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Here's a cool idea for a thread I got over from gamefaqs.

Imagine you are Steven Speilsberg. Who would you cast in the Fate/Stay Night movie? Personally, I would go with Shia Lebeouf as Shirou.

>> No.1810955

>>1810952
forgot to add: the rest is up to u guys

>> No.1810959

>>1810952
A. Fuck you.
2. ....You know what? This is one of the very few roles he'd actually be pretty good for.
D. ....Fuck you.

>> No.1810962
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1810962

Bro, that is an awesome idea!

>> No.1810963

I hope I die in my sleep also there is only one S in Spielberg.

>> No.1810972

Ilya = Sharon Stone
Archer = Eddie Murphy
Lancer = Sylvester Stallone

>> No.1810969

Who the fuck are these people?

Reported.

>> No.1810978

>>1810972
Eddie Murphy can play every motherfucking role.

>> No.1810982

>>1810972
fuck you, I was going to sage but that made me actually lol

>> No.1810988

>>1810972

So as I pray,
Unlimited Mothafuckin' Bladeworks, bitch!

>> No.1810989

Beserker- The T-Rex from Jurassic Park
Illya- The Girl in the Red Coat from Schindler's List

>> No.1810998

Saber - Milla Jovovich

>> No.1811003

A Fate/Stay Night movie should be animated, not live action.

>> No.1811001

Who are these people?

Go back to /tv/ and /r9k/

>> No.1811004

Voice of True Assassin - Phil LaMarr

>> No.1811010

Here's a cool idea for a thread I got over from gamefaqs.

Imagine you are Akira Kurosawas. Who would you cast in the Fate/Stay Night movie? Personally, I would go with Toshiro Mifune as Shirou.

>> No.1811015

>>1811010
But all Japs look the same.

>> No.1811023

Rider: Jewel Staite
Assassin: Cut for time.
Issei: Sean Maher
Shinji: Hayden Christensen (Think about it; both of them only have believable emotions when they're pissed or scared.)

>> No.1811031

Why do you even know who these people are?

You guys don't belong here.

Yeah, yeah, samefag and all that.

>> No.1811034

Gilgamesh: Stephen Colbert

>> No.1811038

Adam Sandler as everybody. At the end, the Holy Grail was corrupted by aliens.

>> No.1811040

>>1811023
Oh shit, I just though of someone to add to this.
Kirei: Takeshi Kitano (Just give him a wig; I know he can make the faces.)

>> No.1811045

>>1811031

You don't belong here.

>> No.1811054

>>1811038
And Shirou, Seibaa and Archer are now jews.

>> No.1811053

>>1811031
Because /jp/ - Type-moon and Touhou

>> No.1811057

>>1811053
Not the characters, the actors.

>> No.1811063

>>1811054

Rabbi Kotomine

>> No.1811072

I have no clue who any of the people in this thread are outside Type-Moon.

>> No.1811073

>>1811057
People here aren't actually that OBSESSED with japan.

Even people should know what kind of shit is going on in their countries.

>> No.1811083

>>1811073
Celebrities can go die in a fire, screw them. I'm not going to bother learning about them just because they think they are important.

>> No.1811081

>>1811073
If you're actually interested in movie and actors and and that 'normalfag' shit, you don't belong on /jp/.

/jp/ should be nothing nothing but the hopeless.

>> No.1811082

>>1811073
Our knowledge of the world shouldn't extend past certain voice actors or game creators.

>> No.1811092

>>1811081
Another victim of metatrolling.

>> No.1811085

durrhurr i'm hikkikomori so cool SO REBEL XDDXD

>> No.1811089

>>1811081

Hopeless people can't watch movies now? Shit, don't tell Netflix.

>> No.1811090

The only one I know is Sharon Apple.

>> No.1811094

>>1811073
If you're actually interested in movies and actors and all that 'normalfag' shit, you don't belong on /jp/.

/jp/ should be nothing but the hopeless creatures desperate for love and security from the second dimension.

>> No.1811097

>>1811085
>>1811089
>>1811092
Just go back to /r9k/.

>> No.1811101

>>1811094
Why not people who enjoy the 2D stuff, but also understand that the real world can be fun too, and try to help the hopeless ones get through what's most likely just a troubled period in their lives?

>> No.1811109

>>1811101
How the fuck can people even tolerate that shit?

