things, and she can just let loose in a whirlwind of steel and might?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128080
Perfection.
Nothing better than a big, muscled ogre or oni that Love you playing rough with them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18127971
They're the ideal monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128092
You get 3 automatons that can combine n different ways to have different ability
In others words, A getter version of this

https://exhentai.org/g/705234/b31405fe90/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128137
Is it worth it? I a way, yes it is.

A good warrior is part of that whirlwind of steel and might, He works alongside his spouse to wreck shit and become an unstoppable force in his own way. I'm just saying that as stupid as i might sound a frontline role suits me better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128165
nope,thats salamanders for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember that, when caring for griffon lolis, they may sneak under the blankets to cuddle up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128231
Unless your wife is human tier, you'll never be able to keep up, and on the contrary will distract her as she'll be more worried about protecting you.

You're too weak to hold the frontline with her, why do you think in the real world there are no heroes, just large formations of shield walls.

Or are you talking about just going full incubus and becoming more than a man ever could be? I mean, in that case whatever, I wouldn't do the practical thing either if I could wield a sword like Guts.

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone want to be an Incubus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128375
Eternal life, improved sexual stamina and a deeper connection with your waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>KC sold out his stuff in 4 hours
I hope someone will scan it

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128387
Yeah but you become a mindless sex-crazed beast and lose your humanity. Is the trade really worth it?

[Anonymous No.]

>18128394(You)

[Anonymous No.]

>18128394
>Yeah but you become a mindless sex-crazed beast
Factually wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Ooh ooh, the Incubi are getting all worked up again.

[Anonymous No.]

What would the monster girl version of Cirque de Solelei type shows look like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128394
Humanity is utter shit though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128393
cute woof, 2nd best 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119492

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merlin
>Merlin's traditional biography casts him as a cambion: born of a mortal woman, sired by an incubus, the non-human from whom he inherits his supernatural powers and abilities.

http://mgewiki.com/w/Q%26A_with_Kenkou_Cross
>5) It's clear that only Succubi will be born now, but were there people considered a Cambion (an half breed between human and succubus or incubus) during the previous system? Something like a Dhampir[6]
>No. There weren't. It's not like the fact that only monsters are born between humans and monsters is something from the current system, but [a leftover from the system of the previous Demon Lord], so even then only monsters were born.

WHY THO

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128394
(source needed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128410
The same, but with penetration

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128394
You don't lose anything. You keep all of your normal interests and personality. Monsters have art and a culture of their own. The whole thing about monsters doing nothing but having sex is just the hyperbole of the wandering scholar.

[Anonymous No.]

I love birds. They're such precious, adorable creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128424
and dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128434
What would compel someone to bully such an innocent being?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128442
Someone with a heart of darkness who hates all that is lovely and pure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128442
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128434
Besides Primates and dolphins birds are some of the smartest animals on the planet. Some parrots are about as smart as a 3 or 4 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128442
>>18128445
>>18128454
nah

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128271
It's fantasy man, I've never cared for the details
I just like the idea of going dynasty warriors with a dragon wife, fuck all those conditions.

and theres plenty of heroes in real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128463
What a lovely looking bird. I hope she is Happi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128472
>>18128454
>Sexualizing the mentally-handicapped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajbmb_f_rDg

>Sexualizing the bossomly-chesticapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128471
>and theres plenty of heroes in real life
Name one renowned for superhuman feats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128494
>superhuman feats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128494
Nikola Tesla.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128494
>You need superhuman feats to be a hero who went above and beyond
Look at this fucking dweeb. Look at hm and laugh.

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>>18128512
Sexualizing pidgeons is perfectly human, if this thread has thaught me something.

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>>18128518
Colonel was a good guy, he wouldn't eat Papi

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>>18128505
Please, I didn't ask for these feels

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>>18127837
This is downright adorable. Kiki and Shog are actually the cutest, especially when they get along just fine.

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>>18128518
Pidgeons are underrated, they're actually very beautiful and dignified birds. I enjoy how peaceful and refined they are.

