Monster Girl Thread

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DEER. PUSSY.

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Maids are olev.
Olev!

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Gardening Robots!

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Dragon pussy.

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Remember that holsts in harems can be dangerous if under milked.
They have a strength that belies their sweet demeanor, allowing them to force their milk on other members, causing increasing bust size and miffed looking harem members

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>>18106657
Cute!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0HEEuCeclSM

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>>18106650
I bet the Ice Queens did this

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>>18106661
Adorable cats, they're soft and squishy like slimes

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>>18106658
Dragons only have one pussy.

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>>18106650
DICK. TACOS.

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>>18106658
Only one pussy between all of them?

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>>18106673
And I'd fuck it.

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>>18106672
They're tasty too.

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>>18106672

cats are a liquid, they take the shape of the container they are in

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>>18106672
Hug your waifu's kitties. Pet her pussy lovingly.

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>>18106682
Meant to respond to >>18106673

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>>18106673
Not if you have two dragons.

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Is deer pussy less heretical then horse pussy?

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>>18106678
That's pretty fucking hardcore.

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>>18106694
Tastes gamey in comparison.

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>>18106664
Holsts just like to see their friends happy, and since they love their boobs then making girls have bigger boobs would make those girls happy. Tsunderes don't stay flat chested for long when a Holst is around.

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>>18106694
There's nothing heretical about horse pussy in the first place anon.
Liking it only proves you have good taste.

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What’s your ideal harem?
Mine would be Elf and P’Orc triplets. Who constantly argue and bicker over everything and are super competitive with one another because either side doesn’t want to lose to “a stupid Elf/Pig”.
They eventually become better friends after childbirth and the daughterus all become friends.

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>>18106678
That’s an acceptable amount of splooge.
Reminder to always inundate your Monstergirl wife with copious, comically excessive amounts of cum every night. You love her, don’t you?!

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>>18106694
Maybe. But if only because Whitehorn's are more cute.

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>>18106686
Wurm-Chan!!! Put the cat down! It’s not food!

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>>18106694

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>>18106710
I want to inundate her with so much that she dies, and comes back as a Wight! Or maybe not, because that's a little extreme.

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>>18106717
It is, she is Chinese wurm.

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>>18106720
>local fairy drowns in cum
How often does this headline come up?

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>>18106709
That’s a nice harem, would be fun keeping up with their shenanigans.

As for me, I want a Dark Mage and a Demon both as my momsters.
Along with a Witch and a Devil as imoutowives.

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>>18106725
I want to say 'not very often.' But, I've been wrong before.

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>>18106729
>TWO momsters
That’s absurd, no sonu can withstand sexual tension of that magnitude!

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>>18106687
A useful trait

>>18106686
Wurm-chan no!

>>18106688
Gonna pet her kittens

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>>18106709
Anything involving a bicorn and anubis.

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>>18106704
Would be nice coming home to a happy holst and tsun hinezumi with a slowly swelling chest.

>>18106709
It varies but a salamander, cheshire, familiar, automaton one I had a while ago was pretty fun.

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>>18106709
Just three fox sisters.

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>>18106751
Like in Corruption of Champions.

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>>18106743
Which Mamono would be least suited to a Bicorn harem?

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>>18106758
You very well know the answer, anon.

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>>18106758
Unicorn

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>>18106757
I don't even want to remember that piece of trash exists.

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>>18106758
Hebi and wisp.

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>>18106762
It's said in her entry that she'll never force herself upon her chosen husband. Instead she follows him around wherever he goes "pouring love and devotion upon him" until her gives in and gives her the D.

If this doujin was accurate to the encyclopedia she'd just move in with the guy and cook/clean/other waifu stuff. Eventually the guy would be so pent up from not being able to masturbate while she passive-aggressively tries to seduce him that he'd have sex with her of his own will.

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>>18106765
Hey I liked the Kitsune Sisters, yeah the rest is...the rest of it but there was some good stuff.

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>>18106772
Well, it was one of the few redeeming aspects of that game. Which is probably also why it never got expanded upon whatsoever.

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>>18106709
You have good tastes! I'd say you should consider having a few dwarves in there as well, but I know those aren't to everyones taste. Would be thematic though.

Fair amount of cringe/autism behind the black bars.
As for my harem, I've known what a wanted for a few months now. One ultra-curvy milf mouse as the 'main' wife with one large mouse and one dormouse daughter. The milf would have some rather yandere tendencies, but be a switch when it comes to the bedroom, with both some dom and sub tendencies. The regular large mouse would lean towards the dumber side, as well as be incredibly clingy and would always want to be holding hands or have her tail wrapped around one of my legs. The dormouse would also lean a bit towards the dumb side, and is incredibly bratty and selfish! She'd treat me like her own giant teddy-bear and constantly would try to drag me away from the others so she could nap peacefully. They'd all also be trying to get pregnant and be the mother of the next mouse in the harem.

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>>18106781
Oh yeah and there were definitely parts where they tried to push a furry waifu on you too. Oh there was a nice cowgirl there too. Shame it wasn't pure monster girl game.

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What girl would pair well with a thrill-seeker/adrenaline junkie? Would be pretty fun to go skydiving or whitewater rafting with an MG, wrapping up the day with lovemaking and a good rest. Then do it all over again the next day.

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>>18106748
>Anon you idiot! Go milk your cow! How can I fight with these funbags?
>Pouting, tsun hinezumi is hefting her breasts that are nearing headsize.

Worth it.
Would be even funnier if I was doing it on purpose and the holst was in on it.

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>>18106709
Dullahan twin sisters.

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>>18106783
Oh look it's Mash.

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>>18106843
Cute kohai

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>>18106843
Mash a cute.

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>>18106709
I'm not into harems, only bigamy and monogamy

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>>18106794
Sally.

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Marrying a basilisk!

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>>18106768
This is true; however, there is stil this:
>Also, they have an extremely jealous side. They hate it when their husband comes into contact with another woman. If their husband is meeting in secret with a human woman or another monster, or cheating on them, then they become consumed with jealousy. Once their quiet anger fills to the brim, they seek to pour their mass of demonic energy into their husband. ln contradiction to their watery nature, the mass of demonic energy born from their feelings of jealousy appears almost like raging flames.

Though it's moot if she considers herself married to the rest of the harem, I think.

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>>18106843
Wrong board as always, /v/ poster.

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>>18106874
So
Shirohebi are like Kiyohime, minus becoming so mad they turn into dragons?

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>>18106874
Yeah, but the guy in the doujin wasn't even married to her when she used her magic on him.

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>>18106886
She had dreams about him cheating.

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>>18106843
Mash a cute, would marry a cute werecat version of her.

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>>18106869
I'm gonna marry a grape snake and you can't stop me!

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Doragon-gon-gon!

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>>18106908
>grape snake
There is only one valid choice.

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>>18106920
well there are different colors of grapes

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>>18106843
I wish Mash was my kohai.
>>18106915
Dumb doragon who isn't even a D-cup.

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>>18106920
I forgot how good mama snake is sometimes. Having an impregnation fetish just makes her so much better.

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>>18106915
Would sing with.

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>>18106924
Who needs D cups when she has a nice ass and thighs to compliment her tight "treasure vault".

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>>18106650
Horse and Deer Pussy is highly underrated.

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>Your personal Kunoichi bodyguard often trains in nothing but a sarong and bandage wraps over her very large breasts, and of course her mask
>she’s toned despite her fantastic curves and an ass like a miracle, and can also contort herself in fantastic flexible ways that you can’t deny are arousing to look at
>she makes no objection to you watching her train, and stoically goes through her routines and katas with precision and not an ounce of shame over her sexy body being shown off
>one evening, as she’s nearing the end of her training session, she looks over and sees you staring as usual
>”Master. Are you in need of release?”
>You snap out of your lusty daydreaming with a shake of your head and incomprehensible stuttering ‘uuhs’ and ‘huh?’s
>She takes a towel and wipes the sweat off her brow while walking over to where you are seated, her body on full display as she calmly speaks again
>”Release, Master. Your arousal is visible against your garments. Shall I take care of it for you?”
>Now you’re really flustered, noticing you have a decent semi going in your pants and that she can of course plainly see it with the way you’re sitting so oafishly
>before you can speak, she walks up and, again with the casual stoicism of someone pointing out you have a bit of food on your chin, straddles one leg over your hips while she sits down right in your lap, one arm going behind your shoulder and the other reaching down to the front of your pants
>”It is no issue, Master. Allow me to eliminate this inconvenience.”
>you realize she’s dead serious when her feminine yet strong hand wraps itself around the base of your cock under your pants, and her tail wraps itself around one of your legs, her eyes staring at you with soft, confident determination
>she begins to pull on your half mast, hands gliding swiftly along the full length of your shaft, as she directs it to aim upward towards the hem of your pants
>she pulls them down with one swift motion, your hot and bothered hard dick exposed to the air of the training room, as her tail finishes pulling your pants all the way off
>she continues to look you in the eyes while she gives you her brisk and stoic handjob, and for the life of you you can’t get a read on her. It’s like that seemingly silly facemask is really somehow concealing her emotions to the point of pure stoicism
>”Master. Please choose where and how you would like to finish. It is my duty to relieve you how you see fit.”
>she slow she the pace of her handjob, looking at you and stoically awaiting your response as you stare dumbfounded back at her

Choose!

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>>18106915
Her older self is better.

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>>18106709
A Shoggoth main wife to dom. A Dark Slime second wife to dom me and be dommed in turn by the Shoggoth. Finally a Holstarus to feed everyone. The children would be precious growing up together.

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>>18106950
Both are top tier, and a threesome with them would be mind blowing.

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>>18106947
What kind of man wouldn't knock up their bodyguard?

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>>18106947
I would like to see how skillful she is in the art of the tongue.

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I wanna sing duets with an otohime!

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Trying to write a system of magic for a Dark Mage short is fucking harder than I thought it'd be. Thanks Sanderson.

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>>18106947
Impregnate, obviously.

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>>18106990
Just make it vague.

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>>18106768
So what if the guy keeps kicking her out or just try to show he's not interested in her?

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>>18106990
How important is magic? How dangerous is magic? Do you prefer magic as a dangerous, uncontrollable force or as another form of science? I myself am partial to having it split between 40k-style "magic" and weaker but more consistent rune magic.

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>>18107000
As that doujin showed, that won't save him.

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>>18107000
>thinking anyone could beat the MAMONO MANA

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>>18107009
I prefer magic to be just normal fanstasy magic. Where you can concentrate your energy in special ways and shoot pewpews or make a nice gimmick for yourself.

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>>18106932
this pose and clothes awakened deep sense of uncomfortableness inside me from the time I tried to play Lilith games.

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>>18107028
Those are for when you're in the mood for latex fucking and really depraved shit.

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>>18106886
the doujin, while awesome, it's not really canon. I mean Its not even set in medieval times.

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>>18106976
>”Expertly, Master. Please relax.”
>You’re freaking out- is this it? Is she going to take off her mask and show her face? Is she really going to let you see, even fleetingly, what’s below her-
>Her lower navel and thighs suddenly fill your vision, and you feel her weight shift from your lap to your shoulders- confused, you moan out a confused ‘what?!’- or you would, if your mouth wasn’t buried in her pussy, covered only by her sarong
>as it turns out, she rapidly leaped from your lap to your shoulders, and now her legs are wrapped around your head, totally blocking your vision as you struggle to hold her up
>that’s when you feel it
>the feeling of a wonderful, wet, humid hole slowly encapsulating the head of your cock
>you feel hot breath on its length and a strange sensation of your dick being forced a strange but not uncomfortable direction as the hole takes your length in deeper
>realization hits you as the wetness reaches the base of your cock
>she wrapped her legs around your head, bent her flexible body all the way back, and is now invertedly giving you a hanging bow job from above, and a fucking amazing one at that
>her tongue loops around your cock as she bobs her head back and forth, slowly at first then with more gusto, her hands gently rubbing up and down the sides of your legs to soothe you
>she easily works the whole length while she swirls her tongue around the base, then pulls out almost to total removal, her tongue tracing up the top of your dick to land on its head, swirling around and prodding at your leaking exit
>then back down again with all the fury but none of the sound, bobbing back and forth as her legs brush against your back and hold you solidly in place- both for balance and, you realize, to utterly prevent any chance of you looking down and seeing her unmasked
>she picks up the pace as she feels you start to approach the edge, and you notice that even though she remains silent and outwardly stoic in such a situation, her pussy is dripping wet through her sarong
>finally, she slams her head to the base and you cum mightily, pumping your full load down her throat which pulsates like a damn machine to guzzle down every last drop
>after what feels like forever, you finally finish cumming, and feel her slowly pull her head back off your cock, her tongue sending post-orgasm shocks up your spine by licking your manhood clean as you start softening
>with a small slurp, she finally gets off your cock, and in a rapid motion flips back to sitting up on your shoulders
>for a brief moment you think she’s slipped up as you strain your eyes to look upward, but she had the mask on as soon as she removed from your dick, and you only see her stoic eyes staring down as usual, with no indication of a smile or any motion behind her mask
>you hear her take one last large gulp, then she speaks softly
>”There you go, Master. I hope you found my performance up to standards.”
>she loosens the grip of her legs and bends back again, this time sliding off and doing a handstand backflip to land back on the floor of the room, wiping a single fleck of cum off of her cheek above the mask
>with a light bow she turns and returns to the training mat to begin packing her things up, like nothing unusual just happened
>You decide you’re going to watch her train more often in the future

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>>18107047
That's right, it's set after the portal opened.

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>>18107047
>canon

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>>18107010
>>18107014
Seems like monstergirls would really clash with the modern era, espically with our laws on rape. I men the guy could have the cops show up and then it's not really sexy if the shirnobi gets arrested for sexual assault.

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>>18107048
And even after an expert blowjob her visage remains a mystery. Well done.

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>>18107000
It really depends on if she has some affection for him or if she has fallen in love and consider herself married to the guy already for SOME reason you should really avoid being nice to mgs if you want to be single . If it's just affection you probably could shake her off if you tried hard enough.

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>>18107093
>you should really avoid being nice to mgs if you want to be single
What if they take that as you being tsundere?

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>>18107087
>espically with our laws on rape
Hardly. If anything, succubi, demons, and other races that rely on subtlety rather than blunt force would be absolutely delighted that they have a massive advantage compared to the others.

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>>18107087
>woman arrested for sexually assaulting a man
Good joke.

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>>18107069
If not the KC approved canon what should you base the setting on? You could headcanon everything but then whats even the point of having discussions?

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>>18107105
You know, Russian authorities did arrest that one woman who kept a robber has a sex slave for three days. Although way lower then men, women have been convicted of rape before.

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>>18107112
Your view of reality is just your headcanon, but you probably discuss the real world with others all the same.

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>>18107099
With the existence of the order I don't doubt most monster have the assumption that most mean re unwilling to have them as partners. Hence the unrelenting amounts of rape.

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A Cheshire
And
A Demon
Both as your wives. What happens?

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>>18107137
The cuddlecat and gluttony demon get along like best friends, one riding my face while the other takes my dick.

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>>18107137
Smug cat not so smug after being tied up and presented to her husband like a stuffed pig roast.

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>>18107141
Nice full cuddly lewd girls~

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>>18107124
Come on, now you are just engaging in sophistry. We, or at least the majority of us, base our understanding of reality on the rules discovered by science. You could claim gravity doesn't exist or that the earth is flat, but then you would be rightly labeled as a lunatic or a idiot. Similarly if you said ushi-onis are only into consensual sex after years of dating you should be laughed at.

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>>18107150
That they would be.
Snack friends and they may be excellent cooks as well.

Would enjoy being the fit husband to those two soft girls.

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>>18106932
All dragons need D-cups. Liz needs to drink her milk. She needs to be at least as big as umu.

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>>18107156
What would the contract say?
What would the most common prank be?

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>>18107131

I wonder how many MGs are candid about the whole thing; just telling you that they want you as a husband with no real attempts at seduction/charm spells, kidnapping, etc.

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>>18107142
Smug cat not so smug after being forced to deepthroat her husband by a demon for ten hours straight.
Smug cat incredibly smug after learning that she can manipulate the marriage contract too. Spends full day masturbating while watching the demon and her husbando fuck until they pass out only to start again when they come to. Pleas to her to stop only make her wetter.

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>>18107087
They would probably adapt to the society they are living in, evolution dose happen at a pretty fast pace in the MGs in MGE at the very least. Most if not all MGs would probably change somehow given the time and contact to a different society in order to "fit" better.

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>>18107162
Contract would say that I need to give her a minimum of two kids, let her give me two blowjobs a day, and hand feeding her for dinner.

Most common prank would be the cheshire making little binding circles so I can come home to a prone and 'starving' Gluttony demon ready for a feast.

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>>18107161
Too true.
Umu would make a good dragon.

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>>18107184
Umu would be a better Gryphon.

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>>18107189
Only so long as she's still busty, small, and smug

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>Your white water, please place it deep within my special place.

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>>18107193
Of course, busty small and smug is essential to Umu.

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>>18106869
What if a basilisk looks in a mirror?
Or a medusa?

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>>18107201
That it is.
Fits her stats too.
I kinda want holst just so I could make Umoo jokes.

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On Christmas santa elf gave me _____

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>>18107206
Would her Umoos get even bigger?

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>>18107217
Yes they would.
Would be fantastic.

Emperess Umoo would be for groping

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True Life: I’m a Manticore Venom Addict

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>>18107223

Hello. I'm a Kejourou Hair Addict

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>>18107222
That would just make her smugger!

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>>18106709
A Kiki, a vanilla (or blueberry!) succubutt, a hakutaku and a bioengineering to tie it all together. A small harem is probably best but if I were getting greedy I'd toss in a kitsune and unagi joro too.

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>>18107208
Herself.

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>>18107231
Smuggest empress is cutest empress.
Although she'd be a stickler for making sure I call her Emperor for sure.

Having her and Dragon Liz in the same harem would be perfect.

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Can science explain how Monkeys derive pleasure from being spanked?

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>>18107242
Nero is great because she WANTS you to get a harem.

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>>18107254
Our harem.
And her and Liz would make great 'rivals'.

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>>18107223
I used to be a mofu addict but getting a dragon waifu healed me. We're all going to make it.

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>>18107223
What are the physical effects of long term Venom addiction?

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>>18107256
Don'f forget Tamamo.

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>>18107261
Gigantic testicles, constant desire to huff mane and arousal by all tubeless objects.

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>>18107229
Patrician taste.

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>>18107262
Tamamo is....less than accepting of harems

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>>18107283
Ah fair point. Well there are other perfectly fine Fate girls. Like Drake.

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>>18107283
too bad

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>>18107248
Large sensitive surface area.

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>>18107294
Drake would be good.
A titty monster Nerid Maybe?
Or generic Succubus?

>>18107329
It's for the best.
Tama has a technique for polygamists

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>>18107366
I say Kraken.

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>>18107371
Kraken would be pretty good actually, although it would defeat the need for a ship a bit.

Be sure to call Nee-san cute.

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>>18106671
Ice Santa has brought, snow, ice, and lots of cold loving

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>>18107376
Nee-san is very cute. And she has nice boobs.

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>>18107383
>Santa Pharaoh
What would she think of Christmas.

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>>18107401
>origin of St. Nicholas
>Turkey, during Greek/Anatolian occupation

eh, close enough to cause some problems

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>>18107366
Wives of all kinds should follow Tamamo's example.

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So monsters can change their body to better suit their husband. Changes involving muscle and fat are obvious, but how far can it go? Can they add/remove body parts? Could they even morph into another type of monster?

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>>18107429
A tried and true tactic: Eliminate the competition.

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>>18107396
That she does.
She's weak to anal though.

>>18107429
I dunno.
Polygamist Castration Fist is a technique that would have many monster girls balking

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>>18107440
No and no. It's just general physique.
Wonderland potions may (temporarily) change parts, but species change is restricted to special cases like Bicorn, and that's one way and irreversible there's also cheating it with shapeshifting MGs like Doppelgangers.

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>>18107473
Seems fine to me. I wouldn't mind if she went around using her abilities on greedy guys.

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I want a monster to cook huge meals for me because she thinks I'm too skinny.

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>>18106672

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>>18107535
Monsters with pets are cute.

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>>18107480
And metaphorical cheaters like nightmares. It's why they're the best horse.

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>>18107541
>Daddy, daddy, can we keep it?

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Gyaru bug.

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>>18107562
No, this one burns.

