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[Anonymous No.]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the mansion,
Flan flew through red hallways with reckless abandon.
With Remi in pursuit, much to Flan's delight,
this looked to be a normal, Two O'clock night.

But tonight would be different; a window ajar,
She flew out the mansion in hopes to go far.
As Meiling, like always, slept right near the gate,
Flan soared over the wall, she just couldn't wait.

She flew across nations as if a short stroll.
Her destination, a Touhou that lived in the North Pole.
Flan knew of this Touhou and his awesome cause.
For the first time in her life, she was going to meet Claus.

Flan would hear stories while locked in her basement,
stories of this Touhou making a statement.
With a jolly, plump look and all his reindeer,
he would make sure humans would...be of good cheer.

She just HAD to meet him, his stories wowed.
Unfortunately for Flan, there would be "NO FUN ALLOWED"
Word had got out, Flan's sheer power was ignored.
She was to be stopped by eight Christmas whores.

"Hey, Marisa! Hey, Sanae! Hey, Reimu and Hina!
Hi, Aya! Hi, Reisen! Hi, Iku and Mima!"
She greeted them all as they began to attack.
This could turn out to be quite the setback.

[Anonymous No.]

For hours they fought in the sky up above,
Flan used Starbow Break, Lavatein, even Maze of Love
They dodged and they countered, they bombed and they grazed.
It looked like Flanfly could be seeing the end of her days.

The opposition was too much, Flan could barely think
Meanwhile Reimu was preparing Fantasy Seal -Blink-
She shot the attack, it was over for sure.
Little did they know Flan multiplied by Four

ONE was too many, Four brought the girls to tears
Suddenly, x4 Ripples of Four Hundred Ninty Five Years
The Eight girls wound up paying a hefty toll
Flan, would continue her trek to the North Poll

It was a long trip but she was finally here.
"THE NORTH POLE! SNOW FLAKES! SANTA, ELVES AND REINDEER!"
Flan Barrel Rolled in glee as she quickened her pace
Alarms then went off as she entered Workshop Airspace...

"Santa, a Bogey" an Elf yelled as he scrambled.
"Should we shoot? We don't want to risk Christmas being canceled".
The red, chubby Touhou sat with a smile.
"Why don't we just let her in for a while".

[Anonymous No.]

They invited Flan in on this Christmas Eve.
"Now what brings you here little girl? it's almost time for me to leave."
He smiles at Flan while she sits on his lap.
Unfortunately for Santa this would be his Deathtrap.

"Won't you play with me Santa? I hope you won't break."
"What did you sa"...But it was too late.
In an instant the workshop was filled with danmaku and flame.
Flan looked depressed, "well that was a shame".


Fortunately for Santa he's immortal through elixir.
Never the less Christmas got Flanned this year.
Flan took Santa's hat and soared through the night...

"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD FLIGHT!"


On a side note, a christmas miracle happened, and the thread was somehow on time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>18089662
I believe in Flanta Claus!

[Anonymous No.]

FLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[Anonymous No.]

Too soon Flan. Too soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Another year on the jay

[Anonymous No.]

>>18089662
Flan came early this year!

[Anonymous No.]

Merry Flanmas jaypie!

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks you!! Merry Flanmas to all my friends in flanfly threads, especially people who post the run one, the Remirya one, Cookie, flanhang squad, the guy who always says "Flan!", what movie is this, and all the other fun posts! You're all wonderful!

RIP to the slappa, the guy that fapped to Flan, the Flan will always love you, and the rest of our lost friends

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Seiga taking the Christ out of Christmas!

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>>18090287
out of the way hag i'm trying to see cute Yoshika!