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>>18127892
Who do you think is holding the camera silly?

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>>18128167

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>>18128553
Context please

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>>18128538
>>18127837
>"Shoggy, Shoggy! Master is sleeping!"
>"Yes, I know~"
>"Waah, we should surprise him when he wakes up!"
>"Ahh~ Good idea~"
>"What should we do?!"
>"Hmm~ I don't know~"
>"What if we both greet him and tell him how excited we are to spend another day with him?!"
>"Fufu~ That sounds good~ But we should also have breakfast ready for him as well~"
>"Yeah, yeah! Good idea Shoggy! Let's do it!"
>"Yes~~~ Sit next to me, Kiki~ Mastah is waking~"
>"Okay! One, two, three!"
>""Good Morning, Master~!""

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>>18128463
Whelp, gotta go look up that doujin again

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>you'll never have a Harpy who secretly watches you take care of injured birds, feed pigeons, etc
>she'll never fall in love with you from afar, attracted to your kindness towards birds but scared to actually approach you because you live in a human city and she'd have to ambush you in the woods to talk to you

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>>18128561
Robot lolis that cant combine, in this case, 12 of them make a 20th tall woman

The reward is to counter the rabbit system, a system where if the girls dont have sex after a set time, they self destruct
with the combined explosion of all twelve girls enough to destroy the world.
And no, its never explained why such a system is in place.

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>>18128582
That can combine*

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>>18128589
Oh my

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>>18128271
You do realise that most dragon slayers and other great feats in fantasy were done by regular men and women

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>>18128589
The Big Dog!

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>>18128589
Now THIS is the bodytype I think of when I say "Bulky" or "beefy" or "hugely muscular". And it's fucking amazing.

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>>18128601
>The Big Dog
I'm going to make her wear Red.

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>>18128593
Yeah but didn't most of them abuse some sort of weakness or something magical like a blessed item or magic help?
I don't like HFY but in my opinion humans should win battles vs monsters and other naturally strong foes by using tools and outsmarting instead of raw power.

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>>18128589
What's with this shirt meme lately.

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>>18128609
Who knows?

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>>18128609
Been seeing it pop up in my circles too. Probably some irl image of a stupid shirt that caught on.

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>>18128563
That's a good post. Fuck I need monster maids.

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>>18128512
What did he do? Activate the tesla coil with lightning he summoned?

>>18128513
To qualify as a hero in a fantasy setting yeah you do.

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>>18128593
None of them did it off their own steam, which is what we're talking about. All of them used god-blessed items, or made use of a titanic loophole weakness.

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>>18128620
Would you pat genki Kiki's head and smirk at her tail going a hundred miles an hour?
Would you caress Shog's cheek and feel warm at her smile getting even wider and more infatuated?
Would you tell your maids today you just want to spend the whole day with them then laugh as they both jump at you at the same time with a chorus of "yaay" in varying degrees of genki and sultry?

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>>18128589
>Rental Mommy $5
Oh my. Is there a softer version available?

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>>18128637
Read some fantasy settings outside of Jap ones.

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>>18128642
None of the versions regarding st.george have him use a holy weapon
He was a guy with a lance

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>>18128664
>George made the Sign of the Cross and charged it on horseback, seriously wounding it with his lance.

>>18128652
protagonist =/= hero.

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>>18128644
Yes. I would spend long days and lewd nights pampering them as much as they do for me.
>>18128563
>"Shoggy, Shoggy! Master is sleeping!"
>"Yes, I know
Cute Shog who watches her mastah sleep from the amber eye on the headboard
>"Waah, we should surprise him when he wakes up!"
>"Ahh~ Good idea~"
I like to think the Kiki is the one with the strong maid values and ideas, helping the Shog to stay on focus, and not just spend hours silently looming.

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>>18128678
The protagonist is always the hero though.