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>>18107569
>due to the fact that tentacle brains have evolved towards coexistence with monsters, they're friendly towards people, have a docile personality, and an adorable appearance, which makes them popular as pets.
It just wants to be your friend anon.

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>>18107564
I like how little fucks she seems to give.

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>>18107578
Kill it like the rest.

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>>18107569
>>18107586
>tfw Demon Lord didn't leave no survivors after burning it all down to the ground

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Anyone seen Netflix's Bright yet? It has centaurs, pandapeople etc.

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>>18107606
This isn't the monsterboy thread.

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>>18107578
"Let the Gaians preach their silly religion, but one way or the other I shall see this compound burned, seared, and sterilized until every hiding place is found and until every last Mind Worm egg, every last slimy one, has been cooked to a smoking husk. That species shall be exterminated, I tell you! Exterminated!"
—Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Lab Three Aftermath

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>>18107614
Just seen an orcgirl, my dude.

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>>18107589
But then we wouldn't have best plant girl.

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>>18107606
I didn't care to watch it , but for some reason the critic reviews being so low and the audience reviews being so high is making really curious about it.

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>>18107616
>somewhere
>a tentacle wiggles smugly

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>>18107626
The only difference between a professional critic and an Amazon reviewer is that the former gets paid for his opinion.

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>>18107616
dissenting p. hard right now desu

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>>18107635
Is he smarter than me?

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>>18107562
My daughteru would probably kidnap an alraune girl to be her friend.

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>>18107626
Well, I'd say it is worth checking it out. Could definitely give some good groundwork for a fic or two.

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>>18106758
Any MG with self respect

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>>18107625
Hold up.
>Before becoming monsters, they were tentacle plant leaders possessing high intelligence, so they can communicate with and manipulate the tentacle plants around them.
That's basically the description for tentacle brains. Are Tentacle girls tentacle brains that monsterized?
It'd be really strange if one day you found a timid Tentacle girl out in the yard where the pet tentacle used to be.

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>>18107428
>>18107383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A

>"Haaah? An old man delivering presents on the winter's solstice? Don't be preposterous. No human can travel the globe in such a night."
>She wakes up to the sound of shuffling fabric in her bed chambers, a single Olive tree sprout decorated with glass baubles standing nearby
>The man crouched before the tree is massive, taller than any other she'd met in her human life or monster one
>There's the soft smell of pine and fir on his robes, dyed a bright red and decorated with elk and other pelts
>He pauses, turning to face her
>She can see the shadow of the moon on his snow white beard, flowing down to his bare chest
>The fact that he doesn't seem bothered by the cold is the least strange thing to her, it's a familiar warmth... fatherly, kind.
"Sleep tight, little Queen, and know that I'll be watching."
>She wakes up strangely refreshed, her daughter giddy as a song bird when she sees beneath the tree lavished with all sorts of gifts
>When she tries to tell her husband, he just laughs it off nervously as her having too much wine before bed

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>>18107635
Yeah, paid by the company he is reviewing.

Professional critic aren't worth shit, they're all colluding liars. Audience reviews are more honest. But at the end of the day you're better off thinking for yourself.

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>>18107564
I want to see her do a quadruple peace sign.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107657
Then don't spread too much energy to it. Get a plant dampener or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107662
>But at the end of the day you're better off thinking for yourself.
I refuse to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107649
How shitty would dragons feel when they have to share their treasure? They are too clingy to even let a guy go so I don't think they'd accept another girl sharing her number one spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107670
Want some gritty monster/human world? Watch it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18106843
Mash belongs in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107674
Unwanted harems aren't a thing in my headcanon, because in my mind, good waifus aren't adverse to defending their relationships from whore invaders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107649
But Bicorns are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107689
bi curious

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>>18107679
I like to think about that too. Having a reptilian wife and trying to get a harem would end up badly no matter how much you wanted it in most cases. Some species might be okay with it depending on the guy's charisma but if he failed he'd have a very upset and mad girl.

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>>18107689
>Kiki standing there awkwardly
>"It's okay, I'll get a taste of master after they're all done"
>"I missed out last time, but not again, surely"
>"Haaah~ Imagine if I had a master all to myself"

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>>18107705
She'd clean out the other girls and the mess husband made.

This reminds me of that harem anubisfag who got bullied until he was healed. Good for him that he found true love.

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>>18107698
>Some species might be okay with it depending on the guy's charisma
Do you mean if he has enough charisma to force his waifu to let him cheat on her? Or do you mean if he just has lots of natural charisma, because if its the latter then that's all the more reason for her to be protective of him.

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>>18107732
I mean if the girl was kinda neutral towards the idea and he convinced or begged with puppy eyes. If she was too submissive then she wouldn't have a choice either.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone talks about harems but I can't imagine a monster girl that'd pair well with a Dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107745
Another Dragon Zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107745
Griffon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107745
Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107751
I must admit, having two different colored dragons might be interesting. Points if they contrast, like black and white or red and blue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107745
Wight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107757
Or blue and orange?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107755
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107760
Dragon and Wight? Would take a lot of effort to please both of those high tier beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107752
That's going to be the most competitive, violent tsundere threesome to ever exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107768
Yep, but I think such a combo could work pretty well.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what monsters would think about paladin-chans who aren't brainwashed by mamono mana and would sooner see their competition disappear rather than share their beloved husband and become cucks

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Alraune-Liliraune-TF-TG-554682069

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107798
Fuck off, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

Well I feel like I want to kill myself again.
what are some MGs that can cheer me up so I don't fall deeper into the abyss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107799
Just portugese him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107801
All of them.
... Well maybe not Will-o-wisp. But other than that every MG would try to make you happy.

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>>18107801

[Anonymous No.]

and deleted. thanks mr mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107819
Cute. I want to be cared for by a cat nurse at a cat hospital.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107820
That's far to quick to be the work of a mod. He must have done it himself. Not even a janny could have done it that fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107798
>Big block of text with no paragraphs
>No illustrations again

Not going to bother reading this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107829
strange i didn't do anything.
well isn't like I needed to feel good or anything. heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107843
This isn't /r9k/ my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107843
Dial a suicide hotline and stop blogposting in a fucking fetish waifu thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107845
>>18107847
It's not as if many of us arnt in the same shoes
If not for mge I would have blown my brains out long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107834
I want to rest my head on her thighs and her tail but I only have one head so I need to choose. This is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107867
>mamonomana hydra potion that allows you to rest your head on every part of your waifu at once

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be milked by a tentacle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107656
Husband, Santa Claus brought me a heated dakimakura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107852
Horns >>> Head-Wings

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107867
I want a monster girl to sit on my face and dick at the same time, so I chose bigamy.
Have one wife lay her tail over the other wife's thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107938
One of the reasons why loli Demons are better than Devils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107961
>Over my face
Nope, not the same. I suppose it would be possible to lay on those bodacious thighs and cuddle a tail to my chest at the same time though.

[Anonymous No.]

Now on sale at your local Tanuki vendor! No refunds though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107986
Do they sell succubus attractant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108006
Considering you'd be buying it from a tanuki you'd be getting exactly what you wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18107961
>Being so selfish
Just a doppel potion can sate your sluttish desires. Why drag your wife through a bigamous relationship too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108011
Those are expensive though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108031
No they aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108031
>rather than spend money, I'll cheat on the wife
I take comfort knowing I will never be this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108043
Like you have any proof to the contrary. You know what the saying goes, if you can do something, never do it for free.

>>18108044
Not really cheating.

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>>18108031
I'm sure your wife would happily pick up a second job if you told her "If you don't buy this thing for my fetish I'm going to sleep with other women"

Personally though I wish the flayers would just brain rape and correct every one of you harem-loving trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108009
WTF, I love tanuki now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108061
>Like you have any proof to the contrary
I don't, because it was never mentioned. You have no proof either, and as the one making the claim the onus is on you, not me.
>Monster girls
>Charging for sex things
Nigger I bet its literally handed out on the streets. You just have a shit mentality so your first instinct is to be a shitter.

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>>18108077
It would be retarded not too. Sure they'll sell it cheap, but not free.

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>>18108092
>Sure they'll sell it cheap, but not free.
Already contradicted yourself.
Besides, just because it's handed out on the streets doesn't mean you can't buy it.

There are plenty of events which hand out things you'd otherwise have to buy.

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never get seduced by a cute, unassuming loli MG who can easily suplex you into next Sunday even though she looks like a normal, innocent little girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108124
are little Mindflayers more dangerous than big Mindflayers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108136
That depends on how old of a loliflayer we're talking here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108136
Probably. They haven't learned how far is too far yet and clumsily use powers with little regard for long term consequences.

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>>18108136
No. Just stand up straight and you're immune to being flayed. It's the big ones you gotta worry about. Why, they're so charming you're standing weakly with your face buried in their bountiful eldritch bosoms before you even realize.

Heck you're lucky if you notice the feelers slip into your ears.

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>>18108145
I was thinking like 6 or 7, but then I realized they probably age differently.
>>18108146
A little Flayer can flay and manipulate with no regard for consequences? What is to stop her from becoming a god?
>>18108148
At least the big Flayers are so obviously predatory, that they're easy to avoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108148
Just wear ear plugs and ear muffs and a tight helmet. In case you do get flayed, keep multiple video recordings and written records.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108168
>What is to stop her from becoming a god?
Older flayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108146
>and then Anon was Captain Underpants

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108168
>What is to stop her from becoming a god?
Momflayers and dad glares.
>Loli ancient terror not so tough after being flayed by mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108208
>>18108186
I want to romance the oldest Arch-Flayer, who keeps all the other Flayers in "mind" with her psionic power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108219
Will you treat her like an Elder Goddess, will you worship her fanatically all so she can fulfill her childish fantasies that she was always too responsible to carry out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108226
I would, and I'd start with the toes and make my way to her ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108231
>Toes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108245
She can smooth over the minor details manually.

[Anonymous No.]

I want big, buff, snuggle chuff sisters to use me as a daiki.
At the same time

[Anonymous No.]

Do alps get get confused by the 47 other genders?
I'm sorry what are your preferred pronouns?
>"you fockin wot mate?"
"I love how you have both genders on your shirt and joggers it really shows how males have no power over us independent females."
>"lassie I don't know who you are."
>"But I have a green loight to glass ya now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108302
I would do things to that alp.

Lewd things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108302
>Getting beaten up and raped by an alp

How embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108302
Any alp of mine is ending up with a huge chest and fat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

More head doodles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108124
Weak lolis are cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108324
/fit/ alps might be good at dirty fighting.
in which case it's understandable if you lose to one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108347
For raping, maybe.

[Anonymous No.]

Would dragons truly understand the spirit of getting comfy and do so with their husband after a long day?

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108396
>dragons truly understand the spirit of getting comfy
Yes.
>with their husband after a long day?
If you mean everyday and being cuddled up under the blankets than also yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108397
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108404
But is she using any old ones or super expensive ones made from shed yeti fluff or discarded wendi blankets?

[Anonymous No.]

so you guys come up with a hellhound proof ice cream yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108415
>*Wendi cloaks
Lack of sleep and a late night are screwing with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108422
Yes, but it involves Ice Queen titty milk which is very hard to come by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108415
It doesn't matter she's a dragon she gives off heat by virtue of existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108390
For gentle loving, it only makes it more beautiful to have mutual trust of that level if the pairing is so un-equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108422

Well she's not a lava golem so all she really has to do is eat it before it melts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108433
Black, blue, and white dragon's beg to differ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108433
>>18108452
Also green.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108231
>You push aside the curtains revealing a dark and dim room swirling with various incenses
>Draperies hang from the walls and the ceilings, curtains and screens of deep and rich purples
>Sconces are about, burning in faint green flames, the source of the mist in the room
>But their light can't compare to the glow of the purple eyes staring down upon you in all their imperial majesty.
>Even as the sacred atmosphere of the room seeps in through your pores you can scarce tear your eyes from the shaded figure in the middle, sitting upon her throne like an Outer Goddess
>But as the same time you quiver, knowing that laying eyes upon her is a blaspheme
>And she'll take her penitence from you later.
>You crawl up to her, on your knees, holding a platter high above your head, enduring her oppressive silence until you're just before her feet where they dangle off the throne, her luxuriously shapely legs crossed, the tentacle-dress she usually wears replaces with open, almost transparent and free Elysian robes, also a dark purple, her favorite colour.
>"Your zealot offers himself before you, Goddess'
>"Eternally blessed am I to alone behold your Elder Beauty, your countenance outshines the other constellations, a dread Empress before the pale dim flames of the Beyond."
>"I offer myself to thee."
>She looks down upon the offerings, crossing her arms over her large breasts, to hide the excite heaving of her chest
>Her lips curl into a faint smile and she speaks, transmitting her Divine intent not through words but thought, the platter in your hand growing lighter, lifting before floating to theside
>"Of all your offerings, my dear servant, what I always look forward to is what you would offer of yourself. How will your worship at my alter tonight?"
>With that she gives her not so subtle toes a wiggle.
>Grinning, you look up at her, eyes roaming over her long legs, trim belly and large bosom, before finally falling into the eyes that smolder in the dark
>"It is naturally my pleasure to serve the mistress with everything"
>After saying the line and receiving the expected shiver from your goddess, you take her shapely feet in hand, not surprised at all to find the squishy things have a light sheen of moisture on them
>You place ceremonial kisses upon her feet, the middle and the sides before finally placing each toe in your mouth one by one
>You think you hear a character breaking moan, but your Goddess probably isn't even phased by this meager display of devotion and so you re-double your efforts, gently uncrossing her legs that you may begin to worship them fully
>With that done you start at the ankle and work your way up, massaging the feminine things while laying a trail of kisses up first the left leg and the right, before laying kisses upon her inner thighs, first the left and the right, slowly working your way up, noting what first began as imperceptible tremors as they grow stronger the higher up
>It's when you meet at the middle, and place your lips upon her goddesshood that she stops you, keeping your face in place by closing her thighs about your head, a pleasing if suffocating pressuer
>"Oh, no dear servant. That place requires special attention from your faithful scepter. Carry on."
>She releases you from the silken vice of her thighs, and you acquiesce, laying your kisses upon her pubic mons and traveling upward, slipping a tongue into her cute little belly button before continuing your trail northward, the peaks of her two glorious purple mountains looming ever closer
>Just as you're about to kiss the stiffened peaks of her divine bosom, she stops you with a hand, two fingers on your lips that quickly find their way into your mouth
>You run your tongue about them both, moving on to her other fingers before working your way up her arm, feeling her quiver under you as you lay the final kiss upon her shoulderbone.
>You move to do the same to her other arm, before finally meeting at the middle
>but by this point her breasts have been woefully neglected
>To make it up to your goddess, you bring your hands in on the fun, each lifting and squeezing a large eldritch boob each
>First the left, where you sink your fingers into her flesh and squeeze, the squishy flayer under you letting out quiet moans as you so do
>Then, you seek out her nipple with your fingers, catching the excited thing between thumb and forefinger before giving it a light squeeze that rewards your fingers with a curious sense of redness.
>You smirk at the discovery, and the purple goddess below you seems to go a shade of purple darker in emmbarassment
>Finally you wrap your hand about her breasts, leaving her nipple a clear and tempting target for your lips
>While your other hand gropes her breast idly, you focus you attention on licking circles about her nipple, lapping up what had leaked before sucking, and filling your mouth with her Cosmic Nurture, and curious elderberry flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108415
If it was a Yeti fur blanket I'd like some of the residual warming effect to be in the fur, but if it's a Wendigo fur blanket I'd be concerned about any leftover cloak magic

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that weresheep aren't all snuggles and smiles, some are dastardly villains that want to crash the enconomy by putting everyone in a lazy, cuddling mood via high grade weresheep wool sweaters

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>>18108476
Yeti fluff can be used to warm parts in small amounts, hence why it can be used as lining.

Wendi cloaks can protect your from the elements and also serve as a hiding spot as you drop into a minor pocket dimension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108478
Some Weresheep wool sweaters sold in markets are spiked with concentrated demonic energy. I wonder how those things end up in the market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108478
Fuck off kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108491
Indeed, dastardly items those are.
Harbingers of uncontrollably amounts of snug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108409
>>18108494
How much money do you want to bet that this is the same angry newfag what's been posting off topic shit from other places?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108510
Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108333
What about a giving head doodle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108515
You're a fag anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108518
I see no dullahan, so I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108468
>Her moans become more blatant at this point, as you milk her of her goddessly bounty, her other, unattended breast already leaking over your fingers in anticipation
>Indeed it doesn't have to wait long - you don't drain her bosom fully, because this is just one of many plays tonight and you've had your mind set on a nursing handjob for some time
>Treating it as an energizing appetizer, you latch onto her other breast and begin to do more of the same, rolling her nipple about your mouth and lightly squeezing it with your teeth before pulling back at letting it wobble back into place, leaking all the more profusely, her thighs squeeze against your hips where you still half kneel before her throne between her legs, and you ignore the hand "stealthily" making its way down the play in the sodden Elder delta between her milky thighs
>At last you begin to lighten the burden of her other breast until you'd imbibed roughly an equal amount each, the stuff already getting to you as your fantasies conjure up disembodied moans floating about your consciousness
>Finally you stand a little, to make enough height to continue your kissing up her slim throat and along her cute and angled jaw, before finally laying your lips upon her ears, her tentacles moving to caress and stroke your face, some even slip into your ears, though they merely stay there as if out of comfort than any mind-bending fuckery.
>Though you did just feel a lurch in your loins, and now your erect cock is very blatantly pressing into her stomach
>She giggles, her character abandoned the moment you finally come face to face, where she plants a kiss in your forehead before pushing you back
>"Come," She lifts and parts her legs in a supreme display of flexibility, her pussy parting slightly at the stretch, an open invitation as she slides down her throne until she's able to comfortably rest her legs above her head and upon the arms of her chair. She reaches down and spreads her lips further, "Plunge your scepter into my godhole, offer your seed to my womb and I'll bless you with pleasures you can't comprehend."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What girls want edgy-anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108557
None.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108557
Any of the reptile types, also ghosts and maybe phantoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108556
>not one but two(2) watermarks
>signature on the bottom left because the two(2) watermarks weren't enough

What the fuck is this crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108515
https://i.imgur.com/VKTcXtc.png
The inspect tool is amazing, but I'd like to ask you to not post off topic images, even if you do plan to delete them later.

[Anonymous No.]

Next year Ill do my best to try and make new content for monstergirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108484
>hiding in a Wendigo cloak in the snow
>scaring a passing Wendigo when she gets inquisitive of the lonely cloak

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108569
sakimichan pay-walling copycat
https://files.catbox.moe/0wqlhc.jpg the uncen'd preview if you're desperate for cat tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>18106709
>/fit/ Tomboy Hellhound
Tall and muscular, total bro who is always down to hang out and have some fun. Almost exclusively wears a sports bra and spats. Always does something that will flex her muscles when you're around, like carrying something heavy, she knows that her abs are your weakness. Will likely destroy your bed if you have sex with her.

>Partying Raiju
Slim athletic body, legs for days, all kinds of flexible. Lives electronic music, often has it cranked, loves to go out and dance at nightclubs. Gets very close and personal if you walk in on her dancing, slinks up and down your body, her hands travelling all over, sending small, pleasurable shocks through your body. Gets along well with Hellhound, and often goes to the gym with her. You've overheard her trying to convince Hellhound to do a threesome with you and her. A total freak in bed.

>Bossy Anubis
Average height, the finest butt you have ever seen. A complete neat freak, always gives Hellhound and Raiju Hell for not being more tidy, everything has to be just so, picky about her food. Enjoys reading. Opens up more when you get her alone, and secretly likes to cuddle with you while having a pleasant conversation as well as having her tail brushed. Likes passionate sex, favorite position is lotus position.

>Stupid sexy manticore
About as tall as the Hellhound. Constantly teases you with her tail. "Playfully" shoots her barbs at you, always just narrowly missing. Very openly wants to fuck you but knows she would unleash hell if any of the other harem members knew. Room is really a sex dungeon with a bed in it. Secretly enjoys romantic comedies.

>Thick Lazy Yeti
Thick in all the right places. Yeti is content to lay around all day watching TV or playing games. Always totally mellow, nothing seems to get her angry. When asked to help around the house she only puts in a minimum effort. What she can do, aside from forcing you to be her personal teddy bear, is make a variety of delicious frozen deserts from scratch, which is where she gets her soft thickness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108650
>"A husband? Whose?"
>"...Take a guess nigga fucks sake"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108674
>Ryu and Wock
What a lucky sonovabitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108674
How did that anon get into this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108650
was that an intentional rhyme

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108557
nothing personnel kid
https://youtu.be/Xnk4ZiwgAh8?t=209

[Anonymous No.]

