Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:42:33 2017 No.18106650 [Reply] [Original]

DEER. PUSSY.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:43:22 2017 No.18106656 File: 471 KB, 779x890, Shog staring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Maids are olev. Olev!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:43:24 2017 No.18106657 File: 298 KB, 1200x1124, F8FA630E-3705-4A2A-8CE0-70396694921B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gardening Robots!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:43:27 2017 No.18106658 Dragon pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:44:39 2017 No.18106661 File: 54 KB, 495x555, Marshmallow cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:45:15 2017 No.18106664 Remember that holsts in harems can be dangerous if under milked. They have a strength that belies their sweet demeanor, allowing them to force their milk on other members, causing increasing bust size and miffed looking harem members

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:45:24 2017 No.18106666 >>18106657 Cute! https://youtube.com/watch?v=0HEEuCeclSM

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:45:57 2017 No.18106671 >>18106650 I bet the Ice Queens did this

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:46:18 2017 No.18106672 >>18106661 Adorable cats, they're soft and squishy like slimes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:46:24 2017 No.18106673 >>18106658 Dragons only have one pussy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:47:27 2017 No.18106678 File: 35 KB, 600x427, kitsunedotexehasstopped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106650 DICK. TACOS.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:48:03 2017 No.18106682 >>18106658 Only one pussy between all of them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:48:14 2017 No.18106684 >>18106673 And I'd fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:49:07 2017 No.18106686 File: 76 KB, 527x644, Marshmallow cat 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106672 They're tasty too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:49:13 2017 No.18106687 >>18106672 cats are a liquid, they take the shape of the container they are in

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:49:14 2017 No.18106688 >>18106672 Hug your waifu's kitties. Pet her pussy lovingly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:49:20 2017 No.18106689 >>18106682 Meant to respond to >>18106673

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:49:43 2017 No.18106692 >>18106673 Not if you have two dragons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:49:50 2017 No.18106694 Is deer pussy less heretical then horse pussy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:50:09 2017 No.18106696 >>18106678 That's pretty fucking hardcore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:50:52 2017 No.18106703 >>18106694 Tastes gamey in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:51:03 2017 No.18106704 >>18106664 Holsts just like to see their friends happy, and since they love their boobs then making girls have bigger boobs would make those girls happy. Tsunderes don't stay flat chested for long when a Holst is around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:51:56 2017 No.18106708 >>18106694 There's nothing heretical about horse pussy in the first place anon. Liking it only proves you have good taste.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:52:02 2017 No.18106709

What’s your ideal harem?
Mine would be Elf and P’Orc triplets. Who constantly argue and bicker over everything and are super competitive with one another because either side doesn’t want to lose to “a stupid Elf/Pig”.
They eventually become better friends after childbirth and the daughterus all become friends.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:52:12 2017 No.18106710 >>18106678 That’s an acceptable amount of splooge. Reminder to always inundate your Monstergirl wife with copious, comically excessive amounts of cum every night. You love her, don’t you?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:52:19 2017 No.18106711 >>18106694 Maybe. But if only because Whitehorn's are more cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:53:17 2017 No.18106717 >>18106686 Wurm-Chan!!! Put the cat down! It’s not food!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:53:39 2017 No.18106719 File: 43 KB, 320x450, 1514408019460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106694

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:54:03 2017 No.18106720 >>18106710 I want to inundate her with so much that she dies, and comes back as a Wight! Or maybe not, because that's a little extreme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:54:49 2017 No.18106724 >>18106717 It is, she is Chinese wurm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:54:53 2017 No.18106725 >>18106720 >local fairy drowns in cum How often does this headline come up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:55:26 2017 No.18106729 >>18106709 That’s a nice harem, would be fun keeping up with their shenanigans. As for me, I want a Dark Mage and a Demon both as my momsters. Along with a Witch and a Devil as imoutowives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:57:24 2017 No.18106735 >>18106725 I want to say 'not very often.' But, I've been wrong before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:57:24 2017 No.18106736 >>18106729 >TWO momsters That’s absurd, no sonu can withstand sexual tension of that magnitude!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:58:20 2017 No.18106740 >>18106687 A useful trait >>18106686 Wurm-chan no! >>18106688 Gonna pet her kittens

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:58:50 2017 No.18106743 >>18106709 Anything involving a bicorn and anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 15:59:50 2017 No.18106748 >>18106704 Would be nice coming home to a happy holst and tsun hinezumi with a slowly swelling chest. >>18106709 It varies but a salamander, cheshire, familiar, automaton one I had a while ago was pretty fun.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:00:12 2017 No.18106751 >>18106709 Just three fox sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:01:30 2017 No.18106757 >>18106751 Like in Corruption of Champions.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:01:31 2017 No.18106758 File: 127 KB, 1135x1200, Bicorn4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106743 Which Mamono would be least suited to a Bicorn harem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:03:39 2017 No.18106762 File: 93 KB, 544x876, 1514408619670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106758 You very well know the answer, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:03:59 2017 No.18106764 >>18106758 Unicorn

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:04:00 2017 No.18106765 >>18106757 I don't even want to remember that piece of trash exists.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:04:49 2017 No.18106767 >>18106758 Hebi and wisp.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:04:50 2017 No.18106768

>>18106762
It's said in her entry that she'll never force herself upon her chosen husband. Instead she follows him around wherever he goes "pouring love and devotion upon him" until her gives in and gives her the D.

If this doujin was accurate to the encyclopedia she'd just move in with the guy and cook/clean/other waifu stuff. Eventually the guy would be so pent up from not being able to masturbate while she passive-aggressively tries to seduce him that he'd have sex with her of his own will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:05:57 2017 No.18106772 >>18106765 Hey I liked the Kitsune Sisters, yeah the rest is...the rest of it but there was some good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:07:55 2017 No.18106781 >>18106772 Well, it was one of the few redeeming aspects of that game. Which is probably also why it never got expanded upon whatsoever.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:08:42 2017 No.18106783
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>>18106709
You have good tastes! I'd say you should consider having a few dwarves in there as well, but I know those aren't to everyones taste. Would be thematic though.

Fair amount of cringe/autism behind the black bars.
As for my harem, I've known what a wanted for a few months now. One ultra-curvy milf mouse as the 'main' wife with one large mouse and one dormouse daughter. The milf would have some rather yandere tendencies, but be a switch when it comes to the bedroom, with both some dom and sub tendencies. The regular large mouse would lean towards the dumber side, as well as be incredibly clingy and would always want to be holding hands or have her tail wrapped around one of my legs. The dormouse would also lean a bit towards the dumb side, and is incredibly bratty and selfish! She'd treat me like her own giant teddy-bear and constantly would try to drag me away from the others so she could nap peacefully. They'd all also be trying to get pregnant and be the mother of the next mouse in the harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:10:13 2017 No.18106789 >>18106781 Oh yeah and there were definitely parts where they tried to push a furry waifu on you too. Oh there was a nice cowgirl there too. Shame it wasn't pure monster girl game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:11:53 2017 No.18106794 What girl would pair well with a thrill-seeker/adrenaline junkie? Would be pretty fun to go skydiving or whitewater rafting with an MG, wrapping up the day with lovemaking and a good rest. Then do it all over again the next day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:13:25 2017 No.18106805 >>18106748 >Anon you idiot! Go milk your cow! How can I fight with these funbags? >Pouting, tsun hinezumi is hefting her breasts that are nearing headsize. Worth it. Would be even funnier if I was doing it on purpose and the holst was in on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:14:13 2017 No.18106810 >>18106709 Dullahan twin sisters.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:21:11 2017 No.18106843 File: 505 KB, 706x1000, 59335552_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106783 Oh look it's Mash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:22:29 2017 No.18106852 >>18106843 Cute kohai

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:22:47 2017 No.18106855 >>18106843 Mash a cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:23:10 2017 No.18106858 >>18106709 I'm not into harems, only bigamy and monogamy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:23:11 2017 No.18106860 >>18106794 Sally.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:24:46 2017 No.18106869 File: 1.58 MB, 1080x1920, 63071040_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marrying a basilisk!

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:25:39 2017 No.18106874

>>18106768
This is true; however, there is stil this:
>Also, they have an extremely jealous side. They hate it when their husband comes into contact with another woman. If their husband is meeting in secret with a human woman or another monster, or cheating on them, then they become consumed with jealousy. Once their quiet anger fills to the brim, they seek to pour their mass of demonic energy into their husband. ln contradiction to their watery nature, the mass of demonic energy born from their feelings of jealousy appears almost like raging flames.

Though it's moot if she considers herself married to the rest of the harem, I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:27:24 2017 No.18106882 >>18106843 Wrong board as always, /v/ poster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:27:37 2017 No.18106885 >>18106874 So Shirohebi are like Kiyohime, minus becoming so mad they turn into dragons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:27:56 2017 No.18106886 >>18106874 Yeah, but the guy in the doujin wasn't even married to her when she used her magic on him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:29:50 2017 No.18106891 >>18106886 She had dreams about him cheating.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:29:51 2017 No.18106892 >>18106843 Mash a cute, would marry a cute werecat version of her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:34:18 2017 No.18106908 >>18106869 I'm gonna marry a grape snake and you can't stop me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:35:18 2017 No.18106915 File: 216 KB, 849x1200, DQmVt4LUQAEJsv3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doragon-gon-gon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:36:27 2017 No.18106920 File: 690 KB, 2480x3507, 22049145_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106908 >grape snake There is only one valid choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:37:41 2017 No.18106923 >>18106920 well there are different colors of grapes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:37:41 2017 No.18106924 >>18106843 I wish Mash was my kohai. >>18106915 Dumb doragon who isn't even a D-cup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:38:59 2017 No.18106929 >>18106920 I forgot how good mama snake is sometimes. Having an impregnation fetish just makes her so much better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:39:00 2017 No.18106930 >>18106915 Would sing with.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:39:13 2017 No.18106932
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>>18106924
Who needs D cups when she has a nice ass and thighs to compliment her tight "treasure vault".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:40:46 2017 No.18106937 >>18106650 Horse and Deer Pussy is highly underrated.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:42:48 2017 No.18106947

>Your personal Kunoichi bodyguard often trains in nothing but a sarong and bandage wraps over her very large breasts, and of course her mask
>she’s toned despite her fantastic curves and an ass like a miracle, and can also contort herself in fantastic flexible ways that you can’t deny are arousing to look at
>she makes no objection to you watching her train, and stoically goes through her routines and katas with precision and not an ounce of shame over her sexy body being shown off
>one evening, as she’s nearing the end of her training session, she looks over and sees you staring as usual
>”Master. Are you in need of release?”
>You snap out of your lusty daydreaming with a shake of your head and incomprehensible stuttering ‘uuhs’ and ‘huh?’s
>She takes a towel and wipes the sweat off her brow while walking over to where you are seated, her body on full display as she calmly speaks again
>”Release, Master. Your arousal is visible against your garments. Shall I take care of it for you?”
>Now you’re really flustered, noticing you have a decent semi going in your pants and that she can of course plainly see it with the way you’re sitting so oafishly
>before you can speak, she walks up and, again with the casual stoicism of someone pointing out you have a bit of food on your chin, straddles one leg over your hips while she sits down right in your lap, one arm going behind your shoulder and the other reaching down to the front of your pants
>”It is no issue, Master. Allow me to eliminate this inconvenience.”
>you realize she’s dead serious when her feminine yet strong hand wraps itself around the base of your cock under your pants, and her tail wraps itself around one of your legs, her eyes staring at you with soft, confident determination
>she begins to pull on your half mast, hands gliding swiftly along the full length of your shaft, as she directs it to aim upward towards the hem of your pants
>she pulls them down with one swift motion, your hot and bothered hard dick exposed to the air of the training room, as her tail finishes pulling your pants all the way off
>she continues to look you in the eyes while she gives you her brisk and stoic handjob, and for the life of you you can’t get a read on her. It’s like that seemingly silly facemask is really somehow concealing her emotions to the point of pure stoicism
>”Master. Please choose where and how you would like to finish. It is my duty to relieve you how you see fit.”
>she slow she the pace of her handjob, looking at you and stoically awaiting your response as you stare dumbfounded back at her

Choose!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:43:24 2017 No.18106950 File: 481 KB, 512x724, Carmilla4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106915 Her older self is better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:43:26 2017 No.18106949 >>18106709 A Shoggoth main wife to dom. A Dark Slime second wife to dom me and be dommed in turn by the Shoggoth. Finally a Holstarus to feed everyone. The children would be precious growing up together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:45:16 2017 No.18106959 >>18106950 Both are top tier, and a threesome with them would be mind blowing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:48:39 2017 No.18106972 >>18106947 What kind of man wouldn't knock up their bodyguard?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:49:44 2017 No.18106976 >>18106947 I would like to see how skillful she is in the art of the tongue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:51:32 2017 No.18106981 File: 175 KB, 640x960, Otohime4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wanna sing duets with an otohime!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:53:51 2017 No.18106990 Trying to write a system of magic for a Dark Mage short is fucking harder than I thought it'd be. Thanks Sanderson.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:54:21 2017 No.18106991 >>18106947 Impregnate, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:55:32 2017 No.18106998 >>18106990 Just make it vague.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:55:52 2017 No.18107000 >>18106768 So what if the guy keeps kicking her out or just try to show he's not interested in her?

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:58:33 2017 No.18107009

>>18106990
How important is magic? How dangerous is magic? Do you prefer magic as a dangerous, uncontrollable force or as another form of science? I myself am partial to having it split between 40k-style "magic" and weaker but more consistent rune magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:58:34 2017 No.18107010 >>18107000 As that doujin showed, that won't save him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 16:59:24 2017 No.18107014 File: 361 KB, 512x512, Z7HeRxU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107000 >thinking anyone could beat the MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:00:50 2017 No.18107022 >>18107009 I prefer magic to be just normal fanstasy magic. Where you can concentrate your energy in special ways and shoot pewpews or make a nice gimmick for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:02:12 2017 No.18107028 >>18106932 this pose and clothes awakened deep sense of uncomfortableness inside me from the time I tried to play Lilith games.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:03:02 2017 No.18107033 >>18107028 Those are for when you're in the mood for latex fucking and really depraved shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:08:04 2017 No.18107047 >>18106886 the doujin, while awesome, it's not really canon. I mean Its not even set in medieval times.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:08:09 2017 No.18107048

>>18106976
>”Expertly, Master. Please relax.”
>You’re freaking out- is this it? Is she going to take off her mask and show her face? Is she really going to let you see, even fleetingly, what’s below her-
>Her lower navel and thighs suddenly fill your vision, and you feel her weight shift from your lap to your shoulders- confused, you moan out a confused ‘what?!’- or you would, if your mouth wasn’t buried in her pussy, covered only by her sarong
>as it turns out, she rapidly leaped from your lap to your shoulders, and now her legs are wrapped around your head, totally blocking your vision as you struggle to hold her up
>that’s when you feel it
>the feeling of a wonderful, wet, humid hole slowly encapsulating the head of your cock
>you feel hot breath on its length and a strange sensation of your dick being forced a strange but not uncomfortable direction as the hole takes your length in deeper
>realization hits you as the wetness reaches the base of your cock
>she wrapped her legs around your head, bent her flexible body all the way back, and is now invertedly giving you a hanging bow job from above, and a fucking amazing one at that
>her tongue loops around your cock as she bobs her head back and forth, slowly at first then with more gusto, her hands gently rubbing up and down the sides of your legs to soothe you
>she easily works the whole length while she swirls her tongue around the base, then pulls out almost to total removal, her tongue tracing up the top of your dick to land on its head, swirling around and prodding at your leaking exit
>then back down again with all the fury but none of the sound, bobbing back and forth as her legs brush against your back and hold you solidly in place- both for balance and, you realize, to utterly prevent any chance of you looking down and seeing her unmasked
>she picks up the pace as she feels you start to approach the edge, and you notice that even though she remains silent and outwardly stoic in such a situation, her pussy is dripping wet through her sarong
>finally, she slams her head to the base and you cum mightily, pumping your full load down her throat which pulsates like a damn machine to guzzle down every last drop
>after what feels like forever, you finally finish cumming, and feel her slowly pull her head back off your cock, her tongue sending post-orgasm shocks up your spine by licking your manhood clean as you start softening
>with a small slurp, she finally gets off your cock, and in a rapid motion flips back to sitting up on your shoulders
>for a brief moment you think she’s slipped up as you strain your eyes to look upward, but she had the mask on as soon as she removed from your dick, and you only see her stoic eyes staring down as usual, with no indication of a smile or any motion behind her mask
>you hear her take one last large gulp, then she speaks softly
>”There you go, Master. I hope you found my performance up to standards.”
>she loosens the grip of her legs and bends back again, this time sliding off and doing a handstand backflip to land back on the floor of the room, wiping a single fleck of cum off of her cheek above the mask
>with a light bow she turns and returns to the training mat to begin packing her things up, like nothing unusual just happened
>You decide you’re going to watch her train more often in the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:12:16 2017 No.18107065 File: 525 KB, 1280x1861, 04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107047 That's right, it's set after the portal opened.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:13:32 2017 No.18107069 >>18107047 >canon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:17:49 2017 No.18107087 >>18107010 >>18107014 Seems like monstergirls would really clash with the modern era, espically with our laws on rape. I men the guy could have the cops show up and then it's not really sexy if the shirnobi gets arrested for sexual assault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:18:16 2017 No.18107091 >>18107048 And even after an expert blowjob her visage remains a mystery. Well done.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:18:19 2017 No.18107093

>>18107000
It really depends on if she has some affection for him or if she has fallen in love and consider herself married to the guy already for SOME reason you should really avoid being nice to mgs if you want to be single . If it's just affection you probably could shake her off if you tried hard enough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:19:33 2017 No.18107099 >>18107093 >you should really avoid being nice to mgs if you want to be single What if they take that as you being tsundere?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:19:54 2017 No.18107102 >>18107087 >espically with our laws on rape Hardly. If anything, succubi, demons, and other races that rely on subtlety rather than blunt force would be absolutely delighted that they have a massive advantage compared to the others.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:20:26 2017 No.18107105 >>18107087 >woman arrested for sexually assaulting a man Good joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:21:33 2017 No.18107112 >>18107069 If not the KC approved canon what should you base the setting on? You could headcanon everything but then whats even the point of having discussions?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:23:36 2017 No.18107122 >>18107105 You know, Russian authorities did arrest that one woman who kept a robber has a sex slave for three days. Although way lower then men, women have been convicted of rape before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:23:55 2017 No.18107124 >>18107112 Your view of reality is just your headcanon, but you probably discuss the real world with others all the same.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:25:59 2017 No.18107131 >>18107099 With the existence of the order I don't doubt most monster have the assumption that most mean re unwilling to have them as partners. Hence the unrelenting amounts of rape.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:27:35 2017 No.18107137 A Cheshire And A Demon Both as your wives. What happens?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:29:03 2017 No.18107141 >>18107137 The cuddlecat and gluttony demon get along like best friends, one riding my face while the other takes my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:29:03 2017 No.18107142 >>18107137 Smug cat not so smug after being tied up and presented to her husband like a stuffed pig roast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:31:43 2017 No.18107150 >>18107141 Nice full cuddly lewd girls~

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:32:09 2017 No.18107151

>>18107124
Come on, now you are just engaging in sophistry. We, or at least the majority of us, base our understanding of reality on the rules discovered by science. You could claim gravity doesn't exist or that the earth is flat, but then you would be rightly labeled as a lunatic or a idiot. Similarly if you said ushi-onis are only into consensual sex after years of dating you should be laughed at.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:32:52 2017 No.18107156 >>18107150 That they would be. Snack friends and they may be excellent cooks as well. Would enjoy being the fit husband to those two soft girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:34:39 2017 No.18107161 >>18106932 All dragons need D-cups. Liz needs to drink her milk. She needs to be at least as big as umu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:35:01 2017 No.18107162 >>18107156 What would the contract say? What would the most common prank be?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:35:08 2017 No.18107164 >>18107131 I wonder how many MGs are candid about the whole thing; just telling you that they want you as a husband with no real attempts at seduction/charm spells, kidnapping, etc.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:35:34 2017 No.18107166

>>18107142
Smug cat not so smug after being forced to deepthroat her husband by a demon for ten hours straight.
Smug cat incredibly smug after learning that she can manipulate the marriage contract too. Spends full day masturbating while watching the demon and her husbando fuck until they pass out only to start again when they come to. Pleas to her to stop only make her wetter.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:37:05 2017 No.18107172

>>18107087
They would probably adapt to the society they are living in, evolution dose happen at a pretty fast pace in the MGs in MGE at the very least. Most if not all MGs would probably change somehow given the time and contact to a different society in order to "fit" better.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:38:18 2017 No.18107176

>>18107162
Contract would say that I need to give her a minimum of two kids, let her give me two blowjobs a day, and hand feeding her for dinner.

Most common prank would be the cheshire making little binding circles so I can come home to a prone and 'starving' Gluttony demon ready for a feast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:39:20 2017 No.18107184 >>18107161 Too true. Umu would make a good dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:40:40 2017 No.18107189 >>18107184 Umu would be a better Gryphon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:41:28 2017 No.18107193 >>18107189 Only so long as she's still busty, small, and smug

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:42:14 2017 No.18107198 File: 280 KB, 700x969, 26007369_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Your white water, please place it deep within my special place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:42:36 2017 No.18107201 >>18107193 Of course, busty small and smug is essential to Umu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:43:03 2017 No.18107204 >>18106869 What if a basilisk looks in a mirror? Or a medusa?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:43:49 2017 No.18107206 >>18107201 That it is. Fits her stats too. I kinda want holst just so I could make Umoo jokes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:44:00 2017 No.18107208 File: 537 KB, 682x1000, 1514414273003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On Christmas santa elf gave me _____

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:45:38 2017 No.18107217 >>18107206 Would her Umoos get even bigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:46:20 2017 No.18107222 >>18107217 Yes they would. Would be fantastic. Emperess Umoo would be for groping

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:46:22 2017 No.18107223 True Life: I’m a Manticore Venom Addict

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:47:28 2017 No.18107229 >>18107223 Hello. I'm a Kejourou Hair Addict

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:47:33 2017 No.18107231 >>18107222 That would just make her smugger!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:47:49 2017 No.18107234 >>18106709 A Kiki, a vanilla (or blueberry!) succubutt, a hakutaku and a bioengineering to tie it all together. A small harem is probably best but if I were getting greedy I'd toss in a kitsune and unagi joro too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:48:59 2017 No.18107241 >>18107208 Herself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:49:07 2017 No.18107242 >>18107231 Smuggest empress is cutest empress. Although she'd be a stickler for making sure I call her Emperor for sure. Having her and Dragon Liz in the same harem would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:50:03 2017 No.18107248 File: 2.01 MB, 1564x2212, 1506895608097.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can science explain how Monkeys derive pleasure from being spanked?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:51:50 2017 No.18107254 >>18107242 Nero is great because she WANTS you to get a harem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:52:41 2017 No.18107256 >>18107254 Our harem. And her and Liz would make great 'rivals'.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:53:14 2017 No.18107259 >>18107223 I used to be a mofu addict but getting a dragon waifu healed me. We're all going to make it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:54:21 2017 No.18107261 >>18107223 What are the physical effects of long term Venom addiction?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:54:34 2017 No.18107262 >>18107256 Don'f forget Tamamo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:57:20 2017 No.18107273 >>18107261 Gigantic testicles, constant desire to huff mane and arousal by all tubeless objects.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:59:06 2017 No.18107281 File: 199 KB, 2304x1800, Kejourou17a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107229 Patrician taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 17:59:36 2017 No.18107283 >>18107262 Tamamo is....less than accepting of harems

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:01:47 2017 No.18107294 >>18107283 Ah fair point. Well there are other perfectly fine Fate girls. Like Drake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:10:08 2017 No.18107329 >>18107283 too bad

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:13:54 2017 No.18107347 >>18107248 Large sensitive surface area.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:17:28 2017 No.18107366 >>18107294 Drake would be good. A titty monster Nerid Maybe? Or generic Succubus? >>18107329 It's for the best. Tama has a technique for polygamists

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:18:35 2017 No.18107371 >>18107366 I say Kraken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:20:07 2017 No.18107376 >>18107371 Kraken would be pretty good actually, although it would defeat the need for a ship a bit. Be sure to call Nee-san cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:21:30 2017 No.18107383 File: 68 KB, 640x445, 1513812380410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106671 Ice Santa has brought, snow, ice, and lots of cold loving

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:23:55 2017 No.18107396 >>18107376 Nee-san is very cute. And she has nice boobs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:24:57 2017 No.18107401 >>18107383 >Santa Pharaoh What would she think of Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:29:17 2017 No.18107428 >>18107401 >origin of St. Nicholas >Turkey, during Greek/Anatolian occupation eh, close enough to cause some problems

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:29:25 2017 No.18107429 >>18107366 Wives of all kinds should follow Tamamo's example.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:31:40 2017 No.18107440
File: 637 KB, 1162x1400, 1513236327173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So monsters can change their body to better suit their husband. Changes involving muscle and fat are obvious, but how far can it go? Can they add/remove body parts? Could they even morph into another type of monster?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:38:04 2017 No.18107464 File: 768 KB, 1280x1024, 64798895_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107429 A tried and true tactic: Eliminate the competition.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:40:13 2017 No.18107473 >>18107396 That she does. She's weak to anal though. >>18107429 I dunno. Polygamist Castration Fist is a technique that would have many monster girls balking

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:41:34 2017 No.18107480

>>18107440
No and no. It's just general physique.
Wonderland potions may (temporarily) change parts, but species change is restricted to special cases like Bicorn, and that's one way and irreversible there's also cheating it with shapeshifting MGs like Doppelgangers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:47:03 2017 No.18107504 >>18107473 Seems fine to me. I wouldn't mind if she went around using her abilities on greedy guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:54:41 2017 No.18107530 I want a monster to cook huge meals for me because she thinks I'm too skinny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:55:25 2017 No.18107535 File: 564 KB, 1963x948, LD4t2Ky.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18106672

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:56:24 2017 No.18107541 >>18107535 Monsters with pets are cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 18:56:26 2017 No.18107542 >>18107480 And metaphorical cheaters like nightmares. It's why they're the best horse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:01:40 2017 No.18107562 File: 33 KB, 196x210, tentacle brain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107541 >Daddy, daddy, can we keep it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:02:05 2017 No.18107564 File: 207 KB, 1062x1500, IMG_5951.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gyaru bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:03:17 2017 No.18107569 >>18107562 No, this one burns.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:06:07 2017 No.18107578

>>18107569
>due to the fact that tentacle brains have evolved towards coexistence with monsters, they're friendly towards people, have a docile personality, and an adorable appearance, which makes them popular as pets.
It just wants to be your friend anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:06:36 2017 No.18107581 >>18107564 I like how little fucks she seems to give.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:08:24 2017 No.18107586 >>18107578 Kill it like the rest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:09:16 2017 No.18107589 >>18107569 >>18107586 >tfw Demon Lord didn't leave no survivors after burning it all down to the ground

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:12:03 2017 No.18107606 Anyone seen Netflix's Bright yet? It has centaurs, pandapeople etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:13:43 2017 No.18107614 >>18107606 This isn't the monsterboy thread.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:14:24 2017 No.18107616

>>18107578
"Let the Gaians preach their silly religion, but one way or the other I shall see this compound burned, seared, and sterilized until every hiding place is found and until every last Mind Worm egg, every last slimy one, has been cooked to a smoking husk. That species shall be exterminated, I tell you! Exterminated!"
—Academician Prokhor Zakharov, Lab Three Aftermath

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:14:45 2017 No.18107618 >>18107614 Just seen an orcgirl, my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:15:45 2017 No.18107625 File: 422 KB, 1330x629, Tentacle_eng1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107589 But then we wouldn't have best plant girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:15:47 2017 No.18107626 >>18107606 I didn't care to watch it , but for some reason the critic reviews being so low and the audience reviews being so high is making really curious about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:16:15 2017 No.18107631 >>18107616 >somewhere >a tentacle wiggles smugly