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>>18128664
I really depends on how you look at it
Some looser versions of the orochi legend for example have susanoo as a regular guy. But i have no real source other than hearsay for this one so feel free to dis regard it

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Cant we just say that you can gain the amount of raw power you want in a fantasy setting and move on?
You fuckers like to drain all the fun out of shit

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>>18128413
It doesn't matter if he's still mad about us

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>>18128688
>You can't have a protagonist who ins't a hero
There's probably a disconnect here, you probably think any heroic deed is enough to have some one titled a Hero.

But in my mind you've gotta be more than the crowd. Take Aragorn, dude had ubermensch blood, he was the "Hero" of lord of the rings, while I'd argue the protagonist was Frodo, who doubtlessly did heroic things with his meager means. But he wasn't the Hero.

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>>18128709
A heroic deed is enough to be a hero. You don't need blessings or stupid magic items to be a hero and do great deeds.

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>>18128714
>A heroic deed is enough to be a hero
Yeah, but its not enough to be a Hero. Eh, lets stop arguing you'll never see the difference.

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>>18128706
I remember a year or 3 back, whenever somebody tried to calm down the thread an anon would that peter parker picture with"the hate must flow!"
What happened to that guy?

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>>18128723
>A heroic deed is not enough to be a hero
>Doing something a hero does is literally not equivalent to being a hero
Yeah, let's stop. You're clearly delusional and spouting bullshit.

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>>18128729
>I'm too retarded to understand the difference between a noun and a propper noun

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>>18128706
People have their ideals set in stone.
Here's an idea, wirte a story where a guy defeats a dragon with un-augmented strength
No tricks, no legend weapons, just man and monsters ducking it out.
I for one would like to see more stories where humans can fight at the same strength as monsters.
Looking at you, Beast. I want to see that damn Nicolai fight!

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>>18128727
He probably stopped when the number of people bitching about the image limit rose.
And now somebody is trying to attack the thread staples again.

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>Psst
>Hey
>Kid
>I'm a low ranking Goddess. You wanna be a Hero, fight some monsters, get charm powers that make all women of the opposite sex find you attractive, and have super good luck?
>Just sign here, overlook this here bit on how your powers will vanish after 7 years and it's 99% likely they'll go poof during a fight with a super strong being, and the bit about how you're also legally married to this one chick,and we're golden

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>>18128789
Seven years is more than enough time to carve out my legend. Deal.

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>>18128686
>”Shoggy? How long have you been standing there?”
>”Ahh~ since morning~”
>”Oh no!!!”
>”Oh no~”
>”Master will be home in a few hours!”
>”Oh no~”
>”You gotta make sure his bed is made and his room is clean!”
>”Ok~”
>”I’ll cover for you if he gets home early! Hurry Shoggy!”
>”Ok~ thank you for helping Kiki-friend~”

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>>18128818
>Carve out your Legend
>In a mere 7 years
That's rich. Most you can do is amass a harem of girls who'll wonder why they even bothered with you once your powers are gone.

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>>18128827
Did they never bother to learn each other's names?

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>>18128889
Shoggy still doesn't fully understand the concept of names and Kiki has her hands too full to give her a proper one, plus Master should do that anyway.

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Never marry desert mamonos

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>>18128889
I'm gonna go with this >>18128918

>"My name? Oh master, well, its- oh, here's your dinner master! Oh but let me grab you a napkin, silly me. Oh, my name! Well, its from the old country, so I'm not sure if you can pronounce... Oh master, wait! I'm so sorry! I forgot to light the candles for dinner! Let me go fetch my matchbox, aah, I'll be right back!"
>"Kiki-friend is so silly~"
>"..."
>"...Just like mastah~"
>"Can... can you move back a little bit, Shog? I can, um... hear your breathing in my ear..."
>"Ahh~ That's okay~"
>"..."
>"...O-oh. Okay, or don't..."
>"Found the matches master!!! I also noticed the bathroom mirror was a bit spotty so I cleaned it! And to make sure it was an even clean I did the whole bathroom as well! I'll be there soon, don't start dinner without the candles master!!!"
Master has cute maids.

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>>18128924
Marry lolisheep

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>>18128924
Fuck you. I’m marrying a Mummy!