"Hey buddy wanna hug?"
"We can do it by the fire eh?
"With coco and blankets guy"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108701
I'm not your guy, friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108694
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108333
cute Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108705
Yeah? Well I'm not your friend, buddy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108468
>>18108541
Wew, sounds like a nice lady. I'm imagining her learning all her dirty talk from internet porn, having never left the chaos realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108701
I'll admit I kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108710
i can't explain why that last half gives me a chubby, but it does

[Anonymous No.]

How would monster girls react to things like the Twilight Zone’s “To Serve Man”? The parallels are noticeable.
>”Save” human race
>End war and famine
>Provide a life of pleasure
>All for the purpose of continuing the other species
Im not trying to sound HFY. I’m just in one of those moods. If only I had a waifu to convince me her love is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108737
You’re a furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108740
Brave new world would also be a thing on that list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108740
desu, that screenplay is definitely in the top 10 important films/shows of the century, so if they don't like it, they can fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108743
i don't want to be the furry
just to put my dick in one
pretty sure that's not 100% furfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108744
Soma really does sound a lot like Mamano Mana and the new Cradles parallel the reservations. The only parts we're missing are the selective breeding, predetermined class structure, and world state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108740
Do you unironically think monstergirls would make media hugboxes?
There would be more happy endings and romance but violence wouldn't be gone
I think you guys forgot monsters used to kill humans just for the heck of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108767
Reminds me of that one story with the succubus(?) secretary to the owner of the only serious newspaper left in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat
Tanuki
Assets
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66481234

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108775
Now thats a cutie tanuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108765
>Cradles
Not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108775
OY
VEY

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108767

Hakutaku, Crow Tengu, Liches and other scholarly types might be interested in media in violent media or media that portrays monsters as common enemies/bosses

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108775
Khazar milkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108797
Down with the Tanuki Occupational Government!

[Anonymous No.]

A old internet pal made a few ohayous based off the wives for me, and I think they turned out pretty cute.

https://imgur.com/XrSdEvz.png
https://imgur.com/OQW0mz4.png
https://imgur.com/alwNENu.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108810
Last one is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108788
Really? Thank goodness.

I know it's a porn landscape but trying to figure out the motivations of monsters as a race is troubling. What are the end goals for things like the chaos species, the sabbath, the extremist faction, etc.? To make their husbands happy? To spread their own kind? If it's the latter, isn't that the goal of all life: to reproduce? Then why is it so dreadful sounding?

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>>18108812
As much as I wanna say I like them all equally, the third one did come out pretty fuckin cute.

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>>18108816
Personally, I'm just a sucker for the hair-over-one(or both)-eye thing.
Instant moe.

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>>18108821
I feel you on that mate, it's a good look. Thats why two outta the three girls have it!

[Anonymous No.]

>go on cod:infinite warfare
>mgs already exsist
>"lmao that isn't a guy!"
>"whatever, your dad eats this snatch every night."
>"nice character would rape"
Where are their parents?

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>>18108832
Using the games to distract them so they can get a moment of peace.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine how fucking miserable single cupids must be on valentines day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108837
They deserve it for brainwashing people.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a hellhound to shove my face into her sweaty spats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108837
Are you kidding?
That's the day they have permission to go hog wild.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to take your Holsts and Minos to the beach when it gets warm enough. They love it!
https://imgur.com/vYAda

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108850
>404

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>>18108844
But what if they keep missing the guy they like because of dumb luck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108854
Fug.
https://imgur.com/gallery/vYAda

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the inside of an Eros church is like on Valentines day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108855
Then they say "fuck aiming."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pixyvqsF8oM

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108855

That's when they get out the big guns

[Anonymous No.]

What would a follower of Eros do if they found /r9k/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108869
W-Whats the big guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108874
Turn those into living dolls and hope that it a
fixes him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108880
I don't think I want to see what kind of living doll those amalgamations turn into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108864
https://youtube.com/watch?v=naaHU7ZM4l8
>"psh. Nothing personnel Cupiddo"
>*stabs her and himself with pink arrows*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108884
I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108844

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18108900
FUCK
OFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108900
Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108902
>>18108903
Stop giving him (you)s.

[Anonymous No.]

If I want to find a mate for life and want her to be my first and only sexual partner and save my virginity to her, would Eros be a good god to follow and ask for protection from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108910
This. Also
>screenshot of faggots being wrong
Good bait, but all too common 'round these parts.

[Anonymous No.]

With all this talk of eros
A curse that makes you irresistible to MG would be a playful curse meant to inconvenience someone.
But for what reason would she curse someone to NEVER be loved?

[Anonymous No.]

Shit's a clown yo

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108931
Dicking the daughteru?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>18108941
I enjoy both equally

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108941
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108931
We can only assume that this is KC/Wandering Scholars' signature brand of euphemism and exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to pour oil on a Nightguant, and lewdly molest her before she can try to use her oil on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108941
Peenur eregg

[Anonymous No.]

Sandworms are love and life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108976
I want Chaos Demon Monster Girls to be even more dangerous and powerful than regular monster girls just so that their eventual Dickening is even more rewarding.

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>>18108876
A special arsenal Cupids have at their disposal, reserved for desperate measures and authorization has to come from a higher up or Eros herself.

It includes:

1. A minigun that fires rounds that are about as half as effective as a standard arrow on their own but the LPS (Love Per Second ) rate speaks for itself. Typically saved for singular targets whose extreme denseness would pose a challenge for a novice Cupid

2. A flame thrower that spews magical fire that ignites fiery passion in whoever it hits. Notably effective on fire and ice based monster girls and makes men give off dramatic monologues about how much they love the monster girl their interested in.

3. An anti-material rifle that's basically the opposite of the mini-gun. It's used if the minigun proves to not be enough. One round is all it takes to undensify a target. There is no recorded case of someone needing more than one shot. If someone like that existed it would sure mean the apocalypse.

There are a few others but that short list gives you an idea. There's one other on that isn't used by any of them but it's worth mention

4. L.O.V.E. A special weapon that's currently under production. It's capabilities are unknown but Eros has refused to comment on it. All sorts of rumors are circulating about it but the stories wildly vary depending on who you hear it from. Only the code name is known but not what it stands for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109006
The Night Gaunt is perfect as she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109017
I bet L.O.V.E. Is actually a Cork with a jellybean taped to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109031
She's pretty good, but thread tends to accentuate her married-side over her pre-marriage one.

I wanna see more about the monster that kidnaps children and takes them away flying to the Dreamlands, so I can picture them getting equally taken away by those same children or when they grow up or already grown men.

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>>18109017
People say cupids only cure denseness and its brainwashing but can they force someone to love another?
i think that's the deal breaker.
Like if X loved Y by Y simply has no romantic feelings for X whatsoever?

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>>18109054
Brainwashing is generally the removal of free will to force your idea, compared to persuasion/argumentation in which they come to accept it on their own. The question is, where does persuasion stop and brainwashing begin? Consider a Lilim talking a girl into becoming a monster, or a Cupid using her magic to show someone just how much they are loved by someone else?

[Anonymous No.]

Bigamous anons, who are your two waifus and what is their relationship like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
Kikimora twins. They act like a single person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
A Kobold and a smaller Kobold! They're mother and daughter so they have that sort of relationship, with the extra benefit of being lewd and sexual with each other almost as much as they are with me or as we three are together.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine your dream harem, now imagine it condensed into a single chimeara girl. What is she like? Your main girl contributes the most to her physical appearance, but the other girls personalities and mannerisms come through.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
An Automaton and a Gremlin.
They’re shenanigans actually get worse after they become mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
An Automaton and a Gremlin.
Their shenanigans actually get worse after they become mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
Two Bicorns.

That makes my Harem Power to square up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109157
I wonder how an Elf/P’Orc hybrid would even work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109164
>>18109169
I see they're studying the effects of the doppelgänger potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109176
No. I just saw I didn’t use proper grammar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
A Centaur knight and a Paladin girl who’ve been best friends since childhood.
Paladin-Chan later becomes Valkyrie-San.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109205
I'm pretty sure you can't become a Valkyrie. They are literally just mid-rank angels.

[Anonymous No.]

Deep Ones:

Bipedal monsters that can live both in water and on land. They possess gills, sharp teeth, large eyes, and webbed hands and feet. Unlike other water dwelling species, they are not associated with the sea god Poseidon. Instead of receiving the sea god's blessing, the husbands of deep ones undergo a physical change that allows them to live underwater. In addition to taking on traits associated with aquatic life, the husband also grows greatly in height and muscle.

Deep ones have a high fertility rate for monster girls and young deep ones lack the monstrous aspects of their adult form, being indistinguishable from humans for the first part of their life. Because of this, deep ones are able to slowly subvert human towns by planting their many daughters among the population.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109218
Sounds appropiate.

[Anonymous No.]

Honest question, where did all the writefags go? I remember when we would get something new to read almost daily, now we're lucky to get something once a week. Did we really scare everyone off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109317
It's the holidays, things will pick up after January the second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109172

What would happen if you had a harem that consisted entirely of bicorns?

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>>18109317
1.chrstmas holidays
2.People tend to bring up the drama of the older fags instead of the stories of the newer ones
3.some people have fully admitted to not giving a fuck about stories so people tend not to bother
4.Some dont want the writers here at all, pointing to /d's fiction purge as a good thing
5.That one faggot that hates Beast/Alp/Shoggocks/whoever
I don't care if you think the hate is justified, but posting about it is a frequent as the slowpoke guy and just as annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109372
That actually could work
The enjoy the energy of other monster mixed with yours right? dosnt say it has to be different monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109404
Even if there the same species, I'm sure each girl has a subtle variation on it. It'd like a wine tasting, with each of the bicorns trying to pick up on each other's unique flavors in your cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109129
These two.
I'm sure any tanuki and oni would have a good dynamic, but Mamizou and Suika together would be bliss.
Constant wisecracks and ribbing, tests of skill, and thunderous partying every night.

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>>18109372
I am the bone of my dog.
DE is my body and SE is my cum.
I have created over a thousand OCs.
Unaware of 3D,
Nor aware of gainz.
Withstood pain to create monsters, waiting for one’s arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Waifu Works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108765
There is predetermined classes, it's just monsters don't really give a shit about it. Even though demonic nations are different, they seem to have more or less the same goals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108813
I think the problem might be is because the fact is that happiness exists with the other emotion sadness. Without sadness or defeat, anything you do becomes a thing, accomplishments become meaningless really. I find that that if you would rather have sex all the time, why do anything really? Why build anything magnificent, why create works or art or discover new sciences when you have everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109569
Only the demon realms created by the extremists are all fucked up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109615
MGE2's info on extremists doesn't say that at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Mankind needs new insults. Would you really swear at a MG? Say "Fuck you!" And "Suck my cock, bitch!"?

Nay, that's only an invitation.

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>>18109627
Better not insult them by saying they're virgins either, that'll only backfire. Saying anything to insult their physical appearance might not work either. Really, talking to any MG is a risky situation for your chastity. Ignoring them too much as well. Existing as a male near them at all even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109634
>"You're fucked in the head, bitch!"
>Nearby flayer giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109627
"Cheating whore" would probably be a grave insult.

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>>18109627
Just use praises instead. That should work.

I'm going to walk up to a dragon and say that she's the most beautiful and cute in the eorld and I'm lucky that I'm granted the chance to even look at her and marrying would make more than happy and I'd do my best to see her wonderful smile everyday.
I'll slay her with insults like that!

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>>18109627
MERE

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>>18109640
Calling them infertile would likely be just as bad. Worse for Echidnas.

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>>18109644
I don't think monstergirls would understand our human memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109640
Still want to imply that a vaimpre sucks a lot of men's blood

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>>18109653
This is why you go to their boards and force the memes.
Give them complexes about it.
Have the squirrel cum just from holding her down by the neck and muttering "It seems you were merely a rodent after all."

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>>18109649
Actually, I think that'd just be taken as a challenge. Then she'd thank you for "volunteering" with "you fucked up now" sorta look in her eyes as she reaches for the gag and rope.

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>>18109666
>Have the squirrel cum just from holding her down by the neck and muttering "It seems you were merely a rodent after all."
Embarrassing.

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>>18109627

Just switch to insults that women traditionally use against men.

Imply that they're not monster enough to attract a real man.

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>>18109717
Virginity is still a desirable trait in women though. The fact that in MGE, it'd be even MORE desirable a trait in a man it'd still be desirable in a monster.

So the typical "haha virgin boi" can't be used.

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>>18109725
>The fact that in MGE, it'd be even MORE desirable a trait in a man
Monsters don't care what you've done with your tallywacker before unless they're a unicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109771
>Implying a monster wants a manslut who'd get hard for any hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109785
You're missing the whole thing about monsters not being judgemental. They don't care about your past relationships or anything like that, it's so unusual for one to do so that KC made an entire profile for it.

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>>18109801
>No monster would swoon if you told her you kept your virginity specifically for her to take
>No monster would feel immensely proud in her heart that she was your first everything, that you were her exclusive treasure claimed by no other
Keep telling yourself that, thot.

[Anonymous No.]

Real cuddlebug daki hours

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>>18110085
I want to treat a Nightguant like a daki

[Anonymous No.]

Haughty Himedere Holsts with Huge Honkers.

[Anonymous No.]

as the new year approaches I start getting nostalgic,
I miss the old days when the monster girl fanbase on 4chan was less divided .

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110150
A cute, they probably lord their large chests over other girls and probably sell their milk at a premium

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110168
And they wear super tight dresses to show off their breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110177
That they would, elegant things that struggle to hold huge milk tanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110181
Would they end up tearing and exposing their breasts to the world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108934
I remember that one clowngirl from soul eater was kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110185
No, only commoners who cannot get fitted dresses do that, these girls would have it so that it remains undamaged while showing off a bit of Areola

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110190
Do they now wear bras?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110196
Some do for extra finery via expense undergarments while others prefer to tease and tempt without letting themselves be touched

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110201
They must be skilled seductresses, with their huge chests and upper class knowledge. A mere peasant like me would be putty in their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110208
Most definitely, they could rest those heaving honkers on a table just to show you the softness/size of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110219
I couldn't resist touching them. Of course then I'd be "punished" for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110223
That you would.
Don’t forget the strength of holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110227
>STRONG Himes
Oh yes, this is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110241
Yep, sweet words, strong arms

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110246
Holding you to her chest tightly as she looks down on you, knowing that you are her possetion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109627
Cheating slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110257
Yep, although face first or back of your head on there is still a question

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110263
Either is good, as long as she's nice an tall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110265
Some would be while others would be Small in hieght but big in bust

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never be the childhood friend of a pair of fox twins, doing everything together like going to school, studying, playing games, and even sharing your first times with each other
Being a mofu addict sure is tough without some fluff to huff

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110273
I like big and busty myself, but to each his own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110275
>First hold hand with them during primary school
>First kiss them during middle school
>Lose your virginity together during high-school
>Marry them during college
You'd be set for life from the get go. Boys born in mofu friendly towns have it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110309
>your wives both birth a daughter at the same time
>a few years later, that young anon boy from across the street asks if your daughters can come out to play
>you and your wives can't help but smile, knowing what a happy life awaits those three

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey Nightguant-chan! How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110384
>¯\_(＾＾)_/¯

[Anonymous No.]

the first time I saw Nightguant the first thought that came to me, is she communicated in squeaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110275
How are her tails so strong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110409
My first thought was
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yJuuqh57qC4
Cute and interesting idea, but I don't want any part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110412
Foxes do a lot of tail exercises so they can carry their husbands comfortably in a prison of mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110424
the mofu gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110426

That's one place a human man wouldn't want to stumble into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110432
>That's one place a human man wouldn't want to stumble into.
I beg to differ

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110443

What? you say you would go into such a place willingly? What madness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110420
>”Please! Let me love you!”
>tfw the Knight can’t hear her over the giant crab noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110275
What does the chunni phase for kitsune look like? Do they shave their tails down to the skin so it looks like a rat tail?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110458
Cute! I hope her horn grows back biggerer and stronger than before!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110469
According to the next page, she can normally take a fully human form, and the incomplete transformation seen here is a result of her getting old.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are ropers so best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcuyxWxC-s

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110504
They very largely leave a qt human girl intact if you’re into that. If you don’t mind the lewd truth of the situation, it’s like getting all the benefits of monsterdom in a human girl- plus a bonus set of fun accessories to use during sexy times.
Hime princess wouldn’t give you the time of day? Rope’er up, you got yourself a doting -AAH!- royal housewife.
Bootyliscious Paladin-Chan think you’re not fit to lick her boots? Rope’er up, she’ll be -AHHN!- as obsessed with you as a mouse to cheese.
Shy sweater-straining tittymonster librarian too nervous to even look at you? Rope’er up, now she lets -AAHN, AAHN!- you keep your head stuffed under her shirt for hour after sweaty hour in the back of the library.
It’s a win for everyone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110544
Cute, but I’m pretty sure you got them confused with Parasite slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110551
You know what, full disclosure, I totally did. Whoops!

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if theres a mamono mana pit you can dip human females in to speed off the monserizing process.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110504
They're not, they're purge tier.
>>18110551
So are those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110561
But then it's just fallout 1 again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110561
I’m sure there’s a- oohoo! There’s an idea.
Okay, so a Lilim. I know, I know, hear me out, but a Lilim who runs a game show type thing where willing human women play to be monsterized into a nice species. Dark Matter and monster volunteers are involved. Grand prize is a new husband, to be provided from unsuspecting neighboring states!
Game Show Lilim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110572
You had me at Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Cheshire Cat More like Fatcat with that big wide ass! Ha ha!

That’ll teach her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110572
It’s a major production!

>Ratatoskr camerawoman
>Tanuki producer
>Kejouro makeup
>Oni boom-mic operator
>Automaton lighting director
>Wardrobe provided by Lady Spinnet’s
>No Dark Matter were harmed in the making of this program- in fact, they loved it!
>Who Wants to be a Monster? is filmed in front of a live studio audience, though some of them may be Undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110607
>Though some of them may be Undead
Awww. I wanna take my Zombie wife to watch a taping of the show! She’d just be happy at all the pretty lights and sounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110551
>implying there's a difference in outcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110562
You sir have no soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110607
Are the participants willing or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110634
Yes. This is strictly for willing human women. It’s not an extremist production, just a Lilim trying to give a fun and welcoming outlet to open women from monster-friendly states.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110644
>Yes. This is strictly for willing human women.
changing channel

[Anonymous No.]

http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=i-saw-mommy-riding-santa-claus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110644
I'd tune in every week. Especially if they had a big boobs special

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110656
>tft
>hell hound smut
>no futa tag in sight
Fuck it I'll give it a go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110662
>Big Boobs special 1
The species on the wheel are!

Holst!
Dark Mage!
Kraken!
Titania!
Apophis!
and the special top prize-
Lust Demon!

Now spin that wheel, and-
>LETS!
>GET!
>MONSTERIZED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110707
You have to answer trivia towards the species you land on or play a short game where you do something the species would. If you get it right/complete it, you get a point towards that species and can spin again. Whoever has the most points in a species at the end of the round gets to be turned into that species, or can choose to keep playing to try and get a different one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110707
>>18110717
I don't know which transformation I'd want more. I suppose it'd depend on the kind of girl was participating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110707
>All the contestants are flat chested human women who want mamano to give them what nature didn’t
>interviews after they transform see them ecstatically playing with their new chests, some even falling over from their weight

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110730
I love happy endings.