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:17:13 2017 No.18107635 >>18107626 The only difference between a professional critic and an Amazon reviewer is that the former gets paid for his opinion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:17:38 2017 No.18107638 File: 21 KB, 140x167, Prokhor-Zakharov-132481-large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107616 dissenting p. hard right now desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:18:21 2017 No.18107643 >>18107635 Is he smarter than me?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:18:40 2017 No.18107645 >>18107562 My daughteru would probably kidnap an alraune girl to be her friend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:19:05 2017 No.18107648 >>18107626 Well, I'd say it is worth checking it out. Could definitely give some good groundwork for a fic or two.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:19:25 2017 No.18107649 >>18106758 Any MG with self respect

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:21:32 2017 No.18107657

>>18107625
Hold up.
>Before becoming monsters, they were tentacle plant leaders possessing high intelligence, so they can communicate with and manipulate the tentacle plants around them.
That's basically the description for tentacle brains. Are Tentacle girls tentacle brains that monsterized?
It'd be really strange if one day you found a timid Tentacle girl out in the yard where the pet tentacle used to be.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:21:33 2017 No.18107656

>>18107428
>>18107383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A

>"Haaah? An old man delivering presents on the winter's solstice? Don't be preposterous. No human can travel the globe in such a night."
>She wakes up to the sound of shuffling fabric in her bed chambers, a single Olive tree sprout decorated with glass baubles standing nearby
>The man crouched before the tree is massive, taller than any other she'd met in her human life or monster one
>There's the soft smell of pine and fir on his robes, dyed a bright red and decorated with elk and other pelts
>He pauses, turning to face her
>She can see the shadow of the moon on his snow white beard, flowing down to his bare chest
>The fact that he doesn't seem bothered by the cold is the least strange thing to her, it's a familiar warmth... fatherly, kind.
"Sleep tight, little Queen, and know that I'll be watching."
>She wakes up strangely refreshed, her daughter giddy as a song bird when she sees beneath the tree lavished with all sorts of gifts
>When she tries to tell her husband, he just laughs it off nervously as her having too much wine before bed

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:23:16 2017 No.18107662 >>18107635 Yeah, paid by the company he is reviewing. Professional critic aren't worth shit, they're all colluding liars. Audience reviews are more honest. But at the end of the day you're better off thinking for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:24:01 2017 No.18107667 >>18107564 I want to see her do a quadruple peace sign.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:24:07 2017 No.18107669 >>18107657 Then don't spread too much energy to it. Get a plant dampener or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:24:09 2017 No.18107670 >>18107662 >But at the end of the day you're better off thinking for yourself. I refuse to do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:25:07 2017 No.18107674 >>18107649 How shitty would dragons feel when they have to share their treasure? They are too clingy to even let a guy go so I don't think they'd accept another girl sharing her number one spot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:25:28 2017 No.18107675 >>18107670 Want some gritty monster/human world? Watch it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:25:35 2017 No.18107676 >>18106843 Mash belongs in the trash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:26:18 2017 No.18107679 >>18107674 Unwanted harems aren't a thing in my headcanon, because in my mind, good waifus aren't adverse to defending their relationships from whore invaders.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:29:02 2017 No.18107689 File: 898 KB, 1280x896, Kikimora92.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107649 But Bicorns are olev.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:29:20 2017 No.18107691 >>18107689 bi curious

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:31:05 2017 No.18107698

>>18107679
I like to think about that too. Having a reptilian wife and trying to get a harem would end up badly no matter how much you wanted it in most cases. Some species might be okay with it depending on the guy's charisma but if he failed he'd have a very upset and mad girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:33:23 2017 No.18107705 >>18107689 >Kiki standing there awkwardly >"It's okay, I'll get a taste of master after they're all done" >"I missed out last time, but not again, surely" >"Haaah~ Imagine if I had a master all to myself"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:37:07 2017 No.18107720 >>18107705 She'd clean out the other girls and the mess husband made. This reminds me of that harem anubisfag who got bullied until he was healed. Good for him that he found true love.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:40:07 2017 No.18107732

>>18107698
>Some species might be okay with it depending on the guy's charisma
Do you mean if he has enough charisma to force his waifu to let him cheat on her? Or do you mean if he just has lots of natural charisma, because if its the latter then that's all the more reason for her to be protective of him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:44:20 2017 No.18107743 >>18107732 I mean if the girl was kinda neutral towards the idea and he convinced or begged with puppy eyes. If she was too submissive then she wouldn't have a choice either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:45:20 2017 No.18107745 Everyone talks about harems but I can't imagine a monster girl that'd pair well with a Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:46:53 2017 No.18107751 >>18107745 Another Dragon Zombie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:46:57 2017 No.18107752 >>18107745 Griffon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:47:39 2017 No.18107755 >>18107745 Anubis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:48:02 2017 No.18107757 >>18107751 I must admit, having two different colored dragons might be interesting. Points if they contrast, like black and white or red and blue.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:49:19 2017 No.18107760 >>18107745 Wight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:49:24 2017 No.18107761 >>18107757 Or blue and orange?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:49:42 2017 No.18107763 >>18107755 Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:50:46 2017 No.18107768 >>18107760 Dragon and Wight? Would take a lot of effort to please both of those high tier beauties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:50:46 2017 No.18107769 >>18107752 That's going to be the most competitive, violent tsundere threesome to ever exist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:51:49 2017 No.18107773 >>18107768 Yep, but I think such a combo could work pretty well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:58:32 2017 No.18107791 I wonder what monsters would think about paladin-chans who aren't brainwashed by mamono mana and would sooner see their competition disappear rather than share their beloved husband and become cucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 19:59:58 2017 No.18107798 File: 578 KB, 893x1200, liliraune_by_gensokyo_man-d7vkiiv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.deviantart.com/art/Alraune-Liliraune-TF-TG-554682069

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:00:30 2017 No.18107799 >>18107798 Fuck off, ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:00:38 2017 No.18107801 Well I feel like I want to kill myself again. what are some MGs that can cheer me up so I don't fall deeper into the abyss?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:03:43 2017 No.18107813 >>18107799 Just portugese him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:04:51 2017 No.18107816 >>18107801 All of them. ... Well maybe not Will-o-wisp. But other than that every MG would try to make you happy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:06:03 2017 No.18107819 File: 43 KB, 473x349, 1514327863837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107801

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:06:37 2017 No.18107820 and deleted. thanks mr mod.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:07:17 2017 No.18107822 >>18107819 Cute. I want to be cared for by a cat nurse at a cat hospital.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:08:18 2017 No.18107829 >>18107820 That's far to quick to be the work of a mod. He must have done it himself. Not even a janny could have done it that fast.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:08:50 2017 No.18107834 File: 608 KB, 1109x1382, 65385344_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107798 >Big block of text with no paragraphs >No illustrations again Not going to bother reading this one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:02 2017 No.18107843 >>18107829 strange i didn't do anything. well isn't like I needed to feel good or anything. heh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:35 2017 No.18107845 >>18107843 This isn't /r9k/ my dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:12:52 2017 No.18107847 >>18107843 Dial a suicide hotline and stop blogposting in a fucking fetish waifu thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:13:42 2017 No.18107852 File: 380 KB, 800x1119, DRqCESQUMAEqiQb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:14:46 2017 No.18107857 >>18107845 >>18107847 It's not as if many of us arnt in the same shoes If not for mge I would have blown my brains out long ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:17:22 2017 No.18107867 >>18107834 I want to rest my head on her thighs and her tail but I only have one head so I need to choose. This is bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:19:28 2017 No.18107874 >>18107867 >mamonomana hydra potion that allows you to rest your head on every part of your waifu at once

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:28:50 2017 No.18107910 File: 570 KB, 857x1200, Tentacle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be milked by a tentacle!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:31:09 2017 No.18107919 File: 229 KB, 702x915, 1492005508781.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18107656 Husband, Santa Claus brought me a heated dakimakura!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:36:21 2017 No.18107938 >>18107852 Horns >>> Head-Wings

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:41:32 2017 No.18107961 >>18107867 I want a monster girl to sit on my face and dick at the same time, so I chose bigamy. Have one wife lay her tail over the other wife's thighs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:42:17 2017 No.18107967 >>18107938 One of the reasons why loli Demons are better than Devils.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:45:00 2017 No.18107975 >>18107961 >Over my face Nope, not the same. I suppose it would be possible to lay on those bodacious thighs and cuddle a tail to my chest at the same time though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:47:22 2017 No.18107986 File: 381 KB, 900x675, vital_fluids_by_mightyotaking.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now on sale at your local Tanuki vendor! No refunds though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:51:55 2017 No.18108006 >>18107986 Do they sell succubus attractant?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:53:04 2017 No.18108009 >>18108006 Considering you'd be buying it from a tanuki you'd be getting exactly what you wanted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:53:24 2017 No.18108011 >>18107961 >Being so selfish Just a doppel potion can sate your sluttish desires. Why drag your wife through a bigamous relationship too?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 20:57:31 2017 No.18108031 >>18108011 Those are expensive though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:01:19 2017 No.18108043 >>18108031 No they aren't.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:01:36 2017 No.18108044 File: 18 KB, 273x278, 1473329121750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18108031 >rather than spend money, I'll cheat on the wife I take comfort knowing I will never be this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:06:12 2017 No.18108061 >>18108043 Like you have any proof to the contrary. You know what the saying goes, if you can do something, never do it for free. >>18108044 Not really cheating.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:07:50 2017 No.18108069

>>18108031
I'm sure your wife would happily pick up a second job if you told her "If you don't buy this thing for my fetish I'm going to sleep with other women"

Personally though I wish the flayers would just brain rape and correct every one of you harem-loving trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:08:40 2017 No.18108075 >>18108009 WTF, I love tanuki now!

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:09:39 2017 No.18108077

>>18108061
>Like you have any proof to the contrary
I don't, because it was never mentioned. You have no proof either, and as the one making the claim the onus is on you, not me.
>Monster girls
>Charging for sex things
Nigger I bet its literally handed out on the streets. You just have a shit mentality so your first instinct is to be a shitter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:13:56 2017 No.18108092 >>18108077 It would be retarded not too. Sure they'll sell it cheap, but not free.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:18:40 2017 No.18108115 >>18108092 >Sure they'll sell it cheap, but not free. Already contradicted yourself. Besides, just because it's handed out on the streets doesn't mean you can't buy it. There are plenty of events which hand out things you'd otherwise have to buy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:20:41 2017 No.18108124 >you will never get seduced by a cute, unassuming loli MG who can easily suplex you into next Sunday even though she looks like a normal, innocent little girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:23:21 2017 No.18108136 >>18108124 are little Mindflayers more dangerous than big Mindflayers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:25:30 2017 No.18108145 >>18108136 That depends on how old of a loliflayer we're talking here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:25:39 2017 No.18108146 >>18108136 Probably. They haven't learned how far is too far yet and clumsily use powers with little regard for long term consequences.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:26:11 2017 No.18108148

>>18108136
No. Just stand up straight and you're immune to being flayed. It's the big ones you gotta worry about. Why, they're so charming you're standing weakly with your face buried in their bountiful eldritch bosoms before you even realize.

Heck you're lucky if you notice the feelers slip into your ears.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:31:54 2017 No.18108168

>>18108145
I was thinking like 6 or 7, but then I realized they probably age differently.
>>18108146
A little Flayer can flay and manipulate with no regard for consequences? What is to stop her from becoming a god?
>>18108148
At least the big Flayers are so obviously predatory, that they're easy to avoid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:32:55 2017 No.18108175 >>18108148 Just wear ear plugs and ear muffs and a tight helmet. In case you do get flayed, keep multiple video recordings and written records.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:35:19 2017 No.18108186 >>18108168 >What is to stop her from becoming a god? Older flayers

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:36:38 2017 No.18108191 >>18108146 >and then Anon was Captain Underpants

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:43:21 2017 No.18108208 >>18108168 >What is to stop her from becoming a god? Momflayers and dad glares. >Loli ancient terror not so tough after being flayed by mother

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:47:23 2017 No.18108219 >>18108208 >>18108186 I want to romance the oldest Arch-Flayer, who keeps all the other Flayers in "mind" with her psionic power.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:48:43 2017 No.18108226 >>18108219 Will you treat her like an Elder Goddess, will you worship her fanatically all so she can fulfill her childish fantasies that she was always too responsible to carry out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:49:35 2017 No.18108231 >>18108226 I would, and I'd start with the toes and make my way to her ears.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:52:01 2017 No.18108245 >>18108231 >Toes

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:58:33 2017 No.18108277 >>18108245 She can smooth over the minor details manually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 21:58:42 2017 No.18108279 I want big, buff, snuggle chuff sisters to use me as a daiki. At the same time

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:02:59 2017 No.18108302 [SPOILER]

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Do alps get get confused by the 47 other genders?
I'm sorry what are your preferred pronouns?
>"you fockin wot mate?"
"I love how you have both genders on your shirt and joggers it really shows how males have no power over us independent females."
>"lassie I don't know who you are."
>"But I have a green loight to glass ya now."

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:06:25 2017 No.18108322 >>18108302 I would do things to that alp. Lewd things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:06:36 2017 No.18108324 >>18108302 >Getting beaten up and raped by an alp How embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:07:07 2017 No.18108328 >>18108302 Any alp of mine is ending up with a huge chest and fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:07:22 2017 No.18108333 File: 400 KB, 1024x1024, Heads 6 through 10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More head doodles.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:09:38 2017 No.18108347 >>18108124 Weak lolis are cuter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:16:00 2017 No.18108373 >>18108324 /fit/ alps might be good at dirty fighting. in which case it's understandable if you lose to one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:22:41 2017 No.18108390 >>18108347 For raping, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:24:08 2017 No.18108396 Would dragons truly understand the spirit of getting comfy and do so with their husband after a long day?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:24:22 2017 No.18108397 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:26:39 2017 No.18108404 >>18108396 >dragons truly understand the spirit of getting comfy Yes. >with their husband after a long day? If you mean everyday and being cuddled up under the blankets than also yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:27:03 2017 No.18108409 >>18108397 Fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:29:23 2017 No.18108415 >>18108404 But is she using any old ones or super expensive ones made from shed yeti fluff or discarded wendi blankets?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:31:50 2017 No.18108422 File: 419 KB, 1920x1080, 1429691971537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so you guys come up with a hellhound proof ice cream yet?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:32:17 2017 No.18108426 >>18108415 >*Wendi cloaks Lack of sleep and a late night are screwing with me

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:33:36 2017 No.18108429 >>18108422 Yes, but it involves Ice Queen titty milk which is very hard to come by.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:34:10 2017 No.18108433 >>18108415 It doesn't matter she's a dragon she gives off heat by virtue of existence.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:34:29 2017 No.18108435 >>18108390 For gentle loving, it only makes it more beautiful to have mutual trust of that level if the pairing is so un-equal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:35:21 2017 No.18108437 >>18108422 Well she's not a lava golem so all she really has to do is eat it before it melts

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:39:00 2017 No.18108452 >>18108433 Black, blue, and white dragon's beg to differ.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:40:01 2017 No.18108457 >>18108433 >>18108452 Also green.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:42:14 2017 No.18108468

>>18108231
>You push aside the curtains revealing a dark and dim room swirling with various incenses
>Draperies hang from the walls and the ceilings, curtains and screens of deep and rich purples
>Sconces are about, burning in faint green flames, the source of the mist in the room
>But their light can't compare to the glow of the purple eyes staring down upon you in all their imperial majesty.
>Even as the sacred atmosphere of the room seeps in through your pores you can scarce tear your eyes from the shaded figure in the middle, sitting upon her throne like an Outer Goddess
>But as the same time you quiver, knowing that laying eyes upon her is a blaspheme
>And she'll take her penitence from you later.
>You crawl up to her, on your knees, holding a platter high above your head, enduring her oppressive silence until you're just before her feet where they dangle off the throne, her luxuriously shapely legs crossed, the tentacle-dress she usually wears replaces with open, almost transparent and free Elysian robes, also a dark purple, her favorite colour.
>"Your zealot offers himself before you, Goddess'
>"Eternally blessed am I to alone behold your Elder Beauty, your countenance outshines the other constellations, a dread Empress before the pale dim flames of the Beyond."
>"I offer myself to thee."
>She looks down upon the offerings, crossing her arms over her large breasts, to hide the excite heaving of her chest
>Her lips curl into a faint smile and she speaks, transmitting her Divine intent not through words but thought, the platter in your hand growing lighter, lifting before floating to theside
>"Of all your offerings, my dear servant, what I always look forward to is what you would offer of yourself. How will your worship at my alter tonight?"
>With that she gives her not so subtle toes a wiggle.
>Grinning, you look up at her, eyes roaming over her long legs, trim belly and large bosom, before finally falling into the eyes that smolder in the dark
>"It is naturally my pleasure to serve the mistress with everything"
>After saying the line and receiving the expected shiver from your goddess, you take her shapely feet in hand, not surprised at all to find the squishy things have a light sheen of moisture on them
>You place ceremonial kisses upon her feet, the middle and the sides before finally placing each toe in your mouth one by one
>You think you hear a character breaking moan, but your Goddess probably isn't even phased by this meager display of devotion and so you re-double your efforts, gently uncrossing her legs that you may begin to worship them fully
>With that done you start at the ankle and work your way up, massaging the feminine things while laying a trail of kisses up first the left leg and the right, before laying kisses upon her inner thighs, first the left and the right, slowly working your way up, noting what first began as imperceptible tremors as they grow stronger the higher up
>It's when you meet at the middle, and place your lips upon her goddesshood that she stops you, keeping your face in place by closing her thighs about your head, a pleasing if suffocating pressuer
>"Oh, no dear servant. That place requires special attention from your faithful scepter. Carry on."
>She releases you from the silken vice of her thighs, and you acquiesce, laying your kisses upon her pubic mons and traveling upward, slipping a tongue into her cute little belly button before continuing your trail northward, the peaks of her two glorious purple mountains looming ever closer
>Just as you're about to kiss the stiffened peaks of her divine bosom, she stops you with a hand, two fingers on your lips that quickly find their way into your mouth
>You run your tongue about them both, moving on to her other fingers before working your way up her arm, feeling her quiver under you as you lay the final kiss upon her shoulderbone.
>You move to do the same to her other arm, before finally meeting at the middle
>but by this point her breasts have been woefully neglected
>To make it up to your goddess, you bring your hands in on the fun, each lifting and squeezing a large eldritch boob each
>First the left, where you sink your fingers into her flesh and squeeze, the squishy flayer under you letting out quiet moans as you so do
>Then, you seek out her nipple with your fingers, catching the excited thing between thumb and forefinger before giving it a light squeeze that rewards your fingers with a curious sense of redness.
>You smirk at the discovery, and the purple goddess below you seems to go a shade of purple darker in emmbarassment
>Finally you wrap your hand about her breasts, leaving her nipple a clear and tempting target for your lips
>While your other hand gropes her breast idly, you focus you attention on licking circles about her nipple, lapping up what had leaked before sucking, and filling your mouth with her Cosmic Nurture, and curious elderberry flavor.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:43:32 2017 No.18108476
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>>18108415
If it was a Yeti fur blanket I'd like some of the residual warming effect to be in the fur, but if it's a Wendigo fur blanket I'd be concerned about any leftover cloak magic

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:43:53 2017 No.18108478

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that weresheep aren't all snuggles and smiles, some are dastardly villains that want to crash the enconomy by putting everyone in a lazy, cuddling mood via high grade weresheep wool sweaters

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:45:15 2017 No.18108484 >>18108476 Yeti fluff can be used to warm parts in small amounts, hence why it can be used as lining. Wendi cloaks can protect your from the elements and also serve as a hiding spot as you drop into a minor pocket dimension.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:46:37 2017 No.18108491 >>18108478 Some Weresheep wool sweaters sold in markets are spiked with concentrated demonic energy. I wonder how those things end up in the market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:46:55 2017 No.18108494 >>18108478 Fuck off kid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:48:01 2017 No.18108498 >>18108491 Indeed, dastardly items those are. Harbingers of uncontrollably amounts of snug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:50:27 2017 No.18108510 >>18108409 >>18108494 How much money do you want to bet that this is the same angry newfag what's been posting off topic shit from other places?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:51:41 2017 No.18108515 File: 6 KB, 856x111, nameless.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18108510 Zero.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:52:16 2017 No.18108518 >>18108333 What about a giving head doodle?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:52:47 2017 No.18108522 >>18108515 You're a fag anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:55:41 2017 No.18108536 >>18108518 I see no dullahan, so I don't know.

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 22:56:44 2017 No.18108541

>>18108468
>Her moans become more blatant at this point, as you milk her of her goddessly bounty, her other, unattended breast already leaking over your fingers in anticipation
>Indeed it doesn't have to wait long - you don't drain her bosom fully, because this is just one of many plays tonight and you've had your mind set on a nursing handjob for some time
>Treating it as an energizing appetizer, you latch onto her other breast and begin to do more of the same, rolling her nipple about your mouth and lightly squeezing it with your teeth before pulling back at letting it wobble back into place, leaking all the more profusely, her thighs squeeze against your hips where you still half kneel before her throne between her legs, and you ignore the hand "stealthily" making its way down the play in the sodden Elder delta between her milky thighs
>At last you begin to lighten the burden of her other breast until you'd imbibed roughly an equal amount each, the stuff already getting to you as your fantasies conjure up disembodied moans floating about your consciousness
>Finally you stand a little, to make enough height to continue your kissing up her slim throat and along her cute and angled jaw, before finally laying your lips upon her ears, her tentacles moving to caress and stroke your face, some even slip into your ears, though they merely stay there as if out of comfort than any mind-bending fuckery.
>Though you did just feel a lurch in your loins, and now your erect cock is very blatantly pressing into her stomach
>She giggles, her character abandoned the moment you finally come face to face, where she plants a kiss in your forehead before pushing you back
>"Come," She lifts and parts her legs in a supreme display of flexibility, her pussy parting slightly at the stretch, an open invitation as she slides down her throne until she's able to comfortably rest her legs above her head and upon the arms of her chair. She reaches down and spreads her lips further, "Plunge your scepter into my godhole, offer your seed to my womb and I'll bless you with pleasures you can't comprehend."

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:00:19 2017 No.18108557 What girls want edgy-anons?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:00:56 2017 No.18108560 >>18108557 None.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:01:43 2017 No.18108567 >>18108557 Any of the reptile types, also ghosts and maybe phantoms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:01:45 2017 No.18108569 >>18108556 >not one but two(2) watermarks >signature on the bottom left because the two(2) watermarks weren't enough What the fuck is this crap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:03:19 2017 No.18108575 >>18108515 https://i.imgur.com/VKTcXtc.png The inspect tool is amazing, but I'd like to ask you to not post off topic images, even if you do plan to delete them later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:07:26 2017 No.18108599 Next year Ill do my best to try and make new content for monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:09:26 2017 No.18108607 >>18108484 >hiding in a Wendigo cloak in the snow >scaring a passing Wendigo when she gets inquisitive of the lonely cloak

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:11:49 2017 No.18108619 >>18108569 sakimichan pay-walling copycat https://files.catbox.moe/0wqlhc.jpg the uncen'd preview if you're desperate for cat tats

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:17:24 2017 No.18108637
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>>18106709
>/fit/ Tomboy Hellhound
Tall and muscular, total bro who is always down to hang out and have some fun. Almost exclusively wears a sports bra and spats. Always does something that will flex her muscles when you're around, like carrying something heavy, she knows that her abs are your weakness. Will likely destroy your bed if you have sex with her.

>Partying Raiju
Slim athletic body, legs for days, all kinds of flexible. Lives electronic music, often has it cranked, loves to go out and dance at nightclubs. Gets very close and personal if you walk in on her dancing, slinks up and down your body, her hands travelling all over, sending small, pleasurable shocks through your body. Gets along well with Hellhound, and often goes to the gym with her. You've overheard her trying to convince Hellhound to do a threesome with you and her. A total freak in bed.

>Bossy Anubis
Average height, the finest butt you have ever seen. A complete neat freak, always gives Hellhound and Raiju Hell for not being more tidy, everything has to be just so, picky about her food. Enjoys reading. Opens up more when you get her alone, and secretly likes to cuddle with you while having a pleasant conversation as well as having her tail brushed. Likes passionate sex, favorite position is lotus position.

>Stupid sexy manticore
About as tall as the Hellhound. Constantly teases you with her tail. "Playfully" shoots her barbs at you, always just narrowly missing. Very openly wants to fuck you but knows she would unleash hell if any of the other harem members knew. Room is really a sex dungeon with a bed in it. Secretly enjoys romantic comedies.

>Thick Lazy Yeti
Thick in all the right places. Yeti is content to lay around all day watching TV or playing games. Always totally mellow, nothing seems to get her angry. When asked to help around the house she only puts in a minimum effort. What she can do, aside from forcing you to be her personal teddy bear, is make a variety of delicious frozen deserts from scratch, which is where she gets her soft thickness.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:21:27 2017 No.18108657 >>18108650 >"A husband? Whose?" >"...Take a guess nigga fucks sake"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:24:31 2017 No.18108674 File: 539 KB, 900x900, monster-TPR-Lampshade-MacGuffin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:26:21 2017 No.18108681 >>18108674 >Ryu and Wock What a lucky sonovabitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:28:26 2017 No.18108687 >>18108674 How did that anon get into this situation?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:28:45 2017 No.18108690 >>18108650 was that an intentional rhyme

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:29:44 2017 No.18108694 >>18108557 nothing personnel kid https://youtu.be/Xnk4ZiwgAh8?t=209

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:31:20 2017 No.18108701 File: 281 KB, 858x800, 1514435480847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hey buddy wanna hug?" "We can do it by the fire eh? "With coco and blankets guy"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:32:01 2017 No.18108705 >>18108701 I'm not your guy, friend!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:33:03 2017 No.18108710 >>18108694 What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:36:05 2017 No.18108720 >>18108333 cute Wisp

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:36:53 2017 No.18108723 >>18108705 Yeah? Well I'm not your friend, buddy!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:39:14 2017 No.18108728 >>18108468 >>18108541 Wew, sounds like a nice lady. I'm imagining her learning all her dirty talk from internet porn, having never left the chaos realm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:40:38 2017 No.18108733 >>18108701 I'll admit I kek'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:42:26 2017 No.18108737 >>18108710 i can't explain why that last half gives me a chubby, but it does

Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:43:33 2017 No.18108740

How would monster girls react to things like the Twilight Zone’s “To Serve Man”? The parallels are noticeable.
>”Save” human race
>End war and famine
>Provide a life of pleasure
>All for the purpose of continuing the other species
Im not trying to sound HFY. I’m just in one of those moods. If only I had a waifu to convince me her love is real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:45:10 2017 No.18108743 >>18108737 You’re a furfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:45:38 2017 No.18108744 >>18108740 Brave new world would also be a thing on that list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:46:13 2017 No.18108745 >>18108740 desu, that screenplay is definitely in the top 10 important films/shows of the century, so if they don't like it, they can fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:47:54 2017 No.18108753 >>18108743 i don't want to be the furry just to put my dick in one pretty sure that's not 100% furfag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:53:11 2017 No.18108765 >>18108744 Soma really does sound a lot like Mamano Mana and the new Cradles parallel the reservations. The only parts we're missing are the selective breeding, predetermined class structure, and world state.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:54:18 2017 No.18108767 >>18108740 Do you unironically think monstergirls would make media hugboxes? There would be more happy endings and romance but violence wouldn't be gone I think you guys forgot monsters used to kill humans just for the heck of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:56:39 2017 No.18108773 >>18108767 Reminds me of that one story with the succubus(?) secretary to the owner of the only serious newspaper left in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 27 23:56:49 2017 No.18108775 File: 407 KB, 511x514, nuki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat Tanuki Assets https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=66481234

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:01:13 2017 No.18108786 >>18108775 Now thats a cutie tanuki

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:01:25 2017 No.18108788 >>18108765 >Cradles Not canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:02:57 2017 No.18108797 >>18108775 OY VEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:04:16 2017 No.18108803 >>18108767 Hakutaku, Crow Tengu, Liches and other scholarly types might be interested in media in violent media or media that portrays monsters as common enemies/bosses

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:04:46 2017 No.18108804 >>18108775 Khazar milkers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:04:50 2017 No.18108806 File: 709 KB, 862x1200, 260_valkyrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18108797 Down with the Tanuki Occupational Government!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:05:42 2017 No.18108810 A old internet pal made a few ohayous based off the wives for me, and I think they turned out pretty cute. https://imgur.com/XrSdEvz.png https://imgur.com/OQW0mz4.png https://imgur.com/alwNENu.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:06:22 2017 No.18108812 >>18108810 Last one is the cutest.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:06:23 2017 No.18108813

>>18108788
Really? Thank goodness.