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I love MG bullying.

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>>18128944
>Shogs
>Breathing
I'm curious where she got that affectation. That strikes me as a thing they wouldn't do unless they needed to speak.

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>>18128924
I'll marry all of them and appropiately intoduce them to the marvels of modern western society.

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>>18128953
Dont say I didnt warned you if you get beaten up for not wanting to have sex.

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>>18128969
She spied on Kiki and Mastah during one of their private times and noticed Mastah's heart rate increased 27.4% when Kiki started breathing heavily against his face while he was fondling her, which in turn coincided with increased bloodflow to ~Mastah's Thing~.
She is imitating this sequence to the best of her ability in the hopes of getting private time with Mastah that night.

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>>18128963

>4 ears

Besides, humans and monsters can't have a family.

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>>18128963
That fox is pure olev.

>>18128993
And that's where you're wrong, friend.

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>>18129011

I'm sorry anon, but it won't last and you know it to be true.

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>>18128744
BY what manner might a man match the tyrannical might of a dragon?

The only systems I can think of are RPG styled systems where you gain from slain enemies and invest into an aspect like strength, or chinese cultivation novels where you learn techniques and take energy from the world around you.

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>>18129013
Whatever helps you sleep, sour-grapes-kun.

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>>18128924
fucking off topic shit

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>>18129016
>Anon masters the energy of earth itself to take down a dragon tyrant.
>Now anon has to deal with the fact that she's fallen head over heels in love with him and is stalking him 24/7

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>>18129023
>Off Topic image
>"Mamonos"
Why did you respond anon? It's painfully obvious that he's baiting.

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>>18129025
>He can feel her 24/7, because part of his meditation and training is based on feeling the vibrations of the earth to reach a deeper understanding of it
>He wants to just drop through the earth and travel through it at high speeds, but the way the frantically flips out to search for him holds him back

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>>18129037
>Anon just wants to continue his training
>That Dragon just won't leave him alone because she wants to marry him so bad.
>Even when she attacks him he feels like she's won because getting hit with his techniques seems to make her incredibly happy.

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>>18129048
This works better with a wurm, than a dragon, wurms are more earth aligned.

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>>18129016
Through hard work and determination
Or just monster hunter it, you know, dodge and hit the weak point

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>>18128969
Breathing draws attention to the boobs. It's extra effective for girls with semi-solid skeletons like shogs.

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>>18129055
That doesn't work when it's human shaped and not like 50 ft tall

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>>18129050
It's not the earth alignment anon, it's the fact that he beat her in a fight.
Dragons respect power. It's attractive to them.

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>>18129061
I know. Doesn't change the fact that it would work better as a dynamic if it were a wurm

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>>18129067
Nah. Clashing elemental sources makes a better dynamic.

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>>18129056
I can see that as being one of the points where they became fast friends.

>"Miss Shoggoth, you don't breathe?"
>"No~ Of course not~ What use is there for such an action?"
>"Fufu, well Miss Shoggoth, I'll let you in on a secret, if you promise to tell me one too!"
>"There are no things I do not know~ But come and try, mortal thing~"
>"When you breathe deeply, your bosom lifts and swells, like this! And when Master sees that, fufufu, it makes him extra excitable!"
>"...That... is true? No, I had not considered-"
>"See, look! Ahem, Masta! Oh masta!"
>"Yes Kiki?" (Audible gulping)
>"Oh, nothing master, its just so hot in here today, don't you think~? Could you bring me a glass of water, dear master? Haaahn..."
>"S-s-sUre! A-ahem, I mean, of course, sweet maid!"
>"And there! Did you see how he stared right at my chest? That's why breathing is good sometimes Miss Shoggoth!"
>Shog is already analyzing the memory in her extradimensional brain a thousand times over from every angle and what nanomovements caused the most emotional response from Mastah, committing it all to perfect memory, and yet smiling warmly, genuinely, at Kiki
>"Yes, Kiki~ That is very true~ You are a good friend for sharing that with me~"
>"F-f-friend? Friend! Oh boy Shoggy, really? We're friends? Oh happy day!"
>"Yes~ Happy day~"

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>>18129071
Nothing clashes directly with earth though so you're wrong.