>There's one woman who got nothing
>But since they're so nice they gave her another change on the "royal special" airing the next week

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110725
Would you volunteer to be the bonus round grand prize for that episode?
Requirements:
Must be Monster-friendly
Must not be in an existing harem at time of taping
Must declare Incubus status if applicable
Must not be eligible for Alping
Must be alive (unless Undead Special)
(Big Boobs special)Must primarily identify as a “breast man/boob guy”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110707
Don’t forget Hobgoblin

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110748
Sounds perfect for me, and I like all the ladies too. Kind of hoping I get the shy NEET girl who becomes more confident thanks to her transformation, though the tsundere who becomes a cuddly Holst or the career businesswoman who wants nothing more than to become a carefree Titania are also tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110755
True, she’d work there as well. I tried to order them by common to ultra rare, do you think they’re more or less common than a Holst?
>>18110741
What a great sport she is! She’ll get first spin. But what would the races be for the “Haughty Hime Royalty Special”?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Lets lift some weight, Onii-chan!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110768
>Pharaoh
>High Elf
>Otohime
>Ryu
>Dark Elf
>Top Prize: Demon Duchess

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110763
That last one is really interesting. I like that idea.
>”So, why did you decide you wanted to monsterize, contestant 4?”
>”I’ve been the Vice President of a Fortune 500 company for twenty years. I’m personally in charge of over two thousand employees on a daily basis as well as international deals and legal proceedings, court cases, blagh... everything, it feels like.”
>”Whoa! Sounds like a busy time! So I’m guessing Apophis? Maybe a short at Demon?”
>”No, no, the opposite! Hobgoblin, or especially Titania.”
>”Really now? Why’s that?”
>”I wanna come ho- no, not even that, I just want to BE home, every day, and not have to worry about a single thing in the world besides me and the man I end up with. I want to not even remember what an International Cooperative Banking Merger is, but rather only worry about what cute dress I can wear to show off my breasts and what fun I can have in a day without a care in the world!!!”
>”That’s the spirit! I love your gusto! Let’s hear it for her, ladies and gentlemen!”
<APPLAUSE>

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110773
that's a strait up abomination, In other words an elf, plus she is too muscular . I quite like muscle on a gal but that is just too masculine to be appealing at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110799
>Unfortunately for her, she still remembers what a International Cooperative Banking Merger is.

>In fact, she still has to go to work, except now she's three feet tall and her tits are bigger than her head.

>She did not even won a man to go home with, but at least she doesn't need to walk at work now that that cute intern kid can carry her everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110799
Aw, that's surprisingly sweet. There's probably a lot of stories like that on Who Wants to be a Monster. Like a poor girl who just wants some money to live comfortably and ends up as one of the richest Monsters in the world.

Then there would be the women who just do it for the money and fame
>"Look you realize the Cash Prize isn't that big and you're going to end up mentally and physically changed by this?"
>"When I have money and fame I won't need to worry about that!"
>"...it's your funeral lady"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110831
>”...literally~!”
>A massive guillotine drops from the sky and brutally beheads the contestant, who’s head rolls a few feet while her body stands shocked and starts feeling around for it
>”Congratulations on your new race- Dullahan!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110854
I was thinking of making that joke but it seemed to obvious. Still the transformations must be fun to watch. As is seeing the ladies try on their new outfits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110831
>After she gets otohime'd and returns home alone and with a few Fat Stacks™ she realizes this isn't what she wanted at all.
>What she really wanted was her brother tied to her bed just waiting for her to get home, just like all the other contestants had won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110823
>She learns to take it easy at work, her magical Hobgoblin charisma making it easier to delegate her responsibilities to underlings
>now spends most of the time at work with her tits smothering the nervous intern, a goofy dumb smile on her face as she has the best of both worlds- a cushy, prestigious position and a cute boi to Boss around and have sex with whenever she wants because he has to listen...
>cuz she’s da boss, hue hue
>And da boss gots da biggest boobies, and dats her, so Anon’s gots ta listen, hue hue~!

Happy end for her and her nervous submissive husbandintern.
>>18110831
It’s a feel good program for sure. All good stories with happy endings!

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>>18110869
Hey now not every contestant, some of them have boyfriend. They're tied up in the "special prize" area (just a formality) so their newly changed girlfriends can easily take them home.
>>18110872
I'd like to hear more stories about this game show. or even make some myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110872
I want to watch the loli round!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110859
There’s a whole aftershow that follows the new monsters around and helps them find new outfits and fitting into their new roles. Kinda like a documentary piece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110899
Who Wants to be a Monster?: Dressed Down

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>>18110899
>New Holst crying with happiness when she realizes the biggest bra they have is too small for her.
>>18110910
Don't forget Who Wants To Be a Monster: Afterstories.

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>>18110915
>Don't forget Who Wants To Be a Monster: Afterstories.
Sounds like a where are they now to be done 10 years after the show. All the now monster girls with their husbands and children in their new digs and classy houses. As long it doesn't turn into The Real Housewives of Zipangu it should be pleasant.

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>>18110893
What races? Remember to include a special top prize race!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110928
Oh of course its pleasant, it's designed to attract women to the competition too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110931
I don't know, something like:
>Devil
>Ratatoskr
>Wendigo
>Kitsune
>Kobold
>Werecat
>Familiar
Top Prize:
>Baphomet

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>>18110892
It’s definitely a fun idea. I’ll come up with more this weekend too.
>>18110915
>”I’m so sorry ma’am, erm, w-we can’t seem to make it fit around your- ahem- bosom. It’s too big. Maybe Miss Arachne down the stre-“
>”Sniff! S-say that again!”
>”W-say what again?”
>”What you just said!”
>”T-the store down-“
>”Before that!”
>”...your bosom is too big-“
>Holst helps with joy and jumps, sending her tits into a wobbling jiggling cascade as she tearily hugs the tailor in happiness

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109812
The older ones might

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110954
Oh yes, I might make some myself too. Also that Holst is extremely cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110954
Are there any races that are off limits or they’d never put up as an option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110966
Roper and parasite slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110966
Nacho or Shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110892
Imagine being a girl’s boyfriend knowing when you see her again she’s gonna be a sexy monster. The waiting room must be nerve wracking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110966
I'd guess only races they know the girl would definitely not want to end up as, like a scientist who actually enjoys her job probably doesn't want to become a slime or wonderland species

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110978
They have bedrooms in case the woman feels like...trying out her new body on her man.
>>18110983
She might like being a Cheshire if she could keep her intelligence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110983
Dark Slime would still work, though.
Hell, it comes with chemical-proofing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110966
Shog, Nacho, Mindflayer, and possibly Nightgaunt, simply because they’re outside the scope of what the Lilim and her Dark Matter assistant are capable of. Wendigo somehow isn’t that difficult.
Lilim, of course.
Angels of the Chief God, though Angels of other gods are possible.
Doppelgänger, not because they can’t but because they don’t bring in good ratings.
They’ve tried Automaton before but something went wrong and the girl ended up a ghost instead. Thankfully she was still ecstatic but they don’t want to risk it again.

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>>18110983
I mean, the show wouldn’t be for everyone too. A girl like that would be better off going to a monsterization clinic rather than taking a chance at a game show where she’s has as much chance becoming a Dorome as she does a Hakutaku.

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>>18111002
>They’ve tried Automaton before but something went wrong and the girl ended up a ghost instead.
Oh no!

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>>18111023
I thought people were implying the races used would, at the very least, all be something the girl would kind of be interested in.

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>>18110989
>Show ends and the crowd cheers while you hear a pudgy Tanuki call “that’s a wrap!”
>your girlfriend is on her way back to the bedroom they locked you in, now a monster of a race you have no idea of

What race is she now, and how does she make her entrance/what does she do?

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>>18111045
She comes through the key hole to maximize the surprise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111045
Pharaoh, and she uses her Power of Kings to have all kinds of fun.

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>>18111037
Well yeah, the girls would know what races would be available on the episode before they get accepted as contestants. The Demon legal advisor would handle all that stuff in auditions and all that. But if a scientist girl applied but the only episode available was the “Loveable Low Intelligence” special, she may decline proceeding with the audition.
The nitty gritty of showbusiness, see?

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>>18111037
The clinic is good if she doesn’t know what she wants, but has requirements, or if she knows the exact species she wants. The game show is good if she wants any species of she doesn’t know what species, but is open to most.

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>>18111031
>Lilim: Oh no, her dream!
>Rata: Oh no, the set!
>Demon: Oh no, the impending lawsuit!
>Tanuki: Oh YES, the ratings!!!

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>>18111056
Exactly. If you’ve ever applied to go on the Price is Right, for example, you can choose which day to go in and if there is a theme for the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111045
Nurarihyon!

She would come in with an explosion of black smoke, and introduce me to all the other single contestants who didn't have a boy waiting for them back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111056
>“Loveable Low Intelligence”
What women would willingly sign up to that?
>>18111070
Tanuki needs to learn that crazy stunts, while good for ratings, are not good for everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111078
Ah, the “Harem Hotties” special. Little did you know your girlfriend was the only contestant that night who had a boyfriend. Enjoy your sudden influx of new wives!
>Whoosh!
>”Hm hm hm~ hey baby, it’s me. Looks like you won the jackpot~”
>four other monsters excitedly peak over her shoulder

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>>18111080
Women who just want to be a cute monster and don’t personally value intelligence as highly as others. It’s not on everyone’s priority list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111108
Well I'd love to watch it since it'd tie in with a fetish of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>Contrary to what most people believe and what the show proclaims, most women who enter the TV contest "LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" do not go out to change their lives as they so intended.

>In fact most of them return to the old lives they had before the monsterization after a few months of attempting to make a change in their lifestyle, to no avail.

>79% of women classified as Control-Freaks go back to their professional lifestyle after their transformation into a monsters categorized as "Gentle, Calm and/or Cheerful".
>83% of women classified as Doormats have reported that they continue to feel unsufficiently assertive after the monsterization into "Bold, Stubborn, Selfish and/or Ferocious" monster types".
>91% of women classified as Shut-Ins continue their cloistered lifestyle after attempting a change to "Bold, Cheerful, and/or Ferocious" personalities.
>among other examples

>The only classification to have managed to achieve the change in their lifestyle was the Cursed-in-Love category, with the amazing result of 97% of their members being in succesful romantic and/or interpersonal relationships after one year of their Monsterization.
>In fact, it seems that a trend has formed in the show's practical results, with 69% of all contestants that have ever participated in the show in currently in stable, amorous relationships of some kind, with only a 7% of all contestants had trouble keeping a partner in a stable romantic relationship and the remaining 24% have not had any kind of romantic relationship since the monsterization proccess.

>Despite the apparent failure of the show's presumed objective, very few women have declared any insatisfaction with the overall result, many of them commenting on how the change has given them a new outlook on their old lives, or that they feel that they've come to terms with their situaton.

>To this day, "LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" continues to be one of the most popular shows in television since the Interdimensional Cooperation Act was signed in the year 2034, particularily in low-income urban neighborhoods on Earth and many "Demon Realm" countries in the New World.
>"LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" is to this day subsidised at an outstanding monetary loss by the International Monster Acceptance Institute, the Mamono TransDimensional Company, and DanukorpGolden Investment S.A.

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>>18111093
Would it be a double special with zipangu girls only? Cause the girls I imagined following her in were Umi Osho, Unagi Joro, nueronago, and an Otohime

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>>18111131
Do not listen to the lies, the contestants are all living happy lives with their husbands.

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>>18111131
Fake news! Allegations! Those damn VICE reporters...

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>>18111150
>>18111169
Don't delude yourself. The facts are straight and you know it to be true, (((Husband))).

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>>18111131
You're forgetting the role it plays in making monsterazation an acceptable practice. Polls have shown this, with many viewers saying they have a more positive and understanding view of monsterazation then before they started watching the show.

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>>18111131
So, how are the actual monsterizations shown?

Do the human girls evolve like Pokemon, or do they have to have a cleanup crew?

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>>18111192
They are false, every woman who has participated has gotten a husband.
>>18111201
I imagine there's a Dark Matter "bath" that the contestant submerges themselves in and come out as that monster.

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>>18111201
As long as it's not like the Pleasure Island scene from Pinocchio

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>>18111131
>Shut-in chubby girl get's monsterized into a Salamander
>A year later she is now a shut-in chubby lizard
>The main difference is that she now binge watches shonen anime rather than shoujo

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>>18111213
Adorable, would date and buy pizza

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>>18111201
>>18111202
>>18111207
It's worse.

Japanes Game Show worse.

>>18111213
That's the overall idea.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens when you find out your Cheshire daughterus are in to cheesing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111234
How bad is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111213
Someone needs to save that girl's smile with cuddles and nose kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111234
>spoiler
Enlighten us uncultured plebs anon.

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>>18111192
Is Druella trying to get the show shut down or something?

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>>18111247
On the contrary, she one of the people funding it.

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>>18111080
How about former sluts that want to keep the hedonistic life style, but want to be more loyal?
Or maybe girls who had a rough/abusive upbringing and wants the simple life?

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>>18111252
AAAaah. That’s more of an ‘in company’ correspondence then. Board of directors stuff. I get it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111131
Eh, game shows and reality tv is for the lowest common denominator.

[Anonymous No.]

Slime Time Prime Time Speciel was the best episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111291
I still say the Older Sister Special was better.

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>>18111246
>>18111237
Women competing against each other to be able to win a cash prize and (if they wish so) be monsterized into one of the many monster girls they may want to.
The losers go home with nothing but a new tail and a forked tongue, the winner gets all: Fame, Money, a rocking-hot body and maybe... a new boyfriend.

>Girls made to embarras themselves in front of experienced incubus to win prizes.
>Question games where you get electrocuted by a Raiju until monsterized if you get an answer wrong.
>Women made to fight each other with Demon Realm Silver weapons in arenas crawling with monsters trying to rape them and monsterize them.

>>18111289
>>18111268
Exactly, which means that it will allow the most women to be monsterized, which is exacrly the game's true obkjective.

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>>18110420
Strike the weak point for massive damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111299
Seems a bit too cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111299
Big question though: is cheery, “I wanna make people’s dreams come true!” Lilim host of Let’s! Get! Monsterized! in on it? Or is she kept naive to believe it’s really a perfect storybook ending for all participants?

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>>18111316
I just need to know one thing: Is that Lilim single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18110456
Nah, they just go full ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111108
>Bimbofication
Huh. Not so bad when it's willing and consensual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111349
There is a difference between "bimbo" and "simple."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111349
Transformations that are willing and consensual are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111349
Bimbos aren't cute though, they are whoreish and lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111349
Exactly, right? Makes it very cheery and fun!
>>18111324
She is! She’s hoping to one day get her own storybook ending with a man who will help her make dreams come true. She’s a real idealist.
>>18111316
I’d say even if she knows it’s a monsterization promotion front, she still believes in her heart of hearts she’s making people’s lives better. And even if not every girl gets a husband right away, it’s worth it to give them that chance at happiness.
Gameshow Lilim is a go!
Now-
Who Wants to be a Monster?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111355
Queen Slimes are cute and deserve to have a cute human boy to tease with all her personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111364
They certainly have an advantage when it comes to scouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111364
They remain my best girl/waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111382
>spoiler
What’s her- er, their? Name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111289
Depends on the gameshow
Sometimes shows are nice, and on the other hand people say deal or no deal is skillful and tactical and I want to fucking punch those people

[Anonymous No.]

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>>18111389
The Slime Queendom of Elizabeth, or Liz for short.
She spans an entire castle town comprised of a facsimile stratified feudal class system, including landed knights and a small standing army, alongside merchants, farmers, and general townspeople of varying professions, and of course a nobility with ‘Queen Liz’ at its head. She maintains separate personalities for each instance/‘individual’ though can at will assimilate ‘Queen Liz’ into any of them temporarily if need be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111362
>one of the most powerful MGs
>wants a storybook ending
>hosts a game show
Lilim or not, she’s the one for me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111414
There's a joke about "hissy fits" in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111428
>Wanting a lilim
Patrician taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111428
you're not the one for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111192

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>>18111428
>”Haaaaahn! Really Anon?! You really want to date me? Oh, I’m so excited! This could be the start of my happily ever after!”
>She clasps her hands and does a fluttery little hop in place, melting your heart
>”Okay, I’m going to take my aura dampeners off, Anon! I’m so glad you’re giving this a chance!”
>Wait wha-
>LUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTHORNYHORNYHORNYHORNYHORNYMUSTFUCKMUSTFUCKFUCKFUCKLUSTLUSTFUCKPUMPTITSASSLUSTFUCKLUSTFUCKLUSTLUSTFUCJHORNYMUSTCUMNEEDTOCUMFUCKFUC-
>”Anon? M-mister Anon? Are... you okay?”

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>>18111433
That’s gotta be the ultimate dad joke for any one who’s married to a lamia.
What would your dad jokes be like for your daughterus?
>calling my Hellhound daughteru a ‘hothead’
>making her wear a hotdog outfit when she’s in timeout
>and the classic: ”Hi hungry, I’m Dad!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111481
Goddammit. I’m gonna have to make her take a honeymoon and maternity leave all in the same season!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111481
>>18111489
Local gameshow Lilim not so smug after being mating pressed unconscious by husbando. Currently on maternity leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111481
>Manager, turn off my lust inhibitors!
>Lust... this is why I host!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111489
>>18111498
Lich-san as her temporary replacement didn’t help ratings. She just didn’t have the same charisma as Gameshow Lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111511
I’m surprised they didn’t get that genki Minotaur girl who hosts the StrongBra competitions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111511
>”What is your intended purpose for monsterization. Adequate response. Spin the wheel. You have landed on Manticore. Answer the questions on the display. Step into the vat. Round complete, proceed to next round.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111511
>>18111521
>Lich-San takes more notes than actual talking throughout the entire episode

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111498
I wonder what the MGC TMZ would say about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111537
Very true. Gameshow Lilim would be a huge celebrity. Anon husband better be used to having paparazzi Ratas in his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111511
Should've gone for the nurarihon. That girl would play the audience like she was born for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111213
Imagine how happy she'd be when she shows you her katana collection

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111571
What if I have my own sword collection that’s actually better than her shitty oversized letter openers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111565
I’m sure producer Tanuki would make the swap swiftly. She thought people were into Liches, dammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111579
Pro dating tip anon: when a girl, even a Monstergirl, shows you something she’s proud of and a hobbyist of, you don’t say “Grhrhnhurrhurr, wow it’s shit mine is better”. Just a heads up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111579
Then you're both colossal nerds, and thus perfect for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111590
Kek
>Ugh! Why am I single?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111590
As expected of /jp/, really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111590
I’m just saying, I own a Claymore that was used in the War of the Roses, hows that not fucking awesome?
I also have a 17th century Masonic rites sword that’s been passed down throughout my family.
>>18111592
Well, you’ve got me there Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Chuuni ochimusha who constantly tells people they'll have to take things from her cold, dead hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111610
>chubby neet lizard heartpupiling when she sees your enormous and mighty sword

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111537
Would be fun to watch them gossip over even slight changes in celebrities.

>Sarah BattleScribe has been putting on some weight recently, is our favorite Salamander Stunt girl carrying an egg or is her Boy toy a fatty lover? Tune in for more after we explore the long and winding career of Bonnie ‘Bones’ Carson, the most famous skeleton in Mamowood

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111612
>She always shows off her 1000 year old katana that was once yielded by her great great great grandfather who used it to conquer a third of Zipangu in a single month
>No one is allowed to touch it but her and her future lord
Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111646
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111646
>she goes into excruciating detail about how the sword means everything to her
>cuts to some random shota playing ‘ninja warrior’ with it in the backyard

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111646
>"Only my future lord can touch this!"
>"...."
>"Guess that'll be me then"
On a scale of one to ten how flustered would that make her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111646
I'd sneak in a touch before running away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111656
>”N-Nani?!”

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>>18111652
I can only imagine how much responsibility will have to be taken by that shota.
>Ochimucha bodyguard to her innocent clueless shota lord

>>18111657
She'd slay you and throw you at the Ushi-Onis or worse

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>>18111656
>Take the sword (which she so clearly wanted you to do)
Draw her in by the waist/initiate kabedon
>"Your grandfather conquered a third of Zipangu but I just captured all of my world."
Heart. Pupils.

[Anonymous No.]

PUSSY BEAM FIRE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111683
>My lord can't be this alpha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111681
>shota lord to a clingy chuuni and fat bottomed Ochimusha
Sign me up! Gonna innocently play with her butt while she’s trying to look cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111694
Little does she know that display was in fact me being chuu and I'm stammering like a retard on the inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111681
She wouldn't be able to catch me and if she gave chase it would be precious time lost in the search of a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111720
You could proceed to fail every at everything in life for years and she would still think:
>"My dear lord is merely hiding his true potential, the one that he showed me the day we met."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111720
>you're both chuunis so you both see through each other's acts
>act normal around one another but when out of the house you're both decked out in kimonos, swords at your hips and haughty levels exceeding 9000

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111483
>>making her wear a hotdog outfit when she’s in timeout
How truly evil!