I know it's a porn landscape but trying to figure out the motivations of monsters as a race is troubling. What are the end goals for things like the chaos species, the sabbath, the extremist faction, etc.? To make their husbands happy? To spread their own kind? If it's the latter, isn't that the goal of all life: to reproduce? Then why is it so dreadful sounding?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:07:47 2017 No.18108816 >>18108812 As much as I wanna say I like them all equally, the third one did come out pretty fuckin cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:08:55 2017 No.18108821 >>18108816 Personally, I'm just a sucker for the hair-over-one(or both)-eye thing. Instant moe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:10:19 2017 No.18108824 >>18108821 I feel you on that mate, it's a good look. Thats why two outta the three girls have it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:12:24 2017 No.18108832 >go on cod:infinite warfare >mgs already exsist >"lmao that isn't a guy!" >"whatever, your dad eats this snatch every night." >"nice character would rape" Where are their parents?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:14:20 2017 No.18108836 File: 322 KB, 800x600, heckraisers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18108832 Using the games to distract them so they can get a moment of peace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:15:13 2017 No.18108837 Imagine how fucking miserable single cupids must be on valentines day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:16:13 2017 No.18108840 >>18108837 They deserve it for brainwashing people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:17:00 2017 No.18108843 I want a hellhound to shove my face into her sweaty spats!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:17:21 2017 No.18108844 File: 168 KB, 1200x900, qpid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18108837 Are you kidding? That's the day they have permission to go hog wild.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:19:13 2017 No.18108850 Remember to take your Holsts and Minos to the beach when it gets warm enough. They love it! https://imgur.com/vYAda

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:19:57 2017 No.18108854 >>18108850 >404

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:20:12 2017 No.18108855 >>18108844 But what if they keep missing the guy they like because of dumb luck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:21:37 2017 No.18108859 >>18108854 Fug. https://imgur.com/gallery/vYAda

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:22:27 2017 No.18108863 I wonder what the inside of an Eros church is like on Valentines day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:22:30 2017 No.18108864 >>18108855 Then they say "fuck aiming." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pixyvqsF8oM

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:23:51 2017 No.18108869 >>18108855 That's when they get out the big guns

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:24:46 2017 No.18108874 File: 1.17 MB, 2035x1997, R9k_homemade_sex_doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What would a follower of Eros do if they found /r9k/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:25:25 2017 No.18108876 >>18108869 W-Whats the big guns

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:26:13 2017 No.18108880 >>18108874 Turn those into living dolls and hope that it a fixes him

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:27:26 2017 No.18108884 >>18108880 I don't think I want to see what kind of living doll those amalgamations turn into.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:28:27 2017 No.18108887 >>18108864 https://youtube.com/watch?v=naaHU7ZM4l8 >"psh. Nothing personnel Cupiddo" >stabs her and himself with pink arrows

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:28:44 2017 No.18108889 >>18108884 I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:29:20 2017 No.18108892 File: 589 KB, 2000x1600, 1433122695705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18108844

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:35:51 2017 No.18108902 >>18108900 FUCK OFF

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:36:00 2017 No.18108903 >>18108900 Fuck off already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:37:12 2017 No.18108910 >>18108902 >>18108903 Stop giving him (you)s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:37:39 2017 No.18108916 If I want to find a mate for life and want her to be my first and only sexual partner and save my virginity to her, would Eros be a good god to follow and ask for protection from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:41:26 2017 No.18108928 >>18108910 This. Also >screenshot of faggots being wrong Good bait, but all too common 'round these parts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:43:45 2017 No.18108931 With all this talk of eros A curse that makes you irresistible to MG would be a playful curse meant to inconvenience someone. But for what reason would she curse someone to NEVER be loved?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:44:03 2017 No.18108934 File: 60 KB, 540x309, 1514439843500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shit's a clown yo

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:44:30 2017 No.18108935 >>18108931 Dicking the daughteru?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:48:00 2017 No.18108945 >>18108941 I enjoy both equally

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:48:11 2017 No.18108947 >>18108941 >>>/trash/

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:50:54 2017 No.18108954 >>18108931 We can only assume that this is KC/Wandering Scholars' signature brand of euphemism and exaggerating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:57:35 2017 No.18108976 I want to pour oil on a Nightguant, and lewdly molest her before she can try to use her oil on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:58:06 2017 No.18108980 >>18108941 Peenur eregg

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 00:59:00 2017 No.18108984 File: 298 KB, 850x1202, fb5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sandworms are love and life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:01:49 2017 No.18109006 >>18108976 I want Chaos Demon Monster Girls to be even more dangerous and powerful than regular monster girls just so that their eventual Dickening is even more rewarding.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:04:01 2017 No.18109017

>>18108876
A special arsenal Cupids have at their disposal, reserved for desperate measures and authorization has to come from a higher up or Eros herself.

It includes:

1. A minigun that fires rounds that are about as half as effective as a standard arrow on their own but the LPS (Love Per Second ) rate speaks for itself. Typically saved for singular targets whose extreme denseness would pose a challenge for a novice Cupid

2. A flame thrower that spews magical fire that ignites fiery passion in whoever it hits. Notably effective on fire and ice based monster girls and makes men give off dramatic monologues about how much they love the monster girl their interested in.

3. An anti-material rifle that's basically the opposite of the mini-gun. It's used if the minigun proves to not be enough. One round is all it takes to undensify a target. There is no recorded case of someone needing more than one shot. If someone like that existed it would sure mean the apocalypse.

There are a few others but that short list gives you an idea. There's one other on that isn't used by any of them but it's worth mention

4. L.O.V.E. A special weapon that's currently under production. It's capabilities are unknown but Eros has refused to comment on it. All sorts of rumors are circulating about it but the stories wildly vary depending on who you hear it from. Only the code name is known but not what it stands for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:06:34 2017 No.18109031 >>18109006 The Night Gaunt is perfect as she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:07:38 2017 No.18109037 >>18109017 I bet L.O.V.E. Is actually a Cork with a jellybean taped to it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:10:30 2017 No.18109047

>>18109031
She's pretty good, but thread tends to accentuate her married-side over her pre-marriage one.

I wanna see more about the monster that kidnaps children and takes them away flying to the Dreamlands, so I can picture them getting equally taken away by those same children or when they grow up or already grown men.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:13:16 2017 No.18109054 >>18109017 People say cupids only cure denseness and its brainwashing but can they force someone to love another? i think that's the deal breaker. Like if X loved Y by Y simply has no romantic feelings for X whatsoever?

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:19:15 2017 No.18109076

>>18109054
Brainwashing is generally the removal of free will to force your idea, compared to persuasion/argumentation in which they come to accept it on their own. The question is, where does persuasion stop and brainwashing begin? Consider a Lilim talking a girl into becoming a monster, or a Cupid using her magic to show someone just how much they are loved by someone else?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:41:46 2017 No.18109129 Bigamous anons, who are your two waifus and what is their relationship like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:43:43 2017 No.18109132 >>18109129 Kikimora twins. They act like a single person.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:46:16 2017 No.18109139 >>18109129 A Kobold and a smaller Kobold! They're mother and daughter so they have that sort of relationship, with the extra benefit of being lewd and sexual with each other almost as much as they are with me or as we three are together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:53:32 2017 No.18109157 Imagine your dream harem, now imagine it condensed into a single chimeara girl. What is she like? Your main girl contributes the most to her physical appearance, but the other girls personalities and mannerisms come through.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:56:09 2017 No.18109164 >>18109129 An Automaton and a Gremlin. They’re shenanigans actually get worse after they become mothers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:57:42 2017 No.18109169 >>18109129 An Automaton and a Gremlin. Their shenanigans actually get worse after they become mothers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:59:22 2017 No.18109172 >>18109129 Two Bicorns. That makes my Harem Power to square up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 01:59:35 2017 No.18109173 >>18109157 I wonder how an Elf/P’Orc hybrid would even work?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:00:10 2017 No.18109176 >>18109164 >>18109169 I see they're studying the effects of the doppelgänger potion

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:01:37 2017 No.18109185 >>18109176 No. I just saw I didn’t use proper grammar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:06:52 2017 No.18109205 >>18109129 A Centaur knight and a Paladin girl who’ve been best friends since childhood. Paladin-Chan later becomes Valkyrie-San.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:09:58 2017 No.18109217 >>18109205 I'm pretty sure you can't become a Valkyrie. They are literally just mid-rank angels.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:10:08 2017 No.18109218

Deep Ones:

Bipedal monsters that can live both in water and on land. They possess gills, sharp teeth, large eyes, and webbed hands and feet. Unlike other water dwelling species, they are not associated with the sea god Poseidon. Instead of receiving the sea god's blessing, the husbands of deep ones undergo a physical change that allows them to live underwater. In addition to taking on traits associated with aquatic life, the husband also grows greatly in height and muscle.

Deep ones have a high fertility rate for monster girls and young deep ones lack the monstrous aspects of their adult form, being indistinguishable from humans for the first part of their life. Because of this, deep ones are able to slowly subvert human towns by planting their many daughters among the population.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:22:02 2017 No.18109265 >>18109218 Sounds appropiate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:39:17 2017 No.18109317 Honest question, where did all the writefags go? I remember when we would get something new to read almost daily, now we're lucky to get something once a week. Did we really scare everyone off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:45:58 2017 No.18109337 >>18109317 It's the holidays, things will pick up after January the second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:56:54 2017 No.18109372 >>18109172 What would happen if you had a harem that consisted entirely of bicorns?

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 02:57:26 2017 No.18109374

>>18109317
1.chrstmas holidays
2.People tend to bring up the drama of the older fags instead of the stories of the newer ones
3.some people have fully admitted to not giving a fuck about stories so people tend not to bother
4.Some dont want the writers here at all, pointing to /d's fiction purge as a good thing
5.That one faggot that hates Beast/Alp/Shoggocks/whoever
I don't care if you think the hate is justified, but posting about it is a frequent as the slowpoke guy and just as annoying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:05:45 2017 No.18109404 >>18109372 That actually could work The enjoy the energy of other monster mixed with yours right? dosnt say it has to be different monsters

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:14:38 2017 No.18109426 >>18109404 Even if there the same species, I'm sure each girl has a subtle variation on it. It'd like a wine tasting, with each of the bicorns trying to pick up on each other's unique flavors in your cum.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:25:31 2017 No.18109447
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>>18109129
These two.
I'm sure any tanuki and oni would have a good dynamic, but Mamizou and Suika together would be bliss.
Constant wisecracks and ribbing, tests of skill, and thunderous partying every night.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:27:40 2017 No.18109454

>>18109372
I am the bone of my dog.
DE is my body and SE is my cum.
I have created over a thousand OCs.
Unaware of 3D,
Nor aware of gainz.
Withstood pain to create monsters, waiting for one’s arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Waifu Works.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 03:56:54 2017 No.18109537 >>18108765 There is predetermined classes, it's just monsters don't really give a shit about it. Even though demonic nations are different, they seem to have more or less the same goals.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:09:05 2017 No.18109569

>>18108813
I think the problem might be is because the fact is that happiness exists with the other emotion sadness. Without sadness or defeat, anything you do becomes a thing, accomplishments become meaningless really. I find that that if you would rather have sex all the time, why do anything really? Why build anything magnificent, why create works or art or discover new sciences when you have everything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:30:43 2017 No.18109615 >>18109569 Only the demon realms created by the extremists are all fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:33:37 2017 No.18109625 >>18109615 MGE2's info on extremists doesn't say that at all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:35:04 2017 No.18109627 Mankind needs new insults. Would you really swear at a MG? Say "Fuck you!" And "Suck my cock, bitch!"? Nay, that's only an invitation.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:37:57 2017 No.18109634

>>18109627
Better not insult them by saying they're virgins either, that'll only backfire. Saying anything to insult their physical appearance might not work either. Really, talking to any MG is a risky situation for your chastity. Ignoring them too much as well. Existing as a male near them at all even.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:39:56 2017 No.18109638 >>18109634 >"You're fucked in the head, bitch!" >Nearby flayer giggles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:40:19 2017 No.18109640 >>18109627 "Cheating whore" would probably be a grave insult.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:41:36 2017 No.18109642

>>18109627
Just use praises instead. That should work.

I'm going to walk up to a dragon and say that she's the most beautiful and cute in the eorld and I'm lucky that I'm granted the chance to even look at her and marrying would make more than happy and I'd do my best to see her wonderful smile everyday.
I'll slay her with insults like that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:42:22 2017 No.18109644 >>18109627 MERE

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:45:06 2017 No.18109649 >>18109640 Calling them infertile would likely be just as bad. Worse for Echidnas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:45:54 2017 No.18109653 >>18109644 I don't think monstergirls would understand our human memes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:47:36 2017 No.18109655 >>18109640 Still want to imply that a vaimpre sucks a lot of men's blood

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:51:47 2017 No.18109666 >>18109653 This is why you go to their boards and force the memes. Give them complexes about it. Have the squirrel cum just from holding her down by the neck and muttering "It seems you were merely a rodent after all."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 04:53:21 2017 No.18109671 >>18109649 Actually, I think that'd just be taken as a challenge. Then she'd thank you for "volunteering" with "you fucked up now" sorta look in her eyes as she reaches for the gag and rope.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:02:48 2017 No.18109697 >>18109666 >Have the squirrel cum just from holding her down by the neck and muttering "It seems you were merely a rodent after all." Embarrassing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:07:35 2017 No.18109717 >>18109627 Just switch to insults that women traditionally use against men. Imply that they're not monster enough to attract a real man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:11:12 2017 No.18109725 >>18109717 Virginity is still a desirable trait in women though. The fact that in MGE, it'd be even MORE desirable a trait in a man it'd still be desirable in a monster. So the typical "haha virgin boi" can't be used.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:24:05 2017 No.18109771 >>18109725 >The fact that in MGE, it'd be even MORE desirable a trait in a man Monsters don't care what you've done with your tallywacker before unless they're a unicorn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:27:06 2017 No.18109785 >>18109771 >Implying a monster wants a manslut who'd get hard for any hole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:33:46 2017 No.18109801 >>18109785 You're missing the whole thing about monsters not being judgemental. They don't care about your past relationships or anything like that, it's so unusual for one to do so that KC made an entire profile for it.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 05:37:15 2017 No.18109812

>>18109801
>No monster would swoon if you told her you kept your virginity specifically for her to take
>No monster would feel immensely proud in her heart that she was your first everything, that you were her exclusive treasure claimed by no other
Keep telling yourself that, thot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:14:32 2017 No.18110085 Real cuddlebug daki hours

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:27:23 2017 No.18110119 >>18110085 I want to treat a Nightguant like a daki

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:40:59 2017 No.18110150 Haughty Himedere Holsts with Huge Honkers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:49:06 2017 No.18110163 as the new year approaches I start getting nostalgic, I miss the old days when the monster girl fanbase on 4chan was less divided .

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:50:11 2017 No.18110168 >>18110150 A cute, they probably lord their large chests over other girls and probably sell their milk at a premium

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:52:23 2017 No.18110177 >>18110168 And they wear super tight dresses to show off their breasts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:54:15 2017 No.18110181 >>18110177 That they would, elegant things that struggle to hold huge milk tanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:55:53 2017 No.18110185 >>18110181 Would they end up tearing and exposing their breasts to the world?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:56:28 2017 No.18110186 >>18108934 I remember that one clowngirl from soul eater was kind of hot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:59:13 2017 No.18110190 >>18110185 No, only commoners who cannot get fitted dresses do that, these girls would have it so that it remains undamaged while showing off a bit of Areola

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 07:59:56 2017 No.18110196 >>18110190 Do they now wear bras?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:01:51 2017 No.18110201 >>18110196 Some do for extra finery via expense undergarments while others prefer to tease and tempt without letting themselves be touched

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:04:40 2017 No.18110208 >>18110201 They must be skilled seductresses, with their huge chests and upper class knowledge. A mere peasant like me would be putty in their hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:08:54 2017 No.18110219 >>18110208 Most definitely, they could rest those heaving honkers on a table just to show you the softness/size of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:10:04 2017 No.18110223 >>18110219 I couldn't resist touching them. Of course then I'd be "punished" for that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:11:04 2017 No.18110227 >>18110223 That you would. Don’t forget the strength of holsts

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:16:39 2017 No.18110241 >>18110227 >STRONG Himes Oh yes, this is good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:17:54 2017 No.18110246 >>18110241 Yep, sweet words, strong arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:20:12 2017 No.18110257 >>18110246 Holding you to her chest tightly as she looks down on you, knowing that you are her possetion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:22:23 2017 No.18110260 >>18109627 Cheating slut

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:23:07 2017 No.18110263 >>18110257 Yep, although face first or back of your head on there is still a question

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:24:41 2017 No.18110265 >>18110263 Either is good, as long as she's nice an tall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:26:54 2017 No.18110273 >>18110265 Some would be while others would be Small in hieght but big in bust

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:26:57 2017 No.18110275
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>tfw you will never be the childhood friend of a pair of fox twins, doing everything together like going to school, studying, playing games, and even sharing your first times with each other
Being a mofu addict sure is tough without some fluff to huff

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:29:05 2017 No.18110285 >>18110273 I like big and busty myself, but to each his own.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:40:41 2017 No.18110309

>>18110275
>First hold hand with them during primary school
>First kiss them during middle school
>Lose your virginity together during high-school
>Marry them during college
You'd be set for life from the get go. Boys born in mofu friendly towns have it easy.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 08:48:07 2017 No.18110329

>>18110309
>your wives both birth a daughter at the same time
>a few years later, that young anon boy from across the street asks if your daughters can come out to play
>you and your wives can't help but smile, knowing what a happy life awaits those three

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:12:31 2017 No.18110384 >Hey Nightguant-chan! How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:15:04 2017 No.18110391 >>18110384 >¯\_(＾＾)_/¯

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:22:04 2017 No.18110409 the first time I saw Nightguant the first thought that came to me, is she communicated in squeaks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:23:56 2017 No.18110412 >>18110275 How are her tails so strong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:24:30 2017 No.18110414 >>18110409 My first thought was https://youtube.com/watch?v=yJuuqh57qC4 Cute and interesting idea, but I don't want any part of it.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:30:14 2017 No.18110424 >>18110412 Foxes do a lot of tail exercises so they can carry their husbands comfortably in a prison of mofu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:32:09 2017 No.18110426 >>18110424 the mofu gym

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:34:53 2017 No.18110432 >>18110426 That's one place a human man wouldn't want to stumble into.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:39:43 2017 No.18110443 >>18110432 >That's one place a human man wouldn't want to stumble into. I beg to differ

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:42:11 2017 No.18110451 >>18110443 What? you say you would go into such a place willingly? What madness!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:42:22 2017 No.18110452 >>18110420 >”Please! Let me love you!” >tfw the Knight can’t hear her over the giant crab noises

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:43:36 2017 No.18110456 >>18110275 What does the chunni phase for kitsune look like? Do they shave their tails down to the skin so it looks like a rat tail?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:49:18 2017 No.18110469 >>18110458 Cute! I hope her horn grows back biggerer and stronger than before!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 09:53:17 2017 No.18110479 File: 1.04 MB, 1059x1500, 06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110469 According to the next page, she can normally take a fully human form, and the incomplete transformation seen here is a result of her getting old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:05:25 2017 No.18110504 File: 316 KB, 252x441, 1513887066012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are ropers so best?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:16:44 2017 No.18110530 >>18110409 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EcuyxWxC-s

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:20:01 2017 No.18110544

>>18110504
They very largely leave a qt human girl intact if you’re into that. If you don’t mind the lewd truth of the situation, it’s like getting all the benefits of monsterdom in a human girl- plus a bonus set of fun accessories to use during sexy times.
Hime princess wouldn’t give you the time of day? Rope’er up, you got yourself a doting -AAH!- royal housewife.
Bootyliscious Paladin-Chan think you’re not fit to lick her boots? Rope’er up, she’ll be -AHHN!- as obsessed with you as a mouse to cheese.
Shy sweater-straining tittymonster librarian too nervous to even look at you? Rope’er up, now she lets -AAHN, AAHN!- you keep your head stuffed under her shirt for hour after sweaty hour in the back of the library.
It’s a win for everyone!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:23:26 2017 No.18110551 >>18110544 Cute, but I’m pretty sure you got them confused with Parasite slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:26:23 2017 No.18110557 >>18110551 You know what, full disclosure, I totally did. Whoops!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:27:49 2017 No.18110561 I wonder if theres a mamono mana pit you can dip human females in to speed off the monserizing process.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:27:54 2017 No.18110562 >>18110504 They're not, they're purge tier. >>18110551 So are those.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:31:06 2017 No.18110570 >>18110561 But then it's just fallout 1 again.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:31:23 2017 No.18110572

>>18110561
I’m sure there’s a- oohoo! There’s an idea.
Okay, so a Lilim. I know, I know, hear me out, but a Lilim who runs a game show type thing where willing human women play to be monsterized into a nice species. Dark Matter and monster volunteers are involved. Grand prize is a new husband, to be provided from unsuspecting neighboring states!
Game Show Lilim!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:39:14 2017 No.18110587 >>18110572 You had me at Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:39:42 2017 No.18110589 Hey Cheshire Cat More like Fatcat with that big wide ass! Ha ha! That’ll teach her!

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:44:00 2017 No.18110607

>>18110572
It’s a major production!

>Ratatoskr camerawoman
>Tanuki producer
>Kejouro makeup
>Oni boom-mic operator
>Automaton lighting director
>Wardrobe provided by Lady Spinnet’s
>No Dark Matter were harmed in the making of this program- in fact, they loved it!
>Who Wants to be a Monster? is filmed in front of a live studio audience, though some of them may be Undead

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:45:18 2017 No.18110612 >>18110607 >Though some of them may be Undead Awww. I wanna take my Zombie wife to watch a taping of the show! She’d just be happy at all the pretty lights and sounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:49:57 2017 No.18110626 >>18110551 >implying there's a difference in outcome

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:52:53 2017 No.18110633 >>18110562 You sir have no soul.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:53:05 2017 No.18110634 >>18110607 Are the participants willing or not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:55:32 2017 No.18110644 >>18110634 Yes. This is strictly for willing human women. It’s not an extremist production, just a Lilim trying to give a fun and welcoming outlet to open women from monster-friendly states.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 10:59:22 2017 No.18110653 >>18110644 >Yes. This is strictly for willing human women. changing channel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:00:03 2017 No.18110656 File: 302 KB, 1600x2133, 3042445316628042864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=i-saw-mommy-riding-santa-claus

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:01:37 2017 No.18110662 >>18110644 I'd tune in every week. Especially if they had a big boobs special

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:08:18 2017 No.18110694 >>18110656 >tft >hell hound smut >no futa tag in sight Fuck it I'll give it a go.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:10:41 2017 No.18110707 >>18110662 >Big Boobs special 1 The species on the wheel are! Holst! Dark Mage! Kraken! Titania! Apophis! and the special top prize- Lust Demon! Now spin that wheel, and- >LETS! >GET! >MONSTERIZED!

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:13:29 2017 No.18110717

>>18110707
You have to answer trivia towards the species you land on or play a short game where you do something the species would. If you get it right/complete it, you get a point towards that species and can spin again. Whoever has the most points in a species at the end of the round gets to be turned into that species, or can choose to keep playing to try and get a different one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:14:42 2017 No.18110725 >>18110707 >>18110717 I don't know which transformation I'd want more. I suppose it'd depend on the kind of girl was participating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:15:56 2017 No.18110730 >>18110707 >All the contestants are flat chested human women who want mamano to give them what nature didn’t >interviews after they transform see them ecstatically playing with their new chests, some even falling over from their weight

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:19:35 2017 No.18110741 >>18110730 I love happy endings. >There's one woman who got nothing >But since they're so nice they gave her another change on the "royal special" airing the next week

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:20:05 2017 No.18110748

>>18110725
Would you volunteer to be the bonus round grand prize for that episode?
Requirements:
Must be Monster-friendly
Must not be in an existing harem at time of taping
Must declare Incubus status if applicable
Must not be eligible for Alping
Must be alive (unless Undead Special)
(Big Boobs special)Must primarily identify as a “breast man/boob guy”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:21:11 2017 No.18110755 >>18110707 Don’t forget Hobgoblin

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:23:12 2017 No.18110763

>>18110748
Sounds perfect for me, and I like all the ladies too. Kind of hoping I get the shy NEET girl who becomes more confident thanks to her transformation, though the tsundere who becomes a cuddly Holst or the career businesswoman who wants nothing more than to become a carefree Titania are also tempting.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:23:38 2017 No.18110768

>>18110755
True, she’d work there as well. I tried to order them by common to ultra rare, do you think they’re more or less common than a Holst?
>>18110741
What a great sport she is! She’ll get first spin. But what would the races be for the “Haughty Hime Royalty Special”?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:24:49 2017 No.18110773 File: 123 KB, 850x850, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Lets lift some weight, Onii-chan!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:28:14 2017 No.18110789 >>18110768 >Pharaoh >High Elf >Otohime >Ryu >Dark Elf >Top Prize: Demon Duchess

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:31:19 2017 No.18110799

>>18110763
That last one is really interesting. I like that idea.
>”So, why did you decide you wanted to monsterize, contestant 4?”
>”I’ve been the Vice President of a Fortune 500 company for twenty years. I’m personally in charge of over two thousand employees on a daily basis as well as international deals and legal proceedings, court cases, blagh... everything, it feels like.”
>”Whoa! Sounds like a busy time! So I’m guessing Apophis? Maybe a short at Demon?”
>”No, no, the opposite! Hobgoblin, or especially Titania.”
>”Really now? Why’s that?”
>”I wanna come ho- no, not even that, I just want to BE home, every day, and not have to worry about a single thing in the world besides me and the man I end up with. I want to not even remember what an International Cooperative Banking Merger is, but rather only worry about what cute dress I can wear to show off my breasts and what fun I can have in a day without a care in the world!!!”
>”That’s the spirit! I love your gusto! Let’s hear it for her, ladies and gentlemen!”
<APPLAUSE>

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:34:08 2017 No.18110815
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>>18110773
that's a strait up abomination, In other words an elf, plus she is too muscular . I quite like muscle on a gal but that is just too masculine to be appealing at all.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:35:56 2017 No.18110823

>>18110799
>Unfortunately for her, she still remembers what a International Cooperative Banking Merger is.

>In fact, she still has to go to work, except now she's three feet tall and her tits are bigger than her head.

>She did not even won a man to go home with, but at least she doesn't need to walk at work now that that cute intern kid can carry her everywhere.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:37:13 2017 No.18110831

>>18110799
Aw, that's surprisingly sweet. There's probably a lot of stories like that on Who Wants to be a Monster. Like a poor girl who just wants some money to live comfortably and ends up as one of the richest Monsters in the world.

