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How do we save Kaede from alcoholism?

>> No.18076787
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It's too late.

>> No.18076841
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>>18076787
But she's still so young. There has to be a way!

>> No.18076847

>>18076781
Join her.

>> No.18077051
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>>18076841
She's a lost cause.

>> No.18077242

>>18076841
No, I would molest the young Kaede.

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>>18076781
>>18076787
>>18076841
Suppose a kami grants your wish. Suppose a kami lets you go back in time to save the young Kaede from alcohol... But what then? Being approached by a smelly, weird and awkward gaijin who speaks incomprehensible mumbo-jumbo can only give this inoccent child a devastating trauma, such that it turns her into an alcoholic. And thus, you find yourself in an inescapable timeloop: whenever you go back in time to save Kaede from alcoholism, you fuck it up!, you give her child trauma and she becomes an alcoholic - only to be ``saved'' again.

>> No.18077610
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Get her drunk on love instead of alcohol.

>> No.18077629

Why contain it?

>> No.18078059
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder
Would not impregnate.

>> No.18079154
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>>18077610
That's the long and short of it.

>> No.18081076
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Sensual foot massage.

>> No.18081429

>>18078059
You can keep trying until you get the child right.

>> No.18081786
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>>18078059

>> No.18082242

>>18079154
She's perfect

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>>18082242
>I am literally going to marry Kaede.
What did Piromizu mean by this?

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>>18079154
Cute but her usual hair is just perfect.

>> No.18082334

I want to pass away with her in a hospital bed after our livers give out and our children (14 of them) choose to turn off the machines that keep us living.
Just kidding, she's an old infertile hag!! Stupid BBA www

>> No.18082402

>>18082334
That was rude and I hope that something unpleasent happens to you

>> No.18082677

>>18082334
That was unfunny and I hope you will stop posting on /jp/

>> No.18082714
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I love her so freaking much...

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She can stop whenever she wants!

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>>18082780
Just the other day she ate some sober noodles.

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>>18082301
>>18082780
closed eyes are not okay

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Proposing to Kaede on christmas eve!

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>>18082918

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Me in the middle.

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>>18083251
How do we save Yukki?

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>>18083309
They should join Alcoholics Anonymous.

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>>18083333
Maybe they're all trying to save the world by drinking all the alcohol themselves.

>> No.18083414

>>18083379
Mommies

>> No.18083466
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Kaede enjoys beer, wine, sake, but have we seen her drink spirits and cock-tails?

>>18083333
AA sucks, too much dependence on the steps and religion as help to overcome it. Also, if you're a clean alcoholic (just alcohol) you'll be exposed to more shit like heroin addicts and shit.
For sweet girls like Kaede and co, the right solution is just to love them unconditionally and support them through their struggles.

>> No.18083508

>>18083466
She drinks everything that burns.

>> No.18083716

>>18076781
Alcohol is man's friend. Why would I get her to abandon a friend?

>> No.18083926

>>18083508
Kaede does NOT drink lava

>> No.18084966

>>18083716
Because you're not a cuckold?

>> No.18085536

>>18077242
You really think you're going to be the one doing the molesting?

>> No.18086515
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Me in the middle.

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>>18086515

>> No.18090728
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A merry Christmas to everyone's favorite Christmas cake!

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>>18090728

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I bet she pees a lot because of all the alcohol she drinks.

>> No.18095099

>>18094915
She can pee on my face, if you know what I mean.

>> No.18095136

>>18095099
You would die from an ethanol overdose.

>> No.18095171

>>18095136
I'm okay with that.

>> No.18095207

>>18094915
This is very important

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Zzzz...

>> No.18110463

what's that haircut called?

I don't want to show up with a weeb pic at my hairdresser..

>> No.18110481
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>>18110463
It's called the Kaede-haircut.

>> No.18110492

>>18076781
get her to watch "Days Of Wine and Roses" on continuous loop for a start.

>> No.18110522
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Would you be able to resist the temptation?

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I was drunk out of my mind when I made this thread, to be honest. How ironic is this?

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>>18110760
Also, I'm so drunk right now I just broke my glass and cut myself......

>> No.18111057

I could neber find a beer that I enjoyed as much as say, wine.
I've bought countless different bottles and yet, nothing really satisfied me. Maybe it's the bitterness and more burned notes.

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>>18111057
I only drink a strong 8% beer. All other beer is like water to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndCf2PG8Hsk

>> No.18111449

>>18111230
WEAKLING, as I for one drink 12% beer.

>> No.18111474

>>18111449
I'd drink it if I could find it here.....

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Miss Pun

>> No.18120073

>>18110481
It's called being a LITERAL dickhead.

>> No.18123726

>>18076781
i don't know

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Happy New Year!

>> No.18133383

>>18133279
Haha!
Happy New Year anon!

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>>18134808
>a fountain of alcohol awaits at the top
Ganbeere, Kaede!

>> No.18137848

>>18076781
By buying her more alcohol.

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>>18081076

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>>18138519

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