[Anonymous No.]

How does manamo mana and DE effect A.I?
I don't want my AI going yandere on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111791
That's almost as bad as KDF sending his daughteru to timeout in a latex bitch suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111804
Well, it worked on Automatons, which are roughly as close as MGE gets, so there's no reason to think it wouldn't apply to sufficiently advanced AI.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111791
And now we know why hellhounds hate being called hotdogs.

>>18111768
Quietly dreading the day we'd get put in place by a lizardman that's the real deal. At least licking each other's wounds would be cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111804
>manamo mana and DE
Same thing. It does nothing unless there is a bit of magitech involved, then you'll have a naughty girl talkinga bout your fetishes online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111819
I don't think he uses that as a punishment, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111825
T E C H N O B U S

>>18111819
That's not timeout, it's denial play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111804
It turns magitech robots into monster girls
As for regular AI it does nothing unless you love your AI enough that it becomes a living item

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111819
This anon >>18111829 is right anon, my daughteru loves her latex bitchsuit! The only sort of punishment we'd use that for is the happy, sexy kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111833
What if a succuvirus gets into a automaton?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111851
Run an .exe on a mac and tell me what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111851
The automaton gets sick and will need to go to the doctor!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111851
>>18111879
>Automaton daughteru gets a succuvirus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111884
You better run an antivirus on her or else she might be ccoming home from school with her E thanks full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109627
Call her a dyke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111903
Functionally equivalent to "suck my cock," so not terribly useful.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111922
Call her lesbo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111932
Same thing, they just see it as an opportunity have sex and prove you wrong at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111935
Call hathors flat and sabbaths old.

[Anonymous No.]

>you'll never wrestle with a super feisty strongfat hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111953
Imagine going behind such a hellhound and penetrating her ass before giving her a german suplex. That would feel great.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111970
>after you hit the ground she turns to you, eyes flashing like so many you are already dead memes
>"Buckle up anon"
>neighbours regularly complaining over the bangs, crashes and moans heard for hours and hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111953
Would love her to grab me as soon as I get home so she can use me as a daiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112007
She'd be the one hitting the ground, anon, not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111981
Old hag baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111981
The Sabbath HATES her!!!
>click here to find out her secret!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112056
Her hair reminds me of seaweed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112036
She'd let you take her down but she's just lulling you into a false sense of security. Once you think you've won, you're in for a thorough wrestlefucking that you will take a long time to recover from

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112056
Cute. But I would rather see their faces when they find that anon who lives next door tied up in her bedroom in slaves clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111953
Guys. Hear me out now.
>ol’ fashioned pig catchin’ with P’Orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112095
Hunting or catching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112084
Silly anon, I know how hellhounds are and I wouldn't drop my guard just because I got a move in. I'd keep penetrating her roughly and wildly until I was sure she blacked out. That or at least I'd take her down with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112056
I have one question.
Who the hell pours wine like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112124
Catching. Like a bunch of pigs in a pen. Whoever can catch the most in a minute wins the game!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112124
Sometimes a Hunter hunts a P'Orc that's far too strong for him to handle, so the P'Orc catches the Hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112141
That sounds fun, until you leap on one of the P'Orcs and claim you've caught her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112143
Hunting muscle P'Orcs would be fun.
You could keep them as muscled helpers or make them lovely toys/trophies.
They'd be my wives either way

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112139
I know a guy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112137
This is wrestling anon, no fugging till after somebody wins, and the more tired you are the easier it is for her to fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112157
What if he pins her and starts doggy style?
Can she beat the Dick?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread needs more fire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111311
Ah! But that is exactly what makes it entretaining to watch and the change of big prizes attracts endless supply of fools to try.

>>18111316
Yes. She doesn't see why anyone wouldn't wat to become a monster mostly because she drank the Monster propaganda juice her mother (who is one of the ghost benefactors of the show) fed her.

The Demon Lord is aware of this, yet still believes that it's an effort for the greater good of both humans and monsters.

Druella enjoys watching the show and seeing human women fall on their ass and down to the Tentacle Rape pits, though she is not directly involved on it. Her methods are a bit more direct and... aggressive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112169
>pin down a hellhound
Not only is she strong she's also much bigger than you are, that's no easy feat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112189
Just gotta use her weight to get her off balance and stick it in while she's trying to recover.
It changes the dynamic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112157
This is monster wrestling anon, it's a mix of both. It's not like either of us have infinite stamina though so I'd need to be careful with my moves, plus I'd be a hellhound husband and I'd learn her tricks. Maybe she'd start raping me as I was "recovering" before I take up the fighting, just like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112195
Just be careful her ass doesn't land on your face, there's no getting up from that

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112237
Of course there is. Grabbing her tail and nibbling her hard enough she gets so wet you use that as lube to slip out. C'mon anon, it's like you don't even get good to fight monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you think a salamander would react to a gun collection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112237
>Strongfat hellhound smugly asking anon if he 'wants more' only to get no response.
>"...Hey anon, you Ok? Anon?"
>Cut to hellhound stroking the hair of anon and grumbling about eating less snacks in the future.

Alternatively, eat her out and knead that meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112260
>as time goes on you get stronger and stronger
>finally you surpass her and get swole as fuck
>she can finally enjoy being dominated by someone stronger than she is
This was truly her master plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112255
Salamanders probably wouldn't like guns.
Guns are the great equalizer and allows peasants with a minimal of training to be able to stand against lifetime warriors and actually have a reasonable chance of wining.
For a race like Salamanders that hold martial prowess in high esteem would no doubt see it as uncivilized.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you join her in her fight against the Tanuki Occupational Government?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112320
That it is.
Filling that hellhound ass would be fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112179
So I take it Gameshow Lilim is a much younger sister. Maybe even born post-portals in that timeline.
Well, regardless of the more puppetry aspects of the show’s true purpose (not that I mind, I’m all for total DL victory), it’s nice to know Gameshow Lilim really is just a cheery girl who sincerely thinks she’s making dreams come true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112255
I feel like salamanders would appreciate a good raifu whereas vanilla lizardmen would abhor them. Assuming you're only putting holes in paper, hunting, or using demon silver bullets, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112340
That’s what makes her cause so beautiful. No one who shows up on her stage is there by force, they’re all there because they believe their lives will become so much better off because of it. I just wish my dull life will be more than enough to entertain her.
I hope she likes (or at least learns to like) baseball.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong that I want to duel a Dragon to negotiate something, but she's unable to hold back in the duel and strikes me with the intent to kill, seriously wounding my sword arm in the process. Of course she immediately snaps out of it and is shocked and terrified at what she did, instantly surrenders and even offers her head to make up for it ("I've dishonored this duel, so it's only right that you kill me for it." or something along those lines)
Of course I refuse to kill her, so instead once she realizes that she's probably permanently crippled my sword arm she instead begs me to allow her to accept responsibility by marrying her, so she can take care of me and protect me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112333
>after years of being roughly handled by the thicchound you are now alpha enough to handle her the way she did you, just like she fantasised
I love a happy ending

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>>18112364
I bet she carries an old-school camcorder on every date with you to capture your happiest moments, and every few weeks takes them out to watch privately with smiling teary eyes at all the memories.
>”It’s really happening...”
>”My happily ever after!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mS_3hWwtk
They just need to advance the state of martial arts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112373
Bad? No, I guess, so long as everyone is happy in the end. I just find it odd that even in your fantasies you're still getting pity married and crippled. I can probably chalk that up to a love of healing or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112386
I mean, there's no way you're going to actually defeat a dragon in a duel. Humans are simply too fragile.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gomenasai, my name is Wilmarina-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian Dragotaku (Dragonime fan for you paladins). I draw Dragons and Wyverns on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dragon games. (Skyrim, Drakengard, Spyro series)
>I train with my claws every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through steel because they are folded over a thousand times, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my claws license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Dragonian fluently, both standard and the Zipanguan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dragonian history and their mere female lizard code, which I follow 100%.
>When I get my Dragonian visa, I am moving to Dragonia to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a mere female lizard for my husband, or a fire-breathing cook!
>I own several scale suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dragonia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and try to breathe fire as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to get burned.
>Wish me luck in Dragonia!

[Anonymous No.]

MERE
FEMALE
LIZARD

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>>18112364
>Christmas special episode where the contestants are all little girls with terminal illnesses
>Gameshow Lilim dressed in her sexy (yet modest for a lilim) Santa suit is warm and kind to them, basically going soft on them and letting them pretty much choose which Monstergirl they want to become
>GS Lilim personally monsterizes them without the vat, so it’s as gentle a process as possible
>Even Druella, watching from backstage, feels her blackened heart soften at the genuine care GS Lilim is showing

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112403
Given how nips gives age to thier characters she's more likely to be 17

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112378
Would be nice, although my own tastes may make her a bit softer.
Would call her my pudge pup if only to tease her

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Dragonslayer and by slayer I mean I take their virginities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112415
BAKA PALADIN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112423
Yeah, going a decade as an unmarried adult isn't something they smile upon.
27 is dried out old cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112403
>someone actually saved my shitty text

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112443
Ken-sama is valued culture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112443
Warosu exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112403
>Initiates conversation by apologizing
Ah, I see you're one of those Canadian/Japanese mamano. Life must be hard for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112437
Speaking of age how long could a famous male last unwed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112403
>>18112443
>>18112447
>>18112450

Let's ring in the New Year by posting our favorite green texts from the current one for those who've missed them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112437
This is why I appreciate some of our writefags. Penny did a good job on that Christmas story illustrating how, in that case, Undead societies pretty much disregard time since they have so excessively much of it. It’s more fun to understand how mindsets change with the metrics monsters introduce than just apply purely human mindsets to them.

It’s stuff like this that makes me excited to become an Incubus. I want to see the world in a similar way to my immortal Demon Lady.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you imagine being a virtuous Paladin who goes around defeating and deflowering beautiful Dragon girls, doing your part to stop the birth of Dragon Zombies? Of striking down haughty, mature Dragons and reducing them to mere female lizards as you ravish them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112465
The Liliraune one from early this year was my favorite. I’ll post it when I get home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112465
L A P C A T
A
P
C
A
T

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112477
Being the poster who started the lapcat posting makes me slightly proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112472
But Dragon Zombies are love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112472
>doing your part to stop the birth of Dragon Zombies?
This man is evil incarnate, and I would dedicate my life to studying powerful sealing spells so that I may seal a dragon's lair from the world until the day she dies, so she can't be battled and raped by this evil paladin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112477
Lord knows how phat that ojou-cat’s ass is now, happily married and sleeping days at a time with boyfriend-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112508
>>18112509
Brothers!
No interest in Dragons until my Dolly game along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112472
Nah, once you dick a dragon she becomes possessive of you so getting more then three dragons would be nearly impossible. Getting more would also increase the dragon zombie population since you wouldn't be able to get them pregnant unless the tentacle busted a nut in their mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112420
Please stop making her so perfect. I don’t need a waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112477
I gotchu

>>18112493
I wrote a good chunk of the greens anon, I feel the same pride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112547
Go ahead Anon. Give her a name. I wrote her, she’s yours. Wouldnt be the first waifu I’ve inspired people to have here. It’s apparently a habit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112420
>Monsterization to avoid death

There would be tearful parents in the croud

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112563
Demonfag, you rat bastard, stop giving people waifus

[Anonymous No.]

rainbow colored monster girl harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112573
You can’t stop me! I have a gift! A gift of greens that I must share!

[Anonymous No.]

Winter Mages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112563
I remember giving that one salamanderfag with six daughterus his wife's name. It's a comfy feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112563
Giving anons lilim waifus is the ultimate display of altruism for your fellow man.

[Anonymous No.]

_____ dragons are the best dragons

[Anonymous No.]

Every so often there's a reminder that Wurms are actually terrifying creatures that aren't to be taken lightly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112615
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112615
Honestly I'd like a White Dragon but I don't think you can go wrong with any color.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112616

[Anonymous No.]

>The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112610
See that’s the mixup. I guarantee you if I actually went all out describing my Demon Lady, Id make the steelims look like the opposites of Mary Sues by comparison. So instead I chill on that and write about other races than my Lady instead mostly. Seems to work mang.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112632
It's been a while, would be a slut for that wurm.

[Anonymous No.]

Where would you want a vampire to bite you

[Anonymous No.]

>>18108788
It's parallel canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112638
>"Here's the pizza you ordered."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112650
On the neck, platonically. As it should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112615
All.

Though a red or black one would be the bestest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112615
Flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112426
I'd keep her pudgy, don't get me wrong. Something about the difference in physique appeals to me in a weird way

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112666
>Plump wife, strong husband
The best. Gonna be the jovial lumberjack husband to my homely sweetie pie pudgy and very very fat-assed Troll wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112657
>platonically
But anon, they are the best at restraintful teasing. They are fighting the urge to drain you like a succubi's honeymoon with every drop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112666
>>18112693
This.
A strong husband with a pudgster wife is nice.
Also fitting for some girls who need to lose a fight before taking the husband.

>Strongfat hellhound getting closer to the latter half of that name with her big, muscled husband.
>Still engages in wrestlesex but enjoys how her husband's now getting atop her more and pounding her into the pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112716
My favorite part of Vampires.
>Set a rule that she can’t drain you until after midnight
>from 10PM on, she’s grinding straddling your lap, both clothed, hands around your head and raggedly breathing as she drags her fangs over your neck, crazy with desire and need, whispering out in desperate moans
>”Please... need it... dying without... just one bite... fulfill your every desire... just one bite lover... please...”
Hot damn I’m even getting aroused thinking of an hourglass bombshell vampire doing that to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112650
On the neck, from the lotus position

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112563
Please don’t put all this pressure on me. I’m gonna name her something stupid like ‘Amora Pur’ and have her stage name be ‘Amy Love’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112800
That lilim is pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112829
Stop. I know it’s stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that lolinubis asses were meant to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112800
I love it Anon. I approve.
Amy Love takes the stage!

[Anonymous No.]

Someone give me an automaton.
I learned about the new SRW and god DAMN am I happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112844
how can an anubis be a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112465
It's a simple one, but I still like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112861
By being young or joining the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112732
>go take your daughterus out on a hike with your Hellhound waifu
>you all get to the picnic area 6 miles away from your house
>after eating some lunch your waifu goes to play with your daughterus
>as she picks them both up you hear a loud ripping noise
>and you see that she’s ripped her favorite sweatshirt
>the next morning you see her lifting weights in the garage mumbling about “being on top next time”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112881
Adorable.
Would add extra protein to her meals, although I'd make her work for it.

May need to do a squeeze check on her middle to see how she's going along though

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112874
I don't suppose admitting I'm an atheist would help me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112874
>Your god
Away with ye wench, my god is Bahamut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109454
I prefer the kiki version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112920
No, that just means you need a revelation.
Now let her in and with your staff she'll perform God's wonders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112874
This isn't the adventure I signed up for!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112920
That's a raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112920
you go into the walrus pit

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no dragon harem of every color, including a zombie
What's a guy gotta do to be blessed by the Dragon Goddesses around here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112938
Does it include paizuri?
>>18112951
Walrus Girls are probably cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112958
>Implying dragons would share
Good luck not fucking them and never having daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112772
The best part is that she will have you that kind of sex-crazed for weeks if not months before she ever lets you take her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112465
Not a greentext, but there was a short story about anon passing through frozen wastelands looking for his daki and an Ice Queen asking if she can be his daki

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112732
>pudgehound was often seen throwing her weight around at the nearby pub with her new boyfriend, an average looking man who seemed comfortable with her rowdiness
>fast forward several months and he's absolutely jacked and the hound looks ever so slightly pudgier, and now brags constantly about his prowess and gazes at him with hearts in her eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112615
Pear-shaped Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112465
Was booty wyvern this year or last year? I have a terrible grasp on time.
>>18112874
Slutty valks are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112992
Flaming heart pupils are fantastic.
That hound would get that fat ass of hers groped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112874
Why does she need to come in through my window? I thought she lived with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109627
It is in my personal headcanon that a kikimora that's had more than one master, REGARDLESS of sexual experience, is sometimes called "dusty." because she is too unskilled as a maid to satisfy her master.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113049
Ouch, now that's something offensive.
poor kiki, maids deserve love or at least a decent payment for their duties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113049
Dusty sounds like an insult for a maid that has never had a master

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113018
This I think.
Still holds record for Fattest Ass. With her mother close behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113049
I wouldn’t be able to deal with it. I’d hire on all the “sent back” Kikimoras from MGC Maid Central.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112493
I made the pastebin but promptly forgot the actual link.

[Anonymous No.]

How does the trivia section work for the game show? What kind of knowledge is needed to succeed and win the monsterization and the boyfriend, if you’re single?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113049
>>18113082
>>18113108
Oh god. I’d love to read that manga. Twelve disgraced, ‘sent back’ Kikimoras all find a second chance in a young, headstrong master.
It’s called ‘The Dirty Dozen’.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113091
That she does, even cuddlecat can't compare.
Fat Bottomed Wyvern was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109627
For dragons I can think maybe call it "peasant, low-class" or just plain "poor". anything that does reference to their small treasure piles

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113090
If she's a shitty maid the house will be dusty and so is she.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112465
>Be elementary school anon
>Chilling on the playground, minding your own ball and juice
>Start feelin tired
>Comfy looking pofu over there in the shade
>Pretty sure it's a harpy chick
>Doddle over and ask if you can sleep here too
>She mumbles something and fidgets but you catch an okay in there somewhere
>Super comfy, resting with her becomes daily
>None of the other kids get close for some reason
>Tell you she's "super scary" and refuse to be near you when she's around
>Plebs anon, all of them. None know of the childhood comfort that is Pofu.
>Give pofu friend cheerio necklace because you'll be BFFs

>Be office worker anon years later
>Job's a normal 9-5 grind dealing with crap clients over the phone and number crunching
>Still it pays great and you feel lucky to have landed the position
>You were a little hesitant at first, supposedly the company is notorious for sexual harassment and that tends to drive men away
>You've only had to deal with one incident so far on your first day with a minotaur but you haven't seen her since
>Now that you think of it your MG coworkers seem to be going out of their way to avoid you
>The only exception is when they contact with you for work related assignments, and even those are short and to the point
>Well, there's also that Griffon security guard
>She always seems to hang around the door to your office
>You ask her about it but she says she's just on patrol and walks off, coming back 10-15 minutes later
>She insists that she has the best view of the floor from the front your cubicle
>Is her necklace made of cheerios? Weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113137
>anything that does reference to their small treasure piles
That sounds so euphemistic. It's great I bet it works even better on flatties
>Hey look, it's board hoard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18109627
You're ugly
"no wonder you have to rape your victims"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113108
Be careful, Anon. They might try too hard to keep you happy out of fear of being sent back again. And if you have multiple Kikis like that, expect some intense competition. It's survival of the maidest for them at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112880
And young is the superior option, because if she's a member of the sabbath she's probably already lewd, which means you don't get to make a pure anubis to moan like a slut while she involuntarily makes sexy faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113181
Sounds like a recipe for disaster! All those yans trying as hard as they can to not be the one to disappoint master!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113198
a recipe for the perfect reality show.
just imagine...