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>>18129059
It could still work
just think of the humanoid bosses in darksouls/bloodborne that are slightly bigger than you and make them a dragon

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>>18129087
Air you fool.
The Earth and the Air clash beautifully. A warrior of the sky like her being laid low by a mere human with mastery of the earth's energy is pure poetry. It's like something out of an old fable her mother would read her.

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>>18129096
No, fire and water clash. Air and earth are separate, barely interacting. And when they do they create things like sandstorms, an effect of unity, not opposition.

And dragons are more fire aligned than air. Jesus anon, really seems like you're just pulling shit out left and right.

>>18129088
Reality, or "real fantasy" doesn't have i-frames.

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>>18129111
Which means the dragon can't bullshit a hit and you can't bullshit a dodge

also I would like to see a dark mage that makes very conditional items

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>>18129111
And you seem to have your dick stuck in a vice and can't have fun.
When someone posts a fantasy you don't just go barging in saying "this Dragon fantasy would be better with a Wurm".

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>>18129111
not him but
Its worth noting that earth is sometimes use to clash with air of terms of personality (avatar last airbender is a good example)

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>>18129132
Yeah, I suppose that works, though I'm no fan of "x element must be x personality" Though I suppose if you spend long enough contemplating something, it'd rub off on you

>>18129131
>fun
Not my fault your fantasy better suits a wurm. Why'd you have to use earth then?

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>>18119967
>>18124007
>>18125720
>>18125754
Ratatoskr are cute alright, but what really gets me from them is that they remind me of /co/'s Hazel.

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I picked up Sniper Elite 4 during the steam sale... and got to thinking about monster girls. Specifically elves. They have those long ears ultra sensitive to touch right? Well if those are so sensitive with such surface area, then it stands to reason that even mild wind would provide a significant stimulus to the nerves. They're essentially built-in anemometers, and they'd only have to tilt their head side to side to determine exact direction the same way we do for sound. Any idiot can take a basic physics course and a few sessions at a gun range and learn to adjust for bullet drop. Elves have an innate ability to detect and develop reflexes for wind direction without relying on external devices/environment (waving flags, tree leaves, etc).

tl;dr
Point is, elves may make better snipers than we have previously considered because of those molestable ears.

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>>18129168
>Hazel
Get back to ruling England, Wart.

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>>18129182
Maybe after a quick cuddle with waifu.

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>>18129206
There is no such thing as a "quick" cuddle with a Ratatoskr. You really want your Excalibur to get stuck in her stone again?

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>>18129213
It seems the Saxons will have to wait a little bit longer.

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Thoughts all MGs have in the shower:
>Is it really rape if I light some candles and make it romantic?
>I wonder what will happen on the next episode of One Thrust Man?
>Does it really count if I use my tail?

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>Put up flyers all around town saying that you're hosting an "insemination clinic" to teach the pleasure of being cummed inside
>Wait for monster girls to show up for a hands on demonstration
>Profit

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>>18129519
Teenage manticores worried about getting pregnant in their tails

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>>18129530
I just thought of horny teenage lizards/lamia/anything with that sort of tail looking at the nearest phallic object and getting curious.

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>>18129530
Imagine the Yahoo Answers questions we’d get out of MGs.

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>>18127625
I'm dead inside so I'll fit in.

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>>18129710

>butterlube

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>>18129548
>Lamia using the tip of her tail to masturbate

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>>18130015
>just the tip
>not going full ouroboros

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>>18129710
>search "Is it rape if"
>1603 results

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>>18130118
What if the shota consents tho

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>>18130118
>implying they care
Proactive dating is encouraged, if not made mandatory by energetic parents.

[Anonymous No.]

With c93 finally over, how would comiket with MGs be like?

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>>18129710
>>18130157
>The neighbor's kid is always looking at my breasts, does that mean I can have sex with him?