Then there would be the women who just do it for the money and fame
>"Look you realize the Cash Prize isn't that big and you're going to end up mentally and physically changed by this?"
>"When I have money and fame I won't need to worry about that!"
>"...it's your funeral lady"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:43:35 2017 No.18110854 >>18110831 >”...literally~!” >A massive guillotine drops from the sky and brutally beheads the contestant, who’s head rolls a few feet while her body stands shocked and starts feeling around for it >”Congratulations on your new race- Dullahan!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:45:53 2017 No.18110859 >>18110854 I was thinking of making that joke but it seemed to obvious. Still the transformations must be fun to watch. As is seeing the ladies try on their new outfits.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:47:23 2017 No.18110869

>>18110831
>After she gets otohime'd and returns home alone and with a few Fat Stacks™ she realizes this isn't what she wanted at all.
>What she really wanted was her brother tied to her bed just waiting for her to get home, just like all the other contestants had won.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:48:43 2017 No.18110872

>>18110823
>She learns to take it easy at work, her magical Hobgoblin charisma making it easier to delegate her responsibilities to underlings
>now spends most of the time at work with her tits smothering the nervous intern, a goofy dumb smile on her face as she has the best of both worlds- a cushy, prestigious position and a cute boi to Boss around and have sex with whenever she wants because he has to listen...
>cuz she’s da boss, hue hue
>And da boss gots da biggest boobies, and dats her, so Anon’s gots ta listen, hue hue~!

Happy end for her and her nervous submissive husbandintern.
>>18110831
It’s a feel good program for sure. All good stories with happy endings!

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:53:23 2017 No.18110892

>>18110869
Hey now not every contestant, some of them have boyfriend. They're tied up in the "special prize" area (just a formality) so their newly changed girlfriends can easily take them home.
>>18110872
I'd like to hear more stories about this game show. or even make some myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:53:29 2017 No.18110893 >>18110872 I want to watch the loli round!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:54:51 2017 No.18110899 >>18110859 There’s a whole aftershow that follows the new monsters around and helps them find new outfits and fitting into their new roles. Kinda like a documentary piece.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:56:28 2017 No.18110910 >>18110899 Who Wants to be a Monster?: Dressed Down

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:57:19 2017 No.18110915 >>18110899 >New Holst crying with happiness when she realizes the biggest bra they have is too small for her. >>18110910 Don't forget Who Wants To Be a Monster: Afterstories.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 11:59:54 2017 No.18110928

>>18110915
>Don't forget Who Wants To Be a Monster: Afterstories.
Sounds like a where are they now to be done 10 years after the show. All the now monster girls with their husbands and children in their new digs and classy houses. As long it doesn't turn into The Real Housewives of Zipangu it should be pleasant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:00:25 2017 No.18110931 >>18110893 What races? Remember to include a special top prize race!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:02:18 2017 No.18110938 >>18110928 Oh of course its pleasant, it's designed to attract women to the competition too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:03:30 2017 No.18110947 >>18110931 I don't know, something like: >Devil >Ratatoskr >Wendigo >Kitsune >Kobold >Werecat >Familiar Top Prize: >Baphomet

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:04:30 2017 No.18110954

>>18110892
It’s definitely a fun idea. I’ll come up with more this weekend too.
>>18110915
>”I’m so sorry ma’am, erm, w-we can’t seem to make it fit around your- ahem- bosom. It’s too big. Maybe Miss Arachne down the stre-“
>”Sniff! S-say that again!”
>”W-say what again?”
>”What you just said!”
>”T-the store down-“
>”Before that!”
>”...your bosom is too big-“
>Holst helps with joy and jumps, sending her tits into a wobbling jiggling cascade as she tearily hugs the tailor in happiness

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:05:14 2017 No.18110955 >>18109812 The older ones might

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:07:17 2017 No.18110964 >>18110954 Oh yes, I might make some myself too. Also that Holst is extremely cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:08:22 2017 No.18110966 >>18110954 Are there any races that are off limits or they’d never put up as an option?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:09:15 2017 No.18110971 >>18110966 Roper and parasite slime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:09:28 2017 No.18110972 >>18110966 Nacho or Shog

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:09:50 2017 No.18110978 >>18110892 Imagine being a girl’s boyfriend knowing when you see her again she’s gonna be a sexy monster. The waiting room must be nerve wracking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:11:05 2017 No.18110983 >>18110966 I'd guess only races they know the girl would definitely not want to end up as, like a scientist who actually enjoys her job probably doesn't want to become a slime or wonderland species

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:12:13 2017 No.18110989 >>18110978 They have bedrooms in case the woman feels like...trying out her new body on her man. >>18110983 She might like being a Cheshire if she could keep her intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:12:38 2017 No.18110992 >>18110983 Dark Slime would still work, though. Hell, it comes with chemical-proofing.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:14:49 2017 No.18111002

>>18110966
Shog, Nacho, Mindflayer, and possibly Nightgaunt, simply because they’re outside the scope of what the Lilim and her Dark Matter assistant are capable of. Wendigo somehow isn’t that difficult.
Lilim, of course.
Angels of the Chief God, though Angels of other gods are possible.
Doppelgänger, not because they can’t but because they don’t bring in good ratings.
They’ve tried Automaton before but something went wrong and the girl ended up a ghost instead. Thankfully she was still ecstatic but they don’t want to risk it again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:18:48 2017 No.18111023 >>18110983 I mean, the show wouldn’t be for everyone too. A girl like that would be better off going to a monsterization clinic rather than taking a chance at a game show where she’s has as much chance becoming a Dorome as she does a Hakutaku.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:19:54 2017 No.18111031 >>18111002 >They’ve tried Automaton before but something went wrong and the girl ended up a ghost instead. Oh no!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:20:31 2017 No.18111037 >>18111023 I thought people were implying the races used would, at the very least, all be something the girl would kind of be interested in.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:21:32 2017 No.18111045

>>18110989
>Show ends and the crowd cheers while you hear a pudgy Tanuki call “that’s a wrap!”
>your girlfriend is on her way back to the bedroom they locked you in, now a monster of a race you have no idea of

What race is she now, and how does she make her entrance/what does she do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:23:14 2017 No.18111052 >>18111045 She comes through the key hole to maximize the surprise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:23:27 2017 No.18111053 >>18111045 Pharaoh, and she uses her Power of Kings to have all kinds of fun.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:24:05 2017 No.18111056

>>18111037
Well yeah, the girls would know what races would be available on the episode before they get accepted as contestants. The Demon legal advisor would handle all that stuff in auditions and all that. But if a scientist girl applied but the only episode available was the “Loveable Low Intelligence” special, she may decline proceeding with the audition.
The nitty gritty of showbusiness, see?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:25:23 2017 No.18111064 >>18111037 The clinic is good if she doesn’t know what she wants, but has requirements, or if she knows the exact species she wants. The game show is good if she wants any species of she doesn’t know what species, but is open to most.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:26:32 2017 No.18111070 >>18111031 >Lilim: Oh no, her dream! >Rata: Oh no, the set! >Demon: Oh no, the impending lawsuit! >Tanuki: Oh YES, the ratings!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:27:33 2017 No.18111077 >>18111056 Exactly. If you’ve ever applied to go on the Price is Right, for example, you can choose which day to go in and if there is a theme for the day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:27:37 2017 No.18111078 >>18111045 Nurarihyon! She would come in with an explosion of black smoke, and introduce me to all the other single contestants who didn't have a boy waiting for them back home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:27:47 2017 No.18111080 >>18111056 >“Loveable Low Intelligence” What women would willingly sign up to that? >>18111070 Tanuki needs to learn that crazy stunts, while good for ratings, are not good for everyone else.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:30:40 2017 No.18111093

>>18111078
Ah, the “Harem Hotties” special. Little did you know your girlfriend was the only contestant that night who had a boyfriend. Enjoy your sudden influx of new wives!
>Whoosh!
>”Hm hm hm~ hey baby, it’s me. Looks like you won the jackpot~”
>four other monsters excitedly peak over her shoulder

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:33:47 2017 No.18111108 >>18111080 Women who just want to be a cute monster and don’t personally value intelligence as highly as others. It’s not on everyone’s priority list.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:35:41 2017 No.18111114 >>18111108 Well I'd love to watch it since it'd tie in with a fetish of mine.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:39:18 2017 No.18111131 [SPOILER]

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>Contrary to what most people believe and what the show proclaims, most women who enter the TV contest "LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" do not go out to change their lives as they so intended.

>In fact most of them return to the old lives they had before the monsterization after a few months of attempting to make a change in their lifestyle, to no avail.

>79% of women classified as Control-Freaks go back to their professional lifestyle after their transformation into a monsters categorized as "Gentle, Calm and/or Cheerful".
>83% of women classified as Doormats have reported that they continue to feel unsufficiently assertive after the monsterization into "Bold, Stubborn, Selfish and/or Ferocious" monster types".
>91% of women classified as Shut-Ins continue their cloistered lifestyle after attempting a change to "Bold, Cheerful, and/or Ferocious" personalities.
>among other examples

>The only classification to have managed to achieve the change in their lifestyle was the Cursed-in-Love category, with the amazing result of 97% of their members being in succesful romantic and/or interpersonal relationships after one year of their Monsterization.
>In fact, it seems that a trend has formed in the show's practical results, with 69% of all contestants that have ever participated in the show in currently in stable, amorous relationships of some kind, with only a 7% of all contestants had trouble keeping a partner in a stable romantic relationship and the remaining 24% have not had any kind of romantic relationship since the monsterization proccess.

>Despite the apparent failure of the show's presumed objective, very few women have declared any insatisfaction with the overall result, many of them commenting on how the change has given them a new outlook on their old lives, or that they feel that they've come to terms with their situaton.

>To this day, "LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" continues to be one of the most popular shows in television since the Interdimensional Cooperation Act was signed in the year 2034, particularily in low-income urban neighborhoods on Earth and many "Demon Realm" countries in the New World.
>"LETS! GET! MONSTERIZED!" is to this day subsidised at an outstanding monetary loss by the International Monster Acceptance Institute, the Mamono TransDimensional Company, and DanukorpGolden Investment S.A.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:42:31 2017 No.18111139 >>18111093 Would it be a double special with zipangu girls only? Cause the girls I imagined following her in were Umi Osho, Unagi Joro, nueronago, and an Otohime

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:45:16 2017 No.18111150 >>18111131 Do not listen to the lies, the contestants are all living happy lives with their husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:51:22 2017 No.18111169 >>18111131 Fake news! Allegations! Those damn VICE reporters...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:56:51 2017 No.18111192 File: 34 KB, 346x479, 1514483811441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18111150 >>18111169 Don't delude yourself. The facts are straight and you know it to be true, (((Husband))).

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:57:12 2017 No.18111193

>>18111131
You're forgetting the role it plays in making monsterazation an acceptable practice. Polls have shown this, with many viewers saying they have a more positive and understanding view of monsterazation then before they started watching the show.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:58:40 2017 No.18111201 >>18111131 So, how are the actual monsterizations shown? Do the human girls evolve like Pokemon, or do they have to have a cleanup crew?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 12:59:52 2017 No.18111202 >>18111192 They are false, every woman who has participated has gotten a husband. >>18111201 I imagine there's a Dark Matter "bath" that the contestant submerges themselves in and come out as that monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:01:02 2017 No.18111207 >>18111201 As long as it's not like the Pleasure Island scene from Pinocchio

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:04:32 2017 No.18111213 >>18111131 >Shut-in chubby girl get's monsterized into a Salamander >A year later she is now a shut-in chubby lizard >The main difference is that she now binge watches shonen anime rather than shoujo

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:08:00 2017 No.18111225 >>18111213 Adorable, would date and buy pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:12:51 2017 No.18111234 >>18111201 >>18111202 >>18111207 It's worse. Japanes Game Show worse. >>18111213 That's the overall idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:13:33 2017 No.18111235 What happens when you find out your Cheshire daughterus are in to cheesing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:14:14 2017 No.18111237 >>18111234 How bad is it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:14:36 2017 No.18111240 >>18111213 Someone needs to save that girl's smile with cuddles and nose kisses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:16:23 2017 No.18111246 >>18111234 >spoiler Enlighten us uncultured plebs anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:16:49 2017 No.18111247 >>18111192 Is Druella trying to get the show shut down or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:18:08 2017 No.18111252 >>18111247 On the contrary, she one of the people funding it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:20:07 2017 No.18111263 >>18111080 How about former sluts that want to keep the hedonistic life style, but want to be more loyal? Or maybe girls who had a rough/abusive upbringing and wants the simple life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:21:09 2017 No.18111268 >>18111252 AAAaah. That’s more of an ‘in company’ correspondence then. Board of directors stuff. I get it now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:28:11 2017 No.18111289 >>18111131 Eh, game shows and reality tv is for the lowest common denominator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:28:48 2017 No.18111291 Slime Time Prime Time Speciel was the best episode

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:29:39 2017 No.18111297 >>18111291 I still say the Older Sister Special was better.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:30:15 2017 No.18111299

>>18111246
>>18111237
Women competing against each other to be able to win a cash prize and (if they wish so) be monsterized into one of the many monster girls they may want to.
The losers go home with nothing but a new tail and a forked tongue, the winner gets all: Fame, Money, a rocking-hot body and maybe... a new boyfriend.

>Girls made to embarras themselves in front of experienced incubus to win prizes.
>Question games where you get electrocuted by a Raiju until monsterized if you get an answer wrong.
>Women made to fight each other with Demon Realm Silver weapons in arenas crawling with monsters trying to rape them and monsterize them.

>>18111289
>>18111268
Exactly, which means that it will allow the most women to be monsterized, which is exacrly the game's true obkjective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:32:39 2017 No.18111308 >>18110420 Strike the weak point for massive damage

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:33:07 2017 No.18111311 >>18111299 Seems a bit too cruel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:34:16 2017 No.18111316 >>18111299 Big question though: is cheery, “I wanna make people’s dreams come true!” Lilim host of Let’s! Get! Monsterized! in on it? Or is she kept naive to believe it’s really a perfect storybook ending for all participants?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:35:54 2017 No.18111324 >>18111316 I just need to know one thing: Is that Lilim single?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:36:17 2017 No.18111327 File: 757 KB, 800x1130, 40186869_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18110456 Nah, they just go full ninja.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:40:09 2017 No.18111349 >>18111108 >Bimbofication Huh. Not so bad when it's willing and consensual.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:42:47 2017 No.18111355 File: 150 KB, 984x1200, CoW-4cBVYAAnD5R.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18111349 There is a difference between "bimbo" and "simple."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:43:08 2017 No.18111356 >>18111349 Transformations that are willing and consensual are great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:44:50 2017 No.18111360 >>18111349 Bimbos aren't cute though, they are whoreish and lewd.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:45:41 2017 No.18111362

>>18111349
Exactly, right? Makes it very cheery and fun!
>>18111324
She is! She’s hoping to one day get her own storybook ending with a man who will help her make dreams come true. She’s a real idealist.
>>18111316
I’d say even if she knows it’s a monsterization promotion front, she still believes in her heart of hearts she’s making people’s lives better. And even if not every girl gets a husband right away, it’s worth it to give them that chance at happiness.
Gameshow Lilim is a go!
Now-
Who Wants to be a Monster?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:46:05 2017 No.18111364 >>18111355 Queen Slimes are cute and deserve to have a cute human boy to tease with all her personalities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:46:55 2017 No.18111369 >>18111364 They certainly have an advantage when it comes to scouting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:49:34 2017 No.18111382 >>18111364 They remain my best girl/waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:50:40 2017 No.18111389 >>18111382 >spoiler What’s her- er, their? Name?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:55:23 2017 No.18111412 >>18111289 Depends on the gameshow Sometimes shows are nice, and on the other hand people say deal or no deal is skillful and tactical and I want to fucking punch those people

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:55:37 2017 No.18111414 File: 1.57 MB, 3264x2448, Lamia18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:55:41 2017 No.18111415

>>18111389
The Slime Queendom of Elizabeth, or Liz for short.
She spans an entire castle town comprised of a facsimile stratified feudal class system, including landed knights and a small standing army, alongside merchants, farmers, and general townspeople of varying professions, and of course a nobility with ‘Queen Liz’ at its head. She maintains separate personalities for each instance/‘individual’ though can at will assimilate ‘Queen Liz’ into any of them temporarily if need be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 13:59:50 2017 No.18111428 >>18111362 >one of the most powerful MGs >wants a storybook ending >hosts a game show Lilim or not, she’s the one for me!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:01:18 2017 No.18111433 >>18111414 There's a joke about "hissy fits" in there somewhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:01:33 2017 No.18111434 >>18111428 >Wanting a lilim Patrician taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:01:52 2017 No.18111437 >>18111428 you're not the one for him

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:02:20 2017 No.18111439 File: 174 KB, 763x713, 1514487740271.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18111192

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:11:06 2017 No.18111481

>>18111428
>”Haaaaahn! Really Anon?! You really want to date me? Oh, I’m so excited! This could be the start of my happily ever after!”
>She clasps her hands and does a fluttery little hop in place, melting your heart
>”Okay, I’m going to take my aura dampeners off, Anon! I’m so glad you’re giving this a chance!”
>Wait wha-
>LUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTHORNYHORNYHORNYHORNYHORNYMUSTFUCKMUSTFUCKFUCKFUCKLUSTLUSTFUCKPUMPTITSASSLUSTFUCKLUSTFUCKLUSTLUSTFUCJHORNYMUSTCUMNEEDTOCUMFUCKFUC-
>”Anon? M-mister Anon? Are... you okay?”

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:11:20 2017 No.18111483

>>18111433
That’s gotta be the ultimate dad joke for any one who’s married to a lamia.
What would your dad jokes be like for your daughterus?
>calling my Hellhound daughteru a ‘hothead’
>making her wear a hotdog outfit when she’s in timeout
>and the classic: ”Hi hungry, I’m Dad!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:12:41 2017 No.18111489 >>18111481 Goddammit. I’m gonna have to make her take a honeymoon and maternity leave all in the same season!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:15:17 2017 No.18111498 >>18111481 >>18111489 Local gameshow Lilim not so smug after being mating pressed unconscious by husbando. Currently on maternity leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:15:39 2017 No.18111499 >>18111481 >Manager, turn off my lust inhibitors! >Lust... this is why I host!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:17:53 2017 No.18111511 >>18111489 >>18111498 Lich-san as her temporary replacement didn’t help ratings. She just didn’t have the same charisma as Gameshow Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:19:35 2017 No.18111519 >>18111511 I’m surprised they didn’t get that genki Minotaur girl who hosts the StrongBra competitions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:20:01 2017 No.18111521 >>18111511 >”What is your intended purpose for monsterization. Adequate response. Spin the wheel. You have landed on Manticore. Answer the questions on the display. Step into the vat. Round complete, proceed to next round.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:21:44 2017 No.18111532 >>18111511 >>18111521 >Lich-San takes more notes than actual talking throughout the entire episode

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:22:46 2017 No.18111537 >>18111498 I wonder what the MGC TMZ would say about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:28:06 2017 No.18111561 >>18111537 Very true. Gameshow Lilim would be a huge celebrity. Anon husband better be used to having paparazzi Ratas in his face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:28:40 2017 No.18111565 >>18111511 Should've gone for the nurarihon. That girl would play the audience like she was born for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:29:32 2017 No.18111571 >>18111213 Imagine how happy she'd be when she shows you her katana collection

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:30:48 2017 No.18111579 >>18111571 What if I have my own sword collection that’s actually better than her shitty oversized letter openers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:30:54 2017 No.18111581 >>18111565 I’m sure producer Tanuki would make the swap swiftly. She thought people were into Liches, dammit!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:32:39 2017 No.18111590 >>18111579 Pro dating tip anon: when a girl, even a Monstergirl, shows you something she’s proud of and a hobbyist of, you don’t say “Grhrhnhurrhurr, wow it’s shit mine is better”. Just a heads up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:32:43 2017 No.18111592 File: 21 KB, 240x240, Yume.2kki.240.1443377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18111579 Then you're both colossal nerds, and thus perfect for each other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:33:52 2017 No.18111600 >>18111590 Kek >Ugh! Why am I single?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:33:58 2017 No.18111602 >>18111590 As expected of /jp/, really.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:35:05 2017 No.18111610 >>18111590 I’m just saying, I own a Claymore that was used in the War of the Roses, hows that not fucking awesome? I also have a 17th century Masonic rites sword that’s been passed down throughout my family. >>18111592 Well, you’ve got me there Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:35:24 2017 No.18111612 >Chuuni ochimusha who constantly tells people they'll have to take things from her cold, dead hands

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:39:51 2017 No.18111641 >>18111610 >chubby neet lizard heartpupiling when she sees your enormous and mighty sword

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:40:14 2017 No.18111644

>>18111537
Would be fun to watch them gossip over even slight changes in celebrities.

>Sarah BattleScribe has been putting on some weight recently, is our favorite Salamander Stunt girl carrying an egg or is her Boy toy a fatty lover? Tune in for more after we explore the long and winding career of Bonnie ‘Bones’ Carson, the most famous skeleton in Mamowood

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:40:56 2017 No.18111646 >>18111612 >She always shows off her 1000 year old katana that was once yielded by her great great great grandfather who used it to conquer a third of Zipangu in a single month >No one is allowed to touch it but her and her future lord Would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:42:53 2017 No.18111651 >>18111646 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:43:00 2017 No.18111652 >>18111646 >she goes into excruciating detail about how the sword means everything to her >cuts to some random shota playing ‘ninja warrior’ with it in the backyard

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:43:20 2017 No.18111656 >>18111646 >"Only my future lord can touch this!" >"...." >"Guess that'll be me then" On a scale of one to ten how flustered would that make her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:43:29 2017 No.18111657 >>18111646 I'd sneak in a touch before running away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:46:23 2017 No.18111669 >>18111656 >”N-Nani?!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:49:30 2017 No.18111681 >>18111652 I can only imagine how much responsibility will have to be taken by that shota. >Ochimucha bodyguard to her innocent clueless shota lord >>18111657 She'd slay you and throw you at the Ushi-Onis or worse

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:50:05 2017 No.18111683 >>18111656 >Take the sword (which she so clearly wanted you to do) Draw her in by the waist/initiate kabedon >"Your grandfather conquered a third of Zipangu but I just captured all of my world." Heart. Pupils.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:50:05 2017 No.18111684 File: 422 KB, 595x842, Basilisk10a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PUSSY BEAM FIRE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:52:14 2017 No.18111694 >>18111683 >My lord can't be this alpha!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:57:11 2017 No.18111718 >>18111681 >shota lord to a clingy chuuni and fat bottomed Ochimusha Sign me up! Gonna innocently play with her butt while she’s trying to look cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:57:19 2017 No.18111720 >>18111694 Little does she know that display was in fact me being chuu and I'm stammering like a retard on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 14:58:32 2017 No.18111726 >>18111681 She wouldn't be able to catch me and if she gave chase it would be precious time lost in the search of a husband.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:04:02 2017 No.18111755 >>18111720 You could proceed to fail every at everything in life for years and she would still think: >"My dear lord is merely hiding his true potential, the one that he showed me the day we met."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:06:56 2017 No.18111768 >>18111720 >you're both chuunis so you both see through each other's acts >act normal around one another but when out of the house you're both decked out in kimonos, swords at your hips and haughty levels exceeding 9000

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:12:22 2017 No.18111791 >>18111483 >>making her wear a hotdog outfit when she’s in timeout How truly evil!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:14:37 2017 No.18111804 How does manamo mana and DE effect A.I? I don't want my AI going yandere on me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:17:26 2017 No.18111819 >>18111791 That's almost as bad as KDF sending his daughteru to timeout in a latex bitch suit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:17:49 2017 No.18111822 >>18111804 Well, it worked on Automatons, which are roughly as close as MGE gets, so there's no reason to think it wouldn't apply to sufficiently advanced AI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:17:54 2017 No.18111823 >>18111791 And now we know why hellhounds hate being called hotdogs. >>18111768 Quietly dreading the day we'd get put in place by a lizardman that's the real deal. At least licking each other's wounds would be cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:18:07 2017 No.18111825 >>18111804 >manamo mana and DE Same thing. It does nothing unless there is a bit of magitech involved, then you'll have a naughty girl talkinga bout your fetishes online.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:18:50 2017 No.18111829 >>18111819 I don't think he uses that as a punishment, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:19:29 2017 No.18111833 >>18111825 T E C H N O B U S >>18111819 That's not timeout, it's denial play.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:19:57 2017 No.18111835 >>18111804 It turns magitech robots into monster girls As for regular AI it does nothing unless you love your AI enough that it becomes a living item

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:20:45 2017 No.18111842 >>18111819 This anon >>18111829 is right anon, my daughteru loves her latex bitchsuit! The only sort of punishment we'd use that for is the happy, sexy kind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:23:43 2017 No.18111851 >>18111833 What if a succuvirus gets into a automaton?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:26:11 2017 No.18111862 >>18111851 Run an .exe on a mac and tell me what happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:29:40 2017 No.18111879 >>18111851 The automaton gets sick and will need to go to the doctor!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:30:29 2017 No.18111884 >>18111851 >>18111879 >Automaton daughteru gets a succuvirus

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:33:07 2017 No.18111892 >>18111884 You better run an antivirus on her or else she might be ccoming home from school with her E thanks full.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:35:40 2017 No.18111903 >>18109627 Call her a dyke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:39:05 2017 No.18111922 >>18111903 Functionally equivalent to "suck my cock," so not terribly useful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:40:09 2017 No.18111930 File: 236 KB, 769x503, Girtablilu7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:40:22 2017 No.18111932 >>18111922 Call her lesbo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:41:26 2017 No.18111935 >>18111932 Same thing, they just see it as an opportunity have sex and prove you wrong at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:42:17 2017 No.18111941 >>18111935 Call hathors flat and sabbaths old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:45:57 2017 No.18111953 >you'll never wrestle with a super feisty strongfat hellhound

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:50:44 2017 No.18111970 >>18111953 Imagine going behind such a hellhound and penetrating her ass before giving her a german suplex. That would feel great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:53:34 2017 No.18111981 File: 871 KB, 2604x3508, __baphomet_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_rocknroll__cdcb03308da17fe0bb7ad7f4f74a6743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 15:59:02 2017 No.18112007 >>18111970 >after you hit the ground she turns to you, eyes flashing like so many you are already dead memes >"Buckle up anon" >neighbours regularly complaining over the bangs, crashes and moans heard for hours and hours

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:01:33 2017 No.18112018 >>18111953 Would love her to grab me as soon as I get home so she can use me as a daiki

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:05:47 2017 No.18112036 >>18112007 She'd be the one hitting the ground, anon, not me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:08:29 2017 No.18112051 >>18111981 Old hag baphomet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:08:59 2017 No.18112056 File: 231 KB, 802x1200, DSGBI7BV4AU5Dfm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:10:44 2017 No.18112072 >>18111981 The Sabbath HATES her!!! >click here to find out her secret!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:11:23 2017 No.18112076 >>18112056 Her hair reminds me of seaweed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:12:08 2017 No.18112084 >>18112036 She'd let you take her down but she's just lulling you into a false sense of security. Once you think you've won, you're in for a thorough wrestlefucking that you will take a long time to recover from

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:12:21 2017 No.18112086 >>18112056 Cute. But I would rather see their faces when they find that anon who lives next door tied up in her bedroom in slaves clothes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:13:24 2017 No.18112095 >>18111953 Guys. Hear me out now. >ol’ fashioned pig catchin’ with P’Orcs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:17:01 2017 No.18112124 >>18112095 Hunting or catching?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:18:45 2017 No.18112137 >>18112084 Silly anon, I know how hellhounds are and I wouldn't drop my guard just because I got a move in. I'd keep penetrating her roughly and wildly until I was sure she blacked out. That or at least I'd take her down with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:19:08 2017 No.18112139 >>18112056 I have one question. Who the hell pours wine like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:19:15 2017 No.18112141 >>18112124 Catching. Like a bunch of pigs in a pen. Whoever can catch the most in a minute wins the game!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:19:53 2017 No.18112143 >>18112124 Sometimes a Hunter hunts a P'Orc that's far too strong for him to handle, so the P'Orc catches the Hunter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:19:57 2017 No.18112145 >>18112141 That sounds fun, until you leap on one of the P'Orcs and claim you've caught her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:20:59 2017 No.18112149 >>18112143 Hunting muscle P'Orcs would be fun. You could keep them as muscled helpers or make them lovely toys/trophies. They'd be my wives either way

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:21:16 2017 No.18112151 >>18112139 I know a guy...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:22:10 2017 No.18112157 >>18112137 This is wrestling anon, no fugging till after somebody wins, and the more tired you are the easier it is for her to fuck you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:23:23 2017 No.18112169 >>18112157 What if he pins her and starts doggy style? Can she beat the Dick?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:24:11 2017 No.18112175 File: 450 KB, 1006x1447, salamanderflag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread needs more fire.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:25:15 2017 No.18112179
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>>18111311
Ah! But that is exactly what makes it entretaining to watch and the change of big prizes attracts endless supply of fools to try.