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113181
Well the good thing for them is that I’m very laid back and if you just put your heart into it I won’t mind as long as your helping me. I would hope they would all figure out what they’re good at and work on those specific traits.
Basically working together to become one competent maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>All kiki biker gang
>They call themselves the "Duster Devils"
>They run a bar that's a front for they're real business, running illegal cleaning supplies.
>They let 10 year old anon do his homework in one of the booths.
>Sometimes Mary, one of the barkeeps, will come over and help him if it's not too busy.
>He's their unofficial mascot.
>They generally fawn over him like a bunch of big sisters because his dad is a drunk and his mother died a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.]

kikivirus.exe is not malware! She keeps all of your files neat and tidy! You didn't need that porn anyway, you have her now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113125
General questions about Mamono history and culture and more specialized questions depending on the theme of the episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113219

>They break into homes and clean them by force

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113231
Kikirus actually gets rid of all your porn and forces you to stop fapping so you can get a wife already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113140
I think 'cleaning lady' works better

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113234
>The great Ōmukade was defeated with an arrow coated in _____

[Anonymous No.]

for those with undead lovers, whatever you do never gift them flowers or any plant at all. they specially hate peas in their food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113150
Griffon-chan makes my dick feel patriotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113219
>Kikis well known and feared for their gangcleans
>Where they strip innocent anons naked and throw them into the back of their van which has been fitted with great expense to be a bathroom
>where anon is forcibly lathered up with soap by a gang of kikis an washed, his hair being shapoo'd and conditioned too, not an inch of him undefiled as he's unceremoniously left on the street side, squeaky clean

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113283
>Waifu not enjoying it when I bring her a bouquet of flowers bought off an undead dryad
That's where you're wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113291
Why would they do that? You'd just get dirty again immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113301
>Implying they didn't clean the sidewalk too

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113136
She sure was. Scandalous loli sex rearing AND gigantic, humongous, chair obliterating, scale breaking booty. It was a blast

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113219
>Get pulled over by the cops
>Military grade bleach in trunk
>Sweating intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113313
Oh yeah.
And it went off into wife raising as she got older.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.deviantart.com/art/A-Lily-Transformation-501218868

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112988
Ice foxes are for breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113219
>One day they decide to "fix" anon's dad
>Invade his home at night
>Get rid of all the beer and drugs, clean up the place and make sure to cuddle him so he wakes up with a lot of energy
His transformation would be a sight to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113365
So are fire foxes, water foxes, wind foxes, earth foxes, dark foxes, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113219
The drive that poor Beelzebub Policewoman crazy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113383
Don't forget the dairy foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113276
Saliva?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113404
You win the prize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113418
The prize is a wife isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113418
Was I right? What’s the prize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113313
Scandalous loli sex is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112638
>”You realize that incubi still count as men right?”
>”SHUT UP! I kept my virginity for this moment, don’t ruin it for me!”
>”Sheesh, fine. Just wanted to let you know that there’s a Unicorn out here who says you’re a cutie.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113403
A Fox Hathorite Priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113403
Could there, theoretically be, dairy breeds of all MGs? Just imagine the possibilities.
>dairy breed Sea Bishop
>dairy breed Mantis
>dairy breed Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>Don’t be scared of your monsters. Just look for them.
>Look to the left, look to the right, look under your bed, look under your closet.
>But never look up. She hates being seen.
This is really less spooky when you think of monster girls. Who are they anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113516
>dairy breed Sea Bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113464
It’s a huge reason why I would want to become a teacher in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113529
>Nervous Nightgaunt-chan looking down from the ceiling
>"...!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113516
If chesty Baphomets exist, I don't think it's a stretch.
Just look for those descended from Hathor worshippers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113529
dairy
alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113554
Oppai loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113516
Dairy White Horns
Dairy Succubi
Dairy Liches
Dairy Wights
Dairy Dragons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113535
I want to bully Nightgaunt-chan with a flashlight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113586
>Dairy White Horns
I’ll take three please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113586
Would you suck on a Hathorite Lich's tits and make her moan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113586
Dairy dragons are dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113591
>She flails her arms comically trying to swat the light away, having come from a place where light didn't exist and not knowing how it works
>Eventually you see tears falling from her eyes as she whimpers and tries to hide her face from the light
>Its a sad, pathetic sound, like a sickly, mewling fawn with two voices
>You almost feel like you can make out words in it
>"...Mean! ...Bully! ...Noo!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113586
>>18113605
I don't know what undead milk tastes like, but it can't be good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113535
I will drag her down and lick her all over. [spoilers]She's pretty much "my fetish the MG" [/spoilers]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113548
I want a meaty kiki milk maid that I can call my cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113615
Thankfully, if you're her husband, that would actually calm her down a fair amount.
>Start running your tongue over her body, and she breathes a sigh of relief, clingily wrapping her legs around you and lightly humping your leg while staring intensely at the top of your head as you lick away at her

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113591
Thats not how you bully her
You pretend you don't see her then when she lets her guard down you turn around and hug hee.
Take her to places with lots of people like parks
Make her sing at a bar with you infront of everyone
Take her to tons of diners.
Take her to the mall and buy her icecream.
Join a gameshow and Propose to her on national tv

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113580
diary
fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113611
Awww yiss, that's the stuff. Pull her down by her tail. Don't be afraid, STEPINTOTHELIGHT.smaug

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112056
Anon comes home from his business trip only to find that his anubis wife got drunk and built a pyramid in the backyard.
AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113608
>Dairy dragons are dangerous
Dangerously cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113637
Better than having a Pharaoh as a wife. She keeps "conquering" the neighbors gardens.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nightgaunts
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113614
It'd taste sweet and refreshing because there's no way mamono mana would allow any girls milk to taste bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113697
You realize that flood lights wouldn’t actually help you right? Also, don’t waste images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113697
>not wanting to be able to molest your wife's entire body at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113622
>Make her sing at a bar in front of everyone

>Make Nightgaunt-chan go up on stage at the bar on open mic night
>She pleads with her eyes to not go up but you force her to because you're a bully
>The rowdy crowd is laughing at the nervous thing up on stage standing awkwardly, holding the microphone right up against her mouth and glancing around with shame and fear
>Jeers and hoots and hollars all around... but another sound too
>Faint, so faint its like a creaking door on the other end of the house at night
>"Some... w-where... ver the... nbow..."
>Tell the crowd to quiet down, and Nightgaunt chan gulps with her eyes closed, trembling
>Notice her goo has parted just a bit around her mouth and she's making the light, faint, cracked squeaky noise... her own voice
>"...Way... up... igh... nd... mmh... dreams tha... dreamed of... nce... lullab... by..."
>She's shivering, but dammit, she's trying because she thinks its what you want

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>>18113719
THIS IS TOO MUCH BULLYING

[Anonymous No.]

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113534
>It’s a huge reason why I would want to become a teacher in MGC.
Would you do it to fuck countless little monster schoolgirls or to meet a wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113714
Chaos girls are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113734
>That boy
I guess alps are okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113735
Not him, but I'd do it to fuck countless little monster girls and then have countless little monster wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113734
Because women bullying girly males is hot. I can forgive those sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113742
This anon is confused. Please disregard his post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113714
Why don't people like Selkies

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113472
>Just wanted to let you know that there’s a Unicorn out here who says you’re a cutie.”
Oh pleeeaase miss monster. Let me end my celibacy to go fuck a horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113714
>not wanting your wife to be able to molest your entire body at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113771
I love her face in this.
>"I seriously hope you don't do this, husband~"
>"What's 'this'?"
>"Spill your seed anywhere but in mee~!"

[Anonymous No.]

Little monstergirl daughterus in unspeakably lewd outfits!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113759
Flayer-chan knows how to fix confused little Anons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113735
Both. I’d wonder who I’d fall to first? The nerdy Succubus class president? The gyaru delinquent Jinko? Or the CC White Horn nurse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113586
Dairy Dark Mages

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113778
"I literally can't, my entire body is inside of you."
"I know!"

>>18113764
Because they're basically just human girls in a fursuit. I don't care because they're still attractive women with a monster's mentality and physiology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113780
A tired subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113780
Okay, but what about accidentally lewd outfits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113780
>>18113819
What would the most risqué thing you’d allow your daughterus to wear when they’re going out? Or would you be a total degenerate and allow them to walk around commando?

[Anonymous No.]

What goodies will C93 yield?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113826
I'm not him but golly gee gosh anon, that outfit really gets to me in my sweet spot.


>>18113831
Probably just a normal latex catsuit, or maybe her bitchsuit but only at like a fetish con or something.

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>>18113813
>A shadow looms over shota anon as he plays with his friends at the park
>He sees on their faces the look of utter terror and amazement at what is casting the humongous shadow(s) over him
>And so the hour has arrived
>She... has come.

>"Ara! Hello otouto~! How are your friends doing today? Ah, take a few steps back, I can't see you from this angle, fufufu!"
>Anon's friend whispers to anon's other friend
>"Those are no moons! Those are...!"

[Anonymous No.]

>when your university professor is a 1000 year old Gold Dragon
>she keeps you after class for extra lessons

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113843
The next part of the Moth doujin for starters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113850
I can't ever imagine non-Zipanguese big sister types actively calling their younger brother figures otouto's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113815
Fweehee, Sandworm-wife is so smart! S M R T!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113864
Maybe its a slang they picked up.

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>>18113858
>1000 years old
Surprised that gold dragon isn't a zombie dragon, isn't she a few hundred years past her expiration date?

>>18113864
Wouldn't non-zip monsters using that kind of dialect just look like weebs to other monsters?

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>>18113831
My daughterus will all dress conservatively as nuns until they are married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113881
>Wouldn't non-zip monsters using that kind of dialect just look like weebs to other monsters?
It's cultural and situational. I'm from an area where of you used "uber" (this was before the service) in a sentence you didn't sound like a Nazi you sounded like a valley girl. For example, basically anyone in the Sabbath could use onii-chan without sounding strange in my headcanon, the reverse onee-san group would probably do the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113912
>anyone in the sabbath could use onii-chan
I feel like they should just settle for whatever region's equivalent of big-bro is and go off of that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113881
If we're going by the draconomicon, which I assume we are, Silver Dragons can live up to 4200 years. So a 1000 year Gold Dragon would be old, but not really that old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113831
What kind of a question is that, man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113933
Oh my bad, I assumed dragons were in the 600-700 lifespan range. I'm not really sure why I assumed that, but it was my guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113586

Dairy Kejourou
Dairy Fairies
Dairy Slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113961
Dairy Baphos for goat's milk
Dairy Satyrs for goat's milk (alcoholic)

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113961
>Dairy Fairies
I’ll take a whole pack of them complete with Dairy Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113815
You'd be hard pressed to find any place safer than a Sandworm.
The world above can go to hell in a handbasket and all she's gotta do is dig deep and hunker down with hubby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113771
If you impregnate a sandworm does the woman get pregnant and spits out a baby inside the mouth or does the worm do?

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>>18113940
There are all sorts of different sources, and a dragon at 1000 would be considered "Ancient" and rather rare, but in terms of natural lifespans/Twilight most dragons will live over 1000 years. One source I found for Lifespan rules lists "the lifespan rule is charisma times 50 plus 1200 years for Chromatic dragons and charisma times 100 plus 1200 years for Metallic dragons."
This isn't taking into account Dragons that die non-natural deaths though, either to humans or other dragons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113970
Would Stayro’s breastmilk just be a glorified White Russian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113970
I would love some dairy baphos.
Small, chunky, and with bigs breasts that belie how cute they act

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113711
For fucks sake, it's not a waste if it's directly related to the contents of a post

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113984

the former i'd think

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>>18113984
I imagine the human-sized part gives birth to a sandworm egg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113926
That isn't as cute and racks impact. Or at least I think, but I'm a shameless weeb and my headcanon need have no effect on yours.

>>18113984
It'd have to be the former. Watching the letter with your waifu stretching enough to pet out every a baby sandworm would be more disgusting than normal birth already is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114018
Consider proofreading before you post m8.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113984
Eggs are hatched inside the motherworm, where parents take care of it until the daughters size exceeds reasonable capacity. They travel together a while further until they the daughter is self-sufficient and then go their separate ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113970
>dairy Baphos
Is it bad my dream harem consists of a dairy Bapho, dairy Demon and a Basilisk that loves to cook?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113973

They'd still be able to produce a pretty good amount of milk considering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114009
I’ve always imagined a Sandworm is formed in their mothers like pearls in oysters.
>sand gets caught in sandworm’s body
>it creates an itch that she can’t scratch
>after many times of her husband “scratching” her itch a baby is formed around the grain of sand
>the sand helps make the basis for their outer shells
Call it autism. Call it fucking stupid. It’s how I see it happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114047
That's actually really cute anon, good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18112551
>>16803870

Quite a number of patrons at the bar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114047
That's fucking stupid and also results in daughterus growing on random parts of you're waifu like cysts. The idea is cute until you start to think about it, but ick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113843

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114047
This is the worst thing imaginable. The daughter would just be growing out of the mother. Please never come on here ever again. I hope your entire family dies in a fire so that this world can be rid of your filth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113806
A lilim or anubis with a hime cut would make a good class president. But whatever the case, she would get a long and deep loli anal session in the supply closet

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114135
Doing anal with loli MGs is good shit my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114057
That Automaton has big honkers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114047
That's not how it works you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113973
>>18114041

>At maid cafe, order a coffee.
>Your hostess asks if you would like fresh milk with it.
>Of course you would....wait "fresh"?
>She gives a sharp whistle.
>The soft fluttering of tiny struggling wings announces the entrance of a topless Hathorite fairy
>She comes to a hover over your piping hot mug and begins to tease her dripping mounds into a minuscule torrent of rich white cream
>The absurdness before you calls to mind the image of a helicopter dousing a forest fire
>She gives a relieved sigh as her flow tapers off into its final droplets
>Then she glides down onto your cloth napkin, where she falls asleep lying on her back with her tits hanging out
>The hostess bows and begs you to enjoy your coffee before heading off to help another customer
>You take a sip...
>"This is actually quite nice." you muse aloud as you tickle the resting fairy's tummy with your free hand

Ah yes, this is the cute/lewd I come here for.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114312

>She eats it Well-done

>With Ketchup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114322
People enjoy their steaks however they please. Quit being such a snob over eating mostly raw meat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114331
Superpleb detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114331
Ha ha.

No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114057
>>18114074
I can't believe people disliked Succubi at one point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114340
>>18114347
>Thinking rare or medium rare steaks are good
>Thinking well done are shit
>Thinking that the almost gelatinous texture is GOOD

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114363
t. Someone who has never had a good steak.

https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1669002

[Anonymous No.]

>>18111804
>Monsterized AI
This is one of my favorite ideas to play with, in terms of the MG setting-space. They're pretty much ghost-like entities, except they strictly possess electronic/computronic equipment. They'd likely be ambitious, pursuing their own technological development to better interact with their husband/target.
Is she friendly and supportive, just trying to help you live your life better than before, a model robot girlfriend? Is she aggressive, taking charge of aspects of your life with an army of bodies and manipulating everything, because she knows what's best for you? Or is she even insane, jealous, so paranoid of the outside world that she force-uploads you into her personal virtual reality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114371
You should know better than to dignify people who eat shoe leather with responses.

[Anonymous No.]

>18114363
We cant agree on anything else, why would you assume anyone here would agree with you on the doneness of a steak? Baito desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18113933
Could a dragon, vampire or lich live long enough to remember pre-Dl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114372
Have you seen Gatebox? Looks good. I’d like her to be like a techno-kiki, trying to help me improve and, given my field of study, help me learn enough to help more of her kind or give her a physical form.

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>>18114391
There are definetly many pre-DL monsters hanging about in the current MGE era, mostly immortal ones who have figured out a way to cheat death for all of those years or were immortal from their birth.

I'd imagine many would be of those species, tho there must be other s like succubi who have managed to exploit the SE/DE loophole to achieve immortality like the Demon Lord did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114349
I don't really like any monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114490
Honest question, why are you here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114490
Then why are you even here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114499
>>18114502
I like their designs, but I can't really see myself having a good relationship with one. Thankfully they'll never be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114490
Then stick around. You’re bound to find one that catches your fancy. I thought I’d never get a waifu. Now I’m the husbando of a game show host Lilim. Some things tend to work out on it’s own.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos aren't picky about their meat, just don't walk around with cooked meat in a winter forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114349
Thing is, in MGE where all the monsters are sex maniacs a monster whose gimmick is being a sex maniac is the plainest of plain, the dullest of dull. People disdained them for it. Then they bullied them for it. Then looking at the sad, bullied succubi the swelling in their pants made them realize being plain and unwanted can be an interesting gimmick in itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114515
One piece of advice, always check out other franchises. We’re very MGE heavy and don’t discuss a lot else. Keep looking around. Unless you’re one of those “Noone could ever love me” fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114515
You know there are more monster girls than the ones in MGE, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114584
MGE girls are the only ones worth talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114602
My waifu digresses.
I slap her in MGE anyway since it's just a better setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114602
Bad taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114529
What happens if a Wendigo marries a staunch vegan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114655
We've been over this before, MAMONOMANA fixes mental illnesses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114666
OK Ted Nugent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114529
What if i walk around in a suit of honey ham?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114655
Monster mojo cures such faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114688
You get featured on Lescatie's Funniest Home Videos

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114682
Please, anon. We're anonymous, we can be honest here. We all know veganism is a disease of the mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114655
An alp in the forest is what happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114718
If a bear alps in the woods does it make a sound?

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing better than a buff, muscled monster girl in a negligee sitting on her bed and 'inviting' you to join her.
No lewds, she just uses you like a teddy bear all evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114726
Yes, because Alps always make a sound. They go "KYAA."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114726
>vegan bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114753
I want to flip an Alp's skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114731
There are going to be lewds happening in that situation regardless. My loins will manage it on their own even if she and I choose not to participate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114764
Enjoy your short shorts/bike shorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114764
I want to flip a jinkos skirt and hear her kyaa.
I be Lich-san does the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114754
I think you could manage it just with dairy protein. Do vegans eat dairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114731
You'd better like it, because lord knows she really had to push herself to do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114770
>Flip a lich's skirt
>"..."
>"..."
>"...Kyaa?"
>YFW she didn't care enough to wear underwear and she's still it surprised

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Kamaitachi don't need to have alliterative or highly similar names, its just highly recommended

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114655
Natural selection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114775
That she did.
She's probably lucky I'm hugged so tight that I can barely move so I can't see her goofy, but content, smile

>>18114784
Lich-san is lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114769
Don't you worry about that. I most certainly will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114775
she should do more pushups,
cause when your pecs are tight feelings cant get inside you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114784
>What are you doing?
>The pants just get in the way of my experiments, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114834
>The pants just get in the way of my experiments
...define experiments

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114853
The MGE version of "How Many Licks it Takes to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop" is one of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114834
Having that big, jiggling Lich ass, bouncing around the lab naked makes it hard for her apprentice to concentrate on work.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to pre-DL lichs who used to be male before becoming a bag o bones?
Does a lich king become a lich queen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114558
Anon's dick grew three sizes that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114834
Y'know, Liches are the whole reason I can no longer say I would never touch any undead.
Damn kuus are my weakness.

In fact, I don't think there's any Type of MGs left that doesn't have at least one member I would fug.
So this is what corruption feels like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114881
There was that one story about a thief delving into an ancient labyrinth for treasure and coming across an ancient male Minotaur from the Pre-DL era. He was being kept untouched by the DL's mamomo mana changes because of a seal/enchantment in the labytinth paled there to help him protect the treasures he was meant to safeguard, or something.

Interesting premise. Really awkward when he eventually crossed the seal's range limit and raped the guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>This kills the meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114883
Creepy. I was going to put that in place of the 'swelling in their pants' part but I rewrote it because it sounded awkward. Get out of my head, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114655
Vegans are awful people, vegetarians are a little bit better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114906
Wait did he become she before rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114933
How do you know a vegan just entered the room?

Cause they told you without you even asking

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114942
Yeah. Crossing the seal's barrier Succubizes him into a MG Mino almost instantly, if I remember correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114945
Remember to wash and brush your wendigos!

This has been a public service announcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114906
Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114965
Don't remeber the Author's name or the story's, but I'm sure you can find it in the Wordpress on OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114945
No I'm not, I just said that vegetarians are better then vegans, since the one person I do know who's vegatarian rather then vegan is because she can't eat meat without getting sick. Vegans are usually the ones who brag about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114972
Nevermind, I think i found the pastebin.

[Anonymous No.]

If you brought a laser pointer into the monster girl world, do you think MGs would try and chase it around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114953
Ever tried to get a little Wendigo into a bath?
That's where the unearthly screams associated with the species come from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114981
>Control the behavior of some MGE like nothing
>Tell em that if they cant catch it they cant marry him
>Constant pain, sorrow and bullying across anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

You know the one.

The one fetish.

The one where the girl is a tomboy school bully who harrases the boys at school.
The one where she does so because she is too embarrased or clueless about her lustful thoughts about boys (you specially), and doesn't know how to properly express herself and deal with those emotions.

Tell me 'bout it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114975
>"you gotta boop the nose kid!"
>"BOOP THE NOSE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFl_2p_LHU

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114992
Basically hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115000
>bap

[Anonymous No.]

How would you de-smug your waifu with just words?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114991
I'm more thinking of bringing it to random events like a vampire's party and have the entire thing stop because all the monsters drop what their doing to catch the red dot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115010
>"I'm worthless and I'm going to hang myself"

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>>18115015
Monster Girls are not cats.

Not even monster girls of the feline family are cats.