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>>18129710
>Can a woman be a camp counselor or scout leader or whatever and work in the boy scouts?
>This is a completely serious question, so plz respond with serious answers.
>Even an administrative position is fine, just so long as I'm on the camp grounds.
>I find directly working with young boys to be emotionally fulfilling.
>I'm absolutely not a Dark Mage before anyone asks so don't even ask, okay?
>... I may be a dark mage.
>[e-mail]

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>>18127580
Then you should know she is not the love interest. No NTR happened there.

[Anonymous No.]

Slime kingdoms are the best Demon Realms

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>>18130285
Sounds suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

These damn horny foxes need to be reined in. They're going to pervert everything.

[Anonymous No.]

Scans when?

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>>18130510
When you offer up a fresh virgin.

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>>18130527
Define "fresh".

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>>18130569
hasn't been frozen

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>>18130617
Well I guess I qualify.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a pudgester ogre and muscled riddlecat wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>18130755
I want a mauscled dormouse and a fat salamander!

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>>18130767
>Mauscled

I need to remember that.
She's probably a big sweety that wrestles in her sleep.

She probably outwrestles that salamander

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>>18129524
>First patient knocks you out of business and decides she needs a few more tests
Good end I guess.

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>Fire and Wind come from sky, and the Gods of the Sky. But Vulcan is your God, Anon, and she lives in the Earth. Once there were Dwarves and Cyclops, Anon, and they lived in the Earth. And in the darkness of the Monster Lord's rise they took from Vulcan the enigma of steel.
>Vulcan was angered, and the Earth shook! Fire and wind struck down these Dwarves and Cyclops! and they threw their bodies into the caverns!
>But in her anger, Vulcan forgot about the secret of steel and left it to be found on the battlefield. We who found it are men... not Dwarves. Not Cyclops. Just men.
>The secret of steel always carries with it a mystery-- You must learn its riddle, Anon! You must learn its discipline! For there are no monsters more lustful of warriors than Salamanders and Lizardman!
>The flesh is weak, my Son, but steel-- This you can trust!

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>>18130181
>Human artists who monsterized selling doujins along with monstergirl artists.
>Men just trying to sell their products or browse without attracting too much attention from monstergirls who think it's so cool men are there.
>Lots of really nice (and erotic) cosplay being shown off to catch a few eyes.
>Dark Mage nervously buying a "Dates with your new Boyfriend" CD.
>Plain Jane monoeye with a table full of hardcore doujins of men getting raped.
>There's a heated argument over the work "Breeding Festival: Captured by Paladin-chans."
>Those weirdos that actually made non-lewd doujin.

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>>18131004
I bet there are tons of shota stuff being sold by CCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18130948
Lilim! What is best in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131132
>Unintelligible cock sucking noises

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>>18130948
I've seen this posted before. I'd have a tea with this vulcan lad.

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>>18131344
HELLO FRIEND!

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>>18130767
>fat salamander
Literally built for love and light bullying

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>>18131520
She'd probably learn sumo to salvage some of her pride

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>>18131419
A monster with Vulkan's personality scarouses me.

I WOULD LIKE TO PET THIS HUMAN!

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>>18131551
>Vulkan, do not boop that frightened semen despenser
>But BOOP

Would be a salamander for obvious reasons

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>>18131569
And possibly seven feet tall.

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>>18131607
That would be a given, although I think the primarchs are closer to 9.
Also muscled.

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>>18131625
>Crow Harpy Corvus
>Dark Priest Lograr
>Centaur Jaghatai Khan
>Wolf Leman Russ
>Vampire Sanguinus
I'm liking where this is going.

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>>18131625
>Drinking tea with a 9 feet tall salamander
It's kinda dangerous but whatever. I wonder if you can make tea with lava? There is a first time for everything I guess.

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>>18131664
Don't forget Automaton Ferrus.
Maybe this time he won't lose his head.