>>18111316
Yes. She doesn't see why anyone wouldn't wat to become a monster mostly because she drank the Monster propaganda juice her mother (who is one of the ghost benefactors of the show) fed her.

The Demon Lord is aware of this, yet still believes that it's an effort for the greater good of both humans and monsters.

Druella enjoys watching the show and seeing human women fall on their ass and down to the Tentacle Rape pits, though she is not directly involved on it. Her methods are a bit more direct and... aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:25:51 2017 No.18112189 >>18112169 >pin down a hellhound Not only is she strong she's also much bigger than you are, that's no easy feat

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:26:53 2017 No.18112195 >>18112189 Just gotta use her weight to get her off balance and stick it in while she's trying to recover. It changes the dynamic

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:28:35 2017 No.18112210

>>18112157
This is monster wrestling anon, it's a mix of both. It's not like either of us have infinite stamina though so I'd need to be careful with my moves, plus I'd be a hellhound husband and I'd learn her tricks. Maybe she'd start raping me as I was "recovering" before I take up the fighting, just like her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:33:17 2017 No.18112237 >>18112195 Just be careful her ass doesn't land on your face, there's no getting up from that

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:34:38 2017 No.18112247 >>18112237 Of course there is. Grabbing her tail and nibbling her hard enough she gets so wet you use that as lube to slip out. C'mon anon, it's like you don't even get good to fight monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:35:46 2017 No.18112255 File: 46 KB, 600x338, 600px-Monster_11_Rifle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do you think a salamander would react to a gun collection?

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:36:26 2017 No.18112260

>>18112237
>Strongfat hellhound smugly asking anon if he 'wants more' only to get no response.
>"...Hey anon, you Ok? Anon?"
>Cut to hellhound stroking the hair of anon and grumbling about eating less snacks in the future.

Alternatively, eat her out and knead that meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:46:34 2017 No.18112320 >>18112260 >as time goes on you get stronger and stronger >finally you surpass her and get swole as fuck >she can finally enjoy being dominated by someone stronger than she is This was truly her master plan

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:46:43 2017 No.18112321

>>18112255
Salamanders probably wouldn't like guns.
Guns are the great equalizer and allows peasants with a minimal of training to be able to stand against lifetime warriors and actually have a reasonable chance of wining.
For a race like Salamanders that hold martial prowess in high esteem would no doubt see it as uncivilized.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:46:57 2017 No.18112326 File: 248 KB, 724x1001, Sovereign Citizen Whitehorn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you join her in her fight against the Tanuki Occupational Government?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:47:37 2017 No.18112333 >>18112320 That it is. Filling that hellhound ass would be fantastic

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:48:12 2017 No.18112340

>>18112179
So I take it Gameshow Lilim is a much younger sister. Maybe even born post-portals in that timeline.
Well, regardless of the more puppetry aspects of the show’s true purpose (not that I mind, I’m all for total DL victory), it’s nice to know Gameshow Lilim really is just a cheery girl who sincerely thinks she’s making dreams come true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:49:52 2017 No.18112352 >>18112255 I feel like salamanders would appreciate a good raifu whereas vanilla lizardmen would abhor them. Assuming you're only putting holes in paper, hunting, or using demon silver bullets, that is.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:52:41 2017 No.18112364

>>18112340
That’s what makes her cause so beautiful. No one who shows up on her stage is there by force, they’re all there because they believe their lives will become so much better off because of it. I just wish my dull life will be more than enough to entertain her.
I hope she likes (or at least learns to like) baseball.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:54:03 2017 No.18112373

Is it wrong that I want to duel a Dragon to negotiate something, but she's unable to hold back in the duel and strikes me with the intent to kill, seriously wounding my sword arm in the process. Of course she immediately snaps out of it and is shocked and terrified at what she did, instantly surrenders and even offers her head to make up for it ("I've dishonored this duel, so it's only right that you kill me for it." or something along those lines)
Of course I refuse to kill her, so instead once she realizes that she's probably permanently crippled my sword arm she instead begs me to allow her to accept responsibility by marrying her, so she can take care of me and protect me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:55:11 2017 No.18112378 >>18112333 >after years of being roughly handled by the thicchound you are now alpha enough to handle her the way she did you, just like she fantasised I love a happy ending

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:56:00 2017 No.18112381

>>18112364
I bet she carries an old-school camcorder on every date with you to capture your happiest moments, and every few weeks takes them out to watch privately with smiling teary eyes at all the memories.
>”It’s really happening...”
>”My happily ever after!”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:56:24 2017 No.18112383 >>18112321 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4mS_3hWwtk They just need to advance the state of martial arts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:56:37 2017 No.18112386 >>18112373 Bad? No, I guess, so long as everyone is happy in the end. I just find it odd that even in your fantasies you're still getting pity married and crippled. I can probably chalk that up to a love of healing or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:57:17 2017 No.18112389 >>18112386 I mean, there's no way you're going to actually defeat a dragon in a duel. Humans are simply too fragile.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 16:59:44 2017 No.18112403
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>Gomenasai, my name is Wilmarina-Sama.
>I'm a 27 year old Lescatian Dragotaku (Dragonime fan for you paladins). I draw Dragons and Wyverns on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Dragon games. (Skyrim, Drakengard, Spyro series)
>I train with my claws every day, these superior weapons can cut clean through steel because they are folded over a thousand times, and are vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my claws license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
>I speak Dragonian fluently, both standard and the Zipanguan dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dragonian history and their mere female lizard code, which I follow 100%.
>When I get my Dragonian visa, I am moving to Dragonia to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a mere female lizard for my husband, or a fire-breathing cook!
>I own several scale suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Dragonia, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and try to breathe fire as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to get burned.
>Wish me luck in Dragonia!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:01:34 2017 No.18112415 MERE FEMALE LIZARD

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:02:24 2017 No.18112420

>>18112364
>Christmas special episode where the contestants are all little girls with terminal illnesses
>Gameshow Lilim dressed in her sexy (yet modest for a lilim) Santa suit is warm and kind to them, basically going soft on them and letting them pretty much choose which Monstergirl they want to become
>GS Lilim personally monsterizes them without the vat, so it’s as gentle a process as possible
>Even Druella, watching from backstage, feels her blackened heart soften at the genuine care GS Lilim is showing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:02:58 2017 No.18112423 >>18112403 Given how nips gives age to thier characters she's more likely to be 17

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:03:10 2017 No.18112426 >>18112378 Would be nice, although my own tastes may make her a bit softer. Would call her my pudge pup if only to tease her

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:03:54 2017 No.18112429 I want to be a Dragonslayer and by slayer I mean I take their virginities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:04:35 2017 No.18112434 >>18112415 BAKA PALADIN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:06:01 2017 No.18112437 >>18112423 Yeah, going a decade as an unmarried adult isn't something they smile upon. 27 is dried out old cake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:06:39 2017 No.18112443 >>18112403 >someone actually saved my shitty text

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:07:31 2017 No.18112447 >>18112443 Ken-sama is valued culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:07:40 2017 No.18112450 >>18112443 Warosu exists.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:08:20 2017 No.18112452 >>18112403 >Initiates conversation by apologizing Ah, I see you're one of those Canadian/Japanese mamano. Life must be hard for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:08:28 2017 No.18112454 >>18112437 Speaking of age how long could a famous male last unwed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:10:11 2017 No.18112465 >>18112403 >>18112443 >>18112447 >>18112450 Let's ring in the New Year by posting our favorite green texts from the current one for those who've missed them.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:10:18 2017 No.18112467

>>18112437
This is why I appreciate some of our writefags. Penny did a good job on that Christmas story illustrating how, in that case, Undead societies pretty much disregard time since they have so excessively much of it. It’s more fun to understand how mindsets change with the metrics monsters introduce than just apply purely human mindsets to them.

It’s stuff like this that makes me excited to become an Incubus. I want to see the world in a similar way to my immortal Demon Lady.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:11:25 2017 No.18112472

Can you imagine being a virtuous Paladin who goes around defeating and deflowering beautiful Dragon girls, doing your part to stop the birth of Dragon Zombies? Of striking down haughty, mature Dragons and reducing them to mere female lizards as you ravish them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:11:37 2017 No.18112473 >>18112465 The Liliraune one from early this year was my favorite. I’ll post it when I get home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:12:47 2017 No.18112477 >>18112465 L A P C A T A P C A T

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:15:17 2017 No.18112493 >>18112477 Being the poster who started the lapcat posting makes me slightly proud.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:18:13 2017 No.18112508 File: 373 KB, 595x842, 61560826_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112472 But Dragon Zombies are love.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:18:16 2017 No.18112509

>>18112472
>doing your part to stop the birth of Dragon Zombies?
This man is evil incarnate, and I would dedicate my life to studying powerful sealing spells so that I may seal a dragon's lair from the world until the day she dies, so she can't be battled and raped by this evil paladin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:18:19 2017 No.18112511 >>18112477 Lord knows how phat that ojou-cat’s ass is now, happily married and sleeping days at a time with boyfriend-kun

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:19:27 2017 No.18112516 >>18112508 >>18112509 Brothers! No interest in Dragons until my Dolly game along.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:19:39 2017 No.18112519

>>18112472
Nah, once you dick a dragon she becomes possessive of you so getting more then three dragons would be nearly impossible. Getting more would also increase the dragon zombie population since you wouldn't be able to get them pregnant unless the tentacle busted a nut in their mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:23:23 2017 No.18112547 >>18112420 Please stop making her so perfect. I don’t need a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:23:39 2017 No.18112551 File: 1.67 MB, 2560x7750, Smug can't beat the snug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112477 I gotchu >>18112493 I wrote a good chunk of the greens anon, I feel the same pride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:25:54 2017 No.18112563 >>18112547 Go ahead Anon. Give her a name. I wrote her, she’s yours. Wouldnt be the first waifu I’ve inspired people to have here. It’s apparently a habit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:26:12 2017 No.18112566 >>18112420 >Monsterization to avoid death There would be tearful parents in the croud

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:27:19 2017 No.18112573 >>18112563 Demonfag, you rat bastard, stop giving people waifus

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:28:35 2017 No.18112578 rainbow colored monster girl harem

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:28:54 2017 No.18112584 >>18112573 You can’t stop me! I have a gift! A gift of greens that I must share!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:29:42 2017 No.18112590 File: 1.82 MB, 1600x1920, Gunnthrá_Heroes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Winter Mages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:31:13 2017 No.18112603 >>18112563 I remember giving that one salamanderfag with six daughterus his wife's name. It's a comfy feeling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:31:48 2017 No.18112610 >>18112563 Giving anons lilim waifus is the ultimate display of altruism for your fellow man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:32:32 2017 No.18112615 _____ dragons are the best dragons

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:32:40 2017 No.18112616 File: 114 KB, 727x903, Wurm56.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every so often there's a reminder that Wurms are actually terrifying creatures that aren't to be taken lightly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:33:05 2017 No.18112618 >>18112615 No

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:34:43 2017 No.18112631 >>18112615 Honestly I'd like a White Dragon but I don't think you can go wrong with any color.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:34:52 2017 No.18112632 File: 153 KB, 625x1000, liliwurm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112616

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:35:19 2017 No.18112638 >The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door...

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:35:40 2017 No.18112644

>>18112610
See that’s the mixup. I guarantee you if I actually went all out describing my Demon Lady, Id make the steelims look like the opposites of Mary Sues by comparison. So instead I chill on that and write about other races than my Lady instead mostly. Seems to work mang.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:36:25 2017 No.18112649 >>18112632 It's been a while, would be a slut for that wurm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:36:30 2017 No.18112650 File: 184 KB, 265x265, Vampire1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where would you want a vampire to bite you

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:36:31 2017 No.18112651 >>18108788 It's parallel canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:36:41 2017 No.18112653 >>18112638 >"Here's the pizza you ordered."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:37:21 2017 No.18112657 >>18112650 On the neck, platonically. As it should be.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:37:25 2017 No.18112658 >>18112615 All. Though a red or black one would be the bestest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:37:42 2017 No.18112662 File: 327 KB, 814x678, Hahaha, I can't read.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112615 Flat

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:38:19 2017 No.18112666 >>18112426 I'd keep her pudgy, don't get me wrong. Something about the difference in physique appeals to me in a weird way

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:40:38 2017 No.18112693 >>18112666 >Plump wife, strong husband The best. Gonna be the jovial lumberjack husband to my homely sweetie pie pudgy and very very fat-assed Troll wife.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:42:34 2017 No.18112716 File: 249 KB, 455x599, 455px-Vampire3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112657 >platonically But anon, they are the best at restraintful teasing. They are fighting the urge to drain you like a succubi's honeymoon with every drop.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:45:17 2017 No.18112732

>>18112666
>>18112693
This.
A strong husband with a pudgster wife is nice.
Also fitting for some girls who need to lose a fight before taking the husband.

>Strongfat hellhound getting closer to the latter half of that name with her big, muscled husband.
>Still engages in wrestlesex but enjoys how her husband's now getting atop her more and pounding her into the pillow.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:49:54 2017 No.18112772

>>18112716
My favorite part of Vampires.
>Set a rule that she can’t drain you until after midnight
>from 10PM on, she’s grinding straddling your lap, both clothed, hands around your head and raggedly breathing as she drags her fangs over your neck, crazy with desire and need, whispering out in desperate moans
>”Please... need it... dying without... just one bite... fulfill your every desire... just one bite lover... please...”
Hot damn I’m even getting aroused thinking of an hourglass bombshell vampire doing that to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:53:30 2017 No.18112791 >>18112650 On the neck, from the lotus position

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:54:33 2017 No.18112800 >>18112563 Please don’t put all this pressure on me. I’m gonna name her something stupid like ‘Amora Pur’ and have her stage name be ‘Amy Love’.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 17:59:12 2017 No.18112829 >>18112800 That lilim is pure love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:00:01 2017 No.18112835 >>18112829 Stop. I know it’s stupid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:01:23 2017 No.18112844 Reminder that lolinubis asses were meant to be bullied.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:02:25 2017 No.18112852 >>18112800 I love it Anon. I approve. Amy Love takes the stage!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:03:14 2017 No.18112858 Someone give me an automaton. I learned about the new SRW and god DAMN am I happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:04:01 2017 No.18112861 >>18112844 how can an anubis be a loli

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:05:41 2017 No.18112874 File: 351 KB, 862x1200, 260_valkyrie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112465 It's a simple one, but I still like it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:06:07 2017 No.18112880 >>18112861 By being young or joining the sabbath.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:06:14 2017 No.18112881

>>18112732
>go take your daughterus out on a hike with your Hellhound waifu
>you all get to the picnic area 6 miles away from your house
>after eating some lunch your waifu goes to play with your daughterus
>as she picks them both up you hear a loud ripping noise
>and you see that she’s ripped her favorite sweatshirt
>the next morning you see her lifting weights in the garage mumbling about “being on top next time”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:08:39 2017 No.18112900 >>18112881 Adorable. Would add extra protein to her meals, although I'd make her work for it. May need to do a squeeze check on her middle to see how she's going along though

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:11:13 2017 No.18112920 >>18112874 I don't suppose admitting I'm an atheist would help me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:11:30 2017 No.18112922 >>18112874 >Your god Away with ye wench, my god is Bahamut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:12:50 2017 No.18112935 >>18109454 I prefer the kiki version.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:13:01 2017 No.18112938 >>18112920 No, that just means you need a revelation. Now let her in and with your staff she'll perform God's wonders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:13:30 2017 No.18112942 >>18112874 This isn't the adventure I signed up for!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:13:34 2017 No.18112945 >>18112920 That's a raping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:14:21 2017 No.18112951 >>18112920 you go into the walrus pit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:15:15 2017 No.18112958 File: 170 KB, 850x922, dragons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no dragon harem of every color, including a zombie What's a guy gotta do to be blessed by the Dragon Goddesses around here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:17:02 2017 No.18112974 >>18112938 Does it include paizuri? >>18112951 Walrus Girls are probably cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:18:05 2017 No.18112983 >>18112958 >Implying dragons would share Good luck not fucking them and never having daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:18:05 2017 No.18112984 >>18112772 The best part is that she will have you that kind of sex-crazed for weeks if not months before she ever lets you take her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:18:27 2017 No.18112988 File: 415 KB, 1400x1400, IceQueen13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112465 Not a greentext, but there was a short story about anon passing through frozen wastelands looking for his daki and an Ice Queen asking if she can be his daki

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:18:53 2017 No.18112992

>>18112732
>pudgehound was often seen throwing her weight around at the nearby pub with her new boyfriend, an average looking man who seemed comfortable with her rowdiness
>fast forward several months and he's absolutely jacked and the hound looks ever so slightly pudgier, and now brags constantly about his prowess and gazes at him with hearts in her eyes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:20:58 2017 No.18113011 >>18112615 Pear-shaped Zombie

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:21:34 2017 No.18113018 >>18112465 Was booty wyvern this year or last year? I have a terrible grasp on time. >>18112874 Slutty valks are the best.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:22:06 2017 No.18113020 >>18112992 Flaming heart pupils are fantastic. That hound would get that fat ass of hers groped.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:23:19 2017 No.18113029 >>18112874 Why does she need to come in through my window? I thought she lived with me?

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:26:04 2017 No.18113049
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>>18109627
It is in my personal headcanon that a kikimora that's had more than one master, REGARDLESS of sexual experience, is sometimes called "dusty." because she is too unskilled as a maid to satisfy her master.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:29:34 2017 No.18113082 >>18113049 Ouch, now that's something offensive. poor kiki, maids deserve love or at least a decent payment for their duties.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:30:01 2017 No.18113090 >>18113049 Dusty sounds like an insult for a maid that has never had a master

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:30:06 2017 No.18113091 >>18113018 This I think. Still holds record for Fattest Ass. With her mother close behind

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:32:21 2017 No.18113108 >>18113049 I wouldn’t be able to deal with it. I’d hire on all the “sent back” Kikimoras from MGC Maid Central.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:33:37 2017 No.18113121 >>18112493 I made the pastebin but promptly forgot the actual link.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:33:57 2017 No.18113125 How does the trivia section work for the game show? What kind of knowledge is needed to succeed and win the monsterization and the boyfriend, if you’re single?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:35:44 2017 No.18113135 >>18113049 >>18113082 >>18113108 Oh god. I’d love to read that manga. Twelve disgraced, ‘sent back’ Kikimoras all find a second chance in a young, headstrong master. It’s called ‘The Dirty Dozen’.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:35:52 2017 No.18113136 >>18113091 That she does, even cuddlecat can't compare. Fat Bottomed Wyvern was fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:36:13 2017 No.18113137 >>18109627 For dragons I can think maybe call it "peasant, low-class" or just plain "poor". anything that does reference to their small treasure piles

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:36:23 2017 No.18113140 >>18113090 If she's a shitty maid the house will be dusty and so is she.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:37:41 2017 No.18113150
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>>18112465
>Be elementary school anon
>Chilling on the playground, minding your own ball and juice
>Start feelin tired
>Comfy looking pofu over there in the shade
>Pretty sure it's a harpy chick
>Doddle over and ask if you can sleep here too
>She mumbles something and fidgets but you catch an okay in there somewhere
>Super comfy, resting with her becomes daily
>None of the other kids get close for some reason
>Tell you she's "super scary" and refuse to be near you when she's around
>Plebs anon, all of them. None know of the childhood comfort that is Pofu.
>Give pofu friend cheerio necklace because you'll be BFFs

>Be office worker anon years later
>Job's a normal 9-5 grind dealing with crap clients over the phone and number crunching
>Still it pays great and you feel lucky to have landed the position
>You were a little hesitant at first, supposedly the company is notorious for sexual harassment and that tends to drive men away
>You've only had to deal with one incident so far on your first day with a minotaur but you haven't seen her since
>Now that you think of it your MG coworkers seem to be going out of their way to avoid you
>The only exception is when they contact with you for work related assignments, and even those are short and to the point
>Well, there's also that Griffon security guard
>She always seems to hang around the door to your office
>You ask her about it but she says she's just on patrol and walks off, coming back 10-15 minutes later
>She insists that she has the best view of the floor from the front your cubicle
>Is her necklace made of cheerios? Weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:38:53 2017 No.18113165 >>18113137 >anything that does reference to their small treasure piles That sounds so euphemistic. It's great I bet it works even better on flatties >Hey look, it's board hoard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:39:43 2017 No.18113172 >>18109627 You're ugly "no wonder you have to rape your victims"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:40:41 2017 No.18113181 >>18113108 Be careful, Anon. They might try too hard to keep you happy out of fear of being sent back again. And if you have multiple Kikis like that, expect some intense competition. It's survival of the maidest for them at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:42:15 2017 No.18113194 >>18112880 And young is the superior option, because if she's a member of the sabbath she's probably already lewd, which means you don't get to make a pure anubis to moan like a slut while she involuntarily makes sexy faces.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:42:56 2017 No.18113198 >>18113181 Sounds like a recipe for disaster! All those yans trying as hard as they can to not be the one to disappoint master!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:44:41 2017 No.18113208 >>18113198 a recipe for the perfect reality show. just imagine...

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:45:52 2017 No.18113217

>>18113181
Well the good thing for them is that I’m very laid back and if you just put your heart into it I won’t mind as long as your helping me. I would hope they would all figure out what they’re good at and work on those specific traits.
Basically working together to become one competent maid.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:46:11 2017 No.18113219
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>All kiki biker gang
>They call themselves the "Duster Devils"
>They run a bar that's a front for they're real business, running illegal cleaning supplies.
>They let 10 year old anon do his homework in one of the booths.
>Sometimes Mary, one of the barkeeps, will come over and help him if it's not too busy.
>He's their unofficial mascot.
>They generally fawn over him like a bunch of big sisters because his dad is a drunk and his mother died a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:48:17 2017 No.18113231 kikivirus.exe is not malware! She keeps all of your files neat and tidy! You didn't need that porn anyway, you have her now!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:48:48 2017 No.18113234 >>18113125 General questions about Mamono history and culture and more specialized questions depending on the theme of the episode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:51:03 2017 No.18113252 >>18113219 >They break into homes and clean them by force

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:51:56 2017 No.18113261 >>18113231 Kikirus actually gets rid of all your porn and forces you to stop fapping so you can get a wife already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:54:01 2017 No.18113270 >>18113140 I think 'cleaning lady' works better

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:54:32 2017 No.18113276 >>18113234 >The great Ōmukade was defeated with an arrow coated in _____

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:55:13 2017 No.18113283 for those with undead lovers, whatever you do never gift them flowers or any plant at all. they specially hate peas in their food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:55:45 2017 No.18113287 >>18113150 Griffon-chan makes my dick feel patriotic

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:56:11 2017 No.18113291

>>18113219
>Kikis well known and feared for their gangcleans
>Where they strip innocent anons naked and throw them into the back of their van which has been fitted with great expense to be a bathroom
>where anon is forcibly lathered up with soap by a gang of kikis an washed, his hair being shapoo'd and conditioned too, not an inch of him undefiled as he's unceremoniously left on the street side, squeaky clean

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:57:27 2017 No.18113300 >>18113283 >Waifu not enjoying it when I bring her a bouquet of flowers bought off an undead dryad That's where you're wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:57:57 2017 No.18113301 >>18113291 Why would they do that? You'd just get dirty again immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:58:50 2017 No.18113307 >>18113301 >Implying they didn't clean the sidewalk too

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 18:59:56 2017 No.18113313 >>18113136 She sure was. Scandalous loli sex rearing AND gigantic, humongous, chair obliterating, scale breaking booty. It was a blast

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:00:01 2017 No.18113314 >>18113219 >Get pulled over by the cops >Military grade bleach in trunk >Sweating intensifies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:06:45 2017 No.18113351 >>18113313 Oh yeah. And it went off into wife raising as she got older.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:07:45 2017 No.18113356 https://www.deviantart.com/art/A-Lily-Transformation-501218868

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:09:43 2017 No.18113365 >>18112988 Ice foxes are for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:11:09 2017 No.18113379 >>18113219 >One day they decide to "fix" anon's dad >Invade his home at night >Get rid of all the beer and drugs, clean up the place and make sure to cuddle him so he wakes up with a lot of energy His transformation would be a sight to see.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:12:07 2017 No.18113383 >>18113365 So are fire foxes, water foxes, wind foxes, earth foxes, dark foxes, etc.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:14:32 2017 No.18113399 >>18113219 The drive that poor Beelzebub Policewoman crazy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:15:04 2017 No.18113403 File: 174 KB, 420x700, 52583154_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113383 Don't forget the dairy foxes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:15:22 2017 No.18113404 >>18113276 Saliva?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:16:42 2017 No.18113418 >>18113404 You win the prize.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:17:37 2017 No.18113427 >>18113418 The prize is a wife isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:18:02 2017 No.18113432 >>18113418 Was I right? What’s the prize?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:22:30 2017 No.18113464 >>18113313 Scandalous loli sex is the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:23:22 2017 No.18113472 >>18112638 >”You realize that incubi still count as men right?” >”SHUT UP! I kept my virginity for this moment, don’t ruin it for me!” >”Sheesh, fine. Just wanted to let you know that there’s a Unicorn out here who says you’re a cutie.”