The only one that I might see this working on is on a Cait Sith that used to be a cat once, and ran after red dots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115026
It would be funny if they did behave like cats or dogs around red dots. Imagine an epic battle between a pharaoh and an apophis stopping because a red dot showed up and they decided to drop what their doing and chase it around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115035
They're not even felines anon they have no time for such games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115026
Nekomata too, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115038
I'm just saying it would be funny if that were the case. I think the beastman types might actually do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115010
>"Before you say anything else, let me take a sip from my patented 'Revengeance™:Super-Concentrated Rage Mushroom Elixir™' that I have so cleverly concealed within this seemingly inocuous water bottle."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115010
'you turned me gay'

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115035
>>18115040
Nekomatas and other monster girls are smart enough to know it's just a point f light you're shining with a lamp.

Now imagine a wild, uncivilized Jinko who just kidnapped and dragged you into her rape-cave and has never seen much of modern technology go after one.

[Anonymous No.]

Excuse me, do you have a minute to listen to the word of our lord and savior Poseidon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115074
sure why not.
want some tea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115010
>"Let's have a kid."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115074
Come back when you have an unagi joro with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115026
I want to make a jinko jump for a dot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvsa2kzXRqI

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115104
Looks like tanuki would do it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4g3b0w_41k

[Anonymous No.]

>>18114871
Liches with their dress code would end up using a lot of time providing stress relief for their apprentice so he can focus.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Licking Fruits will turn your daughterus in to complete oral sluts. How horrible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2De_nXbsn8

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115137
I can think of no better gift for their future husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115137
>not raising a little blowjob machine
It's like you don't even want days of peaceful prosperity ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115137
Licking fruits are the easy, lame way to do that anon, my daughteru is an oral slut because I trained her the old-fashioned way!

[Anonymous No.]

>Sexualizing the daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115138
Well, at least foxes will chase lasers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqmOzfg9gGQ

Still, I think it would be funny if a lilim gets sidetracked in her plans because a laser pointer showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115163
This is /mgt/ anon, that stuff is ok here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115163
She is adopted

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115166

foxes chasing a laser makes me imagine a dignified fox trying not to show interest in a laser pointer zipping around.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical question here, if you were a highschooler walking home in MGC and you saw a lanky teenage Baphomet making obscene hand gestures at you and faking a blowjob while a chubby Apophis in a sweater blushes and tries to tell her off, would you go say hi?

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>>18115163
It's good stuff

>>18115200
no way dude

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>>18115200
my highschooler self would avoid contact with most MGs most likely

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>>18115163
I don't delude myself into thinking she's not going to have a husband someday.
Kids grow up.

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>>18115200
No, I'd probaby be too embarrased and briskyly walk back home to masturbate like crazy to softcore porn.

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>>18115204
You got something against teenage Baphomets anon?

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>>18115214
You're probably going to get targeted for teasing from my tomboy Baphomet adopteru.

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>>18115200
no way fag

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>>18115217
The best body age for a Bapho is 6.

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>>18115223
Sabbath shill get out and stay away from my daughteru.

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>>18115198
>Look at that blizzard. There's no way you can go home tonight!
>How about staying in that cabin with me?

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>>18115142
I mean, maybe a fruit that would turn them into anal sluts...

>>18115188
[Ear flicking intensifies]

>>18115228
>Cold outside
>Cold inside
A man can't win. She'd at least better make good hot chocolate.

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>>18115198
What's with all this wonderful yuki love recently

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>>18115248
it's cold

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>>18115137
Truly a terrible fate.

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>>18115200
Ignore them. Students are jackasses, no matter the grade.

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wife picture

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>>18115248

It makes me want to see a Yuki-onna in a more fancy kimono.

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>>18114953
Would a Wendigo clean itself in the river, or would the parents clean the young the way cats do?

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>>18115275
>would the parents clean the young the way cats do?
Only if they're daughteru dickers. Otherwise it's regular baths or getting rubbed down with snow.

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>>18115137
Would schools use licking fruits to test for aptitude to Alp?

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>>18115288
Like a Chinchilla dust bath? Sounds adorable!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYIdmpp69MY

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>>18115299
Only if you catch little boys trying to put them up their butts or something.

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>>18115306
What if they're just doing some good old fashioned Kancho?

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>>18115306
Have you actually ready the word guide? Licking fruit only taste good to girls and men who would alp.

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>>18115325
What about men who just have really strong oral fixations?

[Anonymous No.]

How do you avoid getting raped as a shota?

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>>18115333
Get this man to a Hathorite stat.

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>>18115265
Hey, those are my daughterus anon. Don't be rude.

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>>18115338
But anon, I like flat and modest-sized chests!

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>>18115335
Stay indoors especially at night.

Better if it's a Order controlled city.

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>>18115335
"i have a waifu"

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>>18115347
Monster's know if you're claimed or not anon. Lying to them is a bad, bad idea.

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>>18115335
you can't anon
RIP

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>>18115345
>Stay indoors especially at night.

Tickeld and taken away flying to the Dreamlands by a Nightgaunt.

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>>18115335
Make it consensual.

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>>18115392

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>>18115392
Why is her pussy glowing?

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>>18115398
Precisely.

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>>18115403
The Blessing of the Pharaoh gives her womanhood incredible power.

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>>18115403
That's just the gold foil shiny from the moisture

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>>18115391
>tfw you find out you're 1/16th Welsh

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>>18115375
What's the story for the one on the left with the phone?

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>>18115439
She's an aspiring photographer and likes to take pictures of cute couples with her phone.

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[x] Touch Reverse Scale

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>>18115474
Touching it is for the weak, molesting and rubbing it is the true mans way of exciting a Ryu.

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>>18115491
>>18115474
>needing a cheap trick to please your waifu
Pathetic.

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You are allowed to write/direct a light novel/manga/anime set in the MGE setting. You'll given as much artistic license as possible as long as you don't directly contradict any of KC's canon, and the story can go whereever you want.

What do you do with it?

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>>18115335
Say you're saving yourself for your monster childhood friend.

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>>18115503
Three hours of a lilim sitting in front of a lit yule log, occasionally reaching for cookies but then thinking better of it.

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>>18115498
>Implying its to please her
Some of us love it when they've gone crazy and mad with rape on the mind.

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What does a hellhound's chest mofu smell like?

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>>18115503
Astronaunt from two hundred years into the future test drives the first ever FTL equipped space ship and crash lands it on the MGE world, which then causes him to go on a mission to try and gather all the components to rebuild his space ship to get back home. It's a lighthearted comedy/adventure with a mild dash of romance.

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>>18115474
When she's least expecting it, I'm going to dive on her rear end and molest that scale with my tongue.
If I got up and booked it while she was still in a haze, how far do you think I could make it?

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>>18115542
Sulphur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wg7D3gh4r4

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>>18115542
Woodsmoke.

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>>18115503
Different things for different media.
For a LN something long and rambling that spends a lot of time investigating the details of daily life. Maybe "Tanuki and Spice: Didn't Someone Already Do This?"
A manga would be focused on cute character designs and fanservice, and have a lot of rising action that highlighted some event in the series, like the early establishment of the Lilim or the invasion of an Order region.
For an anime, I would do an unironic desert musical in the vein of Prince of Egypt, almost solely for the purpose of remixing the popular designs of Anubis and such.

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>>18115557
The tail will get you before you get more than a dozen feet. It has a mind of its own.

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>>18115542
Week-old hot dog water

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I wonder if married MGs appreciate and compliment the bodies of other MGs.
Like “Damn girl! Your momma give you that booty, or your man? Good on you!”

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Which MGs best fit a posh, urbanite lifestyle, living in a fancy high rise if not penthouse suite in the heart of downtown, loves going to clubs or getting in to the cool places in town, and likes to cuddle with (You) while looking out the window naked with a glass of wine at the end of a fun night?

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>>18115645
Any humanoid rich MG would do I think. If I have to choose one then it's Vampires.

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>>18115673
I bet vampires have no experience with men and their version of courting is "I have lots of money"

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>>18115474
Strap her tight to the bed, tape a bullet vibe to the scale, and set it on high for the weekend. Return on Sunday night and undo the restraints.

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>>18115688
>I bet vampires have no experience with men and their version of courting is "I have lots of money"
I guess it would work for me?

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>>18115688
Given their pre-current DL dependence on humans (like succubus), I think they would have similar expertise in dealing with humans.

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>>18115645
>New-Blood vampires or ones with proclivities towards a more modern lifestyle or seeking to keep themselves on the edge of society's elite.
>Musically inclined MGs with a well-established career with a succesful Pop record label or that have been recently picked up by them and are currently on the Most Listened Hit List.
>Monster Girls with a predisposition for Arrogant, Ill-Natured, Haughty, and similar personalities, ready to show off their wealth to the world.

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>>18115163
I wonder, how many people here would actually dick the daughteru?

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>>18115786
I would!

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>>18115786
Unless I marry a Dark Elf, no. Daughter-dicking is degenerate and robs a poor shota of his future waifu.

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>>18115786
Absolutely not.

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>>18115786
Never, such a thing is disgusting to me.

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>>18115786
Nah.

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>>18115786
It's fun to talk about but I'm sure being confronted with that scenario in real life would be nothing but uncomfortable.

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>>18115503
Game Show Lilim is getting an anime!
>"Many years ago, monsters fought with humans for the taste of flesh. Only recently, that taste has changed to something a little more sensual.
>However, humans and monsters are still fighting, even though we could easily live in peace and harmony.
>My name is Amy Love. I'm a daughter of the demon lord, and I'm definitely going to bring monsters and humans together, with the power of entertainment!"
>Cold open is her getting ready. Doing light makeup and polishing her horns before tapping her cheeks to pump herself up and walking on set to a cheering live studio audience
>OP: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JvO5Ex1lozM
>Series plot: In a world where amorous monster girls have arrived from another dimension, even the most alluring beasts could use a little publicity! In a romantic Monster Girl Encyclopedia spin-off, Amy Love is a Lilim trying to improve human/monster relations through the power of the game show. Participants compete to become monsters to fulfill their fantasies and find their perfect husband. Dealing with crazy contestants and an even crazier production staff, will she be able to give monsters and humans their perfect romantic ending, and maybe even make her own dream come true?
>Ep. 1 - LETS GET MONSTERIZED!
>Exposition and a standard episode establish how the show works
>Ep. 2 - LETS GET AN ASSISTANT?
>Amy learns that she will be getting a human male production assistant to help her behind the scenes. Annoyed at first, she accepts his help
>Ep. 3 - LETS GET BRAINSTORMING
>The show is a huge success, but the Tanuki executive is worried it will get stale.They all brainstorm ideas to change up the show, eventually deciding on having a themed episodes
>Ep. 4 - LETS GET FOREIGN
>The first themed episode is an all Zipangu test run, given that most of the girls are calm and civil. Assistant and Amy share a moment when talking about the Zipangese devotion to husbands.
>Ep. 5 - LETS GET EXPANDING
>With a Hathorite episode as a background plot, the production team discovers that other demon realms want episodes as well. This results in a lottery system with Wonderland being the winner.
>Ep. 6 - LETS GET WONDERFUL
>Amy and her assistant are put under unbelievable pressure trying to host the Wonderland episode without giving people the wrong idea about monsters.
>Ep. 7 - LETS GET A FOLLOW UP
>Taking a break after the last episode, the crew go to different former winners to see how their life has been improved.
>Ep. 8 - LETS GET CENSORED?
>Production is put on hold after a mishap with a prospective Automaton becoming a ghost instead. While the demon lawyers sort it out, the cast tries to figure out what to do next.
>Ep. 9 - LETS GET A VACATION
>The legal process is dragging on, even though the girl and the guy were happy with the results. The remaining crew decide to take this opportunity to go on vacation. Beach Episode ensues.
>Ep 10 - LETS GET BACK TO WORK
>Everything turned out all right and one of the demon interns even snagged a man from the network. Everything return to normal as they celebrate with a "family" oriented episode, filled with both Onee-chan and Sabbath supporters.
>Ep. 11 - LETS GET SHARING
>During an episode dedicated to harem species, Amy begins to wonder if her assistant enjoys this type of thing. By the end of the episode, it's revealed he is still a virgin and wants to find that one special someone for his life.
>Ep. 12 - LETS GET MARRIED
>Amy and her assistant are increasingly awkward with each other until they make an Eros sponsored episode and, with a little encouragement the assistant finally proposes to Amy. The final scene is Amy polishing her horns and putting on her veil, mirroring the first scene of the series, before going out on stage to see her husband waiting for her at the altar and the set redone as a chapel for their wedding.
>OVA 1 - LETS GET CHAOTIC
>BD exclusive showing the cast trying their best to produce a chaos species episode and failing at every turn. Lewd scenes and humor abound.
>OVA 2 - LETS GET EVERYDAY
>BD exclusive showing the everyday life of a married Amy Love, from tired mornings, to interacting with coworkers, to drinking after work, to relieving stress at the end of a long day. Ending is the Onsen episode.

Holy fuck.

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>>18115503
What about a grand straegy game set in the MGE universe? Like being able to play a multitude of nations in it, order or demonic or neutral?

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>>18115899
She needs a sidekick. The sidekick also needs to be a CC.

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>>18115899
Anon, this is fantastic! I'm glad you've taken it and run with it. A little short greentext turned into a great conversation and OC.

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>Getting my first comm done
Fug, I can't wait to share it here once it's done.

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Who'd have guessed that this would get an anime.

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>>18115899
"LETS GET WONDERFUL" sounds like a blast of an episode.
>"Alright, now remember girls- uh, and Anon- that we gotta make this look good. Sexy, but sweet, and don't be comin' on too strong so the humans don't get scared off. Anon, as always, you're our litmus test. If you think things are gettin' too crazy by human standards, start making signs at Amy and she'll try and direct it in a more family friendly direction. Break a leg everyone!"
>Later, Amy is talking to some of the Wonderland girls in the audience asking them a bit about their lifestyles to set the theme of the episode
>She's smiling as the Hatter she's talking with calmly describes how she ______ her husband's _______ with a foot long _________ until he ______ over ________ up her __________ and a car battery ________ chili powder __________ until __________ every day before breakfast
>Looks over to Assistant Anon, who is furiously making the "CUT! CUT!" sign and frantically shaking his head no

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>>18115899
The main bad guy of the series should be an executive that constantly meddles with the show, often trying to sabotage it so his show ideas can be used for once. The executive should consider gameshows to the same kind of trash has reality television and has highminded ideas for the network in general.

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>>18115914
I wanna.

I can think of several games that could allow one to roleplay such scenarios with enough mods. Civilization comes to mind, but also Dominions, among others.

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>>18115899
>Legal fallout of the Automaton Incident side plot
>The team keeps worrying about Demon-san, their lawyer, thinking she must be so miserable wading through all the legal nightmare of what was technically a live studio death
>Whenever they do, it cuts to Demon-san talking legalese- dirtily- to the lawyer representing the opposition, and them basically turning the settlement into one big long foreplay session

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>>18115899
>Episode where Anon finally confesses
>An elongated version of essentially this >>18111481 happens
>Coincides with an animation style shift where Amy is drawn more realistically and MUCH much more sexily, like a really high quality hentai with detailed movements and everything

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>>18116010
I'm now imagining a lilim going from Umaru or at least Lucky Star levels of drawing to accurate proportions in one cut. God. Damn.

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>>18116031
>>18116010
>"Will you be my fairytail hero, Anon?! Will you be my-"
>Lust aura dampeners unseal fully
>"-ｈａｐｐｙ ｅｎｄｉｎｇ～?"

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>>18115914
Granberry is CUTE

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>>18116040
Mmm, double entendre.

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>>18115899
>>18115977
>>18116010

This is the greatest thing this threads ever done. Thanks for helping me find my waifu guys!

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>>18116040
I’m not gonna stop until she’s carrying triplets.

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Wolf down some food!

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>>18116464
>Wolfu is used to only eat raw meat from animals she killed hersefl
>Introduce her to instant ramen
This can only end poorly.

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>>18116328
If you marry gameshow Lilim you will have to face frequent family meals where your waifu gets teased by her sisters because she choose to spend her life in the show buisness instead of politics.

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>>18116490
It can be difficult to kick.

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>>18116490
There's all kinds of Human-realm meat she can sink her teeth into.

Beef, chicken, pork, and of course lamb.

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>>18116504
>so where is your husband?

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>>18116507
Im having my doubts about that one being a wolf

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>>18116515
It wasn’t supposed to be.

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>>18116507
Even winter foxes aren't safe from the MSG goodness.

>>18116514
There are only 2 things that cross the line when it comes to family meals with Lilims.
1: insulting parents
2: insulting husbands

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>>18116535
>Even winter foxes aren't safe from the MSG goodness.

I want a tough, hard-working Arctic Fox who works in Alaska as an oil worker!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqgIIhIM3OE

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What is the one question you should never ask your wife? Bonus if it's a question relating to her species.

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Would there be specialized schools for MGs?

For example, the "Pavlov School for Feral Children" would be a school that teaches wild/feral MGs to reintegrate back into society. It would have a majority ushi-oni/ wurm school population with huge amounts of land for the feral children to play with. It would be located in a pretty backwaters area surrounded by mountains upon mountains. Imagine a comfy rural school but with MGs.

Another example is the Medea institute. It's used to be an all girls school that helps yandere monstergirls. However, starting from this year the administration decided to selectively enroll male students. Originally created to combat the high rates of yandere overcrowding in MG prisons, the Medea institute has helped thousands of MGs readjust to society. It boasts a 96% rehabilitation rate. However the truth of the matter is that the school specializes in yandere training, such as the art of avoiding suspicion and erasing evidence. Kidnapping/target removal and various courses are practiced in absolute and complete secrecy at the school. It's located in a beautiful forest with vibrant colors throughout all seasons. Due to its high shirohebi population, it houses one of the largest shrines in the country. Imagine a large secluded boarding school.

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>>18116619
>However the truth of the matter is that the school specializes in yandere training, such as the art of avoiding suspicion and erasing evidence. Kidnapping/target removal and various courses are practiced in absolute and complete secrecy at the school. It's located in a beautiful forest with vibrant colors throughout all seasons. Due to its high shirohebi population, it houses one of the largest shrines in the country. Imagine a large secluded boarding school.
Can i please sign up? Sounds fun.

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>>18116619
The medea institute sounds like it's from a lewd horror film franchise.

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>>18116639
>>18116642
What kind of clubs and students are in the Medea Institute?

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>>18116648
Well, you obviously need the gardening club. Poetry, literature, sewing, crafts, and culture clubs also seem like viable candidates as well. Definitely a computer club though, that's a necessity. An outdoors club is possible too, they probably have lots and lots of places to get lost around that place.

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>>18113843
More Regura bugs.

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>>18116619
Continued

The Alexandra Grammar School is a super-prestigious prep school that brings in the ojou-samas throughout the region. Famously known as the "Parliament of Tomorrow" many of their former students move on to become CEOs, politicians and various other important personages. Many rare high level monsters are commonly seen such as pharaohs, dragons, and wights. You have been accpeted through their scholarship program with all fees, housing and food payed for by the school. However, you a requirement of the scholarship is that you must attend butlering courses throughout your education. Imagine a filthy rich private prep school located near the capital.

The Max.F.Mirai School of science and Engineering is a heavily STEM based school. Feauturing state-of-the-art labs and facilities it is a VERY chaotic school and a self-defense course is recommended. With various experiments and machineries running amok on a daily basis, it is known as the "crazy lab". Automatons of all shapes and sizes attend this school along with gremlins. It is located in the inner city. Imagine a high tech research lab with teachers and MGs.

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>>18116593
How fat she is.

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>>18116619
The Pavlov school sounds cool. I wonder if a sickly Heidi of a Tanuki would be sent there for health reasons, or if a Mary-Poppins-like Kikimora would be sent there to handle the children.

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>>18116674
>gardening club
>pretty much a small shed in the school backyard
>a small and barely noticeable club with barely enough members
>you're the only guy in the club
>really laid back atmosphere and comfy as heck too
>tending to the garden only takes half an hour with the remaining club time just playing games or reading
>during that time most of the members secretly ogle you or "accidentally" grope you when you play together
>of course they do it so secretly and carefully that you never fully realize it
>also they fap to you and take secret pics of you
>even in the bathroom
>ESPECIALLY in the bathroom
>however the thing that you don't know is that the gardening club is secretly a potion club during night, teaching students how to make drugs and aphrodisiacs

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>>18115010
>Not embarrassed to dress like a whore
>Embarrassed to wear something more moderate
I swear I'm just gonna take me an elf or something an live innawoods. I'll make her wear long but thin sundresses all day. an when her whore family comes around with leaf c strings and no tops I'm just gonna make up some reason to book it.