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>>18131665
She'd probably be happy regardless.
A cheerful girl who is a wizard at the forge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131545
>fat salamander using her weight to pin you down
Sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131677
>Automaton decides for Dullahan play

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>>18131702
She'd also be smug because she's won once she's done it.
If she misses though....
THEN you have some fat, salamander ass wide open for you.

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>>18131706
Yep.
>Pertrabo as a gremlin
>Werebat Konrad
>Guilliman as a generic Succubut
>Dorn is a Golem
>Cyclops Magnus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131664
>Best and most fabolous son is best girl
That was obvious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131760
fabulous *

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131760
>>18131664
Would still be odd to not be an angel but I can dig it.
No one better talk shit about that fabulous bird-boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131730
A golem as honest as Dorn is funny.

>My name is Adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131795
Yep.
She is lady Adorable.
Defender of Terra.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131344
>Vulcan lad
U wot m8

[Anonymous No.]

>Red oni Angron
>Lamia Fulgrim
>Wight/Lich Mortarion

[Anonymous No.]

>>18128589
https://youtu.be/nWwIyKOCrd8
Just get her a bunch of red clothes lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131730
>Cyclops Magnus
No wounder why they all bullied him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131913
It's because she's the smallest of them.
And that's entirely her choice.
Join up with her for comfy book reading and xeno smiting

[Anonymous No.]

What are some of the more inventive ways you’ve simulated sleeping with your waifu? I tried simulating this pic last night.
>no heater
>turn on fan
>sleep with only a sheet
>put stick ice packs in 2 small pillows
>lie on side hugging daki
>sandwich face between pillows
>suck on hard tip representing nipples

[Anonymous No.]

CC dark mages only like younger men because they never had a chance to learn the joy of being the imoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132147
Poor dark mage, where did your breasts go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132147
Delicous flat mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132147
Somebody call a Lilim, that Dark Mage is in a critical situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132152
Reminder that their breasts are for mana storage. A flat dark mage is like a person with ribs showing. However,
>>18132160
some people prefer them to use their magic, rather than save it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132178
I want to capture a darkmage, block her spellcasting, and just see what happens as her mana builds up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18130177
I love excited looking monsters. I want to see what happens if I call that ushi beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132147
My kind of dark mage since I'm older than some christmas cakes.
Would show her the joys of being the younger one in the relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you like your warrior demons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132416
Tiny and flat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132416
muscular

[Anonymous No.]

>>18131004
>non stop moans coming from the toilets
>Vampire cosplayers annoyed that they don't show up in any photos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132416
Exactly like that and preferably evil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132416
Lean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18132500
Why evil?

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>>18132596
Because I'm a huge slut for girls who have done terrible things.
Fictional ones anyway.

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>>18132147
>>18132416
>be a student of a dark mage
>learn how to summon stronk warrior demon as servant
>dark mage gets visibly jealous about our good synergy with the demon, since she can tank while I cast spells
>she tries her best to hide it

eh somehow she needs to be comforted

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2018 I can feel it they’ll definitely be real this year

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>>18132728
That's what you said in 2016 and in 2015

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Do you like your zombies brainless, dumb or acting like a normal person.

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Would you make a deal with the MG satan to get your waifu? in exchange you will serve her for eternity in the afterlife

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>>18132739
Altera is adorable.

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>>18132761
Absolutely, then I'd pull a dirty trick, where once I'm about to die I'd have me and my waifu put in stasis by a Lich and then have our dreams connected by a Nightmare so we can live forever together in the dream world where anything is possible!

Suck it, Satan!

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>>18132740
As long as they're cuddly, I don't mind either way.

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>>18132740
I like them on the dumb and simple side, makes it easier to manage a group of them

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>>18132761
But what if SHE is my waifu?

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>>18132798
Wouldn't turning undead also cheat that for a long time?

Satania isnt gonna be happy once you finally kick the bucket,she was waiting so long for you

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>>18130458
Is that the fucking robot from big hero 8?

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>>18132835
About to chastise that lewd fox for misusing his figure I'd imagine.