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:24:34 2017 No.18113482 >>18113403 A Fox Hathorite Priestess!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:28:10 2017 No.18113516 >>18113403 Could there, theoretically be, dairy breeds of all MGs? Just imagine the possibilities. >dairy breed Sea Bishop >dairy breed Mantis >dairy breed Lilim

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:29:30 2017 No.18113529

>Don’t be scared of your monsters. Just look for them.
>Look to the left, look to the right, look under your bed, look under your closet.
>But never look up. She hates being seen.
This is really less spooky when you think of monster girls. Who are they anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:29:57 2017 No.18113532 File: 519 KB, 700x952, SeaBishop1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113516 >dairy breed Sea Bishop

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:30:16 2017 No.18113534 >>18113464 It’s a huge reason why I would want to become a teacher in MGC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:30:19 2017 No.18113535 >>18113529 >Nervous Nightgaunt-chan looking down from the ceiling >"...!!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:31:22 2017 No.18113548 File: 154 KB, 1400x1175, kiki milkmaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113516 If chesty Baphomets exist, I don't think it's a stretch. Just look for those descended from Hathor worshippers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:31:47 2017 No.18113554 >>18113529 dairy alice?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:34:48 2017 No.18113580 >>18113554 Oppai loli

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:36:16 2017 No.18113586 File: 1.06 MB, 1640x1160, 1506402701948.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113516 Dairy White Horns Dairy Succubi Dairy Liches Dairy Wights Dairy Dragons

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:36:53 2017 No.18113591 >>18113535 I want to bully Nightgaunt-chan with a flashlight!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:37:02 2017 No.18113592 >>18113586 >Dairy White Horns I’ll take three please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:38:02 2017 No.18113605 >>18113586 Would you suck on a Hathorite Lich's tits and make her moan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:38:37 2017 No.18113608 File: 151 KB, 925x748, 1486939254646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113586 Dairy dragons are dangerous.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:39:03 2017 No.18113611

>>18113591
>She flails her arms comically trying to swat the light away, having come from a place where light didn't exist and not knowing how it works
>Eventually you see tears falling from her eyes as she whimpers and tries to hide her face from the light
>Its a sad, pathetic sound, like a sickly, mewling fawn with two voices
>You almost feel like you can make out words in it
>"...Mean! ...Bully! ...Noo!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:39:18 2017 No.18113614 >>18113586 >>18113605 I don't know what undead milk tastes like, but it can't be good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:39:29 2017 No.18113615 >>18113535 I will drag her down and lick her all over. [spoilers]She's pretty much "my fetish the MG" [/spoilers]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:39:58 2017 No.18113618 >>18113548 I want a meaty kiki milk maid that I can call my cow.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:41:19 2017 No.18113621

>>18113615
Thankfully, if you're her husband, that would actually calm her down a fair amount.
>Start running your tongue over her body, and she breathes a sigh of relief, clingily wrapping her legs around you and lightly humping your leg while staring intensely at the top of your head as you lick away at her

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:41:39 2017 No.18113622

>>18113591
Thats not how you bully her
You pretend you don't see her then when she lets her guard down you turn around and hug hee.
Take her to places with lots of people like parks
Make her sing at a bar with you infront of everyone
Take her to tons of diners.
Take her to the mall and buy her icecream.
Join a gameshow and Propose to her on national tv

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:42:02 2017 No.18113624 >>18113580 diary fairy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:42:08 2017 No.18113625 >>18113611 Awww yiss, that's the stuff. Pull her down by her tail. Don't be afraid, STEPINTOTHELIGHT.smaug

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:43:27 2017 No.18113637 >>18112056 Anon comes home from his business trip only to find that his anubis wife got drunk and built a pyramid in the backyard. AGAIN.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:46:08 2017 No.18113662 >>18113608 >Dairy dragons are dangerous Dangerously cute.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:49:54 2017 No.18113681 >>18113637 Better than having a Pharaoh as a wife. She keeps "conquering" the neighbors gardens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:53:36 2017 No.18113697 File: 10 KB, 480x480, Floodlight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Nightgaunts no thanks

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:54:48 2017 No.18113706 >>18113614 It'd taste sweet and refreshing because there's no way mamono mana would allow any girls milk to taste bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:55:49 2017 No.18113711 >>18113697 You realize that flood lights wouldn’t actually help you right? Also, don’t waste images.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:56:29 2017 No.18113714 File: 126 KB, 665x900, 1513871090420.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113697 >not wanting to be able to molest your wife's entire body at once

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:56:55 2017 No.18113719

>>18113622
>Make her sing at a bar in front of everyone

>Make Nightgaunt-chan go up on stage at the bar on open mic night
>She pleads with her eyes to not go up but you force her to because you're a bully
>The rowdy crowd is laughing at the nervous thing up on stage standing awkwardly, holding the microphone right up against her mouth and glancing around with shame and fear
>Jeers and hoots and hollars all around... but another sound too
>Faint, so faint its like a creaking door on the other end of the house at night
>"Some... w-where... ver the... nbow..."
>Tell the crowd to quiet down, and Nightgaunt chan gulps with her eyes closed, trembling
>Notice her goo has parted just a bit around her mouth and she's making the light, faint, cracked squeaky noise... her own voice
>"...Way... up... igh... nd... mmh... dreams tha... dreamed of... nce... lullab... by..."
>She's shivering, but dammit, she's trying because she thinks its what you want

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:59:21 2017 No.18113731 >>18113719 THIS IS TOO MUCH BULLYING

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:59:46 2017 No.18113734 File: 434 KB, 1200x1722, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >draw a girl >call it a boy Why is this allowed?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 19:59:50 2017 No.18113735 >>18113534 >It’s a huge reason why I would want to become a teacher in MGC. Would you do it to fuck countless little monster schoolgirls or to meet a wife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:00:59 2017 No.18113742 >>18113714 Chaos girls are bad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:02:13 2017 No.18113752 >>18113734 >That boy I guess alps are okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:02:35 2017 No.18113755 >>18113735 Not him, but I'd do it to fuck countless little monster girls and then have countless little monster wives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:03:48 2017 No.18113758 >>18113734 Because women bullying girly males is hot. I can forgive those sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:03:55 2017 No.18113759 File: 561 KB, 1000x1420, 1486539575198.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113742 This anon is confused. Please disregard his post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:04:43 2017 No.18113764 >>18113714 Why don't people like Selkies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:05:00 2017 No.18113766 >>18113472 >Just wanted to let you know that there’s a Unicorn out here who says you’re a cutie.” Oh pleeeaase miss monster. Let me end my celibacy to go fuck a horse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:05:39 2017 No.18113771 File: 1.19 MB, 885x1299, sw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113714 >not wanting your wife to be able to molest your entire body at once

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:06:46 2017 No.18113778 >>18113771 I love her face in this. >"I seriously hope you don't do this, husband~" >"What's 'this'?" >"Spill your seed anywhere but in mee~!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:06:48 2017 No.18113780 Little monstergirl daughterus in unspeakably lewd outfits!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:08:38 2017 No.18113793 >>18113759 Flayer-chan knows how to fix confused little Anons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:10:55 2017 No.18113806 >>18113735 Both. I’d wonder who I’d fall to first? The nerdy Succubus class president? The gyaru delinquent Jinko? Or the CC White Horn nurse?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:12:15 2017 No.18113813 >>18113586 Dairy Dark Mages

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:12:24 2017 No.18113815 >>18113778 "I literally can't, my entire body is inside of you." "I know!" >>18113764 Because they're basically just human girls in a fursuit. I don't care because they're still attractive women with a monster's mentality and physiology.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:12:45 2017 No.18113819 >>18113780 A tired subject.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:14:01 2017 No.18113826 File: 786 KB, 850x1200, 63644798_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113780 Okay, but what about accidentally lewd outfits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:14:44 2017 No.18113831 >>18113780 >>18113819 What would the most risqué thing you’d allow your daughterus to wear when they’re going out? Or would you be a total degenerate and allow them to walk around commando?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:16:16 2017 No.18113843 What goodies will C93 yield?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:17:27 2017 No.18113849 >>18113826 I'm not him but golly gee gosh anon, that outfit really gets to me in my sweet spot. >>18113831 Probably just a normal latex catsuit, or maybe her bitchsuit but only at like a fetish con or something.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:17:37 2017 No.18113850

>>18113813
>A shadow looms over shota anon as he plays with his friends at the park
>He sees on their faces the look of utter terror and amazement at what is casting the humongous shadow(s) over him
>And so the hour has arrived
>She... has come.

>"Ara! Hello otouto~! How are your friends doing today? Ah, take a few steps back, I can't see you from this angle, fufufu!"
>Anon's friend whispers to anon's other friend
>"Those are no moons! Those are...!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:18:43 2017 No.18113858 >when your university professor is a 1000 year old Gold Dragon >she keeps you after class for extra lessons

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:18:44 2017 No.18113859 >>18113843 The next part of the Moth doujin for starters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:19:14 2017 No.18113864 >>18113850 I can't ever imagine non-Zipanguese big sister types actively calling their younger brother figures otouto's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:19:48 2017 No.18113870 >>18113815 Fweehee, Sandworm-wife is so smart! S M R T!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:20:50 2017 No.18113878 >>18113864 Maybe its a slang they picked up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:21:13 2017 No.18113881 >>18113858 >1000 years old Surprised that gold dragon isn't a zombie dragon, isn't she a few hundred years past her expiration date? >>18113864 Wouldn't non-zip monsters using that kind of dialect just look like weebs to other monsters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:23:51 2017 No.18113899 >>18113831 My daughterus will all dress conservatively as nuns until they are married.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:26:14 2017 No.18113912

>>18113881
>Wouldn't non-zip monsters using that kind of dialect just look like weebs to other monsters?
It's cultural and situational. I'm from an area where of you used "uber" (this was before the service) in a sentence you didn't sound like a Nazi you sounded like a valley girl. For example, basically anyone in the Sabbath could use onii-chan without sounding strange in my headcanon, the reverse onee-san group would probably do the same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:27:56 2017 No.18113926 >>18113912 >anyone in the sabbath could use onii-chan I feel like they should just settle for whatever region's equivalent of big-bro is and go off of that instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:28:39 2017 No.18113933 >>18113881 If we're going by the draconomicon, which I assume we are, Silver Dragons can live up to 4200 years. So a 1000 year Gold Dragon would be old, but not really that old.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:29:10 2017 No.18113938 >>18113831 What kind of a question is that, man?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:29:39 2017 No.18113940 >>18113933 Oh my bad, I assumed dragons were in the 600-700 lifespan range. I'm not really sure why I assumed that, but it was my guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:34:09 2017 No.18113961 >>18113586 Dairy Kejourou Dairy Fairies Dairy Slimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:35:32 2017 No.18113970 >>18113961 Dairy Baphos for goat's milk Dairy Satyrs for goat's milk (alcoholic)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:35:52 2017 No.18113973 >>18113961 >Dairy Fairies I’ll take a whole pack of them complete with Dairy Titania.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:36:12 2017 No.18113977 >>18113815 You'd be hard pressed to find any place safer than a Sandworm. The world above can go to hell in a handbasket and all she's gotta do is dig deep and hunker down with hubby.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:37:17 2017 No.18113984 >>18113771 If you impregnate a sandworm does the woman get pregnant and spits out a baby inside the mouth or does the worm do?

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:37:25 2017 No.18113987

>>18113940
There are all sorts of different sources, and a dragon at 1000 would be considered "Ancient" and rather rare, but in terms of natural lifespans/Twilight most dragons will live over 1000 years. One source I found for Lifespan rules lists "the lifespan rule is charisma times 50 plus 1200 years for Chromatic dragons and charisma times 100 plus 1200 years for Metallic dragons."
This isn't taking into account Dragons that die non-natural deaths though, either to humans or other dragons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:37:57 2017 No.18113994 >>18113970 Would Stayro’s breastmilk just be a glorified White Russian?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:37:58 2017 No.18113995 >>18113970 I would love some dairy baphos. Small, chunky, and with bigs breasts that belie how cute they act

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:38:42 2017 No.18114000 >>18113711 For fucks sake, it's not a waste if it's directly related to the contents of a post

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:39:04 2017 No.18114004 >>18113984 the former i'd think

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:39:45 2017 No.18114009 >>18113984 I imagine the human-sized part gives birth to a sandworm egg.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:40:42 2017 No.18114018

>>18113926
That isn't as cute and racks impact. Or at least I think, but I'm a shameless weeb and my headcanon need have no effect on yours.

>>18113984
It'd have to be the former. Watching the letter with your waifu stretching enough to pet out every a baby sandworm would be more disgusting than normal birth already is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:41:51 2017 No.18114027 >>18114018 Consider proofreading before you post m8.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:41:58 2017 No.18114028 >>18113984 Eggs are hatched inside the motherworm, where parents take care of it until the daughters size exceeds reasonable capacity. They travel together a while further until they the daughter is self-sufficient and then go their separate ways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:44:12 2017 No.18114040 >>18113970 >dairy Baphos Is it bad my dream harem consists of a dairy Bapho, dairy Demon and a Basilisk that loves to cook?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:44:13 2017 No.18114041 >>18113973 They'd still be able to produce a pretty good amount of milk considering.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:45:00 2017 No.18114047

>>18114009
I’ve always imagined a Sandworm is formed in their mothers like pearls in oysters.
>sand gets caught in sandworm’s body
>it creates an itch that she can’t scratch
>after many times of her husband “scratching” her itch a baby is formed around the grain of sand
>the sand helps make the basis for their outer shells
Call it autism. Call it fucking stupid. It’s how I see it happening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:45:40 2017 No.18114050 >>18114047 That's actually really cute anon, good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:46:19 2017 No.18114057 File: 268 KB, 885x461, later at the bar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18112551 >>16803870 Quite a number of patrons at the bar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:47:32 2017 No.18114061 >>18114047 That's fucking stupid and also results in daughterus growing on random parts of you're waifu like cysts. The idea is cute until you start to think about it, but ick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:50:23 2017 No.18114074 File: 218 KB, 1199x834, DQDTYjyVAAE_MrZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18113843

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:51:45 2017 No.18114083 >>18114047 This is the worst thing imaginable. The daughter would just be growing out of the mother. Please never come on here ever again. I hope your entire family dies in a fire so that this world can be rid of your filth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 20:59:14 2017 No.18114135 >>18113806 A lilim or anubis with a hime cut would make a good class president. But whatever the case, she would get a long and deep loli anal session in the supply closet

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:01:30 2017 No.18114155 >>18114135 Doing anal with loli MGs is good shit my dude.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:05:11 2017 No.18114191 >>18114057 That Automaton has big honkers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:05:43 2017 No.18114199 File: 5 KB, 1678x51, 1da948e8-15f0-4c51-981b-efb98a325d3c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114047 That's not how it works you fucking nigger.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:09:34 2017 No.18114241

>>18113973
>>18114041

>At maid cafe, order a coffee.
>Your hostess asks if you would like fresh milk with it.
>Of course you would....wait "fresh"?
>She gives a sharp whistle.
>The soft fluttering of tiny struggling wings announces the entrance of a topless Hathorite fairy
>She comes to a hover over your piping hot mug and begins to tease her dripping mounds into a minuscule torrent of rich white cream
>The absurdness before you calls to mind the image of a helicopter dousing a forest fire
>She gives a relieved sigh as her flow tapers off into its final droplets
>Then she glides down onto your cloth napkin, where she falls asleep lying on her back with her tits hanging out
>The hostess bows and begs you to enjoy your coffee before heading off to help another customer
>You take a sip...
>"This is actually quite nice." you muse aloud as you tickle the resting fairy's tummy with your free hand

Ah yes, this is the cute/lewd I come here for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:19:32 2017 No.18114312 File: 178 KB, 796x750, No Jinko or cheshire loi will growl as she eats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:20:48 2017 No.18114322 >>18114312 >She eats it Well-done >With Ketchup.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:22:23 2017 No.18114331 >>18114322 People enjoy their steaks however they please. Quit being such a snob over eating mostly raw meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:23:38 2017 No.18114340 File: 54 KB, 180x135, c@.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114331 Superpleb detected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:24:48 2017 No.18114347 File: 162 KB, 800x1116, fcfe2bc336635caeb5d6fca512e15dbd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114331 Ha ha. No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:25:06 2017 No.18114349 >>18114057 >>18114074 I can't believe people disliked Succubi at one point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:26:34 2017 No.18114363 >>18114340 >>18114347 >Thinking rare or medium rare steaks are good >Thinking well done are shit >Thinking that the almost gelatinous texture is GOOD

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:28:31 2017 No.18114371 File: 1.23 MB, 1200x1600, be40d72014ebac9002c900d975812ccc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114363 t. Someone who has never had a good steak. https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1669002

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:28:36 2017 No.18114372

>>18111804
>Monsterized AI
This is one of my favorite ideas to play with, in terms of the MG setting-space. They're pretty much ghost-like entities, except they strictly possess electronic/computronic equipment. They'd likely be ambitious, pursuing their own technological development to better interact with their husband/target.
Is she friendly and supportive, just trying to help you live your life better than before, a model robot girlfriend? Is she aggressive, taking charge of aspects of your life with an army of bodies and manipulating everything, because she knows what's best for you? Or is she even insane, jealous, so paranoid of the outside world that she force-uploads you into her personal virtual reality?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:29:09 2017 No.18114378 >>18114371 You should know better than to dignify people who eat shoe leather with responses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:29:40 2017 No.18114385 >18114363 We cant agree on anything else, why would you assume anyone here would agree with you on the doneness of a steak? Baito desu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:29:56 2017 No.18114391 >>18113933 Could a dragon, vampire or lich live long enough to remember pre-Dl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:32:45 2017 No.18114410 >>18114372 Have you seen Gatebox? Looks good. I’d like her to be like a techno-kiki, trying to help me improve and, given my field of study, help me learn enough to help more of her kind or give her a physical form.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:36:13 2017 No.18114435

>>18114391
There are definetly many pre-DL monsters hanging about in the current MGE era, mostly immortal ones who have figured out a way to cheat death for all of those years or were immortal from their birth.

I'd imagine many would be of those species, tho there must be other s like succubi who have managed to exploit the SE/DE loophole to achieve immortality like the Demon Lord did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:45:34 2017 No.18114490 >>18114349 I don't really like any monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:47:00 2017 No.18114499 >>18114490 Honest question, why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:47:39 2017 No.18114502 >>18114490 Then why are you even here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:49:35 2017 No.18114515 >>18114499 >>18114502 I like their designs, but I can't really see myself having a good relationship with one. Thankfully they'll never be real.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:50:03 2017 No.18114521 >>18114490 Then stick around. You’re bound to find one that catches your fancy. I thought I’d never get a waifu. Now I’m the husbando of a game show host Lilim. Some things tend to work out on it’s own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:51:23 2017 No.18114529 File: 356 KB, 1448x1483, 1467516270662.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wendigos aren't picky about their meat, just don't walk around with cooked meat in a winter forest

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:54:42 2017 No.18114558

>>18114349
Thing is, in MGE where all the monsters are sex maniacs a monster whose gimmick is being a sex maniac is the plainest of plain, the dullest of dull. People disdained them for it. Then they bullied them for it. Then looking at the sad, bullied succubi the swelling in their pants made them realize being plain and unwanted can be an interesting gimmick in itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:56:12 2017 No.18114574 >>18114515 One piece of advice, always check out other franchises. We’re very MGE heavy and don’t discuss a lot else. Keep looking around. Unless you’re one of those “Noone could ever love me” fags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 21:57:42 2017 No.18114584 >>18114515 You know there are more monster girls than the ones in MGE, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:01:25 2017 No.18114602 >>18114584 MGE girls are the only ones worth talking about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:05:16 2017 No.18114632 >>18114602 My waifu digresses. I slap her in MGE anyway since it's just a better setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:05:25 2017 No.18114635 >>18114602 Bad taste

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:08:11 2017 No.18114655 >>18114529 What happens if a Wendigo marries a staunch vegan?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:09:46 2017 No.18114666 >>18114655 We've been over this before, MAMONOMANA fixes mental illnesses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:11:16 2017 No.18114682 >>18114666 OK Ted Nugent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:11:47 2017 No.18114688 >>18114529 What if i walk around in a suit of honey ham?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:13:24 2017 No.18114703 >>18114655 Monster mojo cures such faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:14:38 2017 No.18114710 >>18114688 You get featured on Lescatie's Funniest Home Videos

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:15:29 2017 No.18114715 File: 156 KB, 850x1200, eat meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114682 Please, anon. We're anonymous, we can be honest here. We all know veganism is a disease of the mind.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:15:39 2017 No.18114718 >>18114655 An alp in the forest is what happens.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:17:37 2017 No.18114726 >>18114718 If a bear alps in the woods does it make a sound?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:18:00 2017 No.18114731 Nothing better than a buff, muscled monster girl in a negligee sitting on her bed and 'inviting' you to join her. No lewds, she just uses you like a teddy bear all evening.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:21:23 2017 No.18114753 >>18114726 Yes, because Alps always make a sound. They go "KYAA."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:21:25 2017 No.18114754 >>18114726 >vegan bear

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:22:36 2017 No.18114764 >>18114753 I want to flip an Alp's skirt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:23:34 2017 No.18114767 >>18114731 There are going to be lewds happening in that situation regardless. My loins will manage it on their own even if she and I choose not to participate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:24:19 2017 No.18114769 >>18114764 Enjoy your short shorts/bike shorts

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:24:25 2017 No.18114770 >>18114764 I want to flip a jinkos skirt and hear her kyaa. I be Lich-san does the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:25:01 2017 No.18114773 >>18114754 I think you could manage it just with dairy protein. Do vegans eat dairy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:25:02 2017 No.18114775 File: 418 KB, 780x1200, 1436032561569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114731 You'd better like it, because lord knows she really had to push herself to do it!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:26:13 2017 No.18114784 >>18114770 >Flip a lich's skirt >"..." >"..." >"...Kyaa?" >YFW she didn't care enough to wear underwear and she's still it surprised

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:26:30 2017 No.18114787 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that Kamaitachi don't need to have alliterative or highly similar names, its just highly recommended

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:27:23 2017 No.18114794 >>18114655 Natural selection.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:27:33 2017 No.18114795 >>18114775 That she did. She's probably lucky I'm hugged so tight that I can barely move so I can't see her goofy, but content, smile >>18114784 Lich-san is lewd

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:28:49 2017 No.18114803 >>18114769 Don't you worry about that. I most certainly will.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:29:03 2017 No.18114805 >>18114775 she should do more pushups, cause when your pecs are tight feelings cant get inside you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:33:47 2017 No.18114834 File: 443 KB, 1000x860, Lich113.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114784 >What are you doing? >The pants just get in the way of my experiments, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:36:50 2017 No.18114853 >>18114834 >The pants just get in the way of my experiments ...define experiments

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:38:37 2017 No.18114863 >>18114853 The MGE version of "How Many Licks it Takes to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop" is one of them

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:39:10 2017 No.18114871 >>18114834 Having that big, jiggling Lich ass, bouncing around the lab naked makes it hard for her apprentice to concentrate on work.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:41:26 2017 No.18114881 What happens to pre-DL lichs who used to be male before becoming a bag o bones? Does a lich king become a lich queen?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:41:36 2017 No.18114883 >>18114558 Anon's dick grew three sizes that day.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:44:36 2017 No.18114901

>>18114834
Y'know, Liches are the whole reason I can no longer say I would never touch any undead.
Damn kuus are my weakness.

In fact, I don't think there's any Type of MGs left that doesn't have at least one member I would fug.
So this is what corruption feels like.

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:45:49 2017 No.18114906

>>18114881
There was that one story about a thief delving into an ancient labyrinth for treasure and coming across an ancient male Minotaur from the Pre-DL era. He was being kept untouched by the DL's mamomo mana changes because of a seal/enchantment in the labytinth paled there to help him protect the treasures he was meant to safeguard, or something.

Interesting premise. Really awkward when he eventually crossed the seal's range limit and raped the guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:46:35 2017 No.18114909 File: 91 KB, 800x509, 7bSQRN9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This kills the meido.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:46:39 2017 No.18114911 >>18114883 Creepy. I was going to put that in place of the 'swelling in their pants' part but I rewrote it because it sounded awkward. Get out of my head, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:52:35 2017 No.18114933 >>18114655 Vegans are awful people, vegetarians are a little bit better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:53:45 2017 No.18114942 >>18114906 Wait did he become she before rape?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:54:06 2017 No.18114945 File: 164 KB, 1000x1000, Wendy present.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114933 How do you know a vegan just entered the room? Cause they told you without you even asking

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:55:43 2017 No.18114952 >>18114942 Yeah. Crossing the seal's barrier Succubizes him into a MG Mino almost instantly, if I remember correctly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:55:45 2017 No.18114953 >>18114945 Remember to wash and brush your wendigos! This has been a public service announcement.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:57:33 2017 No.18114965 >>18114906 Got a link?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:58:53 2017 No.18114972 >>18114965 Don't remeber the Author's name or the story's, but I'm sure you can find it in the Wordpress on OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:59:07 2017 No.18114973 >>18114945 No I'm not, I just said that vegetarians are better then vegans, since the one person I do know who's vegatarian rather then vegan is because she can't eat meat without getting sick. Vegans are usually the ones who brag about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 22:59:35 2017 No.18114975 File: 200 KB, 580x680, boxermershark_by_gotokundayo-dbhbifd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:00:22 2017 No.18114978 >>18114972 Nevermind, I think i found the pastebin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:01:12 2017 No.18114981 If you brought a laser pointer into the monster girl world, do you think MGs would try and chase it around?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:02:54 2017 No.18114989 >>18114953 Ever tried to get a little Wendigo into a bath? That's where the unearthly screams associated with the species come from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:03:10 2017 No.18114991 >>18114981 >Control the behavior of some MGE like nothing >Tell em that if they cant catch it they cant marry him >Constant pain, sorrow and bullying across anywhere

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:03:20 2017 No.18114992

You know the one.

The one fetish.

The one where the girl is a tomboy school bully who harrases the boys at school.
The one where she does so because she is too embarrased or clueless about her lustful thoughts about boys (you specially), and doesn't know how to properly express herself and deal with those emotions.

Tell me 'bout it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:03:32 2017 No.18114994 >>18114975 >"you gotta boop the nose kid!" >"BOOP THE NOSE!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:04:23 2017 No.18115000 >>18114975 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oFl_2p_LHU

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:04:24 2017 No.18115001 File: 420 KB, 821x1021, roughhound.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18114992 Basically hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:05:26 2017 No.18115007 >>18115000 >bap

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:05:52 2017 No.18115010 File: 194 KB, 787x1092, 1502645353056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How would you de-smug your waifu with just words?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:06:36 2017 No.18115015 >>18114991 I'm more thinking of bringing it to random events like a vampire's party and have the entire thing stop because all the monsters drop what their doing to catch the red dot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:08:59 2017 No.18115025 >>18115010 >"I'm worthless and I'm going to hang myself"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:09:25 2017 No.18115026 >>18115015 Monster Girls are not cats. Not even monster girls of the feline family are cats. The only one that I might see this working on is on a Cait Sith that used to be a cat once, and ran after red dots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:11:06 2017 No.18115035 >>18115026 It would be funny if they did behave like cats or dogs around red dots. Imagine an epic battle between a pharaoh and an apophis stopping because a red dot showed up and they decided to drop what their doing and chase it around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:12:15 2017 No.18115038 >>18115035 They're not even felines anon they have no time for such games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:12:29 2017 No.18115040 >>18115026 Nekomata too, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:13:33 2017 No.18115048 >>18115038 I'm just saying it would be funny if that were the case. I think the beastman types might actually do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:13:40 2017 No.18115050 >>18115010 >"Before you say anything else, let me take a sip from my patented 'Revengeance™:Super-Concentrated Rage Mushroom Elixir™' that I have so cleverly concealed within this seemingly inocuous water bottle."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:15:07 2017 No.18115055 >>18115010 'you turned me gay'

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:17:05 2017 No.18115067

>>18115035
>>18115040
Nekomatas and other monster girls are smart enough to know it's just a point f light you're shining with a lamp.