It's disgusting and pathetic.

>> No.1811110

>>1811101
They should mind their own business and stop interfering in other people's lives.

>> No.1811115

>>1811109

So is drooling over a nonexistent character.

>> No.1811123

>>1811110
Showing support for the decisions of my peers while listing other options is interfering?

>>1811109
Honestly? I'm not sure how I do it, and will probably stop as soon as I finish College and get a programming job I can do from home.

>> No.1811130

>>1811097
>>1811094
So, you are the metatroll.

>> No.1811132

>>1811123
Don't belong here.

>> No.1811136

Get out, normalfags.

>> No.1811139

I wouldn't mind a movie written by Micheal Chabon and directed by Paul Greengrass.

But sage, because shitstorm.

>> No.1811140

Shia LaBoof is the next Marlon Brando, why would he waste his time in those dumb Chinese movies?

>> No.1811144

Movies isn't normalfag shit. Most normalfags barely know the names of good actors. Watching sports and going to clubs and stupid shit like that is normalfag shit.

>> No.1811145

>>1811123
No, but "[trying] to help the hopeless ones get through what's most likely just a troubled period in their lives" is.

>> No.1811149

>>1811144
Try telling that to someone who is mentally deranged.

>> No.1811151

>>1811132
>/jp/ - Japan/General

I enjoy discussing things about Japan in general; how do I belong here any less than you?

>> No.1811160

>>1811151
You would know the answer to that if you had been here for more than an hour.

>> No.1811182

>>1811144
Normalfaggotry is being associative with mainstream activities, such as movies, television, romance, social activities, most kinds of gaming... etc.

I have no clue why people think otherwise.

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1811172

I didn't expect you guys to take this SURE seriously...

Stand in the hallway, Anonymous-kun.

>> No.1811190

>>1811034
HA! HA! Gates of Babylon.

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1811195

>gamefaqs
well

>> No.1811199

>>1811182

No. Like every other media form, there's way more to movies besides what you think.

>> No.1811213

>>1811199
Yes sugar, but when you come to /jp/ you have to pretend like you don't know about that kind of stuff. Go back to /r9k/ to talk about that kind of stuff.

>> No.1811202

>>1811195

OP is the true normalfag.

>> No.1811205

>>1811182
Same thing could be said to /jp/.

But add a "japanese" adjective to all those.

>> No.1811224

>>1811205
What makes you think we talk about mainstream Japanese TV, etc.? It's pretty much just VNs and Touhou.

>> No.1811222

>>1811160
In other words, being in the minority means I shouldn't be here in the first place?

>> No.1811225

>>1811213

>insinuating /r9k/ knows anything about good movies

haha oh you.

>> No.1811227

>>1811205
Would the average person know the topics /jp/ discusses (or at least used to)?

>> No.1811233

>>1811225
I'm not a normalfag so I wouldn't know. Honest.

>> No.1811238

>>1811224
Those idol,hard-gay and japs doing crazy things for some reason threads?

>> No.1811253

Jesus fucking christ, you hikkikomori conformist faggots sound just as bad as the ANONYMOUS R LEGION XD faggots.

>> No.1811255

I hope none of you normalfags out there are eating food that can't be obtained locally in Japan.

>> No.1811261

>>1811253
gb2/b/ lol

>> No.1811262

>>1811255
I... actually, I haven't eaten in about 24 hours...

>> No.1811267

>>1811253
>>1811255
You're free to leave whenever.

Hell, we'll hold the door open.

>> No.1811269

>>1811253

GO TOUHOU OR GO HOME

>> No.1811277

>>1811262

Jesus Christ man, eat something. I don't want you passing out now!

>> No.1811324

>>1811317
Just leave and fuck off for bumping this.

>> No.1811326

>>1811277
All right, all right. You sure you want to be helping a 'normalfag', though?

>> No.1811317

>>1811267
Then you would probably be helping someone out, wouldn't you? Isn't that against your hikkikomori isolationist policies or do you dirty your hands for mutual benefit?

>> No.1811348

>>1811324
Don't you have better things to do like hot gluing your figures instead of replying?

>> No.1811383

>>1811348
No, it seems he wants to perpetuate the discussion in this thread. It's sort of cute in a way.

>> No.1811387

>>1811034
>>1811034
>>1811034
>>1811034
>>1811034

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