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https://exhentai.org/s/7412734377/1162695-1

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>>18132761
Depends. If I can get her another way then I wouldn't go for it.

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>>18132811
THEN YOU WILL SERVE HER AS HER HUSBAND FOREVER IN THE AFTERLIFE! AHAHA-wait, what? Ehhhhhh?

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>>18128789
The only part of contention is exactly who I'm getting married to.

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>>18132856
>You'll never fluster one of the Demon Lord's top generals by asking to be her husband when she offers you whatever monstergirl you want in exchange for your soul.

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>>18128963
Me too. It's some pretty good shit.

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>>18132875
>She has your soul
>You also have hers and a bitchin' ring
>Every demon at your wedding weeps tears of joy, some for the first time in centuries
>Five years later your wife is still confused [spoiler and also pregnant with twins and blushing every time she looks at you[/spoiler]

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>>18132761
My waifu wouldn't want a quitter who takes the easy way out. I'll find her the old fashioned way, even if it takes a lifetime of misery and pain!

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>>18132849
Fuck, this is actually pretty cute.

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I wonder what shogs and kikis do all day when masters at work.

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>>18132903
I bet they play silly card games while master is out

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>>18132903
Once Kiki's done cleaning and finishes the pre-preparations for dinner she'll allow herself some time to laze around and watch her favorite dramas.
One's Shog's done with her chores she'll retreat to her room to "train for private time with master". She's really going to go work on her Gunpla collection that she's too ashamed to admit she has.

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>>18132903
Clean, obviously.

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I want my Kobold daughteru to lay on my chest so I can try to pet her tail while she wags it!

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>>18132943
I will ask my dragon waifu to turn into her real form so i can wash and groom all her scaly body!

no matter how big is she or how effort it will take!

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>>18132728
With a full moon on New Year’s Day, I don’t doubt it.

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>>18132952
Doesn't your waifu take showers?

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Are you?

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>>18132835
Baymax from Big Hero 6.
I want an inflatable automation to cuddle with.

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>>18132972
In dragon form? that sounds very hard unless its under the rain or in a lake/river nearby

Plus i need to groom her chipped scales,tend to her long claws,tickle her sensitive exposed spots,fill that dragon stomach with a meat banquet,pet her snout,etc

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>No big fat cuddlecat or muscled, nerdy jinko to take to the newyears party with my friends with.

Well, there's always next year for the insanity and delusions to set in.

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>>18132943
I want to carry my daughteru like a backpack and see if she can fly up.

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>>18132983
I'm never ready for anything.

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>>18132990
It would be pretty nice to find a huge lake with a waterfall so could wash my dragon. I bet she'd want to polish me back as a reward afterwards too.

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>>18132993
Would you want your dick squeezed between a Cuddlecat's plush ass and a Jinko's tight ass?

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>>18132740
Acting like a normal person, only going mindless when starved.
Sankarea did a lot right before going very wrong.

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>>18133016
Yes I would, while getting smug grins from the cuddlecat and a confused, but not displeased, look from the jinko who would be keeping her glasses on.

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>>18133021
>Sankarea
Don't remind me

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>>18133009
Sex with a Hellhound is one way to celebrate the new year.

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>>18133009
And a ching-chong to you too Hellhound-san

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>>18132983
Not really, no

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>>18132416
Tall. Taller than most men. Strong as well, with knotted muscles straining against clearly defined feminine curves. Her double-jointed legs ending in two massive hooves. Her skin; Red as blood. A long, shaggy mane of either white or brown hair that falls down to the small of her back just above her muscular ass. Two wings that're a hurricane, massive and leathery. Her lust, insatiable. The sex more like mortal combat than making love. Two massive breasts, free to jiggle and swing in the wind, since she prefers to go naked. Her labia and vulva opening to a vaginal canal that's like ripping open a portal to Hell. A sweet, fragrant bath of hot honey dribbling down her inner thigh as she gets more and more aroused.

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>>18133021
I like Zombina-chan. Normal, but a little reckless and only feral on full moons.

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>>18132983
no fathounds for me