Now imagine a wild, uncivilized Jinko who just kidnapped and dragged you into her rape-cave and has never seen much of modern technology go after one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:17:43 2017 No.18115074 File: 51 KB, 600x882, c3d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Excuse me, do you have a minute to listen to the word of our lord and savior Poseidon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:19:32 2017 No.18115084 >>18115074 sure why not. want some tea?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:20:41 2017 No.18115090 >>18115010 >"Let's have a kid."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:20:59 2017 No.18115092 >>18115074 Come back when you have an unagi joro with you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:21:59 2017 No.18115104 >>18115026 I want to make a jinko jump for a dot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvsa2kzXRqI

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:24:59 2017 No.18115117 >>18115104 Looks like tanuki would do it too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4g3b0w_41k

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:28:55 2017 No.18115136 >>18114871 Liches with their dress code would end up using a lot of time providing stress relief for their apprentice so he can focus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:30:29 2017 No.18115137 Friendly reminder that Licking Fruits will turn your daughterus in to complete oral sluts. How horrible!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:30:40 2017 No.18115138 >>18115117 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2De_nXbsn8

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:31:33 2017 No.18115142 >>18115137 I can think of no better gift for their future husbands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:32:34 2017 No.18115146 >>18115137 >not raising a little blowjob machine It's like you don't even want days of peaceful prosperity ahead of you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:33:39 2017 No.18115149 >>18115137 Licking fruits are the easy, lame way to do that anon, my daughteru is an oral slut because I trained her the old-fashioned way!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:35:16 2017 No.18115163 File: 51 KB, 247x440, 1426387836251.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Sexualizing the daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:35:49 2017 No.18115166 >>18115138 Well, at least foxes will chase lasers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqmOzfg9gGQ Still, I think it would be funny if a lilim gets sidetracked in her plans because a laser pointer showed up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:38:05 2017 No.18115179 >>18115163 This is /mgt/ anon, that stuff is ok here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:38:34 2017 No.18115186 >>18115163 She is adopted

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:39:05 2017 No.18115188 >>18115166 foxes chasing a laser makes me imagine a dignified fox trying not to show interest in a laser pointer zipping around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:41:49 2017 No.18115198 File: 441 KB, 964x1400, tumblr_p1niszXDC31vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:41:52 2017 No.18115200

Hypothetical question here, if you were a highschooler walking home in MGC and you saw a lanky teenage Baphomet making obscene hand gestures at you and faking a blowjob while a chubby Apophis in a sweater blushes and tries to tell her off, would you go say hi?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:42:52 2017 No.18115204 >>18115163 It's good stuff >>18115200 no way dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:44:04 2017 No.18115210 >>18115200 my highschooler self would avoid contact with most MGs most likely

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:44:06 2017 No.18115212 File: 83 KB, 216x198, 1434870146806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115163 I don't delude myself into thinking she's not going to have a husband someday. Kids grow up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:44:20 2017 No.18115214 >>18115200 No, I'd probaby be too embarrased and briskyly walk back home to masturbate like crazy to softcore porn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:44:48 2017 No.18115217 >>18115204 You got something against teenage Baphomets anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:45:51 2017 No.18115220 >>18115214 You're probably going to get targeted for teasing from my tomboy Baphomet adopteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:46:23 2017 No.18115222 >>18115200 no way fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:46:24 2017 No.18115223 >>18115217 The best body age for a Bapho is 6.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:47:17 2017 No.18115225 >>18115223 Sabbath shill get out and stay away from my daughteru.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:47:48 2017 No.18115228 >>18115198 >Look at that blizzard. There's no way you can go home tonight! >How about staying in that cabin with me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:50:06 2017 No.18115243 >>18115142 I mean, maybe a fruit that would turn them into anal sluts... >>18115188 [Ear flicking intensifies] >>18115228 >Cold outside >Cold inside A man can't win. She'd at least better make good hot chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:52:39 2017 No.18115248 >>18115198 What's with all this wonderful yuki love recently

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:53:08 2017 No.18115251 >>18115248 it's cold

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:54:12 2017 No.18115255 File: 116 KB, 680x612, 65192361.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115137 Truly a terrible fate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:57:08 2017 No.18115265 >>18115200 Ignore them. Students are jackasses, no matter the grade.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:59:00 2017 No.18115273 File: 105 KB, 579x819, gazer zeiminarai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wife picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:59:40 2017 No.18115274 >>18115248 It makes me want to see a Yuki-onna in a more fancy kimono.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 28 23:59:45 2017 No.18115275 >>18114953 Would a Wendigo clean itself in the river, or would the parents clean the young the way cats do?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:01:44 2017 No.18115288 >>18115275 >would the parents clean the young the way cats do? Only if they're daughteru dickers. Otherwise it's regular baths or getting rubbed down with snow.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:06:28 2017 No.18115299 >>18115137 Would schools use licking fruits to test for aptitude to Alp?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:09:01 2017 No.18115304 >>18115288 Like a Chinchilla dust bath? Sounds adorable! https://youtube.com/watch?v=NYIdmpp69MY

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:09:09 2017 No.18115306 >>18115299 Only if you catch little boys trying to put them up their butts or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:14:37 2017 No.18115324 >>18115306 What if they're just doing some good old fashioned Kancho?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:15:31 2017 No.18115325 >>18115306 Have you actually ready the word guide? Licking fruit only taste good to girls and men who would alp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:17:10 2017 No.18115333 >>18115325 What about men who just have really strong oral fixations?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:18:00 2017 No.18115335 How do you avoid getting raped as a shota?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:18:28 2017 No.18115338 >>18115333 Get this man to a Hathorite stat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:18:47 2017 No.18115340 >>18115265 Hey, those are my daughterus anon. Don't be rude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:19:28 2017 No.18115342 >>18115338 But anon, I like flat and modest-sized chests!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:20:03 2017 No.18115345 >>18115335 Stay indoors especially at night. Better if it's a Order controlled city.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:20:51 2017 No.18115347 >>18115335 "i have a waifu"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:22:05 2017 No.18115352 >>18115347 Monster's know if you're claimed or not anon. Lying to them is a bad, bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:30:26 2017 No.18115375 File: 2.52 MB, 2500x3450, spookysnusnu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115335 you can't anon RIP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:34:11 2017 No.18115391 File: 394 KB, 600x1081, 4ef3779a05aa9ef73fdc0aacbc58d734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115345 >Stay indoors especially at night. Tickeld and taken away flying to the Dreamlands by a Nightgaunt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:34:17 2017 No.18115392 File: 1.10 MB, 1800x1380, 1484593167583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115335 Make it consensual.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:35:23 2017 No.18115398 File: 94 KB, 547x485, 023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115392

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:36:03 2017 No.18115403 >>18115392 Why is her pussy glowing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:36:38 2017 No.18115410 >>18115398 Precisely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:37:14 2017 No.18115413 >>18115403 The Blessing of the Pharaoh gives her womanhood incredible power.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:37:33 2017 No.18115418 >>18115403 That's just the gold foil shiny from the moisture

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:38:53 2017 No.18115432 >>18115391 >tfw you find out you're 1/16th Welsh

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:40:03 2017 No.18115439 >>18115375 What's the story for the one on the left with the phone?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:42:17 2017 No.18115457 >>18115439 She's an aspiring photographer and likes to take pictures of cute couples with her phone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:44:30 2017 No.18115474 File: 703 KB, 1263x1668, Ryu2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [x] Touch Reverse Scale

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:47:54 2017 No.18115491 >>18115474 Touching it is for the weak, molesting and rubbing it is the true mans way of exciting a Ryu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:49:07 2017 No.18115498 >>18115491 >>18115474 >needing a cheap trick to please your waifu Pathetic.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:50:37 2017 No.18115503

You are allowed to write/direct a light novel/manga/anime set in the MGE setting. You'll given as much artistic license as possible as long as you don't directly contradict any of KC's canon, and the story can go whereever you want.

What do you do with it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:50:55 2017 No.18115505 >>18115335 Say you're saving yourself for your monster childhood friend.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:55:35 2017 No.18115528 >>18115503 Three hours of a lilim sitting in front of a lit yule log, occasionally reaching for cookies but then thinking better of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:57:20 2017 No.18115537 >>18115498 >Implying its to please her Some of us love it when they've gone crazy and mad with rape on the mind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 00:58:13 2017 No.18115542 What does a hellhound's chest mofu smell like?

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:00:09 2017 No.18115555

>>18115503
Astronaunt from two hundred years into the future test drives the first ever FTL equipped space ship and crash lands it on the MGE world, which then causes him to go on a mission to try and gather all the components to rebuild his space ship to get back home. It's a lighthearted comedy/adventure with a mild dash of romance.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:00:33 2017 No.18115557 >>18115474 When she's least expecting it, I'm going to dive on her rear end and molest that scale with my tongue. If I got up and booked it while she was still in a haze, how far do you think I could make it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:00:37 2017 No.18115558 >>18115542 Sulphur. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wg7D3gh4r4

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:02:47 2017 No.18115575 >>18115542 Woodsmoke.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:04:00 2017 No.18115582

>>18115503
Different things for different media.
For a LN something long and rambling that spends a lot of time investigating the details of daily life. Maybe "Tanuki and Spice: Didn't Someone Already Do This?"
A manga would be focused on cute character designs and fanservice, and have a lot of rising action that highlighted some event in the series, like the early establishment of the Lilim or the invasion of an Order region.
For an anime, I would do an unironic desert musical in the vein of Prince of Egypt, almost solely for the purpose of remixing the popular designs of Anubis and such.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:04:14 2017 No.18115585 >>18115557 The tail will get you before you get more than a dozen feet. It has a mind of its own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:08:12 2017 No.18115607 >>18115542 Week-old hot dog water

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:11:12 2017 No.18115619 I wonder if married MGs appreciate and compliment the bodies of other MGs. Like “Damn girl! Your momma give you that booty, or your man? Good on you!”

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:20:44 2017 No.18115645

Which MGs best fit a posh, urbanite lifestyle, living in a fancy high rise if not penthouse suite in the heart of downtown, loves going to clubs or getting in to the cool places in town, and likes to cuddle with (You) while looking out the window naked with a glass of wine at the end of a fun night?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:25:58 2017 No.18115673 >>18115645 Any humanoid rich MG would do I think. If I have to choose one then it's Vampires.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:31:33 2017 No.18115688 >>18115673 I bet vampires have no experience with men and their version of courting is "I have lots of money"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:34:16 2017 No.18115699 >>18115474 Strap her tight to the bed, tape a bullet vibe to the scale, and set it on high for the weekend. Return on Sunday night and undo the restraints.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:35:44 2017 No.18115702 >>18115688 >I bet vampires have no experience with men and their version of courting is "I have lots of money" I guess it would work for me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:37:10 2017 No.18115708 >>18115688 Given their pre-current DL dependence on humans (like succubus), I think they would have similar expertise in dealing with humans.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:40:05 2017 No.18115723

>>18115645
>New-Blood vampires or ones with proclivities towards a more modern lifestyle or seeking to keep themselves on the edge of society's elite.
>Musically inclined MGs with a well-established career with a succesful Pop record label or that have been recently picked up by them and are currently on the Most Listened Hit List.
>Monster Girls with a predisposition for Arrogant, Ill-Natured, Haughty, and similar personalities, ready to show off their wealth to the world.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:52:53 2017 No.18115786 >>18115163 I wonder, how many people here would actually dick the daughteru?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:54:37 2017 No.18115791 >>18115786 I would!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:56:18 2017 No.18115799 >>18115786 Unless I marry a Dark Elf, no. Daughter-dicking is degenerate and robs a poor shota of his future waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:57:16 2017 No.18115805 >>18115786 Absolutely not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 01:58:56 2017 No.18115817 >>18115786 Never, such a thing is disgusting to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:01:46 2017 No.18115837 >>18115786 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:02:07 2017 No.18115843 >>18115786 It's fun to talk about but I'm sure being confronted with that scenario in real life would be nothing but uncomfortable.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:12:09 2017 No.18115899

>>18115503
Game Show Lilim is getting an anime!
>"Many years ago, monsters fought with humans for the taste of flesh. Only recently, that taste has changed to something a little more sensual.
>However, humans and monsters are still fighting, even though we could easily live in peace and harmony.
>My name is Amy Love. I'm a daughter of the demon lord, and I'm definitely going to bring monsters and humans together, with the power of entertainment!"
>Cold open is her getting ready. Doing light makeup and polishing her horns before tapping her cheeks to pump herself up and walking on set to a cheering live studio audience
>OP: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JvO5Ex1lozM
>Series plot: In a world where amorous monster girls have arrived from another dimension, even the most alluring beasts could use a little publicity! In a romantic Monster Girl Encyclopedia spin-off, Amy Love is a Lilim trying to improve human/monster relations through the power of the game show. Participants compete to become monsters to fulfill their fantasies and find their perfect husband. Dealing with crazy contestants and an even crazier production staff, will she be able to give monsters and humans their perfect romantic ending, and maybe even make her own dream come true?
>Ep. 1 - LETS GET MONSTERIZED!
>Exposition and a standard episode establish how the show works
>Ep. 2 - LETS GET AN ASSISTANT?
>Amy learns that she will be getting a human male production assistant to help her behind the scenes. Annoyed at first, she accepts his help
>Ep. 3 - LETS GET BRAINSTORMING
>The show is a huge success, but the Tanuki executive is worried it will get stale.They all brainstorm ideas to change up the show, eventually deciding on having a themed episodes
>Ep. 4 - LETS GET FOREIGN
>The first themed episode is an all Zipangu test run, given that most of the girls are calm and civil. Assistant and Amy share a moment when talking about the Zipangese devotion to husbands.
>Ep. 5 - LETS GET EXPANDING
>With a Hathorite episode as a background plot, the production team discovers that other demon realms want episodes as well. This results in a lottery system with Wonderland being the winner.
>Ep. 6 - LETS GET WONDERFUL
>Amy and her assistant are put under unbelievable pressure trying to host the Wonderland episode without giving people the wrong idea about monsters.
>Ep. 7 - LETS GET A FOLLOW UP
>Taking a break after the last episode, the crew go to different former winners to see how their life has been improved.
>Ep. 8 - LETS GET CENSORED?
>Production is put on hold after a mishap with a prospective Automaton becoming a ghost instead. While the demon lawyers sort it out, the cast tries to figure out what to do next.
>Ep. 9 - LETS GET A VACATION
>The legal process is dragging on, even though the girl and the guy were happy with the results. The remaining crew decide to take this opportunity to go on vacation. Beach Episode ensues.
>Ep 10 - LETS GET BACK TO WORK
>Everything turned out all right and one of the demon interns even snagged a man from the network. Everything return to normal as they celebrate with a "family" oriented episode, filled with both Onee-chan and Sabbath supporters.
>Ep. 11 - LETS GET SHARING
>During an episode dedicated to harem species, Amy begins to wonder if her assistant enjoys this type of thing. By the end of the episode, it's revealed he is still a virgin and wants to find that one special someone for his life.
>Ep. 12 - LETS GET MARRIED
>Amy and her assistant are increasingly awkward with each other until they make an Eros sponsored episode and, with a little encouragement the assistant finally proposes to Amy. The final scene is Amy polishing her horns and putting on her veil, mirroring the first scene of the series, before going out on stage to see her husband waiting for her at the altar and the set redone as a chapel for their wedding.
>OVA 1 - LETS GET CHAOTIC
>BD exclusive showing the cast trying their best to produce a chaos species episode and failing at every turn. Lewd scenes and humor abound.
>OVA 2 - LETS GET EVERYDAY
>BD exclusive showing the everyday life of a married Amy Love, from tired mornings, to interacting with coworkers, to drinking after work, to relieving stress at the end of a long day. Ending is the Onsen episode.

Holy fuck.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:16:47 2017 No.18115914
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>>18115503
What about a grand straegy game set in the MGE universe? Like being able to play a multitude of nations in it, order or demonic or neutral?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:19:58 2017 No.18115932 >>18115899 She needs a sidekick. The sidekick also needs to be a CC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:20:41 2017 No.18115937 >>18115899 Anon, this is fantastic! I'm glad you've taken it and run with it. A little short greentext turned into a great conversation and OC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:21:49 2017 No.18115946 File: 747 KB, 640x998, tumblr_p1owa8CkpB1sk3s93o1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Getting my first comm done Fug, I can't wait to share it here once it's done.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:26:33 2017 No.18115973 File: 287 KB, 1280x1829, Scan_17.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who'd have guessed that this would get an anime.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:27:49 2017 No.18115977

>>18115899
"LETS GET WONDERFUL" sounds like a blast of an episode.
>"Alright, now remember girls- uh, and Anon- that we gotta make this look good. Sexy, but sweet, and don't be comin' on too strong so the humans don't get scared off. Anon, as always, you're our litmus test. If you think things are gettin' too crazy by human standards, start making signs at Amy and she'll try and direct it in a more family friendly direction. Break a leg everyone!"
>Later, Amy is talking to some of the Wonderland girls in the audience asking them a bit about their lifestyles to set the theme of the episode
>She's smiling as the Hatter she's talking with calmly describes how she ______ her husband's _______ with a foot long _________ until he ______ over ________ up her __________ and a car battery ________ chili powder __________ until __________ every day before breakfast
>Looks over to Assistant Anon, who is furiously making the "CUT! CUT!" sign and frantically shaking his head no

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:28:32 2017 No.18115980

>>18115899
The main bad guy of the series should be an executive that constantly meddles with the show, often trying to sabotage it so his show ideas can be used for once. The executive should consider gameshows to the same kind of trash has reality television and has highminded ideas for the network in general.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:30:11 2017 No.18115983 >>18115914 I wanna. I can think of several games that could allow one to roleplay such scenarios with enough mods. Civilization comes to mind, but also Dominions, among others.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:33:19 2017 No.18115996

>>18115899
>Legal fallout of the Automaton Incident side plot
>The team keeps worrying about Demon-san, their lawyer, thinking she must be so miserable wading through all the legal nightmare of what was technically a live studio death
>Whenever they do, it cuts to Demon-san talking legalese- dirtily- to the lawyer representing the opposition, and them basically turning the settlement into one big long foreplay session

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:37:25 2017 No.18116010

>>18115899
>Episode where Anon finally confesses
>An elongated version of essentially this >>18111481 happens
>Coincides with an animation style shift where Amy is drawn more realistically and MUCH much more sexily, like a really high quality hentai with detailed movements and everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:41:59 2017 No.18116031 >>18116010 I'm now imagining a lilim going from Umaru or at least Lucky Star levels of drawing to accurate proportions in one cut. God. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:44:26 2017 No.18116040 >>18116031 >>18116010 >"Will you be my fairytail hero, Anon?! Will you be my-" >Lust aura dampeners unseal fully >"-ｈａｐｐｙｅｎｄｉｎｇ～?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 02:57:42 2017 No.18116074 File: 70 KB, 200x200, 1398932350274.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18115914 Granberry is CUTE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 03:46:35 2017 No.18116270 >>18116040 Mmm, double entendre.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 04:04:32 2017 No.18116328 >>18115899 >>18115977 >>18116010 This is the greatest thing this threads ever done. Thanks for helping me find my waifu guys!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 04:14:13 2017 No.18116357 >>18116040 I’m not gonna stop until she’s carrying triplets.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 04:58:46 2017 No.18116464 File: 489 KB, 701x980, 1186547634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wolf down some food!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:11:00 2017 No.18116490 >>18116464 >Wolfu is used to only eat raw meat from animals she killed hersefl >Introduce her to instant ramen This can only end poorly.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:16:32 2017 No.18116504 >>18116328 If you marry gameshow Lilim you will have to face frequent family meals where your waifu gets teased by her sisters because she choose to spend her life in the show buisness instead of politics.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:19:25 2017 No.18116507 File: 858 KB, 1024x1280, 64913993_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116490 It can be difficult to kick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:21:34 2017 No.18116512 >>18116490 There's all kinds of Human-realm meat she can sink her teeth into. Beef, chicken, pork, and of course lamb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:21:50 2017 No.18116514 >>18116504 >so where is your husband?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:22:52 2017 No.18116515 >>18116507 Im having my doubts about that one being a wolf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:25:21 2017 No.18116522 >>18116515 It wasn’t supposed to be.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:30:21 2017 No.18116535 >>18116507 Even winter foxes aren't safe from the MSG goodness. >>18116514 There are only 2 things that cross the line when it comes to family meals with Lilims. 1: insulting parents 2: insulting husbands

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:52:21 2017 No.18116590 >>18116535 >Even winter foxes aren't safe from the MSG goodness. I want a tough, hard-working Arctic Fox who works in Alaska as an oil worker! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqgIIhIM3OE

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:52:31 2017 No.18116593 What is the one question you should never ask your wife? Bonus if it's a question relating to her species.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 05:58:43 2017 No.18116619

Would there be specialized schools for MGs?

For example, the "Pavlov School for Feral Children" would be a school that teaches wild/feral MGs to reintegrate back into society. It would have a majority ushi-oni/ wurm school population with huge amounts of land for the feral children to play with. It would be located in a pretty backwaters area surrounded by mountains upon mountains. Imagine a comfy rural school but with MGs.

Another example is the Medea institute. It's used to be an all girls school that helps yandere monstergirls. However, starting from this year the administration decided to selectively enroll male students. Originally created to combat the high rates of yandere overcrowding in MG prisons, the Medea institute has helped thousands of MGs readjust to society. It boasts a 96% rehabilitation rate. However the truth of the matter is that the school specializes in yandere training, such as the art of avoiding suspicion and erasing evidence. Kidnapping/target removal and various courses are practiced in absolute and complete secrecy at the school. It's located in a beautiful forest with vibrant colors throughout all seasons. Due to its high shirohebi population, it houses one of the largest shrines in the country. Imagine a large secluded boarding school.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:03:01 2017 No.18116639

>>18116619
>However the truth of the matter is that the school specializes in yandere training, such as the art of avoiding suspicion and erasing evidence. Kidnapping/target removal and various courses are practiced in absolute and complete secrecy at the school. It's located in a beautiful forest with vibrant colors throughout all seasons. Due to its high shirohebi population, it houses one of the largest shrines in the country. Imagine a large secluded boarding school.
Can i please sign up? Sounds fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:04:10 2017 No.18116642 >>18116619 The medea institute sounds like it's from a lewd horror film franchise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:05:42 2017 No.18116648 >>18116639 >>18116642 What kind of clubs and students are in the Medea Institute?

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:09:36 2017 No.18116674

>>18116648
Well, you obviously need the gardening club. Poetry, literature, sewing, crafts, and culture clubs also seem like viable candidates as well. Definitely a computer club though, that's a necessity. An outdoors club is possible too, they probably have lots and lots of places to get lost around that place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:11:54 2017 No.18116689 >>18113843 More Regura bugs.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:26:56 2017 No.18116753

>>18116619
Continued

The Alexandra Grammar School is a super-prestigious prep school that brings in the ojou-samas throughout the region. Famously known as the "Parliament of Tomorrow" many of their former students move on to become CEOs, politicians and various other important personages. Many rare high level monsters are commonly seen such as pharaohs, dragons, and wights. You have been accpeted through their scholarship program with all fees, housing and food payed for by the school. However, you a requirement of the scholarship is that you must attend butlering courses throughout your education. Imagine a filthy rich private prep school located near the capital.

The Max.F.Mirai School of science and Engineering is a heavily STEM based school. Feauturing state-of-the-art labs and facilities it is a VERY chaotic school and a self-defense course is recommended. With various experiments and machineries running amok on a daily basis, it is known as the "crazy lab". Automatons of all shapes and sizes attend this school along with gremlins. It is located in the inner city. Imagine a high tech research lab with teachers and MGs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:27:31 2017 No.18116757 >>18116593 How fat she is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:28:35 2017 No.18116763 >>18116619 The Pavlov school sounds cool. I wonder if a sickly Heidi of a Tanuki would be sent there for health reasons, or if a Mary-Poppins-like Kikimora would be sent there to handle the children.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:37:36 2017 No.18116802

>>18116674
>gardening club
>pretty much a small shed in the school backyard
>a small and barely noticeable club with barely enough members
>you're the only guy in the club
>really laid back atmosphere and comfy as heck too
>tending to the garden only takes half an hour with the remaining club time just playing games or reading
>during that time most of the members secretly ogle you or "accidentally" grope you when you play together
>of course they do it so secretly and carefully that you never fully realize it
>also they fap to you and take secret pics of you
>even in the bathroom
>ESPECIALLY in the bathroom
>however the thing that you don't know is that the gardening club is secretly a potion club during night, teaching students how to make drugs and aphrodisiacs

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Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:52:12 2017 No.18116879

>>18115010
>Not embarrassed to dress like a whore
>Embarrassed to wear something more moderate
I swear I'm just gonna take me an elf or something an live innawoods. I'll make her wear long but thin sundresses all day. an when her whore family comes around with leaf c strings and no tops I'm just gonna make up some reason to book it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:53:52 2017 No.18116885 >>18115391 >Not even dreams are safe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 06:58:08 2017 No.18116895 >>18116866 Cute snake, Basilisks need more love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:01:00 2017 No.18116906 File: 976 KB, 1024x1308, 1495401392153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116464 I wanna introduce a Hellhound to barbecued food!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:06:31 2017 No.18116921 File: 585 KB, 2613x2156, cd3a8e4015dba053653a33e390cfdd05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I swear, officer, I'm a 500 year old fox spirit! Really!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:07:26 2017 No.18116923 >>18116921 Couldn't she just shapeshift to be taller?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:08:40 2017 No.18116929 >>18116923 That's for when she realizes the officer isn't a pedophile. Especially in loliland it's probably a pretty sweet way out of trouble.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:09:32 2017 No.18116933 >>18115198 Those mounds are bigger than those after a blizzard. Thick Yukis are best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:19:12 2017 No.18116960 File: 1.65 MB, 2894x3520, 35185638eab719dfe235160a27fbba14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I found this pic again too. this guy's stuff is fantastic and does a much needed job of providing non-lewd vanilla art.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:39:04 2017 No.18117014 >>18116866 Basilisk, the best snake nearly everyone forgot about. I long the days when there was still discussion as to what snake reigns supreme between the new Basilisk and the established Apophis, alas the grape snake won the war.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:42:03 2017 No.18117023 I want a super stacked, shortstack Rata with plenty of chub. Gonna bully her body by groping it.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 07:56:09 2017 No.18117051

>Christmas is over
>Pleasant enough but so painfully normal
>Nothing special or romantic, no cute vampire waifu to share it with, to warm up by the fire while she wears a sexy santa outfit and shares her eggnog with you
>No slow, feverish sex where she keeps you at that state of bloodloss that's almost like being drunk, where all around you are the warm smells and spices of christmas cheer, and more importantly, your world seems eclipsed by the one you love most in life and unlife
>For a short festive eternity it's just her body as it rests against yours, both surrounded by an endless sea of love and pleasure

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:05:12 2017 No.18117080 >>18116960 Being a gaijin in Zipangu must be fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:05:56 2017 No.18117083 >>18117080 >all those tiny girls >Even the big ones like oni are shorter

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:07:11 2017 No.18117087 >>18117083 >Zip women are tiny I hate this meme

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:08:01 2017 No.18117090 >>18117083 >Monsters keep staring at you and whispering to each other in a strange language >>18117087 Oni are probably still huge, some Ochis too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:10:37 2017 No.18117099 >>18117090 Would be nice. Especially if I came across a super busty one of those girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:16:32 2017 No.18117131 >>18117080 >walking through the streets of a zipangu town >a bunch of nekomatas follow you in cat form thinking a baka gaijin doesn't know what they are

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:18:33 2017 No.18117140 File: 685 KB, 1280x1355, 1501640631623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117023 Wintertoskr needs to stop drinking so much hot chocolate

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:23:52 2017 No.18117156 >>18117140 She's fine. She can have all the hot chocolate she wants! And regular chocolate! And cake! It keeps her warm when she's staking out a scoop.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:29:40 2017 No.18117174

>>18115345
>order controlled city
>implying mother superior doesn't want little boy cock.
>the entire local church takes turns on shotanon.
>When the church has had their relief they lock shotanon in the wine cellar.
>band of ogres eventually free teenanon and drink all the wine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:31:29 2017 No.18117177 File: 1.44 MB, 2444x2114, Victoria3 cens - Nano.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Heyo https://twitter.com/nanonebula/status/946616097951719426 https://nanocomet.tumblr.com/post/169063263794/viccy

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:33:36 2017 No.18117187 >>18117140 How else will she stay warm during the winter? She'll be spending hours out there in the cold, she needs plenty of extra padding to stay warm

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:49:06 2017 No.18117250 File: 1.20 MB, 820x1184, 1501916189285.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117187 She can use the White Horn brand coat she got for Christmas, it cost a fortune!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:51:41 2017 No.18117263 >>18117250 What if it just be washed? She needs some natural padding as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:52:26 2017 No.18117266 While I do enjoy some sloppy HORSE PUSSY. DOE PUSSY is /fa/ as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:53:10 2017 No.18117267 >>18117263 She has her own tail. No need to get fat with that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:57:33 2017 No.18117289 >>18117177 She finally has some good porn, nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:57:36 2017 No.18117290 >hellhound that hides lovey dovey stories and comics under her bed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 08:59:32 2017 No.18117296 >>18117267 She needs her hands free for the camera

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:09:09 2017 No.18117333 >>18117296 She doesn't neet to use her hands to control her tail, not only that but who only has one set of clothes either way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:12:04 2017 No.18117338 >>18117177 I guess I can't object to Lilim milktanks, even they belong to a Steelim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:14:00 2017 No.18117344 I bet the holst kingdom 'condemns' prisoners and criminals to 'cattle life' where the girls are forcibly given overly large, lactating breasts and milked till they're married or their time is up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:17:03 2017 No.18117358 >>18115699 Are you a flood insurance salesman or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:18:01 2017 No.18117361 >>18117131 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnh2VZND-HU

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:20:24 2017 No.18117371 File: 16 KB, 505x150, a1756bd7-6aac-4490-870c-0254ed708013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117266

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:21:51 2017 No.18117378 Is it bad to want to be tied to the underside of a centaur with your face placed exactly over her rear vagina? Like those horsecock bondage pictures, but a gender reversal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:22:06 2017 No.18117380 >>18115786 If confronted with the situation in real life, probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:26:51 2017 No.18117393 >>18117378 Horse cock hangs down tho, so that's why that works. Strapped to a female centaur's underbelly ind of puts you nowhere near her horse pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:30:25 2017 No.18117408 >>18117393 Can't you just move the whole works back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:32:01 2017 No.18117414 >>18117408 Uh, you' have to go back and then up a bit. It'd be pretty awkward for her to move

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:35:31 2017 No.18117430 >>18115439 Japanese modern ghost story/urban legend. An abandoned doll terrorizing her previous owner with phone calls from slowly advancing points before calling the last time that she's right behind the owner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:38:59 2017 No.18117442 >>18117430 THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:41:21 2017 No.18117449 File: 102 KB, 1024x1024, 1514558481647.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chubcubi might not be the best cubis, but they try their hardest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:42:40 2017 No.18117453 >>18117449 She's cute

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:54:15 2017 No.18117507 File: 470 KB, 1500x989, Houri10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EROS ACKBAR!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:55:46 2017 No.18117515 >>18115503 >Anime adaptation of any writefag's story Imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:56:37 2017 No.18117521 >>18117507 I've always thought that was in poor taste.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:57:25 2017 No.18117525 >>18117521 It really is. #NotMyEros

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 09:58:22 2017 No.18117530 File: 98 KB, 1280x1024, 1430062669431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117521 I think it's hilarious though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:01:23 2017 No.18117538 >>18117521 >>18117525 wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:02:11 2017 No.18117542 >>18117521 It was really funny back when it happened, mostly because of the wikia's butthurt.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:06:51 2017 No.18117551
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>>18115491
>>18115498
>>18115537
>>18115557
>>18115699
You know, this presents a problem for KC's anti-NTR stance. After all, the profile says it doesn't matter if the guy touching her reverse scale is her hubby or not-he's getting fucked either way.
Also, it doesn't say what happens when a woman touches the scale.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:07:37 2017 No.18117556 Eros is the god for beta nice guys who like flowers and poems. Ares is the god for alpha males who like fights and public sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:08:35 2017 No.18117558 >>18117551 >spoiler She's getting not so tenderly fucked till she becomes a succubus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:10:07 2017 No.18117564 >>18117556 Bacchus is the god for men and women who value a balanced lifestyle. >encourages working hard >realises people need their fun and loves parties >doesn't want alcohol being used for rape

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:11:30 2017 No.18117569 >>18117556 What about muscle men that like flowers and poems.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:13:18 2017 No.18117575 >>18117564 Don't you know anon? All sex on alcohol is rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:13:21 2017 No.18117576 >>18117569 Eros. Just because you're a big guy doesn't mean you don't want to serenade with love.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:17:11 2017 No.18117590

>>18117564
Bacchus is based. She doesn't even need angels to spread his religion, just seductive goats and great wine.