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>>18115391
>Not even dreams are safe

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>>18116866
Cute snake, Basilisks need more love.

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>>18116464
I wanna introduce a Hellhound to barbecued food!

[Anonymous No.]

I swear, officer, I'm a 500 year old fox spirit! Really!

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>>18116921
Couldn't she just shapeshift to be taller?

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>>18116923
That's for when she realizes the officer isn't a pedophile.

Especially in loliland it's probably a pretty sweet way out of trouble.

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>>18115198
Those mounds are bigger than those after a blizzard.

Thick Yukis are best.

[Anonymous No.]

I found this pic again too. this guy's stuff is fantastic and does a much needed job of providing non-lewd vanilla art.

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>>18116866
Basilisk, the best snake nearly everyone forgot about.
I long the days when there was still discussion as to what snake reigns supreme between the new Basilisk and the established Apophis, alas the grape snake won the war.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a super stacked, shortstack Rata with plenty of chub.

Gonna bully her body by groping it.

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>Christmas is over
>Pleasant enough but so painfully normal
>Nothing special or romantic, no cute vampire waifu to share it with, to warm up by the fire while she wears a sexy santa outfit and shares her eggnog with you
>No slow, feverish sex where she keeps you at that state of bloodloss that's almost like being drunk, where all around you are the warm smells and spices of christmas cheer, and more importantly, your world seems eclipsed by the one you love most in life and unlife
>For a short festive eternity it's just her body as it rests against yours, both surrounded by an endless sea of love and pleasure

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>>18116960
Being a gaijin in Zipangu must be fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117080
>all those tiny girls
>Even the big ones like oni are shorter

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117083
>Zip women are tiny
I hate this meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117083
>Monsters keep staring at you and whispering to each other in a strange language
>>18117087
Oni are probably still huge, some Ochis too.

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>>18117090
Would be nice.
Especially if I came across a super busty one of those girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117080
>walking through the streets of a zipangu town
>a bunch of nekomatas follow you in cat form thinking a baka gaijin doesn't know what they are

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117023
Wintertoskr needs to stop drinking so much hot chocolate

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>>18117140
She's fine.
She can have all the hot chocolate she wants!
And regular chocolate!
And cake!

It keeps her warm when she's staking out a scoop.

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>>18115345
>order controlled city
>implying mother superior doesn't want little boy cock.
>the entire local church takes turns on shotanon.
>When the church has had their relief they lock shotanon in the wine cellar.
>band of ogres eventually free teenanon and drink all the wine.

[Anonymous No.]

Heyo
https://twitter.com/nanonebula/status/946616097951719426
https://nanocomet.tumblr.com/post/169063263794/viccy

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117140
How else will she stay warm during the winter? She'll be spending hours out there in the cold, she needs plenty of extra padding to stay warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117187
She can use the White Horn brand coat she got for Christmas, it cost a fortune!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117250
What if it just be washed? She needs some natural padding as well

[Anonymous No.]

While I do enjoy some sloppy HORSE PUSSY.
DOE PUSSY is /fa/ as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117263
She has her own tail. No need to get fat with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117177
She finally has some good porn, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>hellhound that hides lovey dovey stories and comics under her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117267
She needs her hands free for the camera

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>>18117296
She doesn't neet to use her hands to control her tail, not only that but who only has one set of clothes either way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117177
I guess I can't object to Lilim milktanks, even they belong to a Steelim.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet the holst kingdom 'condemns' prisoners and criminals to 'cattle life' where the girls are forcibly given overly large, lactating breasts and milked till they're married or their time is up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115699
Are you a flood insurance salesman or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnh2VZND-HU

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117266

[Anonymous No.]

Is it bad to want to be tied to the underside of a centaur with your face placed exactly over her rear vagina? Like those horsecock bondage pictures, but a gender reversal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115786
If confronted with the situation in real life, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117378
Horse cock hangs down tho, so that's why that works.

Strapped to a female centaur's underbelly ind of puts you nowhere near her horse pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117393
Can't you just move the whole works back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117408
Uh, you' have to go back and then up a bit. It'd be pretty awkward for her to move

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115439
Japanese modern ghost story/urban legend. An abandoned doll terrorizing her previous owner with phone calls from slowly advancing points before calling the last time that she's right behind the owner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117430
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Anonymous No.]

Chubcubi might not be the best cubis, but they try their hardest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117449
She's cute

[Anonymous No.]

EROS ACKBAR!

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>>18115503
>Anime adaptation of any writefag's story
Imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117507
I've always thought that was in poor taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117521
It really is.
#NotMyEros

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117521
I think it's hilarious though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117521
>>18117525
wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117521
It was really funny back when it happened, mostly because of the wikia's butthurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18115491
>>18115498
>>18115537
>>18115557
>>18115699
You know, this presents a problem for KC's anti-NTR stance. After all, the profile says it doesn't matter if the guy touching her reverse scale is her hubby or not-he's getting fucked either way.
Also, it doesn't say what happens when a woman touches the scale.

[Anonymous No.]

Eros is the god for beta nice guys who like flowers and poems.
Ares is the god for alpha males who like fights and public sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117551
>spoiler
She's getting not so tenderly fucked till she becomes a succubus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117556
Bacchus is the god for men and women who value a balanced lifestyle.
>encourages working hard
>realises people need their fun and loves parties
>doesn't want alcohol being used for rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117556
What about muscle men that like flowers and poems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117564
Don't you know anon? All sex on alcohol is rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117569
Eros. Just because you're a big guy doesn't mean you don't want to serenade with love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117564
Bacchus is based. She doesn't even need angels to spread his religion, just seductive goats and great wine.

>>18117569
>>18117576
>Eros follower sculpts his body like steel not for battle, but to express his inner beauty
He'd end up with a shortstack Houri who literally drools at his body

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117551
does kc have to label DOES NOT CHEAT on every profile for you faggots to get it through your skull

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117595
Cheating while under the influence of the reverse scale is still cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117590
>Eros follower sculpts his body like steel not for battle, but to express his inner beauty
Now I want a lovey dovey big guy and Oni couple that watch romantic comedies, have sweet pet names for each other, and he sings to her with a twelve string guitar before she breaks his pelvis tenderly every night.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that Jabberwock pee is carbonated and tastes like strawberries!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117621
I wanna celebrate my unbirthday with a wock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117621
The fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117678
The post got deleted pretty quick, so it's probably just a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117677
I wanna be cuddled by a big Wock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117449
She looks soft, I wanna pinch her belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117551
>shit post
>default mge wiki filename

[Anonymous No.]

Eel mermaid is best mermaid.
Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117777
>file name autism
I'll agree it was a shit post but at least yell at him for something relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117749
Don't laugh when she makes a funny noise because of it.

>>18117783
I'd go to the same convenience store everyday just to see the Unagi-Joro cashier's smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117783
they're great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117793
File names are very good indicators of where somebody found a particular image, which can say a lot about a person, particularly a shitposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117833
New wiki is a good image dump tho and doesn't have the Wikia autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117833
I remember that one guy that's save booru images and shitpost about monsterboys before feigning victimhood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117854
that'd*

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117833
>Gargoyle
Wow, someone actually remembered she exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117783
I want a pirate mermaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117833
Source?

[Anonymous No.]

Can I play rhythm games with her instead of legos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117909
No. It's legos, or hide-the-zucchini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117917
>hey Anubis do you want to play hide-the-zucchini?
>you hid the zucchini?
>where is it?
>now I'm going to have to check this whole pyramid for it
>I was looking forward to making a refreshing salad too
>is it in the lego tubs?
>sweetheart calm down
>anon takes his pants off
>there now you've found the zucchini so it's your turn to hide it
>sudden realization hits and her smile reveals a rapacious fang
>I know where I can hide that
>obelisk shaking intesifies

[Anonymous No.]

Is calling a succubus a thot a compliment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117917
>>18117943
I love zucchinis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117943
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117833
The new wiki in particular is the best source of MGE content though. If you want to go full freud and attempt to guess someone's personality based on file names, it says they look in the right places.
But this is really about it not being a 4chan file name isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117950
I unironically eat that one with the cheese sauce all the time. Goes great with chipotle pepper shrimp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117949

They would be confused, not knowing why you refer to them as an Egyptian god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117949
Of course it is.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to anal sex torture a loli Kikimora!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117949
>Call a Succubus a promiscuous bitch after she tries to slip her hand in your pants
>She replies "I wish."

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117949
They'd get upset before standing up and boasting about being pure dick-loving maidens who only think of husbando's dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>be human girl living on farm in "cradle"

>have a man who loves you and means the world to you

>suddenly wurm

>try to rush her with a pitchfork but she just bowls you over

>watch helplessly as she coils around your man and fucks his brains out

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118012
Would you cuddle a Succubus who's starved for affection? I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118038
I'd give a succubus so much affection that she'd complain that I don't dick her enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118043
Well that's when you break out the cuddlefucking and neck kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118028
See? This is why we need Lilims like Amy and shows like Let’s! Get! Monsterized!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118049
Sounds pretty comfy, but I'd most likely fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118004
>loli Kikimora
>anal sex
Yes
>torture
No

Stuff your adopted daughterwifemaid's asshole lovingly only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118067
So she goes on Amy Love's show on a Super Powerful edition and tries to compete with the Wurm for her man's love? How does one compete with a Wurm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118086
Fair point, but can you say with a straight face that pounding your loli kiki's ass while stepping on her head and making her lick lewd juices off the floor doesn't sound hot?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118110
It really doesn’t.
It’s just kinda disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118115
This cow isn't suited for combat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118110
That's not the kind of torture I meant, my dude. I meant the kind where all she gets is anal sex and surprise anal sex while she's cleaning. I might force her down and yank her clothes off when I surprise her but the point is it's torturous because she' d never know when to expect it other than often.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117590
>The Eros husband lifts every day, and his cute Shortstack Houri wife watches from a chair in the weight room
>by the end of it, she looks like she had a seizure as copious drool flows down her front and mixes with the river of girljuice flowing from her nethers onto the floor
>”G-gh-ghhk! G-g-good j-job today, h-h-honey!!! I’m s-s-so p-p... nnghyee! Proud of you!!!”
>”Ho Ho, thank you my love! Oh dear, you’ve made such a mess again, sweetie, ha ha haaa!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118118
Says you! What happens when she suffocates you with her massive chest or butt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118115
I feel like she’d be constantly apologizing for spacing out while looking at food instead of protecting you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118115
Would cuddle, undead need body heat and she looks lovely and soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118115
Fat. After she decided I was her master I would say that she can only be my servant if she loses that weight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118128
She’s too sluggish for that to be viable.

[Anonymous No.]

We need embarrassed kunoichi

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118105
She can’t beat her on the obstacle course (unless Wurm-Chan gets distracted by cookies) so she’ll have to win the trivia contest and the luck test.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118128
Implore her to continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118157
But you'll die!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Will the new year result in new kobold stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118184
Not in MGEland, dog bless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118115
What a shameless samurai. Any bum with a wooden sword could become her lord.

>>18118127
What a cute couple.
She probably wants it rough in bed but there is no way he would only practice the safest most gentle sex for her safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
Maybe one or two pieces of kobold cuties but I'm not expecting much.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118206
Uh oh, I'm seeing triple.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118206
>3 yuels
Even one is perfect but 3? God help me. I still need her water version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118225
Hey buddy i think you got the wrong board, trashcans three blocks down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118239
Would much really be lost if all the famous gachimuchi performance artists were Alps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118185
I'm not reading any books with that symbol on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118246
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118225
The whole thing is pretty cringey

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
It will if I have anything to say about it anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118185
I bet she quietly stares in rapt attention as papa reads ‘Dagon’ to her.
And her mother does too, just the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
>KDF in 2018

[Anonymous No.]

>>18117590
I want to be friends with a gote. Not even necessarily fuck buddies or anything, they just sound like high order bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118185
No, we’re not reading from the Necronomicon again. Not after the last time when we accidentally released aunt Cthulhu from the depths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
I sure can't wait to see the same ugly kobolds in the same ugly latex bitchsuits again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
Please let KDF commission cute and quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118337
Why so mad my dude?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118337
Drooling all over a ball gag, tears in her fearful eyes, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
>what you expect
Cute kobolds
>what will happen
More smug hellhounds.
I'm okay with this.
>>18118337
Rude, his wife is cute/

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118353
Stop defending bad art and terrible fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118188
What kobold stuff should I make

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118337
But anon, I've only commissioned bitchsuits once and requested them once too, that's hardly a lot.

>>18118348
That's the plan anon.

>>18118361
>fearful
Tears of joy maybe, but never fearful anon. That's just not comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118384
>Tears of joy

If they can't smile, I can't tell the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

SHOT TO THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118368
I was just asking a question, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118400
Maybe you don't want to tell the difference anon, if that's the case then I can't help you there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118368
This. KDF needs to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

2017 ends in 2 days, where the FUCK is my waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118427
Never. She’s never coming all this is just Japanese masturbation fantasies. It’s all in your mind Anon. This escapism isn’t healthy for anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118368
>terrible fetishes
That's just you're opinion dude. Plus he's received stuff from some pretty good artists before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118432
Quiet, you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118422
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118401
But getting shot in the heart kills people!

[Anonymous No.]

Centipede
Centipede
Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake that's on the loose
The strike is your desire
But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire
I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho
Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch
Don't you know in the quiet of the night
Is when the snake is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying in the night so many tears
And you're crawlin' like a centipede
Centipede
You came, oh
To strike…

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118225
>you're
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118458
Not when it’s demon silver.
Or Eros arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118384
Speaking of, what do you have in the comm plans KDF?

[Jekkers !!Ix+fqAivrB1 No.]

Full MGE release catalogue for C93 with download links and booth info: http://blog.mgewiki.com/index.php/2017/12/29/comiket-93-release-catalog/

Got caught up (downloading F/GO was a mistake) so this was slow but better late than never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118504
I'm only waitlisted for one smallish commission at the moment anon. I also have a few requests out, but I haven't heard back in several weeks/months so I'm not holding my breath. My extra funds are a little low at the moment so I'm trying to take a bit of a break for awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118474

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118524
That site is shit on mobile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118524
>6 books
Has to be a record for MGE content right? Mobages are hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118524
>WG3 delayed to Summer

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118543
Didn't bother checking tales on mobile beforehand, that's my bad. Will work on it but in the meantime, you'll just have to use a desktop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118524
Thanks mang!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118543
>mobile posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>18116866
>>18116895
>>18117014
My niggas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118592
Mobile posting allows people from poor countries who can't afford glorious master PCs to post.
And also the lazy fuckers who should be working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118524
>My Childhood Friends Milk
I want this so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118427
I just stocked up on ammo and lube, I'm ready for the happening or waifus and I've gotten neither!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118610
>not getting paid to shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118524
>>18118545
Gacha games are the devil's work. There's probably a tanuki with a personal skyscraper built on waifubucks. Repent while you still can!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118652
It's just a psyop to get you longing for waifus when the portals come.

[Anonymous No.]

>your face when sluts

[Anonymous No.]

What accent would your waifu have?
Cheshires obviously have a cockney accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
None, she'd speak normally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
Scottish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
A Japanese one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118593
If her loins aren't glowing she doesn't deserve your loving.
If she doesn't wear a mask you're better off in a cask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
Zipangese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
German or southern

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to watch out because the mofu mafia is dangerous with those assassins, they will use their fluff to put you into a "slumber" instead of a pillow

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
German or Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

The cries of a thousand souls and pristine destiny of heaven all at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118857
That is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
German, preferably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118857
I have the protection and power of scales. The mofu mafia will never catch me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
American. Maybe a tiny hint of a southern US accent as that's where she is from in my headcanon, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118681
We really should find a way to seal off our dimension from outsiders. Things have only gotten weirder after the whole Bearenstein thing.

>>18118758
Not really an accent, but a lisp. It'd be hard to make an 's' with a serpentine tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118857
High ranking mofu mafia boss moves in on her next target

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118890
>We really should find a way to seal off our dimension from outsiders.
If you're proposing to cut off the ability to travel to the MGE universe I will oppose you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118857
>alway rember
The cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118857
>>18118918

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW stayed up all night grinding out every last bit of the Call of Duty WW2 Christmas event

Why did someone give me this game and why did it end up being fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118863

[Anonymous No.]

Help her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118970
Bully first then help

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
Zipanese, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118970
>bike_lock.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118970
how bad would pouring hot sauce on her tail be?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118998
On? Probably not too bad.
That's why I'd pour it in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118933
having to grind Christmas events was a mistake

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
I'll see that face in my restless dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118970
Ahh, sweet karma.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
No accent, my focus lies more in mannerisms. Need that ara ara or hora hora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118970
Only if she promises not to prick me while handling her tail. That'll end up bad for everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118970
She looks too cute. Would take pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118857
J Edgar Hoover always insists
organize crime just doesn't exist
Q.E.D. they're not in our midst

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119087
Say Edgar, me, and Ted E. Bear!
Damn, that song was catchy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118206
Yuel lucked into having some of the best doujins of any girl in recent memory

[Anonymous No.]

>HFW a big fat cuddlecat can't get me to respond.

This week was shit and even her mischief couldn't get me to respond.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the Nidhogg?

[Anonymous No.]

PIME TARADOX

[Anonymous No.]

>>18118758
Posh with a hint of Italian that gets stronger when she is agitated

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119019
Good man

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119158
Now when you have a threesome and the human one turns.

>>18119162
Tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119153
That won't stand for long anon

[Anonymous No.]

What does the chaos language sound like to you? Is it different between the species? For me it sounds like slow and distorted chanting but very feminine and soothing. But thats for my Wendigo waifu. Sorta like in this. https://youtu.be/9vUJ0NF10t0

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119183
What has shocked this cat so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119183
Sorry, meant for
>>18119141

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119174
Echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119198
>>18119183
She can try.
This cuddlecat will find me too tired to care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119158
Cute ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119200
I be she makes fine pasta

[Anonymous No.]

Well, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119224
Yes, but I wouldn't touch them without a fifty foot pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119208
She's my Mama Mia, my queen of the kitchen.
Other guys want pudgy wives. I want a wife that tries her best to make me pudgy with her cooking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119224
Nope, just sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119234
Husband needs to be hard for his wife though!!
In both senses of the word!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119224
I need plenty of it, I need a flayer desperately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119203
Don't let your sadness affect others anon, that's no way to go about life. She'll do whatever she can to cheer you up and that thought alone should do the trick, because she loves you more than anything and hates to see you like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119244

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119224
Maybe, but certainly not from a chaos girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119224
I'll trade the contents of my balls now and forever for a cure for insomnia and tinnitus

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119253
>Glassy eyed anon laying on his bed while a pouting cheshire lays atop him until he stops being a sourpuss.

I've had four shitty days, its going to take the whole weekend to get back into my grove.

Cuddlecat will need to wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119259
Oh shit, that's right.
I forgot about tinnitus being as much a brain function as an ear one.
They could stop the ringing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119322
I'd happily spend the rest of my life plowing that tentacled monstrosity in every orifice if she could save me from this hell

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119361
>how not to display text in an image

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119256
Yup that's exactly what I need. Flay me up doc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119256
I blame Latenight for making a creepy squid based on one of the most terrifying D&D monsters so appealing.
It's the damned squeeze ball loliflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119373
>Just flay my shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119389
Give one a squish.
They love being squished

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119389
Squishyflayers are a nice thing. I like them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119244
>>18119256
>Anon gets flayed hoping his anti-social awkward and anxious personality will disappear
>She makes him a complete slut for tentacles
>Basically gives him a fetish for her
>Leaves the rest of his personality wholy unchanged
>After a few days of mindbreakingly good sex he finally confronts her about the flaying
>She tells him that her flaying was just to make sex more enjoyable
>Why would she change anything else when he is already perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't posted any drawings recently, so here's something from a while ago.

Also what are some good lewd harpy positions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119389
The only possible explanation is that a flayer already got to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119429
Lotus. Leaves room for her wings and let's her give kisses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119429
Cute panda, would help repopulate with.
And how lewd are we talking about here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119455
Also lets her wrap her cute birb legs around you and keep the talons away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>18119455
very lewd and very cute, I like it
>>18119459
suggestive, poses, and very lewd