>>18117569
>>18117576
>Eros follower sculpts his body like steel not for battle, but to express his inner beauty
He'd end up with a shortstack Houri who literally drools at his body

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:18:36 2017 No.18117595 >>18117551 does kc have to label DOES NOT CHEAT on every profile for you faggots to get it through your skull

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:20:33 2017 No.18117603 >>18117595 Cheating while under the influence of the reverse scale is still cheating.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:20:37 2017 No.18117604

>>18117590
>Eros follower sculpts his body like steel not for battle, but to express his inner beauty
Now I want a lovey dovey big guy and Oni couple that watch romantic comedies, have sweet pet names for each other, and he sings to her with a twelve string guitar before she breaks his pelvis tenderly every night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:23:41 2017 No.18117621 Friendly reminder that Jabberwock pee is carbonated and tastes like strawberries!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:33:28 2017 No.18117677 File: 1.07 MB, 1280x1836, 1514228770427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117621 I wanna celebrate my unbirthday with a wock!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:33:51 2017 No.18117678 >>18117621 The fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:34:56 2017 No.18117681 >>18117678 The post got deleted pretty quick, so it's probably just a shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:43:04 2017 No.18117723 >>18117677 I wanna be cuddled by a big Wock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:50:26 2017 No.18117749 >>18117449 She looks soft, I wanna pinch her belly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:58:25 2017 No.18117777 >>18117551 >shit post >default mge wiki filename

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 10:59:29 2017 No.18117783 File: 713 KB, 538x761, f5f60764-788a-4c84-8087-416f82a32a69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eel mermaid is best mermaid. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:00:38 2017 No.18117793 >>18117777 >file name autism I'll agree it was a shit post but at least yell at him for something relevant.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:02:44 2017 No.18117806 >>18117749 Don't laugh when she makes a funny noise because of it. >>18117783 I'd go to the same convenience store everyday just to see the Unagi-Joro cashier's smile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:05:14 2017 No.18117815 File: 505 KB, 1200x1600, 1463904121748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117783 they're great.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:08:19 2017 No.18117833 File: 90 KB, 1024x683, reddit_filename.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117793 File names are very good indicators of where somebody found a particular image, which can say a lot about a person, particularly a shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:09:26 2017 No.18117837 >>18117833 New wiki is a good image dump tho and doesn't have the Wikia autism.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:11:59 2017 No.18117854 >>18117833 I remember that one guy that's save booru images and shitpost about monsterboys before feigning victimhood.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:12:30 2017 No.18117855 >>18117854 that'd*

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:13:30 2017 No.18117866 File: 714 KB, 2800x1593, Gargoyle1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117833 >Gargoyle Wow, someone actually remembered she exists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:15:14 2017 No.18117870 >>18117783 I want a pirate mermaid

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:20:41 2017 No.18117895 >>18117833 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:22:34 2017 No.18117909 File: 75 KB, 1200x844, DPHgrzYU8AETIRY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I play rhythm games with her instead of legos?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:23:40 2017 No.18117917 >>18117909 No. It's legos, or hide-the-zucchini.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:30:57 2017 No.18117943

>>18117917
>hey Anubis do you want to play hide-the-zucchini?
>you hid the zucchini?
>where is it?
>now I'm going to have to check this whole pyramid for it
>I was looking forward to making a refreshing salad too
>is it in the lego tubs?
>sweetheart calm down
>anon takes his pants off
>there now you've found the zucchini so it's your turn to hide it
>sudden realization hits and her smile reveals a rapacious fang
>I know where I can hide that
>obelisk shaking intesifies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:32:05 2017 No.18117949 Is calling a succubus a thot a compliment?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:32:14 2017 No.18117950 File: 713 KB, 960x960, birds-eye-steamfresh-veggie-made-zucchini-lentil-pasta-original.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117917 >>18117943 I love zucchinis!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:32:50 2017 No.18117953 >>18117943 Cute!

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:33:15 2017 No.18117956

>>18117833
The new wiki in particular is the best source of MGE content though. If you want to go full freud and attempt to guess someone's personality based on file names, it says they look in the right places.
But this is really about it not being a 4chan file name isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:33:52 2017 No.18117958 >>18117950 I unironically eat that one with the cheese sauce all the time. Goes great with chipotle pepper shrimp.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:37:13 2017 No.18117975 >>18117949 They would be confused, not knowing why you refer to them as an Egyptian god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:38:26 2017 No.18117978 File: 193 KB, 518x729, Succubus_Extra2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18117949 Of course it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:42:50 2017 No.18117996 File: 114 KB, 543x691, CheshireCat171.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:46:02 2017 No.18118004 I want to anal sex torture a loli Kikimora!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:49:08 2017 No.18118012 >>18117949 >Call a Succubus a promiscuous bitch after she tries to slip her hand in your pants >She replies "I wish."

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:52:01 2017 No.18118024 >>18117949 They'd get upset before standing up and boasting about being pure dick-loving maidens who only think of husbando's dick.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:52:26 2017 No.18118028
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>be human girl living on farm in "cradle"

>have a man who loves you and means the world to you

>suddenly wurm

>try to rush her with a pitchfork but she just bowls you over

>watch helplessly as she coils around your man and fucks his brains out

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:54:55 2017 No.18118038 >>18118012 Would you cuddle a Succubus who's starved for affection? I would.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:56:36 2017 No.18118043 >>18118038 I'd give a succubus so much affection that she'd complain that I don't dick her enough

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 11:57:32 2017 No.18118049 >>18118043 Well that's when you break out the cuddlefucking and neck kisses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:02:45 2017 No.18118067 >>18118028 See? This is why we need Lilims like Amy and shows like Let’s! Get! Monsterized!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:04:52 2017 No.18118077 >>18118049 Sounds pretty comfy, but I'd most likely fall asleep

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:07:19 2017 No.18118086 >>18118004 >loli Kikimora >anal sex Yes >torture No Stuff your adopted daughterwifemaid's asshole lovingly only.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:11:20 2017 No.18118105 >>18118067 So she goes on Amy Love's show on a Super Powerful edition and tries to compete with the Wurm for her man's love? How does one compete with a Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:12:00 2017 No.18118110 >>18118086 Fair point, but can you say with a straight face that pounding your loli kiki's ass while stepping on her head and making her lick lewd juices off the floor doesn't sound hot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:13:25 2017 No.18118115 File: 314 KB, 1193x1400, pudgy ochi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:13:42 2017 No.18118116 >>18118110 It really doesn’t. It’s just kinda disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:14:31 2017 No.18118118 >>18118115 This cow isn't suited for combat.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:16:05 2017 No.18118122

>>18118110
That's not the kind of torture I meant, my dude. I meant the kind where all she gets is anal sex and surprise anal sex while she's cleaning. I might force her down and yank her clothes off when I surprise her but the point is it's torturous because she' d never know when to expect it other than often.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:16:54 2017 No.18118127

>>18117590
>The Eros husband lifts every day, and his cute Shortstack Houri wife watches from a chair in the weight room
>by the end of it, she looks like she had a seizure as copious drool flows down her front and mixes with the river of girljuice flowing from her nethers onto the floor
>”G-gh-ghhk! G-g-good j-job today, h-h-honey!!! I’m s-s-so p-p... nnghyee! Proud of you!!!”
>”Ho Ho, thank you my love! Oh dear, you’ve made such a mess again, sweetie, ha ha haaa!”

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:16:56 2017 No.18118128 >>18118118 Says you! What happens when she suffocates you with her massive chest or butt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:16:59 2017 No.18118129 >>18118115 I feel like she’d be constantly apologizing for spacing out while looking at food instead of protecting you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:17:26 2017 No.18118132 >>18118115 Would cuddle, undead need body heat and she looks lovely and soft.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:17:28 2017 No.18118133 >>18118115 Fat. After she decided I was her master I would say that she can only be my servant if she loses that weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:20:30 2017 No.18118143 >>18118128 She’s too sluggish for that to be viable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:22:37 2017 No.18118154 File: 413 KB, 1112x1600, mikage3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need embarrassed kunoichi

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:22:53 2017 No.18118155 >>18118105 She can’t beat her on the obstacle course (unless Wurm-Chan gets distracted by cookies) so she’ll have to win the trivia contest and the luck test.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:23:16 2017 No.18118157 >>18118128 Implore her to continue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:29:28 2017 No.18118184 >>18118157 But you'll die!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:29:52 2017 No.18118185 File: 308 KB, 900x900, 6aa595b36f7fe8ea3c892fd8391e94dc7aaf6c27d2f591d3d91e953fa9490612.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:30:29 2017 No.18118188 Will the new year result in new kobold stuff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:30:41 2017 No.18118189 >>18118184 Not in MGEland, dog bless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:31:57 2017 No.18118195 >>18118115 What a shameless samurai. Any bum with a wooden sword could become her lord. >>18118127 What a cute couple. She probably wants it rough in bed but there is no way he would only practice the safest most gentle sex for her safety.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:33:03 2017 No.18118202 >>18118188 Maybe one or two pieces of kobold cuties but I'm not expecting much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:33:23 2017 No.18118206 File: 1.11 MB, 1202x800, 66527214_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:34:32 2017 No.18118211 >>18118206 Uh oh, I'm seeing triple.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:37:37 2017 No.18118225 File: 35 KB, 956x535, f0a04b22-8ad0-476b-a95a-182f7d671fd8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:39:43 2017 No.18118237 >>18118206 >3 yuels Even one is perfect but 3? God help me. I still need her water version.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:40:18 2017 No.18118239 >>18118225 Hey buddy i think you got the wrong board, trashcans three blocks down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:42:23 2017 No.18118246 >>18118239 Would much really be lost if all the famous gachimuchi performance artists were Alps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:42:24 2017 No.18118247 >>18118185 I'm not reading any books with that symbol on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:43:21 2017 No.18118252 File: 33 KB, 785x957, Alp9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118246 No.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:43:25 2017 No.18118254 >>18118225 The whole thing is pretty cringey

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:43:42 2017 No.18118256 >>18118188 It will if I have anything to say about it anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:44:34 2017 No.18118262 >>18118185 I bet she quietly stares in rapt attention as papa reads ‘Dagon’ to her. And her mother does too, just the same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:50:40 2017 No.18118302 >>18118188 >KDF in 2018

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:51:32 2017 No.18118308 >>18117590 I want to be friends with a gote. Not even necessarily fuck buddies or anything, they just sound like high order bros.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:51:56 2017 No.18118310 >>18118185 No, we’re not reading from the Necronomicon again. Not after the last time when we accidentally released aunt Cthulhu from the depths.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:56:17 2017 No.18118337 >>18118188 I sure can't wait to see the same ugly kobolds in the same ugly latex bitchsuits again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:57:43 2017 No.18118348 >>18118188 Please let KDF commission cute and quality

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:58:37 2017 No.18118353 >>18118337 Why so mad my dude?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 12:59:58 2017 No.18118361 >>18118337 Drooling all over a ball gag, tears in her fearful eyes, eh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:00:12 2017 No.18118364 >>18118188 >what you expect Cute kobolds >what will happen More smug hellhounds. I'm okay with this. >>18118337 Rude, his wife is cute/

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:00:27 2017 No.18118368 >>18118353 Stop defending bad art and terrible fetishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:01:22 2017 No.18118375 >>18118188 What kobold stuff should I make

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:02:27 2017 No.18118384 >>18118337 But anon, I've only commissioned bitchsuits once and requested them once too, that's hardly a lot. >>18118348 That's the plan anon. >>18118361 >fearful Tears of joy maybe, but never fearful anon. That's just not comfy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:05:22 2017 No.18118400 >>18118384 >Tears of joy If they can't smile, I can't tell the difference.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:05:24 2017 No.18118401 File: 1.37 MB, 1280x1771, Cupid4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHOT TO THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:05:30 2017 No.18118402 >>18118368 I was just asking a question, man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:07:00 2017 No.18118407 >>18118400 Maybe you don't want to tell the difference anon, if that's the case then I can't help you there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:09:43 2017 No.18118422 >>18118368 This. KDF needs to leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:09:55 2017 No.18118427 2017 ends in 2 days, where the FUCK is my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:10:57 2017 No.18118432 >>18118427 Never. She’s never coming all this is just Japanese masturbation fantasies. It’s all in your mind Anon. This escapism isn’t healthy for anyone.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:13:11 2017 No.18118446 >>18118368 >terrible fetishes That's just you're opinion dude. Plus he's received stuff from some pretty good artists before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:13:13 2017 No.18118447 >>18118432 Quiet, you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:13:49 2017 No.18118452 >>18118422 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:14:53 2017 No.18118458 >>18118401 But getting shot in the heart kills people!

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:15:57 2017 No.18118467
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Centipede
Centipede
Your love
Is like a ragin' fire, oh
You're a snake that's on the loose
The strike is your desire
But when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire, huh
And when the centipede is hot
You're bound to feel the fire
I feel, oh, yeah
A longin' for your touch
Like you crawled into the bathroom window
To give him all your love, ho
Like a centipede that's hot
The fire is in your touch
Just like a centipede you've got
A lot of lovin' to touch
Don't you know in the quiet of the night
Is when the snake is in the crawlin'
And the moon starts to glow then disappear
When the time is really right
Is when the centipede is crawlin'
You'll be crying in the night so many tears
And you're crawlin' like a centipede
Centipede
You came, oh
To strike…

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:16:44 2017 No.18118474 >>18118225 >you're AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:16:53 2017 No.18118476 >>18118458 Not when it’s demon silver. Or Eros arrows.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:22:15 2017 No.18118504 >>18118384 Speaking of, what do you have in the comm plans KDF?

>>	Jekkers !!Ix+fqAivrB1 Fri Dec 29 13:27:03 2017 No.18118524 Full MGE release catalogue for C93 with download links and booth info: http://blog.mgewiki.com/index.php/2017/12/29/comiket-93-release-catalog/ Got caught up (downloading F/GO was a mistake) so this was slow but better late than never.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:28:47 2017 No.18118534

>>18118504
I'm only waitlisted for one smallish commission at the moment anon. I also have a few requests out, but I haven't heard back in several weeks/months so I'm not holding my breath. My extra funds are a little low at the moment so I'm trying to take a bit of a break for awhile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:30:07 2017 No.18118539 File: 108 KB, 640x369, i-love-you-are-hat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118474

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:31:28 2017 No.18118543 >>18118524 That site is shit on mobile.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:32:05 2017 No.18118545 >>18118524 >6 books Has to be a record for MGE content right? Mobages are hell.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:37:52 2017 No.18118570 >>18118524 >WG3 delayed to Summer

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:38:05 2017 No.18118571 >>18118543 Didn't bother checking tales on mobile beforehand, that's my bad. Will work on it but in the meantime, you'll just have to use a desktop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:39:19 2017 No.18118580 >>18118524 Thanks mang!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:42:21 2017 No.18118592 >>18118543 >mobile posters

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:42:25 2017 No.18118593 File: 1.67 MB, 2059x1516, Basilisk37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18116866 >>18116895 >>18117014 My niggas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:49:21 2017 No.18118610 >>18118592 Mobile posting allows people from poor countries who can't afford glorious master PCs to post. And also the lazy fuckers who should be working.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:49:31 2017 No.18118611 >>18118524 >My Childhood Friends Milk I want this so much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:51:29 2017 No.18118614 >>18118427 I just stocked up on ammo and lube, I'm ready for the happening or waifus and I've gotten neither!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 13:57:02 2017 No.18118635 >>18118610 >not getting paid to shitpost

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:02:13 2017 No.18118652 >>18118524 >>18118545 Gacha games are the devil's work. There's probably a tanuki with a personal skyscraper built on waifubucks. Repent while you still can!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:08:42 2017 No.18118681 >>18118652 It's just a psyop to get you longing for waifus when the portals come.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:13:25 2017 No.18118697 File: 295 KB, 500x542, tumblr_neah90XpzG1re9fe1o1_500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >your face when sluts

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:29:52 2017 No.18118758 File: 63 KB, 964x714, 1cbd5b7ba5af95523e1981f292a77b491031ddd3623dfc4487c07dc076f73656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What accent would your waifu have? Cheshires obviously have a cockney accent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:30:47 2017 No.18118761 >>18118758 None, she'd speak normally.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:30:51 2017 No.18118762 File: 319 KB, 764x1080, __alicia_granblue_fantasy_drawn_by_lillithlauda__6e41c5eba907297e4c8ad1aefce92cce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118758 Scottish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:33:10 2017 No.18118775 File: 187 KB, 850x1048, 1430899046586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118758 A Japanese one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:33:19 2017 No.18118777 >>18118593 If her loins aren't glowing she doesn't deserve your loving. If she doesn't wear a mask you're better off in a cask.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:37:10 2017 No.18118798 File: 115 KB, 800x800, 66504341_p58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118758 Zipangese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:38:19 2017 No.18118805 >>18118758 German or southern

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:47:40 2017 No.18118857 File: 50 KB, 600x337, 1514564986971.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder to watch out because the mofu mafia is dangerous with those assassins, they will use their fluff to put you into a "slumber" instead of a pillow

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:47:41 2017 No.18118858 >>18118758 German or Japanese

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:48:16 2017 No.18118863 File: 137 KB, 679x959, 1512015043360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The cries of a thousand souls and pristine destiny of heaven all at once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:50:08 2017 No.18118871 >>18118857 That is fine by me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:51:10 2017 No.18118876 >>18118758 German, preferably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:51:40 2017 No.18118877 >>18118857 I have the protection and power of scales. The mofu mafia will never catch me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:52:25 2017 No.18118882 >>18118758 American. Maybe a tiny hint of a southern US accent as that's where she is from in my headcanon, but that's about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:53:56 2017 No.18118890 >>18118681 We really should find a way to seal off our dimension from outsiders. Things have only gotten weirder after the whole Bearenstein thing. >>18118758 Not really an accent, but a lisp. It'd be hard to make an 's' with a serpentine tongue.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:54:31 2017 No.18118895 File: 338 KB, 1000x615, 1473785112402.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118857 High ranking mofu mafia boss moves in on her next target

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:55:21 2017 No.18118900 >>18118890 >We really should find a way to seal off our dimension from outsiders. If you're proposing to cut off the ability to travel to the MGE universe I will oppose you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:58:00 2017 No.18118918 >>18118857 >alway rember The cutest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 14:59:15 2017 No.18118925 File: 65 KB, 532x960, b9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118857 >>18118918

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:00:20 2017 No.18118933 File: 68 KB, 800x600, 1451718677336.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW stayed up all night grinding out every last bit of the Call of Duty WW2 Christmas event Why did someone give me this game and why did it end up being fun

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:03:13 2017 No.18118945 File: 880 KB, 1957x515, 1513799999619.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18118863

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:08:50 2017 No.18118970 File: 745 KB, 1500x1500, __manticore_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_less__3128344344f2287047d206fc621a6fc1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help her!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:10:23 2017 No.18118981 >>18118970 Bully first then help

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:10:39 2017 No.18118985 >>18118758 Zipanese, probably.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:11:47 2017 No.18118996 >>18118970 >bike_lock.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:12:06 2017 No.18118998 >>18118970 how bad would pouring hot sauce on her tail be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:12:41 2017 No.18119002 File: 719 KB, 1506x900, from_one_jealousy_to_another_by_tf_wizard-d6mc2b9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:16:44 2017 No.18119019 >>18118998 On? Probably not too bad. That's why I'd pour it in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:16:55 2017 No.18119021 >>18118933 having to grind Christmas events was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:18:02 2017 No.18119026 >>18118758 I'll see that face in my restless dreams.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:18:27 2017 No.18119031 >>18118970 Ahh, sweet karma.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:18:42 2017 No.18119032 >>18118758 No accent, my focus lies more in mannerisms. Need that ara ara or hora hora.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:23:10 2017 No.18119056 >>18118970 Only if she promises not to prick me while handling her tail. That'll end up bad for everyone involved.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:25:28 2017 No.18119067 >>18118970 She looks too cute. Would take pictures.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:31:44 2017 No.18119087 >>18118857 J Edgar Hoover always insists organize crime just doesn't exist Q.E.D. they're not in our midst

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:39:16 2017 No.18119113 >>18119087 Say Edgar, me, and Ted E. Bear! Damn, that song was catchy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:39:22 2017 No.18119114 >>18118206 Yuel lucked into having some of the best doujins of any girl in recent memory

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:46:16 2017 No.18119141 >HFW a big fat cuddlecat can't get me to respond. This week was shit and even her mischief couldn't get me to respond.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:48:46 2017 No.18119153 Where's the Nidhogg?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:49:18 2017 No.18119158 File: 540 KB, 1000x1142, eaa6bea1593b0e594ad331ee3371bf831b68edf7cc8d11fb4c51b9ca1d4ff847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PIME TARADOX

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:49:32 2017 No.18119162 >>18118758 Posh with a hint of Italian that gets stronger when she is agitated

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:50:54 2017 No.18119171 >>18119019 Good man

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:51:00 2017 No.18119174 >>18119158 Now when you have a threesome and the human one turns. >>18119162 Tanuki?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:52:37 2017 No.18119183 File: 557 KB, 1800x2250, ches3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18119153 That won't stand for long anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:52:54 2017 No.18119184 What does the chaos language sound like to you? Is it different between the species? For me it sounds like slow and distorted chanting but very feminine and soothing. But thats for my Wendigo waifu. Sorta like in this. https://youtu.be/9vUJ0NF10t0

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:53:27 2017 No.18119188 >>18119183 What has shocked this cat so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:55:43 2017 No.18119198 >>18119183 Sorry, meant for >>18119141

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:55:58 2017 No.18119200 >>18119174 Echidna

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:56:55 2017 No.18119203 >>18119198 >>18119183 She can try. This cuddlecat will find me too tired to care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:57:12 2017 No.18119206 >>18119158 Cute ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 15:57:57 2017 No.18119208 >>18119200 I be she makes fine pasta

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:01:17 2017 No.18119224 File: 259 KB, 1842x1370, DQVVBa8UQAAvP_z.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:02:47 2017 No.18119233 >>18119224 Yes, but I wouldn't touch them without a fifty foot pole.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:02:53 2017 No.18119234 >>18119208 She's my Mama Mia, my queen of the kitchen. Other guys want pudgy wives. I want a wife that tries her best to make me pudgy with her cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:02:58 2017 No.18119236 >>18119224 Nope, just sleep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:04:00 2017 No.18119240 >>18119234 Husband needs to be hard for his wife though!! In both senses of the word!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:04:25 2017 No.18119244 >>18119224 I need plenty of it, I need a flayer desperately.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:06:04 2017 No.18119253 >>18119203 Don't let your sadness affect others anon, that's no way to go about life. She'll do whatever she can to cheer you up and that thought alone should do the trick, because she loves you more than anything and hates to see you like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:06:13 2017 No.18119256 File: 137 KB, 800x539, Mindflayer17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18119244

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:06:24 2017 No.18119258 >>18119224 Maybe, but certainly not from a chaos girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:06:33 2017 No.18119259 >>18119224 I'll trade the contents of my balls now and forever for a cure for insomnia and tinnitus

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:08:04 2017 No.18119270 >>18119253 >Glassy eyed anon laying on his bed while a pouting cheshire lays atop him until he stops being a sourpuss. I've had four shitty days, its going to take the whole weekend to get back into my grove. Cuddlecat will need to wait

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:18:57 2017 No.18119322 >>18119259 Oh shit, that's right. I forgot about tinnitus being as much a brain function as an ear one. They could stop the ringing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:21:31 2017 No.18119342 >>18119322 I'd happily spend the rest of my life plowing that tentacled monstrosity in every orifice if she could save me from this hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:26:17 2017 No.18119361 File: 1.85 MB, 1600x900, monster_girl_encyclopedia___shoggoth_entry_by_sexydragonqueen-dbmd1k6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:29:17 2017 No.18119372 >>18119361 >how not to display text in an image

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:29:18 2017 No.18119373 >>18119256 Yup that's exactly what I need. Flay me up doc.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:32:07 2017 No.18119389 >>18119256 I blame Latenight for making a creepy squid based on one of the most terrifying D&D monsters so appealing. It's the damned squeeze ball loliflayers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:32:26 2017 No.18119390 >>18119373 >Just flay my shit up

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:33:17 2017 No.18119394 >>18119389 Give one a squish. They love being squished

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:34:07 2017 No.18119399 >>18119389 Squishyflayers are a nice thing. I like them.

Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:35:26 2017 No.18119407

>>18119244
>>18119256
>Anon gets flayed hoping his anti-social awkward and anxious personality will disappear
>She makes him a complete slut for tentacles
>Basically gives him a fetish for her
>Leaves the rest of his personality wholy unchanged
>After a few days of mindbreakingly good sex he finally confronts her about the flaying
>She tells him that her flaying was just to make sex more enjoyable
>Why would she change anything else when he is already perfect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:38:55 2017 No.18119429 File: 1.51 MB, 3041x2723, panda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haven't posted any drawings recently, so here's something from a while ago. Also what are some good lewd harpy positions?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:39:19 2017 No.18119432 File: 154 KB, 553x550, MindFlayer33.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18119389 The only possible explanation is that a flayer already got to him.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:43:13 2017 No.18119455 >>18119429 Lotus. Leaves room for her wings and let's her give kisses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:43:37 2017 No.18119459 >>18119429 Cute panda, would help repopulate with. And how lewd are we talking about here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:44:55 2017 No.18119471 >>18119455 Also lets her wrap her cute birb legs around you and keep the talons away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 29 16:45:54 2017 No.18119478 >>18119455 very lewd and very cute, I like it >>18119459 suggestive, poses, and very lewd

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